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Brad?
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Help me, Brad!
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Brad!
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♪ I overcame the coup, you
look like a dinosaur, ♪
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♪ You turned on the tails,
better I was once hardcore, ♪
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♪ I know you're into jazz, ♪
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♪ don't leave without
a second pour, ♪
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♪ Before you pack your bags, ♪
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♪ And drove away
a second more, ♪
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♪ I know you made it,
I know you need it, ♪
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♪ I know you're funny, ♪
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♪ I know you love it,
I know you need it, ♪
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♪ I love you munchkin, yeah, ♪
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♪ I just sold a blow,
smokin' on a cigarette, ♪
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♪ You're just into pops,
livin' in your lonely crib, ♪
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♪ Yeah, you're living
in your room, ♪
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♪ Bigger than your own
shit, living in the shit, ♪
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♪ Is this a whole war,
is it better now with something more, ♪
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♪ Now we've said too much, ♪
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Brad.
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Brad.
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Bradley!
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Hey.
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What's up?
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Howard doesn't aim anymore.
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Sorry kid, you know
I can't bend over.
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Mom, don't say bend
over, that's weird.
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Please, I've been saying bend
over forever, gimme a break.
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God, I wish I was in
this tub right now.
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This is what happens when
you don't go to college.
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Thank you!
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Whatever.
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Sorry Howard.
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Yo Kirk, come hit this!
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Go, go.
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♪ I don't want you
weaving my life. ♪
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Hey asshole.
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That's so rude.
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Why did she just
call me that, dude?
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Excuse me.
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Oh great, somebody
readjusted my drums.
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That's really nice.
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What if you guys came
in to use your guitar,
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and the fuckin' strap
was all fuckin' hiked up,
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you know, it's like,
fuck, you know?
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You guys ready?
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- Al, Mark?
- No.
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All right, let's do it,
one, two, three, four.
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One, two, three, four
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Yo, yo, Kirk, Kirk, Kirk,
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I'm gonna count it off, we
drive when you count it off,
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one, two, three, yo,
I'm gonna count it off,
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one, two, three, yo,
I'm gonna count it off...
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One, two, three, four...
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Uh oh, am I just not here?
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Mark, Al, on my count,
one, two, three, fuck you.
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One, two three, four.
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No, fuck you, dude.
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I don't wanna encourage you...
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Can I talk to you
guys for a second?
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Yo, can I talk to
you for a second?
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One, two, three, four.
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Fuck him, he
fuckin' sucks guys,
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he fuckin' really sucks.
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Drummers count off songs,
you guys know that,
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everybody knows that, we all
learned that in the beginning,
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he tries to count off the
song, that's not gonna work,
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'cause drummers
count off the song,
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he counts the song,
it doesn't work,
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drummer counts off
the song, it's good...
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Listen...
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No no no no no,
I will not dude,
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I need to make this point,
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it's that, it's
either me or it's him.
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He writes all the songs, man.
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You just play drums, hold on,
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I don't know why we can't just
defer this to next weekend,
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we have a show on Saturday.
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Just play drums?
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That's what you think of me?
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I don't mean it like that.
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You said it like that's
what you fuckin' meant,
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like I'm not as
important as him.
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Well, do you do anything
other than play drums?
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I do lots of things, I
introduce people to people,
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I introduced you to Kirk,
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you wouldn't even
know that motherfucker
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if it wasn't for me.
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Thank you dude.
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- I introduced you to Kirk.
- Thank you.
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- Was it you?
- It was me.
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No.
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You introduced me to Kirk,
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I introduced Mark to Kirk.
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Guys, I'm the fuckin' rhythm,
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I'm the reason that the girls
feel it in their bodies, man.
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Why don't you guys just
try to, I don't know,
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start the song at the same time?
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Oh my god, you're
saying that we can just
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start the song at the same
time, and stay both in the band.
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Yes.
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He can count off.
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Yeah.
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And I can just
let him count off.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Okay okay okay okay, that
sounds cool, I'm sorry guys,
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- I freaked out.
- Sweet dude.
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Dude, fuck you, you fuckin'
piece of fuckin' dog shit,
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and fuck you, you married bitch.
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You're not a bitch, man.
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Fuckin' asshole.
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Robbie quit.
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Babe.
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Robbie quit.
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Okay.
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And we have a show Saturday.
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What about that kid from last
weekend, what was his name?
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Hold on.
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Do I know him?
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Um, Tad.
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No, it's Brad,
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wasn't he in a band with your
cousin's husband or whatever?
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No, his name was Tad,
he responds to Tad.
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Was it Brad?
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His name is not Tad.
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What was that band
he was in called?
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Quantum Fangs?
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No, no no no, no, I know
him, he's cute, Tokyo Sunrise.
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- Tokyo Sunrise.
- Tokyo Sunrise,
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whatever happened to them?
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No, their
lead singer moved to Seattle.
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Brad?
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Aren't you talkin' about
the drummer from last week?
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Yes.
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He's got red fuckin' hair.
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Okay, well I don't
see hair color, guys,
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you know that about me.
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Hello?
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Yo, Tad, Brad, it's Al,
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guitar player from Long Longs
on Friday, what's good, man?
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Oh hey man, what's up?
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How's it goin'?
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So we're lookin' for a
drummer for this Saturday,
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and possibly permanently,
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you're livin' in
Phoenix now, right?
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Yeah, yeah I am.
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Cool, so it's me
and this guy Kirk,
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he's our lead singer,
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bass player, songwriter,
you know Kirk?
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Yeah, I know him.
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I mean, I don't know him
personally, but I know of him,
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I love his stuff, yeah.
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Cool, so about Saturday,
it's this bullshit local thing,
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but if you win they let you
play a song on the news,
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you should hear this fucking
song we have man, it's insane.
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I'm gonna text you directions,
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but if I can have easy, you
should probably head over now,
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and yeah...
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Hello?
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Yeah yeah yeah, sorry,
text me the address,
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I'm on my way right now.
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All right.
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Ah, when is this
kid gonna get here?
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I'm so bored.
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Oh shit, you know
what I just remembered?
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What?
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That Morgan whatever the fuck,
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his brother was in
that band Garbageface,
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he plays the drums.
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Garbageface, great name.
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Yeah, call him.
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Are you guys
talkin' about Ritner?
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Ritner.
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That's his name.
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Strange name.
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Oh, I know that guy.
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I mean, my opinion, Brad's
a way better drummer,
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there were no drums
in Garbageface.
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True, but Ritner knows people.
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Well, I mean, who
can get here first?
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Yo, I'm on my way.
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Oh excellent.
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Yo yo yo, oh shit, oh shit.
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Brad, hold on.
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Sorry, Tiffany
talked to Ritner,
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Kirk says first
come, first play.
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Okay, so Brad,
little change of plans,
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I guess there's another
drummer in the mix,
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Kirk's sayin' first
come first play,
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but I'm pullin' for you, bro.
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Oof.
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Okay, do you have the keys?
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We gotta go, he said
there's another drummer.
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In my purse, you know,
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I don't like this
two drummers thing,
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they called you first...
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Mom, where's your purse?
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It's on the floor
behind me, honey,
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I can't twist around.
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I don't
have time for this.
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Well, where is this place?
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It's in Tempe, it's not far.
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Okay, and who are these guys?
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What do you know about them?
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You gotta be
fucking kidding me.
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What, did I leave
the lights on again?
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I don't know, it's just
not fucking starting!
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Okay, language,
please, why the rush?
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Kirk said first
come first play.
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And who is Kirk?
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Who's Kirk?
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What are you?
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Mom, hold on.
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Okay, you can
just fix cars now?
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All right.
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Fucking bitch.
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Me?
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No, not you.
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This is what I don't
like about the cursin',
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you don't know if
you're talkin' to me,
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or the car, and now...
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What the fuck?
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I'm gonna call Triple A.
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Mom, Triple A could
take a fucking hour.
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What do you want?
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I don't know, I don' know,
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it's not even about talent,
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it's about who's
fucking car starts.
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Okay sweetheart, what do
you even know about this band?
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Honey...
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I'm done mom, I'm
done, I can't do it,
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it's another band, another
waste of fucking time.
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Sweetie, you're
too hard on yourself,
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and you're usin' the F
word like every sentence...
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Mom, people cuss when no
other words will suffice...
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That's a great word,
suffice is a great word.
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Okay, what about someone
like Christopher Cross?
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I don't even know who that is.
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Five time Grammy award
winner Christopher Cross.
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Okay, okay, well, I mean,
obviously, he's great.
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I have his CD, you
can listen to it,
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I used to have all of his...
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Mom mom, what are you even
talking about right now?
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Sorry, okay, my point is,
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you're not the first person
who's car didn't start, okay?
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The people who make it are
the ones that make it happen,
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car or no car, despite
getting stranded...
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Okay, okay okay.
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I'm gonna be in my 20s,
living with my mom,
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cleaning fucking Howard's piss.
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00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:29,912
Okay, why not
just Howard's piss?
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00:14:29,946 --> 00:14:31,513
Why F word, Howard's piss?
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What word won't suffice?
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It's words won't suffice,
not a word won't suffice.
256
00:14:35,817 --> 00:14:36,685
I don't
think that's right...
257
00:14:36,718 --> 00:14:38,054
- Yes it is.
- No.
258
00:14:39,488 --> 00:14:44,392
Okay, I know someone who had
to make it happen, guess.
259
00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:46,762
Mom, I don't know,
Christopher Cross?
260
00:14:46,795 --> 00:14:47,997
I don't know.
261
00:14:48,030 --> 00:14:50,465
Not Christopher
Cross, your dad.
262
00:14:53,502 --> 00:14:57,173
Daddy always made it
happen, no matter what.
263
00:15:28,870 --> 00:15:29,704
Hey, what's up guys?
264
00:15:29,738 --> 00:15:30,539
Oh fuck.
265
00:15:30,572 --> 00:15:31,807
Hey, what's up Al?
266
00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:33,308
Hey bud.
267
00:15:33,341 --> 00:15:34,110
Thanks for calling me,
thanks for thinkin of me,
268
00:15:34,143 --> 00:15:34,843
Mark, what's up man?
269
00:15:34,877 --> 00:15:36,045
Hey brother.
270
00:15:36,078 --> 00:15:36,979
I'm Brad.
271
00:15:37,013 --> 00:15:38,346
Hi, Tiffany, this is my place.
272
00:15:38,380 --> 00:15:39,381
Hello Brad.
273
00:15:39,414 --> 00:15:41,217
Let's do this shit.
274
00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:42,751
Hey, sorry I'm late,
275
00:15:42,784 --> 00:15:44,086
I mean, the car broke down
on the way back from work,
276
00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:46,621
and it was just a
total shit show.
277
00:15:46,655 --> 00:15:48,090
You okay?
278
00:15:48,124 --> 00:15:49,058
Yeah yeah, I'm fine, I just
needed to make it happen,
279
00:15:49,091 --> 00:15:50,927
so I fuckin' ran here.
280
00:15:51,961 --> 00:15:53,495
Ritner here also, guys.
281
00:15:53,528 --> 00:15:54,563
- Oh hey Ritner...
- Hi Ritner!
282
00:15:54,596 --> 00:15:56,065
What's up, buddy?
283
00:15:56,098 --> 00:15:57,266
Yeah, what's up is this
fucking ginger motherfucker
284
00:15:57,300 --> 00:15:58,935
just pushed me outside.
285
00:15:58,968 --> 00:16:00,169
No I didn't.
286
00:16:00,203 --> 00:16:01,103
What the fuck
you talkin' about?
287
00:16:01,137 --> 00:16:03,206
We do not say push here, dude.
288
00:16:03,239 --> 00:16:04,806
He fuckin' laid
hands on me, dude.
289
00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:05,640
I did not.
290
00:16:05,674 --> 00:16:07,143
Bullshit.
291
00:16:07,176 --> 00:16:09,212
Well he looks like he ran
here, he looks disgusting,
292
00:16:09,245 --> 00:16:10,812
he's sweaty as fuck,
he looks awful,
293
00:16:10,846 --> 00:16:12,248
so he's gonna go first.
294
00:16:12,281 --> 00:16:13,049
What?
295
00:16:13,082 --> 00:16:15,117
First come first play.
296
00:16:15,151 --> 00:16:16,052
Exactly.
297
00:16:16,085 --> 00:16:17,586
Well nobody told me that shit,
298
00:16:17,619 --> 00:16:19,021
I've been sittin' outside
in my car for 10 minutes.
299
00:16:19,055 --> 00:16:20,223
Well maybe you shoulda been
300
00:16:20,256 --> 00:16:21,924
sittin' in here for
10 minutes dude,
301
00:16:21,958 --> 00:16:23,192
just chill the fuck out.
302
00:16:23,226 --> 00:16:24,392
Okay, what's the tempo?
303
00:16:24,426 --> 00:16:26,595
Yo, you wearing
drumming gloves, bro?
304
00:16:26,628 --> 00:16:27,997
Yeah, no sweat.
305
00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:29,265
Bitch.
306
00:16:29,298 --> 00:16:32,201
Dude, it's like one,
two, three, slack 'em.
307
00:16:32,235 --> 00:16:35,938
Okay, so one, two,
three, shlack 'em.
308
00:16:35,972 --> 00:16:38,740
No, one, two,
three, slack 'em.
309
00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:40,910
Okay, I got it, let's go.
310
00:16:40,943 --> 00:16:41,810
It sounds easy,
it's not though.
311
00:16:41,843 --> 00:16:42,744
I got it, I got it.
312
00:16:42,777 --> 00:16:44,379
All right.
313
00:16:44,412 --> 00:16:45,580
Will do.
314
00:16:45,614 --> 00:16:47,382
One, two, three.
315
00:16:48,351 --> 00:16:50,152
Yeah, okay, Ritner, you're up.
316
00:16:50,186 --> 00:16:50,987
No no no, I'm
sorry, one more...
317
00:16:51,020 --> 00:16:52,188
You're up.
318
00:16:52,221 --> 00:16:53,122
I just need
a sip of water...
319
00:16:53,155 --> 00:16:54,589
I told you, man, the intro.
320
00:16:54,623 --> 00:16:56,424
Kirk please, please, just
give me a sip of water.
321
00:16:56,458 --> 00:16:57,659
It's Ritner's turn.
322
00:16:57,692 --> 00:16:59,962
You didn't play
fill right, man.
323
00:16:59,996 --> 00:17:01,563
Slack 'em.
324
00:17:01,596 --> 00:17:02,999
Come on.
325
00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:06,501
All right,
you got the intro, man?
326
00:17:06,534 --> 00:17:08,204
Yeah man.
327
00:17:08,237 --> 00:17:10,172
We only have beer.
328
00:17:10,206 --> 00:17:13,142
That's awesome, thank you.
329
00:17:13,175 --> 00:17:15,211
I wanna see how
insane this is,
330
00:17:15,244 --> 00:17:18,180
all right, your turn,
one, two, three,
331
00:17:18,214 --> 00:17:21,951
Yes.
332
00:17:30,026 --> 00:17:32,061
♪ I am rock and roll, ♪
333
00:17:32,094 --> 00:17:37,099
♪ Let me in, let me
out, take my soul, ♪
334
00:17:40,369 --> 00:17:42,570
♪ I am ready to go, ♪
335
00:17:42,604 --> 00:17:46,943
♪ He is on the blocks,
let the good times roll ♪
336
00:17:46,976 --> 00:17:50,980
Ready y'all, pre-chorus,
check it out, got it.
337
00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:54,649
Whoa, you all right?
338
00:17:54,683 --> 00:17:56,319
Fuck, it's fuckin' sprained...
339
00:17:56,352 --> 00:17:57,420
Too
aggressive on that...
340
00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:58,354
Put me in coach.
341
00:17:58,387 --> 00:17:59,487
Brad, you're up, man.
342
00:17:59,521 --> 00:18:00,923
My ankle's
sprained, man.
343
00:18:00,957 --> 00:18:03,758
Hey, I'm sorry, the
part's gotta beat the part.
344
00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:07,063
Dude, move
so Brad can get in.
345
00:18:08,230 --> 00:18:09,999
Horse shit.
346
00:18:10,032 --> 00:18:11,033
All right,
you got it man?
347
00:18:11,067 --> 00:18:12,268
Yeah, I won't mess it up.
348
00:18:12,301 --> 00:18:14,103
You won't mess
it up, all right.
349
00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:15,271
All right, ready?
350
00:18:15,304 --> 00:18:16,538
- One, two, three...
- Whoa, whoa,
351
00:18:16,571 --> 00:18:18,473
wait a minute, I
count it off dude,
352
00:18:18,506 --> 00:18:20,042
you don't have the microphone.
353
00:18:20,076 --> 00:18:22,078
One, two, three,
354
00:18:47,836 --> 00:18:50,739
Can I get more of
my guitar, please?
355
00:18:50,772 --> 00:18:52,308
Does my guitar sound super dead?
356
00:18:52,341 --> 00:18:53,242
You guys hear that?
357
00:18:53,275 --> 00:18:54,977
I got you maxed out, man.
358
00:18:55,011 --> 00:18:58,881
Yeah, still need more
of me voice, check check,
359
00:18:58,914 --> 00:19:01,017
no sty-vo, hello?
360
00:19:01,050 --> 00:19:04,552
Okay, I still can't
hear my brand new tele.
361
00:19:04,586 --> 00:19:05,754
Brand new, so.
362
00:19:07,223 --> 00:19:08,723
We need some
assistance, please.
363
00:19:08,757 --> 00:19:09,691
Wait.
364
00:19:12,861 --> 00:19:14,662
Dude, you got
that intro right?
365
00:19:14,696 --> 00:19:16,399
Yeah yeah, I got it.
366
00:19:16,432 --> 00:19:18,100
All right, just don't rush it.
367
00:19:18,134 --> 00:19:19,201
Keep it chill, man.
368
00:19:19,235 --> 00:19:20,635
I won't rush it.
369
00:19:20,668 --> 00:19:22,537
Bro, come on,
don't fuck with my stuff.
370
00:19:22,570 --> 00:19:24,340
Do you want to
cut through or not?
371
00:19:24,373 --> 00:19:26,008
You just, no,
you boost the trebles,
372
00:19:26,042 --> 00:19:29,111
you cut the mids, and then you
crank it, did you try that?
