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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,825 --> 00:00:21,461 1994. Welcome to Staten Island, 2 00:00:21,528 --> 00:00:24,397 a great year and a great place to grow up. 3 00:00:31,437 --> 00:00:34,340 That's Stacey, my hula girl. 4 00:00:34,407 --> 00:00:36,442 Oh, oh, that's me in high school. 5 00:00:36,509 --> 00:00:37,978 Man, look at that hair. 6 00:00:38,045 --> 00:00:40,181 I look just like Chandler Bing, right? 7 00:00:40,247 --> 00:00:41,882 Just go with it. 8 00:00:41,949 --> 00:00:45,451 ♪ You're always asking what it's all about ♪ 9 00:00:45,518 --> 00:00:47,188 Rooty-toot-toot! 10 00:00:47,254 --> 00:00:50,757 - Hey, Q. - Hey! 11 00:00:50,825 --> 00:00:52,293 Hey, how's your sister doing? 12 00:00:52,358 --> 00:00:55,996 Wouldn't you like to know? 13 00:00:56,063 --> 00:00:58,132 I would. I really would. 14 00:00:58,199 --> 00:01:01,168 ♪ Your purple prose just gives you away ♪ 15 00:01:01,235 --> 00:01:03,570 ♪ The things you say ♪ 16 00:01:03,636 --> 00:01:05,306 ♪ You're unbelievable ♪ 17 00:01:05,371 --> 00:01:06,472 Dad. 18 00:01:06,539 --> 00:01:07,774 Can I have permission to go 19 00:01:07,842 --> 00:01:09,310 to the Paula Abdul concert, please? 20 00:01:09,375 --> 00:01:10,743 - Go, Sal, go. - I know the rules, Dad. 21 00:01:10,811 --> 00:01:12,745 I will check in, I will beep you, I'll call. 22 00:01:12,813 --> 00:01:14,514 Okay, rule number one, we love each other. 23 00:01:14,581 --> 00:01:15,883 Rule number two, see rule number one. 24 00:01:15,950 --> 00:01:17,284 Please get out of the house and go. 25 00:01:17,350 --> 00:01:19,419 Okay. People smoke marijuana. 26 00:01:19,485 --> 00:01:20,753 Do the weed. Take a shot. 27 00:01:20,821 --> 00:01:22,655 Just get out of the house. Please, go. 28 00:01:22,722 --> 00:01:23,423 Just go! 29 00:01:24,859 --> 00:01:27,760 Oh, hey, Q! I'll be right there. 30 00:01:30,730 --> 00:01:33,133 ♪ The things you say ♪ 31 00:01:34,802 --> 00:01:35,768 ♪ Your purple prose just gives you away ♪ 32 00:01:35,836 --> 00:01:37,838 ♪ The things you say ♪ 33 00:01:37,905 --> 00:01:40,473 ♪ You're unbelievable ♪ 34 00:01:40,540 --> 00:01:42,076 ♪ Oh! ♪ 35 00:01:43,143 --> 00:01:45,145 Hey, fellas. 36 00:01:47,580 --> 00:01:49,582 'Sup? My best friend, Sal. 37 00:01:49,649 --> 00:01:52,719 And there's Q too. Hey, guys. 38 00:01:55,755 --> 00:01:57,557 ♪ Whoa, man! ♪ 39 00:01:59,360 --> 00:02:01,095 ♪ Seemingly lastless, don't mean you can ask us ♪ 40 00:02:01,161 --> 00:02:03,364 Oh-ho-ho! 41 00:02:03,429 --> 00:02:04,899 ♪ Think of the fine times ♪ 42 00:02:04,965 --> 00:02:05,866 Boys! 43 00:02:05,933 --> 00:02:07,334 - I have a question. - Yeah? 44 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:08,369 Are you forever my girl? 45 00:02:08,434 --> 00:02:09,303 Straight up. Now, tell me. 46 00:02:09,370 --> 00:02:10,637 - Whoo! - Yeah! 47 00:02:10,703 --> 00:02:11,704 - That's right, watch it. - Oh, come on, Joe. 48 00:02:11,771 --> 00:02:13,340 - Come on. - Comin' in hot. 49 00:02:13,406 --> 00:02:15,376 All right, watch that... watch that leather back there. 50 00:02:15,441 --> 00:02:17,111 You're the worst. 51 00:02:17,177 --> 00:02:19,712 ♪ The things you say ♪ 52 00:02:19,780 --> 00:02:22,316 ♪ You're unbelievable ♪ 53 00:02:22,383 --> 00:02:23,951 Hey, Abdul. 54 00:02:24,018 --> 00:02:25,485 Too bad we don't have tickets. 55 00:02:25,551 --> 00:02:27,453 Tickets? Tickets are for losers, dude. 56 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:28,621 I got a plan. 57 00:02:34,594 --> 00:02:36,562 - Who gets the small? - Hey! 58 00:02:36,629 --> 00:02:38,498 - Really? - Yeah, why not? 59 00:02:38,564 --> 00:02:41,068 Hmm. Well, who's ready to party tonight? 60 00:02:41,135 --> 00:02:42,535 What are you doing? 61 00:02:42,602 --> 00:02:43,971 - I'm being hype man. - He hyped you right there. 62 00:02:44,038 --> 00:02:45,873 Joey's a great hype man, and I know hype men. 63 00:02:45,940 --> 00:02:47,841 Yeah, throughout history, there's been many a hype man. 64 00:02:47,908 --> 00:02:50,510 - Who? - Thomas Edison had one. 65 00:02:50,576 --> 00:02:51,812 - Gandhi. - Caesar. 66 00:02:51,879 --> 00:02:53,680 Okay, all right, Caesar had a hype man. 67 00:02:53,746 --> 00:02:54,915 You guys should look it up. 68 00:02:54,982 --> 00:02:57,084 Who was Caesar's hype man, then? 69 00:02:57,151 --> 00:02:58,085 Jeff. 70 00:02:58,152 --> 00:02:59,353 I'm done. 71 00:02:59,420 --> 00:03:00,387 I'm done with this. I'm done... 72 00:03:00,453 --> 00:03:01,554 - Can we go? - Yeah. 73 00:03:02,925 --> 00:03:08,999 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 74 00:03:11,966 --> 00:03:13,434 - 'Scuse! - On the left. 75 00:03:13,499 --> 00:03:15,102 - Excuse you. Excuse me. - Up on the right. 76 00:03:15,169 --> 00:03:17,704 - You. Excuse you. Security. - On the left. 77 00:03:17,770 --> 00:03:19,605 - Move. - Move. 78 00:03:19,672 --> 00:03:21,541 - Security. - Just watch it. 79 00:03:21,607 --> 00:03:22,776 Idiot. 80 00:03:22,843 --> 00:03:24,544 Hey, uh, who are you guys? 81 00:03:24,610 --> 00:03:27,214 Uh, high-level security. 82 00:03:51,438 --> 00:03:53,240 I'll allow it. 83 00:03:59,746 --> 00:04:01,448 What do we do now? What do we do now? 84 00:04:01,514 --> 00:04:02,983 Whatever the hell we want. 85 00:04:04,550 --> 00:04:06,820 Move! Watch it. Coming through. 86 00:04:08,122 --> 00:04:09,890 The arena is ours. 87 00:04:09,957 --> 00:04:11,859 Wait, who is this? Where's Larry? 88 00:04:15,229 --> 00:04:17,563 - Hit it! - ♪ Nah, nah-nah-nah-nah ♪ 89 00:04:17,630 --> 00:04:20,566 ♪ Nah-nah-nah-nah, nah-nah-nah, nah-nah-nah ♪ 90 00:04:20,633 --> 00:04:22,469 Green room, fellas. 91 00:04:22,535 --> 00:04:24,905 Everything is free. 92 00:04:28,608 --> 00:04:30,010 How great is this? 93 00:04:30,077 --> 00:04:32,745 Oh. 94 00:04:32,813 --> 00:04:34,048 Hey, say hello to my dad. 95 00:04:34,114 --> 00:04:35,816 Hey, Daddy. 96 00:04:35,883 --> 00:04:37,717 No, it's my dad. I don't call him Daddy. 97 00:04:37,785 --> 00:04:39,652 Oh. I'm sorry. 98 00:04:39,719 --> 00:04:41,221 You're security? 99 00:04:41,288 --> 00:04:42,622 Yeah, just... Please. 100 00:04:42,688 --> 00:04:44,958 Look at that zoom. I can see your pores. 101 00:04:47,127 --> 00:04:48,862 Yuck. 102 00:04:51,198 --> 00:04:53,100 - What are you doing? - Oh, me? Hypin'. 103 00:04:53,167 --> 00:04:54,767 - Hypin' what? - Eh, you know, the crudités. 104 00:04:54,835 --> 00:04:56,170 You're over here by yourself shaking your head. 105 00:04:56,236 --> 00:04:58,539 I know, I'm just excited for crudités, what? 106 00:04:58,604 --> 00:04:59,973 I was taping you from across the room. 107 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:01,375 You look like a doo-wop dad. 108 00:05:01,442 --> 00:05:02,608 Hold on one second. 109 00:05:02,675 --> 00:05:04,078 Yo, Bubba Gump, 110 00:05:04,144 --> 00:05:06,180 Want to leave some shrimp for the rest of us? 111 00:05:06,246 --> 00:05:07,247 Oh, my... 112 00:05:07,314 --> 00:05:08,681 - Oh, my God, sick reference! - Classic. 113 00:05:08,748 --> 00:05:10,017 I just saw Forrest Gump this week. 114 00:05:10,084 --> 00:05:11,684 Guys, Paula Abdul, 12:00. 115 00:05:14,455 --> 00:05:16,123 Check out the banana patrol. 116 00:05:19,059 --> 00:05:20,394 Was she just checking me out? 117 00:05:20,461 --> 00:05:21,627 - Yeah. - Oh, yeah. Right at you. 118 00:05:21,694 --> 00:05:23,263 - She was. - Oh, you see that, right? 119 00:05:23,330 --> 00:05:24,932 You should probably get her number. 120 00:05:24,998 --> 00:05:26,033 No. 121 00:05:26,100 --> 00:05:27,434 Yeah, it'd be a shame if you didn't. 122 00:05:27,501 --> 00:05:28,469 You think she's into me like that? 123 00:05:28,535 --> 00:05:29,702 - Yeah. - You're right. 124 00:05:29,769 --> 00:05:31,238 I'm doin' it. 125 00:05:31,305 --> 00:05:32,638 I'm doin' it. 126 00:05:33,974 --> 00:05:36,877 - Down in flames. - Roll tape. 127 00:05:36,944 --> 00:05:39,546 Such a doofus. Look at him. 128 00:05:39,612 --> 00:05:40,881 You want my number? 129 00:05:40,948 --> 00:05:42,983 - No. - Guys, guys. 130 00:05:43,050 --> 00:05:45,352 No, guys, it looks like he's getting her number, I swear. 131 00:05:45,419 --> 00:05:49,223 I think he... I think he got her number. 132 00:05:49,289 --> 00:05:51,058 Good call, fellas. She was into me. 133 00:05:51,125 --> 00:05:52,658 But she didn't finish the phone number in time. 134 00:05:52,725 --> 00:05:54,928 She started to give you her real number? 135 00:05:54,995 --> 00:05:56,196 This is a victory for us. 136 00:05:56,263 --> 00:05:58,298 - Great shit. - I gotta be honest. 137 00:05:58,365 --> 00:05:59,600 I was breaking your shoes. 138 00:05:59,665 --> 00:06:00,868 I didn't think you'd get her number. 139 00:06:00,934 --> 00:06:02,635 You just rose to that challenge, okay? 140 00:06:02,702 --> 00:06:03,871 We told you to do something, you did it. 141 00:06:03,937 --> 00:06:05,539 Okay, you didn't refuse. You didn't lose. 142 00:06:05,606 --> 00:06:07,941 The ball bag on this guy. 143 00:06:08,008 --> 00:06:09,309 You ever seen a ball bag like this? 144 00:06:09,376 --> 00:06:10,844 I've never seen a ball bag like that, no. 145 00:06:10,911 --> 00:06:12,279 I've seen his ball bag. 146 00:06:12,346 --> 00:06:14,714 It's 10 pounds of ball bag in a 5-pound sack. 147 00:06:14,781 --> 00:06:17,717 This whole time, there's been two footprints in the sand. 148 00:06:17,784 --> 00:06:19,887 It's when your ball bag's been carrying us. 149 00:06:19,953 --> 00:06:23,323 You don't just talk the talk, you walk the walk. Okay? 150 00:06:23,390 --> 00:06:25,359 Who knows where great ideas come from? 151 00:06:25,425 --> 00:06:27,660 A mixture of genius and stupidity? 152 00:06:27,727 --> 00:06:29,963 A ball bag speech from Sal? 153 00:06:30,030 --> 00:06:31,598 I know it rarely happens, 154 00:06:31,664 --> 00:06:34,835 but that night, scholars and historians agree 155 00:06:34,902 --> 00:06:37,070 the Impractical Jokers were born. 156 00:06:37,137 --> 00:06:39,106 This is unbelievable, guys. 157 00:06:39,173 --> 00:06:41,175 Holy sh... 158 00:06:41,241 --> 00:06:42,675 The crowd. 159 00:06:45,879 --> 00:06:46,813 ♪ Hey, baby ♪ 160 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:48,448 Oh, my God! 161 00:06:48,515 --> 00:06:50,716 ♪ Gotta remember ♪ 162 00:06:50,784 --> 00:06:53,686 ♪ I'm forever your girl ♪ 163 00:06:53,753 --> 00:06:55,856 ♪ And baby, forever ♪ 164 00:06:55,923 --> 00:06:57,690 ♪ And ever and ever ♪ 165 00:06:57,757 --> 00:06:58,992 You know I am. 166 00:07:02,930 --> 00:07:05,432 Backstage, baby! 167 00:07:16,243 --> 00:07:17,811 ♪ Baby, pick your head up ♪ 168 00:07:17,878 --> 00:07:19,913 That was the hottest thing I've ever seen! 169 00:07:19,980 --> 00:07:23,250 ♪ Come on and look me in the face ♪ 170 00:07:26,220 --> 00:07:27,487 Where's Joe? 171 00:07:27,554 --> 00:07:28,956 ♪ Is bringin' you down ♪ 172 00:07:29,022 --> 00:07:31,124 ♪ Why you down? ♪ 173 00:07:31,191 --> 00:07:33,527 - Oh, my God! - Yeah! Yeah! 174 00:07:33,594 --> 00:07:35,862 ♪ That another boy ♪ 175 00:07:35,929 --> 00:07:37,564 Get off my stage. 176 00:07:37,631 --> 00:07:39,032 - Hey, hey, hey! - Go, Joey, go! 177 00:07:39,099 --> 00:07:40,601 Yeah! We're gonna live forever! 178 00:07:40,667 --> 00:07:41,902 I know! 179 00:07:41,969 --> 00:07:44,037 Pregnant ladies, I can't hear y'all. 180 00:07:44,104 --> 00:07:46,273 Pregnant ladies, make noise. 181 00:07:48,842 --> 00:07:51,511 Helicopter. 182 00:07:51,578 --> 00:07:53,480 When I say ball, you say bag. 183 00:07:53,547 --> 00:07:54,915 Ball! 184 00:07:54,982 --> 00:07:56,383 He's hyped up on the ball bag. 185 00:07:58,051 --> 00:07:59,786 Get him off the stage. 186 00:07:59,853 --> 00:08:00,921 Hype it up. 187 00:08:00,988 --> 00:08:03,323 We judged too soon. He sucks. 188 00:08:05,959 --> 00:08:08,195 White people! 189 00:08:08,262 --> 00:08:09,396 Blacks! 190 00:08:10,964 --> 00:08:13,367 Where the Vietnamese at? 191 00:08:13,433 --> 00:08:15,669 - Yeah, there's one! - Where's my security? 192 00:08:18,071 --> 00:08:20,107 This is mayhem. 193 00:08:20,173 --> 00:08:21,475 Ah! Son of a... 194 00:08:21,541 --> 00:08:23,377 - All right! - They throwin' garbage? 195 00:08:23,443 --> 00:08:25,178 Staten Island garbage. 196 00:08:25,245 --> 00:08:27,214 - Guys! Guys! - Look out, Joe! 197 00:08:27,281 --> 00:08:28,782 Breach! Breach! Breach! 198 00:08:28,849 --> 00:08:30,284 Ah, these punks are storming the stage. 199 00:08:30,350 --> 00:08:31,518 I'm getting the hell out of here. 200 00:08:31,585 --> 00:08:32,786 No, no, no, no! 201 00:08:36,523 --> 00:08:38,225 Oh! 202 00:08:40,127 --> 00:08:41,662 I got clotheslined by Abdul. 203 00:08:41,728 --> 00:08:43,196 Oh, Sal! 204 00:08:44,965 --> 00:08:46,533 My beautiful boy. 205 00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:48,568 She crushed my windpipe! 206 00:08:48,635 --> 00:08:49,803 You're okay. Go, go! 207 00:08:49,870 --> 00:08:51,571 - Joey! - Go. 208 00:08:51,638 --> 00:08:53,106 You guys are dead. 209 00:08:53,173 --> 00:08:54,474 Dead. 210 00:08:54,541 --> 00:08:57,844 One day, I'm gonna find you, and I will destroy you! 211 00:09:02,516 --> 00:09:04,518 Can't believe we ruined the Abdul concert. 212 00:09:06,019 --> 00:09:08,588 - Hi, Gina. - Go, go, go. 213 00:09:08,655 --> 00:09:12,326 We've lost the arena! We've lost the arena! 214 00:09:12,392 --> 00:09:15,762 Everything's fine. Everything's fine. 215 00:09:20,467 --> 00:09:24,705 Abdul assaulted me! She's about 4'4", 40 pounds. 216 00:09:26,973 --> 00:09:29,443 Ah! Why are you doing this to me? 217 00:09:29,509 --> 00:09:32,179 Come on! Abdul's got some mouth on her. 218 00:09:40,654 --> 00:09:42,489 ♪ So I'll tell you all the story ♪ 219 00:09:42,556 --> 00:09:44,925 ♪ About the joker and the thief in the night ♪ 220 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:55,502 - Are we rolling? - Okay, here we go. 221 00:09:55,569 --> 00:09:57,337 Once we clear this camera, Sal, we're ready to go. 222 00:09:57,404 --> 00:09:58,739 It's only... Our close-up keeps getting blocked. 223 00:09:58,806 --> 00:10:01,341 Cameras. Cameras. 224 00:10:01,408 --> 00:10:03,043 We have to make sure camera D stays that way. 225 00:10:03,110 --> 00:10:04,478 Hold on, I got two... I got three... In the ear, 226 00:10:04,544 --> 00:10:06,046 I had multiple people at one time. 227 00:10:06,113 --> 00:10:08,148 Now he's clear. 228 00:10:08,215 --> 00:10:10,317 - So, Sal's just gonna be a horrible mall Santa. - That's right. 229 00:10:10,384 --> 00:10:13,320 There's nothing more American than a mall Santa. 230 00:10:13,387 --> 00:10:14,955 - That's right. - Right? It's just classic. 231 00:10:15,021 --> 00:10:16,590 - Yeah. - Well, in the winter. 232 00:10:16,656 --> 00:10:19,159 I will say this, Sal, you have accepted the fact 233 00:10:19,226 --> 00:10:20,927 that we dressed you as a mall Santa 234 00:10:20,994 --> 00:10:22,797 in the middle of summer without complaint. 235 00:10:22,864 --> 00:10:25,165 It's about 100 degrees out. 236 00:10:25,232 --> 00:10:26,933 Oh, I'm gonna... I'm gonna pass out. 237 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,668 Well, you're about to ruin Christmas 238 00:10:28,735 --> 00:10:30,437 for a bunch of kids, Sal. 239 00:10:30,504 --> 00:10:32,272 Okay, Sal, when this kid approaches, this is easy, 240 00:10:32,339 --> 00:10:34,608 just yell, "No! No!" 241 00:10:34,674 --> 00:10:36,109 No! No! 242 00:10:36,176 --> 00:10:38,780 No. 243 00:10:38,846 --> 00:10:40,113 So what do you want, Aiden? 244 00:10:40,180 --> 00:10:41,648 Do you want a big toy or a little toy? 245 00:10:41,715 --> 00:10:43,917 What would you like? I'll get it for you right now. 246 00:10:43,984 --> 00:10:46,920 Lightning McQueen. 247 00:10:46,987 --> 00:10:48,088 - Sal, fall asleep. - Fall asleep, Sal. 248 00:10:48,155 --> 00:10:49,523 Fall asleep, fall asleep. 249 00:10:53,059 --> 00:10:54,594 Santa? 250 00:10:54,661 --> 00:10:56,763 Sal's sleeping. Look at him. 251 00:10:56,831 --> 00:10:58,165 Look at the kid. 252 00:10:58,231 --> 00:11:00,667 - Sal fell asleep. - The shot's insane, Sal. 253 00:11:02,002 --> 00:11:06,273 Sal, stay there. 254 00:11:06,339 --> 00:11:08,141 Head's... Head nod down there more. 255 00:11:08,208 --> 00:11:09,376 There you go. 256 00:11:09,443 --> 00:11:12,212 Big snores. Big... 257 00:11:12,279 --> 00:11:14,247 Ooh! 258 00:11:14,314 --> 00:11:16,316 - Start bouncing him. - Oh. 259 00:11:16,383 --> 00:11:18,151 - "When'd you get here?" - Higher, buddy, higher. 260 00:11:18,218 --> 00:11:19,821 Yeah! 261 00:11:22,489 --> 00:11:24,958 Oh, taking his leg off! He's taking his leg off! 262 00:11:25,025 --> 00:11:26,726 He's so happy. 263 00:11:34,334 --> 00:11:36,336 Look at the... 264 00:11:37,404 --> 00:11:38,638 High five! 265 00:11:38,705 --> 00:11:40,106 Aww. 266 00:11:41,208 --> 00:11:43,543 This fake snow can't be helping. 267 00:11:44,879 --> 00:11:47,080 Hello, darling. How are you? 268 00:11:47,147 --> 00:11:50,217 Come sit on Santa's lap. 269 00:11:50,283 --> 00:11:52,319 - And what is your name? - Casey. 270 00:11:52,385 --> 00:11:54,688 Casey, I want you to take a minute 271 00:11:54,754 --> 00:11:57,892 and think about what you might want for Christmas this year. 272 00:11:57,959 --> 00:11:59,259 Just think about it in your head. 273 00:11:59,326 --> 00:12:01,094 - Okay? - Uh... 274 00:12:02,295 --> 00:12:03,597 "Don't talk to me till I tell you." 275 00:12:03,663 --> 00:12:06,066 Now, don't talk until I tell you, Casey. 276 00:12:06,132 --> 00:12:07,567 - Mmm-hmm. - Okay. 277 00:12:09,603 --> 00:12:14,641 "Now, why aren't you saying anything to Santa?" 278 00:12:14,708 --> 00:12:16,777 I don't have all day, Casey. Do you know what you want? 279 00:12:16,844 --> 00:12:18,044 - Yes. - Okay. 280 00:12:18,111 --> 00:12:19,814 Don't speak until I tell you, now. 281 00:12:19,881 --> 00:12:21,348 She's so cute. 282 00:12:21,414 --> 00:12:22,682 Whenever you're ready, just tell me what you want. 283 00:12:22,749 --> 00:12:23,851 Keep flip-flopping. 284 00:12:23,918 --> 00:12:24,751 But don't talk until I tell you. 285 00:12:26,419 --> 00:12:28,054 Okay? So whenever you're ready, you tell me what you want. 286 00:12:28,121 --> 00:12:31,057 But please don't speak until I tell you. 287 00:12:31,124 --> 00:12:32,359 - Whenever you're ready. - Okay. 288 00:12:32,425 --> 00:12:34,227 Just don't speak until I say. 289 00:12:36,864 --> 00:12:38,131 Nice to meet you... 290 00:12:38,198 --> 00:12:39,432 So, Sal, how was that? You're doing... 