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MAYA: We haven't spent
a lot of time together.
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It's just been moments
here and there.
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ANNA: ♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo ♪
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CHORUS: ♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo ♪
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MAYA: You know,
if I'm alone with him,
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I can tell him I'm not a slut,
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and I'm sorry
that people know about us.
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I just gotta get him alone.
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CHORUS: ♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo ♪
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♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo,
doo, doo, doo, doo ♪
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♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo ♪
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[mischievous music]
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MAYA: I mean, obviously,
he has trouble
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expressing his emotions,
so if I'm alone with him,
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he can really open up.
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He doesn't like people
knowing his business.
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♪ ♪
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CHORUS: ♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo ♪
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♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo ♪
♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo ♪
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♪ Bah bah bah bah bah bah bah ♪
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♪ Bah bah bah bah
bah bah bah bah ♪
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♪ Bah bah bah bah bah bah bah ♪
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♪ Bah bah bah bah
bah bah bah bah ♪
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[chorus vocalizing]
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� Buh, buh, buh, buh,
buh, buh, buh, buh...
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CHORUS: ♪ Buh buh buh bubby
dub dub dub dubby ♪
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[school bell rings]
♪ Buh buh buh bubby
dub dub dub dubby ♪
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[dial tone beeping]
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CHORUS: ♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo ♪
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♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo ♪
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♪ Doo doo doo doo ♪
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♪ Doo doo doo doo ♪
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♪ Buh buh buh bubby
dub dub dub dubby ♪
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♪ La�la la la
la la�la la la la ♪
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♪ La la�la la la ♪
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CHORUS: ♪ Doo doo doo doo ♪
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♪ Doo doo doo doo ♪
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MAYA: If I was around,
he'd notice me,
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and I think the next stop
would be getting him
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to ask me to be
his girlfriend,
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and then I get my first kiss.
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♪ ♪
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[overlapping chatter]
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MAYA: And if I got
my first kiss,
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then he probably
would ask me out.
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I'd be his GF. Ha ha.
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Oh, my God.
Maybe we'd go to
the same college.
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We just need time alone.
MR. BROWN: Hey, TJ, come out.
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MAYA: But what if he
forgets about me?
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'Cause we haven't spent
a lot of time together.
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It's just been moments
here and there.
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ANNA: Mai.
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� Oh.
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Hey.
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Na...
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I think I wanna join wrestling.
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What?
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[Anna scoffs]
� What?
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[Bikini Kill's "Demirep"]
Jett: ♪ I ♪
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♪ I am hiding ♪
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♪ The you I show to you ♪
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♪ Is just a lie ♪
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♪ You take what you want ♪
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♪ You get what you take ♪
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♪ Lie, so high, high, high ♪
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� Why do you keep looking
over there?
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� I'm not.
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� You just��why��you only
wanna join wrestling
'cause Brandt's here.
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� No, I��stop saying his name
so loud.
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He's literally right there.
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� I just said it��like,
not at all.
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� I��okay.
Listen to me.
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I didn't even know Brandt
was in there.
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� Okay.
� I promise.
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� Okay.
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You were staring right at him,
but...
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� Yeah, 'cause I'm surprised
that I found him there.
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I mean, like, honestly, I have
always wanted to wrestle.
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� Mai...
� What?
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� Girls wrote "desperate slut"
in my chorus folder.
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� Listen to me.
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I hate girls right now, okay?
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I'm over them.
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I just like guys, you know?
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'Cause guys don't gossip,
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they don't talk about stuff
like that, they're not mean.
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I just��I just feel like
if we go in there,
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we can just try it out.
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And if you hate it, then
we don't ever have to go back.
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Okay?
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Just you, me...
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and ten guys.
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That's it.
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� No.
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No, Mai. No.
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� Fine!
Fine.
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But I have an inner voice
inside of me
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that sounds a lot like
my voice,
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and it's telling me
to go in there and wrestle.
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And I��I can't ignore it,
so I have to go,
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and I'd like you to join
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or at least watch
and be a good friend.
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MR. BROWN: Stay low, Sam.
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Lock your hands.
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Slam him!
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MAYA: Hey, M��Mr. Brown.
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I'd like to join wrestling,
please.
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MR. BROWN: Mm�hmm.
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MAYA: Like, join
the wrestling team and stuff.
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MR. BROWN:
Your calves get any bigger,
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you're gonna fall through
the floor.
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BRANDT: Thanks, Coach.
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� That's not something
we do here.
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MAYA: Why, 'cause I'm a girl?
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And I'm, like, stronger
than everyone here, probably.
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MR. BROWN: Uh, yeah.
You could get seriously hurt.
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� Well, um, I think it'd be
kind of messed up and illegal
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if you didn't let me.
� Levels, levels.
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� And I could probably
report it.
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� Okay.
Fine.
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You can shadow.
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Go stand over there and watch.
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� Okay.
Thanks, Coach.
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MR. BROWN: When you come
in here, I want you
ready to wrestle.
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� Coach is making me shadow.
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� Dude, switch with me.
� Sure.
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[Mr. Brown speaking
indistinctly]
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� Whenever Brandt
touches his balls,
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it means he wants a hand job.
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� Bro, shut up.
