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Billy?
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Is anyone here?
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Billy?
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Hey. Hey.
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I just noticed the
front door was open.
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Maybe you left it that way?
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I don't know, I thought
I heard something.
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I mean, I know the whole house
creaks, but I was just...
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You have any doubts,go to the Cassanos'.
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I'm in the car,I'm a few blocks away.
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No, I'm sure it's nothing.
Love you.
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Oh, God.
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The door banged shut, I'm sure
it was just the wind. God.
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It's okay.
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It's okay, it's just me.
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Huh.
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You all right?
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Margaret.
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Hey!
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Margaret! You okay?
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My stomach!
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I get it!
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You're jealous of my new cane,
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so you hired a new doctor
that you could lean on.
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Exactly. Nothing to do with the fact
that you instructed me to hire one.
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Dr. House, this is Dr.
Kelly Benedict, your new fellow.
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Nice to meet you.
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Um...
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I just finished my psychiatry
residency at St. Jude's.
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And I loved studying the mind,
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but I thought I could make more
of a difference, or at least...
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Man, you're hot.
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I mean, seriously.
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Thirty-year-old female...
I know what you're thinking.
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"She looks like Cameron, and he's
hired her solely to sleep with her."
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No. None of us
were thinking that.
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Well, you should have.
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But you'd be foolishly wrong.
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Yes, he's been dating at a
near-Clooney pace recently,
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but at this point, the only hole he's
trying to fill is the one in his soul.
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Which means it's the emotional
connection with Cameron he misses.
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Did you ever marry a dying man, and
if so, did you freeze his sperm?
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Okay, so Cameron's
his ex, but the sperm...
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She's not like Cameron.
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Then why did you make her
wear Cameron's clothes?
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No. I'm wearing my own clothes.
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Thirty-year-old female.
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Severe vomiting
and abdominal pain,
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preceded by three days of moderate
pain, slightly elevated LFTs.
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Could be lead...
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Ah-ah-ah. If I know Dr.
Shameron, and I think I do,
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she'll want this chance
for a little stuff-strutting.
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Okay. Hepatitis A...
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Serologies are negative.
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Right. Uh...
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Appendicitis...
That hasn't ruptured by now?
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It's hepatic fibrosis.
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At the risk of having
Foreman snark at me, too,
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lead poisoning could also work.
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Liver angiogram
to check for fibrosis,
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search the home
for heavy metals.
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What's your position on the
legality of illegal break-ins?
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That's more of a second-week type activity.
We'll do the angiogram.
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I'll meet you in
radiology, third floor.
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She was nervous.
Give her a break.
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Oh.
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And she's not like Cameron.
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True. Cameron had
much smaller breasts.
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By which I mean,
she was smarter.
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How are things
going with Cuddy?
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Great.
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We've gotten to fifth base.
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That's two home runs, and then
she gives me back a triple.
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I could see you on this one.
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Am I wearing a dashiki?
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Easy Rider auditions
ended four decades ago.
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Are you sleeping
over there yet?
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Nope. She comes over,
we hook up, she leaves.
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Whose idea was that?
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Mine.
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But I let her think it's hers.
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It's the fun of a relationship.
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You get the sex, the dinners,
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videogame partnership.
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I also get
a full night's sleep.
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Okay. Taking it slow.
That could work.
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You are spending time
with the kid.
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As little as possible.
That is one boring child.
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House, she's a toddler. I know.
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Grading on a curve.
It's that bad.
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You think you were a scintillating
wit at two and a half?
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I wasn't trying to eat shoes.
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Cuddy could have adopted
a golden retriever.
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Yeah, things are
definitely going great.
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We'll get to it
when we get to it.
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You really like these, or are you
just avoiding a touchy conversation?
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Nah. This one's
too metrosexual,
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this one is too heterosexual.
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They're identical.
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Do you even want my input?
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No.
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Then why did you invite me?
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Who would drive my car
home if I buy a bike?
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You did fine.
House is just trying to get at me.
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And he's wrong, by the way.
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I hired you because you were
the most qualified applicant.
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Injecting dye.
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Dr. Foreman didn't seem
to like me, either.
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Oh, well, he takes
a little while to warm up.
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In my case, I'm hoping
year seven does the trick.
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Tapering cutoff in the left
branch of the hepatic artery.
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Tumor?
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Looks more like scar tissue.
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From what? Surgery?
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Probably.
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Look at her rib cage.