291 00:12:39,499 --> 00:12:40,835 You're being a very good horrible Santa. 292 00:12:40,902 --> 00:12:43,470 Guys, this... It's torture for us all. 293 00:12:43,537 --> 00:12:45,372 It's a torture for me, it's a torture for you, 294 00:12:45,438 --> 00:12:47,040 it's a torture for the children. 295 00:12:47,107 --> 00:12:48,776 - I'm having a blast back here. - Yeah. 296 00:12:48,843 --> 00:12:50,677 I'm giggling with my friends. It feels pretty good back here. 297 00:12:50,744 --> 00:12:53,179 There's no less than 40 strands of hair in my mouth. 298 00:12:53,246 --> 00:12:54,714 Oh, it's getting worse, Sal. 299 00:12:54,782 --> 00:12:58,652 Oh! 300 00:13:06,928 --> 00:13:10,230 Jingle, jingle. 301 00:13:11,866 --> 00:13:13,166 - Oh. - I've had enough. 302 00:13:13,233 --> 00:13:14,100 I'm pulling the plug on this whole thing. 303 00:13:14,167 --> 00:13:15,368 Let's get out of here. 304 00:13:15,435 --> 00:13:17,805 - That's a cut. - Nice work. 305 00:13:36,389 --> 00:13:37,892 Where's the Cheddar Bay Biscuits? 306 00:13:37,959 --> 00:13:39,426 I ordered a whole another basket, like, ten minutes ago. 307 00:13:39,492 --> 00:13:40,995 - You already had six. - So what? 308 00:13:41,062 --> 00:13:42,762 - You're cut off. - You can't be cut off. 309 00:13:42,830 --> 00:13:44,631 It's unlimited, it's the whole point of Red Lobster. 310 00:13:44,698 --> 00:13:46,099 Guys. Guys. 311 00:13:47,233 --> 00:13:49,904 - Is that Abdul? - Kareem? 312 00:13:49,971 --> 00:13:51,571 No. Can't be. 313 00:13:51,638 --> 00:13:53,707 - That's Abdul. That's her. - That's her. 314 00:13:53,773 --> 00:13:55,609 - Oh, my God. - It is Abdul. 315 00:13:55,675 --> 00:13:57,945 I know Abdul when I see it. It's her! I'm scared right now. 316 00:13:58,012 --> 00:14:00,280 My windpipe is still sore from when she hit me. 317 00:14:00,347 --> 00:14:01,514 Yeah, she straight jacked you. 318 00:14:01,581 --> 00:14:03,084 She's gonna remember that night. 319 00:14:03,149 --> 00:14:04,351 Oh, she's coming over here, so it's curtains for us, 320 00:14:04,417 --> 00:14:05,652 essentially, it's what it is. 321 00:14:05,719 --> 00:14:07,520 - I gotta get out of here. - No, no! Sit... 322 00:14:07,587 --> 00:14:08,321 Sit down. 323 00:14:08,388 --> 00:14:09,723 This is our Red Lobster. 324 00:14:09,790 --> 00:14:11,257 I've been training for this for 20 years. 325 00:14:11,324 --> 00:14:13,526 Nobody touches you again. Not on my watch. 326 00:14:13,593 --> 00:14:15,029 - Okay, thank you. - No, yeah. 327 00:14:15,096 --> 00:14:16,563 - Just sit down. - She's coming right over here. 328 00:14:16,630 --> 00:14:18,164 - Act casual. - She's looking right at us. 329 00:14:18,231 --> 00:14:19,265 - Act casual. - She's looking... 330 00:14:19,332 --> 00:14:21,134 Smile. Act natural. 331 00:14:21,201 --> 00:14:22,602 Smile. Smile. 332 00:14:24,204 --> 00:14:25,472 All right. 333 00:14:28,776 --> 00:14:30,176 Fifteen feet. 334 00:14:30,243 --> 00:14:31,745 Ten feet. 335 00:14:31,812 --> 00:14:32,913 Five feet. 336 00:14:32,980 --> 00:14:33,981 Abdul. 337 00:14:34,048 --> 00:14:35,348 You're the Impractical Jokers. 338 00:14:35,415 --> 00:14:37,317 - Yeah. - For real? 339 00:14:37,384 --> 00:14:39,352 - Yeah. - Holy shit. 340 00:14:39,419 --> 00:14:42,288 - Okay. - I love you guys. 341 00:14:42,355 --> 00:14:45,158 Oh, no joke, man. I've watched every season. 342 00:14:45,225 --> 00:14:47,360 Well, except for season five. 343 00:14:47,427 --> 00:14:48,461 Yeah, I don't want to get into it. 344 00:14:48,528 --> 00:14:49,997 All right, well, thank you. 345 00:14:50,064 --> 00:14:52,332 By any chance, you guys gonna be in Miami next week? 346 00:14:52,399 --> 00:14:54,300 - Yeah. - I'm having this huge party. 347 00:14:54,367 --> 00:14:56,236 You guys can come. You can hang one night. 348 00:14:56,302 --> 00:14:57,972 You can hang the weekend. Go hang out. 349 00:14:58,039 --> 00:14:59,272 - Oh, my God. - What? 350 00:14:59,339 --> 00:15:00,640 You kidding me? 351 00:15:00,707 --> 00:15:02,109 Yeah, we'll be there. We were gonna go... 352 00:15:02,175 --> 00:15:03,543 - We were going anyway. - Yeah! Yeah! 353 00:15:03,610 --> 00:15:05,245 Yes! 354 00:15:05,311 --> 00:15:07,681 Sam? Hook 'em up. 355 00:15:11,384 --> 00:15:14,421 - Season five was atrocious. - Mmm. 356 00:15:14,487 --> 00:15:16,256 So I'll see you in Miami? 357 00:15:16,322 --> 00:15:17,257 Yes! Yeah, I'll see you there. 358 00:15:17,323 --> 00:15:18,859 This is crazy. 359 00:15:18,926 --> 00:15:20,460 Yeah, that's right. We are so in Miami. 360 00:15:20,527 --> 00:15:21,896 - We'll see you there. - All right. 361 00:15:21,962 --> 00:15:24,230 - Miami, here we come. - All right. 362 00:15:24,297 --> 00:15:25,598 We're not really going to Miami, are we? 363 00:15:25,665 --> 00:15:26,766 - Of course we're going to Miami. - No. 364 00:15:26,834 --> 00:15:28,401 That night was a disaster. Okay? 365 00:15:28,468 --> 00:15:30,537 We have a chance here for a do-over. 366 00:15:30,603 --> 00:15:33,440 I don't need a do-over. I'm the victim, okay? 367 00:15:33,506 --> 00:15:34,875 She punched me in the throat. 368 00:15:34,942 --> 00:15:36,743 Guys, this isn't even a discussion, okay? 369 00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:39,412 Abdul is here in the Lobster, she invites us to the party, 370 00:15:39,479 --> 00:15:40,981 we go to the party. 371 00:15:41,048 --> 00:15:43,249 We turn back the clock. We put that disaster to bed. 372 00:15:43,316 --> 00:15:44,785 Oh, yeah. We're going, and this time, 373 00:15:44,852 --> 00:15:46,887 we're gonna prove that we're not gonna screw it up. 374 00:15:46,954 --> 00:15:48,889 That's right. With a little bit of hype. 375 00:15:48,956 --> 00:15:50,457 - Mmm. - No hype. 376 00:15:50,523 --> 00:15:52,126 - A little bit. - Mmm. No. 377 00:15:52,193 --> 00:15:53,393 All right, the appropriate amount. 378 00:15:53,460 --> 00:15:54,862 Hmm, no. Less. 379 00:15:54,929 --> 00:15:56,964 Do this. That. 380 00:15:57,031 --> 00:15:59,232 Oh, I'm bringing this much, and if we use it, we use it. 381 00:15:59,299 --> 00:16:01,334 Oh, my God, there's only three. 382 00:16:01,401 --> 00:16:02,602 There's only three laminates. 383 00:16:02,669 --> 00:16:04,370 Perfect. I'm out. God's plan. 384 00:16:04,437 --> 00:16:05,840 No, no, no. What are you talking about? 385 00:16:05,906 --> 00:16:08,274 We'll settle this the way we do every big decision 386 00:16:08,341 --> 00:16:09,910 in our life, okay? 387 00:16:09,977 --> 00:16:11,544 The four of us will compete in hidden camera challenges 388 00:16:11,611 --> 00:16:12,947 on the way down to Miami, 389 00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:15,415 and the loser does not go to that party. 390 00:16:18,518 --> 00:16:20,054 - Road trip, guys! - Let's do it. 391 00:16:20,121 --> 00:16:21,254 Let's just get in the car and do it. 392 00:16:21,321 --> 00:16:22,489 - Road trip, baby. - Yeah! 393 00:16:22,555 --> 00:16:24,158 Guys, I have the perfect car. 394 00:16:24,225 --> 00:16:25,960 - You guys are gonna love this. - Oh, thank God, yes. 395 00:16:26,026 --> 00:16:28,628 Every part of my body is rejecting this plan. 396 00:16:28,695 --> 00:16:29,763 Who pays the bill, by the way? 397 00:16:29,830 --> 00:16:32,133 I pay the bill? I pay the bill? 398 00:16:43,676 --> 00:16:44,544 Huh? 399 00:16:45,512 --> 00:16:47,014 - Shotgun. - What? No! 400 00:16:47,081 --> 00:16:48,615 Yeah, I saw it, and I said it. 401 00:16:48,681 --> 00:16:49,950 - That's not even right. - Yeah, that's the rule. 402 00:16:50,017 --> 00:16:51,351 I get carsick. I can't sit back there. 403 00:16:51,417 --> 00:16:52,619 Your carsick is not my problem. 404 00:16:52,685 --> 00:16:53,888 - No. - Will you guys... 405 00:16:53,954 --> 00:16:54,989 Please, please, can you veto this? 406 00:16:55,055 --> 00:16:56,090 I will vomit everywhere. 407 00:16:56,157 --> 00:16:57,323 Veto it? Why would I veto that? 408 00:16:57,390 --> 00:16:58,758 It's the rules of shotgun. 409 00:16:58,826 --> 00:17:00,460 You see the car, you say, "Shotgun," you sit there. 410 00:17:00,527 --> 00:17:02,295 Joe gets shotgun 'cause he respects the leather. 411 00:17:02,362 --> 00:17:03,463 - Thank you, sir. - Hey, what... 412 00:17:03,530 --> 00:17:05,032 Whatever gave you the impression 413 00:17:05,099 --> 00:17:06,733 - I didn't respect it? - You scuffed the leather, man. 414 00:17:06,801 --> 00:17:09,569 That's like punching Grandma Lucia in her face. 415 00:17:09,636 --> 00:17:11,038 She killed herself in the back left seat, right? 416 00:17:11,105 --> 00:17:13,439 Why don't we all get off our high horses here? 417 00:17:13,506 --> 00:17:14,707 All right, it's not that great of a car. 418 00:17:14,774 --> 00:17:16,442 - It's not a Corvette. - No, I know. 419 00:17:16,509 --> 00:17:18,045 It's a Crown Vic. I know what this car is. 420 00:17:18,112 --> 00:17:19,880 I mean, it's the vehicular equivalent of Baltic Avenue. 421 00:17:19,947 --> 00:17:20,981 Baltic Avenue? 422 00:17:21,048 --> 00:17:22,582 What are you, going Monopoly on me? 423 00:17:22,649 --> 00:17:24,617 You're the thimble. Yeah, and do not pass go. 424 00:17:24,684 --> 00:17:26,686 You go directly to the back seat, buddy. 425 00:17:26,753 --> 00:17:28,755 I feel like I'm being sandbagged. 426 00:17:28,823 --> 00:17:30,623 Question, should I take a quick shit here or should I... 427 00:17:30,690 --> 00:17:32,559 - Would you guys just get in the car already? - Okay. 428 00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:35,728 ♪ Hey, baby ♪ 429 00:17:35,796 --> 00:17:38,032 ♪ You gotta remember ♪ 430 00:17:39,332 --> 00:17:41,334 - The trip it is. - Whoo-hoo! 431 00:17:41,401 --> 00:17:42,937 - Yeah! - Oh, you know what? 432 00:17:45,005 --> 00:17:46,974 - Ho! - Oh! 433 00:17:47,041 --> 00:17:48,641 Stacy! 434 00:17:48,708 --> 00:17:50,543 Yo, baby, all right. 435 00:17:50,610 --> 00:17:52,213 - Now we're ready. - Now we're ready. 436 00:17:52,279 --> 00:17:54,114 - Let's do this. - Let's go! 437 00:17:54,181 --> 00:17:58,618 ♪ Come on And look me in the face ♪ 438 00:17:58,685 --> 00:18:01,822 ♪ 'Cause I can tell That something ♪ 439 00:18:01,889 --> 00:18:04,490 ♪ Is bringing you down ♪ 440 00:18:04,557 --> 00:18:06,093 ♪ Bringing you down ♪ 441 00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:10,831 ♪ Is it the rumor That another girl ♪ 442 00:18:10,898 --> 00:18:13,666 ♪ Wants to take your place ♪ 443 00:18:13,733 --> 00:18:15,635 ♪ I think She's after your heart ♪ 444 00:18:15,702 --> 00:18:18,239 ♪ Well, I've been hearing The stories ♪ 445 00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:20,640 ♪ They're going around ♪ 446 00:18:20,707 --> 00:18:22,642 ♪ All of my friends are taken ♪ 447 00:18:22,709 --> 00:18:24,477 ♪ Hey, baby ♪ 448 00:18:26,947 --> 00:18:27,982 Oh, son! 449 00:18:28,048 --> 00:18:29,549 - If they have a... - I think I have one. 450 00:18:29,616 --> 00:18:31,018 - What's up, bro? - Welcome. 451 00:18:31,085 --> 00:18:33,386 - Grizzly Adams. - Oh, we should play Megaballs. 452 00:18:33,453 --> 00:18:35,289 - Who? - Oh, you got that Megaballs? 453 00:18:35,356 --> 00:18:36,824 What? 454 00:18:36,891 --> 00:18:39,159 Talk to me about your collection of jazz, smooth. 455 00:18:39,226 --> 00:18:40,995 I don't know, man, there's, like, two aisles. 456 00:18:41,061 --> 00:18:43,463 - Which one? - Dude, I just work here. 457 00:18:43,529 --> 00:18:44,899 That's why I'm asking you. 458 00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:47,835 - Oh. - Ooh. 459 00:18:50,536 --> 00:18:52,039 - Let me ask you guys something. - Hmm? 460 00:18:52,106 --> 00:18:53,874 You guys ever wonder what Murray gets up to 461 00:18:53,941 --> 00:18:55,943 - when we're not with him? - I would love to know. 462 00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:57,477 We've been friends with him my whole life. 463 00:18:57,543 --> 00:18:59,146 I go to sleep wondering what he does. 464 00:18:59,213 --> 00:19:01,081 - Hmm. - I got ideas. 465 00:19:01,148 --> 00:19:02,216 - Yeah? - Tell me. 466 00:19:02,283 --> 00:19:03,549 - He traveled a lot. - Yeah. 467 00:19:03,616 --> 00:19:05,451 That time he went on that tour with Yanni 468 00:19:05,518 --> 00:19:07,087 in South America. 469 00:19:07,154 --> 00:19:08,688 The Rainbows to Rainforest Tour, I remember that. 470 00:19:08,755 --> 00:19:10,291 Yeah, but he kept using air quotes with that. 471 00:19:10,357 --> 00:19:11,658 - He did that with you? - Yeah, 472 00:19:11,724 --> 00:19:14,028 like, "If you need me, I'll be with Yanni 473 00:19:14,094 --> 00:19:15,362 in South America." 474 00:19:15,461 --> 00:19:16,763 Now, what does that mean? 475 00:19:16,830 --> 00:19:18,966 Every part of that sentence is a fallacy? 476 00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:21,534 "I-I'll be unavailable." 477 00:19:21,601 --> 00:19:22,836 - Whoa. - What is that? 478 00:19:22,903 --> 00:19:24,405 It's air quotes. We're all doing it. 479 00:19:24,470 --> 00:19:25,873 - No, no, no. What's that? - Unavailable. It's air quotes. 480 00:19:25,940 --> 00:19:27,374 You're not calling four people over, 481 00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:28,441 you gotta flip that and reverse it. 482 00:19:28,508 --> 00:19:29,676 Oh, all right, Missy Elliott. 483 00:19:29,742 --> 00:19:30,978 - I wasn't sure. Got it. - Fellas? 484 00:19:31,045 --> 00:19:32,445 - Yo? - Got it. 485 00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:36,884 Right? For the road. For the road? 486 00:19:36,951 --> 00:19:37,952 Right? 487 00:19:39,686 --> 00:19:40,687 I don't need him. 488 00:19:54,567 --> 00:19:56,103 DC, baby. 489 00:19:58,771 --> 00:20:00,240 So today, we're stopping people 490 00:20:00,307 --> 00:20:01,708 and telling them we gotta speak at a memorial. 491 00:20:01,774 --> 00:20:03,576 The only thing is that we've written... 492 00:20:03,643 --> 00:20:05,112 - Each other's. - Each other's eulogies. 493 00:20:05,179 --> 00:20:06,612 So, at the end, we'll have to ask them, 494 00:20:06,679 --> 00:20:08,115 "Do you think it's fit to say?" 495 00:20:08,182 --> 00:20:11,118 And if they say no, we lose. If they say yes, we win. 496 00:20:11,185 --> 00:20:12,987 It's a sad day. 497 00:20:14,455 --> 00:20:17,825 This just shows you how fleeting life is, guys. 498 00:20:17,891 --> 00:20:19,026 How about this old guy? 499 00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:21,561 You got the right idea. 500 00:20:21,627 --> 00:20:23,464 - Ooh, too many steps. - Can't handle it. 501 00:20:23,529 --> 00:20:24,999 You just, you guys are in town just visiting 502 00:20:25,065 --> 00:20:26,699 - for the tours, the sights? - Yeah. 503 00:20:26,766 --> 00:20:28,135 Look at the urn. 504 00:20:28,202 --> 00:20:29,837 I'm in town, unfortunately, for sad reasons. 505 00:20:29,903 --> 00:20:31,637 - Got a, um... - Bucket of ashes right here. 506 00:20:31,704 --> 00:20:33,173 - I'm giving the eulogy. - Oh. 507 00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:34,674 Yeah, at a funeral. 508 00:20:34,741 --> 00:20:36,642 He got a great mark. This guy's so into the idea. 509 00:20:36,709 --> 00:20:39,046 We're doing the thing by the water and spreading the ashes, you know. 510 00:20:39,113 --> 00:20:40,447 Oh, yeah. 511 00:20:40,513 --> 00:20:42,282 ., 00:20:43,951 Is that why people come to the reflection pool, though? 513 00:20:44,018 --> 00:20:45,651 I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to even do that. 514 00:20:45,718 --> 00:20:46,887 Can I run the eulogy by you? It takes one second. 515 00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:48,088 It's only a couple sentences long. 516 00:20:48,155 --> 00:20:50,257 You're very brave for doing that. 517 00:20:50,324 --> 00:20:51,624 Here's the eulogy I wrote. 518 00:20:51,691 --> 00:20:53,427 "Grandma." 519 00:20:53,494 --> 00:20:54,727 "Grandma was... 520 00:20:54,795 --> 00:20:56,629 Grandma was a straight up bitch." 521 00:20:58,598 --> 00:21:00,801 "You know it, Grandpa. We all know it. 522 00:21:00,868 --> 00:21:02,069 And now she's dead 523 00:21:02,136 --> 00:21:03,971 and we've got her goddamn money. 524 00:21:04,038 --> 00:21:05,738 Let's go to China Buffet to celebrate 525 00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:07,374 this bitch's one-way ticket to hell." 526 00:21:07,441 --> 00:21:08,674 Wow. 527 00:21:08,741 --> 00:21:09,877 What do you think? Is it ready to go? 528 00:21:11,478 --> 00:21:13,881 I don't know what other people would think about that. 529 00:21:13,947 --> 00:21:15,449 We all felt this way about Grandma. 530 00:21:15,516 --> 00:21:16,483 - Oh. - We all did. 531 00:21:16,549 --> 00:21:18,185 Including Grandpa. 532 00:21:18,252 --> 00:21:19,486 So you think I should just read this or should I change it? 533 00:21:19,552 --> 00:21:20,921 I don't... I wouldn't. 534 00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:22,189 - You wouldn't read it? - No. 535 00:21:22,256 --> 00:21:24,491 Oh! 536 00:21:24,557 --> 00:21:25,492 I'm not good with public speaking. 537 00:21:25,558 --> 00:21:26,659 Forget the urn. Walk away. 538 00:21:26,726 --> 00:21:28,028 All right. Well, take care, sir. 539 00:21:28,095 --> 00:21:29,762 - Have a great vacation. Enjoy. - Yeah. 540 00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:31,432 - Take care, now. - You bet. 541 00:21:31,498 --> 00:21:32,499 What do you want with this? 542 00:21:35,402 --> 00:21:36,736 Sir? 543 00:21:47,448 --> 00:21:49,083 Guys, can I ask you a question? 544 00:21:49,149 --> 00:21:50,184 Here we go. 545 00:21:50,250 --> 00:21:51,819 It's just a few words. I'm very nervous. 546 00:21:51,885 --> 00:21:53,487 Can I read it to you just to say it out loud 547 00:21:53,554 --> 00:21:55,022 - and tell me if you like it? - Sure. 548 00:21:55,089 --> 00:21:56,656 I'm so nervous. The family's meeting me. Yeah. 549 00:21:56,722 --> 00:21:59,460 Okay, uh, "Thank you all for coming 550 00:21:59,526 --> 00:22:02,796 to the spreading of the ashes of Joey Dumps." 551 00:22:02,863 --> 00:22:04,131 - Joey Dumps. - Joey Dumps. 552 00:22:04,198 --> 00:22:05,899 "What could be said about Joey Dumps? 553 00:22:05,966 --> 00:22:07,434 He took his lumps." 