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When a woman bends over
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a man sees a jelly doughnut.
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Her brain expands. His explodes.
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Dead on arrival
in her powdered jelly doughnut.
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Dad.
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Daddy?
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♪ I can remember when we walked together
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♪ Sharing a love I thought
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♪ Would last forever
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♪ Moonlight to show the way
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♪ So we can follow
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♪ Waiting inside her eyes
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♪ Was my tomorrow
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♪ Then something changed her mind
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♪ Her kisses told me
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♪ I had no loving arms
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♪ To hold me
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♪ Every day I wake up
then I start to break up
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♪ Lonely is a man without love
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♪ Every day I start out
then I cry my heart out
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♪ Lonely is a man without love
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♪ Every day I wake up
then I start to break up
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♪ Knowing that it's cloudy above
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♪ Every day I start out
then I cry my heart out
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♪ Lonely is a man without love
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♪ I cannot face this world
that's fallen down on me
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♪ So, if you see my girl
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♪ Please send her home to me
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♪ Tell her about my heart... ♪
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One, two. One, two. Okay, go.
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♪ We are beautiful
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♪ We are not ugly?
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♪ We are angry? ♪
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Hey, honey? I'm home?
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Brought you some cookies.
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Pignolia nuts.
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What's the matter?
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Somebody die?
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"If God's gift of grace
or the light on your face...
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...could make me forget your vagina is wet."
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Let me see that.
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"To Tula, my Tula, my red flower of love."
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What are you, a private dick?
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How different could it be, huh?
It's just a hole.
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You can't incriminate a man
over some words.
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What do you think you're
gonna find there? Peanuts?
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It's poetry?
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Po... Oh, it's poetry.
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Well, I'm gonna give you
some fucking poetry.
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Pink motels. White thighs. Deep fried.
Shake it, bake it, rotate it.
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Swollen heads. Busted beds.
Empty lots. Dirty red twats.
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- You just made that up?
- I'm deep.
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A man is innocent till proven guilty.
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I'm gonna lop your power helmet right off.
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- Oh, you're gonna threaten me now?
- You whoremaster.
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- You whoremaster. I smoked your ass out...
- No.
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- ...you two-faced Judas!
- I am not a whoremaster!
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My brothers, they're the whoremasters!
Not me!
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Ever since you grew
that filthy little moustache!
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I am not a whoremaster!
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Preening in the mirror like Maria Callas!
Put the cologne all over my back, sweetie.
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I cook you chicken, fish, no butter
low-cal this, low-cal that.
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I trim your nose hairs, you fuck!
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I swear on my father's grave, okay?
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Oh, another whoremaster!
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What's going on, Mom?
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Oh, your father went on a beaver diet!
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- This is not normal.
- Grow up.
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Only a giant among idiots would marry you.
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It's all in your head!
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- What?
- What's in her head?
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He's shitting out of the cup!
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Will you listen to her?
Listen to your daughter.
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Snatch hairs pasted on your lip!
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You shut up!
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It's between your mother and me!
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Knock it off! That's not fucking nice!
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It's not fucking nice.
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Even Gogo hated you.
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Who's Gogo?
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I don't like animals.
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I don't like cats. I don't like dogs.
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I don't like birds. I don't like fish.
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I'm like my mother. I don't like animals!
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- Who is Gogo?
- Mommy's cat.
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Every day you'll wake up alone.
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You don't even like me anymore, do you?
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I hate you with all the hate
that you can hate with!
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Did you hear that?
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Did you hear what your mother said to me?
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Can you hate more than that?
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If you can, then I hate you more than that.
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Then go back to him!
Go back to your first love!
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Go back to him! Go!
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"I can remember when we walked together
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"Sharing a love I thought would last forever."
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I'd give anything if you'd
come back to me. Anything.
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♪ I cannot face this world
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♪ That's fallen down on me
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♪ So, if you see my girl
please send her back to me
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♪ Tell her about my heart
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♪ That's slowly dying
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♪ Say I can't stop myself
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♪ From crying
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♪ Every day I wake up
then I start to break up
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♪ Lonely is a man without love
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♪ Every day I start out
then I cry my heart out
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♪ Lonely is a man without love
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♪ Every day I wake up
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♪ Then I start to break up
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♪ Knowing that it's cloudy above
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♪ Every day I start out
then I cry my heart out
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♪ Lonely is a man without love
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♪ Every day I wake up
then I start to break up
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♪ Knowing that it's cloudy above
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♪ Every day I start out
then I cry my heart out
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Oh, three o'clock, three o'clock.
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♪ Lonely is a man without love
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♪ Every day I wake up
then I start to break up
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♪ Lonely is a man without love
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♪ Every day I start out
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♪ Then I cry my heart out
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♪ Lonely is a man
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♪ Without love! ♪
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What's the problem?
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I'm a married man.
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A domestic disturbance was reported, sir.
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- Yeah, that's the problem.
- Name, sir?
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Nick Murder.
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- You ever been married?
- More than once, sir.
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Yeah? What went wrong?
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Everything, sir. Am now once again.
Third wife, sir.
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No, no, no, one wife, that's all a man's
meant to have. One wife. It's enough.
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Yes, sir.
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What's with all the "sir" shit?
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Military habit, sir.
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Oh, yeah? What branch?
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101 st Airborne, sir.
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Navy. Sound off!
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Rat shit. Bat shit. Dirty old twat.
Sixty-nine assholes tied in a knot.
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Eat, bite, suck, fuck, nibble, gobble, chew.
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I'm a fucking paratrooper!
Who the fuck are you? Sir!
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- Marriage is combat, son.
- Yes, sir.
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- And not clean combat.
- No, sir.
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She's got her territory in there, I've got mine.
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She's got her army back in there.
I'm out here alone.
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There's no prayer in that animal.
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- He's a selfish man, Ma.
- Something should be done about him.
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Drink some water.
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I live in fear when he's around.
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I love you, Ma. I love you so much.
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I love you so much with all my heart
and soul. I love you more than my real mom.
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I mean, I love her, too
but I can't remember her, so...
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Rara, come on, come on.
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I love Baby, but she doesn't any spend time
with me anymore. She's changed.
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Enough.
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If the love ain't there
it's gonna come back, Ma.
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Come on. Rara, give her some space.
Come here, come here.
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Here. Come here.
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What did he mean, "Go back to him? "
Go back to who?
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There was someone else
in my life a long time ago.
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A gentle man.
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You were married to him?
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Before the war.
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He went off to fight far, far away.
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I met your father then.
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No, I saw her coming out of the loo
at her crazy sister's apartment.
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She had this headful of wet hair
and was wearing
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a soft, cream-coloured terry cloth robe.
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So I asked her.
I need to borrow a piece of luggage.
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- You shacking up?
- Ah, ain't nothing wrong with sex.
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You have big ones, buster.
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Yeah. Dinosaur balls.
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I'm from Brooklyn.
Boys don't talk to girls like that in Brooklyn.
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I felt a sharp pain, like death.
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The girl with the kind eyes, I says.
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That's the girl. The girl I will marry.
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You rat bastard.
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I know you're in there.
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Where are you?
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Lost in the void.
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Help me!
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Somebody help me!
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God had to give me cataracts.
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One day you'll be blind like me!
In the dark forever, like me!
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"Oh, sunlight of no light
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"Once you were mine
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"Let me feel the pillars upon which this
house rests
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"Oh, Lord God, remember me, I pray thee
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"And strengthen me, I pray thee
only this once, oh, God
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"that I may revenge myself upon the
Philistines for one of my two eyes."
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Die, Samson!
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"Let me die with the Philistines!"
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Wait, I'm coming up. Wait!
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I'm not the type of guy
who goes up to a woman
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says, "You want to go out with me? "
and then takes his dick out.
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That's not my style. I'm no beast.
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What?
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I'd like to fuck a woman tennis player.
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You know, with the outfit on.
And a tennis ball stuck in her panties.
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Know what I heard?
Tony Curtis almost lost his sex life.
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Back in '44 he's on a Navy sub.
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A winch falls off
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hits him in the base of the spine. Right?
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Tony was paralysed.
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He was laying there, just, he was praying.
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Tony started praying that his private
parts would not be dead.
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And about a week later
he starts to feel a tingling.
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Tony fucking Curtis.
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What am I gonna do?
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Oh, you've got it bad, Nick.
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I told you. I warned you.
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Chicks smell a boner 10 miles away.
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I'd be better off a fag.
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Those guys are in shape.
Randolph Scott was a fag.
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Not Randolph Scott?
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Yeah, him and Cary Grant.
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Get out of here. Not in a million years.
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The list is long.
There's a lot of great fags.
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Coming up. All right?
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And she's a redhead.
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Au naturel?
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The whole megillah.
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It's rare. They feel more.
That's scientifically proven.
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- What?
- You take a natural red versus a brunette.
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Right? And you prod them both
with a jolt of electric shock, mild.
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The carrot-top's gonna need
20% more anaesthesia.
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To numb the pain?
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Pain, pleasure, it's all nerve-related.
The point is, they feel more.
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Nice as she is, red as her bush is
fuckable as she is
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you gotta put the fire out, my friend.
Attend to it.
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Stamp out that Benson & Hedges bitch
once and for all.
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All right, you bitch in heat
you're going down!
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Come down from there right now!
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Oh, my God! She's hot!
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- I might need some for...
- No, but you don't.
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Get them when you really need them.
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- Sometimes I need
- Take one.
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- ...to have some in the house.
- Take one.
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Choose one you're gonna keep.
Put the other ones back.
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All right. One card. I'm gonna get a card.
I'm gonna choose one.
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- Go ahead. Put the other ones back.
- How the hell are you?
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- Grace.
- What's the matter?
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I had diarrhoea yesterday, Grace.
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I was in the bathroom when you knocked
on the door. Bad.
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You've been wronged. I feel it.
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You don't have to tell me anything.
I have never met one man who was faithful.
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- You've only been with one man, Grace.
- Till death do us part.
249
00:21:28,229 --> 00:21:31,489
Did you ever feel that you wanted to
squeeze a kitten until the head pops off?
250
00:21:32,447 --> 00:21:33,694
All right, put this back. That's enough.
251
00:21:34,078 --> 00:21:37,434
He was a beautiful man, my Chester.
A real Southern gentleman.
252
00:21:39,255 --> 00:21:42,133
Quiet. Dark. Graceful.
253
00:21:43,763 --> 00:21:45,873
I still love him with every fibre.
254
00:21:46,544 --> 00:21:47,503
That was 20 years ago, Grace.
255
00:21:47,887 --> 00:21:50,572
Look, don't touch!
Don't touch!
256
00:21:51,338 --> 00:21:54,120
- You want to buy it or not? You buy it.
- I don't want to buy it. I just...
257
00:21:54,983 --> 00:21:57,381
It's good. All this ones is good. Look at...
You can look as much as...
258
00:21:58,052 --> 00:22:00,450
- He's the only man I've ever loved.
- He thought you were shoplifting, Ma.
259
00:22:01,216 --> 00:22:02,558
- Don't touch!
- I can't help it.
260
00:22:03,038 --> 00:22:05,148
- Tell him to stick his cards up his ass.
- You want me to say that?
261
00:22:05,723 --> 00:22:06,778
I'm too weak to break the chains.
262
00:22:07,162 --> 00:22:08,697
I don't feel so good.
I mean, I was up and now I'm down.
263
00:22:09,271 --> 00:22:11,669
He's been married four times.
Four times, Gracie, since he left you.
264
00:22:12,340 --> 00:22:14,258
Mickey Rooney was married eight times!
265
00:22:14,929 --> 00:22:17,135
I don't care! I love Chester!
266
00:22:19,052 --> 00:22:21,354
What a woman thinks she's doing
doesn't count for anything, Grace.
267
00:22:23,272 --> 00:22:24,039
Oh, Kitty.
268
00:22:29,888 --> 00:22:31,998
Okay, okay, that's enough now.
269
00:22:33,724 --> 00:22:35,164
That's enough, that's enough.
270
00:22:35,643 --> 00:22:38,136
When I see somebody hugging
it's make me sick.
271
00:22:38,904 --> 00:22:40,726
I feel lonely. So lonely.
272
00:22:41,300 --> 00:22:43,122
Don't make me cry. Please, go out!
273
00:22:47,630 --> 00:22:49,548
♪ We are not ugly
274
00:22:51,849 --> 00:22:53,671
♪ And we are not beautiful
275
00:22:54,726 --> 00:22:55,973
♪ No, we are angry
276
00:22:56,356 --> 00:22:57,603
- Rara, where's Mommy?
- Out.
277
00:22:59,424 --> 00:23:00,191
Where?
