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[calming music]
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♪ ♪
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YUKI:
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Maya?
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Maya.
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� Hmm.
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� Mm�hmm.
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� How's Anna?
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� Okay.
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YUKI: How is she dealing
with her parents?
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� Okay.
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You normally talk more.
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What's wrong?
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� Everyone hates me at school.
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♪ ♪
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I don't wanna talk about it.
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� You care always about
what the others are thinking.
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Who cares
what the others think?
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Neh?
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� Okay.
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♪ ♪
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� So we're just��we're waiting.
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The court has to decide
who's gonna get the house.
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[sighs]
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Fingers crossed.
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Let's hope that, uh, the judge
does the right thing.
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Is that too much information?
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Oh.
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You have a lot of heart energy
in there.
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Anna?
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You need to open up.
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ANNA:
Okay, sorry.
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♪ ♪
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KATHY:
Hey.
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How 'bout��
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how 'bout we do, um...
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a mother�daughter day?
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We get our nails done,
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and we go shopping.
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� Can I please be excused?
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� Yeah.
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♪ ♪
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� Please put the incense out.
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It's weird.
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♪ ♪
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[students chatting]
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[bell rings]
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ANNA:
Tweedledee and Tweedledum.
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Wonder what those idiots
are talking about.
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� [laughs]
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ANNA: Kinda miss 'em.
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MAYA: Yeah.
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STUDENT: Due Friday.
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� Oh, shite.
Superlatives.
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� Oh, my God.
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Not now.
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[sighs]
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� Shit, Best Duo?
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Connie's tits.
[laughter]
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� Shut up.
She's right beside you.
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� Shut up.
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HEATHER: That was, like,
the worst joke.
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� It's just a joke, chill.
� What's up, Brandt?
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� What's up?
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BRANDT: What's up, bro?
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� Dustin, Best Couple?
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Me and your mom.
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[laughter]
ALL: Oh!
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� For real, though.
� 'Scuse you.
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� Brandt, what about you
and BSB for Best Couple?
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� Shit.
HEATHER: Okay, okay.
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What about Miss Lackey
when she gets her braces off?
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� Yeah.
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For sure.
Man, that's fucked up.
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ALEX: Biggest gossip.
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HEATHER: Oh, definitely Ian.
CONNIE: Definitely.
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HEATHER: Yes.
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BRANDT:
Yeah, Connie's mom, bro.
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DUSTIN: Oh!
CONNIE: Shut up!
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Shut up!
� Yo, she got a MILF!
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[laughter]
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� She definitely has a MILF.
� No, stop.
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� 'Sup?
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� Is that your new table?
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� Nah, that's just��
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Brandt was just saying
that he's gonna vote
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for Connie M.'s tits
for Best Duo
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and then Ian for Class Gossip.
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� Why would that go to Ian?
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� I don't know.
They said he was gay, so...
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[indistinct chatter]
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GABE:
So are you, like, resigning
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as editorial manager
of Weasels?
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� You guys still doing that?
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� [scoffs]
Damn.
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� What?
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� You're kinda different.
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DUSTIN:
What?
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Jafeer, come on.
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Don't be so fucking sensitive.
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� [speaking indistinctly]
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♪ ♪
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ANNA:
Ugh, I hate this question.
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Like, what is success,
you know?
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So stupid.
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� Okay, well, obviously,
you and me
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for Best Best Friends.
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[laughing]
Obviously.
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� Hey, quick question.
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I'm struggling here.
� Oh, sure.
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� Would you wanna be put down
as "psycho bitch"
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or "puss�nasty"?
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[quickly]
Big smelly bush say what?
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� What?
� [laughs]
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� Oh, "big smelly bush"?
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How 'bout you get Smallest Dick
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Most Likely to Have
the Saggiest Balls
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In His Dad's Mouth?
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Fool.
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Bye!
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� Hey.
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� Hi.
� Hi.
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� Oh, my God!
� Oh, Ring Pops.
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� Maura.
� Hi.
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MAURA:
Hi!
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That's funny,
I put that one too.
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That one's wrong.
That should be Spencer.
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� Oh, I know.
� Yeah.
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That's what��
� Maya said Spencer.
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� I said Spencer earlier.
� [laughs]
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ANNA:
I love your pants.
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I love them.
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� Thanks.
They're 7 Jeans.
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I hate knockoffs.
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� I hate knockoffs too.
� Me too.
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� I wish that they had
a category for Best Pants.
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It's, like, so annoying
that they don't.
� I know.
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� I'm gonna write it in.
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� For who?
� For her.
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� Oh, obviously.
� [laughs]
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Thanks.
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Wanna come over to my house
after school?
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[refined music]
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ANNA:
Oh, my God.
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MAURA:
You should take this one.
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It would be perfect on you.
ANNA: Oh, yeah.
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MAYA:
Wait, are these car keys real?
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ANNA:
This is incredible.
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� Take what you want.
It's all for pretend.
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ANNA: Where'd you get
that cell phone?
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MAYA: Oh, my God.
ANNA: Is this real diamonds?
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MAURA:
I think so.
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ANNA: [gasps]
I love this.
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� So, I'm Alison Canning,
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and my husband is a banker,
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and this is my son Danny.
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� [laughing]
Okay.
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And I'm Isabel,
and this is my daughter Kate,
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and her father's been missing.
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� Oh, no.
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� Okay, and I'm Bonnie,
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and this is Robert,
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and I have to go to Blockbuster
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because my other son,
Ascrit, is there
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and he's just been there alone
for hours,
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so I gotta pick him up.
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� Oh, my God.
� Now, yeah.
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� Maya.
� I know.
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� Guys, let's eat lunch
at Cazzio's.
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BOTH: Okay.
� What's Cazzio's?
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� Uh, it's, like, a restaurant.
MAYA: Cazzio's!
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� Maya and I play pretend too,
but not everybody does.
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BOTH: Yeah.
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MAURA: Hang on.
MAYA: Okay.
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� Mom, turn the AC on.
I'm hot.
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All right.
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ANNA: That's an intercom?
MAURA: Yeah.
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� That's cool.
MAURA: Yeah.
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� You guys.
� Hmm?
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� Um...I'm just having
the hardest time with Bernard.
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� [gasps]
No.
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MAURA:
Aww.
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� Listen, do you want me
to get Wade to talk to him?
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Because honestly, like,
I need a break from him
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'cause he just keeps wanting
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to have so much sex
all the time.
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� Oh, my gosh.
� It's, like, so much,
you guys.
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� It's, like, the same
with my husband.
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� Mine too.
� Mine's more, though.
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A lot.
� Mm.
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ANNA: Mm.
MAURA: Mm.
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MAYA:
Mm.
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� Are you guys hungry?
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� No, I've got
my chicken
cacciatore.
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[both laugh]
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� No, I mean,
like, in real life.
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Like, actually hungry.
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� Yeah.
� Yeah.
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[hip�hop music]
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♪ ♪
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� I know.
[both laugh]
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MAYA: It's kinda crazy
that we've just met,
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like, ten minutes ago
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and now we're just
in your house
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like it's been forever.
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� So random.
MAURA: So random.
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ANNA: So random.
