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This is not a story about me

There is no story about
as I got to my name

But we happen later

No, this is about my friend Spencer

A loyal friend, quite acceptable fighter
mixed martial arts,

Now look at it

He has nothing better to do than
for up.

And I'm sure,
it is considered suicide

What was that, dear?

Mom, stop! I'm fine,
I told you.

Oh, Spence! .

This is called well
"Life by the balls pack"

- Come on ...
- Here, vitamin C

! = And how many times I have to tell you?
I'm not sick!

Swallow.

At least not physically

The doctor all possible tests
had done about it .

He says his condition was due to their lifestyle

But his mother refuses to believe that

You know, many young people
people find these days

your soul mate on the Internet.

- I do not know, maybe ...
- Mother!

I think now you have
says enough tales.

I am worried!

Do you lock yourself here all day
long, and doing God knows what.

Well, sure you do not
räumst on.

No, Mom Stop it.!
I've been doing this, okay?

- How can you live like this?
- I'm fine!

This is not healthy.

Oh God!

Oh man ...

I Get nasal drops evil Dann.

You know Sally
My Kanaster Club ...

She is now in MILF.com.

She met already have a lot of young men
.

Yes, maybe it's worth a try.

I wanted to hear.

I think it's something moves

Growing up,
Spencer showed all the classic symptoms

Instead of playing outside with the
other guys,

I was reading the Heber
novels his mother

Stop it

horror movies? No, not usually
"Breakfast at Tiffany's"

At the tender age of nine!
A bloody tragedy

Day Dreams
long walks on the beach

it does to tears,
when he hears opera

play If hot enough.
His words, not mine

Even I knew what Spencer is.
Long before he knew himself

What do I have to just ?

By the time he reached puberty, it was
impossible to ignore

It was just different

That Day
was shockingly obvious

that Spence was a hopeless romantics

What did you think then,
I would say ?

I told you:

to be romantic,
It is as useful as herpes.

To keep it for themselves and it's all about
oppression.

Okay, but now back to me

Do not move to the body scan, sir.

Well, the next.

I'm not going in that thing!

One can genitals
view all!

Okay, back to the end, lady.

- Backward.
- I'll do it!

Of course, sir, come here.

You know, I really have no problem with women

At least, not like most types

Imagine pure
arms up. Play My problems in a completely different dimension compared

Stay well ...

The magnitude of that love brings me in
and get out of trouble

Sir, please follow me.

- Come this way, please.
- What did I do?

Hold luggage
do not. Do not look!

Excuse me, what did I do?

We have a huge problem here.

Yes, we have.

Excuse me, this is a bottle of Coca
in the pants of the guy there?

He has a gun!
He is armed! Armed!

Then you can leave one!

Oh, I love it.
How the hell did you do that?

Spencers MOM:
". Spencer needs you"

Are you from Cuba?

Shit. I have to go. Last lap.

Well, that was about the life of Spencer

say, "nice guys come
with the last "

Spencer thought he would be the
exception rule. Thanks Allison

For three years she was feeling,
he can do anything and let

For Allison he first came

And the second, in which he took
the cap ...

It's over, Spence.
I am now Kip.

She tore her broken heart
out ...

... and it worked
one Pümpel

And she has him leading them out
with MMA

nice guys come to
his wife, his little son of a bitch!

So a bitch

So there you have it.
Romance died

and nice guys come alone
dark, with his tail in his hand

Okay, you know what ?

Damn! Hey, I'm doing just the narrator

- Mother, hitting!
- Oh, I'm sorry, honey. How are you?

I told you,
I'm fine.

We see this is not so.

Holy shit!

What the hell are you doing here, man?

- I thought you were going to Brazil.
- Small change of plans, man.

As it stands,
exactly the right time.

Have you changed your plans
for me?

- Wait, Mom, is not it ...?
- I have no idea what you're talking about.

I leave him alone now.
I have a lot to do.

Coke is good to see you.

Nice to be needed.

- Why she blinked?
- She blinked?

Your mother and I
'Re worried.

My God, look at you!

You look like Justin Bieber
crossed with Bigfoot.

I am sure that these are not tears soaked handkerchiefs
.

Some still.

Ok, listen ...

You will not get over it, you sit around for
.

So now you packst
your shit one,

as we move into new
beach house of my parents.

Hey, look at me, man!

You need 'n
change of scenery, my friend.

My mother needs me, okay?
You can not live without me.

Mom, can you come in time?

Spence, I love it, I have you.
Really, you know

But please, honey,
go and let it grow eggs.

Mom knows. Come here.

That's it.

Wow!

Not bad, huh?

No, it's not bad, old friend.

Okay. Okay, that is biscuits
the hammer.

Yes? Are you sure you do not
back in his cave you want?

Here you live, Bro.
Then make us comfortable.

I have a lot planned for us.
Hopes ran, there is plenty to do.

Ah, what's up, Jimmy?

- Hey.
- Hey, Ally.

Hey, friend.

Hi, Kip.

You know, you were not so '
Pussy ne, that could be your blowjob.

Oh, that's it! Yes I know.

As much as you are not used to.

Use your hands.

Yes, just as I like. Hardener!

I would not do that,
if I was you.

But you know what?
You are certain spheres.

What ...!

What was this?

You're dreaming, man. Especially you left
terrible to you, Bro.

You chased by demons, man.

Let's talk about it.
What's going on up there?

I think about shit,
I should not think.

In mega depressive iPod,
what did you expect?

I would,
or mold your thing.

Now come.
I have to show you there.

So tell me. How many times had
Allison and every month you have sex?

What the hell has the
for meaning?

Spencer, who may be new to you:

throughout history all great thinkers -

Einstein, Aristotle, Lothar Matthäus ...
Those damn idiots

They come up all the time
break your heart.

And as a result, they came up with the idea of men
formula.

So how many times a month?

I do not know, I mean ...

Often then became
the time a little less.

You know, no idea
as an average of six ...

Ok.

Listen, man. It Was
more than just sex, right?

I'm just a little sad.

It was also about love.
You made virtually no idea.

The word that I do not
hear in this house!

What you're the Bachelor?

Every time you
the word "love" in connection

used with a woman,
you are making a dollar on the jar.