554 00:22:09,103 --> 00:22:10,471 "Joey Dumps was there for me. 555 00:22:10,537 --> 00:22:12,072 He let me see those dumps. 556 00:22:12,139 --> 00:22:13,974 Dumps-da-dumps-dumps-dumps." 557 00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:15,209 "When you were down in the dumps, 558 00:22:15,275 --> 00:22:16,944 who was there for you... Joey Dumps. 559 00:22:17,010 --> 00:22:18,412 Dumps like a truck, truck, truck." 560 00:22:19,847 --> 00:22:21,849 "Guys like a what, what, what. 561 00:22:21,915 --> 00:22:25,586 So to honor his last wish, we now dump Dumps' ashes, 562 00:22:25,651 --> 00:22:27,454 and then go listen to the final episode 563 00:22:27,521 --> 00:22:29,289 of his baseball-themed podcast, 564 00:22:29,356 --> 00:22:32,359 'Joey Dumps Humps Chump Umps in the Rumps.'" 565 00:22:34,328 --> 00:22:36,864 - It's so Joey Dumps. - It's very Joey Dumps. 566 00:22:36,930 --> 00:22:38,631 - Do you think it... - It's very funny. 567 00:22:38,698 --> 00:22:40,801 - Should I change anything? - No. 568 00:22:40,868 --> 00:22:42,369 - No? Ah. - Oh! 569 00:22:42,436 --> 00:22:44,770 - It's a great memorial. - Thank you very much. 570 00:22:44,838 --> 00:22:46,607 - I appreciate you guys. - Thank you. Good luck. 571 00:22:46,672 --> 00:22:48,475 - Thank you. - He was a big Sisqó fan. 572 00:22:48,542 --> 00:22:49,910 Wow. Ready to go. 573 00:22:49,977 --> 00:22:52,513 - Good job with that, Sal. - Sal with a W. 574 00:22:52,579 --> 00:22:53,746 My eulogy game, I crush. 575 00:22:53,814 --> 00:22:54,948 I give a good eulogy. 576 00:22:58,318 --> 00:22:59,486 You guys ready? 577 00:22:59,553 --> 00:23:01,088 Yeah, the cameras aren't on, but... 578 00:23:01,155 --> 00:23:02,222 How we doing? Cameras aren't ready yet? 579 00:23:02,289 --> 00:23:03,857 Guys, the secret is to... 580 00:23:05,225 --> 00:23:08,462 pique interest, pique the curiosity of people. 581 00:23:08,529 --> 00:23:10,531 Could you just hold this up, and I'm just gonna... 582 00:23:10,597 --> 00:23:12,266 Yeah, just hold that up, yeah, like that, it's perfect. 583 00:23:13,934 --> 00:23:15,802 They're holding ashes. 584 00:23:15,869 --> 00:23:17,104 There we go. That's great. 585 00:23:17,171 --> 00:23:18,704 - Yeah, I'm here for a memorial. - Oh. 586 00:23:18,771 --> 00:23:21,942 So I'm about to give a eulogy, um, about this. 587 00:23:22,009 --> 00:23:23,610 So I'm just getting prepared. 588 00:23:23,676 --> 00:23:25,312 You mind if I just say it out loud to you guys real quick? 589 00:23:25,379 --> 00:23:27,414 - Sure. Go on. - Yeah. Hold her. Thanks. 590 00:23:27,481 --> 00:23:28,582 Okay. 591 00:23:28,649 --> 00:23:29,616 Sometimes he makes it look easy. 592 00:23:29,682 --> 00:23:31,717 "This that eulogy. You know. 593 00:23:31,785 --> 00:23:33,620 You know what it is, gang, gang. 594 00:23:33,686 --> 00:23:35,656 Devin died. He got got." 595 00:23:36,957 --> 00:23:38,392 "He got shot. He loved life. 596 00:23:38,458 --> 00:23:39,826 He loved wife, my wife. 597 00:23:39,893 --> 00:23:42,129 I shot that mother. Eleven shots in the leg." 598 00:23:42,196 --> 00:23:43,830 - In the leg? - "I ain't supposed to be here, 599 00:23:43,897 --> 00:23:45,666 but y'all know what? Y'all can scratch. 600 00:23:45,731 --> 00:23:47,534 I came here to see him put down 601 00:23:47,601 --> 00:23:48,635 - and piss on the grave." - Oh! 602 00:23:50,703 --> 00:23:53,340 That's when I would take... Expose myself and start peeing. 603 00:23:53,407 --> 00:23:55,075 - "Expose myself and..." - And then remember 604 00:23:55,142 --> 00:23:57,010 to drink a lot of water prior, as a note to myself. 605 00:23:57,077 --> 00:23:59,546 And then escape out the southeast exit... 606 00:23:59,613 --> 00:24:00,948 - Escape. - Of the cemetery. 607 00:24:01,014 --> 00:24:02,382 And it's a right on red. 608 00:24:03,584 --> 00:24:04,885 So that's how I would do that. 609 00:24:04,952 --> 00:24:06,787 - Way too extreme. - Is it too extreme? 610 00:24:06,853 --> 00:24:09,323 Oh! 611 00:24:09,389 --> 00:24:10,557 Yes! 612 00:24:10,624 --> 00:24:12,025 I should probably just say he was a good guy. 613 00:24:12,092 --> 00:24:13,527 Yeah, just probably... Yeah, yeah. 614 00:24:13,594 --> 00:24:14,628 I think that's all. That's why you're MC, yeah. 615 00:24:14,695 --> 00:24:15,761 So not good to go, then. 616 00:24:22,536 --> 00:24:24,938 Here goes Q. He looks good. He's all cleaned up. 617 00:24:25,005 --> 00:24:26,340 - Q always looks good. - Take a picture? 618 00:24:26,406 --> 00:24:29,776 - Yeah, no problem. - Here you go, Q, you're in. 619 00:24:29,843 --> 00:24:31,378 Got it. There you go. Thank you. 620 00:24:31,445 --> 00:24:34,348 Thanks, I'm, uh, doing a eulogy, actually. 621 00:24:34,414 --> 00:24:36,749 We're supposed to dump the ashes in here, 622 00:24:36,817 --> 00:24:38,218 but it turns out you're not allowed to. 623 00:24:38,285 --> 00:24:39,720 Do you mind if I run the speech by you? 624 00:24:39,786 --> 00:24:41,722 'Cause I'm super nervous. It's super short. 625 00:24:41,788 --> 00:24:43,890 "What to say about Cousin Frieda? 626 00:24:44,891 --> 00:24:46,293 Sure, she had loose morals 627 00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:48,929 and a libido that wouldn't quit, and that's..." 628 00:24:49,730 --> 00:24:50,797 - How old are you? - 13. 629 00:24:50,864 --> 00:24:53,000 13? All right, cool. 630 00:24:53,066 --> 00:24:55,636 I'm good. 631 00:24:55,702 --> 00:24:57,971 That's it. You're out. 632 00:24:58,038 --> 00:25:01,174 It's all about how she died 'cause of STDs. 633 00:25:12,686 --> 00:25:14,221 - Gettin' up. - Ready to go. 634 00:25:25,499 --> 00:25:27,834 - Can you guys humor me? - Always. 635 00:25:29,069 --> 00:25:30,637 Can we find a cave? 636 00:25:32,939 --> 00:25:34,141 Don't ask. 637 00:25:34,207 --> 00:25:36,476 - Wait, it depends, for who. - You. 638 00:25:39,146 --> 00:25:43,150 This, I mean, this idea basically was a layup for us. 639 00:25:43,216 --> 00:25:44,951 Just how do we make Joe's stupid face 640 00:25:45,018 --> 00:25:46,219 look even more stupid? 641 00:25:46,286 --> 00:25:49,756 The conceit here is Joe lost his tour 642 00:25:49,823 --> 00:25:51,725 about three decades ago. 643 00:25:51,793 --> 00:25:54,261 And he's been living under the earth ever since. 644 00:25:54,328 --> 00:25:57,164 Middle of the summer, when it's 110 degrees outside, 645 00:25:57,230 --> 00:25:59,032 this is the place to be, I'll tell you that. 646 00:25:59,099 --> 00:26:00,901 When you guys see Joe for the first time, 647 00:26:00,967 --> 00:26:02,469 that's the first time we're seeing Joe. 648 00:26:02,536 --> 00:26:03,704 I can't wait for this. 649 00:26:03,770 --> 00:26:04,806 So as we're coming through here, 650 00:26:04,871 --> 00:26:06,206 kind of look along the ceiling. 651 00:26:06,273 --> 00:26:07,974 We got lots of these little divots. 652 00:26:08,041 --> 00:26:09,943 Here we go. 653 00:26:10,010 --> 00:26:11,511 You'll notice these cracks. 654 00:26:11,578 --> 00:26:14,381 That's the water movement when all this was underwater. 655 00:26:14,448 --> 00:26:15,582 Hello? 656 00:26:15,649 --> 00:26:17,150 - Oh. - Oh. 657 00:26:17,217 --> 00:26:20,120 - Yo. - Oh, hey, man. 658 00:26:20,187 --> 00:26:21,521 Oh. 659 00:26:21,588 --> 00:26:24,958 - Are you all right? - Yeah. What's up? 660 00:26:26,893 --> 00:26:29,262 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 661 00:26:30,731 --> 00:26:33,667 Look at their faces. They're shocked. 662 00:26:33,734 --> 00:26:35,936 Oh, my God. For real, though? 663 00:26:36,002 --> 00:26:37,704 That's freakin' me out. 664 00:26:37,771 --> 00:26:38,905 It's freakin' you out? 665 00:26:38,972 --> 00:26:40,140 Imagine what this is like for me. 666 00:26:40,207 --> 00:26:41,408 You all right, dude? 667 00:26:41,475 --> 00:26:42,642 No, I've been to too many movies. 668 00:26:42,709 --> 00:26:43,778 Oh, he's gross. 669 00:26:43,845 --> 00:26:45,813 I got lost a little while ago. 670 00:26:45,879 --> 00:26:47,080 Hey. 671 00:26:47,147 --> 00:26:48,382 I didn't think he was... I didn't think 672 00:26:48,448 --> 00:26:49,983 he was gonna come out of this cave. 673 00:26:50,050 --> 00:26:52,619 I was waiting for my parents. 674 00:26:52,686 --> 00:26:54,321 I've been down here since 1987. 675 00:26:56,123 --> 00:26:57,557 Dad said, "Don't have a cow, man. 676 00:26:57,624 --> 00:26:58,658 Talk to the hand." 677 00:26:58,725 --> 00:27:00,994 And I was here... 678 00:27:01,061 --> 00:27:02,562 I got all turned around. 679 00:27:02,629 --> 00:27:05,031 What happened was I was looking for the gift shop... 680 00:27:05,999 --> 00:27:07,367 It's on down the left. 681 00:27:08,969 --> 00:27:10,937 I went on my ass to the left here... 682 00:27:11,004 --> 00:27:12,305 I like your shirt. 683 00:27:12,372 --> 00:27:14,408 I'm the beef. 684 00:27:14,474 --> 00:27:16,676 Joe, be proud of your "I'm the Beef" shirt. 685 00:27:16,743 --> 00:27:18,780 - Back of... - I'm the beef. 686 00:27:18,846 --> 00:27:21,181 I'm the beef. 687 00:27:21,248 --> 00:27:22,416 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt. 688 00:27:22,482 --> 00:27:24,084 - I'll just fold in. - Oh, okay. 689 00:27:24,151 --> 00:27:26,153 Well, the water... 690 00:27:26,219 --> 00:27:27,721 Again, the water that moves through it, 691 00:27:27,789 --> 00:27:29,456 that just opens up the cave. 692 00:27:29,523 --> 00:27:31,725 So this water, usually, with the rain, 693 00:27:31,793 --> 00:27:32,959 will come up over that way. 694 00:27:33,026 --> 00:27:34,194 Y'all have any questions? 695 00:27:34,261 --> 00:27:35,228 I have... I have a lot of questions. 696 00:27:35,295 --> 00:27:37,431 Uh, yeah. Go ahead. 697 00:27:37,497 --> 00:27:39,733 Let's start with what year is it? 698 00:27:39,801 --> 00:27:42,269 - It's 2018, sir. - Okay. 699 00:27:42,335 --> 00:27:45,439 Let me check my pager. 700 00:27:45,505 --> 00:27:47,909 Joe, have them fall in line and walk in front of them 701 00:27:47,974 --> 00:27:49,409 - like you're a sergeant. - Why don't you... 702 00:27:49,476 --> 00:27:51,211 Why don't you let me just tell everybody? 703 00:27:51,278 --> 00:27:52,379 - You're pissed at everybody. - This water comes every... 704 00:27:52,446 --> 00:27:53,713 Come on, Neil. 705 00:27:55,015 --> 00:27:56,349 This is what happened. 706 00:27:56,416 --> 00:27:58,018 You go up this ravine and it's a dead end. 707 00:27:58,084 --> 00:28:01,721 - Goes up, like, 200 feet. - 350 feet, Neil. 708 00:28:01,789 --> 00:28:04,257 Goes to 350 feet, okay? 709 00:28:04,324 --> 00:28:05,525 I mean, if you're gonna talk out your ass, 710 00:28:05,592 --> 00:28:07,027 turn around so I can understand you. 711 00:28:10,464 --> 00:28:12,332 Anybody know who shot J.R.? 712 00:28:12,399 --> 00:28:14,034 Do you guys know who shot J.R.? 713 00:28:16,336 --> 00:28:18,672 'Cause I missed... J.R. from Dallas. 714 00:28:18,738 --> 00:28:19,907 I missed that. 715 00:28:19,973 --> 00:28:21,675 It's been on my mind for so long. 716 00:28:21,741 --> 00:28:24,744 - Dad? - Dad? What? 717 00:28:24,812 --> 00:28:26,746 I didn't say shit. 718 00:28:29,049 --> 00:28:30,952 You guys, follow me out of here. 719 00:28:31,017 --> 00:28:32,152 I'm dying to get outside. 720 00:28:32,219 --> 00:28:33,453 Did Mondale get a second term? 721 00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:35,355 Did Mondale get a second term? 722 00:28:38,225 --> 00:28:41,328 Uh, okay, we're still rolling here, guys. 723 00:28:42,762 --> 00:28:45,632 You fucking son of a bitch. Oh, my God. 724 00:28:45,699 --> 00:28:48,068 Oh, my God. It scared the shit out of me. 725 00:28:48,134 --> 00:28:49,636 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God! 726 00:28:58,378 --> 00:29:00,046 Turn up the tension. Pedal, pedal. 727 00:29:00,113 --> 00:29:01,414 - Hey, bud, what's up? - Hey. 728 00:29:01,481 --> 00:29:05,151 You, uh, have a laptop charger or... 729 00:29:05,218 --> 00:29:06,586 Which one? USB-C or the older ones? 730 00:29:06,653 --> 00:29:09,489 Let's go, ladies! Keep it going! 731 00:29:09,556 --> 00:29:12,058 Work the quads, work the glutes. 732 00:29:12,125 --> 00:29:13,393 Anyways, what can I do for you, bud? 733 00:29:13,460 --> 00:29:15,262 - "Let's go, ladies"? - Let's go, yeah. 734 00:29:15,328 --> 00:29:16,831 Who are these ladies? 735 00:29:16,898 --> 00:29:19,165 Do me a favor, keep 'em encouraged while I'm gone. 736 00:29:21,601 --> 00:29:23,637 Let's go! 737 00:29:23,703 --> 00:29:25,973 You are doggin' it! I want to see more out of you! 738 00:29:26,039 --> 00:29:27,307 You over there, you're looking good. 739 00:29:27,374 --> 00:29:29,010 - Let's go! - Sorry, that's too much. 740 00:29:29,075 --> 00:29:30,443 - That's too much. - Yeah, I'm so sorry. 741 00:29:30,510 --> 00:29:31,779 I don't have the USB-C, I have the older laptop, 742 00:29:31,846 --> 00:29:32,947 so I don't got it, bud. 743 00:29:33,014 --> 00:29:34,414 Good? 744 00:29:34,481 --> 00:29:35,883 - Did you... - I haven't got it, okay? 745 00:29:35,950 --> 00:29:39,085 Come on, ladies! Let's go, let's go, let's go! 746 00:29:54,167 --> 00:29:56,269 Q is on a boat with a couple of strangers, 747 00:29:56,336 --> 00:29:58,338 and we've arranged for this boat to pull up 748 00:29:58,405 --> 00:29:59,807 on someone in distress. 749 00:29:59,874 --> 00:30:02,609 Q doesn't know who, how, or what the situation is. 750 00:30:02,676 --> 00:30:04,678 In that moment, the captain's gonna say, 751 00:30:04,744 --> 00:30:06,881 because of the law, he cannot accept 752 00:30:06,948 --> 00:30:08,181 anyone else on the boat 753 00:30:08,248 --> 00:30:09,817 unless it's unanimously agreed upon. 754 00:30:09,884 --> 00:30:11,651 The catch is that we're gonna give him the reason 755 00:30:11,718 --> 00:30:13,253 why this guy can't get on the boat. 756 00:30:14,287 --> 00:30:15,589 You see that? 757 00:30:15,655 --> 00:30:18,291 Guy over there flagging us down. 758 00:30:18,358 --> 00:30:20,360 - A guy? - Uh-oh, Q. Uh-oh, Q. 759 00:30:20,427 --> 00:30:21,595 Somebody's in the water. 760 00:30:24,564 --> 00:30:25,967 You see who that is, Q? 761 00:30:26,033 --> 00:30:29,536 Is that a U.S. soldier? 762 00:30:29,603 --> 00:30:31,605 - A hero? - An American hero. 763 00:30:31,671 --> 00:30:34,075 It's G.I. Float. 764 00:30:34,140 --> 00:30:36,643 I'm a U.S. soldier in distress. 765 00:30:36,710 --> 00:30:37,812 Can you please help? 766 00:30:37,878 --> 00:30:39,013 We have to make sure that everyone's okay 767 00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:40,246 with bringing him on. 768 00:30:40,313 --> 00:30:41,247 Are you guys all right with that? 769 00:30:41,314 --> 00:30:42,649 Yeah, that's all right. 770 00:30:42,716 --> 00:30:44,250 You're okay with bringing him on? 771 00:30:44,317 --> 00:30:47,888 If he's in distress, then we want to help. 772 00:30:47,955 --> 00:30:49,289 You okay to bring him on? 773 00:30:49,356 --> 00:30:50,724 Well, hear me out. 774 00:30:50,791 --> 00:30:52,359 I mean, we help a solider in a dinghy, 775 00:30:52,425 --> 00:30:54,260 what's that gonna do for his confidence? 776 00:30:54,327 --> 00:30:56,496 If we... 777 00:30:56,563 --> 00:30:58,531 If we were to help a soldier in a dinghy, 778 00:30:58,598 --> 00:31:00,500 what's that do for his confidence? 779 00:31:02,502 --> 00:31:05,072 We have backed him into a corner like no other. 780 00:31:05,138 --> 00:31:07,240 - Where's he from? - Where did you serve? 781 00:31:07,307 --> 00:31:09,977 - Iraq. - Oh, so he survived Iraq. 782 00:31:10,044 --> 00:31:11,411 He's okay. 783 00:31:11,478 --> 00:31:14,015 I thank you for your service. 784 00:31:14,081 --> 00:31:16,750 I'm just saying, we don't really know anything about the guy. 785 00:31:16,817 --> 00:31:18,853 They sell that outfit at any Army-Navy store. 786 00:31:18,919 --> 00:31:21,388 You know? 787 00:31:21,454 --> 00:31:22,823 How is this even an issue? 788 00:31:27,293 --> 00:31:28,628 I know this looks like I don't want 789 00:31:28,695 --> 00:31:30,131 to save a U.S. soldier in distress... 790 00:31:30,230 --> 00:31:31,932 - No, it doesn't. - It doesn't? Great. 791 00:31:33,166 --> 00:31:34,902 - Oh! Oh, my God! - Wow. 792 00:31:34,969 --> 00:31:37,437 How is he convincing people not to help a soldier? 793 00:31:37,504 --> 00:31:39,840 I know, right, a unanimous vote from you guys, seriously. 794 00:31:39,907 --> 00:31:41,075 Yeah, we're good. 795 00:31:41,142 --> 00:31:42,342 We talked it out, 796 00:31:42,409 --> 00:31:44,444 and we're okay just bailing on him. 797 00:31:44,511 --> 00:31:46,013 I feel bad leaving him out there. 798 00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:47,480 - Yes! - Oh. 799 00:31:47,547 --> 00:31:49,884 I need an answer from each of you, then, so... 800 00:31:49,950 --> 00:31:52,053 I'll go with whatever the group decides. 801 00:31:52,119 --> 00:31:53,253 Let him on the boat. 802 00:31:53,319 --> 00:31:54,487 - Yeah? - Oh! 803 00:31:54,554 --> 00:31:57,357 - Let him on? - Yeah! 804 00:31:57,424 --> 00:31:58,758 Where were you going to? 805 00:31:58,826 --> 00:32:01,194 Uh, actually, I was trying to get to Miami 806 00:32:01,261 --> 00:32:02,997 to see the Paula Abdul concert. 807 00:32:04,597 --> 00:32:06,934 Aren't we all. 808 00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:14,507 This looks like a real party crowd 809 00:32:14,574 --> 00:32:16,844 you have out there, pal. 810 00:32:16,911 --> 00:32:18,745 We're about to roll up on somebody. 811 00:32:18,813 --> 00:32:21,381 Here we go, they're already worried. 812 00:32:21,448 --> 00:32:23,184 It's a man in a boat? 813 00:32:23,249 --> 00:32:24,985 Joe, why don't you go take a look at who's in distress? 814 00:32:25,052 --> 00:32:27,253 Just watch Joe's face. 815 00:32:29,355 --> 00:32:30,623 I'm stuck. 816 00:32:30,690 --> 00:32:32,425 Can you swing around, give me a hand? 817 00:32:32,492 --> 00:32:33,626 Oh, man. 818 00:32:35,863 --> 00:32:38,264 Oh, I'm stuck! 819 00:32:38,331 --> 00:32:41,035 I'm having trouble getting back on the boat. 820 00:32:41,102 --> 00:32:43,871 What does he think? 821 00:32:43,938 --> 00:32:46,473 Basically, maritime law says that if we bring him on, 822 00:32:46,539 --> 00:32:48,475 everyone has to be okay with us bringing him on. 823 00:32:48,541 --> 00:32:50,911 - Does it have to be unanimous? - It has to be unanimous. 