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♪ There's no way around it I'm smitten by you ♪

♪ Every time I hear you I don't know what to do ♪

♪ Left or right I can't swipe The thought of you ♪

♪ Oooh ♪

♪ I wasn't ready for love To come around ♪

♪ With just one text And now I am love-bound ♪

♪ Can't resist your awkward Romantic ways ♪

♪ In other words I need you to stay ♪

♪ 'Cause I can't help But feel this way ♪

♪ In other words ♪

♪ You make my life complete ♪

♪ In other words You're perfect for me ♪

♪ When it comes to love ♪

♪ There are no borders ♪

♪ Especially When she's the one ♪

♪ My heart says you're the one ♪

♪ We'll conquer the world Together ♪

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♪ In other words I need you to stay ♪

[muted chatter]

♪ 'Cause I can't help But feel this way ♪

[plates clink]

♪ In other words You make my life complete ♪

♪ In other words You're perfect for me ♪

♪ In other words ♪

♪ You make my life complete ♪

♪ In other words You're perfect ♪

PATTY: Jack? - ♪ For me... ♪

Patty?

PATTY: This is you. - ♪ In other words... ♪

Yes, this is you.

- [Jack laughs] PATTY: Yeah!

Hey, you look just like your picture.

- Wow! - Oh my God!

Jack, I love the Titanic.

- That's my favorite movie. - Oh my God!

- Yeah. Yeah, I know. Mine too. - Yeah?

I love when Jack drowns.

Oh.

- Yes, it's a really... - That's a little morbid.

It's an emotional moment in the movie.

[both chuckle]

JACK: I like sixty-five...

[chatter]

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[notification beep]

JACK: Oh, you're smart.

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True?

Veronica?

- Hey. Oh... - Oh...

I'm a hugger.

Oh, um, well, please sit. I got you a chai latte.

Your profile said you like them so...

That's so thoughtful.

[sigh] Yeah. [sniffles] sorry.

Do you have a cold?

Uh no, no. I just, um,

sometimes I get nervous.

Don't be nervous. I don't bite.

Hey... you know, enough about me.

Um, what about you?

You're a, uh, veterinarian dentist?

Wh... what's that like?

Much like humans.

I brush their teeth, do cleanings; things like that.

Don't you ever get bitten?

Occasionally...

But I started to bite back.

[snorts] Ugh! Oh! Oh!

Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!

[shouting] That's so terrible!

- [whining] VERONICA: It's okay.

- True, it... it happens. - Oh, you know what?

Actually, I just... I got a text message from a client.

I completely spaced that I have to meet with her... him... her...

Herman. Um... [chuckles] You're great.

Buh-bye.

That's all yours, if you want green tea.

It's peach flavored...

- [Veronica chuckles] - TRUE: Um...

[Veronica chuckles]

[True panting]

True?

[panting] It doesn't work.

- The app's not ready yet. - What?

Who... where's Benny?

3:30, you know him.

Like clockwork, nature calls.

[True groans]

Jesus, Benny, you could set a clock

to your bowel movements.

I take dumps.

I don't have bowel movements.

We can't go up there. The app isn't working.

What are you talking about?

The beta tests are going incredible.

The algorithm still needs some tweaking.

It's not matching me with the right girls.

BENNY: This is no time to be second-guessing our...

Wait. [chuckles] It happened again?

How the hell are you still awkward around chicks, bro?

Someday, you gotta come out from behind the screen

and learn how to talk to women.

Shut up, Kiki! [panting] I can talk to women.

RECEPTIONIST: Your names, please?

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I'm... [stuttering]

This is True Andrews...

[True coughing] - I'm Benjamin Vaswani.

And this is our lawyer, Kiki.

Ahem.

I mean, Enrique. Calderon.

Yes, here you are. Mr. Woods is on the sixth floor.

Thank you, sweetheart.

BENNY: Remember what we practiced.

You see a pretty girl in there,

you imagine that girl's head on a turkey,

your grandma... [whispers] twerking,

but you do not lose your cool in this meeting!

You hear me?

[elevator bell dings]

I'll see you guys up there.

Whoa! Whoa! Hey, hey!

That's six flights up, dude.

Fear of women, fear of enclosed spaces.

You have a fear of success too?

This is all in your head. You know this.

I don't have achievemephobia.

But Claustrophobia and Venustraphobia

are real conditions.

Ask my doctor.

Your pediatrician doesn't count!

BENNY: I'd like to thank you all

for linking your social media profiles in advance.

"Compatible" now has enough information

to find each of you a match.

So, all I have to do is press this little heart?

Yes, Mr. Woods.

Call me Maximillion.

Yes, Mr. Maximillion. Please touch the hearts

and watch "Compatible" find your match.

We've taken your profile information

and caused it to create over 25 points of compatibility

including daily routines, food preferences,

likes and shares,

to match you with someone who likes the same things.

Well, I doubt it could find a match for me

'cause I'm a man of EXTRAORDINARY taste

and bizarre pleasures.

[laughter]

ALL: Oh, wow!

[clapping]

MAX: Aaahh!

- "Compatible"... - [notification beep]

can find someone for everyone.

Wait, who the heck is...

Betty?

[tinkle]

Extraordinary!

I don't have any matches.

You won't always find a partner within close proximity...

- [Max scoffs] - But you can adjust this

by changing your environment.

Take the dog for a walk, for example.

Or go get a cup of coffee.

My partner, True Andrews,

will now talk a little more

about the future of "Compatible";

the art of letting love find you.

The soft launch of "Compatible" was successful

with 100,000 downloads in just a few hours.

We're now in Mexico, Canada,

and soon to be launching in Japan and Europe.

JULIE: How do you propose to sustain

market penetration and market share

when your competitors have deep pockets

and are years ahead?

Well, the unique features

that combine proximity with routine

make potential love matches that other apps don't.

Well, it figured I'm a germaphobe

and it matched me with the cleaning lady.

I mean, that is pretty neat. It really is.

That's like up there on the list of neat.

Julie, uh, be sure to get her phone number

because I want to test this theory tonight.

- Hmm? - [Julie laughs politely]

[dramatic music]

[echoes] Sorry I'm late.

Her head on a turkey.

Hi, True.

Um... ahem.

Um... the um... the algorithm of "Compatible"

takes the... the guesswork out of... of going out.

No more striking out because now you only approach people

that actually want to talk to you.

[nervous laughter] Yeah. Ooohh oh.

Twerking, man.

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Ahem.

Mm.

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[nervous laughter] Oh.

Um-um, no more lonely nights swiping left and... and right

and hoping, because with "Compatible",

it can even help even the most awkward person

find love with just a simple touch of the boobs...

[True chuckles]

[stuttering] I was... I was going to say... I...

[chuckles] Hmm...

[thud and groans]

I am so sorry.

Don't! Just don't!

We just lost millions of dollars

because you're mentally 12 years old.

I'll fix it. I'll call...

No! You will not make this worse!

- [phone ringing] - I'm not gonna make this worse!

Sometimes I wonder why I ever partnered with you.

- You do this every time! - [phone continues ringing]

Hey!

Come on. I don't do this every time.

Remember in college when I fell in the pool and I...

and I was floundering around like some helpless animal

and... and you still got laid?

Hey! Hey! Hey! Shut up!

They're calling. It's them!

[True sighs]

Enrique Calderon.

Yes.

Uh-huh.

Of course.

I'll tell them.

Thank you.

[Kiki sighs]

KIKI?

Don't make me climb back there and beat it out of you.

Spit it out!

Well, looks like you've done it again.

[Kiki chuckles]

After all those hours of hard work,

they want to invest in the app!

[all shouting]

- [glasses clink] - [all shouting]

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[Kiki clears throat]

Oooh-oh.

To the two luckiest bastards I know.

You know what? You know what?

This milestone requires a much bigger celebration.

What'd you have in mind?

A-a-a full-on gods of Hollywood weekend, bitches!

Yeah!

I have a client

who has a fat pad on the Sunset Strip.

Says I can use it whenever I want.

Let's go.

- Yeah! - I mean, I... I'd love to, guys.

but the app's still not a hundred percent.

Um, you know, you two go.

I'm just gonna stay and work on the app.

What? Are you joking?

[sighs] Hell yes, I'm joking!

We're going to LA.

[shouting and laughing]

[thumping party music]

[notification tone]

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[notification tone]

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Angelica?

[Angelica chuckles]

Uh-uh, I'm True.

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I can't believe we're a match.

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Are you there with them? They're with you?

No hablo inglès.

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You don't speak English?

Oh, my gosh!

I'm so stupid. Of course!

I... I forgot to add a language quotient

to the match variable.

[sighs] That's... that's probably a good thing

because I'm usually really bad with girls.

I mean, I... I... I talk too much.

When I get nervous, I say the wrong thing.

