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Jesus, I'm raising five kids,
and I didn't miss last week.
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What's your excuse?
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- Ugh, Carl!
- Looking for Frank.
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Two assholes busted into our house
looking for you and some car.
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I don't care how you get the money.
I want 6 grand by Saturday...
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...or this ear will be hanging
around my neck.
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The shoplifting is out of hand.
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Did Mickey pay for that?
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That's it. Follow me.
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You know where I live
if you have a problem.
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I have not been out of the house in years.
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Oh, God. I can't. Stop it, make it stop.
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This is no way to treat a veteran.
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- If you didn't run, we'd have flushed first.
- We want our 6 grand.
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- Ugh.
- Anything?
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Flier for guitar lessons and a comb.
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What do I owe you
for the reach-around?
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- Twenty-four hours, Frank.
- Ah.
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Today is "Put Your Head
in the Toilet Day."
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Know what that makes tomorrow,
Frank?
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"Put Your Head
in the Trash Compactor Day."
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Got semolina, seven-grain
and whole wheat.
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You work at a bakery
and all you stole was bread?
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- Where are the crullers and turnovers?
- We want sugar.
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Yeah? Too bad. Free toast for a week.
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- Who wants a sandwich?
- Mine with the crusts off.
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How was your wake-and-bake?
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Two a.m. Start.
I don't know how Lucia does it.
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- Hey, I got a surprise for you.
- Gotta do something about that toilet.
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- What's wrong with it?
- Nothing if you don't mind squatting...
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...like a coolie
so your ass doesn't touch the water.
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- Did you try and fix it?
- Hell, no. I just got my nails done.
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- I got us a room at the Delacroix tonight.
- Ha, ha.
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Good for you. Who you gonna take?
Sounds nice.
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Where are the knives? Carl!
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- Gotta love these half-days.
- Good thing public education is broke.
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Yeah, waste of time.
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Only thing those people are equipped to
teach is how to live with disappointment.
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- Hey, wanna catch a movie later?
- Uh...
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Brandy can sneak us in.
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Can't. Gotta be at work by 3.
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- Nice jacket Kash bought you.
- Thanks.
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Yeah. Tell Kash I'll take it in the ass
if it gets me free stuff.
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- Hey.
- Ha, ha.
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- Hey, yeah, I'm talking to you.
- Yeah?
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- You got a phone?
- What, your truck break down?
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No, genius, I like standing in a shitty
neighborhood with my dick in my hands.
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I'm already two hours late on this load.
I try to take one shortcut, this is what I get.
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My goddamn kid drained my phone
playing "Doodle Jump."
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My goddamn wife took my charger.
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I'll give you 5 bucks
if you let me use your phone.
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- Just one call.
- Oh, we don't have a phone.
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Our dad says not till we're 18.
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Um, but you know what?
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There's a bar, I think,
about 10 blocks that way.
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What's it called? Uh, O'Flaherty's.
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Tell them your family's
from County Cork.
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- Ten blocks?
- Maybe five. Straight shot.
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This is yours if you keep an eye
on the truck.
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- Five bucks?
- Oh, cool. Thanks, mister.
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Hey, hey.
Make sure no one gets near it.
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Will do.
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Yo, Kev.
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Forty-third and Halsted.
Bring a crowbar.
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- So tonight. What do you think?
- Like I'm going to a hotel tonight.
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A great thing about hotels
is that the toilets actually work.
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- You buy watches?
- Buy, trade.
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I need cash.
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Twenty years with the ITC.
Sure you wanna part with this, Eddie?
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That's 24-karat gold. Best there is.
Test it, you'll see.
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Damn Palestinians, huh?
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It's like they come out of the womb
wearing a suicide vest, am I right, ha, ha?
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You ask me, we should just give you
guys the green light, take them all out.
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I believe in a two-state solution.
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Don't know why you yids
get such a bad rap...
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...for being greedy,
controlling the media...
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...making everyone get their dicks cut.
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Killing our Lord and Savior?
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Everyone knows that was Pontius Pilate,
not you.
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- Thirty-five dollars.
- Two hundred fifty.
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- Thirty-five dollars.
- The hell? Ugh.
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You're supposed to negotiate.
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The phrase "Jew me down" only works
if you take the fair price I start with...
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...and you slowly Jew me down
to an unacceptable number.
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You can't bottom-line some rip-off rate
from the get-go.
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- Give me a number.
- Thirty-five.
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And my ancestors and I take full credit
for crucifying that Christ putz.
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So you want the $35 or not?
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Mel Gibson was right!
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Don't touch my cup, Frank.
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I just came over to say hello, Benny.
Jesus.
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Neat trick,
you knowing it was me, though.
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Who else smells like Old Style
and ball sweat?
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- Ha, ha.
- I'll, uh...
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- I'll help you cross the street.
- I don't wanna cross no street.
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Jesus. I need it more than you.
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Wow!
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- Ha, ha.
- Fuck.
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What is this?
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Come on.
I got them, I got them, I got them.
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All right, I got you.
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You go ahead.
I'm gonna go back and fight for more.
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Are you sure that's such a good idea?
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Out of my way.
I buried two husbands.
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Take it easy, Grandma.
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How the hell we gonna fit all of that
in there?
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We could hang it in the garage,
hack off what we need.
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- Rats would get it.
- Rats won't be a problem.
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Move, move, move.
Dude, move, move, move.
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- Here we go. Ugh. Phew!
- Does Ron still have that chain saw?
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He owes me.
I told his wife he was on his way...
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...when he was getting a hummer
from some dude. Lip.
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- Yeah?
- Lip, let's go.
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Straight shot. There's no O'Flaherty's.
