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[ Man Coughing,
Sighs ]
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[ Coughing Continues ]
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[ Cheech ]
* HEY, HOMES,
WHY DON'T YOU COME ALONG *
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* AND TAKE A LITTLE TRIP
WITH CHEECH AND CHONG *
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* WE'LL TAKE YOU
ON A MAGIC RIDE *
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* WITH BUSINESS
ON THE OTHER SIDE *
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[ Chorus ]
* THE OTHER SIDE
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* WE'LL TAKE YOU ON
A WILD SCHEME *
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* TO PLACES
YOU AIN'T NEVER SEEN *
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* SAY, WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE
SOME ICE CREAM *
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* HMM, LITTLE GIRL
[ Laughing ]
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* YOU'RE GONNA SEE THINGS
THAT ARE OUTTA SIGHT *
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* YOU'LL BE LAUGHIN'
ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT *
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* SO GET READY
FOR SOME NICE DREAMS *
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* HMM, LITTLE GIRL *
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[ Laughing ]
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WHERE WE SUPPOSED
TO MEET THIS DUDE?
AT THE BEACH, MAN.
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BEACH?
THIS IS A LOT OF BEACH.
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WHERE ON THE BEACH?
AT THE END
OF THE BLOCK THERE.
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WE GOT PLENTY OF TIME.
IF WE GET THERE EARLY,
WE'LL JUST REHEARSE.
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DON'T EAT IT ALL, MAN.
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
WE'VE GOT PLENTY. WE'RE RICH.
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THIS LOOKS LIKE
A GOOD SPOT.
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[ Engine Revs,
Backfires ]
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WHAT'S THAT SONG
YOU WERE WORKING ON?
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THAT PROTEST SONG.
"SAVE THE WHALES"?
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YEAH, I GUESS THAT'S IT.
YEAH, YEAH.
PLAY.
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* [ Guitar ]
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* SAVE THE WHALES
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* HEY, FUNKY MAMA
SAVE THE WHALES *
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* HEY, PRETTY BABY
SAVE THOSE WHALES *
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* SAVE THOSE BIG, FAT
FUNKY WHALES *
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* WELL, SAVE ALL THE WHALES
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* BUT SHOOT THE SEALS
YEAH *
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* OH, SHOOT THEM SEALS
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* OH, THE SEALS EAT
ALL THE FISH *
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* AH, SHOOT THE SEALS
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*I NEVER KNOW HOW IT FEELS
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* YEAH
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* AND IF YOU THINK I'M FUNKY
FOR WANTIN' TO SHOOT
ALL THE SEALS *
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* SAVE YOUR BREATH
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* SAVE YOUR BREATH
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HOW YA DOIN'?
IS IT ALL THERE?
ONE, TWO, THREE--
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* [ Continues ]
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* HERE'S AN EXTRA ONE
DON'T GIVE IT
TO YOUR CHILDREN *
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ALL RIGHT, MAN.
CHECK YA LATER.
THANKS A LOT.
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* SAVE THOSE WHALES *
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IT'S GOOD ICE CREAM, MAN.
TRIP OUT.
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[ Narc On Walkie-Talkie ]
THIS IS HOMING PIGEON.
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HOMING PIGEON
TO MOTHER COOP.
COME IN.
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THIS IS A HIT. SCORE!
TOUCHDOWN AND PAYDAY!
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THEY BOUGHT IT.
I MEAN, WE BOUGHT IT.
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HOMING PIGEON.
MOTHER COOP COME IN.
HOMING PIGEON TO SIX-X.
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LIMO PREPARING TO LEAVE.
[ Laughing ]
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THE SARGE IS GONNA CREAM
FOR THIS. WE GOT 'EM!
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THIS IS HOMING PIGEON
TO MOTHER COOP. COME IN.
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MOTHER COOP, COME IN.
HOMING PIGEON TO MOTHER COOP.
[ Woman ] GO AHEAD.
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THEY'RE GETTIN'
IN THE TRUCK,
STARTIN' TO PULL AWAY.
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IN PURSUIT!
THIS IS 38 APPLE BAKER.
OVER.
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WE'RE IN PURSUIT.
[ Woman ] TEN-FOUR. IN PURSUIT.
YOUR DIRECTION OF TRAVEL?
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[ Engine Sputtering ]
HOMING PIGEON,
YOUR DIRECTION OF TRAVEL?
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DAMN IT!
HOMING PIGEON, COME IN.
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THIS CAR'S NOT STARTING.
HELLO! HELP HERE!
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HOMING PIGEON
TO MOTHER COOP. GIMME
THE WHIRLYBIRD UNIT.
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GIMME THE WHIRLYBIRD UNIT!
WE CAN'T GET
THIS SUCKER GOIN'!
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WHIRLYBIRD UNIT,
COME IN, PLEASE!
WHIRLYBIRD UNIT!
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DAMN IT! THEY'RE HEADING
DOWN OCEAN AVENUE NOW.
HOMING PIGEON, COME IN.
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COME IN, WHIRLYBIRD!
HOMING PIGEON TO WHIRLYBIRD.
COME IN!
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AW, SHIT!
[ Woman ] HOMING PIGEON,
PLEASE REPEAT.
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HEY, MAN, THAT DUDE LOOKED
KINDA STRAIGHT
TO BE BUYIN' DOPE.
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DON'T WORRY.
I CHECKED HIM OUT MYSELF.
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HE AIN'T A COP.
I CAN SMELL COPS
A MILE AWAY, MAN.
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THEY SMELL LIKE
COFFEE AND DOUGHNUTS.
[ Laughing ]
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WE'RE RICH, MAN.
HOW MUCH MONEY
DO WE HAVE NOW?
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ALTOGETHER?
LET ME FIGURE IT OUT.
YEAH, ALTOGETHER.
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WE'RE OUT 22 DAYS.
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I WANNA GET ME
MORE GUITARS, MAN.
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00:06:02,295 --> 00:06:05,198
WE GOT $17 MILLION, MAN.
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00:06:05,298 --> 00:06:07,901
NO!
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00:06:08,001 --> 00:06:09,737
NO, MAN.
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00:06:09,837 --> 00:06:14,207
WE GOT 17 SOMETHING.
WE'RE RICH, MAN.
WE GOT A LOT OF MONEY.
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00:06:14,307 --> 00:06:18,145
LET'S BUY A VILLA
IN COSTA RICA, MAN.
THAT'D BE GREAT.
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I'M GONNA GET
MORE GUITARS.
YEAH?
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00:06:21,248 --> 00:06:22,916
I WANNA GET A FENDER.
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00:06:23,016 --> 00:06:26,587
I DON'T LIKE FENDERS.
I'LL GET ONE ANYWAY!
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LET'S GET ONE OF THEM
BIG WHITE HOUSES,
LIKE WITH A VERANDA.
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LIKE WITH A PORCH,
AND BE SITTING OUT THERE
SIPPIN' PINA "COLONICS," MAN.
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00:06:34,361 --> 00:06:36,497
PINA COLONICS?
YEAH.
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WHAT'S THAT?
THEY MAKE 'EM IN A BLENDER,
YOU KNOW?
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00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:44,171
OH, YEAH, YEAH.
WE'LL HAVE
TOPLESS LADIES, MAN.
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00:06:44,271 --> 00:06:46,707
WE'LL MAKE OURSELVES
SUN KINGS.
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00:06:46,807 --> 00:06:49,810
WE'LL BUY A LITTLE LAND,
PUT TWO CHAIRS ON A LITTLE HILL.
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EVERY DAY AT NOON
WE'LL GO UP THERE, MAN,
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THEN ALL THE NATIVES
WILL BOW DOWN TO US,
AND WE'LL THROW 'EM JOINTS.
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I LIKE TO HELP
THE LITTLE PEOPLE.
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THAT'S IMPORTANT IN LIFE.
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00:07:00,087 --> 00:07:03,524
MAYBE I'LL GET A MUSTANG.
BETTER GET
YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE FIRST.
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00:07:03,624 --> 00:07:06,994
THAT PENDEJO JUDGE, MAN.
MAYBE I'LL BUY A JUDGE.
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00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:11,131
[ Laughing ]
THEN I COULD GET
MY LICENSE BACK.
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00:07:11,231 --> 00:07:15,703
I ALWAYS DREAMED,
IF WE EVER MADE IT RICH
I'D GET ME A GUITAR.
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HI, GUYS.
HEY, HOW YA--
WOW!
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HI, LADIES.
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00:07:20,874 --> 00:07:24,612
WE LIKE YOUR TRUCK.
OH, THANKS A LOT.
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00:07:24,712 --> 00:07:27,347
YOU GUY HAVE ANY
BIG STICKS FOR US?
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I MEAN REALLY
BIG STICKS?
YEAH, WE GOT
REALLY BIG STICKS.
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00:07:32,986 --> 00:07:37,290
HOW ABOUT NICE, HOT,
JUICY STICKS? YOU GUYS
CAN GET IN THE BACK WITH US.
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00:07:37,390 --> 00:07:41,228
[ Laughing ]
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COME ON, GET AFTER 'EM.
THEY WANT A BIG STICK, MAN.
DID YOU SEE THAT?
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00:07:45,065 --> 00:07:48,569
THAT'S A '55
BEL AIR CONVERTIBLE, MAN.
MINT CONDITION.
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00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:12,059
BE RIGHT THERE.
YOU WANT A BIG STICK?
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00:08:19,967 --> 00:08:22,335
WE LOST 'EM.
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00:08:22,435 --> 00:08:24,504
NO, THERE'S THE CAR!
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00:08:24,605 --> 00:08:27,507
RIGHT OVER THERE.
WE'LL PULL IN, MAN.
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00:08:27,608 --> 00:08:30,644
WHAT A BITCHIN' CAR,
MAN.
RIGHT.
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00:08:30,744 --> 00:08:33,847
YOU WANT A BIG STICK,
IT COMES WITH
SPECIAL DELIVERY.
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00:08:33,947 --> 00:08:36,850
MY DAD HAD ONE, MAN.
I USED TO DRIVE IT ALL THE TIME.
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WONDER IF THEY WANT
TO SELL IT.
OR GIVE IT AWAY.
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IT LOOKS LIKE DAD'S CAR,
MAN.
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I COULD SURE TELL
SOON ENOUGH.
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TELL BY THE STAINS
IN THE BACKSEAT.
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00:08:50,330 --> 00:08:52,199
GOD, LOOK AT THIS.
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00:08:52,299 --> 00:08:54,167
NAH, THE UPHOLSTERY'S
TOO NICE.
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00:08:54,267 --> 00:08:59,006
* THE MEN ARE HERE
COME ON, BABY, I'M GONNA
STICK IT IN YOUR EAR *
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[ Doorbell Rings ]
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00:09:01,709 --> 00:09:06,346
HEY, MAN, BIG STICK.
HEY, BABY WANT A BIG STICK?
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00:09:06,446 --> 00:09:09,717
UH, HI.
UH, WANT A BIG STICK?
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00:09:09,817 --> 00:09:14,822
WE'RE IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD
GIVING AWAY FREE BIG STICKS
TO ALL THE DUDES WHO LIVE HERE.
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00:09:14,922 --> 00:09:17,991
HEY, MAN, WHERE'S THE BROADS
THAT OWN THAT CAR OUT THERE?
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[ Belches ]
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WE GOTTA GO NOW.
WE'LL TALK TO 'EM LATER.
I WANNA TALK TO 'EM.
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MAN, BE COOL.
TAKE IT EASY.
SEE YA LATER.
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[ Chong ] I WANNA ASK
ABOUT THE CAR, MAN.
[ Cheech ] DON'T GET TOO BIG.
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YOU GONNA ARREST
A BROTHER?
YOU GONNA DO THAT?
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00:09:48,521 --> 00:09:50,624
I WASN'T EVEN THERE,
MAN.
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00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:53,360
I CAN DIG IT.
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00:10:00,634 --> 00:10:05,438
COME ON, BROTHER!
LET ME TALK TO YOU.
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00:10:05,538 --> 00:10:09,176
[ Women Shouting ]
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00:10:19,219 --> 00:10:21,288
[ Phone Ringing ]
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00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:35,168
[ Knocking At Door ]
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00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:38,305
YEAH, PASS.
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00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:43,143
SARGE?
YEAH.
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00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:44,878
WE GOT IT.
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THEY BOUGHT IT.
I MEAN, WE BOUGHT IT.
THEY FELL FOR IT.
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00:10:47,915 --> 00:10:50,851
NOODLES,
CLEAR THIS AREA OFF.
NOODLES!
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00:10:50,951 --> 00:10:53,286
CLEAR THIS AREA OFF.
MOVE IT.
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00:10:53,386 --> 00:10:55,956
THAT'S IT, SARGE.
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00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:58,591
THOSE CLOWNS FELL FOR IT.
GOT 'EM RIGHT WHERE
WE WANT 'EM.
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00:10:58,692 --> 00:11:01,361
WE JUST HAVE TO MOVE IN
FOR THE BUST. THEY GOT
THE MARKED BILLS.
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00:11:01,461 --> 00:11:04,431
WE GOTTA GET 'EM NOW.
COME ON,
GIVE US THE GO-AHEAD!
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00:11:04,531 --> 00:11:08,068
WAIT A MINUTE. DID YOU HAVE
THIS STUFF ANALYZED?
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00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:10,670
WHAT'S TO ANALYZE?
SMELL IT. IT'S MARIJUANA.
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00:11:10,771 --> 00:11:13,640
LISTEN!
YOU KNOW WE CANNOT TRUST
OUR OWN INSTINCTS.
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00:11:13,741 --> 00:11:15,909
TAKE THIS TO THE ANALYZER
AND HAVE IT "LABBED."
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00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:18,946
YES, SIR.
AH!
I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.
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00:11:19,046 --> 00:11:22,415
WHAT DO YOU WANT
US TO DO, SARGE?
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00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:26,519
I WANT YOU TO LEAVE.
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00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:29,522
LEAVE!
RIGHT NOW. WE'RE LEAVING.
NOODLES, LET'S LEAVE!
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00:11:29,622 --> 00:11:32,425
WE'RE LEAVING, SARGE.
WE'LL BE RIGHT OUTSIDE
IN CASE YOU NEED US.
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COME ON, NOODLES!
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00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:38,799
NOODLES!
COME ON, NOODLES,
MOVE IT.
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[ Sniffs ]
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00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:11,899
[ Wicked Laughing ]
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00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:16,970
THE ONLY WAY
TO CATCH A DOPER...
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00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:20,740
IS WHEN YOU YOURSELF
BECOME A SMOKER.
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00:12:27,848 --> 00:12:31,952
SUREST WAY
TO MAKE THEM BLEED...
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00:12:32,052 --> 00:12:34,321
IS WHEN
YOU BUST THEIR ASS...
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00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:37,424
AND STEAL THEIR WEED.
167
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:46,366
[ Knocking At Door ]
SARGE? SARGE?
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00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:50,170
NOT NOW.
I NEED MY SPACE.
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00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:37,717
[ Cheech ]
YEAH, THAT'D BE HIP, MAN.
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* [ Piano ]
* [ Humming ]
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00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:45,425
[ Cheech ]
HEY, RAY,
WHAT'S HAPPENING, MAN?
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ALL RIGHT!
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00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:51,498
* [ Piano ]
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00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:01,942
OH, HI, LADIES.
175
00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:05,845
HOW YA DOIN'?
ALL RIGHT.
YOU GUYS THIRSTY?
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00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:10,750
OOH, I GOT
SOME GOOD WATER FOR YOU.
SUCK IT UP!
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00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,485
YOU'RE SO THIRSTY.
178
00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:16,789
I KNOW.
I HAVEN'T GIVE YOU NO WATER
IN A LONG TIME, HUH?
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00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:19,359
OOH, YEAH.
THERE YOU GO.
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00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:28,435
*
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00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:31,604
[ Sniffing ]
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00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:35,075
OOOH, JUAHACA.
183
00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:38,678
OOOH, SEN SI.
184
00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:41,748
HOW ARE YOU,
MY DARLING?
185
00:14:41,848 --> 00:14:44,084
GOD, YOUR BUDS
ARE GETTING SO BIG.
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00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:47,120
I'LL HAVE TO GET YOU
A TRAINING BRA.
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00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:50,723
GOT SOME LINT
IN YOUR BELLYBUTTON THERE.
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00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:53,660
THERE YOU GO.
NOT BAD.
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00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:56,363
YOU GUYS BE COOL.
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* [ Humming ]
191
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:02,702
[ Camera Shutter Clicking ]
[ Narc #1 ] THAT'S IT
SMILE NICE FOR THE CAMERA.
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00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:04,771
ALL RIGHT.
GOTCHA NOW.
[ Helicopter Blades Whirring ]
193
00:15:04,871 --> 00:15:07,107
[ Narc #2 ] MOTHER COOP,
THIS IS TWO-HENRY-TEN.
COME IN.
194
00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:09,276
[ Narc #1 ]
NICE LITTLE SMILE,
YOU WEED SUCKER YOU.
195
00:15:09,376 --> 00:15:12,745
[ Narc #2 ]
WE GOT THE SUSPECT DEAD-BANG
IN THE FRONT BAY WINDOW...
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00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:16,449
SNIFFIN' THE EVIDENCE.
[ Woman ] TEN-FOUR.
MAINTAIN SURVEILLANCE.
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00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:19,886
[ Narc #2 ] TEN-FOUR.