But not right now,

probably because I'm a little bit hammered.

I mean, I'm not wasted. [laughs]

I mean, I'm not like I'm an alcoholic or anything.

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You wanna... you like dance? Dance?

Si. [chuckles]

Cool.

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♪ What you feel about me Got me tripping ♪

♪ Got you moving got you doing What you need to do ♪

♪ I've been looking at you Oh my gosh and I'm warm ♪

♪ But your heart's got me Feeling like a igloo ♪

♪ Trying to get across What I need to do ♪

♪ If it's in the dance I wanna see you move ♪

♪ Visit to your mind I wanna see this through ♪

♪ Stroll right Through the grapevine ♪

♪ This gone take time I wanna move with you ♪

♪ I wanna make sure You're comfortable ♪

♪ 'Cause I wanna See this through... ♪

[Angelica laughs]

♪ I wanna see this through ♪

♪ Groove with me ♪

♪ Got my heart baby Just groove with me ♪

- [Angelica laughs] - ♪ You know what's up ♪

♪ When you move with me ♪

♪ Come on little baby Just groove with me ♪

♪ You know what's up When you move with me... ♪

CROWD: Oh!

[True gasping]

[chatter]

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An- hel- ica.

An- hel- ica.

[with accent] True.

True.

[with accent] True.

T-r-r-r-oo.

Your mouth is so cute

when you try and say my name, An-HHHHHelica.

Te ves tan raro diciendo mi nombre.

TRUE: ¿Angelica,

dónde está la biblioteca?

[chuckles] No sé.

Eres gracioso.

[Angelica speaks Spanish]

Dos tacos por favor.

[Angelica chuckles]

¿No mas dos?

Uno, dos.

Ah.

[Angelica speaks Spanish]

Will you take a selfie with me?

[cell phone camera clicks]

[smooches]

Angelica...

ya llego el coche.

[chuckles] Lo siento.

Me tengo que ir. Me diverti mucho.

[receding footsteps]

Ooohh la la. Way to go, True!

My brother!

- [Kiki laughs] - [notification tone]

What happened? [gasps]

She gave me her address.

- Yeah! - Noooo!

[laughs] High-five!

- [♪♪♪] - [chirping]

This looks amazing.

[True sighs]

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[tires screech]

What's up, player? Huh? Huh?

Did you text her back yet?

No, I didn't text her back.

Last night was a fluke.

Were we even at the same club last night?

Yeah. I had an 80 percent match,

but she doesn't speak English.

How does that work?

The less she can understand you, the better.

And how long does that last?

What happens when she learns English

or I learn Spanish?

Then I make a fool out of myself in two languages?

- No thanks. KIKI: True?

Please tell me you're kidding!

You know what I blame?

Yeah. We know!

- The algorithm! - The algorithm!

I told you. It's not ready.

I should've figured this out sooner.

Oh, my gosh!

What if Maximillion's team finds out?

Then... then we could lose the whole deal.

Whoa! Stop right there.

Don't ever let those words come out of your mouth again.

Dude, "Compatible" matched you at 80 percent.

You owe it to yourself to at least believe it!

But it's ignoring the national distinctions

in our launch region.

So what? Was she hot?

Yes.

Then "Compatible" is fine just the way it is.

Now, get in the car!

- [True sighs] - We're still celebrating.

Back seat!

Did he just call back seat?

KIKI: Yep.

- [car revving] BENNY: Tonight, we ride!

TRUE: You're a unique one, Kiki. - [♪♪♪]

This place is massive! It has at least ten bedrooms.

I bet you we could fit like a hundred people in there.

We can have a party...

- [tires screeching] - [shouting]

BENNY: What the hell, man! KIKI: True!

BENNY: You guys are right.

If the algorithm is fine the way it is,

then I'm the one that's wrong.

Maybe language isn't a barrier for love.

I need to see Angelica. We're going to Mexico.

- You sure? - Yes! Let's go. Now.

Take this exit.

That's my boy.

That's what I like to hear.

Hell, yeah! Let's go to Mexico, bros!

- Whoooo! - Whoooo!

- [True hollering] - Yes! Yes!

- Whoa... - Whoa, whoa...

- Oh, sorry. - Chips all over me.

- [hooting and hollering] - [♪♪♪]

♪ Ooh-ra ♪

♪ I'm losing my mind ♪

♪ The things that we face Every day ♪

♪ We need to unwind ♪

♪ Two souls can't get along ♪

♪ We have the same interests ♪

♪ We've got it all wrong ♪

♪ Oh-oh ♪

♪ [indistinct] are screaming ♪

♪ I'm gonna unload ♪

♪ I'm taking my [indistinct] ♪

[bang as tire blows out]

[hissing]

What the hell, Kiki? There's no spare!

I knew I shouldn't have gotten a car from your shady uncle.

Should've asked for the spare tire option.

Spare tire's not an option!

Man, this is what I get for trying to be impulsive.

[approaching car]

[Sabi speaks Spanish]

¿Todo bien?

I got this.

Tenemos un flat tire.

You guys gonna be okay?

Oh, we don't have a spare.

Do you know where we can get one?

There's one place here in Valle.

Your best bet is Juan.

Flat tire in the middle of a vineyard?

Looks like you boys are in a grape jam.

[Sabi and Karina laugh]

No worries, boys. We'll give you a lift.

But first, we have to drop off this load

up at Encuentro Regina.

That's exactly the place we're looking for. [chuckles]

I'm True Andrews.

True.

Uh, this is Benny. This is Kiki.

My name's Karina Salas, and this is Sabi Segovia.

We're pretty full with groceries, but, um,

one of you's gonna have to ride on each other's lap.

[Kiki and True sigh]

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How is this winning?

Just don't get too happy.

So, what brings you boys to Encuentro Regina?

I'm here to see a girl who lives here.

SABI: Really?

Only Regina, the owner, and myself live there full time.

What's this girl's name?

Angelica.

TRUE: Whoa! What's that look?

Nothing.

Um, it's just Angelica is the niece of the owner.

Uh, Regina's the only woman in the valley

to own and run her own winery,

and she's very protective of her family.

And Sabi is very protective of Dona Regina.

He's also the head vintner,

and has won the house many medals

for his lovely wines. Haven't you, Sabi?

And Karina is an amazing chef.

[Karina chuckles]

Wait, so how did you meet Angelica?

I met her last night in San Diego.

And you came to see her today?

Este buey esta enamorado!

[laughter]

Loco for sure, right?

KARINA: You must've really hit it off

for her to invite you today.

Mm, she didn't exactly invite us.

This is a surprise visit? [laughs]

You are one brave boy. [laughs]

When True gets something in his mind,

it's impossible to talk him out of it.

It's his gift.

- [Kiki clears throat] - And his curse.

Well, good for you, mijo,

'cause love makes pendejos of us all.

Oh, I'm sure she's gonna be really happy to see you,

and you can sample our restaurant

and enjoy Sabi's wines.

Here we are.

[birds chirping]

[Mariachi version of "In Other Words" playing]

[True grunting]

TRUE: Ah!

This is beautiful.

What! There's a band here, man.

This is like Shangri-La.

This is amazing.

Wow.

- Oh my God. - Holy crap.

KARINA: Are you guys hungry?

Oh. Yeah, we're hungry, thirsty,

and culinarily curious.

Come on over.

So, you're a chef, huh?

Oh no, no. I'm just a line cook,

but I'm studying at the Culinary Institute in Ensenada

so hopefully one day I'll have my own kitchen.

Oh, wow! What... what do you recommend?

How about I send out some appetizers?

Great! Well, just bring a variety

and whatever bottle of wine you recommend.

Oh, and could you let Angelica know

that True is here to see her.

Wait, not right now.

I mean, if she's busy... it's not... I mean... I...

if I'm not... it... it doesn't... you... [chuckles]

Surprise. [chuckles]

[Karina laughs]

Just let her know, please.

Okay. I'll see if I can find her.

Can't wait to taste what you've got... like food.

Dude, what if she's weirded out?

I mean, wouldn't you be freaked out

if some guy you met the night before

showed up at your place of work?

I would.

I did not think this through.

Just calm down, man. You're too wound up.

You've no idea what you're doing, do you?

Nope, not one bit.

I saw this in that movie Sideways.

Ugh, anyway, it's alcohol, bro. It's all good.

Cheers guys, to success in our endeavors.

- Eyes. - Eyes, eyes.

- Eyes. - Eyes.

Ah, wow! That is good.

Damn good.

This was a great idea to come out here, True.

I mean, now that we have our deal,

we've gotta start getting used to this lifestyle.

Don't jinx it, bro.

It ain't done 'til the ink is dry.

Guys, let's focus on the task at hand.

Okay. I see it like this.

A. She will see you and like what most women do,

make a run for it.

