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WHetHer it is uncle or aunt, wHetHer it is uncle or aunt.

WHoever it may be.

Ramji Has spices..

..for everyone.

Ramji Has spices for everyone.

Key to every lock.

Lock to every key.

Key to every lock.

Lock to every key.

He gives food according to tHe Hunger.

Ramji Has spices for everyone.

THis is too good.

Ramji Has spices for everyone.

Key to every lock.

Lock to every key.

Key to every lock.

Lock to every key.

His strings are attacHed to tHe HouseHold of cHefs.

AttacHed to tHe HouseHold of cHefs..

..generations after generations. THey are all cHefs

His strings are attacHed to tHe HouseHold of cHefs.

He is like a toad from a well.

He is tHe king of tHe well.

THe wHole well sings praises of Him.

He Has spent many a years boiling Himself tHen learnt to boil.

Ramji Has spices for everyone.

Ramji Has spices for everyone.

He Had tHe responsibility of marrying off His sister.

Day and nigHt tHis was tHe tHougHt tHat rode His mind.

Hey, little one. lsn't He good? He Has tHis art in Him.

You like Him don't you? He went for a spin in just a turn.

He Has tHis art in Him. He went for a spin in just a turn.

He Has tHis art in Him.

He casts tHe spell and fills every moment witH love.

He makes every moment delicious.

WHoever it may be.

Ramji Has spices for everyone.

Here you are Ramji.

SetH-ji, take tHis.

No keep it. And go. THank you very very mucH.

Key to every lock.

Lock to every key.

Key to every lock.

Lock to every key.

Key to every lock.

Lock to every key.

Key to every lock. Lock to every key.

He gives food according to tHe Hunger.

Ramji Has spices for everyone.

Ramji Has spices for everyone.

He gives food according to tHe Hunger.

Ramji Has spices for everyone.

Ramji Has spices for everyone.

Ramji Has spices for everyone.

'ln tHose days Gopal Narayan Tiwari was very well known.'

'He was a very well known cHef.'

'God Has His ways. He died in a kitcHen too.'

'ln JHullan's wedding He was cooking green peas.'

'He breatHed His last Holding His cHest.'

'At tHat time Ramji was 12 years old.'

'And Parvati His younger sister was 7 years old.'

'At tHat time Ramji tHrew His text books and note books..

..and got into His fatHer's sHoes.'

'He Has turned out to be a better cHef tHan His fatHer.'

'And He Has just one dream..

..to wed Parvati lavisHly.'

'He didn't even spend a penny for Himself.'

'He saved every penny for Parvati's wedding.'

'And today is tHat day.'

'THe wedding is so grand..

..tHat tHe entire village is wide-eyed.'

WHat is tHis aunty, Again tHe same story.

Grandpa, grandma, Pandey-ji is Here!

Pandey-ji greetings! - Tomorrow come over to tHe factory,

Greetings! - Welcome!

No. RigHt now, l'm at a family function.

WHere Has tHis RadHe disappeared?

He'll totally ruin my reputation.

Congratulations MisHra-ji.

Hey Papua.. - Yes.

Did you see RadHe?

No. l didn't see Him. - WHere tHe Hell did He go?

Bless you. - Be Happy.

May God bless you witH lots of kids, cHild!

My son gave away all tHe money.

THe Lord only knows, wHat sacrifice my son Has given..

..to collect so mucH money. - THank you very mucH.

RadHe.. RadHe..

WHat's tHe matter? Any problem?

l don't know wHere tHe Hell is tHat RadHe?

RadHe? THe barber? - Yes. - THere, He is sitting.

He is still eating tHere.

l was tired looking for Him and He is sitting Here and belcHing.

l will..!

Does tHe bride's fatHer-in-law need a sHave?

l would be blessed if He doesn't sHave me off! - WHat!

WHat is it dear? So mucH time to count it!

l tHink you're counting it peacefully.

l'm not being able to face Her fatHer -in-law since morning. - WHy not?

l Had to take tHe dowry money from RadHe and give it to Him.

THen wHat was tHat wHicH l gave Him, wrapped in a red clotH. Ram-ji..

l'm almost finisHed. lt is 251 .

Have you confirmed tHat it is tHe rigHt amount? - Yes fatHer.

Now keep it in tHe cupboard and lock it, all rigHt.

l'll go to tHe bank tomorrow morning and deposit it.

ln a bank?!

l'm sorry to interrupt, fatHer.

But tHere is no need to go tHat far.

We will call CHaurasia-ji Here and Have it done.

Will you Have raw betel nut or roasted?

Betel nut!

Are you out of your mind?

You're tHe limit!

WHat Had we decided?

l was ready to marry your daugHter witHout Having a look at Her. WHy?

So tHat l could use tHe dowry money you would give me..

..to pay for Parvati's dowry.

And you are not at all concerned!

Give me tHe money.

WHat is tHis? Bank draft! You're tHe limit!

SHe eloped and took tHe money along witH Her too.

SHe writes tHat sHe won't marry a stinking cHef like you.

Do you tHink l'm a fool, like you?

Did you tHink l won't know tHe difference between..

..a betel leaf and a note?

Look Ram-ji, if l wisH, l can destroy your reputation rigHt now.

Look at my son.. ls He lying on tHe footpatH?

He reads weatHer report on television.

THe weatHer condition..

THe cHief minister doesn't fly His Helicopter till He listens to Him.

lf you Had any problem, you could Have told me.

We could Have tHougHt of sometHing else.

But l don't understand tHis betel leaf.

Forgive us.

We were Hoping to get tHe money from somewHere, but we didn't.

THat's wHy tHis trouble.

He Has arranged for everytHing..

..made tHe wedding preparations beyond His means.

He Has cooked tHe feast Himself and..

..desert and ice-cream Has also been arranged for.

Kulfi.. Kulfi..

Yes. Did you Have it? Someone get some kulfi for sir.

To Hell witH your kulfi!

You can get kulfi or an ice-slab.

But l'll not cool down. THat's it.

Listen.. - WHat is it?

Pandey-ji is leaving.

SHouldn't we give Him tHe parting gift?

l'm coming. l'm coming. Come on.

Look Ram-ji, tHe wedding Has already taken place.

We'll take tHe bride witH us.

l'm respecting you. - THank you very mucH.

No, no, no. THe wedding is over..

..but it doesn't mean tHat we Have been duped.

We Have a solution for all rituals.

He takes so mucH trouble.

Even wHen it rains, He goes on His scooter to read..

..tHe weatHer report on television.

WHen He sits before tHe camera, water drips from His Hair.

Tell me, wHat is tHe solution?

Do you Have any solution?

Do you?

We Had bougHt a new raincoat to go to tHe temple.

But if you wisH we can buy a new one.

You are talking about umbrellas and raincoats!

Will He wear a raincoat in tHe Hot season?

He doesn't Have to sit in a kitcHen..

..and cook tHrougHout tHe day.

He appears on tHe TV.

All of BiHar watcHes Him.

You sHould buy a nice second Hand car for Him.

Listen, He may rot in Patna alone.

But till you don't buy a car for Him..

..tHey won't celebrate tHeir first nigHt.

WHat are you saying fatHer! First nigHt is a must.

SHut up!

WHy do you interrupt wHen two elders are speaking?

Get out from Here!

THe entire village got togetHer to get tHis wedding accomplisHed.

Now wHere will we find a used car?

THere is no need to discuss anymore.

WHat l said is final.

Now you Have to arrange for it. - All rigHt.

WHat Has Happened, CHHotu uncle!

We got involved witH sucH people!

He is even asHamed of my being a cHef.

He says tHat if tHeir relatives ask me..

..tHen l sHould tell tHat l'm a farmer.

CHHotu uncle, will our Parvati be Happy tHere?

Have a juice, cHill out!

Have a juice, cHill out!

Have a juice.. - Take a break!

Have fun! Have fun!

ls it juice or a cougH syrup?!

THere is no more tHan two spoons full in every glass.

And you don't allow finisHing tHat too.

Do you know tHat Ramji is getting His sister married by borrowing money!

WHen it is your daugHter's turn..

..l'll mix juice concentrate in tHe well..

..and make tHe entire village drink it.

Give me now.. - l'll give you an entire glass! Listen..

You look disturbed, Ramji.

Don't Hesitate to ask me if you need some Help. - Yes.

Like you, sHe is our sister too.

No, notHing's tHe matter. l'm just a bit tired.

lf sometHing lacked in tHe wedding arrangements, tHen..

Lacked..! You Have done so well!

WHat is lacking?

Did you Have food and today's special item?

Yes l Had. lt was very good. OH yes! l saw you taking it 3 times.

Ok. THanks for coming. Bye! - Bye!

Bye! - Bye!

Kinsmen, l accept tHat l made a mistake.

But l'll arrange for tHe money anyHow.

At least don't insult me before tHe guests.

So you Have separated it!

ls my respect separate from yours?

Don't estrange me in tHis way.

Money does not matter to me.

You're more valuable to me.

SHall l call tHe doctor?

Good joke!

You are very fortunate!

Do you speak EnglisH?

Yes.. SomewHat.

THen come.. come witH me.

Meet Him.. Pandey-ji.

Pandey-ji, He is Ramji. - Greetings!

Wow! How tasty!

lt feels like tHe Goddess of Taste Herself came down to eartH.

WHat a cook you are, gentleman!

He speaks EnglisH too! Speak up.

No. l'm not a cHef.

l'm a farmer.

Cook.. Cook? He Has cooked all tHis food.

All of you, say sometHing! - Yes.. Yes. He Has cooked it.

He cooks all kinds of food, EnglisH, lndian.

He cooks tHat too. WHat's tHe name.. Spicy spagHetti.

Poodle.

Noodle.

Yes, tHat's it. He's a very good cHef! A very good cHef!

Cook.. He is a cook!

All of you, say sometHing.

No one can matcH Him in entire BiHar. - Yes.

He is a cHef from cHildHood.

He is related from Badki aunty's side.

His name is Advocate CHaubeyy.

After going tHere..

..He became Vicky CHaubeyy.

He Has settled down well in London.

He Has got an NRl card too.

WHen He Had come Here 6 montHs back, He was very troubled.

Eating tHe junk food over tHere, He Had grown fat all over.

THat time He Had mentioned tHat He needs a vegetarian cook.

A cook!.. Vegetarian cook!

He will get 400

400! But Ramji gets 3500 /- even Here, isn't it? - Yes.

lt's pounds. 400 pounds. Not rupees.

And one pound is wortH Rs. 80/-. Now calculate.

Speak up son. Calculate.

Have you gone furtHer tHen CHHapara?

THat means 20-22000 rupees!

For a montH or a year?

Not 20-22000 rupees.

lt's 30000 per montH.

l was looking for a cook since many days.

As soon as l dined Here, l knew..

..my searcH is over.

And wHen l enquired about tHe cHef..

..l came to know tHat He is tHe bride's brotHer!

He is Here only for you! Take Him.

THere is no one else for Him Here.

Go on lad!

Listen, pack His bags.

No.. - No!

How can l..

Over tHere.. EnglisH would be..

l Have not completed my studies too. l'm just eigHtH standard pass. And..

WHat is tHis? SucH educated people..

..are no matcH to my Ramji.

Listen son. WHy are you getting upset?

lf you feel rigHt, tHen go.

And if you don't like it tHere, come back by tHe next bus.

WHy bus! lt is so close!

Ramji can walk back.

He'll Have to go across seven seas, isn't it Pandey-ji?

Look, l can easily send Him.

But we sHould know His wisH too.

So l Have an advice. THink calmly..

..talk it over witH tHe family, and tHen tell me.

Are you not family!

WHat is tHere to ask! Take Him away.

Our life will be made.

l mean His life will be made. SucH opportunities don't come often.

WHo does He Have Here? Just a sister.

Won't you go for Her?

Come on! Arrange for His departure! Come on.

So Ramji, wHat do you say? SHall we make tHe arrangements?

ln wHose name sHall l offer prayers?

Gopal Narayan Tiwari.

'OH Lord! l've served you for my life. Sending Him tHere to earn money..'

'Lord, please get rid of bad omen from my wedding nigHt..'

'Lord, my brotHer is going overseas for tHe first time, take care of Him.'

'Take care of Ramji. - My son's future is connected to Ramji.'

'You're sending me because so many people wisH me to go..

..you must Have tHougHt of sometHing good for me.'

'Take care of me.'

THe couple looks good..

..but Her in-laws seem to be greedy.

No sooner Parvati goes tHere..

..sHe'll win over everyone's Heart witH Her goodness.

THeir greed will be forgotten.

Yes, tHeir Home will become abundant.

But our House will become lonely.

Yes, everytHing will be lonely.

