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(Andy Cohen)
Tonight, on the
"Inside Amy Schumer Reunion"...
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What was that just now when
I just said it to Andy Cohen?
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A lie?
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You mix reds and whites.
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I've got your
infection right here.
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No, I do not wanna have brunch,
thank you for asking.
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♪♪
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Hey, everybody, I'm Andy Cohen.
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And I'm here with
the beautiful and beguiling
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ladies of "Inside Amy Schumer."
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You all look so amazing
and classy and stunning.
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Yes.
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Hi, Amy Schumer.
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Hi, Andy Cohen.
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Amy, I love your hair,
very Barbarella.
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Oh, thank you, um...
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I wanted something
different and, um...
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With my new line coming out.
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And my name was almost Barbara.
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So that's a very funny
you mention that.
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'Cause my line is coming out.
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Hi, Kim Caramele.
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Hi, Andy Cohen.
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Gosh, supervising producer,
writer, Amy's sister...
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Look at you.
You look like a princess.
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You look like Kate Middleton.
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Thank you, but, like, what
I always say about that
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is just, like, I just do me.
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And then that's it,
like, I do me.
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I've literally never heard you
say that your whole life.
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And, like, I've known you
your whole life.
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Oh, do you have ears?
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'Cause, like, I just
said it to Andy Cohen.
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What are these on my head?
Check the tape,
check the tape.
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What are these on my head?
Check the tape.
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Check the tape.
What are these?
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Check the tape.
Check the tape.
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What are these on my head?
Check the tape.
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(Kim)
They're ears.
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Greta Lee, you've been
on the show every season.
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Yes, but I've yet to be paid
for any of my appearances.
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But on the plus side,
you are Asian.
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Hi, Bridget Everett.
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Hi, Andy Cohen.
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Bridget Everett,
you are a socialite,
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you're a debutante,
you're a goddamn legend.
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Hi, Andy Cohen.
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Hi, Amy Schumer.
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Hi... Andy Cohen.
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Are we still doing hellos?
I thought...
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Oh, yeah, the hello's
on reunion shows
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last for about half an hour.
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Hi, Andy Cohen.
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Well, this show
is only a half hour,
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so, like, let's move it along.
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(Andy)
Oh, okay.
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Listen, let's take a look
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at some of the most
memorable moments
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from the first
three seasons, watch.
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Hi, I'm Amy Schumer,
and I'm proud to say
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that I'm a feminist.
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That's why today, I'm hosting
my very own gang bang.
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If nobody needs anything else,
honey, I'm gonna head upstairs.
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Start lubing up so you can blast
my dirt box with your thumb
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while you lobster hand me
in the twat, okay?
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And then you can shit on my tits
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while I call my mom, mwah.
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God?
For me to undo your herpes,
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I'd have to kill off an entire
village in Uzbekistan.
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Yeah, whatever you think
is best, do it.
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I really need to stop
making so many white girls.
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I'm going to get my dildo.
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Boom!
(all laughing)
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First of all,
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no one feel any pressure
to unload everything.
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(audience laughing)
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This is just a case
of slut shaming.
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But this slut is not ashamed.
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Heading to the can.
Gonna make some room.
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My boner just got a boner.
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Amy, I'm Willenby,
your royal attaché.
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It's time you knew the truth.
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You're not a disgusting,
filthy commoner at all.
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You're a princess!
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A princess?
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Me?!
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♪ Girl, you don't need makeup ♪
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♪ You're perfect
when you wake up... ♪
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(woman over PA)
Excuse me, shoppers.
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Amy is the prettiest customer
we've ever had in here.
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Oh, my God,
I look so great with bangs!
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I know, right?
Ahh!
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In every actress' life,
the media decides
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when you finally reach the point
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where you're not believably
fuckable anymore.
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Who tells you?
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She's built like a lineman
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and she has cabbage
patch-like features.
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Her ass makes me furious!
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I'd give that ass a... four?
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Really good tits,
but her face was just okay.
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(screaming)
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I got no damn arms!
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Have you always been
a fucking trash heap?
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You guys want some
of this here burrito?
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No.
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Burrito?
No.
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When I said,
"I want a ton of soy sauce,"
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what you heard was, "I want...
two soy sauces"?