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She broke five or
six bones at some point.
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She didn't tell us about this?
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No, she didn't.
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I checked the pipes
and the paint.
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It's not lead poisoning.
You got anything?
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Yeah. I was looking around,
and in the corner over there,
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I found a question about why you
have a problem with our new doctor.
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Sorry. We should all be super polite in
the DDxs, fail to correct each other,
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and then treat patients
for diseases they don't have.
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Dude, is this about Thirteen?
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No. Why are you
calling me "dude"?
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Maybe it's hard seeing House replace
her when you still got feelings?
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One, I don't have feelings for
Thirteen beyond friendship,
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two, it's a temporary
replacement,
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and three, "Dude"?
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It felt right.
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The day the patient collapsed,
she say where she was working?
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A cleaning job in Summit,
then she went straight home.
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Then why's she got a credit card receipt
for lunch from a caf� in Trenton?
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I'm not hiding anything.
I just got the days wrong.
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I worked in Trenton on Tuesday,
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I worked in Summit on Monday.
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I guess it slipped my mind.
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And breaking eight ribs,
that slip your mind, too?
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You know how I was on the
cycling team when I was at UMass?
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Well, during training, I fell off my
bike, right onto a sprinkler head.
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Why didn't you tell us?
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That was 10 years ago.
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I didn't think it could be
related to my stomach problems.
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We're gonna need to see the
records from the operation.
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You think it is related?
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The strange stuff
we found in your liver,
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it's probably hepatic fibrosis,
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but it could also just be a
screw-up from your old surgery.
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The operation was done
at the university hospital.
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Hopefully, they still
have the records.
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Come back. Just one more time.
You'll love it.
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My wrists are tired.
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I can't defeat NoobDecimator98 all alone.
Come on, we're a team.
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You understand, right?
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Babysitter's leaving
in half an hour.
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00:10:03,535 --> 00:10:05,230
Oops! You're right.
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Scram, I got a massage
coming by in five.
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It was at that moment she realized
the romance was already gone.
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Headshot!
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Oh! Hi.
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Hi.
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I called UMass. There's no record
of any surgery for Margaret.
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You use her maiden name?
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No, Kelly knows nothing about
the concept of married names.
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It wasn't covered in her
psychiatry residency.
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Margaret was never even
registered at the university.
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Call the other hospitals
in the area.
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Done. Nothing.
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So I ran her social security number
through one of those websites.
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Her number matches her name.
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But she's got no credit history
until three years ago.
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And based on her number,
she was born around 1945.
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She stole someone's identity.
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Supraventricular
tachycardia, 150 bpm.
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Carotid massage?
Not responding.
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- I'll get the adenosine.
- Tried already.
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Get the pacemaker,
we can overdrive her.
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00:11:32,390 --> 00:11:38,693
Dorothy. Dorothy. Dorothy, dear.
It's Aunt Em, darling.
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What's wrong with me?
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Well, on the one hand, you've got some
mysterious heart and tummy problems.
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On the other, you look
great for a 65-year-old.
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So who are you?
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And no, that's not some weird
Canadian pronunciation of "how."
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They're saying you
changed your identity.
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What are they talking
about, Margaret?
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I don't know.
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Well, that falls in the
"obviously stupid lie" category.
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Which you're familiar with from the one
you told us about your bike accident.
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You thought we'd never check?
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Five years ago, I was married.
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Who was he?
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Just a guy.
I met him in high school.
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He was older.
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He used to get
jealous, do drugs.
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Those broken bones?
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He would tell me to take
off all my clothes,
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so he could inspect me,
then he would hit me.
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I got a restraining order, ran away.
And he found me anyway.
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That's when he broke my ribs.
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I moved away again, to Arizona.
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Came back from work one day,
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he'd broken in, fed pesticides
to my dog, killed her.
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I bought a dead
woman's identity,
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changed my name, moved here.
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Is this related to why you
were in Trenton yesterday?
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There's a support group for
abused women at Trenton General.
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I go a lot.
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What's his name?
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Please don't do this.
I don't...
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Just tell me.
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Carl.
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Carl what?
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This is why I didn't tell you.
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'Cause you go confront
him, he'll kill you.
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00:13:33,077 --> 00:13:36,513
Well, I got another name you
could tell us instead. Yours.
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It's Jenny.
219
00:13:46,090 --> 00:13:51,551
Now, some person seemed to think that I was
not being fair to you in our last DDx,
220
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because I made you nervous.