824 00:32:50,978 --> 00:32:52,345 - Is it all right with you? - Oh, no it... 825 00:32:52,412 --> 00:32:53,446 - Is it okay with you, sir? - Yeah. 826 00:32:54,115 --> 00:32:55,749 Oh, no. 827 00:32:57,118 --> 00:32:58,284 I mean, hear me out. 828 00:32:58,351 --> 00:32:59,652 I promised I'd never put myself 829 00:32:59,719 --> 00:33:01,254 into this situation again. 830 00:33:01,321 --> 00:33:02,555 I promised I'd never put myself 831 00:33:02,622 --> 00:33:03,891 in this situation again. 832 00:33:03,958 --> 00:33:05,159 I've been burned once. 833 00:33:05,226 --> 00:33:06,060 I'm not gonna let it happen twice. 834 00:33:07,895 --> 00:33:09,462 - You're saying no? - I'm saying no, yeah. 835 00:33:09,529 --> 00:33:11,564 Murr, I'm having issues with my dinghy. 836 00:33:11,631 --> 00:33:14,400 Guys, I'm having issues with my dinghy. 837 00:33:14,467 --> 00:33:16,336 I don't know which dinghy he's talking about. 838 00:33:16,402 --> 00:33:18,404 I don't know. 839 00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:22,810 I mean, you gotta see it from our point of view, pal. 840 00:33:22,877 --> 00:33:24,677 Joe, go on a rant. Take this thing over. 841 00:33:24,744 --> 00:33:26,446 You got your buttocks out in the middle of the ocean, 842 00:33:26,513 --> 00:33:28,314 bobbing up and down with a lady on the boat, 843 00:33:28,381 --> 00:33:29,784 I mean, you want us to take you on... 844 00:33:29,850 --> 00:33:31,451 - I mean, where are your trunks? - What? 845 00:33:31,518 --> 00:33:33,788 The logic doesn't track. Where are your trunks? 846 00:33:35,755 --> 00:33:37,792 Can't we just help him get on his boat? 847 00:33:37,858 --> 00:33:39,392 Joey, it's you versus Murr. 848 00:33:39,459 --> 00:33:41,929 - He gets on, you lose. - Dead, pal. 849 00:33:41,996 --> 00:33:45,331 Yeah, the rule is we both get on this boat, I lose. 850 00:33:46,167 --> 00:33:48,768 - Pretty much. - What? 851 00:33:48,836 --> 00:33:50,204 Wait, wait, whoa, whoa. Hold on! 852 00:33:50,271 --> 00:33:51,604 What are you doing? 853 00:33:52,438 --> 00:33:54,074 Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joey. 854 00:33:54,141 --> 00:33:55,708 What are you... What? 855 00:33:55,776 --> 00:33:58,311 I'm out. Ah! 856 00:34:01,916 --> 00:34:03,250 Is this for real? 857 00:34:03,316 --> 00:34:05,552 He's gonna save him. He's going to save him. 858 00:34:05,618 --> 00:34:08,621 - Come on! - So Murray still loses. 859 00:34:08,688 --> 00:34:10,124 - That's it, he's off. - Oh, my God, Murray... 860 00:34:10,191 --> 00:34:11,324 Well, he's not getting on the boat. 861 00:34:11,391 --> 00:34:12,425 - Get in... - Just not... 862 00:34:12,492 --> 00:34:14,694 - Oh! - Oh! 863 00:34:14,761 --> 00:34:16,529 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 864 00:34:16,596 --> 00:34:18,933 How could you dare touch that ass? 865 00:34:18,999 --> 00:34:21,802 - I'll see you back at land. - Are you kidding me? Joe! 866 00:34:21,869 --> 00:34:23,369 Do you have beer on this boat? 867 00:34:25,005 --> 00:34:26,207 Son of a... 868 00:34:47,594 --> 00:34:50,831 - Wow. This is special. - Ooh. 869 00:34:50,898 --> 00:34:52,398 You couldn't have booked something a little bit better? 870 00:34:52,465 --> 00:34:54,034 It's 2 1/2 stars. How many stars do you need? 871 00:34:54,101 --> 00:34:55,668 - All of them. - One of the reviews, 872 00:34:55,735 --> 00:34:58,705 Danny D. says, "Found two crack pipes, lolz." 873 00:34:58,771 --> 00:35:01,242 With a Z. Still gave it four stars. 874 00:35:01,308 --> 00:35:02,408 - All right. - With a Z? 875 00:35:02,475 --> 00:35:03,878 - It's got cable. - That's hip. 876 00:35:13,954 --> 00:35:15,388 You guys did not think we weren't gonna 877 00:35:15,455 --> 00:35:16,957 mess with Sal on this trip, did you? 878 00:35:17,024 --> 00:35:18,926 Yeah, that's right, we stopped at this roadside motel 879 00:35:18,993 --> 00:35:20,426 because they allow pets. 880 00:35:20,493 --> 00:35:21,929 You're about to see a grown man cry. 881 00:35:24,031 --> 00:35:25,698 I was saying, like, pull up to him, so it could be fun. 882 00:35:25,765 --> 00:35:27,433 Just... You're just going to see what he's doing. 883 00:35:27,500 --> 00:35:29,602 - Right. Hoodie's on? - Get in. 884 00:35:32,772 --> 00:35:33,874 What? 885 00:35:37,410 --> 00:35:39,179 All right. Can I... 886 00:35:39,246 --> 00:35:40,647 Just open the door, buddy. 887 00:35:40,713 --> 00:35:42,783 - There's no handle. - No handle? 888 00:35:42,850 --> 00:35:44,484 This isn't the nicest motel. 889 00:35:44,550 --> 00:35:46,053 This wasn't right for today. 890 00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:48,155 Sal, everybody knows you're afraid of cats. 891 00:35:56,496 --> 00:35:59,266 Oh, my... 892 00:35:59,333 --> 00:36:01,201 That's a tiger. 893 00:36:01,268 --> 00:36:03,603 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 894 00:36:03,670 --> 00:36:06,773 I can't do this. Oh, my God. 895 00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:09,910 How did you get the insurance to sign off on this? 896 00:36:09,977 --> 00:36:11,312 We didn't. 897 00:36:11,378 --> 00:36:13,713 Guys, I don't think it's funny. I don't want to do it. 898 00:36:13,781 --> 00:36:16,749 Guys, please. Guys, please. Guys, please. 899 00:36:16,817 --> 00:36:18,218 I don't think it's funny, guys. 900 00:36:19,987 --> 00:36:21,188 Oh. Can't move. 901 00:36:21,255 --> 00:36:23,523 Yeah, that's probably wise that you don't move. 902 00:36:23,589 --> 00:36:25,960 I've seen so many movies and so many TV shows... 903 00:36:26,026 --> 00:36:28,494 In one second, if this tiger wants to kill me, 904 00:36:28,561 --> 00:36:30,496 the tiger's gonna kill me. 905 00:36:32,232 --> 00:36:34,600 Guys, did you think this through all the way? 906 00:36:34,667 --> 00:36:36,036 - Not really - Not really, no. 907 00:36:36,103 --> 00:36:37,938 How can you do this to me? What do I do? 908 00:36:38,005 --> 00:36:39,440 Try to get out of the room, bud. 909 00:36:39,505 --> 00:36:41,075 There's a door right in front of you. 910 00:36:44,445 --> 00:36:45,980 - Uh-oh. - Uh-oh. 911 00:36:46,046 --> 00:36:47,781 Now he's more concerned about the lock than the tiger. 912 00:36:47,848 --> 00:36:50,884 No, no, no, no, no. 913 00:36:50,951 --> 00:36:52,219 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 914 00:36:52,286 --> 00:36:53,320 Oh, my God! 915 00:36:53,387 --> 00:36:57,291 Guys, I can't make it. 916 00:36:57,358 --> 00:36:58,959 Good, he's brushing his teeth. Go, go. 917 00:36:59,026 --> 00:37:00,727 - He's brushing his teeth. - There he goes. 918 00:37:00,794 --> 00:37:01,761 - He's up on the sink. - Get out of there. 919 00:37:01,829 --> 00:37:04,164 Get out of there, quick. 920 00:37:04,231 --> 00:37:06,200 Look at the poster in front of your face. 921 00:37:06,266 --> 00:37:09,136 - You think that's funny? - It's the shit. 922 00:37:09,203 --> 00:37:10,971 Just hang in there, pal. 923 00:37:11,038 --> 00:37:12,739 Guys, I... 924 00:37:13,639 --> 00:37:16,176 don't think this is funny. 925 00:37:16,243 --> 00:37:18,544 - Who's there? - Just let me in, guys. 926 00:37:18,611 --> 00:37:19,880 - It's not funny. - Sal, it's super easy. 927 00:37:19,947 --> 00:37:21,015 You just have to say this sentence. 928 00:37:21,081 --> 00:37:22,416 - Go ahead. - "Let me in. 929 00:37:22,483 --> 00:37:24,650 I'm a baby bitch boy." 930 00:37:24,717 --> 00:37:26,253 Let me in, I'm the baby bitch boy. 931 00:37:27,754 --> 00:37:29,289 No, no, that's what Joe wanted you to say. 932 00:37:29,356 --> 00:37:30,757 I want you to say, 933 00:37:30,824 --> 00:37:34,161 "Murr's funnier, smarter, and better than me." 934 00:37:34,228 --> 00:37:35,963 Come here, buddy. Come here, buddy. 935 00:37:52,046 --> 00:37:54,281 Chaplin moustache will never come back. 936 00:37:54,348 --> 00:37:55,382 - Oh, hey, bud. - Hey. 937 00:37:55,449 --> 00:37:56,283 Do you know the Wi-Fi password? 938 00:37:56,350 --> 00:37:57,617 Oh, the Wi-Fi? 939 00:37:57,683 --> 00:37:58,886 Sure, you don't have it in your room? 940 00:37:58,952 --> 00:38:00,821 No, the card's not in there, so, yeah. 941 00:38:06,260 --> 00:38:07,928 I mean, just search for Morgan Suites. 942 00:38:07,995 --> 00:38:09,496 The password is "password." 943 00:38:09,562 --> 00:38:11,231 The password is "password"? That's not very secure. 944 00:38:11,298 --> 00:38:12,966 - No. - Yeah. Oh, hey. 945 00:38:13,033 --> 00:38:15,635 Oh, hey! It's the Houlihans. 946 00:38:15,701 --> 00:38:17,770 One sec. Hey, Marisa, Chris. Come on. 947 00:38:17,838 --> 00:38:18,872 - Please, please. - Murr! 948 00:38:18,939 --> 00:38:20,606 Hey, Marisa, you look gorgeous. 949 00:38:20,673 --> 00:38:21,641 - Yeah. - And Chris. 950 00:38:21,707 --> 00:38:22,776 Scotch is in the back. 951 00:38:22,843 --> 00:38:24,178 - Take it easy this time. - Always. 952 00:38:24,244 --> 00:38:25,312 - All right, buddy. Good night. - All right, man. 953 00:38:25,379 --> 00:38:26,313 You have a good night. 954 00:38:36,457 --> 00:38:37,891 Grover Cleveland was a Capricorn... Yeah, man? 955 00:38:37,958 --> 00:38:39,193 Are there any caps on the password? 956 00:38:39,259 --> 00:38:40,227 All caps. 957 00:38:40,294 --> 00:38:41,727 All caps password. Yeah, thanks. 958 00:39:02,449 --> 00:39:05,685 Uh-huh. I guess I'm late. 959 00:39:05,751 --> 00:39:08,088 What do you want to do? 960 00:39:08,155 --> 00:39:09,755 All right, this looks nice and cool in the sun. 961 00:39:09,823 --> 00:39:10,791 This is gonna be great. 962 00:39:14,394 --> 00:39:16,330 All right. 963 00:39:16,396 --> 00:39:17,798 Here we go. 964 00:39:17,865 --> 00:39:19,533 Oh, God, I'm gonna die. 965 00:39:21,001 --> 00:39:23,170 Nobody told me your name, buddy. 966 00:39:23,237 --> 00:39:25,472 So how about we go with Benjamin Horse? 967 00:39:25,539 --> 00:39:27,241 Yes. All right. 968 00:39:31,545 --> 00:39:33,247 Oh. 969 00:39:33,313 --> 00:39:34,714 Oh, my goodness. 970 00:39:36,250 --> 00:39:40,087 This says we go up one mile and make a left, 971 00:39:40,154 --> 00:39:43,857 and then we can punch the guys. 972 00:39:43,924 --> 00:39:45,792 I'd like to marry a girl like you one day. 973 00:39:45,859 --> 00:39:48,661 Pretty. Beautiful blue eyes. 974 00:39:48,728 --> 00:39:50,931 Calm, steady demeanor. 975 00:39:50,998 --> 00:39:54,667 You guys messed up, because I'm havin' a blast! 976 00:39:54,734 --> 00:39:57,137 This is the best road trip ever! 977 00:40:03,877 --> 00:40:05,245 Let me ask you this, 978 00:40:05,312 --> 00:40:07,481 When was the last time you had an E.L. Fudge? 979 00:40:07,548 --> 00:40:09,183 - One week ago. - Really? 980 00:40:09,249 --> 00:40:10,551 - No exaggeration. - You're lying. 981 00:40:10,617 --> 00:40:12,319 I swear to God. 982 00:40:12,386 --> 00:40:14,488 Fudge Stripe gets all the shine over at Keebler. 983 00:40:14,555 --> 00:40:15,923 Fudge Stripe's a better cookie. 984 00:40:15,989 --> 00:40:17,757 I'm talking Keebler, I'm talking E.L. Fudge. 985 00:40:17,824 --> 00:40:19,593 I'm talking Fudge Stripe, and then I move on. 986 00:40:19,660 --> 00:40:21,028 I'll give you $1,000/ 987 00:40:21,094 --> 00:40:22,796 if any of you can tell me what E.L. stands for. 988 00:40:24,231 --> 00:40:25,765 I'm blowing your mind right now. 989 00:40:25,832 --> 00:40:29,203 Everybody loves? 990 00:40:29,269 --> 00:40:32,673 - Shit. - You carry $1,000 with you? 991 00:40:32,738 --> 00:40:35,309 - I think I see someone. - Yeah! 992 00:40:35,375 --> 00:40:36,443 Oh, there he is. 993 00:40:37,411 --> 00:40:39,580 Welcome to the party, pal. 994 00:40:39,646 --> 00:40:40,981 Come on, Fatiator. 995 00:40:41,048 --> 00:40:43,250 Once my balls shot directly up in my body 996 00:40:43,317 --> 00:40:46,752 about a mile back, I started enjoying it. 997 00:40:46,820 --> 00:40:48,188 - You got it. Be careful, man. - Whoa! 998 00:40:48,255 --> 00:40:51,658 - Park it over there. - Okay, okay. All right. 999 00:40:51,724 --> 00:40:52,793 You good? 1000 00:40:57,998 --> 00:40:59,466 You're forever my horse, baby. 1001 00:41:10,611 --> 00:41:12,646 Murr, how... This idiot. 1002 00:41:12,713 --> 00:41:14,181 - What? - Look at... 1003 00:41:16,149 --> 00:41:18,185 How does he even sleep like that? 1004 00:41:18,252 --> 00:41:19,786 Oh, man. He's got no idea what's coming. 1005 00:41:19,853 --> 00:41:22,022 Oh, I know. I've already made some calls. 1006 00:41:24,725 --> 00:41:26,693 ♪ Get ready, get ready, go ♪ 1007 00:41:26,759 --> 00:41:28,895 ♪ Forever my girl Forever my chick ♪ 1008 00:41:28,962 --> 00:41:30,130 ♪ Together forever, we lit ♪ 1009 00:41:30,197 --> 00:41:31,565 ♪ Whatever the gift, she cool ♪ 1010 00:41:31,632 --> 00:41:32,699 ♪ Whatever she get ♪ 1011 00:41:32,765 --> 00:41:33,734 ♪ Strawberry letters for dick ♪ 1012 00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:34,868 ♪ I'm bound to sweat ♪ 1013 00:41:34,935 --> 00:41:36,370 ♪ Got 'em whenever she's sick ♪ 1014 00:41:36,436 --> 00:41:38,438 ♪ She call me This medicine quick ♪ 1015 00:41:38,505 --> 00:41:39,740 ♪ I measured the dick before I could measure the bitch ♪ 1016 00:41:39,806 --> 00:41:40,807 ♪ She on the measuring stick ♪ 1017 00:41:40,874 --> 00:41:42,342 ♪ I'm heavy legit ♪ 1018 00:41:42,409 --> 00:41:43,710 ♪ Like forever is wrong, Whatever I do ♪ 1019 00:41:43,777 --> 00:41:45,212 ♪ You, forever my boo ♪ 1020 00:41:45,279 --> 00:41:46,546 ♪ And back when They call me the cat ♪ 1021 00:41:46,613 --> 00:41:47,681 ♪ I'm like Pepé Le Pew ♪ 1022 00:41:47,748 --> 00:41:49,116 ♪ Ha ♪ 1023 00:41:49,182 --> 00:41:51,818 ♪ Staten Island in the building ♪ 1024 00:41:51,885 --> 00:41:53,220 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1025 00:41:53,287 --> 00:41:55,088 I'm shaking. 1026 00:41:55,155 --> 00:41:56,890 All right, how are you? 1027 00:42:02,796 --> 00:42:04,197 Well, ladies, this is the birthday boy. 1028 00:42:04,264 --> 00:42:05,332 We're here to celebrate him. 1029 00:42:07,801 --> 00:42:09,503 So let's do this. 1030 00:42:14,441 --> 00:42:15,742 I hold back. 1031 00:42:15,809 --> 00:42:18,011 I get shy at first. 1032 00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:22,049 I guess it is a little. 1033 00:42:22,115 --> 00:42:23,383 It's his birthday, ladies. 1034 00:42:23,450 --> 00:42:25,118 What does this look like from your vantage? 1035 00:42:28,989 --> 00:42:33,727 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 1036 00:42:33,795 --> 00:42:38,231 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 1037 00:42:38,298 --> 00:42:43,303 ♪ Happy birthday, dear Murray ♪ 1038 00:42:43,370 --> 00:42:48,742 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 1039 00:42:48,810 --> 00:42:50,177 Are you serious? 1040 00:42:50,243 --> 00:42:52,312 That's Murray's family behind us. 1041 00:42:52,379 --> 00:42:55,082 That's James' nieces and nephews. 1042 00:42:55,148 --> 00:42:57,217 - Happy birthday, my friend. - Oh, my God. 1043 00:42:57,284 --> 00:42:59,219 They're all here! 1044 00:43:05,459 --> 00:43:09,831 Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? 1045 00:43:16,136 --> 00:43:17,604 Everybody's ready to roll. 1046 00:43:19,740 --> 00:43:21,141 James, they're so innocent. 1047 00:43:21,208 --> 00:43:23,778 Are you kidding me? You flew my whole... 1048 00:43:23,845 --> 00:43:26,513 That's my nieces and nephews. 1049 00:43:26,580 --> 00:43:28,448 It's all fake? 1050 00:43:28,515 --> 00:43:29,851 Happy birthday! 1051 00:43:32,252 --> 00:43:33,687 ♪ I'm the joker ♪ 1052 00:43:33,754 --> 00:43:35,889 ♪ I'm practically nuts ♪ 1053 00:43:35,956 --> 00:43:37,190 ♪ With my crew ♪ 1054 00:43:37,257 --> 00:43:40,193 Huh. The Atlanta Hawks are hiring. 1055 00:43:41,863 --> 00:43:43,063 Players? 1056 00:43:45,232 --> 00:43:46,834 I feel like they shouldn't put an ad out for that. 1057 00:43:46,900 --> 00:43:48,368 It's unclear. 1058 00:43:50,737 --> 00:43:52,105 All righty. Here we go. 1059 00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:55,642 ♪ Whoa, joker ♪ 1060 00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:00,046 - Murr. - Yep. 1061 00:44:00,113 --> 00:44:01,281 - How you doing, buddy? - I'm good. 1062 00:44:02,282 --> 00:44:03,818 Here we go. Here we go, guys. 1063 00:44:03,885 --> 00:44:05,952 - Here we go. We're in. - How are you doing? 1064 00:44:06,019 --> 00:44:07,287 - Hey, I'm James Murray. Nice to meet you. - Hey, nice to meet you. Joe. 1065 00:44:07,354 --> 00:44:08,755 - How are you? - Good, good. 1066 00:44:08,823 --> 00:44:10,090 - How are you doing? - Joe, pleasure. I'm great. 1067 00:44:10,157 --> 00:44:11,258 - Thank you so much. - Awesome. 1068 00:44:11,324 --> 00:44:12,426 - Well, welcome. - Thank you. 1069 00:44:12,492 --> 00:44:13,660 So where are you coming in from? 1070 00:44:13,727 --> 00:44:15,095 Oh, I live here in Atlanta. 1071 00:44:15,162 --> 00:44:16,763 You answer the questions we ask you. 1072 00:44:16,831 --> 00:44:18,365 So where are you from originally? 1073 00:44:18,432 --> 00:44:20,333 Where do I see myself in five years? 1074 00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:23,303 Well, in five years, I see myself well on track 1075 00:44:23,370 --> 00:44:25,405 to maybe a managerial... 1076 00:44:25,472 --> 00:44:26,640 Okay, great. 1077 00:44:26,706 --> 00:44:28,742 So how'd you hear about this role in particular? 1078 00:44:28,810 --> 00:44:30,444 Oh. 1079 00:44:30,510 --> 00:44:31,678 Well, what do you feel your biggest strength is? 1080 00:44:31,745 --> 00:44:32,946 My biggest strengths are... 1081 00:44:34,347 --> 00:44:36,784 I would say confidence, approachability... 1082 00:44:36,851 --> 00:44:38,452 - Sure. - I'm easy to talk with. 1083 00:44:38,518 --> 00:44:40,287 Why leave your position at Georgia State? 1084 00:44:40,353 --> 00:44:41,856 I saw you were there until March. 1085 00:44:41,923 --> 00:44:43,891 - In full disclosure... - In full disclosure... 1086 00:44:43,957 --> 00:44:48,930 - I had a child out of wedlock. - I had a child out of wedlock. 1087 00:44:48,995 --> 00:44:51,231 If that disqualifies me from the job, I understand. 1088 00:44:51,298 --> 00:44:54,000 If that disqualifies me from the job, I understand. 1089 00:44:54,067 --> 00:44:56,736 - Nope. Nope. Certainly not. - Right. 1090 00:44:58,338 --> 00:45:00,440 I put a Polaroid camera. Just take a quick picture. 1091 00:45:01,141 --> 00:45:02,175 - Cool. - Right? 1092 00:45:02,242 --> 00:45:03,710 - You got a... - Yeah. 1093 00:45:05,378 --> 00:45:07,547 - Camera. Nice. - Yeah. 1094 00:45:07,614 --> 00:45:09,182 Get him to sign it. Get him to sign it. 1095 00:45:09,249 --> 00:45:11,384 - Well, um... - Can you autograph? 