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My dream for the future is
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right now that somebody brings
us some curly fries.
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Just soak up all the booze.
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We're just like drinking
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and it's like, ugh,
perfect storm.
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I was cyberbullying my niece
on Instagram the other day,
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and I literally ate
15 mini muffins, I'm so bad.
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Fuck you, I'm a fucking cow.
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Indian people are trying
to worship me.
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I sleep standing up in a field.
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(all)
♪ Happy birth... ♪
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Amy! When did you
get back from Iraq?
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This isn't working for me.
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I think we should
see other people.
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This is so
the universe telling me,
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Girl, just, like, keep fucking
your married boss, right?
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I'm not asking
that you fucking bang me
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in the back of my Tercel
like it's 1997.
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I'm just asking for a chance
to make a difference.
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These are the best years
of your lives
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because you're fucking losers!
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Wooorms!
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(flatulence)
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Women are funny,
women are funny.
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I am not my fucking mother!
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Hah!
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Oh!
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Ooh! Oh!
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Whoo!
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Oh!
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Cocaine is the cat's pajamas!
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It's gonna be
a stank night, girl.
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You know what?
Round of drinks on me.
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Wow!
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(all chanting)
Amy, Amy, Amy...
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(both)
Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug.
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So let's raise a glass...
(electrical buzzing)
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Bing.
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Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug.
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(loud belch)
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♪ Milk, milk, lemonade ♪
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♪ Milk, milk
lemonade ♪
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♪ Milk, milk, lemonade ♪
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♪ 'Round the corner
fudge is made ♪
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♪ Milk, milk, lemonade ♪
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♪ 'Round the corner
fudge is made ♪
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♪ What I gotta do to get
that dick in my mouth? ♪
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♪♪
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You guys don't even
know I'm cooler.
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Ah! Oh!
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I am a good person.
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I like this good show.
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Last time I checked,
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good plus good
did not equal guilty.
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Now let's get out there!
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Clear eyes, full hearts.
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(all)
Don't rape!
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We're doing God's work.
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Okay, Mavis L. from
Rancho Cucamonga writes,
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"Amy, why do you talk
about your pussy so much?
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"Are you scared we don't
believe you have one?
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We get it.
You're disgusting."
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I have to say
that I have no idea
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what that is in reference to.
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(snickering)
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Uh, you know.
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No idea.
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You know.
We all know.
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I have literally
never in my life
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said that word before, so...
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What did you just say?!
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I said you're delusional!
What did you just say?
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Say it to my face!
I said "You're day-loo..."
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(both shouting)
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I said you're delusional!
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You don't even know
what delusional means!
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You don't know what it means.
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You don't know what
anything means!
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I'm not delusional.
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Yeah, you always take her side!
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No, you know what?
I can't, no.
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(Kim)
Sit down.
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Good, good, walk out
like you always do.
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I'm not, I'm not.
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Walk out like you always do.
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No, because you know
why I'm not?!
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Because, because
you know why I'm not!
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And what you wrote
is very hurtful to me.
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I didn't say anything!
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It's very hurtful to me!
Prove it!
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I didn't say anything!
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Sit back down, Amy.
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Okay.
Come back.
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Sit down, Kim.
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Amy, are you seriously saying
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that you've never
said the word "pussy"?
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Andy, on my life... never!
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Never have I ever said
that word on my life.
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On my children's lives!
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On my children's
children's lives.
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Never have I said that word.
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That's family, and you
don't do that to family.
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Wait, are you saying
your pussy is family?
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She knows what
I'm talking about.
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Nobody knows what
you're talking about!
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You know what
I'm talking about!
Nobody knows!
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Nobody knows.
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Okay, well, let's see what
everybody is talking about.
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Take a look.
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Close your eyes.
Okay.
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Give me your hand.
Mm-hmm.
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Guess where your finger
is right now.
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My pussy.
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My pussy tastes like nothing.
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'Cause I ate pussy
for breakfast.
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I hope this kid's ready
to eat a ton of pussy.
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Pussies.
Pussy.
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Pussy!
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Stop talking out
of your pussy right now.
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If my pussy had a voice,
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it would sound like Terry Gross
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with just a mouthful
of crackers.
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My character has a pussy.
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Pussies.
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Can you not say... pussy?
