All language subtitles for House.S08E14.Love.Is.Blind.BDRip.XviD-CLUE

I'm telling you,
Will, you got a
real winner here.

She's just
gonna love it.

Stacy?
Box her up.

Just the box.

I'm sure
it's prettier
than the paper.

(SIGHS)

One tiny rock.

So many other cool
things I could have
bought for myself.

Sam, Stacy, it's been
a pleasure being
ripped off by you.

SAM: Such a nice boy.

Too bad
he's a handicap.

Excuse me.

Thank you.

(VEHICLE REVERSING)

(BEEPING ALARM INTENSIFYING)

(CAR HONKING)

(TIRES SCREECH)

(SIREN WAILING LOUDLY)

(VEHICLES HONKING
CONTINUOUSLY)

(MAN SHOUTING)

Just calm down.

HOUSE: Kid's a blind diabetic.

He's hyperglycemic
hyperosmolar.

Which is what
we thought

until his blood tests
showed a controlled sugar
level and no ketones.

Could be caused
by drug abuse.

His tox screens
were clean.

HOUSE ON SPEAKERPHONE:
You lying sack of crap.

I have them
right in front me.

Not you. This time.

My former BFF.

He's S.M.I.T.B.A.W.S.

Stabbing me in the back
as we speak.

Where exactly
are you?

If anyone should
happen to ask,

I'm at an out-of-state
medical conference till
further notice.

Why would any...
And don't really care.

Auditory hallucinations
and disorientation could be
signs of schizophrenia.

TAUB:
They did a psych consult.
Mental status is normal.

A seizure?
Noise-induced epilepsy.

The sound of
rush hour traffic
could have set it off.

Run an EEG,

and blast his brain
with harmonics to find out.

Also, if anyone should
further happen to ask,

I spent the whole of
last year in Africa

with Doctors
Without Boundaries.

Who are you
hiding from?

Evil.

Where's House?

Uh...
He's at an out-of-state
medical conference.

In Baltimore,
I think.

Nice to meet you.
I'm Blythe.
His mother.

Do you want me
to pick up the Braille
writer and laptop

from your apartment?

I don't plan on
being here that long.

I didn't eat lunch
yesterday. I probably
just fainted.

CHI: Or had an
epileptic seizure.

Which is only
one possibility.
I'm Dr. Chase.

We'd like to discuss your
case with you privately.

I'm his girlfriend.
Is it all right if
I stay for this?

Melissa can stay, and
I've never had a seizure
before in my life.

They can be mild, like
a loss of concentration
or a muscle tremor.

A lot of times
a family member notices
before the patient does.

I'm Dr. Park, by the way.
I'm 5'2", Asian,

and I'm totally cool with it
if you want to feel my face.

Blind people only
do that in movies.

But you sound nice,
so if you want me to...

Her point was
you may not have realized
you were having a seizure,

but maybe your
girlfriend has.

No.

But I haven't seen him
for the last five months.

We were on a break.

Like Rachel and
Ross on Friends.

Never seen the show myself,
but I hear it's good.

(LAUGHING)

That joke usually
kills my blind friends.

Will, this is serious.

No, it's not, since
I don't have epilepsy.

I have to pay
attention to every signal
my body sends or receives

or I end up
taking a dirt nap.

You don't think I'd know
if I was having seizures?

It was probably
just low blood sugar.

If that's true, then you
shouldn't have a problem
passing our test.

How is he, James?
Really.

He's better than
I've seen him
in a long time.

Is he happy?

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

It's okay.

He's always been
a complicated child.

Were you in the
hospital recently?

Nothing serious.
I just had a few moles
removed yesterday.

(CHUCKLES) I forgot
I even had it on.

Look.. if Greg happens
to get back early
from the conference,

I'm staying
at a hotel in town
for the next three days.

I would like him
to call me.

I will pass it on.

Thank you.

Do you think that they
would mind if I got
a refill for the road?

Not at all.
Good.

(SIGHS)

(LOW-PITCHED NOTES PLAYING)

Not seeing any seizure
activity in response to
low frequency sounds.

I'm starting him
on mid-range.

Have you seen
his girlfriend?
Extremely hot.

Blind people can't have
attractive girlfriends?

Not my point.

He actually convinced her
to go for the whole
relationship break thing.

How do you know
it wasn't her idea?

Because she's
back with him.

Women suggest
a break when they
want to break up.