- That's a rule.
- Ok.

Okay, that was six times a month. Three
years carry 1, divided by Pi ...

- Transmits was not the first.
-... It is equal to 25 fucked 25 times?

Let's get right to the point.

It is said that half
time needs a relationship

to completely about
overcome. - Real?

Thus, based on the formula of men

- 25 divided by 2 - you have to ...

- Your account is not the same ...
- Birds ... 12.5 brides!

For Allison oblivion.

- Yes ...
- You know teenagers?

I do not know if this works well.

It works.
That's why they call Pi

You invent everything alone, right?

Forget it. We round up, ok?

Forget the little people.
We just say 13

I do not know what to say.

And because I was a terrible friend
,

if I leave him alone,

... I decided,
the way to go along with you.

Oh, the We-fuck-a-fat-Friday!

Fats to Friday We-fuck-a-.
My personal favorite.

This is really good!

- Correct artistically.
- That's not the pussy, fool

beautiful colors.

Great. You are about.

No, no chance.
I can not do it.

I've driven with neighbor
when you were in bed.

So I'm going to give me cross
'S.

How are you.

If you think that just because you make me
all written any competition,

move to rumzuvögeln, so ...

Put on your suit. Let me show you what we have to do it for you
.

Yes, I have beaten you.

Okay, I'll break it down for you
times.

Before you is a pool full of talent.

- Hey, Coca-Cola.
- Hey, how are you Veronica?

Late tonight?

So anyone who is
no one is here.

And every day to flirt.

Hey, Coca-Cola.

All right, ladies?
This is my bro, Spencer.

He spends the summer here.

Hey, Spencer.

Late tonight.
Bring a girlfriend with.

I'm telling you, you serve them
its charm as a "Lemon Drop"

and swallow the shit
easy down. - Like what?

This is a drink, Spencer.
You better learn fast.

Oh, there is Tammy. How Tammy.

I can see you, Tammy.
I see you, you beauty.

I miss being inside you.

Call me. But really.

See? In broad daylight.
This is our brides hunting ground.

These girls have virtually nothing at all
. In addition a rope.

You can not hide anything.

What you see is what you get.

- You understand?
- Yes I understand. I mean ...

So it's good. Geile Dinger.

- How do you know all these people?
- What everyone wants something from me.

Determines they want
soon something from you.

Yo, look at the times
types in Coca-Cola!

What the fuck, Spence?

The US has ruined everything,
sentenced summer.

Shark

- No! Hai!
- A shark

all out of the water

Hai! It is because a shark
there! Oh, shit!

- Oh God!
- What's going on here?

- Dude, what are you doing?
- Keep your mouth shut.

Come on, all out of the way!
All out of the water

Hey! I need my towel!

Get out of the water! Please,

Hai!

The Hai, people!
Come out! A shark

A shark. Coming right
out of the water

Out of the water

Damn bro, you
one Bob Marley tail.

You should have clarified,
that is not okay.

This is one thing-Bart.

Razor!

Shearing it.

Ready. Come On!

It should.

This is bad, man.

Ups, always nice and slow.

Idiots, man.

"You ought not to cover his cock
Richard Simmons perm. "

Look at these stupid idiots.

You will die!
You will die

The shark will you

Continue.

There, you see? Three kilos lighter.

Also it determined everything?

What? Make it more.
You can use.

- How are out, Eros?
- Wow '

Thanks.!.

Hey, I owe you one.

Late tonight.
Come.

I will do it.

Okay, what does that "after
hours "at all. Why then?

- We hear only two.
- Stop what?

Work.

How are you. This is where everything happens
.

We find them here and
they take them home.

What you mean?

Why can not you see me too simple?

Thank you, Big.

Ok Nice.

You may never see him straight in the eye
. He owns you.

What?

Shit! This is
but no amateur show!

Now get clean.
Come on, a little. Do you clean.

I have pants that are
older than you - what the hell ....?

Look at them there.

Spencer, tell me about their experiences
.

- With what?
- Hey!

This is the coolest place around the
beach, boy.

I here do not allow lahmärschigen
bartender, you know?

Yes, I understand you.

As I said, Steve.

This guy has the fastest hands
city.

Yeah. Do it right

and you get more than fri shop pussy
'S.

Nice. Well I do not really need ...

... Pussies.

Yes, you

Steve ... With all due respect
, You could

exit Schwuchtelscheiße?
You just know it first.

I'm not a fag,
Motherfucker!

I'm stuck like to hold my Rudi
in 'small noodle ne

from time to time, until they can no longer sit
,

but that does not make me '
ner tail or, at least, Spencer? - No.

Makes you probably
a little reckless.

No. I give myself as a man,
I'm talking like a man

And kick your
in the ass like a man. In suspenders.

I have level 5 Gains,
You understand this?

Yeah, I figure.

Get.

He has fully. Ok, so he has
the work? - Do not Listen..

I have this club
two reasons.

First Moneten. Second asses.

And I need types
other reason.

Please do not tell "dumb".

For me not to destroy my own business
.

Look, when I opened this club
No one came.

Not a soul would come.

So I made the night drag queen.

I found each bekloppter
I behaved,

They were more confident all

and gave more money they made.

People can no longer wisdom.

Dumbing down is where the construction plan.

Stultifying unrealistic
reality shows,

stultifying and movies
silly places like this,

where people can gather to have
sex with another silly stupid.

What we are talking about a stupid thing
you. I love that.

And that was the night,
Sperry was born as Miss Tyra.

Yes.

So here's the deal.

When it comes to his work:

You are stupid
drunk at the bar

Bring Me the Money .. And bring me
no damn drama.

You're doing it, but they belong
their dirty socks for me.

Yes sir!

Ma.
I am!

- Yes ma'am.
- Sir.

- Sir. I'm really sorry.
- I want no drama here.

- Well, then he did the job, huh?
- One more condition.

Arise!

Yes.

Turn around.

Come on, show me the Pobäckchen.

I verarsche you, but only!

- You!
- Shit, shit!

- Oh, this madness.
- Sit down, boy.

How could still end up my
Nutcracker on his muscular ass,

when the sampling Tyra Sperry
Club Life!