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♪ My pussy's fucking magic ♪
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With a pussy on it.
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I don't see what's
so hard about...
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just saying "vagina."
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Will this fix my garbage pussy?
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Are you that girl
from the television
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who talks about
her pussy all the time?
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Yes!
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Kinda seems like
you say "pussy" a lot, Amy.
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Thank you.
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I see why you would think that.
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And I, I want to
"sincereiously" apologize
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to my fans if that's what
they thought I was saying.
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But I have grown a lot.
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This has been a journey
with me and God.
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And everyone at the precinct
near my house.
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And I know what's in my heart.
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And it is my pussy.
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Okay, I mean... and, and I do,
I do wanna say this.
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I do wanna say this
about Amy, okay?
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I know that we have had
our differences.
Mm-hmm.
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And I know that she knows
that I do hate her.
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Okay, but she also does
say that, like,
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she has a good heart.
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Okay, and she says
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she has a good heart
and family is family.
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Thank you for saying that.
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Family is family.
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Family is family.
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(sobbing)
Family is family.
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(Andy)
That's nice,
that was kind of you.
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We'll be right back.
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When we come back...
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Also, I've never seen you
eat food in your life.
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(gasping)
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We are back with
the "Real Ladies
Inside Amy Schumer Reunion."
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And we're joined by some
very special guests.
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Kevin Kane,
your supervising producer,
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and you're also Amy's creative
partner and best friend.
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And also you look like
Kurt Russell
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if his mom did it
with a Kennedy,
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but, like, one
of the Florida Kennedys?
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Yeah, I get that a lot.
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And Sean Penn.
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Uh, Andy C. from Manhattan
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writes on this index card
that I'm reading from,
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"Why are you
so mean to Amy, Kevin?"
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I would say to Andy C's face
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that I'm not mean.
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I am just an honest person,
and I tell it like it is.
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And I know how Kevin treats me
when we're alone
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and it's nobody's business.
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(Kevin)
That's right,
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it's nobody's business.
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No, we love each other.
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I wouldn't say that.
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You know, I would say,
like, a moderate like.
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(Andy)
Okay, well, let's see
what you did say.
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Take a look.
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Do we really have to do this?
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Yes, we're not communicating,
we need help.
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We're not communicating?
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Yeah, we're not communicating.
298
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I don't even know what
you're saying right now.
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What are these, Kevin?
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00:10:41,207 --> 00:10:41,939
(bell jingling)
301
00:10:41,941 --> 00:10:42,906
I don't know, what are those?
302
00:10:42,908 --> 00:10:44,108
They look like clown panties.
303
00:10:44,110 --> 00:10:47,411
Why are there clown panties
crumpled up in our hallway?
304
00:10:47,413 --> 00:10:48,145
Are those not yours?
305
00:10:48,147 --> 00:10:50,481
I'm gonna pee so
I don't get a UTI again.
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00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,049
Wait.
What?
307
00:10:52,051 --> 00:10:52,916
Risk it.
308
00:10:52,918 --> 00:10:53,584
I had an orgasm,
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00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:55,586
probably the biggest one
I've ever had in my life.
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00:10:55,588 --> 00:10:57,554
You Phil?
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00:10:57,556 --> 00:11:00,157
I didn't,
I didn't even come close.
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00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:01,291
Nobody touched me.
313
00:11:01,293 --> 00:11:02,926
I went to the bathroom
at one point.
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00:11:02,928 --> 00:11:04,428
You guys didn't even realize.
315
00:11:04,430 --> 00:11:05,763
No, it's too late, Phil!
316
00:11:05,765 --> 00:11:07,931
He never has sex with me,
like, at all.
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00:11:07,933 --> 00:11:09,066
It's because I don't want to.
318
00:11:09,068 --> 00:11:10,334
And Amy, how does
that make you feel?
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00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:13,504
That makes me feel
unattractive, Chrissy Teigen.
320
00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,272
I definitely don't think
she's protagonist hot.
321
00:11:15,274 --> 00:11:18,742
"Honk, honk," that's the type
of shit you text to a clown
322
00:11:18,744 --> 00:11:19,843
Oh!
You are fucking!
323
00:11:19,845 --> 00:11:21,145
I can't believe
you took my phone!
