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- My name is Nathan Fielder,
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and I graduated from one ofCanada's top business schools
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with really good grades.
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Now I'm using my knowledge
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to help strugglingsmall business owners make it
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in this competitive world.
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This is "Nathan for You."
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If you'rea traveling businessman
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visiting Pomona, California,
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chances are you'll stayat the iconic Hilltop Hotel.
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But recently,hotel manager Kenny Pang
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has been eager to attracta new type of clientele:
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families on vacation.
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- The hotel would like to,
you know,
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get more families to come in
because when they--
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when they come in,
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they will stay a lot longer
than the other guests.
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- But as far as I'm concerned,
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if you want to attractfamilies,
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you have to cater to the needsof the parents.
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So I paid Kenny a visitwith a way to help.
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When couples stay alone
in a hotel,
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if their relationship's
going well,
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they'll usually have sex,
right?
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- [laughs]
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That's common sense.
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- Yeah. But when families
travel together,
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I imagine it's incredibly
frustrating for the parents
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because they're unable
to engage in sexual intercourse
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because their kids are there.
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- [laughing]
You know what?
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I never, ever really
pay attention to this matter.
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But...it's out there.
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- Right now, the reason
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why parents don't wantto have sex while on vacation
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is because their childrenwill see and hear them,
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leading to permanentdevelopmental damage
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which can never be repaired.
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But if the Hilltop Hotel couldoffer a portable soundproof box
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that completelyisolates the child
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from his parents' carnal acts,
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they'd quickly becomethe top hotel choice
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for sexually active parentstraveling with their children.
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The plan:
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- Then, it would still be
inside...the room.
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Is that what you're saying?
Oh, sorry.
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- You know, the best part
is kids wouldn't see this
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as some prison
they're forced into.
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It would be a fun isolation box
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that kids
of all ages would enjoy.
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- Um...
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If you put it that way,
theoretically, maybe.
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- Kenny was beginningto see the potential of my idea
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and even had some suggestionsof his own.
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- Every single thing
that kids would love
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could go into that box.
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I mean, you know,
little flashlights, you know,
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little stars to, you know,
go off at night.
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- But before committingto anything,
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he wanted to seea working prototype.
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So I got to work constructingour first isolation chamber
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that would be large enough
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to house a childup to 16 years of age.
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But since the most importantpart was the soundproofing,
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we layered the inside walls
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with 6 inchesof rock wool batting
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and then addeda cork-lined inner chamber
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with a pressurized seal thatwould eliminate vibrations.
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Because the boxhad to be airtight,
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I also installed aself-contained breathing system
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that would pump oxygen inwhile scrubbing out the CO2
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so the child wouldn'tsuffocate.
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And as a final precaution,
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I createda rainforest soundscape
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to play inside the boxwith custom animal calls
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that would hopefully camouflage
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any sex noisesthat happened to get through.
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Ooh-ooh-ee-ee-ah-ahh....
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[grunting]
Ruh-ruh-ah...
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Oooooooh...
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With every precaution taken
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and the box now decoratedto make it exciting for kids,
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it seemed like our prototypewas complete.
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But I knewthat if even one sex noise
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happened to get throughto the inside,
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the Hilltop could be liable fortraumatizing an innocent child.
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So after setting up the boxin one of their suites,
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I hiredtwo pornographic performers
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to help me test it outunder real-life circumstances.
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Do you normally start,
like, kissing a little bit,
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and then it
gets more and more or--
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- It kind
of depends on the scene.
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I mean, usually, like,
sometimes, there's kissing.
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Sometimes, it just
goes straight to blowjob.
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- Oh, okay.
- Yeah.
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- While Tony and Hollygot ready in the bathroom,
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I brought inour test subject...
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Hey.
- Hi.
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- How's it going? I'm Nathan.
Nice to meet you.
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An eight-year-old child actornamed Bradley.
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- What the heck?
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- Pretty cool fort, huh?
- Yeah.
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- Bradley loved the box.
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And after helping him inand showing him how to alert me
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in case of an emergency...
