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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,278 --> 00:00:04,866 ♪♪ 2 00:00:20,537 --> 00:00:22,470 [ FIRE CRACKLING, DOG SNORING ] 3 00:00:24,093 --> 00:00:25,784 HELLO. 4 00:00:25,784 --> 00:00:28,476 MY NAME IS JOE PERA. 5 00:00:28,476 --> 00:00:32,170 AND I'M SORRY THAT YOU'RE HAVING TROUBLE DOZING OFF. 6 00:00:32,170 --> 00:00:34,896 THAT'S WHY I MADE YOU THIS SHOW. 7 00:00:34,896 --> 00:00:38,107 BECAUSE IN MY OPINION, FALLING ASLEEP IS 8 00:00:38,107 --> 00:00:40,626 ONE OF THE BEST FEELINGS THERE IS -- 9 00:00:40,626 --> 00:00:44,078 EVEN BETTER THAN HARMONIZING WITH YOUR BOYS. 10 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:51,189 OH, YOU LIKE MY NEW SWEATER? 11 00:00:51,189 --> 00:00:54,399 I'M TRYING TO DO MORE STYLE. 12 00:00:54,399 --> 00:00:57,402 ANYHOW, I FIGURED WE COULD MAYBE EXPLORE 13 00:00:57,402 --> 00:00:59,749 SOME MILDLY INTERESTING SUBJECTS, 14 00:00:59,749 --> 00:01:03,201 SUCH AS... 15 00:01:03,201 --> 00:01:08,275 HOW COME PEOPLE DON'T CHEER AFTER EVER FIREWORK? 16 00:01:08,275 --> 00:01:10,346 OR PERHAPS DO A GUIDED MEDITATION 17 00:01:10,346 --> 00:01:15,765 TO HELP VISUALIZE YOURSELF AS A GRANDPARENT... 18 00:01:15,765 --> 00:01:17,353 OR A WHALE. 19 00:01:17,353 --> 00:01:19,493 [ WHALE CALLS ] 20 00:01:19,493 --> 00:01:22,358 ANYTHING THAT WILL HELP RELAX YOU INTO SLEEP 21 00:01:22,358 --> 00:01:24,981 AND KEEP YOUR MIND OFF OF THE DAY-TO-DAY WORRIES 22 00:01:24,981 --> 00:01:27,087 THAT MAKE YOU ANXIOUS. 23 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:30,918 LIKE REMEMBERING TO REFILL THE ICE CUBE TRAYS 24 00:01:30,918 --> 00:01:34,991 AND RACE RELATIONS. 25 00:01:34,991 --> 00:01:36,717 FOR EXAMPLE, 26 00:01:36,717 --> 00:01:41,480 I WAS THINKING ABOUT THIS WHILE SHOVELING EARLIER. 27 00:01:41,480 --> 00:01:44,690 WHEN STEPHEN HAWKING CHEATED ON HIS WIFE, 28 00:01:44,690 --> 00:01:49,212 SHE MUST'VE FELT PRETTY SAD. 29 00:01:49,212 --> 00:01:51,283 IT WAS A TERRIBLE THING TO DO, 30 00:01:51,283 --> 00:01:54,804 AND I DON'T WANT TO DEFEND HIM, BUT TRY THINKING ABOUT IT 31 00:01:54,804 --> 00:01:58,083 FROM HIS PERSPECTIVE FOR A MOMENT. 32 00:01:58,083 --> 00:02:00,913 HE SPENDS ALL DAY THINKING ABOUT THE UNIVERSE 33 00:02:00,913 --> 00:02:03,433 AND HOW BIG IT IS, 34 00:02:03,433 --> 00:02:06,574 HOW OUR STAR, THE SUN, IS JUST 35 00:02:06,574 --> 00:02:10,923 ONE OF DOZENS OF STARS IN THE GALAXY, WHICH IS JUST 36 00:02:10,923 --> 00:02:15,169 ONE OF DOZENS OF GALAXIES IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE, 37 00:02:15,169 --> 00:02:18,966 ALL SET AGAINST HANDFULS AND HANDFULS OF TIME. 38 00:02:18,966 --> 00:02:23,143 [ TONES CHIME ] 39 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:27,077 