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Original subtitles

- Oh! - Oh, ho, ho!

[Devo's "Uncontrollable Urge"]

[glass shatters]

[screaming]

[dog barks]

♪ ♪

[screaming]

♪ ♪

- Ahh!

- ♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪ - [laughs]

- ♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪

- Oh.

[screaming]

[cheers and applause]

- Welcome to "Ridiculousness." I'm Rob Dyrdek.

Today, I've got two of my good friends with me.

The one and only Steelo Brim,

and the one and only Chanel West Coast.

- Yeah. - What's up?

- Okay, look,

now let's talk about music, okay?

- Yes. - When you're recording music,

is there a point, like, where you can just, like,

lose yourself in it and almost be taken away

or high from music itself?

- Yeah, every time. - Yeah?

- Every time. - That's why I do it.

- Me too, when I sing in the shower.

[laughter]

Because it echoes in a certain way,

where I feel like-- - That's reverb.

Natural reverb. - Yeah, I'm like--

♪ Lovin' you ♪ - Yeah.

- Sing it, Rob. - You know what I mean?

Whatever. - You can't miss a note--

You can't miss a note in the shower.

- Yeah. - But you definitely

just missed it right here. [laughter]

- Dude, look--look-- [laughs]

Look, I picked a weird song to go for.

[laughter] - You did.

- Look, everybody in this category right here,

I know they're high on music.

Take a look.

[cheers and applause]

[electronic music playing]

Hey, hey.

Aw, yeah. Aw-- - Hey!

- There he is. Give it to me.

- Are they nake--oh.

- He's not even hearing it.

That's a t-shirt he has on.

It's just really flesh colored.

- Yeah, I thought he was naked at first.

- Really flesh colored t-shirt. It really is.

- Man-- - [shouting]

- Somebody stopped him in his tracks.

[laughter]

- Ohh. - Oh, what a--

- His glasses are all wrong.

I bet they put him on a kickstand. He's dead.

- He's dead. This is "Weekend At Bernie's,"

but it's "Weekend--"

- "Weekend At Coachella." [laughter]

[shouting]

- Oh, yeah. [laughter]

Ohh, oh.

- The Junkness Monster.

- Man.

Oh, man.

- No matter what, he will not uncover that junk.

- Man. - He is embarrassed by it.

- Man-- - [laughs]

- Can't let this thing out.

[laughter] - What a tank--

- Especially not with a concussion.

- [laughs] I'll take a concussion

rather than let this dong fly. [laughter]

I'm gon' bury it in the mud.

Ohh. Let me breathe it in.

What is that? A rock retainer?

- A rock retainer. [laughter]

- Thank you.

Oh. - What is she--

- What-- - Did she at least

have to hit the joint like that?

- She tried--look, she tried-- [inhaling]

- That's the whole joint now.

- Oh. Oh. - [screaming]

- Oh, my God.

- You don't need any more sun.

[laughter]

- Your hair has changed colors as well.

- Oh, baby.

[laughter]

- Ahh. There you have it for High on the Music.

[cheers and applause]

Okay, either of you have a scrap book?

- I did. - Scrap book's when

you cut stuff out, right? - Cut it out.

- Yeah, and then you, like, put pictures in a book

and, like, you know. - Oh, no. No.

- That's like more of a girl thing, I feel like.

- Absolutely not. Yeah. - Yeah.

- Did you scrapbook? - Or a dad.

- Or a dad. [laughter]

It is parenting. - Okay.

We're not making you feel bad for scrapbooking now.

- [laughs] - You know, you did.

You did. - Well, yeah--

- Because you said, like, "I know you don't scrapbook.

You scrapbook?" [laughter]

And then, I wanted-- - You said,

"Did you ever scrapbook?"

- No. You just-- Like, "You scrapper.

You're a [bleep] scrapper?" [laughter]

And it's like, no, yeah. - You're good.

I mean, my kids, and it's just so precious.

There's just something about seeing it on actual paper

that makes it feel more real.

You know what I mean? - Sure.

- So we decided to dedicate a category

to videos that are scrap-worthy.

Take a look.

[cheers and applause]

♪ ♪

Hey. Here we go. 2020

Hey! Ohh! [all exclaim]

- Ohh. Watch out. Yeah he knew.