Hey, Pappua..

WHat Happened? You look worried.

l'm tired.

Rest for a wHile. Your Heart will ligHten up.

Cut it properly. Don't you Have a macHine? - No.

And if tHere was a macHine..

..would l Have pusHed it in your nose. - Do your work.

ls everytHing fine? Abdul take His measurement. And listen.

After tHat sHave tHe Hair in His armpits too.

THe skin burns by cutting tHere.

lt doesn't burn if your apply powder.

Apply powder and everytHing will be cool.

BrotHer, get up. l want to take your measurement.

lf He gets up tHen How will l do my work!

lf He doesn't get up tHen How will l take His measurement!

ls tHere any problem in doing botH tHe work simultaneously?

Tell me one tHing? lt doesn't burn if you apply powder?

No, not at all. THen sHave it.

WHat is tHis? THe nose work is not done. He's taking tHe measurement.

And tHe armpit Hair job is also going on.

lf He is wounded tHen don't tell me.

You're acting strangely.

l'm going abroad. And you all are getting anxious.

Someone says sHave it. Someone says stitcH it.

WHy are you getting angry? You only are going abroad.

But go like a Human.

WHere are you going witH tHis jungle?

Leave me, stupid.

From wHere did you get tHis sample?

WHere's MoHammad?

MoHammad Himself said tHat His son Has full..

..information of tHe current trend.

Take Him only. Look wHat a stylisH jacket He Has worn.

l've myself stitcHed tHis.

WHen tHere was a sHooting in Baisonkot last year..

..tHen He only Had stitcHed CHunky Pandey's pant. Am l rigHt?

THere was a sHot of climbing on tHe Horse, tHe Horse was a wild one.

lt used to stagger on two feet.

WHen CHunky climbed tHe Horse. THe Horse tHrew Him.

lt's good tHat tHe poor person Had worn only pants.

lf you call tHis stitcHing tHan wHat is darning?

Okay, it's darning. But CHunky Pandey sHook Hands witH me only

Stupid!

You're saying tHat by stitcHing clotHes from you..

..one day AmitabH BacHcHan will come and say, sHake Hands witH me.

Don't take AmitabH BacHcHan's name.

l become very excited wHen l Hear His name.

l Have only one wisH.

As people know AmitabH BacHcHan due to His acting..

..just like tHat one day AmitabH BacHcHan sHould..

..know me by my cooking skill.

He'll surely know you. He is tHe super star of movies.

And you tHe super star of cooking.

Okay, fatHer, l'll take your leave.

l'll call you wHen l reacH tHere.

Take care of CHutki. SHe's a kid.

lf sHe makes any mistake, tHen forgive Her like your own cHild.

Don't you worry, Ramji.

SHe's like a daugHter. And sHe'll remain like one. - Okay.

Take care of your diet.

Don't forget to send tHe money.

No, l'm going for tHat only.

Okay. - Okay, l'll leave.

Pappu, l'm leaving too many responsibilities on your sHoulders.

Take care of yourself.

Keep tHis safely witH you.

lt's not mucH. Just a little.

Count and bring tHe tHings written in tHe list. Remember.

CHutki, wHy are you crying?

BrotHer, take care of yourself.

Look, l don't want to go abroad seeing your crying face.

l'm doing all tHis for you only. Now smile.

Yes.

And don't give your in-laws a cHance to complain.

And do write letter.

WHile writing letter, don't complain about anyone.

lf someone reads it, tHen it will create a problem.

lf tHere is some trouble, write in pencil, l'll understand.

Okay, l'll leave.

Stop! Hurry up.

Give me my bag. - Okay, my dear. - l'll leave.

THank you. - Take care of yourself.

Do write letter.

Ramji, remember my list.

lt's not very big.

Don't forget.

Hello. - Hello. - THis way towards tHe end. - THank you. - THank you.

Hello. Could you sit down over tHere?

Yup, it's rigHt down tHe end. THank you.

Hello. Over tHere.

Hi. - Say good tHings, brotHer.

No, l mean greetings. - OH! Greetings.

How are you? - Fine. - Okay.

Did you lock it properly? - Yes.

Wow! You've put tHe lock too. - Yes. - And cHain too? - Yes.

lt looks like you're a regular traveller to London.

No, but wHy did you ask?

You've come fully prepared, tHat's wHy.

Look, suitcase, cHain, lock.. and pickle too.

Yes, tHe aroma is coming.

THat's wHy it looks like you're regular visitor.

No, l'm going tHere for tHe first time.

But tHis is common sense.

You sHould be fully prepared wHen you go out.

WHy is sHe wearing tHis strange coat?

SHe is saying tHat tHe life jacket beneatH your seat..

..by wearing tHat a person doesn't drown.

lf tHis plane crasHes into tHe water, tHen.

CrasHes? - Yes. - ln water?

Yes, it will crasH.

But l don't know wHetHer in land or water.

Excuse me, sir.

Sir, stand up, please.

Not now. Please, remove it.

No, l'll keep wearing it. l'll give it to you later.

No, if we were to land in water, it would Help you.

Look, after falling in tHe water..

..wHere will l searcH for you? So let me wear it.

No, sir, you don't understand. You Have to take it off.

No let me.. after landing tHere, l'll give it to you. - Tell Him.

You Have to take tHis off. You Have to take tHis off.

Make tHem understand.

Pull it. - WHat's tHis?

WHat Happened? - God!

Remove it. - O my God! - No need for tHe plane to crasH in tHe water.

THis only will suffocate me.

Remove it. - Hold on.

WHy are you looking at me? Go.

lt is very small.

WHat is tHis? THey've kept it HigHer.

You go, wHat are you looking at?

ls tHis for a Human or a pigeon?

Excuse me, tHere is some man in tHe toilet.

And we've been waiting for so long.

WHat's He doing for so long? - l'm been waiting really long, ma'am.

Okay, okay. Don't worry, let me see wHat's wrong.

Excuse me. - Yes. - Hi, can l Help you, sir?

WHat? - Can l Help you?

Do you Have a tumbler? - Tumbler? - Yes.

WHat tumbler?

l've cHecked. THere is no mug or vessel Here. Can l get a tumbler?

No, sir. You'll Have to use tHe paper only. - Paper?

l can't use paper.

We consider paper to be a sacred tHing. We don't even stamp on it.

And you're saying.. - No, no. Please, sir, you've to use paper only.

Many people are waiting in tHe queue.

You people endure it for a bit longer.

THere is no wait Here. lf you come in, you'll get stuck.

l'm badly stuck.

THose idiots! THey cHarge us so mucH and..

..tHey can't even keep a batHroom tumbler.

WHat a cunning business is tHis!

Sir. - Yes, l'm coming. l'm coming.

Come on sir. - WHat are you staring? THere is paper for you. Go.

Go. - Go on tHrougH.

lt's tHe limit. Now l don't feel like sitting.

O God! - You people tHink it is a joke?

WHy are tHey searcHing everyone's luggage?

We're standing in tHis line for tHe past one and a Half Hours.

l can't understand it.

l got to see robbers and dacoits too.

But tHey seem to be from good family.

THese are not robbers and dacoits.

THey are illegal immigrants.

THey're been deported. - Report? - No, not report, deport.

Like you Have tHis document..

..tHis passport tHis visa. THis is your identity.

lf you don't Have tHis, tHen you'll be forcefully sent back.

Next please.

Greetings.

WHat is tHis, please? - No, no, tHis not my.

Okay, sorry, next please.

No, you didn't understand. THis my friend brotHer sister's Husband.

London. He like very mucH. For Him.

ls it edible? - WHat?

ls it eatable?

Eatable? No, no, not eatable.

Only toucHable.

lt's pickle. Sir, you eat full bottle.

THen morning tomorrow tHis tumbler gone.

No tumble, no problem. And paper finisH also.

OH no! ended up witH meeting a rogue.

WHat's tHe problem? - You speak Hindi?

Yes. THis is pickle.

lt's just a pickle in a jar. lt's okay.

YeaH, it's fine. You can go now.

No problem. You can take it.

THank you, tHank you. - Next, please.

Taxi. One minute.

THis address go. Okay.

WHere's tHe door? THe door is on tHe wrong side.

lt will move aHead or back? Now go.

No one came to pick me at tHe airport. WHat kind of people are tHese?

THe meter is running faster tHan your car.

lt's so expensive.

Okay, okay, enougH.

20 please. - You take tHis money go. Go.

Vicky CHaubey's House..

StraigHt in. - ls it tHis?

lt's a grand palace.

lt's good. SHi. Vicky CHaubey?

He's inside. RigHt in. - Okay.

l want to meet Vicky CHaubey. - Wait a second.

You're from? - Cook from Takipur.

THank you.

Mr. Vicky CHaubey?

Okay.

So many people Have gatHered over Here.

He looks to be a big sHot.

Mr. Vicky CHaubey?

No.

THis can't be.

WHat Has Happened?

Now wHat will l do?

Parvati.

Mr. Ramji? - Yes.

Sorry, we couldn't come to pick you from tHe airport.

You must Have understood tHe reason for tHat.

Actually we tried to stop you from coming Here.

But you'd already left.

All tHat is fine. But wHat do l do now?

Excuse me.

Hello. Yes..

WHat is sHe saying? WHy is sHe so annoyed?

Tell Her tHat wHatever money sHe offers me, l'm willing to take it.

l'll not only cook food, but also take care of tHe wHole House.

Look, Mr. Ramji, by eating your lndian spicy food..

..Her Husband Mr. CHaubey died from ulcer.

Now tHey don't want to keep you Here.

Look, your return ticket to lndia is ready.

Keep tHis money.

And you return to lndia immediately.

Look, l can't go anywHere witH tHis money.

THis money is too less to do anytHing.

My people in tHe village, my sister Parvati is Hopeful of my success.

lf l take tHis money and return, tHen tHere will be a big problem.

l told you sHe won't let you stay Here.

l'll cook not only vegetarian but non-vegetarian food too.

THat is fine. - l'll look after tHe wHole House.

But.. - How will l face my people?

Listen to me, sHe won't let you stay Here.

How can you send me like tHis?

Listen to me. - l'll look after tHe wHole House.

'l'm planning to admit my cHild in EnglisH scHool.'

'lt's expensive.'

'But witH your blessings, tHat too can be managed.'

'WHat do you say? - Yes.'

Yes.

WHat Happened?

WHat Happened? Leave my bag.

ls somebody Here? Are you going to steal?

l won't let you do it.

lf you Had been from my village..

..tHen l would Have taugHt you a lesson. Leave me.

Spare my bag. My tHings are in it.

ls somebody Here? - WHat do you guys tHink you're doing?

Leave Him alone.

Hey, officers. Come Here.

Leave me. Leave me.

Will you steal my bag just like tHat? - Hey man, are you all rigHt? - YeaH.

My bag, my bag. WHere is my bag?

Bag. WHo took my bag?

WHere's my bag?

Guru. - Give it to me. - Almost done.

WHat is tHis? lt's a strange tHing.

WHat Happened? WHose cHild is tHis?

ls someone Here?

O my God! Stop!

Stop! lt's a car! You'll get Hurt!

You're very naugHty. WHy are you laugHing?

WHose cHild is tHis? ls someone Here?

WHere is your family? Here come your parents.

Sonu! Sonu! - Sonu! Sonu! Are you okay? - l'm sorry, dear.

Are you fine? - He's all rigHt.

We're really, really very grateful to you. THank you. - YeaH, tHank you.

Guru, wHy is He laugHing? - He's laugHing because of my dilemma.

NotHing Happened. He's fine.

But wHat kind of parents are you? You left Him..

..in tHe middle of tHe road. lf He Had got..

..rolled on tHe road, tHen it would Have been a big problem.

Be careful.

We're really very sorry. l don't know.

You are.. from BiHar?

You're correct. You're correct.

We're very grateful. THank you so mucH. You saved Sonu's life.

lt's okay. - WHere do you live?

RigHt now l'm on tHe road.

Let's see wHat Happens furtHer.

No really.

Are you new in tHis country?

Yes. lt's been one day.

But in tHis one day, l've seen tHe entire lifetime.

Raja tHe great.

Look at Him.

Hey tiger! How are you?

Leave my Hand. O my God!

Guru, He's bleeding. - lt's notHing, you don't..

No. You come witH us to our Home.

l'll put tHe dressing. - No need for tHat.

WHat's tHe need to bring Him Home?

THere's a Hospital nearby. l'll take Him tHere only.

We'll take Him Home.

WHat's your name?

My name is Ramji.

Ramji, l'm Aparna, He's Guru. - Greetings. - And tHis is Sonu.

Hey, son. You come witH us to our place. Okay?

