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God. 14 00:02:28,780 --> 00:02:29,906 It's okay. 15 00:02:30,349 --> 00:02:31,748 It's okay, it's just me. 16 00:02:31,950 --> 00:02:32,939 Huh. 17 00:02:36,288 --> 00:02:37,346 You all right? 18 00:02:38,690 --> 00:02:39,748 Margaret. 19 00:02:41,059 --> 00:02:42,356 Hey! 20 00:02:43,762 --> 00:02:46,094 Margaret! You okay? 21 00:02:46,198 --> 00:02:47,256 My stomach! 22 00:03:52,898 --> 00:03:54,297 I get it! 23 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:56,490 You're jealous of my new cane, 24 00:03:56,602 --> 00:03:59,332 so you hired a new doctor that you could lean on. 25 00:03:59,438 --> 00:04:02,498 Exactly. Nothing to do with the fact that you instructed me to hire one. 26 00:04:02,608 --> 00:04:06,510 Dr. House, this is Dr. Kelly Benedict, your new fellow. 27 00:04:07,579 --> 00:04:09,604 Nice to meet you. 28 00:04:10,048 --> 00:04:11,106 Um... 29 00:04:11,183 --> 00:04:14,277 I just finished my psychiatry residency at St. Jude's. 30 00:04:14,353 --> 00:04:16,753 And I loved studying the mind, 31 00:04:16,822 --> 00:04:19,188 but I thought I could make more of a difference, or at least... 32 00:04:19,291 --> 00:04:20,451 Man, you're hot. 33 00:04:22,127 --> 00:04:23,355 I mean, seriously. 34 00:04:23,462 --> 00:04:25,123 Thirty-year-old female... I know what you're thinking. 35 00:04:25,197 --> 00:04:28,633 "She looks like Cameron, and he's hired her solely to sleep with her." 36 00:04:28,700 --> 00:04:30,190 No. None of us were thinking that. 37 00:04:30,269 --> 00:04:31,293 Well, you should have. 38 00:04:31,370 --> 00:04:33,201 But you'd be foolishly wrong. 39 00:04:33,305 --> 00:04:36,968 Yes, he's been dating at a near-Clooney pace recently, 40 00:04:37,042 --> 00:04:40,478 but at this point, the only hole he's trying to fill is the one in his soul. 41 00:04:40,545 --> 00:04:43,514 Which means it's the emotional connection with Cameron he misses. 42 00:04:43,615 --> 00:04:46,675 Did you ever marry a dying man, and if so, did you freeze his sperm? 43 00:04:46,785 --> 00:04:50,516 Okay, so Cameron's his ex, but the sperm... 44 00:04:50,622 --> 00:04:52,817 She's not like Cameron. 45 00:04:52,891 --> 00:04:54,811 Then why did you make her wear Cameron's clothes? 46 00:04:54,826 --> 00:04:56,521 No. I'm wearing my own clothes. 47 00:04:56,595 --> 00:04:57,653 Thirty-year-old female. 48 00:04:57,763 --> 00:04:59,458 Severe vomiting and abdominal pain, 49 00:04:59,531 --> 00:05:02,694 preceded by three days of moderate pain, slightly elevated LFTs. 50 00:05:02,801 --> 00:05:04,359 Could be lead... 51 00:05:04,469 --> 00:05:07,927 Ah-ah-ah. If I know Dr. Shameron, and I think I do, 52 00:05:08,840 --> 00:05:12,469 she'll want this chance for a little stuff-strutting. 53 00:05:19,217 --> 00:05:20,946 Okay. Hepatitis A... 54 00:05:21,019 --> 00:05:22,509 Serologies are negative. 55 00:05:22,621 --> 00:05:23,645 Right. Uh... 56 00:05:25,190 --> 00:05:27,283 Appendicitis... That hasn't ruptured by now? 57 00:05:28,493 --> 00:05:29,687 It's hepatic fibrosis. 58 00:05:29,795 --> 00:05:32,889 At the risk of having Foreman snark at me, too, 59 00:05:32,998 --> 00:05:34,727 lead poisoning could also work. 60 00:05:36,301 --> 00:05:38,861 Liver angiogram to check for fibrosis, 61 00:05:38,937 --> 00:05:40,370 search the home for heavy metals. 62 00:05:40,672 --> 00:05:42,953 What's your position on the legality of illegal break-ins? 63 00:05:43,008 --> 00:05:47,206 That's more of a second-week type activity. We'll do the angiogram. 64 00:05:47,312 --> 00:05:49,303 I'll meet you in radiology, third floor. 65 00:05:53,352 --> 00:05:55,718 She was nervous. Give her a break. 66 00:05:55,954 --> 00:05:56,978 Oh. 67 00:05:57,923 --> 00:05:59,550 And she's not like Cameron. 68 00:05:59,825 --> 00:06:02,555 True. Cameron had much smaller breasts. 69 00:06:04,196 --> 00:06:06,721 By which I mean, she was smarter. 70 00:06:16,742 --> 00:06:18,539 How are things going with Cuddy? 71 00:06:18,610 --> 00:06:19,736 Great. 72 00:06:19,845 --> 00:06:21,005 We've gotten to fifth base. 73 00:06:21,847 --> 00:06:25,749 That's two home runs, and then she gives me back a triple. 74 00:06:26,084 --> 00:06:28,416 I could see you on this one. 75 00:06:28,854 --> 00:06:30,185 Am I wearing a dashiki? 76 00:06:31,456 --> 00:06:34,687 Easy Rider auditions ended four decades ago. 77 00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:36,853 Are you sleeping over there yet? 78 00:06:36,928 --> 00:06:39,624 Nope. She comes over, we hook up, she leaves. 79 00:06:40,432 --> 00:06:41,956 Whose idea was that? 80 00:06:42,033 --> 00:06:43,193 Mine. 81 00:06:43,268 --> 00:06:45,202 But I let her think it's hers. 82 00:06:45,270 --> 00:06:46,567 It's the fun of a relationship. 83 00:06:46,638 --> 00:06:48,606 You get the sex, the dinners, 84 00:06:48,707 --> 00:06:50,732 videogame partnership. 85 00:06:50,809 --> 00:06:52,470 I also get a full night's sleep. 86 00:06:52,577 --> 00:06:55,102 Okay. Taking it slow. That could work. 87 00:06:55,213 --> 00:06:57,044 You are spending time with the kid. 88 00:06:57,115 --> 00:07:00,278 As little as possible. That is one boring child. 89 00:07:00,719 --> 00:07:03,085 House, she's a toddler. I know. 90 00:07:03,321 --> 00:07:06,085 Grading on a curve. It's that bad. 91 00:07:06,158 --> 00:07:08,888 You think you were a scintillating wit at two and a half? 92 00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:11,053 I wasn't trying to eat shoes. 93 00:07:11,129 --> 00:07:13,825 Cuddy could have adopted a golden retriever. 94 00:07:13,932 --> 00:07:16,628 Yeah, things are definitely going great. 95 00:07:17,068 --> 00:07:19,696 We'll get to it when we get to it. 96 00:07:22,073 --> 00:07:24,940 You really like these, or are you just avoiding a touchy conversation? 97 00:07:25,043 --> 00:07:27,068 Nah. This one's too metrosexual, 98 00:07:27,145 --> 00:07:29,477 this one is too heterosexual. 99 00:07:29,581 --> 00:07:30,605 They're identical. 100 00:07:30,882 --> 00:07:32,247 Do you even want my input? 101 00:07:32,317 --> 00:07:33,477 No. 102 00:07:33,585 --> 00:07:35,052 Then why did you invite me? 103 00:07:35,120 --> 00:07:38,385 Who would drive my car home if I buy a bike? 104 00:07:41,993 --> 00:07:45,224 You did fine. House is just trying to get at me. 105 00:07:45,297 --> 00:07:47,265 And he's wrong, by the way. 106 00:07:47,332 --> 00:07:50,130 I hired you because you were the most qualified applicant. 