- No, no, no. - He knew.

- Look, no. - He knew.

- I don't wanna look. - He shook his head like,

"No!" [all exclaim]

- Oh, why, 'cause then the twist is to stay there

to hide it? [laughs]

- Hey, bro. - Hey, bro.

- What's up? - Your doppelganger did this.

- Your doppelganger did-- oh, not my damn doppel--

There it is. Scrap it. [laughter]

- No.

- God damn it, I'm being so cute.

[laughter]

[dog barks] - Hi!

[all exclaim] - [gasps]

- Which one of you hit the high pitch right there?

- Me. - That was you?

- Look at the-- - You don't even know

if it was you. - I didn't know if it was me.

[laughter] - It was loud.

- The dogs, though, for real. - Oh, man.

- All little dogs are so evil. Little weezy, chill out.

[dog barks] [laughter]

- There it is. Scrap it.

- I'm gonna make a mess. Ready?

- I'm livin' on the edge. - Oh, yeah.

- Ohh! - Ohh.

- Scrap it! - Welcome to Casa Vega.

[laughter]

- Okay, you can do it. You can do it.

[all exclaim]

- Did he lose an actual tooth? - Kickflip to the face.

- Did he lose a tooth?

What popped out of his mouth? Is that a tooth?

Look right here. - Bang.

- Boom, and we have it right there.

- That's a tooth. [all exclaim]

- Look at these [bleep] steel eyes, man.

- Man. [laughter]

- Good lord.

What is that, the N17 molar? [laughter]

- You should've been a dentist.

[laughter]

- Hey, Mark, does my butt have morning breath?

- Ah!

- Oh, my God! - That's it,

the frog memory you'll never forget.

We'll be right back with more "Ridiculousness."

[cheers and applause]

[Devo's "Uncontrollable Urge"]

- ♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪

- [screams]

- Oh!

[Devo's "Uncontrollable Urge"]

[cheers and applause]

- Welcome back to "Ridiculousness."

Okay.

All right, you never forget the first time

you run into a thorn bush.

You know what I mean? - Yeah.

- And you're a bloody mess.

Tell me about your first time.

- I fell into a cactus before. - There it is.

- Boom.

- You know the jumpers for the kids?

- Yeah. - So I was at a kid's party

when I was little, and it started to topple over

so close to the bushes on the side of the back yard,

and there was a huge cactus, and I just--

it got too deflated, and my whole body

just fell into the cactus,

and it was all in my whole entire back.

- Wow. - Oh, [bleep].

Yeah, I don't have that story. [laughter]

- You don't-- - That was really--

- Yeah, no. - You always have a story.

- I have a lot of stories. - Oh, man.

- Man, always. No matter what.

What is that? - I'm a storyteller.

What do you want from me? - Man. She just--

- But are they real is the question.

- They are. - I'm joking.

- Look-- - I'm not a liar.

- I do not think you could make up that.

You couldn't get all the way to [bleep],

"You know when you slightly deflate it,

and then a little bit of the north wind comes in

and drops you down on an eight-foot cacti.

- [laughs] - Everybody in this category

knows the feeling.

Take a look at Thorny As Hell.

[cheers and applause]

Here we go, here we go, here we go.

Ride 'em in. - Ohh.

- That was on purpose. [all groaning]

- Let me get it. [all exclaim]

- Oh, I feel her. Mm-hmm.

- Right here. Oh, she's got one in the front.

Yeah! [all exclaim]

- She's just wearing [bleep] Pink boy shorts.

- Why you got the booty shorts on?

What are we doing here?

- I love that he cares about the dreds

more than the piece of cactus still in her shoulder.

- Yeah, yeah. [laughter]

- Let me worry about this first.

- Your patchouli is just radiating on me.

[laughter]

[all exclaim]

- Oh, no! - Oh, man.

- That kid is well--oh, no.

[laughter]

- Oh, they're laughing, but, like, no.

- They're laughing, but he's gonna go to the hospital.

[laughter]

What happened, Grammy? - What is that, Granny?

Is that--what is that--

- It's got deep inside of me.

- No, Granny. - Oh, man.

- What was she doing? [laughing]

How did you get into such a predicament?

- Half a bleedin'--

- That's not funny. Help her out.