Thanks.

Or B. She'll be flattered when Karina tells her

that someone drove for two hours,

dealt with a flat tire to come find her.

[speaking Spanish] KARINA:

But they came from San Diego and got a flat tire. I can't ask them to leave.

[sighs]

- Tell them that I got sick, and I'm not here. - [chuckles]

Why did you give him your information If you didn't want to see him?

I was drunk!

And I wanted to have fun for one night.

Besides, he was nice...

and I never thought he would come.

You suck. They seem nice. The chubby one is a bit fresh, but...

They seemed alright.

Mm. Okay.

Ok. Go find out what they do for a living.

I don't want another bum in my life. My parents would kill me.

Yes? Please? I owe you one.

- One thousand. - [laughs]

TRUE: Did you find her?

Oh, Angelica is actually taking care

of some important business,

but she wanted me to bring some of her favorite appetizers.

She's here? Great.

What's this dish?

KARINA: Chimichurri octopus.

Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

[Karina chuckles]

Karina, would you like to sit down?

Um, okay. Um, but just for a moment.

This is amazing! How!

[chuckles] It's actually one of my favorites.

[Kiki groans]

So, what's your story?

Oh, he's a computer geek, he's a business stiff,

and my name is Enrique Calderón, Attorney at Law.

Pleased to meet you.

True and I have been business partners for years

and we developed a dating app.

That's cool.

I can't bring myself to get on those sites.

I feel like a bunch of creeps get on them.

- I'm on there. - Exactly.

[Karina laughs]

BENNY: We just landed a big investor.

That's why we're here, to celebrate.

That's part of the reason why we're here.

Right. Angelica.

KIKI: Last night, the app matched them

and he's here to see

if the connection is a fluke or not.

Because if it was a fluke,

that means your app doesn't work.

See? Karina gets it.

Yes, exactly!

She's a genius. You're a genius.

So, uh, what's her story?

I thought you would know everything about her

based on your app.

You can never know everything.

I mean, tell me something I wouldn't know about her.

She's a good person.

Okay, um, she's here from Mexico City for a short while

to learn the wine business.

Aunt Regina's husband passed away

and they never had any kids.

So I think she's being prepared to inherit the business.

Ooohh, an heiress. Not too shabby, True.

KIKI: Looks like this match turned out

better than we thought, huh? [laughs]

Listen, guys, I gotta get back to the kitchen,

but I'm gonna send more appetizers your way.

Thank you.

[Kiki claps]

[True sighs]

Wow! To life.

[speaks Spanish] They are the owners of Compatible.

They are the owners of the app?

Yes. They created it. So they're not bums, They have jobs and money.

[Angelica sighs]

[slow accordion music]

¡Hola!

ALL: ¡Hola!

Fancy seeing you here.

[sighs] Uh-um, sorry for dropping in on you like this.

We were gonna go to Los Angeles,

but then we decided to come here.

I was like, "Hey, let's go see Angelica."

And then... so we got a car, then we got a flat,

and I rode on Kiki's lap, which he oddly liked.

But then now you're here and uh, I'm here and we're... wow!

You're... you... you look good.

Dude, she only speaks Spanish.

Thank God.

- Come with me. - Yeah. Yeah.

[chuckles] It's sweet.

[True chuckles]

[birds chirping]

I just had to come see you.

[True chuckles]

Gracias.

Thanks.

- Cheers. - Salud.

Oh, you're looking me in the eye.

You must know about the seven years of bad sex

in Mexico too, huh?

¿Sexo?

No. No, no, no. No sexo.

I mean... I... I mean eyes like, um...

Calm down, True.

- [True chuckles] - Mm...

I have an idea.

Mhmm.

Oh whoa! [laughing]

No sexo. [laughs]

Do you have your cell?

Oh. Um...

- Mhmm. - [chuckles] Okay.

I... I was... I... I thought you were just being skanky.

I would... shame... I wouldn't have actually minded,

but I um... [clears throat]

Um... oh!

Translator app. Great idea. [chuckles]

- [app beeps] - Skanky.

No, no, oh. Oh, ooh. Hmm.

PHONE TRANSLATOR: Cochina. Sucia.

[Angelica laughs]

That is not the first thing I wanted you to understand.

- [app beeps] - Un poco.

PHONE TRANSLATOR: A little.

[both laugh]

I love that you have a sense of humor.

Love?

Uh no, no. I'm... not like-like, love,

like um... I mean, not... I mean, not right now.

I mean, maybe someday. [sigh]

Wow! Oh, mm, uh sex, uh skanky, love.

I'm really hitting it out of the park, aren't I?

[True chuckles]

- Oh man. - Ehm...

- [app beeps] - Tengo que regresar a trabajar.

PHONE TRANSLATOR: I have to get back to work.

[app beeps]

Maybe I could... I could see you after work?

PHONE TRANSLATOR: Te puedo ver despues del trabajo?

- [app beeps] - No puedo.

PHONE TRANSLATOR: I can't.

Yeah.

- [app beeps] - Tal vez Mañana.

[speaks Spanish]

Me puedes acompañar si queires.

PHONE TRANSLATOR: Maybe tomorrow.

I'm going to check out the competition.

You can join me if you'd like.

Really? Yes!

I'd... I'd... I'd love to. Yeah.

¿Nos vemos a las diez?

- Uh... ten? - Mhmm.

Yes, I'll... I'll meet you here. Or there or...

- [Angelica chuckles] - Anywhere really

that you are at. [chuckles]

I'll be there. [chuckles]

- Okay. [chuckles] - Okay. [chuckles]

- See you then. - Bye.

Ten, bye. [sighs]

[birds chirping]

[True grunting]

Who's that?

A friend.

- A friend? With those hungry eyes? - [sigh]

Oh, Auntie.

Look, your parents sent you here to focus on business.

Not to keep losing your head over another boy.

[speaks Spanish] But Auntie, this time It's different.

He's not a poor boy like Daniel.

It's not important what he has or what Daniel doesn't have.

What's important is what you have when there isn't a Daniel or a...

- What's his name? - True.

[Tia Regina chuckles]

[music and chatter]

[laughter]

[Sabi and Tia Regina speaking Spanish]

KIKI: Wow! Sabi's got some moves.

There you guys are.

Speaking of moves,

how'd it go?

Seeing her tomorrow at ten.

- Nice! - No, you're not.

We're leaving tonight.

We...

Sorry, boys. They didn't have the right size,

but Juan's going into town to buy the right tire tomorrow.

There you go. We can't leave anyway.

We don't have a place to stay.

You say it like it's my fault.

It IS your fault.

If we weren't out here chasing some tail...

Done! They had one room left

and I just booked it.

So you guys shut up and let's drink the night away.

Yeah!

And if you dummies will excuse me,

I have a señorita who's giving me the eye, huh?

Whooo!

[rooster crowing]

[indistinct announcement]

Mm, Kiki?

Ugh! Ugh, mm. Ugh... [groan] ooh, oh.

[True groans]

My head is pounding.

We must've been up until four in the morning.

We went to bed by 11:30.

What! No way.

Yep. We shut the place down.

[True sighs]

We're party animals.

[True groaning]

- [birds chirping] - [indistinct announcement]

Can you believe this place?

[Benny chuckles]

Okay True, it's do or die time.

You close on this girl today and we go home.

Understand?

We don't have time for this Lost in Translation crap.

[grunt] We can always come back, right?

Uh-mm.

You think Karina'll give me her number?

Sure.

Let's focus on this car thing and get some breakfast, huh?

[all chatter together]

Good morning, boys.

Hey, Sabi.

BENNY: What are you doin'?

Um, makin' a wound to see if it bleeds.

If it releases this water-like substance called xylem fluid,

it's not ready.

So, you wound the grape to see if it's ready?

Yeah. Well, a mature grape can handle the scar.

What's your plan with Angelica?

Um, I'm goin' on a date with her in a bit.

After he's done, we leave.

Love can't be nurtured with one date.

Love? [scoffs] Who said anything about love?

[crows cawing]

Until you experience the kind of love

that punches you in the gut and leaves you breathless

with a simple thought of her,

not only have you not lived a true life,

you haven't become a true man.

[crows cawing]

[Sabi laughs]

[all laugh]

[laughs] Ah.

Ah. Look at these vines.

The mother vine is a hundred years old.

Came from Italy.

A cutting takes three years to make good grapes.

You can't rush it, son.

You can't rush love.

Well, maybe you can give True a few tips,

'cause he doesn't have a hundred years.

Well, there's no more important business than love.

But you have to be patient.

You have to nurture it, savor every moment

and you have to figure out what she really wants.

You know what they say about wine and women?

The cheap ones gives you headaches.

[laughs] Right?

When love is ready, you will know.

[birds chirping]

What's 'Listo para familia', mea?