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There's no stinking way
they're getting that 5 bucks now.
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Hey, look what fell off
the back of a truck.
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Mickey? Again?
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Don't think he detached my retina
this time.
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- Linda's gonna shit a brick.
- Let me see.
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I can run out and replace
whatever he took before she gets here.
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No, you can't. It's gonna take three days
for the background check.
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- He took the gun? How?
- I pulled it on him.
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Even released the safety.
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But what was I supposed to do?
Shoot him over a Cup-a-Soup?
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Wish he'd burnt the store down.
Never wanted it to begin with.
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Wanted to be a landscaper.
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- Where's the charcoal?
- Above the veggies.
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Barbecue sauce?
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Got more newspapers.
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- This expired when Bush was president.
- It's supposed to age. It's fine.
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- Wait, who's got the chain saw?
- Lip.
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Another cool thing about hotels is that
you don't have to saw your own meat.
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- Any more Ziplocs?
- You look exhausted.
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- You could use the getaway.
- Fuck you.
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- What?
- Upstairs bathroom.
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What is it?
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What used to be in the toilet
is now in the tub.
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- Check-in time is 4:00.
- Oh, great idea. I'm in.
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Let's pencil that in for, say, 2023.
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Watch Liam for me. Come on.
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Brother, you gotta stop
embarrassing yourself.
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Fiona's a 'hood girl,
not a debutante from Glencoe.
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It's painful, man,
you always asking her on lunches...
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...taking a getaway.
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What's next,
coed bikini waxes and a spa day?
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When she says, "Fuck you,"
it means "I like you."
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- It's 'hood speak. Learn the language.
- Okay, any suggestions?
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All day, all she does is make decisions.
Five kids, fucking Frank.
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Stop asking her what she needs.
Fucking tell her.
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- Change your mind about that movie?
- Where's Mickey?
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Downstate,
picking up our dad from prison.
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Why?
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What the hell, Ian?
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What are you doing?
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Mickey will kill you.
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00:10:02,162 --> 00:10:04,288
What do you want?
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Ian!
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He hit Kash, okay?
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Just go. I'll put everything back.
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Tell him it ends now.
No more messing with Kash.
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And tell him I want the gun back.
Tonight.
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Give me the money.
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I've got a gun.
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- Frank?
- What? No. I'll use it.
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For what? To jack off? Go home.
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You left Liam where?
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He's not dry cleaning.
You can't just drop him off.
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Aah! Look after Liam? I'd love to.
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I can keep him in my room
until Karen goes to college.
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- No, just for one night.
- Oh.
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Okay. Well, we'll have
the best slumber party ever.
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Come on, sweet boy.
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Oh, hold on one second.
Just hold on one second.
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- Sheila?
- Hold on, baby. Yeah, okay.
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Okay. Who's a sweet boy? Come here.
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Oh, what a sweet baby.
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Look at you.
We're gonna have so much fun.
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How about if we start with a bath?
Okay? You like bubbles, don't you?
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- Not a chance.
- What's the problem? You go out.
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Yeah, for a few hours. Not overnight.
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They can't get by without you
for one night?
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- You seem to have trouble with it.
- Come on. Let's ask them.
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Let's go, let's go.
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You think you guys can survive
one night without Fiona?
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No.
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Heh. Kidding.
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- Sure.
- Yeah, have a great time.
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- Debs, go pick up Liam from Sheila's.
- No, wait. Debs, hold on.
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- So you're chained to this house?
- I'm not a Labrador. I like it here.
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You'll be 40 by the time
Liam gets out of the house.
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- Thirty-seven.
- It really doesn't have to be like this.
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00:12:06,620 --> 00:12:08,913
Which part?
The part where my mom splits?
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Or the part where my dad's
a raging alcoholic narcissist?
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The part where you feel like the world
will stop spinning if you take a night off.
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When a plane goes down, they tell you to
put your mask on before helping anyone.
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Put your mask on, Fiona.
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00:12:24,638 --> 00:12:28,099
Yeah?
Well, I've never been on a plane.
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Oh, thank God.
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- Frank here?
- Only when there's a check coming.
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- Who are you?
- I'm his friend Kermit.
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Frank doesn't have friends,
only people he hasn't pissed off yet.
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Can you tell him, "I'm sorry, I tried"?
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Frank's mail.
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He's been having it sent to my place...
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...but my girlfriend moved in,
and she's been making a lot of changes.
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She threw out my collection
of 19th-century erotica.
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That was hard.
She threw out my old Atari cartridges.
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That was harder.
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But let's be honest.
She's my last chance at happiness...
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...and that's more important than
video games and masturbation, right?
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I'll get the other bags from the car.
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- What's all this?
- Frank's bills.
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Six hundred and eighty dollars...
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...at Murphy's Liquor.
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Twelve hundred at the Windy Titty?
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A grand to Big Lenny?
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Drug dealers take credit cards?
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He bought a 65-inch flat-screen?
Where the hell is that?
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Wait, let me see those.
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- Unbelievable.
- What?
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He used our names to get the cards.
222
00:14:08,158 --> 00:14:11,452
Cool, I just got a subscription
to Penthouse.
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Another JB.
224
00:14:17,125 --> 00:14:20,253
How about another steak to soak that up
before you go to surgery?
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00:14:20,420 --> 00:14:22,505
Know anyone who wants to buy
part of a liver?
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00:14:22,673 --> 00:14:24,674
Something tells me
yours has too many miles on it.
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Aha!
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Your phone, garรงon.
Here's a man with cash to give.
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00:14:30,138 --> 00:14:33,057
- A.B. Fischer.
- The HoboBrawl guy?