107 00:07:50,235 --> 00:07:51,827 Injecting dye. 108 00:07:52,404 --> 00:07:55,430 Dr. Foreman didn't seem to like me, either. 109 00:07:55,507 --> 00:07:58,772 Oh, well, he takes a little while to warm up. 110 00:07:59,344 --> 00:08:01,403 In my case, I'm hoping year seven does the trick. 111 00:08:01,646 --> 00:08:05,241 Tapering cutoff in the left branch of the hepatic artery. 112 00:08:05,317 --> 00:08:06,750 Tumor? 113 00:08:06,818 --> 00:08:08,445 Looks more like scar tissue. 114 00:08:09,688 --> 00:08:11,246 From what? Surgery? 115 00:08:11,323 --> 00:08:12,483 Probably. 116 00:08:12,924 --> 00:08:14,118 Look at her rib cage. 117 00:08:14,192 --> 00:08:16,490 She broke five or six bones at some point. 118 00:08:17,696 --> 00:08:18,993 She didn't tell us about this? 119 00:08:19,264 --> 00:08:21,494 No, she didn't. 120 00:08:27,005 --> 00:08:28,700 I checked the pipes and the paint. 121 00:08:28,773 --> 00:08:31,037 It's not lead poisoning. You got anything? 122 00:08:31,142 --> 00:08:33,872 Yeah. I was looking around, and in the corner over there, 123 00:08:33,979 --> 00:08:36,777 I found a question about why you have a problem with our new doctor. 124 00:08:36,848 --> 00:08:40,682 Sorry. We should all be super polite in the DDxs, fail to correct each other, 125 00:08:40,785 --> 00:08:42,865 and then treat patients for diseases they don't have. 126 00:08:42,954 --> 00:08:44,683 Dude, is this about Thirteen? 127 00:08:44,789 --> 00:08:47,053 No. Why are you calling me "dude"? 128 00:08:47,158 --> 00:08:50,992 Maybe it's hard seeing House replace her when you still got feelings? 129 00:08:51,062 --> 00:08:53,394 One, I don't have feelings for Thirteen beyond friendship, 130 00:08:53,498 --> 00:08:55,557 two, it's a temporary replacement, 131 00:08:55,667 --> 00:08:57,328 and three, "Dude"? 132 00:08:57,402 --> 00:08:59,029 It felt right. 133 00:09:00,705 --> 00:09:02,673 The day the patient collapsed, she say where she was working? 134 00:09:02,741 --> 00:09:04,861 A cleaning job in Summit, then she went straight home. 135 00:09:04,876 --> 00:09:08,175 Then why's she got a credit card receipt for lunch from a caf� in Trenton? 136 00:09:09,014 --> 00:09:12,381 I'm not hiding anything. I just got the days wrong. 137 00:09:12,484 --> 00:09:14,452 I worked in Trenton on Tuesday, 138 00:09:14,519 --> 00:09:16,419 I worked in Summit on Monday. 139 00:09:16,521 --> 00:09:17,852 I guess it slipped my mind. 140 00:09:17,923 --> 00:09:20,016 And breaking eight ribs, that slip your mind, too? 141 00:09:20,492 --> 00:09:23,188 You know how I was on the cycling team when I was at UMass? 142 00:09:23,261 --> 00:09:27,061 Well, during training, I fell off my bike, right onto a sprinkler head. 143 00:09:27,165 --> 00:09:28,427 Why didn't you tell us? 144 00:09:28,500 --> 00:09:29,694 That was 10 years ago. 145 00:09:29,768 --> 00:09:32,202 I didn't think it could be related to my stomach problems. 146 00:09:32,304 --> 00:09:34,465 We're gonna need to see the records from the operation. 147 00:09:34,539 --> 00:09:35,563 You think it is related? 148 00:09:35,674 --> 00:09:37,005 The strange stuff we found in your liver, 149 00:09:37,075 --> 00:09:38,872 it's probably hepatic fibrosis, 150 00:09:38,977 --> 00:09:40,911 but it could also just be a screw-up from your old surgery. 151 00:09:41,012 --> 00:09:43,845 The operation was done at the university hospital. 152 00:09:44,149 --> 00:09:46,515 Hopefully, they still have the records. 153 00:09:47,152 --> 00:09:50,883 Come back. Just one more time. You'll love it. 154 00:09:52,424 --> 00:09:53,516 My wrists are tired. 155 00:09:53,592 --> 00:09:58,188 I can't defeat NoobDecimator98 all alone. Come on, we're a team. 156 00:09:58,263 --> 00:09:59,491 You understand, right? 157 00:09:59,864 --> 00:10:01,695 Babysitter's leaving in half an hour. 158 00:10:03,535 --> 00:10:05,230 Oops! You're right. 159 00:10:05,303 --> 00:10:08,670 Scram, I got a massage coming by in five. 160 00:10:09,174 --> 00:10:12,701 It was at that moment she realized the romance was already gone. 161 00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:17,409 Headshot! 162 00:10:28,193 --> 00:10:29,455 Oh! Hi. 163 00:10:30,362 --> 00:10:31,386 Hi. 164 00:10:43,475 --> 00:10:46,706 I called UMass. There's no record of any surgery for Margaret. 165 00:10:46,778 --> 00:10:47,972 You use her maiden name? 166 00:10:48,079 --> 00:10:50,399 No, Kelly knows nothing about the concept of married names. 167 00:10:50,448 --> 00:10:52,313 It wasn't covered in her psychiatry residency. 168 00:10:52,417 --> 00:10:55,215 Margaret was never even registered at the university. 169 00:10:55,286 --> 00:10:57,083 Call the other hospitals in the area. 170 00:10:57,155 --> 00:10:58,486 Done. Nothing. 171 00:10:58,590 --> 00:11:00,785 So I ran her social security number through one of those websites. 172 00:11:00,892 --> 00:11:02,621 Her number matches her name. 173 00:11:02,727 --> 00:11:04,922 But she's got no credit history until three years ago. 174 00:11:04,996 --> 00:11:09,092 And based on her number, she was born around 1945. 175 00:11:09,801 --> 00:11:11,268 She stole someone's identity. 176 00:11:18,977 --> 00:11:21,445 Supraventricular tachycardia, 150 bpm. 177 00:11:21,513 --> 00:11:23,413 Carotid massage? Not responding. 178 00:11:23,481 --> 00:11:24,505 - I'll get the adenosine. - Tried already. 179 00:11:24,616 --> 00:11:26,777 Get the pacemaker, we can overdrive her. 180 00:11:32,390 --> 00:11:38,693 Dorothy. Dorothy. Dorothy, dear. It's Aunt Em, darling. 181 00:11:38,763 --> 00:11:40,754 What's wrong with me? 182 00:11:41,633 --> 00:11:45,865 Well, on the one hand, you've got some mysterious heart and tummy problems. 183 00:11:45,937 --> 00:11:49,429 On the other, you look great for a 65-year-old. 184 00:11:50,742 --> 00:11:51,970 So who are you? 185 00:11:52,077 --> 00:11:55,240 And no, that's not some weird Canadian pronunciation of "how." 186 00:11:55,980 --> 00:11:58,710 They're saying you changed your identity. 187 00:11:58,783 --> 00:12:00,648 What are they talking about, Margaret? 188 00:12:01,786 --> 00:12:03,378 I don't know. 189 00:12:03,455 --> 00:12:06,891 Well, that falls in the "obviously stupid lie" category. 190 00:12:06,958 --> 00:12:11,088 Which you're familiar with from the one you told us about your bike accident. 191 00:12:11,162 --> 00:12:12,561 You thought we'd never check? 192 00:12:15,767 --> 00:12:19,601 Five years ago, I was married. 