Welcome to the club, baby.

Come on!

I have no idea what I'm doing here.

Relax, all right? You shall not make any
drinks, okay? Leave that to me.

You should with so many girls as possible entertain

and invite them to us
for after hours. Understood?

- I hate U.
- You love me.

Wait, I need to at least know how to make a drink
.

Drunk fuck girls.

Make it easy
always a Bay Breeze.

Coconut rum, pineapple juice and cranberry juice
, Okay?

Coconut rum, pineapple juice and cranberry juice
,

coconut rum, pineapple juice and cranberry juice ...

coconut rum, pineapple juice and cranberry juice
. ..

Hi.

Hey.

Hi.

What can I do for you?

I do not know. How about something
"Fri on the Beach"?

I'd rather give you absolutely nothing
than that.

But you know what? That one is my friend
Spencer.

It is their specialty ...

You should go there.
You will not be disappointed.

Hey, your ass here.

Tell me what it is today.

I was invited, but ...

God, you are rude!

I try since rumzukriegen
weeks. - Really?

Yes!

- Why were you not invited?
- You asked for you.

What can I do for you?

As I said, I could use the help in
to preserve my reputation.

We do not want the good Spencer
last coming against you, or not?

Actually yes.
Just not far from new.

Hey ...

I'm Spencer. Do you remember?

Of course I remember.
We are committed.

Right. Thanks for coming.

By the way, it was the best
"Sex on the Beach"!

And like the taste in your bed?

That I have spoken.

So let's see, how you came
.

Hey.

Morning.

Hey ...

I just thought I hope
she finally wakes up,

And you are

Would I like to have breakfast?

Last night was amazing, right?

I was that?

So, we must replace
numbers or something?

See you later, Tiger.

What the ...?

Yeah, well, my Facebook account is full.
I have a lot of friends.

- Yes my dear. Then fine. See you later.
- I will see you.

- Sup bro?
- How can you ensure that only deal?

You made breakfast?

Well done, man. Hot.

Epic. Epic and right
well last night.

You, my friend, the bride had
warmest ever.

I do not think she wants to see me again
, Then ...

Yes it is?

Now I eat breakfast with you.

You want these women do not
breakfast, okay?

Last night, it was a big deal
'S man.

I think you need a little more time
.

That was Ms. number 1.

We should celebrate, man!

Your "man" -zipation
officially began.

I can not do it.
I am not you

Listen ...
We all have P.0.D.

- I do not know really.
- Post Orgasmic Depression.

We all have to

Especially after 'ner bride,
that is as hot as yours.

Ok.

Answer me this question.

What is more fun?

Wake up next 'OR
Peach round ass,

or have a wank
in your nursery.

Because I can get you out of here now if you want.

But what should I do?

Think of Ally.

Remember what she's doing.
And who she is.

No, I told you,
I can not ...

What are you doing? You can not
two crosses to the same girl ...

Thanks!

I am very sore.

Oh God!

You should ...

It's all right, folks. Keep calm
sit. - She's not the wisest.

This is not a competition, Bro.
Really good eggs, by the way.

With olive oil?

Does anyone know where I parked my car
?

No Guts No Glory

Oh, shit!

- Never! Spence?
- What is it, Dan?

- Hey dude?
- What, K. J.?

- How are you doing this?
- Are you all right, man.

The Coca-Cola has since dragged there?

Oh shit ...

- Coach. How are you doing, man?
- Shut up! Guy! - Ok.

I have so much to
on, Spence.

My best bugger fighters
the night before the fight?

- I do not irritate, I ...
- Do not apologize dear to me.

I do not want to apologize
.

Yes, yes, yes, you are doing

Yes, he wants to apologize to you.

- Good to see you, man.
- My God! Hey, Brother.

Damn! You feel it?

You feel it? This is the intensity,
I spoke of.

Since it with the bride, he was gone.

Kips girlfriend?
Hey, it's true, Spence?

- You stopped because of it?
- Say, that's not true, man.

- Oh, right.
- Thank Coke.

- No problem.
- Forget the guy, man.

If anyone tries to you,
you kick the salt of his balls.

Just forget it.

Glad you're back.

Thanks, but I'm not back,
Coach, I'm just here.

I do not know why we are here
.

We are here because their eggs always
still hanging around your vagina.

Maybe it's time someone goes there and
rausholt it.

I may have said too much
only now.

Oh, really, asshole?
I'm almost dead

Now you are there! You have to move and shake it
! Come on, get up!

You wiser drilling.

Yes, do what he says.
Do you have more intelligent Punching, right?

On and listen Get up now
to play good.

Oh God, you're a fucking friend!

If you "shit" with
large middle, then yes.

How are you. Stay tuned, stay tuned!

Will have it, man. Go ran!

Pull over now! Now!
Lot, come on!

Can you hear me?

Stop being a
pussy fucking, and strike.

Come on, pussy.
You want it too!

Yeah! This was evident!

- This could be your blowjob!
- It's over, Spence.

- I am now Kip.
- Stop Netten game.

Come on, get up, buddy.

- Yes go ahead.
- Yes honey.

I'll call the White Stallion
.

How are they going. Well, Spence.

Finish him. Yes!

Ten seconds!

Come on. Now press on!

Mach pressure. Exactly. Finish him.

Super!

Time!

I wanted to see Spence.
You just have to pull the trigger.

You have the power. Even if you
do not, your opponent will.

I'm through genuine.

By the way, your office is the same.

I knew you back.

- This is not me, Coach.
- Right, right, right.

Good work with the Under hooks.

Because the boxes will bring you
nothing when you are lying on your ass.

- Thanks man.
- Hey, anytime.

But now you have to leave here, otherwise
I'm late for my manicure.

- I have to go.
- The widths are more sensitive.

You totally fucked us.

Every masturbation has a shit
done to your cardio.

We need to move us.

Baby!

Hey, Spencer.

Hey, girls!

Good to be, or
The man Spence? - Hello, Spencer!

Yes all right.

Hey!

In one night you 's work
get the hottest club in town,

hit the hottest bride ever

and get full on the mouth.
By coach.

Life is good, my friend.
Life is good.

I sleep anyway
no other.

