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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:26,389 --> 00:02:28,599 Hey, love your umbrella. 2 00:02:43,655 --> 00:02:46,908 -Dr. Mills. Dr. Budlong. -Morosini, Carvalho, come with me. 3 00:02:49,369 --> 00:02:53,998 If he thinks he's going to ruin any more equipment he's underestimated the facility. 4 00:03:00,338 --> 00:03:04,175 -He thinks he's cute, doesn't he? -Yes, but I was mother's favourite. 5 00:03:04,509 --> 00:03:05,635 Dr. Mills. 6 00:03:07,512 --> 00:03:11,349 -This is the last time I'll warn you. -I won't let the Klystron go above 300. 7 00:03:11,474 --> 00:03:14,727 That's what you said last time it rained, but you turned it to 350. 8 00:03:14,852 --> 00:03:17,563 Do you know what it costs to repair a Klystron tube? 9 00:03:17,688 --> 00:03:21,483 I know, Dr. Budlong. I'm very sorry, but believe me it won't happen again. 10 00:03:21,608 --> 00:03:24,110 You have my word on that, and I promise. 11 00:03:24,653 --> 00:03:28,365 Don't worry. He can't go blowing up your Klyman tube or whatever it is. 12 00:03:28,490 --> 00:03:31,242 We've got a date tonight, happy hour at Mingles. 13 00:03:31,368 --> 00:03:33,495 Mingles. You know what that means? 14 00:03:33,787 --> 00:03:34,621 What? 15 00:03:34,913 --> 00:03:36,915 It means complimentary hors d'oeuvres. 16 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:40,001 A veritable who's who of secretaries and beauticians. 17 00:03:40,126 --> 00:03:42,212 It means 20th century music. 18 00:03:42,837 --> 00:03:46,549 You look like a sensible man. You believe there's life on other planets? 19 00:03:46,674 --> 00:03:49,761 -I don't believe there's life in this room. -Exactly. 20 00:03:50,220 --> 00:03:54,390 Your brother wants to send a radar signal to a point in space so far away... 21 00:03:54,557 --> 00:03:57,602 ...it'd take 92 years to get there and 92 years to get back. 22 00:03:57,727 --> 00:04:00,063 Ninety-two years? Steve, we're late now. 23 00:04:00,188 --> 00:04:03,691 Indeed. There isn't anything out there, Dr. Mills. 24 00:04:03,816 --> 00:04:04,859 We're it. 25 00:04:05,652 --> 00:04:09,739 Now don't you go above 300 or I'm revoking your funding. 26 00:04:13,408 --> 00:04:16,787 Now that Dr. Strangelove is gone, let's go. Mingles is at high party. 27 00:04:16,912 --> 00:04:18,455 I can't tonight, Ron. 28 00:04:19,998 --> 00:04:21,083 It's raining. 29 00:04:21,208 --> 00:04:25,128 Tonight I've got another destination in mind. I wanna go right there. 30 00:04:26,922 --> 00:04:31,009 Clouds of Magellan. It sounds like some kind of woman's underwear. 31 00:04:31,718 --> 00:04:34,930 No, the Clouds of Magellan is the name of our neighbouring galaxy. 32 00:04:35,055 --> 00:04:37,390 You want to send a radar signal to the next galaxy? 33 00:04:37,515 --> 00:04:39,434 You can't get radar to the next galaxy. 34 00:04:39,559 --> 00:04:43,063 You'd have to travel faster than the speed of light. No one can do that. 35 00:04:43,188 --> 00:04:46,191 Don't watch that, it won't change. This is the one to watch. 36 00:04:46,316 --> 00:04:47,984 I like the Clouds of Magellan. 37 00:04:48,068 --> 00:04:49,611 We can't get there, Ron. 38 00:04:49,736 --> 00:04:52,781 But if we increase the power of the Klystron, with lightning... 39 00:04:52,906 --> 00:04:56,242 ...we may get a signal strong enough to get out of the solar system. 40 00:04:56,367 --> 00:04:57,744 That's the theory, anyway. 41 00:04:57,869 --> 00:05:01,371 Right. Thanks. Tell me something I don't know. 42 00:05:03,874 --> 00:05:07,544 Can't this wait? Secretaries are like animals when it comes to free food. 43 00:05:07,669 --> 00:05:10,714 The reflectors line up for 10 days only once every 19 months. 44 00:05:10,839 --> 00:05:13,508 Now, with all this rain and lightning, it's perfect. 45 00:05:13,550 --> 00:05:15,093 Perfect for men like us. 46 00:05:15,177 --> 00:05:18,847 Christ! Steve, when was the last time you went out with a woman? 47 00:05:20,223 --> 00:05:23,477 January of '86. No. March of '86. 48 00:05:24,394 --> 00:05:28,273 I took Dr. Elizabeth Conway to see the Halley's Comet retrospective. 49 00:05:28,398 --> 00:05:29,358 Superb. 50 00:05:29,483 --> 00:05:31,568 -You see it? -Sure, a couple of times. 51 00:05:31,693 --> 00:05:35,197 How can we be brothers? We don't have a single gene in common. 52 00:05:36,364 --> 00:05:39,034 -Not above 300 kilowatts. -Hi. 53 00:05:41,953 --> 00:05:44,748 Okay. Thank you. Have fun. 54 00:05:46,958 --> 00:05:50,712 We have no time to sweep frequencies. We'll lower it below three centimetres. 55 00:05:50,837 --> 00:05:52,796 But below? 56 00:05:53,422 --> 00:05:56,091 It's raining out here. I'm getting wet! 57 00:05:56,884 --> 00:05:59,386 This jacket is a Ralph Lauren! 58 00:06:00,012 --> 00:06:01,430 And it's smelly. 59 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:03,098 Great, just great. 60 00:06:03,223 --> 00:06:06,185 I'm wet and smelly. They're gonna jump all over me. 61 00:06:11,523 --> 00:06:13,942 Do you guys smell fish? 62 00:06:18,989 --> 00:06:20,449 It's me! 63 00:06:32,753 --> 00:06:36,423 -Help me rotate the dish. -Where's this lightning supposed to strike? 64 00:06:36,548 --> 00:06:37,674 Right here. 65 00:06:38,967 --> 00:06:39,926 Here? 66 00:06:42,428 --> 00:06:44,263 That almost hit my shoe. 67 00:06:46,557 --> 00:06:47,767 Excuse me. 68 00:06:53,481 --> 00:06:54,690 All the way up. 69 00:07:05,284 --> 00:07:07,953 I hate this. What the hell is this thing? 70 00:07:08,329 --> 00:07:12,708 Klystron tube. Potential of 400 megawatts, at an oscillation of 60 gigahertz. 71 00:07:13,042 --> 00:07:15,210 Great. Why don't we take this to Mingles? 72 00:07:18,297 --> 00:07:20,299 Stupid piece of garbage. 73 00:07:23,052 --> 00:07:25,721 Now all we gotta do is harness the lightning. 74 00:07:40,067 --> 00:07:43,112 Yes, it's good. Let's try for lightning. 75 00:07:43,279 --> 00:07:45,573 -Is this important? -Only if it works. 76 00:07:46,115 --> 00:07:48,576 Okay, deep breath. Set your retractors. 77 00:07:48,909 --> 00:07:52,705 How long is this gonna take? Single women have short attention spans. 78 00:07:54,373 --> 00:07:56,292 Prepare to initiate the system. 79 00:07:57,418 --> 00:07:58,627 Now! 80 00:07:59,336 --> 00:08:00,838 Oh, Jesus! 81 00:08:05,509 --> 00:08:07,553 -We got it! -Look at it! 82 00:08:09,054 --> 00:08:11,515 It's going! I love you! 83 00:08:37,248 --> 00:08:38,875 What is happening? 84 00:08:39,751 --> 00:08:42,503 Steve! What's happening? 85 00:08:45,840 --> 00:08:46,883 Mills! 86 00:08:47,550 --> 00:08:48,593 Mills! 87 00:08:49,177 --> 00:08:51,220 What is happening? 88 00:09:00,688 --> 00:09:02,189 The Klystron! 89 00:09:22,417 --> 00:09:24,961 We have a red condition in the second unit. 90 00:09:25,378 --> 00:09:27,839 Fire control! The laboratory area. 91 00:09:32,635 --> 00:09:33,803 I'm okay. 92 00:09:39,726 --> 00:09:41,352 Beautiful! 93 00:09:45,189 --> 00:09:46,190 What? 94 00:09:47,108 --> 00:09:48,067 My God! 95 00:09:48,484 --> 00:09:51,988 I didn't only get out of the solar system, I just went out of the galaxy. 96 00:09:52,113 --> 00:09:55,116 That means we were travelling faster than the speed of light. 97 00:09:55,241 --> 00:09:56,951 How the hell did we do that? 98 00:10:16,219 --> 00:10:17,762 Eleven seconds on the clock. 99 00:10:17,887 --> 00:10:20,724 Down by one. Mills fakes left. Goes around Magic Johnson. 100 00:10:20,849 --> 00:10:23,226 Puts Kareem in the popcorn machine. 101 00:10:30,483 --> 00:10:35,447 Why can't I dunk? Is that asking so much? 102 00:10:47,458 --> 00:10:50,128 You got out of the galaxy and they fired you? 103 00:10:51,170 --> 00:10:54,047 We were using lightning to boost the power of the Klystron. 104 00:10:54,172 --> 00:10:57,509 I shorted every telemetry tracker in the place and all my monitors. 105 00:10:57,634 --> 00:10:59,136 So there's no proof. 106 00:11:01,179 --> 00:11:02,514 That's not fair. 107 00:11:03,265 --> 00:11:04,975 What are we going to do? 108 00:11:05,767 --> 00:11:08,270 I might just have to take a.... 109 00:11:09,104 --> 00:11:09,980 What? 110 00:11:10,397 --> 00:11:11,898 Take a teaching job. 111 00:11:13,275 --> 00:11:16,319 You know how that is? One position for every 16 applicants. 112 00:11:16,444 --> 00:11:18,280 I could double my babysitting. 113 00:11:18,405 --> 00:11:20,323 Or take up a newspaper route. 114 00:11:20,991 --> 00:11:22,534 Do girls do that now? 115 00:11:25,161 --> 00:11:27,289 It's beautiful up there. 116 00:11:29,541 --> 00:11:32,002 Two hundred billion stars in our galaxy. 117 00:11:32,711 --> 00:11:34,838 That's really my office up there. 118 00:11:35,672 --> 00:11:39,718 I wish Mom could have lived long enough to see you get out of the galaxy. 119 00:11:39,884 --> 00:11:42,720 She'd be having the whole block in for champagne! 120 00:11:45,431 --> 00:11:48,100 Think you'll ever find anyone like her again? 121 00:11:50,227 --> 00:11:52,688 Boy. Jess, I don't know. 122 00:11:53,897 --> 00:11:57,359 The chances of me finding another woman like your mother are the same... 123 00:11:57,484 --> 00:12:01,613 ...as me proving there's life on another planet up there. Figure one in 16 billion. 124 00:12:04,533 --> 00:12:07,035 All right, Larry Byrd, what's for dinner? 125 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,787 Fish sticks. Pop tarts. 126 00:12:08,912 --> 00:12:12,207 Frozen pizza. Whatever else we can nuke in the microwave. 127 00:12:15,877 --> 00:12:17,462 What do you say, Dave? 128 00:12:18,046 --> 00:12:19,840 Can we see Sirius tonight? 129 00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:23,802 You know, it's also called the Dog Star. 130 00:12:28,473 --> 00:12:29,474 Come on. 131 00:13:06,301 --> 00:13:10,639 -It's quite a small planet, really. -Half the size of ours, but very busy. 132 00:13:11,723 --> 00:13:14,017 -Have you mastered it yet? -Of course. 133 00:13:14,184 --> 00:13:16,270 You know how superb our research is. 134 00:13:16,395 --> 00:13:19,439 All I have to do is teach you everything I know in 20 minutes. 135 00:13:19,564 --> 00:13:22,109 We're at light 30 approaching light 35. 136 00:13:22,359 --> 00:13:25,820 This is a record glide speed. They didn't think we'd make it this fast. 137 00:13:25,945 --> 00:13:27,989 Look, it's Saturn. 138 00:13:28,781 --> 00:13:31,450 -Could we stop there on the way back? -Maybe. 139 00:13:32,660 --> 00:13:35,204 Why can't I fit Neptune into this picture? 140 00:13:36,914 --> 00:13:38,499 Wait. That works. 