193 00:12:20,839 --> 00:12:21,999 Who was he? 194 00:12:22,407 --> 00:12:24,967 Just a guy. I met him in high school. 195 00:12:25,043 --> 00:12:26,408 He was older. 196 00:12:27,145 --> 00:12:32,811 He used to get jealous, do drugs. 197 00:12:32,917 --> 00:12:33,975 Those broken bones? 198 00:12:34,519 --> 00:12:38,853 He would tell me to take off all my clothes, 199 00:12:38,957 --> 00:12:43,087 so he could inspect me, then he would hit me. 200 00:12:44,429 --> 00:12:48,923 I got a restraining order, ran away. And he found me anyway. 201 00:12:50,034 --> 00:12:51,331 That's when he broke my ribs. 202 00:12:52,470 --> 00:12:54,961 I moved away again, to Arizona. 203 00:12:56,307 --> 00:12:58,867 Came back from work one day, 204 00:12:58,977 --> 00:13:03,380 he'd broken in, fed pesticides to my dog, killed her. 205 00:13:04,349 --> 00:13:06,442 I bought a dead woman's identity, 206 00:13:06,518 --> 00:13:09,282 changed my name, moved here. 207 00:13:09,354 --> 00:13:12,118 Is this related to why you were in Trenton yesterday? 208 00:13:13,391 --> 00:13:17,725 There's a support group for abused women at Trenton General. 209 00:13:18,396 --> 00:13:19,863 I go a lot. 210 00:13:20,498 --> 00:13:21,590 What's his name? 211 00:13:21,666 --> 00:13:23,327 Please don't do this. I don't... 212 00:13:23,401 --> 00:13:24,732 Just tell me. 213 00:13:25,670 --> 00:13:26,898 Carl. 214 00:13:27,572 --> 00:13:29,005 Carl what? 215 00:13:29,474 --> 00:13:31,101 This is why I didn't tell you. 216 00:13:31,176 --> 00:13:33,007 'Cause you go confront him, he'll kill you. 217 00:13:33,077 --> 00:13:36,513 Well, I got another name you could tell us instead. Yours. 218 00:13:39,751 --> 00:13:41,343 It's Jenny. 219 00:13:46,090 --> 00:13:51,551 Now, some person seemed to think that I was not being fair to you in our last DDx, 220 00:13:51,663 --> 00:13:53,494 because I made you nervous. 221 00:13:53,565 --> 00:13:56,534 So this time, I'm gonna put you at ease. 222 00:13:57,402 --> 00:13:59,836 It's just you and old Doc House. 223 00:14:00,071 --> 00:14:03,268 Couple of pals chittin' the chat. 224 00:14:04,843 --> 00:14:07,843 Why not just place her chair above a trap door with a shark tank underneath? 225 00:14:07,912 --> 00:14:10,779 Because Wednesday's when I get my shark tank cleaned. 226 00:14:10,882 --> 00:14:13,612 Also, because I'm giving her a chance. 227 00:14:13,718 --> 00:14:14,810 You're giving her a test. 228 00:14:14,886 --> 00:14:16,012 This whole job is a test. 229 00:14:16,087 --> 00:14:19,284 I'm giving her the chance to fail it sooner rather than later. 230 00:14:19,390 --> 00:14:20,618 Or pass. 231 00:14:22,093 --> 00:14:27,759 Arrhythmia and elevated LFTs rule out hepatic fibrosis. So heart and stomach. 232 00:14:27,866 --> 00:14:29,595 Gastritis. Explains the stomach, not the heart. 233 00:14:29,701 --> 00:14:31,760 Atrial fibrillation? Explains the heart, not the stomach. 234 00:14:31,870 --> 00:14:34,304 Sorry, sorry. Cystitis. 235 00:14:34,405 --> 00:14:36,703 Explains the... Nothing. 236 00:14:36,774 --> 00:14:38,401 I meant cholecystitis. 237 00:14:38,476 --> 00:14:40,137 Would have showed up on the physical exam. 238 00:14:40,211 --> 00:14:41,451 Do we have to sit here all day? 239 00:14:41,546 --> 00:14:43,275 You got a better answer than she does, then let's hear it. 240 00:14:43,381 --> 00:14:45,474 I'm sure she's already starting to think how, 241 00:14:45,583 --> 00:14:48,882 if we add the symptoms to an abusive ex, 242 00:14:48,953 --> 00:14:52,445 the fact that she'd just eaten, the opened door... 243 00:14:54,626 --> 00:14:56,321 Rhymes with "moison"? 244 00:14:56,427 --> 00:14:58,622 You think her ex-husband tried to poison her? 245 00:14:59,397 --> 00:15:02,662 Even if he found her somehow, these abusers have a pattern. 246 00:15:03,001 --> 00:15:06,232 He beat her with his hands. Poison's too impersonal, it doesn't fit. 247 00:15:06,304 --> 00:15:08,465 Exactly, but the counterargument is... 248 00:15:10,408 --> 00:15:11,898 Her ex poisoned her dog. 249 00:15:12,677 --> 00:15:13,871 Oh. 250 00:15:13,945 --> 00:15:15,003 Right. 251 00:15:15,780 --> 00:15:18,840 She said he used pesticides. He could have stuck some in her dinner. 252 00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:20,649 Treat with pralidoxime. 253 00:15:22,687 --> 00:15:23,779 A for effort? 254 00:15:32,830 --> 00:15:37,028 House was wrong trying to come up with a complicated reason you hired Kelly. 255 00:15:38,336 --> 00:15:39,860 Thank you. 256 00:15:39,971 --> 00:15:41,836 It's actually quite simple. 257 00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:43,999 You think she's hot and you want to sleep with her. 258 00:15:45,677 --> 00:15:48,305 Well, it's nice to see you finally taking an interest in my life. 259 00:15:48,379 --> 00:15:49,437 We should go bowling sometime. 260 00:15:49,514 --> 00:15:52,540 I'm just saying if you spend all your off-work time and energy getting laid, 261 00:15:52,650 --> 00:15:54,211 it's gonna spill into your work as well. 262 00:15:54,319 --> 00:15:56,617 She's smart. You didn't interview her. 263 00:15:56,688 --> 00:16:00,954 I did glance at her r�sum�. Middling grades, middling med school. 264 00:16:01,025 --> 00:16:04,552 She was editor for Rutgers' daily undergrad newspaper. 265 00:16:04,662 --> 00:16:08,120 That shows a lot more guts and determination than med school grades. 266 00:16:08,566 --> 00:16:09,863 Uh-huh? 267 00:16:10,735 --> 00:16:12,828 How long did you interview her? 268 00:16:12,904 --> 00:16:14,531 Forty-five minutes, at least. 269 00:16:14,639 --> 00:16:18,131 How much of that was after you decided to hire her? 270 00:16:18,710 --> 00:16:21,178 You saw what you wanted to see. 271 00:16:24,682 --> 00:16:26,513 This guy broke into our house? 272 00:16:26,951 --> 00:16:28,179 That's the theory. 273 00:16:28,286 --> 00:16:30,811 I don't know. It could be true. 274 00:16:31,522 --> 00:16:34,286 And you didn't tell me about him because you didn't trust me? 275 00:16:34,359 --> 00:16:35,879 I just didn't want you to get involved. 276 00:16:35,893 --> 00:16:38,691 I'm already involved. We're married. 277 00:16:38,796 --> 00:16:42,323 It was the worst time in my life. I wanted to block it out. 278 00:16:43,067 --> 00:16:44,227 I'm sorry. 279 00:16:46,170 --> 00:16:47,467 I gotta get out of here. 280 00:16:47,538 --> 00:16:48,664 Where are you going? 281 00:16:48,740 --> 00:16:50,173 I don't know. 282 00:16:56,347 --> 00:16:57,541 Hey. 283 00:16:59,851 --> 00:17:01,079 So I'm seeing you tonight. 