So it does not matter.

Oh, Deidre, what are you doing here
out there? Come on baby.

Why do not you come?

Take a look at yourself.

Hey, baby!

I would have liked 'n drink.

Fri on the Beach.

So I really wanted you
ask if the two of us something ...

... Confidence ...

Hey.

What's going on here, man?

Man wants but with these girls
no relationship.

Just because you're anti-girlfriend,
for which there is no reason.

What? Listen! With No Reason?

Let me help you,
to understand it, right?

Look at you here once good order.

You wear high heels,
to appear larger.

Bras push-up,
have more chest.

The sweetness carries seven kilos of makeup.

Use tanning, colored contact lenses
, Are full of Botox ...

I even met one,
which had calf implants.

It's all 'a show, man.

These girls lying to yourself because
you think they not lie to you.?

Looking here without girlfriend, man.
You look at 'their good time.

It's nearly eleven.
Here it is equal to gross.

Ok.

Game Time!

- Hey, Spencer.
- Hey, hi! Nen "buttery nipple" War '

?

Oh, Spencer!

Maybe later, baby.

I have to wait for Coca-Cola.

Ok, so I'll ...

Let's go out.

Oh my gosh!

I can not believe.
Every time she does it.

It is a few drinks
and in no time she is "Wunderhure".

- Only without the robe of course.
- Of course!

- With cover, it would be too obvious.
- Yes.

A giant "W".

Then you kiss any kind
at the bar? - Not my style.

- Seriously?
- Really.

Even when a sweet guy like you want to kiss me
.

- Do not worry. Madisyn?
- Yes.

Do not worry, you're safe.

It's not like I do not like
,

but a girl needs
some basic rules.

I know.

First, it is just a kiss
at the bar, but at no time ...

... Boquete in the bathroom.

I was in love.

In her breasts.

Coke!

No no no! Coca!

And as I go home now?

Well, if you like,
I can take it.

Oh man! I can not believe.
He's like a machine.

It's so embarrassing. Wait, where ...

Where are we?

For me.

Relax. I just want something to drink.

- No big deal.
- Please Madisyn ...

You seem like a very sweet girl
,

But my head is something crazy
at the time, okay?

Trust me. You do not want to waste your time with me
.

Okay, good to know.

But I am three months
home and I did not invite anyone to 'n drink.

So do not be rude.
But you should not expect anything!

Come on!

You do gymnastics! I was in
Boxteam during high school.

Madisyn! No, seriously now!

I'm so sorry. But I can not.

Sorry. I can not.

You can not go,
before you took.

Wait, Coca-Cola, Coca-Cola! Damn, Coca-Cola!

If for your own good, Spence.

Why are you doing this?

I'll make sure to stay on set.
So get your husband!

Come on!

- Madisyn ...
- Sit down.

Listen, we really need to do anything
, Okay? We can only talk.

- So, you were heartbroken?
- Yes.

What happened?

Well, she was my everything.

If you love someone,
then so be it, right?

And if someone unconditionally
open the soul, if someone loves you.

And because she asked me to stop boxing and MMA
I did it.

It's really brutal ...

Of course I loved it, but unfortunately
I loved her more.

Leave something for them,
He made me happy.

I stopped the fight, right in front of my

professional debut,
like an idiot, and ...

... Simpleton butt against
I should fight, Kip ...

Man, I can not since
more out of my head.

This woman torn me and so
quite destroyed everything I had, so ...

And because I found myself,
Kip was the only

with whom she had cheated on me several times
I broke.

- You talk too much.
- Oh no!

- No, no, no, Madisyn.
- Yes. Do not worry. I'm old enough.

Or not?

Madisyn, that's not what I wanted!
I just wanted to talk, okay?

I will not betray!
I will not betray!

Do you like my room?

Look, my dolls!
I love toy stores.

Coke!

Oh yeah!

Come on, Spence. This is
but what you want, or not?

Show me what I'm missing.

I miss you so much.

Oh my gosh!

How are you. So we're in time.

I just pushed it.

Are you sure you want to do this without
Breakfast?

There is still time to spare,
if you would still embrace.

What came over me?

I never thought I would ever say
But ...

I think I have the
really necessary.

So from now on, it's all or nothing
, Okay?

Right.

In some sick way
you really are a good friend.

Then, if strap-on time.

Because there is much more sick shit
where that came from.

Stretch and stretch!

What the ...?

How it should look.

Julie, baby. A Kamikaze
It comes toward you.

Hey, girls!

Cosmo to Courtney.

Yes, as hard as I fuck with Kip!
Look at me!

Do Not!

Maria Martini.

So, you want my number now?

Call me.

No, I'm serious.

- Do you like it?
- Shit, yeah!

Coca-Cola, you are. You are at home?

Morning.

What is this?

I do not know how you like it,
but he is black and hot.

What?

Nothing. Thanks.

Very cool of you.

It is weird. I'm funny?
This is funny?

No, I do not think. Why?
I'm weird? - Yes!

A little.

There is definitely something
Funny toward him.

I'm Katie. By the way.

- I'm so sorry. Spencer.
- I remember.

So ...

you're just here for the summer,
or are you living here?

No, I do not live here.
Only during the summer.

- Or what's left of it yet.
- Yes!

I know. True.

Just stay warm and
summer is already almost over!

- YES crass crass.
- My God! Total crass crass!

I really listened to
He said recently 'n girls.

With a straight face.
It really was an unqualified success.

This is full crass.

So where do you live?

- Close. What Do You Mean?
- So I can chase you.

But I think good that you are honest
Mr. bartender.

Ok.

You are here to dust drinks
and indiscriminately tearing girls?

We can say that.

No, actually I just know how to make a drink
.

- The Bay Breeze.
- The Bay Breeze.

You're the worst bartender
ever.

No, I'm not a real bartender.

I have no idea what I
always doing.

My buddy Coke has
work worried me get the girls.

Really?

Yes. I'm in something like a
"Broken Heart Relationship Rehab".

Because Allison?

- Okay, now that's funny.
- You talk in your sleep.

Oh my gosh!
What did I say?

I'll gladly spare you the embarrassment
.

Oh wait. Too late.

Oh, thank God!

