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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,746 --> 00:00:06,288 Jesus, you really don't remember what happened last year? 2 00:00:06,468 --> 00:00:08,490 Pay some fucking attention this time. 3 00:00:09,598 --> 00:00:11,522 Your life's not simple, Fiona, 4 00:00:11,577 --> 00:00:14,157 and you're nothing like anyone I've ever met. 5 00:00:14,158 --> 00:00:16,984 You make me want to enjoy my life again. 6 00:00:17,583 --> 00:00:18,393 Who the hell is that? 7 00:00:18,703 --> 00:00:19,210 My dad. 8 00:00:20,915 --> 00:00:23,922 In my whole career, I've never seen such a spectaular display 9 00:00:23,952 --> 00:00:26,610 - of alcoholism. - Thank you. 10 00:00:26,612 --> 00:00:29,251 - How much are we short? - $18.30. 11 00:00:29,289 --> 00:00:31,882 I'm take the PSATs for some Polish kid. 12 00:00:31,949 --> 00:00:33,843 Are you able to kick in, like, ten more? 13 00:00:33,881 --> 00:00:35,762 I get paid Friday. Okay, I'll figure out the rest. 14 00:00:35,796 --> 00:00:37,128 I can loan you the money. 15 00:00:37,162 --> 00:00:38,345 We don't need your charity. 16 00:00:40,842 --> 00:00:42,721 "Fiona, thanks for a night I'll never forget." 17 00:00:42,767 --> 00:00:44,217 Who the fuck's Tony? 18 00:00:44,268 --> 00:00:45,855 I've waited a long time 19 00:00:45,884 --> 00:00:47,150 for last night to happen. 20 00:00:47,184 --> 00:00:48,465 At least Tony's not coming here 21 00:00:48,467 --> 00:00:49,443 getting all in my family's business 22 00:00:49,559 --> 00:00:51,608 What the fuck is wrong, Frank?! 23 00:00:51,641 --> 00:00:53,443 Maybe that's what I want. 24 00:00:53,485 --> 00:00:54,825 You know nothing about me. 25 00:00:54,859 --> 00:00:56,569 Then teach me! 26 00:00:57,523 --> 00:00:58,822 I'm gay. I know. 27 00:00:59,898 --> 00:01:01,122 That's for screwing my husband. 28 00:01:01,157 --> 00:01:02,745 I want another baby. 29 00:01:02,798 --> 00:01:04,213 What? I get what I want, 30 00:01:04,215 --> 00:01:05,855 and you can have what you want. 31 00:01:09,244 --> 00:01:10,714 Put the candy back, now. 32 00:01:10,753 --> 00:01:13,079 Fuck! Shit! 33 00:01:13,132 --> 00:01:14,497 I like you, Fiona. 34 00:01:14,531 --> 00:01:15,891 You're a dirty girl, like me. 35 00:01:15,917 --> 00:01:17,421 Jasmine, this is Veronica. 36 00:01:17,482 --> 00:01:19,841 V lives next door. Hiya, V. 37 00:01:19,875 --> 00:01:21,315 We're only taking in a foster kid for a week 38 00:01:21,346 --> 00:01:23,679 to get the money to pay for my stupid parking tickets. 39 00:01:23,713 --> 00:01:24,973 Want to go over to the park, 40 00:01:25,009 --> 00:01:26,985 throw the ol' pigskin around? 41 00:01:27,020 --> 00:01:29,321 Would it be all right if my son Jonah came? 42 00:01:29,361 --> 00:01:32,108 I scored you a 2,200. 43 00:01:32,163 --> 00:01:35,205 I'm an investigator for the Educational Evaluation Service. 44 00:01:35,239 --> 00:01:37,581 This is the robotics lab. It is the best in the country. 45 00:01:37,616 --> 00:01:38,777 Come by anytime. 46 00:01:38,822 --> 00:01:41,416 Science just turns me on. 47 00:01:41,452 --> 00:01:43,086 What are you hiding? 48 00:01:45,737 --> 00:01:47,508 I left them. 49 00:01:47,510 --> 00:01:49,837 Your house is Frank's wet dream. 50 00:01:49,868 --> 00:01:52,016 Never gonna get him out. 51 00:01:52,042 --> 00:01:53,820 - Dad. - Son. 52 00:01:54,841 --> 00:01:56,759 - What are we? - Friends. 53 00:01:56,796 --> 00:01:58,629 Just friends? Friends who like to do this. 54 00:01:58,685 --> 00:02:00,522 I knew that. 55 00:02:00,551 --> 00:02:02,941 It says here you can re-dedicate yourself as a virgin. 56 00:02:02,974 --> 00:02:05,065 Oral sex, orgy, big black strap-on dildo. 57 00:02:05,067 --> 00:02:06,227 You whore! 58 00:02:06,261 --> 00:02:07,557 He humiliated me! 59 00:02:07,591 --> 00:02:09,482 Get out! 60 00:02:09,531 --> 00:02:11,474 Don't ever come back! 61 00:02:11,528 --> 00:02:12,731 You're out of the house. 62 00:02:12,765 --> 00:02:14,141 I'm out of the house! 63 00:02:14,198 --> 00:02:16,025 Whoa! 64 00:02:16,071 --> 00:02:19,104 What do you think now, Daddy? Am I still a whore? 65 00:02:23,990 --> 00:02:25,081 Frank? Frank?! 66 00:02:26,205 --> 00:02:27,891 I think I was kind of falling in love with her. 67 00:02:28,884 --> 00:02:29,866 How long you been stealing cars? 68 00:02:29,877 --> 00:02:31,463 Who says I steal them? 69 00:02:33,413 --> 00:02:35,004 I have to leave town. Come with me. 70 00:02:35,005 --> 00:02:36,733 Costa Rica, it's beautiful. 71 00:02:36,874 --> 00:02:38,128 I think I might be in love with him. 72 00:02:38,162 --> 00:02:40,381 Scary, isn't it? 73 00:02:40,426 --> 00:02:42,671 - I love you. - I want to be with you. 74 00:02:42,706 --> 00:02:44,157 Come with me. 75 00:02:53,672 --> 00:02:56,440 Shameless 2x01 "Summertime" 76 00:02:56,469 --> 00:03:00,219 www.SUBTITULOS.es ==DIFUNDE LA PALABRA== 77 00:04:10,348 --> 00:04:12,929 77, 78, 79, 78 00:04:12,966 --> 00:04:15,474 80, 81, 82, 79 00:04:15,523 --> 00:04:17,714 83, 84... 80 00:04:26,533 --> 00:04:29,150 Won't be long now, Frank. 81 00:04:29,207 --> 00:04:31,196 In a few days, she's gonna make it to the store, 82 00:04:31,253 --> 00:04:33,370 then the hair salon, Alibi Room. 83 00:04:33,404 --> 00:04:35,074 Gonna meet your friends. 84 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:37,752 ninety-nine... 85 00:04:37,786 --> 00:04:39,296 Ooh. 86 00:04:39,341 --> 00:04:40,656 Hear all those heart-warming, 87 00:04:40,708 --> 00:04:42,170 scumbag freeloading Frank stories. 88 00:04:46,381 --> 00:04:47,461 Who the hell is that? 89 00:04:47,495 --> 00:04:49,973 Friend from group. 90 00:04:50,007 --> 00:04:50,885 Group? 91 00:04:50,921 --> 00:04:52,730 Sex Addicts Anonymous. 92 00:04:53,508 --> 00:04:54,672 Gig's almost up, Daddy Frank. 93 00:04:54,673 --> 00:04:56,115 Time to make other plans. 94 00:05:02,652 --> 00:05:04,073 One hundred! 95 00:05:18,106 --> 00:05:19,272 Hey, cut it off, Ernie. 96 00:05:19,969 --> 00:05:20,825 Thanks, Lieutenant. 97 00:05:21,570 --> 00:05:23,997 Hey, do you mind if we drop Cami off early tomorrow? 98 00:05:24,242 --> 00:05:26,085 Teresa's got inventory at Costco. 99 00:05:26,374 --> 00:05:26,976 No problem. 100 00:05:27,312 --> 00:05:29,634 And tell Teresa thanks for the case of dented soup. 101 00:05:30,327 --> 00:05:31,769 Bye-bye, Cami. Mwah. 102 00:05:33,037 --> 00:05:34,330 Pool's open! 103 00:05:46,852 --> 00:05:48,522 Eddie goes to the corner for a pack of Lucky's, 104 00:05:48,556 --> 00:05:50,730 never heard from again. 105 00:05:50,772 --> 00:05:53,997 Goddamn City couldn't wait to stop paying him. 106 00:05:54,033 --> 00:05:56,486 Wasn't two weeks before the checks stopped coming. 107 00:05:56,528 --> 00:05:59,866 And now what are we supposed to live off of? 108 00:05:59,900 --> 00:06:02,669 Sheila's single disability check? 109 00:06:02,699 --> 00:06:07,501 How does Mr. Osama-Obama expect us to survive on that? 110 00:06:07,533 --> 00:06:08,685 He gonna try and tase me. I hit him. 111 00:06:08,717 --> 00:06:10,128 If Sheila does go to work, 112 00:06:10,174 --> 00:06:11,343 what's she going to make? 113 00:06:11,385 --> 00:06:13,802 Minimum wage... at best. 114 00:06:13,804 --> 00:06:15,695 Nobody's heard from Eddie? 115 00:06:15,719 --> 00:06:17,188 He tases me... Not a word. 116 00:06:17,224 --> 00:06:19,431 Man's got no sense of responsibility. 117 00:06:19,785 --> 00:06:22,793 Leaving a family of three to fend for ourselves. 118 00:06:22,794 --> 00:06:24,075 I got tased twice, man. 119 00:06:24,149 --> 00:06:25,029 Bullshit. 120 00:06:27,354 --> 00:06:28,066 What you say? 121 00:06:29,075 --> 00:06:29,588 Uh... 122 00:06:30,297 --> 00:06:32,287 I said bullshit! 123 00:06:32,741 --> 00:06:34,649 I got tasered for like a second, 124 00:06:34,696 --> 00:06:36,062 I crapped myself. 