278
00:23:00,479 --> 00:23:01,726
♪ We are not pretty
279
00:23:02,494 --> 00:23:04,795
I'm not supposed to say nothing.
She told me not to tell you.
280
00:23:05,562 --> 00:23:06,809
♪ No, we are angry
281
00:23:07,768 --> 00:23:08,919
Church. She went to church.
282
00:23:10,548 --> 00:23:11,315
She went to church?
283
00:23:12,562 --> 00:23:13,617
♪ We are angry
284
00:23:14,481 --> 00:23:15,536
Went to see God, huh?
285
00:23:16,399 --> 00:23:17,741
God's everywhere.
286
00:23:18,796 --> 00:23:19,947
Don't need to go to church to see him.
287
00:23:20,426 --> 00:23:22,823
You're right, Dad. God is everywhere.
288
00:23:23,494 --> 00:23:24,549
♪ I'm outta here ♪
289
00:23:24,933 --> 00:23:26,467
All right, I'm hungry, let's eat.
What's for dinner?
290
00:23:27,330 --> 00:23:28,194
We ate already.
291
00:23:29,632 --> 00:23:31,550
- You ate?
- Pork chops.
292
00:23:33,084 --> 00:23:35,386
Without me, your father?
293
00:23:36,153 --> 00:23:37,208
Mommy didn't cook for you.
294
00:23:37,591 --> 00:23:38,646
I had three pork chops
295
00:23:39,030 --> 00:23:41,044
Your mother's down there lighting
candles and a man's here starving?
296
00:23:41,619 --> 00:23:43,441
- ...and apple sauce.
- I paid for those pork chops!
297
00:23:44,016 --> 00:23:44,975
Papa wants pork chops.
298
00:23:46,030 --> 00:23:46,893
Medium rare.
299
00:23:48,236 --> 00:23:49,099
Mama ain't...
300
00:23:49,961 --> 00:23:52,646
Mama ain't cookin', bastin'
301
00:23:53,893 --> 00:23:55,620
floppin' pork chops.
302
00:23:56,196 --> 00:23:57,346
- Pork chops!
- Lamb chops!
303
00:23:57,730 --> 00:23:59,072
- Lamb chops! Chops, chops.
- Loin chops!
304
00:23:59,552 --> 00:24:01,278
♪ Barometer, parameter
♪ Ooh! Barometer, diameter
305
00:24:01,757 --> 00:24:03,483
♪ Stuck his meat thermometer
and tested her barometer
306
00:24:04,058 --> 00:24:05,880
♪ Papa pop a cork
Fuckin' the pork
307
00:24:06,456 --> 00:24:08,566
♪ Papa ate out! Gonna take out!
308
00:24:09,238 --> 00:24:10,868
♪ Take out! Ate out!
♪ Ate out!
309
00:24:11,346 --> 00:24:12,497
♪ Take out!
♪ Take out! ♪
310
00:24:45,581 --> 00:24:48,170
♪ How my heart does rejoice
311
00:24:48,938 --> 00:24:51,719
♪ When I hear his sweet voice
312
00:24:52,582 --> 00:24:58,048
♪ And the tempest to Him I do flee
313
00:24:59,774 --> 00:25:02,556
♪ That to lean on his arm
314
00:25:03,322 --> 00:25:05,911
♪ Safe, secure from all harm
315
00:25:07,158 --> 00:25:10,898
♪ When He reached out his hand for me
316
00:25:12,336 --> 00:25:13,678
♪ For me
317
00:25:14,158 --> 00:25:18,378
♪ When my Saviour reached down for me
318
00:25:19,529 --> 00:25:20,776
♪ For me
319
00:25:21,350 --> 00:25:25,665
♪ When He reached down his hand for me
320
00:25:26,816 --> 00:25:27,967
♪ For me
321
00:25:28,446 --> 00:25:31,133
♪ I was lost and undone
322
00:25:31,899 --> 00:25:34,872
♪ Without my God or his Son
323
00:25:35,735 --> 00:25:40,434
♪ When He reached down his hand for me
324
00:25:41,775 --> 00:25:45,037
♪ For
♪ For
325
00:25:46,667 --> 00:25:50,695
♪ Me ♪
326
00:25:53,763 --> 00:25:56,161
What have we here?
Return of the prodigal daughter?
327
00:25:57,599 --> 00:25:58,271
Come!
328
00:26:01,434 --> 00:26:02,393
Come on in.
329
00:26:23,874 --> 00:26:25,313
♪ Never, ever gonna give you up ♪
330
00:26:26,656 --> 00:26:28,286
"Can't get enough of your love, babe."
331
00:26:29,532 --> 00:26:31,259
"I'm gonna love you
just a little bit more, Baby."
332
00:26:32,408 --> 00:26:34,614
"I'll do for you anything you want me to."
333
00:26:35,861 --> 00:26:36,629
"Let the music play."
334
00:26:38,163 --> 00:26:39,698
"Your sweetness is my weakness."
335
00:27:12,972 --> 00:27:15,466
You're the best kisser in the whole world
Fryburg.
336
00:27:16,329 --> 00:27:18,152
I'm going to make out
with your whole family, Baby.
337
00:27:28,795 --> 00:27:30,234
Do it, baby! Do it!
338
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:41,646
♪ Didn't I make you feel
339
00:27:43,755 --> 00:27:47,208
♪ Like you were the only man?
340
00:27:51,427 --> 00:27:54,976
♪ Didn't I give you everything
a woman possibly can?
341
00:27:57,853 --> 00:27:59,675
♪ But with all the love I give you
342
00:28:00,825 --> 00:28:02,456
♪ It's never enough
343
00:28:02,934 --> 00:28:04,756
♪ I'm gonna show you, baby
344
00:28:05,715 --> 00:28:07,250
♪ That a woman can be tough
345
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:10,702
♪ So come on, come on
346
00:28:11,566 --> 00:28:13,676
♪ Come on, come on
347
00:28:14,346 --> 00:28:15,305
♪ Take it
348
00:28:15,689 --> 00:28:18,374
♪ Take another little piece
of my heart now, baby
349
00:28:20,100 --> 00:28:20,867
♪ Break it
350
00:28:21,347 --> 00:28:24,704
♪ Break another little bit
of my heart now, honey
351
00:28:25,854 --> 00:28:26,813
♪ Have a
352
00:28:27,196 --> 00:28:30,361
♪ Have another little piece
of my heart now, baby
353
00:28:31,991 --> 00:28:35,827
♪ You know you've got it
if it makes you feel good ♪
354
00:28:59,513 --> 00:29:00,664
Hello? Who's this?
355
00:29:01,047 --> 00:29:02,582
Hey, baby, it's me.
356
00:29:03,923 --> 00:29:04,691
Oh.
357
00:29:05,555 --> 00:29:06,322
Hello.
358
00:29:07,952 --> 00:29:09,199
Did you make love last night?
359
00:29:09,678 --> 00:29:10,445
Love?
360
00:29:11,308 --> 00:29:12,076
No.
361
00:29:12,843 --> 00:29:15,240
So you've lost a night.
362
00:29:17,157 --> 00:29:18,116
Oh, Nicky.
363
00:29:18,884 --> 00:29:21,474
I want you to put your finger
up my asshole right now.
364
00:29:25,117 --> 00:29:25,788
Tula.
365
00:29:27,035 --> 00:29:28,953
My pussy's lonely, baby.
366
00:29:29,624 --> 00:29:30,391
Yeah?
367
00:29:30,679 --> 00:29:31,927
Kiss it, nasty man. Come on.
368
00:29:33,748 --> 00:29:36,049
Yeah. Give me those balls that clang.
369
00:29:36,816 --> 00:29:38,542
Don't talk like that, will you?
370
00:29:40,556 --> 00:29:42,187
Well, you know what, Nicky? I can't talk.
371
00:29:43,050 --> 00:29:46,311
I'm just getting fucked by a big, hard
young, circumcised cock.
372
00:29:48,324 --> 00:29:49,763
What are you talking about?
Are you with somebody else?
373
00:29:50,338 --> 00:29:51,297
You're not here.
374
00:29:51,681 --> 00:29:53,790
What do you want me to do
sit around and touch myself?
375
00:29:55,899 --> 00:29:57,050
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I do. I do.
376
00:29:59,544 --> 00:30:00,599
Let me put the radio on. All right.
377
00:30:01,846 --> 00:30:02,517
All right.
378
00:30:04,722 --> 00:30:05,681
All right, all right, go ahead.
379
00:30:06,352 --> 00:30:07,790
♪ Come on, come on
380
00:30:08,366 --> 00:30:10,667
So, I put my ass in your face
and move it up and down, up and down.
381
00:30:11,339 --> 00:30:12,874
♪ Come on and take it
382
00:30:13,353 --> 00:30:14,888
♪ Take an other little piece
of my heart now, baby ♪
383
00:30:15,462 --> 00:30:17,860
Do you like it like that, Nicky, do ya?
I'm rubbing my pussy.
384
00:30:18,531 --> 00:30:22,079
Are you getting really hard?
How is your foreskin? Is it still on, is it?
385
00:30:23,134 --> 00:30:26,491
Show me your face, big boy!
Yeah, that's it, nasty man.
386
00:30:27,449 --> 00:30:29,272
You know what to do.
You know all the tricks, don't you?
387
00:30:29,847 --> 00:30:31,573
♪ You know you got it
388
00:30:35,024 --> 00:30:35,983
♪ Take it ♪
389
00:30:36,942 --> 00:30:39,724
It's tasty, isn't it?
Come on, lick the icing off me cupcakes.
390
00:30:40,492 --> 00:30:42,314
I'm rubbing myself
really rubbing myself hard...
391
00:31:45,795 --> 00:31:49,249
♪ If you're looking for trouble
You came to the right place
392
00:31:51,454 --> 00:31:54,619
♪ If you're looking for trouble
Just look right in my face
393
00:31:56,728 --> 00:31:58,166
♪ I was born standing up
394
00:31:59,605 --> 00:32:01,044
♪ And talking back
395
00:32:01,523 --> 00:32:05,168
♪ My daddy was a green-eyed mountain jack
396
00:32:06,317 --> 00:32:08,139
♪ Because I'm evil ♪
397
00:32:08,715 --> 00:32:09,386
Cousin Bo!
398
00:32:11,016 --> 00:32:11,879
What's the trouble, Kitten?
399
00:32:14,086 --> 00:32:15,716
"Breaking in a brand new broken heart?
400
00:32:17,058 --> 00:32:19,072
"Lost that loving feeling?
401
00:32:20,127 --> 00:32:21,757
"Three cigarettes in an ashtray? "
402
00:32:22,236 --> 00:32:23,867
It's worse than any song could say.
403
00:32:24,442 --> 00:32:27,128
If anyone could, the King would.
I know, I know the hurt.
404
00:32:27,894 --> 00:32:29,525
Been there. Nick's been shacking?
405
00:32:30,292 --> 00:32:31,059
Not now, Bo.
406
00:32:31,347 --> 00:32:33,456
I'll lay him right out. Boom! Like that.
407
00:32:35,469 --> 00:32:37,867
No one messes with my Special K.
408
00:32:38,826 --> 00:32:39,689
All right, Baby.
409
00:32:40,745 --> 00:32:43,238
Baby, you're the 50-foot woman.
410
00:32:45,539 --> 00:32:46,402
You'd better not be getting hitched.
411
00:32:46,689 --> 00:32:48,416
No! The dummy was just too short.
412
00:32:55,896 --> 00:32:56,951
"Here's looking at you, kid."
413
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:03,759
I got my teeth fixed.
414
00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:11,239
Good for you, Bo.
415
00:33:13,924 --> 00:33:14,788
Are you circumcised?
416
00:33:15,267 --> 00:33:16,034
What?
417
00:33:16,705 --> 00:33:17,951
Are you circumcised?
418
00:33:18,622 --> 00:33:19,390
Circularise?
419
00:33:20,253 --> 00:33:21,500
No, circumcised!
420
00:33:22,459 --> 00:33:23,418
My circulation's fine.
421
00:33:24,281 --> 00:33:26,295
No. Are you circumcised? You know?
422
00:33:28,500 --> 00:33:30,610
Does a man's calzone look better that way?
423
00:33:31,856 --> 00:33:33,295
Is it more attractive to women with...
424
00:33:34,830 --> 00:33:37,132
I'd like to fuck a woman
with a backside as big as the world.
425
00:33:38,761 --> 00:33:40,295
Are you listening to me? I'm talking to you.
426
00:33:40,871 --> 00:33:41,542
Well, who wants to know?
427
00:33:42,022 --> 00:33:43,940
You cocksucker.
You should have been a scientist.
428
00:33:46,049 --> 00:33:47,775
It's cleaner. It's cleaner without the foreskin.