373
00:19:29,145 --> 00:19:30,612
That's a great idea.
374
00:19:30,645 --> 00:19:32,281
Okay, wow, and you have
your volumes up, right?
375
00:19:32,314 --> 00:19:33,516
Yeah, I have my volume up.
376
00:19:33,548 --> 00:19:34,682
All
right, play it.
377
00:19:34,716 --> 00:19:35,885
Hold on, I'm sorry,
378
00:19:35,918 --> 00:19:37,719
can I just get a little
more vocals for me?
379
00:19:37,752 --> 00:19:40,189
Drums need more Kirk, please.
380
00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:41,023
Just a teech.
381
00:19:41,057 --> 00:19:41,957
A teech of it.
382
00:19:41,991 --> 00:19:43,558
Drummer boy wants a teet.
383
00:19:43,591 --> 00:19:47,363
I can only do one
thing at a time.
384
00:19:47,396 --> 00:19:49,664
Well start by doin' that.
385
00:19:50,665 --> 00:19:51,901
What's up guys?
386
00:19:51,934 --> 00:19:52,834
Hi.
387
00:19:52,867 --> 00:19:54,537
Hi Brad.
388
00:20:01,477 --> 00:20:03,979
Hey, what's your band's name?
389
00:20:04,013 --> 00:20:04,846
Us?
390
00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:08,616
No, the other band I'm
lookin' at right now, yeah.
391
00:20:08,650 --> 00:20:09,784
Baby.
392
00:20:09,818 --> 00:20:11,586
Oh, our band name is...
393
00:20:11,619 --> 00:20:12,821
Glad Fan.
394
00:20:12,854 --> 00:20:13,655
- No.
- Nope.
395
00:20:13,688 --> 00:20:14,523
No.
396
00:20:16,125 --> 00:20:17,460
The Moody Boys.
397
00:20:17,493 --> 00:20:18,327
Ew, no.
398
00:20:19,761 --> 00:20:20,996
The Glad Fans, plural?
399
00:20:21,030 --> 00:20:22,031
You already said that.
400
00:20:22,064 --> 00:20:24,934
Just one, Shtibe, one each.
401
00:20:24,967 --> 00:20:25,867
My bad.
402
00:20:25,901 --> 00:20:27,802
Brad, it's your turn.
403
00:20:27,836 --> 00:20:29,338
Um, the Bangers?
404
00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:34,143
No.
405
00:20:34,176 --> 00:20:35,177
Brad, that's literally the
worst thing I've ever heard.
406
00:20:35,211 --> 00:20:36,512
I don't hate it.
407
00:20:36,545 --> 00:20:38,047
Does your bong have a name?
408
00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:41,250
Okay, shut the
fuck up, Al, go.
409
00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:42,485
Pass.
410
00:20:42,518 --> 00:20:43,319
That's
not how that works.
411
00:20:43,352 --> 00:20:44,587
Ken Rippy Jr.
412
00:20:45,753 --> 00:20:47,089
What?
413
00:20:47,123 --> 00:20:48,357
Ken Rippy Jr.
414
00:20:50,526 --> 00:20:52,027
I love that.
415
00:20:52,061 --> 00:20:54,662
Do you have somethin',
dude, just say it.
416
00:20:54,696 --> 00:20:57,233
Okay, fuck, Generation Smoke.
417
00:21:01,636 --> 00:21:04,440
Oh, Jesus Christ.
418
00:21:04,473 --> 00:21:05,707
Fuck you guys.
419
00:21:05,740 --> 00:21:08,177
That's so bad,
that's so bad, Al.
420
00:21:08,210 --> 00:21:11,147
I don't hear you comin'
up with anything better.
421
00:21:11,180 --> 00:21:13,748
Okay, well don't
embarrass yourself, man.
422
00:21:13,781 --> 00:21:16,085
Okay, well,
it's your turn.
423
00:21:16,118 --> 00:21:18,454
Okay, well don't
embarrass yourself, man.
424
00:21:18,487 --> 00:21:20,055
Okay, well,
it's still your turn.
425
00:21:20,089 --> 00:21:23,325
Dude, shut the
fuck up, I'm going.
426
00:21:23,359 --> 00:21:24,593
Okay, take it away then.
427
00:21:24,627 --> 00:21:25,827
Well every time I
talk, you fucking...
428
00:21:25,860 --> 00:21:29,031
Okay, we're all
waiting for you.
429
00:21:29,064 --> 00:21:30,499
- Okay.
- To go.
430
00:21:30,533 --> 00:21:33,102
Oh my god dude, okay,
you're not ready for this...
431
00:21:33,135 --> 00:21:34,603
We're not ready...
432
00:21:34,637 --> 00:21:35,538
You're not ready, no,
you're not ready for this.
433
00:21:35,571 --> 00:21:37,072
You're right, hold on.
434
00:21:37,106 --> 00:21:38,240
Are you now?
435
00:21:38,274 --> 00:21:39,175
- Now I'm ready.
- You ready now?
436
00:21:39,208 --> 00:21:41,443
Okay okay okay, Permafrost.
437
00:21:41,477 --> 00:21:42,278
Fuck.
438
00:21:43,913 --> 00:21:45,614
Oh my god.
439
00:21:45,648 --> 00:21:46,549
Computer.
440
00:21:49,218 --> 00:21:50,718
Where did you
come up with that?
441
00:21:50,752 --> 00:21:53,622
Yeah, that can actually
be really cool on a T shirt,
442
00:21:53,656 --> 00:21:55,823
in "Predator" font or somethin'?
443
00:21:55,857 --> 00:21:58,427
Fuckin' "Predator" font,
yes, "Predator" font.
444
00:21:58,460 --> 00:22:01,397
Did you know that was
originally title Hunter,
445
00:22:01,430 --> 00:22:03,165
and it didn't
change to "Predator"
446
00:22:03,199 --> 00:22:06,402
until after principal
photography?
447
00:22:06,435 --> 00:22:07,735
No.
448
00:22:07,769 --> 00:22:10,906
Okay, Permafrost, hey,
is everybody listening?
449
00:22:10,940 --> 00:22:11,907
Yes.
450
00:22:13,342 --> 00:22:16,378
Okay, meaning a thick
sub-surface layer of soil
451
00:22:16,412 --> 00:22:18,914
that remains frozen
throughout the year,
452
00:22:18,948 --> 00:22:22,618
occurring chiefly
in polar regions.
453
00:22:22,651 --> 00:22:23,886
Regions, sorry.
454
00:22:25,321 --> 00:22:27,822
All right, the only other
hit I got for Permafrost
455
00:22:27,855 --> 00:22:32,061
was a hybrid strain of
icky fuckin' sticky.
456
00:22:32,094 --> 00:22:32,995
Nice.
457
00:22:33,028 --> 00:22:34,463
Except I don't smoke anymore,
458
00:22:34,496 --> 00:22:37,466
because Rachel doesn't like
when I smoke, so I quit.
459
00:22:37,499 --> 00:22:38,634
What?
460
00:22:38,667 --> 00:22:39,568
Since when?
461
00:22:41,237 --> 00:22:43,372
I don't really feel like it's
a safe environment to share.
462
00:22:43,405 --> 00:22:44,406
Oh my god.
463
00:22:45,873 --> 00:22:49,912
Stop bein' so fuckin'
stupid, it's the no drugs?
464
00:22:49,945 --> 00:22:51,380
I'm married okay?
465
00:22:51,413 --> 00:22:54,782
We know you're married, Mark.
466
00:22:54,816 --> 00:22:58,254
Well, then you know,
occasionally, albeit not often,
467
00:22:58,287 --> 00:23:01,690
you have to make sacrifices
for the covenant of marriage.
468
00:23:01,724 --> 00:23:03,092
Uh, stupid.
469
00:23:04,126 --> 00:23:05,894
Occasionally.
470
00:23:05,928 --> 00:23:09,331
Whatever, it's just one
less mouth to feed to me, so.
471
00:23:09,365 --> 00:23:11,900
But seriously, Permafrost
is so fucking tight.
472
00:23:11,934 --> 00:23:14,236
Dude, thank you, thank you.
473
00:23:14,270 --> 00:23:15,070
I vote yes.
474
00:23:15,104 --> 00:23:15,904
Yeah?
475
00:23:15,938 --> 00:23:17,106
Same.
476
00:23:17,139 --> 00:23:18,607
Okay, so our band name...
477
00:23:18,641 --> 00:23:22,344
Whoa whoa whoa, guys,
we're fucking Permafrost.
478
00:23:27,116 --> 00:23:28,217
Permafrost.
479
00:23:29,084 --> 00:23:30,986
Yes, yeah, I love it!
480
00:23:33,622 --> 00:23:36,625
Our band name is Stylo
and the Murder Dogs.
481
00:23:36,659 --> 00:23:38,160
How
do you spell that?
482
00:23:38,193 --> 00:23:41,664
S-T-Y-L-O, as in Stylo,
483
00:23:41,697 --> 00:23:45,634
murder as in blood and
dogs as in fuckin' pugs.
484
00:23:47,569 --> 00:23:48,404
Great.
485
00:23:57,112 --> 00:23:58,580
Bro, he changed
the name of the band
486
00:23:58,614 --> 00:24:01,050
right in front of our eyes
as a test for you, man.
487
00:24:01,083 --> 00:24:02,584
For me?
488
00:24:02,618 --> 00:24:05,754
Yeah, he's testin' your
loyalty to the band, bro.
489
00:24:05,788 --> 00:24:08,390
Oh shit, you're right.
490
00:24:08,424 --> 00:24:11,126
You gotta close
him, dude, cig?
491
00:24:13,028 --> 00:24:15,664
So how
exactly do I do that?
492
00:24:15,698 --> 00:24:19,335
Well, everyone wants to
be in his band, you know?
493
00:24:19,368 --> 00:24:22,705
You saw fucking Ritner,
we are all replaceable,
494
00:24:22,738 --> 00:24:25,541
Kirk is only taking
the committed.
495
00:24:25,574 --> 00:24:27,443
Right, so he
changed the band name
496
00:24:27,476 --> 00:24:29,844
to see if I was committed
enough to call him out for it.
497
00:24:29,878 --> 00:24:31,714
Exactly, to prove that
498
00:24:31,747 --> 00:24:34,750
you wanna be in this
band, officially.
499
00:24:34,783 --> 00:24:36,819
This is great, because I
overheard Kirk and Candice
500
00:24:36,851 --> 00:24:37,986
talking about
Ritner, and I just...
501
00:24:38,020 --> 00:24:40,389
No no no, fuck fucking Ritner,
502
00:24:40,422 --> 00:24:41,657
don't even think about Ritner,
503
00:24:41,690 --> 00:24:43,759
right now you need
to concentrate on
504
00:24:43,792 --> 00:24:46,495
proving your loyalty
to Kirk, you know?
505
00:24:46,528 --> 00:24:48,130
Yeah, dude, thank you so much,
506
00:24:48,163 --> 00:24:49,832
I literally had zero idea
507
00:24:49,864 --> 00:24:51,967
Kirk was operating on this
kinda intellectual level.
508
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:52,801
Yeah.
509
00:24:52,835 --> 00:24:54,036
Is that fucked up?
510
00:24:54,069 --> 00:24:56,972
Well, I've learned
to never underestimate
511
00:24:57,005 --> 00:25:01,009
the power of prescription
medication, my friend.
512
00:25:03,979 --> 00:25:04,813
Marky.
513
00:25:04,847 --> 00:25:06,014
Hey.
514
00:25:06,048 --> 00:25:07,282
Is your wife
comin' tonight?
515
00:25:07,316 --> 00:25:09,017
Nope, she's gotta
work in the mornin',
516
00:25:09,051 --> 00:25:10,586
so you know what that means.
517
00:25:13,889 --> 00:25:17,559
Oh, you're gonna smoke
some weed about it.
518
00:25:18,927 --> 00:25:22,731
No, it was a drinking
reference, we're gonna drink.
519
00:25:22,765 --> 00:25:23,599
Oh.
520
00:25:25,167 --> 00:25:26,535
Hey, excuse me, Kirk?
521
00:25:29,505 --> 00:25:30,339
Hey, Kirk?
522
00:25:32,074 --> 00:25:33,842
Hey, Kirk man, sorry.
523
00:25:33,877 --> 00:25:35,010
What's up?
524
00:25:35,043 --> 00:25:36,812
Well I noticed
that we, or that you,
525
00:25:36,845 --> 00:25:39,415
didn't say Permafrost when the
guy asked for our band name.
526
00:25:39,448 --> 00:25:40,249
MmmHmm.
527
00:25:40,282 --> 00:25:41,183
Is that...
528
00:25:41,216 --> 00:25:42,117
He's talking about
529
00:25:42,151 --> 00:25:43,051
Stylo and the Murder Dogs, babe.
530
00:25:43,085 --> 00:25:44,853
Oh, I changed the name.
531
00:25:46,455 --> 00:25:47,823
It's
so fucking sick.
532
00:25:47,856 --> 00:25:49,858
Okay, that's cool.
533
00:25:49,893 --> 00:25:50,926
I changed the name.
534
00:25:50,959 --> 00:25:52,361
What's Stylo?
535
00:25:52,394 --> 00:25:54,329
- It's my last name.
- It's his last name, Brad.
536
00:25:54,363 --> 00:25:56,565
Oh right, yeah, I knew that.
537
00:25:56,598 --> 00:25:59,701
Pursely didn't
love Permafrost, so.
538
00:26:01,804 --> 00:26:03,539
Rachel's gonna think
we're not serious
539
00:26:03,572 --> 00:26:07,276
if we keep changin'
the name, dude.
540
00:26:07,309 --> 00:26:08,610
What?
541
00:26:08,644 --> 00:26:11,213
I'm just processing
that out loud.
542
00:26:11,246 --> 00:26:12,347
Mark's high.
543
00:26:12,381 --> 00:26:14,149
No, Mark's drunk.
544
00:26:14,183 --> 00:26:17,820
Okay, so the new
new band name is
545
00:26:17,853 --> 00:26:20,856
Stylo and the Murder Dogs, then?
546
00:26:20,890 --> 00:26:22,758
Kirk Slasher Cats.
547
00:26:24,993 --> 00:26:27,963
Ha ha, it's that funny, dude?
548
00:26:27,996 --> 00:26:31,767
Is that a joke to you,
the band name's a joke?
549
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:34,036
No no, I think it's cool.
550
00:26:35,270 --> 00:26:36,505
Fuck it.
551
00:26:36,538 --> 00:26:40,309
Guys, we're Stylo and
the fucking Murder Dogs.
552
00:26:41,844 --> 00:26:43,846
Yeah, fuck Permafrost.
553
00:26:45,314 --> 00:26:47,716
Ladies and gentlemen, make
sure to vote after the show,
554
00:26:47,749 --> 00:26:49,585
the winner of
tonight's competition
555
00:26:49,618 --> 00:26:51,854
gets to play on the news,
556
00:26:51,888 --> 00:26:53,890
that's right, Good
Morning Phoenix.
557
00:26:57,459 --> 00:26:59,061
Anyway, put your hands together,
558
00:26:59,094 --> 00:27:01,363
or should I say, paws together,
559
00:27:01,396 --> 00:27:04,533
for Stylo and the Murder Dogs!
560
00:27:04,566 --> 00:27:05,367
Nice guys.
561
00:27:10,339 --> 00:27:11,340
Excuse me.
562
00:27:12,708 --> 00:27:16,812
Check, check, check, check,
four five six, six, six.
563
00:27:17,881 --> 00:27:19,781
My shit's not
working, this isn't on.
564
00:27:19,815 --> 00:27:22,718
What's up, my fellow species?
565
00:27:22,751 --> 00:27:26,421
I'm not gettin'
anything out of this, man.
566
00:27:27,322 --> 00:27:29,758
Yeah, it's blown, good luck.
567
00:27:29,791 --> 00:27:30,759
Can you play without it?
568
00:27:30,792 --> 00:27:31,995
Yeah.
569
00:27:32,027 --> 00:27:32,794
We gotta
play without it.
570
00:27:32,828 --> 00:27:33,997
I got it, I got it.
571
00:27:34,062 --> 00:27:35,965
Hey, somebody get
that guy a chode to eat,
572
00:27:35,999 --> 00:27:38,500
we are Stylo and
the Murder Dogs.
573
00:27:38,534 --> 00:27:40,003
Ow!
574
00:27:40,035 --> 00:27:42,005
Two, three, four,
575
00:28:04,526 --> 00:28:09,531
♪ I am rock and roll, let me
in, spit me out, take my soul, ♪
576
00:28:15,337 --> 00:28:17,606
♪ I am ready to go, ♪
577
00:28:17,639 --> 00:28:22,644
♪ weed is on the bus
when it's time to roll, ♪
578
00:28:25,882 --> 00:28:28,650
♪ And all of this
is automatic, ♪
579
00:28:28,684 --> 00:28:31,853
♪ All of this is automatic, ♪
580
00:28:31,888 --> 00:28:36,893
♪ I am automatic,
I am automatic, ♪
581
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:39,728
♪ Hear the sounds of
the beatin' drums, ♪
582
00:28:39,761 --> 00:28:44,766
♪ Hear the sounds of
the beatin' drums, ♪
583
00:28:46,101 --> 00:28:49,038
♪ And if you ask, you want it, ♪
584
00:28:49,072 --> 00:28:51,406
♪ You raised a bell to get it, ♪
585
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:56,445
♪ Had a moment to show
it, as if you belong, ♪
586
00:28:57,346 --> 00:28:59,848
♪ Look every minute to answer, ♪
587
00:28:59,882 --> 00:29:02,117
♪ Before you knew that kiss, ♪
588
00:29:02,150 --> 00:29:07,155
♪ You had a moment to answer,
avoiding it like cancer, hey, ♪
589
00:30:16,258 --> 00:30:17,859
Oh!
590
00:30:17,894 --> 00:30:18,727
Oh!
591
00:30:19,861 --> 00:30:21,730
- Woo!
- Zing!
592
00:30:21,763 --> 00:30:24,067
Here we go, go again.