- Ah-- - Grandparents always

have green carpet, I swear.

- I mean, I can't tell with the juxtaposition

of those pasty calves. [laughter]

Built to murder. Built to murder.

- Don't those close up on you? Those close up on you, right?

Don't do that! It's gonna close up on you.

- Ahh, ahh!

Ahh, uhh, uhh.

- It didn't look that hard, actually

- Mm, yeah. - He was a little dramatic.

Super dramatic.

[all exclaim] - It's not that dramatic.

- All right, my bad, dude.

[laughter]

- Oh. - Oh, no!

- Oh, shit. Here we go. - Two, one--

[all exclaim]

- Oh, man. - Oh, my God!

It's in his head! - "It's in his head!"

- Oh, my God! - Oh, my God!

- It hurts so [bleep] much. [bleep]

- This hurts so much.

Get it out! Ohh.

There you have it for Thorny as Hell.

[cheers and applause]

Look, what is it about the bandana

that's kinda sketchy?

Right? Like, would you wear a bandana?

- Yeah. - When? Period?

- Yeah. - Yeah, I wear bandanas.

Yeah. - You rock a bandana?

- Of course I rock a bandana.

It's a very West Coast thing, bandanas.

We love that print, you know? - It is.

- That paisley print. - It is. Did you wear bandanas?

- I mean, look-- [laughter]

This is not a made-up story.

This is actual and factual. - Okay.

- In the 6th grade, I wore four on this leg

four on this leg. - You're lying.

- Four on this arm, four on this,

and a spike belt across the chest,

and one across the waist. - Ooh!

What--what was your name? - [laughs]

- 'Cause you have to have a name

with an outfit like that.

- I do not know.

My sister's boyfriend, that's how he rocked it.

I told Patty, I said, get me 16 bandanas,

and I'm going to school. [laughter]

And I marched-- and it's, like, weird.

Like, I have the most vivid memory of walking to school

feeling like a [bleep] dick.

[laughter] You know what I mean?

- Oh, [bleep].

- But yeah, that was my bandana experience.

- I know that's a real story, too.

- All right, well, look, everybody in this category,

Bandana Badasses.

Take a look.

[cheers and applause]

♪ ♪

Here we go. Here we go. Comin' in hot.

Booyah!

- Oh! - And he won

just like-- - Man.

- He's seventh place, but he won everyone's heart.

- He gives off a ninja vibe for sure.

- There you did.

[moaning]

Ah! Ahh!

- That's my little brother! - Man.

Sit and spin, bitch. [all exclaim]

- Yeah. - You--around and lay around

in these parts. - Yeah.

- [laughs] - That little finger

looked, like, extra nubby. [laughter]

Like, her finger hadn't fully grown yet.

- But her attitude has. [laughter]

- Yeah.

- [grunting] - Oh, oh, oh.

Hey, hey, hey, hey. - [grunting]

[grunting]

- Man. - How is this necessary?

- [grunting] - How many reps is that?

- Man. - First of all,

none of those dudes can do that.

- No, first of all-- - I hope he's

not their teacher. [laughter]

- Nobody wears a shirt in this gym?

- [grunts]

- [imitating grunt]

♪ ♪

- There he is. - I'm texting,

and I'm on a motorcycle, G.

I do this all the time. That's right.

- Yeah, I mean, [bleep], those things steer themselves.

No shirt, no shoes, no problem.

[laughter]

[imitating drinking] Oh--oh, yeah.

[laughter]

Yeah, you were born for a bandana.

We'll be right back with more "Ridiculousness."

[cheers and applause]

[Devo's "Uncontrollable Urge"]

- ♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪

♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪

♪ ♪

[Devo's "Uncontrollable Urge"]

[cheers and applause]

- Welcome back to "Ridiculousness."

Okay, you know, in the streets,

you can always tell sketchy guys that wanna fight.

- Yeah. - You can just tell,

like, when it's just waiting for something to happen,

waiting for the moment. - Yeah.

- But I don't see that in girls too often.

- Mm. - Is there girls that are

just lookin' for a fight? - Yes.

- For sure. - They're usually the type

that, you know--

I don't wanna get into what type of girls they are.

- 'Cause you're gonna end up

describing somebody specifically.