141 00:13:40,543 --> 00:13:42,878 Neptunians won't like it, though. 142 00:13:43,045 --> 00:13:44,296 Let's see here. 143 00:13:45,923 --> 00:13:47,424 Look at Neptune now! 144 00:13:47,925 --> 00:13:50,886 -Dad, we'll be late for Uncle Ron's party. -Look at Neptune. 145 00:13:51,011 --> 00:13:53,264 I haven't finished the M.l.T. proposal yet. 146 00:13:53,389 --> 00:13:56,225 -Come on. -I hate leaving the universe in such a mess. 147 00:13:56,350 --> 00:13:57,810 Here, put this on. 148 00:13:58,560 --> 00:14:00,896 Look at this. Do these things ever work? No. 149 00:14:01,021 --> 00:14:04,191 The modern light bulb has a half-life of about 10 minutes. 150 00:14:04,316 --> 00:14:07,528 -I'm going to take it apart. -It's not the bulb, it's the switch. 151 00:14:07,778 --> 00:14:10,239 You've been meaning to fix it, remember. 152 00:14:13,950 --> 00:14:15,284 Dad, you're impossible. 153 00:14:15,410 --> 00:14:16,953 Do we have any socks? 154 00:14:22,375 --> 00:14:25,628 See, I knew I had a pair in reserve. And they're dry. 155 00:14:25,795 --> 00:14:27,547 I've been cooking 'em since yesterday. 156 00:14:27,672 --> 00:14:30,967 Daddy, look at me. Do you see anything different about me? 157 00:14:34,553 --> 00:14:35,972 I'm wearing a bra. 158 00:14:36,389 --> 00:14:38,599 You can't be! You're only 13! 159 00:14:40,267 --> 00:14:41,435 My God! 160 00:14:42,812 --> 00:14:43,896 You're 13. 161 00:14:45,856 --> 00:14:46,899 A bra? 162 00:14:50,778 --> 00:14:53,155 Well, did you get the right strap size? 163 00:14:53,322 --> 00:14:56,158 Cup size. Yeah, A-minus. 164 00:15:03,373 --> 00:15:04,791 Where have I been? 165 00:15:18,179 --> 00:15:21,933 How can I learn everything I need to know in only six more minutes? 166 00:15:22,141 --> 00:15:23,893 This is a very backward planet. 167 00:15:24,018 --> 00:15:28,523 The Mondschein 40 is the most advanced research facility in the northern universe. 168 00:15:28,856 --> 00:15:32,902 Research has determined you must be the most desirable woman on the planet. 169 00:15:33,236 --> 00:15:35,363 Men on Earth will fall to their knees... 170 00:15:35,488 --> 00:15:39,492 ...betray their countries and give away real estate for a beautiful woman. 171 00:15:39,617 --> 00:15:41,035 That's silly. 172 00:15:46,082 --> 00:15:47,541 Will I need to eat? 173 00:15:47,792 --> 00:15:50,503 No. We'll only be in the place for 24 hours. 174 00:15:52,755 --> 00:15:56,299 This is the most important assignment any of us has undertaken. 175 00:16:00,845 --> 00:16:02,555 I feel so poorly prepared. 176 00:16:03,348 --> 00:16:04,849 You're the Earth expert. 177 00:16:04,974 --> 00:16:09,771 But you are the Chief Extragalactic Probist. You know the Council's directive. 178 00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:12,023 I can only be your adviser. 179 00:16:12,357 --> 00:16:14,400 Are you sure this research is accurate? 180 00:16:14,526 --> 00:16:17,529 Celeste, the Mondschein 40 is never wrong. 181 00:17:42,235 --> 00:17:44,404 Right. Let's go. 182 00:18:00,670 --> 00:18:01,922 Hors d'oeuvres? 183 00:18:04,758 --> 00:18:05,801 Kimberly. 184 00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:08,512 -You met my brother Steve? -No. 185 00:18:08,637 --> 00:18:11,181 You gotta watch out for him, but in the best sense. 186 00:18:11,306 --> 00:18:13,266 He cares too deeply, like a sparrow. 187 00:18:17,437 --> 00:18:19,564 You've got something on your lip. 188 00:18:27,071 --> 00:18:28,572 A little dip there. 189 00:18:30,115 --> 00:18:32,242 I think flossing is so important, too. 190 00:18:32,367 --> 00:18:35,662 When I get up in the morning, I don't even go to the bathroom first. 191 00:18:35,788 --> 00:18:37,790 I floss and then I go. 192 00:18:38,207 --> 00:18:39,333 That's so great. 193 00:18:39,458 --> 00:18:42,169 Ron, I'm beginning to think you're avoiding me. 194 00:18:46,507 --> 00:18:47,382 Hi. 195 00:18:55,641 --> 00:18:57,434 Are you Dr. Steve Mills? 196 00:19:01,146 --> 00:19:04,149 He's the guy dancing with his daughter. 197 00:19:08,695 --> 00:19:10,238 Hors d'oeuvres? 198 00:19:17,787 --> 00:19:19,330 Thank you. Delicious. 199 00:19:22,249 --> 00:19:23,209 Hello. 200 00:19:24,043 --> 00:19:26,170 -Are you Dr. Steve Mills? -Yes. 201 00:19:26,795 --> 00:19:30,007 Will you tell me the composition of your radar beam or not? 202 00:19:30,132 --> 00:19:31,216 Which one? 203 00:19:31,592 --> 00:19:34,637 Now, you don't fool me. Your favourite colour is red. 204 00:19:35,012 --> 00:19:39,475 Your favourite food is lasagne, and your favourite rocking is Pink Fred. 205 00:19:40,934 --> 00:19:43,645 Actually, I prefer green, I'm allergic to all pasta... 206 00:19:43,771 --> 00:19:45,856 ...and my favourite rock is Rachmaninoff. 207 00:19:47,483 --> 00:19:49,193 Of course you'd say that. 208 00:19:49,318 --> 00:19:51,945 I think it's Pink Floyd, not Pink Fred right, Jessie? 209 00:19:52,070 --> 00:19:53,864 Pink Fred is their nickname. 210 00:19:54,823 --> 00:19:57,034 Would you hold this for me, please? 211 00:19:57,284 --> 00:19:59,161 "Hey, hey we're the Monkees 212 00:19:59,411 --> 00:20:00,913 "People say we monkey around 213 00:20:01,038 --> 00:20:03,707 "But we're too busy singing to put anybody down" 214 00:20:03,832 --> 00:20:04,707 What? 215 00:20:04,874 --> 00:20:07,543 Do you know what they say? "Nixon's the One!" 216 00:20:07,793 --> 00:20:08,920 Dick Nixon? 217 00:20:09,670 --> 00:20:10,630 Okay. 218 00:20:13,591 --> 00:20:15,051 See you later, bro. 219 00:20:19,555 --> 00:20:21,724 Sailor, I like your jeep. 220 00:20:22,016 --> 00:20:24,518 You've broken my heart for the last time. 221 00:20:28,147 --> 00:20:30,816 You've broken my heart for the last time, too. 222 00:20:33,861 --> 00:20:36,572 Do you have any spinach, my hands are freezing? 223 00:20:36,906 --> 00:20:40,826 "I'm Popeye the sailor man I'm Popeye the sailor man 224 00:20:41,243 --> 00:20:44,204 "I'm strong to the 'finich' 'cause I eats me spinach 225 00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:46,665 "I'm Popeye the sailor man Toot, toot" 226 00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:50,210 "This Bud's for you." 227 00:20:58,051 --> 00:20:59,010 Baby! 228 00:21:00,636 --> 00:21:03,806 Now will you tell me the composition of your radar beam? 229 00:21:04,015 --> 00:21:05,391 Wackygram, right? 230 00:21:09,270 --> 00:21:11,314 Encore! Encore! 231 00:21:13,483 --> 00:21:14,984 This is a nightmare. 232 00:21:15,276 --> 00:21:17,862 Your research was all wrong! The food was all wrong! 233 00:21:17,987 --> 00:21:20,323 This dress is strange and what is this thing? 234 00:21:20,448 --> 00:21:23,826 This hat is too big. And everything I said was crazy. 235 00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:27,330 Now just a second. Don't blame it all on me. 236 00:21:27,622 --> 00:21:30,708 I never told you they used spinach to keep their hands warm. 237 00:21:30,833 --> 00:21:32,460 Daddy, who was that? 238 00:21:32,918 --> 00:21:34,128 I don't know. 239 00:21:34,879 --> 00:21:38,466 But I feel kinda sorry for her. I don't think anybody liked her. 240 00:21:38,966 --> 00:21:39,925 Did you? 241 00:21:44,180 --> 00:21:47,891 How are we ever going to get Dr. Steve to transmit his signal now? 242 00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:50,268 He thinks I'm a lunatic. 243 00:21:50,476 --> 00:21:52,770 Now just calm down. 244 00:21:53,605 --> 00:21:55,732 You've got to go back in there. 245 00:21:57,942 --> 00:21:59,027 And you.... 246 00:22:02,780 --> 00:22:03,865 -Hi. -Hi. 247 00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:08,077 Tough room. 248 00:22:09,579 --> 00:22:12,248 I'm really sorry how rude I was in there. 249 00:22:12,373 --> 00:22:14,625 You weren't rude. You were very entertaining. 250 00:22:14,751 --> 00:22:17,962 In fact, I thought you were a professional of some kind. 251 00:22:19,088 --> 00:22:22,508 Believe me, they'll be telling their grandchildren about it. 252 00:22:22,633 --> 00:22:25,761 Have you done any interesting radar astronomy transmissions... 253 00:22:25,887 --> 00:22:29,182 ...which may have penetrated other galaxies in the last few days? 254 00:22:31,392 --> 00:22:32,894 Yes, I have. 255 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:35,979 Well, what happened? 256 00:22:38,940 --> 00:22:41,359 -It's pretty complex. -Try me. 257 00:22:43,528 --> 00:22:46,364 That was the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. 258 00:22:47,532 --> 00:22:49,492 I mean, second most beautiful. 259 00:22:50,952 --> 00:22:51,870 Third. 260 00:22:52,996 --> 00:22:53,913 A dog. 261 00:22:56,082 --> 00:22:59,210 The system. I blew out every resistance backup in the place... 262 00:22:59,335 --> 00:23:03,089 ...including telemetry trackers. Those boys from defence were so mad. 263 00:23:03,214 --> 00:23:06,259 'Cause that's what they use for tracking missiles.... 264 00:23:07,051 --> 00:23:09,220 I must be boring the pants off you. 265 00:23:13,933 --> 00:23:15,977 -No. They're still on. -Good. 266 00:23:17,353 --> 00:23:20,648 -Then what happened, Dr. Steve? -I don't really know what happened. 267 00:23:20,773 --> 00:23:22,984 It must have been something I did in the lab. 268 00:23:23,109 --> 00:23:25,861 Maybe I forgot to take a note or dropped a setting. 269 00:23:25,986 --> 00:23:27,529 Show me what you did. 270 00:23:27,863 --> 00:23:29,656 Show me in your mighty lab. 271 00:23:30,282 --> 00:23:31,950 I can't. They fired me. 272 00:23:33,535 --> 00:23:37,539 You know I'm a little cold. Would you mind very much if I just... 273 00:23:38,248 --> 00:23:40,709 ...stuck my hands right in your pockets? 274 00:23:41,751 --> 00:23:43,420 Yes, that's better. 275 00:23:46,631 --> 00:23:48,758 So, Celeste... 276 00:23:50,885 --> 00:23:52,137 ...where are you from? 277 00:23:54,222 --> 00:23:55,598 The nether-lands. 278 00:23:56,099 --> 00:23:57,267 Oh, Holland. 279 00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:59,185 No, the nether-lands. 280 00:24:03,481 --> 00:24:06,526 For an astronomer you have the most wonderful fibres. 281 00:24:07,694 --> 00:24:10,280 And you've got yourself a handful right now. 282 00:24:13,032 --> 00:24:14,617 I can't get back in that lab. 283 00:24:15,242 --> 00:24:16,618 They're gonna kiss! 284 00:24:16,743 --> 00:24:18,120 Does he know how? 285 00:24:18,370 --> 00:24:21,999 Well, of course. I saw him do it once in 1983. 286 00:24:27,212 --> 00:24:28,547 I'm a bad apple. 287 00:24:38,056 --> 00:24:39,516 Excuse me a minute. 