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00:14:33,225 --> 00:14:36,644
- I could pass.
- As homeless? You? No.
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Bills. From our creditors.
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You've been buying stuff
using our names?
233
00:14:42,442 --> 00:14:43,734
Never used your name.
234
00:14:43,902 --> 00:14:46,028
Do you know how much debt
your kids are in?
235
00:14:46,196 --> 00:14:47,238
Seventy-five hundred.
236
00:14:47,406 --> 00:14:50,241
- I couldn't get them to raise the limit.
- Plus interest.
237
00:14:50,409 --> 00:14:53,119
It's the credit-card company
you should blame.
238
00:14:53,287 --> 00:14:56,247
I didn't cause the downfall
of the American economy.
239
00:14:56,415 --> 00:15:00,626
The president said, "Spend." I spent.
Where's my Purple Heart?
240
00:15:00,794 --> 00:15:02,128
Is that a new flat-screen?
241
00:15:02,629 --> 00:15:05,214
Smashed the first one
when he was on crystal microdot.
242
00:15:05,382 --> 00:15:10,845
Meanwhile, some guy named Paco
is jumping a fence and taking my job.
243
00:15:11,054 --> 00:15:12,054
Where's the justice?
244
00:15:12,222 --> 00:15:15,599
Sends for his whole family,
packs them in, 20 to a room.
245
00:15:15,767 --> 00:15:19,895
Guess who's supporting them.
Me. My taxes.
246
00:15:20,063 --> 00:15:22,982
What happened
to personal responsibility?
247
00:15:23,150 --> 00:15:25,109
Never use their names again.
248
00:15:27,404 --> 00:15:28,904
You're a liberal.
249
00:15:32,367 --> 00:15:35,244
How does a grown man let a teenager
take a gun from him?
250
00:15:35,829 --> 00:15:39,665
How can a man who has fathered
two children have no balls?
251
00:15:39,833 --> 00:15:42,376
- It's a medical mystery.
- What do you want me to do?
252
00:15:42,586 --> 00:15:43,961
Restock the feminine hygiene.
253
00:15:44,129 --> 00:15:46,422
What did you want me to do,
shoot the kid?
254
00:15:46,590 --> 00:15:49,383
You'd probably get thank-you cards.
You're a U.S. Citizen.
255
00:15:49,593 --> 00:15:53,512
You have the right to bear arms, a right
none of those founding fathers thought...
256
00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:56,474
...would trickle down to us,
but that's their fault.
257
00:15:56,641 --> 00:15:58,434
We're getting robbed blind.
258
00:16:02,105 --> 00:16:03,898
Is that a new jacket, Ian?
259
00:16:05,359 --> 00:16:07,401
- Yeah.
- Where'd you get the money?
260
00:16:07,611 --> 00:16:09,403
The register?
261
00:16:12,657 --> 00:16:15,117
There anything going on
behind my back?
262
00:16:19,122 --> 00:16:20,998
No.
263
00:16:21,625 --> 00:16:25,252
Four cameras.
Every square inch covered.
264
00:16:25,420 --> 00:16:29,215
From now on, I am the eye in the sky.
265
00:16:39,393 --> 00:16:42,812
Ooh, look. I found another box.
266
00:16:42,979 --> 00:16:44,188
Ooh!
267
00:16:44,356 --> 00:16:48,859
My gosh.
Let's see what's in here. Okay.
268
00:16:49,027 --> 00:16:50,486
Oh, finger-paints.
269
00:16:51,863 --> 00:16:54,490
We definitely have to do that.
270
00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:58,160
And let's see, what else do we have?
271
00:16:58,328 --> 00:16:59,829
Ooh!
272
00:16:59,996 --> 00:17:05,167
Which one do you like better,
the baby or the whore?
273
00:17:06,378 --> 00:17:09,922
Which one, sweet baby?
The whore. Okay.
274
00:17:10,090 --> 00:17:14,927
Look at that.
It's Karen's Easy-Bake Oven.
275
00:17:15,846 --> 00:17:18,305
Oh, my gosh.
276
00:17:34,698 --> 00:17:37,908
What is this meeting tonight?
You join Sex Addicts Anonymous?
277
00:17:38,076 --> 00:17:40,661
It's with a social worker.
We're getting a foster kid.
278
00:17:40,829 --> 00:17:44,331
- Thought you didn't want kids.
- Three eighty-four a month.
279
00:17:44,499 --> 00:17:47,376
You ready for it? It's lots of work.
280
00:17:47,544 --> 00:17:50,713
Kev really wants a kid.
I convinced him to rent before we own.
281
00:17:50,881 --> 00:17:53,340
Can you take Frank off my hands
while you're at it?
282
00:17:53,508 --> 00:17:56,760
He really order 12 bottles of Oxy
under Carl's name?
283
00:17:56,928 --> 00:18:00,181
Claimed he was a cancer patient.
He's got Debbie buying handguns.
284
00:18:00,348 --> 00:18:03,142
It's enough he screws up his own life.
Leave us out of it.
285
00:18:03,310 --> 00:18:05,811
- Girl, you need to unwind.
- You sound like Steve.
286
00:18:05,979 --> 00:18:08,772
He may look like he's in a boy band,
but he's got a point.
287
00:18:08,940 --> 00:18:11,567
This is my side.
This is where you're supposed to be.
288
00:18:11,735 --> 00:18:13,611
- Just go.
- You don't think I want to?
289
00:18:13,778 --> 00:18:17,156
A night in a fancy hotel?
You don't think I'd love to jump at that?
290
00:18:17,324 --> 00:18:19,575
I don't have a choice.
I don't get to just go.