Oh, um, that means she wants a guy

who's ready to have a family.

Yep, we should go right now.

Wait a minute.

I mean, I haven't thought about it before.

It hasn't been a viable option for anyone, but yeah, sure,

I-I think I'd like to have a family someday.

You want a Mexican family?

Woah, woah, woah, why do you say it like that?

A Mexican family?

I didn't mean it like that,

but do you want to get mixed up in all these immigration issues?

I mean, things are only gonna get harder for these people.

What do mean by 'these people'?

- I am these people. - [Benny sighs]

Last I checked, these people are your lawyer.

I didn't it mean like...

All right, all right, guys,

we're getting ahead of ourselves.

No one's marrying anyone.

So, get to it then.

Kiki and I will go pick up the car

and meet you back here afterwards, yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, hey, Karina!

Hey, good morning, guys.

TRUE: Morning. - Hi, good morning.

Where you off to, looking all cute

with your backpack?

I'm going to study.

I have to prepare for the culinary competition

- in two days. - Oh.

So your homework is to make delicious food?

- Yup. - How would you like this dog

to eat your homework? [barks]

[Kiki laughs]

So, we're actually leaving today,

and I was wondering...

maybe you can give me your phone number,

- grab a drink... AMALIA: Mommy!

Hi my love! Say hi to these boys.

Hi.

ALL: Hi.

TRUE: Karina, how do I say,

'You're the most interesting woman I've ever met' in Spanish?

Tú eres la mujer más interesante que he conocido.

What about um, what about 'your eyes are beautiful'?

Tell them, baby.

Tus ojos son muy bonitos.

[Karina chuckles]

Who do you want to say that to?

KARINA: He has a date with Angelica later.

And he doesn't speak Spanish?

Any other tips I should know?

How about learning some Spanish?

Nice.

Well, if you're here just for fun,

she's gonna smell that a mile away

and crush your balls.

Crush balls. Got it.

KARINA: Glad I could help.

Is your car ready?

Yes. Thank you so much for everything.

KARINA: My pleasure.

It was very nice meeting you guys.

Will we be seeing you here again soon?

Me? Oh, ah, it ah, um, yeah, I-I guess so.

Yeah. Yeah, probably, yeah.

Yeah.

Okay then. See you then.

Nice to meet you.

Bye.

- Bye. - Bye.

[sighs] Oh, well, too bad.

I'm just not ready to be a father yet.

[bird chirping]

[girl screams]

Welcome to Filippi Winery. Follow me please.

- [speaks Spanish] Ready? - [birds chirping]

[crowd chatter]

TOUR GUIDE: Estos tanques son hechos de secuoya roja.

These tanks are made out of 2,000-year-old redwood.

Ah, the temperature in the... in these tanks is controlled,

but when the wine is ready...

Me encata el olor de los barriles. (I love the smell of wine barrels.)

TOUR GUIDE: These barrels that you see here are special.

And the owner only lets important people

to carve into the wood.

[tour guide explains in Spanish]

If you look at the barrel over here, you can see some signatures.

That's because the owner of the winery lets special people carve their initials...

We are special people.

Won't we get in trouble?

[Angelica chuckles]

[True chuckles]

This is incredible.

Que atrevido. [chuckles] (You're so daring!)

You're so beautiful.

And I'm so near you. I almost can't believe it.

[Angelica chuckles]

I think I'm over my phobia.

[door bangs shut]

[breathes quickly] Where'd everyone go?

Ah, where's True? I'm going to wring his neck.

Wait, maybe he's closing the deal.

You really don't know True, do you?

[sighs] Still no reception.

El siguente grupo debe llegar en cualquier momento. (Don't worry. The next group will be here at any moment.)

I hate enclosed spaces.

Estas bien? (Are you ok?)

TRUE: We have to get out of the cellar.

Oh, yeah.

- [speaks Spanish] I don't know what you're saying, but calm down they're coming. - [True breathes heavily]

I can't breathe. I can't breathe.

- Whoo! [panicked breathing] - [speaks Spanish]

Hey, I don't know what you're thinking, But I'm not that kind of woman!

What's wrong with you? What are you doing?

Pull your pants up!

I'm suffocating down here! I-I can't breathe!

[crowd gasps]

- Ah-ha-ha! - [crowd screams]

I am sorry.

[app beeps] Disculpame.

Disculpame.

Disculpame, disculpame, disculpame, disculpame.

Here. Thanks for not arresting him.

He's a little sick in the head.

Thank you miss.

Tell your boyfriend that we have great psychologists in Tijuana.

[Angelice speaks Spanish] Of course I will. [chuckles]

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Don't worry about it. Are you alright?

I'm loco.

That's what I told the security guard [Angelica chuckles]

- [activates phone recorder] - Me diverti mucho.

PHONE TRANSLATOR: I enjoyed myself.

[chuckles] Really?

Shall we go to Encuentro?

[Angelica chuckles]

You're loco for kissing me after that.

[Angelica chuckles]

[chuckles] Yeah, she paid the guard

with a bottle of wine and batting her eyelashes;

otherwise, I'd be in a Mexican jail right now.

That girl thought you were perving out

and it all ended with a kiss?

- Oh. [laughs] - [Kiki laughs]

Your algorithm was right all along.

And now that you got it out of your system, we could go.

I still think "Compatible" shouldn't be matching people

who don't speak the same language.

I mean, how cool would it be

if we stayed a few more days, huh?

Not cool at all.

Maximillion's people sent some logistics to go over

before they draw up the contract.

Hey, Karina!

Hey.

Hey, True. So, how'd it go?

Great. I mean, horrible, but great.

Listen, I'm gonna ask you a strange question.

I'm listening.

Can you teach me Spanish?

What did I tell you?

That I should learn Spanish.

A-and I'm willing to pay. I-I'm a good student.

I'm a line cook. I'm a student and I'm a mother.

I'm not a Spanish teacher.

Please. I know you can do it.

I'm sorry, I can't help you.

Karina, please?

I-I'm a quick learner.

I can, I'll-I'll come during the day.

I'll just observe and learn.

Aren't you leaving tonight?

Um, no. I want to stay a few more days.

You can't learn Spanish in a few days.

I can learn a few key phrases.

Just enough to... look, please? Please?

Tell him $300 dollars a day. - [Karina and Amalia laugh]

Good idea! A high price so he says no.

- [Amalia laughs] - Don't... please don't say no.

I-I heard you say no.

See, I'm already learning Spanish from you.

My manager says $300 a day.

- Done! Yes, deal. - [Amalia laughs]

Wait, what? No!

I'm sorry. A deal's a deal.

- We already fived on it. - [Karina sighs]

- When do we start? - God, okay, fine.

Meet me inside in ten minutes.

[chuckles] Awesome.

I'll be the best student you ever had.

Don't worry, it's easy.

I've been speaking two languages my whole life.

BENNY: Why the hell are you so happy?

Okay, don't be mad,

but I'm going to stay a few more days.

What? Why?

I hired a tutor. I'm going to learn Spanish.

- Wow. - True, we came.

We saw. You didn't conquer.

We're gone.

I can do this, Benny.

Then I'll be a hundred percent certain

I feel comfortable not telling Maximillion

- about the glitch. - There is no glitch.

If you tell him that, you will sabotage this deal.

You know what? Fine, stay.

You do this every time.

Do what?

You leave me to take it to the finish line.

What are you talking about?

If it wasn't for me, you wouldn't have an app.

If it wasn't for me,

you wouldn't have a $10 million deal.

I'm getting real tired of picking up your slack.

What's that supposed to mean?

- Huh? - Guys, guys, guys, stop. Stop.

Benny, I will stay here with him, okay?

We'll work from here.

Whatever.

You're going to do what you want anyway.

That went well.

[car starts and drives off]

Hmm. Come on.

[accordion music plays]

If she doesn't say yes, the lesson's pointless.

- [message sent notification] - Sent.

[exhales] You think she'll say yes?

[exhales] I'm five years old.

I have no idea.

True, come antes de que empezemos.

Are you talking to me?

Your lesson started. Comer means eat.

Have something before we start.

[phone message notification]

She said no.

- You're kidding. - [laughs] Yes, I am.

She said to meet her here at eight o'clock.

Ah-ha! [laughs]

TRUE: You have a mean streak but it doesn't matter

because I have a date tonight.

- Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! - If you have a date tonight,

we better start the lesson.

Oh, okay.

A-E-I-O-U. Let's begin with the vowels.

A.

No. Don't open your mouth so wide.

Smaller, like you're saying... [kicks True]

Aw! Oh-o-oh! There's that mean streak again.

- Oh, that deserves a tickle. - [Amalia screams]

Tickle [indistinct]. [laughs]

Get out of here, you.

AMALIA: Ah-ah-ah-ah! Ah-ah!