� [laughs]
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� Fools.
� Yeah, fools.
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� Fool.
Fool.
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� So who's even in
your group of friends?
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Like...
� Yeah.
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� I kinda have, like, a lot.
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� That makes sense.
� Like who?
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Like, who's in your group?
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� Well, I have this ultimate,
ultimate best friend,
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but she's in Arizona,
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but, like, she's a doctor.
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� Shut up!
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MAURA:
Yeah, and she's, like, our age.
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She's, like, the youngest
in the country.
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� You're lying.
MAURA: No, I'm not!
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� How is she a doctor?
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ANNA: Is she a genius?
� Yeah.
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� That's, like, crazy.
MAURA: Right?
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� Can I, like, see a picture?
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� Yeah.
ANNA: That is incredible.
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MAYA:
[laughs]
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MAURA: That's her.
� Oh...
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ANNA: Oh, my God.
MAYA: My God.
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MAURA: That's Tanya.
MAYA: She's so pretty.
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� I know, right?
ANNA: Beautiful.
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MAYA: Oh, my God.
� She has, like,
three mansions too.
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MAYA: Wow.
� How'd she get those?
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00:08:51,721 --> 00:08:53,101
LEANNE:
Hi, girls.
237
00:08:53,098 --> 00:08:54,098
ANNA: Oh, hey!
MAYA: Hi.
238
00:08:54,099 --> 00:08:56,269
� Hey.
I'm Leanne.
239
00:08:56,268 --> 00:08:58,138
I'm Maura's mom.
240
00:08:58,144 --> 00:08:59,654
� Oh, hi.
I'm Anna.
241
00:08:59,646 --> 00:09:01,226
� Anna.
So nice to meet you.
242
00:09:01,231 --> 00:09:02,901
ANNA: Nice to meet you.
� I'm Maya.
243
00:09:02,899 --> 00:09:04,689
� Hi, Maya.
So glad you're here.
244
00:09:04,693 --> 00:09:06,613
Can I get you girls a drink?
245
00:09:06,611 --> 00:09:08,491
I have...
246
00:09:08,488 --> 00:09:11,118
Powerade, ginger ale,
Capri Sun��
247
00:09:11,116 --> 00:09:12,906
MAYA:
Yes.
248
00:09:12,909 --> 00:09:13,989
Powerade, please?
249
00:09:13,994 --> 00:09:15,704
� Of course.
How many?
250
00:09:15,704 --> 00:09:17,004
� Three.
� Maya.
251
00:09:16,997 --> 00:09:18,457
� What?
� No.
252
00:09:18,456 --> 00:09:19,956
MAYA: It's fine.
� Anna?
253
00:09:19,958 --> 00:09:21,378
� Okay, yeah.
� Come on.
254
00:09:21,376 --> 00:09:22,916
� Yes, please.
� Did you hear what she said?
255
00:09:22,919 --> 00:09:24,209
� Of course.
ANNA: Three.
256
00:09:24,212 --> 00:09:25,882
� Anna.
257
00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:27,010
� [whispering]
What?
258
00:09:27,007 --> 00:09:29,377
� You just said��
LEANNE: Okay.
259
00:09:29,384 --> 00:09:30,594
MAYA: Yeah.
� Okay, sorry.
260
00:09:30,593 --> 00:09:31,683
Here we go.
� Thank you.
261
00:09:31,678 --> 00:09:33,258
MAYA: Thank you.
� Mom, leave.
262
00:09:33,263 --> 00:09:34,433
� I will.
263
00:09:34,431 --> 00:09:35,891
I just wanna see
if your friends would like
264
00:09:35,890 --> 00:09:37,270
something to eat.
265
00:09:37,267 --> 00:09:39,477
Frozen pizza, chicken nuggets,
mozzarella sticks...
266
00:09:39,477 --> 00:09:40,767
� Mom.
267
00:09:40,770 --> 00:09:42,610
LEANNE: Or I can make you guys
a quesadilla.
268
00:09:42,605 --> 00:09:43,895
Honey, quesadilla.
269
00:09:43,898 --> 00:09:46,028
� I don't want
a fucking quesadilla, you cunt.
270
00:09:51,239 --> 00:09:52,909
� Sweetie, um...
271
00:09:52,907 --> 00:09:55,907
you're being such a bad fairy.
272
00:09:55,910 --> 00:09:57,750
� Shwoo!
273
00:09:57,746 --> 00:09:59,246
� Okay.
Okay!
274
00:09:59,247 --> 00:10:01,707
Um, I will, uh,
get out of your way,
275
00:10:01,708 --> 00:10:03,788
but please help yourself
to whatever.
276
00:10:03,793 --> 00:10:05,923
I buy in bulk, so...
277
00:10:05,920 --> 00:10:06,920
ANNA:
Oh, thank you.
278
00:10:06,921 --> 00:10:08,591
� Thank you.
279
00:10:08,590 --> 00:10:09,880
� I'm so sorry about that.
280
00:10:09,883 --> 00:10:11,893
She just really misses Tonia.
281
00:10:11,885 --> 00:10:14,845
� Oh, no.
Who's Tonia?
282
00:10:14,846 --> 00:10:16,306
� My best friend.
283
00:10:16,306 --> 00:10:18,016
� The doctor.
MAURA: Yeah.
284
00:10:18,016 --> 00:10:19,136
� That she just showed us.
285
00:10:19,142 --> 00:10:20,482
ANNA: Yes.
� From Arizona.
286
00:10:20,477 --> 00:10:21,597
� Yes.
MAURA: Yeah.
287
00:10:21,603 --> 00:10:23,273
� Like...
� [laughs]
288
00:10:23,271 --> 00:10:24,441
Doy.
289
00:10:24,439 --> 00:10:25,729
� Wait.
290
00:10:25,732 --> 00:10:27,402
Are those jawbreakers?
291
00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:29,190
MAURA:
Yeah, fool.
292
00:10:29,194 --> 00:10:30,204
You want some?
293
00:10:30,195 --> 00:10:31,735
[Alexia's "Happy"]
294
00:10:31,738 --> 00:10:32,738
ALEXIA:
♪ Happy ♪
295
00:10:32,739 --> 00:10:33,989
♪ Sha�la�la ♪
296
00:10:33,990 --> 00:10:36,240
♪ It's so nice to be happy ♪
297
00:10:36,242 --> 00:10:37,832
♪ Sha�la�la ♪
298
00:10:37,827 --> 00:10:40,157
♪ Everybody should be happy ♪
299
00:10:40,163 --> 00:10:41,793
♪ Sha�la�la ♪
300
00:10:41,790 --> 00:10:44,290
♪ It's so nice to be happy ♪
301
00:10:44,292 --> 00:10:47,342
♪ Sha�la�la ♪
302
00:10:47,337 --> 00:10:48,837
� Hey, fool.
303
00:10:48,838 --> 00:10:50,668
MAYA: [laughs]
� What you looking at, fool?
304
00:10:50,673 --> 00:10:52,133
[laughter]
305
00:10:52,133 --> 00:10:54,303
[laughing]
Oh, my gosh, Maya!
306
00:10:54,302 --> 00:10:56,352
� [moaning]
� Hey, fools.