284 00:17:01,152 --> 00:17:02,585 Yes. 285 00:17:02,687 --> 00:17:04,746 And you would have even if you hadn't told me that. 286 00:17:04,856 --> 00:17:08,019 I was just wondering... Your masseuse? 287 00:17:08,092 --> 00:17:09,184 Brandi. 288 00:17:09,260 --> 00:17:13,162 I'm sure I'm imagining this, although not as sure now that I know her name, 289 00:17:13,231 --> 00:17:17,759 but she seems a little... How do I say this? I don't know. 290 00:17:18,669 --> 00:17:20,728 A bit slutty. Well, she is a hooker. 291 00:17:21,706 --> 00:17:24,573 If she's not slutty, she's doing something wrong. 292 00:17:24,675 --> 00:17:26,006 What? 293 00:17:26,444 --> 00:17:28,002 Did you have sex with her? 294 00:17:28,079 --> 00:17:29,273 Yesterday? 295 00:17:30,014 --> 00:17:33,142 Ah! You're getting confused by the hooker thing. 296 00:17:33,217 --> 00:17:35,879 No, of course not. I'm dating you. 297 00:17:37,088 --> 00:17:38,919 But you used to have sex with her? 298 00:17:39,857 --> 00:17:43,190 Well, it was a massage-plus-happy-ending sort of thing. 299 00:17:44,095 --> 00:17:46,723 Now it's more of a sad ending. 300 00:17:47,465 --> 00:17:49,194 Because of you. 301 00:17:51,936 --> 00:17:55,702 I've tried 15 different massage therapists in the last few years. 302 00:17:55,773 --> 00:17:58,037 I don't know why, but she's the best I've found. 303 00:17:58,109 --> 00:17:59,906 She makes my leg feel better. 304 00:17:59,977 --> 00:18:02,775 So you really think that I would be okay with you 305 00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:05,906 getting a massage from a hooker you used to have sex with? 306 00:18:05,983 --> 00:18:07,450 You don't mind the massage part. 307 00:18:07,552 --> 00:18:09,952 You mind the sex part, which doesn't exist anymore. 308 00:18:10,054 --> 00:18:11,715 I know a great physical therapist. 309 00:18:11,789 --> 00:18:14,121 I will give you her number. 310 00:18:14,625 --> 00:18:17,306 Why would I give up one who definitely works for one who might work? 311 00:18:17,328 --> 00:18:18,818 Because I asked you to. 312 00:18:18,930 --> 00:18:21,091 Well, that's not really an argument now, is it? 313 00:18:21,999 --> 00:18:25,093 I won't see you until you stop seeing her. 314 00:18:28,439 --> 00:18:30,100 Well, that's an argument. 315 00:18:33,010 --> 00:18:34,136 How's our patient doing? 316 00:18:34,479 --> 00:18:39,439 Well, she's stable but it's too early to tell if the pralidoxime is working. 317 00:18:40,651 --> 00:18:43,415 Come on, go home. You can't re-cram all of med school right now. 318 00:18:44,622 --> 00:18:46,021 I'm feeling a lot of pressure here. 319 00:18:46,124 --> 00:18:47,725 You were the editor of your school paper, 320 00:18:47,758 --> 00:18:50,420 I think you know how to deal with pressure. 321 00:18:51,629 --> 00:18:52,755 No, I wasn't. 322 00:18:52,830 --> 00:18:57,028 On your r�sum�, it said, "Rutgers Daily Herald, Editor." Didn't it? 323 00:18:57,135 --> 00:18:58,602 I wasn't head of the paper. 324 00:18:58,669 --> 00:19:00,500 That's called "Editor-in-Chief." 325 00:19:00,605 --> 00:19:02,664 I was just a writer. We're all called editors. 326 00:19:02,740 --> 00:19:03,764 Ah. 327 00:19:04,842 --> 00:19:06,833 Did you hire me because of that? 328 00:19:07,311 --> 00:19:08,369 Not entirely. 329 00:19:08,479 --> 00:19:11,107 Look, if you're having buyers' remorse... 330 00:19:11,182 --> 00:19:13,207 I'm not. I'm not. 331 00:19:13,317 --> 00:19:16,946 You might wanna check out volume two on infectious diseases. 332 00:19:20,691 --> 00:19:22,716 Patient's husband just got admitted to the ER. 333 00:19:29,734 --> 00:19:34,637 Let's say you had a really fantastic handyman. 334 00:19:36,073 --> 00:19:39,600 I was hoping you'd interrupt my cooking to ask about handymen. 335 00:19:39,677 --> 00:19:40,666 Do go on. 336 00:19:40,811 --> 00:19:43,837 Would Sam ask you to stop using him, 337 00:19:43,915 --> 00:19:46,543 because you might have had a sexual relationship with him in the past? 338 00:19:46,651 --> 00:19:50,052 Yes, the age-old hooker-massage conundrum. 339 00:19:50,488 --> 00:19:52,683 Cuddy might have mentioned something about it. 340 00:19:52,757 --> 00:19:57,160 Let's say you're right, completely right about everything. Give in anyway. 341 00:19:57,228 --> 00:19:59,509 This isn't a point of pride, this is a point of principle. 342 00:19:59,564 --> 00:20:02,590 Right, you're the Rosa Parks of hooker massages. 343 00:20:02,700 --> 00:20:04,531 The principle is she's being irrational. 344 00:20:04,602 --> 00:20:07,969 I give in on this, it sets the stage for the whole relationship. 345 00:20:08,039 --> 00:20:11,133 Putting up with irrationality is the foundation for every relationship. 346 00:20:11,209 --> 00:20:13,473 I agree with Sam when she's calling her father a monster. 347 00:20:13,544 --> 00:20:15,136 I agree with her when she's calling him a saint. 348 00:20:15,213 --> 00:20:16,933 And in exchange, I get to have sex with her. 349 00:20:17,181 --> 00:20:19,411 And I'm sure she has similar tradeoffs with me. 350 00:20:19,984 --> 00:20:22,077 Relationships are hard. You have to make sacrifices. 351 00:20:22,486 --> 00:20:27,514 So, sacrifice being crazy. Go get her a gift, apologize. 352 00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:31,721 You've finally made a good point. 353 00:20:33,064 --> 00:20:34,725 Which clearly you've misunderstood, 354 00:20:34,799 --> 00:20:36,426 based on how quickly you agreed. 355 00:20:36,534 --> 00:20:38,161 Kitchen's burning. 356 00:20:38,936 --> 00:20:39,925 Oh! 357 00:20:41,672 --> 00:20:43,731 We gotta get you thinking like House. 358 00:20:43,841 --> 00:20:44,933 The husband's in the ER, 359 00:20:45,042 --> 00:20:47,442 if he's got similar symptoms, it could mean environmental. 360 00:20:47,545 --> 00:20:50,070 Which helps our organophosphate theory. 361 00:20:50,181 --> 00:20:51,580 Or maybe it's an infection, 362 00:20:51,649 --> 00:20:52,946 which would mean we were wrong. 363 00:20:53,050 --> 00:20:54,108 Exactly. 364 00:20:54,218 --> 00:20:57,016 Or maybe he just got sick with something else. 365 00:20:57,088 --> 00:20:59,079 A coincidence? Yeah. 366 00:20:59,557 --> 00:21:01,718 Here's one big piece of advice, 367 00:21:01,792 --> 00:21:03,384 House doesn't buy coincidences. 368 00:21:05,096 --> 00:21:07,428 Okay. It's not environmental. 369 00:21:07,531 --> 00:21:09,294 What happened to you? What does it look like? 370 00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:11,368 It looks like someone kicked your arse. What happened? 