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MR. BROWN: Focus, focus, focus.
MAYA: Shut up.
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So stupid.
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� Reach in and grab
all your rage inside
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and let it out.
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This is the place to do it,
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not on your mom,
not on your date.
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Handle it like a man.
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[voice fading]
Destroy something privately,
or, better yet, on a team.
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[unsettling music]
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♪ ♪
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Nice!
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♪ ♪
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[Anna grunts]
MR. BROWN: Drive it! Drive it!
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Drive it! Drive it! Drive it!
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Nice, Zablowski.
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Good job.
� [exhales deeply]
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� That was dope.
� Thanks.
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MAYA: Sam cock�block��
so annoying.
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Mr. Brown, I'm, like,
ready to wrestle.
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I've learned a lot
from shadowing.
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� Fine.
TJ, partner up with Maya.
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She says she's ready
to wrestle.
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� Coach, I don't want to.
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� Come on, let's go.
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� Okay.
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[whistle blows]
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Now? Okay.
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[laughs] Stupid.
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I wasn't ready.
Like, what the hell?
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TJ: Coach, can we stop?
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[Maya sighs] I feel weird.
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� Fine, if he doesn't
wanna wrestle,
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I'll wrestle anybody else,
honestly.
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Anybody. Just raise your hand.
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Like, I'm ready to frickin' go.
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Brandt, whatever��
if you want to.
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[muttering under breath]
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[crowd cheering]
ANNOUNCER: Making her way
to the ring,
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Trish Stratus!
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� Why don't you just, like,
talk to him, then?
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� 'Cause I don't wanna be like,
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"Hey, I'm Terra Newback.
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"Let me just talk to you
for a long time
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while you're bored as hell,
Brandt."
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Like...I'm not
freakin' desperate.
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I just want him to know
I'm hanging around and stuff.
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� Maya, I don't wanna hear
about Brandt anymore.
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� Okay, well, that's fine
'cause I'm not talking to you.
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I'm talking to Andy.
� Who's that?
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SHUJI: You serious?
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You've never heard of
Trish Stratus?
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� [quietly]
Trish Stratus.
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� Her muscles are gross.
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� Yeah.
No, she's slutty.
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� Yeah.
� Yo, Trish is hot.
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She's got my mad respect.
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[crowd noise]
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� Hmm.
Okay.
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ANDY: Oh, shit!
� Okay, I can do that...easily.
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� No, you can't, dummy.
� Yes, I can!
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Are you frickin' serious?
Look at me.
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� Maya, no offense but, like,
this B could take you.
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� [scoffs]
Doubt that.
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� Okay, that's what TJ Mulligan
thought
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before I freakin'
kicked his ass.
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Did you see that?
ANNA: Oh, really?
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Oh, what way am I gonna go,
bitch?
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MAYA: Or, what, bitch?
Come at me, bitch.
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� Your dad can't eat anything.
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� Guys, move.
You're blocking the TV.
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� He wants to destroy your ass.
MAYA: Oh, yeah?
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ANNA: Your dad
eats soggy potatoes.
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� And it makes him fart
on your face, Anna!
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ANNA: You're going down.
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Put your money
where your mouth is.
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MAYA: I'm putting my butt
on your face.
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ANNA: You're cheating.
You cannot do that.
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� Hey, yo, go, get her, Maya.
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ANNA: Stop it.
MAYA: You're gonna die,
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and I'm gonna be alive.
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SHUJI: You're so frickin' weak,
Maya.
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ANNA: No!
MAYA: who's weak now, bitch?
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I won.
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♪ ♪
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ANNA: Mom.
The Anna�sthetizer
wants to put you to sleep.
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[grunts] KATHY: Aah!
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Oh, sorry.
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But I just��it's like that,
we were just wrestling,
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and it was like,
"I'm the Anna�ihilator."
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Ooh. KATHY: Anna.
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I have a migraine from doing
energy work all day.
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� Well, I've been wrestling
all day.
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Like, don't make me flip you.
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� Could you take that
gross pillow to your dad?
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He left it on my side
of the house.
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� Yeah, that's fine,
just bring it to his room.
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KATHY: And quietly, please.
� Okay.
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� I can't take it.
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ANNA: Dad?
� [shushing]
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ANNA: Dad? CURTIS: Mm�hmm.
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� Um, do we have channel 151?
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'Cause I want
my Monday Nights Raw.
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� What?
ANNA: Raw.
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I want my Monday Nights Raw.
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CURTIS: I��I��I think we get,
like, to channel one...
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hey, what's that pillow
doing in here?
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� Mom just said to bring it
to you
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because you left it on
her side of the house.
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� I told her already;
she can take it to the dump.
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But you know your mother.
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I mean, she does
whatever she wants,
whenever she wants.
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Don't leave the pillow.
I don't want it.
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� Okay.
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CURTIS: I just never pictured
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your mom and I's marriage
going quite this way, you know.
246
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I've never been more in love
with anybody but her
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my whole life.
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� Oh, yeah?
249
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CURTIS:
Yet you can still end up
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sort of hating people anyway.
251
00:11:02,406 --> 00:11:05,196
You know, if I'm the one that
ends up having to move out��
252
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even if I can only afford
an apartment��
253
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I'm not gonna resent it.