429
00:33:48,639 --> 00:33:50,940
Most guys in pornos, John Leslie
nobody better.
430
00:33:52,091 --> 00:33:53,050
Yes. I would say, yes.
431
00:33:55,927 --> 00:33:56,886
Are you circumcised?
432
00:33:58,036 --> 00:33:58,899
Hell, no. That shit hurts.
433
00:33:59,762 --> 00:34:01,200
Somebody cuts my dick
it better be for vengeance.
434
00:34:01,681 --> 00:34:03,886
♪ One, two, three, uh!
435
00:34:05,900 --> 00:34:07,243
♪ Hot pants!
436
00:34:07,721 --> 00:34:09,160
♪ Hey, hot pants!
437
00:34:10,982 --> 00:34:13,475
♪ Hot pants! Smokin'! Hot pants!
438
00:34:15,394 --> 00:34:16,737
♪ Where it's at
439
00:34:17,311 --> 00:34:19,133
♪ That's where it's at
440
00:34:19,709 --> 00:34:21,339
♪ Baby, take your Fryburg
441
00:34:22,490 --> 00:34:23,640
♪ Looks much better with time
442
00:34:24,024 --> 00:34:24,791
I fucking love you!
443
00:34:25,079 --> 00:34:26,517
- ♪ My fever keeps growing
- I fucking love you!
444
00:34:26,996 --> 00:34:28,243
♪ Girl, you're blowing my mind! ♪
445
00:34:29,394 --> 00:34:33,134
We've got the address, no last name.
Find the love shack.
446
00:34:34,573 --> 00:34:35,244
You got a weapon?
447
00:34:41,476 --> 00:34:43,971
Maybe we should stop
get something bigger.
448
00:34:47,038 --> 00:34:48,477
I don't need something bigger.
449
00:34:53,943 --> 00:34:54,614
Yes.
450
00:34:55,670 --> 00:34:57,205
Do you have
a decrease in libido?
451
00:34:57,779 --> 00:34:58,642
Sure. Thank you.
452
00:34:58,930 --> 00:35:01,423
Do you have a decrease in strength
and/or endurance?
453
00:35:02,766 --> 00:35:06,314
Have you lost height?
Are your erections less strong?
454
00:35:08,231 --> 00:35:09,670
Has your uncircumcised foreskin
455
00:35:10,150 --> 00:35:12,835
ever resulted in an adverse reaction
from your partner?
456
00:35:15,616 --> 00:35:17,822
Does the shape of your glans
cause you anxiety?
457
00:35:19,355 --> 00:35:21,657
Are you concerned
about inadequate penile hygiene?
458
00:35:23,384 --> 00:35:25,110
If you answered, "Yes, " to question one
459
00:35:25,685 --> 00:35:26,453
Mr Murder, please.
460
00:35:27,028 --> 00:35:28,466
...or at least three of the questions
461
00:35:28,945 --> 00:35:31,438
you may be a candidate
for adult circumcision.
462
00:35:33,644 --> 00:35:37,001
I heard you with Fryburg.
You make loud noises and I hear them.
463
00:35:37,959 --> 00:35:38,918
You make loud noises?
464
00:35:39,302 --> 00:35:42,083
Yeah. I want to make them, too.
I told my psychiatrist.
465
00:35:42,850 --> 00:35:43,617
- What?
- What?
466
00:35:43,905 --> 00:35:44,960
I had nothing else to tell him. So...
467
00:35:46,590 --> 00:35:47,453
Fuck off, Fryburg.
468
00:35:48,028 --> 00:35:48,891
I'm a fucking star.
469
00:35:49,275 --> 00:35:51,097
Did he do his Richard Gere for you?
Jumping all around in his jockstrap?
470
00:35:51,673 --> 00:35:52,536
Gere!
471
00:35:52,824 --> 00:35:54,454
- Richard Gere, he's hot!
- Hot chocolate!
472
00:35:55,029 --> 00:35:55,796
Chetty!
473
00:35:56,084 --> 00:35:57,331
He's got an ass that yodels.
474
00:35:57,713 --> 00:35:58,576
Call me!
475
00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:00,782
Chetty, Junior! Chetty, Junior!
476
00:36:03,468 --> 00:36:04,715
Good God! Chetty!
477
00:36:06,057 --> 00:36:07,496
Mom. Fryburg, Ma!
478
00:36:07,974 --> 00:36:09,029
Was für ein Name ist denn Fryburg?
Fryburg?
479
00:36:09,413 --> 00:36:10,660
Chester the Molester.
480
00:36:11,043 --> 00:36:11,906
You're just jealous.
481
00:36:12,290 --> 00:36:15,263
Look, I know that you know that I know
that you want me, Connie-lingus.
482
00:36:16,702 --> 00:36:20,059
Don't you talk to her like that, you animal!
I'll put your head in a pillory!
483
00:36:23,030 --> 00:36:23,893
Your father called.
484
00:36:24,948 --> 00:36:25,620
So?
485
00:36:26,291 --> 00:36:28,401
He wants to come to your sister's house
for the holidays.
486
00:36:29,455 --> 00:36:30,606
How am I going to face him?
487
00:36:35,977 --> 00:36:38,182
Some day, somewhere, somehow
488
00:36:38,949 --> 00:36:42,113
I am going to go up in one of those
metal cans and I am gonna fly away.
489
00:36:44,512 --> 00:36:45,566
Far away.
490
00:36:50,648 --> 00:36:51,799
Okay, this is the block.
491
00:36:52,374 --> 00:36:54,484
That redheaded skank is going down.
492
00:36:54,963 --> 00:36:59,951
♪ Someone I belong to
493
00:37:02,539 --> 00:37:03,690
I've got your back.
494
00:37:04,074 --> 00:37:07,718
♪ Doesn't belong to me
495
00:37:08,772 --> 00:37:10,978
Men. They blow smoke up your ass
496
00:37:12,129 --> 00:37:13,088
make you pregnant
497
00:37:14,143 --> 00:37:15,869
then go hunt for new snapper.
498
00:37:16,445 --> 00:37:19,322
♪ Someone who can be faithful
499
00:37:20,663 --> 00:37:25,075
♪ Who knows that I have to be
500
00:37:29,390 --> 00:37:33,801
♪ Why must I be alone?
501
00:37:35,048 --> 00:37:37,734
♪ So
502
00:37:38,501 --> 00:37:40,899
♪ Why can I
503
00:37:41,665 --> 00:37:46,651
♪ On my own
504
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:50,295
♪ So
505
00:37:53,173 --> 00:37:56,337
♪ Alone from night to night you find me
506
00:37:59,309 --> 00:38:00,076
Is Tula here?
507
00:38:00,364 --> 00:38:01,706
♪ Too weak
508
00:38:02,186 --> 00:38:03,337
Does that bitch live here?
509
00:38:03,720 --> 00:38:04,776
♪ To break the chains that bind me
510
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:05,927
No.
511
00:38:06,694 --> 00:38:09,283
♪ I need no shackles
512
00:38:10,433 --> 00:38:12,543
♪ To remind me
513
00:38:14,077 --> 00:38:17,050
♪ I'm just a prisoner
514
00:38:17,914 --> 00:38:19,736
♪ Of love
515
00:38:22,133 --> 00:38:23,667
♪ For one command
516
00:38:24,243 --> 00:38:27,024
♪ I stand and wait now
517
00:38:29,132 --> 00:38:32,682
♪ For one who's master of my fate now
518
00:38:33,736 --> 00:38:34,408
Yeah, baby.
519
00:38:36,134 --> 00:38:38,052
♪ I can't escape
520
00:38:39,202 --> 00:38:42,174
♪ For it's too late now
521
00:38:43,133 --> 00:38:46,779
♪ I'm just a prisoner of love
522
00:38:47,738 --> 00:38:49,368
♪ Just a prisoner of love
523
00:38:49,942 --> 00:38:54,066
♪ Oh, I'm just a prisoner of love
524
00:38:56,559 --> 00:38:59,821
♪ What's the good of my caring
525
00:39:00,683 --> 00:39:01,450
Give it up.
526
00:39:01,834 --> 00:39:03,752
♪ If someone is sharing
527
00:39:04,327 --> 00:39:07,204
♪ Those arms
528
00:39:08,067 --> 00:39:09,985
♪ With me
529
00:39:10,559 --> 00:39:14,013
♪ Although he has another
530
00:39:14,972 --> 00:39:17,753
♪ I can't have another
531
00:39:18,616 --> 00:39:20,534
♪ 'Cause I'm
532
00:39:21,108 --> 00:39:24,464
♪ I'm not free
533
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,397
♪ He is in my dreams
534
00:39:29,260 --> 00:39:31,754
♪ Awake or sleeping
535
00:39:33,863 --> 00:39:35,972
♪ Upon my knees
536
00:39:36,452 --> 00:39:38,754
♪ To her I'm creeping
537
00:39:39,521 --> 00:39:42,782
♪ His very life, my very life
538
00:39:43,644 --> 00:39:45,754
♪ Is in his keeping
539
00:39:47,288 --> 00:39:51,028
♪ Oh, I'm just a prisoner of love ♪
540
00:39:52,083 --> 00:39:53,905
Thongs, half bras, full bras
541
00:39:54,481 --> 00:39:58,029
g- strings, push-up bras, teddies
garter belts, crotchless panty hose.
542
00:39:59,851 --> 00:40:01,577
Fuck bloomers. That's what I sell.
543
00:40:02,919 --> 00:40:04,453
To rich, tan, bored housewives
544
00:40:04,932 --> 00:40:07,043
who take the fat from their ass-cheeks
and inject it into their lips.
545
00:40:08,290 --> 00:40:10,783
If you're gonna kiss someone's arse, then
you should know that's what you're kissing.
546
00:40:11,837 --> 00:40:13,467
Personally, I think
kissing's sexier than shagging
547
00:40:14,043 --> 00:40:15,577
but you're sucking on chicken fat there.
548
00:40:16,057 --> 00:40:16,920
Not that their husbands mind.
549
00:40:17,303 --> 00:40:18,935
You know, they're out buying
big homes, buying paintings
550
00:40:19,414 --> 00:40:21,428
going to the fucking opera
taking one up the bum for the Queen
551
00:40:22,098 --> 00:40:24,304
while the misses are out sticking their
fannies in my face.
552
00:40:24,975 --> 00:40:26,701
Does my bum look big in this?
Can you see my cellulite?
553
00:40:27,756 --> 00:40:29,866
What they need, these women
is a good old-fashioned horsefuck.
554
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:32,551
They can buy all the new panties they want
but they get stained, don't they?
555
00:40:33,318 --> 00:40:35,332
Stained panties, part of life
no matter how hard you wipe.
556
00:40:36,003 --> 00:40:37,058
I think you're dead sexy.
557
00:40:38,976 --> 00:40:39,743
Not at first.
558
00:40:40,893 --> 00:40:44,537
Then one day, I looked up and I saw you
working with your shirt off and your gut out.
559
00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:48,182
"That's a man"
I said to myself.
560
00:40:48,566 --> 00:40:49,333
A real man.
561
00:40:50,196 --> 00:40:51,922
Someone to take me down the pub for a pint.
562
00:40:53,552 --> 00:40:56,908
You're way too old for me
but I figure you only go round once in life.
563
00:40:58,826 --> 00:41:01,992
I've got, what, 75 years
if I don't get hit by a bus?
564
00:41:04,868 --> 00:41:06,210
I want to kiss you, big man.
565
00:41:07,553 --> 00:41:09,375
I want to give you a big, sloppy, wet kiss.
566
00:41:11,771 --> 00:41:13,115
You won't tell anyone, right?
567
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:16,759
Inch by inch
568
00:41:18,102 --> 00:41:20,020
the elephant fucked the ant.
569
00:41:43,801 --> 00:41:44,473
Ouch.
570
00:41:46,582 --> 00:41:47,925
I'm qualified to satisfy you.
571
00:41:49,939 --> 00:41:52,144
Don't worry, kid. We'll find the ho.
572
00:41:53,008 --> 00:41:55,117
We've got to think like Kojak.
"Who loves you, baby? "
573
00:41:56,268 --> 00:41:59,049
We'll smoke her redheaded ass out
then we'll let the music play.
574
00:42:00,871 --> 00:42:02,310
What am I doing?
I don't know what I'm doing.
575
00:42:03,076 --> 00:42:05,186
Who knows what anybody's doing?
576
00:42:06,913 --> 00:42:08,064
Some people fear the Lord.
577
00:42:09,502 --> 00:42:10,365
I fear women.
578
00:42:10,653 --> 00:42:11,899
What really happened
579
00:42:13,145 --> 00:42:14,104
between you and Roe?