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[alarm beeps]
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You see?
That light?
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I sealed him insidethe chamber...
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making sure there was no wayhe could get out on his own
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and ruin his innocence.
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Even though Bradley's parents
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were fully awareof what was about to happen,
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they still insisted onbeing present during the test.
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So I just want to be
clear with you guys.
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Because this is a test,
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I'm gonna have the performers
go at each other pretty hard.
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- Okay.
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- Okay.
- And with that,
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I brought Jurgen and Marie intothe room so we could begin.
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Are you guys ready?
- Yeah.
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- Okay. Whenever you're ready.
- Oh, we're ready.
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- [murmurs]
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[both murmuring]
[kissing sounds]
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- I love you so much,
Marie.
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- Touch me where I like it,
Jurgen.
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- I gave them your names
to make it more realistic.
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- Okay.
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- Watch and learn, hon.
[laughs]
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- [moaning]
Oh...
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Oh, you like it when
I beg for that [bleep],
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don't you, Jurgen?
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[moans]
Ah!
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- After a few minutes,
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the real Jurgen and Mariedecided to leave the room.
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- There's an alert button.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Okay. I'll take care of him.
- Okay. Thanks.
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- See you, guys.
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With Jurgen and Marie gone,
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I was left to monitor the restof the test on my own.
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- [yelling]
Oh! Oh!
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[loud moaning]
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Oh, God, Jurgen!
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[both moaning]
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[rainforest sounds playing]
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- Once I observedthe couple had climaxed,
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I knew it wasn't gonnaget any louder,
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so I had them finish up
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and brought in somethingcomfortable for them to put on.
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And with Holly and Tonyout of the room,
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it's time to seeif my box had worked.
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So what was it like being
in outer space?
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- Fun.
- Did you...hear anything?
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- Animal noises.
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- Animal noises?
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Nothing besides that?
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- No.
- Nothing?
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- Nothing.
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- My box had passedan initial test.
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But with a child's mentalhealth on the line,
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I needed to make sureit held up
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under even the mostextreme circumstances.
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So to put it throughthe ultimate stress test,
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I arranged foran additional five performers
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to join Tony and Hollyfor a seven-person orgy.
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So these are some of
my friends here.
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Just wanna say hi?
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all: Hi.
- Yeah.
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- Nice to meet you.
- Okay.
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You know the drill, right?
- Yeah.
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- Blast off.
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[loud moaning,
groaning]
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- It was clear that if my boxcould withstand this,
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it would hold upin any situation
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a hotel client might get into.
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So after the 30-minutegroup session concluded,
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I followed up one more timewith Bradley.
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So, uh...how was that?
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- Awesome.
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- Did you hear
anything strange this time?
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- No.
- Nothing?
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- Nothing.
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- It worked. The boxwas completely soundproof.
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And that meant I could finally
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return to Kennywith undeniable proof
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that the product was readyto be offered to his guests.
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- Oh, is that--
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[laughs]
Wow.
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It looks like
a space shuttle.
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- Oh, God, Jurgen!
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[both moaning loudly]
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- So, as you can see,
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we tested it out
in every possible scenario...
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- Mm-hmm.
- From a couple making love
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to a seven-person
group engagement,
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and there was a child
in there the entire time...
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- Mm-hmm.
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- Who didn't hear anything.
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- Mm-hmm.
Okay.
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Wow. Um...
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Mm...
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- So I guess we'll leave the box
in the lobby,
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and just let me know
if you want to order any more.
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- Um...
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Thank you for the offer,
but--
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- You don't have to worry
about it--it's my gift to you.
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We'll just leave it
in the lobby.
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- Uh...all right.
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Leave it in the lobby, then.
Yeah.
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[light music]
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♪
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- In making this show,I'm constantly on the road,
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driving from locationto location.
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I try to use the timeas best I can
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by catching up onthe royalty-free music tracks
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I'm thinkingof using in my show.