291
00:18:19,743 --> 00:18:21,994
Don't be stupid.
292
00:18:22,162 --> 00:18:24,663
You have a choice,
you're just making the wrong one.
293
00:18:24,831 --> 00:18:27,750
Everybody's gonna be in one piece
when you get back. Just go.
294
00:18:27,918 --> 00:18:33,464
Order room service, take a bath,
fuck with the curtains open.
295
00:18:36,176 --> 00:18:40,054
One, a-two, a-three.
296
00:18:40,222 --> 00:18:44,141
Look at you go. You're like a cowboy.
297
00:18:44,309 --> 00:18:47,770
Let's see. Do you like it?
Do you like it, sweet boy?
298
00:18:51,107 --> 00:18:53,150
Oh!
299
00:18:53,485 --> 00:18:55,319
I just...
300
00:18:56,279 --> 00:19:00,282
I just wanna see. So soft.
301
00:19:02,577 --> 00:19:04,245
Oh!
302
00:19:04,412 --> 00:19:08,290
You're a sweet boy.
You're a sweet boy.
303
00:19:08,458 --> 00:19:09,583
Yes, you are.
304
00:19:12,045 --> 00:19:14,004
Take out his eye.
305
00:19:14,172 --> 00:19:16,423
These hobos are really going for blood.
306
00:19:17,926 --> 00:19:18,968
There you go.
307
00:19:19,135 --> 00:19:23,180
I need $6000 by tomorrow,
or I'm a dead man.
308
00:19:23,348 --> 00:19:26,100
- You know what saved my life?
- Ah, don't say Jesus.
309
00:19:26,309 --> 00:19:29,103
- Smoothie saved my life.
- Who's Smoothie?
310
00:19:29,312 --> 00:19:31,397
Not a guy, the drink.
311
00:19:31,565 --> 00:19:35,609
That was when I worked in an office,
came home to a house, closet of suits.
312
00:19:35,819 --> 00:19:38,279
- A wife, kid, you name it.
- Nightmare.
313
00:19:38,446 --> 00:19:41,031
Went out of the office one morning
on a smoothie run.
314
00:19:41,199 --> 00:19:42,491
Didn't even like smoothies.
315
00:19:42,659 --> 00:19:44,910
While I was out,
the office got hit by a plane.
316
00:19:45,078 --> 00:19:46,996
A fucking Cessna. Can you believe that?
317
00:19:47,163 --> 00:19:50,666
The big fire. They couldn't ID shit.
318
00:19:50,834 --> 00:19:52,251
Presumed dead.
319
00:19:52,961 --> 00:19:55,004
I never went home,
and I never looked back.
320
00:19:55,171 --> 00:19:57,548
Start over, Frank. Come on.
321
00:19:57,716 --> 00:19:59,842
Where the hell
am I gonna get a Cessna?
322
00:20:00,010 --> 00:20:02,886
Take matters into your own hands.
323
00:20:03,054 --> 00:20:06,557
- You get me?
- Yeah...
324
00:20:07,851 --> 00:20:08,851
No.
325
00:20:09,019 --> 00:20:11,520
Make those guys who are after you
think you're dead.
326
00:20:11,688 --> 00:20:14,398
They don't live here.
You're never gonna see them again.
327
00:20:14,566 --> 00:20:17,985
You pretend to be dead,
and your problems die for real.
328
00:20:18,445 --> 00:20:20,779
Yo, Gallagher, you're up.
329
00:20:27,537 --> 00:20:29,038
My lucky day.
330
00:20:31,750 --> 00:20:32,791
Go for the nuts.
331
00:20:36,796 --> 00:20:40,341
There we go. All nice and clean.
332
00:20:40,508 --> 00:20:42,885
Oh, Liam, it's so warm.
333
00:20:45,055 --> 00:20:49,725
Liam?
334
00:20:51,394 --> 00:20:54,938
Liam, are we playing hide-and-seek?
335
00:20:55,106 --> 00:20:59,401
Liam, where did you crawl off to?
336
00:21:01,404 --> 00:21:04,490
Liam?
337
00:21:15,168 --> 00:21:16,502
Liam!
338
00:21:16,670 --> 00:21:22,675
No, come inside, sweetie!
Liam, honey! You have to come...
339
00:21:39,192 --> 00:21:40,776
Liam.
340
00:21:47,742 --> 00:21:49,952
Okay. Okay.
341
00:21:51,121 --> 00:21:55,666
- I should call.
- Everything back home is fine. This way.
342
00:21:56,292 --> 00:21:58,377
- Don't we have to check in?
- We're about to.
343
00:21:58,545 --> 00:22:00,129
- All set?
- Room 3201.
344
00:22:00,296 --> 00:22:03,298
Wedding was called off,
but the room was charged to their card.
345
00:22:03,466 --> 00:22:05,342
The bride saw her fiancรฉ
on To Catch a Predator.
346
00:22:05,510 --> 00:22:06,844
Ouch!
347
00:22:07,637 --> 00:22:08,971
Honeymoon suite's all yours.
348
00:22:09,139 --> 00:22:12,099
- Honeymoon suite?
- Oh, you're gonna love it.
349
00:22:15,395 --> 00:22:18,814
Liam! Liam, come.
350
00:22:19,023 --> 00:22:20,983
- Liam!
- Hey.
351
00:22:58,938 --> 00:23:00,856
Checking if you can see the house
from here?
352
00:23:01,024 --> 00:23:04,109
Ah, I assume Carl's burned it
to the ground by now.
353
00:23:04,277 --> 00:23:06,111
Come on. One night.
354
00:23:06,863 --> 00:23:08,113
Hungry?