307
00:10:56,346 --> 00:10:58,006
[laughs]
308
00:10:58,014 --> 00:10:59,434
ALEXIA:
♪ Everybody should be happy ♪
309
00:11:04,187 --> 00:11:07,187
[shady music]
310
00:11:07,190 --> 00:11:09,190
♪ ♪
311
00:11:09,192 --> 00:11:10,512
� Oh, hey.
312
00:11:10,514 --> 00:11:11,774
Do you know
who you're gonna vote for
313
00:11:11,765 --> 00:11:12,925
for Best Best Friends?
314
00:11:12,933 --> 00:11:13,933
� Um, I don't know.
315
00:11:13,934 --> 00:11:15,644
I haven't thought about it.
316
00:11:15,644 --> 00:11:18,234
� Well, me, Maya, and Anna
have been best friends
317
00:11:18,230 --> 00:11:19,570
since we were, like, two,
318
00:11:19,565 --> 00:11:20,975
and I think
it'd be pretty fucked up
319
00:11:20,983 --> 00:11:22,613
to not vote for what's real.
320
00:11:23,861 --> 00:11:24,861
� Mm�hmm.
321
00:11:24,862 --> 00:11:26,032
� You want a Ring Pop?
322
00:11:26,030 --> 00:11:27,360
� Um, sure.
323
00:11:30,451 --> 00:11:31,791
MAURA:
Just think about it.
324
00:11:31,785 --> 00:11:36,995
♪ ♪
325
00:11:36,999 --> 00:11:38,129
Oh, hey.
326
00:11:38,125 --> 00:11:39,375
Do you know
who you're gonna vote for
327
00:11:39,376 --> 00:11:41,546
for Best Best Friends?
328
00:11:41,545 --> 00:11:47,755
♪ ♪
329
00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:50,720
� Hi!
� Hi!
330
00:11:50,721 --> 00:11:52,311
MAURA:
Hi!
331
00:11:52,306 --> 00:11:54,176
Oh, are you Anna's mom?
332
00:11:54,183 --> 00:11:57,273
Oh, my God, you are so pretty!
333
00:11:57,269 --> 00:11:58,979
Where are you guys going?
Can I come?
334
00:11:58,979 --> 00:12:00,859
� [gasps]
Yes. Please?
335
00:12:00,856 --> 00:12:03,146
� Uh, you're very sweet,
but not today.
336
00:12:03,150 --> 00:12:05,190
I have the massage table.
Car's full.
337
00:12:05,194 --> 00:12:06,494
� Oh, that's totally fine.
338
00:12:06,487 --> 00:12:07,737
I can just sit on their laps!
339
00:12:07,738 --> 00:12:09,738
KATHY: No.
� Yes, she can sit on our laps.
340
00:12:09,740 --> 00:12:11,450
Please? Oh, my God.
� Anna, Anna, no.
341
00:12:11,450 --> 00:12:13,450
� Mom!
� I'm attached to them.
342
00:12:13,452 --> 00:12:14,452
� Yeah.
KATHY: No.
343
00:12:14,453 --> 00:12:15,453
Anna, no.
344
00:12:15,454 --> 00:12:17,044
� Mom, stop being such a fool.
345
00:12:17,039 --> 00:12:18,539
KATHY: Anna Kone!
346
00:12:18,540 --> 00:12:20,380
BOTH: Ooh.
� Who's a fool now, fool?
347
00:12:20,376 --> 00:12:21,706
� Yeah, fool.
� Fool.
348
00:12:21,710 --> 00:12:23,090
� I'm a fool, fool?
MAYA: Yeah, you're a fool.
349
00:12:23,087 --> 00:12:24,247
� I'm a fool, fool?
MAYA: You're a fool.
350
00:12:24,254 --> 00:12:26,474
BOTH: Foo�fool�foo�foo�fool.
� [laughs]
351
00:12:26,465 --> 00:12:29,215
� Okay, you guys, can you just
stop saying "fool"?
MAURA: You're all fools.
352
00:12:29,218 --> 00:12:32,258
� Mom, it's just a stupid word,
you cunt.
353
00:12:32,262 --> 00:12:33,352
� What?
354
00:12:33,347 --> 00:12:35,517
What did you just call me?
355
00:12:35,516 --> 00:12:37,686
Do you even know
what that means?
356
00:12:37,685 --> 00:12:40,145
That's the worst thing
you can call a woman.
357
00:12:40,145 --> 00:12:43,065
� I thought it was
a type of fool.
358
00:12:43,065 --> 00:12:44,935
� Who's teaching you
these words?
359
00:12:46,819 --> 00:12:49,819
� I can't remember.
360
00:12:49,822 --> 00:12:51,282
� [in English accent]
I cunt remember.
361
00:12:51,281 --> 00:12:52,781
� [laughs]
362
00:12:52,783 --> 00:12:54,033
MAYA:
It's an English accent!
363
00:12:54,034 --> 00:12:55,294
� Okay, you know what?
364
00:12:55,285 --> 00:12:56,995
Um, you really need
to get out of the car
365
00:12:56,995 --> 00:12:58,455
'cause we're gonna go.
366
00:12:58,455 --> 00:13:00,075
� No, no.
� Aww, no!
367
00:13:00,082 --> 00:13:01,712
� Please?
Mm?
368
00:13:01,709 --> 00:13:02,879
� I love you guys.
369
00:13:02,876 --> 00:13:04,286
ANNA: Love you.
� Love you more!
370
00:13:04,294 --> 00:13:05,714
MAURA: Bye.
MAYA: Bye.
371
00:13:05,713 --> 00:13:07,593
� Love you.
BOTH: Love you.
372
00:13:07,589 --> 00:13:08,799
� I miss you already.
373
00:13:08,799 --> 00:13:10,219
� I'm gonna miss you.
� Miss you.
374
00:13:10,217 --> 00:13:11,757
MAURA: No!
� No!
375
00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:13,720
� [screams]
� No!
376
00:13:13,721 --> 00:13:15,561
MAURA: Love you guys!
MAYA: Love you!
377
00:13:15,556 --> 00:13:17,216
MAURA:
You're my world!
378
00:13:17,224 --> 00:13:18,814
KATHY:
I'm just kinda concerned.
379
00:13:18,809 --> 00:13:20,309
She's been using new words,
380
00:13:20,310 --> 00:13:22,520
and I don't think
she really knows
381
00:13:22,521 --> 00:13:24,021
what they mean.
382
00:13:24,022 --> 00:13:26,822
Um, I thought maybe
it might be a good time
383
00:13:26,817 --> 00:13:28,317
to do a mother�daughter
shopping day,
384
00:13:28,318 --> 00:13:32,658
and I thought if Maya came,
she'd be more open?
385
00:13:32,656 --> 00:13:34,986
� We really don't need
anything, but...
386
00:13:34,992 --> 00:13:39,082
� Fool, fool, fool, fool, fool,
fool, fool, fool, fool, fool...
387
00:13:39,079 --> 00:13:40,709
� Okay.
388
00:13:40,706 --> 00:13:42,206
ANNA:
Maura would hate this store.
389
00:13:42,207 --> 00:13:43,997
� Okay, not loaded.