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- ♪ Hot summer nightsafter the sun went down ♪
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♪ Dreaming of a lifeoutside my little town ♪
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- But because the trafficis so terrible
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in Southern California,
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I often find myselfstuck in total gridlock,
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'causing me huge delaysto wherever I'm going,
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and in my line of work,being late is not an option.
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So I recently developeda solution
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that allows me to be on timeno matter how bad traffic gets.
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Whenever I'm on the road,
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I make sure to have two internsfollow me on a motorcycle.
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Then, the secondI hit any traffic,
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I give them a signalout my window
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to approachthe side of the car.
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This is where a switch occurs,
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as my unpaid interntakes my spot in the car
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while I quickly mount the backof the motorcycle.
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And because it's legalto split lanes in California,
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I'm able to speedthrough the gridlock
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and get to where I'm goingwithout any delay whatsoever,
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leaving my unpaid internto wait in traffic
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and eventually deliver my carto my destination.
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But the more I use the system,
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the more I noticethat others around me
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looked enviousof my ability to avoid traffic,
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and that's when I realized
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I might've accidentallystumbled onto
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a major business opportunity.
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If I could arrangefor hundreds of motorcyclists
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throughout the cityto be on-call
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to fetch gridlocked driversat a moment's notice,
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I'd be able to helpeveryone avoid traffic,
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and my gridlock rescue conceptcould become a national hit.
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But to do thiswould take some work,
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so we'll check back with thisin a bit.
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But first...
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Rose Ilandrianis a travel agent
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and the owner of Glendale,California's Travelure By Rose.
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But in this internet age,
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she's seenher longstanding business
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crippled by modern technology.
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- All of a sudden,
internet came
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and everybody's--they're going
directly to the internet.
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- And because of this,her customers have dwindled
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to the last holdoutsof the information age--
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the oldest of the old.
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So I paid Rose a visitwith a really good solution.
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You see, pretty soon,Rose's customers will be so old
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that the only travel they'll beinterested in planning
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is their trip into the ground.
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[thud]
- Oh, no!
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- So if Rose were to capitalizeon her giant rolodex of elders
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by helpingthem book their funerals,
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she'd open upa whole new stream of revenue
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from coffin salesand grave plots.
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The plan: for Rose totransition her travel agency
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into a full-servicefuneral home.
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- What are you talking?
274
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- I mean, even you acknowledged
the business is gonna die.
275
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- Yes.
- Travel agents
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aren't gonna
be around much longer.
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- My opinion.
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- Your opinion?
- Yes.
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- So this is
a last-ditch effort
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to squeeze out as much
as you can from your customers
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before they're gone for good.
282
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- Hmm.
283
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- Rose seemed interestedin the prospect
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of making moneyfrom her dying customers.
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But since neither of us knewhow the funeral business
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actually operated,I booked us an appointment
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at one of the area'smost popular funeral homes.
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Not wanting to tip offthat we were a new competitor
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looking for trade secrets,
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I convinced Rose to poseas my dying wife
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whose funeralwe were looking to plan
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before she bites the dust.
293
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Okay. Show me
how you're gonna act in there.
294
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- What do you want?
I mean, like this...
295
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- Yeah.
That's realistic kind of sick.
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It's almost dead--okay.
Good.
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- But I'm a very strong lady.
- Yeah, you're strong
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in real life, but for this,
you're pretending to be sick.
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- Okay.
300
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- So we headed into our meeting
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with funeral directorBreanna Gallagher
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to find out everything we couldabout their business model.
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Sadly, uh, my wife, Rose,
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has come down with Klein's
and she's on her way out,
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so we're trying to make
arrangements for the day.
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- Sure.
- So whatever, you know,
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options you have and can
run through kind of
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everything you offer,
that would be really helpful
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for us to make our decision.
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- Absolutely.
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- With the funeral directorbuying our story,
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she walked me through all theirproducts and services,
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and I was sure to take noteof everything.
314
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And can I ask, uh, who your
distributor is for these?
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- Aurora.
We use Aurora caskets.
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- Aurora?
- Yes.
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- My plan was working
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to get Rose the informationshe needed,
319
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but I was surprised to learn
320
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that the business was trendingaway from caskets altogether.