355
00:23:08,281 --> 00:23:10,783
Yeah, but could we order a burger
or something?
356
00:23:10,950 --> 00:23:13,285
Hotel probably gave us something
hard to pronounce.
357
00:23:13,453 --> 00:23:14,661
Take a look.
358
00:23:14,829 --> 00:23:19,291
Al's Beef, sweet peppers.
I had them bring it over.
359
00:23:20,668 --> 00:23:23,337
- I think I just came.
- Fries too.
360
00:23:24,923 --> 00:23:26,840
Dig in.
361
00:23:27,550 --> 00:23:28,967
I won't look like a lady.
362
00:23:57,622 --> 00:23:59,623
Liam's in danger.
363
00:23:59,791 --> 00:24:01,542
He needs me.
364
00:24:25,817 --> 00:24:27,150
Okay.
365
00:24:30,113 --> 00:24:32,155
I made it.
366
00:24:37,871 --> 00:24:39,246
What happened to you?
367
00:24:39,414 --> 00:24:44,209
Uh, a huge guy jumped me.
Two eighty, 290, steroids... Who knows?
368
00:24:44,377 --> 00:24:46,920
- Good for him.
- I need your help.
369
00:24:47,130 --> 00:24:49,882
- I got maybe 2 bucks.
- No, no, no. Show of hands.
370
00:24:50,049 --> 00:24:54,469
How many of you, at one point
or another, wanted to see me dead?
371
00:24:55,805 --> 00:24:58,807
Yeah. Here's your chance.
372
00:25:19,162 --> 00:25:22,623
Hi, Mrs. Bergdoll.
Got some bones for your pit bulls.
373
00:25:22,790 --> 00:25:27,669
I told you, no more comforters
until Carl kicks the head lice.
374
00:25:27,837 --> 00:25:30,005
I need a man's suit. Something dark.
375
00:25:30,798 --> 00:25:34,051
The box. They were never picked up.
376
00:25:41,225 --> 00:25:44,061
Any chance I can borrow this?
377
00:25:44,270 --> 00:25:46,229
I'll return it tomorrow, promise.
378
00:25:46,397 --> 00:25:47,898
- Who for?
- My dad.
379
00:25:48,066 --> 00:25:49,399
Frank? I'd have to burn it.
380
00:25:50,568 --> 00:25:54,071
Four-pound roast
and 10 pounds of prime chuck?
381
00:25:58,284 --> 00:26:00,994
- Got nothing. You?
- Empty.
382
00:26:01,204 --> 00:26:02,871
Hey, I gotta leave in five minutes.
383
00:26:03,081 --> 00:26:06,041
I can't believe you guys
are getting a foster kid.
384
00:26:06,209 --> 00:26:07,250
Bingo.
385
00:26:07,961 --> 00:26:10,504
Looks like a good one too.
386
00:26:11,798 --> 00:26:14,299
You know, a lot of those foster kids
are messed up.
387
00:26:14,467 --> 00:26:15,968
Exactly.
388
00:26:16,135 --> 00:26:19,096
That's why they need
a positive influence.
389
00:26:25,812 --> 00:26:27,646
Jesus, Mary and Joseph.
390
00:26:27,814 --> 00:26:29,898
What do you want?
Vicodin, morphine, peyote?
391
00:26:30,066 --> 00:26:32,442
- Tetrodotoxin.
- Zombie drug. Need a week.
392
00:26:32,610 --> 00:26:33,652
Uh, need something now.
393
00:26:33,820 --> 00:26:36,196
- Roofie get the job done?
- I don't wanna rape him.
394
00:26:36,364 --> 00:26:39,783
- I just need to knock his ass out.
- Could I try a sample of that one?
395
00:26:39,951 --> 00:26:42,369
- No free samples.
- Where'd you learn your trade?
396
00:26:42,537 --> 00:26:47,082
You're supposed to get me hooked.
Never go on stage without a dry run.
397
00:26:47,250 --> 00:26:50,752
- I'm gonna take six of these ones...
- Just give me the, uh, horse tranquilizer.
398
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:53,922
Enough to knock out a Clydesdale.
Frank's a professional.
399
00:26:54,090 --> 00:26:56,258
You're gonna wanna check his pockets
before you go.
400
00:26:59,345 --> 00:27:00,429
Up a little more.
401
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:04,266
- Little more.
- That good?
402
00:27:05,059 --> 00:27:06,768
Let's see.
403
00:27:12,316 --> 00:27:15,277
- Can you see me?
- No. It's a Bermuda Triangle.
404
00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:18,655
Lock the door.
405
00:27:42,346 --> 00:27:44,347
Mm.
406
00:27:45,475 --> 00:27:47,559
What time is it?
407
00:27:48,144 --> 00:27:51,688
More like "What day is it?"
Saturday, officially.
408
00:27:51,856 --> 00:27:54,524
Have you been watching TV on mute
this whole time?
409
00:27:54,692 --> 00:27:57,235
Yeah, the Bulls game was fine,
but Charlie Rose was a challenge.
410
00:27:57,403 --> 00:27:59,321
Mm. Wow.
411
00:27:59,489 --> 00:28:03,617
I've never slept on a bed this soft,
only made one.
412
00:28:04,494 --> 00:28:07,245
You know,
I should let you doze off more often.
413
00:28:07,413 --> 00:28:08,747
I learned quite a lot.
414
00:28:08,915 --> 00:28:10,499
You talk in your sleep.
415
00:28:12,001 --> 00:28:13,960
- Shut up.
- Yeah, you really opened up.
416
00:28:14,128 --> 00:28:15,921
Thanked me for taking you away.