1096 00:45:11,451 --> 00:45:13,119 - Is that cool? - Sure, yeah. Yeah, bring it. 1097 00:45:13,186 --> 00:45:14,454 I mean, you are on the Hawks. 1098 00:45:14,521 --> 00:45:15,957 I mean, you are on the Hawks, so... 1099 00:45:16,022 --> 00:45:17,591 Yeah, well... Yeah. 1100 00:45:17,657 --> 00:45:19,493 I have to apologize if I seem a little off. 1101 00:45:19,559 --> 00:45:21,127 I have to apologize, by the way, 1102 00:45:21,194 --> 00:45:22,830 if I seem a little off during the interview. 1103 00:45:22,897 --> 00:45:24,030 Aunt Flo's in town. 1104 00:45:24,097 --> 00:45:26,333 Aunt... 1105 00:45:26,399 --> 00:45:28,235 Frick. 1106 00:45:28,301 --> 00:45:29,636 Looks like I'm not getting the job. 1107 00:45:32,172 --> 00:45:33,875 - Or the party ticket. - Yeah. 1108 00:45:37,143 --> 00:45:38,545 Look at this, boys. 1109 00:45:38,612 --> 00:45:39,914 This is big-time... You get this job, 1110 00:45:39,981 --> 00:45:41,314 you're gonna be big-time, buddy. 1111 00:45:41,381 --> 00:45:42,449 This is a big-time gig we're infiltrating. 1112 00:45:42,516 --> 00:45:44,584 I'm ready for the big time. 1113 00:45:44,651 --> 00:45:46,520 - Here she comes. - Hello, hi. 1114 00:45:46,586 --> 00:45:48,355 - How are you? - How are you? I'm Brian. 1115 00:45:48,421 --> 00:45:51,124 - Hey. Nice to meet you. - Very nice to meet you. 1116 00:45:51,191 --> 00:45:52,158 Here we go. 1117 00:45:52,225 --> 00:45:53,660 - Oh. - Here we go, Q. 1118 00:45:53,727 --> 00:45:55,729 You've seen the job description. 1119 00:45:55,796 --> 00:45:57,264 - I have. Yeah. - Correct? 1120 00:45:57,330 --> 00:45:59,566 - I got it right here. - Two words, under qualified. 1121 00:45:59,633 --> 00:46:02,402 Two words, under qualified, but willing to learn. 1122 00:46:02,469 --> 00:46:04,437 Willing to learn. That's great. 1123 00:46:05,739 --> 00:46:08,375 Can you describe your style of management? 1124 00:46:08,441 --> 00:46:10,011 - My style of management? - Mmm-hmm. 1125 00:46:10,076 --> 00:46:11,378 Sure, well, my nickname's Crab Cake, 1126 00:46:11,444 --> 00:46:12,880 so if that's any indication... 1127 00:46:12,947 --> 00:46:15,282 My nickname... All my, uh... 1128 00:46:15,348 --> 00:46:17,183 All my workers call me Crab Cakes, 1129 00:46:17,250 --> 00:46:18,685 if that's any indication. 1130 00:46:18,752 --> 00:46:19,887 - Yeah. - Really? 1131 00:46:19,954 --> 00:46:20,955 - Yeah, Crab Cakes. - Yeah. 1132 00:46:22,422 --> 00:46:24,124 If the guys want to call me Crab Cakes, 1133 00:46:24,190 --> 00:46:26,994 hey, call me Crab Cakes. 1134 00:46:27,060 --> 00:46:28,495 - Off topic... - Off topic... 1135 00:46:28,562 --> 00:46:30,831 Is that stupid mascot of yours a woodpecker? 1136 00:46:30,898 --> 00:46:32,198 What is that thing? 1137 00:46:32,265 --> 00:46:35,168 Is that... That stupid mascot you have, 1138 00:46:35,235 --> 00:46:36,871 is that a woodpecker, what is that thing? 1139 00:46:38,638 --> 00:46:40,206 - I can't even look. - Oh, my God. 1140 00:46:40,273 --> 00:46:42,375 - I can't even look. - It's a hawk. 1141 00:46:42,442 --> 00:46:43,677 I don't know what you call that bird. 1142 00:46:43,743 --> 00:46:45,278 Yeah? Oh, it looks like a woodpecker. 1143 00:46:49,649 --> 00:46:50,717 Yeah. 1144 00:46:50,785 --> 00:46:52,419 Tell me a little bit about yourself. 1145 00:46:52,485 --> 00:46:54,721 Will I be pissing in a cup for a drug test? 1146 00:46:55,488 --> 00:46:57,524 Do you know, is, um... 1147 00:47:02,797 --> 00:47:04,197 He doesn't want to say it. 1148 00:47:04,264 --> 00:47:06,132 Yeah, I really tanked this one. 1149 00:47:06,199 --> 00:47:08,101 There's no way I'm going to see Abdul. 1150 00:47:08,168 --> 00:47:10,938 There's no way I'm going to see Paula Abdul. 1151 00:47:13,473 --> 00:47:14,875 Explain the plot of the movie. 1152 00:47:14,942 --> 00:47:16,343 We're four high school friends. 1153 00:47:16,409 --> 00:47:18,879 So we're on a road trip for redemption 1154 00:47:18,946 --> 00:47:21,414 for an incident that happened back in 1990, 1155 00:47:21,481 --> 00:47:22,950 like, coming back to haunt us now. 1156 00:47:23,017 --> 00:47:25,086 And there's only three tickets to see Abdul, 1157 00:47:25,151 --> 00:47:27,554 and one of us can't go. 1158 00:47:27,621 --> 00:47:29,756 - Rate our movie. - The movie's 3 1/2 stars. 1159 00:47:29,824 --> 00:47:31,558 The movie's gonna be 3 1/2 stars. 1160 00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:34,394 This interview is bullshit. 1161 00:47:37,297 --> 00:47:39,132 This interview is bullshit. 1162 00:47:42,003 --> 00:47:44,371 Thank you. 1163 00:47:44,437 --> 00:47:46,139 It's total bullshit. 1164 00:47:47,374 --> 00:47:50,143 It's all for a movie. 1165 00:47:51,946 --> 00:47:53,914 Hey, buddy, everything look cozy? 1166 00:47:53,981 --> 00:47:55,783 Yep. What's that? 1167 00:47:55,850 --> 00:47:57,617 That's Chase, you met him at a Big Brother program. 1168 00:47:57,684 --> 00:47:59,486 Then you lost him, and now he's your guardian angel 1169 00:47:59,552 --> 00:48:01,889 that looks over you during all the big events, 1170 00:48:01,956 --> 00:48:03,156 including job interviews. 1171 00:48:03,223 --> 00:48:04,557 - Hey. - Oh, hey, yeah, yeah. 1172 00:48:04,624 --> 00:48:06,760 How are you? Very random. 1173 00:48:06,827 --> 00:48:09,763 - That's actually Chase. - Okay. Great. 1174 00:48:09,830 --> 00:48:10,965 He was my Little Brother, 1175 00:48:11,032 --> 00:48:12,066 in the Little Brother, Big Brother program. 1176 00:48:12,133 --> 00:48:13,433 Okay. 1177 00:48:13,500 --> 00:48:14,835 He's like my guardian angel, inspiration. 1178 00:48:14,902 --> 00:48:16,369 He's gonna look over the interview for me. 1179 00:48:16,436 --> 00:48:17,737 - Oh, I think that's great. - Thank you. 1180 00:48:17,805 --> 00:48:19,372 I was like, did someone leave anything? 1181 00:48:19,439 --> 00:48:20,440 - Oh, no, what is your name? - Brandy. Brandy. 1182 00:48:20,507 --> 00:48:21,541 - Brandy. - Yeah, sorry. 1183 00:48:21,608 --> 00:48:23,010 - Nice to meet you. - I'm Sal. 1184 00:48:23,077 --> 00:48:24,111 Immediately launch into why the Earth is flat. 1185 00:48:25,345 --> 00:48:26,446 I like talking to people 1186 00:48:26,513 --> 00:48:27,782 about all different types of things. 1187 00:48:27,848 --> 00:48:29,182 - Right. - You know, for example, like, 1188 00:48:29,249 --> 00:48:31,251 no denying it for me that the, 1189 00:48:31,317 --> 00:48:33,020 you know, I believe the Earth is flat. 1190 00:48:33,087 --> 00:48:34,922 So I like to talk about that. 1191 00:48:34,989 --> 00:48:36,189 Okay. Great. 1192 00:48:37,892 --> 00:48:39,492 How do you feel about the shape of the Earth? 1193 00:48:39,559 --> 00:48:42,562 What is your opinion on the shape of the Earth? 1194 00:48:42,629 --> 00:48:44,230 - Um... - There's the look. 1195 00:48:44,297 --> 00:48:48,135 I mean, I'm pretty literal, so I'm gonna go with round. 1196 00:48:48,201 --> 00:48:49,602 Yeah, most people think it's round. 1197 00:48:49,669 --> 00:48:51,571 - Yeah. - But they'd be wrong. 1198 00:48:53,707 --> 00:48:55,308 They told me to bring a recommendation, 1199 00:48:55,375 --> 00:48:56,877 - so I brought one. - They said to bring a rec... 1200 00:48:56,944 --> 00:49:00,147 A recommendation too, and I also have a recommendation. 1201 00:49:00,213 --> 00:49:01,715 Sal, pull out the iPad there. 1202 00:49:01,782 --> 00:49:03,249 Uh, so here. 1203 00:49:06,252 --> 00:49:07,788 It's Sal's mom, Adele. 1204 00:49:09,389 --> 00:49:12,625 Please hire him. He'd be a good employee. 1205 00:49:12,692 --> 00:49:15,228 He doesn't steal. He's a good boy. 1206 00:49:15,295 --> 00:49:17,564 He pays me to clean his house, 1207 00:49:17,630 --> 00:49:19,232 so please, please, please hire him 1208 00:49:19,299 --> 00:49:21,035 so he can keep paying me. 1209 00:49:22,702 --> 00:49:24,972 Oh, my God. That's awesome. 1210 00:49:26,140 --> 00:49:28,042 - You good? - Ah, hell, nah! 1211 00:49:28,109 --> 00:49:31,078 Instead of "Oh, hell, no," do the singing version of it. 1212 00:49:31,145 --> 00:49:32,278 ♪ Hell, no ♪ 1213 00:49:32,345 --> 00:49:34,647 ♪ To the no, no, no ♪ 1214 00:49:36,316 --> 00:49:39,319 - I'm so sorry. - It's okay. 1215 00:49:39,385 --> 00:49:41,287 - What are you writing? - What, what are you... 1216 00:49:41,354 --> 00:49:42,489 What are you writing? 1217 00:49:44,357 --> 00:49:45,960 - My notes. - Oh, great. Perfect. 1218 00:49:48,428 --> 00:49:49,696 Take notes. 1219 00:49:49,763 --> 00:49:51,698 Yeah, Sal, take notes on her. 1220 00:49:57,437 --> 00:50:00,340 Sal, just go, "Are there one T or two in 'pretty'?" 1221 00:50:03,043 --> 00:50:04,677 Ah, done! 1222 00:50:04,744 --> 00:50:07,915 - Done, boys. - Well done. 1223 00:50:09,349 --> 00:50:11,852 Okay, so this is my outfit. 1224 00:50:11,919 --> 00:50:15,122 Yeah, Joey in a breakaway basketball warmup suit. 1225 00:50:15,189 --> 00:50:16,422 So as soon as the person comes in, 1226 00:50:16,489 --> 00:50:18,491 you just get ready for game time. 1227 00:50:20,660 --> 00:50:22,163 - Hey, how are you? - Good. How are you? 1228 00:50:22,229 --> 00:50:23,630 - Big hug. - Nice to see you. 1229 00:50:23,696 --> 00:50:25,498 - Emily. Nice to meet you. - It's nice to meet you. 1230 00:50:25,565 --> 00:50:27,667 - Yeah, I'm ready to do this. - Oh, here you go. 1231 00:50:27,734 --> 00:50:29,870 - That's amazing. - Right? 1232 00:50:29,937 --> 00:50:30,971 That is awesome. 1233 00:50:32,807 --> 00:50:34,307 So nice to meet you. I'm Emily. 1234 00:50:34,374 --> 00:50:35,742 I'm the building security manager. 1235 00:50:35,810 --> 00:50:37,244 - Building security manager? - Yes, sir, so... 1236 00:50:37,310 --> 00:50:38,245 And what was your name again? I'm sorry. 1237 00:50:38,311 --> 00:50:39,947 Emily. Yes, sir. 1238 00:50:40,014 --> 00:50:42,016 I'm gonna let you get started other than that amazing intro. 1239 00:50:42,082 --> 00:50:43,683 - Oh, thank you. - Joe, where are you from? 1240 00:50:43,750 --> 00:50:45,052 Tell me a little bit about yourself. 1241 00:50:45,119 --> 00:50:46,287 Nah, nah. 1242 00:50:46,352 --> 00:50:48,354 Nah, I didn't want to... 1243 00:50:48,421 --> 00:50:49,722 I didn't really want to get into that. 1244 00:50:51,491 --> 00:50:53,294 What's that? Which part. 1245 00:50:53,359 --> 00:50:55,495 My past. My shadowy past. 1246 00:50:55,562 --> 00:50:57,865 My shadowy past. I didn't really want to start... 1247 00:50:59,632 --> 00:51:01,202 Keep saying "off the record." 1248 00:51:01,268 --> 00:51:02,602 - Off the record... - Mmm-hmm. 1249 00:51:02,669 --> 00:51:04,839 I negotiated prices for, like, bulk supplies. 1250 00:51:04,905 --> 00:51:06,472 - Mmm-hmm. - I would let them in 1251 00:51:06,539 --> 00:51:08,008 on the, to the side. 1252 00:51:08,075 --> 00:51:09,877 Joe, she's writing this down. It's off the record. 1253 00:51:09,944 --> 00:51:11,644 Yeah, but this is all off the... 1254 00:51:11,711 --> 00:51:13,314 - This is all off the record. - No, no, you're fine. 1255 00:51:13,379 --> 00:51:14,447 I'm just talking about your extension of knowledge with... 1256 00:51:14,514 --> 00:51:15,883 Got it, got it. 1257 00:51:15,950 --> 00:51:17,318 Um, what else can I tell you off the record? 1258 00:51:17,383 --> 00:51:19,119 Joe, have a roving finger. 1259 00:51:19,186 --> 00:51:21,021 There was one time when a whole crew was in here, 1260 00:51:21,088 --> 00:51:22,823 and they had to actually be on the other side of the campus, 1261 00:51:22,890 --> 00:51:24,792 but the middle was closed, so I couldn't get them through. 1262 00:51:24,859 --> 00:51:26,359 We had to actually go around the whole thing. 1263 00:51:26,426 --> 00:51:27,594 - But off the record. - Off the record, Monica. 1264 00:51:27,660 --> 00:51:28,494 Off the record, we went through 1265 00:51:28,561 --> 00:51:29,797 the closed road, Monica. 1266 00:51:29,864 --> 00:51:31,431 Here comes the moving finger. 1267 00:51:31,497 --> 00:51:32,665 And, you know, there was a lot of teams up here, 1268 00:51:32,732 --> 00:51:33,801 and then we brought it down south. 1269 00:51:33,868 --> 00:51:35,535 You know, you connect everybody, 1270 00:51:35,602 --> 00:51:37,537 and they all have their own conferences and stuff, 1271 00:51:37,604 --> 00:51:39,206 but, uh, I have stopped... 1272 00:51:39,273 --> 00:51:41,574 Excuse yourself for one quick moment to go to the bathroom 1273 00:51:41,641 --> 00:51:43,443 and then go downstairs and play basketball. 1274 00:51:43,509 --> 00:51:45,745 Um, I need to use the restroom real quick. 1275 00:51:45,813 --> 00:51:47,181 - I'm sorry. - Yeah, sure, no worries. 1276 00:51:47,248 --> 00:51:48,916 - I'll be right back. - Yeah. 1277 00:51:49,917 --> 00:51:51,018 I'll be right back. I'm sorry. 1278 00:51:51,085 --> 00:51:52,685 - Yeah, okay. - Thanks. 1279 00:51:54,154 --> 00:51:56,824 Look at her face! 1280 00:52:02,428 --> 00:52:04,564 - This is gonna be amazing. - Her face is... 1281 00:52:16,576 --> 00:52:17,811 Almost. 1282 00:52:17,878 --> 00:52:20,114 Joey, uh, security really sucks around here. 1283 00:52:21,849 --> 00:52:23,884 - You good? - Yeah, security really sucks. 1284 00:52:23,951 --> 00:52:25,986 I was able just to go down there and shoot hoops. 1285 00:52:32,558 --> 00:52:34,527 - Yeah. - So security's an issue. 1286 00:52:35,062 --> 00:52:35,963 Yeah. 1287 00:52:36,030 --> 00:52:38,198 Security's an issue. 1288 00:52:38,265 --> 00:52:41,135 All right, well, do you have any further questions for me? 1289 00:52:41,201 --> 00:52:43,703 Tell her you'll be in touch and she did great. 1290 00:52:43,770 --> 00:52:44,939 And, uh, that's it. Yeah, thank you so much. 1291 00:52:45,005 --> 00:52:47,674 You did great. We'll be in touch. 1292 00:52:47,740 --> 00:52:49,076 I'll get Jakim to, uh... 1293 00:52:49,143 --> 00:52:51,511 Hey, appreciate it. Yeah, we'll let you know. 1294 00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:54,348 Possibly. Maybe we'll hire her. 1295 00:52:56,216 --> 00:52:57,351 Maybe we'll hire her. 1296 00:52:57,418 --> 00:52:58,285 I'm not sure if we'll hire her. 1297 00:53:04,524 --> 00:53:06,026 - A left right here? - Go. 1298 00:53:06,093 --> 00:53:08,028 Yeah, baby, yeah! 1299 00:53:08,095 --> 00:53:10,496 Disgusting loading dock. Nice, guys. 1300 00:53:14,835 --> 00:53:16,804 Now do you want to tell me why we're here? 1301 00:53:16,870 --> 00:53:18,172 We're just gonna pop into 1302 00:53:18,238 --> 00:53:19,639 this social media convention real quick. 1303 00:53:19,706 --> 00:53:21,774 - Uh-huh. - Here's your credentials. 1304 00:53:21,842 --> 00:53:23,377 We're having fun with you today at your expense. 1305 00:53:23,444 --> 00:53:25,846 Hey, bud, uh, you're, uh... You're on in ten minutes. 1306 00:53:27,147 --> 00:53:29,249 You're terrible at social networking, so... 1307 00:53:33,153 --> 00:53:34,254 Give it up one more time 1308 00:53:34,321 --> 00:53:35,990 for your When Brands Take a Stand panel. 1309 00:53:38,392 --> 00:53:40,227 So we are at the Social Shake-Up, 1310 00:53:40,294 --> 00:53:43,663 which is a tremendous social media conference here, 1311 00:53:43,730 --> 00:53:46,000 and Q is about to go up and give a presentation. 1312 00:53:46,066 --> 00:53:47,633 - Yeah. - We wrote the presentation. 1313 00:53:47,700 --> 00:53:49,569 He's never seen a single one of these slides. 1314 00:53:49,635 --> 00:53:51,005 There's 600 people here, 1315 00:53:51,071 --> 00:53:52,973 which is a little more than we usually have. 1316 00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:54,208 A little more? 1317 00:53:54,274 --> 00:53:58,012 We do have a last-minute addition to the roster. 1318 00:53:58,078 --> 00:54:00,781 We have a new speaker coming up. 1319 00:54:00,848 --> 00:54:02,682 We have been trying to do this for years. 1320 00:54:02,749 --> 00:54:05,919 Please welcome to the stage Peter Foaks. 1321 00:54:07,454 --> 00:54:08,554 Peter Foaks. 1322 00:54:13,327 --> 00:54:14,727 Good morning, everybody. 1323 00:54:14,795 --> 00:54:16,629 Very excited to be here. Thank you for having me. 1324 00:54:16,696 --> 00:54:17,898 My name is Peter Foaks. 1325 00:54:17,965 --> 00:54:19,466 They brought me here 'cause I'm... 1326 00:54:19,565 --> 00:54:21,902 really been doing well as a social media influencer, 1327 00:54:21,969 --> 00:54:24,670 so why don't we get started. 1328 00:54:24,737 --> 00:54:27,607 How to Become a Social Media Influencer, 1329 00:54:27,673 --> 00:54:30,643 or as my dad calls it, "not have a real job." 1330 00:54:32,545 --> 00:54:34,882 So here we go. 1331 00:54:34,948 --> 00:54:37,117 His world after this is gonna change. 1332 00:54:37,184 --> 00:54:39,386 We may not be friends after this moment. 1333 00:54:39,453 --> 00:54:40,988 I recently interviewed 1334 00:54:41,055 --> 00:54:42,890 social media influencer Franz Goldberg. 1335 00:54:42,956 --> 00:54:45,025 Do you guys know who that is? 1336 00:54:45,092 --> 00:54:46,894 Ah, you're gonna love this. Okay. 1337 00:54:46,960 --> 00:54:48,628 Hi, my name is Franz Goldberg, 1338 00:54:48,694 --> 00:54:50,964 and I'm what you would call a social media influencer. 1339 00:54:51,031 --> 00:54:53,133 My major platform is YouTube. 1340 00:54:53,200 --> 00:54:54,935 Advertisers want to... 1341 00:54:55,002 --> 00:54:57,237 ...and I can provide them... 1342 00:54:57,304 --> 00:54:59,373 It's interrupting. 1343 00:55:02,608 --> 00:55:04,478 Did somebody call a plumber? 1344 00:55:04,545 --> 00:55:07,613 Yes. I need my pipes cleaned. 1345 00:55:10,918 --> 00:55:12,652 That's Q's parents! 1346 00:55:12,718 --> 00:55:14,121 That's Q's real parents. 1347 00:55:14,188 --> 00:55:17,458 - I can help with that. - Oh, goody. 1348 00:55:17,524 --> 00:55:18,492 Come this way. 1349 00:55:18,559 --> 00:55:19,592 Oh, yeah. 1350 00:55:19,659 --> 00:55:21,361 Good pipes. Oh. 1351 00:55:21,428 --> 00:55:23,363 Oh, yes. 1352 00:55:23,430 --> 00:55:25,765 ...place them at the end of my video. 1353 00:55:25,833 --> 00:55:28,135 I like to place them inside... 1354 00:55:34,408 --> 00:55:37,444 I must have recorded over an old tape on that one. 1355 00:55:40,581 --> 00:55:42,149 Also, um... 1356 00:55:42,216 --> 00:55:45,319 you probably shouldn't use tapes in the modern era, 1357 00:55:45,385 --> 00:55:47,521 'cause of accidents like that. 1358 00:55:47,588 --> 00:55:49,857 You know, digital... digital... 