288 00:24:45,439 --> 00:24:47,774 I shouldn't be wearing this, should I? 289 00:24:49,067 --> 00:24:50,318 It's very nice. 290 00:24:50,652 --> 00:24:52,320 Then what should I wear? 291 00:24:58,743 --> 00:25:00,787 Thank you. I won't forget this. 292 00:25:22,641 --> 00:25:23,726 Hold this. 293 00:25:25,185 --> 00:25:26,854 What are you doing now? 294 00:25:27,020 --> 00:25:29,398 I have to change. This is inappropriate. 295 00:25:29,565 --> 00:25:32,067 Might I suggest a more conventional spot? 296 00:25:32,276 --> 00:25:34,361 Like the backseat of my car. 297 00:25:48,083 --> 00:25:49,835 There. I'm changed. 298 00:25:58,926 --> 00:26:00,386 Is this acceptable? 299 00:26:04,515 --> 00:26:06,433 Is the drool apparent? 300 00:26:25,244 --> 00:26:28,414 I'm sorry, Dr. Mills, we have strict orders from Dr. Budlong... 301 00:26:28,539 --> 00:26:30,416 ...not to let you in the building. 302 00:26:30,541 --> 00:26:34,002 I left something in my office. It was a fuzzy Carebear pencil holder. 303 00:26:34,128 --> 00:26:37,798 Excuse me. I'm from DARPA. The Defence Advance Research Project Agency... 304 00:26:37,923 --> 00:26:39,967 ...with instructions to tour this facility. 305 00:26:40,092 --> 00:26:41,844 -So l-- -May I see some lD? 306 00:27:03,531 --> 00:27:04,365 Here. 307 00:27:06,283 --> 00:27:08,035 See Department of Defence. 308 00:27:17,044 --> 00:27:18,379 She's with DARPA. 309 00:27:19,922 --> 00:27:21,132 I'm with her. 310 00:27:22,591 --> 00:27:25,427 All settings are the same. They haven't changed a thing. 311 00:27:25,553 --> 00:27:28,597 Dr. Steve, this is only a Jansky-based telescope. 312 00:27:29,306 --> 00:27:31,767 Part of what used to be called a vast array. 313 00:27:31,892 --> 00:27:32,893 Used to? 314 00:27:33,561 --> 00:27:35,854 I see you had to use enormous thrust. 315 00:27:36,354 --> 00:27:37,897 Where's the Klystron? 316 00:27:38,523 --> 00:27:40,984 Hold on, I'll see what they did with it. 317 00:27:58,042 --> 00:27:59,752 -Good evening, Olaf. -Good evening. 318 00:27:59,877 --> 00:28:01,712 It's nice to have Dr. Mills back. 319 00:28:01,838 --> 00:28:03,881 -What do you mean? -He's in his lab now. 320 00:28:04,006 --> 00:28:05,216 In his lab? 321 00:28:10,096 --> 00:28:13,849 There's nothing powerful enough to have broken through our shields. 322 00:28:19,271 --> 00:28:21,440 It's clear how the reflectors work. 323 00:28:23,275 --> 00:28:27,278 They're not equipped to discover this kind of power for another century. 324 00:28:28,988 --> 00:28:30,782 How did they get it so fast? 325 00:28:30,907 --> 00:28:33,660 I mean, they haven't even figured out Stonehenge. 326 00:28:33,785 --> 00:28:37,831 He must be holding something back. 327 00:28:38,164 --> 00:28:39,874 Dr. Steve is lying. 328 00:28:43,211 --> 00:28:44,379 Who are you? 329 00:28:45,213 --> 00:28:46,965 Who? Me? 330 00:28:47,882 --> 00:28:49,509 What are you doing here? 331 00:28:59,811 --> 00:29:01,104 Where's Mills? 332 00:29:01,979 --> 00:29:03,773 Get away from my equipment. 333 00:29:31,424 --> 00:29:33,385 I've got to be on my way home. 334 00:29:35,053 --> 00:29:38,056 I've got to get home to that good pie. 335 00:29:40,892 --> 00:29:42,852 Just grab the handrail there. 336 00:29:43,728 --> 00:29:45,271 Welcome to my office. 337 00:29:45,855 --> 00:29:47,690 Sender number KD113B. 338 00:29:48,983 --> 00:29:51,694 Just like all the rest of them, but it's mine. 339 00:29:53,321 --> 00:29:57,033 Did you ever think what you were doing by invading another galaxy? 340 00:29:57,325 --> 00:29:58,910 It wasn't an invasion. 341 00:30:00,745 --> 00:30:03,331 Here was this galaxy, minding its own business. 342 00:30:03,456 --> 00:30:06,000 Perhaps a galaxy where war no longer exists. 343 00:30:07,125 --> 00:30:08,919 People all live in harmony. 344 00:30:09,670 --> 00:30:12,214 Things don't go around with such whizzings. 345 00:30:19,930 --> 00:30:21,473 You're shaking. Why? 346 00:30:22,265 --> 00:30:25,352 Because I've wanted to kiss you from the first moment I saw you. 347 00:30:25,477 --> 00:30:26,394 What? 348 00:30:26,728 --> 00:30:29,981 You looked so beautiful and vulnerable, then you started rhyming... 349 00:30:30,106 --> 00:30:33,068 ...and doing all that talking and singing and stuff and.... 350 00:30:33,193 --> 00:30:38,073 I just wanted to use everything I know about radar astronomy to protect you. 351 00:30:40,492 --> 00:30:42,494 Would you mind if I kissed you? 352 00:30:43,453 --> 00:30:44,663 Does it hurt? 353 00:30:46,957 --> 00:30:48,458 Not the way I do it. 354 00:33:19,438 --> 00:33:23,484 I have never felt anything like that in my entire life. 355 00:33:28,988 --> 00:33:32,158 Do I now have to eat the chocolate from Pennsylvania? 356 00:33:35,244 --> 00:33:37,914 Listen, I think we'd better get out of here. 357 00:33:39,081 --> 00:33:42,585 Are you sure you've told me everything about the transmission? 358 00:33:42,752 --> 00:33:46,964 I think so. But perhaps we should explore it a little further. 359 00:33:48,799 --> 00:33:50,217 I'd better take you home. 360 00:33:50,343 --> 00:33:53,095 No, that's too far. We must go to your place. 361 00:33:54,930 --> 00:33:57,600 -Are you feeling what I'm feeling? -More. 362 00:34:00,102 --> 00:34:01,312 I'm dreaming. 363 00:34:04,690 --> 00:34:06,275 "Life could be a dream 364 00:34:07,109 --> 00:34:08,194 "Sha-boom" 365 00:34:08,778 --> 00:34:10,446 As your great poet says. 366 00:34:18,077 --> 00:34:20,079 Welcome to the Mills residence. 367 00:34:23,124 --> 00:34:24,626 What is this? 368 00:34:25,585 --> 00:34:26,711 Hats. 369 00:34:26,836 --> 00:34:30,340 This one is a collector's item. Actually belonged to Jimmy Durante. 370 00:34:30,715 --> 00:34:31,507 Who? 371 00:34:33,968 --> 00:34:36,429 "Goodnight Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are." 372 00:34:38,514 --> 00:34:40,850 He was a song and dance man in the movies. 373 00:34:40,975 --> 00:34:44,645 Come on in, this is the palace. Help yourself. Sit down. Steal an ashtray. 374 00:34:44,771 --> 00:34:47,482 I have to go check on Jessie. Please don't leave... 375 00:34:47,607 --> 00:34:51,944 ...or otherwise I'll be forced to crawl up under my bed and suck dust forever. 376 00:34:53,196 --> 00:34:54,864 So what's going on here? 377 00:34:55,489 --> 00:34:59,327 Could it be that he really doesn't know how he made the transmission? 378 00:34:59,452 --> 00:35:00,995 -What's that? -Canine. 379 00:35:01,245 --> 00:35:02,830 Highly revered on this planet. 380 00:35:02,955 --> 00:35:05,291 Usually found in the company of fire hydrants. 381 00:35:05,416 --> 00:35:07,460 Now look, Dr. Steve's lying. 382 00:35:07,751 --> 00:35:09,002 Don't leave him alone. 383 00:35:09,127 --> 00:35:11,629 But he doesn't even care about that anymore. 384 00:35:11,755 --> 00:35:13,840 Didn't you see during that kissing thing? 385 00:35:13,965 --> 00:35:16,509 His skin got hot and his heartbeat went up. 386 00:35:16,634 --> 00:35:19,637 And suddenly there was a lot more of him down there. 387 00:35:20,013 --> 00:35:21,181 It's an act. 388 00:35:21,514 --> 00:35:24,225 Government types on this planet are trained to lie. 389 00:35:24,350 --> 00:35:27,479 Go find him. He may be burning papers right this minute! 390 00:35:28,021 --> 00:35:29,314 Oh, God! 391 00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:39,073 She's beautiful, isn't she? 392 00:35:40,116 --> 00:35:41,284 Who is she? 393 00:35:41,492 --> 00:35:43,036 My daughter, Jessie. 394 00:35:43,786 --> 00:35:44,746 Short. 395 00:35:45,079 --> 00:35:46,873 Short? She's only 13. 396 00:35:47,749 --> 00:35:48,624 Thirteen? 397 00:35:50,001 --> 00:35:51,586 How old does she look? 398 00:35:51,961 --> 00:35:55,006 Six, seven hundred, just short. 399 00:36:05,056 --> 00:36:06,725 Why don't we go in here? 400 00:36:07,893 --> 00:36:08,894 My bedroom? 401 00:36:09,019 --> 00:36:12,647 Well, you said you wanted to talk. Why go all the way downstairs? 402 00:36:12,814 --> 00:36:14,733 Say, do you think I'm a billionaire? 403 00:36:14,858 --> 00:36:18,987 Or somebody on television or somebody who's really important or something? 404 00:36:19,112 --> 00:36:20,905 You're Steven Mills, Ph.D. 405 00:36:21,072 --> 00:36:23,950 A very obscure physicist who makes $25,000 a year. 406 00:36:25,118 --> 00:36:26,995 And you still want to go in here? 407 00:36:27,078 --> 00:36:28,121 Yowza. 408 00:36:29,164 --> 00:36:30,123 Yowza? 409 00:36:33,460 --> 00:36:34,878 You make me laugh. 410 00:36:35,044 --> 00:36:39,007 I mean, you're the first person that has really made me laugh since.... 411 00:36:41,968 --> 00:36:46,347 Look, if we do go in there, you know, I might probably want to do more kissing. 412 00:36:47,348 --> 00:36:51,393 Surely. It was very pleasant. But I hope that's not all you want to do. 413 00:37:08,869 --> 00:37:10,036 Remember me? 414 00:37:44,445 --> 00:37:45,946 You're so wonderful. 415 00:37:46,655 --> 00:37:49,825 You're funny, you're intelligent and you understand my work... 416 00:37:49,908 --> 00:37:51,743 ...and now you want to have sex. 417 00:37:51,869 --> 00:37:53,245 I wanna have sex? 418 00:37:53,954 --> 00:37:54,872 Don't you? 419 00:37:54,997 --> 00:37:55,956 Do you? 420 00:37:56,415 --> 00:37:57,332 Yes! 421 00:37:58,083 --> 00:38:01,378 Well, I do, too. As soon as I find out what it is. 422 00:38:06,258 --> 00:38:08,719 -I have to go to the bathroom. -Of course. 423 00:38:22,607 --> 00:38:23,900 What is sex? 424 00:38:24,860 --> 00:38:28,155 -What? -"What?" You heard what I said. 425 00:38:28,612 --> 00:38:29,780 What is sex? 426 00:38:30,865 --> 00:38:34,910 Give me a second. One second. Take a look at this. 427 00:38:47,756 --> 00:38:48,674 Deleted. 428 00:38:48,799 --> 00:38:50,009 What good is deleted? 429 00:38:50,134 --> 00:38:55,305 Now, don't get excited. Just a second. One little second. Here it is. 430 00:38:55,514 --> 00:38:57,141 Your penis is a weapon. 431 00:38:57,933 --> 00:38:59,476 Just like your rifle. 432 00:38:59,727 --> 00:39:03,230 The military expects you to protect it and keep it dry. 433 00:39:03,897 --> 00:39:06,567 All right, men, if you'll open your manuals. 434 00:39:06,692 --> 00:39:08,944 -What? Is that it? -Take it easy. 435 00:39:09,361 --> 00:39:11,321 Here's something else. 436 00:39:15,951 --> 00:39:18,494 What does this mean, Debbie Does Dallas? 437 00:39:21,163 --> 00:39:22,832 Debbie Does Des Moines. 438 00:39:25,209 --> 00:39:26,669 Debbie Does Düsseldorf. 439 00:39:26,794 --> 00:39:28,504 Busy girl, that Debbie. 