580
00:42:16,214 --> 00:42:16,981
Roe
581
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:23,119
was my first love.
582
00:42:24,941 --> 00:42:27,338
I traced her name in cowshit.
She was "my first..."
583
00:42:29,544 --> 00:42:30,886
"my last, my everything."
584
00:42:32,516 --> 00:42:36,065
Was it, um, true, I mean, that you had...
585
00:42:38,270 --> 00:42:38,942
What?
586
00:42:41,051 --> 00:42:41,819
Um.
587
00:42:42,105 --> 00:42:42,873
Trouble?
588
00:42:43,736 --> 00:42:44,599
Only with Roe.
589
00:42:46,325 --> 00:42:47,285
With other chicks
590
00:42:48,819 --> 00:42:49,586
I'm Barry White.
591
00:42:51,217 --> 00:42:54,765
I go to the meat market
I'm in and out like car service.
592
00:42:55,819 --> 00:42:57,929
- Okay, okay.
- I don't mean to be crude, but it's the truth.
593
00:42:59,846 --> 00:43:01,382
Maybe I knew her too well.
594
00:43:01,861 --> 00:43:02,533
I don't know.
595
00:43:03,587 --> 00:43:04,545
Is that why she left?
596
00:43:06,847 --> 00:43:07,902
She met the Greek.
597
00:43:14,519 --> 00:43:15,478
Come here.
598
00:43:15,861 --> 00:43:16,629
Come up here.
599
00:43:16,916 --> 00:43:19,985
♪ I saw the light on the night
that I passed by her window
600
00:43:23,341 --> 00:43:27,369
♪ I saw the flickering shadows
of love on her blind
601
00:43:30,726 --> 00:43:34,274
♪ She was my woman
602
00:43:35,232 --> 00:43:36,287
Spank, spank!
603
00:43:38,013 --> 00:43:41,466
♪ As she deceived me
I watched and went out of my mind
604
00:43:45,301 --> 00:43:49,041
♪ My, my, my, Delilah
605
00:43:52,398 --> 00:43:56,426
♪ Why, why, why, Delilah?
606
00:43:59,590 --> 00:44:01,700
♪ I could see
607
00:44:02,371 --> 00:44:05,344
♪ That girl was no good for me
608
00:44:07,069 --> 00:44:10,522
♪ But I was lost like a slave
that no man could free
609
00:44:13,974 --> 00:44:17,234
♪ At break of day when that man drove away
I was waiting
610
00:44:20,591 --> 00:44:21,455
The Greek!
611
00:44:21,838 --> 00:44:25,003
♪ I crossed the street to her house
and she opened the door
612
00:44:27,591 --> 00:44:28,262
Roe!
613
00:44:29,126 --> 00:44:29,893
Why?
614
00:44:30,468 --> 00:44:32,674
♪ She stood there laughing
615
00:44:35,743 --> 00:44:39,291
♪ I felt the knife in my hand
and she laughed no more
616
00:44:42,647 --> 00:44:46,963
♪ My, my, my, Delilah
617
00:44:49,744 --> 00:44:52,429
♪ Why, why, why, Delilah?
618
00:44:53,195 --> 00:44:54,442
You stabbed me.
619
00:44:56,935 --> 00:44:59,141
♪ So before
620
00:45:00,579 --> 00:45:02,882
♪ They come to break down the door
621
00:45:04,127 --> 00:45:08,251
♪ Forgive me, Delilah
I just couldn't take any more
622
00:45:25,799 --> 00:45:28,389
♪ So before
623
00:45:29,157 --> 00:45:31,842
♪ They come to break down the door
624
00:45:32,993 --> 00:45:35,582
♪ Forgive me, Delilah, I just couldn't take
625
00:45:36,348 --> 00:45:41,622
♪ Any more! ♪
626
00:45:43,062 --> 00:45:43,733
Bo?
627
00:45:45,842 --> 00:45:46,705
Roe?
628
00:45:46,993 --> 00:45:47,760
Bo.
629
00:45:49,678 --> 00:45:50,349
Loser.
630
00:45:58,117 --> 00:46:00,035
♪ I know a guy who's tough but sweet
631
00:46:02,241 --> 00:46:04,542
♪ He's so fine, he can't be beat
632
00:46:06,459 --> 00:46:08,761
♪ He's got everything that I desire
633
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:12,502
♪ Sets the summer sun on fire
634
00:46:14,994 --> 00:46:16,624
♪ I want candy
635
00:46:19,022 --> 00:46:20,652
♪ I want candy ♪
636
00:46:21,419 --> 00:46:24,009
Wait, whoa, whoa! What are you...
What is going on here?
637
00:46:25,639 --> 00:46:26,694
What are you wear... That...
638
00:46:27,077 --> 00:46:29,187
Oh, my God.
That's Mrs Lipshitz's daughter's dress.
639
00:46:29,858 --> 00:46:30,817
What is she gonna say if she sees that?
640
00:46:31,105 --> 00:46:32,639
She's gonna say that I look better
than her daughter Stacy in it.
641
00:46:33,310 --> 00:46:34,078
That's what she's gonna say.
642
00:46:34,364 --> 00:46:35,132
- Take it off.
- No.
643
00:46:35,515 --> 00:46:38,873
- Right now. Take it off. Now!
- It's wasted on her. I'm not taking it off!
644
00:46:39,832 --> 00:46:40,695
They're engaged.
645
00:46:48,653 --> 00:46:51,531
You two must think
I'm the cucumber in the gardener's ass.
646
00:46:53,929 --> 00:46:55,079
Your mother know about this, Chetty?
647
00:46:55,462 --> 00:46:56,709
Yes, Chetty, does your mother know?
648
00:46:57,284 --> 00:46:59,490
Fryburg does as Fryburg pleases.
Fryburg is a free man!
649
00:47:00,353 --> 00:47:02,175
I don't care
if he calls himself Melvin the Moon Man
650
00:47:02,750 --> 00:47:03,614
he's not marrying my daughter.
651
00:47:03,902 --> 00:47:05,436
- You're not going to come to my wedding?
- I'm coming.
652
00:47:05,915 --> 00:47:06,970
Your mother's not coming to the nuptials?
653
00:47:07,353 --> 00:47:08,408
- Hold on.
- Ma, you want a hit?
654
00:47:08,792 --> 00:47:10,997
If I died and was born again
no, I'm not coming.
655
00:47:11,669 --> 00:47:13,491
I'm your daughter! Your baby daughter!
656
00:47:14,066 --> 00:47:14,833
I'm in love, Ma.
657
00:47:15,312 --> 00:47:16,751
Love is the vaguest word
in the human vocabulary.
658
00:47:17,327 --> 00:47:19,532
- My head is full of Fryburg.
- It's terrible and beautiful.
659
00:47:20,204 --> 00:47:21,546
- His lips fill my dreams.
- Empty glasses.
660
00:47:22,026 --> 00:47:23,081
- When I'm away from him...
- Senseless conversations.
661
00:47:23,464 --> 00:47:25,478
- ...my thoughts are of him and only him.
- Cigarette ashes.
662
00:47:26,148 --> 00:47:27,395
He's my first love.
663
00:47:27,779 --> 00:47:29,313
Well, anybody can be in love.
664
00:47:29,792 --> 00:47:31,328
- I've read romances...
- When you've seen your lover...
665
00:47:31,903 --> 00:47:33,438
- ...puke his guts out...
- ...in prose and verse...
666
00:47:33,917 --> 00:47:35,547
- ...grow a cyst on his ass...
- ...in different languages.
667
00:47:36,026 --> 00:47:37,848
- ...crush you with his beer belly...
- So I must be...
668
00:47:38,423 --> 00:47:40,437
- ...stink of cheese...
- I must be in love. I love Fryburg...
669
00:47:41,108 --> 00:47:42,451
- ...reach in there and rip your heart out
- ...Mom...
670
00:47:42,930 --> 00:47:45,617
...and leaves a big, empty hole
then and only then can you say, "I love him!"
671
00:47:46,862 --> 00:47:48,493
Do you even love dad?
672
00:47:52,233 --> 00:47:54,822
I loved him. He pulled down the shade.
673
00:47:56,739 --> 00:47:57,411
Now I hate him.
674
00:48:00,288 --> 00:48:01,726
Why did you guys even get married then?
675
00:48:05,657 --> 00:48:06,329
I...
676
00:48:07,575 --> 00:48:08,342
I was lonely.
677
00:48:10,933 --> 00:48:11,700
He was handsome.
678
00:48:15,631 --> 00:48:19,083
Wild, crazy eyes, like an animal
peering out of a forest on fire.
679
00:48:23,111 --> 00:48:24,071
You know, love doesn't...
680
00:48:27,426 --> 00:48:30,879
Not everything is cured by love, huh?
681
00:48:35,194 --> 00:48:37,016
Look, my life has been one hell of a mess
682
00:48:37,591 --> 00:48:39,605
but you are one of the reasons
that I keep trying.
683
00:48:42,099 --> 00:48:43,153
Rosebud's my heartache.
684
00:48:48,331 --> 00:48:50,057
Get a life and then do love.
685
00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:54,182
Don't throw your dreams
into the never-never.
686
00:48:55,716 --> 00:48:57,442
Life doesn't give you second chances.
687
00:49:00,989 --> 00:49:02,812
Come on, baby. Check it out! Check it out!
688
00:49:04,058 --> 00:49:04,922
We're gonna work.
689
00:49:06,456 --> 00:49:07,606
Hey, you asshole.
690
00:49:18,635 --> 00:49:22,471
Tease me, tease me! Hammer me!
Slam me! Drill me!
691
00:49:23,526 --> 00:49:25,060
You did it for me. For me!
692
00:49:25,635 --> 00:49:27,937
Give me all of that helldog!
Pour it into my red-hot oven!
693
00:49:28,607 --> 00:49:30,525
Ooh, yeah, does it feel different?
Oh, does it feel different?
694
00:49:31,100 --> 00:49:32,636
Tease me! Love me! Don't stop!
695
00:49:33,307 --> 00:49:35,513
Oh, it's so beautiful! Oh, yeah!
It's so beautiful!
696
00:49:36,183 --> 00:49:40,211
Oh, yeah! I can't believe...
I can't believe you cut it off for me!
697
00:49:42,033 --> 00:49:44,911
You kill me! Oh! Yeah! Yes! I love it!
698
00:49:45,774 --> 00:49:48,075
Go on. Keep going, Nicky!
You know you can! You know you can!
699
00:49:48,746 --> 00:49:50,472
You used to be an athlete, didn't you?
Yeah, I know you did.
700
00:49:51,047 --> 00:49:53,924
That's it! Ooh, you filthy bugger!
Oh, keep going now. I love it! I love it!
701
00:49:55,938 --> 00:49:59,487
Oh, God, yes! Oh, yeah! Like that.
702
00:50:03,322 --> 00:50:05,528
It's lovely like that! Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
703
00:50:13,008 --> 00:50:15,405
Give me
that fucking fairy dusting, Nick.
704
00:50:31,803 --> 00:50:32,666
You know what?
705
00:50:34,872 --> 00:50:36,022
Next time a flag rises
706
00:50:37,556 --> 00:50:38,708
you can knock on me back door.
707
00:50:40,721 --> 00:50:41,680
Marlon Brando style.
708
00:50:46,763 --> 00:50:50,407
What do you mean, up... Up your stovepipe?
709
00:50:52,709 --> 00:50:53,476
Yeah.
710
00:50:54,531 --> 00:50:55,202
Sure.
711
00:50:55,969 --> 00:50:56,640
Why not?
712
00:50:59,037 --> 00:51:00,092
Open my safe.
713
00:51:04,215 --> 00:51:05,174
This is great chicken.
714
00:51:05,559 --> 00:51:07,573
I'd better stop eating it.
I'll blow up like a fucking whale.
715
00:51:09,010 --> 00:51:10,641
You don't want a fat bird
for a girlfriend, do you?
716
00:51:13,038 --> 00:51:14,477
God. You are one crude broad.
717
00:51:18,407 --> 00:51:19,463
Is that what you think of me?
718
00:51:22,244 --> 00:51:24,162
I'm not a thinker. No.
719
00:51:28,189 --> 00:51:30,203
Do you think of me? Ever?
720
00:51:33,368 --> 00:51:35,478
Tell me what you like about me.
And don't be fucking polite.
721
00:51:40,943 --> 00:51:42,094
The nasty way you look at me.
722
00:51:44,875 --> 00:51:45,547
Mmm-hmm.
723
00:51:47,178 --> 00:51:50,534
The way you touch your hair and you twirl it.
724
00:51:53,890 --> 00:51:54,561
Right.