[ Narc #1 Laughing ]
198
00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:22,355
[ Narc #2 ]
WE GOT HIM! WE GOT HIM!
199
00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:28,928
THAT WAS A GOOD RIFF
YOU GUYS WERE WORKIN' ON,
THAT LITTLE JAM THERE.
200
00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:33,466
WE JUST GOTTA ADD A PART TO IT.
WE'RE GONNA PROBABLY PUT
A BRIDGE ON IT, RIGHT?
201
00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:37,037
LOOK AT THE JOE-PAPERS, MAN.
WE GOT A LITTLE DEAL HERE.
202
00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:40,073
WHERE'D YOU GET THEM?
I GOT A DEAL
WITH 'EM, MAN.
203
00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:42,209
I MET ONE OF
THEIR REPRESENTATIVES.
204
00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:44,911
HE WANTS ME TO TRY OUT
HIS PAPERS FOR A YEAR.
205
00:15:45,012 --> 00:15:47,147
YEAH?
AND LET HIM KNOW
HOW THEY WORK.
206
00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:49,082
WHAT DO YOU GET?
JUST GET MORE PAPERS.
207
00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:54,254
OH, THAT'S HEAVY.
I'LL SAVE A LOT OF MONEY.
I GO THROUGH A LOT OF PAPER.
208
00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:58,491
RAY, WE NEED MORE WINE
TOO, MAN.
WHAT KIND YOU WANT THIS TIME?
209
00:15:58,591 --> 00:16:02,895
SOME OF THIS FUSSY PUSSY.
THAT'S NICE. SMELLS GOOD.
OH, COME ON.
210
00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:08,135
FUSSY PUSSY?
YEAH.
IT'S FRENCH, MAN.
211
00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:10,037
IS THAT MAID
STILL WORKIN' HERE?
212
00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:12,605
[ Ray ] YEAH.
HOW HUNGRY
ARE YOU GUYS?
213
00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:15,675
[ Ray ]
I COULD EAT A WHALE.
GREAT TOSS.
214
00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:18,345
[ Ray ]
SHE SAID SHE REFUSES
TO CLEAN YOUR ROOM.
215
00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:21,548
SHE AIN'T MADE MY BED
FOR A WEEK! WHAT'S WRONG
WITH THAT BITCH?
216
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:24,817
SAID YOU COULDN'T PAY HER
TO GO IN THERE.
I'M SORRY.
217
00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:30,557
WHEN IS DON GETTIN' BACK?
DON SAID HE'D BE BACK
AROUND CHRISTMAS FOR A DAY.
218
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:35,328
THEN HE'S GOIN' OUT--
HE JUST FINISHED
MADISON SQUARE GARDEN,
219
00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:39,832
THEN HE'S GOT A DATE
IN MIAMI.
[ Coughing ]
220
00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:42,001
THEN HE'S GONNA GO--
221
00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:46,839
WELL, HE'S GOT DUBLIN,
AND THEN LONDON.
222
00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:50,110
THEN HE'S GONNA GO
TO SWITZERLAND,
223
00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:53,846
AND THEN HE'S GONNA GO
TO SCANDINAVIA.
224
00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:58,751
HE'S GOT A WEIRD DATE
IN GUAM, AND HE'S GONNA END UP
IN BORNEO.
225
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:01,754
WOULD YOU LIKE YOURS
MEDIUM RARE?
226
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:04,091
[ Chong ]
THAT ONE'S RAW.
227
00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:05,825
DIDN'T HE ALREADY
GO TO BORNEO?
228
00:17:05,925 --> 00:17:10,029
[ Ray ]
HE WENT THERE ONCE,
BUT THEY CALLED HIM BACK AGAIN.
229
00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:12,299
[ Chong ]
THIS IS BURNT, MAN!
230
00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:14,834
HOLD ON.
I'M GONNA MAKE SOME PIZZA.
231
00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:17,104
PUT SOME CHEESE ON IT.
THAT'LL BE GOOD.
232
00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:19,506
YOU LIKE PICKLES
WITH TORTILLAS, RAY?
233
00:17:19,606 --> 00:17:21,941
[ Ray ]
I'M SO HUNGRY,
I'LL EVEN TAKE THAT.
234
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,077
I FORGOT ABOUT AUSTRALIA.
235
00:17:24,177 --> 00:17:26,579
HERE'S A PIZZA.
IT'S GOOD.
WATCH OUT, IT'S HOT.
236
00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:30,483
MAN, DON'T FEED HIM
THAT SHIT.
THAT'S GOOD, MAN.
237
00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:33,853
AFTER HE GETS TO AUSTRALIA,
HE GOES TO--
238
00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:36,556
IT'S BURNED, MAN.
LOOK HERE.
239
00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:39,992
HE'S GOT A LONG,
INVOLVED TOUR, MAN.
240
00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:44,897
THAT DUDE'S NEVER GONNA
BE HOME, HUH?
NO, WE'RE COOL WITH THE PAD.
241
00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:48,535
BUT WHEN HE DOES GET HOME,
HE'S COMING BACK
TO THE STUDIO.
242
00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:50,770
HAVE YOU TALKED TO
THAT ACCOUNTANT LATELY?
GREEN?
243
00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:55,375
I DON'T WANT TO COMPLAIN,
BUT WE HAVEN'T GOT OUR CHECK
IN, LIKE, A COUPLE WEEKS.
244
00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:58,111
WE CAN'T BE DOIN' THIS SHIT
FOR NOTHIN'.
I TALKED TO HIM YESTERDAY.
245
00:17:58,211 --> 00:18:00,680
WHAT'D HE SAY?
HE SAID YOUR MONEY'S
ON THE WAY.
246
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:05,985
AND I WAS THINKIN' ABOUT
A RAISE TOO.
[ Smoke Alarm Blaring ]
247
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,020
THERE'S GOES
THAT SMOKE ALARM AGAIN.
248
00:18:08,121 --> 00:18:12,259
I TOLD YOU NOT TO SMOKE
THAT SHIT IN THE KITCHEN.
IT'S THAT COOKIN'.
249
00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:15,695
GIMME A HIT.
[ Alarm Blaring Continues ]
250
00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:18,998
YOU BETTER GET TWO BOTTLES
OF FUZZY PUSSY, MAN.
251
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:22,735
* SAVE THE WHALES
252
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:33,680
HEY, MAN, REMIND ME
TO GET SOME VITAMIN B-12.
253
00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:38,918
VITAMIN B-12?
AND SOME GRO-MULCH TOO.
254
00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:44,391
WHAT FOR?
FOR PLANTS IN THE GAME ROOM.
THEY'RE GETTING DROOPY.
255
00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:48,895
PISS ON 'EM.
HEY, MAN, SHOW SOME RESPECT.
THAT'S A CASH CROP.
256
00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:51,831
I'M SERIOUS, MAN.
PISS ON 'EM.
WHAT?
257
00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:56,369
I READ SOMEWHERE THAT
IF YOU PEE ON A PLANT
IT'LL DO BETTER...
258
00:18:56,469 --> 00:19:01,274
BECAUSE OF SOME KIND
OF VITAMIN IN YOUR PEE.
259
00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:04,010
I JUST READ IT
SOMEWHERE.
YEAH.
260
00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:09,048
YOU GOT A POINT THERE.
JUST LET YOUR HAIR GROW,
AND NOBODY'LL FIND OUT.
261
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:11,218
"PISS ON IT."
[ Snickers ]
262
00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:14,321
THERE COULD BE
SOMETHING TO IT, MAN.
263
00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:22,562
[ Chong ] YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK
WE SHOULD INVEST IN?
WHAT?
264
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:25,665
A REST HOME
FOR OLD HIPPIES.
YEAH?
265
00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:29,369
'CAUSE HIPPIES HAVE BEEN AROUND
SINCE THE '60s, YOU KNOW?
266
00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:34,407
AND THERE REALLY ISN'T
LIKE A HIP PLACE FOR 'EM TO GO
WHEN THEY GET REAL OLD.
267
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:37,143
THE WAY I SEE IT,
IT'S LIKE A REGULAR REST HOME...
268
00:19:37,244 --> 00:19:39,979
EXCEPT YOU GOT
ALL THE DOPE YOU CAN SMOKE
FOR THESE OLD PEOPLE.
269
00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:42,482
WE CAN CALL IT
"LAID BACK MANOR."
270
00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:45,485
YEAH!
HEY, GREAT!
THAT'D BE HEAVY.
271
00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:48,020
BECAUSE, YOU KNOW,
LIKE--
272
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:52,058
WHAT DO PEOPLE DO WHEN
THEY GET OLD? THEY USUALLY
KEEP 'EM STONED, LAID BACK.
273
00:19:52,158 --> 00:19:54,361
THEY NOD OFF.
YEAH, NOD OFF.
274
00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:59,332
[ Helicopter Blades Whirring ]
275
00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:06,005
[ Cheech ]
WHEN WE TALK TO WEIRD JIMMY,
LET ME DO ALL THE TALKIN'.
276
00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:07,674
'CAUSE HE GETS SPACED OUT, MAN.
277
00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:10,943
WHATEVER I SAY,
JUST GO ALONG WITH IT. OKAY?
YEAH, OKAY.
278
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:14,547
'CAUSE HE GETS ZONED, MAN.
LET ME DO ALL THE TALKING,
AND EVERYTHING WILL BE COOL.
279
00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:17,016
[ Chong ]
YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT TO DO
WHEN I DIE, MAN?
280
00:20:17,116 --> 00:20:20,687
WHAT?
I WANNA GET CREMATED, MAN.
281
00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:24,424
THEN I WANT TO GET MY ASHES
PUT IN A BAGGIE, YOU KNOW?
282
00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:28,695
THEN I'M GONNA HAVE MY FRIENDS--
WE'LL HAVE A PARTY
AND EVERYBODY'LL SMOKE ME.
283
00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:30,863
MIX IT IN WITH
SOME GOOD SHIT, YOU KNOW?
284
00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:32,899
REMIND ME NOT TO BE
ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS
WHEN YOU DIE.
285
00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:36,035
OR YOU COULD SNORT ME
TOO.
YEAH.
OR SHOVE YOU.
286
00:20:36,135 --> 00:20:38,771
HE'S DOING GREAT, HUH?
YEAH.
287
00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:43,443
* [ Classical ]
288
00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:47,580
*
289
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:51,250
[ Cheech ] HEY, JIMMY!
WHATCHA DOIN'?
MAKIN' TWICE PIPES?
290
00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:55,788
[ Laughs ]
WHAT'S HAPPENIN', HOMES?
291
00:20:55,888 --> 00:21:00,393
THIS PLACE IS GETTIN' WEIRDER.
NO SHIT, MAN.
LIKE A MAD DOCTOR.
292
00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:03,095
HOW YOU BEEN, JIMMY?
HMM.
293
00:21:03,195 --> 00:21:06,599
THOSE BUDS YOU GAVE US
THE OTHER DAY, THEY WERE GREAT.
I SWEAR TO GOD!
294
00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:08,000
SMALL. SMALL.
295
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:11,137
[ Cheech ]
THOSE WERE THE BIGGEST BUDS
I EVER SAW, MAN!
296
00:21:11,237 --> 00:21:13,806
YOU THINK WE COULD GET
SOME MORE?
THOSE WERE REALLY GOOD.
297
00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:19,512
WE GAVE 'EM TO
SOME OF OUR FRIENDS.
[ Electricity Buzzing ]
298
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,213
DAMN, ELECTRIC WEED, MAN!
299
00:21:21,314 --> 00:21:26,953
IT'S GONNA BE
MONSTER WEED, HUH?
THE BUDS YOU GAVE US,
300
00:21:27,053 --> 00:21:28,688
THEY WERE VERY REAL.
301
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:31,791
WE WERE DOING THESE TESTS
UNDER CLINICAL
PARTY CONDITIONS.
302
00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:35,728
WE GAVE 'EM TO
A BUNCH OF OUR FRIENDS.
THEY'D LIKE SOME MORE.
303
00:21:35,828 --> 00:21:41,033
DO YOU THINK WE COULD GET
MORE OF THEM BUDS?
NO. NO BUDS, NO BUDS!
304
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:45,738
THEY'RE NOT FOR US.
THEY'RE FOR NEEDY WEED HEADS...
NO BUDS!
305
00:21:45,838 --> 00:21:50,843
THAT GOT GLAUCOMA
DOWN AT THE TEEN CENTER,
LIKE DISABLED VETS AND STUFF.
306
00:21:50,943 --> 00:21:52,645
[ Electricity Buzzing ]
307
00:21:52,745 --> 00:21:57,484
[ Cheech ]
YOU KNOW,
WE COULD PAY FOR 'EM.
308
00:21:57,584 --> 00:22:00,487
WE JUST NEED SOME,
'CAUSE THEY'RE REALLY
ASKING FOR IT.
309
00:22:00,587 --> 00:22:04,023
IF IT WAS JUST FOR ME,
I WOULD SAY "NO."
NO, NO.
310
00:22:04,123 --> 00:22:06,258
[ Jimmy ]
WELL--
311
00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:08,828
YOU THINK MAYBE YOU COULD PART
WITH JUST A FEW?
312
00:22:08,928 --> 00:22:13,633
WE'D PAY FOR 'EM.
I SWEAR TO GOD.
NO, NO, NO.
313
00:22:13,733 --> 00:22:16,168
NO.
[ Electricity Buzzing ]
314
00:22:16,268 --> 00:22:19,406
PLEASE, MAN?
COME ON, PLEASE.
AH-HA-HA!
315
00:22:19,506 --> 00:22:21,641
YES, YES.
YEAH?
316
00:22:21,741 --> 00:22:24,944
HEY, ALL RIGHT!
THANKS A LOT, MAN.
YES.
317
00:22:25,044 --> 00:22:27,780
[ Cheech ]
YOU'RE A REALLY GOOD DUDE, MAN.
WE GOTTA SPLIT. KEEP WORKING.
318
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:30,383
YOU'RE DOIN' GOOD.
ALL RIGHT.
319
00:22:30,483 --> 00:22:34,020
* SPACE RANGER
320
00:22:43,062 --> 00:22:46,899
[ Knocking At Door ]
HEY, SARGE? YOU BURNIN'
SOME STUFF IN THERE?
321
00:22:46,999 --> 00:22:50,102
I SURE WOULD LIKE SOME.
GIMME SOME OF THAT.
322
00:23:02,682 --> 00:23:06,252
[ Cheech ]
IT'D BE LIKE
A TRACTOR-TRAILER.
323
00:23:06,352 --> 00:23:08,821
ONE OF THEM BIG
TRACTOR-TRAILERS WITH
A DIESEL THING ON IT.
324
00:23:08,921 --> 00:23:12,792
WE COULD HAUL THIS STUFF
ALL OVER THE PLACE.
[ Backfiring ]
325
00:23:12,892 --> 00:23:15,428
WE COULD HAVE
LIKE A DISCO IN THE BACK,
YOU KNOW?
326
00:23:15,528 --> 00:23:19,966
AND LIKE
A HEALTH FOOD PLACE TOO.
ISN'T THAT HEAVY?
327
00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:23,603
THEN WE COULD HAVE
OUR WHOLE THING TOGETHER
WHEREVER WE GO, YOU KNOW?
328
00:23:23,703 --> 00:23:27,740
WE COULD HAVE A SLEEPER
AND JACUZZI, A SAUNA.
YOU KNOW?
329
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:31,678
HEY, CHIEF,
HOW YA DOIN'?
GOOD SEEIN' YA.
330
00:23:31,778 --> 00:23:35,414
GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU,
MAN.
HEY.
331
00:23:37,450 --> 00:23:41,320
THIS BUD'S FOR YOU.
WOW!
332
00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:45,558
LET ME LAY
SOMETHIN' ON YA.
THAT'S OKAY, MAN.
333
00:23:45,658 --> 00:23:48,294
HEY, THANKS, MAN.
SHIRTS, MY MAN.
334
00:23:48,394 --> 00:23:51,998
SHIRTS HERE.
THANKS, MAN.
335
00:23:53,666 --> 00:23:56,836
HAVE SOME MORE.
NO, THAT'S GREAT, MAN.
THAT'S ENOUGH.
336
00:23:56,936 --> 00:24:00,673
THERE'S MORE HERE.
THANKS A LOT.
337
00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:04,010
SOME OF THESE BULLS' BALLS.
THESE ARE
THE HOTTEST THINGS GOIN'.
338
00:24:04,110 --> 00:24:06,445
WOW!
THANKS, MAN.
339
00:24:06,546 --> 00:24:09,215
HEY, THANKS.
340
00:24:09,315 --> 00:24:11,551
HERE'S A BAG.
341
00:24:11,651 --> 00:24:13,953
THANKS A LOT, MAN.
342
00:24:25,431 --> 00:24:28,000
CREEP!
343
00:25:00,199 --> 00:25:02,234
THANKS.
344
00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:04,737
OH, WOW!
THANKS A LOT, MAN.
345
00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:23,723
[ Bangs ]
[ Screams ]
346
00:25:23,823 --> 00:25:29,729
WHAT HAPPENED?
I BROKE MY NAIL!
I BROKE MY NAIL!
347
00:25:32,298 --> 00:25:35,167
[ Cheech Choking ]
348
00:25:36,468 --> 00:25:39,071
WHAT HAPPENED, MAN?
349
00:25:39,171 --> 00:25:42,108
[ Mumbling ]
350
00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:46,746
- COME ON, MAN, LET'S GO.