390
00:13:44,001 --> 00:13:46,211
� Not loaded.
391
00:13:46,211 --> 00:13:48,591
That is loaded, though.
392
00:13:48,589 --> 00:13:50,129
� Not loaded.
� Not loaded.
393
00:13:50,132 --> 00:13:51,262
I agree.
� We don't like it.
394
00:13:51,258 --> 00:13:52,298
� Yeah, I don't like it.
395
00:13:54,261 --> 00:13:56,261
Ew.
Anna.
396
00:13:56,263 --> 00:13:58,103
� Ew, is that made of hay?
397
00:13:58,098 --> 00:13:59,518
MAYA: [laughing]
Ew!
398
00:13:59,516 --> 00:14:00,726
ANNA: Wow.
MAYA: Ew.
399
00:14:00,726 --> 00:14:02,226
ANNA:
This place.
400
00:14:02,227 --> 00:14:05,017
KATHY:
Anna.
401
00:14:05,022 --> 00:14:07,692
Is there anyone
you have a crush on at school?
402
00:14:09,485 --> 00:14:11,945
� No.
403
00:14:11,945 --> 00:14:13,775
Oh, my God.
404
00:14:13,780 --> 00:14:15,280
� What?
� This is butt ugly.
405
00:14:15,282 --> 00:14:17,702
� [laughing]
Oh, no!
406
00:14:17,701 --> 00:14:19,411
� Oh, that's nice.
407
00:14:19,411 --> 00:14:21,251
� Mom, it's so ugly.
408
00:14:21,246 --> 00:14:23,616
Like...ew.
409
00:14:23,624 --> 00:14:24,964
� It's here if you want it.
410
00:14:24,958 --> 00:14:26,288
MAYA:
So not loaded.
411
00:14:26,293 --> 00:14:27,383
Stupid.
412
00:14:27,377 --> 00:14:29,047
� Not loaded.
413
00:14:29,046 --> 00:14:31,166
� So when are we going to meet
this Maura girl?
414
00:14:31,173 --> 00:14:33,383
� Mom, like, don't ask us that.
415
00:14:33,383 --> 00:14:36,513
� It seems you three
are really close very fast.
416
00:14:36,512 --> 00:14:39,472
� Yeah, that's what happens
when they're your best friend.
417
00:14:39,473 --> 00:14:41,433
It's, like, yeah, fast.
418
00:14:41,433 --> 00:14:42,733
That's how best friendships
happen.
419
00:14:42,726 --> 00:14:43,806
� [gasps]
Oh, my God.
420
00:14:43,810 --> 00:14:44,900
� [gasps]
421
00:14:44,895 --> 00:14:46,055
� Tommy Hilfiger.
422
00:14:46,063 --> 00:14:47,903
� Wait.
It's fake.
423
00:14:47,898 --> 00:14:49,188
� No, I don't think so.
424
00:14:49,191 --> 00:14:50,281
ANNA:
This is fake Tommy Hil.
425
00:14:50,275 --> 00:14:51,855
� This is real.
Look.
426
00:14:53,237 --> 00:14:55,237
It's real.
427
00:14:55,239 --> 00:14:56,489
� It's big, though, no?
428
00:14:56,490 --> 00:14:57,570
� I don't think so.
429
00:14:57,574 --> 00:14:59,454
I kind of think it's perfect.
430
00:14:59,451 --> 00:15:01,581
� That's loaded.
� That's loaded.
431
00:15:01,578 --> 00:15:03,708
� ♪ That's loaded,
loaded, loaded ♪
� That's not loaded, loaded.
432
00:15:03,705 --> 00:15:05,165
♪ That's loaded ♪
� ♪ Loaded ♪
433
00:15:05,165 --> 00:15:06,625
♪ It's loaded ♪
MAYA: ♪ Everybody get down ♪
434
00:15:06,625 --> 00:15:10,085
BOTH:
♪ It's loaded, loaded, loaded ♪
435
00:15:10,087 --> 00:15:12,507
MAYA: I really like
how this looks on me.
436
00:15:12,506 --> 00:15:13,906
I wanna get it.
437
00:15:13,912 --> 00:15:15,502
YUKI: Maya.
� Mom, stop.
438
00:15:15,497 --> 00:15:17,037
Someone is gonna see my boobs.
439
00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:19,291
YUKI: Ah, it's��it's okay.
� Like, knock.
440
00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:20,753
Oh, my God.
441
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,633
YUKI: [speaks Japanese]
442
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:24,550
� I love it.
443
00:15:24,548 --> 00:15:27,008
� No, it's not nice.
It's a T�shirt.
444
00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:28,179
It's men's T�shirt.
445
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:30,507
� Mom, that you wear
as a dress.
446
00:15:30,512 --> 00:15:32,012
Wore it as a��
� As a dress?
447
00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:33,684
� Yeah, wore it as a��
all the time.
448
00:15:33,682 --> 00:15:35,352
� [speaking Japanese]
� Okay, fine.
449
00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:38,441
You don't have to like it.
� [speaking Japanese]
450
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:41,317
I'm buying it for you, so no.
� Okay, but Mom, I want it.
451
00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:42,775
[whispering]
I like it.
� No.
452
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,275
Maybe you can give it to Anna
because she's taller.
453
00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:47,237
� Mom, stop.
I don't wanna give it to Anna.
454
00:15:47,237 --> 00:15:48,527
Let me wear it.
� I'm not buying it.
455
00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:49,820
� Mom, stop.
� No, I'm not.
456
00:15:49,823 --> 00:15:51,283
� Stop it, stop it.
� Maya, stop.
457
00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:53,043
Maya, stop��take it off.
MAYA: Mom, please.
458
00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:54,695
� Take it off.
MAYA: Stop touching it!
459
00:15:54,703 --> 00:15:57,253
� Take it off.
� Mom, stop it!
460
00:15:57,247 --> 00:15:59,327
� It looks so good on you.
You should get it.
461
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:00,463
For Easter.
462
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:02,039
� No, it's just not me.
463
00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:04,004
I don't like it.
It's more you.
464
00:16:04,004 --> 00:16:05,384
� What's wrong with me?
465
00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:06,881
ANNA:
Nothing.
466
00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:08,342
It's just not me.
467
00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:12,049
It's kinda slutty.
468
00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:13,474
� What did you say?
469
00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:14,812
YUKI: Anna?
470
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,477
� [whispering]
Nothing.
I'm just saying I don't��
471
00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:17,765
[knocks]
YUKI: Anna.
472
00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:19,348
This is for you.
473
00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:21,153
KATHY: Oh, thank you.
ANNA: Thank you.
474
00:16:24,024 --> 00:16:25,824
KATHY:
What did you just call me?
475
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,318
� [whispering]
I didn't call you anything.
476
00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:29,199
Can you stop yelling?
My best friend is��
477
00:16:29,196 --> 00:16:30,606
� Why are you talking to me
like that?
478
00:16:30,614 --> 00:16:31,664
Why?
� Shh!
479
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:32,737
Lower your voice.
480
00:16:32,741 --> 00:16:34,201
� I'm not yelling.
481
00:16:34,201 --> 00:16:35,451
I'm whispering.