321
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- Cremation is on the rise
right now.
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- It was clearthat if Rose wanted to compete,
323
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she'd need to be able to offercremation to her customers.
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But when I looked online,
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I discoveredthat cremation furnaces
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were ridiculously expensive,
327
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and the only ovens that seemedto be in her price range
328
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were ones that cooked pizzas.
329
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But before suggestingthis to Rose,
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I needed to be sureit could incinerate a body.
331
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So I contacted a local pizzeria
332
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and asked if I could do a testin one of their ovens.
333
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Obviously,I couldn't use a real cadaver,
334
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so I structured a makeshiftbody out of dough
335
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and filled the insideswith pork bones
336
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and whatever stuff I could
337
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to make the anatomyas close to human as possible.
338
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And once it was done,we wrapped it up
339
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and headed overto Burbank Pizzeria
340
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to see if their ovenwould burn it to a crisp.
341
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- I was told it was just
a calzone you were gonna cook.
342
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I wasn't sure that this was
gonna be this big of a deal
343
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with clothing and cloth
and leather and hair
344
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and stuff like that,
so...
345
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Okay, but if we take off
the clothing, then it's okay?
346
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- I think it would be best
if you want to cook it.
347
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- After a brief negotiation,
348
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George allowed me to continueas long as we put him in naked.
349
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[cheerful music]
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So once all the clotheswere removed,
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George and I delicatelyloaded the body
352
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into the 650-degree oven,
353
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and then all there was leftto do was wait.
354
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Are you, uh,
are you married?
355
00:14:16,073 --> 00:14:17,072
- Yup.
356
00:14:17,073 --> 00:14:20,072
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.
357
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Are you married?
358
00:14:22,073 --> 00:14:25,073
- No. No.
359
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- I'm gonna get me some water.
360
00:14:34,599 --> 00:14:37,097
- After 1 1/2 hours,George had to open up his shop.
361
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So he made me take out the bodybefore it was fully burnt,
362
00:14:40,099 --> 00:14:43,097
but he seemed confidentthat this would work.
363
00:14:43,099 --> 00:14:45,097
A few more hours, would it
all just burn to a crisp?
364
00:14:45,099 --> 00:14:46,099
- Yup.
- Would that work the same
365
00:14:47,099 --> 00:14:48,097
for a human body too?
366
00:14:48,099 --> 00:14:52,097
- Well, anything in that heat
eventually will burn, yeah.
367
00:14:52,099 --> 00:14:54,097
- With the successof my scientific experiment,
368
00:14:54,099 --> 00:14:56,097
I now knew that Rosewould be able
369
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to offer cremationson a budget.
370
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So I dressed upher waiting area
371
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with marketing materials
372
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that would showcase all the newservices that were available.
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And with that,it was time to see if Rose
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could convince customersto plan their funerals
375
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with Travelure.
376
00:15:11,099 --> 00:15:15,097
- I'd like to go again
to Las Vegas, Nevada.
377
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- After handlingthe customer's travel needs,
378
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I then had Rosebring up the new service.
379
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- And we sell, sorry I'm telling
you this one, funeral packages.
380
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- Oh, yeah. Okay.
381
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All right. Yeah.
382
00:15:29,099 --> 00:15:32,099
- If you are ready
or you have the plans...
383
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like, we prepare
all these packages.
384
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- Um...
385
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I don't have plans
in that area right now, though,
386
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but yeah.
It's good to know, yeah.
387
00:15:42,099 --> 00:15:44,097
I need to know just in case.
- Yes.
388
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Whenever you need that,
just let me know.
389
00:15:47,099 --> 00:15:49,097
- Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
390
00:15:49,099 --> 00:15:51,097
Sure. Sure.
391
00:15:51,099 --> 00:15:54,097
- But unfortunately,the customer wasn't interested.
392
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And after that,
393
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Rose started havingsecond thoughts.
394
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- It has to come from my heart.
395
00:16:00,099 --> 00:16:01,097
I have to like what I'm doing.