Men do it because they want
to have sex with other women
before they settle down.

They're a little
young to get married,
don't you think?

I was their age
when I did.

I see your point.

He's seizing.

The sound frequency's
at 300 hertz.

It's not a seizure.

He's not spiking
on his EEG.

And not moving air.
I think he's choking
on something.

Blood, but I don't
see any blockage.

Help me move him.

(GASPING)

(COUGHING)

Just relax and breathe.

(RETCHING)

What are these?

Three teeth
detached from his jaw bone
and lodged in his throat.

He almost choked
to death on them.

Environmental? Could be
heavy metal poisoning
or radiation exposure.

Then he wouldn't
be the only one.

He's an accountant who
works on the same floor
with 50 other people.

Maybe his girlfriend
poisoned him.

House usually thinks
that's a good guess.

And she's gotta be pissed off
and have low self-esteem.

Why else would she
give him a free pass
to pork other women?

HOUSE ON SPEAKERPHONE:
Because he's handicapped.

Women feel sorry for us.
This cane is tail-bait.

(CHILDREN LAUGHING ON PHONE)

Where are you now?

You expect an actual
answer this time?

DOMINIKA: Hi, guys.
Was wondering if
House's mother left yet.

He won't let me
go to our house...

HOUSE:
It's not environmental.
lt's periodontitis.

An oral infection
doesn't explain

his disorientation and
auditory hallucinations.

(CHILDREN LAUGHING)

HOUSE: They're laughing
'cause they know diabetes
exacerbates the condition.

TAUB: It could progress
to a systemic disease.

The bacteria spread
and affect other organs.

HOUSE:
Like his brain. Start him on
broad-spectrum antibiotics

and book him an appointment
with a periodontist.

(LINE DISCONNECTS)

He has fake
children now, too?

You think I'm not good
enough for your mother.

Not in front of
the kids, honey.

Add a couple of flies,
toss in a dead goat or two
and we might have a winner.

Is she gone?
Yeah.

We really
need to talk.

Okay.

Crayons down. Line up
if you want to get paid.

It's the only time I ever
successfully lied to my mom.

Is with elaborate
preparations and props.

Hey, hey, hey.

I said no Transformers, slick.

Stay here until
the coast is clear.

Fine.

But you sleep
on couch tonight.

You're sleeping
with her now?

Just in case
an INS guy comes in
through the window.

(SIGHS)
Yeah, she didn't
buy it either.

You need to talk
to your mother.

When I'm ready.

I still need to get
a fake passport,

doctored photos,
maybe a case of AIDS.

She's sick, House.

Did she say that?

She was wearing a hospital
admission bracelet

and carrying around
a book on dealing
with terminal cancer.

I'm sorry.

She's staying at the Grand
for the next three days.

The antibiotics
will stop the infection
from spreading further.

And I'll spare you
the lecture you'll get from
the periodontist tomorrow,

but you need to practice
better oral hygiene.

So, are you guys saying
this is happening because,
what, I didn't floss enough?

Probably didn't help,
but diabetics are prone
to this type of infection.

Half the time he doesn't
even bother getting undressed
before he goes to bed.

I can only imagine how
many times you've skipped
brushing your teeth

since we...

Sorry.

I don't mean to
lecture you, babe.

But I guess you're right.
Look, you haven't eaten
anything all day.

Why don't you go grab
a bite? I'll be fine.

All right. I'll see
you in an hour, okay?

Not if I see you first.

I was wondering
if I could ask you
guys for a favor.

I really need my laptop
and Braille writer

and I can't ask Melissa
to get them for me.

Why not?
Because

I want you to put
this someplace safe.

It's beautiful.

People always say
diamonds are beautiful.

But to me they just feel cold
and have really sharp edges.

I guess convincing
her to take a break
was a good thing.

The break
was her idea.

Melissa's the only
girl I've ever dated.

She wanted me to be sure
before we took the next step.

Wow.

Yeah.

What are you doing?

We're here. We might
as well search the place

in case we're wrong
about periodontitis.

What are you doing?

We're here.
Might as well eat.

You're stealing food
from a blind man?

We're doing
him a favor,
he owes me.

I take it from your
low self-esteem theory,

you have some experience
with relationship breaks.

What happened?

He talked me into it,

then slept with
three of my friends,

then dumped my ass.

College boyfriend.

I thought he was
the love of my life.

Then why agree
to a break?

My self-esteem wasn't
as high back then.