440 00:39:29,505 --> 00:39:30,840 What's this? 441 00:39:40,433 --> 00:39:41,892 Look behind you. 442 00:39:49,608 --> 00:39:51,402 I can do that. I guess. 443 00:39:53,404 --> 00:39:55,239 I don't believe it. 444 00:40:00,536 --> 00:40:02,121 Why, that's disgusting. 445 00:40:02,371 --> 00:40:04,123 I can't, that right there. 446 00:40:06,458 --> 00:40:09,419 Look, that's the most weirdest thing I've ever seen. 447 00:40:09,544 --> 00:40:11,963 That's why we gave it up 3,000 years ago. 448 00:40:22,974 --> 00:40:24,350 You think I could do that? 449 00:40:24,475 --> 00:40:27,854 Sure. Except for fuel you're human inside and out. 450 00:40:28,020 --> 00:40:29,564 But do you want to? 451 00:40:30,982 --> 00:40:32,733 The kissing wasn't so bad. 452 00:40:36,862 --> 00:40:38,656 You're not leaving me here! 453 00:40:39,115 --> 00:40:40,032 Yes, I am. 454 00:40:40,157 --> 00:40:44,620 I have been ordered to stay with you at all times, to observe everything you do! 455 00:40:45,037 --> 00:40:46,122 Forget it. 456 00:40:48,499 --> 00:40:49,375 Bitch! 457 00:41:23,783 --> 00:41:26,369 My God, you're beautiful. 458 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:00,418 Are you all right? 459 00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:03,421 Yes, don't stop. 460 00:43:19,354 --> 00:43:20,688 Do you see.... 461 00:43:31,073 --> 00:43:35,118 Dr. Steve, that was so wonderful. 462 00:43:35,994 --> 00:43:40,415 I feel like I've been hit by a train. 463 00:43:41,875 --> 00:43:45,087 And I don't think you need to call me Dr. Steve anymore. 464 00:43:46,296 --> 00:43:50,258 Steve, you're so stupid. We could have been doing this the whole time. 465 00:43:51,218 --> 00:43:52,969 We only met three hours ago. 466 00:43:53,095 --> 00:43:55,097 I know. What took you so long? 467 00:43:55,639 --> 00:43:57,182 Do others know about this? 468 00:43:57,307 --> 00:43:59,893 About us? I don't see how they could. 469 00:44:01,144 --> 00:44:02,771 No, about making love. 470 00:44:03,563 --> 00:44:08,026 You could become very famous if others in the world knew you could do this. 471 00:44:08,151 --> 00:44:09,402 -Really? -Yes. 472 00:44:10,654 --> 00:44:13,823 Didn't think I did it any differently than anybody else. 473 00:44:14,199 --> 00:44:16,159 You mean everybody does this? 474 00:44:17,786 --> 00:44:20,037 Think of all the energy produced. 475 00:44:20,162 --> 00:44:24,541 Properly channelled that energy could propel half your people out of the galaxy. 476 00:44:27,127 --> 00:44:29,254 We did some computer runs in the lab... 477 00:44:29,380 --> 00:44:32,257 ...and figured if we could harness the energy output from... 478 00:44:32,383 --> 00:44:36,804 ...the male members of the Sheen family we could put the state of lllinois on Pluto. 479 00:44:40,265 --> 00:44:42,851 I really don't think I can do this again so soon. 480 00:44:42,976 --> 00:44:44,311 Yes, you can. 481 00:44:46,730 --> 00:44:47,940 -Celeste? -What? 482 00:44:48,524 --> 00:44:49,816 Celeste, why me? 483 00:44:53,362 --> 00:44:55,155 Because you're sensitive... 484 00:44:55,822 --> 00:44:57,699 ...and you're an outsider... 485 00:44:58,116 --> 00:45:00,953 ...and you worked so hard to get through M.l.T.... 486 00:45:01,536 --> 00:45:04,623 ...and you have two Ph.D.'s and a delightful innocence. 487 00:45:05,082 --> 00:45:07,376 Just all the qualities of a dreamer. 488 00:45:09,710 --> 00:45:12,880 I know you had some really bad luck five years ago when... 489 00:45:13,005 --> 00:45:15,966 ...your wife died and left you with a daughter, Jessie, 13. 490 00:45:16,717 --> 00:45:18,469 That's who the short person was. 491 00:45:18,594 --> 00:45:21,430 Wait a minute. Where'd you get all those details? 492 00:45:23,224 --> 00:45:25,142 I can read it. In your eyes. 493 00:46:05,932 --> 00:46:07,391 That's kid's stuff. 494 00:46:09,894 --> 00:46:11,228 This is no help. 495 00:47:31,265 --> 00:47:34,185 Whiteside, I'm here to spend Christmas with you. 496 00:47:35,227 --> 00:47:36,312 I think. 497 00:47:36,479 --> 00:47:38,022 I may stay a month... 498 00:47:38,397 --> 00:47:40,356 ...or I may leave immediately. 499 00:47:40,523 --> 00:47:43,568 I don't know. Things are so uncertain. 500 00:47:43,985 --> 00:47:46,279 "Did you ever have the feeling you wanted to go 501 00:47:46,404 --> 00:47:48,698 "And still had the feeling that you wanted to stay 502 00:47:48,823 --> 00:47:52,911 "You knew it was right, wasn't wrong still you knew you wouldn't be very long 503 00:47:53,036 --> 00:47:55,288 "It's tough to have the feeling you wanted to go 504 00:47:55,413 --> 00:47:58,666 "Still have the feeling that you wanted to stay, start to go 505 00:47:58,791 --> 00:48:02,003 "Change your mind start and go again But changed your mind again 506 00:48:02,128 --> 00:48:03,963 "Did you ever have the feeling you wanted to go 507 00:48:04,088 --> 00:48:06,215 "Still have the feeling you wanted to stay 508 00:48:06,341 --> 00:48:08,426 "Do Re Mi Fa So La Si Do 509 00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:09,761 "I go 510 00:48:10,136 --> 00:48:15,016 -"I'll stay" -Shut up you reform school fugitive. 511 00:48:16,350 --> 00:48:19,312 Whiteside, I love ya. I love ya. 512 00:48:44,085 --> 00:48:46,254 Dave, bon appétit. 513 00:49:00,685 --> 00:49:03,771 Dave, how are you and your 1,000 fleas this morning? 514 00:49:11,779 --> 00:49:13,031 Are you okay? 515 00:49:13,573 --> 00:49:14,782 Yes, I'm okay. 516 00:49:17,285 --> 00:49:21,413 Jessie, Celeste. Celeste, my daughter, Jessie. 517 00:49:22,414 --> 00:49:23,373 I know. 518 00:49:24,249 --> 00:49:25,584 You stayed here? 519 00:49:26,376 --> 00:49:27,878 Just overnight. 520 00:49:29,087 --> 00:49:30,172 But dad... 521 00:49:31,256 --> 00:49:32,716 ...that's fabulous. 522 00:49:33,175 --> 00:49:34,301 I gotta go. 523 00:49:34,551 --> 00:49:36,219 Be true to your school. 524 00:49:39,806 --> 00:49:41,766 Happy short person. Daughter. 525 00:49:43,935 --> 00:49:45,854 Almost as happy as her old man. 526 00:49:45,979 --> 00:49:47,147 Who is that? 527 00:49:47,856 --> 00:49:48,732 Me. 528 00:49:50,108 --> 00:49:51,651 Yes, I am happy, too. 529 00:49:52,569 --> 00:49:53,653 I think.... 530 00:49:54,654 --> 00:49:55,447 Yes? 531 00:49:56,489 --> 00:49:59,034 Will I scare you if I tell you I love you? 532 00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:01,328 Not unless you hit me at the same time. 533 00:50:01,453 --> 00:50:02,329 I'm serious. 534 00:50:02,454 --> 00:50:03,580 So am l. 535 00:50:03,705 --> 00:50:06,041 Then let's go away. Let's go to San Francisco. 536 00:50:06,166 --> 00:50:09,335 -Or Vancouver? Or Anchorage? -No, I have to leave tonight. 537 00:50:09,461 --> 00:50:11,545 Leave? Where you going? 538 00:50:12,504 --> 00:50:13,338 Home. 539 00:50:13,922 --> 00:50:15,174 To the Netherlands? 540 00:50:15,299 --> 00:50:18,469 You can call it Holland now. I know what you mean. Yes. 541 00:50:21,722 --> 00:50:23,432 When are you going to be back? 542 00:50:23,557 --> 00:50:25,309 No, I'm never coming back. 543 00:50:30,439 --> 00:50:34,526 Never coming back? Why? Why can't you ever come back? 544 00:50:35,152 --> 00:50:36,570 -Well l-- -Celeste. 545 00:50:36,695 --> 00:50:39,948 I hate to sound desperate, but this news makes me sound desperate. 546 00:50:40,073 --> 00:50:42,868 I'm desperate. Celeste, I know this is sudden... 547 00:50:42,993 --> 00:50:46,246 ...but you're the most incredible thing that's ever happened to me. 548 00:50:46,371 --> 00:50:49,833 I look in your face and I can't believe what I feel for you. 549 00:50:50,542 --> 00:50:55,046 I'm hopelessly, insanely, out of my mind in love with you. I can't let you go. 550 00:50:55,464 --> 00:50:57,465 Walk out of my life. I mean, I can't. 551 00:50:57,591 --> 00:51:00,385 Not now, not ever. Without you there is no life. 552 00:51:00,843 --> 00:51:01,635 And? 553 00:51:02,386 --> 00:51:03,804 Will you marry me? 554 00:51:04,805 --> 00:51:05,723 Marry you? 555 00:51:05,848 --> 00:51:07,057 Yes. Please. 556 00:51:08,767 --> 00:51:10,686 This is a strange development. 557 00:51:10,936 --> 00:51:12,813 I know it's sudden and quick and all. 558 00:51:12,938 --> 00:51:15,733 Not if you consider I've been waiting five years for you. 559 00:51:15,858 --> 00:51:19,153 You see, before I met you all I could think about was science. 560 00:51:19,319 --> 00:51:22,698 Now I can't even think about that anymore. All I care about is you. 561 00:51:22,823 --> 00:51:24,867 Your eyes, your skin, your hair, your face. 562 00:51:24,992 --> 00:51:28,537 Do you think you could think about science if we got married? 563 00:51:30,289 --> 00:51:34,459 If only I knew you were going to be with me and you weren't going anywhere. 564 00:51:36,545 --> 00:51:39,965 I know it's kinda sudden and everything, so I'll tell you what. 565 00:51:40,090 --> 00:51:43,051 Why don't you take a short walk and think about it? 566 00:51:43,885 --> 00:51:45,596 Okay, I'll think it over. 567 00:51:49,891 --> 00:51:52,351 You're not going out like that, are you? 568 00:51:52,977 --> 00:51:54,603 No. Of course not. 569 00:52:03,571 --> 00:52:06,490 She's an original. She's gotta say yes. 570 00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:17,334 You said you'd prepare me for 24 hours, and here it's only been 12 hours. 571 00:52:17,459 --> 00:52:20,379 You didn't tell me "spinach," you didn't tell me "kiss"... 572 00:52:20,504 --> 00:52:23,299 ...you didn't tell me "have sex," and what about "marry"? 573 00:52:23,424 --> 00:52:25,718 Do things always happen so fast on this planet? 574 00:52:25,843 --> 00:52:29,638 I don't think so. You can't walk down the street looking like this. 575 00:52:30,097 --> 00:52:32,224 Yes, I can. I know how this planet works. 576 00:52:32,349 --> 00:52:35,185 They'll think I'm starting some kind of trend or something. 577 00:52:35,310 --> 00:52:39,523 I want you to contact the Council and I want them here, I want them here now! 578 00:52:54,245 --> 00:52:55,079 Why here? 579 00:52:55,204 --> 00:52:58,833 They said they needed an open field. I found it in the phone book. 580 00:52:59,292 --> 00:53:01,961 What goes on here? Is it Christians and lions? 581 00:53:02,378 --> 00:53:03,796 Wrong time frame. 582 00:53:09,510 --> 00:53:12,847 -Where is the transmission? -We're making progress, sir. 583 00:53:12,972 --> 00:53:16,183 Our gravity has increased threefold! 584 00:53:16,767 --> 00:53:19,061 Does the subject suspect who you are? 585 00:53:20,020 --> 00:53:21,730 -No. -Does the girl? 586 00:53:24,483 --> 00:53:27,987 She saw Celeste put magazines into me and a dress come out. 587 00:53:28,320 --> 00:53:29,363 Kill her! 588 00:53:30,739 --> 00:53:35,660 Don't worry. She's nothing. Short, inexperienced, just a daughter. 