417
00:28:16,839 --> 00:28:18,590
- Really?
- I mean, you kept on saying:
418
00:28:18,758 --> 00:28:20,509
- "You were right."
- Anything else?
419
00:28:20,676 --> 00:28:22,844
"You're perfect.
I don't know what I'd do without you."
420
00:28:23,012 --> 00:28:25,680
- Uh-huh. That sounds just like me.
- I know, right?
421
00:28:25,848 --> 00:28:29,434
Along with something about my penis
being enormous and all-powerful.
422
00:28:32,021 --> 00:28:36,650
Well, go tuck your enormous penis
in your pants and go answer the door.
423
00:28:39,654 --> 00:28:42,447
Reminder: Gotta be out by 10 a.m.
Convention coming in.
424
00:28:43,866 --> 00:28:46,868
- Hey, what floor's the pool?
- Second, but it's closed.
425
00:28:51,541 --> 00:28:53,083
You bring your bathing suit?
426
00:28:55,378 --> 00:28:56,962
Me neither.
427
00:30:22,006 --> 00:30:24,174
- What the fuck?
- I want the gun back, Mickey.
428
00:30:25,384 --> 00:30:27,135
- Gallagher?
- The gun.
429
00:30:28,346 --> 00:30:30,096
All right.
430
00:31:08,678 --> 00:31:10,011
Thank you for watching Liam.
431
00:31:10,179 --> 00:31:11,680
Hope he wasn't too much trouble.
432
00:31:11,847 --> 00:31:14,766
No trouble at all. Don't be silly.
433
00:31:14,934 --> 00:31:17,269
We were just finger-painting.
How was your night?
434
00:31:17,436 --> 00:31:20,772
- Just what the doctor ordered.
- Will you need another? I can take him.
435
00:31:20,940 --> 00:31:23,858
- Thank you, Sheila, but I couldn't ask...
- No, really, really.
436
00:31:24,026 --> 00:31:28,655
It's really no bother. Really.
437
00:31:32,201 --> 00:31:36,204
I knitted him the sweater. Yeah.
438
00:31:37,039 --> 00:31:41,293
- Okay, so here's his baby bag.
- Thanks.
439
00:31:41,711 --> 00:31:43,420
And...
440
00:31:44,672 --> 00:31:46,089
- Okay.
- Come here, Pooh bear.
441
00:31:46,757 --> 00:31:48,258
- Okay.
- Come on.
442
00:31:48,426 --> 00:31:49,676
- Okay.
- Bye-bye, sweet boy.
443
00:31:49,844 --> 00:31:52,679
Okay. Say goodbye, Liam.
444
00:31:52,847 --> 00:31:54,597
- Goodbye.
Bye-bye.
445
00:31:54,765 --> 00:31:55,849
Thank you.
446
00:31:56,058 --> 00:31:58,143
- Bye.
- Bye.
447
00:32:04,317 --> 00:32:06,943
You making all that noise?
I'm trying to fucking sleep.
448
00:32:07,111 --> 00:32:08,611
You want your eggs or not, Dad?
449
00:32:08,779 --> 00:32:11,614
If you stop being such a prick,
I'll even make you sausage.
450
00:32:11,782 --> 00:32:13,867
Yeah, yeah, all right, all right.
451
00:32:42,396 --> 00:32:44,773
Mandy's making eggs.
452
00:32:47,151 --> 00:32:50,653
Put some clothes on.
You two look like a couple of fags.
453
00:33:00,122 --> 00:33:01,831
Seen Frank?
454
00:33:01,999 --> 00:33:04,959
- Know where he is?
- My heart says up there.
455
00:33:05,127 --> 00:33:07,545
But my gut says:
456
00:33:08,756 --> 00:33:11,257
- He died last night.
- Cut the shit, asshole.
457
00:33:11,425 --> 00:33:14,135
- He did. He offed himself. OD'd.
- Yeah? What'd he take?
458
00:33:14,303 --> 00:33:17,013
What didn't he take?
Blaze-of-glory cocktail.
459
00:33:17,181 --> 00:33:21,559
Vodka, codeine, ecstasy, PCP
and sleeping pills, with a Drano chaser.
460
00:33:21,727 --> 00:33:25,063
Man, I should've known something
was wrong when he left last night.
461
00:33:25,231 --> 00:33:26,898
He hugged me.
462
00:33:30,778 --> 00:33:36,199
Oh, what, you don't believe me? Yeah?
Why don't you go see for yourself?
463
00:33:49,171 --> 00:33:52,048
Kiss me
and I'll cut your fucking tongue out.
464
00:33:57,179 --> 00:33:58,972
A hearse?
465
00:33:59,723 --> 00:34:01,433
Come on.
466
00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:06,729
- Yo, Carl, grab those.
- Let's go, let's go.
467
00:34:06,897 --> 00:34:09,774
- Yeah, right there.
- Hey. Put that right over there.
468
00:34:09,942 --> 00:34:11,901
Right over there, Carl. Turn it around.
469
00:34:12,069 --> 00:34:14,863
- What the hell?
- Put it... Go get the other one.
470
00:34:15,030 --> 00:34:17,866
- Act like you know what you're doing.
- What's going on?
471
00:34:18,033 --> 00:34:20,660
Some killers are after Dad.
We have to fake his death.
472
00:34:20,828 --> 00:34:23,705
Lip borrowed a casket,
Carl found some flowers.
473
00:34:23,873 --> 00:34:25,957
Dad's getting changed.
I steamed your dress.
474
00:34:26,125 --> 00:34:28,626
You have to hurry
because they'll be here any minute.
475
00:34:28,794 --> 00:34:30,587
Anybody seen Ian?