482
00:16:35,452 --> 00:16:37,582
Why are you telling me
to be quiet?
483
00:16:37,579 --> 00:16:40,249
Why are you shh�ing me?
484
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:41,999
Did you learn that
from your dad?
485
00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:46,004
� I'd rather be like Dad
than like you.
486
00:16:48,215 --> 00:16:50,255
MAYA: Are you ready, Na?
ANNA: Coming!
487
00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:52,849
MAYA:
I'm trying to look at it.
488
00:16:53,929 --> 00:16:55,599
ANNA:
Ready.
489
00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:58,597
[Muzak playing]
490
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:02,900
♪ ♪
491
00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:04,106
� I hate it.
492
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:08,028
� But you look so beautiful,
Maya.
493
00:17:08,026 --> 00:17:09,896
You look like your mother.
494
00:17:09,903 --> 00:17:11,613
� No, I don't...
495
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,280
...look anything like her.
496
00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:16,163
She's ugly.
497
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:17,620
KATHY:
Don't say that.
498
00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:20,159
That's really not a nice thing
to say.
499
00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:21,874
Your mother
is a beautiful woman.
500
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,004
� Thank you.
501
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,210
� And you are very lucky
to look like her.
502
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:28,710
� I don't look like her,
and I don't like this dress.
503
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:32,014
I never wanted to wear it,
and I want to take it off.
504
00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:33,339
� Stop, Maya.
505
00:17:33,343 --> 00:17:34,763
You're being rude.
506
00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:36,472
� No, I don't like it.
You don't know my taste, Mom.
507
00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:37,812
� Stop.
Stop.
508
00:17:37,806 --> 00:17:39,846
Maya, stop.
� Mom, I don't wanna buy it!
509
00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:41,480
I wanted to buy
the other thing.
YUKI: Stop it.
510
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:44,647
Stop acting
like a little spoiled bitch.
511
00:17:44,646 --> 00:17:47,856
♪ ♪
512
00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:49,778
� Thank you for saying that,
Yuki.
513
00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:52,397
� Okay.
� Anna's doing the same thing.
514
00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:54,914
� Oh, my God, Mom.
Mature much?
515
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:57,277
� Mom.
Are you serious?
516
00:17:57,284 --> 00:17:59,164
You just called your daughter
a bitch,
517
00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:01,001
in a store,
in front of my friend.
518
00:18:00,996 --> 00:18:02,826
Do you know
how embarrassing that is?
519
00:18:02,831 --> 00:18:03,871
� I don't care.
520
00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:05,674
You know,
you are acting like one.
521
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,287
� Well, I hate you, you bitch!
522
00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:08,424
� [gasps]
523
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:09,960
� I'm sorry.
524
00:18:09,963 --> 00:18:11,723
I didn't mean it.
No, stop!
525
00:18:11,715 --> 00:18:13,675
� I'm gonna stop...
[speaking Japanese]
� Mommy, stop it!
526
00:18:13,675 --> 00:18:15,505
� [whispering]
Mom, look what you're causing.
527
00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:16,761
� Oh.
Oh, right.
528
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:18,722
Everything's my fault.
� Yeah, it's your fault.
529
00:18:18,722 --> 00:18:20,522
� Okay, you need to stop.
� Leave me alone!
530
00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:22,016
MAYA: Mom!
YUKI: Maya.
531
00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:24,597
� Okay, I'm calling 9�1�1
and Daddy!
532
00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:26,363
� Like, this is what you do
to Daddy.
533
00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:28,815
Blame him for everything
and then you're just like��
534
00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:30,226
you're such a...
535
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:31,364
� What?
536
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:32,400
� You're��
KATHY: Just say it.
537
00:18:32,402 --> 00:18:33,902
� A cunt.
538
00:18:33,899 --> 00:18:35,729
MAYA:
Stop, stop, stop!
539
00:18:35,734 --> 00:18:37,284
Stop!
540
00:18:37,277 --> 00:18:38,567
YUKI:
[speaking Japanese]
541
00:18:38,570 --> 00:18:40,070
� Mom, you're embarrassing me!
542
00:18:40,072 --> 00:18:42,282
You're embarrassing me!
� You too, okay?
543
00:18:42,282 --> 00:18:44,492
� [sobbing]
544
00:18:49,414 --> 00:18:51,214
� I mean,
I think it looks stupid
545
00:18:51,208 --> 00:18:52,958
with jeans, but...
546
00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:54,500
ANNA:
I think it looks really good.
547
00:18:54,503 --> 00:18:56,053
I don't know why
you didn't wear it as a dress,
548
00:18:56,046 --> 00:18:58,046
but it still looks good.
549
00:18:58,048 --> 00:18:59,548
� Thanks for getting it for me.
550
00:18:59,550 --> 00:19:01,010
ANNA:
Of course.
551
00:19:01,009 --> 00:19:02,089
� Are you okay?
552
00:19:02,094 --> 00:19:04,144
ANNA: No.
My mom's, like, so pissed.
553
00:19:04,138 --> 00:19:05,638
All night.
She's so pissed.
554
00:19:05,639 --> 00:19:07,719
TERRA:
Maura.
555
00:19:07,724 --> 00:19:10,194
It's great.
Thank you.
556
00:19:10,185 --> 00:19:11,515
[laughs]
ANNA: What about you?
557
00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:14,190
Is your mom, like��
did you guys make up?
558
00:19:14,189 --> 00:19:15,939
� I mean, no.
You saw what my mom did.
559
00:19:15,941 --> 00:19:18,071
Like, that was so crazy.
560
00:19:18,068 --> 00:19:19,358
� What did she do?
561
00:19:23,031 --> 00:19:25,491
MAYA:
Don't.
562
00:19:25,492 --> 00:19:27,292
[whispering]
Tell her.
ANNA: I'm not.
563
00:19:27,286 --> 00:19:28,536
It was...
564
00:19:28,537 --> 00:19:32,077
a shopping trip gone bad.
565
00:19:32,082 --> 00:19:35,632
� So now you didn't invite me
and you don't tell me stuff.
566
00:19:35,627 --> 00:19:36,627
Cool.
567
00:19:40,382 --> 00:19:42,862
� I��sorry.
I'm sorry.
568
00:19:42,862 --> 00:19:44,452
That's not what I meant.
569
00:19:44,447 --> 00:19:45,447
Maura.
570
00:19:45,448 --> 00:19:46,698
� Maura, are you serious?
571
00:19:46,699 --> 00:19:47,989
Are you joking?
� Maura, come on!
572
00:19:47,992 --> 00:19:49,452
PRINCIPAL: Teachers,
573
00:19:49,452 --> 00:19:52,252
please don't park
in the bus turnaround.
574
00:19:52,246 --> 00:19:53,866
Seems obvious.
575
00:19:53,873 --> 00:19:55,463
But apparently, it's not.
576
00:19:55,458 --> 00:19:57,958
And the results
we've all been waiting for��
577
00:19:57,960 --> 00:20:00,250
here are
the superlative winners.
578
00:20:00,254 --> 00:20:01,424
[clears throat]
579
00:20:01,422 --> 00:20:03,052
Most Likely to Succeed...