IF ONE GUY CHEATS ON HIS WIFE, 40 00:02:27,077 --> 00:02:28,838 WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 41 00:02:31,289 --> 00:02:33,567 THINKING FURTHER DOWN THE SAME LINE OF THOUGHT, 42 00:02:33,567 --> 00:02:37,743 HOWEVER, IF WE'RE SO TINY AND INSIGNIFICANT, 43 00:02:37,743 --> 00:02:39,331 IF YOU'RE ABLE TO FIND ONE PERSON 44 00:02:39,331 --> 00:02:43,024 IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE WHO CARES ABOUT YOU, 45 00:02:43,024 --> 00:02:44,992 WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO DISAPPOINT THEM? 46 00:02:49,203 --> 00:02:51,654 SO, LADIES, 47 00:02:51,654 --> 00:02:53,828 IF WE GET MARRIED, 48 00:02:53,828 --> 00:02:57,177 I PROMISE I WON'T CHEAT ON YOU. 49 00:02:57,177 --> 00:03:00,352 THAT SAID, GOOD LUCK LOCKING DOWN 50 00:03:00,352 --> 00:03:02,699 THIS BENGAL TIGER. 51 00:03:02,699 --> 00:03:05,668 I AIN'T GOING TO THE ZOO SO EASY. 52 00:03:05,668 --> 00:03:07,359 JUST KIDDING. 53 00:03:07,359 --> 00:03:11,260 I CAN'T WAIT TO GO TO THE ZOO. 54 00:03:11,260 --> 00:03:13,262 SPEAKING OF MARRIAGE, 55 00:03:13,262 --> 00:03:16,196 DID YOU KNOW THAT THE PHRASE "TYING THE KNOT" IS 56 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:18,853 A REFERENCE TO HOW THEY USED TO USE PRETZELS 57 00:03:18,853 --> 00:03:21,753 IN SWISS WEDDING CEREMONIES A WHILE AGO? 58 00:03:23,858 --> 00:03:28,277 HERE'S SOME IMAGES OF PRETZELS BEING MADE THAT I LIKE TO WATCH. 59 00:03:28,277 --> 00:03:31,211 ♪♪ 60 00:03:49,746 --> 00:03:51,334 THERE ARE A LOT OF PRETZEL FACTORIES 61 00:03:51,334 --> 00:03:55,027 IN CENTRAL PENNSYLVANIA -- CHIPS, TOO. 62 00:03:55,027 --> 00:03:59,239 THAT'S WHY IT'S OFTEN REFERRED TO AS "THE SNACK BELT." 63 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:00,585 AMONGST THE FEW COUNTIES, 64 00:04:00,585 --> 00:04:03,726 THERE'S UTZ'S PRETZELS AND CHIPS, 65 00:04:03,726 --> 00:04:05,831 HERR'S PRETZELS AND CHIPS, 66 00:04:05,831 --> 00:04:09,076 AND, OF COURSE, SNYDER'S OF HANOVER. 67 00:04:14,530 --> 00:04:17,084 [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] 68 00:04:17,084 --> 00:04:20,674 ANOTHER IMPORTANT CONTRIBUTION THE PENNSYLVANIA DUTCH MADE 69 00:04:20,674 --> 00:04:23,711 TO THE REGION ARE THEIR BEAUTIFUL BARNS. 70 00:04:23,711 --> 00:04:25,955 ♪♪ 71 00:04:25,955 --> 00:04:27,750 LIKE THIS ONE. 72 00:04:30,994 --> 00:04:32,755 AND THIS ONE. 73 00:04:41,557 --> 00:04:43,283 AND THIS ONE. 74 00:04:45,940 --> 00:04:48,288 AND THIS ONE. 75 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:50,738 THIS ROUND BARN, CALLED A SPRING HOUSE, 76 00:04:50,738 --> 00:04:54,155 WAS DESIGNED TO KEEP MILK COOL IN THE SUMMER. 77 00:04:54,155 --> 00:04:55,985 IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITES. 78 00:04:59,368 --> 00:05:02,992 OKAY, OKAY, I APOLOGIZE. 