Oh man, she's too cute.

Did you really strip down to your chonies

at the winery?

You heard about that too?

The whole town heard about it.

[exhales] I'm really claustrophobic.

I-I don't know, I just-sometime... ah.

Tacos is not a first-date food for you, is it? [chuckles]

You're a mess.

[True chuckles]

Look, um, you're on the right track.

If a man traveled across the border

and paid way too much to learn Spanish...

I'd hit that.

[laughs] You're one classy dame.

How do you say dog in Spanish?

KARINA: Perro.

Kiki is a hair.

Oh boy, [chuckles], we have some work to do.

Okay.

Let's start with some phrases.

- Hola. - Hola.

- Me llamo... - Me llamo...

KARINA: True. - True.

- Bien. TRUE: Bien.

- Good job. - Good job. Oh-ah...

"Muy bien" means good job.

- Hmm, okay. - [Karina laughs]

- Okay. - [Karina speaks Spanish]

[speaks Spanish] The chocolate?

- No. It's high five. TRUE: Oh.

- Oh. - [Karina laughs]

[True repeating Spanish phrases to himself] Angelica, you're beautiful.

Oh, hey, good evening, Regina.

- Oh, good evening. - Hmm.

- Have you got a minute? - Oh, yeah.

- Sit down, please. - Sure.

Enrique is not your average lawyer, is he?

[chuckles] That's the understatement of the year.

No, ma'am. [clears throat]

And um, I hear you really like Valle

despite the near-death experience

you had at the winery?

You heard about that too?

[chuckles] Well, everyone did.

Well, I-I-I promise not to take my clothes off

for the rest of the trip. [chuckles]

Oh, that's good. [chuckles]

- Oh. - You know,

when I was 25 years old,

my parents wanted me to marry someone they had chosen.

He came from money, education, but I didn't love him.

They tried to force a connection that simply wasn't there.

You don't think Angelica and I have a connection?

No, um...

I think my niece is not an experiment

to test out the validity of your app.

No, I agree.

Hmm-mm. Hmm.

I-I-I'm not a bad guy.

I know you're not, True.

But time is something that young people take for granted.

And I need her to focus on bigger matters.

Do you understand?

And...

[Regina coughs]

I'm sorry.

Excuse me.

[Regina coughs]

[♪♪♪]

[man speaks Spanish to Karina]

[singing in Spanish]

- [knocks table] - Sorry.

Karina...

Hey, True.

[breathes quickly] I can't do it.

Do what?

I'm supposed to meet with Angelica

in just a few minutes and-and it's happening again.

Like I-I'm supposed to meet with her but like...

there is like Regina and then like I-I don't [breathes fast],

and I-I can't even speak English.

How am I supposed to speak Spanish?

So what? She knows that already.

No. It's-it's way worse!

Like when I... when I get nervous, I completely lose it.

[breathes fast] You have to help me.

How?

[breathes fast] You have to listen in

and tell me what to say.

No, I'm working.

How did you communicate with her before?

Over a translation app.

Great. Use that.

No, it's... it's too awkward.

I need to make a good impression.

Please? Please, please, please, please...

Okay. Okay, okay, okay,

- I'll help you. TRUE: Ah, thank you.

But I won't translate anything kinky, okay?

KARINA: Keep it clean. - Got it.

Nothing kinky, clean.

Just clean. Okay.

Ah, ah, can I see your phone please?

Please, please, thank you.

Okay. [breathes heavily] We're connected.

Testes, testes, ah, uno, dos, um...

can you give me one test to go, please?

What are you, like 12?

TRUE: Perfect. Got it. Thank you.

[singing in Spanish]

Hola.

KARINA: Say "Te ves muy hermosa".

Angelica, you're beautiful.

Thank you. And you look very handsome.

She just said you look handsome.

Great. I mean, gracias. [chuckles] Um, hmm? Hmm?

[Angelica speaks Spanish] Thank you. What a gentleman.

[True chuckles]

Oye, que bien estas hablando el Español.

KARINA: She just said you're speaking Spanish well.

Say práctique.

I practiced.

[phone message notification]

TRUE: Ah, everything okay?

Yeah, everything's ok.

An ex-boyfriend?

KARINA: Nice.

Hmm, sí. Su nombre es Daniel.

KARINA: Daniel, that's his name.

Why you and him no more?

Um, okay.

Es immaduro y cuando le da selos, se porta como un bobo.

When he gets jealous, he acts like an idiot.

- Me manda texts hablandome... - He sends her a nice text.

- ...bonito, pero no cambia. - And then he doesn't change.

Sounds like I got like a shot.

KARINA: Sure does.

Shall we take a selfie, True?

Oh, y-yeah. Yeah.

[phone camera clicks]

[speaks Spanish] What a beautiful photo.

It's-it's a good-looking couple. [laughs]

Ah, yeah. It's good.

Tu si les cairías muy bien a mis papás.

She said her parents would really like you.

Yeah. Ah-ah...

Hey!

Ah, oh, ah, please, oh, yeah, yeah. Hmm.

[wine bottle opens]

A toast.

To old loves and new friends.

- Gracias. - [True clears throat]

A toast. To son loves and egg friends.

[both laugh]

[phone message notification]

TRUE: Oh, ah, ah, [speaks Spanish]?

[coughs] No.

Daniel?

- Yes. He got upset over the selfie of us that I sent him. - TRUE: Hmm.

Oh no, she just sent Daniel the selfie.

[True groans]

Do you have the pig feet?

You have pig feet.

Give me the tongue.

Give me the tongue.

Gross.

Oh, no!

You just asked her to give you her tongue.

[True stammers]

Hey, what's that? What's in your ear? Who are you talking to?

KARINA: She's onto us.

She wants to know what's in your ear.

What do we do? I-I...

What's wrong with you, True?

[speaks Spanish] Ah, [chuckles] Um... hmm-mm.

Eh-huh, hey. Hmm? [chuckles] Hmm-mm.

Hmm. Hmm. Hmm-mm. Hmm...

Is this yours?

Ah, oh no. Ah, it's not mine.

I, ah, but I'll take it to lost and found for you.

[chuckles] No problem.

[Angelica speaks Spanish]

Karina?

The number you dialed is no longer in service.

[phone recorder activated]

[into app] A Daniel le encanta los juegos.

PHONE TRANSLATOR: Daniel liked games.

[phone recorder activated]

Ya basta con niños que les gusta perder mi tiempo.

Necesito un hombre verdad.

PHONE TRANSLATOR: Enough with children with their games.

I need a real man.

[phone recorder deactivated]

- [True exhales] - [FaceTime ring tone]

Hey, Benny.

Hey, Max has some pretty exciting news.

I'm going to patch him right through.

- Wait, no I don't... - Konichiwa, boys, I'm in Toko

with my business partner.

And guess what?

He loves, absolutely loves the app.

So, he adores Dalmatians.

And what happened is that it matched him

with a very attractive firefighter.

I'd say three months,

we want to release "Compatible" throughout Asia.

Maximillion, that's fantastic.

Right, it is.

But for me, what's really fantastic

is my dream came true.

Betty Boop bought me this kimono.

I didn't even... even ask for it.

Somehow, she knew I love kimonos.

I haven't worn a kimono in like 15 years.

So look at you boys, I mean, you're cyber Cupids.

I mean, that is so neat. Betty and...

ah, Betty.

Don't... [laughs]

- Mr. Woods, um... okay. Yeah. MAX: Betty, not now.

MAX: I'm... [laughs] - Go ahead.

Take all the time you need.

I'm talking to my future partners, Betty. [laughs]

It's um... um...

[True clears throat]

It's, ah, Mr. Woods, as I was saying, um,

there are a lot of different languages in Asia

and based on my recent experience,

I think it's important that there be a language quotient

- on the next variable. - Oh no, I... bad action.

[cuts call with Max Woods]

What the hell, True?

I didn't prove the app works, Benny.

I only proved it doesn't work.

Just get your ass back here and let's finish this deal.

One more day?

Where's Kiki? I'll make him bring you back.

I need one more day.

Dammit, True.

You know what? Fine. [exhales]

The biggest moment of your life,

and you're going to leave me alone.

You're being dramatic.

You want dramatic?

How's this?

Ah-ah.

[Mexican music]

[Karina humming]

[knock on door]

♪ Lilly comes when you Stop to call her ♪

♪ Lilly runs When you look away ♪

[knock on door]

♪ Lilly comes when you... ♪

Sí, ¿quien es?

TRUE: True.

♪ Lilly runs When you look away ♪

[exhales] I need your help, please.

At nine at night?

[exhales] I know,

but I keep playing tonight over in my head.

All right, come in.

But you have to be quiet

because Amalia and my mom are asleep.

Got it.

Looks like someone's hungry.