Come. - Okay. - Do come. - Come.

Come on. - Guru brotHer, is tHere a tumbler at your place?

Tumbler? - Yes, for my arrangements of tHe batHroom.

From tHe time l've come, l Haven't gone to tHe loo.

My Heartbeat increases wHen l see tHe papers.

l'll do one tHing.

l'll put tHis pulses and rice for you.

And you'll Have to finisH everytHing witHout leaving..

..a grain of rice. Understood?

You're a good boy.

No, l won't feed you.

You'll Have to eat everytHing by yourself.

THen l'll tell you tHe story of tHe four faced demon.

No, no, Ramji. He can't eat all tHis stuff.

Can't eat? - No. - ls tHere a problem?

He won't eat. You get up.

l've still not eaten my food.

l'll give you anotHer plate. You wasH your Hands.

Come. - Okay.

l want to tell you sometHing about Sonu.

Sister, you're worrying unnecessarily.

All kids Have tHe same problem.

lf you keep food in front of tHem..

..tHey get so anxious and start doing drama..

Soap. - As if someone is doing injustice to tHem.

But if tHey're really Hungry.

THen keep tHe plate in front of tHem and in 2 minutes it's completely clean

Sonu is sick. He's not like tHe otHer kids.

THat l understood wHen l saw Him. But still l..

lt's not about How He looks Ramji.

Sonu.. can't even swallow His food.

lf l feed Him..

Sonu! Sonu! Stop! Stop!

Guru! Guru!

WHat will He spit?

Till now He must Have digested Half of wHat He Has eaten.

WHat was l saying? THat if you keep tHe plate in front of a Hungry kid..

..tHen He'll finisH off everytHing.

WHy, Sonu dear? Wasn't l saying tHis?

Sonu! - He finisHed off His food on His own.

WHat do you mean He ate His food? - l'd gone to tHe kitcHen for a minute.

WHy did you leave Him alone?

l'd just gone to tHe kitcHen for a minute, Guru.

WHat did He eat? - NotHing, l'd given Him pulses and rice.

He finisHed off everytHing. - WHo told you to do all tHis?

l tHougHt.. - Guru. - WHat!

He Has eaten His food for tHe first time on His own.

Can you believe it? He's fine.

Appu. - ln tHis House everyone says Appu only.

You're saying Appu, Appu. THis naugHty boy too says Appu in tHe morning.

WHat's tHe matter?

Because my pet name is Appu.

And tHis naugHty boy doesn't say anytHing else otHer tHan Appu.

Really! - Appu, Appu. - WHat?

Better be careful.

ls Guru brotHer annoyed witH me?

WHat did you say His name is? - Ramji.

Ramji. - He says tHat He'd got all tHe papers.

He even Had tHe work permit.

But a tragedy occurred at tHe place wHere He was going to work. So..

After tHat He lost His bag in tHe train.

THat's wHy all tHe papers..

Do you believe Him?

l don't tHink He's lying.

So Guru do you want to Help Him?

l.. - Guru.

He saved Sonu's life.

Well. - Let's see wHat we can do.

WHere's your BiHari guy?

WHy Ramji? WHat Happened?

WHat Happened? l feel like l'm in Heaven.

ls tHis place a kitcHen or a palace?

lt's as clean as a knife.

l can't see any coal Here.

Did you like it? - Sister, not good, not good.

Very good. lt feels as if l'm at Home.

Very good. Guru and l are outside in tHe restaurant.

THese people will tell you about your work.

BrotHer, wHere's tHe stove?

THis is tHe microwave.

Keep tHe food inside, put tHe timer, press tHe button.

Okay, tHis is easy.

And tHis is tHe big oven.

You can keep many tHings inside it at tHe same time.

l've seen tHis once before.

Are you cooking gourd?

WHat Happened? WHy are you putting so mucH of soda?

StomacH will get upset.

Grind some garlic and put in it. lt will taste more delicious.

Did l ask you?

WHy are you getting annoyed? l'm just telling you.

Don't interfere in my work.

l'm not interfering in your work.

l'm just sHowing you tHe rigHt way to cook it. Try it once.

Do you know more tHan me?

Cook it. - WHy are you getting annoyed?

No, you only cook it.

WHat is tHere in it? l'll cook it. - YeaH, cook.

l used to cook everyday. l'll sHow it to you. - Cook it.

Take a bit of turmeric.

And.. - Cook it. WHy are you sHowing it to me?

You know better tHan me, don't you? - Okay, brotHer.

WHat's so tougH in it? BrotHer, quickly get some grinded garlic.

l can't do tHis any longer.

Today l'll give you a glimpse of tHe Goddess of taste.

WHat Happened, Ramji? - WHat Happened?

Uncle told me to sHow Him cooking.

So l tHougHt to give Him a taste of Takipur.

You too taste it.

Have it. Do Have it.

WHat Happened? WHat Happened, sister?

One minute, wait Here only.

lt's not education.. - Come Here soon. - WHat is so great about food?

Taste tHis. Just taste tHis.

Taste tHis now. - Okay. - Greetings.

Are you Guru brotHer's friend? You too taste it.

Jai, come on, taste tHis. - THank you.

lsn't it great? - You prepared all tHis?

Not only tHis, l even know How to make different types of snacks.

l even cook Gujarati, MaratHi and Madrasi food.

l even cook dosa, uttapas and golgapas.

l even cook sweets witHout sugar.

Hey, brotHer, your cHef is also strange. WHy?

He makes cHapattis too in tHe macHine.

Sister, look, Sonu is eating food on His own. -Sonu. -Delicious food, man.

Did you see Sonu?

l've never seen Him so Happy before.

He calls Appu, sister.

Everyone is Happy witH Him. - YeaH.

l tHink l'll start tHe paper work.

Legally He sHouldn't Have any problem in staying Here.

lt could take time to get tHe visa.

Okay. - l'll start tHe paper work of tHe embassy.

For tHe time being..

..if you want you can keep Him at your House as a guest.

But witHout work permit, you know..

..no body sHould know tHat He's working in your restaurant.

Okay.

Till now l've never done any illegal work.

But seeing Sonu's Happiness..

You know l understand.

l'll see wHat l can do.

Just see to it tHat no one comes to know about it.

THat He works at your restaurant.

THat's it.

WitH fair people.

l've formed a bond.

THe Heart of a village guy.

Has transformed into a London Heart.

London's Heart, London, London's Heart, London.

London's Heart, London, London's Heart, London.

London's Heart, London, London's Heart, London.

East witH west, o beloved.

East Has met witH tHe west.

London's Heart, London, London's Heart, London.

London's Heart, London, London's Heart, London.

THe Heart of a guy named Ram.

My Heart used to sigH and tattletale.

WHen l left my country for so many days my Heart was not witH me.

My Heart used to sigH and tattletale.

WHen l left my country for so many days my Heart was not witH me.

Now it Has come, my friend.

Now it Has come witH me, foreigner.

THe Heart's bell Has started ringing.

THe Heart's bell Has started ringing.

Heart.. Heart.

My Heart Has transformed into a London Heart.

l've started to like tHis quarrel and being practical.

Every vegetable Has started cooking better.

l've started to like tHis quarrel and being practical.

Every vegetable Has started cooking better.

My style.. is melting today.

My pulses.. is cooked.

Life Has become spicier.

Life Has become spicier. EverytHing is buttery.

My Heart buttery.. my Heart buttery.

My Heart became buttery.. my buttery Heart.

THe Heart of a village guy Has transformed into a London Heart.

London's Heart, London, London's Heart, London.

London's Heart, London, London's Heart, London..

My Heart buttery.. my Heart buttery.

WitH fair people, l've formed a connection.

A bond is formed.

Has transformed into a London Heart.

Guru brotHer, did you call me? l've kept tHe pulses to cook.

Wait.

Take tHis. Your first salary.

WHat are you saying?

Guru brotHer, send tHis to my village for my sister.

l'll keep tHis.

WHat will you do witH so less money?

THere is a temple nearby..

..no one takes proper care of it.

l tHink l'll donate it tHere.

Sonu, Ramji uncle Has got His first salary.

Ask Him wHetHer He'll give us a party.

Yes. - Sonu, dear is like a prince.

WitH God's grace we can celebrate wHenever we want.

WHat do you say? - God.

He Has started talking. WHat did you say?

Say it again. WHat did you say, Sonu?

Quickly, wHat did you say?

God. - God.

Sonu. - He Has started talking.

Appu.. Sonu, please.

Sonu, please. - Sonu. - Say wHat you said.

Sonu, please, say. - Sonu, please.

Say it once.

Sonu, please. - God.

THank God!

God!

Ramji. - Guru brotHer, wHat are you doing?

lt's all because of you. - O no.

THis is tHe grace of God.

You've brougHt Happiness in our lives, Ramji.

No, no, no, sister. THis is God's..

Party, party. THis calls for a party. THis calls for a party.

Party.

Excuse me, darling. l need to brusH my teetH, look.

Hi, Ramji. - Hi, Hi.

Well if some people want to do it tHis way, l just don't believe.. - Hi.

Hey.

Sammy, you're looking sexy.

THere are you, Sonu. - Sameera aunty.

Appu. - WHo's my boyfriend? - Appu.

No, you. And wHo's tHe girlfriend? - Appu.

No, me.

Appu, cake. - O my God! O my God! Did He say cake?

Amazing! He said cake! Congrats!

THat's awesome! - lt's God's grace, Sameera. lt's like a miracle.

YeaH. - l know Him, anotHer couple of drink and He'll be sober.

Hello, Mrs. MalHotra.

Don't Have too mucH, don't Have too mucH.

l'm watcHing Him. - Take care.

ls saying..

WHat Happened? - l need salt. lt's less.

Salt is fine. l'd put less salt in Sonu's food.

You must Have eaten tHat food.

THere was less salt in my food. And tHat's it.

Can l Have tHe salt, please?

Look, if you want more salt tHen take it separately.

Don't talk rubbisH about my food.

You're wearing almost notHing as clotHes.

Roaming around naked. Am l saying anytHing about your clotHes?

ldiot! How dare you!

You're tHe one wHo's daring. Take tHis.

Take as mucH salt as you want. Go.

Talking nonsense about my food. - llliterate.

WitcH! - Silly! - Cat!

You're damn rigHt, damn..

Ramji. - Jai.

Meet Ramji, tHe great cHef from lndia. - Greetings.

Greetings.

Meet Sammy, my fiance.

Hi. - O my God!

Were you Helpless?

Was your marriage fixed in cHildHood only?

OtHerwise How you got stuck witH tHis woman.

Speak softly. SHe even bites. - Yes, l saw tHat.

Greetings, do come.

Greetings, my son.

Parvati, your grandmotHer, uncle and aunty Have come.

Do Have a seat.

l've not seen Parvati after Her marriage.

l've got some 'DaHi-CHura' (Curd & Rice-flake).

lt's good, it's good.

Sir, tHis watermelon is for you

Sir is only wortHy of watermelon.

WHere's son-in-law?

He Has gone in His scooter..

..in tHis Heat, to spread tHe news of tHe world.

Greetings. Bless you. - How are you, dear? - l'm fine.

Hello.. Hello.

Ramji. Be Happy, be Happy.

l know you fulfill your promise.

Yes, l got tHe money tHat you'd sent.

CHutki, can you easily make a call to London from Here?

From brotHer's side.

Talk to Parvati first.

Talk to Ramji.

Come.

Hello. - Hey, CHutki. - Yes, brotHer.

How are you? - l am fine.

l received your love filled letter.

l was deligHted. - How are you?

No, no, no. Don't worry about me. l'm fine.

l'm staying witH very good people.

Really brotHer! - Yes, tHey're very good people. And listen.

You take care of yourself. And very soon l'll send you more money.

Don't send all of it. Save some for yourself too.

And take care of your diet.

You remember, don't you? FatHer's deatH anniversary is coming.

l remember everytHing.

l've called foreign pundit. l'm meeting Him today.

WHat's tHe time over tHere?

lt's almost dawn. Good bye. - Good bye.

BeneatH tHe tap? WHat are you saying?

l don't want to do fatHer's deatH ceremony.

As it is, you're looking so modern.

WHat worsHip will you do?

THis cap, jacket, jeans, pants. - Wait.

WHat Happened? - ls tHis sufficient?

Or sHall l start cHanting mantras? - Okay, okay.

But tHe deatH ceremony will be besides tHe lake..

..not underneatH tHe tap. - Okay.

And sHall l get tHe tHings for tHe deatH ceremony or you'll get it?

Not l.. you Have to get tHe tHings. l'll only do tHe worsHip part.

Hello, inspector. Hi. - Hi.

Business is good.

Your cHef brings in a big lndian crowd.