324
00:11:21,147 --> 00:11:23,514
You work with someone
at Deloitte & Touché
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00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:24,782
named Sparkles?
326
00:11:24,784 --> 00:11:27,317
Yes, Sparkles Biederman!
327
00:11:27,319 --> 00:11:29,453
He's been there for years.
328
00:11:29,455 --> 00:11:30,087
He's Dutch.
329
00:11:30,089 --> 00:11:31,555
(sniffing)
Can you smell this?
330
00:11:31,557 --> 00:11:33,424
Ew, no, oh...
Can you smell? Smell.
331
00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:34,191
Oh, my God, no, stop!
332
00:11:34,193 --> 00:11:35,726
I just wish
you hadn't been yelling,
333
00:11:35,728 --> 00:11:37,795
"This feels so right."
334
00:11:37,797 --> 00:11:41,365
How do you know I wasn't
talking about you?
335
00:11:42,734 --> 00:11:46,170
This feels so right
with you, Phil!
336
00:11:46,172 --> 00:11:48,872
Phil, Phil, Phil!
337
00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:51,442
I'm penetrating Phil!
338
00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:53,911
I'm so sorry.
339
00:11:53,913 --> 00:11:54,745
(mouthing)
Get out.
340
00:11:54,747 --> 00:11:57,815
I just, I get so scared
of losing you.
341
00:11:57,817 --> 00:11:59,616
I know, I know, I know.
342
00:11:59,618 --> 00:12:00,617
(cell phone chimes)
343
00:12:00,619 --> 00:12:02,853
How gross, it's a dick.
344
00:12:02,855 --> 00:12:04,354
It's Kevin.
345
00:12:05,123 --> 00:12:07,658
Oh, that was hot as shit.
346
00:12:08,460 --> 00:12:09,660
Hey, Dan Powell.
347
00:12:09,662 --> 00:12:10,227
Hey, Andy.
348
00:12:10,229 --> 00:12:13,163
Executive producer.
I love that tight V.
349
00:12:13,165 --> 00:12:14,364
You're really pulling it off.
350
00:12:14,366 --> 00:12:17,401
Thanks.
You know I like the V.
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00:12:18,036 --> 00:12:20,337
Dan, your fellow
executive producer
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00:12:20,339 --> 00:12:22,706
and head writer for the show,
Jessi Klein,
353
00:12:22,708 --> 00:12:27,845
couldn't be here tonight
because she is in prison.
354
00:12:28,913 --> 00:12:31,048
On a happier note,
here's someone who could
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00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:33,083
always bring a smile
to anyone's face,
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00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:38,455
writer, performer, and producer
in name only, Kyle Dunnigan.
357
00:12:38,457 --> 00:12:39,189
How you doin', Andy?
358
00:12:39,191 --> 00:12:42,893
Kyle, people aren't always
just laughing at you.
359
00:12:42,895 --> 00:12:45,429
Sometimes they're
laughing with you.
360
00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:46,096
Take a look.
361
00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:49,833
I'm gonna be this huge rapper
with lots of money and fame.
362
00:12:49,835 --> 00:12:52,569
And you're, like,
in this bed acting a fool.
363
00:12:52,571 --> 00:12:54,905
(chuckling)
I don't think I can do it.
364
00:12:54,907 --> 00:12:57,674
This is a magical story.
365
00:12:57,676 --> 00:12:59,443
(laughing)
366
00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:01,545
Girl...
(blows raspberry)
367
00:13:01,547 --> 00:13:03,947
(laughing)
368
00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:05,182
Fuck you, Kyle.
369
00:13:05,184 --> 00:13:07,017
Just relax.
370
00:13:07,019 --> 00:13:08,652
(laughing)
371
00:13:08,654 --> 00:13:09,286
(snorting)
372
00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:11,355
Stop trying to make me laugh
with your snorting,
373
00:13:11,357 --> 00:13:12,256
you piece of shit.
374
00:13:12,258 --> 00:13:14,158
(muttering)
All right?!
375
00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:15,159
(both laughing)
376
00:13:15,161 --> 00:13:16,193
I love the Latina body.
377
00:13:16,195 --> 00:13:19,797
The big ass and the flat chest.
378
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:20,697
Bonita.
(laughing)
379
00:13:20,699 --> 00:13:23,300
(laughing)
In your nose.