589 00:53:36,536 --> 00:53:38,955 -But we do have one problem. -Yes? 590 00:53:39,998 --> 00:53:43,459 The subject says he will be unable to think about science... 591 00:53:44,043 --> 00:53:45,753 ...unless he marries me! 592 00:53:46,754 --> 00:53:48,131 Well, marry him! 593 00:53:49,590 --> 00:53:51,634 But we don't know what "marry" is. 594 00:53:54,011 --> 00:53:55,304 One moment. 595 00:54:03,688 --> 00:54:06,399 Yes, the Mondschein 40 says marriage is this: 596 00:54:06,858 --> 00:54:10,152 "He goes off to fight the Turks, and you put on a lock. " 597 00:54:15,324 --> 00:54:18,661 Yes. Wrong century. Marriage is this: 598 00:54:19,078 --> 00:54:22,247 "You cook and clean and bring him martinis. " 599 00:54:23,039 --> 00:54:25,417 Wrong again? This is ridiculous. 600 00:54:28,795 --> 00:54:31,047 Yes, wrong decade. Too old fashioned. 601 00:54:32,507 --> 00:54:35,927 "The modern marriage: There are no rules or responsibilities. 602 00:54:36,010 --> 00:54:39,556 "But if he does something wrong, you can set him on fire while he sleeps. 603 00:54:39,639 --> 00:54:43,268 "And go on a talk show where everyone will forgive you and love you. " 604 00:54:43,351 --> 00:54:46,437 There's only one drawback, you'll have to have more sex. 605 00:54:46,729 --> 00:54:47,939 I'll do it. 606 00:54:48,022 --> 00:54:49,399 Immediately. 607 00:54:50,358 --> 00:54:55,571 Yes, sir. I know tomorrow's the last day the reflectors are in line for 19 months. 608 00:54:56,406 --> 00:54:58,074 What if there is no lightning? 609 00:54:58,157 --> 00:54:59,826 We will provide the lightning. 610 00:54:59,909 --> 00:55:04,163 Just keep that man fed and keep his feet clean. 611 00:55:04,997 --> 00:55:05,957 You're fading. 612 00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:09,836 Yes, I know, it's our gravity. Now remember, you are our last hope. 613 00:55:10,044 --> 00:55:13,964 If we don't get that transmission from him, our planet is doomed. 614 00:55:17,384 --> 00:55:18,593 Yes, sir. 615 00:55:23,682 --> 00:55:27,602 But daddy, this is so quick. I mean, you only met her last night. 616 00:55:27,686 --> 00:55:29,771 It was the same with your mother. 617 00:55:29,854 --> 00:55:33,817 -At least with mom you waited a week. -Your mother and I knew on the first night. 618 00:55:33,900 --> 00:55:36,444 Are you crazy? You don't know a thing about her. 619 00:55:36,528 --> 00:55:40,323 -I know all I need to know. -I've already gone through this, Uncle Ron. 620 00:55:40,407 --> 00:55:42,033 She's after your money! 621 00:55:42,117 --> 00:55:45,954 Ron, I don't even have a ball of lint and a lead slug to rub together. 622 00:55:46,037 --> 00:55:47,747 She's got a trust fund. 623 00:55:47,914 --> 00:55:49,499 She has a trust fund? 624 00:55:51,960 --> 00:55:55,171 You know, I don't get it. Why does this happen to you? 625 00:55:56,548 --> 00:55:59,133 I know! Citizenship! She wants citizenship. 626 00:55:59,217 --> 00:56:02,761 She wants to take jobs away from Americans and give 'em to Dutch people! 627 00:56:02,844 --> 00:56:04,721 Yeah, that's why she's here. 628 00:56:05,681 --> 00:56:07,140 But it's so unfair. 629 00:56:07,391 --> 00:56:09,226 I mean, you know.... 630 00:56:09,601 --> 00:56:13,188 It's my own brother marrying the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. 631 00:56:13,271 --> 00:56:15,107 And he met her at my apartment. 632 00:56:16,149 --> 00:56:18,193 Ron, I appreciate your concern. 633 00:56:18,402 --> 00:56:20,153 This is something I really want. 634 00:56:20,237 --> 00:56:23,865 Haven't you wanted something so much that nothing else mattered? 635 00:56:24,074 --> 00:56:26,118 It's your wedding, I'm gonna tell you. 636 00:56:26,201 --> 00:56:29,621 There's only one woman in the world that I will ever marry. 637 00:56:31,873 --> 00:56:33,834 Princess Stephanie of Monaco. 638 00:56:34,501 --> 00:56:35,502 Really? 639 00:56:36,294 --> 00:56:40,090 I never knew you had a thing for her. What makes her the lucky lady? 640 00:56:40,632 --> 00:56:43,385 Because she's the most perfect woman in the world. 641 00:56:43,468 --> 00:56:45,262 She'd have nothing to do with me. 642 00:56:45,345 --> 00:56:48,932 Ron, brush up on your French lessons and your tennis, maybe it'll happen. 643 00:56:49,015 --> 00:56:53,102 But right now I'm going to marry my Princess Stephanie. So wish me luck. 644 00:56:53,727 --> 00:56:55,896 You've had too much luck already. 645 00:56:59,024 --> 00:57:01,819 Where did she get a wedding dress on two hours notice? 646 00:57:01,902 --> 00:57:05,239 Does she just carry one around with her, in case of emergencies? 647 00:57:05,322 --> 00:57:08,909 I hope so. Now would you go downstairs and please be best man? 648 00:57:10,035 --> 00:57:13,080 -Uncle Ron, go! -You wanna see my date? She's 6 foot 2. 649 00:57:16,792 --> 00:57:17,709 Okay. 650 00:57:18,877 --> 00:57:20,879 Go and tell Celeste it's time. 651 00:57:29,721 --> 00:57:31,556 I'll have to leave you on the chair. 652 00:57:31,640 --> 00:57:33,100 Can't you wear me? 653 00:57:33,392 --> 00:57:35,143 No, I'd look too strange. 654 00:57:35,602 --> 00:57:36,853 I'm so hungry. 655 00:57:36,937 --> 00:57:39,481 Good thing we stopped at the hardware store. 656 00:57:40,232 --> 00:57:43,776 D-cells. Primitive, but nutritious. 657 00:58:03,963 --> 00:58:05,673 -Dad, she ate batteries! -What? 658 00:58:05,756 --> 00:58:09,051 She took three "D" batteries out of a paper bag and ate them. 659 00:58:09,134 --> 00:58:11,470 She flattened them like a Tootsie Roll wrapper. 660 00:58:11,553 --> 00:58:14,932 And she was talking to someone who wasn't even in the room. 661 00:58:17,601 --> 00:58:19,895 I love you more than anyone else in the world. 662 00:58:19,978 --> 00:58:23,816 -Nothing's going to come between us. -Daddy, she ate batteries. 663 00:58:24,733 --> 00:58:27,319 Jessie, I want you to stop this right now. 664 00:59:46,771 --> 00:59:48,564 Back off, Alpo breath. 665 01:00:18,051 --> 01:00:19,511 Dearly beloved.... 666 01:00:20,386 --> 01:00:23,348 Sit! Roll over! Play dead! 667 01:00:24,515 --> 01:00:29,646 I've only known Celeste for eight minutes, but I can tell she has love for Steve... 668 01:00:30,271 --> 01:00:32,649 ...who I've also known for eight minutes. 669 01:00:32,857 --> 01:00:35,109 You're digging your own grave, Fido. 670 01:00:35,401 --> 01:00:37,570 And do you Celeste van Martin... 671 01:00:37,945 --> 01:00:39,489 ...take Steven Mills... 672 01:00:39,822 --> 01:00:42,950 ...to be your lawfully wedded husband? In sickness.... 673 01:00:48,372 --> 01:00:51,751 For richer and or poorer, till death do you part? 674 01:00:52,418 --> 01:00:54,879 -I do. -I now pronounce you man and wife. 675 01:01:08,308 --> 01:01:11,394 "I'm looking over my dead dog Rover" 676 01:01:11,478 --> 01:01:14,397 -Get that dog down! -You left me alone again! 677 01:01:14,481 --> 01:01:16,107 I was getting married! 678 01:01:16,775 --> 01:01:17,776 Honey! 679 01:01:18,485 --> 01:01:19,736 What happened? 680 01:01:20,278 --> 01:01:24,199 Maybe it's a Dutch custom. They say "I do," bolt for the lawn and start digging. 681 01:01:24,324 --> 01:01:26,284 Maybe she's planting tulip bulbs. 682 01:01:26,367 --> 01:01:29,871 Honey, how on earth did Dave get up there! Look! 683 01:01:29,996 --> 01:01:31,623 Dave! Don't move! 684 01:01:33,124 --> 01:01:35,251 Volunteers! Jeff, Woody! 685 01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:44,927 May I be the first to kiss the bride? 686 01:01:45,053 --> 01:01:46,054 Sure. 687 01:01:55,437 --> 01:01:56,688 I got him! 688 01:02:42,400 --> 01:02:44,193 Where'd you get this dress? 689 01:02:46,069 --> 01:02:48,614 It's him! Quick, dad, the brush! 690 01:02:49,031 --> 01:02:51,658 I'm coming. Here it is. I've got it here. 691 01:02:51,992 --> 01:02:53,368 The brush. 692 01:02:53,827 --> 01:02:55,370 Okay. Easy. 693 01:03:02,461 --> 01:03:03,920 My God, you look beautiful. 694 01:03:04,004 --> 01:03:06,131 Thanks, dad. I hope he likes me. 695 01:03:06,798 --> 01:03:08,341 I hope you like him. 696 01:03:14,431 --> 01:03:16,391 Hi. I'm Fred. The date. 697 01:03:16,850 --> 01:03:18,560 These are for you, doll. 698 01:03:19,728 --> 01:03:20,979 Thank you. 699 01:03:21,813 --> 01:03:23,523 I'm Steve, Jessie's dad. 700 01:03:24,149 --> 01:03:26,109 -This is Mrs. Mills. -Nice to meet you. 701 01:03:26,193 --> 01:03:27,444 Mouth jewellery. 702 01:03:32,032 --> 01:03:33,407 Right, my braces. 703 01:03:33,574 --> 01:03:35,534 My wife's from Holland, so.... 704 01:03:37,911 --> 01:03:39,621 You wore flats. Great. 705 01:03:43,709 --> 01:03:45,085 Have a great time. 706 01:03:45,210 --> 01:03:47,087 She'll be safe with me, sir. 707 01:03:49,757 --> 01:03:50,591 Bye. 708 01:03:51,300 --> 01:03:53,343 Did that kid look shifty to you? 709 01:03:53,510 --> 01:03:55,554 Hadn't you better get back to work now? 710 01:03:55,637 --> 01:03:58,640 What? You gotta be kidding, on our wedding night? 711 01:04:00,642 --> 01:04:02,978 I don't think so. 712 01:04:08,066 --> 01:04:09,443 God, I love you! 713 01:04:24,707 --> 01:04:26,709 -Hello. -Lucas Budlong, please. 714 01:04:27,918 --> 01:04:29,128 It's for you. 715 01:04:33,883 --> 01:04:34,800 Hello. 716 01:04:35,092 --> 01:04:36,886 -Budlong, is that you? -Yes. 717 01:04:37,219 --> 01:04:38,679 This is Carl Sagan. 718 01:04:38,929 --> 01:04:40,139 Carl Sagan? 719 01:04:43,225 --> 01:04:44,310 It's Carl Sagan. 720 01:04:44,435 --> 01:04:48,272 I'm assigned to the President's Committee on Extraterrestrials... 721 01:04:48,480 --> 01:04:51,400 ...the Most Important None More Secret Committee. 722 01:04:51,775 --> 01:04:53,485 No, I didn't know that. 723 01:04:53,861 --> 01:04:57,197 Of course. And he has personally authorised me to instruct you... 724 01:04:57,322 --> 01:05:01,243 ...to put Dr. Steve Mills back to work at Haddonkirk Laboratories tomorrow. 725 01:05:01,368 --> 01:05:04,371 -Mills? But he almost blew the place-- -Shut up, Budlong. 726 01:05:04,496 --> 01:05:05,456 No arguments. 727 01:05:05,581 --> 01:05:09,084 We can't afford to waste billions and billions of dollars. 728 01:05:09,793 --> 01:05:11,545 Have I made myself clear, Meathead? 729 01:05:11,753 --> 01:05:12,838 Yes. I.... 730 01:05:13,838 --> 01:05:16,215 -And how's Skippy? -She's fine. 731 01:05:16,674 --> 01:05:18,467 Tell her I asked after her. 732 01:05:19,135 --> 01:05:21,095 A beautiful, desirable woman. 