How would l know? lt's not my sHop, mate.

Come, would you like to join me?

THank you. After you.

l'll tell you sometHing. l arrested 9 people witHout papers.

And 7 of tHem were lndians.

l know, mate. One more and you'll get promoted.

You know quite a bit, mate.

l practice law.

Care for a smoke? - No, tHanks.

Excuse me. Guru, would you.. - Any problem?

He's suspicious. Send Ramji in.

Come Here in tHe morning and.. - Ramji.

No need to wear tHis. Go in. - Guru.

WHy? - Yup, coming.

THe policeman Has come. - Yes, l know.

Greetings. Greetings, inspector.

How are you? - You work Here as a cHef?

CHief? You're tHe cHief?

Okay, so l'll say cHief inspector. Okay?

You go in. - WHat's tHe need to stamp on my foot.

Will you Have sometHing to eat?

Do you Have papers, mate? - Paper, yes l Have it.

l Have paper masala dosa, mint paper masala dosa..

..and cHeese paper masala dosa. WHat would you like to Have?

No, permit. Work permit paper.

He's asking sometHing else only.

Guru brotHer, wHat is He talking?

He's telling you to sHut your moutH and go from Here.

Okay, l'll take your leave.

THis is Mr. Guru. He owns tHis place.

Would you like to eat sometHing?

Hey! cHeck in tHe gate.

THis grill is awesome, man.

Hey, wHat are you doing?

THis is not garbage. THis is a sacred tHing.

He's doing rituals for His dead fatHer.

Give me 5 minutes. l'll finisH my rituals.

Ritual? Get tHe Hell out of Here.

Look tHere is some trouble tHere. - Let's go.

Come. Didn't you see it?

WHat are tHey saying, pundit-ji?

WHat's tHe problem? - WHat's going on?

lt's a free zone. - lt's a respect. Doing a ritual for His dead fatHer.

Now leave Him alone. Now leave Him alone.

l told you to leave Him alone.

Hey, Hey, leave Him alone. - You rascal, get away from Here!

No manners! - Ramji, you be seated.

lt's inauspicious to get up in between from tHe ritual.

By doing tHis ritual, l'm praying for my fatHer's souls' peace.

And Here tHey are spreading violence.

Police! Forgive me, Ramji.

Hey, pundit-ji, wHere are you going?

O pundit-ji! WHy are you running! Listen!

Listen, pundit-ji!

lt's a great sin not to complete tHe ritual.

Sir. - Pundit-ji. - Sir, you'll Have to come witH me.

Pundit-ji ran away. l'm not doing anytHing wrong.

Sir, sir, sir, sir. You're coming witH me, sir.

WHat are you doing?

ls it a sin in your country to do fatHer's deatH ritual?

Leave me. l'm not doing anytHing wrong. WHere are you taking me?

WHat Happened?

l was sitting by tHe riverside.

Slowly sHouting my mantras.

THen tHese wHite guys, tHey come, witH tHeir bad legs.

And tHey kick my balls.

All five balls.

All my fatHer's. - WHat!

Rice balls. Rice balls.

THey kick my balls. THe one tHat l'd got for tHe ritual of tHe dead.

And you interrogate me.

WHat do you do? - ls tHis tHe time.

WHat do you do?

Okay, so tHat is How do you do.

l do cook. You know Guru sir's restaurant.

Curry Corner. l cook very good food.

WHere's your work permit?

WHere's your passport.. and visa.

THat is wHat l'm asking.

WHere's your passport.. and visa.

THat is wHat l'm asking. - No, no, l ask you. WHere?

lt's been so many days since l lost it.

And you're not even searcHing for it. Write a report.

WHy are you looking at my face, you cap.

lf it Had been my village Takipur.

THen by now we would Have found tHe tHief and made Him..

..roam around naked on tHe street.

Come Guru brotHer and Jai brotHer.

He's stupid.

Making Him understand is like making an elepHant wear underwear.

WHat did you say? WHat did He say?

Keep quiet, Ramji. - l'm not afraid of Him.

l said tHat to understand you..

..tHe elepHant wear underwear. Easy.

WHere did tHe elepHant come from?

Officer, l Have tHe papers for tHis man's release.

l want tHis man's work permit papers..

..His passport and His visa on my desk tomorrow morning.

Tomorrow morning? You mean Monday, rigHt?

You don't work weekends.

All rigHt, Monday morning.

But tHey better be tHere and in order. - RigHt, sir.

All rigHt, you can go.

THis man is so stupid.

Have you gone mad!

WHat was tHe need to say tHat you work in my restaurant!

Guru brotHer, How was l to know tHat l sHouldn't say all tHese tHings?

THat officer was already suspicious about us.

Now you'll be in trouble and get us in trouble too.

WHy will you be in trouble?

WHen tHe mistake is mine, tHen l'll get tHe punisHment.

WHat's His crime?

You sHould Have let me rot in tHe police station.

WHy did you get me out? WHy did you get me out?

WHo told you tHat you're spared?

You're just out on a bail.

WHenever tHey want tHey can put you beHind bars.

Look, Ramji. Understand one tHing.

lf you don't Have your visa, work permit, passport..

..or some identification proof..

..tHen you're a criminal in tHis country.

And you Have notHing from tHe mentioned tHings.

And even l'll be in trouble for employing sucH a person.

THis is tHe law.

THen wHat do l do now? - Damn!

You've messed up tHings, Ramji. - WHat He screwed!

THere is only one way to solve tHis problem in any country.

Become tHe son-in-law of tHat country.

Marry a girl from tHat country. - YeaH, Jai. THanks Jai.

But.. l know tHat.

We're talking about a practical not a legal tHing.

Tomorrow is Saturday. THen will come Sunday.

We'll Have to submit tHe papers on Monday.

And tHe court will take 30 days.

To give tHe marriage certificate.

Okay, assume tHat in tHe Penta court cHurcH, we conduct tHe marriage.

But friend, for marriage we need a girl.

lmmediately.

Leave tHat to me.

THougH you migHt Have to spend some money.

l'll manage money someHow.

Just get me out of tHis mess.

l don't want to lose everytHing in tHis legal problem.

Just do sometHing.

l'll do sometHing.

How can you tell me to marry some otHer person?

WHy are you giving it tHe name of marriage?

lt's just a tecHnical agreement.

WHy do you Have to be so unHappy about it?

UnHappy? And it makes no difference to you.

Of course it does, baby. Of course it does.

Do you tHink it's easy for me?

l was just tHinking tHat witH tHis small agreement..

..so many people can gain.

OtHer's gain. WHat about me?

l'll Have to stay witH tHat illiterate cHef.

THat illiterate. - Have you gone mad, Sammy?

Do you tHink it's easy for me to see you staying witH some otHer person?

No way, baby. No way.

But l was just tHinking.. tHat tomorrow you'll marry in tHe cHurcH.

After tHat He'll be in His restaurant and you at your Home.

After 3 montHs, botH of you get divorced.

And tHen everytHing is back to normal.

You make everytHing sound so sweet and innocent.

You don't realize, wHat a big tHing tHis is for a girl.

l don't know. l don't know anytHing.

l've become mad. - Jai.

WHy am l screwing up my own Happiness because..

..l want to do some good for anotHer person?

Forget it all.

l just tHougHt.. tHat Guru and Appu won't Have to go to prison.

Poor Sonu won't be Homeless.

THat's it.

But forget about it.

lf it's making you uncomfortable.. just let me just forget about it.

You really want me to do tHis, Jai.

Not if you're unHappy.

Guru brotHer, is tHis a solution!

lt's different to find a solution for a problem..

..and pusHing a person in a well.

How will l answer my villagers? How will l sHow tHem my face?

NotHing will Happen, Ramji.

lt's not a real marriage. lt's a matter of only 3 montHs.

Real marriage? THen wHat is fake marriage?

ls tHis a play of dolls?

Look, Guru brotHer, l don't understand wHat you're saying.

Ramji, after 3 montHs file for a divorce.

After tHat tHe girl will be at Her place and you at your place.

Divorce! WHat new plan are you scHeming? Divorce Her.

lt's a great sin. WHat will Happen to tHat girl?

NotHing will Happen to Her.

SHe knows everytHing.

Look, for tHese arrangements we've spend loads of money.

THat girl knows everytHing.

SHe knows everytHing. THe girl Has no qualms about it.

WHat a country is tHis!

SHe said yes because of money.

lf sHe refused to divorce me for tHe sake of money. THen l'll be stuck.

THis will not Happen, Ramji. SHe's a nice girl.

SHe knows me, sHe knows you.

SHe is doing tHis to Help us.

SHe knows me? - Yes.

Guru brotHer, wHo is tHis girl?

Sameera.

WHo? Jai brotHer's fiance?

Yes. - lt means Jai brotHer's fiance will now be my fiance.

And after divorce my fiance will become Jai brotHer's fiance.

Yes. lt's a wrong tHing to keep cHanging tHe fiance again and again.

Look, Ramji, l don't Have tHe time to argue witH you.

Tomorrow you Have to go to tHe cHurcH at 6 o'clock and get married.

CHurcH? WHy will l go to tHe cHurcH?

lsn't tHere a temple Here?

Actually.. l forgot to tell you one tHing, Ramji.

For tHe marriage to take place quickly..

..botH of you will Have to cHange your religion..

..become CatHolics and get married in tHe cHurcH.

Guru brotHer, are you joking?

WHat plans are you scHeming one after tHe otHer?

First you said to marry, tHen you said it's a fake wedding.

THen you said to file a divorce and..

..now you're saying to cHange my religion.

ls tHis a joke?

Look, otHer tHings are okay. But l can't joke witH religion.

l'm a religious person.

No, l respect otHer religion too.

Jesus CHrist is a great God. l respect Him.

But How will l answer my God.

No, l can't do tHis. You can say wHatever you want.

l'm returning. - Okay, go.

You want to go, tHen go.

But understand one tHing, Ramji.

l never wanted to Help you.

But after you arrived, for tHe fist time l saw my family Happy.

After our son was born, for tHe first time l saw my wife smiling,

l saw my son laugHing so mucH.

And for His family's Happiness..

..every person Has tHe rigHt to do, wHatever He can do.

And l did a small illegal tHing.

You didn't Have tHe rigHt documents witH you.

Still l employed you at my place.

But now tHe conditions are sucH tHat..

..if you don't Help us, Ramji, tHen everytHing will be ruined.

THey'll put me and my wife beHind bars.

And separate our son from us, Ramji.

And to evade all tHis if l Have to beg in front of you..

No, Guru brotHer.

l'm asHamed. l made a big mistake.

Forgive me.

l don't know How l became so selfisH.

l forgot tHat How mucH you've Helped me.

l'll do wHatever you say.

Make me do wHatever you want.

ln tHe name of tHe fatHer, tHe son and tHe Holy spirit.

THank you very mucH, fatHer.

So, you tHink you've got around tHe problem.

Officer, you've got your job to do.

And l've got mine.

Papers on your desk, tomorrow morning.

Before 9:30.

Yes. May l Help you? - May l come in for a minute?

Please do, certainly. Come in. - THank you.

May l speak to Robert, please?

Robert, wHo's Robert? - Your son-in-law.

WHicH one?

No, no, no. Unless Sameera Has been a naugHty girl.

l don't tHink sHe's married.

ln tHat case, may l speak to Sameera, please?

YeaH, sHe's upstairs. SHe'll be down in a minute.

ln tHe meantime, can l get you a nice cup of coffee?

Coffee would be great. THank you.

One coffee coming up. WHo's Robert? - No one.

Excuse me, officer. Can l Help you?

WHat do you tHink you're doing?

WHat do you tHink you're doing?

WHat do you mean by tHat?

How did a nice young lady like you..

..get involved into sometHing so illegal?

l don't know wHat you're talking about, officer.

Are you married to Robert?

- Yes.

And does He live witH you Here? - Yes.

Well, Sameera, your Husband must be quite a man.

Your grandmotHer Has never seen Him. Quite a marriage.

Look, officer. l don't need to answer any of your questions.

l suggest you speak to my fiancee. Lawyer.

lt's very unfortunate tHat you got involved in tHis.

lf cHarges are brougHt, you'll be implicated as well.

Have a good day.

OH, and you better prepare for some visitors.

Some immigration officials will be calling..

..around tHis evening to verify your marriage.

THanks for tHe coffee.

Two days back l was free. And now l'm married.

l got married to a person wHom l don't even know.

And now l'll Have to stay witH Him.

And on top of it, l'll Have to convince..

..immigration officers tHat we really are married.

OtHerwise l go to jail.

ln wHat a situation Have you got me struck, Jai.

l can't Handle it. - Did someone force you?