593
00:30:25,867 --> 00:30:30,205
Whoa whoa whoa whoa, dude,
dude dude dude dude, Jew.
594
00:30:30,238 --> 00:30:31,040
What?
595
00:30:31,074 --> 00:30:32,441
Jew.
596
00:30:32,474 --> 00:30:33,976
What?
597
00:30:34,010 --> 00:30:35,078
That's the lead singer of
Jimmy Eat World over there.
598
00:30:35,111 --> 00:30:36,511
Oh shit.
599
00:30:37,612 --> 00:30:40,049
It's only a matter of time.
600
00:30:40,917 --> 00:30:41,717
Dammit.
601
00:30:41,750 --> 00:30:43,285
Watch the master.
602
00:30:43,318 --> 00:30:45,154
Yo, you want me to go
get us another drink?
603
00:30:45,188 --> 00:30:47,656
Yeah, yeah, a beer, please.
604
00:30:47,689 --> 00:30:49,825
You think it's
fine that I'm not 21?
605
00:30:49,858 --> 00:30:52,427
Yeah dude, we're here,
it's fine, whatever,
606
00:30:52,461 --> 00:30:55,031
but ask her, that's Melanie.
607
00:30:59,634 --> 00:31:00,602
All right.
608
00:31:01,737 --> 00:31:03,106
Good luck, bud.
609
00:31:08,844 --> 00:31:10,746
Hey, how's your night goin'?
610
00:31:10,779 --> 00:31:12,447
It's good, what
are you having?
611
00:31:12,481 --> 00:31:14,050
I'll take a beer.
612
00:31:18,921 --> 00:31:21,423
Thank you, oh, can I
actually get one more?
613
00:31:21,456 --> 00:31:22,390
I'm sorry.
614
00:31:22,424 --> 00:31:23,325
Is that it?
615
00:31:23,358 --> 00:31:25,928
Yeah, just one, just one more.
616
00:31:27,897 --> 00:31:30,066
You did such
good drumming, sir.
617
00:31:30,099 --> 00:31:32,267
So good, he's our new drummer,
618
00:31:32,300 --> 00:31:33,435
Melanie's my roommate.
619
00:31:33,468 --> 00:31:34,369
Oh wow.
620
00:31:34,402 --> 00:31:35,537
I'm bummed I missed it.
621
00:31:35,570 --> 00:31:38,640
It's okay, there'll
be another one.
622
00:31:39,808 --> 00:31:41,843
She's fucking British,
can you imagine that?
623
00:31:41,878 --> 00:31:42,778
Yeah, I can.
624
00:31:42,811 --> 00:31:44,080
She's a nasty little kitten.
625
00:31:44,113 --> 00:31:46,082
I'm a cat person.
626
00:31:46,115 --> 00:31:47,749
You're so fucking cute.
627
00:31:47,783 --> 00:31:49,986
Oh, listen, before I forget,
628
00:31:50,019 --> 00:31:51,453
Kirk wanted me to tell you
629
00:31:51,486 --> 00:31:55,191
that you are
officially in the band.
630
00:31:55,224 --> 00:31:56,092
Are you messing with me?
631
00:31:56,125 --> 00:31:57,059
No.
632
00:31:57,093 --> 00:31:58,393
I passed the test?
633
00:31:58,426 --> 00:31:59,361
Sure.
634
00:31:59,394 --> 00:32:01,230
Hell, yeah, thank you!
635
00:32:01,264 --> 00:32:04,167
We're Stylo and the
fucking Murder Dogs, cheers!
636
00:32:06,334 --> 00:32:07,602
Okay.
637
00:32:07,636 --> 00:32:10,872
God damn it, I'm
so excited for us.
638
00:32:10,907 --> 00:32:11,706
Also.
639
00:32:12,909 --> 00:32:15,011
Oh no, I have work
tomorrow, I'm sorry.
640
00:32:15,044 --> 00:32:16,745
Is this what you're
gonna be like on tour?
641
00:32:16,778 --> 00:32:17,679
A little baby bitch?
642
00:32:17,712 --> 00:32:18,915
No no no, I promise you,
643
00:32:18,948 --> 00:32:21,150
I just have work in the
morning, and I don't...
644
00:32:21,184 --> 00:32:23,351
I'll put in a good word.
645
00:32:27,056 --> 00:32:28,723
Oh my god, what even is this?
646
00:32:28,757 --> 00:32:29,825
I don't know, it
feels like weed,
647
00:32:29,858 --> 00:32:31,359
can you chew it, please?
648
00:32:31,393 --> 00:32:33,528
Here, just put it in your mouth.
649
00:32:40,203 --> 00:32:42,804
You're an angel, Brad,
you're a fucking rockstar.
650
00:32:42,838 --> 00:32:44,040
Yeah.
651
00:32:44,073 --> 00:32:44,706
You gotta fuckin'
act like one, bro.
652
00:32:44,739 --> 00:32:45,942
Yeah, okay.
653
00:32:45,975 --> 00:32:47,910
Let's go, can I get
a shot or something?
654
00:33:32,188 --> 00:33:34,756
Sweetheart, Bradley, wake up.
655
00:33:36,758 --> 00:33:38,194
Mom, what?
656
00:33:38,227 --> 00:33:40,329
You gotta get out, I gotta
go home and ice my back.
657
00:33:40,363 --> 00:33:41,163
Mom, what?
658
00:33:41,197 --> 00:33:42,031
Go.
659
00:33:43,465 --> 00:33:45,767
Hey Ms. Jaffey, I don't
think we've officially met,
660
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:47,069
I'm Al, guitar player.
661
00:33:47,103 --> 00:33:49,604
Hi Al, guitar
player, how you doin'?
662
00:33:49,638 --> 00:33:51,040
Good, how are you?
663
00:33:51,073 --> 00:33:53,142
I'm good, sorry I missed
the show last night.
664
00:33:53,175 --> 00:33:54,310
Oh, that's
okay, don't apologize.
665
00:33:54,343 --> 00:33:55,677
Yeah, I got these
back problems,
666
00:33:55,710 --> 00:33:57,545
I was flat on the
living room floor,
667
00:33:57,579 --> 00:33:58,413
takin' my pain meds.
668
00:33:58,446 --> 00:33:59,248
Whoa.
669
00:33:59,282 --> 00:34:01,516
Yeah, hey, come here,
670
00:34:01,549 --> 00:34:04,419
what'd you guys get
up to last night?
671
00:34:04,452 --> 00:34:06,088
He went straight
home after the show.
672
00:34:06,122 --> 00:34:08,224
Oh no, honey, he didn't.
673
00:34:08,257 --> 00:34:09,191
What?
674
00:34:09,225 --> 00:34:11,360
Yeah, do a little drinkin'?
675
00:34:11,394 --> 00:34:12,560
What?
676
00:34:12,594 --> 00:34:14,964
You know, sex, drugs,
rock 'n roll, right?
677
00:34:14,997 --> 00:34:16,232
Of course not.
678
00:34:16,265 --> 00:34:17,799
- X, pills maybe?
- No, Ms. Jaffrey.
679
00:34:17,832 --> 00:34:19,801
- Crank, meth, coke.
- Of course not.
680
00:34:19,834 --> 00:34:21,469
- Heroin, right?
- We're Christians.
681
00:34:21,503 --> 00:34:25,408
And my kid is underage,
do you understand me?
682
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:26,275
Uh huh.
683
00:34:27,676 --> 00:34:32,014
Mmmhmm, lean back for me,
bud, there you go, yeah.
684
00:34:34,616 --> 00:34:35,418
There you go.
685
00:34:35,450 --> 00:34:36,584
There you go, buddy.
686
00:34:36,618 --> 00:34:37,585
There you go
Brad, are you good?
687
00:34:37,619 --> 00:34:38,453
Mmmhmm.
688
00:34:40,655 --> 00:34:41,823
MmmMmm, MmmMmm MmmMmm...
689
00:34:41,856 --> 00:34:44,693
I didn't think so,
all right, there we go.
690
00:34:44,726 --> 00:34:45,527
Too soon, bud.
691
00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:46,461
You know what?
692
00:34:46,494 --> 00:34:47,997
This is what we're gonna do.
693
00:34:48,030 --> 00:34:50,532
Everything in its right place.
694
00:34:51,866 --> 00:34:52,767
Yeah, yeah.
695
00:34:55,737 --> 00:34:57,139
Party on, Brad.
696
00:34:57,173 --> 00:34:58,640
There you go, you good?
697
00:34:58,673 --> 00:35:00,076
I'm good, I'm good.
698
00:35:01,944 --> 00:35:03,645
Watch it now.
699
00:35:03,678 --> 00:35:06,115
There you go, there you go.
700
00:35:07,749 --> 00:35:08,583
Dude.
701
00:35:10,052 --> 00:35:10,886
Oh.
702
00:35:14,223 --> 00:35:15,724
Did you know that
Ken Griffey Jr.
703
00:35:15,757 --> 00:35:18,027
hit 35 home runs last year?
704
00:35:19,061 --> 00:35:21,596
I did not know that.
705
00:35:21,629 --> 00:35:22,465
He did.
706
00:35:24,467 --> 00:35:28,304
Got it, god damn it,
I'm just trying to dude.
707
00:35:28,337 --> 00:35:32,008
What the fuck, dude, it's
fucking occupied, bro.
708
00:35:44,353 --> 00:35:46,255
Oh my god.
709
00:35:46,288 --> 00:35:48,958
Hey, you wanna tell everybody?
710
00:35:50,725 --> 00:35:51,559
Yo.
711
00:35:53,695 --> 00:35:55,797
Okay, well then I
will tell everyone.
712
00:35:55,830 --> 00:35:57,266
Okay, well, we...
713
00:35:57,299 --> 00:35:59,801
We're gonna be on
the fucking news, boys.
714
00:36:01,603 --> 00:36:02,505
Woo!
715
00:36:02,537 --> 00:36:03,339
We won?
716
00:36:03,372 --> 00:36:04,173
We fuckin' won?
717
00:36:07,276 --> 00:36:09,345
Let's go, yeah!
718
00:36:12,214 --> 00:36:12,982
Woo!
719
00:36:14,917 --> 00:36:16,118
All right, we should really
probably practice the song.
720
00:36:16,152 --> 00:36:16,952
Yeah.
721
00:36:23,059 --> 00:36:23,893
Oh dear.
722
00:36:25,693 --> 00:36:27,662
Oh, hi, you must Roberta.
723
00:36:27,695 --> 00:36:30,132
And you must be Steelo
and the Murderers.
724
00:36:30,166 --> 00:36:31,233
Yes ma'am.
725
00:36:31,267 --> 00:36:33,436
Okay, is this everybody?
726
00:36:33,469 --> 00:36:34,669
Hi guys.
727
00:36:34,702 --> 00:36:35,905
- Hi.
- What's up?
728
00:36:35,938 --> 00:36:37,373
There's also Kirk,
he's our lead singer,
729
00:36:37,406 --> 00:36:39,208
he's gonna hang back while
we get sound checked,
730
00:36:39,241 --> 00:36:42,044
he can be a little,
you know, the talent.
731
00:36:42,078 --> 00:36:45,580
Ah, the talent, oh yeah,
I know all about the talent.
732
00:36:45,613 --> 00:36:46,781
Well why don't
you guys follow me
733
00:36:46,815 --> 00:36:50,152
and we'll get you all
set up, all right?
734
00:36:51,087 --> 00:36:52,088
Righteous.
735
00:37:00,862 --> 00:37:01,763
Mom, Dad?
736
00:37:03,432 --> 00:37:05,767
Uncle Frank, is this a joke?
737
00:37:36,265 --> 00:37:39,101
Kirk, Kirk, what
the fuck, Kirk?
738
00:37:43,038 --> 00:37:43,939
Get up.
739
00:37:43,973 --> 00:37:45,341
What, ah!
740
00:37:45,374 --> 00:37:48,177
The guys are waiting for you.
741
00:37:48,210 --> 00:37:49,945
Did we already
play for the bad men?
742
00:37:51,779 --> 00:37:53,449
You took all of these?
743
00:37:53,482 --> 00:37:55,918
You are so fucked up,
get up, come on, up.
744
00:37:55,951 --> 00:37:56,751
Yeah, wait, wait...
745
00:37:56,784 --> 00:37:58,087
Put this on, up.
746
00:37:58,120 --> 00:37:59,654
Hold on,
gimme a blow job.
747
00:37:59,687 --> 00:38:00,589
- No!
- What do you mean?
748
00:38:00,623 --> 00:38:01,756
It's fine.
749
00:38:01,789 --> 00:38:03,691
- Kirk, Jesus.
- We have time.
750
00:38:16,671 --> 00:38:18,174
Holy shit.
751
00:38:18,207 --> 00:38:19,874
Oh, that's a look.
752
00:38:20,808 --> 00:38:21,610
All right.
753
00:38:21,644 --> 00:38:22,545
That's a cool j...
754
00:38:22,578 --> 00:38:24,647
So, how long until we're on?
755
00:38:24,679 --> 00:38:26,882
We go on soon.
756
00:38:26,916 --> 00:38:27,815
Did you
soundcheck and everything?
757
00:38:27,849 --> 00:38:29,185
Yo, you ready?
758
00:38:30,818 --> 00:38:32,288
Is he okay?
759
00:38:32,321 --> 00:38:33,155
Yes, he's fine,
if you got everything checked,
760
00:38:33,189 --> 00:38:34,657
he's fine, oh my god.
761
00:38:34,689 --> 00:38:37,692
Knock knock, oh,
you must be Kirk.
762
00:38:42,364 --> 00:38:43,731
He doesn't look okay.
763
00:38:43,765 --> 00:38:46,635
Roberta, he's fine, he's fine.
764
00:38:46,669 --> 00:38:48,836
I'm ready to roll mama.
765
00:38:48,870 --> 00:38:49,672
Oh my god.
766
00:38:49,704 --> 00:38:50,872
Okay, great.
767
00:38:52,141 --> 00:38:52,975
Last little thing is...
768
00:38:53,008 --> 00:38:53,841
Hoo!
769
00:38:55,044 --> 00:38:56,478
Okay, I need to tell
you about somethin',
770
00:38:56,512 --> 00:38:58,280
I don't know if y'all are aware,
771
00:38:58,314 --> 00:38:59,915
but there was a
shooting last night
772
00:38:59,949 --> 00:39:02,218
at the Bash's on 104th Street.
773
00:39:02,251 --> 00:39:03,785
Yeah, so we're
gonna run a segment
774
00:39:03,818 --> 00:39:05,020
right after your performance,
775
00:39:05,054 --> 00:39:07,022
because we have a bag boy
776
00:39:07,056 --> 00:39:09,558
who actually witness
the slaughter.
777
00:39:09,592 --> 00:39:11,026
So if you could do me a favor,
778
00:39:11,060 --> 00:39:15,364
and not say the word murder,
as in Murder Dogs, okay?
779
00:39:16,831 --> 00:39:19,168
That would be great, got it?
780
00:39:20,269 --> 00:39:21,637
Okay.
781
00:39:31,647 --> 00:39:34,550
How did you guys
feel about that one?
782
00:39:34,583 --> 00:39:36,784
Joey, don't rush the
click track, bro,
783
00:39:36,818 --> 00:39:39,221
I love the direction we're
goin' in with this song,
784
00:39:39,255 --> 00:39:40,923
fuckin', I'm jazzed.
785
00:39:40,956 --> 00:39:43,858
Let's take a soft
20 and come back.
786
00:39:47,263 --> 00:39:48,464
What do you have for daddy?
787
00:39:48,497 --> 00:39:50,099
Oh, I got some
treats for daddy.
788
00:39:50,132 --> 00:39:52,534
Ew, stop, bosses talk
dirty to their employees,
789
00:39:52,568 --> 00:39:53,768
not the other way around.
790
00:39:53,801 --> 00:39:54,937
I thought you
liked it that way.
791
00:39:54,970 --> 00:39:56,405
Shut your mouth, okay?
792
00:39:56,438 --> 00:39:58,307
It's Monday, what new
bands do you have for me?
793
00:39:58,340 --> 00:40:00,476
I got one that's pretty cool.
794
00:40:00,509 --> 00:40:01,877
What was with the pause?
795
00:40:01,910 --> 00:40:04,747
Well, it's unintentional,
I was just thinkin',
796
00:40:04,779 --> 00:40:06,615
it's this cool band, I
saw 'em over the weekend,
797
00:40:06,649 --> 00:40:08,751
I think you're gonna like it.
798
00:40:08,783 --> 00:40:12,187
They're playin' on the
TV, you wanna go see 'em?
799
00:40:12,221 --> 00:40:13,389
I got it queued up.
800
00:40:13,422 --> 00:40:14,590
They're
on TV right now?
801
00:40:14,623 --> 00:40:15,758
Yeah, yeah, it's
like this local thing,
802
00:40:15,790 --> 00:40:17,359
you should see
'em, they're local.
803
00:40:17,393 --> 00:40:18,294
Yeah, let's see it.
804
00:40:18,327 --> 00:40:19,395
All right.
805
00:40:19,428 --> 00:40:20,062
All right, bring
the TV in here.
806
00:40:20,095 --> 00:40:20,996
What?
807
00:40:21,030 --> 00:40:22,931
Just bring the TV in here.
808
00:40:22,965 --> 00:40:24,600
It's like 60 inches.
809
00:40:24,633 --> 00:40:26,402
Sorry, just bring it in here.
810
00:40:26,435 --> 00:40:28,637
Bring it in, bring it in.
811
00:40:28,671 --> 00:40:30,606
You want me to move it?
812
00:40:30,639 --> 00:40:31,607
It's like 200 pounds.
813
00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:33,409
I know you can do it.
814
00:40:33,442 --> 00:40:36,679
Okay, yeah, got
it, okay, here we go,
815
00:40:37,613 --> 00:40:38,514
if I can just...
816
00:40:38,547 --> 00:40:39,448
Where the fuck are you goin'?
817
00:40:39,481 --> 00:40:40,683
Where do you think you're goin'?
818
00:40:40,716 --> 00:40:42,184
Oh, sorry,
yeah, nope, right here...