221
00:13:53,565 --> 00:13:56,534
So this time,
I'm gonna put you at ease.
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It's just you
and old Doc House.
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Couple of pals
chittin' the chat.
224
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Why not just place her chair above a
trap door with a shark tank underneath?
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Because Wednesday's when I
get my shark tank cleaned.
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Also, because
I'm giving her a chance.
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You're giving her a test.
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This whole job is a test.
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I'm giving her the chance to fail
it sooner rather than later.
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Or pass.
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Arrhythmia and elevated LFTs rule out
hepatic fibrosis. So heart and stomach.
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Gastritis.
Explains the stomach, not the heart.
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Atrial fibrillation?
Explains the heart, not the stomach.
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Sorry, sorry. Cystitis.
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Explains the... Nothing.
236
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I meant cholecystitis.
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Would have showed up
on the physical exam.
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Do we have to sit here all day?
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You got a better answer than
she does, then let's hear it.
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I'm sure she's already
starting to think how,
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if we add the symptoms
to an abusive ex,
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the fact that she'd just
eaten, the opened door...
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Rhymes with "moison"?
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You think her ex-husband
tried to poison her?
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Even if he found her somehow,
these abusers have a pattern.
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He beat her with his hands.
Poison's too impersonal, it doesn't fit.
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Exactly, but
the counterargument is...
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00:15:10,408 --> 00:15:11,898
Her ex poisoned her dog.
249
00:15:12,677 --> 00:15:13,871
Oh.
250
00:15:13,945 --> 00:15:15,003
Right.
251
00:15:15,780 --> 00:15:18,840
She said he used pesticides.
He could have stuck some in her dinner.
252
00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:20,649
Treat with pralidoxime.
253
00:15:22,687 --> 00:15:23,779
A for effort?
254
00:15:32,830 --> 00:15:37,028
House was wrong trying to come up with
a complicated reason you hired Kelly.
255
00:15:38,336 --> 00:15:39,860
Thank you.
256
00:15:39,971 --> 00:15:41,836
It's actually quite simple.
257
00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:43,999
You think she's hot and you
want to sleep with her.
258
00:15:45,677 --> 00:15:48,305
Well, it's nice to see you finally
taking an interest in my life.
259
00:15:48,379 --> 00:15:49,437
We should go bowling sometime.
260
00:15:49,514 --> 00:15:52,540
I'm just saying if you spend all your
off-work time and energy getting laid,
261
00:15:52,650 --> 00:15:54,211
it's gonna spill into
your work as well.
262
00:15:54,319 --> 00:15:56,617
She's smart.
You didn't interview her.
263
00:15:56,688 --> 00:16:00,954
I did glance at her r�sum�.
Middling grades, middling med school.
264
00:16:01,025 --> 00:16:04,552
She was editor for Rutgers'
daily undergrad newspaper.
265
00:16:04,662 --> 00:16:08,120
That shows a lot more guts and
determination than med school grades.
266
00:16:08,566 --> 00:16:09,863
Uh-huh?
267
00:16:10,735 --> 00:16:12,828
How long did you interview her?
268
00:16:12,904 --> 00:16:14,531
Forty-five minutes, at least.
269
00:16:14,639 --> 00:16:18,131
How much of that was after
you decided to hire her?
270
00:16:18,710 --> 00:16:21,178
You saw what you wanted to see.
271
00:16:24,682 --> 00:16:26,513
This guy broke into our house?
272
00:16:26,951 --> 00:16:28,179
That's the theory.
273
00:16:28,286 --> 00:16:30,811
I don't know. It could be true.
274
00:16:31,522 --> 00:16:34,286
And you didn't tell me about him
because you didn't trust me?
275
00:16:34,359 --> 00:16:35,879
I just didn't want
you to get involved.
276
00:16:35,893 --> 00:16:38,691
I'm already involved.
We're married.
277
00:16:38,796 --> 00:16:42,323
It was the worst time in my life.
I wanted to block it out.
278
00:16:43,067 --> 00:16:44,227
I'm sorry.
279
00:16:46,170 --> 00:16:47,467
I gotta get out of here.
280
00:16:47,538 --> 00:16:48,664
Where are you going?
281
00:16:48,740 --> 00:16:50,173
I don't know.
282
00:16:56,347 --> 00:16:57,541
Hey.
283
00:16:59,851 --> 00:17:01,079
So I'm seeing you tonight.