733 01:05:21,512 --> 01:05:22,555 Yes, sir. 734 01:05:24,849 --> 01:05:26,309 Who is Carl Sagan? 735 01:05:30,271 --> 01:05:31,230 Bravo, Bag. 736 01:05:31,355 --> 01:05:34,191 Now we've got to get Dr. Steve something to eat. 737 01:05:34,275 --> 01:05:37,319 You're right. He should have no excuses not to work. 738 01:05:58,424 --> 01:06:00,009 Hands on the wheel! 739 01:06:33,583 --> 01:06:35,126 That's what we need. 740 01:07:17,959 --> 01:07:19,877 $416.80. 741 01:07:27,760 --> 01:07:28,970 What's this? 742 01:07:29,595 --> 01:07:30,638 It's a diamond. 743 01:07:30,722 --> 01:07:34,684 I'm sorry, we don't take diamonds at this branch. Money only. 744 01:07:44,693 --> 01:07:46,862 Haven't you got anything smaller? 745 01:08:04,129 --> 01:08:05,296 What did I just do? 746 01:08:05,380 --> 01:08:09,634 It's called a sneeze. From the flour. But only humans are supposed to do it. 747 01:08:09,717 --> 01:08:11,344 What did it feel like? 748 01:08:14,305 --> 01:08:15,473 Very funny. 749 01:08:16,015 --> 01:08:19,060 Very good. Very liberating. 750 01:08:22,063 --> 01:08:23,648 This is my house. 751 01:08:25,066 --> 01:08:28,444 I actually had a good time. Maybe we can do it again sometime. 752 01:08:28,528 --> 01:08:30,780 Maybe next time we can even dance. 753 01:08:31,906 --> 01:08:33,574 -I am starving. -Okay. 754 01:08:54,469 --> 01:08:56,012 Just what I needed. 755 01:09:02,102 --> 01:09:04,104 I could have a banquet down this block. 756 01:09:04,187 --> 01:09:05,772 We've got work to do. 757 01:09:06,314 --> 01:09:07,482 All right. 758 01:09:37,010 --> 01:09:39,012 Did you see Uncle Ron's new invention? 759 01:09:39,096 --> 01:09:42,766 It's an all-snap shirt where the snaps look like buttons. Great? 760 01:09:43,600 --> 01:09:45,560 Except they rust in the wash. 761 01:09:47,104 --> 01:09:49,147 -Good morning, dear. -Good morning. 762 01:09:49,231 --> 01:09:52,818 -I made you breakfast, my family. -So that's what you've been up to? 763 01:09:52,901 --> 01:09:54,236 Did you sleep well? 764 01:09:55,195 --> 01:09:56,029 Yes. 765 01:09:56,113 --> 01:09:57,239 Did you? 766 01:10:02,786 --> 01:10:03,829 Hello. 767 01:10:05,038 --> 01:10:06,248 Dr. Budlong. 768 01:10:06,748 --> 01:10:07,958 How are you? 769 01:10:08,708 --> 01:10:10,126 Fine. Thank you. 770 01:10:12,087 --> 01:10:14,464 No, I don't know Dr. Sagan personally. 771 01:10:16,257 --> 01:10:18,926 The President's Most Secret None More Secret? 772 01:10:27,476 --> 01:10:29,186 I've been thinking, too. 773 01:10:29,436 --> 01:10:32,356 About the explosion and the damage and everything. 774 01:10:33,691 --> 01:10:37,236 Really? You mean it? 775 01:10:37,945 --> 01:10:39,530 When can I start back? 776 01:10:41,115 --> 01:10:43,575 No, not today. Today's my honeymoon. 777 01:10:45,661 --> 01:10:46,912 A foreign gal. 778 01:10:47,162 --> 01:10:48,747 She's a head-spinner. 779 01:10:51,250 --> 01:10:52,251 Fine. 780 01:10:55,671 --> 01:10:59,883 Thank you. Surely you and Skippy must remember from your own experience. 781 01:11:00,676 --> 01:11:03,762 This is Mrs. Mills. lgnore my husband on anything but science. 782 01:11:03,845 --> 01:11:06,639 He'll be there in 15 minutes. Maybe less. Yes, bye. 783 01:11:06,889 --> 01:11:10,685 Sweetie, wait a minute. I don't wanna go to work today. It's our honeymoon. 784 01:11:10,768 --> 01:11:12,561 I wanna clean the place up for you. 785 01:11:12,645 --> 01:11:14,522 I'll clean the house so you don't see a dust. 786 01:11:14,605 --> 01:11:17,274 I'm Dutch. Did you ever see a dirty street in Hague? 787 01:11:17,358 --> 01:11:18,984 We are ready to clean. 788 01:11:19,693 --> 01:11:23,239 Great, let's do it together. And we can watch my Durante tapes. 789 01:11:23,322 --> 01:11:25,908 Let's put an end to this silly argument right now. 790 01:11:25,991 --> 01:11:28,494 I'll arm-wrestle you for it. Winner cleans. 791 01:11:28,577 --> 01:11:30,788 You sure you really want to do this? 792 01:11:30,871 --> 01:11:31,914 Come on. 793 01:11:33,540 --> 01:11:38,170 One, two, three. Okay, lady wins. Now let's eat right up and get to work. 794 01:11:39,630 --> 01:11:42,091 That's quite a forearm you've got there. 795 01:11:42,174 --> 01:11:43,634 And remember the thrust. 796 01:11:43,717 --> 01:11:47,304 Four hundred megawatts and lightning isn't enough to go extragalactic. 797 01:11:49,515 --> 01:11:52,601 -What's this? -Your martini. Would you like one, dear? 798 01:11:52,684 --> 01:11:53,936 No, thank you. 799 01:11:58,523 --> 01:12:01,359 And finally your turkey. 800 01:12:02,652 --> 01:12:03,903 Dig right in. 801 01:12:04,028 --> 01:12:08,407 Eat fast, solve all your problems, and fulfil yourself. I'll make the beds. 802 01:12:13,704 --> 01:12:14,747 Quite a spread. 803 01:12:14,830 --> 01:12:17,541 Daddy, don't you think this is pretty strange? 804 01:12:17,875 --> 01:12:20,002 Your stepmother's just full of surprises. 805 01:12:20,086 --> 01:12:21,629 I know how happy you are... 806 01:12:21,712 --> 01:12:25,674 ...and I wouldn't do anything in the world to get in the way of that happiness. 807 01:12:25,758 --> 01:12:28,386 -But last night, after my date-- -Your date? 808 01:12:28,552 --> 01:12:29,845 How'd your date go? 809 01:12:29,929 --> 01:12:33,140 Fine, but Dad, I saw her drink the battery juice from your Honda. 810 01:12:33,224 --> 01:12:33,974 Jessie! 811 01:12:34,058 --> 01:12:37,895 Not only that, I saw her lift a burning hot pan with her bare hands! 812 01:12:38,562 --> 01:12:41,148 Now I wish I didn't have to go to the lab. 813 01:12:41,482 --> 01:12:42,942 -Your new mother-- -Stepmother! 814 01:12:43,025 --> 01:12:45,277 Stepmother loves you very much. 815 01:12:45,360 --> 01:12:47,862 She's concerned that she won't fit in around here. 816 01:12:47,946 --> 01:12:49,697 She knows there'll be problems-- 817 01:12:49,781 --> 01:12:53,993 Dad, if the car won't start, will you at least give me the benefit of the doubt? 818 01:13:02,752 --> 01:13:05,630 Nothing happened, Jess. You must have dreamed it. 819 01:13:12,678 --> 01:13:14,555 -Bye. -Not you. 820 01:13:15,973 --> 01:13:18,142 We do the rest of the house in 14 seconds. 821 01:13:18,226 --> 01:13:21,479 Then Council provides the lightning. He does the transmission... 822 01:13:21,562 --> 01:13:23,981 ...and we head the 92 light years home. 823 01:13:38,953 --> 01:13:40,789 Setty Lab. This is Mills. 824 01:13:41,081 --> 01:13:43,917 Dad, come home right away. The house is on fire. 825 01:13:47,712 --> 01:13:50,799 You can't leave now! What if we get rain? 826 01:13:53,051 --> 01:13:53,885 Jessie! 827 01:13:55,261 --> 01:13:56,387 Stay away from me. 828 01:13:56,471 --> 01:13:58,348 No, it's not what you think. 829 01:14:06,648 --> 01:14:08,066 You are an alien! 830 01:14:17,241 --> 01:14:18,409 Oh, my God! 831 01:14:24,916 --> 01:14:26,166 And you! 832 01:14:27,501 --> 01:14:29,002 Quiet! 833 01:14:33,089 --> 01:14:35,008 -Bag, let her down! -Not yet. 834 01:14:35,258 --> 01:14:36,676 What do you want? 835 01:14:36,927 --> 01:14:39,054 We're from Co-sign into the Eighth. 836 01:14:39,137 --> 01:14:42,057 Ninety-two light years and two solar systems away. 837 01:14:42,724 --> 01:14:46,603 Your father penetrated our atmosphere with a radar beam nine days ago. 838 01:14:47,812 --> 01:14:50,982 We must duplicate that transmission in 12 hours... 839 01:14:51,649 --> 01:14:54,194 ...or our civilisation will be destroyed. 840 01:14:54,361 --> 01:14:57,989 Is that why you're here? But he doesn't know how he did it! 841 01:14:58,448 --> 01:15:00,784 -We assume that's a lie. -No, it's not. 842 01:15:01,534 --> 01:15:04,704 You should know him well enough to know he doesn't lie. 843 01:15:05,413 --> 01:15:08,541 Could that be the truth? Could it be it was just an accident? 844 01:15:08,625 --> 01:15:11,461 No! The teenager is lying, too. 845 01:15:12,295 --> 01:15:14,088 No, I don't think so. 846 01:15:14,547 --> 01:15:17,174 We have to find out or we'll never be able to leave. 847 01:15:17,257 --> 01:15:19,843 Leave? But what about my father? 848 01:15:20,260 --> 01:15:24,181 He loves you. For the first time in five years he loves someone. 849 01:15:24,640 --> 01:15:27,726 You're gonna kill that in him. He'll never recover. 850 01:15:27,851 --> 01:15:30,854 Celeste doesn't care. Right, Celeste? 851 01:15:31,521 --> 01:15:32,814 Right, Celeste? 852 01:15:33,607 --> 01:15:34,649 Right. 853 01:15:37,319 --> 01:15:39,654 If you don't say anything, we'll let you down. 854 01:15:39,738 --> 01:15:40,989 No, we won't! 855 01:15:41,406 --> 01:15:43,408 I'm in charge of this mission. 856 01:15:44,117 --> 01:15:46,495 Will you not tell your father until we've gone? 857 01:15:46,578 --> 01:15:48,663 Yes, just don't hurt him. 858 01:15:54,461 --> 01:15:55,879 -Let her down. -Celeste! 859 01:15:55,962 --> 01:15:57,422 Let her down! 860 01:16:00,133 --> 01:16:02,093 That wasn't necessary. 861 01:16:06,096 --> 01:16:07,931 Give the dog back his bark. 862 01:16:08,307 --> 01:16:10,434 Celeste, your attitude sucks. 863 01:16:14,438 --> 01:16:16,857 -Ciao, baby. -What's this about a fire? 864 01:16:18,609 --> 01:16:19,568 Daddy! 865 01:16:19,651 --> 01:16:21,820 You said there was a fire! What's going on? 866 01:16:21,904 --> 01:16:24,239 I had to say there was a fire. What was I to say? 867 01:16:24,323 --> 01:16:26,325 "The living room's spotless, come home." 868 01:16:26,408 --> 01:16:28,327 Why did you call me? Why did you lie? 869 01:16:28,410 --> 01:16:32,039 I had to. Daddy, you married a person from another planet. 870 01:16:32,122 --> 01:16:33,874 Celeste doesn't come from Holland. 871 01:16:33,957 --> 01:16:37,586 She comes from a place 92 light years and two solar systems away. 872 01:16:37,753 --> 01:16:39,963 Not again. You're going in for counselling. 873 01:16:40,047 --> 01:16:44,259 She does. She took away Dave's bark and put me on the ceiling for ten minutes. 874 01:16:46,386 --> 01:16:48,597 Celeste is not from another planet. 875 01:16:49,514 --> 01:16:51,600 Your stepmother is not an alien. 876 01:16:52,601 --> 01:16:56,228 I mean, please, this is a fantasy. Don't you think I know aliens? 877 01:16:56,854 --> 01:16:58,606 It's my business to know. 878 01:16:58,772 --> 01:17:00,858 Why do we never see her eat or sleep? 879 01:17:00,941 --> 01:17:04,570 And how come we suddenly get a new living room in one afternoon? 880 01:17:05,446 --> 01:17:08,032 And inside that bag there's a horrible eye. 881 01:17:09,283 --> 01:17:12,244 Just like why my car wouldn't start this morning? 882 01:17:12,453 --> 01:17:14,121 Just look inside. 