- [ Mumbling ]
351
00:25:46,846 --> 00:25:50,049
COME ON, MAN.
COME ON, PUSH.
352
00:25:50,149 --> 00:25:54,253
UP, UP.
PUSH! PUSH! PUSH!
YOU'RE NOT TRYIN'.
353
00:25:55,588 --> 00:25:58,658
OKAY, ONE MORE!
COME ON, PUSH! PUSH!
354
00:25:58,758 --> 00:26:03,095
- PUSH IT!
YOU'RE NOT TRYING!
- [ Mumbling ]
355
00:26:06,933 --> 00:26:10,536
THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
LOOK WHAT VINNIE GAVE ME.
356
00:26:10,637 --> 00:26:13,305
OH, MAN, I--
357
00:26:16,175 --> 00:26:20,579
* [ Classical ]
[ Cheech ]
HEY, JIMMY!
358
00:26:22,281 --> 00:26:24,516
HEY, JIMMY THE GENIUS!
359
00:26:24,617 --> 00:26:27,253
WHERE IS HE?
I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
360
00:26:27,353 --> 00:26:30,723
HE'S GOTTA BE HERE
SOMEWHERE.
361
00:26:32,358 --> 00:26:35,194
[ Together ]
WHOA!
362
00:26:35,294 --> 00:26:38,330
HEY, HOMES!
363
00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:42,268
ALL RIGHT!
[ Laughing ]
364
00:26:42,368 --> 00:26:46,939
JIMMY!
GOD DOG, MAN!
365
00:26:47,039 --> 00:26:51,678
GOD, MAN!
JIMMY, THAT'S HEAVY-DUTY!
366
00:26:51,778 --> 00:26:55,281
HOW'D YOU GET HIM TO LEARN
HOW TO SMOKE THAT JOINT?
367
00:26:56,348 --> 00:26:59,786
HEY, HOMES,
ARE YOU TRIPPIN'?
368
00:26:59,886 --> 00:27:05,758
WHAT IS THAT?
THAT'S A-- I DON'T KNOW.
THAT'S A LIZARD, MAN.
369
00:27:07,727 --> 00:27:10,362
YEAH, IT'S AN UGLY LIZARD
TOO.
370
00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:14,667
[ Growls ]
SHIT!
371
00:27:16,402 --> 00:27:21,373
JIMMY, YOU SHOULD BE ON
THAT SHOW, "REALLY INCREDIBLE
HEAVY-DUTY DUDES," MAN.
372
00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:23,209
YOU CAN BE
A GUEST WEIRDO.
373
00:27:23,309 --> 00:27:26,245
JIMMY, CAN WE HAVE
SOME MORE BUDS?
THANKS A LOT.
374
00:27:26,345 --> 00:27:28,815
WE'LL TAKE CARE
OF THE PLACE FOR YOU.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT NOTHIN'.
375
00:27:28,915 --> 00:27:34,186
* [ Classical ]
LET'S CHANGE THAT MUSIC,
MAN.
376
00:27:34,286 --> 00:27:38,457
[ Dick ] LOOK.
IT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW.
YOU SEE IT?
377
00:27:38,557 --> 00:27:40,492
IT'S HAPPENING.
LOOK, LOOK, LOOK!
378
00:27:40,592 --> 00:27:44,496
THAT'S INCREDIBLE.
IT'S HAPPENING.
379
00:27:44,596 --> 00:27:46,598
THAT'S AMAZING.
THAT'S INCREDIBLE.
380
00:27:46,699 --> 00:27:49,435
SARGE, LOOK.
IT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW.
381
00:27:49,535 --> 00:27:51,771
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?
LOOK!
382
00:27:51,871 --> 00:27:53,840
THAT'S AMAZING!
383
00:27:53,940 --> 00:27:56,475
IT'S JUST LIKE
THE REPORT SAID.
RIGHT, FU?
384
00:27:56,575 --> 00:27:58,310
OKAY. YES.
385
00:27:58,410 --> 00:28:01,948
WE TOOK THAT MARIJUANA
YOU GAVE US
AND WE TESTED IT.
386
00:28:02,048 --> 00:28:06,218
AND THIS SMOKE NO,
THIS SMOKE YES.
387
00:28:06,318 --> 00:28:08,721
[ Dick ]
NEVER MIND THAT
TECHNICAL TALK, FU.
388
00:28:08,821 --> 00:28:12,859
WHAT HE MEANS IS, ANYONE WHO
SMOKES THAT STUFF IS GONNA TURN
INTO ONE OF THESE LIZARDS!
389
00:28:12,959 --> 00:28:14,560
[ Fly Buzzing ]
390
00:28:14,660 --> 00:28:17,696
WE GOTTA BUST THESE GUYS,
SARGE.
WE GOTTA BUST 'EM NOW!
391
00:28:17,797 --> 00:28:22,568
- CAN WE BUST 'EM NOW?
CAN WE? HUH?
- [ Gulps ]
392
00:28:22,668 --> 00:28:25,537
RIGHT! NOODLES,
COME ON, LET'S GO!
393
00:28:25,637 --> 00:28:28,307
SARGE?
[ Gulps ]
394
00:28:28,407 --> 00:28:32,478
CAN WE GET YOU ANYTHING
SARGE?
BUGS.
395
00:28:32,578 --> 00:28:35,882
BUGS?
WHAT? BUG OFF!
JUST BUG OFF!
396
00:28:35,982 --> 00:28:39,085
GET OUT OF HERE!
NOODLES, COME ON!
MOVE IT! LET'S GO.
397
00:28:40,152 --> 00:28:43,522
[ Woman ]
WOULD YOU JUST LISTEN
TO ME?
398
00:28:43,622 --> 00:28:45,291
HEY, BIG BOY.
COME HERE, SWEETHEART.
399
00:28:45,391 --> 00:28:48,895
TELL THIS NICE OFFICER
WHO I REALLY AM.
ROBBERY UNIT!
400
00:28:48,995 --> 00:28:52,664
WE'RE FREELANCE
ENTERTAINERS.
APPLE BAKER MARY!
401
00:28:52,765 --> 00:28:55,167
DROOLER SPEAKING.
DIG THIS.
402
00:28:55,267 --> 00:28:58,938
YOU HAVE A "GO"
ON OPERATION GET 'EM.
GOT IT?
403
00:28:59,038 --> 00:29:01,373
GOOD!
GO GET 'EM!
404
00:29:01,473 --> 00:29:04,844
NOODLES, NOODLES!
MOVE IT!
405
00:29:04,944 --> 00:29:10,850
LISTEN TO ME. I'M GONNA HAVE
MY ATTORNEY EXPLAIN TO YOU,
I'M A FREELANCE ENTERTAINER--
406
00:29:24,096 --> 00:29:28,567
[ Whirlybird Pilot #1 ]
ROGER, MOTHER COOP.
WE'RE TEN-20 AT TRANCAS BEACH,
407
00:29:28,667 --> 00:29:30,636
MOVING UP
ON BROAD BEACH ROAD.
408
00:29:30,736 --> 00:29:32,771
NOW APPROACHING
CANNABIS CULTIVATION CENTER.
409
00:29:32,872 --> 00:29:35,374
COWBOY, MOVE YOUR ASS
OVER A BIT.
410
00:29:35,474 --> 00:29:39,846
[ Whirlybird Pilot #2 ]
ROGER THERE, PAPA BEAR.
WE'RE MOVIN' OVER.
411
00:29:39,946 --> 00:29:44,216
[ Pilot #1 ]
THERE IT IS.
FOLLOW ME IN.
412
00:29:44,316 --> 00:29:48,187
HOLY SHIT! YOU SEE
WHAT I SEE, OLD MAN?
LET'S TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS.
413
00:29:52,591 --> 00:29:54,460
JESUS CHRIST!
414
00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:58,097
LOOK AT THOSE TITTIES!
HOLY MOTHER OF PEARL!
415
00:29:58,197 --> 00:30:01,133
TAKE US DOWN, OLD MAN!
TAKE US DOWN!
WE'RE TALKIN' ABOUT...
416
00:30:01,233 --> 00:30:04,036
WILD NAKED TITTIES
ON THE BEACH DOWN THERE!
FORGET ABOUT TITTIES!
417
00:30:04,136 --> 00:30:06,605
[ Pilot #1 ]
WE HAVE A BUST
TO THINK ABOUT.
418
00:30:06,705 --> 00:30:12,111
* [ Rock ]
419
00:30:12,211 --> 00:30:19,151
*
420
00:30:19,251 --> 00:30:23,389
WOW, THOSE CHOPPERS
ARE LOW TODAY, MAN.
YEAH.
421
00:30:23,489 --> 00:30:27,126
[ Laughing ]
[ Makes Machine Gun
Noises ]
422
00:30:29,495 --> 00:30:32,498
IF THEY ONLY KNEW
WHAT WE'RE DOING
DOWN HERE, HUH?
423
00:30:32,598 --> 00:30:34,166
[ Sniffs ]
AHH!
424
00:30:34,266 --> 00:30:36,435
[ Narc Officer ]
COWBOY, LOOK AT
THOSE PINK NIPPLES!
425
00:30:36,535 --> 00:30:39,538
NIPPLES HELL!
LOOK AT THEM
TENDER, YOUNG ASSES!
426
00:30:39,638 --> 00:30:43,309
ALL RIGHT,
YOU'VE SEEN THE TITS.
LET'S GET BACK TO WORK.
427
00:30:43,409 --> 00:30:46,278
WHAT'RE WE DOING UP HERE?
PUT HER DOWN.
428
00:30:46,378 --> 00:30:50,216
A-J, CODE FIVE.
429
00:30:52,084 --> 00:30:53,986
THEY'RE GETTIN' LOW!
HUH?
430
00:30:54,086 --> 00:30:56,388
I SAID,
THEY'RE GETTIN' LOW!
431
00:30:57,756 --> 00:31:01,060
WE GOT A RIP
IN THE TARP.
432
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:03,295
SHIT!
433
00:31:03,395 --> 00:31:07,366
[ Chong ]
WHERE'S THE LADDER?
OVER THERE, MAN!
434
00:31:11,470 --> 00:31:15,374
HOLD IT STEADY.
ALL RIGHT, I GOT IT.
435
00:31:17,209 --> 00:31:19,511
GET ME SOME ROPE, MAN.
436
00:31:19,611 --> 00:31:21,847
WHAT?
GET ME SOME ROPE.
437
00:31:21,948 --> 00:31:24,116
ROPE? WHAT KIND?
HURRY UP!
438
00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:28,387
NEVER MIND WHAT KIND!
DON'T BE SO STUPID!
GET ME SOME ROPE!
439
00:31:29,155 --> 00:31:31,023
HURRY UP!
ALL RIGHT!
440
00:31:31,123 --> 00:31:34,560
- HEY, I GOT SOME!
- [ Chong Yelling ]
441
00:31:37,463 --> 00:31:39,865
I GOT THE ROPE, MAN.
ARE YOU OKAY?
442
00:31:39,966 --> 00:31:42,969
MAN, ARE YOU OKAY?
[ Groaning ]
YEAH.
443
00:31:43,069 --> 00:31:47,573
NEVER MIND ABOUT ME, MAN.
FIX THE TARP.
444
00:31:55,114 --> 00:31:56,949
HAND ME THE FLAP.
445
00:31:57,049 --> 00:31:59,251
I NEED SOME ROPE!
WELL, PUT THE ROPE ON IT.
446
00:31:59,351 --> 00:32:03,122
WHERE'S THE ROPE?
IT'S ON THE FLOOR.
I DON'T KNOW. HURRY UP.
447
00:32:03,222 --> 00:32:08,460
- [ Pilot #1 ] OKAY, COWBOY,
LET'S SET THESE BIRDS DOWN.
- ROGER, PAPA BEAR.
448
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:11,930
- HERE IT COMES. HURRY!
- DO SOMETHING!
449
00:32:12,031 --> 00:32:14,233
THERE HE IS!
THERE HE IS!
450
00:32:14,333 --> 00:32:17,936
LOOK OUT!
HEY, YOU'RE LEANIN'
ON MY STICK!
451
00:32:21,607 --> 00:32:23,509
GET BACK OVER THERE.
452
00:32:29,348 --> 00:32:33,319
HEY, COWBOY,
WHERE THE HELL YOU GOIN'?
HE'S ON MY STICK!
453
00:32:37,123 --> 00:32:41,060
HEY, GET OFF MY STICK!
454
00:33:01,447 --> 00:33:05,517
- COWBOY, WE'RE SETTIN' DOWN
ON THE BEACH.
- I'M COMIN', BABY.
455
00:33:05,617 --> 00:33:08,520
SIT RIGHT IN MY FACE AND
BEAT ME WITH A WET TOWEL.
456
00:33:13,725 --> 00:33:19,065
PAPA BEAR, THOSE TWO SUSPECTS
ARE FLYING THE COOP!
457
00:33:20,932 --> 00:33:24,636
[ Engine Sputtering ]
458
00:33:26,772 --> 00:33:30,942
I HEAR YOU, COWBOY.
WE'RE TRYING TO FIND
A PLACE TO SIT.
459
00:33:31,043 --> 00:33:34,346
MAN, LOOK AT THAT!
460
00:33:50,429 --> 00:33:54,833
[ Groaning ]
461
00:33:54,933 --> 00:33:56,635
HEY, MAN!
COME ON!
462
00:33:56,735 --> 00:33:59,238
QUIT FUCKIN' AROUND.
WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!
463
00:33:59,338 --> 00:34:02,508
YOU'RE GETTIN' TOO LAID BACK!
COME ON!
464
00:34:07,279 --> 00:34:11,016
[ Pilot #1 ]
MOTHER COOP, WE HAVE
TWO SUSPECTS IN CUSTODY.
465
00:34:11,117 --> 00:34:14,220
RETURNING TO BASE.
466
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:18,690
[ Dick ]
STOP IT, NOODLES!
NOODLES, STOP IT.
467
00:34:18,790 --> 00:34:21,093
NO MORE!
STOP IT!
468
00:34:21,193 --> 00:34:24,463
STOP IT!
JESUS, NOODLES,
YOU'RE DRIVING ME NUTS.
469
00:34:24,563 --> 00:34:27,866
TURN THAT DAMN TV OFF,
WILL YA?
470
00:34:27,966 --> 00:34:30,202
IT'S GIVING ME
A HEADACHE.
471
00:34:30,302 --> 00:34:34,406
MY EYES ARE KILLING ME.
LET'S GET SOME LIGHT ON.
472
00:34:36,275 --> 00:34:39,511
ALL RIGHT,
YOU TWO GUYS.
473
00:34:41,247 --> 00:34:44,750
WE'RE GONNA GO THROUGH IT
ONE MORE TIME, BOYS.
474
00:34:44,850 --> 00:34:47,253
WHERE ARE THOSE TWO GUYS?
475
00:34:47,353 --> 00:34:49,255
WHO'S YOUR BOSS?
476
00:34:49,355 --> 00:34:53,091
ARE YOU WORKIN' FOR THEM?
HUH? COME ON!
477
00:34:54,593 --> 00:34:57,929
HI, SARGE.
478
00:34:58,029 --> 00:35:01,933
I CAN'T GET A DAMN THING
OUT OF THESE TWO GUYS.
THEY AIN'T TALKIN'.
479
00:35:02,033 --> 00:35:04,670
SARGE.
480
00:35:06,405 --> 00:35:08,540
THIS IS ALL
I COULD GET OUT OF 'EM.
481
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:11,443
BUDS. GOOD. BIG.
482
00:35:11,543 --> 00:35:15,281
GOOD, BUDS, BIG.
BIG GOOD BUDS.
GOOD BIG BUDS.
483
00:35:15,381 --> 00:35:18,750
GOOD--
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
TO MAKE OF IT, SARGE.
484
00:35:18,850 --> 00:35:22,053
BIG.
BIG?
485
00:35:22,154 --> 00:35:25,391
BIG, BIG, BIG.
BIG BUDS.
BIG GOOD--
486
00:35:25,491 --> 00:35:29,561
MR. BIG! AH, MR. BIG!
NOODLES, IT'S MR. BIG!
487
00:35:29,661 --> 00:35:32,498
MR. BIG IS GOOD.
MR. BIG IS BUD.
488
00:35:32,598 --> 00:35:36,001
MR. BIG IS BUD'S--
BUD GOOD.
MR. BIG IS BUD GOOD.
489
00:35:36,101 --> 00:35:39,471
THAT'S IT. WE GOTTA BUST
BUD GOOD, RIGHT?
490
00:35:39,571 --> 00:35:41,573
WE GOTTA BUST HIM,
SARGE?
491
00:35:41,673 --> 00:35:44,176
NO, NO, I KNEW THAT.
NOODLES, WHY DON'T YOU
HELP ME?
492
00:35:44,276 --> 00:35:46,678
TAIL.
TAIL, TAIL.
WE TAIL BUD GOOD!
493
00:35:46,778 --> 00:35:49,815
TAIL.
THAT'S WHAT WE DO.
WE TAIL BUD GOOD.
494
00:35:49,915 --> 00:35:51,817
I KNEW IT.
YOU'RE A GENIUS.
495
00:35:51,917 --> 00:35:54,586
WE TAIL BUD GOOD
TO MR. BIG.
496
00:35:54,686 --> 00:35:57,122
THAT'S IT!