819
00:40:42,217 --> 00:40:44,019
We're back with a little
segment we like to call
820
00:40:44,053 --> 00:40:45,654
Heat Up the AM,
821
00:40:45,688 --> 00:40:48,457
where every month we
feature a new band
822
00:40:48,490 --> 00:40:49,958
that's heatin'...
823
00:40:49,992 --> 00:40:50,793
You know, fun fact,
this isn't actually live...
824
00:40:50,825 --> 00:40:52,328
Shut your mouth.
825
00:40:52,361 --> 00:40:55,030
I am extremely excited
to introduce a band
826
00:40:55,064 --> 00:40:58,133
named Stylo and the
M Dogs, hi guys.
827
00:40:58,167 --> 00:41:00,369
We are Stylo and the M Dogs,
828
00:41:00,402 --> 00:41:03,871
and we're gonna
murder your shit.
829
00:41:05,207 --> 00:41:06,575
Cut!
830
00:41:06,608 --> 00:41:07,943
That lady's comin'.
831
00:41:07,976 --> 00:41:10,512
Guys, what did we talk about?
832
00:41:11,980 --> 00:41:16,051
I said don't say the word
murder, and the S word,
833
00:41:16,085 --> 00:41:17,519
that is a no-brainer.
834
00:41:17,553 --> 00:41:19,421
You can't say that on air.
835
00:41:19,455 --> 00:41:20,389
Roberta.
836
00:41:20,422 --> 00:41:21,623
Come on!
837
00:41:21,657 --> 00:41:22,857
He won't do it
again, I promise.
838
00:41:22,891 --> 00:41:23,692
You promise?
839
00:41:23,726 --> 00:41:25,294
I do, right Kirk?
840
00:41:26,495 --> 00:41:27,663
Kirk, right?
841
00:41:28,764 --> 00:41:31,166
Hey, you get one
more chance, all right?
842
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:34,036
Or I'm gonna shut this down,
you're not gonna get to play.
843
00:41:34,069 --> 00:41:36,004
Do you understand?
844
00:41:36,038 --> 00:41:36,939
Okay, you promise?
845
00:41:36,972 --> 00:41:37,806
Yes.
846
00:41:39,208 --> 00:41:42,578
Ladies and gentlemen,
here's Stylo and the M Dogs,
847
00:41:42,611 --> 00:41:45,547
playing their new
song "Deep Freeze,"
848
00:41:45,581 --> 00:41:46,749
take it away, guys.
849
00:41:50,753 --> 00:41:52,187
One, two, three, four!
850
00:42:06,668 --> 00:42:11,640
♪ I live in my home, in a
village from the ground, ♪
851
00:42:13,275 --> 00:42:18,280
♪ Thinkin' of dyin' and
livin' alone with my dog, ♪
852
00:42:26,955 --> 00:42:31,960
♪ Thinkin' that I've been
up too lately, yeah, ♪
853
00:42:33,629 --> 00:42:38,333
♪ And I just stare at
you and sit in my car, ♪
854
00:42:38,367 --> 00:42:43,372
♪ Inside of your city, ♪
855
00:42:46,842 --> 00:42:51,780
♪ And when you fake, just
like a loser, and see, ♪
856
00:42:51,814 --> 00:42:56,819
♪ Or just be frozen
for eternity, ♪
857
00:42:59,822 --> 00:43:03,058
♪ Frozen for eternity, ♪
858
00:43:09,298 --> 00:43:10,199
Fuck yes.
859
00:43:34,656 --> 00:43:35,824
Oh dear god.
860
00:43:39,027 --> 00:43:40,095
Oh, marry me.
861
00:43:44,733 --> 00:43:46,068
Takin' on water.
862
00:44:21,803 --> 00:44:23,038
MELANIE ON VOICEMAIL
MESSAGE: Hey, it's me,
863
00:44:23,071 --> 00:44:24,806
don't leave a message,
just come get a drink.
864
00:44:35,952 --> 00:44:37,887
Hey, hey, I know you.
865
00:44:39,221 --> 00:44:40,389
Oh hey.
866
00:44:40,422 --> 00:44:43,191
- Hi.
- Hey, have we met before?
867
00:44:43,225 --> 00:44:46,361
Ha ha , I
would say come in,
868
00:44:46,395 --> 00:44:47,796
but we literally just closed.
869
00:44:47,829 --> 00:44:49,064
Oh no, really?
870
00:44:49,097 --> 00:44:50,566
I was just about to come in.
871
00:44:50,599 --> 00:44:51,800
I was just comin' in,
872
00:44:51,833 --> 00:44:53,569
and I was gonna see if
you were here, actually.
873
00:44:53,602 --> 00:44:55,905
Oh really, well
it's perfect timing,
874
00:44:55,939 --> 00:44:57,506
'cause I just got off.
875
00:44:57,539 --> 00:45:01,176
Oh nice, yeah, well I'm
gonna smoke a cigarette.
876
00:45:01,209 --> 00:45:03,245
Oh, you smoke now?
877
00:45:03,278 --> 00:45:05,147
Yeah, I grew up smoking.
878
00:45:05,180 --> 00:45:06,782
Oh, got it, okay.
879
00:45:12,321 --> 00:45:13,655
How was the news, by the way?
880
00:45:14,656 --> 00:45:15,791
Thank you.
881
00:45:15,824 --> 00:45:17,593
It was amazing,
, did you watch?
882
00:45:17,626 --> 00:45:18,995
I didn't, but Candice had
883
00:45:19,028 --> 00:45:20,529
six different
people recording it
884
00:45:20,562 --> 00:45:22,065
in all different place, so.
885
00:45:22,097 --> 00:45:22,899
Sounds about right.
886
00:45:22,932 --> 00:45:24,033
Yeah, yeah.
887
00:45:24,067 --> 00:45:25,233
As she should.
888
00:45:25,267 --> 00:45:26,435
Yeah, I'll be
sure to let you know
889
00:45:26,468 --> 00:45:27,937
what I think when I watch it.
890
00:45:27,971 --> 00:45:29,871
Yeah, well what if
you don't like it?
891
00:45:29,906 --> 00:45:31,340
What if you think we
suck or somethin'?
892
00:45:31,373 --> 00:45:33,108
Well then I would
have to tell you.
893
00:45:33,141 --> 00:45:35,677
Really, you'd just
shoot me that straight?
894
00:45:35,711 --> 00:45:36,845
Of course.
895
00:45:36,879 --> 00:45:37,713
Okay.
896
00:45:39,048 --> 00:45:40,984
Do you wanna go
hang out right now?
897
00:45:41,017 --> 00:45:43,019
Yeah, yeah, right now?
898
00:45:44,319 --> 00:45:45,153
Yeah.
899
00:45:45,187 --> 00:45:46,355
- Yeah.
- Okay.
900
00:45:49,491 --> 00:45:51,693
Welcome to my contingency van.
901
00:45:51,727 --> 00:45:52,561
Oh wow.
902
00:45:55,197 --> 00:45:56,231
Contingency van?
903
00:45:56,264 --> 00:45:58,433
Yes, for
apocalyptic scenarios,
904
00:45:58,467 --> 00:46:01,536
like zombie
infestation, contagion,
905
00:46:01,570 --> 00:46:04,406
extra-terrestrial
or chemical war.
906
00:46:05,273 --> 00:46:07,476
This van would serve as my home.
907
00:46:07,509 --> 00:46:08,945
Okay.
908
00:46:08,978 --> 00:46:12,381
It's also where I get
black-out drunk with my friends.
909
00:46:13,815 --> 00:46:14,850
Double okay.
910
00:47:09,038 --> 00:47:09,838
Evvy.
911
00:47:09,871 --> 00:47:12,108
Hey, Kirk Towns, yeah.
912
00:47:12,141 --> 00:47:13,575
Stylo and the Murder Dogs,
my friend, good to meet you.
913
00:47:13,608 --> 00:47:14,877
I'm Brad, nice to meet you.
914
00:47:14,911 --> 00:47:16,145
Mark.
915
00:47:16,179 --> 00:47:17,412
All right, stay
by me, all right?
916
00:47:17,446 --> 00:47:18,747
Right this way, okay,
come on, don't be shy.
917
00:47:25,922 --> 00:47:28,824
You guys want any
coffee, or booze?
918
00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:32,761
Oh yeah, I'll take some booze.
919
00:47:32,794 --> 00:47:35,898
Yeah, maybe a six
pack of Red Stripe?
920
00:47:35,932 --> 00:47:37,133
I'm down.
921
00:47:37,166 --> 00:47:39,068
Yeah, actually make
that two six packs.
922
00:47:39,102 --> 00:47:41,536
Spoken like a true drummer.
923
00:47:44,539 --> 00:47:45,507
How old are you?
924
00:47:45,540 --> 00:47:47,076
- He's 21.
- He's 21.
925
00:47:48,044 --> 00:47:48,878
21.
926
00:47:50,345 --> 00:47:51,180
Okay.
927
00:47:58,020 --> 00:47:59,222
- You whistled for me?
- Hey, Buddy, everybody,
928
00:47:59,254 --> 00:48:00,522
this is Buddy.
929
00:48:00,555 --> 00:48:01,356
My name's not Buddy.
930
00:48:01,389 --> 00:48:02,624
Hey Buddy.
931
00:48:02,657 --> 00:48:04,093
No one really gives a
fuck what your name is,
932
00:48:04,127 --> 00:48:06,528
you just need to bust you
butt down to the corner store,
933
00:48:06,561 --> 00:48:08,898
get these gentlemen
a 24 pack of PBR,
934
00:48:08,931 --> 00:48:10,332
you guys cool with PBR?
935
00:48:10,365 --> 00:48:11,167
Yeah.
936
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:12,001
Kay, bye Buddy.
937
00:48:12,034 --> 00:48:12,935
Dust in the attic.
938
00:48:12,969 --> 00:48:14,703
Hey, do you have any cash?
939
00:48:14,736 --> 00:48:15,905
Where was I?
940
00:48:15,938 --> 00:48:16,906
Where was I?
941
00:48:16,939 --> 00:48:18,174
We were talkin' about
942
00:48:18,207 --> 00:48:19,942
you letting us record
our EP here, for free.
943
00:48:19,976 --> 00:48:22,544
Check out the
big brain on Brad.
944
00:48:22,577 --> 00:48:24,346
Bring out the gimp.
945
00:48:25,313 --> 00:48:26,115
That's from Pulp Fiction.
946
00:48:26,149 --> 00:48:27,616
Here's how I see it,
947
00:48:27,649 --> 00:48:30,987
Radiohead had "Creep,"
Beck had "Loser,"
948
00:48:32,354 --> 00:48:36,092
Stylo and the Murder
Dogs have "Deep Freeze."
949
00:48:37,492 --> 00:48:39,929
What's in it for you?
950
00:48:39,962 --> 00:48:41,030
Brad again.
951
00:48:42,798 --> 00:48:44,533
When you guys blow the fuck up,
952
00:48:44,566 --> 00:48:46,035
and it comes time to record
953
00:48:46,068 --> 00:48:50,572
that much anticipated full
length record, make it here.
954
00:48:52,474 --> 00:48:53,708
We don't need
to sign anything?
955
00:48:53,742 --> 00:48:54,843
Look, the truth is,
956
00:48:54,877 --> 00:48:56,078
you guys should really be
957
00:48:56,112 --> 00:48:57,479
signing a contract
with each other,
958
00:48:57,512 --> 00:48:59,182
I don't know if you know
anything about bands,
959
00:48:59,215 --> 00:49:02,417
but you motherfuckers
eat each other.
960
00:49:02,450 --> 00:49:03,920
So it doesn't have to
be anything complicated,
961
00:49:03,953 --> 00:49:07,156
somethin' simple, that says
who owns what, who does what...
962
00:49:07,190 --> 00:49:10,492
No, how 'bout
this, we'll just pay?
963
00:49:10,525 --> 00:49:11,459
Okay?
964
00:49:11,493 --> 00:49:12,561
I mean, if you insist...
965
00:49:12,594 --> 00:49:13,795
I insist, dude...
966
00:49:13,829 --> 00:49:14,830
Hey dude, why
don't we just take
967
00:49:14,863 --> 00:49:16,631
this nice man up on his offer,
968
00:49:16,665 --> 00:49:18,034
and we'll come back and
record our full length...
969
00:49:18,067 --> 00:49:19,367
- No, you don't get it...
- If we want to.
970
00:49:19,401 --> 00:49:21,003
He's not even
gonna make us stay.
971
00:49:21,037 --> 00:49:23,206
No, fuck that, dude, no.
972
00:49:23,239 --> 00:49:24,506
Okay, could we have a second?
973
00:49:24,539 --> 00:49:26,042
Sure.
974
00:49:26,075 --> 00:49:28,110
No no, nope, nope, I don't,
no no, I don't need a second,
975
00:49:28,144 --> 00:49:29,578
I don't need a second,
976
00:49:29,611 --> 00:49:33,448
because I wanna pay this
man for his time, all right?
977
00:49:33,481 --> 00:49:34,516
No strings attached.
978
00:49:34,549 --> 00:49:35,985
No strings, look,
979
00:49:36,018 --> 00:49:38,486
if you don't wanna make your
first record here, that's fine.
980
00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:41,290
But I'm telling you, once
you hear those songs,
981
00:49:41,324 --> 00:49:43,792
your songs on that
fuckin' tape machine,
982
00:49:43,825 --> 00:49:45,460
you're gonna be
circling back here
983
00:49:45,493 --> 00:49:49,031
like a suckling pig
to its mother's tit.
984
00:49:49,065 --> 00:49:52,235
Listen, baby, I
know the game, okay?
985
00:49:53,668 --> 00:49:56,638
But I'd rather pay for my milk.
986
00:49:56,671 --> 00:49:57,873
Dude.
987
00:49:57,907 --> 00:49:58,673
No, I'd rather
pay for the milk.
988
00:49:58,707 --> 00:49:59,608
Just sit down...
989
00:49:59,641 --> 00:50:00,709
I'd rather pay for the milk.
990
00:50:00,742 --> 00:50:01,643
- Come on.
- Pay for the milk?
991
00:50:01,676 --> 00:50:02,577
It's okay.
992
00:50:02,611 --> 00:50:03,946
Look, let's go talk to him.
993
00:50:03,980 --> 00:50:05,181
- Fuck that.
- We'll be right back.
994
00:50:05,214 --> 00:50:06,514
Dude, you
don't get hurt.
995
00:50:07,350 --> 00:50:08,516
I don't understand,
996
00:50:08,550 --> 00:50:10,219
why don't we just
record with that guy?
997
00:50:10,253 --> 00:50:11,988
Yeah, where are we
gonna get the money, Kirk?
998
00:50:12,021 --> 00:50:13,421
Yeah man, unless you
got some rich uncle
999
00:50:13,455 --> 00:50:14,689
that we don't know about,
1000
00:50:14,723 --> 00:50:16,491
I suggest you step
off the Kirk express,
1001
00:50:16,524 --> 00:50:18,227
and we record some
fucking songs, man.
1002
00:50:18,261 --> 00:50:19,761
Do you ever fucking think
1003
00:50:19,794 --> 00:50:23,232
that it's not about
the god damned money.
1004
00:50:24,499 --> 00:50:26,135
Hey, how'd it go?
1005
00:50:26,168 --> 00:50:27,904
What the fuck, what happened?
1006
00:50:27,937 --> 00:50:30,940
What, I leave for two
seconds, this is what happens?
1007
00:50:30,973 --> 00:50:32,174
No, the guy in
there is awesome,
1008
00:50:32,208 --> 00:50:33,675
and he wants to record us.
1009
00:50:33,708 --> 00:50:36,045
For free, just wants us to
record a full length with him
1010
00:50:36,078 --> 00:50:37,846
if we like the
way the EP sounds.
1011
00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:40,049
And not even make
us sign anything.
1012
00:50:40,082 --> 00:50:41,616
Okay, well what did Kirk say?
1013
00:50:41,650 --> 00:50:43,052
Nothing, he was just like...
1014
00:50:43,085 --> 00:50:45,187
You fuckin'
shits talkin' shit on me?
1015
00:50:45,221 --> 00:50:46,421
No.
1016
00:50:46,454 --> 00:50:48,224
Babe, you wanna
talk to us, or?
1017
00:50:48,257 --> 00:50:50,993
This guy
stinks of high treason.
1018
00:50:51,027 --> 00:50:52,494
How?
1019
00:50:52,527 --> 00:50:55,664
The first thing he
brings up is a fucking contract.
1020
00:50:55,697 --> 00:50:58,935
We're a family, what more
of a contract is there?
1021
00:50:58,968 --> 00:51:02,737
Dude, how long have
you known me, bro?
1022
00:51:02,771 --> 00:51:04,907
Uh, eight years.
1023
00:51:04,941 --> 00:51:07,575
10 whole years, man, 10 years.
1024
00:51:09,178 --> 00:51:10,712
We're family.
1025
00:51:10,745 --> 00:51:13,615
I want you to hear me say it
now, you can trust me, okay?
1026
00:51:13,648 --> 00:51:15,051
You can trust me.
1027
00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:19,922
Quack, quack, quack,
1028
00:51:19,956 --> 00:51:23,092
Quack, quack, quack,
quack, quack, quack, quack,
1029
00:51:23,125 --> 00:51:27,096
quack, quack, quack, quack,
quack, quack, quack, quack!
1030
00:51:27,129 --> 00:51:28,164
Can we go, please?
1031
00:51:28,197 --> 00:51:29,031
Yep.
1032
00:51:33,402 --> 00:51:35,304
Oh shit, nice.
1033
00:51:37,739 --> 00:51:38,573
Oh yeah.
1034
00:51:39,708 --> 00:51:42,078
You guys feel that hot hot heat?
1035
00:51:42,111 --> 00:51:43,478
Yeah, it's a little hot.
1036
00:51:43,511 --> 00:51:44,981
Who wants to try?
1037
00:51:45,014 --> 00:51:46,282
- I'll go.
- I'll go.
1038
00:51:46,315 --> 00:51:47,582
You go.
1039
00:51:47,615 --> 00:51:48,384
- Are you sure?
- That's the spirit.
1040
00:51:48,417 --> 00:51:49,118
I'll go after you.
1041
00:51:49,151 --> 00:51:50,152
All right.