254
00:11:12,051 --> 00:11:14,141
I just want you and your mom
to be happy.
255
00:11:17,103 --> 00:11:19,323
Life can pummel you down,
sweetie.
256
00:11:21,361 --> 00:11:24,241
I hope you learn
how to pummel back.
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� Take me now.
The Anna�ihilator!
258
00:11:28,458 --> 00:11:31,458
[imitating shouting]
259
00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:35,966
[growls] [grunts]
260
00:11:35,974 --> 00:11:37,444
[crowd cheering]
[mutters indistinctly]
261
00:11:37,435 --> 00:11:39,685
[murmuring] Get up...get up!
262
00:11:39,690 --> 00:11:41,400
[grunting]
263
00:11:41,401 --> 00:11:43,361
Ooh! Ah!
264
00:11:43,363 --> 00:11:45,123
You want some of this?
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00:11:45,117 --> 00:11:46,237
[grunts]
266
00:11:46,244 --> 00:11:47,584
ALEX: 'Sup?
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00:11:47,581 --> 00:11:49,041
[crowd continues cheering]
268
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You're hot and strong.
269
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You got my mad respect.
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[cheering stops]
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GABE: So my mom took me
to Kinko's...
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latest installment of Weasels.
273
00:12:12,589 --> 00:12:14,429
Which one do you think
is better?
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00:12:14,425 --> 00:12:16,595
I think glossy really
makes it pop, you know?
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� Cool.
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� Hello?
Hey, dude.
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00:12:22,024 --> 00:12:23,994
I was up until, like,
10:00 doing this.
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Glossy or matte?
� No, either's great.
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Okay? Yo, hey.
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Ha. BRANDT: Ha.
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What's up, Zablowski?
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SAM: Hey.
283
00:12:33,213 --> 00:12:35,723
I'll see you later.
Yo, Brandt, wait up!
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00:12:37,221 --> 00:12:40,731
[background chatter]
285
00:12:40,729 --> 00:12:41,899
� Glossy it is, then.
286
00:12:41,897 --> 00:12:44,777
[school bell rings]
287
00:12:44,778 --> 00:12:47,318
[Maya and Anna singing]
288
00:12:47,324 --> 00:12:49,204
♪ Mr. Brown ♪
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ANNA: Mr. Brown.
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� [laughing]
Mr. Brown.
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� I just thought
practice yesterday
292
00:12:54,255 --> 00:12:55,625
was really inspiring.
� Yeah.
293
00:12:55,633 --> 00:12:57,183
� Your team is well�oiled,
294
00:12:57,178 --> 00:12:59,768
and I was just
honing in my skills
295
00:12:59,767 --> 00:13:01,437
just about all night
last night.
296
00:13:01,436 --> 00:13:04,646
And...do you wanna see them?
You don't have to.
297
00:13:04,651 --> 00:13:06,991
[Mr. Brown inhales]
But I'll just show you.
298
00:13:06,989 --> 00:13:09,039
� Anna!
� And then you take it down
299
00:13:09,035 --> 00:13:10,615
to Brown Town.
� Stop.
300
00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:13,633
� Well, Maya,
I guess you have someone
301
00:13:13,628 --> 00:13:16,008
to fart around with
at practice,
so that's something.
302
00:13:16,007 --> 00:13:18,297
� Well, um, I would love that,
303
00:13:18,303 --> 00:13:20,183
except I already wrestled her
a bunch.
304
00:13:20,182 --> 00:13:22,482
I don't really
feel like that's
challenging enough for me.
305
00:13:22,478 --> 00:13:24,398
I was just thinking
I could maybe
306
00:13:24,398 --> 00:13:27,148
take on Brandt at the mock meet
on Friday or whatever.
307
00:13:27,154 --> 00:13:29,494
� Well, I already beat her
a bunch of times.
MAYA: Well��
308
00:13:29,492 --> 00:13:32,502
� Brandt's the...
best wrestler in school.
309
00:13:32,498 --> 00:13:34,248
Plus, you're different
weight classes.
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00:13:34,252 --> 00:13:35,462
So... ANNA: Oh, that's okay.
311
00:13:35,462 --> 00:13:37,342
Maya and I can just partner up.
[stomps]
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� [sighs]
Um...
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just out of curiosity;
314
00:13:41,809 --> 00:13:44,019
how much weight
do I have to gain
315
00:13:44,021 --> 00:13:46,071
to be in Brandt's class?
316
00:13:46,067 --> 00:13:48,987
� You'd have to gain at least
6 to 12 pounds in a week,
317
00:13:48,990 --> 00:13:51,080
which is unhealthy at your age
and could mess you up.
318
00:13:51,077 --> 00:13:54,287
So please don't try it.
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00:13:55,837 --> 00:13:56,957
� We won't.
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00:13:56,964 --> 00:13:58,974
ANNA: We won't.
� We won't.
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00:13:58,968 --> 00:14:02,598
[White Zombie's
"More Human than Human"]
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00:14:02,601 --> 00:14:04,861
MAYA: You're doing it for me,
323
00:14:04,855 --> 00:14:06,525
but you're doing it
for yourself too.