You yourself Had decided tHat we'll Help tHem.

WHen we've decided tHat we'll Help tHem tHen..

..at tHe last moment you can't say tHat l can't Handle it.

We only Have to convince immigration officers..

..tHat your marriage is actually genuine. THat's all.

After tHat everytHing goes back to normal.

Normal! - Yes, normal. WHat else?

l can't understand. We're in a legal problem.

And we Have no otHer way out.

Guru and l really appreciate wHat you're doing for us.

Jai, l'm sorry, but wHat if tHey're not convinced?

THen we're in a big problem. We'll Handle tHat later.

RigHt now it's more important..

..to take Ramji to Sameera's House.

Before tHe immigration officers reacH tHere.

lf we get stuck in tHe traffic, tHen we'll be in a mess.

OH, Appu, please quickly pack Ramji's tHings.

Granny! Granny!

WitH wHom are you talking to, in a closed House?

WHat? - Please don't ask me anytHing. l'll tell you later.

SucH strange customs.. - He'll stay witH us for a few days.

Did sHe lock you in tHe House and go away?

So strange!

ln our Takipur, miscHievous kids are locked in tHis manner.

Did you do any naugHty tHing? - WHo are you?

My name is Ramji. No, my name is Robert.

lt got cHanged yesterday only.

Give me your blessings. And you?

Only grandmotHer. Granny is EnglisH name.

lt is done? Okay, Ramji you go up and..

No, Robert.

Okay, Robert you go upstairs and..

..put your clotHes in tHe cupboard. Be ready.

lmmigration officers must be coming at any moment now.

Doctor Has told you not to eat sweet stuff. Spit it out.

You're a naugHty grandmotHer.

Spit. THey've come. - WHo?

lmmigration officers. THey're parking tHeir car. Hurry up.

But l've still not cHanged my clotHes.

Hurry up. CHange your clotHes later.

l feel embarrassed. At least let me dress up properly.

Okay, take tHis. Put your legs up.

Relax properly. Read tHe paper.

ln a relaxed manner call me to open tHe door.

Sameera-ji, open tHe door. - Loudly.

WHat difference does it make wHetHer l speak loudly or not?

You want to open tHe door, tHen do it.

l'll kill you. Do as l say.

Say loudly, coming. Darling, open tHe door.

Okay coming, darling, open tHe door.

O God, Help me! - Now wHat Happened?

One more tHing. Put tHis ring, quickly.

Granny, l'll open it.

Hello. - We're from tHe immigration office.

OH, darling, immigration officers Have come.

THey want to investigate sometHing.

He's just so tired. He Has got back from work rigHt now.

l understand.

l'm sorry. Can l see Him for a few minutes?

Sure. Please come in. - THank you. After you.

Honey, immigration officers. - THank you.

Greetings, BisHambar MeHra.

Greetings, Ramji.. dHat, Robert.

DHat Robert? But in tHis it's written only Robert.

YeaH, it's Robert. Have a seat.

Please be seated. - Okay.

Congratulations on your wedding. - Congratulations.

THank you.

Mr. Robert, you were a cHef in lndia?

WHat? - You were a cHef in lndia, weren't you?

Yes, cook.

And you studied up to tHe year 8tH? - Yes, 8tH pass.

But wHy? ln my village only up to 8tH class.

Plus two means you go to town.

My fatHer said, no, you don't go to town.

You go to town means you drink bidi.

Bidi? - Bidi, bidi. You know cigarettes. Younger brotHer.

Brown younger brotHer also.

Okay, tell me one tHing.

You're less educated tHan your wife.

So How did tHe two of you get togetHer?

Love is blind, you know.

Yes, and no doctor for tHis blind also.

Yes, tHat is fine. But tell me How did you meet?

You say, Honey. - You only tell tHem.. Honey.

lt was an accident. - OH, an accident.

Can you tell us more briefly How did tHis accident Happen?

And wHen it Happened? - No. - No!

THe case is still in tHe court.. we can't talk about tHat.

l Handled tHe situation.

Darling. - OH, tHat one.

Coming, darling, open tHe door.

Was it okay? WHat Happened?

THe pHone is ringing. - THe pHone is ringing?

BotH tHe pHones Have tHe same ring tones.

So l get confused. - Excuse me.

Hello. Jai.

WHere's tHe batHroom? - WHat?

WHere's tHe batHroom? - WHy?

l want to play football. l want to go to tHe loo.

Yes, you sHouldn't try to stop it. lt's tHere. - WHere?

Come, l'll sHow you. - Okay.

BatHroom is Here. - THank you. Here!

We were going to construct it Here but..

..because of Vaastu everytHing got messed up.

And we tHougHt we'll Have tHe batHroom Here..

..but tHis is so big, so we couldn't built it Here.

So we tHougHt wHy not built tHe batHroom Here.

Go. Even l want to use tHe loo.

Now l don't want to go. - WHy?

Just like tHat. - Okay, so l'll go.

WHen l've found it, tHen it's better to use it.

Sorry for tHe inconvenience. - No problem.

Look, our duty is to stop illegal wedding in tHis country.

And we came Here because..

..we got a complaint against you.

And looking at tHis House's atmospHere..

..it seems tHis complaint could be true to a certain extend.

Anyway, after two weeks..

..come to our office for tHe interview.

And l Hope your marriage is genuine.

And yes, please come prepared tHis time.

Sameera, try and understand, baby.

THere are still 14 days left. We can fix tHis tHing.

How will you fix it, Jai? THat too witH tHat illiterate.

You know it's difficult. - WHat's so difficult?

We just Have to create a small love story. THat's it.

WHat do you tHink? THey'll accept it.

Already tHey doubt us. THey've come to our House.

THey're keeping a watcH over us.

And you're saying we can do it.

Sammy, please try and understand, baby.

We just Have to create a love story.

Okay, let's make a love story.

A love story tHat's so simple..

..tHat even tHat illiterate understands it.

And He says exactly wHat l tell Him.

Can you make sucH a love story?

Hey, l've got a great idea. We'll tell tHem our love story.

THe only difference is tHat.. you put Him in my place.

Our love story? - YeaH. WHat can be simpler tHan tHat?

Sameera-ji, forgive me.

But if we go to tHe officers witH tHis story..

..tHen tHey'll immediately arrest us.

WHy? - Look, just now you said tHat tHe lawyers..

..cHarge 20 pounds an Hour to solve your problem.

THat's fine. ln tHe beginning tHey used to meet at Home.

THen tHey started meeting in restaurants, cinemas, parks.

And tHeir love story progressed gradually.

But lawyers' meter was on eacH Hour.

WHat Happened is tHat for falling in love..

..lawyer was cHarging money.

THe person wHo cHarges so mucH money..

..He'll surely talk about love and not Hatred.

Look, Sameera-ji, your love story migHt be true.

But no one will believe it.

We'll tHink about some otHer love story.

O God! O God, tHe floor is wet!

WHat is tHis! God!

WHat tHe Hell!

Ramji! Granny!

WHat Happened? - WHat Happened?

WHy are you sHouting? - WHy sHouldn't l sHout?

WHat is tHis flag like tHing in my batHroom?

WHat is tHis? - lt's my undergarments.

Can't you wear one of a man's size?

And granny look, tHe floor is full of water.

BatHroom is tHe only place wHere you find water.

And wHere else do l dry my undergarments? Here only.

lf l dry it outside tHe window..

..tHen even more flag will be Hoisted.

Am l rigHt?

l can't Handle you any more. Just go.

Jai, l really can't Handle tHis man.

l simply can't live witH Him. He's an animal.

He's ruined my wHole House.

Calm down, calm down. But, wHat Happened?

WHat Happened!

His one underwear is bigger tHan my window's curtain.

And you know wHat. Every time l go to tHe batHroom..

..His big underwear is rigHt in front of me.

Jai, l don't care. And you Have to do sometHing about it.

WHere did it go? - l Have to rusH now, okay. Bye.

Good morning. - Good morning, granny.

lt was Here only. - Dear, Have your breakfast.

l don't want it. l'm getting late. l'm leaving. Love you.

Money all tHe time. - Here it is.

WHere's Sameera-ji's bag? - SHe left.

SHe left? - Yes.

l'd kept a bottle of juice in Her bag. l'd gone to take tHe cap.

Cap! - Yes.

WHy did you keep tHe juice bottle in my bag?

Sameera-ji, everyday you leave witHout eating your breakfast.

You migHt get ulcer in your stomacH..

..if you don't eat anytHing for 6-8 Hours.

WHo told you to do all tHis? l'd told you to do it?

Mind your business. You're a guest. So beHave like one.

Granny, make Him understand, otHerwise.. idiot!

WHat sucH big mistake l did?

l was doing it for Her sake only.

Dear, tHe people in tHis country are very independent.

THey want to take care of tHemselves.

And if some otHer person tries to take care of tHem..

..tHey become worried.

And doubt tHem. Sameera too is like tHem.

But you're finisHed.

You're trying to frigHten me. - No, l'm just informing you.

Sometimes in anger sHe scratcHes witH Her nails too.

You're a naugHty grandmotHer.

THat's wHy sHe locks you in tHe House and goes.

Tell me of a way to pacify Her.

Or you'll continue frigHtening me.

THere's a way. But wHy do l tell you? WHat will l get?

Will you eat tHis sweet? You like it, don't you?

lt's futile. l can't eat it. Doctor Has told me not to Have it.

No problem. THis is sugarless. You can surely eat it.

At least taste it. Eat it.

Did you like it? - lt's delicious. Give it to me.

Now you've learned your lesson.

First tell me of a metHod to pacify Her..

..tHen l'll give it to you.

THere is magic in your Hands. And you're asking me.

TonigHt prepare Her favourite food. SHe'll be pleased.

Especially fisH. - FisH! But l'm a vegetarian.

WHat are you staring? You'll Have to toucH it.

CatcH it, catcH it, catcH it. - No, no, grandma, no grandma.

Jackets, stacks of sHirts. - WHere are you taking me?

Socks, ties. - l don't want to buy anytHing.

Wait Here, wait.

WHat is tHis? - Ramji, try to understand one tHing.

You've left your village and come to live in London.

Learn to live like a London person.

Stop wearing curtain underwear.

Look, l can't wear tHis. THis is for ladies.

THis is not for ladies.

ln London everyone wears tHis only. See tHis.

WHat are you doing? WHat are you doing?

Wow!

Sameera-ji, l'm sorry for wHat Happened in tHe morning.

Come and Have dinner.

l'm not Hungry. - Listen, l've cooked special food for you.

l told you, l'm not Hungry.

Dear, Have a bite.

For your sake, today Ramji Has..

..toucHed non-veg for tHe first time in His life.

l've already eaten my dinner. l'm not Hungry.

And please, don't force me.

Sameera, Have a bite. Even He Has not eaten.

l'd told Him not to eat? l'd told Him to prepare all tHis?

THen? WHat is tHis new drama?

WHenever a person wants, He can Have His food.

No need to wait for anyone.

lt's only for 2 weeks. A new drama every time. God!

My room so neat and tidy. Can't be granny.

Yes, l've reacHed. - How did you know it's my call?

WHo else can it be apart from you?

Do you know, wHat is Happening Here?

ls tHat villager drying His underwear?

Tell me one tHing. - Yes.

Have you ever waited for me during meal time?

Have you ever made a cup of tea for me?

WHat Has Happened to you suddenly?

Candles are burning. THe room is spick and span.

Dinner is ready. He's proving to be an ideal Husband.

Learn sometHing from Ramji.

ldeal Husband? Hey, Hang on.

Are you trying to make me feel jealous? - Maybe.

l'm just trying to tell you l'm impressed. - lmpressed?

THe foolisH tHing is tHat l've told tHem..

..tHat l've already Had my dinner witH you.

And tHe trutH is l'm really Hungry. - THen eat it.

l'll tHink about tHat. - l'll see you in tHe morning, love.

Bye. - Bye.

lsn't it good? - Granny, wHat are you doing Here?

Actually, l'm sorry. l'd lied. l Had not eaten my dinner.

He cooks sucH scrumptious meals.

WHat are you eating? - Sweet.

WHat! Sweet. Doctor Has told you not to eat it.

lt's sugarless. He cooks good HealtH food too. - THat is true.

But l've never eaten sucH moutH-watering fisH before.

Really! - He's illiterate. But He cooks great food.

THank you. l Heard everytHing.

lf you liked tHe food, tHen you sHould Have told me.

lf l Have your permission, tHen l'll also eat.

l'm feeling dizzy because of Hunger.

O God! WHat tHings you people are making me do!

SucH a big difference.

lt's so tigHt tHat after wearing it, l'll peel it to remove.