1042
00:51:51,686 --> 00:51:55,857
So Kirk tells me you guys
played on the news, huh?
1043
00:51:55,891 --> 00:51:57,859
- Yup.
- Yes.
1044
00:52:02,497 --> 00:52:03,966
Fuck.
1045
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:06,701
What's wrong, you've never
seen a factory pre-roll before?
1046
00:52:06,735 --> 00:52:07,836
What's a factory pre-roll?
1047
00:52:07,869 --> 00:52:09,071
Come on Kirk!
1048
00:52:11,907 --> 00:52:13,109
I get these pre-rolled joints
1049
00:52:13,142 --> 00:52:14,410
from an old fuck
buddy in the LBC.
1050
00:52:14,443 --> 00:52:17,545
Ooh, yeah, sorry, I
promised the Mrs., yeah,
1051
00:52:17,579 --> 00:52:18,847
but it was my decision, too.
1052
00:52:18,881 --> 00:52:20,282
Are you guys all married?
1053
00:52:20,316 --> 00:52:23,119
Just Mark, I'll
hit that, thank you.
1054
00:52:23,152 --> 00:52:25,187
We talked about
it together, so.
1055
00:52:26,055 --> 00:52:27,223
Ah, yes!
1056
00:52:27,256 --> 00:52:28,891
I gotta get this,
go for Everett.
1057
00:52:28,924 --> 00:52:30,126
Hey Albert, can I hit that?
1058
00:52:30,159 --> 00:52:30,993
Yeah.
1059
00:52:32,395 --> 00:52:33,661
Come on Kirk.
1060
00:52:34,829 --> 00:52:36,499
Hey, can I
touch your balls, bro?
1061
00:52:36,531 --> 00:52:38,034
Fuck
outta here, go, go!
1062
00:52:38,067 --> 00:52:41,569
Touch your balls,
ow, fuck, you hurt my arm!
1063
00:52:41,603 --> 00:52:44,040
Hey hey, so how
much we talkin' here?
1064
00:52:44,073 --> 00:52:47,575
Fuck, I'm thinkin'
5,000 for the record,
1065
00:52:48,710 --> 00:52:50,312
10,000 for the video,
1066
00:52:50,346 --> 00:52:53,516
and maybe another
5,000 for the merch?
1067
00:52:54,816 --> 00:52:56,318
What'd he say?
1068
00:52:56,352 --> 00:52:58,287
I don't know, man, that
sounds like way too much.
1069
00:52:58,320 --> 00:53:00,555
Yeah, I feel like
10's probably fine.
1070
00:53:00,588 --> 00:53:01,490
10 it is.
1071
00:53:04,193 --> 00:53:05,161
Okay then.
1072
00:53:07,997 --> 00:53:09,198
Dude, you and the
fuckin' new guy...
1073
00:53:09,231 --> 00:53:10,399
Chill out, dude!
1074
00:53:10,433 --> 00:53:11,367
Fucked up my
negotiation tactics!
1075
00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:12,867
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1076
00:53:12,902 --> 00:53:13,868
Oh, your fuckin'
negotiation tactics, huh?
1077
00:53:13,903 --> 00:53:15,438
New guy?
1078
00:53:15,471 --> 00:53:18,007
I couldn't hear
shit ridin' bitch.
1079
00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:19,874
We had 20 Gs, Stibe.
1080
00:53:20,876 --> 00:53:22,878
He was gonna give us 20 Gs,
1081
00:53:22,912 --> 00:53:24,579
and then you needle dick bitches
1082
00:53:24,612 --> 00:53:27,950
fuckin' undercut my
position, dude, undercut me.
1083
00:53:27,983 --> 00:53:29,919
Okay, we undercut
your position.
1084
00:53:29,952 --> 00:53:31,820
All I'm saying is,
1085
00:53:31,853 --> 00:53:35,424
do you really think we need
to borrow 20 thousand dollars?
1086
00:53:35,458 --> 00:53:38,561
You don't know what
I'm conjuring, dude.
1087
00:53:38,593 --> 00:53:40,262
- Kirk.
- You don't know.
1088
00:53:40,296 --> 00:53:41,263
At the end of the day,
1089
00:53:41,297 --> 00:53:42,531
the more money we borrow,
1090
00:53:42,565 --> 00:53:44,567
the more money we
have to pay back.
1091
00:53:44,599 --> 00:53:46,801
We don't even have
an EP worth of songs.
1092
00:53:46,835 --> 00:53:49,637
Dude, I have millions
of songs, dude,
1093
00:53:49,671 --> 00:53:51,673
in my head, what are
you talking about?
1094
00:53:51,706 --> 00:53:53,576
I'm not doubting you, okay?
1095
00:53:53,608 --> 00:53:54,977
Did it seem like I
was doubting him?
1096
00:53:55,010 --> 00:53:56,711
Because I'm not.
1097
00:53:56,744 --> 00:53:58,646
By the way, Mark,
you're out of the band.
1098
00:53:58,680 --> 00:53:59,882
- Whoa.
- What, dude.
1099
00:53:59,915 --> 00:54:01,816
What the actual
fuck did I even do?
1100
00:54:01,850 --> 00:54:03,018
Dude, you can't just
1101
00:54:03,052 --> 00:54:04,520
oh I forgot someone out
of the fucking band,
1102
00:54:04,553 --> 00:54:05,753
this isn't China.
1103
00:54:05,787 --> 00:54:06,956
Is this another
round of tests?
1104
00:54:06,989 --> 00:54:09,824
Dude, it's not up to me.
1105
00:54:09,858 --> 00:54:11,793
Yes it is!
1106
00:54:16,098 --> 00:54:17,099
Hang back.
1107
00:54:26,741 --> 00:54:28,177
What's the key's guy's name?
1108
00:54:28,210 --> 00:54:29,677
Oh, that's Mark.
1109
00:54:29,711 --> 00:54:33,315
His energy fuckin'
blows, get rid of him.
1110
00:54:34,583 --> 00:54:35,817
Really?
1111
00:54:35,850 --> 00:54:37,719
No married dudes,
that's not the vibe.
1112
00:54:37,752 --> 00:54:40,289
He's got the worst
stylistic identity, man.
1113
00:54:40,322 --> 00:54:43,559
Yeah, yeah, then
who shall play keys?
1114
00:54:45,528 --> 00:54:48,597
I got the perfect
guy, Horus Slays.
1115
00:54:52,501 --> 00:54:55,337
I mean, yeah, you gotta pay his
day rate and all that stuff,
1116
00:54:55,371 --> 00:54:57,606
but the music industry
is do or die, man.
1117
00:54:57,640 --> 00:54:58,806
Yeah.
1118
00:54:59,707 --> 00:55:00,943
Look at Mark,
1119
00:55:00,976 --> 00:55:03,845
looks like a fuckin'
homeless hillbilly,
1120
00:55:03,879 --> 00:55:07,116
chained down by
faux marital bliss.
1121
00:55:07,149 --> 00:55:08,584
Yeah, I could see that.
1122
00:55:08,617 --> 00:55:10,986
It's in my eye,
oh god, oh god.
1123
00:55:11,020 --> 00:55:12,421
Did I ever tell you
1124
00:55:12,454 --> 00:55:14,789
what the manager for
Linkin Park once told me?
1125
00:55:14,822 --> 00:55:16,225
I don't know.
1126
00:55:16,258 --> 00:55:20,062
He said a rockstar is
someone that girls wanna fuck,
1127
00:55:20,095 --> 00:55:22,498
and the dudes wanna be.
1128
00:55:22,531 --> 00:55:26,335
And before Stylo and the
Murder Dogs blows the fuck up,
1129
00:55:26,368 --> 00:55:27,570
you need to keep
1130
00:55:27,603 --> 00:55:29,538
all those music rights
to yourself, all right?
1131
00:55:29,572 --> 00:55:31,373
Have all these
greasy bums out here
1132
00:55:31,407 --> 00:55:34,376
sign NDAs and non-competes.
1133
00:55:34,410 --> 00:55:36,245
And if any of them
give you any guff,
1134
00:55:36,278 --> 00:55:37,980
you just replace 'em,
1135
00:55:38,013 --> 00:55:42,218
with guys just like Horus
motherfuckin' Slays.
1136
00:55:42,251 --> 00:55:44,320
A band full of
keyboard players, man, that's...
1137
00:55:44,353 --> 00:55:47,456
No, no, independent
contractors.
1138
00:55:47,489 --> 00:55:48,756
Right, right.
1139
00:55:50,159 --> 00:55:51,759
And you came up with the name?
1140
00:55:51,793 --> 00:55:53,362
Yeah, well me and Candice.
1141
00:55:53,395 --> 00:55:55,297
Not a question.
1142
00:55:55,331 --> 00:55:56,599
Right, right.
1143
00:55:58,267 --> 00:56:00,102
He wants me out of the band?
1144
00:56:00,135 --> 00:56:01,604
The hell's
wrong with you, man?
1145
00:56:01,637 --> 00:56:03,372
It's just business.
1146
00:56:03,405 --> 00:56:05,374
Why do we need
this golfer prick?
1147
00:56:05,407 --> 00:56:07,443
Producer guy's offering
to do it for free.
1148
00:56:07,476 --> 00:56:08,944
Yeah, I thought we didn't
care about the money.
1149
00:56:08,978 --> 00:56:10,812
I don't care about
the money, dude,
1150
00:56:10,845 --> 00:56:13,515
I have a bigger
picture for this band.
1151
00:56:13,549 --> 00:56:14,984
Do you not get that?
1152
00:56:15,017 --> 00:56:18,020
I'm talkin' merch,
I'm talkin' videos,
1153
00:56:18,053 --> 00:56:21,323
international tours, cool
art projects, whatever...
1154
00:56:21,357 --> 00:56:23,825
Kirk, we get that, but what
happens when a label's like
1155
00:56:23,858 --> 00:56:26,528
"Drop the band," then what?
1156
00:56:26,562 --> 00:56:28,364
He doesn't even
wanna be in the band.
1157
00:56:28,397 --> 00:56:29,198
Yes I do...
1158
00:56:29,231 --> 00:56:30,032
Admit it!
1159
00:56:30,065 --> 00:56:31,467
Yes I do, I do.
1160
00:56:32,601 --> 00:56:35,604
News flash, you're
married, Shtibe.
1161
00:56:35,638 --> 00:56:38,173
You're probably already
thinking about leaving the band.
1162
00:56:38,207 --> 00:56:40,209
Are you fuckin'
marriage shaming me, bro?
1163
00:56:40,242 --> 00:56:42,911
Yeah, I'm fuckin'
marriage shaming you, dude,
1164
00:56:42,945 --> 00:56:45,180
Rachel, think about Rachel.
1165
00:56:46,382 --> 00:56:49,784
So you really think that
Rachel's just hunky dory
1166
00:56:49,817 --> 00:56:52,421
with you goin' out on
tour with the boys,
1167
00:56:52,454 --> 00:56:56,191
and smashin' beers, and
she's just chillin at home,
1168
00:56:56,225 --> 00:56:59,161
sitting at a dining table all
by herself, eating a meal,
1169
00:56:59,194 --> 00:56:59,995
and when she's like
1170
00:57:00,029 --> 00:57:02,398
"Oh, where's Shtibe?"
1171
00:57:02,431 --> 00:57:03,831
Yeah, sounds fun.
1172
00:57:06,335 --> 00:57:08,270
I knew it dude, I know.
1173
00:57:09,238 --> 00:57:10,072
Mark?
1174
00:57:12,341 --> 00:57:14,043
What, it maybe'd
crossed my mind.
1175
00:57:14,076 --> 00:57:15,411
- Oh my gosh, dude.
- Mark.
1176
00:57:15,444 --> 00:57:16,645
What?
1177
00:57:16,679 --> 00:57:18,514
I thought she would
come around, you know,
1178
00:57:18,547 --> 00:57:20,015
when she heard how good we are.
1179
00:57:20,049 --> 00:57:22,151
She hasn't come around?
1180
00:57:23,552 --> 00:57:26,255
It's been really hard to
get her to come around lately.
1181
00:57:26,288 --> 00:57:29,124
All right, well my vote is,
1182
00:57:29,158 --> 00:57:30,626
if Mark could give us his word
1183
00:57:30,659 --> 00:57:32,361
that he's gonna be committed
to trying new techniques
1184
00:57:32,394 --> 00:57:34,563
to get her to come around,
1185
00:57:35,764 --> 00:57:37,299
then fuck golfer prick,
we don't need his money,
1186
00:57:37,333 --> 00:57:38,767
let's record for free
with producer guy.
1187
00:57:38,801 --> 00:57:41,203
No no no, no dude, you're
not thinking big enough,
1188
00:57:41,236 --> 00:57:42,538
you're not thinking big enough.
1189
00:57:42,571 --> 00:57:44,573
No, I agree with Brad.
1190
00:57:46,075 --> 00:57:48,177
Fine, if he can commit.
1191
00:57:49,712 --> 00:57:51,180
Fine.
1192
00:57:51,213 --> 00:57:55,351
Mark, can you eternally
commit to being a Murder Dog,
1193
00:57:55,384 --> 00:57:59,888
and nothing but a fucking
Murder Dog, so help you God?
1194
00:58:02,324 --> 00:58:03,125
Kirk's right!
1195
00:58:03,158 --> 00:58:04,259
Oh my god.
1196
00:58:04,293 --> 00:58:05,494
- I knew it!
- Come on, man!
1197
00:58:05,527 --> 00:58:08,397
I can only commit
to one thing, Rachel.
1198
00:58:08,430 --> 00:58:09,598
- Mark.
- Mark.
1199
00:58:11,767 --> 00:58:13,369
But you know what?
1200
00:58:14,703 --> 00:58:19,041
I would be honored to be
replaced by Horus fucking Slays.
1201
00:58:19,908 --> 00:58:21,577
You know Horus Slays?
1202
00:58:21,610 --> 00:58:25,247
Yeah, he used to play with
the Master Baits, constantly.
1203
00:58:25,280 --> 00:58:27,049
Whoa, that's tight.
1204
00:58:30,219 --> 00:58:31,019
We love you, man.
1205
00:58:31,053 --> 00:58:32,554
I love you guys.
1206
00:58:32,588 --> 00:58:33,756
Come here, man.
1207
00:58:33,789 --> 00:58:36,392
We love
you, Shtibe, I mean.
1208
00:58:36,425 --> 00:58:39,561
I mean, you're doing
the right thing, Stibe.
1209
00:58:39,595 --> 00:58:40,729
I know.
1210
00:58:40,763 --> 00:58:41,497
You're doin'
the right thing.
1211
00:58:41,530 --> 00:58:42,698
I know I am.
1212
00:59:07,823 --> 00:59:10,859
Sky, Kirk
has to be in the middle.
1213
00:59:13,629 --> 00:59:15,964
Sorry, who the fuck are you?
1214
00:59:15,998 --> 00:59:17,466
My name is
Horus, Horus Slays.
1215
00:59:17,499 --> 00:59:18,934
Oh, right, right.
1216
00:59:18,967 --> 00:59:20,135
Lookin' for
Stylo and the Murder Dogs.
1217
00:59:20,169 --> 00:59:21,870
Yeah, guys,
this is Horus Slays.
1218
00:59:21,905 --> 00:59:23,105
Oh, what's goin' on man?
1219
00:59:23,138 --> 00:59:25,007
The boys, Stylo
and the Murder Dogs.
1220
00:59:25,040 --> 00:59:25,841
Albert.
1221
00:59:25,874 --> 00:59:26,775
Horus Slays.
1222
00:59:26,809 --> 00:59:27,709
Let's get you in an outfit,
1223
00:59:27,743 --> 00:59:29,044
thank you so much for coming.
1224
00:59:54,136 --> 00:59:57,840
All right,
hey, let's focus, okay.
1225
00:59:57,873 --> 00:59:58,807
No, no, no.
1226
01:00:01,376 --> 01:00:03,312
- Oh!
- Yeah, that one.
1227
01:00:03,345 --> 01:00:04,179
Oh yeah!
1228
01:00:05,380 --> 01:00:06,815
No.
1229
01:00:06,849 --> 01:00:07,749
Oh shit.
1230
01:00:07,783 --> 01:00:09,151
Yes, this is it, this is it.
1231
01:00:09,184 --> 01:00:10,686
That's iconic, dude.
1232
01:00:10,719 --> 01:00:13,355
That's gorgeous.
1233
01:00:13,388 --> 01:00:15,357
Hi, I just need to do a
couple things differently...
1234
01:00:15,390 --> 01:00:16,592
Hi.
1235
01:00:16,625 --> 01:00:18,560
Yeah, and I think
this is the take.
1236
01:00:18,594 --> 01:00:19,394
I think so too.
1237
01:00:19,428 --> 01:00:20,229
Yeah, you do?
1238
01:00:20,262 --> 01:00:21,497
Yeah, yeah.
1239
01:00:21,530 --> 01:00:22,899
Fuck yes, I mean,
even if you didn't,
1240
01:00:22,932 --> 01:00:24,333
I would still say this one.
1241
01:00:24,366 --> 01:00:25,167
I know you would.
1242
01:00:25,200 --> 01:00:26,001
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1243
01:00:26,034 --> 01:00:26,835
Okay.
1244
01:00:46,522 --> 01:00:47,656
- Yo.
- Yo.
1245
01:00:47,689 --> 01:00:50,092
Shot
town, to you, boys!
1246
01:00:53,228 --> 01:00:54,596
Oh, tees, tees!
1247
01:00:55,797 --> 01:00:57,633
Oh, check this.
1248
01:00:57,666 --> 01:00:58,867
What?
1249
01:00:58,902 --> 01:01:00,369
Baby lemme see,
lemme see, lemme see!
1250
01:01:00,402 --> 01:01:02,271
Oh, those are fucking great.
1251
01:01:14,349 --> 01:01:17,519
Well, if you haven't
been, we should go tomorrow.
1252
01:01:17,553 --> 01:01:21,156
We should, but I can't tomorrow
night, can you do lunch?
1253
01:01:21,189 --> 01:01:23,625
Oh, we can't, we're
meeting with this A&R guy.
1254
01:01:23,659 --> 01:01:24,860
Really?