324
00:14:06,525 --> 00:14:10,025
� Clear, Maya, go!
Clear, Maya, go!
325
00:14:10,032 --> 00:14:11,582
Yeah, Mai. You're bulking.
326
00:14:11,577 --> 00:14:14,457
And you can't stop.
[Maya grunting]
327
00:14:14,457 --> 00:14:16,877
� [yells]
328
00:14:16,879 --> 00:14:23,889
♪ ♪
329
00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:38,464
� This is what it takes.
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00:14:41,094 --> 00:14:42,934
It's better with a little bit
extra...
331
00:14:42,931 --> 00:14:46,481
ZOMBIE:
♪ Yeah, I am the ripper man ♪
332
00:14:46,479 --> 00:14:49,149
♪ A locomotion mind,
Love, American Style, yeah ♪
333
00:14:49,151 --> 00:14:51,241
♪ I am the nexus one ♪
334
00:14:51,239 --> 00:14:53,909
♪ I want more life, fucker,
I ain't done, yeah ♪
335
00:14:53,911 --> 00:14:58,501
♪ More human than human,
more human than human ♪
336
00:14:58,504 --> 00:15:00,094
♪ More human than human ♪
337
00:15:00,090 --> 00:15:02,090
� No, little bitch.
ZOMBIE: ♪ More human ♪
338
00:15:02,094 --> 00:15:03,434
♪ Than human ♪
339
00:15:03,430 --> 00:15:05,690
♪ More human than human ♪
� Ha!
340
00:15:05,685 --> 00:15:06,805
ZOMBIE: ♪ More human ♪
341
00:15:06,812 --> 00:15:07,982
� Sick.
ZOMBIE: ♪ Than human ♪
342
00:15:07,981 --> 00:15:12,321
♪ More human than human ♪
343
00:15:12,322 --> 00:15:15,752
ANNA:
You guys, I'm slamming down
the mac and cheese.
344
00:15:15,747 --> 00:15:18,457
STUDENT
Can I have a bite of yours?
345
00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:20,050
Um, here's the thing.
346
00:15:20,047 --> 00:15:23,297
If you put peanut butter
on the hard�boiled egg,
that's the trick.
347
00:15:23,303 --> 00:15:25,813
� What��what trick?
How is that a trick?
348
00:15:25,808 --> 00:15:28,398
� That is a trick.
You get "yolked."
349
00:15:28,396 --> 00:15:30,736
That's what, um,
Trish Stratus does.
350
00:15:30,735 --> 00:15:33,485
BOY: She's hot.
� Yeah, she is hot.
351
00:15:33,490 --> 00:15:35,450
� And muscle
weighs more than fat.
352
00:15:35,452 --> 00:15:36,962
� [mumbling]
Muscle weighs more than fat.
353
00:15:36,955 --> 00:15:38,245
� That's what people
don't realize.
354
00:15:38,249 --> 00:15:41,379
� Anyway, bro.
Coach Brown got that new mat.
355
00:15:41,380 --> 00:15:43,130
I'm gonna wrestle yo' ass.
356
00:15:43,134 --> 00:15:46,184
ANNA: So if you're
gaining pounds��lbs��
357
00:15:46,182 --> 00:15:48,232
that's not a bad thing.
358
00:15:48,228 --> 00:15:50,268
� Anyway,
I'm gonna go hit the gym.
ANNA: That was so funny
359
00:15:50,273 --> 00:15:51,823
when you did that
the other day.
360
00:15:51,819 --> 00:15:53,399
You gonna eat all your peaches?
361
00:15:56,745 --> 00:15:58,205
Oh, you don't say "bye" now?
362
00:15:58,206 --> 00:16:01,796
Oh, my God, the protein's
going to her fat�ass head.
363
00:16:01,797 --> 00:16:03,677
I'm just kidding. [laughs]
364
00:16:06,682 --> 00:16:09,692
Take a picture.
It'll last longer, you guys.
365
00:16:12,025 --> 00:16:13,945
Girls are so annoying,
honestly.
366
00:16:13,946 --> 00:16:15,026
Hammer fist!
367
00:16:15,031 --> 00:16:18,041
[laughs]
368
00:16:18,037 --> 00:16:19,747
Nailed him.
369
00:16:28,308 --> 00:16:31,308
[soft music]
370
00:16:31,314 --> 00:16:38,334
♪ ♪
371
00:16:52,189 --> 00:16:54,239
[Maya sighs]
372
00:17:07,386 --> 00:17:09,386
MAYA:
It's like I'm stalking you.
373
00:17:09,390 --> 00:17:11,140
[laughs]
374
00:17:11,143 --> 00:17:13,653
Just kidding. [giggles]
375
00:17:22,249 --> 00:17:24,419
Are you mad at me?
376
00:17:27,844 --> 00:17:30,104
� Why'd you join wrestling?
377
00:17:32,562 --> 00:17:34,612
� 'Cause I love WW.
378
00:17:34,608 --> 00:17:36,358
� [scoffs]
379
00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:38,570
� I have for years, seriously.
380
00:17:43,667 --> 00:17:46,547
I'm, like, sorry people know
about our three�way.
381
00:17:46,548 --> 00:17:48,638
� Yeah.