LET'S GET THESE TWO GUYS
OUTTA HERE!
497
00:35:57,223 --> 00:36:00,559
[ Snarls ]
NO, I'LL LEAVE 'EM. YOU'LL
PROBABLY WANT TO TALK TO HIM.
498
00:36:00,659 --> 00:36:03,094
YOU'RE COMIN' WITH US.
COME ON, LET'S GO.
COME ON! GET IT UP!
499
00:36:03,195 --> 00:36:07,132
COME ON, NOODLES, WE GOT
WORK TO DO. WE'RE TAILIN'
BUD GOOD TO MR. BIG.
500
00:36:07,233 --> 00:36:11,803
WE GOTTA FIND BUD GOOD.
YOU'RE COMING WITH US.
MOVE IT! MOVE IT!
501
00:36:11,903 --> 00:36:15,073
GOOD LUCK, SARGE.
BUT I COULDN'T GET
A DAMN THING OUTTA THAT GUY.
502
00:36:15,173 --> 00:36:17,809
COME ON, MOVE IT!
503
00:36:27,453 --> 00:36:33,058
YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL EYES.
504
00:36:33,158 --> 00:36:35,827
YES, YOU DO.
505
00:36:39,931 --> 00:36:42,268
HUH?
506
00:36:48,974 --> 00:36:51,243
AH, YEAH.
507
00:36:57,583 --> 00:36:59,718
[ Cheech ]
DOESN'T THAT SOUND LIKE
A GOOD IDEA?
508
00:36:59,818 --> 00:37:02,654
WE'LL BUT SOME LAND,
WE'LL START VATOLAND.
509
00:37:02,754 --> 00:37:05,391
[ Chong ]
VATOLAND?
JUST LIKE DISNEYLAND, MAN.
510
00:37:05,491 --> 00:37:07,526
EXCEPT FOR VATOS,
RIGHT?
511
00:37:07,626 --> 00:37:12,598
WE CAN GET LAND IN FONTANA
BY THE GYPSUM PLANT.
IT'D BE HEAVY.
512
00:37:13,632 --> 00:37:15,534
I'D LIKE TO START
GUITARLAND.
513
00:37:15,634 --> 00:37:18,437
NO, WE COULD HAVE
GUITARLAND IN VATOLAND.
514
00:37:18,537 --> 00:37:23,942
JUST GUITARS. EVERYWHERE
YOU GO, THERE'S A GUITAR THERE.
YEAH, THAT'D BE HEAVY.
515
00:37:24,042 --> 00:37:28,780
IN VATOLAND, THE RIDES
WOULD BE LOW RIDES, MAN.
GET IT?
516
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:30,882
EXCUSE ME, SIR.
YEAH.
517
00:37:30,982 --> 00:37:35,120
YOU COULD HAVE WALLS
YOU COULD RENT SPRAY CANS ON.
JUST DO YOUR OWN GRAFFITI.
518
00:37:35,220 --> 00:37:37,423
THAT'D BE HEAVY,
HUH?
519
00:37:37,523 --> 00:37:40,258
HAVE GANG FIGHTS.
YEAH!
520
00:37:40,359 --> 00:37:43,395
EVERY NIGHT YOU COULD
BRING IN A DIFFERENT GANG,
LIKE A GUEST GANG.
521
00:37:43,495 --> 00:37:46,365
SPECIAL GUEST APPEARANCES.
WOULDN'T THAT BE HEAVY?
522
00:37:46,465 --> 00:37:49,067
WHOO, MAMA!
LOOKY HERE!
523
00:37:49,167 --> 00:37:51,303
AH, HEY.
524
00:37:51,403 --> 00:37:55,374
OH!
DO I KNOW YOU?
I HOPE NOT.
525
00:37:55,474 --> 00:37:58,810
DO YOU KNOW ME?
DO I KNOW YOU?
NO, I DON'T KNOW YOU.
526
00:37:58,910 --> 00:38:02,581
THAT'S WHY I CARRY
AMERICAN EXPRESS.
ISN'T THAT FUNNY?
527
00:38:02,681 --> 00:38:06,852
SERIOUSLY, YOU LOOK
VERY FAMILIAR TO ME.
YEAH, NO PROBLEM THERE.
528
00:38:06,952 --> 00:38:11,222
NO, YOU DO!
WHEN I REMEMBER,
I WILL REMEMBER.
529
00:38:11,323 --> 00:38:13,525
ALWAYS THE BEASTS
REMEMBER ME.
530
00:38:13,625 --> 00:38:15,494
WHO WAS THAT?
I DON'T KNOW, MAN!
531
00:38:15,594 --> 00:38:19,565
YOU CAN TELL ME, MAN.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU DO
AT NIGHT.
532
00:38:19,665 --> 00:38:24,636
I REMEMBER!
I REMEMBER!
533
00:38:24,736 --> 00:38:28,740
YOO-HOO-HOO!
YOU'RE SO WONDERFUL.
534
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:31,910
I MUST'VE BEEN DRUNK.
I WAS A FLOWER CHILD TOO,
YOU KNOW.
535
00:38:32,010 --> 00:38:36,915
SITTING ON THE GRASS, LISTENING
TO YOUR MUSIC PERMEATE THE AIR.
YOU'RE BRILLIANT!
536
00:38:37,015 --> 00:38:41,387
OH, MY GOD!
I HAVE EVERY ALBUM
YOU EVER MADE!
537
00:38:41,487 --> 00:38:44,089
HOW THEY USED TO SCREAM
FOR YOU AND DIE FOR YOU.
538
00:38:44,189 --> 00:38:49,361
YOU'RE HOLDIN' UP
BEAUTIFULLY. YOU ARE
HOLDING UP SO WELL.
539
00:38:49,461 --> 00:38:52,230
GUESS WHAT.
I HANDLE MUSICIANS
MYSELF.
540
00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:57,002
YOU DO?
I DO, AND THEY'RE BRILLIANT.
THEY'RE CALLED THE HOT ROLLERS.
541
00:38:57,102 --> 00:38:59,905
AH, A SIGN OF THE TIMES,
RIGHT?
542
00:39:00,005 --> 00:39:02,040
GIRLS, COME HERE.
543
00:39:02,140 --> 00:39:05,711
GET READY FOR THEM.
THEY'RE WONDERFUL.
YEAH. NOW WE'RE TALKIN'.
544
00:39:05,811 --> 00:39:10,416
THIS HERE IS BRUNETTA.
THIS IS AUBURNETTA.
545
00:39:10,516 --> 00:39:12,384
THIS IS PLATINUM.
546
00:39:12,484 --> 00:39:16,588
HI.
THIS IS--
THERE'S ASH.
547
00:39:16,688 --> 00:39:18,657
RIGHT OVER THERE
IS DISHWATER.
548
00:39:18,757 --> 00:39:21,359
- CAN THEY PLAY?
- THEY PLAY WONDERFUL!
549
00:39:21,460 --> 00:39:25,431
I'D LIKE TO PLAY WITH THEM.
OH, CAN THEY PLAY!
I DON'T HANDLE BUMPKINS.
550
00:39:25,531 --> 00:39:27,633
GIRLS, HOLD YOURSELVES.
551
00:39:27,733 --> 00:39:30,736
MEET JERRY GARCIA
OF THE GRATEFUL DEAD.
552
00:39:30,836 --> 00:39:33,605
[ Girls Cheering ]
JERRY GARCIA, MAN!
553
00:39:37,275 --> 00:39:40,912
WE CLAP FOR YOU.
WE CLAP FOR YOU.
554
00:39:41,012 --> 00:39:45,584
- I'M NOT JERRY-- QUIT KICKIN'!
QUIT KICKIN', MAN!
- ISN'T HE WONDERFUL?
555
00:39:45,684 --> 00:39:47,953
I'M NOT JERRY GARCIA.
I'M SANTANA.
556
00:39:48,053 --> 00:39:52,491
YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL TAN,
MAN. BEAUTIFUL.
557
00:39:52,591 --> 00:39:55,494
I'M SORRY.
THAT'S OKAY.
558
00:39:55,594 --> 00:40:00,532
- I HANDLE MUSICIANS TOO.
- [ Woman ] MY YOUTH
CAME FLASHING BACK!
559
00:40:00,632 --> 00:40:03,835
MY FOOT IS IN MY MOUTH!
OH, MY GOD!
560
00:40:03,935 --> 00:40:07,739
LISTEN, I WAS BORN
TO MAKE MISTAKES
LIKE ANYBODY ELSE.
561
00:40:07,839 --> 00:40:11,810
I'M SORRY. FORGIVE US.
WE DIDN'T MEAN IT.
562
00:40:11,910 --> 00:40:15,914
HAVE A WONDERFUL DINNER.
ENJOY THIS RESTAURANT.
563
00:40:16,014 --> 00:40:19,718
PLEASE. ALL RIGHT.
THANK YOU. I'M SORRY.
THAT'S OKAY.
564
00:40:19,818 --> 00:40:23,855
MAYBE WE CAN GET TOGETHER
AND PARTY LATER. YEAH.
565
00:40:23,955 --> 00:40:27,493
- ALL RIGHT.
- THAT BROAD STOLE OUR FOOD.
566
00:40:27,593 --> 00:40:29,695
HEY, GARGOYLE,
MORE FOOD!
567
00:40:29,795 --> 00:40:32,230
WE'RE RICH.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, MAN.
568
00:40:32,330 --> 00:40:34,733
EXCUSE.
I'M SO SORRY.
569
00:40:34,833 --> 00:40:39,237
YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S HERE.
DO YOU KNOW HOW SORRY I AM?
570
00:40:39,337 --> 00:40:42,608
DON'T FEEL BAD
YOU'RE NOT HIM.
HE'S HIM AND YOU'RE YOU,
571
00:40:42,708 --> 00:40:45,711
AND YOU'RE FINE
JUST THE WAY YOU ARE,
YOU KNOW?
572
00:40:45,811 --> 00:40:48,446
FORGET ABOUT HIM!
I WANNA MEET YOU.
573
00:40:48,547 --> 00:40:50,982
MY NAME IS SIDNEY
AND I'M AN AGENT.
574
00:40:51,082 --> 00:40:54,419
I AM AN AGENT HERE!
HOW CAN YOU TELL?
575
00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:57,288
GUESS WHAT. I HANDLE
LOOK-ALIKES. YES!
YOU DO?
576
00:40:57,388 --> 00:41:03,495
AND IF EVER YOU ARE HUNGRY,
SAD AND LAMENTING, STARVING,
I WANT YOU TO CALL ME.
577
00:41:03,595 --> 00:41:05,764
I'M GONNA GIVE YOU
MY CARD.
SURE, GIVE ME THE CARD.
578
00:41:05,864 --> 00:41:09,267
YOU CALL ME,
GOD BLESS YOU.
I'LL CALL YOU.
579
00:41:09,367 --> 00:41:12,638
HERE'S MY CARD.
GIVE HER A CALL, MAN.
CALL HER LATE AT NIGHT.
580
00:41:12,738 --> 00:41:15,707
THIS IS MY CARD.
SIDNEY THE AGENT.
THERE'S MY PHONE NUMBER.
581
00:41:15,807 --> 00:41:21,613
WHEN YOU CALL,
AND I HOPE YOU DO--
[ Laughs ]
582
00:41:21,713 --> 00:41:24,182
I WANT YOU TO WAIT
20 RINGS...
583
00:41:24,282 --> 00:41:26,885
BECAUSE I HAVE TO CLIMB DOWN
TWO FLIGHTS OF STAIRS
TO THE PHONE BOOTH.
584
00:41:26,985 --> 00:41:32,057
BUT I'M TRYIN', YOU KNOW?
WE'RE ALL TRYIN'!
585
00:41:32,157 --> 00:41:36,528
I WANT YOU TO KNOW
THAT YOU'RE A BLESSED PERSON.
586
00:41:36,628 --> 00:41:41,833
HAVE A GOOD TIME.
ENJOY, PLEASE.
ALL RIGHT.
587
00:41:41,933 --> 00:41:45,804
SHE DID IT AGAIN, MAN.
SHE STOLE MY PLATE THAT TIME.
588
00:41:45,904 --> 00:41:49,975
GARGOYLE, MORE FOOD!
WE'RE RICH, MAN.
589
00:41:52,343 --> 00:41:55,113
WHAT YOU WANT?
A LOBSTER.
590
00:41:55,213 --> 00:41:59,785
OH, MAN, LOOK WHAT'S
COMIN' IN THE DOOR THIS TIME.
591
00:42:03,855 --> 00:42:06,291
WE'RE ALL RIGHT, NOW.
592
00:42:06,391 --> 00:42:08,894
IT'S THE NIGHT
OF THE LIVING DEAD.
593
00:42:08,994 --> 00:42:11,597
ALL RIGHT!
594
00:42:11,697 --> 00:42:15,233
AHH!
I DON'T BELIEVE IT!
595
00:42:15,333 --> 00:42:18,804
I DON'T BELIEVE IT!
MY BABY!
596
00:42:18,904 --> 00:42:21,072
YO, SHIT!
597
00:42:23,875 --> 00:42:27,378
WHERE'D YOU GO, MY BABY?
598
00:42:27,478 --> 00:42:30,348
IT'S YOUR TURN.
599
00:42:30,448 --> 00:42:32,918
HI. HELLO.
600
00:42:33,018 --> 00:42:36,254
I LOVE YOU.
HOW COME YOU DIDN'T CALL ME?
601
00:42:36,354 --> 00:42:40,491
YOU'RE THE GUY FROM
THE HAMBURGER TRAIN, RIGHT?
NOPE.
602
00:42:40,592 --> 00:42:43,394
YEAH, HAMBURGER.
[ Sniffles ]
603
00:42:43,494 --> 00:42:48,233
YOU'RE BITIN' ME. WHAT?
DO YOU STILL HAVE
MY PANTIES?
604
00:42:48,333 --> 00:42:50,468
MY PANTIES!
DONNA!
605
00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:52,503
YES, IT'S ME!
606
00:42:52,604 --> 00:42:57,475
I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU!
AH, YOU PENDEJO!
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
607
00:42:57,575 --> 00:42:59,144
I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL
WITH THIS CHICK.
608
00:42:59,244 --> 00:43:02,480
[ Donna ]
WE WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL
TOGETHER.
609
00:43:02,580 --> 00:43:07,352
MMM, YOU KNOW ABOUT
THOSE GIRLS THEY'RE DIPPING
IN WAX AT THE WAX MUSEUM?
610
00:43:07,452 --> 00:43:10,355
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE, MAN.
HEY!
611
00:43:10,455 --> 00:43:14,893
[ Mumbling ]
SISTER QUAALUDE.
612
00:43:14,993 --> 00:43:20,198
GOOD EVENING. HOW WOULD YOU
LIKE TO CHERISH THIS MOMENT
IN PICTURES?
613
00:43:20,298 --> 00:43:24,102
WE HAVE WALLET-SIZE FOR $5.
IF YOU HAVE A BIG WALLET,
IT'S $10.
614
00:43:24,202 --> 00:43:26,171
NO, THANKS.
YOU'RE A LOVELY GROUP.
615
00:43:26,271 --> 00:43:31,142
I WANT A PICTURE!
GET YOUR PICTURE TAKEN.
WE'LL PAY FOR IT.
616
00:43:31,242 --> 00:43:32,878
I WANT A MEMORY OF YOU.
617
00:43:32,978 --> 00:43:38,850
LISTEN, I HAVE A PICTURE--
I WANT A PICTURE
OF MY TATTOO.
618
00:43:38,950 --> 00:43:41,186
IT'S VERY SPECIAL.
OKAY?
619
00:43:41,286 --> 00:43:43,722
MAYBE YOUR FRIEND WOULD LIKE
TO GET INTO THE PICTURE.
620
00:43:43,822 --> 00:43:47,392
EVERYBODY COME IN
THE PICTURE.
NO, GO AHEAD.
621
00:43:47,492 --> 00:43:48,960
ALL RIGHT.
622
00:43:49,060 --> 00:43:53,899
I HAVE A TATTOO
OF ALL MY BOYFRIENDS.
623
00:43:56,668 --> 00:44:02,307
GOT THE PICTURE?
REALLY, YOU BETTER LOOK AT IT.
624
00:44:05,176 --> 00:44:07,078
NEATO!
625
00:44:08,947 --> 00:44:11,582
THIS PLACE IS FUN.
I LIKE THIS PLACE.
626
00:44:11,683 --> 00:44:14,820
SIT DOWN, BABY.
CALL ME!
627
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:18,156
[ Excited Chattering ]
628
00:44:18,256 --> 00:44:21,092
SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A NUN.
SHE WAS GOING IN THE CONVENT
THE NEXT DAY.
629
00:44:21,192 --> 00:44:26,531
THEN WE HAD A DATE
AND SHE NEVER MADE IT
TO THE CONVENT.
630
00:44:26,631 --> 00:44:29,701
SHE'S BEEN CHEWIN'
DISCO BISCUITS, MAN.
631
00:44:29,801 --> 00:44:33,238
SOME WILD PEOPLE, MAN.
632
00:44:33,338 --> 00:44:35,073
DONNA?
633
00:44:35,173 --> 00:44:39,044
WHERE'D SHE GO?
[ Donna Mumbling ]
634
00:44:43,849 --> 00:44:46,217
YEAH, I GOT ONE TOO.
635
00:44:48,787 --> 00:44:51,089
[ Sniffs ]
636
00:44:54,525 --> 00:44:56,828
WHAT?