[laughter]

They'll be like, "That bitch dimed on me?"

- Oh. Yeah, and they're gonna cut, too.

This is, like, four months ago whoever that--

"I knew that bitch was gonna say something to me

on that TV show." [laughter]

"Wait till I [bleep] see her again."

- Man, she's laughing right now.

- Sorry. Yes, there's always a girl looking for a fight.

They're usually bored, can't get a boyfriend,

Not happy with where they're at in life.

Maybe their hair doesn't grow that well.

- You're doing it anyway.

[laughter]

- Man, dead giveaway.

Dead giveaway.

"Maybe their hair doesn't grow that well."

[laughter] "Oh, that bitch

just namechecked me."

- Ohh. - "Everybody knows

I got the nubs." [laughter]

Look, everybody in this category--

filled with ladies that just are down to fight.

Take a look at Lady Rage.

[cheers and applause]

What's up, bitch? Stand down, stand down.

Okay, okay.

I know you didn't put Debbie on her back.

[laughter]

Okay, kick it. All right. Oh, here it is.

Here it is. Stomp, stomp, stomp.

Oh, come at me, bitch.

Oh, kicked her in the back, kicked her in the back. Oh--

[all exclaim]

Man, oh--oh, man.

She's ragin'.

Oh, man, you got everybody.

I don't know who's fighting who here,

but there's one winner here.

It's Big Debbie. [laughter]

What's up, bitch? [laughter]

- Oh, man.

- Oh, do you wanna go?

Oh, my God. Are you serious?

Oh, God. Oh, oh, man.

You're messing with the wrong girl.

Can't hit a-- can't hit a--

- First of all, any girl that says, "Do you wanna go?"

That's some [bleep] bro-- [laughter]

- All right, you need to not laugh it off.

You need to spin out.

You know what I mean? You're still in the line of fire.

Oh, okay, bitch.

I'm not fighting anything. [laughter]

- That hit woke her up real quick.

I guess I am gonna fight.

- What's up? What's up? - Yo, what's up?

At this park? Let's go. - Ooh!

Man, this is like a UFC fight.

- Yes, sir.

- Fight Island!

- Oh!

- I mean, what's that-- is that her man filming?

- Yeah, her man's like, yep, you heard.

- You shouldn't have done it. - You try to

[bleep] me again, watch! - You try and

[bleep] me again, see what happens.

Call me, though. Call me. [laughter]

You're with me. No, no, no, no, no.

You're with me. Me. Me. Me.

- Ohh! - Me.

[women shouting]

Man, gettin' hit by a double spot.

Ohh, what's up? Okay.

- How are you letting her stand up like that?

- What you wanna do? Oh--

Oh, I know you didn't just touch me.

[shouting]

Oh. Lost a shoe. And got the shoe.

Went for the face, went for the face.

And the twist, oh, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.

- No, that sucks. - There you have it

for Lady Rage.

[cheers and applause]

Okay, hey, you guys have had

a lot of good times in life.

Has it ever led you to dance on a bar?

- On a bar? - Yeah.

- No. - Well, I've performed

on a couple bars.

- But you never ended up on a bar,

having the time of your life, dancing?

- Never? - Yo, look,

I wanna go back to San Diego, California--

[laughter]

Early 2000s, and the bar invited me up there.

You know what I mean?

And I pushed, and I pulled, and I pushed--

They said, "Excuse-- get the [bleep]--

"What are you doing?

"There's, like, five people in here.

What are you doing that-- Oh, [bleep]. I am so sorry."

[laughter] - The bar invited me up there.

- Okay. You know what I mean?

But you live and learn.

Everyone in this category, they love to dance on the bar.

Take a look at Bar Flies.

[cheers and applause]

♪ ♪

Oh, hey. Oh, hey.

- Oh, yeah. - It's a celebration!

Good night! - Yeah--

[all exclaim] - We lost her!

We lost her. - Welcome to Dave & Buster's.

Dave & Busted. - Dave & Busted.

- Oh, oh, okay. - Hell yeah.

- Where's your clothes at? - One of them is naked.

What the--

Okay. [all exclaim]

- Wait, I thought she worked there.

- Man, she-- no, no she literally--

- She might. We don't know.

- I mean, I don't know. Can you be naked at work?