382
00:17:56,067 --> 00:17:58,357
� Are you pissed?
383
00:17:59,532 --> 00:18:01,082
� Yeah.
384
00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:08,759
� Seriously, I'll do anything
I can to make it up to you.
385
00:18:11,973 --> 00:18:13,893
Anything.
386
00:18:15,940 --> 00:18:17,530
� Yeah?
Like what?
387
00:18:22,077 --> 00:18:23,787
What?
388
00:18:33,767 --> 00:18:36,017
[door opens]
ANNA: If you take out
the yolk of the egg...
389
00:18:36,021 --> 00:18:37,571
you fill it with peanut butter,
390
00:18:37,567 --> 00:18:39,527
it's truly like Reese's Pieces.
391
00:18:39,529 --> 00:18:40,989
How can you say "no"?
392
00:18:40,990 --> 00:18:42,490
DUSTIN: It tastes like
my dog's ass.
393
00:18:42,492 --> 00:18:45,002
MAYA: Anna!
ANNA: You can't tell
the difference.
394
00:18:44,998 --> 00:18:46,378
ANNA: I was gonna lift
a tenner.
395
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:47,745
[person wolf�whistles]
ANNA: Be back soon.
396
00:18:47,754 --> 00:18:49,884
MAYA: Anna. ANNA: Okay.
397
00:18:49,883 --> 00:18:52,643
MAYA: Come on, stop��
ANNA: I don't know why
398
00:18:52,638 --> 00:18:54,138
you keep doing this.
MAYA: Stop talking.
399
00:18:54,141 --> 00:18:55,441
ANNA: You want me
to get jacked or not?
400
00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:56,555
� Literally, I was this close
401
00:18:56,563 --> 00:18:57,863
to getting my first kiss
with Brandt.
402
00:18:57,857 --> 00:18:59,147
� How was I supposed to
know that?
403
00:18:59,151 --> 00:19:00,321
I didn't know that.
That's amazing, though.
404
00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:01,700
Congratulations.
� No. Thank you.
405
00:19:01,698 --> 00:19:03,658
It's fine, it's great.
But it doesn't keep happening
406
00:19:03,660 --> 00:19:04,950
because you keep interrupting.
407
00:19:04,954 --> 00:19:06,374
You keep walking in on us.
Like...
408
00:19:06,373 --> 00:19:08,343
� Okay, well, I think that
you should learn to use
409
00:19:08,336 --> 00:19:09,956
a lock on a door if you don't
want people to walk in.
410
00:19:09,964 --> 00:19:11,934
� Well, honestly,
I don't wanna creep him out.
411
00:19:11,927 --> 00:19:14,887
So I'm just closing the door,
and I'm not locking it,
412
00:19:14,891 --> 00:19:16,811
'cause I'm not crazy.
413
00:19:20,945 --> 00:19:22,485
I know it's not personal,
414
00:19:22,489 --> 00:19:24,659
but every time I'm alone
with him, you walk in.
415
00:19:24,661 --> 00:19:27,001
And, honestly,
like, Brandt and I��
416
00:19:26,998 --> 00:19:29,088
he doesn't really know it yet,
but, like,
417
00:19:29,086 --> 00:19:30,796
we want time alone together.
418
00:19:30,798 --> 00:19:32,258
'Cause if we don't have
time alone together,
419
00:19:32,259 --> 00:19:34,139
then we're not gonna be able
to get to the point
420
00:19:34,137 --> 00:19:35,677
where I have my first kiss.
ANNA: Okay.
421
00:19:35,683 --> 00:19:37,903
It's just like,
you're like, "Brandt..."
422
00:19:37,895 --> 00:19:39,725
� Shh.
423
00:19:39,732 --> 00:19:41,112
� No, you're always like,
"Brandt..."
424
00:19:41,110 --> 00:19:43,620
� Shh!
425
00:19:43,615 --> 00:19:44,945
� It's just like, you're like,
"Brandt, Brandt,
426
00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:46,371
"Brandt, Brandt, Brandt...
� Stop. Okay, okay, okay.
427
00:19:46,370 --> 00:19:47,500
� "Brandt, Brandt, Brandt."
MAYA: Stop!
428
00:19:47,497 --> 00:19:48,537
� And I'm like,
"I can't do it anymore."
429
00:19:48,542 --> 00:19:49,922
� Stop!
� Brandt!
430
00:19:49,919 --> 00:19:51,839
� Stop it, Anna!
ANNA: What?
431
00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:53,180
� You're saying his name
so lou��
432
00:19:53,175 --> 00:19:55,175
like, you're crazy, honestly.
433
00:19:59,313 --> 00:20:01,283
� Is that your hair?
MAYA: No.
434
00:20:01,275 --> 00:20:03,355
� Is that Brandt's locker?
MAYA: No.
435
00:20:03,362 --> 00:20:05,872
� Maya.
MAYA: Stop saying his name.
436
00:20:07,412 --> 00:20:10,792
� So, you and Maya in here,
alone, huh?
437
00:20:10,794 --> 00:20:13,934
So that��that was like...
[laughs]
438
00:20:13,926 --> 00:20:16,176
� She keeps
following me around, man.
439
00:20:16,180 --> 00:20:18,270
� Well, you hooked up
with both her and Kone, right?