637
00:44:57,996 --> 00:45:02,934
[ Donna Squealing ]
OOH, THIS IS FUN!
638
00:45:10,008 --> 00:45:12,243
NO LOBSTER.
HOW 'BOUT SQUID?
639
00:45:12,343 --> 00:45:16,247
YEAH, SQUID'S FINE.
[ Donna ] SQUID'S GOOD.
640
00:45:16,347 --> 00:45:18,716
[ Donna Sniffling ]
THAT ONE'S PLUGGED UP.
641
00:45:18,817 --> 00:45:21,219
THIS IS WHAT I NEED,
MAN.
642
00:45:27,592 --> 00:45:31,296
WHAT'RE YOU GUYS DOIN'
UNDER THERE?
[ Donna ] COME DOWN, BABY.
643
00:45:31,396 --> 00:45:35,901
[ Indistinct Chattering ]
644
00:45:42,573 --> 00:45:46,111
[ Donna ]
IT'S DARK DOWN HERE.
645
00:45:47,879 --> 00:45:51,082
HEY, WHERE'D EVERYONE GO?
THAT'S GOOD SHIT, MAN.
646
00:45:51,182 --> 00:45:56,021
YEAH, THAT'S--
[ Sniffing ]
647
00:46:04,029 --> 00:46:07,165
OH, HERE YOU ARE.
HEY, DONNA.
648
00:46:08,299 --> 00:46:10,435
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
649
00:46:12,337 --> 00:46:16,174
I BETTER TAKE HER HOME.
SHE DON'T LOOK LIKE
SHE COULD DRIVE TOO GOOD, MAN.
650
00:46:16,274 --> 00:46:18,944
I'M IN CONTROL,
SO I BETTER TAKE HER HOME.
651
00:46:19,044 --> 00:46:22,647
THANKS A LOT.
IT WAS REALLY NICE
MEETIN' YOU.
652
00:46:22,747 --> 00:46:24,850
BE SURE TO TAKE CARE
OF THE MONEY, OKAY?
653
00:46:24,950 --> 00:46:29,720
I GOT IT.
KEEP YOUR EYE
ON THE MONEY, MAN.
654
00:46:29,821 --> 00:46:32,190
[ Sniffs ]
THANKS A LOT, MAN.
655
00:46:32,290 --> 00:46:35,160
[ Donna Mumbling ]
COME ON, DONNA.
656
00:46:35,260 --> 00:46:37,863
I DIDN'T HAVE
MY CHOP SUEY.
THAT'S OKAY.
657
00:46:37,963 --> 00:46:41,099
I DIDN'T HAVE
MY CHOP SUEY.
COME ON.
658
00:46:41,199 --> 00:46:43,068
SO HOW YOU BEEN?
I'VE BEEN FINE.
659
00:46:43,168 --> 00:46:46,037
YOU'RE LOOKIN' GOOD.
I KNOW.
I HAD MY HAIR DONE.
660
00:46:46,137 --> 00:46:48,806
IT'S OKAY.
WE'RE WITH THE GRATEFUL DEAD.
661
00:46:52,010 --> 00:46:57,448
MAN, NO, UH--
HOW 'BOUT THE FUTURE
OF ROCK AND ROLL?
662
00:46:57,548 --> 00:47:01,987
FUTURE OF ROCK AND ROLL.
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN
IS FUCKIN' IT ALL UP.
663
00:47:02,087 --> 00:47:04,789
CAN WE HAVE A CHECK?
HEY, SHH, SHH.
664
00:47:04,890 --> 00:47:08,726
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN IS
FUCKIN' THE WHOLE THING UP.
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN?
665
00:47:08,826 --> 00:47:11,329
NEW WAVE, NEW WAVE.
NEW WAVE?
666
00:47:11,429 --> 00:47:13,999
NEW WAVE!
YEAH, YEAH.
667
00:47:14,099 --> 00:47:18,369
SAY, YOU GOT ANY OF THAT
FOR SALE?
668
00:47:18,469 --> 00:47:22,573
WANNA SELL SOME OF THAT?
I SELL SEASHELLS.
669
00:47:22,673 --> 00:47:24,742
SEASHELLS?
YEAH.
670
00:47:24,842 --> 00:47:27,946
CAN WE HAVE A CHECK,
SOMEBODY?
YEAH.
671
00:47:28,046 --> 00:47:31,749
[ Car Springs Squeaking ]
672
00:47:31,849 --> 00:47:36,021
[ Donna ]
OH, PUSH!
HARDER!
673
00:47:36,121 --> 00:47:40,791
[ Cheech ]
PUT YOUR LEGS UP.
NO, PUT 'EM DOWN.
674
00:47:40,892 --> 00:47:44,162
PUSH!
MOVE YOUR BUTT
OVER HERE.
675
00:47:44,262 --> 00:47:47,265
NO, NO,
PUT YOUR LEGS DOWN.
676
00:47:48,533 --> 00:47:51,536
PUSH!
677
00:47:54,239 --> 00:47:57,208
I CAN'T GET IT.
IT'S STUCK.
678
00:47:57,308 --> 00:48:00,411
SHIT!
679
00:48:00,511 --> 00:48:02,680
I DIDN'T FEEL A THING.
680
00:48:02,780 --> 00:48:05,750
I CAN'T GET THE ZIPPER.
IT'S STUCK. WHAT'D YOU PUT
ON IT, CRAZY GLUE?
681
00:48:05,850 --> 00:48:08,586
I DON'T KNOW.
682
00:48:09,654 --> 00:48:11,689
WAIT A MINUTE.
WAIT.
683
00:48:11,789 --> 00:48:14,759
WAIT A MINUTE.
WAIT A MINUTE.
684
00:48:14,859 --> 00:48:18,997
GOD,
I HAVE ANOTHER IDEA.
685
00:48:19,097 --> 00:48:22,633
YEAH! LET'S TAKE IT OFF
FROM THE BACK!
686
00:48:22,733 --> 00:48:26,104
NO, NO, NO!
[ Laughing ]
687
00:48:28,339 --> 00:48:33,778
LOOK, THERE'S OTHER WAYS,
YOU KNOW.
688
00:48:33,878 --> 00:48:36,581
OH, YEAH!
689
00:48:36,681 --> 00:48:38,950
YEAH!
690
00:48:40,051 --> 00:48:45,923
WHY DON'T WE DO IT
WITH OUR CLOTHES ON?
691
00:48:46,891 --> 00:48:49,627
WITH OUR CLOTHES ON?
692
00:48:52,530 --> 00:48:54,799
LET ME TRY THIS AGAIN.
693
00:48:54,899 --> 00:48:56,767
[ Grunts ]
694
00:48:56,867 --> 00:49:00,305
ALL RIGHT!
HEY, I GOT IT.
695
00:49:01,206 --> 00:49:03,308
HEY.
696
00:49:06,444 --> 00:49:08,446
HEY, DONNA.
697
00:49:08,546 --> 00:49:11,316
HEY! HEY!
698
00:49:17,855 --> 00:49:21,026
LOOK. IT WORKS
REAL GOOD NOW.
699
00:49:24,095 --> 00:49:28,166
COME ON, BABY.
DON'T YOU WANNA BE AWAKE
FOR THIS?
700
00:49:31,769 --> 00:49:36,107
HEY,
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
SHE'S PASSED OUT.
701
00:49:36,941 --> 00:49:39,277
WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
702
00:49:39,377 --> 00:49:41,146
YEAH, I BET!
703
00:49:41,246 --> 00:49:44,082
LET'S PUT A VOTE TO IT.
HOW MANY GUYS WOULD DO IT?
704
00:49:44,182 --> 00:49:46,651
LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS.
705
00:49:48,553 --> 00:49:51,422
ALL RIGHT.
HOW MANY GUYS
WOULDN'T DO IT?
706
00:49:51,522 --> 00:49:54,125
HEY, FORGET YOU!
707
00:50:36,201 --> 00:50:38,969
[ Brakes Squealing,
Music Blaring ]
708
00:50:39,070 --> 00:50:42,073
[ Gunshots ]
709
00:50:44,909 --> 00:50:48,313
[ Gunshots Continue ]
710
00:50:54,485 --> 00:50:56,687
[ Chong ]
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
THEY CAN'T DO NOTHIN'.
711
00:50:56,787 --> 00:51:00,225
[ Cheech ] WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
IF THEY LOOK INSIDE MY TRUCK,
WE'RE BUSTED.
712
00:51:00,325 --> 00:51:03,961
HEY, MAN, THEY CAN'T--
YOU, YOU, AGAINST THE CAR.
YOU TOO.
713
00:51:04,061 --> 00:51:08,633
AH, DONNA, MA'AM,
YOU WERE GOIN' TO TELL ME
EXACTLY WHERE YOU LIVE.
714
00:51:08,733 --> 00:51:12,970
IT'S THAT HIGH-RISE BUILDING
WITH THE GLASS ELEVATOR.
715
00:51:13,070 --> 00:51:15,506
CAN'T MISS IT.
714.
716
00:51:15,606 --> 00:51:17,508
VERY GOOD.
717
00:51:17,608 --> 00:51:20,545
NOBODY MOVES!
718
00:51:20,645 --> 00:51:22,313
HEY, MAN.
719
00:51:22,413 --> 00:51:24,882
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
ARE YOU CRAZY, MAN?
720
00:51:24,982 --> 00:51:27,385
EXCUSE ME.
WE HIT THE JACKPOT!
721
00:51:27,485 --> 00:51:30,788
THEY AIN'T GONNA DO NOTHING.
BELIEVE ME. THEY CAN'T.
722
00:51:30,888 --> 00:51:34,625
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
THEY CAN'T DO NOTHING?
ILLEGAL SEARCH AND SEIZURE.
723
00:51:34,725 --> 00:51:39,764
I'M SERIOUS. THEY BROKE THE LAW
COMING IN ON PRIVATE PROPERTY
WITH THEIR GUNS OUT.
724
00:51:39,864 --> 00:51:43,668
THAT'S AGAINST THE LAW.
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' COMING HERE
WITH THAT TRUCK AND MUSIC?
725
00:51:43,768 --> 00:51:46,404
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
ANYWAYS?
726
00:51:46,504 --> 00:51:51,342
I WAS RETURNING THE TRUCK.
WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE?
I WAS--
727
00:51:51,442 --> 00:51:56,547
EVERY TIME YOU DO COKE,
THIS HAPPENS. EVERY TIME YOU
DO COKE YOU GET ALL CRAZY.
728
00:51:56,647 --> 00:51:59,984
YOU NAME IT, HE'S DONE IT.
I'M GONNA GO BUST HIM.
729
00:52:00,084 --> 00:52:02,587
OH! JUST COME OVER HERE.
730
00:52:02,687 --> 00:52:06,624
JUST PUT THAT BACK IN THERE.
THERE YOU GO.
731
00:52:06,724 --> 00:52:09,026
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
732
00:52:09,126 --> 00:52:11,529
YOU SEE, I WANT YOU TO THINK
ABOUT THIS.
733
00:52:11,629 --> 00:52:13,931
WE COULD HAVE OURSELVES
A REAL PROBLEM HERE.
734
00:52:14,031 --> 00:52:18,436
YOU WANNA BUST THOSE GUYS?
YOU KNOW WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN?
YEAH. WHAT?
735
00:52:18,536 --> 00:52:21,572
WE GONNA SPEND
THE NEXT FOUR DAYS
DOING PAPERWORK.
736
00:52:21,672 --> 00:52:25,943
AND THEN WE'RE GONNA SPEND
EVERY SPARE MINUTE WE GOT
IN COURT.
737
00:52:26,043 --> 00:52:29,414
AND IN THE END, YOU KNOW
WHAT THEY'RE GONNA DO?
THEY'RE GONNA LET 'EM GO.
738
00:52:29,514 --> 00:52:31,716
LET 'EM GO?
SO KNOW WHAT
WE'RE GONNA DO?
739
00:52:31,816 --> 00:52:35,453
WE'RE NOT GONNA GET BUSTED.
WE GOT A WHOLE TRUCK
FULL OF DOPE, MAN.
740
00:52:35,553 --> 00:52:39,457
THEY'RE JUST GONNA COME OVER
AND SAY, "OH, YOU GUYS
CAN JUST GO," HUH?
741
00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:44,662
YOU GUYS CAN JUST GO.
742
00:52:44,762 --> 00:52:50,034
JUST A MINUTE, MAN.
HEY, NO, NO, UH-UH.
I KNOW MY RIGHTS, MAN.
743
00:52:50,134 --> 00:52:53,771
YOU CAN'T JUST COME OVER AND
SAY "YOU CAN GO" JUST LIKE THAT.
FORGET ABOUT IT.
744
00:52:53,871 --> 00:52:56,274
YOU GUYS COME IN HERE
AND YOU SHOT A HOLE
IN OUR CLOWN, MAN.
745
00:52:56,374 --> 00:53:00,911
YOU DIDN'T HEAR THAT.
WE JUST SAID YOU COULD GO.
SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO?
746
00:53:01,011 --> 00:53:03,147
YEAH, LET'S GO.
FORGET IT, MAN.
747
00:53:03,248 --> 00:53:08,219
EVEN IF YOU SEARCHED THE TRUCK
AND FOUND DRUGS, THAT WOULD BE
ILLEGAL SEARCH AND SEIZURE.
748
00:53:08,319 --> 00:53:13,324
FORGET IT, MAN!
HEY, YOU'RE WRONG!
749
00:53:13,424 --> 00:53:16,627
FORGET THE GOING, MAN.
THEY'RE WRONG.
750
00:53:16,727 --> 00:53:19,564
THEY'RE WRONG, MAN.
I DON'T HAVE
A LICENSE.
751
00:53:19,664 --> 00:53:22,600
HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE
A LICENSE.
752
00:53:22,700 --> 00:53:26,404
IF HE HAD ANYTHING ON US,
HE'D STOP US, MAN.
753
00:53:26,504 --> 00:53:30,475
[ Donna ]
* HOME SWEET HOME
754
00:53:32,443 --> 00:53:37,382
DON'T DO THAT!
SHE MIGHT HAVE FALLEN.
755
00:53:38,349 --> 00:53:40,050
YOU KNOW WHAT?
LISTEN.
756
00:53:40,150 --> 00:53:44,989
I FEEL LIKE DOING SOMETHING
REAL FREAKY, YOU KNOW?
OH, YEAH?
757
00:53:45,089 --> 00:53:46,757
[ Cheech ]
LIKE WHAT?
758
00:53:46,857 --> 00:53:50,795
[ Donna ]
WELL, YOU'RE GONNA THINK
THAT I'M REALLY WEIRD.
759
00:53:50,895 --> 00:53:53,097
BUT--
760
00:53:53,197 --> 00:53:57,668
WHAT FLOOR?
OH, PUSH SEVEN.
761
00:53:57,768 --> 00:54:00,204
AND IT TAKES US
ALL THE WAY UP.
762
00:54:00,305 --> 00:54:04,174
LISTEN, YOU'RE GONNA THINK
I'M WEIRD, BUT...
763
00:54:04,275 --> 00:54:08,212
I NEVER MADE IT
WITH TWO GUYS BEFORE.
764
00:54:08,313 --> 00:54:12,317
WHAT?
AND YOU WANNA MAKE IT
WITH ME?
765
00:54:12,417 --> 00:54:14,151
TWO GUYS
AT THE SAME TIME?
766
00:54:14,251 --> 00:54:18,356
YEAH. I'VE DONE EVERYTHING
TWICE, BUT I'VE NEVER MADE IT
WITH TWO GUYS,
767
00:54:18,456 --> 00:54:21,992
ESPECIALLY YOU TWO GUYS.
768
00:54:22,092 --> 00:54:24,729
WE DO THAT
ALL THE TIME.
YOU DO?
769
00:54:24,829 --> 00:54:27,197
OH, YEAH, YEAH.
AIN'T THAT RIGHT, MAN?
770
00:54:27,298 --> 00:54:28,966
[ Donna ]
WITH TWO GUYS?
771
00:54:29,066 --> 00:54:32,370
OH, NO, NO.
LIKE WITH A GIRL
AT THE SAME TIME.
772
00:54:32,470 --> 00:54:35,973
OH!
WHAT ROOM ARE YOU IN?
773
00:54:36,073 --> 00:54:38,543
[ Donna ]
SHH!
774
00:54:39,677 --> 00:54:41,512
WE GOTTA BE QUIET, MAN.
775
00:54:41,612 --> 00:54:45,215
'CAUSE PEOPLE AROUND HERE
HAVE BEEN COMPLAINING
ABOUT ME BEING TOO LOUD!
776
00:54:45,316 --> 00:54:47,618
[ Donna Laughing ]
777
00:54:48,653 --> 00:54:51,956
WELL, HOW DO YOU
LIKE IT?
778
00:54:52,056 --> 00:54:54,992
OH, IT'S NICE!
[ Laughing ]
779
00:54:55,092 --> 00:54:59,997
WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE.
I GOTTA GET INTO SOMETHING
MORE COMFORTABLE.
780
00:55:00,097 --> 00:55:05,102
OH, YEAH, GET INTO SOMETHING
MORE COMFORTABLE.
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
781
00:55:05,202 --> 00:55:07,104
[ Cheech Shouts ]
782
00:55:07,204 --> 00:55:09,407
YOU GUYS DON'T EVEN WANT
A HALF A "LUDE"?