Hi, Katie here?

- Yes she is ...
- Oh God!

Katie!

Come clean.

- What the hell! Katie!
- Monica?

You should then come immediately
home. What's wrong with you?

- I'm sorry, I wanted to ...
- You said the bartenders?

You must at all
no tears.

Thank you for breakfast!

Krass, Spence. Did you have 'n three?

I believe you can teach me something
.

Oh no! Please do not tell me you
their chatter.

Oh, no, no, no. That was her idea.

Yes, it was so bizarre.
You just wanted to talk.

I'm sorry you got there by
They must be tested.

I hate when that happens.

- That was a night!
- Oh yes?

Yes've conducted
'Ner woman named Steven.

She wanted to tell me her
name is ...

But I could not just, man.

You know about it.

I have an uncle Steven.
You will not think about it.

13 I think, makes me sick.

Mazel Tov!

Congratulations, man!
You have reached your goal.

You are now officially a pimp.

13 women. I'm proud of you.

Wow, it was faster than I thought!

How long ago was that? Three weeks?

You're finally
by Allison.

You must give this girl a voucher
. Fair.

Cheers!

Let's go to the beach.

No. I have my share.
I'm completely.

- We have a good team, man.
- Yeah, like gonorrhea and chlamydia.

What's gotten into you?

Not me
Glass love of money. - Oh God ...

Okay, no, no, no, no.
Come here.

I can see what's going on
. Come here.

Come on, big boy.

You know what?
We need a day brother.

No ladies.

Them ready.

- Ok.
- I'm here for you. Come On.

I'm here for you, man!

You see, man? That's cool, right?
No girls, no ...

Yes, there was a shark out there.
Have you heard? - No!

My friend Spence ...
Only the face.

It was' n White Shark. It was huge.

I had done for myself, but I had to save
little children out of the water.

Thanks, guys. Have fun with the ice.

I would like to
two balls without sprinkles.

Hi, Spencer!

Hey, crazy!

Call me only I think.

I said yes just because we are
we meet here by accident.

I watched as you have seen me.

Yes ...

So what happened to you?

This Monica really has
our coffee the morning burned.

Come on! I know you were his
secretly grateful.

I do not know. I mean ...

Print You must have left

because I have you just followed
an ice cream stand.

Since the second.

I hope you like it without sugar.
I'm a dental assistant, so ... - All right!

Vain.

Okay, now let's be serious.
What are you doing here?

You did it already determined,
what you wanted, right? Face club.

I'm not a club face.

Well, you work in a club ...

... And you have a penis, so ...

Yes I'm sure,
what makes you a guy club.

No no.

Wow, I have to be better in bed
than expected.

Hi, Katie? Right? I'm Spencer.

What are you doing?

I'm starting from scratch.

Ok.

So ...

Let's start from the front of the
, It is not?

You have warned today all day
of jellyfish.

Medusa? True? Come On.

The swim, but in slow motion.

Oh my gosh! Spencer!

Oh my gosh! Spencer!

There is a ...

Oh my gosh. Are you alright? I ...

- Oh my God!
- It burns, It Burns!

Give me another! Give me another
! Now give me back!

- My God! It does not help.
- That hurts. What should we do?

Let's go and pee
on your toes. And in my chest!

- Come on!
- What?

- Oh my God! My God!
- Come On!

- You said "pee on me"?
- I have.

You're kidding me, right?

I look like the kind of girl who is in
piss?

You do not respond.

The acid in the urine is to deactivate poison.
I saw it in 'ner documentary.

Oh ok. So
be there, yes, but ...

You 'a better idea?
Well come on!

OK OK OK. Fuck, fuck, fuck.

I'll just ...
You tilt it?

Hey, I just do not
You could maybe go ... on my knees?

I do not know if my beam is
enough, okay?

Please Katie. It's all right.
No one can see us.

- Ok.
- OK thank you. Come on.

- Ok.
- Ok.

- Ready?
- Yes.

- Begins.
- Ok.

- Will be fine.
- Ok.

Ok, ok ... Oh my God, oh ...

- Oh, shit. Sorry.
- Ok.

- Are you alright?
- Yes.

It's all right. It's all right. This is
not my thing, so ...

What did you eat?

What the hell is going on down there

Oh my gosh!

Sorry, Officer.
It's not what you think.

Do Not? They have not tried
to baptize the girl? With your urine?

I'm so sorry. My Mistake.
Just kept driving. - What really?

- Are you on drugs, boy?
-. No, you see, we ...

We were bitten by 'ner
jellyfish, sir ...

Yes, and it hurts like hell
and it was my idea, sir.

Well, at least explain the golden shower
chest. - Yes.

You know what yet
work? Wine vinegar.

Thanks! Thanks!

Thanks!

I do my work.

You run with vinegar.
You see that often determines what?

No. I like these things.

Continue.

Ok.

My foot is better.

How's your chest?

She has never been better.

Okay, so ... I'm here.

Oh, I finally know now
where you live.

Psycho. You can move only at 100 meters
towards me.

Sorry for the jellyfish.
It was a reflex.

Maybe we'll eat something.
Or 'n coffee.

Or you may be the next time urine
my chest. Works.

Okay. You know what?
We do it old school.

- Ok.
- Yes.

I really like your style.

Schick me a SMS, I got your number
. But do not call,

because I will not answer it.
Always.

Why am I here
once as an intruder?

Oh please. My husband
no matter what I do.

- Wait what?
- I just verarsche you.

- See you later, man club.
- No, I'm not a club face.

I'm not a club face.

Where the hell were you?
I've been looking for you everywhere.

Where? I was there.

This Brazilian goddess had
a sister at first.

You can watch a possibility
and do not let them escape!

No. I will not do it again.

- Oh my God! And Allison.
- Let rangehen the mailbox.

For you demolish their nuts and
they hang like a piñata.

- Do not answer that.
- Something is wrong here.

The whole damn thing is rotten!
This will ruin everything.

Now I am thinking, but after time.

Come on, Spence!

Hello?

Oh, Spencer! Thank God.
I just had a car accident

What? Are you alright?

I do not know. I'm really scared.
Spencer, I need you

In my way!