440
00:20:18,267 --> 00:20:19,727
BRANDT: Barely.
441
00:20:19,729 --> 00:20:22,569
I mean, I don't wanna
get near their big�ass bushes.
442
00:20:22,568 --> 00:20:24,818
Their pussies smell like fish,
dawg.
443
00:20:24,822 --> 00:20:27,292
I mean,
these fingers are clean.
444
00:20:27,285 --> 00:20:29,075
Can't get that stank on me.
445
00:20:29,081 --> 00:20:30,331
[sniffs]
446
00:20:30,333 --> 00:20:33,343
� Big, smelly bush.
[laughter]
447
00:20:33,339 --> 00:20:35,129
DUSTIN: Oh, shit.
448
00:20:35,134 --> 00:20:38,354
Anna and Maya are BSBs��
big, smelly bushes.
449
00:20:38,349 --> 00:20:39,349
BRANDT: Bro.
450
00:20:39,351 --> 00:20:41,111
� Tuna�Kone.
451
00:20:41,105 --> 00:20:44,025
[laughter]
452
00:20:44,027 --> 00:20:46,067
� Yo, Zablowski,
you're funny, man.
453
00:20:46,073 --> 00:20:48,703
[laughter]
454
00:20:52,545 --> 00:20:54,755
MR. BROWN: Flyweight.
455
00:20:54,757 --> 00:20:56,337
Middleweight. Middleweight.
456
00:20:56,343 --> 00:20:57,643
Middleweight.
457
00:20:57,638 --> 00:21:00,638
[tense music]
458
00:21:00,644 --> 00:21:02,444
♪ ♪
459
00:21:02,439 --> 00:21:05,109
Jesus Christ, Kone.
Middleweight.
460
00:21:05,111 --> 00:21:06,491
What did you do?
461
00:21:08,117 --> 00:21:09,997
� [whispering]
Come on.
462
00:21:09,996 --> 00:21:13,036
♪ ♪
463
00:21:13,044 --> 00:21:16,514
� Another middleweight.
� Really?
464
00:21:16,509 --> 00:21:18,679
Does that mean I get to
wrestle Brandt?
465
00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:21,480
� You made weight,
but the pairs are set already.
466
00:21:21,477 --> 00:21:22,977
First round
is you versus Blondie.
467
00:21:22,980 --> 00:21:24,690
Whoever wins gets to wrestle
468
00:21:24,692 --> 00:21:27,112
the winner of, uh,
Brandt and Sam.
469
00:21:28,324 --> 00:21:29,954
[thud]
470
00:21:30,746 --> 00:21:32,286
[whistle blows]
471
00:21:32,290 --> 00:21:36,170
♪ ♪
472
00:21:36,173 --> 00:21:39,183
GABE: Who do you think's
gonna win?
473
00:21:39,179 --> 00:21:42,599
� I don't even know��may��
maybe��maybe Sam.
474
00:21:42,603 --> 00:21:43,693
MR. BROWN: Drive it!
� Maybe.
475
00:21:45,233 --> 00:21:47,323
MR. BROWN: Use your legs, Sam.
Use your legs.
476
00:21:48,865 --> 00:21:49,865
Nice, Zablowski.
477
00:21:49,867 --> 00:21:56,877
♪ ♪
478
00:21:57,883 --> 00:21:58,893
[Maya grunts]
479
00:21:58,885 --> 00:22:00,885
[groans] That was good.
480
00:22:00,889 --> 00:22:02,019
That was great.
481
00:22:02,016 --> 00:22:04,226
ANNA: [mutters] [Maya panting]
482
00:22:04,229 --> 00:22:05,729
[Anna claps]
483
00:22:05,732 --> 00:22:10,322
♪ ♪
484
00:22:10,324 --> 00:22:11,954
MAYA: Get off.
485
00:22:11,953 --> 00:22:14,963
[grunting]
486
00:22:16,629 --> 00:22:17,799
MAYA: Stop! ANNA: No.
487
00:22:17,798 --> 00:22:19,798
[Maya grunting] ANNA: No.
488
00:22:19,802 --> 00:22:21,852
[both panting]
489
00:22:21,848 --> 00:22:24,058
[Maya grunts] Let me win, Anna.
490
00:22:24,060 --> 00:22:25,940
Come on. ANNA: No.
491
00:22:25,939 --> 00:22:27,989
� I need to get to Brandt.
Stop.
492
00:22:27,985 --> 00:22:29,985
� No.
[both panting]
493
00:22:31,910 --> 00:22:34,830
[Maya squealing]
494
00:22:34,832 --> 00:22:36,752
ANNA: Oh�� [Maya grunting]
495
00:22:36,753 --> 00:22:39,053
MAYA: I got you. Lookit...
496
00:22:39,049 --> 00:22:42,059
You stay. You stay!
497
00:22:42,055 --> 00:22:43,425
MR. BROWN: She's out.
498
00:22:43,432 --> 00:22:46,442
[both panting]
499
00:22:49,152 --> 00:22:52,202
� Good match, BSB.
[laughs]
500
00:22:53,828 --> 00:22:57,038
[ominous music]
501
00:22:57,043 --> 00:22:58,463
� Where's Brandt?