396
00:16:01,099 --> 00:16:03,099
- So it's not quite
for you?
397
00:16:04,099 --> 00:16:05,097
- I can do it, but, again,
398
00:16:05,099 --> 00:16:08,097
it's not from my heart.
399
00:16:08,099 --> 00:16:09,097
- You know, it's funny.
400
00:16:09,099 --> 00:16:11,097
All this talk
about funerals and stuff
401
00:16:11,099 --> 00:16:14,099
has really gotten me thinking
a lot about my own mortality,
402
00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:16,097
you know what I mean?
403
00:16:16,099 --> 00:16:17,097
- Yes.
404
00:16:17,099 --> 00:16:19,097
- It makes you realize
that at the end of the day,
405
00:16:19,099 --> 00:16:21,097
it's not about how much
money you make
406
00:16:21,099 --> 00:16:24,097
or...how many girls
you've slept with.
407
00:16:24,099 --> 00:16:27,097
It's about the little moments
that are nice.
408
00:16:27,099 --> 00:16:30,097
- Very nice.
- Like this.
409
00:16:30,099 --> 00:16:33,097
- Yeah. This is one.
This moment is very good.
410
00:16:33,099 --> 00:16:34,099
- Good luck with everything,
Rose.
411
00:16:35,099 --> 00:16:36,097
- Thank you, too, Nathan.
412
00:16:36,099 --> 00:16:38,097
Thank you. Thank you.
413
00:16:38,099 --> 00:16:41,099
- Yeah. Bye.
- Bye-bye.
414
00:16:42,099 --> 00:16:44,099
Good-bye.
415
00:16:46,524 --> 00:16:48,523
- Earlier, you saw mecome up with an idea
416
00:16:48,524 --> 00:16:49,764
to rescue people from gridlock.
417
00:16:50,524 --> 00:16:52,523
But to see if this would workas an actual service,
418
00:16:52,524 --> 00:16:54,523
I'd first need to recruitmotorcyclists
419
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that were interestedin being riders.
420
00:16:56,524 --> 00:16:59,523
Knowing that bikershave a pack mentality,
421
00:16:59,524 --> 00:17:00,523
I thought I'd havethe best chance
422
00:17:00,524 --> 00:17:02,523
of gaining their interest
423
00:17:02,524 --> 00:17:03,523
if they thoughtI was one of them.
424
00:17:03,524 --> 00:17:06,522
[wolf whistle]
425
00:17:06,523 --> 00:17:07,522
So I headed toa local biker bar
426
00:17:07,523 --> 00:17:10,522
with the goal of recruitingcouples who ride together
427
00:17:10,523 --> 00:17:12,522
to take part in my service.
428
00:17:12,523 --> 00:17:15,522
And after spending some timedoing my best to blend in...
429
00:17:15,523 --> 00:17:16,523
[groans]
Ugh.
430
00:17:16,525 --> 00:17:19,522
My life.
431
00:17:19,523 --> 00:17:21,522
I met a biker couplenamed Sean and Laura
432
00:17:21,523 --> 00:17:23,522
who seemed interestedin my idea.
433
00:17:23,523 --> 00:17:24,523
I'm working
on a business opportunity,
434
00:17:24,845 --> 00:17:27,522
and I'm looking for couples
that know how to ride.
435
00:17:27,523 --> 00:17:29,522
So the next day,I brought them into my office
436
00:17:29,523 --> 00:17:31,522
to see if they'd beright for the job.
437
00:17:31,523 --> 00:17:33,522
To launch this, you know,
438
00:17:33,523 --> 00:17:35,522
I'm looking for strong couples
because, you know,
439
00:17:35,523 --> 00:17:37,522
if I hire you guys
and you break up,
440
00:17:37,523 --> 00:17:38,522
you're kind of useless
to me.
441
00:17:38,523 --> 00:17:40,522
- Right.
- So I should ask.
442
00:17:40,523 --> 00:17:43,522
Are there any issues
in the relationship at all?