380
00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:24,868
In your nose.
(all laughing)
381
00:13:24,870 --> 00:13:27,337
You'll always be
my little baby, baby girl.
382
00:13:27,339 --> 00:13:28,806
(snorting, raspberry)
383
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:29,773
(laughing)
384
00:13:29,775 --> 00:13:31,675
It's fucking bullshit.
385
00:13:31,677 --> 00:13:33,143
(Andy)
Coming up next...
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00:13:33,145 --> 00:13:33,877
You got no class!
387
00:13:33,879 --> 00:13:36,146
I pay my bills.
Clean up on aisle slut!
388
00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:36,914
I pay my bills!
389
00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:38,582
You can't pull off
a neck tattoo.
390
00:13:38,584 --> 00:13:39,416
I pay my bills!
391
00:13:39,418 --> 00:13:40,717
You can't pull off
a neck tattoo.
392
00:13:40,719 --> 00:13:41,451
I pay my bills!
393
00:13:41,453 --> 00:13:43,687
Hey, why don't you slip into
something more comfortable?
I pay my bills.
394
00:13:43,689 --> 00:13:45,122
Like a coma.
395
00:13:46,357 --> 00:13:48,725
Welcome back
to "Inside Amy Schumer,"
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00:13:48,727 --> 00:13:51,295
the contractually obligated
clip show.
397
00:13:51,297 --> 00:13:54,898
Wow, it's been a great way
to end the season, Amy.
398
00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:57,601
Is this the last episode?
I thought we were...
399
00:13:57,603 --> 00:13:59,002
Don't we do 10?
400
00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:01,271
Uh, no, uh,
I guess you wouldn't.
401
00:14:01,273 --> 00:14:03,240
Remember when you said
you'd wanna only do eight
402
00:14:03,242 --> 00:14:05,375
and phone in the ninth,
remember that?
403
00:14:05,377 --> 00:14:06,109
Right.
404
00:14:06,111 --> 00:14:08,779
Anyway, it's sad
to say good-bye, I guess.
405
00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:09,746
But before we go, Amy,
406
00:14:09,748 --> 00:14:11,748
you have some new projects
coming up.
407
00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:12,816
You're keeping busy.
408
00:14:12,818 --> 00:14:14,184
Yes, Andy, thank you very much.
409
00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:18,055
Um, please sign up for my class
at the Learning Annex.
410
00:14:18,057 --> 00:14:20,224
It's called, "It's Your Pee."
411
00:14:20,226 --> 00:14:21,925
(both)
"Make It So."
412
00:14:21,927 --> 00:14:25,062
All right, and I am guest
bartending at McFadden's
413
00:14:25,064 --> 00:14:27,598
both on Tuesdays, Wednesdays,
414
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:28,599
and they will add Thursdays
415
00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:30,567
if people turn out
like they keep promising.
416
00:14:30,569 --> 00:14:35,772
Okay, and then also my line,
my makeup, as everyone knows.
417
00:14:35,774 --> 00:14:39,509
It is a non-organic,
um, makeup line.
418
00:14:39,511 --> 00:14:40,377
It's tested on animals.
419
00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:42,846
No, it is not tested on animals!
420
00:14:42,848 --> 00:14:44,748
No, it is not, it is made...
421
00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:46,450
(both)
From animals.
422
00:14:46,452 --> 00:14:48,752
Okay, made from real
animals and then,
423
00:14:48,754 --> 00:14:50,787
and then tested on animals.
424
00:14:51,623 --> 00:14:52,489
And Kevin is coming out
425
00:14:52,491 --> 00:14:56,293
with his own condiment
called Kevin's Condiments.
426
00:14:56,295 --> 00:15:00,063
It's mayo, ketchup, mustard
all in one.
427
00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:01,265
I know, I'm saying it.
428
00:15:01,267 --> 00:15:04,801
Anyway, my makeup line
is called Totally Amy.
429
00:15:04,803 --> 00:15:09,973
And it's all about being real
and keeping it real.
430
00:15:09,975 --> 00:15:13,110
And it is really made
from animals.
431
00:15:13,112 --> 00:15:15,979
Nice.
Are you wearing some now?
432
00:15:15,981 --> 00:15:16,880
No, gross.