Yes. Totally cool, man.
Take my car. We Bros.

I am insured.

Bananas?

Thanks Spencer.
I know I can trust you!

It's okay, baby. I'm here.

I'm sorry, Spence.

It's cool, okay? I'm glad
They were fine.

No, I'm serious.

I'm so sorry.

Let me take you home after
, Okay?

Ok.

I just wanted to say ...

Thanks.

No problem, Allison.

Wow. Did you just call me Allison
. You must really hate me.

How do you get that all?

Spence, come on ...

Have you ever
because nothing mean I ...

Has this guy approached me
I was thinking of you.

Not in Km plus
my mother to you

Because I needed you.

And do.

You.

Hey.

I miss you.

What are you doing, Ally?

- Oh, I missed you!
- Seriously?

Every day!

Oh my gosh!

- Wait, what are we going to do?
- I do not know. Pulling my hair ...

No, that's not right, Ally.

Since when are you so
a good kisser?

I had a lot of practice.

Yes?

And with whom? With all these girls?

- Yes you have? Come here!
- No, we have to stop! - No!

Oh, fuck!
I love when you do that.

- Yes, I want to feel you.
- Yes OK.

I missed you so much!

I want you inside me.

I do not know ...

- I do not know.
- I want to feel you!

- So I had no idea!
- Not alright. Only the top.

I lost you.
I miss you so much.

I love you!

- No! Do Not!
- What is it? It's all right!

- Spence is ok!
- Oh my God! Cramp!

No. That's not right.
I can not do it!

I can not!

This is really sick.

Ok. You ... I want you to go.
Do you have to go now.

I can ...

- Spence, who was my shirt!
- Out now!

Just go! You have to get out of here!

Spence! I'm sorry!

I did not mean that.

Coca Cola?

Coke!

Coke!

My God!

Hello girls.

If you could get up in an orderly manner
.

The door you go that route.
Yes honey.

It's all right. It's all right. Come On.

You can do it right ..

Call your parents.

Spence. Oh, boy ...
Last night was really hard.

I really do not want all these girls
fucked, right?

- Do you have fucked up.
- Fucking? You?

No, I'm almost done, with Ally.

No no.
Not make love fucking!

Yes. The other day, when I was just vanished
on the beach,

I was with this girl, Katie.
- Breakfast girl? No replay!

- I peed on it.
- Holy shit.

You're getting into a monster.
You met your mouth?

What have you done to me?

Ok? And how can I get rid of it again
?

I have no idea what I feel.

What do you feel?

What's so funny?
This is not funny.

What's the next step?

Said Honestly, I have not thought of,
would you do it as much as ...

I'm shocked you
I have listened to me at all.

What did you think you were doing?

What? You have no emergency strategy
?

Welcome to my life. I
hurt any girl I sleep.

No. I thought you said,
Here it is not about emotions.

No, man, I mean, prepares
them a lot of pain.

If I nudge him completely,
Then no girl fuck me twice.

It is therefore everyone wants to jump on the
Coca-train,

And once they leave, they have to play
.

I'm like 'damn roller coaster
huh.

I'm cursed, man.

It is a curse
damn tail aft.

Why here
Suddenly everything about you?

I'm as fucked up as you
, Face.

Drug.

Drug.

Yes.

Life is hard.

You smell funny.

Oh my gosh ...

And what's next?

We need to be clear in your mind.

People! Welcome to the best
Thai Palace does not exist.

Where is Madame Nguyen?

Deported. With all its bitches.

Do not worry. We have all kinds of other treatments
here.

Thai, Swedish, Russian ...

But not Reamie-Jeamie,

scarf Panky no, no Brown Town,

not Toushie-Pushie.

Single Massage.

- Would you like to have one?
- Only 'n Thai massage. Yes.

How are you. Follow me!

Since a long time. Come on, you too, Mom!

Are you sure?

The come.
Our Thai-goddesses.

Sorry, it must be a mistake.

- We are here to Thai massage.
- Yes, the full Thai treatment.

I'm doing good
happy ending for you. - The mine.

You make good choices, round eye.

Hi.

I do Lecki-Saugi, yes?

Do Not!

- Not Lecki not Saugi.
- You come! - No no!

I do not want.

Oh, baby. You so rigid.

I listen well. Tell him
every problem, ok?

More then you can feel.

Beautiful boy.

Yes!

You want, I do
Happy End for you now, baby?

- Yes That would be cool..
- Okay. We do a happy ending now.

We Pataya special healing.

So, you know, the guy with the
I came ...

Oh, it sweet.
My Mama make it wet.

Oh, pretty boy.
Love me, love me.

Oh my Buddha!

O is not human. I need
two hands in here quickly.

And more oil. Ready.

Boss, help her quickly.

Oh, how long you Mekong River.

And now he's just this fucking machine
.

He bespringt a girl
after another.

And I did it.

I was supposed to be your best friend
.

No no no no no.
You go wrong.

- Grab fixed bamboo, then that way.
- All right, then you do it!

You, me, yes. Here, I'll show you.

Firm grip, then that way.
Firm grip, then that way.

That's me then but
a little uncomfortable.

Bamboo determine this. Sun

Bamboo clamp it.

Stop. That tickles.

Dad, you were still crazy!
I hate family!

What the heck.

Grasping firmly, then that way.

Wow, her small hands
They are so strong.

Grasping firmly, then that way.
Holding firmly, then that way.

A little smoother.
A little smoother.

Holding firmly, then that way.
Holding firmly, so ...

- Coca Cola.
- Yes my friend.

Maybe you think
but seriously this time of Ally.

Maybe she finally
found out what she wants.

Ah, if Ally is serious,
it is near.

Yes, but there is something special about Katie
.

I think it might
clicking, you know?

- A moment of clarity?
- I think so.

God, I used it, man.

I too, man. Equally.

So I do not understand. You should only
sit and wait until Katie calls you?

Why?

Do not trust me. She thinks
I am a club face. - That's what you

What.? I'm not a club face.

Do you work in a club and
here you ever seen a penis.

Heck, it is.

"In the supermarket in ten minutes
now or never .. "

Yes, as if you just run away ...

Oh my gosh!
You have to stop this.