WHere is tHat Ramji?

He Has still not brougHt tHe sandwicHes.

Granny, He's not a servant. - l know He's your Husband.

THat's wHy l'm making Him serve me.

You won't listen. Forget it.

WHat do l do? He doesn't listen. He loves cooking.

YeaH, cooking.

You know wHat. Ritz Hotel Has opened a new restaurant.

For wHicH tHey've even organized a competition.

lf you say tHen we'll sent His recipe of sweet.

Surely. Good idea.

WHat Happened, Ramji? WHy are you standing tHere?

Hello.

WHat Happened? WHy are you walking in tHis manner?

NotHing.

WHat Happened, Ramji? - l can't tell you about it.

Tell me, wHat Happened? Are you all rigHt?

Yes, everytHing is all rigHt. - One minute, Ramji. - No.

At least tell me. - No.

At least you don't ask me.

Because of you, Jai Has purcHased..

..sucH a tHing for me, wearing wHicH l feel as if..

..a particular part of my body is stuck in marsH.

Yes, laugH.

lt is stuck to my waist so tigHtly..

..tHat a design is formed at tHat place.

Yes, laugH. WHat can l do?

Excuse me. - Yes.

Do l catcH a bus for Benzer from Here?

A3. - A3, okay.

Are you new to London? - New? Yes.

Do you live Here? - YeaH, l live Here close by.

WHere do you live? - l also stay near by only.

Do you know Sameera-ji?

Sameera.. tHat Hotie from tHe travel agency.

l don't know about tHat. But sHe's tHe fiancee of Jai.

Ajay. - Ajay, lawyer. THey're very nice people.

Jai Kapoor? - Yes.

WHat did you say is tHe girl's name?

Sameera. Do you know Her?

No. Just tell Her to be cautious of Jai.

To be cautious from Jai. WHat do you mean?

Do you know Jai? He's a nice man.

He's a nice man tHat's wHy for tHe past 4 years..

..He Hasn't seen His son's face.

Son's face? No, you're mistaken.

THis is some otHer Jai. He's not even married.

Jai Kapoor. Lawyer. l know Him very well. l'm His ex-wife.

He's a beast, a monster. - l'm telling you.

He Has a 4-year-old son. WHom He Has not even seen.

Ramji, look.. - He cHeated Her. He married Her for money.

And wHen tHe money got over..

..He abandoned tHe motHer and tHe cHild.

l'm telling you. THis is wHat He'll do witH Sameera-ji too.

THat is tHeir personal matter. No need for you to interfere.

And as it is, He Has Helped you.

Help. WHat Help? He took money for wHatever He did.

You don't call tHis Help.

And l'm sure tHe money tHat you gave Sameera-ji from..

..tHat He must Have given not a single penny to Sameera-ji.

WHatever kind of a person He is, wHatever He is..

..you mind your own business.

You're not tHe real Husband.

THis marriage is just to save you. Understood?

l know tHat l'm not tHe real Husband. l know it very well.

But wHat do you want? THat l just sit idle.

Ramji!

Hello. Curry Corner. Just a minute. Take it.

Hello. FatHer. - Excuse me, sir. - WHat?

How are you?

Congratulations. l've Heard great news.

l've Heard tHat you've got married.

WHat do you tHink about your sister's marriage?

FatHer, forgive me. l was in a mess.

Due to legal procedures, my money was spend..

Look, Ramji. Make tHe arrangements soon.

lt will be good for everyone.

FatHer.. fatHer..

Honey, l've got work tomorrow.

Come on, Sam. Even l've got to go in tHe morning.

Baby, come on. You need to listen.. - No. please, just go.

Get out. Didn't you Hear wHat sHe said? Leave.

OH. - Get out. THe door is tHere. - Ramji!

Understand on your own, otHerwise l know very well..

..How to make you understand.

WHat Happened? Are you drunk?

l'm not drunk but l know very well..

..How to bring a drunk person to His senses.

Get out. - Ramji!

You stay out of tHis, Sameera-ji.

WHo are you to tHrow me out of tHe House?

Her Husband. - Husband. Fake Husband.

l know very well wHo's real and wHo's fake.

You get out. - Stop it, Ramji.

Get out. And don't you dare come Here again.

l'll teacH you a nice lesson. Understood.

Hey, How.. - Leave it.

l don't know tHe ways of your country.

But in our country, we respect women.

We call tHem Goddess.

And we beat tHe person wHo betrays tHem in front of us.

Hey you, wHat do you tHink of yourself?

Smart. Very smart. l'm sorry.

l sHouldn't Have come in between Husband and wife.

Sorry. Good tHinking, Ramji. Good tHinking.

ls He mad?

Get out! Get out rigHt now! How dare you!

You know wHo He is? He's my fiance. And you..

Look, Sameera-ji.

WHat l was trying to tell you about Jai is tHat..

About Jai. You'll tell me about Jai.

Tell me. WHat do you want to say?

WHat do you know about Jai tHat l don't know?

l know Him from tHe past 4 years.

And you from tHe past 4 weeks.

Just get out! Get out!

THe roads are foggy.

Singing sucH gloomy songs.

WHat is life doing witH me?

THe roads are foggy.

Singing sucH gloomy songs.

WHat is life doing witH me?

WHat l'd tHougHt will never Happen.

l'll Have to live on otHer's condition.

THis is not wHat l'd asked for.

ln wHat fog Have l got lost?

EverytHing is so cold.

THere is unbearable pain.

WHat is life doing witH me?

Hello. - Hi, love. Good morning.

Good morning. - Give tHe pHone to Ramji.

Ramji. - Yes, Ramji.

l cHucked Him out of tHe House.

But wHy? - You're asking me tHis?

Last nigHt He misbeHaved so badly, still.

Do you tHink He was misbeHaving witH me?

No way. THe police was keeping a watcH outside.

Police? - lf He'd seen botH of us in tHis manner..

..tHen we could Have been in a problem.

WHy didn't Ramji tell me tHis? - Didn't tell you!

You must Have not given Him tHe cHance to speak.

O God! - l need to apologise.

l'll find out wHere He is. l'll call you back, okay.

Okay, keep me posted. Bye.

WHat! You cHucked Ramji out of tHe House!

O God! - You've gone mad, Sameera.

Granny, it's a long story. l'll just explain it to you.

Please. One second.

Hello.. Hello.. Appu. Hi. Sameera. ls Ramji tHere?

OH! Okay. No, no. Not to worry. l'll call you back.

Take care. YeaH. Bye.

Sameera! Sameera!

Ramji.. Ramji.. Ramji.

Parvati! WHat are you doing Here?

Ramji, l'm really sorry..

No, no, Sameera-ji. THe mistake is mine.

l'd forgotten tHat between us tHere is not only..

..a difference of 6000-7000 miles but..

..a difference of 6-7 generations too.

You.. - ln our village if a guy Holds some girl's Hand..

..tHen tHe wHole village forces tHem to marry eacH otHer.

But you after knowing everytHing about Jai..

Look, Ramji. We'll talk about tHis later. You look sick.

WHat Has Happened to me? l'm just tHe way as l was.

Yes, it's different if you don't want to talk.

Ramji..

Ramji, no need to go to work today. You're sick.

Tomorrow wHen you get well, you can work day and nigHt.

Sameera-ji, l'm well. You don't worry about me.

Granny, wHy don't you stop Him?

How can l stop Him? You're His wife.. you stop Him.

Listen, grandma, you're pressing tHe..

..Husband-wife drama issue too mucH.

l'm all rigHt. l'll see you later.

Ramji, listen.

O my God!

You tell me, wHat could l Have done?

SHe knows everytHing. l didn't know anytHing.

Unnecessarily l was interfering in tHeir matter.

Sameera knows everytHing. Are you sure?

Yes, sure, sure.

Not only does sHe know all tHis..

..but sHe Has no qualms about tHis matter.

Now it's Her life. SHe can live tHe way sHe likes.

WHat Happened? - l feel a bit weak.

You've got fever. - No, l'm fine.

You can't even stand How you can be fine.

You come witH me. - Let it be. THe bus is about to come.

Come. l'll take you to tHe doctor. Come witH me.

Listen to me.

Sameera. - Granny, tHere's good news.

Guess wHat? Ramji's recipe Has been selected.

l've got a letter from tHe organisers.

l've filled all tHe formalities.

Sameera, can you come Home soon? Ramji is not well.

He Has a HigH temperature too. - Did you call tHe doctor?

Just give Him tHe medicine l've prescribed. - Okay.

He sHould be okay by tomorrow. - THank you doctor.

Take care, young man. - Greetings.

WHat was sHe saying?

SHe said, to take care of yourself.

You'll be well by tomorrow.

How will He not take care of Himself?

Now Ramji Has to get well.

After all He Has to prepare for tHe competition.

Hi, Sam. - Hi.

l've spent full 100 pounds for your entry fees.

You've reacHed tHe finals in tHe competition.

Congratulations. - Wow!

Appu learn some good recipe from Ramji quickly.

Because He's going to win tHe competition..

..and after tHat He'll become a great cHef.

And tHen He's not going to come in our grasp.

WHy are you joking, Guru brotHer.

l'm regretting taking an off today.

You just get well soon. WHo will read out a story to Sonu?

ln fact, l've myself become a story.

Hey, if you botH are Here, tHen wHo'll be in tHe restaurant?

No one.

THat's wHy l'm saying Guru brotHer let me come witH you.

Come on, you guys get back to work.

Sonu must be alone. l'll manage tHe tHings at tHis end.

Okay, bye. - THanks. Ramji, take care.

l sHould be tHanking you. Bye. See you. - Bye, Sam.

l forgot. Even l sHould Have tHanked tHem.

Ramji, your bus stop friend Has come witH tHe medicines.

Good girl.

Hi. - Hi.

Now How are you feeling Ramji? - Fine.

THese are tHe medicines. - l'll take it. THanks.

He talks a lot about you. - Really. Good or bad?

Mostly good. - WHy don't you sit down?

YeaH, sure. - Yes, do Have a seat.

Congratulations for your engagement.

l Hope you and Jai Have a good life togetHer.

THank you so mucH. Do you know Jai?

THen wHat?

Would sHe Have married Jai witHout knowing Him?

WHat? - No sHe knows everytHing.

Sameera-ji, tHis is Avni-ji, our Jai's first wife.

You said tHat you know everytHing.

Last nigHt tHis is wHat l was trying to..

Excuse me.

'WHat Happened is tHat for falling in love..

..lawyer was cHarging money.'

'THe person wHo cHarges so mucH money..

..He'll surely talk about love and not Hatred.'

lnsurance.. Excuse me.

YeaH, Sam. 9 o'clock Masti. YeaH, okay.

Sameera, tHink properly before you do anytHing.

THink from your Head not your Heart.

Understood. Okay, go dear.

Ramji, come. Go. Go. - l go along witH Her?

Come, go, go witH Her. Go.

Sameera, listen.. - Don't toucH me.

Look, Avni was a mistake.

And wHen l realised it, l ended it.

OH, so Avni was a mistake. And wHen did you realize it?

A few years after marriage.

Before RaHul was born.. or after?

RaHul. RaHul is not my son.

Really. So RaHul is not your son.

Don't insult my intelligence, Jai.

O God! You make me sick.

l'd taken up tHe courage to come Here..

..because l'd tHougHt at least today you won't lie to me.

But you're sucH a bastard. l feel asHamed of myself.

THat l came so close to a man like you.

A person wHo Hasn't even seen..

..tHe face of His son for tHe past 3 years.

By tHe way, How mucH time will it take..

..for you to realize tHat even l'm a mistake.

You're mistaken.

lf you Have any self respect..

..you'll never come near me again.

SucH imbecile men don't Have any effect.

ln spite so many tHings Have Happened..

..He Has tHreatened me and gone. - THreat!

Yes. THat He will get me imprisoned.

And He will get Ramji deported from tHe country.

Hey! How can He tHrow me out of tHe country like tHis?

After all He Has taken so mucH money from Guru. - Money!

For wHat?

ln order to remove Guru and me out of tHese legal problems.

He was saying tHat He would give all tHe money to you.

WHat a bastard!

DaugHter, don't underestimate His tHreat.

He can do anytHing.

DaugHter, tHere is only one way of being saved from all tHis.

ln tHe immigration interview, if you botH will prove..

..tHat your marriage is real tHen not only Jai but tHe law also..

..will not be in a position to Harm botH of you.

And tHat will be tHe worst defeat for Jai.

Now you botH Have to know everytHing about eacH otHer.

SHe was twelve or tHirteen years old wHen..

..sHe Had won a badminton tournament.

O my God! THe tropHy is too Huge!

And tHis is Her cHildHood pHotograpH..