1359 00:55:49,923 --> 00:55:52,126 I would say digital is the way to go. 1360 00:55:52,192 --> 00:55:54,495 He can't even speak. 1361 00:55:54,561 --> 00:55:56,729 His mind is blown. 1362 00:55:56,797 --> 00:56:01,135 Okay, well, look, identify the major brands 1363 00:56:02,402 --> 00:56:04,104 that fit with your brands. 1364 00:56:04,171 --> 00:56:06,807 You know, stay on brand is basically what I'm saying. 1365 00:56:06,874 --> 00:56:09,009 Uh, oh, no. 1366 00:56:10,511 --> 00:56:13,046 Oh, I hope this one doesn't get interrupted, buddy. 1367 00:56:13,113 --> 00:56:15,249 Well, why don't we give a listen 1368 00:56:15,315 --> 00:56:18,352 to what Franz Goldberg has to say about brands. 1369 00:56:18,418 --> 00:56:19,820 Oh. 1370 00:56:19,887 --> 00:56:21,188 You think they would have just brought Franz here, 1371 00:56:21,255 --> 00:56:23,824 but no, we got tape. 1372 00:56:23,891 --> 00:56:25,526 My audience likes that I'm real. 1373 00:56:25,592 --> 00:56:28,095 - They don't want to be fed... - It's just gonna go right... 1374 00:56:28,162 --> 00:56:30,464 Oh, this is funny. There... There's Dad. 1375 00:56:31,664 --> 00:56:34,101 Well, hello there. 1376 00:56:34,168 --> 00:56:36,570 May I help you? 1377 00:56:36,637 --> 00:56:38,539 I'm here to plant some seed. 1378 00:56:40,174 --> 00:56:42,742 He's a gardener. You can tell by his hat. 1379 00:56:42,809 --> 00:56:45,312 Let me show you where you can plant it. 1380 00:56:45,379 --> 00:56:47,481 Yes, come on. 1381 00:56:47,548 --> 00:56:49,283 That bush needs trimming. 1382 00:56:53,053 --> 00:56:54,788 My dad had a lot of side jobs. 1383 00:56:54,855 --> 00:56:57,723 - So did your mom. - So did your mom, apparently. 1384 00:56:58,691 --> 00:57:00,394 So did my mom, apparently. 1385 00:57:02,930 --> 00:57:04,364 Are there any questions? 1386 00:57:06,133 --> 00:57:07,334 No? No questions. 1387 00:57:07,401 --> 00:57:08,835 I-I didn't think so. 1388 00:57:08,902 --> 00:57:10,904 All right, well, I have a few questions myself. 1389 00:57:13,240 --> 00:57:14,541 - Thank you. - Well done, buddy. 1390 00:57:14,608 --> 00:57:15,943 Well done. 1391 00:57:16,009 --> 00:57:17,911 - Come on, come on, come on. - Bring it in. 1392 00:57:17,978 --> 00:57:20,814 Hey, Brian. Dad's on his way. 1393 00:57:20,881 --> 00:57:22,950 - How did it go? - How did it go? 1394 00:57:23,016 --> 00:57:24,585 - Brian. - Yeah. 1395 00:57:24,651 --> 00:57:27,187 I didn't know who was gonna be more embarrassed. 1396 00:57:27,254 --> 00:57:28,855 - You or us. - Well, I'll tell you what. 1397 00:57:28,922 --> 00:57:30,490 It didn't look like you guys were embarrassed. 1398 00:57:30,557 --> 00:57:32,459 Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Quinn, I'll be by next week 1399 00:57:32,526 --> 00:57:33,560 to film the sequel, okay? 1400 00:57:33,627 --> 00:57:35,128 All right, get out of here. 1401 00:57:35,195 --> 00:57:37,730 Don't answer the phone when they call anymore, okay? 1402 00:57:37,798 --> 00:57:39,066 All right, love you, Ma. I love you, Dad. 1403 00:57:39,132 --> 00:57:40,434 I'll talk to you guys in a little bit. 1404 00:57:46,940 --> 00:57:49,576 All right, here it is. 1405 00:57:49,643 --> 00:57:51,311 Oh, yeah. 1406 00:57:51,378 --> 00:57:53,280 - There's an event going on. - What is it? 1407 00:57:53,347 --> 00:57:55,449 - Right now, what is it? - Okay. 1408 00:57:55,515 --> 00:57:58,085 - Sally, one of your closest friends is in town tonight. - Yeah. 1409 00:57:58,151 --> 00:57:59,519 Jaden Smith has a movie premiere. 1410 00:57:59,586 --> 00:58:01,321 Stop it. 1411 00:58:01,388 --> 00:58:03,257 All right, Sal, so now you're Jaden's number one fan, 1412 00:58:03,323 --> 00:58:04,858 and all you gotta do is just walk around 1413 00:58:04,925 --> 00:58:05,993 and let people know it. 1414 00:58:06,059 --> 00:58:08,328 All right, where's our boy? 1415 00:58:08,395 --> 00:58:09,563 I feel like an idiot. 1416 00:58:09,630 --> 00:58:11,832 Let me see that tattoo, buddy. 1417 00:58:11,898 --> 00:58:13,267 Hi, can I take a picture of your tattoo? 1418 00:58:13,333 --> 00:58:15,135 - Yeah, yeah, sure, sure. - Nice shorts. 1419 00:58:15,202 --> 00:58:17,738 - I'm just his number one fan. - Honestly, I see it. 1420 00:58:17,804 --> 00:58:19,373 I really see it. 1421 00:58:19,439 --> 00:58:21,475 Guys, now do you see what I had envisioned 1422 00:58:21,541 --> 00:58:23,010 so many seasons ago? 1423 00:58:23,076 --> 00:58:24,244 All right, Sal, you're up. 1424 00:58:24,311 --> 00:58:25,545 Three, two, one. 1425 00:58:31,685 --> 00:58:32,853 Look! 1426 00:58:32,919 --> 00:58:34,688 Jaden Smith, number one fan. 1427 00:58:34,755 --> 00:58:36,623 I'm his number one fan. 1428 00:58:36,690 --> 00:58:38,558 Act like his number one fan, buddy! 1429 00:58:38,625 --> 00:58:39,860 I'm his number one fan. 1430 00:58:39,926 --> 00:58:41,094 You think you're Jaden's number one fan? 1431 00:58:41,161 --> 00:58:42,562 - Yeah, I do. - You got this shirt? 1432 00:58:42,629 --> 00:58:44,031 - I wish I had the shirt. - You got the tat, though? 1433 00:58:44,097 --> 00:58:45,499 - Let's do, oh. - Come on. 1434 00:58:47,401 --> 00:58:49,836 - You know Jaden's blood type? - There you go. 1435 00:58:49,903 --> 00:58:51,738 - Wrong! - What is it? 1436 00:58:51,805 --> 00:58:53,040 - A-negative. - Yeah, right. 1437 00:58:53,106 --> 00:58:54,374 Yeah, it is. 1438 00:58:54,441 --> 00:58:56,677 Sal, I need a little bit more crazy eyes. 1439 00:58:59,279 --> 00:59:01,114 - Has anybody seen him? - Can I see your tattoo? 1440 00:59:01,181 --> 00:59:02,616 I gotta meet him. I gotta meet him. 1441 00:59:02,683 --> 00:59:04,184 Yo, pal, do you know when the Q&A is with Jaden? 1442 00:59:04,251 --> 00:59:05,752 Do you know when the Q&A is? 1443 00:59:07,154 --> 00:59:08,689 It's just wait and hold. 1444 00:59:08,755 --> 00:59:10,090 Wait and hold? 1445 00:59:10,157 --> 00:59:11,458 - Do you know where Jaden is? - What? 1446 00:59:11,525 --> 00:59:12,959 - Do you know where Jaden is? - I don't. 1447 00:59:13,026 --> 00:59:13,927 - I'm so sorry. - You're no help to me. 1448 00:59:16,496 --> 00:59:19,533 Jaden's movie has now ended, and there's a Q&A afterward. 1449 00:59:19,599 --> 00:59:21,635 - This is awesome. - There he is. 1450 00:59:21,702 --> 00:59:24,004 There's Jaden. 1451 00:59:24,071 --> 00:59:26,773 Before we do that, I just wanted to start off... 1452 00:59:26,840 --> 00:59:29,443 Um... 1453 00:59:29,509 --> 00:59:30,444 Hop up, Sal. 1454 00:59:31,813 --> 00:59:33,413 So I have a million questions, 1455 00:59:33,480 --> 00:59:35,783 but do we have some questions out here from the audience? 1456 00:59:35,849 --> 00:59:37,050 Come on, buddy. Get into it. 1457 00:59:37,117 --> 00:59:38,820 - Oh! Oh! - Do we have a really good one? 1458 00:59:38,885 --> 00:59:40,053 So we have a question right over here. 1459 00:59:40,120 --> 00:59:42,222 Oh, yes! Yes! 1460 00:59:42,756 --> 00:59:43,924 Whoo! 1461 00:59:46,126 --> 00:59:47,961 I'm just the number one Jaden Smith fan. 1462 00:59:48,028 --> 00:59:50,464 I'm just Jaden's number one fan. 1463 00:59:50,530 --> 00:59:51,465 Can we hug? 1464 00:59:51,531 --> 00:59:53,100 Why don't you just come on up here? 1465 00:59:53,166 --> 00:59:54,334 Can I .really? Oh, thank you guys so much!@ 1466 00:59:54,401 --> 00:59:56,169 - Would you guys mind? - Come on up! 1467 00:59:56,236 --> 00:59:57,738 - Thank you, thank you. - What Sal doesn't know 1468 00:59:57,805 --> 00:59:59,706 is that Jaden is in cahoots with us this whole time 1469 00:59:59,773 --> 01:00:01,776 - Yes. - Oh, look at those shorts. 1470 01:00:01,843 --> 01:00:05,612 Wow, wow. Come on over. 1471 01:00:05,679 --> 01:00:07,581 Come on over. Wow. 1472 01:00:07,647 --> 01:00:09,349 Thanks for coming out. 1473 01:00:09,416 --> 01:00:11,318 Oh, cool. This is very cool. 1474 01:00:11,385 --> 01:00:14,454 Thank you so much. Ah, bam! 1475 01:00:14,521 --> 01:00:16,022 Wow. 1476 01:00:16,089 --> 01:00:17,958 Are you serious? 1477 01:00:18,024 --> 01:00:19,794 - That is... - Oh, my God, ah! 1478 01:00:19,861 --> 01:00:21,695 - Are you serious? - Ah! 1479 01:00:21,762 --> 01:00:23,296 Are you serious? 1480 01:00:23,363 --> 01:00:24,866 I got this a few years ago. 1481 01:00:24,931 --> 01:00:26,299 Been waiting to show it to you. 1482 01:00:26,366 --> 01:00:28,268 I just feel like I look a lot different. 1483 01:00:28,335 --> 01:00:30,404 Maybe we could get it, like, redone. 1484 01:00:30,470 --> 01:00:32,706 Sal, just say, "Well, I do have this other thigh." 1485 01:00:32,773 --> 01:00:35,142 Revamped. Something. 1486 01:00:35,208 --> 01:00:36,109 - There you go, Sal. - Just 'cause it's old. 1487 01:00:36,176 --> 01:00:37,511 It's just old. 1488 01:00:37,577 --> 01:00:40,447 You know, I feel like if it was newer... 1489 01:00:41,348 --> 01:00:42,115 I... 1490 01:00:42,182 --> 01:00:43,683 I do have this other thigh. 1491 01:00:43,750 --> 01:00:45,285 I could get an updated one... 1492 01:00:47,822 --> 01:00:50,023 You need anything, buddy? 1493 01:00:51,224 --> 01:00:53,960 - I'm good, I guess. - Not you. 1494 01:00:54,027 --> 01:00:56,029 Yes, I'm fine, Joe. Thank you. 1495 01:00:58,498 --> 01:01:00,033 That's it, I think we're done. 1496 01:01:00,100 --> 01:01:01,301 Yeah! 1497 01:01:01,368 --> 01:01:03,937 We did it! We did it! 1498 01:01:04,004 --> 01:01:06,072 - Oh! - Oh, I gotta see this! 1499 01:01:06,139 --> 01:01:07,107 Are you ready to meet yourself? 1500 01:01:07,174 --> 01:01:09,844 - Hold on. - Three, two, one! 1501 01:01:09,911 --> 01:01:13,213 Oh, my God! 1502 01:01:14,614 --> 01:01:15,783 Whoa! 1503 01:01:15,850 --> 01:01:17,551 That might be the best tattoo I've ever seen. 1504 01:01:17,617 --> 01:01:19,719 This is definitely better than the last one. 1505 01:01:21,354 --> 01:01:23,423 My guy. My guy. 1506 01:01:23,490 --> 01:01:25,592 Jaden, we'll see you in five years? 1507 01:01:25,659 --> 01:01:27,862 Oh, yeah. 1508 01:01:27,929 --> 01:01:29,362 Hopefully before then. 1509 01:01:42,108 --> 01:01:44,344 I know. It's just like Ibiza. 1510 01:01:44,411 --> 01:01:45,645 Hey, bud. What's up? 1511 01:01:47,681 --> 01:01:49,249 Is that the Molly? 1512 01:01:49,316 --> 01:01:51,184 It's not the Molly. 1513 01:01:51,251 --> 01:01:52,686 DJ, bring down the beat. 1514 01:01:54,054 --> 01:01:56,523 Uh, what is this shit? 1515 01:01:56,590 --> 01:01:57,691 What's that, bud? 1516 01:01:59,092 --> 01:02:01,294 Hey, hey, hey! Here we go! 1517 01:02:01,361 --> 01:02:03,263 Now it's a party! Later, Q. 1518 01:02:03,898 --> 01:02:05,232 Okay. 1519 01:02:05,298 --> 01:02:06,566 Yep, all right. 1520 01:02:06,633 --> 01:02:08,134 So that's what he does at night, okay. 1521 01:02:34,962 --> 01:02:36,429 Good boy. 1522 01:02:36,496 --> 01:02:38,799 Did you get the toys I sent? 1523 01:02:39,666 --> 01:02:40,667 Okay. 1524 01:02:40,734 --> 01:02:42,335 Oh, oh, Benjamin? 1525 01:02:42,402 --> 01:02:45,205 Okay, don't, don't hang up, don't hang up! 1526 01:02:47,842 --> 01:02:48,976 He hung up. 1527 01:02:49,042 --> 01:02:51,012 Well, Brian Quinn misses his cats. 1528 01:02:51,077 --> 01:02:52,479 Your cats. I miss my family. 1529 01:02:52,546 --> 01:02:54,114 You know my daughter McKayla? 1530 01:02:54,180 --> 01:02:55,315 She rode her bike for the first time yesterday. 1531 01:02:55,382 --> 01:02:56,750 - Hmm. - Wasn't there. 1532 01:02:59,286 --> 01:03:01,488 - Milana? - Who's that? 1533 01:03:01,555 --> 01:03:03,991 Your daughter. 1534 01:03:04,057 --> 01:03:05,358 Her name's Milana. 1535 01:03:06,794 --> 01:03:08,295 Sweet Jesus. How long have we been gone? 1536 01:03:08,361 --> 01:03:10,497 - Three days. - What are we doing? 1537 01:03:10,564 --> 01:03:12,232 All right, we're four grown men. 1538 01:03:12,299 --> 01:03:13,767 We're out here jacking around, 1539 01:03:13,834 --> 01:03:15,368 trying to fix a mistake we made when we were kids. 1540 01:03:15,435 --> 01:03:17,571 - It's stupid. - Yeah, you know what? 1541 01:03:17,637 --> 01:03:19,506 Maybe we didn't think this one all the way through. 1542 01:03:19,573 --> 01:03:21,441 I've been getting phone numbers, girls. 1543 01:03:21,508 --> 01:03:23,243 Local girls that want to meet me. 1544 01:03:23,310 --> 01:03:24,210 But if you guys want to leave and go home, 1545 01:03:24,277 --> 01:03:25,345 I'm ready to go now. 1546 01:03:25,412 --> 01:03:27,314 - Yeah, yeah, me too. - I'll go. 1547 01:03:27,380 --> 01:03:28,715 Yeah, I gotta get back to what's-her-face, come on. 1548 01:03:28,783 --> 01:03:30,885 - All right. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1549 01:03:30,952 --> 01:03:32,019 We're almost there. 1550 01:03:32,085 --> 01:03:33,888 Sal, come on. Going home, bud. 1551 01:03:33,955 --> 01:03:34,889 - Come on, bud. - No! 1552 01:03:36,356 --> 01:03:38,625 We're not going anywhere! 1553 01:03:38,692 --> 01:03:40,460 Sal, what are you doing? 1554 01:03:42,395 --> 01:03:43,931 We're gonna finish what we started. 1555 01:03:43,998 --> 01:03:45,565 He's gone loco. 1556 01:03:45,632 --> 01:03:49,036 I didn't come here all this way to turn around, to quit! 1557 01:03:49,102 --> 01:03:51,371 I'm not gonna go back home to Staten Island so they can say, 1558 01:03:51,438 --> 01:03:53,808 "You know that great guy, Sal Vulcano 1559 01:03:53,874 --> 01:03:56,443 and his friends that he has, they turned around. 1560 01:03:56,509 --> 01:04:00,447 They went all the way down to Georgia." 1561 01:04:01,782 --> 01:04:02,883 Not today, babies! 1562 01:04:05,518 --> 01:04:07,721 - Oh. - I did it. 1563 01:04:09,389 --> 01:04:11,157 Shut the fuck up. 1564 01:04:11,224 --> 01:04:12,525 It's fine, all right? We'll stay. 1565 01:04:12,592 --> 01:04:14,327 We'll keep going. Whatever you need, buddy. 1566 01:04:14,394 --> 01:04:15,997 We were just tired, got a little homesick. 1567 01:04:16,063 --> 01:04:17,798 Yeah. Put the board down. 1568 01:04:19,499 --> 01:04:21,768 Okay, great, 'cause as long as we come to an agreement, 1569 01:04:21,836 --> 01:04:23,203 'cause I just want to see Abdul. 1570 01:04:23,269 --> 01:04:24,771 - Communicate. - Thank you guys. 1571 01:04:24,839 --> 01:04:26,139 All you had to do is say let's keep going, we'll go. 1572 01:04:26,206 --> 01:04:27,707 - I get emotional. - We'll do it. 1573 01:04:27,774 --> 01:04:29,844 You weren't really gonna hit us with that, were you? 1574 01:04:29,910 --> 01:04:31,078 For me, it's unclear. 1575 01:04:38,518 --> 01:04:40,888 I think this car breaks down on the side of most roads, 1576 01:04:40,955 --> 01:04:42,422 people are gonna stop and help. 1577 01:04:42,489 --> 01:04:43,991 - I agree. - Yeah, I think so. 1578 01:04:44,058 --> 01:04:45,592 I think they will stop to help, 1579 01:04:45,659 --> 01:04:47,895 but the question is, how long will they stick around? 1580 01:04:47,962 --> 01:04:50,831 - Until, until it gets weird. - Until it gets weird. 1581 01:04:50,898 --> 01:04:52,732 How weird should we make it, is the real question. 1582 01:04:52,800 --> 01:04:55,368 - Guys, did we just make plans? - I think we did. 1583 01:04:55,435 --> 01:04:57,170 Pull over. 1584 01:04:57,237 --> 01:04:59,305 - We got some work to do. - You got it. 1585 01:05:01,474 --> 01:05:03,276 Park it right here. Let's do it. 1586 01:05:07,915 --> 01:05:09,683 - All right, here we go. - Here we go. 1587 01:05:09,749 --> 01:05:11,384 Sal, you broke down, unfortunately, buddy. 1588 01:05:11,451 --> 01:05:13,020 Your object is to get people to stop you to help you. 1589 01:05:13,087 --> 01:05:15,422 Otherwise you're gonna be standing down on the grass 1590 01:05:15,488 --> 01:05:17,792 next to a car getting bit by mosquitoes. 1591 01:05:17,858 --> 01:05:20,293 All right, well, the quickest way to do this 1592 01:05:20,360 --> 01:05:21,829 is to just make them stop, right? 1593 01:05:21,896 --> 01:05:24,098 I'm proud of you, buddy. You're taking some initiative. 1594 01:05:24,165 --> 01:05:25,665 Whoo! 1595 01:05:26,566 --> 01:05:29,235 She's, uh, she's dead. 1596 01:05:29,302 --> 01:05:30,770 Whoo. 1597 01:05:30,838 --> 01:05:33,506 She went down a couple miles back. 1598 01:05:37,078 --> 01:05:38,545 Hey, how you doing, man? 1599 01:05:38,611 --> 01:05:41,347 It's two guys, and I think they might want to kill me. 1600 01:05:41,414 --> 01:05:42,615 Here we go. 1601 01:05:42,682 --> 01:05:44,417 Can't do no harm, no foul. Bill. 1602 01:05:44,484 --> 01:05:45,786 Hey, how you doing, Bill? Sal. 1603 01:05:45,853 --> 01:05:47,454 Yeah, my name's Sal. 1604 01:05:47,520 --> 01:05:48,889 - What's your name? - Mark. 1605 01:05:48,956 --> 01:05:50,356 Usually when something goes wrong, 1606 01:05:50,423 --> 01:05:51,725 I just blast something up the tailpipe. 1607 01:05:54,527 --> 01:05:55,695 Usually something goes wrong, I just 1608 01:05:55,762 --> 01:05:57,198 blast something up the tailpipe. 1609 01:05:57,263 --> 01:05:58,698 Up the tailpipe? 1610 01:05:58,765 --> 01:06:00,433 Well, I mean, first rule of thumb, right? 1611 01:06:00,500 --> 01:06:01,735 You get broke down, you gotta blast something 1612 01:06:01,802 --> 01:06:03,269 right up the tailpipe, and I was gonna 1613 01:06:03,336 --> 01:06:04,537 blast something, but I don't have nothing. 1614 01:06:04,604 --> 01:06:05,906 That's what I thought you did. 1615 01:06:05,973 --> 01:06:07,208 - No, no. - No. 1616 01:06:09,576 --> 01:06:11,511 Guys, why isn't this fixed yet? 1617 01:06:11,578 --> 01:06:14,115 Yeah, Sal... 1618 01:06:14,181 --> 01:06:15,615 I don't know, I don't even... 1619 01:06:15,682 --> 01:06:16,951 I wish I knew more about the thing. 1620 01:06:17,017 --> 01:06:18,718 Well, what's the issue? It's, I mean... 1621 01:06:18,786 --> 01:06:20,054 I mean, you can't fix it already or what's going on? 1622 01:06:20,121 --> 01:06:21,554 We don't know what it's doing. 1623 01:06:21,621 --> 01:06:23,423 I mean, you know, guys, you've been here 1624 01:06:23,490 --> 01:06:25,192 a couple minutes already, guys. 1625 01:06:25,258 --> 01:06:26,726 Tick-tock, Bill. 1626 01:06:26,794 --> 01:06:28,195 This is really nice of you guys, 'cause, you know, 1627 01:06:28,261 --> 01:06:29,662 I never would've stopped for you guys. 1628 01:06:32,199 --> 01:06:34,367 I mean, I gotta be honest, you fellas are top-notch. 1629 01:06:34,434 --> 01:06:35,535 It's... 1630 01:06:35,602 --> 01:06:36,937 Sal, you gonna say that line or no? 1631 01:06:37,004 --> 01:06:38,772 Here we go, oh. 1632 01:06:38,839 --> 01:06:41,008 I wouldn't have stopped for you guys, so that's really nice. 1633 01:06:42,375 --> 01:06:43,778 There wouldn't be no use to stopping. 