79 00:05:02,992 --> 00:05:05,028 I WAS JUST KIDDING. 80 00:05:05,028 --> 00:05:07,928 THESE AREN'T BARNS FROM CENTRAL PENNSYLVANIA, 81 00:05:07,928 --> 00:05:11,759 BUT BARNS FROM CENTRAL NEW YORK. 82 00:05:11,759 --> 00:05:15,729 I TRY TO KEEP A SENSE OF HUMOR ABOUT THESE NEGLECTED BARNS, 83 00:05:15,729 --> 00:05:18,110 OR I'LL GET SAD. 84 00:05:18,110 --> 00:05:21,044 I CAN'T GET SAD ABOUT BARNS. 85 00:05:21,044 --> 00:05:24,669 I OWE IT TO MYSELF AND TO MY CHOIR STUDENTS 86 00:05:24,669 --> 00:05:26,809 TO NOT BE UPSET ABOUT BARNS. 87 00:05:30,088 --> 00:05:33,954 [ CLOCK TICKING ] 88 00:05:33,954 --> 00:05:36,819 ARE YOU STILL WITH ME? 89 00:05:36,819 --> 00:05:38,268 ARE YOU STILL WITH ME, GUS? 90 00:05:39,304 --> 00:05:40,340 [ GUS GRUMBLES ] 91 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:42,721 HUH. 92 00:05:42,721 --> 00:05:47,001 GUS IS THE 32nd MOST POPULAR DOG NAME. 93 00:05:47,001 --> 00:05:51,765 YOU KNOW THE 90th MOST POPULAR DOG NAME? 94 00:05:51,765 --> 00:05:53,801 OREO. 95 00:05:53,801 --> 00:05:55,320 [ GUS SNORING ] 96 00:05:55,320 --> 00:05:57,771 I'VE ACTUALLY GOT ANOTHER IDEA. 97 00:05:57,771 --> 00:06:00,981 SOMETHING THAT HELPS ME FALL ASLEEP IS LISTENING 98 00:06:00,981 --> 00:06:04,985 TO VOICEMAILS I RECEIVE FROM FRIENDS AND FAMILY. 99 00:06:04,985 --> 00:06:07,367 I'VE GOT A FEW HERE I'D LIKE TO SHOW YOU. 100 00:06:09,127 --> 00:06:10,439 [ ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS] 101 00:06:10,439 --> 00:06:13,718 Man: HELLO, JOE. HAPPY HALLOWEEN. 102 00:06:13,718 --> 00:06:16,065 IT'S 20 MINUTES AFTER 9:00 ON HALLOWEEN EVENING. 103 00:06:16,065 --> 00:06:17,273 [ SLURPS ] 104 00:06:17,273 --> 00:06:19,171 WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE, GIVE US A CALL. 105 00:06:19,171 --> 00:06:20,518 [ ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS] 106 00:06:20,518 --> 00:06:23,452 Woman: HI, HONEY. IT'S MOM JUST SAYING HELLO. 107 00:06:23,452 --> 00:06:25,557 I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER. BYE. 108 00:06:25,557 --> 00:06:26,731 [ ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS] 109 00:06:26,731 --> 00:06:29,458 Woman #2: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SWEETHEART. 110 00:06:29,458 --> 00:06:31,736 I'M FINALLY GETTING AROUND TO IT TODAY. 111 00:06:31,736 --> 00:06:33,462 MANY, MANY MORE, HONEY. 112 00:06:33,462 --> 00:06:35,602 I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER. I LOVE YOU. BYE-BYE. 113 00:06:35,602 --> 00:06:38,018 [ TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS, ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS] 114 00:06:38,018 --> 00:06:39,951 Charles: HEY, JOE. THIS IS CHARLES. 