883 01:17:18,667 --> 01:17:21,295 I come home from the lab to look in a purse. 884 01:17:25,841 --> 01:17:27,760 Lipstick. Passion pink. 885 01:17:30,012 --> 01:17:32,681 Mascara. Unusual for a purse, isn't it? 886 01:17:33,849 --> 01:17:36,977 Q-tips. An eye! 887 01:17:37,144 --> 01:17:38,896 Jessie, there's no eye in here. 888 01:17:38,979 --> 01:17:41,940 She made it disappear. There was one in there. 889 01:17:42,316 --> 01:17:45,235 And she did lift up the bacon without a potholder. 890 01:17:45,736 --> 01:17:48,404 And what about all that food she cooked for breakfast? 891 01:17:48,487 --> 01:17:50,865 You don't have an answer and you won't believe me. 892 01:17:50,948 --> 01:17:54,910 And she's gonna be gone in 12 hours, and why won't you listen to me? 893 01:17:55,119 --> 01:17:57,663 Now, honey, come on. Jessie, come here. 894 01:18:00,624 --> 01:18:02,543 Jessie, where are you going? 895 01:18:06,839 --> 01:18:08,549 Come back here, Jessie. 896 01:18:10,384 --> 01:18:11,552 Get off the street! 897 01:18:12,678 --> 01:18:15,890 Jessie, you bring that bike back here now! Hey, come on. 898 01:18:17,683 --> 01:18:19,226 -Stop! -What's wrong? 899 01:18:22,354 --> 01:18:23,522 Come on! 900 01:18:50,006 --> 01:18:52,842 I'm sorry, I didn't see her. Is she all right? 901 01:18:53,593 --> 01:18:54,760 She's okay. 902 01:18:55,011 --> 01:18:56,429 I didn't see her. 903 01:18:56,596 --> 01:18:57,889 It's all right. 904 01:19:07,231 --> 01:19:09,650 You gave yourself away to save my life. 905 01:19:28,126 --> 01:19:29,627 I'll be right back. 906 01:19:47,770 --> 01:19:49,522 Do you really have to go? 907 01:19:51,858 --> 01:19:54,193 It's the same on both our planets. 908 01:19:55,278 --> 01:19:58,364 Just when you get to know someone they have to leave. 909 01:19:59,031 --> 01:20:03,161 My mom, I mean, my first mom, had to leave, too. 910 01:20:04,662 --> 01:20:09,041 I know you have to go. This isn't your home. I understand that. 911 01:20:12,879 --> 01:20:15,089 Can you at least wait till morning? 912 01:20:17,465 --> 01:20:18,508 I'll try. 913 01:20:54,586 --> 01:20:56,296 Where's your spaceship? 914 01:20:58,381 --> 01:21:00,091 Behind your moon, Steve. 915 01:21:00,508 --> 01:21:01,843 What do you do up there? 916 01:21:01,926 --> 01:21:05,513 Meditate? Plan how to break hearts? If you know what they are. 917 01:21:09,099 --> 01:21:12,394 We are where you will be in 55 centuries. If you make it. 918 01:21:13,478 --> 01:21:15,814 I'm 1,296 years old. 919 01:21:18,024 --> 01:21:20,610 We reproduce by synthesis in a petri dish. 920 01:21:21,778 --> 01:21:26,157 We use 104 percent of our brain capacity as opposed to your 36 percent. 921 01:21:28,410 --> 01:21:30,954 Our lives are spent in perfect harmony... 922 01:21:31,371 --> 01:21:36,042 ...improving our civilisation with none of the erratic highs and lows you have here. 923 01:21:36,334 --> 01:21:38,503 I see. Sort of like Switzerland. 924 01:21:40,046 --> 01:21:41,965 Why do you reproduce in a petri dish? 925 01:21:42,048 --> 01:21:44,759 We learned that sex was inefficient and messy. 926 01:21:44,843 --> 01:21:47,178 So you got rid of it, just like that? 927 01:21:47,720 --> 01:21:50,432 I must admit, we were a little hasty on that one. 928 01:21:50,515 --> 01:21:53,852 You mean I married a virgin? Mother would be proud. 929 01:21:57,437 --> 01:22:00,107 Don't you ever do stuff like go on vacation? 930 01:22:00,357 --> 01:22:01,525 Sure we do. 931 01:22:01,775 --> 01:22:03,360 What do you do on vacation? 932 01:22:03,443 --> 01:22:04,403 Math. 933 01:22:05,696 --> 01:22:07,531 What do you do to have fun? 934 01:22:08,240 --> 01:22:09,283 Graphs. 935 01:22:12,327 --> 01:22:14,997 We go to warm places together and hold hands. 936 01:22:18,834 --> 01:22:20,919 It's too bad you don't eat food. 937 01:22:21,002 --> 01:22:23,672 You might find it could be quite pleasurable. 938 01:22:24,214 --> 01:22:25,799 You get pleasure out of food? 939 01:22:25,882 --> 01:22:27,467 -Here. -No, thank you. 940 01:22:27,717 --> 01:22:30,470 If you want my secrets you'll eat my sandwich. 941 01:22:36,685 --> 01:22:37,894 Chew! 942 01:22:52,449 --> 01:22:55,160 This is fun. What is it? 943 01:22:58,038 --> 01:23:00,124 Ham and cheese on rye with mayo. 944 01:23:01,458 --> 01:23:05,212 And I love the way it feels against the roof of my mouth... 945 01:23:05,754 --> 01:23:07,756 ...and the sides of my tongue. 946 01:23:07,923 --> 01:23:09,341 This is fun. 947 01:23:09,967 --> 01:23:11,468 Here, wash it down. 948 01:23:19,476 --> 01:23:21,228 This makes me smile, too. 949 01:23:22,896 --> 01:23:24,606 Seagram's Scotch Whiskey. 950 01:23:28,735 --> 01:23:29,736 Celeste? 951 01:23:30,862 --> 01:23:32,447 Did you ever like me? 952 01:23:34,157 --> 01:23:37,660 Steve, of course I did. I do. 953 01:23:38,244 --> 01:23:39,954 It wasn't just physics? 954 01:23:40,871 --> 01:23:45,209 No. If I were an Earth person I would do exactly what we did. 955 01:23:45,835 --> 01:23:49,755 -It might have taken a little longer, but-- -Then why can't you stay? 956 01:23:51,632 --> 01:23:52,883 I just can't. 957 01:23:53,050 --> 01:23:55,261 What if I never sent the transmission again? 958 01:23:55,344 --> 01:23:58,222 Then nobody would be able to use it against you ever. 959 01:23:59,223 --> 01:24:01,892 Unfortunately that's not the history of your planet. 960 01:24:01,976 --> 01:24:05,229 And if you don't do that transmission, my planet will die. 961 01:24:08,982 --> 01:24:10,693 -Are you mad at me? -Mad? 962 01:24:10,818 --> 01:24:14,738 I'm furious. I'm confused, I'm upset, I'm frustrated, I'm furious! 963 01:24:14,947 --> 01:24:18,283 You're everything I ever wanted in a human and an extraterrestrial. 964 01:24:18,367 --> 01:24:21,286 If I send the transmission, which I don't know how to do... 965 01:24:21,370 --> 01:24:23,080 ...and save your planet, I lose you. 966 01:24:23,163 --> 01:24:26,083 If I don't send it, you stay but I kill a whole planet. 967 01:24:27,000 --> 01:24:29,043 But I'd make a lousy Earth person. 968 01:24:29,126 --> 01:24:31,796 I made way too much breakfast, and the dog hates me. 969 01:24:31,879 --> 01:24:34,757 The dog loves you. We all love you. 970 01:24:35,967 --> 01:24:38,844 Don't you see, that's why it's so hard. 971 01:24:40,262 --> 01:24:42,223 That's why I'm so torn apart. 972 01:24:43,265 --> 01:24:44,809 I feel like Durante. 973 01:24:48,562 --> 01:24:51,190 "Did you ever have the feeling that you wanted to go 974 01:24:51,273 --> 01:24:53,567 "Still had the feeling that you wanted to stay 975 01:24:53,692 --> 01:24:55,820 "Knew it was right wasn't wrong 976 01:24:55,945 --> 01:24:57,571 "Go stay, stay go" 977 01:24:59,031 --> 01:25:00,741 That's exactly how I feel. 978 01:25:01,075 --> 01:25:02,535 You know this song? 979 01:25:03,244 --> 01:25:05,704 I feel just like you and Durante. 980 01:25:06,539 --> 01:25:09,458 I don't wanna go, but I can't stay. 981 01:25:11,168 --> 01:25:12,711 I feel only one way. 982 01:25:13,754 --> 01:25:15,297 I want you to stay. 983 01:25:28,810 --> 01:25:31,979 Boy, talk about being tied to your work. 984 01:25:32,855 --> 01:25:36,359 I spend my whole career trying to prove there's life on other planets... 985 01:25:36,442 --> 01:25:38,402 ...and when I find it, I marry it. 986 01:25:44,700 --> 01:25:45,785 Lightning. 987 01:25:47,245 --> 01:25:48,621 You shocked me. 988 01:25:50,248 --> 01:25:53,167 Static electricity. The metal in Ron's snaps. 989 01:25:59,799 --> 01:26:00,800 Snaps. 990 01:26:01,050 --> 01:26:02,259 Ron's buttons. 991 01:26:03,177 --> 01:26:05,137 The cage around the Klystron. 992 01:26:05,346 --> 01:26:07,556 That's the wild card! Come on. 993 01:26:11,893 --> 01:26:12,894 He knows. 994 01:26:14,229 --> 01:26:15,772 He's a true scientist. 995 01:26:15,855 --> 01:26:19,817 You realise, of course, as soon as we've made contact we'll have to leave. 996 01:26:22,028 --> 01:26:24,697 -I'm aware of that. -Right after we kill them. 997 01:26:24,864 --> 01:26:27,700 -Kill them? -Not just them. The whole thing. 998 01:26:27,784 --> 01:26:29,494 What do you call it? Earth. 999 01:26:29,577 --> 01:26:30,954 We're not killing anybody. 1000 01:26:31,079 --> 01:26:33,414 We'll get what we need and leave Earth as we found it. 1001 01:26:33,539 --> 01:26:35,750 I'm afraid not. We're wiping out everything. 1002 01:26:35,833 --> 01:26:40,671 People, land mass, water. The Council has told me to take care of it. 1003 01:26:40,797 --> 01:26:42,423 We're not going to do anything. 1004 01:26:42,548 --> 01:26:45,218 Eight minutes after he transmits that signal... 1005 01:26:45,301 --> 01:26:46,761 ...here's Earth! 1006 01:26:54,727 --> 01:26:56,979 Jessie, sweetie! It's time. 1007 01:26:57,647 --> 01:26:59,022 Come on, get up. 1008 01:27:08,573 --> 01:27:09,699 Be careful. 1009 01:27:44,734 --> 01:27:46,194 Ron, it's Celeste. 1010 01:27:47,487 --> 01:27:49,905 Celeste! It's Ron! 1011 01:27:50,572 --> 01:27:54,409 Ron, it's just not working out. Steve and I simply aren't compatible. 1012 01:27:54,534 --> 01:27:55,535 What? 1013 01:27:56,161 --> 01:27:59,289 Our physical relationship just isn't what it should be. 1014 01:27:59,831 --> 01:28:02,501 I need to talk to someone. I need to talk to you. 1015 01:28:04,211 --> 01:28:07,964 About your physical relationship? 1016 01:28:10,467 --> 01:28:14,095 Could you come to the lab, and we could discuss these matters of the flesh? 1017 01:28:14,221 --> 01:28:18,767 The flesh? Yes, sure. But, I mean, he's my brother. 1018 01:28:19,517 --> 01:28:22,103 But we don't need to tell Steve everything. 1019 01:28:23,980 --> 01:28:26,900 And Ron, would you mind doing me a little favour? 1020 01:28:27,651 --> 01:28:31,112 I left my purse in the bedroom at home. Bye. 1021 01:28:34,074 --> 01:28:37,243 This is terrible. What am I going to do? He's my own brother! 1022 01:28:37,327 --> 01:28:39,578 This is terrible. My own brother! 1023 01:28:40,746 --> 01:28:41,997 And yet. 1024 01:28:59,973 --> 01:29:03,143 Where've you been all day? This rain could stop at any minute. 1025 01:29:03,226 --> 01:29:05,771 Grady, we need a conductor. A conductor. 1026 01:29:07,773 --> 01:29:08,857 Solid tin. 1027 01:29:10,025 --> 01:29:12,360 Next year when they give out that Nobel Prize... 1028 01:29:12,444 --> 01:29:14,905 ...I'll be up there, and I'll tell them about-- 1029 01:29:14,988 --> 01:29:16,448 Steve, darling. 1030 01:29:25,540 --> 01:29:29,210 See what did it? Ronnie put his jacket on the chair and it had brass buttons. 