443
00:17:43,523 --> 00:17:45,522
- I think
we're pretty solid.
444
00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:47,522
I mean, I'm not--
445
00:17:47,523 --> 00:17:49,522
- I'm not looking to go
see anybody else, so...
446
00:17:49,523 --> 00:17:51,522
- Not really.
- Okay.
447
00:17:51,523 --> 00:17:55,522
If I hire you, and God forbid,
you guys do break up,
448
00:17:55,523 --> 00:17:57,522
how quickly do you think
you'd be able
449
00:17:57,523 --> 00:17:58,522
to get into
a new relationship?
450
00:17:58,523 --> 00:18:01,523
- [laughs] That's a--
That's--[stammers]
451
00:18:02,523 --> 00:18:03,522
I wouldn't be
able to answer that.
452
00:18:03,523 --> 00:18:05,522
Sometimes it's been years.
453
00:18:05,523 --> 00:18:06,522
Sometimes it's been
the next day, you know?
454
00:18:06,523 --> 00:18:08,522
It's--
- The next day?
455
00:18:08,523 --> 00:18:09,522
- I have done it
in a day.
456
00:18:09,523 --> 00:18:13,522
I've done two in a day.
[laughing]
457
00:18:13,523 --> 00:18:15,522
- What does
that mean?
458
00:18:15,523 --> 00:18:16,522
- Um...
459
00:18:16,523 --> 00:18:18,522
- Yeah.
What does that mean?
460
00:18:18,523 --> 00:18:19,523
- I had too much fun in one day
with two different women.
461
00:18:20,523 --> 00:18:21,522
- Like, a threesome?
462
00:18:21,523 --> 00:18:22,522
- No. It was separate.
463
00:18:22,523 --> 00:18:25,522
In the same--same day,
464
00:18:25,523 --> 00:18:28,522
at the same party,
but no, not together.
465
00:18:28,523 --> 00:18:30,522
- So you had sex with one woman,
then another right after?
466
00:18:30,523 --> 00:18:32,522
- Pretty much.
- Okay.
467
00:18:32,523 --> 00:18:35,522
So if this
relationship ends,
468
00:18:35,523 --> 00:18:37,523
you'll find someone
pretty quick.
469
00:18:38,523 --> 00:18:40,522
- Sure.
- Okay.
470
00:18:40,523 --> 00:18:42,522
I mean,
you guys seem great.
471
00:18:42,523 --> 00:18:43,523
With Laura and Sean on board,
472
00:18:44,325 --> 00:18:46,522
I was one step closerto my gridlock rescue service
473
00:18:46,523 --> 00:18:48,522
becoming a reality.
474
00:18:48,523 --> 00:18:49,523
But before launching this,
475
00:18:50,523 --> 00:18:52,522
I needed to see if there wasinterest from actual commuters.
476
00:18:52,523 --> 00:18:55,522
So I sent Sean and Lauraout into rush hour traffic
477
00:18:55,523 --> 00:18:58,523
to see if the publicwould embrace my idea.
478
00:19:00,523 --> 00:19:01,724
- Roll down your window.
479
00:19:02,523 --> 00:19:03,805
How you doing today?
480
00:19:04,523 --> 00:19:05,522
We're offering
a service.
481
00:19:05,523 --> 00:19:07,522
My girlfriend would be
more than happy
482
00:19:07,523 --> 00:19:09,522
to drive your car
to wherever you're going.
483
00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:10,522
You can get on the back
of the bike,
484
00:19:10,523 --> 00:19:13,523
and we'll get you there
a whole lot quicker.
485
00:19:14,204 --> 00:19:15,522
All right.
486
00:19:15,523 --> 00:19:18,522
- I was surprised that peopleweren't receptive to my idea.
487
00:19:18,523 --> 00:19:19,522
- Just tell me
where you want to go.
488
00:19:19,523 --> 00:19:20,523
We'll take you.
489
00:19:21,484 --> 00:19:22,523
I-I know you don't
want to do it,
490
00:19:23,523 --> 00:19:25,522
but please don't disrespect me
while I'm talking to you.