125 00:06:36,096 --> 00:06:37,529 There's no way you got tasered twice, 126 00:06:37,570 --> 00:06:41,040 fought off three cops ran away. 127 00:06:41,066 --> 00:06:42,649 You calling me a liar? 128 00:06:43,944 --> 00:06:47,406 At the very least, an exaggerator. 129 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:49,409 A grand says I did. 130 00:06:51,669 --> 00:06:53,736 Kev, you still got that taser back there? 131 00:06:53,738 --> 00:06:57,250 I'll see your grand and add nine more. 132 00:06:57,284 --> 00:07:00,227 10,000 in American legal tender 133 00:07:00,257 --> 00:07:03,145 says you can not get tasered twice 134 00:07:03,183 --> 00:07:04,922 and not soil your tighty whities, 135 00:07:04,956 --> 00:07:06,514 much less keep standing. 136 00:07:07,759 --> 00:07:09,642 All right, shithead. 137 00:07:11,472 --> 00:07:12,570 Move. 138 00:07:15,604 --> 00:07:16,692 Do it. 139 00:07:20,585 --> 00:07:22,323 Do it! 140 00:07:31,385 --> 00:07:32,707 Again! 141 00:07:40,462 --> 00:07:41,878 What?! 142 00:07:50,513 --> 00:07:52,529 Where's my ten grand, motherfucker? 143 00:08:08,289 --> 00:08:10,549 Hey, gorgeous, more Diablos. 144 00:08:10,903 --> 00:08:12,427 Oh, you think these Boy Scouts 145 00:08:12,428 --> 00:08:13,696 can handle that kind of heat, girls? 146 00:08:13,697 --> 00:08:16,337 No. No, not a chance. 147 00:08:23,256 --> 00:08:26,781 Six more Diablos, a JB back, Ketel One up with a lime wedge, 148 00:08:26,782 --> 00:08:28,076 Maker's seven, and four Stellas. 149 00:08:29,248 --> 00:08:30,669 Haven't given up on that one yet? 150 00:08:30,787 --> 00:08:32,509 Every summer needs a challenge. 151 00:08:32,540 --> 00:08:34,334 Man's in love with his own fabulous self. 152 00:08:34,367 --> 00:08:35,960 Probably masturbates while he licks his reflection 153 00:08:35,994 --> 00:08:37,171 in the mirror. 154 00:08:37,202 --> 00:08:39,216 Fiona! 155 00:08:39,255 --> 00:08:41,931 Who's that, slutty's husband? 156 00:08:41,963 --> 00:08:43,381 Uh, no. Hal's rounder. 157 00:08:43,421 --> 00:08:45,347 Hi. Hi. 158 00:08:45,376 --> 00:08:47,630 Fi, this is my friend, David. 159 00:08:47,664 --> 00:08:49,214 Jasmine's told me a lot about you. 160 00:08:49,259 --> 00:08:51,426 Only that you're fabulous, smart, 161 00:08:51,465 --> 00:08:54,213 and unbelievably sexy. 162 00:08:54,266 --> 00:08:55,715 And that you're home for the summer from Princeton. 163 00:08:55,766 --> 00:08:57,860 I'll get us a table. 164 00:08:57,892 --> 00:08:58,893 Okay. 165 00:08:58,942 --> 00:09:00,018 Princeton? 166 00:09:00,063 --> 00:09:01,646 We're going out later. You want to come? 167 00:09:01,680 --> 00:09:02,806 What about Hal? 168 00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:04,897 Annual Michigan fishing trip 169 00:09:04,950 --> 00:09:06,526 with the softball buddies. 170 00:09:06,566 --> 00:09:08,283 Mosquitos, bratwurst and gallons of Budweiser. 171 00:09:08,319 --> 00:09:09,448 Sounds pretty Brokeback to me. 172 00:09:09,482 --> 00:09:11,739 Come later, live a little. 173 00:09:13,566 --> 00:09:14,571 That a regular thing? 174 00:09:14,634 --> 00:09:15,873 First time I've seen him. 175 00:09:15,904 --> 00:09:17,747 She probably did his taxes, then did him. 176 00:09:34,538 --> 00:09:36,213 Kick him back, you're punching like a fag. 177 00:09:51,359 --> 00:09:53,908 First round. Go to your corners. 178 00:09:53,950 --> 00:09:55,616 You know you're supposed to hit him back, right? 179 00:09:55,668 --> 00:09:56,992 Fuck, that kid hits hard. 180 00:09:57,032 --> 00:09:58,249 What did you think this was going to be? 181 00:09:58,281 --> 00:10:00,842 I didn't think he could punch me with a foot. 182 00:10:00,874 --> 00:10:02,204 You see that? He kicked me in the top of my goddam head. 183 00:10:02,238 --> 00:10:03,587 Listen, look at me. 184 00:10:03,625 --> 00:10:05,288 You want to throw in the towel? 185 00:10:05,340 --> 00:10:07,710 Round two I would if I was smart. 186 00:10:22,927 --> 00:10:25,387 He's crazy about you. 187 00:10:25,421 --> 00:10:26,444 Long Island, 188 00:10:26,480 --> 00:10:28,235 two Landsharks, three Mojitos, 189 00:10:28,269 --> 00:10:30,731 margarita no salt, Chivas neat and a Jack rocks. 190 00:10:30,732 --> 00:10:32,735 All the woman needs is a pole. 191 00:10:35,565 --> 00:10:36,719 Why don't you come out with us later. 192 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:38,197 - Kev won't mind. - I can't. 193 00:10:38,198 --> 00:10:40,163 I got a shift at the nursing home in the morning. 194 00:10:41,017 --> 00:10:43,585 This better be somebody who's about to give me a gigantic tip. 195 00:10:44,232 --> 00:10:45,303 God, I'm so sorry. 196 00:10:45,304 --> 00:10:46,937 I thought your ass was my drink. 197 00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:48,020 Hey, Justin Bieber. 198 00:10:48,426 --> 00:10:50,384 How's things at Goldman Sachs? Going well enough for me 199 00:10:50,422 --> 00:10:51,919 to afford getting ripped off coming here. 200 00:10:51,953 --> 00:10:53,719 And it's JP Morgan. Oh, whatever. 201 00:10:53,766 --> 00:10:56,668 All you mortgage-raping shits should be in prison anyway. 202 00:10:56,734 --> 00:10:58,230 Yeah, well, I was in grad school during the mortgage crisis. 203 00:10:58,259 --> 00:10:59,932 Nowadays, we're trying to short euros 204 00:10:59,966 --> 00:11:01,438 so Greece will go bankrupt. 205 00:11:03,018 --> 00:11:04,359 Are we on for later? 206 00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:06,187 I haven't decided if I still like you. 207 00:11:10,858 --> 00:11:11,687 Later, Mama Bear. 208 00:11:11,688 --> 00:11:13,428 Hey, Junior, school night. 209 00:11:13,429 --> 00:11:15,381 In bed with the lights out by 10:00. 210 00:11:18,765 --> 00:11:19,199 What? 211 00:11:19,779 --> 00:11:20,554 Order's up. 212 00:11:36,469 --> 00:11:40,306 How the hell did that little guy kick Kurt-fucking-Landis' ass? 213 00:11:40,340 --> 00:11:42,214 We make anything on my fight? Thanks, Rasmik! 214 00:11:42,282 --> 00:11:44,532 Nah, nobody wanted the odds. 215 00:11:44,565 --> 00:11:46,978 What'd you put down? On the fight you lost? 216 00:11:47,012 --> 00:11:49,905 Nada. Fraternal loyalty doesn't extend to stupidity, bud. 217 00:11:52,979 --> 00:11:55,075 So, Mickey's out soon, yeah? 218 00:11:55,119 --> 00:11:57,647 In about a week or so if he doesn't stab anybody else. 219 00:11:57,681 --> 00:11:59,477 Plastic fork... barely broke the kid's skin, 220 00:11:59,678 --> 00:12:01,103 but it bought him another 30 days. 221 00:12:01,234 --> 00:12:02,753 You got to be looking forward to having 222 00:12:02,785 --> 00:12:03,930 Mickey home again, huh? 223 00:12:03,997 --> 00:12:06,042 I guess. 224 00:12:06,072 --> 00:12:09,059 Hey, I want to stage another fight night next week. 225 00:12:09,089 --> 00:12:11,800 Go around to the dojos, round up some more scrappers, all right? 226 00:12:11,970 --> 00:12:13,599 Sure. Where you going? 227 00:12:13,884 --> 00:12:14,884 Karen's. 228 00:12:15,309 --> 00:12:16,492 Thought you gave up on that. 229 00:12:18,005 --> 00:12:18,450 See ya. 230 00:12:19,107 --> 00:12:19,670 Yeah. 231 00:12:19,958 --> 00:12:22,545 Karen Jackson? After that thing with your dad? 232 00:12:22,818 --> 00:12:25,889 I'm sneaking antibiotics into his toothpaste, just in case. 233 00:12:37,831 --> 00:12:39,363 Tomorrow fuckhead! 234 00:12:42,366 --> 00:12:45,631 Jesus Christ! 235 00:12:45,686 --> 00:12:46,935 Fuck! 236 00:12:48,807 --> 00:12:50,563 Friend dropped me off. 237 00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:51,405 Right. 238 00:12:53,525 --> 00:12:54,613 What the hell you doing here? 239 00:12:55,312 --> 00:12:56,157 Came to see Karen. 240 00:12:57,218 --> 00:12:58,985 She went with a guy to her group. 241 00:13:00,107 --> 00:13:00,557 What group? 242 00:13:01,013 --> 00:13:02,572 Sex Addicts Anonymous. 