371 00:21:11,435 --> 00:21:12,663 I looked in her address book. 372 00:21:12,737 --> 00:21:13,931 There's a guy named Carl in Brooklyn. 373 00:21:14,038 --> 00:21:15,471 She told you to stay away from him. 374 00:21:15,573 --> 00:21:17,803 I'm not so good at following directions sometimes. 375 00:21:18,609 --> 00:21:22,807 I found him, I got angry, which I also do sometimes. 376 00:21:22,913 --> 00:21:24,540 He said he didn't know what I was talking about, 377 00:21:24,615 --> 00:21:26,480 he wouldn't let me in, I got more pissed. 378 00:21:26,584 --> 00:21:28,916 Next thing I know, I'm on the floor, and he's called the cops. 379 00:21:28,986 --> 00:21:30,146 You get arrested? 380 00:21:30,421 --> 00:21:32,446 No, he didn't press charges. 381 00:21:32,556 --> 00:21:34,990 Well, you should press charges. If he tried to poison her... 382 00:21:35,092 --> 00:21:37,925 No. He really didn't know what I was talking about. 383 00:21:37,995 --> 00:21:39,792 He was just some guy that Margaret... 384 00:21:40,064 --> 00:21:43,329 Damn it, that's not even her name, Jenny just... 385 00:21:43,434 --> 00:21:46,301 Some guy that Jenny used to work with. 386 00:21:46,904 --> 00:21:50,772 I was stupid. I just assumed the name Carl was... 387 00:21:54,111 --> 00:21:56,602 I just wanted to find the guy that poisoned my wife. 388 00:21:58,482 --> 00:21:59,574 What's up? 389 00:22:01,519 --> 00:22:04,010 Pyrexia, 103 and rising. 390 00:22:04,155 --> 00:22:06,020 I'll be right up. 391 00:22:06,123 --> 00:22:08,819 Your wife just spiked a fever. What? 392 00:22:08,926 --> 00:22:10,484 What's that mean? 393 00:22:10,561 --> 00:22:12,153 She wasn't poisoned. 394 00:22:23,074 --> 00:22:24,371 What are you doing? 395 00:22:24,442 --> 00:22:28,276 Just letting you all share in the joys of my last trip to Carlsbad Caverns. 396 00:22:28,379 --> 00:22:30,040 Which the husband probably would have beaten up 397 00:22:30,114 --> 00:22:31,945 if he'd found it in the address book. 398 00:22:32,049 --> 00:22:33,949 Would you mind standing next to the screen? 399 00:22:34,051 --> 00:22:36,542 Yeah, she'd love to become a target for your ridicule. 400 00:22:36,620 --> 00:22:37,746 She's not already? 401 00:22:37,822 --> 00:22:39,119 Endocarditis? 402 00:22:39,223 --> 00:22:41,453 Normal EKG. No Osler nodes. 403 00:22:41,559 --> 00:22:42,617 Right, Dr. Kelly. 404 00:22:42,693 --> 00:22:43,751 Kelly's her first name. 405 00:22:43,828 --> 00:22:45,557 What's your point, Dr. Robert? Run an echo. 406 00:22:45,629 --> 00:22:48,097 I already did. No vegetations, valves are clear. 407 00:22:48,165 --> 00:22:50,827 Snapilicious! But as I always like to say, 408 00:22:50,935 --> 00:22:52,926 it's better to be a Helpful Helen than a Negative Nelly. 409 00:22:53,003 --> 00:22:55,494 So while you're cooking up some ideas of your own, 410 00:22:55,606 --> 00:22:59,098 allow me to present theory 2.0 of why Chase hired you. 411 00:22:59,176 --> 00:23:01,667 Dr. Kelly, meet your doppelg�nger. 412 00:23:03,614 --> 00:23:05,809 Oh, no. Hold on a second. 413 00:23:07,118 --> 00:23:08,779 Come on. House. 414 00:23:08,853 --> 00:23:12,289 Is that... That's Baby Chase and his mum. 415 00:23:12,356 --> 00:23:13,584 That's adorable. 416 00:23:13,657 --> 00:23:16,023 Never mind the baby. Peep the babe. 417 00:23:16,127 --> 00:23:18,755 Note the cheekbones and eye shape. 418 00:23:19,497 --> 00:23:20,618 They do actually look alike. 419 00:23:20,664 --> 00:23:22,859 I know what you're thinking, "Chase wants to sleep with his mom." 420 00:23:22,967 --> 00:23:25,299 But who wouldn't hit that, if that looked like that? 421 00:23:25,369 --> 00:23:27,929 - It's a classic case of what Freud called... - Stop. 422 00:23:28,205 --> 00:23:29,604 This isn't about Chase's mother. 423 00:23:29,940 --> 00:23:31,620 You're wrong. What do you mean, he's wrong? 424 00:23:31,642 --> 00:23:33,200 It is about your mom? No. 425 00:23:33,310 --> 00:23:34,368 So it's about... 426 00:23:34,478 --> 00:23:37,845 I'm assuming he thought I'd be a good member of the team. 427 00:23:37,948 --> 00:23:40,348 And on that subject, what about Legionnaires'? 428 00:23:41,018 --> 00:23:44,112 Taub said he saw a rattle-y, old air conditioner in the patient's house. 429 00:23:44,188 --> 00:23:46,508 I don't care if he saw her licking a petri dish of bacilli. 430 00:23:46,524 --> 00:23:47,718 There's no lung involvement. 431 00:23:47,825 --> 00:23:49,065 All we know is we don't see it. 432 00:23:49,126 --> 00:23:51,390 Dehydration from the fever could hide the pneumonia. 433 00:23:53,364 --> 00:23:54,888 Okay. Forget the mom theory. 434 00:23:54,999 --> 00:23:58,230 Now water the patient, treat for Legionnaires'. 435 00:23:58,903 --> 00:24:02,395 Hey, Taub. You didn't write up the AC system. 436 00:24:02,506 --> 00:24:04,064 Did you mention it to Kelly? 437 00:24:04,141 --> 00:24:05,165 No. 438 00:24:05,843 --> 00:24:07,174 You mentioned it to Chase? 439 00:24:08,345 --> 00:24:09,676 Yeah. 440 00:24:10,214 --> 00:24:11,374 Whose idea was Legionnaires'? 441 00:24:14,185 --> 00:24:15,209 Dr. Chase's. 442 00:24:15,319 --> 00:24:17,753 Well, you get major points for trying to trick me. 443 00:24:17,855 --> 00:24:19,652 Unfortunately, you lose them all for failing. 444 00:24:22,359 --> 00:24:23,656 Hold that, hold that. 445 00:24:23,727 --> 00:24:26,252 See, now you're frowning, you can really see the resemblance. 446 00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:30,929 Who gives a crap if I prepped her? 447 00:24:31,035 --> 00:24:33,401 House. And that's just off the top of my head. 448 00:24:33,504 --> 00:24:34,596 Why are you doing this? 449 00:24:34,705 --> 00:24:36,785 You're trying to make me look bad so you look better? 450 00:24:36,841 --> 00:24:40,038 Or you don't like her? Or you're angry at me? What? 451 00:24:40,110 --> 00:24:43,238 We hire someone unqualified, it's just dead weight we'll all be pulling. 452 00:24:43,347 --> 00:24:45,338 Me especially. You especially, why? 453 00:24:45,416 --> 00:24:47,008 What do you mean, why? Because I'm... 454 00:24:47,084 --> 00:24:48,711 You're what? You're my boss or something? 455 00:24:49,353 --> 00:24:50,411 Something like. 456 00:24:50,521 --> 00:24:52,614 So that's what it is. 457 00:24:52,723 --> 00:24:54,884 You're angry that House gave me the chance to hire someone, 458 00:24:54,959 --> 00:24:57,359 'cause you still think you're at a different level to everyone else. 459 00:24:57,428 --> 00:24:59,362 That's just pathetic. I am at a different level. 