115 00:06:39,951 --> 00:06:41,677 I'M PLAYING PHONE TAG WITH THIS GIRL, 116 00:06:41,677 --> 00:06:44,093 SO, UM, I STILL HAVEN'T HEARD YET, 117 00:06:44,093 --> 00:06:46,336 BUT I'M FEELING "THE FLAKE" COMING ON. 118 00:06:46,336 --> 00:06:49,063 SO I WILL PROBABLY BE ABLE TO GO 119 00:06:49,063 --> 00:06:51,100 TO "PHANTOM OF THE OPERA" WITH YOU. 120 00:06:51,100 --> 00:06:52,584 ALL RIGHT, BYE. 121 00:06:53,620 --> 00:06:55,138 HEY. 122 00:06:55,138 --> 00:06:57,140 I JUST REALIZED 123 00:06:57,140 --> 00:06:59,419 SHEDS ARE LITTLE BARNS. 124 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:00,420 [ ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS] 125 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:02,283 Elise: HEY, JOE, IT'S ELISE. 126 00:07:02,283 --> 00:07:04,631 UM, IT WAS NICE GOING OUT WITH YOU AGAIN LAST NIGHT, 127 00:07:04,631 --> 00:07:06,529 BUT I'VE GOT TO BE STRAIGHTFORWARD.[ RAPID FOOTSTEPS ] 128 00:07:06,529 --> 00:07:07,530 [ ANSWERING MACHINE SQUEAKS] 129 00:07:07,530 --> 00:07:09,221 [ CLATTER, GUS WHIMPERS ] 130 00:07:09,221 --> 00:07:11,534 Joe: [ CLEARS THROAT ] UM... 131 00:07:11,534 --> 00:07:13,191 [ GUS GRUMBLES ] 132 00:07:13,191 --> 00:07:16,021 S-SORRY. 133 00:07:16,021 --> 00:07:17,437 I'VE BEEN MEANING TO DELETE THAT ONE. 134 00:07:18,472 --> 00:07:21,441 ♪♪ 135 00:07:23,753 --> 00:07:27,032 WHEN WE WOULD GO OUT, I WOULD HAVE TO WEAR RUNNING SNEAKERS 136 00:07:27,032 --> 00:07:31,278 SO THAT I COULD RUN HOME AFTER SHE GAVE ME A GOODNIGHT KISS. 137 00:07:31,278 --> 00:07:34,419 IF I DIDN'T TIRE MYSELF OUT, I WOULD LIE IN BED 138 00:07:34,419 --> 00:07:37,249 THE REST OF THE NIGHT WITH MY EYES LIKE THIS. 139 00:07:39,251 --> 00:07:42,634 ANYHOW, AFTER I RECEIVED THAT MESSAGE, 140 00:07:42,634 --> 00:07:47,190 I DID THE SAME THING I USUALLY DO WHEN STUFF LIKE THAT HAPPENS. 141 00:07:47,190 --> 00:07:50,193 I WENT TO THE BATTING CAGES. 142 00:07:50,193 --> 00:07:52,057 IT'S TOUGH TO WORRY ABOUT WOMEN 143 00:07:52,057 --> 00:07:54,922 WHEN YOU'RE FOCUSED ON FASTBALLS.[ PITCHING MACHINE WHIRRING ] 144 00:07:54,922 --> 00:07:58,063 AND ALSO, IT FEELS GOOD TO HIT STUFF WITH A BAT. 145 00:07:58,063 --> 00:07:59,513 [ PITCHING MACHINE THUNKS ] 146 00:07:59,513 --> 00:08:01,619 [ BAT CLACKS ]NICE. 147 00:08:01,619 --> 00:08:02,551 [ PITCHING MACHINE THUNKS ] 148 00:08:02,551 --> 00:08:04,794 [ BAT CLACKS ]NICE. 149 00:08:04,794 --> 00:08:05,761 [ PITCHING MACHINE THUNKS ] 150 00:08:05,761 --> 00:08:07,590 [ BAT CLACKS ]NICE. 151 00:08:07,590 --> 00:08:08,522 [ PITCHING MACHINE THUNKS ] 152 00:08:08,522 --> 00:08:10,179 [ BAT CLACKS ]NICE. 153 00:08:10,179 --> 00:08:11,456 [ PITCHING MACHINE THUNKS ] 154 00:08:11,456 --> 00:08:12,768 [ BAT CLACKS ] 155 00:08:12,768 --> 00:08:13,838 HOME RUN. 156 00:08:13,838 --> 00:08:14,839 [ PITCHING MACHINE THUNKS ] 157 00:08:14,839 --> 00:08:15,771 [ BAT CLACKS ] 158 00:08:15,771 --> 00:08:17,048 ANOTHER HOME RUN. 159 00:08:17,048 --> 00:08:18,946 [ PITCHING MACHINE THUNKS ] 160 00:08:18,946 --> 00:08:20,396 CAN I SHARE MY SECRET...