243 00:13:07,669 --> 00:13:08,694 Well, can I come in and wait? 244 00:13:08,695 --> 00:13:09,382 No. 245 00:13:37,446 --> 00:13:41,059 Looks like old man Dave is beating your time, Romeo. 246 00:13:41,089 --> 00:13:42,483 Yeah, well, I'm working without 247 00:13:42,484 --> 00:13:43,646 pharmaceutical assistance. 248 00:13:43,647 --> 00:13:45,781 He was popping little blue pills... I counted four. 249 00:13:46,094 --> 00:13:48,352 Four, wow. We could be here awhile. 250 00:13:48,490 --> 00:13:50,842 Ah, fuck! I told my boss I'd meet him 251 00:13:50,843 --> 00:13:52,448 for a run in about an hour. 252 00:13:52,482 --> 00:13:53,748 I could run with you. 253 00:13:53,786 --> 00:13:55,371 I ran track in high school. 254 00:13:55,416 --> 00:13:57,399 What? Don't look so surprised. 255 00:13:57,451 --> 00:13:58,784 I ran distance. 256 00:13:58,818 --> 00:13:59,952 There was a chance I was gonna make state. 257 00:13:59,986 --> 00:14:01,156 Yeah? What happened? 258 00:14:01,221 --> 00:14:01,632 Life. 259 00:14:02,651 --> 00:14:03,137 Come on. 260 00:14:03,466 --> 00:14:04,520 - I'm fast. - Oh, really? 261 00:14:04,521 --> 00:14:06,369 - I could beat your ass. - You're on. 262 00:14:07,733 --> 00:14:08,226 Wait! 263 00:14:10,918 --> 00:14:11,707 Okay, ready? 264 00:14:11,769 --> 00:14:13,615 Give it to you. 265 00:14:13,649 --> 00:14:15,285 Okay. All right. 266 00:14:15,319 --> 00:14:17,038 On your mark... Yeah. 267 00:14:17,092 --> 00:14:18,884 get set... Okay. 268 00:14:20,643 --> 00:14:21,967 Go! 269 00:14:44,961 --> 00:14:48,020 What are you doing? Are you a valet now? 270 00:14:53,407 --> 00:14:55,336 See you tonight? 271 00:14:55,370 --> 00:14:56,543 Maybe. 272 00:14:56,590 --> 00:14:58,834 Maybe? 273 00:15:02,175 --> 00:15:02,973 Hey, Fiona. 274 00:15:04,507 --> 00:15:04,973 Tony. 275 00:15:05,623 --> 00:15:06,205 How's work? 276 00:15:07,696 --> 00:15:08,696 It's good. 277 00:15:09,403 --> 00:15:10,425 How's your remodel coming? 278 00:15:10,622 --> 00:15:12,301 You really want to know or just being neighborly? 279 00:15:15,543 --> 00:15:16,095 Neighborly. 280 00:15:17,353 --> 00:15:19,608 Cast iron plumbing's out, replacing it with copper. 281 00:15:19,865 --> 00:15:21,621 Guy on my shift moonlights as an electrician, 282 00:15:21,666 --> 00:15:22,949 so he's going to help me rewire. 283 00:15:23,146 --> 00:15:24,726 You gonna flip it or live in it? 284 00:15:25,752 --> 00:15:26,579 Waiting to see what happens. 285 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:33,424 I got to get the kids going. 286 00:15:50,025 --> 00:15:51,083 Whoa. What happened to you? 287 00:15:51,389 --> 00:15:53,665 One of my fighters pussied-out on me, I had to fill in. 288 00:15:54,268 --> 00:15:55,778 Looks like the pussy had the right idea. 289 00:15:55,928 --> 00:15:56,850 Get some ice on that eye. 290 00:15:57,429 --> 00:15:58,537 Good morning. 291 00:15:59,168 --> 00:16:00,972 We're out of mac and cheese. 292 00:16:00,973 --> 00:16:04,922 I can make PB&Js instead, but I'm gonna need more bread. 293 00:16:05,013 --> 00:16:06,864 - How many signed up for today? - Nine. 294 00:16:06,901 --> 00:16:08,314 Romano twins, Cami, 295 00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:10,984 Mangis, that Ulin kid with the big head. 296 00:16:11,035 --> 00:16:12,544 Whoa, half a cup. 297 00:16:12,578 --> 00:16:13,827 I'm exhausted. 298 00:16:13,879 --> 00:16:15,372 Liam had me up half the night 299 00:16:15,410 --> 00:16:17,164 banging his head. 300 00:16:17,207 --> 00:16:18,711 I need my own room. 301 00:16:18,747 --> 00:16:20,358 And I want a pony for Christmas. 302 00:16:20,588 --> 00:16:22,676 He's a boy, he should be in with the boys. 303 00:16:22,677 --> 00:16:23,953 No way, there's three of us in that room. 304 00:16:24,122 --> 00:16:25,164 I'm a girl. 305 00:16:25,555 --> 00:16:27,168 I'm going to be a woman soon. 306 00:16:27,217 --> 00:16:28,793 I need privacy to undergo 307 00:16:28,794 --> 00:16:30,671 the upcoming traumatic transformation. 308 00:16:30,695 --> 00:16:31,684 It's not that traumatic. 309 00:16:31,685 --> 00:16:32,748 How would you know? 310 00:16:32,878 --> 00:16:33,823 Video in fifth grade. 311 00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:35,196 What are we talking about? 312 00:16:35,254 --> 00:16:36,205 Moving Liam into our room. 313 00:16:36,253 --> 00:16:37,280 No fucking way. 314 00:16:38,322 --> 00:16:39,407 First day care kid is here. 315 00:16:39,936 --> 00:16:40,939 My own room? 316 00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:42,995 It's not gonna happen, Debs. 317 00:16:42,996 --> 00:16:43,899 Go, go. 318 00:16:46,962 --> 00:16:48,215 "Traumatic transformation"? 319 00:16:52,806 --> 00:16:55,801 Wow. Ethel, the garden looks great. 320 00:16:55,835 --> 00:16:57,431 It's all in the compost. 321 00:16:57,466 --> 00:17:00,553 My red worms have been working overtime this year. 322 00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:02,808 None of God's bounty ever needs go to waste. 323 00:17:06,230 --> 00:17:09,568 Still on for today? 324 00:17:09,615 --> 00:17:11,069 Think it still runs? 325 00:17:11,117 --> 00:17:15,209 Probably not, but you can fix anything. 326 00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:18,446 Hey, what are those huge round green things in the back? 327 00:17:18,555 --> 00:17:19,657 Tomatoes. 328 00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:20,680 Ah. 329 00:17:22,719 --> 00:17:24,019 She's a keeper. 330 00:17:46,601 --> 00:17:49,154 Frank! Karen! Breakfast! 331 00:17:53,696 --> 00:17:54,328 I moved it. 332 00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:56,863 Hey! Good morning. 333 00:17:57,404 --> 00:17:59,930 I, uh, I can't find my watch. 334 00:18:00,091 --> 00:18:01,944 I have looked everywhere. 335 00:18:01,945 --> 00:18:02,857 It's on your wrist. 336 00:18:06,426 --> 00:18:08,238 I had Mom move her rainy day fund 337 00:18:08,239 --> 00:18:09,532 after what happened last time. 338 00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:11,146 Karen, the omelets are ready! 339 00:18:11,180 --> 00:18:12,536 I had nothing to do with that. 340 00:18:12,827 --> 00:18:13,641 Hello?! 341 00:18:13,836 --> 00:18:15,499 I hid her ATM card, too, 342 00:18:15,687 --> 00:18:17,553 so don't even try taking that again. 343 00:18:28,206 --> 00:18:30,047 Her nose has been running, 344 00:18:30,089 --> 00:18:32,305 but I think it's just the glue 345 00:18:32,340 --> 00:18:34,398 that Jeff's been using on the new kitchen linoleum. 346 00:18:34,426 --> 00:18:35,423 Bye, baby. 347 00:18:37,177 --> 00:18:40,093 Oh, and please, no gluten. 348 00:18:40,141 --> 00:18:41,100 Gluten? 349 00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:42,764 Who knows. 350 00:18:42,815 --> 00:18:44,072 Ooh. Hey, there you go. 351 00:18:44,073 --> 00:18:44,773 There's Cinderella. 352 00:18:45,521 --> 00:18:46,248 Uh, you all set? 353 00:18:46,857 --> 00:18:48,542 Yeah. Playtime, one hour. 354 00:18:48,589 --> 00:18:51,340 TV or Bambi... skip the dead mom part. 355 00:18:51,553 --> 00:18:52,658 Arts and crafts. 356 00:18:52,689 --> 00:18:53,988 Cheetos and carrot sticks. 357 00:18:54,031 --> 00:18:55,323 Story time, nothing scary. 358 00:18:55,359 --> 00:18:56,787 Free play, lunch, nap, 359 00:18:56,836 --> 00:19:00,123 pool, Dr. Oz, Twinkies and milk, parent pickup. 360 00:19:00,171 --> 00:19:02,498 Oh, and don't wake you unless there's blood 361 00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:03,748 or exposed bone. 362 00:19:03,785 --> 00:19:05,789 Lots of blood. 363 00:19:10,216 --> 00:19:12,043 Who's ready for TV, guys?! 364 00:19:13,222 --> 00:19:14,800 Okay, let's watch. 365 00:19:41,072 --> 00:19:41,964 It's about time. 366 00:19:41,995 --> 00:19:43,373 You see Kash last night? 367 00:19:43,408 --> 00:19:45,250 No. He didn't come home again. 