1634 01:06:43,844 --> 01:06:45,578 Yeah, right, right, right, right, right. 1635 01:06:45,645 --> 01:06:47,782 The only thing I could suggest if you guys were stuck, 1636 01:06:47,848 --> 01:06:49,784 you could blast something up your tailpipe, though. 1637 01:06:50,985 --> 01:06:52,685 All right, bud, head around to the trunk. 1638 01:06:52,752 --> 01:06:54,587 We've hidden something in there for him. 1639 01:06:54,654 --> 01:06:56,689 I think I got something here. Let me see. 1640 01:07:02,595 --> 01:07:04,098 What the hell is that? 1641 01:07:04,165 --> 01:07:05,665 Okay. 1642 01:07:09,602 --> 01:07:11,172 Yeah, there's no string... 1643 01:07:11,238 --> 01:07:12,705 So, Sal, in the backseat, 1644 01:07:12,772 --> 01:07:13,841 we put a check for good Samaritans. 1645 01:07:13,908 --> 01:07:16,309 This is, guys... Mark, Bill... 1646 01:07:16,376 --> 01:07:17,845 This is the check 1647 01:07:19,013 --> 01:07:22,049 for good Samaritans who stopped 1648 01:07:22,116 --> 01:07:23,650 and pulled over to help me. 1649 01:07:23,716 --> 01:07:25,685 This is a check for 5... 1650 01:07:25,752 --> 01:07:28,022 Take that, Mark, go ahead. 1651 01:07:29,389 --> 01:07:30,623 Hello. 1652 01:07:30,690 --> 01:07:33,093 Mark's still rocking a flip. 1653 01:07:33,160 --> 01:07:35,863 You took the call right in the middle of the check ceremony. 1654 01:07:35,930 --> 01:07:37,463 So anyway, guys, this is 1655 01:07:37,530 --> 01:07:39,066 from the Staten Island Credit Union, 1656 01:07:39,133 --> 01:07:40,700 this is a Good Samaritan check 1657 01:07:40,767 --> 01:07:42,236 for $5,000 1658 01:07:42,303 --> 01:07:43,670 for helping people in need. 1659 01:07:43,736 --> 01:07:44,972 - Ain't legal tender. - Try to rip it. 1660 01:07:45,039 --> 01:07:46,539 You don't want it? 'Cause I'll... 1661 01:07:46,606 --> 01:07:48,608 Yeah, yeah, don't tear that, don't tear that. 1662 01:07:48,675 --> 01:07:50,476 Oh. 1663 01:07:50,543 --> 01:07:52,012 Thank you. Bill, that's for you, man. 1664 01:07:56,317 --> 01:07:57,617 Murr, you're walking funny. 1665 01:07:57,684 --> 01:07:59,019 Yeah, no kidding I'm walking funny, Joe. 1666 01:07:59,086 --> 01:08:00,486 Is it because of that thong we put on you? 1667 01:08:00,553 --> 01:08:01,754 What thong? This thong? 1668 01:08:01,822 --> 01:08:03,590 There it is. 1669 01:08:04,258 --> 01:08:05,625 Dude, thank you. 1670 01:08:05,692 --> 01:08:07,328 What's your name, bud? What is it? I'm sorry. 1671 01:08:07,393 --> 01:08:08,595 - Dennis. - Dennis, I'm James. 1672 01:08:08,661 --> 01:08:09,930 I appreciate you stopping, Denise. 1673 01:08:09,997 --> 01:08:11,764 I appreciate you stopping... 1674 01:08:13,801 --> 01:08:15,401 I appreciate you stopping, Denise. 1675 01:08:15,468 --> 01:08:17,004 I don't know the first thing. 1676 01:08:17,071 --> 01:08:18,738 Come around here, I'll show you what I noticed before. 1677 01:08:18,806 --> 01:08:21,242 I noticed that before it was smoking primarily from 1678 01:08:21,308 --> 01:08:22,375 from this area here. 1679 01:08:22,442 --> 01:08:23,543 I ain't got time for this, man. 1680 01:08:23,610 --> 01:08:25,112 - I don't even know. - No? 1681 01:08:28,816 --> 01:08:30,351 - Murr loses again. - Son of a bitch. 1682 01:08:30,416 --> 01:08:31,684 Did I just lose? 1683 01:08:31,751 --> 01:08:33,254 Did I just lose? A thong was his weakness? 1684 01:08:33,320 --> 01:08:35,455 - Murr, you gotta go again. - Yeah. 1685 01:08:35,521 --> 01:08:37,724 What, is this like double or nothing? 1686 01:08:37,791 --> 01:08:39,860 Thank you so much, man. I appreciate it. 1687 01:08:39,927 --> 01:08:41,527 - James. Nice to meet you, bud. - Good to meet you, man. 1688 01:08:41,594 --> 01:08:42,963 Here's what happened, so I'm driving before. 1689 01:08:43,030 --> 01:08:45,266 But I don't even know what I'm looking at, bro. 1690 01:08:45,332 --> 01:08:46,699 Want to have a laugh? 1691 01:08:46,766 --> 01:08:48,501 Fake strangle me when the next car pulls by. 1692 01:08:48,568 --> 01:08:49,669 You want to have a little fun? Watch. 1693 01:08:49,736 --> 01:08:51,372 Okay, okay, okay, go. 1694 01:08:51,437 --> 01:08:53,173 When this guy pulls by, pretend you're strangling me, okay? 1695 01:08:53,240 --> 01:08:54,674 Gonna do it. 1696 01:08:54,741 --> 01:08:56,409 Flail your arms. Flail your arms! 1697 01:08:56,476 --> 01:08:58,812 - Flail, your arms. - No, keep going. Don't stop now! 1698 01:09:03,884 --> 01:09:05,953 Dude! 1699 01:09:07,453 --> 01:09:08,521 Nailed it. 1700 01:09:08,588 --> 01:09:10,623 Thanks, bud. That was awesome. 1701 01:09:10,690 --> 01:09:12,492 You know what, dude, I'm so glad that you pulled over. 1702 01:09:12,558 --> 01:09:13,994 I'm so glad you pulled over. 1703 01:09:14,061 --> 01:09:15,662 I was afraid it was gonna be a woman and then... 1704 01:09:15,728 --> 01:09:17,164 I was afraid... Nope, nope. 1705 01:09:18,631 --> 01:09:19,934 Nope, nope, nope. 1706 01:09:22,702 --> 01:09:24,604 Car's a real lemon right now, buddy. 1707 01:09:24,671 --> 01:09:26,874 There you go. 1708 01:09:26,941 --> 01:09:28,876 Oh, oh. 1709 01:09:28,943 --> 01:09:29,910 Oh, thank God. 1710 01:09:29,977 --> 01:09:31,444 Jump up and down you're so excited. 1711 01:09:31,511 --> 01:09:34,647 - Yeah, yeah. - Oh, yay. 1712 01:09:34,714 --> 01:09:36,150 Clap, clap, clap. 1713 01:09:36,216 --> 01:09:37,952 Yeah, yeah. 1714 01:09:38,018 --> 01:09:39,820 Turn around, do it in circles, do it in circles. 1715 01:09:39,887 --> 01:09:42,722 I have been waiting for somebody to pull over so long. 1716 01:09:42,790 --> 01:09:44,858 Oh, yes! 1717 01:09:46,693 --> 01:09:48,329 Dude, thank you so much. 1718 01:09:48,395 --> 01:09:50,264 Yay. I love this car, man. 1719 01:09:50,331 --> 01:09:52,800 I've had this car for so long, and then I was riding, 1720 01:09:52,866 --> 01:09:54,435 I hit a bump, and then it just... 1721 01:09:54,534 --> 01:09:55,568 It just died. It won't go again. 1722 01:09:55,635 --> 01:09:56,971 You believe that? 1723 01:09:57,037 --> 01:09:58,738 The old wagon's down for the count. 1724 01:09:58,806 --> 01:10:00,007 It's just dead, man. 1725 01:10:00,074 --> 01:10:01,241 The wagon's down for the count. 1726 01:10:01,308 --> 01:10:03,410 Yeah. 1727 01:10:03,476 --> 01:10:05,279 I lost my virginity in this car. 1728 01:10:05,346 --> 01:10:06,847 So did my older brother. 1729 01:10:06,914 --> 01:10:08,415 - So did my older brother. - My younger brother. 1730 01:10:08,481 --> 01:10:10,184 - So did my younger brother. - My sister did. 1731 01:10:10,250 --> 01:10:11,952 My sis, my sister did. 1732 01:10:12,019 --> 01:10:13,653 It was a hell of a night. 1733 01:10:13,720 --> 01:10:14,922 It was a hell of a night. 1734 01:10:14,989 --> 01:10:16,756 It was, 1735 01:10:16,824 --> 01:10:17,757 it was a hell of a night. 1736 01:10:17,825 --> 01:10:20,060 - Yeah? - Yeah. Yeah. 1737 01:10:20,127 --> 01:10:21,661 You know what I got in the trunk? 1738 01:10:21,728 --> 01:10:22,963 Yeah, show him what you have in the trunk. 1739 01:10:25,265 --> 01:10:27,567 Yeah, that's about a hundred pounds of cocaine, 1740 01:10:27,633 --> 01:10:29,203 and bags full of cash. 1741 01:10:29,269 --> 01:10:34,041 What we have here is about a hundred pounds of cocaine... 1742 01:10:34,108 --> 01:10:35,442 You're not DEA, are you? 1743 01:10:35,508 --> 01:10:37,111 You don't work for the fuzz, do you? 1744 01:10:39,146 --> 01:10:40,347 I'll tell you what, bro. 1745 01:10:40,414 --> 01:10:41,882 - You didn't see nothing. - Put that back in the car. 1746 01:10:41,949 --> 01:10:42,916 Hurry up. Here comes a bus. 1747 01:10:42,983 --> 01:10:45,052 This is... A bus? Oh, shit. 1748 01:10:46,320 --> 01:10:48,822 Do you think anybody saw me? 1749 01:10:48,889 --> 01:10:50,391 Do you think they saw my face? 1750 01:10:53,526 --> 01:10:55,561 You never saw me! 1751 01:11:03,736 --> 01:11:07,573 Guys, this is, this is a whole thing. 1752 01:11:07,640 --> 01:11:10,511 Joe, for no reason, stop traffic 1753 01:11:10,576 --> 01:11:12,179 and let cars go indiscriminately. 1754 01:11:12,246 --> 01:11:13,881 Let's stop a car. 1755 01:11:13,947 --> 01:11:15,615 He's gonna walk right into the road. 1756 01:11:17,084 --> 01:11:19,685 Okay, take it easy. I got 17 cars. 1757 01:11:21,388 --> 01:11:23,457 You're in. 1758 01:11:23,524 --> 01:11:24,657 Good. 1759 01:11:24,724 --> 01:11:26,592 Good, good, good. 1760 01:11:26,659 --> 01:11:29,063 Come on, come on. 1761 01:11:30,831 --> 01:11:32,232 Come on, come on, stop. 1762 01:11:36,669 --> 01:11:38,005 There you go. 1763 01:11:38,072 --> 01:11:39,572 Joe, both arms, windmill, opposite directions. 1764 01:11:39,639 --> 01:11:42,976 There you go. There you go. 1765 01:11:43,043 --> 01:11:44,978 Guys, nobody will stop to help me. 1766 01:11:45,045 --> 01:11:47,047 What are you doing? 1767 01:11:47,114 --> 01:11:48,949 Okay, this guy just pulled over. 1768 01:11:52,553 --> 01:11:54,121 - Hi, I'm Joe. - Mitch. 1769 01:11:54,188 --> 01:11:56,023 Mitch, good to see you, pal. So the problem was I was... 1770 01:11:56,090 --> 01:11:57,723 I was driving down this road. 1771 01:11:57,791 --> 01:11:59,059 Keep him walking around the whole car. 1772 01:11:59,126 --> 01:12:00,994 And then when I saw it, I hit a bump. 1773 01:12:01,061 --> 01:12:02,728 And then I heard a da-dunk-dunk-dunk. 1774 01:12:02,796 --> 01:12:04,565 Come on. And a hit a buh-bump-bump. 1775 01:12:04,630 --> 01:12:07,134 And then when I hit it, I heard a jiggle-jiggle here. 1776 01:12:07,201 --> 01:12:08,168 There was a jiggle. 1777 01:12:08,235 --> 01:12:09,403 Take him around the whole car. 1778 01:12:09,470 --> 01:12:10,736 Then on the other side here... 1779 01:12:10,804 --> 01:12:12,473 Joe, I need, I need two full rotations. 1780 01:12:12,539 --> 01:12:13,907 This is here, this is one car. 1781 01:12:13,974 --> 01:12:15,476 - This is one. - Come on, take a walk with me. 1782 01:12:15,542 --> 01:12:17,845 So I saw back here that this wheel started to like, 1783 01:12:17,911 --> 01:12:19,745 if you look, like, this is on pretty good. 1784 01:12:19,813 --> 01:12:21,248 - Okay. - But the other one, 1785 01:12:21,315 --> 01:12:22,816 come on here, Mitch, let me show you real quick. 1786 01:12:22,883 --> 01:12:24,284 Oh, no, now you went the other way. Shit. 1787 01:12:24,351 --> 01:12:26,752 - He's undoing it, Joe! - You're undoing... 1788 01:12:26,820 --> 01:12:28,222 You're undoing the loop. No, you gotta come this way. 1789 01:12:28,288 --> 01:12:29,823 - Yeah. - So now we're back on track. 1790 01:12:29,890 --> 01:12:31,757 So this will be a second rotation, yeah. 1791 01:12:31,825 --> 01:12:32,960 This hubcap is off. 1792 01:12:33,026 --> 01:12:34,795 The other side, the two came off. 1793 01:12:34,862 --> 01:12:36,964 - Okay. - This one here, hubcap. 1794 01:12:37,030 --> 01:12:38,465 So I got two hubcaps. So now... 1795 01:12:38,532 --> 01:12:40,633 I think I actually need three rotations, Joe. 1796 01:12:40,700 --> 01:12:42,536 Damn it. How many rotations? 1797 01:12:42,603 --> 01:12:43,904 You need one more. 1798 01:12:43,971 --> 01:12:45,339 What are you trying to accomplish here, Joe? 1799 01:12:45,405 --> 01:12:46,639 - Oh, me? - Yeah. 1800 01:12:46,706 --> 01:12:48,108 Oh, no, I'm trying to get the car to start. 1801 01:12:48,175 --> 01:12:49,243 But I walked you through what happened, come here. 1802 01:12:49,309 --> 01:12:50,477 Mitch, Mitch... 1803 01:12:50,544 --> 01:12:52,246 You gotta look at this, Mitch. Mitch, Mitch! 1804 01:12:52,312 --> 01:12:54,381 - Hold on, hold on. - Joe, start hiding from him. 1805 01:12:54,448 --> 01:12:56,049 But I don't need... 1806 01:12:56,116 --> 01:12:57,484 Joe, he's not gonna chase you. 1807 01:12:57,551 --> 01:12:58,886 - Come on, Joe! - Hey, man, 1808 01:12:58,952 --> 01:13:01,488 you're gonna make me leave you, man, okay? 1809 01:13:01,555 --> 01:13:03,790 - Hey, man, I'm gone, man. - No, no, Mitch, look at this! 1810 01:13:03,857 --> 01:13:06,260 No. 1811 01:13:06,326 --> 01:13:08,061 Mitch, but look, you gotta look at this last one. 1812 01:13:08,128 --> 01:13:09,563 - Come here. - Mitch. 1813 01:13:09,630 --> 01:13:10,931 Mitch, you're my best friend. 1814 01:13:10,998 --> 01:13:12,966 We're best friends, Mitch. Mitch. 1815 01:13:13,033 --> 01:13:14,734 All I'm trying to do is help you. 1816 01:13:14,801 --> 01:13:16,069 - I know, I'm trying... - You want to help me, 1817 01:13:16,136 --> 01:13:17,538 go around the car one more time! 1818 01:13:17,604 --> 01:13:18,539 - One more time. - Okay? 1819 01:13:18,605 --> 01:13:19,806 - Guess what. - What? 1820 01:13:19,873 --> 01:13:21,575 - You gotta follow me. - Okay. Deal. 1821 01:13:21,642 --> 01:13:23,410 I'm following you, Mitch. 1822 01:13:23,477 --> 01:13:24,710 - Joe... - It's okay. 1823 01:13:24,778 --> 01:13:26,313 Joe, after this, I'm going home. 1824 01:13:26,380 --> 01:13:28,215 Okay, you accomplished your goal. 1825 01:13:28,282 --> 01:13:30,083 I did. I did accomplish my goal. 1826 01:13:30,150 --> 01:13:31,585 - And you have a good day. - That's it. 1827 01:13:31,652 --> 01:13:33,587 Mitch, you're unbelievable, buddy. 1828 01:13:33,654 --> 01:13:34,788 Thank you so much. 1829 01:13:34,855 --> 01:13:36,323 That's how you hit home runs. 1830 01:13:36,390 --> 01:13:37,624 Great work, boys. 1831 01:13:44,398 --> 01:13:46,833 Lovely Florida. Oh, what do we have here? 1832 01:13:46,900 --> 01:13:48,202 Check it out. 1833 01:13:48,268 --> 01:13:51,071 Murr's our loser! 1834 01:13:51,138 --> 01:13:52,506 Oh! 1835 01:13:52,573 --> 01:13:54,408 Murr is forever our loser. 1836 01:13:54,474 --> 01:13:56,143 No Abdul for you, baby. 1837 01:13:56,210 --> 01:13:58,744 ♪ She gon' make you Move to Miami ♪ 1838 01:13:58,812 --> 01:14:00,948 ♪ She moving like a gypsy ♪ 1839 01:14:01,014 --> 01:14:02,416 ♪ Her body got me tipsy ♪ 1840 01:14:02,482 --> 01:14:04,017 - Look at this! - We have arrived. 1841 01:14:04,084 --> 01:14:06,719 Oh, look at this. 1842 01:14:06,787 --> 01:14:08,989 ♪ Girl got me Feeling risky ♪ 1843 01:14:12,092 --> 01:14:14,294 Welcome to Miami, gentlemen. Checking in? 1844 01:14:14,361 --> 01:14:16,263 You bet your sweet ass we're checking in, 1845 01:14:16,330 --> 01:14:18,298 you bedroom-eyed baby bitch, just kidding. 1846 01:14:18,365 --> 01:14:20,601 - We need help with luggage? - We straight! 1847 01:14:20,667 --> 01:14:21,767 All good here, dawg. 1848 01:14:21,835 --> 01:14:24,338 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 1849 01:14:24,404 --> 01:14:26,607 Door! 1850 01:14:26,673 --> 01:14:28,709 Hey, watch the leather. 1851 01:14:28,774 --> 01:14:30,644 Good joke. 1852 01:14:30,711 --> 01:14:32,112 ♪ We gon' party ♪ 1853 01:14:32,179 --> 01:14:33,914 ♪ Freaking every weekend ♪ 1854 01:14:33,981 --> 01:14:36,850 ♪ Baby, we just getting started ♪ 1855 01:14:42,089 --> 01:14:43,490 ♪ Damn, you got me, girl ♪ 1856 01:14:43,557 --> 01:14:46,226 ♪ That body's built Like a Bugatti ♪ 1857 01:14:46,293 --> 01:14:48,428 ♪ And if you look, You'll fall in love ♪ 1858 01:14:48,495 --> 01:14:50,864 ♪ She got that ass, She make... ♪ 1859 01:14:50,931 --> 01:14:53,300 It's always... 1860 01:14:53,367 --> 01:14:54,868 I gotta go back down! 1861 01:15:03,110 --> 01:15:04,711 ♪ She gon' make you move to Miami ♪ 1862 01:15:04,778 --> 01:15:06,580 - VIPs. - What do you think? 1863 01:15:06,647 --> 01:15:07,914 What do you think? VIP! 1864 01:15:07,981 --> 01:15:09,816 Stands for "Very Important Man." 1865 01:15:09,883 --> 01:15:11,551 - Abdul! - Get to the party. 1866 01:15:11,618 --> 01:15:13,020 Abdul! 1867 01:15:15,389 --> 01:15:18,592 Abdul! Abdul! Abdul! 1868 01:15:20,127 --> 01:15:22,229 Abdul! Abdul! Abdul! 1869 01:15:29,069 --> 01:15:30,771 Wow, look at this place, huh? 1870 01:15:30,837 --> 01:15:33,206 Whoa. Oh, yeah. 1871 01:15:33,273 --> 01:15:34,708 Door. 1872 01:15:34,776 --> 01:15:37,244 - This is crazy. - Wow. Check it. 1873 01:15:37,311 --> 01:15:39,079 Yeah, but we made it, boys. 1874 01:15:39,146 --> 01:15:40,647 It's us, settle down. Everybody settle down. 1875 01:15:42,784 --> 01:15:44,284 - You have a finger... - Very good, all right. 1876 01:15:44,351 --> 01:15:47,254 ...in your ass on television! 1877 01:15:47,321 --> 01:15:49,356 There you go. 1878 01:15:51,692 --> 01:15:53,860 This is so nice. 1879 01:15:53,927 --> 01:15:55,495 - Paula. - Hey, Paula. 1880 01:15:55,562 --> 01:15:57,831 Hey, guys, how are you? You made it. 1881 01:15:57,898 --> 01:15:59,366 - Where's Murr? - Who he? 1882 01:15:59,433 --> 01:16:01,635 Oh, it turns out there was only three tickets. 1883 01:16:01,702 --> 01:16:04,304 So we decided to compete in a hidden camera challenge... 1884 01:16:06,707 --> 01:16:08,875 You guys are hysterical. 1885 01:16:11,645 --> 01:16:13,146 Okay. 1886 01:16:16,083 --> 01:16:19,720 - Well, there's our table. - She thinks I'm hysterical. 1887 01:16:19,787 --> 01:16:20,921 - That's nice. - You are funny. 1888 01:16:20,987 --> 01:16:23,590 ♪ Baby, pick your head up ♪ 1889 01:16:23,657 --> 01:16:28,395 ♪ Come on and look me In the face ♪ 1890 01:16:28,462 --> 01:16:31,331 ♪ 'Cause I can tell That something ♪ 1891 01:16:31,398 --> 01:16:35,135 ♪ Is bringing you down ♪ 1892 01:16:35,202 --> 01:16:37,604 ♪ Is it the rumor ♪ 1893 01:16:37,671 --> 01:16:40,006 ♪ That another boy ♪ 1894 01:16:40,073 --> 01:16:43,677 ♪ Wants to take your place ♪ 1895 01:16:43,744 --> 01:16:46,947 ♪ Have you been Hearing the stories ♪ 1896 01:16:47,013 --> 01:16:49,416 ♪ They're going around ♪ 1897 01:16:49,483 --> 01:16:50,650 So funny. 1898 01:16:50,717 --> 01:16:53,186 That looks like Murr from Impractical Jokers. 1899 01:16:53,253 --> 01:16:55,255 No way. He looks too sad and lonely. 1900 01:16:55,322 --> 01:16:56,990 Yeah, and they're never seen alone. 1901 01:16:57,057 --> 01:16:58,358 - They're tight like that. - Yeah. 1902 01:16:58,425 --> 01:17:01,027 So anyways, like I was saying, she... 1903 01:17:01,094 --> 01:17:02,696 ♪ The moon And the stars above ♪ 1904 01:17:02,763 --> 01:17:04,698 Okay, so when you're making a balsamic reduction, 1905 01:17:04,765 --> 01:17:06,767 you really want to have the flame at a nice simmer. 1906 01:17:06,834 --> 01:17:08,468 If the heat is too hot, it's not gonna reduce 1907 01:17:08,535 --> 01:17:10,070 the way you want it, and the most important part 1908 01:17:10,137 --> 01:17:12,172 is to put the drizzle right when it's hot. 1909 01:17:12,239 --> 01:17:14,474 And that's chicken, salads, fish dishes, whatever? 