What are you doing here
Funny? I've been looking for you.

Yes, I love you too demand.

Okay. Ready to get started?

Yes.

So, are you sure you want to cook only
dinner?

- Well, I like to eat it.
- Yes OK.

Good.

You seem a little nervous.
You sure you're okay?

If you want to do this ...

- We should not rush things.
- No, I'm sorry, Spencer.

It's hard to explain.

Ok, you do not need.
Let's have fun.

No stress, no great expectations
.

Very easy.

I go to sleep in no case
with you.

Good, because I'm going to sleep in
not counting on you.

You know, in ancient Greece was playing

An apple regarded as a marriage proposal
.

Ok, I know you think you want to enlighten me

about the world outside of life
Club. But I was wrong!

I'll cook for you.
And I drive.

Take that!

Only dinner and
a pleasant conversation.

Yes what?

Okay, so what do you think
surprises ready for me?

Many people do you like best.

Another unexpected gift.
Honesty.

On the other hand, if I wanted to know all its dark secrets
,

I just want to do it again
sleep with you, right?

- Why are you talking about when you are sleeping.
- Oh my God!

This is really embarrassing.

- Okay, I have one thing, yes?
- Okay, please. Willing.

Have you heard of
"Mixed martial arts"?

You mean these Octagon attacks
bloody?

Yeah. Yeah, that's it.

I was in competitions.

And I stopped training,
the wrong reasons.

But I retrain
and I do not intend to stop.

Wow. Okay.
I did not expect.

Yeah, I figure.

No, I mean, yes, it has been well
"Conan the Barbarian" to me, but it's cool.

- Yes?
- Yes.

Also, since you'll probably need a lot
Dentures one days

and I do not want to miss the chance to win a customer
.

I do not like it, because now I feel exploited
.

When everything is just about money.
That was not ...

What can you, I can do better.
You 'nen Apple shot me!

That means I like you.

We are not in
the second class.

Kindergarten, okay?

Let's take things now?

I should go.

You know what?
This is a great idea.

Ladies First.

I had 'ne great time tonight.

Me too.

So what are you doing now?

I do not know. My back hurts
cooking.

So I jump in
probably the Jacuzzi, and that's it.

But I do not have swimwear.

Ehrlich. That's how I see it
, Okay? I'm just saying. - Yes.

Coke!

I had no idea
you're here.

You're so quiet.

This Jacuzzi ...

Cool. This is Katie. Katie, Coca-Cola.
My best friend in the world.

An interesting name.
Why do they call you a Coke?

Long history.

Well ... there is perhaps room for two ...

Exist ...

Or maybe you wanted to just go, okay?

I love this Jacuzzi.
He is so great.

Yes, you were about to leave.

Why you do not have a happy ending? Be your cock as iron

!

I know. Good job. Very good.

Come on, ladies.

Time for your punishment.

His penis is greater than
All my village in Chain Mai.

- So is this?
- Yes, that's it.

Yes.

Yes.

Welcome to Thailand
motherfuckers. Now it's your turn!

I find myself at home, okay?

Katie, I also wanted
not be invited.

Is not it.

I think a little,
but it is not only the

I'm not what you think
that I am.

There you are.

Ok ...

What do you have my
Girlfriend fucked.

Oh God!

I should rob you.

- Oh my God. Are you alright?
- I am fine. I am fine.

You know, you got me
almost rumgekriegt.

Katie. Come on, Katie. Wait!

Katie, Katie, Katie, wait.
Come On!

Katie!

I'm so sorry.

Okay, it was Allison. I was confused.
They came out of nowhere.

Oh, so I guess I have
you jumped with her pussy.

You know Monica has hergeschleppt me,
so I get more on my ex

They wanted me to sleep with NEM 'types
Cell.

I know he is dangerous.

I knew someone hurt me
It is, but wow, it took only one.

Oh my God, Katie!
It's exactly the same with me ...

All this bullshit Ripper type,
I'm not.

I'm really a hopeless romantics
. - Really?

So where is all my
special moment?

Where was the boombox ago
my window, Spence?

Where's the "You make me completely
"?

Oh, honey, come on.
Look at you. You look good!

- Come on, baby.
- Hey!

Oh, come on.

- To work going on. Go to work.
- Spence!

Hey!

- She's cool. Let them in.
- Come on baby.

- Thanks.
- Yes. It's all right.

Take a look at yourself. You look
as Captain America.

Come on, baby. You can hold my shield
. At any time.

Save me please.
Oh my gosh! Oh Man!

You know, you look like Tyrese
for the arms. Only slightly smaller.

Come on, go You look good.!

Here you go!

Thanks.

Hey, hey! Yo!

Oh come on.
What the hell, man?

Please just leave me alone.

Hey, man.

- What? Why do you have to do this to me?
- Leave me alone!

You're not wanted here, Kip.

Oh, hey! How's your face?

I have something that will help.

Not in my shed, boy.

This is my girlfriend, man! Bitch?

But these are my club and my bartender
.

And I'm twice
man like you

So why do not you get out before
I'm doing here you Chris Brown.

What will you do?
I immediately verkloppe each of you.

Throw it away.

It's not over, okay?

You express yourself in front of him, again
to fight? It's not over.

It's not over.

He also just has not found the right
man or honey?

- It's all right. The show is over.
- Are you alright? Yes all right.

Listen. Immediately after
damn bar, where you belong.

- Oh, he just wanted to help me because ...
- For you I'll be there, little one.

- You are with Pümpel?
- What?

She is the one, which one?

You must quickly
grow.

Come on,
my breasts is more real than they are.

So I have to go.

We celebrate!

Come on, guys.

- What do you get? You at the bar
-. I need n drink. - Come on!

Sorry. Coca!

Coke! What does this mean to you?

Shit, Steve. We're on it.

Damn! What to do
these guys at the door?

I want to come by.
I want to close, I said!

Steve, Steve, Steve.

It seems like I
the bright bag, you call eggs,

It would be in a sling.

This is the third complaint overfill
this year.

Yes! I have to close here.

- Come, Lady!
- See you later.

Okay, kids.

Then pushes his times
hot, shaken Tits

and its rear
Beach Ball trained from home!