433
00:15:16,882 --> 00:15:20,150
Well, Amy you don't just
have a remarkable rapport
434
00:15:20,152 --> 00:15:23,053
with everybody here
except your sister.
435
00:15:23,055 --> 00:15:25,155
You also can talk
to the man on the street.
436
00:15:25,157 --> 00:15:29,493
Let's see what I'm trying to
awkwardly set up, take a look.
437
00:15:29,495 --> 00:15:32,696
I really don't like to dance
out on the street,
438
00:15:32,698 --> 00:15:34,498
but, what?!
439
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:36,033
What do you call that?
440
00:15:36,035 --> 00:15:37,868
I dropped something.
441
00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:38,702
(laughing)
442
00:15:38,704 --> 00:15:40,304
Do you like when
a girl has an accent?
443
00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:42,472
Yeah.
What about English?
444
00:15:42,474 --> 00:15:43,407
How does that sound?
445
00:15:43,409 --> 00:15:45,175
(loud Cockney accent)
It sounds like this!
446
00:15:45,177 --> 00:15:46,643
Oh, no, that's all right.
447
00:15:46,645 --> 00:15:50,247
Have you ever shopped online
when you were drunk or high?
448
00:15:50,249 --> 00:15:53,016
I bought a, um...
449
00:15:53,018 --> 00:15:56,720
a star, like, you name
a star after you?
450
00:15:59,390 --> 00:16:00,457
I'm not joking.
451
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:02,693
That is the saddest thing
I've ever heard.
452
00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:03,460
It's horrible, right?
453
00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:05,195
I was just saying how glad
I was that I wasn't drunk
454
00:16:05,197 --> 00:16:08,198
doing this interview, but now
I'm, like, I wish I was drunk.
455
00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:09,566
People usually
need a couple drinks
456
00:16:09,568 --> 00:16:11,568
just to get through
a conversation with me.
457
00:16:11,570 --> 00:16:12,769
Are you high?
458
00:16:12,771 --> 00:16:13,470
Yeah, hell, yeah.
459
00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:15,038
Have you ever had
a one-night stand?
460
00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:17,074
(laughing)
461
00:16:17,076 --> 00:16:17,908
(both laughing)
462
00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:20,544
Okay, have you ever not
had a one-night stand?
463
00:16:20,546 --> 00:16:22,879
Yes, I have had
a one-night stand.
Oh!
464
00:16:22,881 --> 00:16:24,982
I had, like,
a one-afternoon stand.
465
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,417
And then I couldn't find him,
but, you know...
Okay.
466
00:16:27,419 --> 00:16:29,119
Yankee Stadium is so big.
467
00:16:29,121 --> 00:16:30,387
Porn.
Oh, yeah.
468
00:16:30,389 --> 00:16:31,922
(laughing)
I didn't even ask anything.
469
00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:33,457
Don't worry about it,
it's fantastic.
470
00:16:33,459 --> 00:16:36,326
I'm Taurus, so I'm kind
of a sensual lover.
471
00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:37,094
I'm really passionate.
472
00:16:37,096 --> 00:16:39,863
Did you guys just hear that?
My underwear just fell off.
473
00:16:39,865 --> 00:16:42,432
I like a great sense of humor
and, like, some wit
474
00:16:42,434 --> 00:16:44,368
and some intelligence,
I don't know...
475
00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:46,036
Flick your tongue very quickly.
476
00:16:46,038 --> 00:16:50,340
If he's uncut and the skin
covers the tip of the penis
477
00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:55,812
when he withdraws the penis,
he becomes very sensitive so...
478
00:16:55,814 --> 00:16:58,315
(laughing)
479
00:16:58,317 --> 00:16:59,716
What do you see?
480
00:16:59,718 --> 00:17:00,717
A vagina, maybe.
481
00:17:00,719 --> 00:17:03,520
Come here, come here,
that was right.
482
00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:05,255
Have you ever had Ambien sex?
483
00:17:05,257 --> 00:17:07,657
Is that with, like,
lights and shit?
484
00:17:07,659 --> 00:17:08,525
I don't remember.
485
00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:09,726
You have to be real careful
486
00:17:09,728 --> 00:17:10,827
not to do drugs and black out
487
00:17:10,829 --> 00:17:16,299
'cause you could wind up with
your own motherfucking TV show!