580
00:20:03,049 --> 00:20:04,589
ANNA: Maura.
PRINCIPAL: Ashley Stewart.
581
00:20:04,592 --> 00:20:05,892
� Maura.
ANNA: Maura.
582
00:20:05,885 --> 00:20:07,925
[operatically]
♪ Maura, Maura, Maura ♪
583
00:20:07,929 --> 00:20:09,219
� ♪ Maur, Maur, Maur�Maur ♪
584
00:20:09,221 --> 00:20:10,851
� ♪ Maura ♪
� ♪ Maur, Maur, Maur ♪
585
00:20:10,848 --> 00:20:12,348
[laughs]
Stop.
586
00:20:12,350 --> 00:20:14,390
PRINCIPAL: Most Athletic Boy
goes to Joey Roberts.
587
00:20:14,393 --> 00:20:17,773
Best Couple: Heather Taylor
and Alex Nolan.
588
00:20:17,772 --> 00:20:19,822
� You guys,
they actually just broke up.
589
00:20:19,815 --> 00:20:21,435
� [sighs]
I can't keep up.
590
00:20:21,442 --> 00:20:24,572
PRINCIPAL:
For Class Gossip, Ian Walsh.
591
00:20:24,570 --> 00:20:27,780
And Best Best Friends
goes to Anna Kone
592
00:20:27,782 --> 00:20:29,372
and Maya Ishii�Peters��
593
00:20:29,367 --> 00:20:30,867
MAYA: Oh!
PRINCIPAL: And Maura Hall.
594
00:20:30,868 --> 00:20:32,498
Most Musical goes to...
� [gasps]
595
00:20:32,495 --> 00:20:35,035
BOTH: Oh, my God!
Maura!
596
00:20:35,039 --> 00:20:36,499
� Three best friends!
597
00:20:36,499 --> 00:20:37,999
There's the smile.
MAYA: There she is.
598
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,540
There's the happy smile.
599
00:20:40,544 --> 00:20:41,924
� I knew we were gonna get it.
600
00:20:41,921 --> 00:20:43,841
� Wait, how did we get
three best friends?
601
00:20:43,839 --> 00:20:45,589
That's crazy.
� Dude, people just know.
602
00:20:45,591 --> 00:20:47,591
ANNA: We are.
BOTH: Yeah.
603
00:20:47,593 --> 00:20:48,843
� Guess we'll have to take
pictures.
604
00:20:48,844 --> 00:20:50,604
� I mean, you guys!
605
00:20:50,596 --> 00:20:52,306
� Bow down, fools.
606
00:20:52,306 --> 00:20:53,556
[laughter]
MAYA: Fools.
607
00:20:53,557 --> 00:20:56,307
ANNA: Yeah, fools.
608
00:20:56,310 --> 00:20:58,020
[laughter]
Oh, my God.
609
00:20:58,020 --> 00:20:59,940
MAYA: Wait, that's cute.
That blue one.
610
00:20:59,939 --> 00:21:01,069
MAURA: Mm, nah.
MAYA: Nah.
611
00:21:01,065 --> 00:21:02,435
� I'm just gonna say,
612
00:21:02,441 --> 00:21:04,781
if we're gonna match
for the superlatives picture,
613
00:21:04,777 --> 00:21:08,157
we don't have a lot of options.
614
00:21:08,155 --> 00:21:10,065
� My good stuff's
somewhere else, I feel like.
615
00:21:10,074 --> 00:21:12,204
� Wait, is this Limited Too?
616
00:21:12,201 --> 00:21:14,001
ANNA: Oh.
� That's so loaded.
617
00:21:13,995 --> 00:21:15,865
� Maya, I didn't know
you have Limited Too.
618
00:21:15,871 --> 00:21:17,541
� No, it's��it's The Rave.
619
00:21:17,540 --> 00:21:19,960
BOTH:
Oh.
620
00:21:19,959 --> 00:21:21,709
� Try to get it.
We have arms.
621
00:21:21,711 --> 00:21:23,131
[laughter]
622
00:21:23,129 --> 00:21:24,339
MAYA: Wait.
MAURA: Try to get it.
623
00:21:24,338 --> 00:21:26,168
Try to get it.
� Okay, I have an arm too.
624
00:21:26,173 --> 00:21:27,303
BOTH:
Try to get it.
625
00:21:27,299 --> 00:21:28,429
� No, Maya,
you don't have an arm.
626
00:21:28,426 --> 00:21:30,006
� No, Maya,
you don't have arms.
627
00:21:30,011 --> 00:21:32,681
� Okay, you guys, stop.
You're stretching out my shirt.
628
00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:34,060
Stop.
� What else do you have
in here?
629
00:21:34,056 --> 00:21:35,596
� It's my favorite shirt.
630
00:21:35,599 --> 00:21:37,979
� Dude, you have,
like, nothing here, Maya.
631
00:21:37,977 --> 00:21:39,147
Like, I swear.
632
00:21:39,145 --> 00:21:40,225
ANNA:
Oh, what about this one?
633
00:21:40,229 --> 00:21:42,359
� No, fool!
� This...
634
00:21:42,356 --> 00:21:44,226
� Okay, can I have an arm?
635
00:21:44,233 --> 00:21:45,743
� No.
You're in the middle.
636
00:21:45,735 --> 00:21:46,855
� [sighs]
637
00:21:46,861 --> 00:21:48,951
This isn't funny, you guys.
Stop.
638
00:21:48,946 --> 00:21:51,156
This is actually, like,
not fun right now.
639
00:21:51,157 --> 00:21:52,987
� Chillax, Maya.
God.
640
00:21:52,992 --> 00:21:54,832
� Maya, chill.
MAURA: Stop being so sensitive.
641
00:21:54,827 --> 00:21:56,747
� I'm not being sensitive.
642
00:21:56,746 --> 00:21:58,036
I just want an arm.
643
00:21:58,039 --> 00:22:01,039
You guys are being
really annoying.
644
00:22:01,042 --> 00:22:02,042
MAURA:
Whatever.
645
00:22:02,043 --> 00:22:03,593
� Okay, have fun with arms.
646
00:22:03,586 --> 00:22:05,876
MAURA: What is this?
Like, a fishing net?
647
00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:08,800
[both laugh]
648
00:22:22,354 --> 00:22:23,904
YUKI:
What?
649
00:22:23,898 --> 00:22:26,028
What's wrong?
650
00:22:26,025 --> 00:22:27,525
� Mom.
651
00:22:30,446 --> 00:22:31,696
YUKI:
What?
652
00:22:31,697 --> 00:22:33,527
� What?
653
00:22:33,532 --> 00:22:36,662
� Is it Maura?
654
00:22:36,660 --> 00:22:39,330
� No.
655
00:22:39,330 --> 00:22:40,960
I love her.
656
00:22:44,835 --> 00:22:46,625
MAYA:
Stop!
657
00:22:48,881 --> 00:22:52,381
Stop looking at me!
658
00:22:52,384 --> 00:22:54,434
� Are they being nice to you?
� Mom, yes!
659
00:22:54,428 --> 00:22:57,058
They're being nice to me!
They're my best friends!