No one's is.

Ugh! (SPITS)

Sugar free.

(WATER RUNNING)

Disgusting.

I'll check the bathroom.
You keep checking the snacks.

(SIGHS)

(KNOCK ON DOOR)

Greg?

Sorry I didn't call first.
I just flew
back from my conference.

This really isn't...

I need your
medical records,

and the name of your
primary physician.

You remember Mr. Bell?

If I didn't,
I will now.

You're not dying.

I may have
misled James

by letting him see
a book on cancer.

We did however have
some expectations that
you might call first.

Yeah.

This isn't how
I envisioned you
finding out.

Mr. Bell and l, we're...

Having sex? Got it.

Getting married. Also.

We wanted you to be
the first to know.

(MONITOR BEEPING)

I need 10 milligrams
of benzodiazepine.

Help me hold him down.

I'm putting epilepsy
back on the table.

And I'm taking it off
because it doesn't
explain losing his teeth.

The kid's diabetic.
The periodontitis could be
real but completely unrelated.

A coincidence?
You buying that, House?

Until I hear something
that takes my mind off

the Jurassic schlong that
I was traumatized
by this afternoon.

I know what's wrong
with the patient.

Illegal drugs.
Some kind of acid.

His tox screens
were clean.

His apartment wasn't.

We didn't find
any drugs.

Then why am I completely
tripping balls right now?

I am seriously
freaking out here, guys.

Can't you tell?

You pretty much look
the same you always do.

Take your glasses off.

Pupils dilated.

Pulse elevated.

Hallucinating?

I think so.

Because he's a rabbit.

Oh! I get it.
Because she's his wife.

(SOFTLY)
They flirt a lot.
I've seen things.

And Taub.
Taub is either

a tooth fairy
or Rainbow Brite.

And you?

You're just House.

She ate ice cream
and gummy bears at
the patient's apartment.

One of them
must have been
dosed with it.

Go back and
find the drugs.

You two find out
where he bought them

and then MRI his brain,
check for infections,
masses and plaques.

Am I gonna die?

We'll get back
to you on that.

I've been blind since birth.

I thought maybe
if I tried LSD,
I might, you know...

Colors, a shape.

I just wanted
to see something.

How many times?

Maybe five or six.

We need to know where
you bought it so we can
find out what was in it.

My girlfriend
gave it to me.

I'll find her.

No. Don't.

It wasn't Melissa.

I met someone else.

When were you planning
on telling her that?

Before or after you
ask her to marry you?

The ring
isn't for her.

We were on a break.

She wanted me to see
what else was
out there and I did.

I was gonna tell her
the other night,

but I ended up
here instead.

We just need to talk
to the one who
supplied the drugs.

She's on vacation
with her parents.

This is her cell.

I don't want her to
know I'm in the hospital.
She'll only freak out.

That's very
considerate of you.

You think this
is easy for me?

I know I have
to tell Melissa.

Then what's stopping you?

She's still one
of my best friends.

And I don't want
to be alone in here.

You seen your
mother yet?

HOUSE: She's not dying.

She was having
sex with my father.

(SNICKERING)

Ignore her.
She's on acid.

Your father's dead,
House.

Not the dead dad,
the biological dad.

The one I pointed out to you
at the fake father's funeral.

Huh!

Are you sure?

Your only evidence
is that birthmark you
saw when you were 12.

Well, now I've seen two.

The good news is,
I won't technically be
a bastard much longer.

We're gonna be one
big crappy family.

Well, that's
great news.

Your mother won't be alone
anymore and you can finally
get to know the guy.

Yes.
That is one option.

Are you saying
you're not even
curious?

You want to know
what I think?

I think you know the
answer to that question.

You avoid your mother

because she's the one
person whose opinion
you actually care about.

If that was true,
you'd have every
reason to shut up.

I avoid my mother
because she's boring.

That's why you've
been so open and
honest about prison

and marrying
a complete stranger.

Even if I care
what she thinks,

why would I care what
some sperm donor does?

You read the guy's book
about three times.

Years ago and it took
three times because
it was so badly written.

(LAUGHS) Oh! I get it.

The second birthmark
was on his penis, right?

The kid's a dick.

You've been working
for House for months

and just now
realized that disabled
people can also be dicks?

What he's doing now
to that girl isn't fair.

The break was her idea.

And now she thinks
they're back together.

He's a scared, sick blind kid
who doesn't want to be alone.