Better yet ASK

where you always retires by his sleep
.

I said, get out!

Skirt! Let the drinks here.

What are you looking at me like that?

About what?

1000 dollars and thin '
ne appointment in court.

Yes, it looks like this.

The join us for 'cursed nen
month.

Wait, wait. There!

Back entrance.

So who is this
huge piece of shit?

It Kip.

Coke! It's your fault.

What?

I told you that you
here you should reinbringen no drama!

You bring me this
stupid melodramatic in my club,

and now you spy on my shed
, Man!

And do not think I do not know
your

bartender training consisted of only two words
.

Bay Breeze. I understood that, bitch?

Cranberry juice I clip everywhere here,
I would just like old people in here celebrate.

And you know what? Both are
best in this court

tomorrow with all the freshness and
early! And the sun

you should look off your butt and your
It is right.

Now get out of here!

Before the donkey as a child
beat you! Los!

Skirt!

Fuck you, Twilight!

Look, right there ... See?

Maybe right Steve, man.

This is all my fault.

Man ...

Kip ...

Kip is my problem.

No men.
Spence, I'm your problem.

I urge you to
brides-just-fuck-Business,

which does not make me happy.

I mean, I never was.

Then why
make you happy?

Coke,

At the risk of sounding like a hopeless romantic
:

There's a girl outside.
Just for you, man. I know that.

Only for you. In Order? One of them, ...

... Fix everything.

- Yes? She is hot?
- Super hot.

Vagina with a whale.

But this way will not find them
you.

Yes Yes. You're right.

You're right.

And I can not believe,
I say this,

but from now and here

I'll hang it on a nail.

Officially will zurückschwänzeln.

Gender There is no more sense. No
times when it's hot. I promise.

Hey, you know what?
Not Promise me.

Promise.

I promise myself that I will never
hard again.

Except for love.

That's it.

- And for porn.
- Oh my God.

Come on, it is not bad.

- Let's start.
- Oh, Coca-Cola.

Are you ready?

Come On!

I think you're kidding me.

Moment short waiting time.

You want to drop the charges,

when my friend Coke
purely depends on something here?

I hear he has a fire hose
,

deletes a fiery hell at me.

And I still was not
flattened this Millennium.

Sister, with all due respect ...

I know I look very bad
as a drag queen, but ...

But with ... Believe me ...

Sister, you do not need makeup.
Do you have total loss.

You know their wives
high level and not cream!

I do this.

Coke, no! Not after
his promise.

Fuck. You can not run away from your true self
.

I will not let
you make it.

You have to play the cards you get
, Spence.

- Coke, no ...
- Up!

- I'll rip you to pieces, honey.
- You hungry, boy?

Come on, Big Mama.

Do you really want
Big Mama fuck, man?

Fuck Grandma.

I had long been expecting something like
.

- Come on!
- I love you so much.

Come on, man.

Halle Berry. Halle Berry.

- Halle Berry.
- Hi.

I hope you do not mind, but I like it as
Of course!

God, who is not so bad.

Take it finally the hose.

Because, as a fire,
It is burning inside me, boy.

Not so say what.

Come on, boy.

You like them? For two
I can always rely on.

- Yes!
- Attack! - Ah yes!

Now come on!

So what's with Miss Sperry?

You know, this whole thing Tyra Sperry
it seems slightly out of date.

I mean, there 'ne time to ask
stupid to make more money.

But sometimes
you should be yourself.

You understand me?

Yes, I understand you.

Spencer, I'm talking to you.

- Do you understand what I mean?
- I guess so.

Nice.

You ...

You 'ne little ...

What?

In The Mouth.

Yes.

Wait, there's a ...

You are in me.

I went with my mouth
in her vagina!

Hey, hey, hey, you ...

- I've never been good at it.
- Think about something else, man.

- No! Bleach!
- Clear your head.

Get me 'n special team.

Fast!

What's the verdict?

We again
open on Monday.

Really?

Yes.

My husband!

Hey, you know what?

Then Tyra returns once Sperry
back and shows everyone how it's done!

Power full Bude!

In order to raise more money.

What?

- I feel so dirty.
- Hey, Friend. Are you really okay?

Yeah, you know, just 'little ne
Post Orgasmic Depression.

Yes, come here. Sit down.

Not really.

- Why do not you get up, Spencer?
- Ok.

- What do you really want?
- What?

Ally or Katie. What you want?

- Did this is the difference?
- Take the cover up. - Why?

- Why, do ...?
- Do not think, just answer.

I do not know.

- Stop this!
- What auf'n bag, will you?

Katie. I want Katie. Damn!

You can not end up like me!

If you want, go get it yourself.

But she hates me.

But you are a hopeless romantic
.

You'll have to do.

You're right.

I'm going to go now.

Thank you friend.

Get it!

You are growing.

What, pussy?

Kip.

- You run yet?
- Only when the going gets tough, man.

Now it's not really "a good time,
I have an appointment, Kip.

You stole my girlfriend.

I'll ...

I did not know you can attack
so.

You ass!

"How do you like apples?"

What the hell, Spencer?

Here's your boombox.

Katie, I ...

It appears that, as proved Spencer

you can be both lover and fighter

No, jellyfish!

- No, jellyfish, jellyfish, jellyfish, no!
- Medusa! My God!

Are you alright?

I swear the thing took me almost
back to the chest.

You're not thinking,
I anpinkle you, right?

Because I'm doing fine.

One thing is for sure .

If you do not have daydreams about
long walks on the beach,

when a non tears come
when hearing operas,

you lost. something

Because the romance alive
and she is well

- Where is his girlfriend Monica.?
- No Idea. I have not seen.

- Oh, Coca-Cola!
- Oh, Monica!

I never felt like someone
you.

Katie was right. Finally
someone who fits it.

I know. Sorry,
if it's too much.

No no. It's good. Continues.

Really? Very clean?

Yes, even deeper. Bring him home.

Oh my God. It's so good. It stings.

Then you can leave one!

I think I'm in love!

As for me, now, I finally found a whale Vagina

For the first time in my life
it is all the way, baby

While we are warm and cuddly

My words

No one can see us.
But I wish they could!

My vagina feels fantastic!

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