368 00:19:45,284 --> 00:19:48,080 Had to open the shop by myself. 369 00:19:48,114 --> 00:19:50,472 Homeless winos ten deep at the door 370 00:19:50,504 --> 00:19:53,968 trying to trade stolen recycling for 40s and Mad Dog. 371 00:19:54,006 --> 00:19:56,177 Uh, pack of Marlboros. 372 00:19:56,227 --> 00:19:57,387 How old are you, eight? 373 00:19:57,429 --> 00:19:58,812 Get the hell out of here. 374 00:19:58,838 --> 00:20:00,228 You handle the store by yourself? 375 00:20:00,259 --> 00:20:02,017 I got to get upstairs. 376 00:20:02,058 --> 00:20:05,095 The twins are going to be late for swim team at the mosque. 377 00:20:05,129 --> 00:20:06,682 And no free breakfast. 378 00:20:06,732 --> 00:20:09,526 You come to work hungry, you pay like everybody else. 379 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:16,523 Linda gone? 380 00:20:16,573 --> 00:20:17,743 Mm-hmm. 381 00:20:17,779 --> 00:20:18,944 Been waiting across the street 382 00:20:18,978 --> 00:20:20,077 for an hour. 383 00:20:20,116 --> 00:20:22,109 Mm. Late night? 384 00:20:22,143 --> 00:20:23,588 What do you care? 385 00:20:23,615 --> 00:20:25,246 Where the hell have you been? 386 00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:26,104 Kash! 387 00:20:26,285 --> 00:20:28,121 I waited up until after midnight. 388 00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:29,697 You know the doctor wants me in bed by... 389 00:20:33,288 --> 00:20:33,934 What are you looking at? 390 00:20:33,998 --> 00:20:36,324 Go microwave me a burrito and stock the cooler. 391 00:20:37,312 --> 00:20:38,175 A pack of Marlboros? 392 00:20:45,504 --> 00:20:47,358 What?! 393 00:20:47,391 --> 00:20:48,975 Hey, you try starting this thing 394 00:20:49,009 --> 00:20:50,111 since last summer? 395 00:20:50,142 --> 00:20:51,986 No. 396 00:20:52,020 --> 00:20:54,035 Hey, how's the crop coming? It's almost harvesttime. 397 00:20:54,069 --> 00:20:55,786 But I'm a bit worried though. 398 00:20:55,822 --> 00:20:57,536 It seems like there's a lot more cops 399 00:20:57,568 --> 00:20:58,780 in the park this summer. 400 00:20:58,822 --> 00:21:00,397 Yeah, I'm working on it. 401 00:21:00,453 --> 00:21:02,783 Oh. 402 00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:04,413 I'll go chase the rats out of the coolers. 403 00:21:05,914 --> 00:21:06,913 Hey, guys. 404 00:21:22,583 --> 00:21:23,365 What are you doing? 405 00:21:24,409 --> 00:21:25,309 Borrowing Liam. 406 00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:27,331 Where's that, that backpack thingy? 407 00:21:27,332 --> 00:21:28,369 Borrowing him for what? 408 00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:31,100 Going to take him to the aquarium. 409 00:21:32,067 --> 00:21:34,144 No, you're not, it costs too much. 410 00:21:34,844 --> 00:21:35,814 Okay, then, the zoo. 411 00:21:36,631 --> 00:21:37,910 When are you bringing him back? 412 00:21:38,207 --> 00:21:40,434 I'll bring him back when I'm damn ready. 413 00:21:40,898 --> 00:21:43,156 I'm his father, we need time together. 414 00:21:44,732 --> 00:21:46,767 Should we wake Fiona? 415 00:21:47,216 --> 00:21:48,629 See any exposed bone? 416 00:21:50,126 --> 00:21:51,464 Stan's yelling again, 417 00:21:51,501 --> 00:21:53,119 so loud you can hear him through the floor. 418 00:21:53,177 --> 00:21:55,547 Oh, yesterday it was Nixon and Jimmy Carter. 419 00:21:55,581 --> 00:21:57,010 What's it today? 420 00:21:57,041 --> 00:21:59,634 I turned the TV up after "fucking colored people." 421 00:22:01,181 --> 00:22:02,549 He keeps going downhill like this, 422 00:22:02,583 --> 00:22:03,802 you're going to have to call Becky. 423 00:22:03,845 --> 00:22:05,064 He has his good and bad days. 424 00:22:05,098 --> 00:22:06,717 Bad days? 425 00:22:06,751 --> 00:22:08,981 That's what you call trying to take out the trash naked? 426 00:22:09,022 --> 00:22:11,852 He forgot his pants... it happens, all right? 427 00:22:11,902 --> 00:22:13,977 I know you love the old racist bastard, 428 00:22:14,031 --> 00:22:15,226 but if it were my dad, 429 00:22:15,260 --> 00:22:17,027 I'd want to know he was going south. 430 00:22:17,064 --> 00:22:18,556 It's probably time for her to think 431 00:22:18,557 --> 00:22:19,637 about putting him in a home. 432 00:22:19,638 --> 00:22:20,547 I can't hear you. 433 00:22:23,044 --> 00:22:23,664 No. 434 00:22:24,399 --> 00:22:26,445 N-No, I don't want to watch my language. 435 00:22:26,743 --> 00:22:30,207 I've been speaking this language for the last 50 goddamn years. 436 00:22:30,403 --> 00:22:31,961 No, you listen to me, 437 00:22:32,001 --> 00:22:34,380 you fucking daughter of a chink whore. 438 00:22:35,044 --> 00:22:37,372 Hello? Goddamn cunt, 439 00:22:37,666 --> 00:22:38,425 cunt, cunt. 440 00:22:39,196 --> 00:22:40,276 She hung up on me. 441 00:22:40,599 --> 00:22:42,836 The bitch didn't speak one word of English. 442 00:22:43,340 --> 00:22:44,564 She's probably in the basement 443 00:22:44,597 --> 00:22:45,742 of some whorehouse in Calcutta. 444 00:22:45,925 --> 00:22:48,902 A-And would you believe this shit? 445 00:22:48,932 --> 00:22:50,183 What shit? My electric bill. 446 00:22:50,235 --> 00:22:52,689 $8,700 bucks for electricity. 447 00:22:52,742 --> 00:22:55,496 You know, I've been running this bar for 40 years 448 00:22:55,523 --> 00:22:58,906 and I never got a bill that was even close to a grand. 449 00:22:58,942 --> 00:23:01,378 All I want is for them to send me one of their 450 00:23:01,512 --> 00:23:05,166 taco-eating, wetback meter readers to come here 451 00:23:05,168 --> 00:23:07,026 and check out the fucking thing! 452 00:23:08,828 --> 00:23:10,246 Nah, that's it, get me my shotgun. 453 00:23:10,288 --> 00:23:13,366 I'm going to go down there and blow the cunt's head off. 454 00:23:13,421 --> 00:23:15,087 Can I see it... the bill? Yeah, here. 455 00:23:16,622 --> 00:23:17,947 They must have made some mistake. 456 00:23:17,948 --> 00:23:20,512 The only mistake they made was fucking with me. 457 00:23:20,513 --> 00:23:21,934 All right, Stan, would you please sit down? 458 00:23:21,935 --> 00:23:23,528 Stan, sit down before you blow 459 00:23:23,529 --> 00:23:25,664 - another ventricle. - Yeah, blow, blow. 460 00:23:25,665 --> 00:23:26,884 I'm gonna take care of this, all right? 461 00:23:26,962 --> 00:23:29,045 Arizona's got the right idea, boy... 462 00:23:29,103 --> 00:23:30,437 take 'em down to the border 463 00:23:30,471 --> 00:23:33,142 and throw 'em over the goddamn fence! 464 00:23:33,176 --> 00:23:35,648 That's it. 465 00:23:47,583 --> 00:23:50,074 Ian, cover the register. 466 00:24:28,701 --> 00:24:30,915 We have a problem. 467 00:24:30,947 --> 00:24:32,756 We may need to sell some pot. 468 00:24:32,783 --> 00:24:34,009 Isn't that what we always do? 469 00:24:34,429 --> 00:24:35,254 A lot of pot. 470 00:24:42,679 --> 00:24:44,348 So Ethel's been helping us out. 471 00:24:44,349 --> 00:24:45,534 You know how she told you 472 00:24:45,845 --> 00:24:48,580 about that kick-ass worm shit she's been using 473 00:24:48,581 --> 00:24:49,888 - on her tomatoes? - Yeah. 474 00:24:50,223 --> 00:24:51,092 Well, it worked so good, 475 00:24:51,093 --> 00:24:53,319 we decided to use it on this year's crop. 476 00:24:54,426 --> 00:24:55,648 You know how I usually grow 477 00:24:55,682 --> 00:24:56,558 a couple plants 478 00:24:56,738 --> 00:24:57,701 to get us through the summer? 479 00:25:02,033 --> 00:25:03,120 Holy shit. 480 00:25:03,740 --> 00:25:04,740 Exactly. 481 00:25:04,921 --> 00:25:05,809 Wait, so what's the problem? 482 00:25:06,530 --> 00:25:07,969 Forgot about the electric bill. 483 00:25:08,145 --> 00:25:09,829 We need nine grand or they're gonna shut 484 00:25:09,830 --> 00:25:11,066 the power off to the building. 485 00:25:12,341 --> 00:25:13,477 Isn't it wonderful? 