You really
don't get that?

I do. But...

What is it?

Not good news for him.
Or Park.

Where's Park?

(SIGHING) Wilson's
babysitting her.

Talking about the fact
that she could have
permanent brain damage

might bum her trip
out a little bit.

Dark spot doesn't
necessarily equal
brain damage.

It could be a congenital
malformation connected with
his blindness or a tumor.

A clot.

Exactly. We need
to do another scan,
then inject dye...

I said a clot,

not or a clot.

It's a clot.
Cerebral venous
sinus thrombosis.

That'd be
good news for Park,

but I've never seen one
present this large before.

It fits.
When it was smaller,

it caused his
initial disorientation
and hallucinations.

As it grew larger,
the seizures.

If left untreated,
it leads to cerebral
edema and death,

but what causes
that and tooth loss?

Any hyper-coagulable state.
Lupus?

I counter your lupus
with Behcet's syndrome.

No. He doesn't have
any of the earlier
symptoms,

color blindness,
abnormal visual
fields or...

(CHUCKLES)

We've been ignoring his
eyes because he's blind.

If he wasn't before,
he would be by now.

Confirm with an eye exam
and start treatment with
heparin for the clot.

Interferon and steroids
for the Behcet's.

Give me back my teeth!

Park, listen. Park!

You're a tooth thief!

No, no, no, stop it!
Stop it!

(EXCLAIMING)

Back on the couch!

What are you doing
to this poor girl?

It's not what it
looks like. She's...

(WILSON GRUNTS)

She's tripping on acid.

Good Lord, man.
That's no way to
treat a bad trip.

Put the chair down.
You'll end up hurting
the poor wee thing.

Hello, darling.

I'm Thomas and this beautiful
creature here is Blythe.

Is there anything
we can do to help you?

That rabbit
stole my teeth.

Of course, he did.
But I'll tell you what
he's done.

He's put them back again
and they're twice as
nice as they used to be.

You can feel them
if you like.

See?

Now why don't we
sit on this nice,
comfy couch,

have a nice cool drink
and talk all about it?
Would you like that?

He's had some
experience with things
like this back in the day.

As I recall,
both of us.

Ah! Not the time
or the place, dear.

See? There you go.

There's no way that
guy's related to you.

There's fresh scarring
and swelling in both fundi
and a bleed on the left.

House was right.

It's Behcet's syndrome.

Give it to me
straight, Doc.

Am I ever gonna
see again?

That's a little out
of our jurisdiction.

We need to wrap
a dressing over your eyes
to keep the light out.

Not really a
problem for me.

You might not see it
but your tissue does.

It'll also help
with the swelling.

I'll leave you
in Dr. Adams'
capable hands.

You think I'm an ass,
don't you?

I can tell
by your breathing.

Either you're
angry or fat.

(SCOFFS)

I think it's unfair
that you're leading
on a woman

who obviously loves
and cares about you.

I love and care
about her, too,

but we just don't work
together as a couple.

You need to
tell her that.

I'm going to,

but I just want to
do it the right way.

I don't want her
to hate me.

When she finds out you
bought an engagement ring
for another woman,

that option is
out the window.

It was going
to be for her.

What changed?

She told me we were
going on a break.

I didn't even get
a say in the matter.

She wanted you to be sure
about your relationship.

I can see how that
would be annoying.

I think I liked it better
when you were just
breathing angrily.

She still sees me as the same
sheltered blind geek
she met in college.

Most of the time she acts
more like my mother
than my girlfriend.

I asked her to marry me.
She tells me I need to date
somebody else first?

I'd rather she
just dumped me.

At least that
I can understand.

So you were hurt so much
you had to marry
the next woman you met?

Julie doesn't
see me as I was,

but for who I am now.

She trusts me
to make my own decisions
and to help her with hers.

For the first time
in my life..

I have somebody
who needs me instead of
the other way around.

She finally fell asleep.
I think she'll be fine
in a couple of hours.

How do you know
about handling
a bad acid trip?

Friends in your
gardening club been
experimenting again?

I was young once.

(LAUGHTER)

A little scrapbook that
Thomas threw together.

He even has
a couple of pictures
of you as a child.

THOMAS: I've known Greg
almost since he was born.

His father and I
were like brothers.

I was a Navy chaplain
in those days.

I left the service
in the late '60s.

I don't think
his dad ever forgave me
for protesting the war.

Of course, if he knew
I got Blythe involved...