460 00:24:59,430 --> 00:25:03,924 Which is reflected in what, exactly? Your title? No. 461 00:25:04,034 --> 00:25:08,903 Your salary? Not really. Your responsibilities? Hardly. 462 00:25:08,973 --> 00:25:10,099 Your attitude? 463 00:25:11,175 --> 00:25:12,733 Ah. 464 00:25:12,810 --> 00:25:14,050 I think we've finally found it. 465 00:25:14,111 --> 00:25:17,137 Doesn't change the fact that you made a bad decision because you wanna get laid. 466 00:25:17,248 --> 00:25:18,909 Or the fact that you're courageously picking on Kelly, 467 00:25:18,983 --> 00:25:20,463 'cause you're scared to take on House. 468 00:25:21,051 --> 00:25:23,986 Congratulations. You're a real leader. 469 00:25:39,570 --> 00:25:41,231 I am Felipe. 470 00:25:42,740 --> 00:25:43,900 Oh, you've got to be kidding. 471 00:25:43,908 --> 00:25:48,004 Dr. House was worried how you left things. He is giving you massage. 472 00:25:48,112 --> 00:25:50,444 As an admission he was wrong? Yes. 473 00:25:51,615 --> 00:25:55,415 Well, tell him thanks, but I have a meeting with Dr. Schatz in 20 minutes. 474 00:25:55,486 --> 00:25:59,286 He says you would say that, and to say, "No, you don't." 475 00:25:59,356 --> 00:26:02,189 Well, tell him he needs to stop canceling my appointments, 476 00:26:02,293 --> 00:26:04,193 because I will just reschedule them. 477 00:26:04,295 --> 00:26:07,287 He says you would say that, and to say, 478 00:26:08,399 --> 00:26:09,730 uh, 479 00:26:12,336 --> 00:26:15,703 "That Dr. Schatz is a fat, lonely moron" 480 00:26:15,806 --> 00:26:19,765 "who, in an effort to have contact with a human female," 481 00:26:19,843 --> 00:26:23,939 "makes the same exact complaint about parking spaces every month," 482 00:26:24,381 --> 00:26:28,340 "and you know you have to stop enabling him." 483 00:26:31,322 --> 00:26:33,688 I have great fingers. 484 00:26:41,231 --> 00:26:42,960 That's so nice. 485 00:26:44,034 --> 00:26:45,524 Thank you. 486 00:26:47,838 --> 00:26:50,033 How long have you been a masseur? 487 00:26:50,140 --> 00:26:52,734 What is that, "masseur"? 488 00:26:53,844 --> 00:26:55,709 A massage therapist? 489 00:26:55,779 --> 00:26:56,973 Oh. 490 00:26:57,047 --> 00:26:58,981 No, not long. 491 00:27:01,552 --> 00:27:03,383 How did my boyfriend find you? 492 00:27:03,454 --> 00:27:04,648 Boyfriend? 493 00:27:05,689 --> 00:27:07,213 Dr. House. 494 00:27:07,891 --> 00:27:10,382 He is your boyfriend? 495 00:27:11,195 --> 00:27:13,220 Why is that surprising? 496 00:27:13,831 --> 00:27:17,096 I just mean, if he found me, 497 00:27:17,201 --> 00:27:19,567 I do not think he's got no girlfriend. 498 00:27:21,572 --> 00:27:23,096 Are you a prostitute? 499 00:27:23,173 --> 00:27:24,367 Are you a cop? 500 00:27:25,042 --> 00:27:26,475 Then no. 501 00:27:29,313 --> 00:27:30,507 Get your hands off me. 502 00:27:38,188 --> 00:27:40,349 I didn't know you smoked. 503 00:27:40,991 --> 00:27:42,049 I don't. 504 00:27:46,363 --> 00:27:47,887 I don't mind screwing up. 505 00:27:47,998 --> 00:27:49,829 I've screwed up in my life, and I've gotten over it. 506 00:27:49,900 --> 00:27:54,337 But I'm not a cheater and I'm not a liar, and now I feel like both. 507 00:27:56,106 --> 00:27:59,041 You're right. I'm sorry. 508 00:28:00,411 --> 00:28:03,073 You work with House, you kind of get a messed-up perspective 509 00:28:03,180 --> 00:28:04,700 of what's permissible in the workplace. 510 00:28:05,916 --> 00:28:08,009 Maybe I should just quit. 511 00:28:08,085 --> 00:28:11,782 No. You're smart, you're hardworking. 512 00:28:11,889 --> 00:28:14,414 Yeah, but I'm not like you guys. 513 00:28:15,726 --> 00:28:17,023 Use what makes you different. 514 00:28:17,094 --> 00:28:19,289 A lot of this job is reading people, dealing with them. 515 00:28:20,564 --> 00:28:23,863 You're a psychiatrist. Use your skills. 516 00:28:41,218 --> 00:28:42,549 You okay? 517 00:28:43,554 --> 00:28:45,954 I checked with Trenton General. 518 00:28:46,056 --> 00:28:48,422 There's no support group for abused women. 519 00:28:48,525 --> 00:28:49,617 Maybe it was just... 520 00:28:49,727 --> 00:28:53,561 If she was lying about that, what else is she lying about? 521 00:28:53,630 --> 00:28:57,589 I mean, maybe she wasn't even abused. Maybe she's a criminal. 522 00:28:57,701 --> 00:29:00,795 Who the hell knows? You don't know, that's the point. 523 00:29:00,904 --> 00:29:04,135 The way she's acting, that's the way abuse victims act. 524 00:29:04,241 --> 00:29:07,574 Their personalities are affected by what they went through. 525 00:29:07,644 --> 00:29:09,111 They find coping mechanisms. 526 00:29:10,214 --> 00:29:12,148 I gotta talk to her about this Trenton thing. 527 00:29:12,249 --> 00:29:16,413 If you wake her up, make her feel defensive, it'll go bad. 528 00:29:17,054 --> 00:29:20,490 She doesn't need any more hostility or aggression in her life. 529 00:29:23,894 --> 00:29:25,156 Okay. 530 00:29:29,666 --> 00:29:33,067 Seriously? A massage from a male hooker? 531 00:29:34,238 --> 00:29:35,671 He was? 532 00:29:36,206 --> 00:29:37,195 Huh! 533 00:29:38,342 --> 00:29:40,367 Well, it doesn't bother me at all. 534 00:29:40,444 --> 00:29:42,139 I guess we both learned a valuable lesson. 535 00:29:42,246 --> 00:29:46,114 Except that I didn't use to have sex with him, you idiot. 536 00:29:47,151 --> 00:29:49,813 Plus, he was a gay hooker. 537 00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:53,185 Have you any idea how hard it is to find a straight male hooker? 538 00:29:54,424 --> 00:29:57,291 Come on. It's a massage! 539 00:29:58,362 --> 00:30:00,159 I don't care who gives it to you. 540 00:30:00,230 --> 00:30:02,095 Why not treat me the same way? 541 00:30:02,166 --> 00:30:05,829 I'm sure that some part of you believes this idiocy, 542 00:30:06,270 --> 00:30:09,330 but you can't possibly be stupid enough to think that 543 00:30:09,406 --> 00:30:11,601 you can convince any part of me. 544 00:30:12,709 --> 00:30:16,873 And that can only mean you're trying to sabotage this relationship. 545 00:30:18,348 --> 00:30:21,010 Why would I do that? We're doing fine. 546 00:30:21,118 --> 00:30:25,350 Because the next step from fine is serious. And you can't handle that. 547 00:30:25,455 --> 00:30:28,515 So you're trying to keep me at arm's length with all this crap. 548 00:30:31,128 --> 00:30:32,527 How about you? 549 00:30:32,596 --> 00:30:34,461 I have been completely open with you. 550 00:30:34,531 --> 00:30:36,192 You won't let me sleep over. 551 00:30:37,467 --> 00:30:39,731 You basically haven't introduced me to your daughter. 