1910 01:17:14,541 --> 01:17:16,710 Any dish. It's about the presentaish. 1911 01:18:00,687 --> 01:18:01,988 What are you doing? 1912 01:18:02,055 --> 01:18:03,590 Kinda getting back into it a little bit. 1913 01:18:03,657 --> 01:18:04,724 It looks like you're hurt. 1914 01:18:04,792 --> 01:18:06,426 Nah, I feel great. 1915 01:18:06,493 --> 01:18:09,129 - That does not look like you think it looks, buddy. - Yeah. 1916 01:18:09,196 --> 01:18:10,997 I don't know if I agree with you. 1917 01:18:11,064 --> 01:18:13,667 Everyone here agrees with us. 1918 01:18:14,601 --> 01:18:16,002 All right, all right. 1919 01:18:16,069 --> 01:18:17,404 All right, we need Murray back, 1920 01:18:17,471 --> 01:18:19,072 'cause we're starting to turn on each other. 1921 01:18:19,139 --> 01:18:20,373 You know, it just doesn't feel right without Murr. 1922 01:18:20,440 --> 01:18:22,075 Because he's not here, I'll admit it. 1923 01:18:22,142 --> 01:18:23,376 I miss him a little. 1924 01:18:23,443 --> 01:18:25,212 What are we even still doing here? 1925 01:18:25,278 --> 01:18:26,713 We accomplished what we set out to do. 1926 01:18:26,781 --> 01:18:29,182 We didn't mess up the night. I'm not having fun. 1927 01:18:29,249 --> 01:18:31,518 We're nowhere near Paula anyway. 1928 01:18:31,585 --> 01:18:34,254 Why don't we make like a tree and go make fun of Murray? 1929 01:18:34,321 --> 01:18:36,156 - Yeah. - All right. 1930 01:18:44,064 --> 01:18:47,133 Look at this vanilla angel. 1931 01:18:47,969 --> 01:18:49,469 He's magnificent. 1932 01:18:49,536 --> 01:18:51,438 You glorious, luminous ferret. 1933 01:18:51,505 --> 01:18:53,773 I made the cut. I made the cut. 1934 01:18:53,841 --> 01:18:55,542 I'm in, boys. 1935 01:18:55,609 --> 01:18:57,677 You just had to come, didn't you? 1936 01:18:57,744 --> 01:18:59,346 The unmitigated gall, bro. 1937 01:18:59,412 --> 01:19:01,281 I mean, you lost and you show up? 1938 01:19:01,348 --> 01:19:03,049 - What about the rules? - Yeah, I mean... 1939 01:19:03,116 --> 01:19:05,051 we're gonna pass Go and collect $200? 1940 01:19:05,118 --> 01:19:06,253 We're breaking rules? 1941 01:19:06,319 --> 01:19:07,654 I'm not playing Monopoly like that! 1942 01:19:07,721 --> 01:19:08,956 Really? 1943 01:19:09,022 --> 01:19:10,490 I thought you guys would be realizing 1944 01:19:10,557 --> 01:19:12,058 that the four of us are better together. 1945 01:19:12,125 --> 01:19:14,896 This place is thebomb.com. 1946 01:19:14,962 --> 01:19:16,530 There's Paula Abdul. 1947 01:19:16,596 --> 01:19:17,531 Paula! 1948 01:19:17,597 --> 01:19:20,033 - Right, she's right there. - Hi. 1949 01:19:22,435 --> 01:19:24,204 She's clocking us in a weird way. 1950 01:19:30,443 --> 01:19:32,780 - It's them. - You bald idiot. 1951 01:19:32,847 --> 01:19:34,080 You wore the jacket. 1952 01:19:34,147 --> 01:19:36,349 It's them. 1953 01:19:36,416 --> 01:19:38,819 She's put it all together. We gotta get out of here. 1954 01:19:38,886 --> 01:19:39,954 Run! 1955 01:19:40,021 --> 01:19:41,789 My throat! 1956 01:19:45,592 --> 01:19:47,627 Suck it, Abdul! 1957 01:19:47,694 --> 01:19:48,728 - Yeah! - Whoa! 1958 01:19:50,063 --> 01:19:51,364 Hey, baby! 1959 01:19:54,134 --> 01:19:55,302 - Sal! - His throat! 1960 01:19:55,368 --> 01:19:58,538 - My beautiful boy. - Buddy, buddy. 1961 01:19:58,605 --> 01:20:01,141 - Take 'em out back. - Who are you? 1962 01:20:01,207 --> 01:20:02,576 I run this town. 1963 01:20:02,642 --> 01:20:05,679 Not the cartel. Not the Yakuza. 1964 01:20:05,745 --> 01:20:06,814 Abdul. 1965 01:20:06,881 --> 01:20:08,849 You're evil. And you, you're a monster. 1966 01:20:08,916 --> 01:20:11,651 You know, I'm gonna make you forever my bitch! 1967 01:20:15,890 --> 01:20:17,892 No! 1968 01:20:22,964 --> 01:20:24,664 And this is where our story should end. 1969 01:20:24,731 --> 01:20:26,867 I mean, we really screwed the night up. 1970 01:20:26,934 --> 01:20:29,536 My sweet, sweet Sal was tased. 1971 01:20:29,603 --> 01:20:31,806 I'm saving him like a real man, sure, 1972 01:20:31,872 --> 01:20:34,075 but Murr is screaming like a little ferret. 1973 01:20:34,140 --> 01:20:35,508 Paula's good and pissed. 1974 01:20:35,575 --> 01:20:38,111 And Joe... Wait, where is Joe? 1975 01:20:38,178 --> 01:20:40,347 Hey, Paula. 1976 01:20:40,413 --> 01:20:42,917 I mean, I came here to party, right? 1977 01:20:44,317 --> 01:20:46,921 I got this, boys. 1978 01:20:46,988 --> 01:20:48,823 ♪ Make money, money, Make money, money ♪ 1979 01:20:48,889 --> 01:20:50,992 ♪ Make money, money, Make money, money, hey ♪ 1980 01:20:51,058 --> 01:20:52,960 ♪ Take money, money, Take money, money ♪ 1981 01:20:53,027 --> 01:20:54,895 ♪ Take money, money, Take money, money, hey ♪ 1982 01:20:54,962 --> 01:20:57,230 ♪ Save money, money, Save money, money, money ♪ 1983 01:20:57,297 --> 01:20:59,432 ♪ Save money, money, save money, money, money ♪ 1984 01:20:59,499 --> 01:21:01,434 ♪ 401(k), 401(k) ♪ 1985 01:21:01,501 --> 01:21:03,670 ♪ 401(k), 401(k) ♪ 1986 01:21:03,737 --> 01:21:04,704 DJ, flip it. 1987 01:21:04,771 --> 01:21:07,041 Paula, get your Abdul ass up here. 1988 01:21:12,145 --> 01:21:14,381 - ♪ Hey, baby ♪ - Oh, oh! 1989 01:21:14,447 --> 01:21:17,317 - ♪ You gotta remember ♪ - I remember. 1990 01:21:17,384 --> 01:21:18,886 ♪ I'm forever your girl ♪ 1991 01:21:18,953 --> 01:21:21,421 - For how long? - ♪ Baby, forever ♪ 1992 01:21:21,488 --> 01:21:25,158 ♪ And ever and ever, You know I am ♪ 1993 01:21:25,225 --> 01:21:26,559 Yeah, let's do it! 1994 01:21:26,626 --> 01:21:29,897 Give it up for Joe and the Impractical Jokers. 1995 01:21:29,964 --> 01:21:31,164 They're in the house, 1996 01:21:31,231 --> 01:21:33,433 and they drove the whole way here. 1997 01:21:35,201 --> 01:21:36,569 She forgives us! 1998 01:21:42,542 --> 01:21:44,511 ♪ Baby, pick your head up ♪ 1999 01:21:44,577 --> 01:21:46,047 Pick your head up. Pick your head up. 2000 01:21:46,113 --> 01:21:50,417 ♪ Come on And look me in the face ♪ 2001 01:21:50,483 --> 01:21:52,920 ♪ 'Cause I can tell That something ♪ 2002 01:21:52,987 --> 01:21:55,056 - What? - ♪ Is bringing you down ♪ 2003 01:21:55,122 --> 01:21:57,357 Paula Abdul! 2004 01:21:57,424 --> 01:21:58,959 You did it! 2005 01:21:59,026 --> 01:22:02,063 ♪ Baby, just remember, I gave you my heart ♪ 2006 01:22:02,129 --> 01:22:03,596 Tell me! 2007 01:22:03,663 --> 01:22:06,133 ♪ Ain't no one Gonna tear us apart ♪ 2008 01:22:06,199 --> 01:22:08,568 - ♪ He can promise the moon ♪ - Hands in the air! 2009 01:22:08,635 --> 01:22:10,871 ♪ And the stars above ♪ 2010 01:22:10,938 --> 01:22:14,875 ♪ Even if he promised me The world ♪ 2011 01:22:21,681 --> 01:22:24,551 Wow, I love Miami. 2012 01:22:24,617 --> 01:22:26,486 What a night. What a night! 2013 01:22:26,553 --> 01:22:28,055 - Yes! - Unbelievable. 2014 01:22:28,122 --> 01:22:30,991 Man, I'm so glad I threatened your lives with that 2x4. 2015 01:22:32,193 --> 01:22:34,061 - Fellas, I love you. - Yeah. 2016 01:22:34,128 --> 01:22:35,129 You're my best friends. 2017 01:22:35,196 --> 01:22:36,797 Epic, epic night, guys. 2018 01:22:36,864 --> 01:22:40,734 Yeah, I don't say this enough, but I... I... 2019 01:22:40,801 --> 01:22:43,003 Hey, Fatone, you mind keeping it down back there? 2020 01:22:43,070 --> 01:22:45,472 - We're trying to have a moment. - Sorry. 2021 01:22:45,538 --> 01:22:47,607 I thought I had known everything 2022 01:22:47,674 --> 01:22:48,976 there was to know about us, 2023 01:22:49,043 --> 01:22:50,543 but I learned a few things on this trip. 2024 01:22:50,610 --> 01:22:52,278 Sal loves tigers. 2025 01:22:52,345 --> 01:22:55,648 Yeah, Murr loves going to strip clubs with his young nieces. 2026 01:22:55,715 --> 01:22:57,650 Q's parents love softcore porn. 2027 01:22:57,717 --> 01:22:59,220 - No, no, they do not. - They do. 2028 01:22:59,285 --> 01:23:00,888 - They do not. They do not. - They do, they produce it. 2029 01:23:00,955 --> 01:23:02,689 I'll tell you what the biggest thing, though, 2030 01:23:02,756 --> 01:23:04,324 that surprised me was how good of a hype man 2031 01:23:04,390 --> 01:23:06,392 - Joe turned out to be after all. - Right? 2032 01:23:06,459 --> 01:23:09,395 Not bad, buddy. 2033 01:23:09,462 --> 01:23:11,899 I should talk to you boys about something. 2034 01:23:11,966 --> 01:23:13,466 An offer came in. 2035 01:23:13,533 --> 01:23:15,301 Abdul wants me to go full-time as her hype man. 2036 01:23:15,368 --> 01:23:17,470 World tour. Unbelievable. 2037 01:23:17,537 --> 01:23:20,340 Seven-figure salary, 401(k), full benefits. 2038 01:23:20,406 --> 01:23:22,542 Everything. 2039 01:23:22,609 --> 01:23:25,578 You know, she even offered me my own reality show. 2040 01:23:25,645 --> 01:23:28,281 "Believe the Hype: The Joe Gatto Story." 2041 01:23:28,348 --> 01:23:30,350 I got a tricycle for McKayla. 2042 01:23:30,416 --> 01:23:31,584 Milana. 2043 01:23:31,651 --> 01:23:33,753 My own helicopter they're flying in. 2044 01:23:35,022 --> 01:23:36,556 She's gonna get rid of that tapeworm. 2045 01:23:36,623 --> 01:23:38,424 Oh, you've had that for years. 2046 01:23:38,491 --> 01:23:39,794 Bye-bye, Charlie. 2047 01:23:39,860 --> 01:23:42,762 Everything I ever wanted as a full-blown hype man 2048 01:23:42,830 --> 01:23:44,531 delivered on a silver platter. 2049 01:23:44,597 --> 01:23:46,100 Well, what did you say to her? 2050 01:23:50,271 --> 01:23:51,806 - I said no. - Oh, thank God! 2051 01:23:51,872 --> 01:23:53,174 I don't want to do it. She said, "What are you doing?" 2052 01:23:53,240 --> 01:23:54,241 I said, "I'm forever their boy." 2053 01:23:54,307 --> 01:23:55,976 I straight up told her no-no. 2054 01:23:56,043 --> 01:23:57,077 You know what? 2055 01:23:58,311 --> 01:24:00,080 It's time to go back to Staten Island. 2056 01:24:00,147 --> 01:24:01,381 Yes, it is. 2057 01:24:01,447 --> 01:24:02,783 Let me just go gas up Grandma Lucia. 2058 01:24:02,850 --> 01:24:04,551 - We'll hit the road. - Hold on, fellas. 2059 01:24:04,617 --> 01:24:08,388 Abdul texted me tickets to go on her private plane. 2060 01:24:08,454 --> 01:24:09,722 - Oh, all right. - Oh! 2061 01:24:09,790 --> 01:24:11,391 - That's awesome. - Wait, wait, wait. 2062 01:24:11,457 --> 01:24:13,794 She sent three tickets. Come on! 2063 01:24:13,861 --> 01:24:15,428 Is she kidding me? 2064 01:24:15,495 --> 01:24:16,729 - And it goes on. - This is on purpose, right? 2065 01:24:16,797 --> 01:24:18,833 - Does she watch the show? - Oh, that's great. 2066 01:24:18,899 --> 01:24:20,301 Well, there's four of us. That's an issue. 2067 01:24:20,366 --> 01:24:21,334 Well, then how are we gonna decide 2068 01:24:21,401 --> 01:24:22,837 who gets to go on the plane? 2069 01:24:22,903 --> 01:24:24,671 - I think it's been decided. - Yeah, pretty sure. 2070 01:24:24,737 --> 01:24:26,173 - What do you mean? - Did you not watch the movie? 2071 01:24:26,240 --> 01:24:28,042 - That's for real, like... - Yes. 2072 01:24:28,108 --> 01:24:30,510 - Yes, our show is real. - But that's for real? 2073 01:24:30,577 --> 01:24:32,345 You think you have a shot at a private? 2074 01:24:32,412 --> 01:24:34,114 Don't worry, we'll... 2075 01:24:34,181 --> 01:24:35,916 ♪ The stars above ♪ 2076 01:24:35,983 --> 01:24:41,721 ♪ Even if he promised me The world ♪ 2077 01:24:41,789 --> 01:24:45,658 ♪ Just remember I'm forever your girl ♪ 2078 01:24:46,693 --> 01:24:48,494 Is that it? Is that the plane? 2079 01:24:48,561 --> 01:24:50,763 Oh, my God, guys. We are living life. 2080 01:24:50,831 --> 01:24:52,699 - That's a jet. - Yeah. 2081 01:24:52,765 --> 01:24:55,401 All right, all right. 2082 01:24:55,468 --> 01:24:57,071 So I really can't fly in the jet? 2083 01:24:57,137 --> 01:24:58,906 Come on. 2084 01:24:58,973 --> 01:25:01,141 What about if I drive Grandma Lucia home? 2085 01:25:01,208 --> 01:25:03,643 Grandma Lucia's already halfway back to Staten Island, buddy. 2086 01:25:03,710 --> 01:25:06,213 We're in this. You're on that. 2087 01:25:10,951 --> 01:25:12,353 Oh, God. 2088 01:25:12,418 --> 01:25:14,454 See you in Staten Island. 2089 01:25:14,520 --> 01:25:16,357 - Welcome. - Thank you. 2090 01:25:16,422 --> 01:25:17,992 Wait, on? 2091 01:25:27,600 --> 01:25:30,204 - All right, huh? - Oh, yeah. 2092 01:25:30,271 --> 01:25:32,106 - Cheers. - Cheers! 2093 01:25:32,172 --> 01:25:33,274 Yes! 2094 01:25:33,340 --> 01:25:35,608 Private plane, Abdul, no Murray. 2095 01:25:35,675 --> 01:25:38,444 - This is crazy, man. - Mmm. 2096 01:25:39,847 --> 01:25:41,916 How do you think he's doing? 2097 01:25:45,386 --> 01:25:47,754 ♪ I said the joker Is a wanted man ♪ 2098 01:25:47,821 --> 01:25:50,891 ♪ He makes his way All across the land ♪ 2099 01:25:50,958 --> 01:25:53,861 ♪ See him sifting Through the sand ♪ 2100 01:25:53,928 --> 01:25:55,762 ♪ So I'll tell you All the story ♪ 2101 01:25:55,829 --> 01:25:58,198 ♪ 'Bout the joker And the thief in the night ♪ 2102 01:26:03,569 --> 01:26:06,273 ♪ He's always laughing In the midst of power ♪ 2103 01:26:06,340 --> 01:26:09,709 ♪ Always living In the final hour ♪ 2104 01:26:09,777 --> 01:26:12,379 ♪ There is always Sweet in the sour ♪ 2105 01:26:12,445 --> 01:26:16,884 ♪ So we are not going home ♪ 2106 01:26:17,717 --> 01:26:19,186 Oh, God! 2107 01:26:21,754 --> 01:26:26,126 ♪ Can you see the joker Flying over ♪ 2108 01:26:27,861 --> 01:26:32,598 ♪ As she's standing In the field of clover ♪ 2109 01:26:34,435 --> 01:26:37,237 ♪ Watching out every day ♪ 2110 01:26:37,304 --> 01:26:39,706 ♪ I wonder what would happen If he took her away ♪ 2111 01:26:39,772 --> 01:26:41,474 ♪ I'll tell you All the story ♪ 2112 01:26:41,541 --> 01:26:43,643 ♪ 'Bout the joker And the thief in the night ♪ 2113 01:26:49,816 --> 01:26:54,816 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 2114 01:30:04,111 --> 01:30:06,847 ♪ Time's up, time's up, Time's up, time's up ♪ 2115 01:30:06,914 --> 01:30:08,348 ♪ Time to knock this shit up ♪ 2116 01:30:08,415 --> 01:30:11,451 ♪ I'm a joker, Impractically nuts ♪ 2117 01:30:11,518 --> 01:30:15,088 ♪ With my crew, About to light this shit up ♪ 2118 01:30:15,155 --> 01:30:17,891 ♪ I'm a joker, Impractically nuts ♪ 2119 01:30:17,958 --> 01:30:19,860 ♪ Impractical, impractical ♪ 2120 01:30:19,927 --> 01:30:21,061 ♪ Joker ♪ 2121 01:30:21,128 --> 01:30:23,763 ♪ Impractical, impractical ♪ 2122 01:30:23,830 --> 01:30:25,165 ♪ Joker ♪ 2123 01:30:25,232 --> 01:30:27,334 ♪ Impractical, impractical ♪ 2124 01:30:27,401 --> 01:30:28,635 ♪ Joker ♪ 2125 01:30:28,701 --> 01:30:30,270 ♪ Impractical, impractical ♪ 2126 01:30:30,337 --> 01:30:32,639 ♪ Joker, We pull up in the Crown Vic ♪ 2127 01:30:32,705 --> 01:30:34,274 ♪ We 'bout to clown and shit ♪ 2128 01:30:34,341 --> 01:30:36,210 ♪ We ate some brownies At the crib ♪ 2129 01:30:36,276 --> 01:30:38,545 ♪ We prank and trick, Straight fooling ♪ 2130 01:30:38,612 --> 01:30:40,614 ♪ Me and my crew's In this bitch ♪ 2131 01:30:40,681 --> 01:30:43,317 ♪ Just coolin', Me and my dudes, ice pick ♪ 2132 01:30:43,383 --> 01:30:45,319 ♪ When you see us coming, We stunting ♪ 2133 01:30:45,385 --> 01:30:47,354 ♪ Now run and tell that, The boys ♪ 2134 01:30:47,421 --> 01:30:49,590 ♪ Are hunting, they gunning, With nothing held back ♪ 2135 01:30:49,656 --> 01:30:51,724 ♪ You lose at this game, You get punished ♪ 2136 01:30:51,792 --> 01:30:53,393 ♪ And that's a real fact ♪ 2137 01:30:53,460 --> 01:30:54,861 ♪ You planning on staying, I'll be honest ♪ 2138 01:30:54,928 --> 01:30:56,563 ♪ We all... ♪ 2139 01:30:56,630 --> 01:30:58,031 ♪ Sal, Murr, Joe, Q ♪ 2140 01:30:58,098 --> 01:30:59,700 ♪ We all about the laughs ♪ 2141 01:30:59,765 --> 01:31:01,767 ♪ How you gon' react When the joker's in the back ♪ 2142 01:31:01,835 --> 01:31:04,871 ♪ And he's all up in your ear, Cyrano de Bergerac ♪ 2143 01:31:04,938 --> 01:31:08,275 ♪ So say what I say This is impractical attack ♪ 2144 01:31:08,342 --> 01:31:10,344 ♪ Whoa, clock is ticking ♪ 2145 01:31:10,410 --> 01:31:12,145 ♪ You gon' fold Or you gon' follow through ♪ 2146 01:31:12,212 --> 01:31:15,282 ♪ Time's up, Decide what you gon' do ♪ 2147 01:31:15,349 --> 01:31:17,084 ♪ Clock is ticking, You gon' fold ♪ 2148 01:31:17,150 --> 01:31:18,685 ♪ Or you gon' follow through ♪ 2149 01:31:18,751 --> 01:31:21,121 ♪ Time's up, Decide what you gonna do ♪ 2150 01:31:21,188 --> 01:31:23,123 ♪ Call us comedy cowboys ♪ 2151 01:31:23,190 --> 01:31:24,825 ♪ We quick with the trigger ♪ 2152 01:31:24,891 --> 01:31:27,160 ♪ A gang of wisecrackers Leaving you in stitches ♪ 2153 01:31:27,227 --> 01:31:28,996 ♪ When you see These tricksters coming ♪ 2154 01:31:29,062 --> 01:31:30,497 ♪ You know They up to something ♪ 2155 01:31:30,564 --> 01:31:31,999 ♪ Setting you up To get you cornered ♪ 2156 01:31:32,065 --> 01:31:33,467 ♪ Execute without warning ♪ 2157 01:31:33,533 --> 01:31:36,303 ♪ You're the casualty Of a jokester ♪ 2158 01:31:36,370 --> 01:31:38,939 ♪ The satirical Casanova ♪ 2159 01:31:39,006 --> 01:31:43,010 ♪ We swift with the wits, Seven years still a hit ♪ 2160 01:31:43,076 --> 01:31:44,811 ♪ Did the movie, Shit's legit ♪ 2161 01:31:44,878 --> 01:31:46,713 - ♪ Impractical humorists ♪ - ♪ Impractical ♪ 2162 01:31:46,780 --> 01:31:49,583 ♪ Impractical because I'm cold when I'm hot ♪ 2163 01:31:49,650 --> 01:31:52,819 ♪ I run a marathon In flip-flops ♪ 2164 01:31:52,886 --> 01:31:54,288 ♪ Impractical ♪ 2165 01:31:54,354 --> 01:31:56,490 ♪ I'm the one And then I'm not ♪ 2166 01:31:56,556 --> 01:31:58,625 ♪ I rose to the top When I dropped ♪ 2167 01:31:58,692 --> 01:32:01,895 ♪ Time's up, Time to knock this shit up ♪ 2168 01:32:01,962 --> 01:32:05,232 ♪ I'm a joker, Impractically nuts ♪ 2169 01:32:05,299 --> 01:32:08,168 ♪ With my crew, About to light this shit up ♪ 2170 01:32:08,235 --> 01:32:11,138 ♪ I'm a joker, I'm practically nuts ♪ 2171 01:32:11,204 --> 01:32:14,374 ♪ Impractical, impractical ♪ 2172 01:32:14,441 --> 01:32:15,942 ♪ Joker ♪ 2173 01:32:16,009 --> 01:32:17,844 ♪ Impractical, impractical ♪ 2174 01:32:17,911 --> 01:32:19,179 ♪ Joker ♪ 2175 01:32:19,246 --> 01:32:20,881 ♪ Impractical, impractical ♪ 2176 01:32:20,947 --> 01:32:22,082 ♪ Joker ♪ 2177 01:32:22,149 --> 01:32:23,884 ♪ Impractical, impractical ♪ 2178 01:32:23,950 --> 01:32:25,185 ♪ Joker ♪ 2179 01:32:26,230 --> 01:32:32,627 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 161389

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