476
00:34:30,754 --> 00:34:31,796
Debs, come here.
477
00:34:38,512 --> 00:34:39,971
Ian?
478
00:34:40,139 --> 00:34:42,432
What are you doing here?
479
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:44,392
I told you to forget about it.
480
00:34:45,728 --> 00:34:46,895
Shit. Are you okay?
481
00:34:47,062 --> 00:34:50,231
Yeah. I'm good.
482
00:34:58,407 --> 00:35:01,618
- Stuff the ice in his shirt.
- Stop, enough.
483
00:35:01,785 --> 00:35:04,496
- Your body needs to be cold.
- More morphine.
484
00:35:04,663 --> 00:35:07,832
- It's horse tranquilizer.
- Get in the coffin before you pass out.
485
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,835
- Just a little taste?
- I don't know why we do this for you.
486
00:35:11,003 --> 00:35:16,508
You think it's easy being a parent?
Letting Fiona be the good cop?
487
00:35:16,675 --> 00:35:20,595
The important thing is you kids. Carl.
488
00:35:20,763 --> 00:35:24,599
I remember when the nurse
in the hospital handed you to me.
489
00:35:24,767 --> 00:35:27,977
Carl was born in the back of the van.
You weren't there.
490
00:35:28,145 --> 00:35:30,063
I slapped his little ass myself.
491
00:35:32,816 --> 00:35:34,442
- Okay.
- Get him in the coffin.
492
00:35:34,610 --> 00:35:35,985
Watch your head.
493
00:35:37,947 --> 00:35:39,989
- Okay.
- Looks dead.
494
00:35:40,157 --> 00:35:41,950
Shallow breathing, clammy.
495
00:35:42,117 --> 00:35:43,993
- Hey, Carl, more ice.
- Got it.
496
00:36:10,854 --> 00:36:13,314
Sorry for your loss.
497
00:36:13,482 --> 00:36:14,941
- It was a shock.
- I'm sure.
498
00:36:15,943 --> 00:36:19,362
- Accident, was it?
- Suicide.
499
00:36:23,117 --> 00:36:25,034
- Aah!
- I know you're faking it.
500
00:36:25,244 --> 00:36:28,830
Come on, open your eyes,
you lying, squirrelly sack of shit.
501
00:36:29,248 --> 00:36:31,666
- Jesus, Rob.
- You're alive, I know it. Come on.
502
00:36:31,834 --> 00:36:34,335
What's the matter with you?
Look at him, he's dead.
503
00:36:34,837 --> 00:36:36,963
Sorry. He's been under a lot of stress.
504
00:36:37,131 --> 00:36:39,340
Gonna check with the boss.
Nobody move.
505
00:36:46,098 --> 00:36:47,974
Yeah, there's nothing here
worth taking.
506
00:36:48,142 --> 00:36:51,853
Unless you want the little girl.
She's 11, 12.
507
00:36:52,896 --> 00:36:54,939
No, she's cute, but not really a looker.
508
00:36:55,107 --> 00:36:59,736
How about Frank?
Any toes, fingers, you know, for proof?
509
00:37:02,281 --> 00:37:04,782
Okay. Keeps his extremities.
510
00:37:04,950 --> 00:37:08,244
- And you'll be going?
- Soon as he's in the ground.
511
00:37:08,412 --> 00:37:09,912
What? No. Why?
512
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:12,790
Boss's orders.
Stay with the scumbag till he's buried.
513
00:37:18,255 --> 00:37:19,297
Damn it, that's me.
514
00:37:24,261 --> 00:37:25,678
They're gonna bury him?
515
00:37:25,888 --> 00:37:27,513
- If we keep our mouths shut.
- Shit.
516
00:37:27,681 --> 00:37:30,892
- We need something to put in the coffin.
- All right.
517
00:37:42,237 --> 00:37:44,489
We need more time.
Can you stall them?
518
00:37:47,159 --> 00:37:48,785
Okay.
519
00:37:49,453 --> 00:37:50,912
- Ready? Lift.
- Lift.
520
00:37:53,999 --> 00:37:55,583
- Fuck.
- God.
521
00:37:57,336 --> 00:38:00,713
- Carl's not lifting his share.
- Yes, I am. You're not.
522
00:38:00,923 --> 00:38:02,465
- Shut up, you two.
- Let me help.
523
00:38:03,425 --> 00:38:06,260
Jesus. Stiff's starting to get ripe.
524
00:38:14,311 --> 00:38:16,562
Can you come here
for a second, honey?
525
00:38:17,272 --> 00:38:19,565
Wanna show you something.
526
00:38:19,733 --> 00:38:23,611
This is from yesterday.
Does anything look different to you?
527
00:38:23,779 --> 00:38:24,946
No.
528
00:38:25,114 --> 00:38:29,033
You don't see the camera?
It's like it moved just a little bit.
529
00:38:29,201 --> 00:38:30,618
There.
530
00:38:32,121 --> 00:38:35,123
- Register matches inventory.
- Yeah, you're right.
531
00:38:35,290 --> 00:38:36,999
I should probably shut it off.
532
00:38:37,584 --> 00:38:41,462
But then I'd miss the part where you
take it up the ass from a teenage boy.
533
00:38:41,672 --> 00:38:42,755
Here it is.
534
00:38:42,965 --> 00:38:45,967
Billy Elliot cornholing the father
of my children.
535
00:38:46,135 --> 00:38:49,846
Must be big,
judging from the grimace on your face.
536
00:38:50,055 --> 00:38:52,014
What?
We were just getting to the climax.
537
00:38:52,182 --> 00:38:54,058
Literally.