552 00:30:39,837 --> 00:30:42,169 But do you want to spend time with her? 553 00:30:43,574 --> 00:30:47,567 Honestly, before this, I would have said no. 554 00:30:49,413 --> 00:30:54,578 But, yeah, how are we ever gonna be a couple if you keep hiding her from me? 555 00:30:55,085 --> 00:30:56,484 House. 556 00:30:58,088 --> 00:31:00,386 I need to protect her. 557 00:31:02,226 --> 00:31:05,718 If I let you into her life and you go away... 558 00:31:08,765 --> 00:31:10,926 I can call it what it is. 559 00:31:12,569 --> 00:31:15,197 I'm not the only one who's holding back. 560 00:31:23,614 --> 00:31:25,445 Hey, baby. 561 00:31:26,917 --> 00:31:31,354 I am not getting mad. I'm just trying to understand you here. 562 00:31:33,757 --> 00:31:37,716 But there's no meeting like you talked about at Trenton General. 563 00:31:37,794 --> 00:31:40,058 You see, it turns out that... Turns out. 564 00:31:40,130 --> 00:31:44,260 The turnout. The turnout. It's been turned. Turning. 565 00:31:44,368 --> 00:31:45,460 What? 566 00:31:45,569 --> 00:31:47,434 Turning. Hey. 567 00:31:47,537 --> 00:31:49,937 - The turnout. The turnout. - Hey. 568 00:31:58,949 --> 00:32:00,883 You're going to burn. 569 00:32:08,091 --> 00:32:09,922 What's happening to her? 570 00:32:37,321 --> 00:32:40,586 It's hit her brain. Whatever "it" is. 571 00:32:40,657 --> 00:32:43,820 Opacity in the left temporal lobe. 572 00:32:43,927 --> 00:32:45,360 It could be nothing. 573 00:32:45,462 --> 00:32:49,023 Which would get us nowhere, so let's assume it's something. 574 00:32:49,132 --> 00:32:50,326 What kind of something? 575 00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:51,492 Abscess. 576 00:32:51,601 --> 00:32:53,865 Or lymphoma, or Wegener's. 577 00:32:53,971 --> 00:32:57,873 We'd have to biopsy it to be sure. Any of them could explain all of the symptoms. 578 00:32:57,975 --> 00:33:01,342 You know, we're assuming everything is connected. 579 00:33:02,846 --> 00:33:05,280 Because it probably is. 580 00:33:06,216 --> 00:33:08,946 But her delusions are consistent with mental illness. 581 00:33:09,019 --> 00:33:10,850 Bipolar disease, for example. 582 00:33:10,954 --> 00:33:13,479 She's 30, it could be hitting her right now for the first time. 583 00:33:13,557 --> 00:33:16,492 So her mind just happens to fall apart right after her body? 584 00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:18,187 I thought I was having a bad week. 585 00:33:18,295 --> 00:33:20,354 I know it sounds coincidental, but... 586 00:33:20,464 --> 00:33:22,455 You know what, I'm back to the Cameron theory. 587 00:33:22,532 --> 00:33:24,172 But you hired the dumb version of Cameron, 588 00:33:24,201 --> 00:33:25,681 so you can fire her and get revenge... 589 00:33:25,736 --> 00:33:27,601 Give her a break. 590 00:33:27,671 --> 00:33:28,968 What, you switched sides? 591 00:33:29,473 --> 00:33:32,567 Let me guess, Chase represents the dumb version of Thirteen... 592 00:33:32,676 --> 00:33:36,578 I realized if we all just keep pressuring Kelly, of course she's gonna get stuff wrong. 593 00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:39,148 It's irresponsible of me to let that happen. 594 00:33:40,517 --> 00:33:43,315 You are a true leader of men. 595 00:33:43,387 --> 00:33:45,480 Get someone to cut into her head and get me a biopsy. 596 00:34:04,574 --> 00:34:05,666 Whoa! 597 00:34:05,742 --> 00:34:08,438 Just say "hold on" next time. 598 00:34:08,545 --> 00:34:10,877 Her temperature's normal. 599 00:34:10,947 --> 00:34:13,040 So what? She was on the cooling blanket. 600 00:34:13,116 --> 00:34:15,607 We took her off an hour ago. She should be febrile again. 601 00:34:19,122 --> 00:34:22,751 Tell House one of the patient's symptoms just disappeared. 602 00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:25,453 Could it be Legionnaires', and our treatment worked? 603 00:34:25,562 --> 00:34:28,588 I wish, but no, we've been hydrating her, and there's still no lung involvement. 604 00:34:28,698 --> 00:34:30,689 So relapsing, remitting fever. 605 00:34:30,767 --> 00:34:33,560 Malaria, dengue... Why wasn't she frozen? 606 00:34:34,938 --> 00:34:36,701 This morning. 607 00:34:36,773 --> 00:34:38,468 If you put a healthy person on a cooling blanket, 608 00:34:38,575 --> 00:34:40,270 they'd be chilled like a fine chardonnay. 609 00:34:40,377 --> 00:34:43,141 She's a nice warm merlot, 98.6 all day. 610 00:34:43,246 --> 00:34:44,941 I didn't want her to freeze. 611 00:34:45,048 --> 00:34:48,313 So you titrated the blanket. As her fever dropped, you lower the power. 612 00:34:48,418 --> 00:34:49,476 Exactly. 613 00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:52,151 So it's been on the lowest setting since when? 614 00:34:52,255 --> 00:34:53,586 Yesterday afternoon. 615 00:34:53,657 --> 00:34:56,922 Which means we could have known that her fever was gone yesterday afternoon. 616 00:34:58,895 --> 00:35:02,296 The fever was brief. Sounds like a reaction to medication. 617 00:35:02,399 --> 00:35:04,833 The antibiotics? Without vomiting? 618 00:35:04,935 --> 00:35:06,163 When did she last puke? 619 00:35:07,337 --> 00:35:08,998 Not since she was admitted. 620 00:35:10,340 --> 00:35:11,739 Two down. 621 00:35:13,810 --> 00:35:15,778 Shooting for three. 622 00:35:21,918 --> 00:35:23,318 You're gonna turn her pacemaker off? 623 00:35:23,854 --> 00:35:25,253 You sure that's a good idea? 624 00:35:25,322 --> 00:35:27,415 No. But it might be. 625 00:35:34,798 --> 00:35:36,595 No tachycardia. 626 00:35:38,001 --> 00:35:40,697 So only the delusions are left, if they're even still there. 627 00:35:40,804 --> 00:35:44,535 Maybe it is a bipolar disorder. She's female, she's 30... 628 00:35:44,674 --> 00:35:47,108 It's not a coincidence. You gotta stop doing this. 629 00:35:47,177 --> 00:35:50,874 But it could've been prompted by the physical symptoms. 630 00:35:54,985 --> 00:35:56,213 You couldn't be more wrong. 631 00:35:57,621 --> 00:35:59,953 You got the cause and effect backwards. 632 00:36:00,323 --> 00:36:02,723 Start her on haloperidol and lorazepam. 633 00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:07,319 Give it a few hours to take effect. Call me when she awakes. 634 00:36:14,838 --> 00:36:16,806 Still hallucinating. 