660
00:22:57,056 --> 00:22:58,926
You don't know anything!
661
00:22:58,933 --> 00:23:02,603
Why are you freaking like this?
662
00:23:02,603 --> 00:23:03,903
� Maya?
663
00:23:03,896 --> 00:23:05,056
� [laughs]
664
00:23:05,064 --> 00:23:06,444
� Nothing is working in here.
665
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:09,570
� It's faulty!
666
00:23:09,568 --> 00:23:11,528
� [sighs]
� You okay?
667
00:23:11,529 --> 00:23:13,239
� Can you not use my gum,
please?
668
00:23:13,239 --> 00:23:14,369
� Okay!
� Sorry.
669
00:23:14,365 --> 00:23:16,405
I'm trying to save that
for my birthday.
670
00:23:16,408 --> 00:23:18,158
� Why?
It's just gum.
671
00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:20,870
� Mom, go.
Please.
672
00:23:20,871 --> 00:23:21,871
Go!
673
00:23:23,415 --> 00:23:24,995
� Mom, stop.
Can you go?
674
00:23:26,252 --> 00:23:28,302
� Mom, please, go.
It's fine.
675
00:23:28,295 --> 00:23:29,705
� Then tell her to clean it up.
676
00:23:29,713 --> 00:23:31,053
MAYA: Okay.
YUKI: I don't like it.
677
00:23:31,048 --> 00:23:34,178
� Okay, okay, okay!
Go.
678
00:23:34,176 --> 00:23:36,176
MAYA: Mom, it's fine.
Leave.
679
00:23:36,178 --> 00:23:38,098
ANNA: We'll clean it up.
Sorry.
680
00:23:38,097 --> 00:23:39,387
Oh, my gosh.
[laughs]
681
00:23:39,390 --> 00:23:42,180
� Maya, your mom has, like...
682
00:23:42,184 --> 00:23:45,404
[laughing]
A scary accent.
683
00:23:45,396 --> 00:23:47,306
� My mom doesn't have
an accent.
684
00:23:47,314 --> 00:23:48,484
� [laughing]
Are you kidding me?
685
00:23:48,482 --> 00:23:50,232
She has, like,
the thickest accent
686
00:23:50,234 --> 00:23:51,614
I've ever heard.
687
00:23:51,610 --> 00:23:52,700
� No, she doesn't.
688
00:23:52,695 --> 00:23:53,985
ANNA: I just don't think
you hear it
689
00:23:53,988 --> 00:23:54,988
because she's your mom.
690
00:23:54,989 --> 00:23:57,319
MAYA: Anna.
� But I like it.
691
00:23:57,324 --> 00:23:59,124
� You guys, my mom
doesn't have an accent.
692
00:23:59,118 --> 00:24:00,868
That's, like, a really
mean thing of you to say.
693
00:24:00,870 --> 00:24:02,620
Like, you guys are being
really rude.
694
00:24:02,621 --> 00:24:04,791
� Dude, I'm not trying
to be rude.
I'm just saying, she has an��
695
00:24:04,790 --> 00:24:06,630
� Well, can you please,
like, clean up the clothes?
696
00:24:06,625 --> 00:24:08,085
'Cause you're making
a really big mess.
697
00:24:08,085 --> 00:24:09,955
� Okay, but, I mean,
you were doing it too.
698
00:24:09,962 --> 00:24:11,132
� Not as much as you, Maura.
Like��
699
00:24:11,130 --> 00:24:12,420
ANNA: Guys, don't��
� Yeah, you were.
700
00:24:12,423 --> 00:24:14,223
� Don't fight!
Please, please.
701
00:24:14,216 --> 00:24:17,086
Just remember, like,
we are three best friends.
702
00:24:17,094 --> 00:24:18,974
� You're so right, Anna.
I'm sorry.
703
00:24:18,971 --> 00:24:21,561
ANNA:
Remember that.
704
00:24:21,557 --> 00:24:23,267
� You guys are my number ones.
705
00:24:27,229 --> 00:24:29,229
Maya.
ANNA: Maya.
706
00:24:31,150 --> 00:24:33,280
� Love you fools.
� Love you fools.
707
00:24:33,277 --> 00:24:35,357
[laughs]
708
00:24:35,362 --> 00:24:36,572
� Love you.
709
00:24:40,740 --> 00:24:42,240
[bell rings]
710
00:24:42,242 --> 00:24:44,952
� I had a really weird dream
last night about Maura.
711
00:24:44,953 --> 00:24:46,623
I was like��
712
00:24:46,624 --> 00:24:49,344
it felt like I had something
stuck in my throat
713
00:24:49,335 --> 00:24:52,705
and I was, like, pulling
and pulling and pulling
714
00:24:52,713 --> 00:24:55,803
and it was, like, Maura's hair
stuck in my lungs.
715
00:24:55,799 --> 00:24:57,679
Like, it kept coming out.
716
00:24:57,676 --> 00:24:59,086
� Ew.
717
00:24:59,094 --> 00:25:00,554
You have an amazing brain.
718
00:25:00,554 --> 00:25:01,974
MAURA:
Hi!
719
00:25:01,972 --> 00:25:03,522
BOTH:
Hi!
720
00:25:03,515 --> 00:25:05,935
MAURA: Hi, fools.
How you doing?
721
00:25:05,935 --> 00:25:07,435
� Good.
MAURA: [laughs]
722
00:25:07,436 --> 00:25:08,976
Best Best Friends!
723
00:25:08,979 --> 00:25:10,519
� Whoo!
� Yes!
724
00:25:10,522 --> 00:25:11,862
� Yes.
� Yes!
725
00:25:11,857 --> 00:25:13,607
� I'm really excited.
� I'm really excited.
726
00:25:13,609 --> 00:25:14,779
ANNA: I'm really proud.
� [hacks]
727
00:25:14,777 --> 00:25:16,447
MAURA:
So excited.
728
00:25:16,445 --> 00:25:18,855
So, my mom went ahead
and got us a little something.
729
00:25:18,864 --> 00:25:20,454
ANNA:
What?
730
00:25:21,659 --> 00:25:23,409
MAYA:
[gasps]
731
00:25:23,410 --> 00:25:24,410
Shut up.
� [gasps]
732
00:25:24,411 --> 00:25:25,831
I was gonna say,
I love your hat.
733
00:25:25,829 --> 00:25:27,409
We were supposed to be matching
and you're not matching.
734
00:25:27,414 --> 00:25:29,084
Oh, my God.
� Oh, my God.
735
00:25:29,083 --> 00:25:30,543
You got this?
� Is this felt?
736
00:25:30,542 --> 00:25:32,462
MAURA: No, it's Angora.
ANNA: Oh, no, I know.
737
00:25:32,461 --> 00:25:33,671
I love Angora.
738
00:25:33,671 --> 00:25:35,261
� They look so good
on you guys.
739
00:25:35,256 --> 00:25:36,336
Do you like it, Maya?
740
00:25:36,340 --> 00:25:39,010
� Yeah, it just doesn't fit.
741
00:25:39,009 --> 00:25:41,509
Can you��
742
00:25:41,512 --> 00:25:43,142
MAURA:
It looks really good like that.