725
00:51:55,424 --> 00:51:58,493
Your soft, white basket
726
00:51:59,931 --> 00:52:00,794
up in the air
727
00:52:02,041 --> 00:52:04,343
staring at me like a third eyeball.
728
00:52:07,315 --> 00:52:08,083
You're funny.
729
00:52:08,465 --> 00:52:09,232
Your...
730
00:52:13,261 --> 00:52:14,604
I don't know, just, you're...
731
00:52:16,809 --> 00:52:18,440
Your red everything.
732
00:52:24,001 --> 00:52:25,055
I really like you.
733
00:52:25,727 --> 00:52:26,687
I like you, too.
734
00:52:29,179 --> 00:52:31,672
What about our future?
What are we gonna do?
735
00:52:43,660 --> 00:52:45,386
Just living till you die is hard work.
736
00:52:50,755 --> 00:52:55,359
♪ Tell me your love is true
737
00:52:57,469 --> 00:53:01,017
♪ Like I love you
738
00:53:13,963 --> 00:53:17,127
♪ Too many times romantic words are
spoken
739
00:53:18,278 --> 00:53:20,964
♪ Too many words of love are said in vain
740
00:53:22,114 --> 00:53:25,087
♪ Too many times a foolish heart is broken
741
00:53:26,142 --> 00:53:29,210
♪ And left with just a memory for a token
742
00:53:30,648 --> 00:53:34,676
♪ How can I know that you
won't hurt me, too?
743
00:53:36,499 --> 00:53:38,225
♪ Do you love me the way you kiss me?
744
00:53:38,799 --> 00:53:41,197
♪ 'Cause you kiss me like you love me
745
00:53:41,868 --> 00:53:43,402
♪ Do you mean everything you say
746
00:53:43,978 --> 00:53:45,800
♪ And do you say everything you mean?
747
00:53:48,294 --> 00:53:49,732
♪ Do you love me the way you hold me?
748
00:53:50,307 --> 00:53:52,417
♪ 'Cause you hold me like you love me
749
00:53:53,663 --> 00:53:55,006
♪ Is it only a lovely dream
750
00:53:55,485 --> 00:53:58,170
♪ Or can I dream of a wedding day?
751
00:54:36,241 --> 00:54:37,871
♪ Do you love me the way you hold me?
752
00:54:38,447 --> 00:54:40,556
♪ 'Cause you hold me like you love me
753
00:54:41,515 --> 00:54:45,064
♪ Is it only a lovely dream or can I dream
754
00:54:47,653 --> 00:54:51,776
♪ Of a wedding day? ♪
755
00:55:05,873 --> 00:55:06,640
Tsk.
756
00:55:12,010 --> 00:55:14,407
There's nothing so magical
as a woman's ass!
757
00:55:15,846 --> 00:55:19,586
Give me hot broads in high heels
with asses that forgot to get old.
758
00:55:27,929 --> 00:55:30,231
What is with men, huh?
They think they can whip their schlongs out
759
00:55:30,997 --> 00:55:33,394
whenever they want just in broad daylight
for the whole world to see?
760
00:55:34,066 --> 00:55:34,929
Give the guy a break.
761
00:55:35,505 --> 00:55:36,943
- What?
- Man is a beast.
762
00:55:37,807 --> 00:55:41,547
Take myself, for instance.
I see a young girl get up on a school bus
763
00:55:42,984 --> 00:55:45,957
jeans riding low, showing a thong.
764
00:55:47,683 --> 00:55:51,040
My first thought is
"I want to buzz your butt."
765
00:55:51,998 --> 00:55:52,862
- Am I right?
- Uh-huh.
766
00:55:53,725 --> 00:55:57,561
My second, "How could your mommy and
daddy allow you to go to school like that?"
767
00:55:58,711 --> 00:55:59,862
You should be ashamed of yourself.
768
00:56:00,245 --> 00:56:03,027
I am, but it doesn't last. Blah blah blah.
769
00:56:03,890 --> 00:56:04,657
Do you know where we're going?
770
00:56:04,945 --> 00:56:07,438
Ring-a-ding-ding. All right, $1.69, plus tax.
771
00:56:08,301 --> 00:56:09,068
Where?
772
00:56:09,835 --> 00:56:12,233
Round two
Baby Mazoa against Spice Wallah.
773
00:56:12,999 --> 00:56:14,629
Baby looks a little bit out of shape, there.
774
00:56:16,836 --> 00:56:17,699
Come on!
775
00:56:19,329 --> 00:56:20,672
These guys today, they can't fight!
776
00:56:21,150 --> 00:56:22,205
- Daddy.
- What?
777
00:56:22,589 --> 00:56:23,356
I've got to talk to you.
778
00:56:23,644 --> 00:56:24,507
I'm in the flesh.
779
00:56:24,795 --> 00:56:26,425
Yeah, but it's something that's really
really important...
780
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:28,439
In the kidney, hit him in the kidney!
781
00:56:28,919 --> 00:56:30,549
- 'Cause I've been wrestling...
- Have some liquorice.
782
00:56:31,124 --> 00:56:31,891
No, thank you.
783
00:56:32,275 --> 00:56:33,138
Where's your mother?
784
00:56:33,521 --> 00:56:34,384
Mother?
785
00:56:34,672 --> 00:56:37,933
That's it! Hit him in the stomach!
In the stomach! In the stomach! Yeah!
786
00:56:40,713 --> 00:56:41,576
- Dad?
- Yeah.
787
00:56:43,207 --> 00:56:44,358
I'm going into wedlock.
788
00:56:55,193 --> 00:56:56,153
So what did your mother say?
789
00:56:58,838 --> 00:57:00,181
She says I can't...
790
00:57:03,632 --> 00:57:05,550
She says I can't marry no one. I'm...
791
00:57:07,948 --> 00:57:08,907
I'm too young.
792
00:57:11,304 --> 00:57:12,263
So she's against it.
793
00:57:14,373 --> 00:57:15,236
Right.
794
00:57:19,168 --> 00:57:20,127
And so am I.
795
00:57:22,044 --> 00:57:22,812
What?
796
00:57:23,963 --> 00:57:26,264
You guys don't even
talk to one another anymore.
797
00:57:27,031 --> 00:57:28,566
Well, I don't have to talk to your mother
to agree with her.
798
00:57:29,045 --> 00:57:30,100
That doesn't make any sense.
799
00:57:33,456 --> 00:57:36,717
There's a lot of things in this pothole
of a life that don't make sense.
800
00:57:38,156 --> 00:57:39,019
But you do them.
801
00:57:40,074 --> 00:57:42,279
It takes me a good, solid hour
plus coffee and a cigarette
802
00:57:42,950 --> 00:57:45,443
to evacuate in the morning.
Does that make sense? No.
803
00:57:47,361 --> 00:57:50,431
But I do it, because when I'm high up
on that bridge, I don't have a choice.
804
00:57:54,841 --> 00:57:55,608
Okay.
805
00:58:21,117 --> 00:58:22,651
Don't overreact.
Let me finish what I'm saying.
806
00:58:23,130 --> 00:58:24,376
What do you mean
we don't know each other enough?
807
00:58:24,856 --> 00:58:25,911
- I've known you since you were born.
- I know that we...
808
00:58:26,294 --> 00:58:29,075
I know. But we don't know each other like
we're getting to know each other right now
809
00:58:29,843 --> 00:58:31,282
and I don't want to hop in right now.
I want to date...
810
00:58:31,762 --> 00:58:33,775
Let me tell you something, Baby.
It's all or nothing with Fryburg, okay?
811
00:58:34,446 --> 00:58:35,213
All or nothing!
812
00:58:35,501 --> 00:58:37,227
You take all of me
or you take none of me. I live right there.
813
00:58:37,802 --> 00:58:39,816
How am I gonna show my face in this
neighbourhood if you don't marry me now?
814
00:58:40,391 --> 00:58:41,830
Don't say that right now. Let's just...
We love each other...
815
00:58:42,308 --> 00:58:44,131
What do you want me to do? You want me
to change? Fryburg can't change.
816
00:58:45,954 --> 00:58:46,721
Fryburg stays like this.
817
00:58:47,008 --> 00:58:48,351
- You fell in love with this.
- Don't take that away from me.
818
00:58:48,830 --> 00:58:51,132
That's it! And you know what?
You're not in my band anymore.
819
00:58:51,803 --> 00:58:52,570
Oh, God.
820
00:58:52,857 --> 00:58:53,816
That's not what this is about...
821
00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:54,967
You're not in my band anymore!
822
00:58:56,405 --> 00:58:57,174
- Oh, God.
- Get back here
823
00:58:57,461 --> 00:58:58,516
and let's finish the conversation...
824
00:58:58,900 --> 00:58:59,763
- I loved you!
- ...Iike mature adults!
825
00:59:00,146 --> 00:59:01,489
No not loved. Get back here!
826
00:59:15,201 --> 00:59:15,969
Hello.
827
00:59:18,941 --> 00:59:19,709
Can I help?
828
00:59:20,476 --> 00:59:21,339
Twat did you say?
829
00:59:22,393 --> 00:59:23,160
Do you need help?
830
00:59:23,544 --> 00:59:25,558
Cunt hear you. Scum a little closer.
831
00:59:27,380 --> 00:59:28,339
What did you say?
832
00:59:30,737 --> 00:59:34,189
What kind of underwear
do you think a man fancies?
833
00:59:36,586 --> 00:59:38,121
- Depends on the man.
- A man with a moustache.
834
00:59:40,039 --> 00:59:41,094
What sort of moustache?
835
00:59:41,477 --> 00:59:42,245
A dirty one.
836
00:59:44,162 --> 00:59:45,025
Dirty black one?
837
00:59:46,751 --> 00:59:48,381
Yeah. You hit the nail on the head.
838
00:59:50,107 --> 00:59:51,067
I like doing that.
839
00:59:53,847 --> 00:59:56,053
I'm in the market for some underwear.
The, uh
840
00:59:57,683 --> 01:00:00,560
kind of underwear
that makes a man lose his mind.
841
01:00:02,478 --> 01:00:04,493
Okay, well, I can help you with that.
842
01:00:09,575 --> 01:00:10,821
You know, a long time ago
843
01:00:12,068 --> 01:00:14,369
women didn't wear underwear
if they were well-bred.
844
01:00:15,903 --> 01:00:17,533
Only prostitutes wore panties.
845
01:00:19,932 --> 01:00:22,329
Right. I didn't know that.
846
01:00:25,301 --> 01:00:27,602
Well, now you know.
847
01:00:31,151 --> 01:00:33,357
Right. Do you want to follow me?
848
01:00:37,864 --> 01:00:38,918
Oh, God, I'm dying!
849
01:00:39,302 --> 01:00:40,165
No, you're not, sir.
850
01:00:40,549 --> 01:00:41,699
I'm dying! I'm dying!
851
01:00:42,083 --> 01:00:42,946
Where is the pain, sir?
852
01:00:43,616 --> 01:00:44,863
Stomach! It's his stomach.
853
01:00:46,398 --> 01:00:48,221
What did you eat, sir?
What was the last thing that you ate?
854
01:00:51,577 --> 01:00:54,166
You said you were gonna leave some
for me. That was a four-pound tub!
855
01:00:54,932 --> 01:00:55,700
You ate the whole tub?
856
01:00:58,385 --> 01:00:59,153
How you doing, Mr Murder?
857
01:01:02,509 --> 01:01:04,235
How you doing? How's married life?
858
01:01:04,810 --> 01:01:06,920
Better, sir. Much better.
Thanks for your words of wisdom.
859
01:01:07,399 --> 01:01:08,646
- He tried to kill his self.
- With what?
860
01:01:09,221 --> 01:01:10,084
Black Liquorice.
861
01:01:10,372 --> 01:01:12,962
You tell your mother I apologise.
You tell her
862
01:01:14,975 --> 01:01:17,852
men are seaweed. Women are oak trees.
863
01:01:18,715 --> 01:01:20,345
Amen. Men die young.
864
01:01:21,400 --> 01:01:24,469
They think they ladies' men, 24l7.
Attila of the Springs and shit.
865
01:01:26,003 --> 01:01:27,825
Lips raw with love and then they be dead.
866
01:01:30,702 --> 01:01:31,949
You tell your mother I'm truly sorry.
867
01:01:35,017 --> 01:01:36,072
I know your tragedy.
868
01:01:36,455 --> 01:01:37,222
What tragedy?
869
01:01:38,085 --> 01:01:38,950
You got a loose one.
870
01:01:40,484 --> 01:01:41,347
Loose what?
871
01:01:41,731 --> 01:01:42,498
Pussy.
872
01:01:42,785 --> 01:01:44,895
Fuck you! What did you say?
873
01:01:45,566 --> 01:01:46,620
Wide fucking shores.