783
00:55:09,507 --> 00:55:13,143
OH, YEAH,
YEAH, THAT'S GOOD.
784
00:55:13,243 --> 00:55:15,380
[ Chattering ]
785
00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:18,248
[ Dick ]
WHAT DO YOU SEE?
WELL, WHAT'S HAPPENING?
786
00:55:18,349 --> 00:55:21,352
COME ON, COME ON.
TELL ME, WHAT'S GOING ON?
787
00:55:21,452 --> 00:55:24,422
LET ME TAKE A PEEK
FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD.
[ Laughing ]
788
00:55:24,522 --> 00:55:26,757
LET ME LOOK!
WHAT ARE THEY DOIN'?
789
00:55:26,857 --> 00:55:32,062
CAN YOU SEE 'EM?
COME ON, GIVE ME A LOOK.
LET ME TAKE A PEEK.
790
00:55:32,162 --> 00:55:34,465
[ Donna ]
OH, WE NEED ICE.
791
00:55:34,565 --> 00:55:37,167
[ Cheech ]
WHAT? ICE?
ICE.
792
00:55:37,267 --> 00:55:41,338
WE NEED ICE CUBES.
THIS CHICK DID THIS THING
WITH THIS GUY...
793
00:55:41,439 --> 00:55:45,643
AND IT LASTS
FOR A LONG TIME.
794
00:55:45,743 --> 00:55:48,245
YEAH, WE NEED ICE!
GO GET SOME ICE!
YEAH!
795
00:55:48,345 --> 00:55:50,415
GO DOWN THE HALL
AND TO THE LEFT.
796
00:55:50,515 --> 00:55:52,983
YEAH, GET A LOT OF ICE.
ICE, HUH?
797
00:55:53,083 --> 00:55:57,187
OH, GOD,
IT DRIVES ME CRAZY.
I NEVER HEARD OF THAT.
798
00:55:57,287 --> 00:56:00,057
ALL RIGHT!
799
00:56:00,157 --> 00:56:02,960
GET A LOT OF ICE, MAN!
800
00:56:18,208 --> 00:56:20,911
[ Phone Ringing ]
801
00:56:27,985 --> 00:56:30,455
HELLO?
802
00:56:32,322 --> 00:56:34,191
WHO?
803
00:56:34,291 --> 00:56:38,996
ANIMAL?
WHEN DID YOU GET OUT?
804
00:56:39,096 --> 00:56:40,898
YOU BROKE OUT?
805
00:56:40,998 --> 00:56:44,969
NO, YOU'RE NOT COMING
UP HERE, MAN. UH-UH.
806
00:56:45,069 --> 00:56:46,737
LISTEN-- HEY, LISTEN.
807
00:56:46,837 --> 00:56:50,608
I GOT A MEXICAN HERE
THAT'LL KICK YOUR ASS.
808
00:56:51,976 --> 00:56:55,145
YEAH!
AND--
809
00:56:55,245 --> 00:56:57,482
HE HUNG UP ON ME.
SHIT!
810
00:56:57,582 --> 00:57:00,317
WHO WAS THAT?
THAT WAS MY OLD MAN.
811
00:57:00,417 --> 00:57:02,152
YOUR OLD MAN?
YEAH.
812
00:57:02,252 --> 00:57:06,724
I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU HAD AN OLD MAN.
WE'RE KINDA MARRIED, YOU KNOW.
813
00:57:06,824 --> 00:57:08,859
Y-YOU'RE MARRIED?
MM-HMM.
814
00:57:08,959 --> 00:57:11,862
WHERE IS YOUR OLD MAN
RIGHT NOW?
815
00:57:11,962 --> 00:57:15,666
HE SAID HE WAS IN THE LOBBY,
BUT DON'T WORRY.
IN THE LOBBY?
816
00:57:15,766 --> 00:57:20,070
* DOUBLE YOUR PLEASURE
DOUBLE YOUR FUN *
817
00:57:20,170 --> 00:57:22,139
* [ Humming ]
818
00:57:22,239 --> 00:57:24,709
[ Pounding On Door ]
OPEN UP IN THERE,
GODDAMN IT!
819
00:57:24,809 --> 00:57:27,211
[ Pounding Continues ]
820
00:57:27,311 --> 00:57:30,380
DON'T GO NOW.
WHERE'RE YOU GOING?
821
00:57:30,481 --> 00:57:32,917
COME ON, OPEN UP
OR I'LL BREAK THE DOOR DOWN.
822
00:57:33,017 --> 00:57:35,886
THERE'S NOBODY HOME.
I'M GONNA ANSWER IT.
823
00:57:35,986 --> 00:57:37,855
DON'T OPEN IT!
824
00:57:37,955 --> 00:57:40,858
WHO IS IT?
825
00:57:40,958 --> 00:57:43,460
WHO?
826
00:57:44,895 --> 00:57:48,165
ALL RIGHT, I'LL LET YOU IN,
BUT THE DOOR'S JAMMED.
827
00:57:48,265 --> 00:57:50,668
OH.
WHO IS IT?
828
00:57:50,768 --> 00:57:53,504
LET GO OF THE KNOB
AND I'LL LET YOU IN.
829
00:57:53,604 --> 00:57:58,609
LET GO OF THE--
THIS DOOR IS ALWAYS JAMMED.
830
00:58:01,612 --> 00:58:05,550
[ Laughing ]
WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
LET ME LOOK AT IT.
831
00:58:05,650 --> 00:58:07,552
LET ME SEE.
WHAT ARE THEY DOIN'?
WHAT ARE THEY DOIN'?
832
00:58:07,652 --> 00:58:11,622
OH, IT'S JUST YOU
WITH THE ICE!
I GOT THE ICE.
833
00:58:11,722 --> 00:58:16,594
[ Donna ] THE ICE MAN!
OH, SHIT, MAN.
HEY!
834
00:58:16,694 --> 00:58:19,129
[ Pounding On Glass ]
835
00:58:20,464 --> 00:58:22,332
HEY, MAN!
836
00:58:22,432 --> 00:58:25,002
HEY, LET ME IN, MAN!
837
00:58:25,102 --> 00:58:28,105
HEY!
838
00:58:28,205 --> 00:58:30,307
HEY--
839
00:58:30,407 --> 00:58:32,309
HEY, MAN, LET ME IN.
840
00:58:32,409 --> 00:58:35,079
HEY. HEY!
841
00:58:35,179 --> 00:58:38,482
OPEN THE DOOR, MAN!
842
00:58:38,583 --> 00:58:40,150
LET ME IN!
843
00:58:40,250 --> 00:58:43,220
COME ON, MAN,
STOP FUCKIN' AROUND,
LET ME IN!
844
00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:45,823
HEY, LOOK AT ME!
845
00:58:45,923 --> 00:58:48,192
HEY-Y-Y!
846
00:58:53,497 --> 00:58:55,700
HEY, MAN!
847
00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:59,003
HEY, MAN,
I AIN'T BULLSHITTIN'.
LET ME IN.
848
00:58:59,103 --> 00:59:02,907
HEY! HEY-Y-Y-Y!
849
00:59:05,776 --> 00:59:07,812
AH-H-H-H.
HEY, MAN!
850
00:59:07,912 --> 00:59:11,315
I NEED SOME HELP.
HEY, MAN!
851
00:59:11,415 --> 00:59:13,684
COME ON, NOODLES.
LET ME HAVE A PEEK.
852
00:59:13,784 --> 00:59:16,186
THEY'RE MY GLASSES.
LET ME HAVE A LOOK.
CAN I? COME ON.
853
00:59:16,286 --> 00:59:19,289
NOODLES, LET ME--
I SHOULD'VE PARKED ON THE
OTHER SIDE OF THE STREET.
854
00:59:19,389 --> 00:59:22,092
HEY, MAN!
855
00:59:30,835 --> 00:59:34,171
[ Man ]
DON'T DO ANYTHING
TO ANTAGONIZE HIM.
856
00:59:34,271 --> 00:59:38,843
HE STEPPED ON MY TOWEL.
[ Woman ]
I'LL BUY YOU A NEW ONE.
857
00:59:40,077 --> 00:59:45,783
GOD, HE'S DIRTY-LOOKIN'.
HARRY,
I'M SO SCARED.
858
00:59:46,851 --> 00:59:52,589
HARRY!
[ Harry ]
I THINK WE SHOULD LEAVE.
859
00:59:55,592 --> 00:59:58,763
[ Woman ]
HI.
860
01:00:00,597 --> 01:00:03,634
[ Zipper Unzips ]
OH. OH!
861
01:00:03,734 --> 01:00:06,103
[ Harry ] OH, NO.
PLEASE.
OH, YES.
862
01:00:06,203 --> 01:00:09,006
DON'T LOOK.
863
01:00:09,106 --> 01:00:12,042
[ Gasps ]
NO.
864
01:00:22,887 --> 01:00:24,989
OW!
865
01:00:32,029 --> 01:00:36,200
AAH! WHAT ARE YOU
DOING UP THERE?
866
01:00:39,503 --> 01:00:41,605
AAH! AAH!
867
01:00:41,706 --> 01:00:43,841
OH, SHIT!
868
01:00:43,941 --> 01:00:47,077
I ASKED HIM.
NOODLES WOULDN'T LET ME
HAVE IT, SO BIG DEAL.
869
01:00:52,316 --> 01:00:55,385
[ Pounding On Door ]
870
01:01:22,312 --> 01:01:25,816
[ Knocking On Door ]
871
01:01:26,583 --> 01:01:29,086
THERE'S NOBODY HOME.
872
01:01:29,954 --> 01:01:32,957
HEY, OPEN THE DOOR.
873
01:01:34,792 --> 01:01:36,794
[ Knocking On Door ]
874
01:01:36,894 --> 01:01:40,130
HEY, TAKE OFF, CHEECH.
I'M BUSY.
[ Laughing ]
875
01:01:40,230 --> 01:01:42,699
[ Animal ]
HEY, OPEN THE DOOR.
876
01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:46,103
"HEY"? HEY'S NOT HERE.
877
01:01:47,537 --> 01:01:50,374
[ Knocking ]
878
01:01:51,375 --> 01:01:53,210
HEY, OPEN THE DOOR.
879
01:01:53,310 --> 01:01:59,083
HEY, TAKE OFF, CHEECH.
I'LL BE OUT IN A MINUTE.
880
01:01:59,183 --> 01:02:01,786
DONNA.
881
01:02:01,886 --> 01:02:05,790
HE TOLD YOU!
THERE'S NOBODY HERE.
882
01:02:10,660 --> 01:02:14,531
OH, MAN!
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS!
883
01:02:14,631 --> 01:02:18,735
WHERE'S THAT WETBACK
SON OF A BITCH?
I'M GONNA KILL HIM.
884
01:02:19,736 --> 01:02:23,073
HEY, MAN!
HELP!
885
01:02:23,173 --> 01:02:26,443
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
HOW MUCH THOSE DOORS COST?
886
01:02:26,543 --> 01:02:29,146
[ Animal ]
KILLING'S TOO DAMN GOOD
FOR HIM.
887
01:02:29,246 --> 01:02:31,181
[ Animal ]
YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M GONNA DO WITH HIM?
888
01:02:31,281 --> 01:02:34,451
WHY DON'T YOU CALL NEXT TIME
YOU'RE GONNA COME?
889
01:02:34,551 --> 01:02:37,254
[ Arguing Continues ]
890
01:02:37,354 --> 01:02:41,491
[ Male Voice ]
* I CAN'T GET NO
891
01:02:41,591 --> 01:02:43,727
* SATISFACTION
892
01:02:43,828 --> 01:02:46,363
THINK I CARE, NOODLES?
I DON'T EVEN CARE.
893
01:02:46,463 --> 01:02:48,833
* I CAN'T GET NO
WHAT?
894
01:02:48,933 --> 01:02:52,136
* SATISFACTION
895
01:02:52,236 --> 01:02:55,039
OHHH!
896
01:02:59,877 --> 01:03:03,848
[ Arguing Continues ]
897
01:03:06,050 --> 01:03:09,019
[ Animal ]
WHERE'S THAT MENUDO-EATING
SON OF A BITCH?
898
01:03:09,119 --> 01:03:11,021
WHERE THE HELL IS HE?
899
01:03:11,121 --> 01:03:14,191
DRAG YOUR ASS OUT HERE!
COME ON, TACO-HEAD!
900
01:03:14,291 --> 01:03:19,496
YOU UNDER HERE?
YOU GONNA KILL MY ASS?
GET OUT HERE!
901
01:03:19,596 --> 01:03:22,532
[ Donna Shouting ]
902
01:03:22,632 --> 01:03:26,670
YOU HAVE NO, NO CLASS.
[ Laughing ]
903
01:03:26,770 --> 01:03:30,007
THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE!
YOU ANIMAL!
904
01:03:30,107 --> 01:03:34,912
I LOVE YOU LIKE THAT,
BABY!
905
01:03:35,012 --> 01:03:38,515
[ Donna ]
GET OUT OF MY LIFE!
YOU CREEP!
906
01:03:38,615 --> 01:03:40,517
[ Cheech Screaming ]
907
01:03:40,617 --> 01:03:43,153
[ Women Screaming ]
908
01:03:43,253 --> 01:03:46,123
HELP! HELP!
909
01:03:46,223 --> 01:03:48,758
PRESS THE BUTTON!
PRESS THE BUTTON!
910
01:03:48,859 --> 01:03:52,362
YEAH. NO, DON'T MAKE IT GO UP.
MAKE IT GO DOWN.
911
01:03:54,831 --> 01:04:00,137
ANIMAL, QUIT SLOBBERING
ALL OVER ME!
912
01:04:03,507 --> 01:04:05,809
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE.
913
01:04:05,910 --> 01:04:08,778
* I CAN'T GET NO
914
01:04:08,879 --> 01:04:13,017
* SATISFACTION *
915
01:04:13,117 --> 01:04:15,519
[ Donna Yelling ]
916
01:04:18,722 --> 01:04:22,626
OH, SHIT! HELP, SOMEBODY,
PLEASE. PRESS THE BUTTON.
917
01:04:28,432 --> 01:04:31,135
AAAAH!
918
01:04:31,902 --> 01:04:35,072
[ Donna Moaning ]
919
01:04:37,407 --> 01:04:40,877
[ Donna Sighs ]
920
01:04:51,188 --> 01:04:53,190
HEY, MAN,
OPEN THIS DOOR.
921
01:04:53,290 --> 01:04:55,725
LET ME IN, MAN,
COME ON.
922
01:04:55,825 --> 01:04:57,794
THERE'S A MONSTER IN HERE,
MAN.
923
01:04:57,894 --> 01:05:02,132
THERE'S GONNA BE A MONSTER
ALONGSIDE YOUR HEAD IF YOU DON'T
OPEN UP THIS DOOR. COME ON!
924
01:05:02,232 --> 01:05:05,735
NO, REALLY,
THERE'S A BIG BIKER IN HERE.
HE KICKED THE DOOR IN.
925
01:05:05,835 --> 01:05:08,638
BIKER?
IS HIS NAME ANIMAL?
926
01:05:08,738 --> 01:05:12,409
I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
SHIT, HE ALMOST KILLED ME, MAN.
927
01:05:12,509 --> 01:05:17,014
SHIT.
COME ON, OPEN THE DOOR.
LET ME GET MY CLOTHES.
928
01:05:17,114 --> 01:05:19,316
IT'S OPEN, MAN.
929
01:05:19,416 --> 01:05:20,584
OH. OH, YEAH.
930
01:05:22,186 --> 01:05:25,089
[ Cheech ]
SHIT! WHERE'S MY CLOTHES?
931
01:05:25,189 --> 01:05:27,091
OH, MAN,
HE'S SLEEPING ON 'EM.
932
01:05:27,191 --> 01:05:29,193
[ Chong ]
JUST WEAR HIS CLOTHES.
LET'S GET OUTTA HERE.
933
01:05:29,293 --> 01:05:33,130
[ Cheech ]
EEW, MAN, THEY'RE ALIVE!
HELP ME FIND SOMETHING.
934
01:05:33,230 --> 01:05:35,399
[ Chong ]
HERE, HERE. WEAR THIS.
935
01:05:35,499 --> 01:05:39,236
[ Cheech ] I CAN'T WEAR THAT.
THAT'S STUPID.
HELP ME FIND SOMETHING, MAN.
936
01:05:39,336 --> 01:05:41,405
[ Chong ]
OH, THE MONEY.
937
01:05:41,505 --> 01:05:45,009
[ Cheech ] THESE DON'T FIT!
OH, RIGHT, I GAVE IT
TO THE HAMBURGER DUDE.
938
01:05:45,109 --> 01:05:47,978
[ Cheech ]
MAN, THIS IS STUPID!
GOD! COME ON, MAN!
939
01:05:48,078 --> 01:05:50,947
[ Chong ]
COME ON, LET'S GET OUTTA HERE.
940
01:05:51,048 --> 01:05:52,983
MAN, THIS IS STUPID.
941
01:05:53,083 --> 01:05:55,952
[ Laughing ]
OH, HA-HA-HA.
YOU'RE VERY FUNNY, MAN.
942
01:05:56,053 --> 01:05:58,122
SO FUNNY,
I FORGOT TO LAUGH.
943
01:05:58,222 --> 01:06:00,157
SHIT.
MAN, WHERE'S OUR MONEY?