488
00:17:16,301 --> 00:17:17,334
(Andy)
When we come back...
489
00:17:17,336 --> 00:17:20,137
Gucci, you're a writer
and producer on the show.
490
00:17:20,139 --> 00:17:21,204
(Amy)
They all are.
491
00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:23,540
Gucci's the head writer, though.
492
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:26,043
Yes, you were the head writer.
493
00:17:28,980 --> 00:17:32,883
Okay, here's something
we hastily edited.
494
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,484
Cece, you're six years old.
495
00:17:34,486 --> 00:17:36,019
Yes.
Let's talk about it.
496
00:17:36,021 --> 00:17:37,154
How would you
describe your style?
497
00:17:37,156 --> 00:17:40,524
Sometimes when I have
to go to special places,
498
00:17:40,526 --> 00:17:41,625
I have to wear dresses.
499
00:17:41,627 --> 00:17:43,093
But I don't wear them
very often.
500
00:17:43,095 --> 00:17:46,263
I had to do it when
I went to this wedding.
501
00:17:46,265 --> 00:17:47,431
You had to wear a dress?
502
00:17:47,433 --> 00:17:48,999
Yes, I did not like it.
503
00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:50,934
What... you don't feel
like yourself in it?
504
00:17:50,936 --> 00:17:53,303
I don't like doing it because...
505
00:17:53,305 --> 00:17:56,640
you always trip in them
sometimes when you run.
506
00:17:56,642 --> 00:17:59,409
And I have to run
a lap every day,
507
00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:02,212
and I also don't like skirts.
508
00:18:02,214 --> 00:18:08,452
I heard that you changed
how they're running Legos.
509
00:18:08,454 --> 00:18:09,086
Mm, maybe.
510
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:12,456
You didn't like that the girl
Legos didn't do any actions.
511
00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:14,524
And so you would take
the heads off the girls
512
00:18:14,526 --> 00:18:16,760
and you would put them
on the guys' bodies.
513
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:18,095
Uh, yes.
514
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,097
And I heard that
you wrote a letter,
515
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:21,832
and that they changed
and made it
516
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:24,768
so that the girl
Legos do things.
517
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:25,869
Yes, I think so.
518
00:18:25,871 --> 00:18:26,803
That's pretty cool.
519
00:18:26,805 --> 00:18:28,805
Do you know that
you're super cool?
520
00:18:28,807 --> 00:18:29,506
No.
521
00:18:29,508 --> 00:18:32,442
Well, I'm telling you,
it's a fact.
522
00:18:34,112 --> 00:18:39,182
We are back with
"The Real Ladies
of Inside Amy Schumer Reunion."
523
00:18:39,184 --> 00:18:41,718
Kim, how does it feel to see
your sister again?
524
00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:43,253
Is it weird?
525
00:18:46,991 --> 00:18:48,058
No.
526
00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:50,827
Amy, weird for you?
527
00:18:54,665 --> 00:18:55,699
No.
528
00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:57,134
Well, can you at least explain
529
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,002
what happened between
the two of you?
530
00:18:59,004 --> 00:19:00,904
You used to be so close.
531
00:19:00,906 --> 00:19:02,873
(line ringing)
532
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:03,640
What's up?
533
00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:05,242
That guy Bobby just text me.
534
00:19:05,244 --> 00:19:06,309
The one who wouldn't
hook up with you
535
00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:07,844
'cause he said
you look like his mom?
536
00:19:07,846 --> 00:19:08,812
No-no-no, Bobby's the one
537
00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:10,580
I like really, really,
really, really like.
538
00:19:10,582 --> 00:19:12,582
What should I do?
Just be yourself.
539
00:19:12,584 --> 00:19:13,917
All right, love you.
540
00:19:13,919 --> 00:19:14,451
Hello?
541
00:19:14,453 --> 00:19:17,721
Did Bobby Skeltis ever end up
letting you have sex with him?
542
00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:18,655
Why? No.
543
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:20,257
Laura just told me
he has herpes.
544
00:19:20,259 --> 00:19:20,790
Oh.
545
00:19:20,792 --> 00:19:23,527
Oh, I have to jump,
my husband just drew me a bath.