You protested
the war? When?

You were a child.
I didn't share my
entire schedule with you.

We knew if we told you,
you'd tell him and
he'd kill us both.

He was a Marine.
That was the
ultimate betrayal.

Penultimate.

Sweetheart, I think
we need to get back
to the hotel.

Wilson, it's been
a real pleasure.

You're right.

Much too formal.

Come here, lad.

We're practically
family now.

We'll see you
boys tonight.

8:00 sharp.
Good.

I invited them
out to dinner.

Told them it
was your idea.

Straw.

I know we agreed
that whatever happened on
break would stay on break

and I don't expect you
to talk about yours.

I just want you to know
that there was no one else.

(COUGHS)

I missed you so much
I barely even
saw my own friends.

I'm just so glad
it's finally over.
(COUGHING)

Are you okay?

(RETCHING)

What's happening to him?

Is he gonna be okay?

I'm gonna need to discuss
that with my colleagues.

We have to talk.
No,

you need to rest.

I have to tell you

about what happened
on the break.

Later, you just
lie back and relax.

Stop it, Melissa.

Just stop telling me
what I need

and listen
for once, okay?

How are you feeling?

Embarrassed.

I'm still
not sure what was real
or what I hallucinated.

Did you try to kiss me?

What about you?

He's stabilized
for the moment.

JESSICA: Coughing up blood?
That doesn't really change
anything.

Hemoptysis is a
symptom of Behcet's.

TAUB: Except our treatment
should make him
better not worse.

CHI: It could be
doing both.

Our treatment breaks down
his clot in his head like
it's supposed to,

except a piece broke off
and traveled to one of
his arteries in his lungs.

If anything, we need
to increase the heparin

to prevent further
clots from forming.

We do that and he
starts hemorrhaging,

we won't be able
to stop the bleeding.

We don't do that,
the next clot causes a
heart attack or a stroke.

Park's way, he at least
has a shot at living.

CT his lungs to confirm
and up the dose.

She's young
and hot.

She'll bounce back.

82 pounds.

How much weight
I put on when my break
ended the same way.

People were
calling me
Park-ing-lot.

Mmm.

Almost 9:00.
I think your boy's
gonna stand us up.

No, no.
He'll be here.

THOMAS: He practically
walked in on us having sex.

God, if I saw my mother
doing that, I'd claw
my own eyes out.

Of course, she was nowhere
near as attractive as you.

Horribly fat,
as a matter of fact.

HOUSE: Mother.

Guy sleeping
with my mother.

This is Dominika.
My wife.

DOMINIKA: It's so nice
to be meeting you.

Gregory tells me
that you were born
in Richmond, Virginia,

and your father was a tailor
who stole from his clients.

James has persuaded me
of the value of openness
and honesty in relationships.

We see people with
disabilities all the time.

But seeing and understanding
aren't always the same thing.

Are you talking to me or
writing a Facebook post?

I'm saying we should have
picked up on the degeneration
in his eyes sooner.

We ignored them because
we assumed they weren't
even part of the equation.

I also realized,
intellectually,

I may understand what
it means to be disabled,
but emotionally?

I didn't have a clue.

Apparently,
his girlfriend
didn't either.

So you're back
on his side?

It's not a side,
it's a perspective.

He just wants to be
treated like an adult.
Make his own decisions.

I may not agree
with all of them,

but how the hell
can I judge him?

I'm sure that's exactly
what disabled people want.

To be treated like
completely foreign
entities,

incapable of being
judged and understood.

Park was right
about the clot.

Hopefully,
the anticoagulants
keep it from killing him.

So, she gets the couch
on the odd nights,

and I get the
bed on evens.

In exchange for
a federal felony,

she gets a green card
and I get a live-in maid.

Good for you.

The immigration policy in
this country is a travesty.

It forces people
to lie just so nice
people can stay here.

Thank you.

Dad. (CHUCKLES)

I'm grateful
you approve.

You should also know
that I was not in
Africa last year.

You were in jail.

I've been reading the
Princeton Police blotter
ever since you moved here.

And I'm afraid I haven't been
truthful with you either.

And I've wanted
to tell you this
for a very long time.

Thomas and I...

We got married
two months after your
father passed away.

Uh-huh.

You understand,
we didn't want you
to think

we were disrespecting
the memory of your father.

And is there another
secret that you want
to share with me?

There's nothing you
think might be
relevant to my life?