486 00:25:13,861 --> 00:25:14,994 Mr. Kevin is going to help 487 00:25:14,995 --> 00:25:17,217 all the old people who are going blind. 488 00:25:27,205 --> 00:25:29,589 God bless you. 489 00:25:30,703 --> 00:25:32,725 Jesus loves you. 490 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:36,586 Fuck you, Frank. 491 00:25:41,476 --> 00:25:43,436 - Jesus... oh, shit. - Where's my money? 492 00:25:43,479 --> 00:25:45,680 Okay, okay, okay, stop! 493 00:26:02,167 --> 00:26:03,364 Back to work. 494 00:26:04,903 --> 00:26:06,901 Your fly is down. 495 00:26:08,619 --> 00:26:10,336 So how much do you think you've got growing down here? 496 00:26:10,371 --> 00:26:12,674 I don't know, a couple hundred pounds or so. 497 00:26:12,706 --> 00:26:14,923 I'm gonna start drying what I can, but that won't fetch more 498 00:26:14,959 --> 00:26:16,756 than a couple grand or so by Friday. 499 00:26:16,793 --> 00:26:18,180 Well, you know what? Maybe we could, uh, 500 00:26:18,213 --> 00:26:19,514 unload some of the plants? 501 00:26:19,543 --> 00:26:20,765 Yeah, how much would we have to sell? 502 00:26:21,135 --> 00:26:21,742 Five maybe, 503 00:26:22,551 --> 00:26:23,041 six? 504 00:26:23,684 --> 00:26:26,374 Lip, who the hell around here has two grand for a plant? 505 00:26:27,086 --> 00:26:27,850 I might know a guy. 506 00:26:29,026 --> 00:26:29,804 V's going to kill me. 507 00:26:31,049 --> 00:26:32,254 She's going to fucking kill me. 508 00:26:32,255 --> 00:26:33,558 I promised her that I wouldn't sell 509 00:26:33,559 --> 00:26:35,007 more than three or four this year. 510 00:26:36,362 --> 00:26:37,851 Normally I throw a bunch of seeds around, 511 00:26:37,852 --> 00:26:40,298 see which looks best, thin out the rest, 512 00:26:41,676 --> 00:26:42,756 but this year I couldn't. 513 00:26:44,469 --> 00:26:45,996 They're all so beautiful, I just... 514 00:26:47,815 --> 00:26:48,524 I just couldn't do it. 515 00:26:53,788 --> 00:26:54,728 Where's my fucking money? 516 00:26:55,061 --> 00:26:56,303 That was great last night. 517 00:26:56,359 --> 00:26:57,425 You were having fun, I was having fun. 518 00:26:57,459 --> 00:26:58,666 Where's my fucking money? 519 00:26:59,323 --> 00:27:01,021 You were serious about that? 520 00:27:01,170 --> 00:27:02,525 Get me the goddamn tin snips. 521 00:27:02,911 --> 00:27:05,843 I-If, if I had won, I wouldn't expect you to pay me. 522 00:27:06,502 --> 00:27:07,426 Take off his shoes. 523 00:27:07,484 --> 00:27:08,695 But... 524 00:27:08,727 --> 00:27:11,525 it's a turn of phrase, like, uh, uh, 525 00:27:11,564 --> 00:27:13,153 "I bet it's going to rain today." 526 00:27:13,204 --> 00:27:14,404 Yeah, let me tell you something, 527 00:27:14,438 --> 00:27:15,685 If I don't get 528 00:27:15,733 --> 00:27:17,825 my fucking money, I'm cutting toes off 529 00:27:17,870 --> 00:27:19,554 and cauterizing 'em with a blowtorch. 530 00:27:19,706 --> 00:27:20,783 You got my panhandling cash. 531 00:27:20,817 --> 00:27:21,949 60 bucks, man?! 532 00:27:22,121 --> 00:27:24,535 I was only out there for 45 minutes! 533 00:27:27,755 --> 00:27:29,709 We'll keep the kid. 534 00:27:29,748 --> 00:27:31,365 Yeah, as collateral. 535 00:27:31,429 --> 00:27:32,771 Come back with my fucking money, 536 00:27:32,773 --> 00:27:34,156 you get the kid. 537 00:27:34,158 --> 00:27:35,707 I-I-I'll bring you your money, 538 00:27:35,767 --> 00:27:37,256 but you can't keep the kid. 539 00:27:37,369 --> 00:27:38,609 You can't keep Liam. 540 00:27:38,643 --> 00:27:40,647 I'll get you your money... we can work this out. 541 00:27:40,649 --> 00:27:43,310 Oh, we just did. No, no, no, no, no, absolutely you can't... 542 00:27:45,663 --> 00:27:48,477 Light it up, get him up. 543 00:27:51,357 --> 00:27:54,897 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 544 00:27:54,950 --> 00:27:56,896 Keep Liam. 545 00:28:02,398 --> 00:28:03,235 Get up out of here. 546 00:28:09,974 --> 00:28:12,865 I'll be back, buddy, I promise you. 547 00:28:18,752 --> 00:28:20,882 Well... Excuse me. I gotta go. 548 00:28:20,925 --> 00:28:22,334 Hey. 549 00:28:22,368 --> 00:28:25,058 Gaga, Adele, Rikki, J.Lo, Nicki Minaj. 550 00:28:25,098 --> 00:28:26,307 Even threw in some old Maxwell. 551 00:28:26,346 --> 00:28:27,767 My guaranteed 552 00:28:27,806 --> 00:28:29,976 clitoris-moistening aphrodisiac music mix. 553 00:28:30,014 --> 00:28:31,430 I hope so. 554 00:28:31,479 --> 00:28:33,601 All she ever wants to do is discuss the Lake Poets. 555 00:28:33,653 --> 00:28:35,079 And who the fuck is Bruno Mars? 556 00:28:35,110 --> 00:28:37,484 May be time to give up on the 22-year-old grad students, 557 00:28:37,517 --> 00:28:38,767 start banging in your own decade. 558 00:28:38,817 --> 00:28:40,491 22-year-old grad students 559 00:28:40,522 --> 00:28:41,735 is the reason I got into teaching. 560 00:28:41,774 --> 00:28:43,078 I'm too old to start over now. 561 00:28:43,118 --> 00:28:44,328 Hey, you got my SIM board? 562 00:28:44,356 --> 00:28:45,575 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 563 00:28:45,606 --> 00:28:46,915 Thank you. 564 00:28:46,944 --> 00:28:48,162 Hey, any interest 565 00:28:48,196 --> 00:28:50,197 in purchasing a six- foot-tall pot plant? 566 00:28:50,231 --> 00:28:51,866 Chicks love an old dude with great weed. 567 00:28:51,900 --> 00:28:53,122 Yeah, how much? 568 00:28:53,165 --> 00:28:54,698 Uh, a couple grand. Pricey. 569 00:28:54,732 --> 00:28:56,343 It's primo stuff. 570 00:28:56,370 --> 00:28:57,704 What the hell is that anyway? 571 00:28:57,738 --> 00:28:59,536 It's a cop locator. 572 00:28:59,570 --> 00:29:01,015 Rigging up a GPS system 573 00:29:01,037 --> 00:29:03,258 that uses police frequencies for coordinates. 574 00:29:03,299 --> 00:29:04,709 Shows me where all the cops are 575 00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:06,181 in a given area at any given time. 576 00:29:06,212 --> 00:29:08,052 Is that even legal? 577 00:29:08,086 --> 00:29:10,057 What, trying to make sure our community is receiving 578 00:29:10,091 --> 00:29:11,519 its fair share of law enforcement resources? 579 00:29:11,554 --> 00:29:12,799 Why not? 580 00:29:12,852 --> 00:29:14,980 Listen, I-I got a lunch date, I got to go. 581 00:29:15,019 --> 00:29:16,270 Oh, with who, David Petraeus? 582 00:29:16,305 --> 00:29:17,695 No, I landed 583 00:29:17,724 --> 00:29:19,186 a Department of Defense grant. 584 00:29:19,696 --> 00:29:21,565 Micro-robotics surveillance drone prototypes. 585 00:29:21,599 --> 00:29:24,453 Yeah? Yeah, well, who knows if it'll work, but it'll put 586 00:29:24,490 --> 00:29:26,704 some government-issued pork in my pocket. 587 00:29:26,749 --> 00:29:29,456 Listen, why don't you help us with it? 588 00:29:29,482 --> 00:29:30,837 I could probably wrangle you 589 00:29:30,868 --> 00:29:32,955 some AP engineering or physics credits. 590 00:29:32,998 --> 00:29:34,505 Ah, no, thanks. 591 00:29:34,547 --> 00:29:35,709 You're gonna have to figure out how to blow up 592 00:29:35,742 --> 00:29:36,974 Afghan shepherds all on your own. 593 00:29:36,997 --> 00:29:39,749 All right. 594 00:29:44,885 --> 00:29:46,588 What are you doing? 595 00:29:46,622 --> 00:29:49,649 Making a little easy summer moola the Gallagher way. 596 00:29:49,683 --> 00:29:51,589 Where's Liam? In the car. 597 00:29:51,623 --> 00:29:52,983 You don't have a car. 598 00:29:53,015 --> 00:29:53,886 A friend's car. 599 00:29:54,210 --> 00:29:55,080 You crack a window? 600 00:29:55,358 --> 00:29:57,723 Left the engine running for the AC. 601 00:29:57,995 --> 00:30:00,678 You left a toddler in a running car 602 00:30:00,734 --> 00:30:02,292 in this neighborhood? 603 00:30:05,174 --> 00:30:06,327 That baby laxative? 604 00:30:06,359 --> 00:30:08,159 This, my young progeny, 605 00:30:08,188 --> 00:30:10,239 is Dr. Frank's magic moneymaking 606 00:30:10,274 --> 00:30:11,534 fun dust. Oregano? 