538
00:38:55,811 --> 00:38:59,564
Linda, I just got your message.
What's up?
539
00:39:03,777 --> 00:39:06,237
That's for screwing my husband.
540
00:39:07,322 --> 00:39:10,158
- What are you gonna tell the kids?
- I'm not.
541
00:39:11,744 --> 00:39:14,620
- What about my mom?
- You bastard. What about me?
542
00:39:20,502 --> 00:39:21,711
Do you want me to go?
543
00:39:24,214 --> 00:39:26,257
Where does that leave me?
544
00:39:26,425 --> 00:39:28,634
Starting over?
545
00:39:28,802 --> 00:39:31,304
I'm a white Muslim.
546
00:39:36,435 --> 00:39:39,604
- I want another baby.
- What?
547
00:39:39,772 --> 00:39:42,190
I get what I want,
and you can have what you want.
548
00:39:42,357 --> 00:39:43,399
Behind closed doors.
549
00:39:43,567 --> 00:39:46,402
I don't wanna be the laughing stock
of the mosque.
550
00:39:48,655 --> 00:39:53,242
But no touching the forbidden fruit
until I'm knocked up.
551
00:39:53,410 --> 00:39:55,203
We clear?
552
00:40:00,042 --> 00:40:01,793
I'm sorry.
553
00:40:03,337 --> 00:40:04,378
You're not fired.
554
00:40:06,340 --> 00:40:09,675
My opinion? You could do better.
555
00:40:23,065 --> 00:40:24,065
Fuck you.
556
00:40:27,361 --> 00:40:30,404
Oh. Sorry, buddy, it's a private wake.
557
00:40:36,203 --> 00:40:38,079
Could I have your attention, please?
558
00:40:38,747 --> 00:40:43,459
Uh, Frank Gallagher.
Loving husband, devoted father.
559
00:40:43,627 --> 00:40:47,255
Truly respected and cherished member
of this community.
560
00:40:47,422 --> 00:40:49,882
He was a good friend
and a good neighbor...
561
00:40:50,092 --> 00:40:52,218
...and he will be sorely missed.
562
00:40:52,386 --> 00:40:54,470
I just hope that in the afterlife...
563
00:40:57,266 --> 00:40:59,976
...they treat him as kindly
as he treated us. To Frank.
564
00:41:00,143 --> 00:41:02,019
To Frank.
565
00:41:05,148 --> 00:41:06,774
Long trip back to Milwaukee.
566
00:41:08,402 --> 00:41:09,610
You okay to drive?
567
00:41:27,462 --> 00:41:30,923
Gonna take more than that
to put out the lights on Frank Gallagher.
568
00:41:31,133 --> 00:41:34,010
Next round's on me. Yeah!
569
00:41:41,977 --> 00:41:45,563
I followed the light,
and there was Jesus.
570
00:41:45,731 --> 00:41:48,441
He enveloped me in his arms.
571
00:41:48,650 --> 00:41:51,903
He was warm...
572
00:41:52,070 --> 00:41:54,405
...like the inner thighs
of an overworked hooker.
573
00:41:55,866 --> 00:41:57,116
- You need a cigarette.
- Mm.
574
00:41:57,284 --> 00:41:58,534
Yeah.
575
00:41:59,786 --> 00:42:01,203
Hey.
576
00:42:01,413 --> 00:42:04,457
- I take it they're gone?
- Are you in a fight club?
577
00:42:07,169 --> 00:42:10,087
Some of you seemed a little too eager
to see me go.
578
00:42:10,255 --> 00:42:14,884
Don't think I don't know who you are.
You're on the list, pal.
579
00:42:47,084 --> 00:42:49,335
People ask me, they say, "Frank..."
580
00:42:49,503 --> 00:42:51,587
Why do you drink
581
00:42:51,755 --> 00:42:53,089
To get drunk
582
00:42:53,256 --> 00:42:55,383
And why do you roll smoke
583
00:42:55,550 --> 00:42:56,801
To get high
584
00:42:57,260 --> 00:43:03,349
Why must you live out
All those songs that you wrote
585
00:43:04,893 --> 00:43:07,853
- See? Everything works out.
- You paid them off, right?
586
00:43:08,605 --> 00:43:10,189
My brothers, Debbie.
587
00:43:10,357 --> 00:43:13,943
You paid them to tell me
to go away last night, didn't you?
588
00:43:20,117 --> 00:43:22,243
- Fuck you.
- I love you too.
589
00:43:25,288 --> 00:43:27,957
Hey, hold on. Explanation.
590
00:43:28,125 --> 00:43:29,834
- It's nothing.
- No, not good enough.
591
00:43:30,002 --> 00:43:31,794
I need an ice pack. And where's Carl?
592
00:43:31,962 --> 00:43:34,505
Tell him I need him to go to
the pharmacy and get some vitamin K.
593
00:43:34,673 --> 00:43:36,298
Whoo!
594
00:43:45,392 --> 00:43:48,853
Oh, fuck, Frank. Another TV?
595
00:43:49,604 --> 00:43:51,355
I'm okay.
596
00:43:52,315 --> 00:43:55,067
Phew! Ha, ha.
597
00:44:07,289 --> 00:44:10,624
- I'll need that delivered to this address.
- No problem.
598
00:44:10,792 --> 00:44:15,880
So plus tax,
your total comes to $1172.24.
599
00:44:16,048 --> 00:44:17,798
There you go.
600
00:44:17,966 --> 00:44:22,136
- Thank you, Mr. Gallagher.
- Mr. Gallagher? Is my dad here, ha, ha?
601
00:44:22,304 --> 00:44:24,055
Call me Liam.
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