Like what?

I don't know.
Just off the
top of my head,

something like
I DNA-tested my dad

and found
that he was not my
biological father.

You are.
(LAUGHS)

That's impossible.

People lie.

Birthmarks don't.

(UNZIPS)

Oh, my God!

You told me
he was a preemie.

This bloody lunatic
is my son?

He's not a lunatic.

THOMAS: All those years,
you could've told me,
I could've done things.

I could've made
a difference in
the boy's life.

I think we should all
just calm down and...

Look at him sitting there!
A pill-popping sociopath.

If you wanted to
screw up his life,

you couldn't
have done it better.

He's got you there, Mom.

He's one of the most
well-respected
doctors in the world.

He's saved more lives
than you can count.

Now you
apologize to him,

or I swear
you will never see
me again, Thomas.

I can't deal
with this anymore.

He's my son?

I'm gonna have
a bloody breath of fresh air.
That's what I'm doing.

So, who's for dessert?

(GRUNTING)
Somebody help me!

Will,
it's Dr. Adams and Dr. Chase.
We just need to know where...

My eyes! My eyes!

Feels like
it's on fire!

(GRUNTING)

It's not Behcet's. It doesn't
necrotize tissue like this.

I think it's
streptococcus
pyogenes.

Except we've
already treated him with
broad-spectrum antibiotics.

It shouldn't be spreading,
it should be dying.

It just means
it's drug resistant.

We need to remove
what's left of his eyes
before gangrene sets in.

It's something that looks
and acts like a bacteria,
but isn't one.

Could be viral.
No, it couldn't.

No evidence of viral markers
in the necrotized tissue.

Let me see that image
you took last night of
the clot in his lung.

That's not a piece of
the clot from his brain.

That's the
point of infection.

Mucormycosis.

He breathed
in the spores.

Must be growing and
spreading ever since.

A fungal infection
spreading this fast?

Kid's a diabetic.
He already has a
compromised immune system.

He's right. This sample from
his eyes is crawling with it.

Treat him with
amphotericin B.

We treated him with
gentamicin when we
thought it was bacterial.

Which means
the dose of amphotericin B
we'll need to cure him

will probably
leave him deaf.

Sorry, stopped listening
after you said, "The dose
we'll need to cure him."

Blind and deaf?

I'd rather be dead.

You will be.

I can live with that.

You never did
get my humor.

There's a chance
your hearing won't
be completely gone.

How much of a chance?

A small one,
but a chance.

(CRYING)

I'm refusing treatment.

You don't know
how hard things are
already for me.

I can't handle any more.

I can't.

Oh! Hi.

I'm here to apologize.

I could have handled
the news with more aplomb.

I have a son.

That's great news!

What else did she
tell you to say?

You're not a lunatic,
you're not a mistake.

I never liked your
friend, my father.

He could be a bit
intense at times.

But unlike you,

I did respect him.

Do you respect
your mother?

Well, we do
have that in common.
And we all love her.

So we don't have
much choice, do we?

Son, see you at dinner.

Will, it's me.

Let me guess.

The doctor who thinks
I'm an ass wants you
to convince me to live?

Yes.

It won't work.

I know.

So I won't.

Wow. You're that angry.

I've made enough
decisions for you.

This is your life.

Why did you come back?

Because I love you.

And I want to be with you
for as long as I can.

Melissa, I'm so scared.

(CRYING) Me, too.

I'll always love you.

Even if I was deaf?

Even if anything.

MELISSA:
Is it working?

He's still very ill,

but if he keeps responding
the way he has been,
he should be fine.

And his hearing?

It's gone.

We don't know yet
if it'll be permanent.

Melissa,
is that you?

We've been squeezing his hand
once for yes, twice for no.

Can I ask you something?

I'll completely understand
if you squeeze no.

Will you marry me?

Don't leave me
hanging now.

Yes.

Yes! Of course, yes!

I heard that.

You said yes, right?

You said yes.

How long are you gonna
wait until you tell me?

I thought we already
had the Santa Claus talk.

You don't think I saw
you steal Thomas' fork
from the restaurant?

Why would I do that?

For his DNA.

That's...

Very observant of you.

See, you are more me
than you pretend.

You had to know for sure.
So you needed proof.

And the fact that
you haven't told me
can only mean...

He isn't your
father either.

I'm sorry.

You know what
that means?

Your mom's a slut?

That.

And she's not as boring
as I thought she was.