607 00:30:11,578 --> 00:30:13,151 Fool's gold. 608 00:30:14,617 --> 00:30:18,325 My I've-never-seen-it-fail summer solstice ATM. 609 00:30:29,294 --> 00:30:31,143 Hey, maybe we can talk the electric company 610 00:30:31,177 --> 00:30:33,107 into taking a down payment, 611 00:30:33,148 --> 00:30:34,430 you know, payment plan kind of deal. 612 00:30:34,467 --> 00:30:37,307 Oh, watch, customers. 613 00:30:38,937 --> 00:30:40,724 Hey, what's going on? Uh, can I get a watermelon Bob-Pop, 614 00:30:40,774 --> 00:30:44,232 bubble gum snow cone, and a Chocolate Crunch? 615 00:30:44,656 --> 00:30:45,869 You still selling loosies? 616 00:30:46,032 --> 00:30:47,707 Uh, yeah, Marlboro Lights... buck apiece. 617 00:30:50,622 --> 00:30:52,539 - What can I get you, champ? - Lemon-lime Shot, 618 00:30:52,540 --> 00:30:54,026 Chocolate Chip Cookie Bar, and a Molson's. 619 00:30:54,130 --> 00:30:55,218 Molson's? 620 00:30:55,371 --> 00:30:57,711 We sell American beer here to children of age. 621 00:30:57,807 --> 00:30:59,431 Come back for a Bud Light when you're 16. 622 00:30:59,432 --> 00:31:00,895 Two frozen Snickers, 623 00:31:00,896 --> 00:31:03,880 a bag of Beer Nuts, and a couple of joints. 624 00:31:04,310 --> 00:31:05,538 You 14? Got ID? 625 00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:08,432 What's your birthday? 626 00:31:08,963 --> 00:31:11,063 June 3, 1997. 627 00:31:11,433 --> 00:31:12,030 Okay. 628 00:31:14,381 --> 00:31:15,562 There you go. 629 00:31:15,601 --> 00:31:17,244 Hey. 630 00:31:17,263 --> 00:31:18,761 You taking Little League book like you did last year? 631 00:31:18,819 --> 00:31:20,647 Absolutely, what do you want? Marlins. 632 00:31:20,679 --> 00:31:22,491 U10 or U12? 633 00:31:22,514 --> 00:31:23,828 U10 for $15. 634 00:31:23,856 --> 00:31:25,097 You're not worried about that Ratkovich? 635 00:31:25,148 --> 00:31:26,680 Kid threw 72 pitches yesterday. 636 00:31:27,027 --> 00:31:28,375 Nah. He's Dominican. 637 00:31:28,409 --> 00:31:29,990 Hey, Lip, anything on this radar? 638 00:31:30,031 --> 00:31:33,193 Ah... nope. Closest unit 639 00:31:33,227 --> 00:31:35,838 is a foot patrol over by the play structure. 640 00:31:35,865 --> 00:31:37,865 Sorry I'm late. I slept through my alarm. 641 00:31:37,899 --> 00:31:40,665 Yeah, I came by last night, waited around for a while. 642 00:31:40,707 --> 00:31:42,370 Well, I didn't get in till 4:00 a.m. 643 00:31:42,918 --> 00:31:44,636 New guy? Jody. 644 00:31:45,702 --> 00:31:46,314 He's nice. 645 00:31:47,471 --> 00:31:49,448 I don't know. We got to talking about music yesterday, 646 00:31:49,449 --> 00:31:51,719 and he showed me a bunch of bands I've never heard of. 647 00:31:51,917 --> 00:31:53,473 My favorite was called Guns N' Roses. 648 00:31:53,522 --> 00:31:55,016 Guns N' Roses? 649 00:31:55,049 --> 00:31:56,632 How old is Jody? 650 00:31:56,698 --> 00:31:58,433 Uh, 37, I think. 651 00:31:58,469 --> 00:32:01,066 You know, he laid out a blanket in the park, 652 00:32:01,100 --> 00:32:02,643 and we listened to his iPod, 653 00:32:02,678 --> 00:32:04,609 and fell asleep in each others' arms. 654 00:32:04,645 --> 00:32:06,816 Wow. Sex any good? 655 00:32:06,871 --> 00:32:08,274 No sex. It's a part 656 00:32:08,319 --> 00:32:10,025 of this whole Sex Addicts Anonymous thing. 657 00:32:10,069 --> 00:32:11,993 Right, but you're a teenager. I mean, all teenagers 658 00:32:12,033 --> 00:32:13,623 are sex addicts. 659 00:32:13,652 --> 00:32:16,080 Yeah, but I've been having sex since I was 11. 660 00:32:16,114 --> 00:32:18,551 I don't know. Jody and I don't want the physical 661 00:32:18,587 --> 00:32:20,071 to complicate things for us. 662 00:32:20,105 --> 00:32:24,169 Yeah, but we can still get, uh, complicated, right? 663 00:32:24,220 --> 00:32:27,304 Sure, I guess. 664 00:32:28,946 --> 00:32:30,334 Oh, shit. 665 00:32:30,386 --> 00:32:33,252 Uh, foot patrol, nine o'clock. 666 00:32:33,286 --> 00:32:34,592 200 yards and closing. 667 00:32:34,626 --> 00:32:36,557 Never heard of Guns N' Roses? 668 00:32:36,590 --> 00:32:38,170 "Welcome to the Jungle"? 669 00:32:42,462 --> 00:32:43,979 Hey, kid? 670 00:32:44,018 --> 00:32:46,017 Not a fucking chance, Frank. 671 00:32:46,070 --> 00:32:48,848 Still owe you a beating from last year. 672 00:32:50,076 --> 00:32:51,684 Hey, you get... Oh. 673 00:32:54,893 --> 00:32:55,903 Ladies, hey? 674 00:32:56,612 --> 00:32:58,424 Hey, anybody interested in a little primo bud? 675 00:32:58,785 --> 00:33:00,323 Maybe a little snow for this hot 676 00:33:00,324 --> 00:33:01,412 summer scorcher? 677 00:33:03,681 --> 00:33:04,319 Shit. 678 00:33:05,155 --> 00:33:05,784 Hey! Hey! 679 00:33:10,588 --> 00:33:12,773 Hey, guys, what you looking for? 680 00:33:12,922 --> 00:33:14,266 Grass? 681 00:33:14,305 --> 00:33:16,117 Got to have money to spend money. 682 00:33:16,151 --> 00:33:18,533 Hey, get off our corner! 683 00:33:18,669 --> 00:33:20,972 What the fuck? 684 00:33:26,556 --> 00:33:28,145 Fiona? 685 00:33:28,179 --> 00:33:30,889 Fiona?! 686 00:33:32,118 --> 00:33:33,396 Oh. 687 00:33:33,448 --> 00:33:36,229 Parent pickup time. Mm. 688 00:33:36,298 --> 00:33:37,711 Thanks, Debs. 689 00:33:37,749 --> 00:33:39,241 You have any trouble today? 690 00:33:39,298 --> 00:33:41,651 Little Charlie had a major diaper malfunction. 691 00:33:41,685 --> 00:33:43,037 Ellie ate a bunch of carpet. 692 00:33:43,087 --> 00:33:44,553 Normal, normal. 693 00:33:44,587 --> 00:33:46,913 Oh, and, uh, Frank took Liam. 694 00:33:46,967 --> 00:33:48,811 What? 695 00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:51,313 Said he was taking him to the zoo. 696 00:34:12,727 --> 00:34:13,343 Hugo. 697 00:34:13,660 --> 00:34:15,869 - How's it going? - Go away, Frank. 698 00:34:15,974 --> 00:34:17,427 Is Mr. Todd here today? 699 00:34:17,428 --> 00:34:19,819 - I said, out! - I'm in trouble. 700 00:34:19,993 --> 00:34:22,411 - You're always in trouble. - Come on, Hugo. 701 00:34:22,611 --> 00:34:24,753 You know me. I wouldn't be here unless I was desperate. 702 00:34:25,751 --> 00:34:26,462 It's my kid. 703 00:34:26,919 --> 00:34:27,688 I need money. 704 00:34:28,999 --> 00:34:29,628 Which kid? 705 00:34:30,716 --> 00:34:31,320 Liam. 706 00:34:32,748 --> 00:34:33,437 The mulatto? 707 00:34:34,437 --> 00:34:35,002 Yes. 708 00:34:35,217 --> 00:34:36,417 No bullshit this time? 709 00:34:36,418 --> 00:34:37,087 No bullshit. 710 00:35:23,073 --> 00:35:25,390 Hey, Frank? 711 00:35:25,422 --> 00:35:27,572 Hold on. You got more takers. 712 00:35:34,647 --> 00:35:37,043 Wait. 713 00:35:42,147 --> 00:35:44,133 Liam and Frank aren't at Sheila's. 714 00:35:45,910 --> 00:35:48,114 Knock, knock. Hey, Debs. 715 00:35:48,359 --> 00:35:49,247 Hi, Jasmine. 716 00:35:49,629 --> 00:35:50,780 Want me to start calling around? 717 00:35:51,403 --> 00:35:53,492 No, I'll swing by The Alibi before work, 718 00:35:53,493 --> 00:35:54,378 see what he's up to. 719 00:35:54,548 --> 00:35:56,997 - What who's up to? - Frank took Liam. 720 00:35:57,059 --> 00:35:58,680 Probably has him out panhandling again. 721 00:35:58,873 --> 00:36:01,079 David has a friend coming into town from New York. 722 00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:03,270 I thought maybe I could hook you two up. 723 00:36:03,506 --> 00:36:04,111 Who's David? 724 00:36:04,283 --> 00:36:05,765 Uh, bye, Debbie. 725 00:36:10,263 --> 00:36:10,932 A friend? 726 00:36:11,321 --> 00:36:12,121 Yeah. 727 00:36:12,253 --> 00:36:12,908 I met him. 728 00:36:13,065 --> 00:36:14,711 Forties, handsome. 729 00:36:14,989 --> 00:36:15,992 He's your type, too. 730 00:36:16,701 --> 00:36:18,027 Oh, yeah. What's my type? 731 00:36:18,354 --> 00:36:20,040 Cute and easily manipulated. 732 00:36:20,710 --> 00:36:21,653 You take money from David? 733 00:36:23,155 --> 00:36:25,552 You mean, am I turning tricks? No. 734 00:36:25,782 --> 00:36:28,373 He takes me out, he buys me nice things sometimes. 