944
01:06:00,257 --> 01:06:03,060
I CASHED A CHECK
FOR THE HAMBURGER DUDE.
WHAT?
945
01:06:03,160 --> 01:06:06,263
YOU GAVE HIM OUR MONEY?
LET ME--
946
01:06:06,363 --> 01:06:09,499
I TRUST THE DUDE.
YOU TOOK A CHECK
FOR ALL OUR MONEY?
947
01:06:09,599 --> 01:06:12,936
WELL, THAT-- IT'S GOOD.
IT'S A CHECK, MAN.
948
01:06:13,037 --> 01:06:14,971
OHHH, SHIT, MAN!
949
01:06:15,072 --> 01:06:19,109
ALL THE MONEY WE WORKED FOR,
ALL THE STUFF WE SOLD
YOU GAVE HIM THE MONEY, MAN?
950
01:06:19,209 --> 01:06:22,246
HE GAVE ME THE CHECK.
HOW LONG WE BEEN DEALING?
951
01:06:22,346 --> 01:06:25,549
THREE MONTHS.
AND WHAT'S THE FIRST THING
YOU LEARN?
952
01:06:25,649 --> 01:06:27,351
DON'T TAKE A CHECK!
953
01:06:27,451 --> 01:06:29,719
HOW WE GONNA CASH
THIS THING?
954
01:06:29,819 --> 01:06:32,122
THE WAY YOU CASH CHECKS.
TAKE IT TO A BANK
AND GIVE 'EM THE CHECK.
955
01:06:32,222 --> 01:06:36,693
YOU GO TO THE BANK AND
YOU CASH CHECKS AND THEY ASK,
"COULD I SEE SOME I.D.?"
956
01:06:36,793 --> 01:06:38,962
YOU GOT ANY I.D.?
957
01:06:39,063 --> 01:06:41,298
YOU GOT A
DRIVER'S LICENSE?
NO.
958
01:06:41,398 --> 01:06:43,533
YOU GOT A
LIBRARY CARD?
NO.
959
01:06:43,633 --> 01:06:48,172
YOU CAN'T READ!
IF YOU COULD READ, YOU COULD SEE
"BANK OF DUMB SHIT."
960
01:06:48,272 --> 01:06:51,441
HOW WE GONNA CASH THIS?
OH, MAN,
THERE GOES OUR ISLAND.
961
01:06:51,541 --> 01:06:55,512
THERE GOES OUR
TOPLESS WAITRESSES, MAN,
OUR PINA "COLONICS" IN THE SUN.
962
01:06:55,612 --> 01:06:58,715
THERE GOES OUR GUITAR
IN EVERY ROOM. NO ROOM!
963
01:06:58,815 --> 01:07:02,952
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GAVE HIM--
SEE, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS
EVERY TIME YOU DO COKE, MAN.
964
01:07:03,053 --> 01:07:05,122
I SWEAR TO GOD.
WAIT A MINUTE, MAN.
965
01:07:05,222 --> 01:07:09,459
EVERY TIME!
EVERY TIME I DO, YOU GET ON THAT
"EVERY TIME YOU DO COKE" RAP.
966
01:07:09,559 --> 01:07:13,029
THAT'S RIGHT, MAN.
IT GOES STRAIGHT TO YOUR BRAIN.
IT MESSES IT UP.
967
01:07:13,130 --> 01:07:14,798
YOU'RE NOT GONNA HAVE
A BRAIN NO MORE, MAN.
968
01:07:14,898 --> 01:07:18,768
LISTEN, THERE'S A LOT
OF SMART DUDES DO COKE.
LIKE WHO?
969
01:07:18,868 --> 01:07:24,174
SHERLOCK HOLMES DOES COKE.
AND HE ISN'T SO STUPID.
970
01:07:24,274 --> 01:07:27,511
SHERLOCK HOLMES?
971
01:07:27,611 --> 01:07:31,815
SHERLOCK, LET'S GO FIND
OUR MONEY. GOD!
YOU GAVE HIM ALL OUR MONEY.
972
01:07:31,915 --> 01:07:33,217
EXCUSE ME, MA'AM.
973
01:07:33,317 --> 01:07:36,320
[ Cop #2 ]
I HOPE SHE HAS A FRIEND
FOR ME.
974
01:07:36,420 --> 01:07:40,457
FOR YOUR SAKE, I HOPE
SHE DOES TOO, PARTNER.
975
01:07:52,636 --> 01:07:55,405
THANKS A LOT, MAN.
I MEAN, LADIES.
976
01:07:55,505 --> 01:07:58,208
BYE-BYE.
977
01:07:58,308 --> 01:08:01,211
THOSE WERE
THE UGLIEST CHICKS
I EVER SAW IN MY LIFE.
978
01:08:01,311 --> 01:08:04,114
MAN, IF THEY'RE SO UGLY,
HOW COME
YOU WERE HITTIN' ON THEM?
979
01:08:04,214 --> 01:08:09,119
I WASN'T HITTIN' ON 'EM.
THAT PART ABOUT ASKIN'
IF THEY WERE MODELS, MAN.
980
01:08:09,219 --> 01:08:11,121
I WAS TRYIN' TO BE NICE.
981
01:08:11,221 --> 01:08:14,524
MODELS FOR KAL-KAN DOG FOOD.
982
01:08:14,624 --> 01:08:16,960
IT'S OVER HERE, MAN.
COME ON,
LET'S GET OUR MONEY.
983
01:08:17,060 --> 01:08:19,929
TOODLE!
ANYTIME, BIG BOYS.
984
01:08:20,029 --> 01:08:23,400
IT WAS OUR PLEASURE!
[ Laughing ]
985
01:08:25,702 --> 01:08:28,938
NOODLES,
THEY FELL FOR IT.
[ Laughing ]
986
01:08:29,038 --> 01:08:33,177
THAT DISGUISE WORKED PERF--
YOU WERE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
THIS IS A PERFECT DISGUISE.
987
01:08:33,277 --> 01:08:36,246
GOOD THINKING, NOODLES.
LET'S GO TELL SARGE.
988
01:08:36,346 --> 01:08:38,248
[ Engine Sputtering ]
989
01:08:38,348 --> 01:08:40,584
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
990
01:08:40,684 --> 01:08:43,453
NOODLES,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF.
991
01:08:43,553 --> 01:08:46,290
[ Engine Sputtering ]
DAMN CAR!
992
01:08:47,056 --> 01:08:49,526
NOODLES, LET ME ALONE.
993
01:08:49,626 --> 01:08:52,696
NOODLES, GET YOUR HANDS
OFF ME! GODDAMN IT!
NOODLES, STAY AWAY!
994
01:08:52,796 --> 01:08:57,167
NOODLES! GODDAMN!
GET THIS THING STARTED.
[ Engine Sputtering ]
995
01:08:57,267 --> 01:08:59,035
[ Engine Revving ]
LET GO OF THAT.
996
01:08:59,135 --> 01:09:04,641
COME ON, NOODLES, NOT NOW.
KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF.
GODDAMN IT! NOODLES!
997
01:09:04,741 --> 01:09:08,212
IT'S LOCKED UP.
THERE'S NOBODY HOME.
998
01:09:08,312 --> 01:09:11,815
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU WERE SO STUPID, MAN.
YOU GAVE HIM ALL OUR MONEY.
999
01:09:11,915 --> 01:09:16,152
LET'S GO HOME.
NO, MAN. WE AIN'T GOIN'
NO PLACE TILL WE GET OUR MONEY.
1000
01:09:18,021 --> 01:09:19,723
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU WERE SO STUPID.
1001
01:09:19,823 --> 01:09:23,427
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?
I'M GONNA GET OUR MONEY.
I DON'T CARE.
1002
01:09:23,527 --> 01:09:25,995
GOD, YOU'RE SO DUMB
SOMETIMES.
1003
01:09:26,095 --> 01:09:27,731
[ Gate Squeaking ]
1004
01:09:27,831 --> 01:09:33,403
I GET SO TIRED OF THINKING
FOR BOTH OF US,
MY BRAIN'S GETTIN' TIRED.
1005
01:09:33,503 --> 01:09:35,905
DON'T JUST STAND THERE.
GIVE ME A HAND, MAN.
1006
01:09:36,005 --> 01:09:38,642
SO STUPID.
1007
01:09:38,742 --> 01:09:40,277
GOD!
1008
01:09:40,377 --> 01:09:46,149
IF BRAINS WAS GUN POWDER,
YOU WOULDN'T HAVE ENOUGH
TO BLOW YOUR NOSE, MAN.
1009
01:09:46,250 --> 01:09:49,953
I HOPE
THERE'S NO DOGS HERE.
[ Howling ]
1010
01:09:50,053 --> 01:09:52,456
[ Laughing ]
1011
01:09:52,556 --> 01:09:55,124
HEY, MAN!
1012
01:09:55,225 --> 01:09:58,762
STOP FUCKIN' AROUND, MAN.
LET'S GET OUR MONEY.
1013
01:09:59,629 --> 01:10:02,432
[ Howls ]
I KNEW THAT WAS YOU!
1014
01:10:03,967 --> 01:10:06,936
[ Barking ]
SHUT UP, MAN.
1015
01:10:07,036 --> 01:10:08,905
SO STUPID.
WOOF!
1016
01:10:09,005 --> 01:10:13,743
THAT'S REAL FUNNY. HA!
IT'S SO FUNNY,
I FORGOT TO LAUGH.
1017
01:10:13,843 --> 01:10:17,681
OW! OW!
WATCH OUT FOR THAT BRANCH.
HEY, MAN, WATCH OUT.
1018
01:10:17,781 --> 01:10:20,917
[ Cheech ]
WHAT DOES POISON OAK LOOK LIKE?
YOU'RE SO STUPID.
1019
01:10:21,017 --> 01:10:25,422
LOOK AT THE SIZE
OF THAT PLACE. THAT MUST
HAVE COST A FORTUNE.
1020
01:10:25,522 --> 01:10:31,661
NO QUESTION ABOUT IT.
THIS IS DEFINITELY
MR. BIG'S JOINT.
1021
01:10:31,761 --> 01:10:36,433
YEAH. WELL, NOTHING'S
MOVING SO I THINK WE'RE
HERE FOR THE NIGHT.
1022
01:10:36,533 --> 01:10:39,869
LOOKS LIKE IT'S GOING TO BE
A LONG NIGHT, NOODLES.
1023
01:10:45,375 --> 01:10:49,913
KNOCK IT OFF, NOODLES.
JUST KNOCK IT OFF!
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.
1024
01:10:53,950 --> 01:10:57,887
[ Howling ]
1025
01:10:58,722 --> 01:11:02,959
[ Squeaking ]
1026
01:11:03,059 --> 01:11:05,695
[ Squawks ]
1027
01:11:08,732 --> 01:11:12,369
[ Laughter ]
1028
01:11:14,804 --> 01:11:17,040
[ Clucking ]
1029
01:11:20,977 --> 01:11:22,412
[ Squawks ]
1030
01:11:22,512 --> 01:11:26,416
[ Laughter Continues ]
1031
01:11:52,075 --> 01:11:54,544
COME ON, MAN,
LET'S GET OUTTA HERE.
THIS PLACE IS WEIRD.
1032
01:11:54,644 --> 01:11:57,647
YOU DON'T HAVE
TO SAVE MY LIFE.
1033
01:11:57,747 --> 01:12:01,084
IT'S THE DUDE!
HEY, HAMBURGER DUDE!
REMEMBER ME?
1034
01:12:01,184 --> 01:12:03,820
REMEMBER US?
I MET YOU IN CHINATOWN.
1035
01:12:03,920 --> 01:12:05,589
NO!
LISTEN.
1036
01:12:05,689 --> 01:12:07,957
REMEMBER THE CHECK
WE GAVE YOU?
IT WAS A MISTAKE.
1037
01:12:08,057 --> 01:12:10,794
WE SHOULDN'T HAVE GIVEN YOU
THE CHECK.
WE GOTTA GET THE MONEY BACK.
1038
01:12:10,894 --> 01:12:14,197
MORE CHEESEBURGERS.
THANK GOD WE FOUND HIM.
1039
01:12:14,297 --> 01:12:17,367
MONEY'S GONE.
MONEY'S GONE.
WHAT?
1040
01:12:17,467 --> 01:12:21,505
HEY, HAMBURGER DUDE,
WAIT UP! HEY, MAN!
1041
01:12:21,605 --> 01:12:24,574
[ Chong ] GET HIM, MAN.
I'LL GO AROUND THE BACK.
1042
01:12:25,675 --> 01:12:29,112
HEY, LADY, I'M FIRST!
1043
01:12:29,212 --> 01:12:32,782
OH, YOU--
I'M GLAD I FOUND YOU.
WE GOTTA HAVE OUR MONEY BACK.
1044
01:12:32,882 --> 01:12:36,152
I'M GOIN' UP TO GET
MY MEDICATION.
I'M FIRST FOR EVERYTHING.
1045
01:12:36,252 --> 01:12:40,990
HEY, MAN, THERE WAS A MISTAKE.
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE GOT
THAT MONEY.
1046
01:12:41,090 --> 01:12:45,695
I AIN'T BULLSHITTIN' WITH YOU!
GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK!
I AIN'T BULLSHITTIN' WITH YOU!
1047
01:12:45,795 --> 01:12:48,898
[ Whistle Blows ]
COME ON!
1048
01:12:51,668 --> 01:12:55,038
[ Excited Chattering ]
1049
01:12:57,206 --> 01:13:02,245
HEY, MAN, THEY'RE TAKING ME.
HELP! THIS IS A MISTAKE, MAN!
1050
01:13:02,345 --> 01:13:06,149
I'M FIRST! I'M FIRST!
1051
01:13:06,249 --> 01:13:08,618
I'LL NEVER DO COKE AGAIN!
LET ME GO!
1052
01:13:08,718 --> 01:13:10,887
PLEASE!
THIS IS A MISTAKE, MAN!
1053
01:13:10,987 --> 01:13:14,090
[ Screaming ]
1054
01:13:17,126 --> 01:13:19,128
[ Screaming Continues ]
1055
01:13:19,228 --> 01:13:21,531
HEY! HEY!
1056
01:13:29,606 --> 01:13:32,175
MY BALLS ITCH!
1057
01:13:32,275 --> 01:13:34,711
[ Crying ]
1058
01:13:58,602 --> 01:14:02,338
[ Screaming ]
1059
01:14:02,438 --> 01:14:05,008
MY BALLS ITCH.
1060
01:14:06,643 --> 01:14:09,078
[ Chong ]
CHEECH?
1061
01:14:11,180 --> 01:14:13,483
HEY, MAN!
CHEECH!
1062
01:14:13,583 --> 01:14:15,418
HEY, MAN!
1063
01:14:15,519 --> 01:14:19,122
WHERE ARE YOU?
HEY, I'M OVER HERE.
1064
01:14:19,222 --> 01:14:21,457
HEY!
CHEECH!
1065
01:14:21,558 --> 01:14:24,794
YES!
I'M RIGHT HERE, MAN.
1066
01:14:24,894 --> 01:14:27,731
WHERE ARE YA?
I'M RIGHT HERE.
1067
01:14:31,434 --> 01:14:33,803
OH, WOW.
WHERE YOU BEEN, MAN?
1068
01:14:33,903 --> 01:14:36,005
MAN, THEY CHAINED ME UP.
THEY PUT ME IN HERE, MAN.
1069
01:14:36,105 --> 01:14:40,476
I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER
FOR YOU, MAN.
WE'RE IN A NUTHOUSE.
1070
01:14:40,577 --> 01:14:44,648
YOU KNOW WHERE WE ARE?
WE'RE IN A NUTHOUSE.
1071
01:14:44,748 --> 01:14:48,151
YEAH. HEY, MAN,
THEY GOT ME CHAINED UP, MAN.
1072
01:14:48,251 --> 01:14:50,253
YEAH, THEY GOT YOU
CHAINED UP.
1073
01:14:50,353 --> 01:14:54,624
COME ON, MAN.
GET ME OUTTA HERE, MAN.
THESE PEOPLE ARE NUTS!
1074
01:14:55,759 --> 01:15:00,029
HEY, GET THE KEY, MAN.
GET THE KEY.
IT'S LOCKED UP.
1075
01:15:00,129 --> 01:15:04,668
IT'S LOCKED UP.
I GOTTA GET A KEY.
GET THE KEY. YEAH.
1076
01:15:04,768 --> 01:15:07,103
HEY, THEY THINK
I'M THE DOCTOR, MAN.
YEAH?
1077
01:15:07,203 --> 01:15:10,139
THEY PUT ME IN CHARGE
OF MEDICATION.
LET'S HAVE IT.
1078
01:15:10,239 --> 01:15:13,109
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, MAN.
DON'T GO AWAY.
OKAY, HURRY UP.
1079
01:15:13,209 --> 01:15:17,614
GET THE KEY
AND GET ME OUTTA HERE, MAN.
HURRY UP, MAN!
1080
01:15:18,481 --> 01:15:21,217
AND, MAN,
SCRATCH MY BALLS, MAN!
1081
01:15:21,317 --> 01:15:24,187
HEY! HEY, MAN!
1082
01:15:26,289 --> 01:15:29,993
ANYBODY, SCRATCH MY BALLS!
1083
01:15:38,367 --> 01:15:42,005
NOODLES, I'M WORRIED
ABOUT THE SARGE.
1084
01:15:42,105 --> 01:15:47,143
HE'S SO STRANGE LATELY.