546
00:19:23,529 --> 00:19:26,029
Okay, love you, bye... hello?
547
00:19:26,031 --> 00:19:26,763
Kimberly!
548
00:19:26,765 --> 00:19:28,632
Did you let me order
a Russian Muppet
549
00:19:28,634 --> 00:19:29,699
when I was on Ambien?
550
00:19:29,701 --> 00:19:30,567
Yeah, remember you said
551
00:19:30,569 --> 00:19:31,768
you wanted to get your dick wet
552
00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:33,803
but you're too famous
for Tinder now.
553
00:19:33,805 --> 00:19:34,504
What should I do?
554
00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:36,239
Uh, I, I don't know.
Look, I have to go.
555
00:19:36,241 --> 00:19:38,041
We're cuddling
and watching "Splash."
556
00:19:38,043 --> 00:19:39,276
Ooh, "Splash."
557
00:19:39,278 --> 00:19:40,644
What channel?
558
00:19:40,646 --> 00:19:42,679
Hello?
559
00:19:45,983 --> 00:19:49,219
(sobbing)
I miss you so much.
560
00:19:49,221 --> 00:19:51,521
(squeaky voice)
I miss you so much.
561
00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:53,089
(Amy)
My whole family.
562
00:19:57,929 --> 00:20:00,597
I miss you so much.
I love you.
563
00:20:00,599 --> 00:20:01,331
Come here.
564
00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:02,966
I miss you the most.
Come here.
565
00:20:02,968 --> 00:20:03,533
Come here.
566
00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:05,268
It's so good to see
you two make up.
567
00:20:05,270 --> 00:20:09,139
Wow, I think we worked through
some drama here tonight.
568
00:20:09,141 --> 00:20:10,574
Ladies, thank you so much.
569
00:20:10,576 --> 00:20:13,476
And thank you to everyone
watching at home or...
570
00:20:13,478 --> 00:20:14,711
Who are we kidding?
On your phone
571
00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:17,314
while you're hiding in
the bathroom from your families.
572
00:20:17,316 --> 00:20:19,115
Have a great night.
Thanks.
573
00:20:19,117 --> 00:20:21,017
(Amy)
Come here, come here.
574
00:20:21,019 --> 00:20:21,851
(Kim)
I love you.
575
00:20:21,853 --> 00:20:22,852
(Andy)
Thank you, ladies.
576
00:20:22,854 --> 00:20:25,088
We love you, Andy.
Thank you, ladies.
577
00:20:25,090 --> 00:20:25,855
Thank you.
578
00:20:25,857 --> 00:20:27,624
Andy, would you ever?
579
00:20:27,626 --> 00:20:28,558
No.
Okay.
580
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:29,960
As far as just...
No.
581
00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:32,095
♪♪
582
00:20:32,097 --> 00:20:34,264
I'll give you a transition.
583
00:20:34,266 --> 00:20:36,933
Okay, I wanna change gears.
584
00:20:36,935 --> 00:20:38,702
That's a classic.
585
00:20:38,704 --> 00:20:40,804
(crew laughing)
586
00:20:40,806 --> 00:20:43,139
Why don't you put it
in your food blog?
587
00:20:43,141 --> 00:20:44,407
And then everyone
can read about it.
588
00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:45,875
You know what? I will,
thank you for that idea.
589
00:20:45,877 --> 00:20:48,812
Thank you for that idea.
Thank you 'cause I will.
590
00:20:48,814 --> 00:20:50,313
Okay, I will.
Yeah.
591
00:20:50,315 --> 00:20:52,115
(women laughing)
592
00:20:53,317 --> 00:20:54,851
Congratulations
on your food blog.
593
00:20:54,853 --> 00:20:57,320
Thank you, I worked really
hard on it, so thank you.
594
00:20:57,322 --> 00:21:00,557
Then maybe you don't
exploit your friendships
595
00:21:00,559 --> 00:21:02,425
and your family!
596
00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:03,793
(Amy)
So easy.
597
00:21:03,795 --> 00:21:05,562
(man)
Mmm, magic.
598
00:21:07,832 --> 00:21:08,999
(screaming)
599
00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:10,000
(screaming)
600
00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:12,068
(cackling laughter)
601
00:21:16,173 --> 00:21:18,842
♪♪
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