735 00:36:28,997 --> 00:36:30,163 That's what rich people like to do. 736 00:36:30,207 --> 00:36:31,901 They like to spend their money. 737 00:36:32,344 --> 00:36:35,668 Rich guys like a pretty girl on their arm, so, 738 00:36:35,787 --> 00:36:37,403 why not let them spoil us? 739 00:36:54,315 --> 00:36:55,114 Done at 5:00. 740 00:36:55,196 --> 00:36:55,865 Cool if I split? 741 00:36:58,682 --> 00:37:00,007 Kash, I'm off. Can I go? 742 00:37:06,079 --> 00:37:07,079 You okay? 743 00:37:09,890 --> 00:37:10,950 I can't do this anymore. 744 00:37:11,500 --> 00:37:12,497 Live this lie. 745 00:37:14,486 --> 00:37:15,159 Linda, 746 00:37:15,708 --> 00:37:16,702 our marriage. 747 00:37:17,331 --> 00:37:19,458 This life of a lie. 748 00:37:23,201 --> 00:37:24,037 What am I going to do? 749 00:37:35,540 --> 00:37:36,662 Frank wasn't at The Alibi? 750 00:37:37,057 --> 00:37:39,040 No, and Sheila hasn't seen him. 751 00:37:39,662 --> 00:37:41,020 He won't keep Liam long. 752 00:37:41,328 --> 00:37:43,290 A toddler will interfere with getting hammered 753 00:37:43,291 --> 00:37:44,928 and passing out in the park before 11:00. 754 00:37:45,463 --> 00:37:48,169 How was last night with Jasmine and Grandpa? 755 00:37:48,221 --> 00:37:50,432 I guess they've been together for years. 756 00:37:50,466 --> 00:37:52,516 He's married, she's married. 757 00:37:52,572 --> 00:37:54,526 Seems like it works out for everybody. 758 00:37:54,569 --> 00:37:57,848 Yeah? You think it works out for his wife and her husband? 759 00:37:57,896 --> 00:37:59,785 Hey, like clockwork. 760 00:37:59,819 --> 00:38:01,937 How serious are you about this one? 761 00:38:01,971 --> 00:38:02,907 - Not very. - Good. 762 00:38:02,908 --> 00:38:03,901 'Cause he's a rebound. 763 00:38:03,902 --> 00:38:04,902 He even looks like Steve. 764 00:38:05,286 --> 00:38:06,162 No, he doesn't... 765 00:38:08,545 --> 00:38:09,081 Mmm. 766 00:38:09,279 --> 00:38:10,782 I got my running shoes in the car, 767 00:38:10,819 --> 00:38:11,979 and I want a rematch. 768 00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:13,627 Rematch? 769 00:38:13,905 --> 00:38:15,620 Yeah, we raced on the beach last night. 770 00:38:15,621 --> 00:38:16,650 She smoked my ass. 771 00:38:16,829 --> 00:38:17,829 Hey, wasn't that bad. 772 00:38:17,830 --> 00:38:18,807 She annihilated me. 773 00:38:18,808 --> 00:38:19,575 It wasn't a fair fight, though. 774 00:38:19,610 --> 00:38:21,562 - She was a track star. - You ran track? 775 00:38:21,563 --> 00:38:24,372 Distance runner. 1600. Broke some kind of state record. 776 00:38:24,834 --> 00:38:26,546 No shit. What record did you break? 777 00:38:26,568 --> 00:38:27,522 I didn't break it. 778 00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:29,463 I mean, coach thought I might be able to. 779 00:38:29,464 --> 00:38:30,116 What was the record? 780 00:38:30,117 --> 00:38:32,517 - The time that you were gonna break? - It wasn't a big deal. 781 00:38:32,518 --> 00:38:33,525 Come on, what was the time? 782 00:38:35,252 --> 00:38:37,805 Coach thought I might be able to break five minutes, 25. 783 00:38:37,806 --> 00:38:39,814 Who knows? Long time ago. 784 00:38:39,860 --> 00:38:42,773 I bet that you could break it now. You know what? 785 00:38:42,807 --> 00:38:45,493 We'll find a track, and we'll get a stopwatch. 786 00:38:46,630 --> 00:38:47,981 Sure. Yeah? 787 00:38:48,015 --> 00:38:49,574 I've got a table. 788 00:38:53,041 --> 00:38:54,330 Yo. 789 00:38:54,364 --> 00:38:57,047 Hey. 790 00:38:57,082 --> 00:38:57,910 Got the truck running? 791 00:38:58,319 --> 00:38:59,747 Yup. We are 792 00:38:59,748 --> 00:39:01,397 back in the ice cream business. 793 00:39:02,222 --> 00:39:02,878 How was work? 794 00:39:03,155 --> 00:39:03,779 Weird. 795 00:39:04,739 --> 00:39:05,351 Don't ask. 796 00:39:06,786 --> 00:39:07,884 Hey, don't jerk off in there! 797 00:39:18,695 --> 00:39:19,566 What the hell is this? 798 00:39:19,567 --> 00:39:20,225 Fuck, Lip. 799 00:39:20,657 --> 00:39:21,543 It's an admissions packet. 800 00:39:22,130 --> 00:39:22,962 Oh, West Point? 801 00:39:23,013 --> 00:39:23,874 Going through my stuff now? 802 00:39:23,864 --> 00:39:25,622 Ian, you just graduated the tenth grade. 803 00:39:25,815 --> 00:39:27,398 Wanted to see what it would to take to get in. 804 00:39:28,208 --> 00:39:30,396 What, to West Point? You're kidding me. 805 00:39:30,397 --> 00:39:31,757 You're actually serious about this shit? 806 00:39:31,758 --> 00:39:33,211 Well, I was in ROTC for two years, 807 00:39:33,212 --> 00:39:34,266 so, what did you think, Lip? 808 00:39:34,442 --> 00:39:35,094 I don't know. I thought 809 00:39:35,095 --> 00:39:38,103 it was some kind of stupid, fucked-up adolescent phase. 810 00:39:38,104 --> 00:39:39,988 I mean, you really want to get your ass shot off 811 00:39:39,989 --> 00:39:41,819 in some 'stan somewhere? 812 00:39:42,658 --> 00:39:43,090 "'Stan"? 813 00:39:43,491 --> 00:39:45,929 Yeah, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iraqistan. 814 00:39:45,963 --> 00:39:46,863 I guess I'm a patriot. 815 00:39:48,109 --> 00:39:48,870 Fuck. 816 00:39:54,887 --> 00:39:56,394 Don't worry. It was really discouraging. 817 00:39:58,545 --> 00:40:01,909 I'd need, like, a 4.2 GPA, a massive SAT score, 818 00:40:01,910 --> 00:40:04,181 and a recommendation from the President or some shit. 819 00:40:05,641 --> 00:40:08,178 Only thing I know I can pass for sure is the fitness test. 820 00:40:08,445 --> 00:40:10,492 Oh, so, what, the Army requires straight A's now 821 00:40:10,493 --> 00:40:12,070 to get your leg blown off in Kabul? 822 00:40:17,139 --> 00:40:18,209 You really want this shit? 823 00:40:22,944 --> 00:40:23,492 Yes. 824 00:40:27,483 --> 00:40:29,110 All right, then, fuck it. Let's make this shit happen. 825 00:40:29,111 --> 00:40:30,737 Yeah? 826 00:40:30,946 --> 00:40:32,427 Hell, yeah. President's a local boy, 827 00:40:32,428 --> 00:40:33,278 I can tutor you. 828 00:40:34,406 --> 00:40:35,389 You're a shoo-in. 829 00:40:35,940 --> 00:40:38,815 I still think it's fucking stupid. Fuck are you... 830 00:40:38,816 --> 00:40:41,287 Uh, get off... Get out of here. You better run. 831 00:40:58,682 --> 00:40:59,839 What the fuck? 832 00:41:07,264 --> 00:41:09,594 I know. Baby, I know. I got carried away. 833 00:41:10,429 --> 00:41:11,610 But now what? What do you want to do? 834 00:41:11,611 --> 00:41:13,209 You can't sell it. We got to get rid of it. 835 00:41:14,033 --> 00:41:15,405 This isn't, got pulled over 836 00:41:15,406 --> 00:41:16,865 with a half joint in an ashtray pot. 837 00:41:16,866 --> 00:41:20,241 This is Mexican cartel, 60 years in the federal slammer pot. 838 00:41:20,242 --> 00:41:21,857 Wait, wait. What are you talking about? Destroy it? 839 00:41:21,873 --> 00:41:24,673 Kevin, there's a couple of tons of weed down here, and I'm black. 840 00:41:24,845 --> 00:41:25,847 Well, what about othe electric bill? 841 00:41:26,424 --> 00:41:27,402 We'll figure something out, 842 00:41:27,403 --> 00:41:29,028 dip into our savings, but this? 843 00:41:29,029 --> 00:41:30,871 This shit's got to be mulch by tomorrow. 844 00:41:31,357 --> 00:41:33,227 To-fucking-morrow. 845 00:41:37,664 --> 00:41:38,145 Frank? 846 00:41:38,284 --> 00:41:40,255 Frank, where have you been? 847 00:41:40,302 --> 00:41:41,676 I've been worried sick. 848 00:41:41,701 --> 00:41:43,165 You didn't come home for dinner. 849 00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:44,695 I have done everything I can think of, 850 00:41:44,745 --> 00:41:46,630 and I still didn't make enough money today. 851 00:41:46,664 --> 00:41:48,885 Oh. 852 00:41:49,983 --> 00:41:52,257 Well, I, I have $80 in my purse. 