1031 01:29:29,293 --> 01:29:30,669 It was a short circuit. 1032 01:29:30,753 --> 01:29:34,757 Electrical impulse bouncing between the Klystron and the fried buttons. 1033 01:29:34,840 --> 01:29:37,426 It threw the power way beyond 400 megawatts! 1034 01:29:41,347 --> 01:29:43,015 Telescope's all set, Dr. Mills. 1035 01:29:43,098 --> 01:29:45,934 You won't forget to tell Dr. Sagan how helpful I've been? 1036 01:29:46,018 --> 01:29:47,519 Carl Sagan? Sure. 1037 01:29:48,353 --> 01:29:50,314 Now all we need is the lightning. 1038 01:29:50,647 --> 01:29:52,983 Watch the monitors. That's where the action is. 1039 01:29:53,066 --> 01:29:54,735 All right, put these on. 1040 01:29:56,028 --> 01:29:57,279 Put those on. 1041 01:29:58,447 --> 01:29:59,907 Okay, set your attractors. 1042 01:29:59,990 --> 01:30:01,450 Set your attractors. 1043 01:30:02,576 --> 01:30:04,494 Steve, I have to talk to you. 1044 01:30:05,078 --> 01:30:06,038 Bag! 1045 01:30:06,205 --> 01:30:08,874 You've signed your own death warrant, sister! 1046 01:30:09,875 --> 01:30:13,211 -Prepare to initiate the system. -Prepare to initiate the system. 1047 01:30:13,295 --> 01:30:15,547 I've got to. I want to kill myself. 1048 01:30:15,631 --> 01:30:17,716 -I'm in love with your wife. -What? 1049 01:30:17,799 --> 01:30:19,508 Steve, the reflectors. 1050 01:30:20,468 --> 01:30:21,510 Ready! 1051 01:30:23,346 --> 01:30:24,305 Now! 1052 01:30:31,687 --> 01:30:32,772 Jesus! 1053 01:30:41,405 --> 01:30:43,866 Great! Nothing's changed here! 1054 01:30:52,249 --> 01:30:53,334 Daddy, look! 1055 01:30:53,417 --> 01:30:54,585 I know! 1056 01:30:55,544 --> 01:30:56,837 I'll be damned! 1057 01:31:03,510 --> 01:31:04,845 We did it again! 1058 01:31:05,012 --> 01:31:06,054 Science! 1059 01:31:07,055 --> 01:31:09,140 Steve, didn't you hear what I said? 1060 01:31:09,223 --> 01:31:11,142 I am in love with your wife. 1061 01:31:11,350 --> 01:31:14,562 She's in love with me. It's a whole thing. We gotta talk. 1062 01:31:15,688 --> 01:31:17,023 Get rid of that bag. 1063 01:31:17,148 --> 01:31:18,149 The bag? 1064 01:31:18,232 --> 01:31:20,401 That bag will destroy your planet. 1065 01:31:21,777 --> 01:31:25,031 Babe, I love ya, we'll get rid of the bag. I mean, what's in it? 1066 01:31:25,114 --> 01:31:28,159 A little eyeliner, a little lipstick, a little eye. 1067 01:31:40,755 --> 01:31:42,131 Lights out! 1068 01:31:55,853 --> 01:31:58,439 T-minus ten seconds and counting. 1069 01:31:59,106 --> 01:32:00,940 Ten, nine, eight.... 1070 01:32:03,651 --> 01:32:05,820 I am indestructible. 1071 01:32:06,738 --> 01:32:10,325 Seven, six, five, four, three.... 1072 01:32:35,725 --> 01:32:39,186 You do a woman a favour and the eye in her purse attacks you. 1073 01:32:44,859 --> 01:32:46,485 Is the pocketbook dead? 1074 01:32:46,569 --> 01:32:49,946 Of course, you nincompoop. 1075 01:32:50,488 --> 01:32:52,032 Please, step outside. 1076 01:33:03,376 --> 01:33:05,753 I'm in hell! This is hell! 1077 01:33:06,379 --> 01:33:08,214 The transmission was a success. 1078 01:33:10,216 --> 01:33:13,678 Our gravity has already begun to revert. We have been saved. 1079 01:33:15,430 --> 01:33:18,057 Why has this planet not been dispatched? 1080 01:33:18,182 --> 01:33:20,852 You never said you were going to destroy this place. 1081 01:33:20,935 --> 01:33:23,354 We must! They know how to destroy us. 1082 01:33:23,896 --> 01:33:27,150 Council, Dr. Mills never meant to hurt anyone. 1083 01:33:27,358 --> 01:33:31,029 There are too many strange and good things that go on here to destroy it. 1084 01:33:31,112 --> 01:33:34,031 They have war, they have indifference, they have suffering. 1085 01:33:34,115 --> 01:33:36,367 Yes, but they also have jitterbugs. 1086 01:33:36,784 --> 01:33:38,453 -Jitterbugs? -Frivolous! 1087 01:33:38,536 --> 01:33:39,703 And children. 1088 01:33:39,786 --> 01:33:44,040 Jokes. And ham and cheese on rye with mayo! 1089 01:33:44,457 --> 01:33:45,667 Mediocre. 1090 01:33:46,334 --> 01:33:47,961 And making love. 1091 01:33:48,587 --> 01:33:49,754 And sneezes. 1092 01:33:49,838 --> 01:33:50,964 Sneezes? 1093 01:33:51,089 --> 01:33:52,757 And Jimmy Durante! 1094 01:33:54,759 --> 01:33:55,719 Jimmy? 1095 01:33:58,054 --> 01:33:59,306 Show me Jimmy. 1096 01:34:05,311 --> 01:34:06,896 They want to see Jimmy. 1097 01:34:06,980 --> 01:34:08,356 Come on. 1098 01:34:10,692 --> 01:34:11,693 Grady. 1099 01:34:13,153 --> 01:34:16,656 Jimmy Durante from The Man Who Came To Dinner. 1100 01:34:21,953 --> 01:34:24,539 Hello, up there, you omnipotent superbeings... 1101 01:34:24,622 --> 01:34:26,958 ...from some other dimensional planet. 1102 01:34:27,542 --> 01:34:28,585 Hit it! 1103 01:34:30,419 --> 01:34:33,046 "Did you ever have the feeling that you wanted to go 1104 01:34:33,130 --> 01:34:36,091 "But still had the feeling that you wanted to stay 1105 01:34:36,174 --> 01:34:41,763 "You knew it was right wasn't wrong Still you know you wouldn't be very long 1106 01:34:49,646 --> 01:34:52,315 "It's tough to have the feeling that you wanted to go 1107 01:34:52,399 --> 01:34:54,734 "Still had the feeling that you wanted to stay 1108 01:34:54,818 --> 01:34:57,195 "Start to go, change your mind 1109 01:34:57,279 --> 01:34:59,573 "Start to go again But change your mind again 1110 01:34:59,656 --> 01:35:02,325 "It's tough to have the feeling that you wanted to go 1111 01:35:02,409 --> 01:35:04,744 "Still have the feeling that you wanted to stay 1112 01:35:04,828 --> 01:35:06,621 "Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do 1113 01:35:06,913 --> 01:35:08,206 "l go 1114 01:35:08,832 --> 01:35:10,500 "l stay" 1115 01:35:17,590 --> 01:35:18,717 Kill them. 1116 01:35:23,262 --> 01:35:26,598 Hey, you! This is an English automobile! 1117 01:35:33,939 --> 01:35:35,732 We have never had sneezes. 1118 01:35:38,652 --> 01:35:42,698 Sneezing makes the head tingle. The whole body feels alive. 1119 01:35:43,657 --> 01:35:45,367 What else is like this? 1120 01:35:47,452 --> 01:35:50,330 Sir, can you see with my eyes? 1121 01:35:50,872 --> 01:35:51,999 Of course. 1122 01:35:52,916 --> 01:35:54,501 Then this is why. 1123 01:36:20,526 --> 01:36:21,610 I see. 1124 01:36:23,612 --> 01:36:24,571 This... 1125 01:36:25,906 --> 01:36:29,868 ...what do you call it? Earth. Deserves more study. 1126 01:36:30,661 --> 01:36:32,871 It's too weird to destroy. 1127 01:36:36,458 --> 01:36:38,043 It will be spared. 1128 01:36:41,672 --> 01:36:43,841 Celeste, it is time to come home. 1129 01:37:25,422 --> 01:37:27,132 Now come home, Celeste. 1130 01:37:33,389 --> 01:37:34,890 Sir, I am home. 1131 01:37:36,016 --> 01:37:37,851 It's no use. I can't go. 1132 01:37:39,520 --> 01:37:41,021 That is impossible. 1133 01:37:41,480 --> 01:37:43,232 Celeste, you must return. 1134 01:37:43,315 --> 01:37:45,234 Wait. Come on now. 1135 01:37:48,028 --> 01:37:50,030 Hi. Steve Mills. 1136 01:37:50,239 --> 01:37:53,074 You look like a reasonable bunch of superbeings. 1137 01:37:54,200 --> 01:37:56,869 We really have to work this out. 1138 01:37:57,453 --> 01:37:58,704 I'm in love... 1139 01:37:59,080 --> 01:38:01,624 ...with your Chief Extragalactic Probist. 1140 01:38:02,750 --> 01:38:04,001 What do you mean, no? 1141 01:38:04,085 --> 01:38:08,172 We need someone to tell us about your war and making love... 1142 01:38:08,756 --> 01:38:10,716 ...and all your fuzziness. 1143 01:38:12,051 --> 01:38:13,386 Excuse me... 1144 01:38:14,595 --> 01:38:16,514 ...Big Thing in the Sky... 1145 01:38:16,597 --> 01:38:19,141 ...you need someone to tell you about making love? 1146 01:38:19,225 --> 01:38:21,852 We need someone to tell us about everything. 1147 01:38:23,312 --> 01:38:25,648 Does anyone up there look as good as she does? 1148 01:38:25,731 --> 01:38:27,483 Everyone does. 1149 01:38:28,317 --> 01:38:29,693 -Better. -Really? 1150 01:38:30,778 --> 01:38:32,071 It's impossible. 1151 01:38:32,154 --> 01:38:36,867 Sir? He knows more than I do about all things down here. 1152 01:38:38,035 --> 01:38:39,787 It's an interesting idea. 1153 01:38:41,204 --> 01:38:42,413 He can come. 1154 01:38:48,378 --> 01:38:50,338 Who's gonna drive this thing? 1155 01:38:51,047 --> 01:38:55,009 Group Captain Winnek Woofet and the 12th Navigational Command. 1156 01:39:10,900 --> 01:39:14,654 My God! She looks just like Princess Stephanie. 1157 01:39:17,156 --> 01:39:19,534 She looks just like Princess Stephanie, too. 1158 01:39:19,826 --> 01:39:21,244 If you say so. 1159 01:39:24,580 --> 01:39:26,999 They all look like Princess Stephanie. 1160 01:39:32,921 --> 01:39:34,673 Can I ask you a question? 1161 01:39:38,176 --> 01:39:40,595 You think my Rolls would be impressive? 1162 01:39:45,975 --> 01:39:47,977 -Might be. -Can I bring it? 1163 01:39:48,436 --> 01:39:49,729 Yes, of course. 1164 01:39:55,568 --> 01:39:57,737 -Goodbye, my dear. -Bye, Uncle Ron. 1165 01:39:57,904 --> 01:39:59,155 Bye, my dear. 1166 01:40:04,327 --> 01:40:08,831 Ron, are you sure you want to do this? You're making a pretty radical move here. 1167 01:40:12,418 --> 01:40:14,796 They all look like Princess Stephanie. 1168 01:40:15,672 --> 01:40:17,215 They do, don't they? 1169 01:40:21,343 --> 01:40:22,719 Time's wasting. 1170 01:40:24,429 --> 01:40:26,807 Where are the keys to your beachhouse? 1171 01:40:32,813 --> 01:40:33,897 Enjoy. 1172 01:40:35,774 --> 01:40:38,944 Have a nice drive. Flight. Trip. 1173 01:40:40,612 --> 01:40:42,572 Get the heck off this planet. 1174 01:41:14,895 --> 01:41:16,146 Come on. 1175 01:41:16,647 --> 01:41:18,232 Right over here, baby. 1176 01:41:18,941 --> 01:41:21,443 -What is it? -It's a car. 1177 01:41:42,464 --> 01:41:44,341 We'll be in touch, Celeste. 1178 01:41:44,716 --> 01:41:47,969 Enjoy your humanity while it lasts. 1179 01:42:06,195 --> 01:42:08,322 A little one-on-one dad? 1180 01:42:09,406 --> 01:42:10,532 No thanks, honey. 1181 01:42:10,616 --> 01:42:14,870 I think Celeste and I are going upstairs and get some sleep. 1182 01:42:15,746 --> 01:42:17,122 I get it. 1183 01:42:18,791 --> 01:42:20,292 I'll be right up. 1184 01:42:30,844 --> 01:42:32,930 Are you human or what? 1185 01:42:33,889 --> 01:42:35,849 Human. Every part. 1186 01:42:40,020 --> 01:42:43,398 All that power to do stuff left with Bag, right? 1187 01:42:44,066 --> 01:42:45,400 I guess so. 1188 01:42:46,777 --> 01:42:47,861 Drive! 1189 01:42:48,945 --> 01:42:50,030 Drive! 1190 01:47:40,770 --> 01:47:45,984 Goodnight, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are. 89863

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