502
00:22:58,462 --> 00:23:00,222
� Zablowski beat Brandt.
503
00:23:00,216 --> 00:23:02,426
� You ready for this,
Bowl Cut?
504
00:23:03,472 --> 00:23:04,682
� Don't call me that.
505
00:23:04,684 --> 00:23:06,734
[whistle blows]
506
00:23:06,729 --> 00:23:08,359
[suspenseful music]
507
00:23:08,357 --> 00:23:10,397
ANNA: Fold him
like a ham sandwich.
508
00:23:10,403 --> 00:23:12,783
♪ ♪
509
00:23:12,783 --> 00:23:14,203
SAM: Is that all you got,
Bowl Cut?
510
00:23:14,202 --> 00:23:15,452
MAYA: Stop calling me that!
511
00:23:15,454 --> 00:23:16,464
SAM: I'm not calling you that.
512
00:23:16,456 --> 00:23:17,996
I'm calling you "Bowl Cut."
513
00:23:18,002 --> 00:23:19,462
MAYA: Stop it!
514
00:23:19,462 --> 00:23:22,592
Freakin' asshole!
MR. BROWN: Language.
515
00:23:22,594 --> 00:23:24,974
SAM: Is that all you got?
[both grunting]
516
00:23:24,974 --> 00:23:26,064
MAYA: Get off.
517
00:23:26,059 --> 00:23:27,689
You're ruining everything
right now.
518
00:23:27,688 --> 00:23:29,358
I shouldn't even be
wrestling you.
519
00:23:29,357 --> 00:23:31,647
SAM: Well, at least
I didn't have a three�way
520
00:23:31,654 --> 00:23:32,994
in the closet with Brandt.
521
00:23:32,990 --> 00:23:34,700
� Yeah?
You're just jealous
522
00:23:34,702 --> 00:23:36,752
no one would go to
the frickin' closet with you.
523
00:23:36,748 --> 00:23:38,498
[Sam grunts]
524
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:40,050
ANNA: [shrilly] Whoo�whoo!
525
00:23:42,258 --> 00:23:43,758
SAM: Whatever, BSB. [grunts]
526
00:23:43,762 --> 00:23:45,142
MAYA: What?
527
00:23:45,139 --> 00:23:47,019
SAM: At least I don't have
a big, hairy bush
528
00:23:47,018 --> 00:23:49,228
that smells like fish.
529
00:23:49,230 --> 00:23:50,230
MAYA: What?
530
00:23:50,232 --> 00:23:53,322
[Sam panting]
531
00:23:53,322 --> 00:23:55,872
� I didn't say that.
Brandt and the guys said that.
532
00:23:59,502 --> 00:24:01,842
Come on, fight, let's go.
It's��it's not a big deal.
533
00:24:01,839 --> 00:24:03,179
It's just a��it's just a joke.
534
00:24:03,175 --> 00:24:05,385
Come on, let's go.
� No, stop!
535
00:24:07,851 --> 00:24:09,771
� It's just a joke.
536
00:24:18,163 --> 00:24:20,383
MR. BROWN: Match?
537
00:24:34,279 --> 00:24:37,409
[Maya crying]
538
00:24:37,410 --> 00:24:39,620
ANNA: Here she is,
star of the party.
539
00:24:39,623 --> 00:24:41,463
There's my little athlete.
� Ow.
540
00:24:41,460 --> 00:24:44,420
� You win some, you lose some.
� Ow, stop it.
541
00:24:44,424 --> 00:24:46,344
� Oh, no.
I'm so sorry.
542
00:24:46,344 --> 00:24:47,814
Did I hurt you?
� No.
543
00:24:47,806 --> 00:24:49,056
� Mai, sorry.
544
00:24:49,058 --> 00:24:51,268
I just thought that's what
our buddies do.
545
00:24:51,271 --> 00:24:53,571
You ok��you okay?
546
00:24:53,568 --> 00:24:55,948
� They're, um��
� What?
547
00:24:55,947 --> 00:25:00,917
� They're calling us
"Big, Smelly Bush"��BSB.
548
00:25:00,916 --> 00:25:02,496
� Wait.
What?
549
00:25:02,503 --> 00:25:03,843
[Maya sniffles] Us?
550
00:25:06,426 --> 00:25:08,056
Oh.
551
00:25:08,055 --> 00:25:09,215
[Maya sniffles]
552
00:25:09,224 --> 00:25:10,774
Oh, like,
what is��what is that?
553
00:25:10,769 --> 00:25:13,269
Like��
� It's our pussies, Na.
554
00:25:13,273 --> 00:25:15,783
Our pussies. [sniffles]
555
00:25:15,779 --> 00:25:17,989
That's what the guys
have been calling us.
556
00:25:17,991 --> 00:25:21,251
They've been saying
that our vaginas are hairy
and smell like fish.
557
00:25:21,248 --> 00:25:23,668
� [whispers] What?
The guys?
558
00:25:23,670 --> 00:25:26,720
MAYA: Yeah.
� No, but they're my friends.
559
00:25:26,717 --> 00:25:28,047
� Yeah, well,
they aren't anymore.