284
00:17:01,152 --> 00:17:02,585
Yes.
285
00:17:02,687 --> 00:17:04,746
And you would have even if
you hadn't told me that.
286
00:17:04,856 --> 00:17:08,019
I was just wondering...
Your masseuse?
287
00:17:08,092 --> 00:17:09,184
Brandi.
288
00:17:09,260 --> 00:17:13,162
I'm sure I'm imagining this, although
not as sure now that I know her name,
289
00:17:13,231 --> 00:17:17,759
but she seems a little...
How do I say this? I don't know.
290
00:17:18,669 --> 00:17:20,728
A bit slutty.
Well, she is a hooker.
291
00:17:21,706 --> 00:17:24,573
If she's not slutty, she's
doing something wrong.
292
00:17:24,675 --> 00:17:26,006
What?
293
00:17:26,444 --> 00:17:28,002
Did you have sex with her?
294
00:17:28,079 --> 00:17:29,273
Yesterday?
295
00:17:30,014 --> 00:17:33,142
Ah! You're getting confused
by the hooker thing.
296
00:17:33,217 --> 00:17:35,879
No, of course not.
I'm dating you.
297
00:17:37,088 --> 00:17:38,919
But you used to
have sex with her?
298
00:17:39,857 --> 00:17:43,190
Well, it was a massage-plus-happy-ending
sort of thing.
299
00:17:44,095 --> 00:17:46,723
Now it's more of a sad ending.
300
00:17:47,465 --> 00:17:49,194
Because of you.
301
00:17:51,936 --> 00:17:55,702
I've tried 15 different massage
therapists in the last few years.
302
00:17:55,773 --> 00:17:58,037
I don't know why, but she's
the best I've found.
303
00:17:58,109 --> 00:17:59,906
She makes my leg feel better.
304
00:17:59,977 --> 00:18:02,775
So you really think that
I would be okay with you
305
00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:05,906
getting a massage from a hooker
you used to have sex with?
306
00:18:05,983 --> 00:18:07,450
You don't mind
the massage part.
307
00:18:07,552 --> 00:18:09,952
You mind the sex part,
which doesn't exist anymore.
308
00:18:10,054 --> 00:18:11,715
I know a great
physical therapist.
309
00:18:11,789 --> 00:18:14,121
I will give you her number.
310
00:18:14,625 --> 00:18:17,306
Why would I give up one who definitely
works for one who might work?
311
00:18:17,328 --> 00:18:18,818
Because I asked you to.
312
00:18:18,930 --> 00:18:21,091
Well, that's not really
an argument now, is it?
313
00:18:21,999 --> 00:18:25,093
I won't see you until
you stop seeing her.
314
00:18:28,439 --> 00:18:30,100
Well, that's an argument.
315
00:18:33,010 --> 00:18:34,136
How's our patient doing?
316
00:18:34,479 --> 00:18:39,439
Well, she's stable but it's too early
to tell if the pralidoxime is working.
317
00:18:40,651 --> 00:18:43,415
Come on, go home. You can't re-cram
all of med school right now.
318
00:18:44,622 --> 00:18:46,021
I'm feeling a lot
of pressure here.
319
00:18:46,124 --> 00:18:47,725
You were the editor
of your school paper,
320
00:18:47,758 --> 00:18:50,420
I think you know how
to deal with pressure.
321
00:18:51,629 --> 00:18:52,755
No, I wasn't.
322
00:18:52,830 --> 00:18:57,028
On your r�sum�, it said, "Rutgers
Daily Herald, Editor." Didn't it?
323
00:18:57,135 --> 00:18:58,602
I wasn't head of the paper.
324
00:18:58,669 --> 00:19:00,500
That's called
"Editor-in-Chief."
325
00:19:00,605 --> 00:19:02,664
I was just a writer.
We're all called editors.
326
00:19:02,740 --> 00:19:03,764
Ah.
327
00:19:04,842 --> 00:19:06,833
Did you hire me
because of that?
328
00:19:07,311 --> 00:19:08,369
Not entirely.
329
00:19:08,479 --> 00:19:11,107
Look, if you're having
buyers' remorse...
330
00:19:11,182 --> 00:19:13,207
I'm not. I'm not.
331
00:19:13,317 --> 00:19:16,946
You might wanna check out volume
two on infectious diseases.
332
00:19:20,691 --> 00:19:22,716
Patient's husband just
got admitted to the ER.