635 00:36:19,142 --> 00:36:20,370 Can you hear me? 636 00:36:24,181 --> 00:36:25,580 What are you looking at? 637 00:36:26,149 --> 00:36:28,208 The table, it's on fire. 638 00:36:28,552 --> 00:36:31,680 If it was, you think I'd be able to do this, 639 00:36:32,389 --> 00:36:34,084 without screaming for my mommy? 640 00:36:34,691 --> 00:36:35,715 Thank you. 641 00:36:36,993 --> 00:36:40,258 Don't be too impressed. It's mostly the happy pills you put her on. 642 00:36:40,830 --> 00:36:43,162 But she can talk to us now. 643 00:36:43,233 --> 00:36:46,999 The obviously stupid lie you told us about your hospital records, 644 00:36:47,070 --> 00:36:49,038 it turns out to have been un-obviously un-stupid. 645 00:36:50,207 --> 00:36:52,368 You thought you wouldn't get caught, 646 00:36:52,442 --> 00:36:54,876 'cause you thought that you'd be cured and back home 647 00:36:54,945 --> 00:36:57,539 by the time we spoke to the other hospital. 648 00:36:57,614 --> 00:36:59,377 Because you knew what was wrong with you. 649 00:37:00,717 --> 00:37:03,584 Your doctor was treating you with risperidone, right? 650 00:37:03,954 --> 00:37:05,194 That's why you were in Trenton. 651 00:37:05,222 --> 00:37:08,385 You had the stomach pain, you went to see him, he wanted you to taper off... 652 00:37:08,458 --> 00:37:10,926 Her doctor's not in Trenton. 653 00:37:11,027 --> 00:37:12,654 Not the one you know about. 654 00:37:12,729 --> 00:37:16,927 If you haven't figured it out by now, your wife has a secret. 655 00:37:17,667 --> 00:37:19,931 What the hell is he talking about? 656 00:37:20,036 --> 00:37:21,367 This about your ex? 657 00:37:21,438 --> 00:37:24,430 The ex was not so much a secret, more of a lie. 658 00:37:24,541 --> 00:37:26,702 You weren't married before, were you? 659 00:37:27,510 --> 00:37:30,502 I'm sorry, I didn't want you to know about it. 660 00:37:30,580 --> 00:37:32,445 Know about what? 661 00:37:32,549 --> 00:37:36,110 She's sick. She's been sick for years. 662 00:37:37,854 --> 00:37:39,253 Maybe it put you on the streets, 663 00:37:39,356 --> 00:37:41,517 maybe that's where you got the broken bones. 664 00:37:41,891 --> 00:37:44,917 She's only suffering from one condition. 665 00:37:45,028 --> 00:37:48,191 Everything else is side effects of the drug that was treating it. 666 00:37:48,265 --> 00:37:50,927 When she stopped taking the drug, the side effects faded, 667 00:37:51,034 --> 00:37:54,060 but the underlying disease is still there. 668 00:37:56,406 --> 00:37:59,034 Why don't you tell your husband? 669 00:38:05,115 --> 00:38:09,245 Billy, I'm schizophrenic. 670 00:38:19,095 --> 00:38:24,328 That's the kind of thing that a recent psychiatric resident might have figured out. 671 00:38:32,976 --> 00:38:35,467 What the hell am I supposed to do now? 672 00:38:35,578 --> 00:38:38,513 Nothing. Her physical symptoms are gone. 673 00:38:38,615 --> 00:38:41,015 We'll put her on a different anti-psychotic for the mental ones. 674 00:38:41,117 --> 00:38:42,482 You can take a nap. 675 00:38:42,585 --> 00:38:44,450 This is not who I married. 676 00:38:44,521 --> 00:38:47,979 Of course she is. You just didn't know it. 677 00:38:48,091 --> 00:38:49,820 I don't know if I can stay with her. 678 00:38:49,926 --> 00:38:51,985 Sorry, as your marriage counselor, 679 00:38:52,095 --> 00:38:54,359 I'm not allowed to talk to you without your wife present. 680 00:38:54,464 --> 00:38:58,662 Just tell me how hard it would be for us to handle this, medically. 681 00:38:58,768 --> 00:39:03,671 Look, if you want me to give you a reason to leave her, fine. 682 00:39:03,773 --> 00:39:04,831 Apparently you haven't noticed, 683 00:39:04,908 --> 00:39:06,671 but she's got a serious mental illness. 684 00:39:07,677 --> 00:39:09,338 It's too hard. 685 00:39:13,450 --> 00:39:15,247 It's always hard. 686 00:39:31,768 --> 00:39:34,100 Okay, so I made a mistake. 687 00:39:34,871 --> 00:39:36,429 Kelly will make a fine doctor, 688 00:39:36,506 --> 00:39:39,100 but she's not ready for the team. 689 00:39:39,843 --> 00:39:41,310 Up to you. 690 00:39:42,846 --> 00:39:45,872 What? You like her now? 691 00:39:45,982 --> 00:39:48,007 Nope. But she got me to the right answer, 692 00:39:48,084 --> 00:39:49,984 which none of the rest of you did. 693 00:39:50,053 --> 00:39:53,318 If you want to give her another shot, go for it. 694 00:39:54,124 --> 00:39:56,354 Okay. I will. 695 00:39:56,860 --> 00:39:57,918 Great. 696 00:39:57,994 --> 00:40:00,792 It'll make it easier for you to sleep with her. 697 00:40:02,132 --> 00:40:04,396 Come on. Why else would you have hired her? 698 00:40:04,501 --> 00:40:06,332 That's not why I hired her. 699 00:40:40,036 --> 00:40:41,162 What are you doing? 700 00:40:41,237 --> 00:40:43,432 Got bored with the porn on my computer. 701 00:40:43,540 --> 00:40:48,944 You got any girl-on-girl- on-girl-on-vibrating-object-on-girl stuff? 702 00:40:50,613 --> 00:40:51,910 I wouldn't have to do this 703 00:40:51,981 --> 00:40:54,575 if you'd gave me the name of that physical therapist you like. 704 00:40:56,419 --> 00:40:57,716 You done with Brandi? 705 00:40:58,121 --> 00:41:00,787 Eh... Knobby hands. 706 00:41:02,192 --> 00:41:04,387 I will get you the name. 707 00:41:07,197 --> 00:41:08,637 Let's stay at my place tonight, okay? 708 00:41:09,032 --> 00:41:11,398 Will you get cable? No. 709 00:41:11,468 --> 00:41:12,799 Then we'll have to have more sex. 710 00:41:12,869 --> 00:41:14,393 Okay. 711 00:41:20,410 --> 00:41:22,275 What are you doing? 712 00:41:23,146 --> 00:41:25,273 Quitting before House fires me. 713 00:41:25,882 --> 00:41:27,110 Hold on. 714 00:41:27,183 --> 00:41:28,548 We both know he is. 715 00:41:30,987 --> 00:41:33,114 But maybe there's a bright side. 716 00:41:33,223 --> 00:41:34,417 What? 717 00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:39,318 You really looked out for me. 718 00:41:40,096 --> 00:41:42,121 And you seem like a really good guy. 719 00:41:44,968 --> 00:41:48,802 And I never date anybody who I work with, but... 720 00:41:50,807 --> 00:41:55,141 Yeah. Sorry it didn't work out. 721 00:41:58,348 --> 00:42:01,181 You want to get dinner tomorrow night? 722 00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:19,927 You want some more meat? 723 00:42:20,270 --> 00:42:21,794 This is meat? 724 00:42:23,306 --> 00:42:24,864 Yes, please. 725 00:42:36,886 --> 00:42:39,650 Hey, hey, hey. Come on. Kid, come on, come on, come on. 726 00:42:40,490 --> 00:42:41,821 Come on. 727 00:42:43,459 --> 00:42:44,790 Hey, hey. 728 00:42:59,242 --> 00:43:00,903 Aren't you adorable. 56368

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