1255
01:01:24,894 --> 01:01:25,594
Yeah, Kirk's showin'
him some more songs.
1256
01:01:25,627 --> 01:01:27,062
That's epic.
1257
01:01:27,095 --> 01:01:28,330
You have to knock on wood now.
1258
01:01:28,363 --> 01:01:29,865
What do you mean?
1259
01:01:29,899 --> 01:01:31,600
When you say the E word
you have to knock on wood.
1260
01:01:31,633 --> 01:01:32,801
What, epic?
1261
01:01:32,834 --> 01:01:34,336
Now you have to knock twice.
1262
01:01:34,369 --> 01:01:35,571
Okay.
1263
01:01:44,446 --> 01:01:45,347
Ignore them.
1264
01:01:45,380 --> 01:01:46,148
What are they doing?
1265
01:01:46,181 --> 01:01:46,916
Please ignore them.
1266
01:01:46,950 --> 01:01:47,749
Oh my god.
1267
01:01:47,783 --> 01:01:48,985
They're being dumb.
1268
01:01:49,018 --> 01:01:50,452
Well what about the night after?
1269
01:01:50,485 --> 01:01:53,722
Um, actually, my parents
are coming into town,
1270
01:01:53,755 --> 01:01:57,225
so I have to play tourist
with them for a little bit.
1271
01:01:57,259 --> 01:01:59,461
I should meet them.
1272
01:01:59,494 --> 01:02:00,629
Right?
1273
01:02:00,662 --> 01:02:01,530
Um.
1274
01:02:01,563 --> 01:02:02,764
Maybe not?
1275
01:02:02,798 --> 01:02:04,067
Did I just make it weird?
1276
01:02:04,099 --> 01:02:06,234
No, I just, I mean,
isn't it a little fast
1277
01:02:06,268 --> 01:02:07,369
to meet my parents?
1278
01:02:07,402 --> 01:02:08,938
Yeah, absolutely, sorry.
1279
01:02:08,972 --> 01:02:11,941
No, I mean, you can
meet them if you want to.
1280
01:02:11,975 --> 01:02:12,874
Really?
1281
01:02:12,909 --> 01:02:14,676
They're actually really great.
1282
01:02:14,710 --> 01:02:17,312
So it would be weird,
or it wouldn't be weird?
1283
01:02:17,346 --> 01:02:19,514
Fuck it, it's not weird.
1284
01:02:37,799 --> 01:02:39,601
So how many songs
have you tracked so far?
1285
01:02:39,635 --> 01:02:40,435
Three so far.
1286
01:02:40,469 --> 01:02:41,536
Three songs?
1287
01:02:41,570 --> 01:02:43,072
Nice.
1288
01:02:43,106 --> 01:02:44,073
First time
in the history of mankind
1289
01:02:44,107 --> 01:02:46,174
that a band shows up before me.
1290
01:02:46,208 --> 01:02:47,977
There he is.
1291
01:02:48,011 --> 01:02:50,445
There he is, there he is,
1292
01:02:50,479 --> 01:02:53,649
you look like Avril
fuckin' Lavine.
1293
01:02:53,682 --> 01:02:57,252
Well you look like
my gay fuckin' uncle.
1294
01:02:59,022 --> 01:03:00,489
Good to see you, Jordan.
1295
01:03:00,522 --> 01:03:01,723
I was tellin' your boys,
1296
01:03:01,757 --> 01:03:03,492
I'm actually through
on my way to South By.
1297
01:03:03,525 --> 01:03:04,826
Is this
February already?
1298
01:03:04,860 --> 01:03:05,928
I go
out early, you know?
1299
01:03:05,962 --> 01:03:07,130
Calm before the storm.
1300
01:03:07,162 --> 01:03:08,296
Yeah, yeah, takin'
the airstream?
1301
01:03:08,330 --> 01:03:09,132
Hell yeah.
1302
01:03:09,164 --> 01:03:09,966
Yeah.
1303
01:03:11,500 --> 01:03:12,969
So we gonna hear some music?
1304
01:03:13,002 --> 01:03:14,070
Yeah, are we
gonna hear some music?
1305
01:03:14,103 --> 01:03:15,938
Yeah, yeah.
1306
01:03:15,972 --> 01:03:17,073
Cool.
1307
01:03:17,106 --> 01:03:19,909
Yeah, oh yeah, where's Kirk?
1308
01:03:19,942 --> 01:03:21,944
He's on his way, yeah.
1309
01:03:23,112 --> 01:03:24,881
I'm sorry, I gotta
take this, excuse me.
1310
01:03:24,914 --> 01:03:28,583
- Oh yeah, yeah...
- I'll be back, guys, yeah?
1311
01:03:31,186 --> 01:03:34,090
What the god damned
hell is goin' on here?
1312
01:03:34,123 --> 01:03:35,124
We lost Kirk.
1313
01:03:35,158 --> 01:03:36,059
You lost Kirk?
1314
01:03:36,092 --> 01:03:37,592
Like a little kid in the mall?
1315
01:03:37,626 --> 01:03:38,794
Go find him.
1316
01:03:38,827 --> 01:03:40,262
We've been trying
to call Candice,
1317
01:03:40,295 --> 01:03:41,763
but she's not answering,
and my phone's about to die.
1318
01:03:41,797 --> 01:03:43,532
Yeah, I mean, why can't
we just send this guy an MP3
1319
01:03:43,565 --> 01:03:44,366
when we find Kirk?
1320
01:03:44,399 --> 01:03:45,567
I mean, what's the rush?
1321
01:03:45,600 --> 01:03:46,936
Phone's about to
die, what's the rush?
1322
01:03:46,969 --> 01:03:48,737
What are you talkin'?
1323
01:03:50,439 --> 01:03:55,178
South by Southwest is the
biggest festival in the world
1324
01:03:55,210 --> 01:03:57,813
for unsigned bands,
we want this guy
1325
01:03:57,846 --> 01:04:00,149
to sign the Murder Dogs,
1326
01:04:00,183 --> 01:04:03,618
no matter what
other bands he sees.
1327
01:04:03,652 --> 01:04:06,421
Yeah, we know
what South By is.
1328
01:04:07,823 --> 01:04:11,493
Listen baby, y'all gotta
chill out on all this stress,
1329
01:04:11,526 --> 01:04:13,695
there's more than
one fuckin' A&R guy.
1330
01:04:13,729 --> 01:04:16,165
Kirk just does
this shit sometimes,
1331
01:04:16,199 --> 01:04:18,067
it's really not a big deal,
we'll get the next one.
1332
01:04:18,101 --> 01:04:19,634
You guys are
killin' me, all right?
1333
01:04:19,668 --> 01:04:21,303
What are you talkin' about?
1334
01:04:21,336 --> 01:04:22,671
How old are you?
1335
01:04:24,040 --> 01:04:24,974
Tell me, I wanna hear
it, how old are you?
1336
01:04:25,007 --> 01:04:26,575
I'm 22.
1337
01:04:26,608 --> 01:04:27,609
- 22.
- Yeah.
1338
01:04:29,045 --> 01:04:30,445
Well you're gonna learn
really quickly in life,
1339
01:04:30,479 --> 01:04:33,149
there's no guarantee there's
gonna be a next time.
1340
01:04:33,182 --> 01:04:37,120
When you get a shot at somethin',
like you got right now,
1341
01:04:37,153 --> 01:04:39,254
you gotta make it happen.
1342
01:04:42,091 --> 01:04:43,525
We'll find him.
1343
01:04:44,860 --> 01:04:45,895
We'll find him.
1344
01:04:45,928 --> 01:04:46,762
Yeah.
1345
01:04:47,930 --> 01:04:48,898
Guys, let's go, why
are we sitting here?
1346
01:04:48,931 --> 01:04:49,731
Let's go find him.
1347
01:04:49,765 --> 01:04:51,200
Yeah, I'm fine.
1348
01:04:51,234 --> 01:04:52,235
He's probably fucked up
somewhere random or some shit,
1349
01:04:52,300 --> 01:04:53,735
so we'll split up.
1350
01:04:53,769 --> 01:04:56,105
Look, check yourself, Kirk
paid me through the week,
1351
01:04:56,139 --> 01:04:58,207
so technically I'm
yours until 11 PM,
1352
01:04:58,241 --> 01:04:59,307
so I'll help out.
1353
01:04:59,341 --> 01:05:00,542
Great.
1354
01:05:00,575 --> 01:05:02,078
Now we're fucked.
1355
01:05:02,111 --> 01:05:02,879
I gotta run home
and get my phone charger.
1356
01:05:02,912 --> 01:05:03,678
Find that kid, man.
1357
01:05:03,712 --> 01:05:04,914
Godspeed.
1358
01:05:04,947 --> 01:05:06,249
All right, I'm gonna
try to buy us some time.
1359
01:05:06,281 --> 01:05:07,984
Listen to me,
Kirk's goin' through
1360
01:05:08,017 --> 01:05:11,853
some super fucked up incestuous
family emergency right now.
1361
01:05:11,888 --> 01:05:13,355
Oh no, incestuous?
1362
01:05:13,388 --> 01:05:15,557
He's really stepping up, I'm
proud to call him my friend.
1363
01:05:15,590 --> 01:05:16,993
I'd share the details with you,
1364
01:05:17,026 --> 01:05:19,494
but he's asked us to
keep it confidential.
1365
01:05:19,528 --> 01:05:22,031
Yeah, I understand,
that's terrible.
1366
01:05:22,064 --> 01:05:25,001
If you could stick
around through the weekend.
1367
01:05:25,034 --> 01:05:27,602
The weekend, I
don't think I can.
1368
01:05:27,636 --> 01:05:29,805
You have 'til
technically Thursday.
1369
01:05:29,838 --> 01:05:31,908
Bro, just send
me the fuckin' MP3s
1370
01:05:31,941 --> 01:05:33,209
once they track more tunes.
1371
01:05:33,242 --> 01:05:34,376
I'm not sayin' no.
1372
01:05:34,409 --> 01:05:35,677
All right, all
right, I'm just sayin,
1373
01:05:35,710 --> 01:05:37,914
we both know you're gonna be
1374
01:05:37,947 --> 01:05:39,648
seein' a whole
fuck load of bands,
1375
01:05:39,681 --> 01:05:41,184
if you stick around
through the weekend,
1376
01:05:41,217 --> 01:05:42,617
I'll cut you Kirk's songs,
1377
01:05:42,651 --> 01:05:44,120
you could listen to
them on the road trip.
1378
01:05:44,153 --> 01:05:46,454
By the time you're
rolling into Austin,
1379
01:05:46,488 --> 01:05:48,224
you're gonna have one
group on your mind,
1380
01:05:48,257 --> 01:05:51,093
Stylo and the
fuckin' Murder Dogs.
1381
01:05:52,261 --> 01:05:53,829
My pops would love if
I stayed the weekend.
1382
01:05:53,862 --> 01:05:56,531
Exactly, exactly, you
look out for your family,
1383
01:05:56,565 --> 01:05:59,135
Kirk looks out for his family.
1384
01:05:59,168 --> 01:06:00,569
All right, you got it Jordan.
1385
01:06:00,602 --> 01:06:02,504
All right Chad,
all right, man.
1386
01:06:08,244 --> 01:06:10,412
This girl
was so fucking ugly,
1387
01:06:10,445 --> 01:06:12,347
and I'm hearin'
1388
01:06:17,954 --> 01:06:18,888
What the fuck is your problem?
1389
01:06:18,921 --> 01:06:19,821
Fuck you!
1390
01:06:20,957 --> 01:06:22,390
Oh, you fucker!
1391
01:06:23,692 --> 01:06:25,527
No, fuck you!
1392
01:06:27,429 --> 01:06:28,898
Hi hon.
1393
01:06:28,931 --> 01:06:30,365
Shit's hit the fan.
1394
01:06:30,398 --> 01:06:32,134
Sorry.
1395
01:06:32,168 --> 01:06:35,537
Kirk's been missing,
my phone's about to die.
1396
01:06:35,570 --> 01:06:37,039
Are you gonna eat here?
1397
01:06:37,073 --> 01:06:41,177
MmmMmm, I'm not gonna
be home until I find him,
1398
01:06:41,210 --> 01:06:42,011
you all right?
1399
01:06:42,044 --> 01:06:42,844
Yeah, I'm good.
1400
01:06:42,879 --> 01:06:43,778
Okay.
1401
01:06:43,812 --> 01:06:45,214
Make sure you get food.
1402
01:06:53,722 --> 01:06:58,261
Hey mom, have
you seen my phone charger?
1403
01:06:58,294 --> 01:06:59,494
It was on my bedside table.
1404
01:06:59,527 --> 01:07:01,796
I don't know, sweetheart.
1405
01:07:11,073 --> 01:07:12,540
Oh shit.
1406
01:07:14,143 --> 01:07:15,211
Mom, are you okay?
1407
01:07:15,244 --> 01:07:16,645
- No.
- Mom!
1408
01:07:17,579 --> 01:07:18,981
Mom, what happened?
1409
01:07:19,015 --> 01:07:21,183
Okay, I just need
to get on the ground.
1410
01:07:21,217 --> 01:07:23,986
Kay, go slow,
go slow, go slow.
1411
01:07:27,290 --> 01:07:28,991
Hey, which hospital?
1412
01:07:29,025 --> 01:07:30,192
St. Luke's on Mill.
1413
01:07:30,226 --> 01:07:32,794
All right, I'm followin' you.
1414
01:08:10,032 --> 01:08:10,865
No way.
1415
01:08:12,101 --> 01:08:13,235
Kirk!
1416
01:08:14,203 --> 01:08:15,137
Dude, what the fuck?
1417
01:08:15,171 --> 01:08:17,472
Dude, Kirk, where have you been?
1418
01:08:20,508 --> 01:08:22,211
Where the fuck have you been?
1419
01:08:22,244 --> 01:08:23,578
Get in the car, get in!
1420
01:08:24,846 --> 01:08:26,048
Put this down, what is that?
1421
01:08:26,082 --> 01:08:27,149
Why the fuck are
you at a hospital?
1422
01:08:43,199 --> 01:08:45,334
God damn it, Kirk!
1423
01:08:45,368 --> 01:08:46,534
What the fuck?
1424
01:08:48,703 --> 01:08:51,107
Get ahold of
yourself, man, fuck!
1425
01:10:26,435 --> 01:10:30,306
So the deal is, Kirk
and Candice broke up.
1426
01:10:30,339 --> 01:10:31,840
Full blown Yoko.
1427
01:10:32,908 --> 01:10:34,110
Yoko?
1428
01:10:34,143 --> 01:10:35,945
It means we're fucked.
1429
01:10:35,978 --> 01:10:38,813
Candice was his
first real girlfriend.
1430
01:10:38,847 --> 01:10:41,917
Oh, and all the songs were
about her, I just realized that.
1431
01:10:41,951 --> 01:10:45,554
That makes sense, why all
these songs are so fuckin' good.
1432
01:10:45,588 --> 01:10:47,822
They're precious to him.
1433
01:10:47,856 --> 01:10:50,226
Hey man, it's past 11, we
can't afford to keep payin' you.
1434
01:10:50,259 --> 01:10:51,826
No, you know what?
1435
01:10:51,860 --> 01:10:53,996
I already put a lot of time
and energy I can't get back,
1436
01:10:54,029 --> 01:10:58,934
so I'm already emotionally
invested up in this bitch.
1437
01:10:58,968 --> 01:11:00,768
If you don't mind me askin',
1438
01:11:00,802 --> 01:11:02,304
how long were they together?
1439
01:11:02,338 --> 01:11:04,739
Three years, she
took his virginity.
1440
01:11:04,772 --> 01:11:06,242
In Silver Lake.
1441
01:11:06,275 --> 01:11:09,445
Wait, Kirk lost his
virginity three years ago?
1442
01:11:09,478 --> 01:11:11,180
Isn't he in his 20s?
1443
01:11:11,213 --> 01:11:14,350
Oh my god, you
guys, why did you care
1444
01:11:17,953 --> 01:11:19,754
when people lose
their virginity?
1445
01:11:19,787 --> 01:11:22,024
I mean, it's not true, okay,
1446
01:11:22,057 --> 01:11:22,958
if you don't use
it, you lose it...
1447
01:11:22,992 --> 01:11:25,294
Hey, hey hey hey, ho, hey,
1448
01:11:26,395 --> 01:11:28,330
of the recent revelations,
1449
01:11:28,364 --> 01:11:32,134
your being a virgin is
the least interesting,
1450
01:11:33,068 --> 01:11:35,703
and the most predictable.
1451
01:11:35,737 --> 01:11:39,575
Now run along, like
a good little virgin,
1452
01:11:39,608 --> 01:11:42,611
and get the adults
some hard liquor.
1453
01:11:45,414 --> 01:11:47,016
It's gonna be an all nighter.
1454
01:11:47,049 --> 01:11:47,950
Stops!
1455
01:11:47,983 --> 01:11:48,750
Well I'm not...
1456
01:11:48,783 --> 01:11:50,286
Get the fuck out!
1457
01:11:52,354 --> 01:11:54,490
Somebody need to get that
little munchkin a prostitute.
1458
01:11:55,757 --> 01:11:57,792
I got the A&R guy
to postpone his trip.
1459
01:11:57,825 --> 01:11:58,961
Oh, awesome.
1460
01:12:01,664 --> 01:12:03,765
Do we know who
broke up with who?
1461
01:12:03,798 --> 01:12:05,034
He said she left him
1462
01:12:05,067 --> 01:12:08,736
for some rich golfer
guy, or somethin'?
1463
01:12:08,770 --> 01:12:10,705
Golfer prick?
1464
01:12:17,745 --> 01:12:19,181
Hey, it's me,
1465
01:12:19,215 --> 01:12:20,349
don't leave a message,
just come and get a drink.
1466
01:12:44,440 --> 01:12:45,274
Coke me.
1467
01:12:52,548 --> 01:12:54,849
One, two, three,
1468
01:12:57,019 --> 01:12:58,687
Holy, chug a bean!
1469
01:12:59,655 --> 01:13:02,691
Hey bud, it's me, your pal Al,
1470
01:13:02,725 --> 01:13:04,826
just tryin' to get a
ballpark on your sobriety,
1471
01:13:04,859 --> 01:13:07,096
so that our band can get signed.