853 00:41:52,299 --> 00:41:54,289 No, that's, 854 00:41:54,945 --> 00:41:56,779 that's not... well, sure. 855 00:42:01,636 --> 00:42:04,053 I think I might have really screwed up this time. 856 00:42:09,659 --> 00:42:11,285 It's been crazy exciting to see these cubs 857 00:42:11,311 --> 00:42:12,904 following their mom like this. 858 00:42:12,940 --> 00:42:15,730 The Marsh Pride nursery has been 859 00:42:15,785 --> 00:42:17,819 so cool to watch this week. 860 00:42:17,853 --> 00:42:19,318 These cubs are five weeks old now 861 00:42:19,352 --> 00:42:21,149 and ready to rock off to a new den. 862 00:42:26,219 --> 00:42:26,792 Debbie? 863 00:42:26,914 --> 00:42:27,566 No Liam. 864 00:42:28,767 --> 00:42:29,781 Frank didn't bring him back? 865 00:42:37,102 --> 00:42:38,226 Where the hell is he? 866 00:42:42,143 --> 00:42:42,820 Frank! 867 00:42:42,821 --> 00:42:43,702 Frank! 868 00:42:45,715 --> 00:42:46,582 Where's Liam? 869 00:42:54,651 --> 00:42:56,942 Hey. 870 00:42:56,976 --> 00:43:00,888 Where is Liam? 871 00:43:01,086 --> 00:43:03,250 He's at his first sleepover. 872 00:43:03,419 --> 00:43:04,301 He's two! 873 00:43:04,615 --> 00:43:06,105 They sleep a lot at that age. 874 00:43:11,050 --> 00:43:12,038 Which way? 875 00:43:25,250 --> 00:43:25,930 This one? 876 00:43:34,212 --> 00:43:35,183 Who the fuck are you? 877 00:43:37,054 --> 00:43:37,945 We want Liam back. 878 00:43:38,170 --> 00:43:38,892 Liam stays. 879 00:43:39,386 --> 00:43:40,686 He's collateral. 880 00:43:41,890 --> 00:43:43,220 Then you better start shooting. 881 00:43:48,735 --> 00:43:50,744 - Hey, good to see you. - Man, shut the fuck up. 882 00:43:56,140 --> 00:43:57,055 How much is that? 883 00:43:57,387 --> 00:43:58,706 I don't know, but we're good for it. 884 00:43:59,100 --> 00:44:00,316 Gallaghers pay their debts. 885 00:44:00,665 --> 00:44:01,866 Now, where the hell is our brother? 886 00:44:08,991 --> 00:44:10,310 Okay, home sweet home. 887 00:44:11,559 --> 00:44:13,229 - Good night, buddy, love you. - Love you, bud. 888 00:44:15,593 --> 00:44:17,252 I'm sorry, Fiona. 889 00:44:21,158 --> 00:44:22,167 It's not your fault. 890 00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:24,446 Get some sleep, okay? 891 00:44:36,739 --> 00:44:38,071 I didn't mean for that to... 892 00:44:38,473 --> 00:44:40,235 It was a joke, you know? 893 00:44:40,811 --> 00:44:43,128 I was in the bar, I made this stupid... 894 00:44:53,477 --> 00:44:55,468 I tried to make enough that I... 895 00:45:35,623 --> 00:45:36,969 - Ian. - Oh, yeah. 896 00:45:40,841 --> 00:45:43,611 Yo, Freddie, what you got today, aluminum or plastic? 897 00:45:44,017 --> 00:45:46,315 Ian, tell Kash to get his ass up here. I need him. 898 00:45:46,946 --> 00:45:47,794 Now, Ian. 899 00:45:51,530 --> 00:45:52,245 Don't worry about it. 900 00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:00,874 Hey, Kash, Linda's looking for you. 901 00:46:03,554 --> 00:46:04,455 Kash. 902 00:46:09,405 --> 00:46:11,000 Can you do me a favor, Ian? 903 00:46:12,124 --> 00:46:13,373 Can you give me a bit of a head start? 904 00:46:14,743 --> 00:46:15,428 You're leaving? 905 00:46:15,631 --> 00:46:16,870 Linda's got preeclampsia. 906 00:46:17,992 --> 00:46:20,456 The OB wants her in bed for the rest of her pregnancy. 907 00:46:21,100 --> 00:46:21,982 I can't do it. 908 00:46:23,196 --> 00:46:27,188 An hour, two, please. 909 00:46:29,084 --> 00:46:30,336 What do I tell your kids? 910 00:46:44,388 --> 00:46:45,369 Been to bed yet? 911 00:46:47,278 --> 00:46:48,943 You're not going to believe the night I had. 912 00:46:50,005 --> 00:46:50,643 Kids up yet? 913 00:46:52,342 --> 00:46:54,151 Think I may need some field hands. 914 00:46:56,327 --> 00:46:58,715 We handed over all the cash that we'd made so far this summer 915 00:46:58,754 --> 00:47:00,640 and we still owe him, like, six grand. 916 00:47:00,669 --> 00:47:02,838 That's the money that we count on to get us through the winter. 917 00:47:02,872 --> 00:47:04,596 Well, what was it, some kind of bet? 918 00:47:04,644 --> 00:47:06,808 Oh, ten grand, you believe that? 919 00:47:06,841 --> 00:47:08,729 Now we'll be lucky if we can bank enough to get us to Christmas. 920 00:47:08,764 --> 00:47:10,686 Yeah, hey, V, can we at least save some for 921 00:47:10,720 --> 00:47:12,768 the ice cream truck, you know, keep it stocked all summer? 922 00:47:12,819 --> 00:47:14,854 How much is that? One bag should do it. 923 00:47:14,888 --> 00:47:16,605 All right, but less than an ounce 924 00:47:16,653 --> 00:47:17,853 on the truck at one time. 925 00:47:17,887 --> 00:47:19,586 Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. 926 00:47:20,356 --> 00:47:21,444 Sure, take a bag. 927 00:47:21,555 --> 00:47:23,832 It's the least we can do to thank you for your hard work. 928 00:47:23,857 --> 00:47:26,612 No, no, not you, Johnny Appleseed. 929 00:47:38,126 --> 00:47:39,966 Carl, stop pushing. 930 00:47:41,298 --> 00:47:42,324 And don't bite. 931 00:47:42,542 --> 00:47:43,525 Hold it... 932 00:47:44,306 --> 00:47:45,097 Babe, you got it? 933 00:47:45,472 --> 00:47:46,198 All right. 934 00:47:48,683 --> 00:47:51,100 All right, that it? 935 00:47:52,122 --> 00:47:53,249 So they don't fall. 936 00:47:53,305 --> 00:47:55,425 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 937 00:47:55,599 --> 00:47:56,851 Peace. Thank you. 938 00:47:56,852 --> 00:47:57,799 Bye, Veronica. 939 00:47:57,800 --> 00:47:59,609 Bye, baby, I'll see you later, okay? 940 00:48:00,726 --> 00:48:01,699 All right, so now what? 941 00:48:01,917 --> 00:48:02,932 To the dump, I guess. 942 00:48:03,361 --> 00:48:06,471 - Seems like such a waste. - You got any better ideas? 943 00:48:18,188 --> 00:48:19,053 You looking for Karen? 944 00:48:19,525 --> 00:48:20,082 Yeah, I am. 945 00:48:21,364 --> 00:48:22,283 She went to the store. 946 00:48:23,829 --> 00:48:24,451 You Lip? 947 00:48:26,607 --> 00:48:27,407 Jody. 948 00:48:32,188 --> 00:48:32,731 Nice shirt. 949 00:48:49,381 --> 00:48:50,097 Should about do it. 950 00:48:56,099 --> 00:48:56,765 Shit. 951 00:49:02,602 --> 00:49:05,550 Well, good afternoon, sleepyhead. 952 00:49:06,229 --> 00:49:07,072 Where's breakfast? 953 00:49:07,337 --> 00:49:09,462 Oh, it's way too late for breakfast. 954 00:49:10,039 --> 00:49:11,518 You even missed lunch. 955 00:49:12,115 --> 00:49:14,341 I'm not a short-order cook, sweetie. 956 00:49:18,094 --> 00:49:19,462 So... I'm off for my walk. 957 00:49:20,213 --> 00:49:22,308 108 steps today is the goal. 958 00:49:22,794 --> 00:49:24,607 I might even make it to the mailbox. 959 00:49:27,469 --> 00:49:29,774 There's Lucky Charms in the pantry 960 00:49:29,775 --> 00:49:31,195 and milk in the fridge. 961 00:49:32,634 --> 00:49:34,105 Okay, bye. 962 00:49:46,596 --> 00:49:47,800 Great looking tomatoes. 963 00:49:48,462 --> 00:49:51,504 - Heirlooms? - Yes, they are, Cherokee purples. 964 00:49:51,505 --> 00:49:52,341 Hope I can talk you 965 00:49:52,342 --> 00:49:54,243 out of a couple when they're ripe. Of course. 966 00:49:54,406 --> 00:49:55,408 It's all in the compost. 967 00:49:55,833 --> 00:49:56,896 I can give you some worms 968 00:49:56,897 --> 00:49:57,816 to get you started. 969 00:49:58,161 --> 00:49:59,021 Really? That'd be great. 970 00:49:59,022 --> 00:50:00,115 I was thinking I should start a garden. 971 00:50:00,116 --> 00:50:01,208 You should. 972 00:50:01,250 --> 00:50:02,385 I'll go change, grab a shovel. 973 00:50:04,513 --> 00:50:05,385 Hey, Tony. 974 00:50:22,864 --> 00:50:24,539 Five minutes, 23 seconds? 975 00:50:25,923 --> 00:50:27,488 Be happy with anything under six. 976 00:50:32,598 --> 00:50:33,254 On your mark, 977 00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:35,441 get set. 978 00:50:36,856 --> 00:50:37,413 Go! 979 00:52:29,149 --> 00:52:32,083 www.SUBTITULOS.es ==DIFUNDE LA PALABRA== 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 66770

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