..wHen sHe Had an allergy from batHing.

Granny, don't sHow tHis at least..

Yes. Yes. Don't sHow it to me. Don't sHow it to me.

l don't know anytHing about batHing..

..but sHe still Has an allergy of wearing clotHes.

Hey! l was just joking! Just kidding!

THe number of Her bike is BMWC1 .

ls it important to know all tHis also?

Miss Sameera, wHat is your size?

34 B. - 34 B!

Hey! WHat are you saying? THis is an elepHant's size.

ln my village, tHe maximum is..

Hey! lt is maximum 6 or 7.

WHicH size are you saying?

Are you sure about tHis, Mr. Kapoor?

Yes. l am sure. l am sure we will get..

..enougH evidence to nail tHem.

Let's do it. We migHt get sometHing.

l will teacH a lesson to tHose rascals.

My fatHer's name was..

Hello. - Hi Sammy!

Are you still angry witH me? - Jai!

THank God tHat you are at least speaking to me.

l tHougHt tHat you would not even speak to me.

Please forgive me, Sammy. l really love you.

You are trying to prepare 'Jalebi'!

We will Have kids. - SHall l record it? - Exactly like you.

Please forgive me, Sammy. l will explain everytHing to you.

l.. l cannot wait any longer for our marriage.

Marriage! Kids! l Have been married, Jai.

WHat rubbisH! To tHat illiterate man!

You Have got married to Him only to save Him from tHe law.

Remember it.

And yes, Honey tHat money wHicH you got for tHat marriage..

..l Have deposited tHe entire amount in our joint account.

You can witHdraw tHat money anytime you want.

THat money does not belong to Him.

And wHen tHese legal matters will get over..

..tHen you divorce tHat Pyaare fellow.

THen we botH will get married.

l am very desperately waiting for you.

Have you gone crazy?

About wHicH money are you talking?

l don't understand you.

Listen Sameera, don't play games witH me. l am telling you.

Please Jai, l Have already been married.

And rigHt now, Ramji is in my lap.

So please don't disturb us.

WHat? WHat is He doing on your lap? - Coming darling, open tHe door!

WitH wHo are you talking, Honey?

lt's nobody, darling. lt's just Jai. - Fine. ls it brotHer Jai?

WHy? ls it some important work?

WHen a Husband and wife are sleeping on tHeir bed..

..and speaking about love tHen you sHould not disturb tHem.

WHat do you tHink about it? - Hey! Hey, Pyaare!

lf you will even toucH Sameera tHen l will kill you.

WHat is wrong witH brotHer Jai? - ls He drunk or wHat?

Hey Honey! My waist is paining a little.

Will you massage it a bit?

Hey! WHat are botH of you doing over tHere? - Of course, sweetie!

Just remove tHe sHirt and lie down over Here.

And wHat will l get in return?

THat wHicH l give you every day.

OH baby! Come Here fast.

You bastards! You are going to pay for tHis.

l am coming tHere.

He migHt be dreaming about so many tHings now.

You are very naugHty, Ramji.

And you are no less.

Look at your Hand. THere are marks on your Hand.

O my God!

Poor guy!

Will you Have some coffee?

THat's great! Will you prepare tHe coffee today?

lt will be wortH watcHing. - SHut up!

l don't know wHetHer you will like it or no.

How can l dare to say tHat tHe coffee is not good..

..wHen you Have prepared it? And l was saying tHat..

WHat else Happens in your village?

Hey! lf l will wear sucH clotHes and come out in tHe village..

..tHen tHe dogs will run after me.

All my friends will say tHat a Hero Has come. A Hero.

And tHe way tHe girls dress up over Here..

..if tHey will dress up in tHe same way in tHe village..

..tHen tHere will be a Huge fair.

To see tHe clotHes!

But wHere do tHey wear tHe clotHes in order to see it?

Ramji. - Yes, it's true.

By tHe way, l tHink tHat l sHould wear tHis for tHe interview.

Give it to me. l will Help you wear it.

And won't you put tHat ring on my finger.

Wait l'll try it by myself.

THere's sometHing true..

ln tHe nigHt also, tHe firefly sHines.

THe fragrance is spilled from your eyes.

ls it a dream or is it magic?

Do l know it or do you know it?

Look over tHere. He is my first boyfriend.

Hey! Many people Have girlfriends and boyfriends in America.

Hey! Please tell me about Parvati.

ln my village l Have a sister named Parvati.

WHat do l tell you about Parvati? SHe's very beautiful.

Yes. NotHing is strange actually.

Yes, you are rigHt.

My mind Has become very pleasant.

WHat is tHis miracle?

Look, tHat Has Happened to me wHicH never Happened before.

THe wind toucHes us softly.

lts asks us about our well being.

Somebody walks along witH me wHo is exactly similar to me.

Sameera, Ramji Has reacHed tHe finals of tHe competition.

Look at tHis. - Wow!

But madam How is tHe Hamper? Please tell me.

Come on, l Have to do a lot of preparations.

THe sHade seems to be very appealing.

THe Heat seems to be very cHilled now.

Come, lets Have a discussion.

THe nigHt seems to be very sleepy.

WHat is tHis confusion?

WHy is tHere tHis discomfort?

WHat is it tHat is Happening to us very slowly?

Go, bride. Leave now.

Now l plead to you tHat please leave from Here.

Look Parvati, now it is not a question of money.

Now our patience Has come to an end.

Your brotHer Ramji Has made a big fool of me.

He Himself got married and He ruined your House.

FatHer, don't say tHis. At least listen to me.

Look Parvati, now tHere is no otHer way out.

Before l become a beast and do sometHing evil to you..

..please spare us and leave from Here.

Hey! lts tHe limit of deceiving.

THen wHy did He promise us to give tHe money on time?

We called up Ramji so many times.

But tHen too He did not Have tHe rigHt sense.

Hello. l wanted to speak to Ramji.

He is not at Home. And wHo are you.. - Sister-in-law!

Parvati! - How did you know tHat l am speaking?

THe person wHo knows Ramji, How will He not know you?

He speaks so mucH about you.. - Can l speak to Ramji?

Parvati, is everytHing all rigHt? Please tell me.

Consider tHat you are speaking to Ramji. Tell me.

THey Have tHrown me out of tHe House.

l am standing out in tHe nigHt.

l am feeling scared also.

l called Him up at Patna also tHen tHey banged..

..tHe pHone down after Hearing my voice.

l kept on saying tHat it Has delayed by a few days only.

After all Ramji is working Hard.

But tHey did not listen to me.

l was tHinking tHat l sHould die.

And put an end to all tHis mess.

But Papu saved me. - Papu!

He is tHe cHildHood friend of Ramji.

l will.. Wait, talk to Papu you.

Greetings! - WHatever you did, tHank you for tHat.

Will you support Parvati?

Let anytHing Happen. But l will never let Her cry after today.

Will you get married to Her?

l already told you tHat let anytHing Happen.

SHe will not be sad now.

l will support Her tHrougHout Her life.

But wHat about Ramji? - Don't worry about Her.

Just give tHe pHone to Parvati.

Look Parvati, if anytHing will Happen to you tHen Ramji will die.

You Have called me your sister-in-law.

So now wHatever l am telling you, listen to me carefully.

Hello. Bank of London!

Bank of London customer services. WHat can l do for you, madam?

YeaH. l just wanted to get some money transferred to lndia.

Yes, sure. Could you give me some details?

Could you brief me on tHat? - YeaH, sure.

But tHat's impossible. l mean How can tHat be?

Well, tHat's wHat is Here, sir.

WHat seems to be tHe problem, sir?

Look, l Have a joint account in your bank.

But tHis gentleman says l Have no money in my account.

How's tHat possible.

lt is very simple, sir. Your partner Has witHdrawn all your money.

THere is notHing we can do, sir.

You Have betrayed me.

l love you so mucH. And you ditcHed me..

..for tHat bloody illiterate man!

l will not spare you.

And l will not spare Ramji also.

Do you cHallenge me?

l will get you imprisoned.

l will get botH of you imprisoned.

Just watcH out. l will go in tHe morning tomorrow and..

..inform tHe people in tHe immigration officers..

..tHat wHat is tHe trutH?

THey botH Have togetHer ruined my life.

l just wanted to Help you, Guru. - OH! SHut up, Jai!

You were betraying Sameera and me. All of us..

WHatever you did, you just did it for your own greed.

And l always considered you as my friend, Jai.

l couldn't even tHink tHat you would do sucH a tHing.

OH! So even you Have been misled by tHis cHef!

Guru! Don't forget tHat if l want tHen..

..l can get you also imprisoned.

lt will be better if you will not speak about going to tHe jail.

Because if l want tHen l can get you imprisoned rigHt now.

THe issue about our divorce, RaHul's expenses..

..from tHe past tHree years and you Have not even..

..given anytHing for my expense also.

l don't need your money.

But tHen too, l will not step back from..

..getting you imprisoned for tHis crime.

Jai, wHat are you doing?

WHat is wrong witH you?

How mucH more will you stoop now?

How mucH more will you stoop?

My life is finisHed! FinisHed!

lts over!

Sorry. Sorry everybody!

l am really sorry.

Miss Sameera. -Yes.

Miss Sameera was born in tHe Middlesex, rigHt? - YeaH.

lt is Middlesex only,. l am rigHt, isn't it?

Yes, it is Middlesex only. You are rigHt. Go aHead.

WHat type of a name is it?

lt is a very bad name. lt is so vulgar. Middlesex!

Village is Takipur.

District is Purnima. - lt is Purniya, Sameera.

OH no! Not again!

Her fatHer used to work in Howard company.

Her fatHer and Her motHer died in a car accident in 1993.

THe village is Takipur.

His friend's name is.. - OH! Come on! - PrakasH Kumar!

Miss Sameera's name was AkHandvatHi. l mean ArundatHi!

Ramji! Ramji, your pHone.

Hey! THe number of my village Has been connected! - Give it to me.

Hello! Hey! Did you call Papu or no?

No.. - Ramji! - Hey Papu!

Please forgive me, Ramji. - Hey Papu! Let it be.

No Ramji. You migHt Have felt very bad.

But we did not Have any otHer cHoice.

THe wHole village was speaking about various tHings.

How could l Hear so mucH about Parvati?

How could l leave Her alone like tHat?

l took an advice from sister-in-law.

And witH Her permission, l got married to Parvati..

..in front of tHe entire village.

lf you tHink tHat l Have done any mistake tHen please forgive me.

Hey! Actually l sHould apologize to Parvati and to you.

l only could not understand it.

No. l did not want to understand.

Papu. Papu, please forgive me.

Now you don't worry about Parvati at all.

l am Here.

THe entire village is eager to see you.

You Have everybody's wisHes.

Keep moving aHead! You Have everybody's prayers witH you.

And be so famous and successful and come back..

..tHat in tHe entire area, our village will become famous.

WHen you will return back tHen tHe entire village..

..will very proudly say tHat He is our Ramji.

He is our Ramji. - Fine. Fine.

Hey! WHy are you tying tHis, brotHer Guru?

lt is very suffocating. - WHo is tHis man? - He is Ajay Kapoor.

Her lawyer and family friend.

l am rigHt, isn't it? - Yes. Yes.

Hey! My watcH! Have you put tHe ring or no?

SHow me tHe ring. Yes, it is fine.

WHat is tHe name of His scHool? - Hey! Come on. Hurry up!

Yes, l am just coming.

Granny, quickly bring tHe file. - Yes. Take your file.

THis belongs to me, isn't it?

Hey! Listen to me. l Have taken your red file.

THis red color file belongs to me.

Yes. Come on. Come on. Bye granny!

Come on, granny. Give me your blessings.

l am leaving. l am leaving.

Hey! Come on. - THank God!

Ramji, you remember everytHing, isn't it?

Hey! You don't worry at all. l will Handle everytHing very well.

By tHe way, your motHer's name was Anumati, rigHt?

Not Anumati but ArundatHi.

Hey! l am just kidding. l remember everytHing.

Go aHead.

Mr. Ramji, you can sit down Here. - Fine.

Here. - THat's rigHt. You can go in.

Go. Go.

Actually, tHe officer is watcHing, isn't it? - Yes. - THat is wHy.

OtHerwise He migHt be suspicious.

THe name of Her favorite perfume is..

Hey Ramji! - Greetings, sir!

Be seated! Be seated! Be seated! - THank you.

How are you? - Absolutely fine.

Okay. - Mr. Ramji, your informational conversation..

..is being recorded. - Fine.

WHat is sHe saying?

SHe is saying tHat our conversation..

..is being recorded in tHis. -Okay. Okay. Okay.

Ready! - Yes.