874
01:01:47,196 --> 01:01:49,210
You calling me used goods?
Who the fuck are you?
875
01:01:50,360 --> 01:01:51,991
Second-hand love doesn't work for me,
bitch.
876
01:01:52,567 --> 01:01:53,430
Don't worry, love.
877
01:01:54,196 --> 01:01:56,402
I lose interest in a man
as soon as he begins to care for me.
878
01:01:57,361 --> 01:01:58,799
I'm gonna rip your can wide open!
879
01:02:05,992 --> 01:02:08,869
♪ Hee, hee, hee
880
01:02:09,636 --> 01:02:10,883
Stop it!
881
01:02:12,321 --> 01:02:13,088
I'll kill you!
882
01:02:13,760 --> 01:02:16,541
♪ Hee, hee, hee
883
01:02:17,403 --> 01:02:19,513
Get your fingers off me
you stupid cow!
884
01:02:20,089 --> 01:02:21,527
Kick that big, red butt.
885
01:02:23,158 --> 01:02:24,308
Why you try to kill yourself, sir?
886
01:02:26,034 --> 01:02:28,623
♪ Well brunettes are fine, man
And blondes are fun
887
01:02:29,390 --> 01:02:32,075
♪ But when it comes to getting
a dirty job done
888
01:02:32,843 --> 01:02:34,569
♪ I'll take a redheaded woman
889
01:02:36,774 --> 01:02:38,213
♪ A redheaded woman
890
01:02:39,651 --> 01:02:43,391
♪ It takes a redheaded woman
To get a dirty job done
891
01:02:44,446 --> 01:02:45,884
I'm going to break your face!
892
01:02:47,323 --> 01:02:49,720
♪ Well, listen up, stud
your life's been wasted
893
01:02:50,487 --> 01:02:53,364
♪ Till you've got down on your knees
and tasted
894
01:02:54,228 --> 01:02:55,858
♪ A redheaded woman
895
01:02:58,062 --> 01:02:59,309
♪ A redheaded woman
896
01:03:00,940 --> 01:03:02,954
♪ It takes a redheaded woman
897
01:03:03,530 --> 01:03:05,160
♪ Get a dirty job done
898
01:03:05,926 --> 01:03:07,556
The one in the middle's mine
she looks dirty!
899
01:03:08,324 --> 01:03:10,913
♪ Well, I don't know how many girls
you've dated, man
900
01:03:11,680 --> 01:03:14,366
♪ But you ain't lived till you've had
your tires rotated
901
01:03:15,228 --> 01:03:16,954
♪ By a redheaded woman
902
01:03:18,872 --> 01:03:20,119
♪ Redheaded woman
903
01:03:20,598 --> 01:03:21,270
Ow!
904
01:03:21,941 --> 01:03:25,393
♪ It takes a redheaded woman
get a dirty job done ♪
905
01:03:26,351 --> 01:03:27,695
Well, she done
made that man sick.
906
01:03:32,873 --> 01:03:33,928
It's no picnic being a guy.
907
01:03:35,462 --> 01:03:36,421
Right? It's hard.
908
01:03:37,955 --> 01:03:40,929
I mean, If I was a woman
I would have been a prostitute.
909
01:03:43,902 --> 01:03:46,683
I broke up with Wanda.
Her ass was a travesty.
910
01:03:48,504 --> 01:03:50,134
There's just some things you can't overlook.
911
01:03:54,450 --> 01:03:55,601
What is going on out there?
912
01:03:59,436 --> 01:04:00,587
Get him, get him!
913
01:04:06,340 --> 01:04:07,588
Well, I'd run too, if I was gonna be a steak.
914
01:04:12,766 --> 01:04:13,437
Oh.
915
01:04:14,109 --> 01:04:16,794
Mrs Murder. Nice to see you. How are you?
916
01:04:18,519 --> 01:04:19,766
Every breath is a victory.
917
01:04:20,917 --> 01:04:21,685
Hiya, Mom.
918
01:04:22,356 --> 01:04:23,986
Don't you, "Hi, Mom" me.
919
01:04:29,068 --> 01:04:30,698
I told you. I told you!
920
01:04:32,328 --> 01:04:36,453
In the sixth grade, I told you
"Never tell a woman your business."
921
01:04:37,507 --> 01:04:40,384
"You just do your thing
and you keep it to yourself!"
922
01:04:44,411 --> 01:04:45,274
Maybe I should go.
923
01:04:45,658 --> 01:04:46,617
Sit down!
924
01:04:53,713 --> 01:04:57,358
I've got one foot on the banana peel
and one foot in the grave.
925
01:04:59,466 --> 01:05:00,617
And you do this to me?
926
01:05:02,824 --> 01:05:05,509
You have got dinosaur balls, buster.
927
01:05:07,809 --> 01:05:09,440
I should have clopped them off
when you were a kid.
928
01:05:10,015 --> 01:05:12,413
I'm your son, Ma! I could use some help.
929
01:05:13,276 --> 01:05:15,099
Does it look like I'm wearing
a white uniform?
930
01:05:16,058 --> 01:05:17,304
I'm supposed to be number one.
931
01:05:17,687 --> 01:05:20,372
You overshot your boundaries, number one!
932
01:05:21,523 --> 01:05:23,920
You go and get yourself a mistress
and on top of that
933
01:05:24,688 --> 01:05:26,318
you got yourself circumcised!
934
01:05:27,180 --> 01:05:29,482
Jesus! We're not even Jewish!
935
01:05:30,154 --> 01:05:31,017
I told him not to do it.
936
01:05:31,400 --> 01:05:33,510
Shut up! Who asked you?
937
01:05:34,373 --> 01:05:38,113
You're just like your father. And your
grandfather. May they rest in peace.
938
01:05:44,538 --> 01:05:45,401
Oh, yeah.
939
01:05:50,291 --> 01:05:51,346
Nicholas Nicotine.
940
01:05:51,730 --> 01:05:55,471
Wolf lungs. The doctor says
he's got wolf lungs. They're all black.
941
01:05:59,785 --> 01:06:01,895
Did I tell you his grandfather
tried to have sex with me?
942
01:06:04,005 --> 01:06:04,772
Really?
943
01:06:05,060 --> 01:06:05,827
I'm telling you.
944
01:06:07,936 --> 01:06:09,375
Told me my husband was a boy.
945
01:06:10,142 --> 01:06:12,731
That he could do things to me
that I couldn't imagine.
946
01:06:14,649 --> 01:06:15,512
Sexually?
947
01:06:16,088 --> 01:06:19,157
Well, yeah, sure.
He wasn't talking about going to Jersey.
948
01:06:21,553 --> 01:06:22,417
Jersey.
949
01:06:23,184 --> 01:06:27,020
That man, my father-in-law
had more ass than the seat on a toilet.
950
01:06:29,704 --> 01:06:31,814
Once he had an affair
with his architect's wife.
951
01:06:33,253 --> 01:06:36,994
He had them over to the house.
Right in front of his wife, he said to me
952
01:06:38,048 --> 01:06:39,678
"You take care of him
and I'll take care of her."
953
01:06:42,363 --> 01:06:43,610
Like I was his whore!
954
01:06:45,528 --> 01:06:46,487
You can't do that nowadays.
955
01:06:47,636 --> 01:06:48,788
His own daughter-in-law.
956
01:06:49,939 --> 01:06:51,090
He was dancing with her.
957
01:06:52,720 --> 01:06:53,679
He was a good dancer.
958
01:06:55,501 --> 01:06:56,364
And the woman
959
01:06:57,322 --> 01:06:58,856
Mrs Thompson was her name
960
01:06:59,528 --> 01:07:00,583
she had no bloomers on.
961
01:07:01,733 --> 01:07:02,981
I seen it when he twirled her.
962
01:07:05,474 --> 01:07:07,584
My mother-in-law was in the kitchen
pulling her hair out.
963
01:07:12,762 --> 01:07:14,584
And now this bastard goes and does
the same thing.
964
01:07:16,215 --> 01:07:17,653
It's in the genes. He can't help it.
965
01:07:20,433 --> 01:07:21,584
That long ago dance.
966
01:07:23,310 --> 01:07:24,269
I'm telling you
967
01:07:25,708 --> 01:07:26,955
I don't think I'm over it yet.
968
01:07:28,967 --> 01:07:31,749
Three generations of whoremasters.
969
01:07:37,216 --> 01:07:38,175
Ever been on a plane?
970
01:07:38,845 --> 01:07:40,283
No. Never.
971
01:07:43,257 --> 01:07:44,120
Someday.
972
01:07:44,408 --> 01:07:46,326
Yeah. Someday.
973
01:07:49,010 --> 01:07:49,969
- Look, Tula...
- Nicky?
974
01:07:55,243 --> 01:07:56,107
You shaved your moustache.
975
01:07:56,779 --> 01:07:57,738
Yeah, yeah. It's gone.
976
01:07:59,751 --> 01:08:00,614
Forever?
977
01:08:05,600 --> 01:08:06,464
You know, I could never...
978
01:08:07,518 --> 01:08:09,821
I can never find the right words to say
what I'm trying to say.
979
01:08:11,450 --> 01:08:13,176
Then don't say anything.
980
01:08:16,916 --> 01:08:17,971
We gotta stop.
981
01:08:18,354 --> 01:08:19,409
No. No, it doesn't.
982
01:08:19,792 --> 01:08:21,519
- Yeah. We're through. It's over.
- No!
983
01:08:23,533 --> 01:08:26,027
Come on. We deserve each other.
984
01:08:26,794 --> 01:08:28,520
Huh. You may be right about that, but...
985
01:08:29,094 --> 01:08:30,629
I am! You were meant for me.
986
01:08:32,451 --> 01:08:34,561
Look, I almost love you.
987
01:08:38,397 --> 01:08:39,451
"Killing me softly."
988
01:08:41,561 --> 01:08:42,520
I gotta go home.
989
01:08:42,904 --> 01:08:43,767
Home?
990
01:08:45,973 --> 01:08:46,931
Where is home?
991
01:08:50,288 --> 01:08:53,165
A place where a girl with kind eyes
named Kitty lives.
992
01:08:57,768 --> 01:08:58,727
I love my wife.
993
01:08:59,110 --> 01:08:59,877
Yeah.
994
01:09:00,260 --> 01:09:01,315
She's not gonna take you back.
995
01:09:01,699 --> 01:09:02,562
Yeah, we'll see. I...
996
01:09:04,481 --> 01:09:05,440
You fit into me.
997
01:09:08,029 --> 01:09:08,700
You know.
998
01:09:10,330 --> 01:09:11,289
But I gotta change.
999
01:09:13,015 --> 01:09:14,741
I'm a slow learner, but I'm gonna change.
1000
01:09:16,179 --> 01:09:18,002
You wouldn't be able to say that
if I was licking your balls.
1001
01:09:20,878 --> 01:09:21,741
It'd be hard.
1002
01:09:22,605 --> 01:09:24,618
Yeah, it'd be hard. It'd be rock hard.
1003
01:09:25,194 --> 01:09:27,016
Yeah, look, there's more to life
than that, Tula. Okay.
1004
01:09:27,591 --> 01:09:28,454
I let you in.
1005
01:09:29,221 --> 01:09:33,153
I let you open my apple like a fucking flower
in the fucking rain, you fuck!
1006
01:09:34,304 --> 01:09:35,743
There's more to life than a hard on, okay?
1007
01:09:36,222 --> 01:09:39,099
No, there's not! It starts there, doesn't it?
1008
01:09:39,961 --> 01:09:41,016
That's where life starts.
1009
01:09:41,879 --> 01:09:43,030
- Let me suck you before you leave me.
- No.
1010
01:09:43,509 --> 01:09:44,373
- Go on.
- No.
1011
01:09:44,661 --> 01:09:45,428
No!
1012
01:10:03,840 --> 01:10:06,333
♪ Under here
1013
01:10:08,347 --> 01:10:11,033
♪ You just take my breath away
1014
01:10:12,758 --> 01:10:14,293
♪ Under here
1015
01:10:14,772 --> 01:10:17,937
♪ The water flows over my head
1016
01:10:19,374 --> 01:10:20,525
♪ I can hear
1017
01:10:21,484 --> 01:10:23,881
♪ The little fishes
1018
01:10:24,937 --> 01:10:27,718
♪ Under here whispering
1019
01:10:28,581 --> 01:10:31,075
♪ Your most terrible name
1020
01:10:31,841 --> 01:10:33,567
♪ Under here
1021
01:10:34,143 --> 01:10:37,307
♪ They've given me starfish for eyes
1022
01:10:38,171 --> 01:10:40,569
♪ And your head
1023
01:10:41,335 --> 01:10:46,322
♪ Is a big red balloon
1024
01:10:47,664 --> 01:10:51,116
♪ Under here your huge hand
is heavy on my chest
1025
01:10:52,459 --> 01:10:54,473
♪ And under here, sir
1026
01:10:55,240 --> 01:10:57,638
♪ Your lovely voice retreats
1027
01:10:58,596 --> 01:11:00,514
♪ And yes
1028
01:11:01,185 --> 01:11:06,652
♪ You take my breath away
1029
01:11:47,216 --> 01:11:49,038
♪ And I glow
1030
01:11:50,379 --> 01:11:53,065
♪ With the greatness
1031
01:11:54,503 --> 01:11:59,874
♪ Of my hate for you ♪
1032
01:12:36,985 --> 01:12:37,848
Kitty, I...