Unless this is like a country strip bar.

- Yeah, it could be a strip bar.

- Oh, she just dove.

- It's time for her to go home.

- Oh. Skrrt. Holla.

Whoop! [all exclaim]

- Welcome to Austin.

[laughter]

- Uh-oh. Get up here, we gotta do it.

- Oh, no, we got-- - Ah, oh, oh, man.

- Why did 12 different girls

need to get up on the bar at once?

- Because it's like "Coyote Ugly."

Get up here, Debbie. It's [bleep] everybody--

Oh! Ohh!

[laughter]

- Kee-yah!

[laughter]

- As soon as he smacked that ass for the first time,

he went down. - Man, he just like,

[inhales] Boom. - Larry the Cable Guy.

[laughs] - Yep.

You're too big to be on a bar.

We'll be right back with more "Ridiculousness."

[cheers and applause]

[Devo's "Uncontrollable Urge"]

♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪

♪ ♪

[Devo's "Uncontrollable Urge"]

[cheers and applause]

- Welcome back to "Ridiculousness."

Either of you ever considered owning a motorcycle?

- Oh, no. No. Absolutely not.

- Chanel, you ever have a boyfriend

that owned a motorcycle?

- Yes.

- Oh, man. - Oh, my God.

Let's get them stories. - Man, like, what's up?

You have to throw--and you had to double up and go places

all the time, like, gripped up or what?

- No, well, it was my ex. - Okay.

- And I don't even wanna get into it.

I just don't think that he--

He's a musician.

He's a creative guy.

- Okay. - I don't think

he's more of a bike guy,

and he crashed a couple times.

And I was, like, so worried he'd die, you know?

- Yeah. - So, like, I'm just not--

you know-- - Well, look.

I would never own a motorcycle

'cause I'm just too dangerous. - Mm-hmm.

- I'm quick to whiskey throttle.

It just is what it is. [laughter]

Everybody in this category are just like me.

Crotch Rocketeers. Take a look.

[cheers and applause]

♪ ♪

Oh, oh, oh, hey! - Oh, where we goin'?

- Oh, feelin' sketchy.

Feelin' ske--oh, oh! Oh. - Oh, oh, oh!

It feels like best case.

- It--best case?

- Yeah, I mean. Best case to stay on the road.

- They just fell, like, two stories. They--

[laughter] - No, that's only one story,

really. - Yeah?

- Yeah, that's the entrance to the house.

[laughter]

- Got a scraped up leg. - Yeah, they're done.

- Okay, well how the [bleep] did you get this job?

- Man ramp.

[laughter]

Man, just like-- - We need a volunteer.

Someone from the crowd. Come on.

- He's like, yeah. Hell yeah I got a strong vertebrae.

[laughter]

Here we go. [imitating motor]

[all exclaim]

[laughter]

Just basically ran him over.

- Maybe check the board. The board's not strong enough.

- 'Cause the board looks like it's about to break.

- Oh! This is plywood, you say.

- [laughs]

[all exclaim]

- Okay. Bam, okay. - Ohh. Later.

- Man, your drawers are showing.

- Yo, you-- - You can't ride.

- Man, just-- - A little leverage like that.

- He's literally, like, got, like, his sister's pants on

at this point. [laughter]

Let it rip. Oh, no.

[imitating brakes]

Here we go, here we go, here we go.

- Oh, no. - Oh, bam, bam, bam.

I'm good. Yeah.

[all exclaim] Oh!

[laughter]

- He fell-- - Man.

- He finishes in the worst way possible.

- Man, you just flop the [bleep] leg.

- Those brakes were screaming for mercy.

Come on, guy.

Floor it, floor it. - Oh, oh, oh.

You're good, you're good, you're good.

I'm not. I'm not. [laughter]

[grunts]

[laughter]

Hey, guys. Comin' through.

You guys got parking? Okay, I can put it right here.

[laughter]

No, that's not how you ride a scooter.

All right, that's it for our episode today.

For Steelo Brim and Chanel West Coast,

I'm Rob Dyrdek. We'll see you next time

on "Ridiculousness."

[cheers and applause]

[Devo's "Uncontrollable Urge"]

- ♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪

♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪

♪ ♪

[woman shouting]

♪ ♪

- Oh!

- [grunting]