560
00:25:28,053 --> 00:25:29,393
[object clatters]
561
00:25:29,389 --> 00:25:32,349
� You can't trust anyone!
Ow!
562
00:25:34,107 --> 00:25:37,197
� [sobs]
Anyone but you.
563
00:25:40,327 --> 00:25:41,997
Our pussies!
564
00:25:41,998 --> 00:25:43,708
[sobs]
565
00:25:43,710 --> 00:25:45,250
ANNA: [whispers] It's okay.
566
00:25:45,254 --> 00:25:46,764
[Maya sniffles]
567
00:25:48,051 --> 00:25:49,601
BOTH: Weasel�shark.
568
00:25:49,597 --> 00:25:53,097
GABE: Half�weasel, half�shark
will kill you and your family.
569
00:25:53,103 --> 00:25:55,193
� Yo, Zablowski.
570
00:25:55,190 --> 00:25:56,610
SAM: Yo, what up?
571
00:25:56,611 --> 00:25:58,031
TJ: Yo, Sam.
572
00:25:58,030 --> 00:26:00,580
What happened with Maya��
you get a boner?
573
00:26:00,577 --> 00:26:01,827
SAM: I said "BSB" to her,
574
00:26:01,829 --> 00:26:03,629
and I probably shouldn't have
said that.
575
00:26:03,625 --> 00:26:04,915
BRANDT: Hey, Sam, you coming?
576
00:26:04,918 --> 00:26:06,838
SAM: Yeah, I'm coming. Hold up.
577
00:26:06,839 --> 00:26:08,589
BRANDT: Ooh, ooh! SAM: Oh!
578
00:26:08,593 --> 00:26:10,563
[Brandt grunts] [Sam laughs]
579
00:26:10,555 --> 00:26:13,385
� Wait.
Did he just...leave?
580
00:26:13,393 --> 00:26:15,863
I thought we were gonna
hang out.
581
00:26:15,857 --> 00:26:17,527
� Let's just go.
582
00:26:17,527 --> 00:26:19,527
Wrestling's kind of gay.
583
00:26:23,623 --> 00:26:25,963
ANNA: One, two, three.
584
00:26:29,217 --> 00:26:31,757
Oh, my God. Are you looking?
585
00:26:33,266 --> 00:26:34,846
MAYA: Yeah.
586
00:26:36,524 --> 00:26:38,284
I don't know.
It's kind of weird.
587
00:26:40,322 --> 00:26:43,962
� I can't tell if it's, like,
big, but...
588
00:26:43,955 --> 00:26:45,745
can you smell anything?
589
00:26:48,046 --> 00:26:50,676
� [sniffs]
Yeah.
590
00:26:50,677 --> 00:26:52,467
Do you?
591
00:26:54,392 --> 00:26:57,982
� I think I smell something,
but it might not be that.
592
00:26:57,983 --> 00:27:01,363
I don't know.
'Cause my mom's cooking, so...
593
00:27:02,951 --> 00:27:06,171
� I'm gonna try mixing it
with something.
594
00:27:06,166 --> 00:27:09,256
� Okay, yeah.
Maybe I have something.
595
00:27:16,144 --> 00:27:17,814
[mist sprays] MAYA: Ow!
596
00:27:17,814 --> 00:27:19,034
� Are you okay, Maya?
597
00:27:19,025 --> 00:27:20,355
MAYA: Oh, shit.
598
00:27:20,360 --> 00:27:22,320
I think I burned it. [exhales]
599
00:27:22,323 --> 00:27:26,123
� Be careful with it.
Maybe it doesn't like that.
600
00:27:26,122 --> 00:27:29,132
� [exhales deeply]
601
00:27:30,715 --> 00:27:33,295
[spray hisses] [exhales]
602
00:27:33,303 --> 00:27:34,813
[hiss] [exhales]
603
00:27:37,061 --> 00:27:39,821
� I only have lip gloss.
604
00:27:39,816 --> 00:27:43,616
� It feels like a little...
animal.
605
00:27:46,204 --> 00:27:48,084
Hmm.
606
00:27:50,547 --> 00:27:54,097
Meow. Meow!
607
00:27:54,095 --> 00:27:55,885
Meow!
608
00:27:55,890 --> 00:27:58,520
I need a little catnip.
609
00:27:58,521 --> 00:28:00,611
[snarling]
610
00:28:00,608 --> 00:28:03,658
Fly! [laughs]
611
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:06,950
Are you still there?
612
00:28:06,954 --> 00:28:09,714
� Mm�hmm.
MAYA: I'm gonna go.
613
00:28:09,710 --> 00:28:11,420
� Love you, bye.
614
00:28:11,421 --> 00:28:12,801
MAYA: Bye.
615
00:28:15,470 --> 00:28:17,140
� [sniffs]
616
00:28:20,607 --> 00:28:23,187
[quiet music]
617
00:28:23,194 --> 00:28:30,214
♪ ♪
618
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:34,890
[smacking lips]
619
00:28:37,766 --> 00:28:41,356
MAYA: Meow! Meow!
620
00:28:41,356 --> 00:28:43,896
[snarling]
621
00:28:43,903 --> 00:28:45,783
Fly!
622
00:28:48,453 --> 00:28:49,543
[fart sound]
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