1033
01:12:38,136 --> 01:12:39,095
- Stay away from me.
- Please.
1034
01:12:39,479 --> 01:12:40,630
- I'm not talking to you.
- I'm your husband.
1035
01:12:41,013 --> 01:12:42,835
I know that, you're the one that forgot it.
1036
01:12:43,410 --> 01:12:44,369
Can't you forgive?
1037
01:12:44,753 --> 01:12:45,616
The die is cast.
1038
01:12:45,999 --> 01:12:46,862
From the bottom of my heart...
1039
01:12:47,150 --> 01:12:48,301
You made your bed. Go lie in it
1040
01:12:48,684 --> 01:12:49,931
- I apologise.
- ...with your slut!
1041
01:12:50,411 --> 01:12:51,370
I know I lied to you.
1042
01:12:51,752 --> 01:12:52,615
Point blank.
1043
01:12:52,904 --> 01:12:55,014
Can't you give me one more chance?
Please!
1044
01:12:55,685 --> 01:12:57,699
I'll do anything. Anything.
I'll give you anything.
1045
01:13:01,246 --> 01:13:02,109
I love you.
1046
01:13:02,972 --> 01:13:05,178
Maybe I don't know how to show it
like they do in the movies or in books
1047
01:13:05,849 --> 01:13:07,480
but I love. I have love to give!
1048
01:13:13,425 --> 01:13:16,014
I don't want your tired gestures of love.
1049
01:13:30,495 --> 01:13:31,933
♪ This is a man's world
1050
01:13:35,865 --> 01:13:37,400
♪ This is a man's world
1051
01:13:41,618 --> 01:13:44,591
♪ But it wouldn't be nothing, nothing
1052
01:13:46,798 --> 01:13:49,003
♪ Without a woman or a girl
1053
01:13:55,332 --> 01:13:56,291
♪ You see
1054
01:13:56,674 --> 01:13:57,825
Oh, my God, a dog!
1055
01:13:58,209 --> 01:13:59,551
♪ Man made the train
1056
01:14:02,524 --> 01:14:04,250
♪ To carry the heavy load
1057
01:14:06,935 --> 01:14:08,470
♪ Man made the electric light
1058
01:14:10,196 --> 01:14:12,018
♪ To take us out of the dark
1059
01:14:15,374 --> 01:14:17,292
♪ Man made the boat for the water
1060
01:14:19,594 --> 01:14:20,936
♪ Like Noah made the Ark
1061
01:14:21,990 --> 01:14:25,347
♪ This is a man's, man's, man's world
1062
01:14:26,881 --> 01:14:28,992
♪ But it wouldn't be nothing, nothing
1063
01:14:30,334 --> 01:14:31,869
♪ Without a woman or a girl
1064
01:14:37,622 --> 01:14:40,979
♪ He's lost in the wilderness
1065
01:14:45,198 --> 01:14:46,252
♪ He's lost
1066
01:14:49,513 --> 01:14:50,760
♪ In bitterness ♪
1067
01:15:01,788 --> 01:15:04,377
♪ I tell myself what's done is done
1068
01:15:06,390 --> 01:15:08,693
♪ I tell myself don't be a fool
1069
01:15:30,748 --> 01:15:33,146
Whoa, whoa, mister, hey!
What do you think you're doing?
1070
01:15:34,680 --> 01:15:35,447
Shovelling.
1071
01:15:36,310 --> 01:15:37,940
Not in my yard. Hey!
1072
01:15:38,899 --> 01:15:40,050
What are we, peeping Toms?
1073
01:15:40,434 --> 01:15:41,393
Buddy, you don't have to put this here...
1074
01:15:41,776 --> 01:15:45,612
This is my boyfriend! My boyfriend!
My one and only!
1075
01:15:46,666 --> 01:15:48,873
He's the Fruitman. I know who he is.
He works at the Big R.
1076
01:15:49,544 --> 01:15:51,654
You got one beautiful pair of little
hills there, lady.
1077
01:15:52,613 --> 01:15:54,914
- What?
- I watch you like dessert.
1078
01:15:56,256 --> 01:15:58,749
Bending over in them tight little clamdiggers.
1079
01:15:59,517 --> 01:16:02,011
Feeling the tomatoes. Squeezing them.
1080
01:16:03,928 --> 01:16:06,997
Full moons. Grand, wide open cans.
1081
01:16:07,860 --> 01:16:11,312
Oh, woman's ass!
Roundly defeating man's in every class!
1082
01:16:12,367 --> 01:16:13,518
Frances, that's enough!
1083
01:16:13,900 --> 01:16:14,764
- Shut up, Ma!
- Don't you talk to me...
1084
01:16:15,244 --> 01:16:18,792
You didn't want me to have a boyfriend!
You never did! You want them all to yourself!
1085
01:16:19,751 --> 01:16:20,998
The Fruitman's here to stay, Mommy!
1086
01:16:21,477 --> 01:16:22,340
- Don't you talk that way to me!
- Hey!
1087
01:16:22,628 --> 01:16:24,066
What the hell's going on out here?
1088
01:16:24,833 --> 01:16:27,518
Die, you bastard!
Go on, throw it in his fucking face!
1089
01:16:40,176 --> 01:16:41,903
You just twisted the cap off the tube, buddy.
1090
01:16:42,479 --> 01:16:43,917
When's the last time you and your wife
had sex?
1091
01:16:44,396 --> 01:16:45,738
She hasn't been fucked in over a year!
1092
01:16:46,218 --> 01:16:47,848
- Tobacco Road!
- Come on, kumquat!
1093
01:16:48,328 --> 01:16:49,574
Fruitman, in the street!
1094
01:16:50,054 --> 01:16:52,068
- In the street! In the street!
- In the street!
1095
01:16:52,643 --> 01:16:55,425
Wait, wait, wait! Hey, what are you doing?
What do you think you're doing?
1096
01:16:59,835 --> 01:17:00,698
She speaks to me.
1097
01:17:06,451 --> 01:17:07,890
Over here, Magoo!
1098
01:17:08,369 --> 01:17:09,329
Come on. Come on. Time for school!
1099
01:17:09,713 --> 01:17:10,480
- Come on!
- Ding dong, baby!
1100
01:17:12,014 --> 01:17:13,069
What's the matter, can't you smell me?
1101
01:17:13,453 --> 01:17:15,754
- Come here.
- Sad fuck! Come on, kill him! Murder him!
1102
01:17:18,726 --> 01:17:19,781
- Time for school, baby.
- Come on.
1103
01:17:20,261 --> 01:17:22,467
Kill him! Kill him! Kill him! Come on!
1104
01:17:23,330 --> 01:17:24,193
Hit him!
1105
01:17:24,576 --> 01:17:27,933
Get him! Murder him! Come on! Get him!
Get in there! Punch him!
1106
01:17:34,069 --> 01:17:34,836
Come on, hurry up!
1107
01:17:35,124 --> 01:17:36,276
Ow, you fuck!
1108
01:17:36,659 --> 01:17:40,112
♪ It must be him, it must be him
1109
01:17:41,166 --> 01:17:42,989
♪ Or I shall die ♪
1110
01:17:43,564 --> 01:17:46,249
Get him! Come on! Kill him!
Punch him! Kill him!
1111
01:17:50,756 --> 01:17:53,825
Give me a slap! Come on!
Punch him, I wanna see some blood!
1112
01:17:54,687 --> 01:17:56,797
Show me you love me!
Dickhead, show me you fucking love me!
1113
01:17:57,948 --> 01:17:58,907
Choke him! That's it!
1114
01:18:00,057 --> 01:18:01,784
Sweetheart! Watch out!
1115
01:18:05,140 --> 01:18:06,674
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
1116
01:18:07,921 --> 01:18:10,798
Fuck! She hit me with a fucking tree!
1117
01:18:11,565 --> 01:18:14,922
Fucking troublemaker!
I'll kill you with a Glamour Stretcher!
1118
01:18:19,908 --> 01:18:21,922
Come on, you skinny thing.
Come on, you bastard.
1119
01:18:25,278 --> 01:18:28,346
♪ It must be him, it must be him
1120
01:18:29,209 --> 01:18:31,320
♪ Or I shall die ♪
1121
01:18:54,047 --> 01:18:57,117
My name is Rosebud. I did not begin right.
1122
01:18:59,130 --> 01:19:01,239
If I was ever well
it was before I can remember.
1123
01:19:03,061 --> 01:19:06,705
We're a crazy family
but there's love still here.
1124
01:19:09,677 --> 01:19:11,788
Our next door neighbours are mean people.
1125
01:19:12,939 --> 01:19:15,432
Frances' mother was in a circus.
She was an acrobat.
1126
01:19:16,198 --> 01:19:18,692
And she tried and tried to have a baby
and finally she had Frances
1127
01:19:20,130 --> 01:19:24,063
a foul-mouthed, spoiled princess
who fell in love with The Fruitman
1128
01:19:25,117 --> 01:19:27,323
who was born without a brain
and a pea for a heart.
1129
01:19:29,624 --> 01:19:32,693
This is my statement of feelings.
Thank you very much.
1130
01:20:02,516 --> 01:20:03,475
Rara, where are you going?
1131
01:20:13,640 --> 01:20:14,887
So how are you?
1132
01:20:16,708 --> 01:20:17,860
Fine. You?
1133
01:20:23,422 --> 01:20:24,285
My head hurts.
1134
01:20:37,710 --> 01:20:40,299
"Will there be any stars
any stars in my crown"
1135
01:20:44,424 --> 01:20:46,054
"When the evening sun goes down?"
1136
01:20:49,601 --> 01:20:51,711
"Will there be any stars in my crown?"
1137
01:21:05,808 --> 01:21:06,671
What can I say?
1138
01:21:08,588 --> 01:21:09,739
There's nothing to say.
1139
01:21:19,041 --> 01:21:19,808
Ethel Merman.
1140
01:21:27,768 --> 01:21:29,206
What about Ethel Merman?
1141
01:21:29,685 --> 01:21:31,412
- I never liked Ethel Merman.
- Yeah?
1142
01:21:33,809 --> 01:21:38,029
When I took you to see her
she intruded on our aloneness
1143
01:21:39,179 --> 01:21:41,289
with that foghorn of a voice.
1144
01:21:42,344 --> 01:21:43,687
There's lots of kinds of singers.
1145
01:21:44,070 --> 01:21:45,605
- Ethel belted.
- Yeah.
1146
01:21:48,385 --> 01:21:50,494
Didn't...
Didn't Ernest Borgnine give her a smack?
1147
01:21:51,166 --> 01:21:51,838
Yep. Yep.
1148
01:21:53,948 --> 01:21:56,920
Gave her the bloody end of the stick.
Marriage lasted a week.
1149
01:22:00,372 --> 01:22:02,002
Well, you can't blame Ernie.
1150
01:22:03,536 --> 01:22:06,223
"You Can't Get A Man With A Gun"
would drive any man crazy.
1151
01:22:12,263 --> 01:22:13,414
Ray Middleton, him I liked.
1152
01:22:13,893 --> 01:22:14,565
Hmm.
1153
01:22:27,989 --> 01:22:30,675
♪ The girl that I marry would have to be
1154
01:22:32,977 --> 01:22:35,375
♪ Soft and as pink as a nursery
1155
01:22:38,251 --> 01:22:40,744
♪ The girl I call my own
1156
01:22:43,717 --> 01:22:45,923
♪ Would wear satin and laces
1157
01:22:47,649 --> 01:22:49,087
♪ And smell like cologne ♪
1158
01:24:25,271 --> 01:24:28,723
Dear Father, forgive me
for I have sinned. It's been...
1159
01:24:31,215 --> 01:24:33,997
twenty, thirty years since my last
confession.
1160
01:24:38,217 --> 01:24:39,560
Do you believe in God?
1161
01:24:40,805 --> 01:24:43,107
I don't know. I'd like to.
1162
01:24:53,272 --> 01:24:55,382
I'm a jealous, selfish man.