743
00:25:43,138 --> 00:25:45,678
MAYA: Oh, okay.
� Let's just��yeah.
744
00:25:45,683 --> 00:25:46,983
� Thank you.
� How?
745
00:25:46,976 --> 00:25:48,266
� We need to look good.
746
00:25:48,269 --> 00:25:51,649
We're gonna be looking at this
when we're 40.
747
00:25:51,647 --> 00:25:53,727
PHOTOGRAPHER:
All right, Best Best Friends?
748
00:25:53,732 --> 00:25:55,532
MAURA: That's us.
� Get ready.
749
00:25:55,526 --> 00:25:56,986
� Oh, wait.
Hang on.
750
00:25:56,986 --> 00:25:58,526
There's something else.
751
00:26:02,283 --> 00:26:03,783
� What?
� Maura!
752
00:26:03,784 --> 00:26:05,084
You're so nice.
753
00:26:05,077 --> 00:26:06,747
� No, no, open it.
754
00:26:06,745 --> 00:26:08,455
Open it.
� Oh.
755
00:26:08,455 --> 00:26:09,615
� [gasps]
756
00:26:09,623 --> 00:26:10,963
MAURA:
They're friendship necklaces.
757
00:26:10,958 --> 00:26:12,378
ANNA:
Oh, my God.
758
00:26:12,376 --> 00:26:14,456
� It's three
and it makes a heart.
759
00:26:14,461 --> 00:26:15,751
I have the middle piece.
760
00:26:17,506 --> 00:26:18,916
� Oh, my God.
� [gasps]
761
00:26:18,924 --> 00:26:20,764
MAURA: I know!
� Incredible.
762
00:26:20,759 --> 00:26:22,889
MAYA:
It says "best friends forever."
763
00:26:22,886 --> 00:26:24,386
� Yeah.
Put it on.
764
00:26:24,388 --> 00:26:27,978
It'll look really good
for the picture.
765
00:26:27,975 --> 00:26:29,055
[laughs]
766
00:26:33,022 --> 00:26:35,482
ANNA: I like them together.
MAYA: Yeah, I like it.
767
00:26:35,483 --> 00:26:37,743
� Actually,
that might be kinda weird.
768
00:26:37,735 --> 00:26:40,155
With two.
769
00:26:40,155 --> 00:26:41,615
� Oh, right.
Sorry.
770
00:26:41,615 --> 00:26:43,195
Yeah, stupid.
MAURA: Yeah.
771
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:44,450
Just the one.
ANNA: Oh, yeah.
772
00:26:44,451 --> 00:26:45,951
Okay, JK.
773
00:26:45,953 --> 00:26:47,503
Just put it safely there.
774
00:26:49,748 --> 00:26:51,078
� Kay.
[laughs]
775
00:26:51,083 --> 00:26:52,133
Let's go.
776
00:26:52,125 --> 00:26:55,245
[Vitamin C's "Smile"]
777
00:26:55,254 --> 00:26:56,594
♪ ♪
778
00:26:56,588 --> 00:26:58,628
Oh, uh, Maya,
I might wanna go in the middle
779
00:26:58,632 --> 00:27:00,472
'cause, like, I have
the middle piece.
780
00:27:00,467 --> 00:27:01,467
� Oh.
� Yeah.
781
00:27:01,468 --> 00:27:03,298
� Well, I��okay.
� Okay.
782
00:27:03,303 --> 00:27:04,393
First pose!
� Oh.
783
00:27:04,388 --> 00:27:07,638
� Okay.
Hold on.
784
00:27:07,641 --> 00:27:09,391
� Charlie's Angels!
785
00:27:09,393 --> 00:27:10,733
� Okay, wait.
� Oh, wait.
786
00:27:10,727 --> 00:27:12,397
� Look hot, guys.
787
00:27:12,396 --> 00:27:13,976
SINGER: ♪ The way that
you want it to ♪
788
00:27:13,981 --> 00:27:16,651
� Um��
� Necklaces!
789
00:27:16,650 --> 00:27:18,240
� Okay.
� Yeah.
790
00:27:18,235 --> 00:27:20,275
� Kay.
� Oh, my God.
791
00:27:20,279 --> 00:27:22,109
Okay.
� Won't fit without mine!
792
00:27:22,114 --> 00:27:24,284
Best friends forever!
793
00:27:24,283 --> 00:27:26,873
SINGER: ♪ Put a smile
on your face ♪
794
00:27:26,868 --> 00:27:28,658
♪ Make the world
a better place ♪
795
00:27:28,662 --> 00:27:31,462
♪ Put a smile on your face ♪
796
00:27:31,456 --> 00:27:34,076
♪ Whatcha gonna do, say,
whatcha gonna do ♪
797
00:27:34,084 --> 00:27:36,174
♪ Put a smile on your face ♪
798
00:27:36,169 --> 00:27:37,839
KATHY: I'm telling you,
a new Anna.
799
00:27:37,838 --> 00:27:39,298
[line beeps]
Like she's possessed.
800
00:27:39,298 --> 00:27:41,008
� Hold on.
Call waiting.
801
00:27:41,008 --> 00:27:43,258
[line beeps]
[clicks]
802
00:27:43,260 --> 00:27:44,390
Hello?
803
00:27:44,386 --> 00:27:45,676
KATHY:
Still Kathy.
804
00:27:45,679 --> 00:27:47,219
� Oh.
805
00:27:47,222 --> 00:27:48,352
[clicks]
806
00:27:48,348 --> 00:27:49,888
Hello?
Yuki.
807
00:27:49,891 --> 00:27:51,641
LEANNE:
Hey, it's Leanne.
808
00:27:51,643 --> 00:27:54,193
Just wanna say thanks
for being so good to Maura.
809
00:27:54,187 --> 00:27:56,647
� Oh, Maura's mom.
810
00:27:56,648 --> 00:27:59,528
I'm just talking
with Anna's mom, Kathy.
811
00:27:59,526 --> 00:28:01,816
Maybe let's all talk.
812
00:28:01,820 --> 00:28:03,270
Uh, hold on.
813
00:28:03,269 --> 00:28:04,689
I'll get��
814
00:28:04,687 --> 00:28:06,147
Let's see.
[clicks]
815
00:28:06,147 --> 00:28:07,517
Kathy?
LEANNE: No.
816
00:28:07,523 --> 00:28:09,733
It's just Leanne.
� Oh, shit.
817
00:28:09,734 --> 00:28:11,614
[clicks]
[line beeping]
818
00:28:11,611 --> 00:28:13,651
[sighs]
819
00:28:13,654 --> 00:28:17,124
SINGER:
♪ [indistinct lyrics] ♪
820
00:28:17,116 --> 00:28:18,446
♪ Love it when you smile ♪
821
00:28:18,451 --> 00:28:21,451
♪ You look beautiful
like that ♪
822
00:28:21,454 --> 00:28:23,584
♪ [indistinct lyrics] ♪
823
00:28:23,581 --> 00:28:26,461
♪ Your dimples are so cute ♪
[laughs]
824
00:28:26,459 --> 00:28:27,999
♪ ♪
825
00:28:28,002 --> 00:28:31,462
♪ I love the happiness and...
smile ♪
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