Oh, I'm working on some appetizers

for the scholarship cook-off.

You know what?

You'll be my sous chef while you sulk.

[chuckles] Don't ask.

It's my mother's weight loss plan. [chuckles]

Don't I look hot?

[Karina and True laugh]

In fact...

[sniffs] Oh, that's a lovely question.

If I win the Miss Valle de Guadalupe pageant,

I'll find homes for all the street dogs.

I'll erect street signs so no one gets lost.

And I'll solve world hunger

with Karina's amazing cooking.

[Karina and True laugh]

- Shh. - Oh, oops.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

- Knock it off. - Sorry.

And start beating those eggs.

Okay.

Bad eggs. Bad eggs.

- Bad eggs. Bad eggs. - [both laugh]

- True! - I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Oh um, if you go a little faster like this,

it'll make them a little fluffier.

Got it.

Ah, wait, why did you come here?

[exhales] I screwed up.

She's impetuous like that.

She likes daring type of guys.

Daring?

She wants to see the world.

Bungee jump off bridges, that kind of crap.

Around here?

That's how she met you.

Regina had no idea that she was gone partying in San Diego.

Could you rinse these?

- Hey, True? - Yeah?

Of all the apps

- you could have created... - [tap water starts running]

...why a dating app?

Well, after my father left my mother,

she always said there was the perfect match

for her out there somewhere.

[tap water stops]

Just never seemed to find it.

Your poor mom.

I figured I-I wouldn't leave it to chance,

so I decided I'd create

the perfect mathematical formula for love.

You think math can help you find love?

Of course. I mean, if you weigh in value,

mutual likes and dislikes, add proximity detectors

and process it all using the latest targeted

advertising algorithms, you get "Compatible".

Boop.

[chuckles] How unromantic. Boop.

What are you doing?

I'm creating your profile.

Humor me.

Karina?

- Salas. - Salas.

That's... that's right.

Now a quote.

"The flavor of life is made with love, sweat and tears."

Ah, so silly.

I'm an aspiring chef.

My friends would say I'm loving, patient, funny.

I'm a great Spanish tutor...

and I love my family.

Looking for someone ready to adore me.

- Oh! - I'm an idiot.

- Shoot. - Ah.

Ah. [exhales]

Ah. I-I shouldn't be doing this.

I'm-I'm sorry. I-I...

Look, True, I um, I'm married.

What? [breathes fast]

He's not here.

He left to the States to help us out financially.

It was supposed to be a year. It's been three.

[True exhales]

- Ah! - You should go.

- Ah! - You have to go.

You should...

TRUE: Yeah. Yeah. Ah!

[exhales deeply]

[knock on door]

[sighs]

[♪♪♪]

[regular tap of knives on boards]

[birds chirping]

Thanks for meeting me and not ignoring my text.

Um...

[Angelica speaks Spanish] Like this?

Where's the library?

[phone translator speaks Spanish]

[speaks Spanish]

PHONE TRANSLATOR: I understand everything you say.

- ¿Que es? PHONE TRANSLATOR: What is this?

It's called a pilot.

Kiki got it from this girl named Aureli.

[phone translator speaks Spanish]

Look, um, I'm sorry I pretended like I knew Spanish

and for taking my clothes off, and for pretty much everything.

This is me.

I-I like plain beef tacos and-and gluten free beer.

I'm not an adventurous guy,

and-and I'm not really a wine guy either.

I'm pretty simple, but I do know I like you,

and it... the app matched us for a reason.

And-and if you just have some tacos with me

and-and a beer,

ah, I think you'll find that I'm a pretty cool guy.

[phone translator speaks Spanish]

[speaks Spanish]

PHONE TRANSLATOR: You know what? - [speaks Spanish]

PHONE TRANSLATOR: Daniel always does what Daniel wants.

[speaks Spanish]

PHONE TRANSLATOR: And here you are doing this for me.

[speaks Spanish]

PHONE TRANSLATOR: It's like my mom says...

[speaks Spanish]

PHONE TRANSLATOR: ...one nail removes another.

Yeah. I have no idea what that means.

[Angelica chuckles]

[phone translator speaks Spanish]

[speaks Spanish]

PHONE TRANSLATOR: That's what I love about you.

[speaks Spanish]

PHONE TRANSLATOR: You make me laugh.

[motorbike approaching]

[speaks Spanish]

PHONE TRANSLATOR: This can't be.

[♪♪♪]

Ah.

Ah.

[chefs chopping]

Angelica, who's he?

[phone translator speaks Spanish]

- Daniel. PHONE TRANSLATOR: Daniel.

Daniel?

Dos meses sin ver tus lindos ojos...

PHONE TRANSLATOR: Two months without your beautiful eyes.

...y mi alma revive con una sola mirada.

PHONE TRANSLATOR: And my soul revives with just one glance.

Ah, hmm-mm. Daniel, [speaks Spanish].

PHONE TRANSLATOR: Daniel, what are you doing here?

[Daniel speaks Spanish]

PHONE TRANSLATOR: I couldn't stand a second more.

[Daniel speaks Spanish]

PHONE TRANSLATOR: I traveled three days.

[Daniel speaks Spanish]

PHONE TRANSLATOR: I had to see you.

Ah, hola. So I'm, so I'm so sorry... so I'm... s...

[clears throat] Soy True. I'm True so...

Daniel [speaks Spanish].

PHONE TRANSLATOR: Daniel, remember the friend

I told you about, True?

- [speaks Spanish] PHONE TRANSLATOR: Hey.

- No. Daniel. PHONE TRANSLATOR: No. Daniel.

[speaks Spanish]

PHONE TRANSLATOR: Don't hit him.

[chuckles] I'm not going to hit you.

- [True chuckles] - [speaks Spanish]

PHONE TRANSLATOR: I'm not going to hit him.

[Daniel speaks Spanish]

PHONE TRANSLATOR: I'm changing my way.

Hmm-mm. [speaks Spanish]

PHONE TRANSLATOR: All of a sudden.

Nice to meet you, True.

[phone translator speaks Spanish]

Any friend of Angelica is a friend of mine.

It's a pleasure to meet you too.

[phone translator speaks Spanish]

It's a pretty kick-ass bike you got there.

[phone translator speaks Spanish]

Thanks, I restored it myself.

- It's awesome. - You know how to ride?

[chuckles] Huh? Sure, yeah. Totally.

- All right. - You never forget. [chuckles]

[True clears throat]

[Angelica speaks Spanish]

PHONE TRANSLATOR: You're so annoying.

Hey.

Is it... is it... is it on? Is it...

[phone translator speaks Spanish]

TRUE: You got to pump it?

You got to turn on the key first.

Oh. Ah, got it.

[phone translator speaks Spanish]

Cool.

- [motorbike starts] - I knew that, by the way.

I knew that... I knew you... where that was... ready?

- Here I go. - Rev it up.

TRUE: I don't know, man. [laughs nervously]

All right, here we go. One, two, three.

Woah, woah, woah, woah, wah!

[motorbike crashes]

Oh my...

True!

[True groaning]

- True! - [Daniel groaning]

- True! - I'm so sorry. [coughs]

[Angelica speaks Spanish] Are you ok?

Calm down, Daniel!

No, no, I'll fix everything.

- Tranquilo. - [speaks Spanish]

My love look, I want to punch him in the face, but nothing!

TRUE: I will fix everything. I am so sorry.

- No, no, no. - I know you restored it...

but I will... I will-you-the... this is...

Don't worry about it.

I'll take care of...

[True groaning and panting]

[knock on door]

Kiki, we're leaving back to San Diego.

We're heading back in 15 minutes.

Why are you leaving?

Hey.

Staying was a mistake.

[exhales] I just can't stop thinking about the way

she looked at him. I can't get it out of my mind.

At who?

Daniel.

He's here?

[sniffs] He rode in on his motorcycle,

looking all Sons of Anarchy with his muscles and his hair

and she just completely melted.

Man, I just... I don't know what it is,

but that guy has such a hold on her.

I made a fool of myself. I just... I fell apart.

Apparently, I get flustered in front of beautiful men too.

Don't worry about him.

Daniel es un bruto; you're funny.

You listen to women,

and you're willing to take a chance on love.

Benny was right.

I came, I saw, I didn't conquer.

[sniffs] It's time to go home.

No, you can't leave now.

[exhales] You owe it to yourself to fight.

How was it going before Daniel showed up?

She wanted to give me a chance,

but I blew it when I crashed his motorcycle.

You crashed his motorcycle?

- Yeah. - [laughs]

That's awesome.

[laughs]

That is not awesome! [chuckles] He was so mad.

True, listen. About last night... I just...

Oh, so hot in Valle! Aurelie is so gorgeous.

All she wants is the Kiki.

TRUE: We're heading back to San Diego.

If you can be ready in an hour,

I'm telling Sabi to take us to the border.

What? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No, Aurelie invited us to a party tonight.

Bro, I've been here for you for the last three days.

The least you could do is be here for me.

Kiki, it's time...

No, no!

Tonight we dance and you... get a babysitter.

You're coming with us.

Oh, I should probably rest for the cook off...

No, pshhh. No, more Mr. Nice Kiki.

Only Mr. Dancing Kiki.

[starts dancing salsa]

[dance music playing]

[Karina speaks Spanish]

[True coughs]

- Ugh. - Wow.

Are you feeling better?

[exhales] Angelica who?

[Karina chuckles]

You know any of these people?

Many of them. It's a small community.

Everyone knows everyone. They all know about you.

What? What do they know?

[chuckles] They have bets going on

whether Angelica's going to fall for you or not.

No, they do not.

Yeah. [laughs]

[True exhales]

They don't know about Daniel.

I could make a lot of money with that useful info.

Hey, I'm hurting here.

[laughs] Stop.

[True chuckles]

[Karina exhales]

[music playing in background]

So I um, have news...

Carlos was deported. My husband.

What? No way.

Yeah, he's being held at the border,

and we're not sure when he'll be released.

Wow.

He started a new family.

What?

He has a little boy named Carlitos.

Son of a useless mother.

You are scary when you speak Spanish.

[Karina laughs]

[True chuckles]

You know what?

Forget Angelica, forget Carlos.

No more talking.

Tonight, we dance.

[laughs] Okay. [laughs]

KIKI: Hey True, Karina!

TRUE: Hey, Kiki!

- [Karina laughs] - Hey!

- [Karina laughs] - You made it! Hey! Cheers, man.

- Oh my gosh. [laughs] - Hey, look who's here.

[all talking indistinctly]

[Karina and True laugh and chatter]

KARINA: My friend was a [indistinct]. Yes.

TRUE: Oh no. [chuckles] KARINA: I know. [laughs]

Ah. Oh.

Isn't this beautiful?

[exhales] It's so peaceful out here.

[Karina exhales]

My app is stupid.

No, it's not.

But don't you think, in the end,

it's people's true nature what really makes the relationship

either stick or not?

I hope not,

because my true nature is to be a huge dork.

[laughs] You know what pisses me off?

What?

It's been over for about a year.

I haven't been in love with Carlos,

but I hung in there because we made vows.

Right.

And because we have Amalia.

Right. I mean, you're not the only one

that's been waiting for him.

- So is she. - Exactly.

He doesn't think that I've had feelings for others?

Exactly.

I have needs too.

- Of course, you do. - [exhales] I'm such a fool.

Here I am being faithful...

Idiot. I mean him, not you.

...fighting my feelings for you.

Exactly... wait, what? What? What?

I'm such a bad friend...

But I can't help what I'm feeling.

Karina...

[♪♪♪]

REGINA: Welcome to our annual culinary cook-off contest.

[applause]

Encuentro Regina Scholarship was started five years ago.

Our goal is to develop the talents

of our local aspiring chefs

and send them to study with the masters of the world.

Judges, please take your seats at the table.

[applause]

Ladies and gentlemen, our chefs:

Karina, Carmela, and Ricardo.

- [applause and cheering] MAN: Karina!

REGINA: Our chefs have prepared a three-course meal

for our judges,

and they will now present the appetizers.

[applause]

[phone message notification]

And now, it's time for the main course.

[applause]

- Oh, excuse me. - Watch it, man.

Excuse me. S-sorry.

REGINA: Bueno. We will give the judges

30 minutes to make their selection.

In the meantime, continue to enjoy our wine

and delicacies of our region.

[applause]

[True types on phone]

There you are.

Did you get this text from Benny?

Yeah, that's why I've been trying to get a hold of you.

- What's going on? - I-I don't know.

Benny's gone off the rails.

ANGELICA: True.

- Oh, ah... I need a second. - What?

- Can you give me one second? - No, no, no.

I just... just one second, please? Thank you.

[sighs] Ah, whatever. I'm going to call him.

Thanks. Um...

- Hola. - Hola. Um...

Hmm-mm.

I have something to tell you.

[phone translator speaks Spanish]

[speaks Spanish]

PHONE TRANSLATOR: I also have something to tell you.

I understand how you feel for Daniel.

[phone translator speaks Spanish]

[speaks Spanish]

PHONE TRANSLATOR: Daniel wants me to go back with him

- to Mexico City. - I get it.

I-I get it. [chuckles]

[phone translator speaks Spanish]

No. [speaks Spanish]

PHONE TRANSLATOR: No, I don't want to.

[♪♪♪]

Ah... ah, Karina, it's-it's not what you think.

PHONE TRANSLATOR: Karina, [speaks Spanish]

Ah!

Ah.

Karina, please.

Carlos please, I can't do this.

Karina, I'm talking to you!

[speaks Spanish]

PHONE TRANSLATOR: You know what? Your app doesn't work.

- My friends created my profile. - [True exhales]

You and I have nothing in common, you idiot.

[True breathes profusely]

[speaks Spanish] Karina, please.

[both argue in Spanish] - No, Carlos. You're shameless. How dare you show up here?

- Is everything okay? - Let go of me, Carlos!

- Who's this idiot? - A friend. [in English] This is my husband.

REGINA: Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention...

[speaks Spanish]

REGINA: Please. Everyone...

Oh! Oh! Ow. [coughs]

REGINA: ...the judges have made their decision.

And it is unanimous.

KIKI: Jesus, True. - Whoa...

- You okay? - Uh-uh.

- Hey, get up. Ah. - [True groans]

Hey, we got to get back to San Diego now.

- [True breathes heavily] - I just got a PDF

from Benny's lawyer.

You're Benny's lawyer.

Not anymore. He screwed us, man.

- [True groans] - He screwed us hard. Okay?

Now, he's going forward with "Compatible" without you.

- [True groans] - Come on, we got to go.

REGINA: The winner of this year's

culinary cook-off contest scholarship is

Karina Salas.

[applause]

Karina!

[train bell rings]

[♪♪♪]

[Kiki clears throat]

Benny, how could you do this?

We've been best friends since the seventh grade.

Don't talk to my partner.

Your partner? Benny's my partner.

He was your partner.

I spent my whole career

making snap judgements on people's characters.

And 99.999% of the time, I'm right.

The first time I met you, I didn't like you.

You had some good ideas, but you're not a winner.

You're like a whiny little wiener.

It's not true.

You don't even know what the truth is.

You spend your whole time chasing dreams

instead of grabbing onto reality.

For once in your life, do the right thing!

[Max bangs on table]

Here is an offer from Mr. Vaswani and Mr. Woods.

I think you'll find it quite fair.

We're going to proceed with the three F's.

Fun, fast, and fair for all.

I got another F-word for you, buddy.

I trusted you.

"Compatible" was my idea, Benny.

True, you can trust me, but I can't trust you.

What?

I would never do something like this to you.

BENNY: Oh, but you did.

This last week,

you abandoned our company for a chick?

But it's not just about this last week, man.

From the beginning, you've been insecure,

unable to pull the trigger on anything,

and yes, it was your idea, but without me,

"Compatible" would simply be that... an idea.

I've made this into a reality.

What we are offering is more than fair, True.

Don't say my name.

T-t-t-r-r-r-oo-oo-oo.

Don't say my name.

- True. - No.

- Ta-rue. - Don't...

- True! - Don't say my name!

Ta-ha-hoa-ruea.

- Don't! - A-True!

- Don't! - True!

Bless you! Don't! Don't!

Choo, choo, choo, choo, True!

A choo-choo train? Don't!

[blows raspberry] True.

- Shut up! - True!

Okay, gentlemen, let's just settle down, huh?

Ah, Mr. Andrews and I will look over your offer

and get back to you with our decision.

I know my decision. No! My answer is 'No' now.

It's 'No' tomorrow. It'll be 'No' forever!

That's okay.

Thank you very much.

Let's go, True. Let's go. Come on. Let's go.

- No! - Thank you.

- No! - Let's go.

Come on, just watch your step. Let's go. Come on.

TRUE: You can suck my app!

Can you believe that guy?

I actually can't.

Oh, oh, okay. This is extreme.

I'm not signing those papers, Kiki.

Son of... he pulled a Zuckerberg on us.

But-but-but Benny did give you two options.

A, they could buy you out,

or B, you could be a silent partner

with no voting rights.

I don't care if they offer me three times that amount.

I'm not selling or giving up what's mine.

How can he do this to me?

Hey, hey, hey.

You don't have to accept his terms. All right?

Ah, you definitely won't get the deal from Maximillion,

but we can find another investor.

Without me, "Compatible" will die.

[mobile phone rings]

Hello?

Hola, Sabi.

Oh, no.

Thank you for letting me know.