1472
01:13:07,129 --> 01:13:10,032
Oh, did we finish the tour?
1473
01:13:10,065 --> 01:13:10,865
God.
1474
01:13:10,899 --> 01:13:12,401
We didn't go on tour.
1475
01:13:12,434 --> 01:13:15,404
Hey Kirk, hey, it's me, Brad.
1476
01:13:15,437 --> 01:13:16,804
We're here to help you.
1477
01:13:16,838 --> 01:13:18,674
He's just
super fucked up.
1478
01:13:18,707 --> 01:13:20,709
You gotta choose to come back
1479
01:13:20,743 --> 01:13:22,777
from that level of fucked up.
1480
01:13:22,810 --> 01:13:23,979
Y'all should probably try to get
1481
01:13:24,013 --> 01:13:26,215
his Stephan Hawking
lookin' ass up.
1482
01:13:26,248 --> 01:13:27,416
Okay, come on.
1483
01:13:27,449 --> 01:13:28,651
I aint
touchin' that shit.
1484
01:13:28,684 --> 01:13:31,220
Come on, oh
there you go, hey,
1485
01:13:31,253 --> 01:13:32,854
we're running out of time.
1486
01:13:32,888 --> 01:13:33,722
I can't.
1487
01:13:36,191 --> 01:13:37,660
Huh?
1488
01:13:37,693 --> 01:13:38,761
I can't go.
1489
01:13:42,031 --> 01:13:43,499
You can't go?
1490
01:13:43,532 --> 01:13:44,967
No one knows what the fuck
you're talkin' about, dude.
1491
01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:48,003
Hey, Kirk, you just
gotta let us know what you need
1492
01:13:48,037 --> 01:13:49,238
because this A&R guy is...
1493
01:13:49,271 --> 01:13:50,172
Yeah, time is
of the essence, here.
1494
01:13:50,205 --> 01:13:51,440
Oh, Evan's essence.
1495
01:13:51,473 --> 01:13:52,775
Oh boy, okay.
1496
01:13:52,807 --> 01:13:54,910
Kirk, listen up, little nigga,
1497
01:13:54,943 --> 01:13:56,979
I aint with all this Rick
James shit, all right?
1498
01:13:57,012 --> 01:13:58,914
You only paid me
through last night,
1499
01:13:58,947 --> 01:14:01,283
which means you'd better
sober the fuck up,
1500
01:14:01,317 --> 01:14:04,386
or imma bounce, and this Murder
Dog shit aint goin' nowhere.
1501
01:14:04,420 --> 01:14:07,189
Okay okay okay, hey
Kirk, it's Brad again.
1502
01:14:07,222 --> 01:14:08,223
Dad?
1503
01:14:08,257 --> 01:14:09,158
No, Brad.
1504
01:14:10,259 --> 01:14:12,161
If you love her so much,
1505
01:14:12,194 --> 01:14:15,097
why don't you just get
back together with her?
1506
01:14:15,130 --> 01:14:16,465
Back together?
1507
01:14:17,666 --> 01:14:22,004
Yeah, why don't you
just forgive the affair,
1508
01:14:22,037 --> 01:14:25,441
and go after your one true love?
1509
01:14:25,474 --> 01:14:26,475
True love?
1510
01:14:27,976 --> 01:14:29,178
Oh my god.
1511
01:14:29,211 --> 01:14:31,146
Yeah, get that love, Kirk.
1512
01:14:31,180 --> 01:14:32,815
Yeah dude, for the
sake of the band,
1513
01:14:32,847 --> 01:14:34,883
get back together with
Candice, you fickle bastard!
1514
01:14:34,917 --> 01:14:36,518
Yeah, why don't you
ask her hand in marriage?
1515
01:14:36,552 --> 01:14:39,021
Yeah, marry
her, marry her!
1516
01:14:39,054 --> 01:14:42,991
Marry her,
marry her, marry her,
1517
01:14:43,025 --> 01:14:44,760
marry her, marry her!
1518
01:15:04,446 --> 01:15:05,647
There's
a guy out here
1519
01:15:05,681 --> 01:15:07,549
who says his mom
fell or some shit?
1520
01:15:07,583 --> 01:15:09,051
What?
1521
01:15:09,084 --> 01:15:10,753
There's a guy
outside asking for you.
1522
01:15:10,786 --> 01:15:11,787
Then let him in.
1523
01:15:11,820 --> 01:15:12,888
He's underage.
1524
01:15:12,921 --> 01:15:14,423
What, he's 17?
1525
01:15:14,456 --> 01:15:16,959
- What?
- Let him in!
1526
01:15:21,697 --> 01:15:24,032
Melanie, I'm sorry.
1527
01:15:24,066 --> 01:15:26,935
My phone died, my
mom's in the hospital,
1528
01:15:26,969 --> 01:15:28,470
Kirk has gone off the walls...
1529
01:15:28,504 --> 01:15:29,405
Prove it.
1530
01:15:29,438 --> 01:15:30,239
Prove what?
1531
01:15:30,272 --> 01:15:31,173
Any of it.
1532
01:15:31,206 --> 01:15:32,674
How am I supposed to prove it?
1533
01:15:32,708 --> 01:15:35,811
Oh, fuck off, dude, I've
dated musicians before.
1534
01:15:35,844 --> 01:15:38,380
One minute you're in
town, the next you're not,
1535
01:15:38,414 --> 01:15:39,515
I'm not down.
1536
01:15:40,382 --> 01:15:41,917
I'm not like that,
1537
01:15:41,950 --> 01:15:45,654
if anyone's been fucked by
more musicians, it's me.
1538
01:15:45,687 --> 01:15:47,389
Do you really just
expect me to believe
1539
01:15:47,423 --> 01:15:48,791
that you're the one musician
1540
01:15:48,824 --> 01:15:50,959
who's different from
all the rest of them?
1541
01:15:50,993 --> 01:15:54,296
Yeah, maybe, I'm not
saying I'm better than them,
1542
01:15:54,329 --> 01:15:56,665
but I think I've been
fucked over so many times
1543
01:15:56,698 --> 01:16:00,469
I've learned not to
treat people like that.
1544
01:16:00,502 --> 01:16:02,571
Come to hospital with me.
1545
01:16:03,806 --> 01:16:05,374
Is she really in the hospital?
1546
01:16:05,407 --> 01:16:07,743
Yes, come with me, please.
1547
01:16:10,813 --> 01:16:11,613
You're awake.
1548
01:16:11,647 --> 01:16:12,781
I feel good.
1549
01:16:13,949 --> 01:16:16,518
Wait, wait, easy,
but hug me, oh.
1550
01:16:17,386 --> 01:16:19,621
You look skinny, have you eaten?
1551
01:16:19,655 --> 01:16:21,290
Nothin'.
1552
01:16:21,323 --> 01:16:22,324
Who is that?
1553
01:16:22,357 --> 01:16:23,725
That's Melanie.
1554
01:16:23,759 --> 01:16:25,227
Hi, are
you the girlfriend?
1555
01:16:26,094 --> 01:16:26,896
Yeah.
1556
01:16:28,297 --> 01:16:30,365
- Just, maybe.
- Come on in.
1557
01:16:32,902 --> 01:16:36,638
Honestly, I think this
all happened for a reason.
1558
01:16:36,672 --> 01:16:38,942
Okay, so you and
I will make sure
1559
01:16:38,974 --> 01:16:40,409
that golfer prick
is neutralized,
1560
01:16:40,442 --> 01:16:42,144
and that Candice makes
it out to the front yard.
1561
01:16:42,177 --> 01:16:43,645
Right on.
1562
01:16:43,679 --> 01:16:46,215
And I'm gonna be with
Kirk for the grand finale.
1563
01:16:46,248 --> 01:16:48,350
Do you wanna tell
us exactly what it is
1564
01:16:48,383 --> 01:16:49,785
you're planning to do, Kirk?
1565
01:16:49,818 --> 01:16:52,588
Oh, I know exactly
what me and Brad will do,
1566
01:16:52,621 --> 01:16:56,592
just get her out to the
front, I'll get her back.
1567
01:16:56,625 --> 01:16:59,761
All right, Gordon
Bombay on three, one, two.
1568
01:16:59,795 --> 01:17:01,797
Gordon Bombay!
1569
01:17:01,830 --> 01:17:04,500
Who the fuck is Gordon Bombay?
1570
01:17:06,468 --> 01:17:08,670
Brad, can you go silent, over.
1571
01:17:08,704 --> 01:17:09,738
Copy you, over.
1572
01:17:09,771 --> 01:17:11,773
Horus, you there, over.
1573
01:17:11,807 --> 01:17:13,575
What's poppin', over.
1574
01:17:13,609 --> 01:17:15,444
Is it weird that
I am super pumped
1575
01:17:15,477 --> 01:17:16,712
that this plan involves scarin'
1576
01:17:16,745 --> 01:17:18,780
the living shit out of Candice?
1577
01:17:18,814 --> 01:17:19,983
Over.
1578
01:17:20,015 --> 01:17:23,385
Yo, I'm definitely
diggin' this plan, over.
1579
01:17:28,023 --> 01:17:29,858
Hey, what's up chief?
1580
01:17:29,893 --> 01:17:31,093
Mr. Fisk.
1581
01:17:31,126 --> 01:17:32,427
That's right.
1582
01:17:32,461 --> 01:17:36,064
Wow, I am so glad
that the universe
1583
01:17:36,098 --> 01:17:38,400
put you and Kirk together, man.
1584
01:17:38,433 --> 01:17:39,835
You're tellin' me, man.
1585
01:17:39,868 --> 01:17:42,304
I'm a raging fan of Kirk's.
1586
01:17:42,337 --> 01:17:43,605
Yeah, I've heard.
1587
01:17:43,639 --> 01:17:44,740
Yeah.
1588
01:17:44,773 --> 01:17:46,441
Thanks for the fan page.
1589
01:17:46,475 --> 01:17:47,977
You saw the fan page?
1590
01:17:48,011 --> 01:17:49,611
Yeah, it's great.
1591
01:17:50,479 --> 01:17:51,680
It's great.
1592
01:17:51,713 --> 01:17:54,884
Yeah, do you mind if
we go over the plan?
1593
01:17:56,385 --> 01:17:57,887
The plan, yeah, of course,
1594
01:17:57,921 --> 01:17:59,621
you don't wanna talk about
the fan page with me,
1595
01:17:59,655 --> 01:18:00,856
no, that'd be crazy, huh?
1596
01:18:00,890 --> 01:18:01,690
What am I thinking?
1597
01:18:01,723 --> 01:18:03,425
Unless you did?
1598
01:18:03,458 --> 01:18:06,261
Okay, the plan,
you and Horus Slays
1599
01:18:06,295 --> 01:18:10,033
will enter through the
rear entry with these.
1600
01:18:11,600 --> 01:18:13,602
You will then escort
Ms. Candice White,
1601
01:18:13,635 --> 01:18:14,570
who's a bitch.
1602
01:18:14,603 --> 01:18:15,504
Oh, bless you.
1603
01:18:15,537 --> 01:18:16,872
Thank you, to the front yard,
1604
01:18:16,906 --> 01:18:19,207
where Kirk Stylo
will seduce her,
1605
01:18:19,241 --> 01:18:22,879
and once again regain
his god-tier status.
1606
01:18:22,912 --> 01:18:23,947
I love this.
1607
01:18:23,980 --> 01:18:25,547
I love Kirk.
1608
01:18:25,581 --> 01:18:26,782
Kirk, you gotta
fuckin' tell me...
1609
01:18:26,815 --> 01:18:30,519
Over to
ground control, over.
1610
01:18:30,552 --> 01:18:32,287
Copy that, over.
1611
01:18:32,321 --> 01:18:35,090
Do not concede Kirk's
secret stash of energy snort
1612
01:18:35,123 --> 01:18:36,725
until you hear code red,
1613
01:18:36,758 --> 01:18:40,063
once he's caked, we only
got one shot at this, over.
1614
01:18:40,095 --> 01:18:41,430
Where's my secret
stash of energy snort?
1615
01:18:41,463 --> 01:18:43,967
Hey man, it's gonna be okay.
1616
01:18:46,668 --> 01:18:47,836
Hey, how much longer, over.
1617
01:18:47,869 --> 01:18:49,072
I know you possess it.
1618
01:18:49,104 --> 01:18:51,406
I repeat, how
much longer, over.
1619
01:18:51,440 --> 01:18:52,608
Horus, over.
1620
01:18:53,742 --> 01:18:56,244
Oh shit, code red, code red.
1621
01:18:57,412 --> 01:19:00,382
I'm just
unlocking it, okay?
1622
01:19:00,415 --> 01:19:02,018
Code red, code red.
1623
01:19:08,690 --> 01:19:09,791
Starting the timer now.
1624
01:20:13,321 --> 01:20:16,425
Come into my house,
fuck, get down.
1625
01:20:17,459 --> 01:20:19,594
Who the fuck are you, huh?
1626
01:20:19,628 --> 01:20:20,796
Mafia, cartel?
1627
01:20:21,830 --> 01:20:22,664
IRS?
1628
01:20:27,703 --> 01:20:28,837
Horus Slays?
1629
01:20:28,870 --> 01:20:29,671
Get the fuck out!
1630
01:20:29,705 --> 01:20:30,605
Come on.
1631
01:20:30,639 --> 01:20:31,873
Jeez, we're calling the cops.
1632
01:20:31,908 --> 01:20:33,976
Put the
Motorola Razr down.
1633
01:20:34,010 --> 01:20:35,510
Who
the fuck are you?
1634
01:20:35,544 --> 01:20:36,745
I'm the founder of
1635
01:20:36,778 --> 01:20:40,083
Stylo and the Murder
Dogs fan page, bitch.
1636
01:20:40,116 --> 01:20:42,317
All the songs
are about me, cunt.
1637
01:20:52,095 --> 01:20:53,930
♪ Turn around, ♪
1638
01:20:53,963 --> 01:20:57,232
♪ Every now and then I
get a little bit loney, ♪
1639
01:20:57,265 --> 01:20:59,401
♪ And you're never
comin' 'round, ♪
1640
01:20:59,434 --> 01:21:01,336
♪ Turn around, ♪
1641
01:21:01,369 --> 01:21:04,941
♪ Every now and then I
get a little bit tired, ♪
1642
01:21:04,974 --> 01:21:07,375
♪ Of listening to the
sound of my tears, ♪
1643
01:21:07,409 --> 01:21:08,945
♪ Turn around, ♪
1644
01:21:08,978 --> 01:21:12,181
♪ Every now and then I get
a little bit nervous, ♪
1645
01:21:12,215 --> 01:21:14,750
♪ That the best of all
the years have gone by, ♪
1646
01:21:14,783 --> 01:21:16,551
♪ Turn around, ♪
1647
01:21:16,585 --> 01:21:20,288
♪ Every now and then I get
a little bit terrified, ♪
1648
01:21:20,322 --> 01:21:21,991
♪ Then I see the
look in your eyes, ♪
1649
01:21:22,024 --> 01:21:25,627
♪ Turn around, bright eyes, ♪
1650
01:21:25,660 --> 01:21:27,729
♪ Every now and
then I fall apart, ♪
1651
01:21:27,763 --> 01:21:31,167
♪ Turn around, bright eyes, ♪
1652
01:21:31,200 --> 01:21:34,703
♪ Every now and
then I fall apart, ♪
1653
01:21:34,736 --> 01:21:38,074
♪ And I need you now tonight, ♪
1654
01:21:38,107 --> 01:21:41,610
♪ And I need you
more than ever, ♪
1655
01:21:41,643 --> 01:21:45,181
♪ And if you only
hold me tight, ♪
1656
01:21:45,214 --> 01:21:48,918
♪ We'll be holding on forever, ♪
1657
01:21:48,951 --> 01:21:52,420
♪ And we'll only be
making it right, ♪
1658
01:21:52,454 --> 01:21:54,790
♪ 'Cause we'll never be wrong, ♪
1659
01:21:54,823 --> 01:21:58,261
♪ Together we can take it
to the end of the line, ♪
1660
01:21:58,293 --> 01:22:03,266
♪ Your love is like a shadow
on me all of the time, ♪
1661
01:22:04,699 --> 01:22:07,402
♪ I don't know what to do
and I'm always in the dark, ♪
1662
01:22:07,435 --> 01:22:11,540
♪ We're living in a powder
keg and giving off sparks, ♪
1663
01:22:11,573 --> 01:22:14,309
♪ I really need you tonight, ♪
1664
01:22:14,342 --> 01:22:17,914
♪ Forever's gonna
start tonight, ♪
1665
01:22:17,947 --> 01:22:19,949
♪ Forever's gonna start, ♪
1666
01:22:19,982 --> 01:22:23,618
♪ Once upon a time we
were fallin' in love, ♪
1667
01:22:23,652 --> 01:22:28,657
♪ But now I'm just
fallin' apart, ♪
1668
01:22:29,558 --> 01:22:31,160
♪ There's nothin' I can do, ♪
1669
01:22:31,194 --> 01:22:35,198
♪ A total eclipse
of the heart, ♪
1670
01:22:44,406 --> 01:22:48,610
You need help, you're
embarrassing yourself, Kirk.
1671
01:22:51,813 --> 01:22:54,050
You all thought this
was a good idea?
1672
01:22:54,083 --> 01:22:57,119
Well, it was
supposed to be like
1673
01:22:57,153 --> 01:22:58,420
the opening scene
in "Old School,"
1674
01:22:58,453 --> 01:22:59,354
where Will Ferrell's
getting married...
1675
01:22:59,387 --> 01:23:02,091
Fuck, shut the fuck up Brad.
1676
01:23:02,124 --> 01:23:04,126
Hey, I just wanna
announce that,
1677
01:23:04,160 --> 01:23:08,264
as reparations for
me having non-sexual,
1678
01:23:08,297 --> 01:23:12,168
but deeply intimate
relations with Candice,
1679
01:23:12,201 --> 01:23:16,138
while she was, in fact,
with Kirk at the moment,
1680
01:23:17,340 --> 01:23:19,474
I am releasing Stylo
and the Murder Dogs
1681
01:23:19,507 --> 01:23:21,776
from their $33,000 debt.