333
00:19:29,734 --> 00:19:34,637
Let's say you had a really
fantastic handyman.
334
00:19:36,073 --> 00:19:39,600
I was hoping you'd interrupt my
cooking to ask about handymen.
335
00:19:39,677 --> 00:19:40,666
Do go on.
336
00:19:40,811 --> 00:19:43,837
Would Sam ask you
to stop using him,
337
00:19:43,915 --> 00:19:46,543
because you might have had a sexual
relationship with him in the past?
338
00:19:46,651 --> 00:19:50,052
Yes, the age-old
hooker-massage conundrum.
339
00:19:50,488 --> 00:19:52,683
Cuddy might have mentioned
something about it.
340
00:19:52,757 --> 00:19:57,160
Let's say you're right, completely right
about everything. Give in anyway.
341
00:19:57,228 --> 00:19:59,509
This isn't a point of pride,
this is a point of principle.
342
00:19:59,564 --> 00:20:02,590
Right, you're the Rosa Parks
of hooker massages.
343
00:20:02,700 --> 00:20:04,531
The principle is
she's being irrational.
344
00:20:04,602 --> 00:20:07,969
I give in on this, it sets the
stage for the whole relationship.
345
00:20:08,039 --> 00:20:11,133
Putting up with irrationality is the
foundation for every relationship.
346
00:20:11,209 --> 00:20:13,473
I agree with Sam when she's
calling her father a monster.
347
00:20:13,544 --> 00:20:15,136
I agree with her when
she's calling him a saint.
348
00:20:15,213 --> 00:20:16,933
And in exchange,
I get to have sex with her.
349
00:20:17,181 --> 00:20:19,411
And I'm sure she has
similar tradeoffs with me.
350
00:20:19,984 --> 00:20:22,077
Relationships are hard.
You have to make sacrifices.
351
00:20:22,486 --> 00:20:27,514
So, sacrifice being crazy.
Go get her a gift, apologize.
352
00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:31,721
You've finally made
a good point.
353
00:20:33,064 --> 00:20:34,725
Which clearly
you've misunderstood,
354
00:20:34,799 --> 00:20:36,426
based on how
quickly you agreed.
355
00:20:36,534 --> 00:20:38,161
Kitchen's burning.
356
00:20:38,936 --> 00:20:39,925
Oh!
357
00:20:41,672 --> 00:20:43,731
We gotta get you
thinking like House.
358
00:20:43,841 --> 00:20:44,933
The husband's in the ER,
359
00:20:45,042 --> 00:20:47,442
if he's got similar symptoms,
it could mean environmental.
360
00:20:47,545 --> 00:20:50,070
Which helps our
organophosphate theory.
361
00:20:50,181 --> 00:20:51,580
Or maybe it's an infection,
362
00:20:51,649 --> 00:20:52,946
which would mean we were wrong.
363
00:20:53,050 --> 00:20:54,108
Exactly.
364
00:20:54,218 --> 00:20:57,016
Or maybe he just got sick
with something else.
365
00:20:57,088 --> 00:20:59,079
A coincidence? Yeah.
366
00:20:59,557 --> 00:21:01,718
Here's one big piece of advice,
367
00:21:01,792 --> 00:21:03,384
House doesn't buy coincidences.
368
00:21:05,096 --> 00:21:07,428
Okay. It's not environmental.
369
00:21:07,531 --> 00:21:09,294
What happened to you?
What does it look like?
370
00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:11,368
It looks like someone kicked your arse.
What happened?
371
00:21:11,435 --> 00:21:12,663
I looked in her address book.
372
00:21:12,737 --> 00:21:13,931
There's a guy named
Carl in Brooklyn.
373
00:21:14,038 --> 00:21:15,471
She told you to
stay away from him.
374
00:21:15,573 --> 00:21:17,803
I'm not so good at following
directions sometimes.
375
00:21:18,609 --> 00:21:22,807
I found him, I got angry,
which I also do sometimes.
376
00:21:22,913 --> 00:21:24,540
He said he didn't know
what I was talking about,
377
00:21:24,615 --> 00:21:26,480
he wouldn't let me in,
I got more pissed.
378
00:21:26,584 --> 00:21:28,916
Next thing I know, I'm on the
floor, and he's called the cops.
379
00:21:28,986 --> 00:21:30,146
You get arrested?
380
00:21:30,421 --> 00:21:32,446
No, he didn't press charges.
381
00:21:32,556 --> 00:21:34,990
Well, you should press charges.