491
00:19:25,523 --> 00:19:27,523
Hop on the bike!
492
00:19:32,523 --> 00:19:34,522
- All right.
- Go.
493
00:19:34,523 --> 00:19:35,522
- And in that moment,for the first time,
494
00:19:35,523 --> 00:19:39,522
I finally realizedthe fatal flaw in my concept.
495
00:19:39,523 --> 00:19:41,522
In this post-Pearl Harborworld,
496
00:19:41,523 --> 00:19:44,522
people don't trust their fellowman the way they once did.
497
00:19:44,523 --> 00:19:46,523
- People are just so scared
and afraid
498
00:19:47,164 --> 00:19:49,522
of the unknown that once
they shut their mind off,
499
00:19:49,523 --> 00:19:51,522
it's really hard
to open it up.
500
00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:53,522
- Exactly.
501
00:19:53,523 --> 00:19:54,522
- It was a sad conclusion
502
00:19:54,523 --> 00:19:57,522
to what I thoughtwas a revolutionary idea.
503
00:19:57,523 --> 00:19:59,522
But at least we could celebratethat we gave it our all
504
00:19:59,523 --> 00:20:00,522
as a team.
505
00:20:00,523 --> 00:20:02,523
- What are you guys
doing later tonight?
506
00:20:03,523 --> 00:20:05,522
- Well, I'm taking her out
to get something to eat.
507
00:20:05,523 --> 00:20:06,522
- Oh.
Where are you guys gonna go?
508
00:20:06,523 --> 00:20:08,522
- I don't know yet.
Maybe fish.
509
00:20:08,523 --> 00:20:10,522
- Fish?
- Crab.
510
00:20:10,523 --> 00:20:11,522
- Oh. Sounds good.
511
00:20:11,523 --> 00:20:13,522
Would you like to--
me to come too?
512
00:20:13,523 --> 00:20:14,523
We could all have a--
513
00:20:15,523 --> 00:20:16,522
- No. I think we're good.
514
00:20:16,523 --> 00:20:19,522
- Okay. You guys--
it's like just for you guys?
515
00:20:19,523 --> 00:20:21,204
- Yeah.
No. I'm taking my lady out.
516
00:20:21,523 --> 00:20:22,522
I...don't really
need any company with me.
517
00:20:22,523 --> 00:20:24,522
- Okay. Sure.
I mean, I wouldn't want to be
518
00:20:24,523 --> 00:20:25,523
a third wheel, you know?
519
00:20:26,523 --> 00:20:27,522
- That's what it would be,
so...
520
00:20:27,523 --> 00:20:29,522
- Oh, okay.
- Yeah.
521
00:20:29,523 --> 00:20:31,522
- Well, it's great working
with you guys.
522
00:20:31,523 --> 00:20:33,522
- Nice working with you, too.
- Yes.
523
00:20:33,523 --> 00:20:34,522
In the end, Sean and Laura
524
00:20:34,523 --> 00:20:37,522
weren't that differentfrom everyone else--
525
00:20:37,523 --> 00:20:41,522
too afraid of the unknownto let a stranger inside.
526
00:20:41,523 --> 00:20:43,522
But, brother,I'll tell you one thing.
527
00:20:43,523 --> 00:20:47,522
I'd rather be trustingthan late.
528
00:20:47,523 --> 00:20:51,522
- ♪ Hot summer nightsafter the sun went down ♪
529
00:20:51,523 --> 00:20:56,522
♪ Dreaming of a lifeoutside my little town ♪
530
00:20:56,523 --> 00:20:58,523
- Abso...lutely.
531
00:21:00,871 --> 00:21:03,670
- Highway blues.
- I'm sorry to hear that.
532
00:21:03,671 --> 00:21:06,670
- It's okay.
- We've all been there.
533
00:21:06,671 --> 00:21:08,670
- Oh, yeah. Yeah.
534
00:21:08,671 --> 00:21:09,670
[deep inhale]
535
00:21:09,671 --> 00:21:11,671
Life alone on the road.
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