1682
01:23:21,810 --> 01:23:22,677
$33,000 debt?
1683
01:23:22,711 --> 01:23:24,947
Shut the fuck up.
1684
01:23:24,981 --> 01:23:26,883
If you don't get
Kirk off this lawn
1685
01:23:26,916 --> 01:23:28,985
and into rehab
right fucking now,
1686
01:23:29,018 --> 01:23:30,518
I swear to God I'm
gonna call the cops,
1687
01:23:30,552 --> 01:23:31,988
I really mean it.
1688
01:23:34,389 --> 01:23:35,390
Come on, man.
1689
01:23:35,423 --> 01:23:36,658
Jesus Christ.
1690
01:23:36,691 --> 01:23:37,592
Let's go
get you some help.
1691
01:23:43,332 --> 01:23:44,532
You got it, Kirk.
1692
01:23:44,566 --> 01:23:45,334
Let's get the
fuck out of here.
1693
01:23:45,368 --> 01:23:46,534
Can you drive?
1694
01:23:46,568 --> 01:23:47,336
Yeah,
let's go Kirk.
1695
01:23:47,370 --> 01:23:48,770
Let's go.
1696
01:23:50,839 --> 01:23:51,908
You did
what you could.
1697
01:24:29,345 --> 01:24:30,179
Hi.
1698
01:24:32,381 --> 01:24:34,216
Kirk, I got a, Kirk.
1699
01:24:37,320 --> 01:24:38,720
No, fuck off!
1700
01:24:53,302 --> 01:24:54,437
So now what?
1701
01:24:55,338 --> 01:24:57,539
It's fuckin' over, isn't it?
1702
01:24:57,572 --> 01:25:01,911
Well, best case scenario,
Kirk actually sobers up.
1703
01:25:07,383 --> 01:25:10,785
That's like, but then
who the fuck is he?
1704
01:25:12,587 --> 01:25:14,924
Kid's been pitted
since junior high.
1705
01:25:14,957 --> 01:25:16,725
How long does it take
for someone to sober up?
1706
01:25:16,758 --> 01:25:17,759
A few weeks?
1707
01:25:19,728 --> 01:25:23,732
Sometimes you can't separate
greatness from mobeus, man.
1708
01:25:23,765 --> 01:25:24,967
Yo, I think this is where
1709
01:25:25,001 --> 01:25:28,636
our ships cross in the
night, fellas, I'm out.
1710
01:25:28,670 --> 01:25:30,339
Best of luck to y'all, though.
1711
01:25:30,373 --> 01:25:33,876
Don't forget, y'all
talented without Kirk,
1712
01:25:35,011 --> 01:25:37,179
so keep your heads
up, all right?
1713
01:25:37,213 --> 01:25:38,481
It's been good.
1714
01:25:42,650 --> 01:25:43,919
All right, man.
1715
01:25:45,121 --> 01:25:45,921
Stay up.
1716
01:25:53,262 --> 01:25:56,664
If this Murder Dog
shit ever do take off,
1717
01:25:57,766 --> 01:26:01,070
I'll waive my day
rate, plus I'm back in.
1718
01:26:07,143 --> 01:26:10,012
Said they're gonna call us.
1719
01:26:10,046 --> 01:26:12,348
Yeah, I left my
number with her.
1720
01:26:12,381 --> 01:26:13,182
Same.
1721
01:26:19,321 --> 01:26:21,257
Keep your head up, man.
1722
01:26:23,893 --> 01:26:25,627
Hope your mom feels better.
1723
01:26:25,660 --> 01:26:26,761
Thanks man.
1724
01:26:27,930 --> 01:26:29,432
Let me know if
you hear anything.
1725
01:26:29,465 --> 01:26:30,299
Will do.
1726
01:26:43,946 --> 01:26:46,215
Somebody cleaned.
1727
01:26:46,248 --> 01:26:47,450
Yep, where would
you like to be, mom?
1728
01:26:47,483 --> 01:26:49,118
On the couch,
just right there.
1729
01:26:49,151 --> 01:26:50,352
Oh here.
1730
01:26:50,386 --> 01:26:53,122
Oh thanks, yep,
I got it, I got it.
1731
01:26:56,559 --> 01:26:58,494
I gotta take this.
1732
01:26:58,527 --> 01:27:00,996
Yeah, of course I got it.
1733
01:27:01,030 --> 01:27:02,465
Can I get you anything?
1734
01:27:02,498 --> 01:27:06,202
No, I understand you have
some kind of party van?
1735
01:27:06,235 --> 01:27:07,069
Hello?
1736
01:27:09,138 --> 01:27:10,372
Hello?
1737
01:27:10,406 --> 01:27:11,673
Hello?
1738
01:27:11,706 --> 01:27:12,508
Jordan?
1739
01:27:12,541 --> 01:27:13,708
Can you hear?
1740
01:27:13,741 --> 01:27:15,544
Sorry, I have horrible
service in my house,
1741
01:27:15,578 --> 01:27:16,744
hey, can you hear me?
1742
01:27:16,778 --> 01:27:18,581
Yes I can, I'm
just callin' to see
1743
01:27:18,613 --> 01:27:21,951
how you're doin', how
everybody's doin'.
1744
01:27:24,987 --> 01:27:26,489
How's your mom?
1745
01:27:26,522 --> 01:27:27,689
Oh, she's doin' a lot better,
1746
01:27:27,722 --> 01:27:28,924
we just got her home.
1747
01:27:28,958 --> 01:27:30,993
Good to hear,
any news on Kirk,
1748
01:27:31,026 --> 01:27:33,628
anybody gone over to visit?
1749
01:27:33,661 --> 01:27:35,498
I guess he
has to invite us or something,
1750
01:27:35,531 --> 01:27:36,932
I don't really know.
1751
01:27:36,966 --> 01:27:38,633
Oh, yeah, that's too bad.
1752
01:27:38,666 --> 01:27:40,603
Well hopefully
you'll be surprised
1753
01:27:40,635 --> 01:27:44,540
at what comes out of the
situation, you never know.
1754
01:27:44,573 --> 01:27:47,610
All you can do is keep
tryin' to make it happen.
1755
01:27:47,642 --> 01:27:51,313
Yeah, that's what
my mom keeps sayin'.
1756
01:27:51,347 --> 01:27:54,450
We'll catch 'em
next time, kid.
1757
01:27:54,483 --> 01:27:55,918
Yes we will,
1758
01:27:55,951 --> 01:27:57,785
I'll let you know if I
hear anything, all right?
1759
01:27:57,819 --> 01:27:58,621
All right.
1760
01:27:58,653 --> 01:28:00,222
Bye.
1761
01:28:00,256 --> 01:28:02,657
What'd he say, how'd it go?
1762
01:28:03,993 --> 01:28:05,528
Get your fuckin' hand off me.
1763
01:28:05,561 --> 01:28:06,728
Yes, sorry.
1764
01:29:08,823 --> 01:29:09,658
Hello?
1765
01:29:11,360 --> 01:29:12,827
Sunnyside
Health Clinic,
1766
01:29:12,860 --> 01:29:16,999
do you accept a call from
Bartholomew Stylopolis?
1767
01:29:17,032 --> 01:29:17,865
Yeah.
1768
01:29:25,975 --> 01:29:27,809
Stylo, ow ow!
1769
01:29:28,677 --> 01:29:31,046
Check check check, check!
1770
01:29:31,080 --> 01:29:33,848
Ladies and gentlemen,
I've written a new song
1771
01:29:33,882 --> 01:29:35,718
called Dick Cheney,
1772
01:29:35,750 --> 01:29:39,854
and it's the first song
I've ever written sober.
1773
01:29:39,888 --> 01:29:41,856
And I'm gonna jam it.
1774
01:29:41,890 --> 01:29:43,825
Yeah man!
1775
01:29:43,858 --> 01:29:45,894
Where did he get
all this gear from?
1776
01:29:45,928 --> 01:29:48,030
I honestly don't know.
1777
01:30:00,976 --> 01:30:04,812
This is the riff, yeah,
get up here and jam.
1778
01:30:04,846 --> 01:30:06,949
You too Horus, take over.
1779
01:30:14,356 --> 01:30:18,460
Yeah, you just jam, yeah,
yes, double the hi-hat.
1780
01:30:22,331 --> 01:30:24,166
Now follow that, yeah.
1781
01:30:31,573 --> 01:30:32,741
Doctor, I couldn't
have gotten here.
1782
01:30:32,775 --> 01:30:33,542
Are you sure?
1783
01:30:33,575 --> 01:30:34,376
I think we got it now.
1784
01:30:34,410 --> 01:30:35,277
Okay, you're sure.
1785
01:30:35,311 --> 01:30:36,178
Mark, yes.
1786
01:30:59,935 --> 01:31:04,907
♪ Oh, in the midnight,
in the corner, ♪
1787
01:31:07,042 --> 01:31:12,014
♪ Oh, in the midnight,
in the corner, ♪
1788
01:31:13,415 --> 01:31:17,119
♪ He got in the mood now,
was a woofing door, ♪
1789
01:31:18,320 --> 01:31:22,491
♪ It wasn't a secret,
and I heard it go, ♪
1790
01:32:00,329 --> 01:32:05,300
♪ Suddenly, happiness
and love come back, ♪
1791
01:32:06,435 --> 01:32:10,639
♪ Thought I was
dreamin' me a lullaby, ♪
1792
01:32:11,840 --> 01:32:15,811
♪ Hey, say my love
is, I love my babe, ♪
1793
01:32:17,045 --> 01:32:21,383
♪ Think I am breathin'
down a soul train, ♪
1794
01:32:36,565 --> 01:32:38,834
I'm tellin' you, I
called it Dick Cheney
1795
01:32:38,867 --> 01:32:40,436
'cause he got shot,
1796
01:32:40,469 --> 01:32:42,371
and I feel like I got shot, man.
1797
01:32:42,404 --> 01:32:43,639
Dick Cheney didn't get shot.
1798
01:32:43,672 --> 01:32:44,573
Never be the same.
1799
01:32:44,606 --> 01:32:46,208
He shot the fuckin' guy.
1800
01:32:46,241 --> 01:32:47,209
Yeah.
1801
01:32:47,242 --> 01:32:48,010
Are you
sure about that?
1802
01:32:48,043 --> 01:32:49,678
100% sure, yeah.
1803
01:32:51,113 --> 01:32:53,315
I'm sure, MmmHmm.
1804
01:32:53,348 --> 01:32:56,685
I don't know, I
gotta take this.
1805
01:32:56,718 --> 01:32:58,320
Talk to me, Jordan.
1806
01:32:58,353 --> 01:33:00,856
I got someone here, hold on.
1807
01:33:02,024 --> 01:33:03,592
Hey
Kirk, this is Jim.
1808
01:33:03,625 --> 01:33:05,594
I don't know any Jims.
1809
01:33:05,627 --> 01:33:08,630
Jim Atkins,
from Jimmy Eat World, hey.
1810
01:33:08,664 --> 01:33:10,165
Oh shit.
1811
01:33:10,199 --> 01:33:11,400
So hey,
1812
01:33:11,433 --> 01:33:12,568
Jordan was just
showing me your EP,
1813
01:33:12,601 --> 01:33:14,636
and I think it's awesome.
1814
01:33:14,670 --> 01:33:15,871
Jimmy Eat World
is about to go out
1815
01:33:15,905 --> 01:33:17,406
on a full North American run,
1816
01:33:17,439 --> 01:33:20,142
and we were wondering if
Stylo and the Murder Dogs
1817
01:33:20,175 --> 01:33:22,010
want to come out with us.
1818
01:33:27,282 --> 01:33:31,720
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah
yeah, let me talk to my guys.
1819
01:34:13,695 --> 01:34:17,766
♪ Come on in, the
water is fine, ♪
1820
01:34:19,969 --> 01:34:21,069
If you need anything,
1821
01:34:21,103 --> 01:34:22,204
I'm on the first
flight back, all right?
1822
01:34:22,237 --> 01:34:23,372
You are such a good kid...
1823
01:34:23,405 --> 01:34:24,573
- Mom.
- I can't stand it.
1824
01:34:24,606 --> 01:34:25,807
- Mom...
- I just wanna squeeze you.
1825
01:34:25,841 --> 01:34:27,042
I'm serious, though,
Horus can play anything,
1826
01:34:27,075 --> 01:34:28,243
he can cover for
me, I'll be back.
1827
01:34:28,277 --> 01:34:31,280
Okay, okay, look
where you are.
1828
01:34:31,313 --> 01:34:32,848
You did it.
1829
01:34:32,882 --> 01:34:33,682
I love you.
1830
01:34:33,715 --> 01:34:35,217
I love you.
1831
01:34:35,250 --> 01:34:37,052
You know who else is proud
of you right now, right?
1832
01:34:37,085 --> 01:34:38,587
Christopher Cross?
1833
01:34:38,620 --> 01:34:39,521
Your dad.
1834
01:34:39,555 --> 01:34:41,925
I know, I know, I love you.
1835
01:34:44,994 --> 01:34:45,827
Be good.
1836
01:34:48,797 --> 01:34:49,933
Whoa.
1837
01:34:49,966 --> 01:34:51,300
This shit is fun, man,
1838
01:34:51,333 --> 01:34:53,937
play Halo, destroy some aliens.
1839
01:34:56,005 --> 01:35:00,275
Yeah, I know, this is the
stuff, this is the stuff.
1840
01:35:01,443 --> 01:35:02,912
Yo, man...
1841
01:35:02,946 --> 01:35:04,446
Yeah, you know
how to get this hooked up?
1842
01:35:04,479 --> 01:35:06,648
This is brand new man, I
don't know how to even...
1843
01:35:06,682 --> 01:35:07,783
Hey-o!
1844
01:35:09,851 --> 01:35:10,652
What up, buddy?
1845
01:35:10,686 --> 01:35:11,853
Hey.
1846
01:35:11,888 --> 01:35:13,488
Welcome to the
tour life, brother!
1847
01:35:13,522 --> 01:35:15,824
Ready to get some.
1848
01:35:15,857 --> 01:35:17,026
Do you know how to
get this shit goin'?
1849
01:35:17,060 --> 01:35:18,193
Yeah, give it to papa.
1850
01:35:18,226 --> 01:35:19,394
We should
all pull out.
1851
01:35:19,428 --> 01:35:20,429
Your dad
shoulda pulled out.
1852
01:35:20,462 --> 01:35:22,531
Yeah, seriously.
1853
01:35:27,971 --> 01:35:30,138
Jeez, fuck, shit.
1854
01:35:31,074 --> 01:35:31,975
The fuck was that?
1855
01:35:32,008 --> 01:35:35,044
I'm fucking pregnant, Kirk.
1856
01:35:35,078 --> 01:35:36,178
What?
1857
01:35:36,211 --> 01:35:39,015
I'm fucking
pregnant, bitch!
1858
01:35:39,048 --> 01:35:40,482
- No.
- Oh no.
1859
01:35:40,515 --> 01:35:43,218
Doesn't she mean
we're pregnant?
1860
01:35:51,557 --> 01:35:56,557
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1861
01:35:58,034 --> 01:36:01,104
♪ I'm walkin' down
this hallway, ♪
1862
01:36:01,136 --> 01:36:04,339
♪ I walk into the wall, ♪
1863
01:36:04,373 --> 01:36:07,309
♪ I see you lookin' my way, ♪
1864
01:36:07,342 --> 01:36:10,479
♪ I don't look back at all, ♪
1865
01:36:10,512 --> 01:36:13,682
♪ Into the new dimension, ♪
1866
01:36:13,715 --> 01:36:16,818
♪ Into another age, ♪
1867
01:36:16,852 --> 01:36:19,956
♪ We're livin' to
the brink, babe, ♪
1868
01:36:19,989 --> 01:36:22,791
♪ Into the seventh age, ♪
1869
01:36:29,765 --> 01:36:32,668
♪ The future's anything
you want, child, ♪
1870
01:36:32,701 --> 01:36:35,804
♪ Don't let it steal
your mind, child, ♪
1871
01:36:42,411 --> 01:36:45,414
♪ We can be just
who we want, babe, ♪
1872
01:36:45,447 --> 01:36:47,884
♪ We can be just what we want, ♪
1873
01:36:47,917 --> 01:36:51,553
♪ In the super limit, ♪
1874
01:36:51,586 --> 01:36:54,823
♪ Super limit, you
gave us number one, ♪
1875
01:36:54,856 --> 01:36:57,960
♪ Super limit, you gave us, ♪
1876
01:36:57,994 --> 01:37:01,196
♪ Super limit, you
gave us number one, ♪
1877
01:37:01,229 --> 01:37:04,332
♪ Super limit, you gave us, ♪
1878
01:37:04,366 --> 01:37:07,602
♪ Super limit, you
gave us number one, ♪
1879
01:37:07,636 --> 01:37:10,706
♪ Super limit, you gave us, ♪
1880
01:37:10,739 --> 01:37:15,277
♪ Super limit, you
gave us number one, ♪
1881
01:37:39,701 --> 01:37:42,738
♪ I'm walkin' down
this hallway, ♪
1882
01:37:42,771 --> 01:37:45,908
♪ I walk into the wall, ♪
1883
01:37:45,942 --> 01:37:49,045
♪ I see you lookin' my way, ♪
1884
01:37:49,078 --> 01:37:52,215
♪ I don't look back at all, ♪
1885
01:37:52,247 --> 01:37:55,283
♪ Into the new dimension, ♪
1886
01:37:55,317 --> 01:37:58,687
♪ Into another age, ♪
1887
01:37:58,720 --> 01:38:01,757
♪ We're livin' to and with it, ♪
1888
01:38:01,790 --> 01:38:04,760
♪ They teach us everythin', ♪
1889
01:38:11,200 --> 01:38:14,336
♪ You can be just who
you want, child, ♪
1890
01:38:14,369 --> 01:38:17,572
♪ Don't let it
steal your mind, ♪
1891
01:38:23,712 --> 01:38:27,049
♪ We can be just
who we want, girl, ♪
1892
01:38:27,083 --> 01:38:31,486
♪ We can be just
who we want, girl, ♪
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