Your name? - Ramji!

Your full name. - Ramji Ram Narayan Tiwari.

How come He Happened to come to London? - Regarding work.

WHat type of work do you want?

l am a cHef. l cook food.

You are a travel agent. And He is a cHef.

So wHere and wHen did you botH meet?

Actually, l Had one empty room at my House.

So l tHougHt tHat better keep a PG.

l went to Her House. - Fine. - And l became tHe Pee type of guest.

WHat is tHe name of His sister? - Parvati.

He loves Her very mucH.

WHat's Her sHoe size?

Her sHoe size is 7.

For tHe first time wHen l asked Her tHe size of Her sHoes..

..tHen sHe told me tHat tHe number is 34.

And tHen we came to know tHat 34 is tHe number of Her..

Her sHoe size is 7.

WHy did you botH Hurry up so mucH in getting married?

WHat? - WitHin two days.

Actually, granny was suddenly not feeling well.

Granny was not at all ready to listen to us.

SHe told us tHat before dying sHe wisHes to see our married.

Fine. Tell me tHat wHat did you like tHe most about your wife?

Look, sHe Has been very independent since Her cHildHood.

SHe Has single-Handedly taken care of Her family.

Exactly Like me.

WHat really drove me towards Him was His innocence..

..His simplicity.

THe Harder and tougH sHe looks from outside..

..sHe is very soft and subtle from inside.

ln spite of being so simple, His tHinking ability..

..was mucH more tHan many of tHe literate people.

Her mind is exactly like a cHild's mind.

THere is sucH an understanding in Ramji..

..wHicH simplifies tHe most crucial problems.

SHe gets angry very quickly.

But sHe is very nice by Heart.

SucH an innocent smile wHicH spreads around everywHere.

WHen sHe gets angry tHen Heavy tears fall off from Her eyes.

Before even l can realize, Ramji realizes it..

..tHat wHat do l want and wHen do l want it?

Just like my motHer.

But if l will lovingly caress Her even once..

..tHen sHe becomes extremely Humble again.

Ramji made me realize tHat l can once again live my cHildHood.

He is a wonderful man!

WHat a wonderful pair!

l am very jealous of you.

Congratulations!

Congratulations! And all tHe very best. - THank you.

THanks!

Fine. Now a last question on my beHalf. On my beHalf.

Don't worry. You are a cHef from a very small village of BiHar.

And Sameera Has been brougHt up over Here. -Yes.

SHe is a travel agent. SHe is completely western.

Do you tHink tHat sHe will be able to fulfill..

..tHe responsibility of a dutiful lndian wife?

l don't know anytHing about all tHat.

But l definitely know tHis tHat sHe never made fun tHat l am a cHef.

And sHe Has done a big tHing tHan tHat also.

SucH a work for wHicH even l wouldn't Have been..

..able to gatHer strengtH alone.

SHe single Handedly got my sister settled in Her life.

Hey! ln order to settle Parvati's life..

..sHe sent all tHe money to my village..

..wHicH sHe Had received for becoming my wife.

Only an lndian wife can fulfill tHis deed.

Ramji, you Have flown witH your emotions and you Have..

..said sometHing more tHan required. - WHat are you saying?

Fine. Regarding tHe money.

BrotHer, please don't do tHis. l will be ruined.

Many people's life depends on it.

Please do sometHing, brotHer.

Hey! l am your wife. You can surely Hug me.

EverytHing Has been ruined.

Come up witH me, please. Come.

Sameera, now you must talk to Him.

At least let Him know.

You Have to tell Him How you feel.

l don't understand anytHing.

EverytHing was going on well. EverytHing.

And now..

Come on, Mr. Ramji. Please.

l cannot understand tHat How will l ever repay your favors?

Especially of Miss Sameera.

No son. THis was a very new experience for all of us.

We Had some good time, son.

By tHe way, wHere is sHe?

Son, sHe did not come over Here.

SHe couldn't gain tHe courage to meet you.

l can understand.

Greetings, granny! l will leave now.

Come on.

Please let me bid goodbye to tHe cHild.

Hey! CHild Sonu, wHo will tell stories to you now?

Won't you look over Here?

Mr. Ramji! Mr. Ramji!

We are deligHted to be able to reveal tHat you are tHe winner..

..of tHe elepHant brand 'atta' disH witH a different competition.

As a winner, you Have won 50000 pounds..

..and we will be more tHan Happy to offer you tHe job as Head cHef.

Hey! WHat are tHey saying?

He is telling you tHat you Have won tHe competition, Ramji.

WHat? - l mean tHat now everytHing will be all rigHt.

You Have won tHe competition, Ramji.

You are tHe first lndian winner. WHat is tHe secret?

Excuse me everybody!

Before tHis gets any more confusing..

..tHis man is not allowed to do anytHing in tHis country.

As He Has been claimed as an illegal immigrate.

Now allow me to take Him to tHe airport now.

As we are late already. - Hey! BrotHer Guru, you were saying..

..tHat everytHing Has become all rigHt.

THen wHy isn't tHis inspector listening to me?

Ramji! - Somebody please do sometHing!

THis is not fair.

How can tHey just take Him away? - Please ma'am.

THis is a police matter.

He is our winner. You can't do tHis. - Please Ramji. Please!

Please leave Him, officer. How can you take Him away like tHis?

Just get out of tHe way, madam. - No! No! Ramji!

Hi, tHis is Emilie.

Can l speak to tHe cHairman please?

l Have received tHe papers from tHe lndian embassy. YeaH!

Excuse me, officer. - Yes, my HigHness.

Mr. Ramji is not an illegal immigrate.

He lost His passport and His work permit..

..wHen He arrived in tHe country.

Yes, He Has tHe copy of tHe document and tHe verification..

..of tHeir autHenticity by tHe lndian HigH commission.

And Here is an order for His release.

lt seems He Has been sponsored by a BritisH company.

Hey! Does tHis guy seem to be tHe owner?

l guess Mr. Ramji is a free man now.

WHat Happened? - YeaH! Wow!

Hey! WHat Happened? - Congratulations, Ramji!

THey are saying tHat you are absolutely free.

Well done! Here, we appoint you as Head cHef.

WHat are tHey saying?

Hey! You are free. THey cannot arrest you.

lf you want tHen you can even stay Here.

Mr. Ramji, now tHat you Have won..

..wHat are you going to do witH tHe prize money?

THey are asking you tHat wHat will you do witH tHe prize money?

Hey! Does tHis money belong to me now?

THe entire amount of money. Every single penny.

And now you don't need to go.

lf you want tHen you can stay over Here.

EverytHing will be all rigHt. - Yes Ramji.

Can l take tHis and go to my village?

Go Home. Money! My money!

WHy will you go back now?

WHy will you go back to tHe village?

Now tHat everytHing is all rigHt over Here.

Yes, brotHer Guru. EverytHing is all rigHt.

Hey! l Had come Here to settle Parvati's House.

Now Parvati's life is also settled.

Now witH tHis money, l will repay your debt also.

Hey! But wHy do you want to go back?

Hey sister-in-law! l Had not come Here to earn money.

l Had just come Here to solve a problem.

And it Has been solved.

And in spite of tHat, if l will continue to stay over Here..

..tHen l will live over Here for tHe sake of my greed and money.

As you all are saying tHat l will become a great cHef.

And l will earn lots of money also.

And l will even buy an old Mercedes like all of you.

But wHat is tHe use of tHat Mercedes if l will not be able..

..to see my Parvati and Papu roaming around in it.

Hey brotHer Guru! WHat is tHe use of tHat car..

..until my villagers don't see me on it?

Hey! WHat is tHe use of tHat fame wHen uncle CHotu..

..cannot reveal about it in tHe open.

Hey! l will be eager to see tHem tHrougHout my life.

But.. But my villagers will never be able..

..to reap tHe benefits of my success.

And in London, l will be left as a successful cHef..

..and an incomplete man.

But brotHer Guru, if l will take tHis money and go Home..

..tHen you don't Have any idea tHat tHe dreams..

..of so many people will be fulfilled.

Hey! My villagers will be very proud of me.

Hey! l will open an EnglisH medium scHool over tHere.

So tHat after me, nobody will be illiterate over tHere.

And tHen tHe people over tHere will say tHat..

..look over tHere, He is Ramji Londonwale!

BrotHer Guru, tHat is my identity.

And tHat is tHe most important tHing for me.

Ramji! ls it necessary for you to leave?

THere are a few times in life wHen you Have to..

..make a cHoice between tHe most loving tHing..

..and your responsibilities.

My Heart says tHat cHoose your most loving tHing.

But my mind says tHat take care of your responsibility.

Hey! THe specialty of my most loving tHing is tHat..

..wHen l close my eyes tHen sHe comes in front of me.

Btu for tHe sake of my responsibilities..

..l cannot close my eyes, rigHt?

l will remember it tHrougHout my life..

..tHat l Had met an angel in London.

WHatever you said, it is true.

But l want to say sometHing.

No. No, Miss Sameera. Please. Please don't say anytHing.

Look, l Have gained strengtH tHrougH lots of difficulties..

..in order to say tHis.

Look, wHatever is rigHt, l am doing tHat only.

And l want you to support me in tHis also.

l will leave now.

Hey! - You are a very strange man!

l used to tHink tHat l understand all tHe love stories very well.

But you Have made me understand..

..a different version of tHis love story.

By tHe way, all tHe love stories do Have a Happy ending.

But tHe end of your story is tHat tHe two lovers..

..separate from eacH otHer.

But tHen too, tHis ending seems to be appropriate.

You are a very strange person!

Take care of yourself.

Greetings! - Greetings!

Hey, police officer! THis is yours.

lt's a pleasure to restore your dignity to you, Mr. Ramji.

l was only doing my duty.

WHat? - Been a privilege to know you.

And if you ever do come back to England..

..tHen you Have always got a place to stay..

..and a friend to trust. You take care.

WHat are you saying? l cannot understand anytHing.

But a Heart understands tHe matter of Heart.

You are saying sometHing good only.

You are a very good inspector.

Greetings! - Greetings!

Nobody sHould cast an evil eye. - Ramji!

Nobody sHould cast an evil eye on my Ramji. - Ramji!

WHatever Has Happened, it Has already Happened.

l wisH tHat l could tell Him.

Just once..

But He did not give me a cHance, granny.

Now l will never meet Him again.

l will miss Him. - l will miss you too.

l will miss botH of you. - WHat?

You silly girl! ln life, you just get one cHance..

..to meet a person like Ramji.

And tHen not to tell Him about your feelings..

..will be a very foolisH tHing.

Hey girl! Don't lose tHis opportunity.

Take tHis. THese are your passport and your tickets.

Before it is too late, go for it baby. He is tHe man for you.

Go for it. Come on.

Granny! - Yes, my cHild!

Go for it. Go.

Go aHead, cHild! Don't miss tHis cHance.

Go for it. Go.

Hey! WHat is wrong witH tHe baby?

WHy is baby crying?

Will you go to your papa?

Hey! Look at Him. He is not keeping quiet at all.

Go back to your motHer. - Come on, give Him to me.

You will experience all tHese tHings wHen you will Have..

..your own baby. You will Have to take care of Him yourself.

Hey! ls anybody listening to me?

Hey, just bring tHe tHings required for tHe prayer ceremony.

We are getting late.

Hey! You only cut tHe ribbon.

WHy are you screaming?

THere is still five more minutes, rigHt?

Look Miss Sameera, five..

Honey! After all, granny Has come from London rigHt now.

We will ask Her only to do tHe inauguration.

THe auspicious time is passing by.

You are looking so cute! - Hey! For wHom are waiting?

Hey! A special guest is going to come.

Special guest! - Yes.

WHo is tHis special guest? - He will come now.. - Here He is.

WHat Happened? - l tHink tHat He is Here.

THere's a sHower of vibrant colours.

THere's a sHower of vibrant colours, colouring everyone.

THere's a sHower of vibrant colours, colouring everyone.

Delicious food was served on a gold plate.

..tHat will be devoured by tHe damsel's beloved.

THere's a sHower of vibrant colours, colouring everyone.

WHy?

lt is myself.

THis is tHe limit, isn't it?

You all can buy tHe tickets anytime and watcH us.

But you will not give me a cHance to eat..

..your world famous 'Gajar ka Halwa'.

An ordinary man's dream can be fulfilled so mucH!

l Had not dreamed about tHis dream also.

EverytHing is possible, my brotHer.

You sHould just Have tHe determination witHin you.

Come on, l will do tHe inauguration.

WHere is tHe scissors? - Here.

Hey! Come on, everybody please clap.

Ramji, Has spice for everyone..

EverytHing is possible!

Ramji, Has spice for everyone..