HE'S NOT HIMSELF.
IT'S LIKE--
1085
01:15:47,243 --> 01:15:52,582
I DON'T KNOW IF THIS CASE
IS GETTIN' TO HIM,
OR IT'S HIS DIET, BUT HE'S--
1086
01:15:52,682 --> 01:15:56,753
NOTICE HOW PALE HE'S BEEN
LOOKIN'? PASTY KIND
OF LOOKIN', YOU KNOW?
1087
01:15:56,853 --> 01:15:58,955
[ Knocking On Door ]
1088
01:15:59,055 --> 01:16:01,858
I'M LOCKIN' UP NOW.
YOU GOT YOUR KEYS?
1089
01:16:01,958 --> 01:16:05,428
LISTEN, I'LL TALK TO YOU
WHEN YOU GET OFF THE WALL,
ALL RIGHT?
1090
01:16:05,528 --> 01:16:09,032
BYE.
[ Fly Buzzing ]
1091
01:16:09,132 --> 01:16:12,769
GRAPEFRUIT.
I THINK THAT'S PROBABLY
WHAT HE NEEDS.
1092
01:16:12,869 --> 01:16:15,872
MORE GRAPEFRUIT
AND MORE SUNSHINE.
1093
01:16:17,774 --> 01:16:20,443
[ Chong ]
CHEECH?
1094
01:16:20,543 --> 01:16:23,847
[ Chong ]
CHEECH?
HEY, MAN, IN HERE.
1095
01:16:25,615 --> 01:16:29,686
HEY, MAN,
WE LUCKED OUT.
1096
01:16:29,786 --> 01:16:33,589
I FOUND A REAL DOCTOR, MAN.
HE SAYS HE CAN HELP US.
1097
01:16:33,690 --> 01:16:36,826
DO YOU HAVE
THE KEY?
I GOT THE KEY RIGHT HERE.
1098
01:16:36,926 --> 01:16:40,229
OH, THANK GOD.
GET ME OUTTA HERE, MAN.
I'M NOT REALLY CRAZY.
1099
01:16:40,329 --> 01:16:42,565
THIS IS A BIG MISTAKE
THAT WE'RE IN HERE, MAN.
1100
01:16:42,666 --> 01:16:45,735
[ Laughing ]
YOU WANT THE KEY?
1101
01:16:45,835 --> 01:16:50,106
PLEASE, DOC, GET ME
OUTTA HERE. LET ME BE FREE.
I JUST WANT THE KEY, OKAY?
1102
01:16:50,206 --> 01:16:53,576
[ Laughing ]
YOU'RE SURE YOU WANT
TO BE FREE?
1103
01:16:53,677 --> 01:16:57,246
YEAH, I WANT TO BE FREE.
JUST GIVE ME THE KEY,
OKAY, PLEASE?
1104
01:16:57,346 --> 01:17:00,149
COME HERE.
1105
01:17:01,184 --> 01:17:03,653
STICK OUT YOUR TONGUE.
[ Laughing ]
1106
01:17:03,753 --> 01:17:06,990
WHAT?
STICK OUT YOUR TONGUE.
1107
01:17:10,794 --> 01:17:13,496
THERE'S THE KEY.
1108
01:17:13,596 --> 01:17:15,732
THE KEY?
1109
01:17:15,832 --> 01:17:18,167
THIS IS NOT THE KEY.
1110
01:17:18,267 --> 01:17:21,570
I WANT THE KEY!
THAT'S THE KEY
TO THE UNIVERSE.
1111
01:17:21,671 --> 01:17:24,473
[ Laughing ]
1112
01:17:24,573 --> 01:17:29,045
WAIT A MINUTE.
GET ME OUTTA HERE.
HEY, GIVE ME SOME OF THAT.
1113
01:17:30,513 --> 01:17:32,448
THAT'S A KEY FOR YOU.
1114
01:17:32,548 --> 01:17:37,653
WHAT WAS IT?
NO, DON'T TELL ME.
I WANT IT TO BE A SURPRISE.
1115
01:17:39,956 --> 01:17:42,926
YOU'RE FEELING FREE
ALREADY.
1116
01:17:50,399 --> 01:17:52,368
[ Laughing ]
1117
01:17:52,468 --> 01:17:55,171
[ Laughing ]
1118
01:18:03,646 --> 01:18:06,783
[ Laughing ]
1119
01:18:07,984 --> 01:18:12,155
[ Cheech ]
HEY, MAN.
HEY, I GOT THE KEY, MAN.
1120
01:18:12,255 --> 01:18:14,357
[ Laughing ]
1121
01:18:15,792 --> 01:18:18,828
HEY, MAN.
[ Sound Of Laughter ]
1122
01:18:21,530 --> 01:18:23,199
HEY, MAN.
1123
01:18:23,299 --> 01:18:25,935
ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S HAPPENIN'?
MY NAME IS JIMMY.
1124
01:18:26,035 --> 01:18:29,472
I'M GONNA DO ONE SONG
BEFORE I GET BACK
INTO MY BOX. YEAH.
1125
01:18:29,572 --> 01:18:33,042
* [ Eerie Musical Sounds ]
1126
01:18:33,142 --> 01:18:34,677
*
1127
01:18:34,778 --> 01:18:38,782
* PURPLE HAZE
ALL IN MY BRAIN *
1128
01:18:38,882 --> 01:18:42,585
* WHAT'S THIS NEGRO DOIN'
ON THIS STAGE *
1129
01:18:42,685 --> 01:18:46,255
* I ACT FUNNY
BUT I'M DOIN' ALL RIGHT *
1130
01:18:46,355 --> 01:18:50,093
* EXCUSE ME
WHILE I KISS THIS FLY *
1131
01:18:50,193 --> 01:18:53,562
* [ Distorted
Musical Sounds ]
1132
01:18:53,662 --> 01:18:55,531
* [ Musical Sounds Continue ]
1133
01:18:55,631 --> 01:18:59,769
[ Hamburger Dude's Voice ]
RIGHT THIS WAY, PLEASE.
1134
01:18:59,869 --> 01:19:03,206
[ Hamburger Dude's Voice ]
RIGHT THIS WAY, PLEASE.
1135
01:19:04,440 --> 01:19:07,310
[ Laughing ]
1136
01:19:11,147 --> 01:19:15,819
HEY, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
THEY CAN'T DO THIS TO YOU.
1137
01:19:15,919 --> 01:19:18,922
HEY!
HEY, BELIEVE ME.
1138
01:19:19,022 --> 01:19:23,059
YOU'RE OKAY,
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
1139
01:19:23,159 --> 01:19:26,762
HEY, WOULD I LIE?
HEY, TRUST ME.
HEY, BELIEVE ME.
1140
01:19:26,863 --> 01:19:32,468
THEY CAN'T DO THIS TO YOU.
AND IF THEY DO,
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
1141
01:19:32,568 --> 01:19:34,703
WE'LL GET BACK AT 'EM.
1142
01:19:34,804 --> 01:19:36,906
HEY, WE'LL GET BACK
AT 'EM, YOU HEAR ME?
1143
01:19:37,006 --> 01:19:39,475
BECAUSE THEY CAN'T DO THIS
TO YOU!
[ Phone Ringing ]
1144
01:19:39,575 --> 01:19:41,210
JUST A MINUTE.
1145
01:19:41,310 --> 01:19:46,415
YEAH, HELLO.
OH, GOVERNOR!
OH, THANK GOD.
1146
01:19:46,515 --> 01:19:50,954
WOW, WHAT A RELIEF!
YEAH, WE WERE
ON OUR WAY.
1147
01:19:51,054 --> 01:19:55,758
REALLY? OH, GREAT.
THAT'S GREAT TO HEAR,
GOVERNOR. YEAH.
1148
01:19:55,859 --> 01:19:59,462
YEAH. THAT'S NOT FOR YOU.
GO AHEAD.
1149
01:19:59,562 --> 01:20:01,264
YEAH, GOVERNOR.
DON'T I LOVE IT.
1150
01:20:01,364 --> 01:20:05,368
LOVE IT, LOVE IT.
YEAH. HAVE YOUR GIRL CALL
MY GIRL, WE'LL TALK.
1151
01:20:07,470 --> 01:20:11,707
DON'T BE FRIGHTENED.
IT'S JUST ME.
I'M SO SORRY.
1152
01:20:11,807 --> 01:20:14,477
BOYS, THERE'S BEEN
A TERRIBLE MISTAKE.
1153
01:20:14,577 --> 01:20:17,981
HOWIE IS GOING TO SAY
SOMETHING TO YOU,
AREN'T YOU, HOWIE?
1154
01:20:18,081 --> 01:20:21,317
I'M GOING TO GET YOU OUT
OF THIS AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE.
1155
01:20:21,417 --> 01:20:23,752
HOWIE, NOW SAY--
COME ON, SAY YOUR LITTLE SPEECH.
1156
01:20:23,853 --> 01:20:26,822
I'M SORRY
I TOOK THE MONEY.
THAT'S IT.
1157
01:20:26,923 --> 01:20:30,093
I'M SORRY I TOOK
THE MONEY!
1158
01:20:30,193 --> 01:20:33,997
I'M SORRY!
I'M SORRY!
1159
01:20:34,097 --> 01:20:38,534
THAT'S ENOUGH, HOWIE.
THAT'S ENOUGH, DEAR.
THAT'S JUST FINE.
1160
01:20:38,634 --> 01:20:42,771
BOYS, ALL THE MONEY IS HERE.
COME ALONG, HOWIE.
SORRY.
1161
01:20:42,872 --> 01:20:44,773
I JUST WANT TO APOLOGIZE
TO YOU AGAIN,
1162
01:20:44,874 --> 01:20:47,977
TELL YOU HOW SORRY I AM
ABOUT THE MISTAKE.
I'M TERRIBLY SORRY.
1163
01:20:48,077 --> 01:20:52,781
AND IF THERE'S ANYTHING
I CAN DO FOR YOU,
PLEASE DON'T HESITATE TO ASK.
1164
01:20:52,882 --> 01:20:55,418
COME ALONG, HOWIE.
SORRY.
1165
01:20:55,518 --> 01:20:58,087
TIME FOR YOUR LOBOTOMY.
1166
01:21:01,357 --> 01:21:06,996
I'M NOT SORRY
I TOOK THE MONEY!
[ Laughing ]
1167
01:21:11,667 --> 01:21:14,337
OH.
OH, MAN.
1168
01:21:14,437 --> 01:21:16,705
MY HEAD.
1169
01:21:16,805 --> 01:21:20,176
I STILL GOT A HEAD.
1170
01:21:20,276 --> 01:21:23,012
OH, MONEY!
1171
01:21:24,347 --> 01:21:26,649
[ Laughing ]
1172
01:21:27,483 --> 01:21:29,285
IT'S ALL HERE!
1173
01:21:29,385 --> 01:21:33,056
[ Car Brakes Squealing ]
[ Dick ] ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO,
COME ON OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP.
1174
01:21:33,156 --> 01:21:37,126
THIS IS THE POLICE.
DETECTIVE DROOLER SPEAKING.
LET'S GET OUTTA HERE.
1175
01:21:37,226 --> 01:21:41,664
[ Sirens Wailing,
Brakes Squealing ]
HEY, OUT HERE.
1176
01:21:41,764 --> 01:21:45,534
WHERE YOU GOIN'?
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT,
JUST FOLLOW ME. COME ON.
1177
01:21:45,634 --> 01:21:48,504
HEY, MAN.
1178
01:21:53,576 --> 01:21:57,146
YOU CLOWNS REALLY THOUGHT
YOU WERE PRETTY SMART TRYING
TO SNEAK OUT ON US, HUH?
1179
01:21:57,246 --> 01:22:01,084
THE ONLY THING THAT GETS ME
IS THAT YOU ACTUALLY THOUGHT
YOU COULD GET AWAY WITH IT.
1180
01:22:01,184 --> 01:22:03,319
I DID IT, I DID IT ALL!
1181
01:22:03,419 --> 01:22:07,356
I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.
I'M AWFULLY SORRY.
1182
01:22:07,456 --> 01:22:11,594
YEAH, SURE, YOU'RE SORRY.
ABOUT THE SORRIEST THING
I SEEN ALL WEEK.
1183
01:22:11,694 --> 01:22:17,400
DON'T BE FRIGHTENED.
YOU PEOPLE, YOU'VE MADE
A TERRIBLE MISTAKE.
1184
01:22:17,500 --> 01:22:19,635
MR. BIG, HUH?
1185
01:22:19,735 --> 01:22:22,705
WELL, YOU'RE NOT SO BIG
NOW, ARE YOU?
RIGHT, BOSS?
1186
01:22:22,805 --> 01:22:27,310
YEAH, IT'S ALWAYS GUYS
LIKE YOU THAT TRY
TO GET AWAY WITH IT.
1187
01:22:27,410 --> 01:22:32,481
OH, MR. LIZARD!
WOULD YOU CARE
FOR A HAMBURGER?
1188
01:22:32,581 --> 01:22:34,483
[ Laughing ]
1189
01:22:34,583 --> 01:22:38,154
[ Audience Cheering ]
1190
01:22:58,974 --> 01:23:01,710
COME ON, MAN.
IT'S TIME TO GO TO WORK.
1191
01:23:05,748 --> 01:23:08,651
HEY.
1192
01:23:16,292 --> 01:23:19,462
OH, MAN!
WHAT THE--
1193
01:23:19,562 --> 01:23:23,732
WHAT'RE YOU DOIN', MAN?
YOU'RE STUPID, MAN.
1194
01:23:23,832 --> 01:23:26,569
GOD!
1195
01:23:26,669 --> 01:23:28,071
COME ON,
LET'S GO TO WORK.
1196
01:23:30,673 --> 01:23:34,643
STUPID, MAN.
IF YOU HADN'T LOST ALL OUR MONEY
WE WOULDN'T BE DOING THIS.
1197
01:23:34,743 --> 01:23:37,713
WHAT ARE YOU BITCHIN'
ABOUT, MAN?
WE GOT IT MADE.
1198
01:23:37,813 --> 01:23:40,449
OH, MAN, SO STUPID.
1199
01:23:40,549 --> 01:23:44,220
HEY, YOU WANTED TO BE
IN PARADISE, MAN.
WE'RE IN PARADISE.
1200
01:23:44,320 --> 01:23:47,690
THIS IS NOT EXACTLY
WHAT I HAD IN MIND.
1201
01:23:47,790 --> 01:23:49,358
COME ON,
LET'S GO TO WORK.
1202
01:23:49,458 --> 01:23:54,863
[ Announcer ]
COME ON, LADIES,
LET'S GIVE IT TO 'EM, HUH?
1203
01:23:54,963 --> 01:23:56,632
ALL RIGHT!
1204
01:23:56,732 --> 01:24:00,603
MAN, THIS IS STUPID.
WHAT ARE YOU BITCHIN' ABOUT?
IT'S FUN.
1205
01:24:00,703 --> 01:24:05,241
LISTEN, WE'RE SUN KINGS
IN PARADISE.
IT'S NOT WHAT I HAD IN MIND.
1206
01:24:05,341 --> 01:24:08,911
LADIES, HOLD ON.
WE HAVE A SPECIAL TREAT.
1207
01:24:09,011 --> 01:24:14,683
CLUB PARADISE PROUDLY
PRESENTS MAUI AND WOWIE,
THE SUN KINGS!
1208
01:24:14,783 --> 01:24:19,088
*
[ Cheering ]
1209
01:24:40,943 --> 01:24:43,246
HEY, MAN, HELP!
1210
01:24:43,346 --> 01:24:46,349
HEY, MAN, HELP!
HELP ME!
1211
01:24:53,989 --> 01:24:56,525
* [ Rock ]
1212
01:24:56,625 --> 01:25:03,699
*
1213
01:25:03,799 --> 01:25:09,104
* SAVE THE WHALES
1214
01:25:31,994 --> 01:25:37,600
* OHHH-OH-OO-WEE
1215
01:25:37,700 --> 01:25:44,473
* OHHH-OH-OO-WEE
1216
01:25:45,774 --> 01:25:49,178
* OOOH
1217
01:25:50,979 --> 01:25:56,985
* AHH
1218
01:25:57,085 --> 01:26:02,191
* SAVE THE WHALES
1219
01:26:07,129 --> 01:26:09,798
* SAVE THE WHALES
1220
01:26:24,280 --> 01:26:26,949
* SAVE 'EM
1221
01:26:27,049 --> 01:26:29,852
* COME ON, SAVE 'EM
1222
01:26:31,620 --> 01:26:37,660
* SAVE THE WHALES
YEAH, YEAH *
1223
01:26:37,760 --> 01:26:40,028
* SAVE 'EM
1224
01:26:40,128 --> 01:26:42,197
* COME ON, SAVE 'EM
1225
01:26:42,298 --> 01:26:45,668
* SAVE 'EM
YEAH, YEAH *
1226
01:26:45,768 --> 01:26:48,571
* OH-OH
1227
01:26:51,006 --> 01:26:53,742
* SAVE 'EM
1228
01:26:53,842 --> 01:26:55,944
* COME ON, SAVE 'EM
1229
01:26:56,044 --> 01:26:59,214
* AH-AH OH-OH
1230
01:26:59,315 --> 01:27:01,784
* SAVE THE WHALES
1231
01:27:01,884 --> 01:27:06,322
* WHALES, WHALES, WHALES
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