Adios.

Everything okay?

No. Regina died.

[somber music playing]

[Sabi sniffs]

[exhales] It was a beautiful funeral.

I bet the whole town was here.

I should've told her that I loved her.

She knew. I mean, we all did.

[sniffs] What am I going to do without her?

She was my best friend.

First Benny, now Regina.

[True sighs]

Benny died?

Oh, no, no. I-I... he-he screwed me.

He doesn't want to be my business partner.

[Sabi exhales]

[Sabi sniffling, exhales]

I spent so many years talking about business with Regina,

I was never able to tell her what I felt.

Don't make the same mistake I did.

You want me to tell Benny I love him?

[Sabi exhales]

[Sabi speaks Spanish] The more I teach you, the dumber I get. [sniffs]

So, what happens with Encuentro Regina now?

We're about to find out.

[♪♪♪]

[muted conversation]

Kiki, what are you doing?

Thank you all for coming.

My name is Enrique Calderon,

and for those of you who don't know me,

I'm an attorney.

Two weeks ago, Regina asked me to make some changes

to her last will and testament.

[Karina whispers in Spanish]

Now these documents are drafted in English

and I've asked Sabi to translate to Spanish

for those of us who are in need of it.

[reading] I, Regina Aragon, being of sound mind and body,

leave the following as my final will and testament.

Encuentro Regina has been more than a business.

It was created out of love.

- [Karina translates in Spanish] - We shared this love

with visitors from all around the world.

[Karina translates in Spanish]

I tried to prepare somebody to take over

when I would no longer be here,

but found not one person qualified to run the business.

[Karina translates in Spanish]

Qué!

KIKI [reading]: I am not leaving Encuentro to any one of you.

FEMALE EMPLOYEE: Wow. [Sabi speaks Spanish]

[Angelica speaks Spanish]

I am leaving it to ALL of you

to own, manage, and grow together.

The vineyard, hotel, restaurant, and all properties and assets

will be owned in common by all employees.

[Sabi speaks Spanish] FEMALE EMPLOYEE: Wow.

KIKI [reading]: To my niece, Angelica Beltran,

I leave 20% of the business

as long as she stays to work and manage it

for a period of not less than five years.

[Karina translates in Spanish]

KIKI [reading]: To Sabio Segovia,

I leave 10% of the business

in honor of his years of loyal and dedicated service.

The remainder of the business is to be shared equally

among all salaried employees,

currently under staff, with Encuentro Regina.

With all of my love and gratitude, Regina Aragon.

[female employee cries]

[chuckles] Hey.

That was a surprise!

Yeah. Um, sorry I couldn't tell you sooner.

Ah, Regina wanted to keep it a secret

until after she passed.

You mean, she knew she was dying?

Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah. Pobrecita.

She didn't know if it was three days or three months,

but she knew it was terminal.

So, you two never...?

Ah, no. Hell no.

I let your twisted little brain jump to its own conclusion.

You're a sly dog, Kiki.

Yeah. Yeah.

[exhales] Well, I'm glad things all worked out in the end.

Well, I hope so.

I mean, they have their work cut out for them.

What do you mean?

The winery is heavily in debt.

Regina had a major US-based distributor pull out

after the political situation changed.

I mean, it's not going to be easy for them

to keep this place, you know?

I'm sure they'll pull it off.

Excuse me, buddy. I got to talk to someone.

Yeah, absolutely. Go ahead.

Sabi, can I have a moment?

Sí.

Um, do you know where Karina went?

She left in a hurry.

I messed up.

As long as there is breath left in you...

and breath in her, there's still a chance.

Why don't you stay, fix things with her?

A wise man once told me... when love is ready, I'd know.

[True chuckles]

[Angelica cries]

TRUE: Can I talk to her for a moment?

DANIEL: Yeah, sure.

[birds chirping]

Hmm. [sniffles]

I'm sorry I wasted your time.

[phone translator speaks Spanish]

Ah! [speaks Spanish]

PHONE TRANSLATOR: You didn't waste my time.

I just wanted a beautiful and smart girl to love.

[phone translator speaks Spanish]

- That would love me back. - [translator speaks Spanish]

True... [speaks Spanish]

PHONE TRANSLATOR: True, you do have

- a beautiful woman who loves you. - [speaks Spanish]

PHONE TRANSLATOR: Go to her.

I have to do something first.

[♪♪♪]

[door closes]

[stall door closes]

[jeans unbuckle]

BENNY: Hmm.

[door opens]

[Benny urinates]

I'd know that cheap watch anywhere.

3:30 on the dot. It's been said before

that you can set a clock by your bowel movement.

It's over, True.

Just sign the papers and let me take my dump in peace.

This isn't the time or place for this.

Oh, I think this is the perfect place

for a piece of crap like you.

So it's like that now?

See, I just had a little chat with Betty.

The cleaning lady?

And I just slipped her a hundred dollars

to take every bit of paper out of this bathroom.

Good luck wiping with the air blower.

That's not funny, True.

[door closes]

True?

[♪♪♪] - True! Come back here.

[Benny shouting] Spare a square!

[♪♪♪]

[to Mom over phone]: I'm cutting you off financially.

I don't care, Mom. I... oh, I'll call you back.

Hi, hi, hi... Hi Betty.

Hi, Maxi.

[Max sniffs]

BETTY: Hmm. MAX: Hmm.

Hmm. You're so hot. Oh.

Yeah.

BETTY: Oh. Ah. MAX: Ah-ah.

Sometimes you do things that seem wrong...

[Betty exhales]

...because it's the right thing to do.

Betty, don't leave this here.

You know I'm a germaphobe.

What the hell are you doing here?

Hey, hey, don't... don't be mad at Betty, okay?

Don't be mad at... and hey, I got...

I got hand sanitizer, all right? No big deal.

Look, I'm here for a second chance.

I've been in Valle de Guadalupe with a truly incredible woman

and I blew it.

Shocker! That's your plea for a second chance?

"Compatible" matched me with her.

But a machine isn't enough.

Love doesn't work that way.

But if it wasn't for "Compatible",

I never would have went down to Mexico.

I never would have made a fool of myself

and I never would have met the most incredible,

hardworking woman in the world.

Are you here to brag, son?

[exhales] No.

"Compatible" said your favorite's Tempranillo.

And that's a copy of all the emails Benny sent

backstabbing me.

If he can turn on someone he's known

since the seventh grade,

what's he going to do with someone he just met?

What is this?

I signed. I'm taking your deal.

Ah! I guess you're...

not the wiener I thought you were.

Good luck.

[tractor chugging along]

SABI: Last year, we had a heat wave that dried the grapes,

but this year, it's been plentiful.

TRUE: It's the most beautiful place in Valle de Guadalupe.

SABI: True, how are you? TRUE: Good. [chuckles]

SABI: Mr. Mendez, this is True Andrews,

he's a friend of the family.

True, this is Mr. Marco Mendez.

He's um... he's buying Encuentro Regina.

We'll simply call it Encuentro, of course.

TRUE: We're not changing the name.

True, what are you talking about?

Mr. Mendez is buying the vineyard.

He can call it what he wants.

Sorry. Can I have a moment?

SABI: Excuse us.

What is this?

You said you needed an investor.

True, I can't accept this.

You worked so hard on your app.

I'll create a new app,

or I won't. Besides, it's done.

Ah.

Ah, I get it.

You don't want to be my partner either.

I may be old, but I'm not a pendejo.

I'm sorry, Mr. Mendez, but the vineyard is already sold.

I'll explain it over a bottle of wine.

Ah, Sabi, I need to talk to Karina.

Ah, mijo, she won the contest.

She's leaving for Spain today. [exhales]

She's catching a bus to the airport from Ensenada.

TRUE: Sorry, big guy.

SABI: Um, do you prefer red or white?

[♪♪♪]

¿Todo bien?

Tengo un flat tiro.

Don't ever tell anyone I was your Spanish tutor.

[True chuckles]

I see you've been working out.

[inhales] Hmm. I figured if I wore this,

you couldn't stay mad at me.

[chuckles] You're right.

But I haven't been mad at you.

I just, I-I was at first, but I talked to Angelica.

[inhales] We're good.

Okay, great. And ah, what about Carlos?

He's out of the picture. We're no longer married.

So fast?

Have you heard of a Mexican divorce?

You guys have drive-thru weddings,

we have drive-thru divorces.

I can't say I'm sorry to hear that.

What does True want?

He wants me to forgive him and be his girlfriend. Should I?

No.

Come on. Are you serious?

You have to be kidding.

[laughs] Yes, I am. I am kidding.

[all laugh]

I have to go.

I'll wait for you.

[♪♪♪]

KARINA: Check the app.

[True chuckles]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

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[Mariachi version of "In Other Words" plays]

[music fades out]