[ PITCHING MACHINE THUNKS ] 161 00:08:20,396 --> 00:08:22,536 ABOUT THE BATTING CAGES WITH YOU?[ BAT CLACKS ] 162 00:08:22,536 --> 00:08:25,332 [ PITCHING MACHINE THUNKS ]YOU LET THE FIRST PITCH HIT YOU... 163 00:08:25,332 --> 00:08:26,816 [ PITCHING MACHINE THUNKS ]SO THAT YOUR ADRENALIN KICKS IN. 164 00:08:26,816 --> 00:08:28,197 [ BAT CLACKS ] 165 00:08:28,197 --> 00:08:30,371 THEN, YOU HIT THE REST OF THEM TO THE MOON. 166 00:08:30,371 --> 00:08:31,821 [ PITCHING MACHINE THUNKS ] 167 00:08:33,478 --> 00:08:34,410 [ PITCHING MACHINE THUNKS ] 168 00:08:34,410 --> 00:08:35,342 [ EXPLOSION ] 169 00:08:35,342 --> 00:08:36,550 GRAND SLAM. 170 00:08:36,550 --> 00:08:37,551 [ PITCHING MACHINE THUNKS ] 171 00:08:37,551 --> 00:08:39,519 [ BAT CLACKS ]NICE. 172 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:40,485 [ PITCHING MACHINE THUNKS ] 173 00:08:40,485 --> 00:08:42,383 [ BAT CLACKS ]NICE. 174 00:08:42,383 --> 00:08:43,764 [ PITCHING MACHINE THUNKS ] 175 00:08:43,764 --> 00:08:45,179 [ BAT CLACKS ]NICE. 176 00:08:45,179 --> 00:08:46,595 [ PITCHING MACHINE THUNKS] 177 00:08:46,595 --> 00:08:47,906 [ BAT CLACKS]NICE. 178 00:08:47,906 --> 00:08:48,907 [ PITCHING MACHINE THUNKS] 179 00:08:48,907 --> 00:08:50,288 [ BAT CLACKS] 180 00:08:50,288 --> 00:08:53,912 AND ONCE YOU'RE DONE, I PROMISE YOU WILL FEEL BETTER, 181 00:08:53,912 --> 00:08:59,366 UNDERSTANDING THAT SOMETIMES THINGS JUST DON'T WORK OUT. 182 00:08:59,366 --> 00:09:00,574 LIKE HOW IT DIDN'T WORK OUT 183 00:09:00,574 --> 00:09:04,129 FOR THE 1990 TO '93 BUFFALO BILLS, 184 00:09:04,129 --> 00:09:07,512 WHO LOST FOUR SUPER BOWLS IN A ROW, 185 00:09:07,512 --> 00:09:11,102 OR HOW IT DIDN'T WORK OUT FOR THE BUFFALO BUFFALOS, 186 00:09:11,102 --> 00:09:13,483 OR THE PASSENGER PIGEON, EITHER, 187 00:09:13,483 --> 00:09:16,314 OR THE TECOPA PUPFISH, 188 00:09:16,314 --> 00:09:18,627 PYRENEAN IBEX, 189 00:09:18,627 --> 00:09:20,974 OR KODAK. 190 00:09:20,974 --> 00:09:22,734 IT DIDN'T WORK OUT FOR THIS OMELET 191 00:09:22,734 --> 00:09:25,703 THAT WENT COLD DURING AN ARGUMENT 192 00:09:25,703 --> 00:09:30,155 OR THIS UNDERWHELMING SUBMISSION TO A PUMPKIN-CARVING CONTEST. 