1163
01:24:58,833 --> 01:25:01,232
My wife, she never got her due, not from me.
1164
01:25:03,437 --> 01:25:04,588
I loved her, but, but...
1165
01:25:07,561 --> 01:25:08,807
that's not enough.
1166
01:25:15,520 --> 01:25:16,383
Now the, uh
1167
01:25:19,451 --> 01:25:21,177
smoke fairy's gonna make me disappear.
1168
01:25:23,862 --> 01:25:24,917
Puff by puff.
1169
01:25:27,316 --> 01:25:29,234
My sweet little Princess Nicotine.
1170
01:25:33,069 --> 01:25:34,411
I'm going to die, Father.
1171
01:25:35,562 --> 01:25:37,576
Like everybody does, even the rich people.
1172
01:25:43,426 --> 01:25:45,248
So I just thought
that maybe it was time to, uh
1173
01:25:48,604 --> 01:25:50,522
get a few things down on the record.
1174
01:26:08,071 --> 01:26:09,126
I'm Kitty's husband.
1175
01:26:12,098 --> 01:26:12,961
I know.
1176
01:26:20,632 --> 01:26:21,400
Two things.
1177
01:26:23,990 --> 01:26:25,428
Two things a man should be able to do.
1178
01:26:25,908 --> 01:26:28,497
Be romantic and smoke his brains out.
1179
01:26:32,428 --> 01:26:33,291
I agree.
1180
01:26:51,991 --> 01:26:53,046
♪ One
1181
01:26:53,429 --> 01:26:57,169
♪ Thou shalt never love another
1182
01:26:58,608 --> 01:27:00,046
♪ Thou shalt never love another
1183
01:27:00,525 --> 01:27:01,292
♪ Two
1184
01:27:01,580 --> 01:27:04,841
♪ And stand by me all the while
1185
01:27:05,800 --> 01:27:07,814
♪ And stand by me all the while
1186
01:27:08,389 --> 01:27:09,157
♪ Three
1187
01:27:09,540 --> 01:27:13,184
♪ Take happiness with the heartaches
1188
01:27:14,526 --> 01:27:15,965
♪ Take happiness with the heartaches
1189
01:27:16,445 --> 01:27:17,212
♪ Four
1190
01:27:17,500 --> 01:27:20,952
♪ And go through life wearing a smile
1191
01:27:22,006 --> 01:27:23,253
♪ And go through life wearing a smile
1192
01:27:23,636 --> 01:27:26,513
♪ Oh, how happy we will be
1193
01:27:27,376 --> 01:27:29,487
♪ If we keep
1194
01:27:30,158 --> 01:27:33,610
♪ The ten commandments of love
1195
01:27:35,432 --> 01:27:38,404
♪ Of love
1196
01:27:40,609 --> 01:27:41,376
♪ Five
1197
01:27:41,664 --> 01:27:45,021
♪ Thou should always have faith in me
1198
01:27:47,419 --> 01:27:48,857
♪ Thou should always have faith in me
1199
01:27:49,337 --> 01:27:52,501
♪ In everything I say and do ♪
1200
01:27:54,514 --> 01:27:56,146
- Can I sit down?
- Sure.
1201
01:28:05,159 --> 01:28:06,118
I really miss you.
1202
01:28:14,173 --> 01:28:15,324
I miss you, too.
1203
01:28:20,789 --> 01:28:21,844
I wanted to ask you
1204
01:28:22,900 --> 01:28:25,298
if you could maybe...
1205
01:28:30,380 --> 01:28:33,161
I'll be there for you. I'll take care of you.
But I...
1206
01:28:34,311 --> 01:28:36,805
I can't, you know.
1207
01:28:37,573 --> 01:28:38,627
Oh, no, no, no.
1208
01:28:40,545 --> 01:28:41,696
That's not what I'm asking you.
1209
01:28:44,572 --> 01:28:45,243
Oh.
1210
01:28:46,682 --> 01:28:47,737
Sorry.
1211
01:28:48,120 --> 01:28:49,560
No, I'm sorry. I should've...
1212
01:28:50,998 --> 01:28:53,012
- I mean, I want to.
- Well.
1213
01:28:53,682 --> 01:28:55,121
I still have feelings.
1214
01:28:55,600 --> 01:28:56,943
I should hope so.
1215
01:28:59,724 --> 01:29:01,642
What I wanted to ask you is
1216
01:29:04,327 --> 01:29:08,163
now that I'm not feeling so good
if maybe you could
1217
01:29:10,848 --> 01:29:11,807
once in a while
1218
01:29:14,683 --> 01:29:16,890
scare me or something.
1219
01:29:18,520 --> 01:29:21,205
You know, let me know I'm still alive.
1220
01:29:28,301 --> 01:29:29,068
Okay.
1221
01:29:29,355 --> 01:29:30,507
- You understand?
- I do.
1222
01:29:31,561 --> 01:29:32,328
Okay.
1223
01:29:41,151 --> 01:29:42,014
Thank you.
1224
01:29:43,452 --> 01:29:44,507
You're welcome.
1225
01:31:39,678 --> 01:31:40,541
I love you.
1226
01:31:47,637 --> 01:31:48,884
I love you, too.
1227
01:31:52,528 --> 01:31:53,391
Kiss me.
1228
01:32:09,789 --> 01:32:11,804
"I never knew the sky
could be so deep a blue
1229
01:32:13,912 --> 01:32:15,926
"Until I knew I could not grow old with you"
1230
01:32:27,146 --> 01:32:28,105
Hello.
1231
01:32:29,544 --> 01:32:30,503
Yeah.
1232
01:32:31,941 --> 01:32:32,804
Yeah.
1233
01:32:35,776 --> 01:32:36,639
Yeah.
1234
01:34:57,223 --> 01:34:59,908
♪ The girl
that I marry would have to be
1235
01:35:02,114 --> 01:35:04,511
♪ Soft and as pink as a nursery
1236
01:35:07,292 --> 01:35:09,785
♪ The girl I call my own
1237
01:35:12,950 --> 01:35:15,156
♪ Would wear satin and laces
1238
01:35:16,785 --> 01:35:18,032
♪ And smell like cologne
1239
01:35:21,293 --> 01:35:23,787
♪ Her nails will be polished and in her hair
1240
01:35:26,758 --> 01:35:28,581
- ♪ She'll wear a gardenia
- ♪ There'll be a gardenia
1241
01:35:29,156 --> 01:35:30,498
♪ And I'll be there
1242
01:35:32,512 --> 01:35:35,966
♪ Instead of flittin', she'll be sittin'
1243
01:35:37,787 --> 01:35:40,184
♪ Next to me
and she'll purr like a kitten
1244
01:35:44,787 --> 01:35:46,993
♪ A doll I can carry
1245
01:35:48,527 --> 01:35:50,637
♪ The girl that I marry
1246
01:35:52,747 --> 01:35:53,706
♪ Must be ♪
1247
01:36:21,803 --> 01:36:24,104
♪ Didn't I make you feel
1248
01:36:26,213 --> 01:36:29,667
♪ Like you were the only man?
1249
01:36:33,982 --> 01:36:37,530
♪ Didn't I give you everything
that a woman possibly can?
1250
01:36:40,982 --> 01:36:44,723
♪ But with all the love I give you
it's never enough
1251
01:36:45,777 --> 01:36:47,408
♪ But I'm gonna show you, baby
1252
01:36:48,270 --> 01:36:50,380
♪ That a woman can be tough
1253
01:36:51,147 --> 01:36:53,736
♪ So come on, come on
1254
01:36:54,503 --> 01:36:57,285
♪ Come on, come on
1255
01:36:58,147 --> 01:37:01,216
♪ Take another little piece
of my heart now, baby
1256
01:37:02,846 --> 01:37:03,805
♪ Break it
1257
01:37:04,189 --> 01:37:07,353
♪ Break another little bit
of my heart now, honey
1258
01:37:08,600 --> 01:37:09,367
♪ Have a
1259
01:37:09,655 --> 01:37:12,628
♪ Have another little piece
of my heart now, baby
1260
01:37:14,738 --> 01:37:18,286
♪ You know you've got it
if it makes you feel good
1261
01:37:19,244 --> 01:37:21,642
♪ You're out on the street
1262
01:37:22,409 --> 01:37:23,752
♪ Looking good
1263
01:37:24,232 --> 01:37:27,684
♪ And you know deep down in your heart
that ain't right
1264
01:37:30,176 --> 01:37:34,300
♪ You never, never hear me
when I cry at night
1265
01:37:38,423 --> 01:37:41,684
♪ I tell myself that I can't stand the pain
1266
01:37:42,931 --> 01:37:46,671
♪ But when you hold me in your arms
I say it again
1267
01:37:49,068 --> 01:37:51,370
♪ So come on, come on
1268
01:37:52,041 --> 01:37:54,247
♪ Come on, come on
1269
01:37:54,918 --> 01:37:55,685
♪ Take it
1270
01:37:55,973 --> 01:37:58,754
♪ Take another little piece
of my heart now, baby
1271
01:38:00,287 --> 01:38:01,150
♪ Break it
1272
01:38:01,534 --> 01:38:04,316
♪ Break another little bit
of my heart now, baby
1273
01:38:05,083 --> 01:38:06,330
♪ You can have a
1274
01:38:06,809 --> 01:38:10,549
♪ Have another little piece
of my heart now, baby
1275
01:38:11,603 --> 01:38:15,632
♪ You know you got it
if it makes you feel good
1276
01:38:18,412 --> 01:38:21,289
♪ Take another little piece
of my heart now, baby
1277
01:38:22,727 --> 01:38:23,590
♪ Break it
1278
01:38:23,974 --> 01:38:27,330
♪ Break another little piece
of my heart now, honey ♪
1279
01:38:40,180 --> 01:38:44,400
♪ I wonder who's kissing him now
1280
01:38:49,290 --> 01:38:54,181
♪ I wonder who's showing him how
1281
01:38:58,880 --> 01:39:01,469
♪ I wonder who's looking
1282
01:39:02,908 --> 01:39:06,935
♪ Into his eyes
1283
01:39:08,181 --> 01:39:11,443
♪ Breathing sighs
1284
01:39:12,977 --> 01:39:16,429
♪ Telling lies
1285
01:39:17,484 --> 01:39:21,128
♪ I wonder who's buying
1286
01:39:22,374 --> 01:39:24,005
♪ The wine
1287
01:39:27,266 --> 01:39:32,540
♪ For lips that I used to call mine
1288
01:39:36,664 --> 01:39:39,445
♪ And I wonder if he
1289
01:39:41,170 --> 01:39:45,294
♪ Ever tells her of me
1290
01:39:46,444 --> 01:39:48,075
♪ I wonder
1291
01:39:48,649 --> 01:39:53,157
♪ Who's kissing him now ♪
1292
01:39:56,609 --> 01:39:59,007
That's Rosebud.
Rosebud at Cabaret.
1293
01:40:01,403 --> 01:40:05,240
♪ I asked my love to take a walk
1294
01:40:07,350 --> 01:40:11,090
♪ Take a walk, just a little way
1295
01:40:12,528 --> 01:40:15,021
♪ And as we walked along
1296
01:40:15,788 --> 01:40:21,255
♪ We talked of when would be
our wedding day
1297
01:40:23,172 --> 01:40:27,488
♪ And only say that you'll be mine
1298
01:40:28,733 --> 01:40:32,858
♪ And in no others' arms entwine
1299
01:40:34,488 --> 01:40:38,132
♪ Down beside where the waters flow
1300
01:40:39,474 --> 01:40:43,118
♪ Down by the banks of the Ohio
1301
01:40:45,037 --> 01:40:49,352
♪ I plunged a knife into her breast
1302
01:40:50,598 --> 01:40:54,914
♪ And told her she was going to rest
1303
01:40:56,064 --> 01:40:59,997
♪ She cried, "Oh, Willy, don't
you murder me"
1304
01:41:01,243 --> 01:41:05,462
♪ "I'm not prepared for eternity"
1305
01:41:06,613 --> 01:41:10,642
♪ And only say that you'll be mine
1306
01:41:12,271 --> 01:41:16,395
♪ And in no others' arms entwined
1307
01:41:17,833 --> 01:41:21,669
♪ Down beside where the waters flow
1308
01:41:22,915 --> 01:41:26,848
♪ Down by the banks of the Ohio
1309
01:41:28,190 --> 01:41:32,026
♪ And going home between
12:00 and 1:00
1310
01:41:33,368 --> 01:41:37,780
♪ I cried, "Oh Lord, what have I done?"
1311
01:41:39,027 --> 01:41:42,767
♪ I killed the girl I love, you see
1312
01:41:44,300 --> 01:41:46,218
♪ Because she would not marry me ♪
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