193 00:09:30,155 --> 00:09:33,089 IT DID WORK OUT FOR MY NEIGHBOR'S SON ALAN. 194 00:09:33,089 --> 00:09:34,608 HE GOT AN "A." 195 00:09:34,608 --> 00:09:35,920 BUT IT DIDN'T WORK OUT 196 00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:39,026 FOR THIS CENTRAL NEW YORK BARN SURROUNDED BY CONDOS 197 00:09:39,026 --> 00:09:42,547 WHEN IT USED TO BE SURROUNDED BY CORNS 198 00:09:42,547 --> 00:09:46,033 OR ROBERT ADAMS, WHO REALIZED 18 YEARS TOO LATE 199 00:09:46,033 --> 00:09:48,726 THAT HE SHOULD'VE SPENT MORE TIME WITH HIS SONS 200 00:09:48,726 --> 00:09:53,213 INSTEAD OF GOING TO 3D MOVIES WITH HIS FRIENDS, 201 00:09:53,213 --> 00:09:56,078 AND ALISON WEBB, DRESSED SO NICE, 202 00:09:56,078 --> 00:09:58,701 WHO HATES BASKETBALL, BUT SPENT A WHOLE NIGHT 203 00:09:58,701 --> 00:10:03,464 WATCHING IT ALONE AT THE BAR BECAUSE HER DATE NEVER SHOWED. 204 00:10:03,464 --> 00:10:06,398 "SHOULD I CALL MY EX," SHE THINKS. 205 00:10:06,398 --> 00:10:07,434 NO. 206 00:10:07,434 --> 00:10:09,436 NO MORE SECOND CHANCES. 207 00:10:09,436 --> 00:10:11,093 ♪♪ 208 00:10:11,093 --> 00:10:12,577 AND AS WE KNOW, 209 00:10:12,577 --> 00:10:15,684 IT DIDN'T WORK OUT FOR BERNIE MADOFF. 210 00:10:15,684 --> 00:10:17,202 THAT'S A GOOD THING. 211 00:10:17,202 --> 00:10:21,724 IF YOU BREAK THE RULES, YOU GO TO THE PENALTY BOX. 212 00:10:21,724 --> 00:10:24,416 I WONDER WHAT HE'S THINKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW. 213 00:10:24,831 --> 00:10:26,522 [ PITCHING MACHINE THUNKS, BAT CLACKS] 214 00:10:26,522 --> 00:10:30,284 I WONDER IF HE KNOWS WE'RE THINKING ABOUT HIM. 215 00:10:30,284 --> 00:10:33,667 DOES HE ENJOY FALLING ASLEEP? 216 00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:36,946 AT LEAST IN HIS DREAMS, HE COULD IMAGINE HE'S NOT IN JAIL. 217 00:10:39,293 --> 00:10:43,401 ANYHOW, IF YOU'VE GOT A CRUMMY DAY COMING UP TOMORROW, 218 00:10:43,401 --> 00:10:45,852 YOU JUST REMIND YOURSELF THAT, 219 00:10:45,852 --> 00:10:49,131 "AT LEAST I'M NOT IN JAIL LIKE BERNIE MADOFF." 220 00:10:49,131 --> 00:10:52,030 UH, MAYBE -- MAYBE YOU ARE. I DON'T KNOW. 221 00:10:52,030 --> 00:10:54,170 SORRY. 222 00:10:54,170 --> 00:10:55,758 EITHER WAY, I HOPE YOU'RE FEELING 223 00:10:55,758 --> 00:10:57,277 A LITTLE BIT MORE RELAXED 224 00:10:57,277 --> 00:11:00,038 AND ARE READY TO HIT THE HAY. 225 00:11:00,038 --> 00:11:02,800 I'LL JOIN YOU AS SOON AS THE FIRE DIES DOWN 226 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:06,527 AND I DOUBLE-CHECK THAT THE GAS STOVE IS OFF. 227 00:11:06,527 --> 00:11:08,322 GOOD NIGHT. 228 00:11:08,322 --> 00:11:10,531 ♪♪ 229 00:11:10,531 --> 00:11:12,085 [ GUS SNORING ] 230 00:11:12,085 --> 00:11:14,156 WHAT DO YOU THINK, GUS? 231 00:11:14,156 --> 00:11:17,366 SHOULD WE DO A LATE-NIGHT SNACK OR A BIG EGG BREAKFAST? 232 00:11:17,366 --> 00:11:19,126 [ GUS GRUMBLES ] 233 00:11:19,126 --> 00:11:20,818 YEAH, I THINK SO, TOO. 234 00:11:20,818 --> 00:11:23,303 ♪♪ 235 00:11:23,303 --> 00:11:25,443 [ GUS SNORING ] 16741

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