If he tried to poison her...
382
00:21:35,092 --> 00:21:37,925
No. He really didn't know
what I was talking about.
383
00:21:37,995 --> 00:21:39,792
He was just some guy
that Margaret...
384
00:21:40,064 --> 00:21:43,329
Damn it, that's not even
her name, Jenny just...
385
00:21:43,434 --> 00:21:46,301
Some guy that Jenny
used to work with.
386
00:21:46,904 --> 00:21:50,772
I was stupid.
I just assumed the name Carl was...
387
00:21:54,111 --> 00:21:56,602
I just wanted to find
the guy that poisoned my wife.
388
00:21:58,482 --> 00:21:59,574
What's up?
389
00:22:01,519 --> 00:22:04,010
Pyrexia, 103 and rising.
390
00:22:04,155 --> 00:22:06,020
I'll be right up.
391
00:22:06,123 --> 00:22:08,819
Your wife just spiked a fever.
What?
392
00:22:08,926 --> 00:22:10,484
What's that mean?
393
00:22:10,561 --> 00:22:12,153
She wasn't poisoned.
394
00:22:23,074 --> 00:22:24,371
What are you doing?
395
00:22:24,442 --> 00:22:28,276
Just letting you all share in the joys
of my last trip to Carlsbad Caverns.
396
00:22:28,379 --> 00:22:30,040
Which the husband probably
would have beaten up
397
00:22:30,114 --> 00:22:31,945
if he'd found it
in the address book.
398
00:22:32,049 --> 00:22:33,949
Would you mind standing
next to the screen?
399
00:22:34,051 --> 00:22:36,542
Yeah, she'd love to become a
target for your ridicule.
400
00:22:36,620 --> 00:22:37,746
She's not already?
401
00:22:37,822 --> 00:22:39,119
Endocarditis?
402
00:22:39,223 --> 00:22:41,453
Normal EKG. No Osler nodes.
403
00:22:41,559 --> 00:22:42,617
Right, Dr. Kelly.
404
00:22:42,693 --> 00:22:43,751
Kelly's her first name.
405
00:22:43,828 --> 00:22:45,557
What's your point, Dr.
Robert? Run an echo.
406
00:22:45,629 --> 00:22:48,097
I already did.
No vegetations, valves are clear.
407
00:22:48,165 --> 00:22:50,827
Snapilicious!
But as I always like to say,
408
00:22:50,935 --> 00:22:52,926
it's better to be a Helpful
Helen than a Negative Nelly.
409
00:22:53,003 --> 00:22:55,494
So while you're cooking up
some ideas of your own,
410
00:22:55,606 --> 00:22:59,098
allow me to present theory
2.0 of why Chase hired you.
411
00:22:59,176 --> 00:23:01,667
Dr. Kelly, meet
your doppelg�nger.
412
00:23:03,614 --> 00:23:05,809
Oh, no. Hold on a second.
413
00:23:07,118 --> 00:23:08,779
Come on. House.
414
00:23:08,853 --> 00:23:12,289
Is that...
That's Baby Chase and his mum.
415
00:23:12,356 --> 00:23:13,584
That's adorable.
416
00:23:13,657 --> 00:23:16,023
Never mind the baby.
Peep the babe.
417
00:23:16,127 --> 00:23:18,755
Note the cheekbones
and eye shape.
418
00:23:19,497 --> 00:23:20,618
They do actually look alike.
419
00:23:20,664 --> 00:23:22,859
I know what you're thinking, "Chase
wants to sleep with his mom."
420
00:23:22,967 --> 00:23:25,299
But who wouldn't hit that,
if that looked like that?
421
00:23:25,369 --> 00:23:27,929
- It's a classic case of what Freud called...
- Stop.
422
00:23:28,205 --> 00:23:29,604
This isn't about
Chase's mother.
423
00:23:29,940 --> 00:23:31,620
You're wrong.
What do you mean, he's wrong?
424
00:23:31,642 --> 00:23:33,200
It is about your mom? No.
425
00:23:33,310 --> 00:23:34,368
So it's about...
426
00:23:34,478 --> 00:23:37,845
I'm assuming he thought I'd
be a good member of the team.
427
00:23:37,948 --> 00:23:40,348
And on that subject,
what about Legionnaires'?
428
00:23:41,018 --> 00:23:44,112
Taub said he saw a rattle-y, old air
conditioner in the patient's house.
429
00:23:44,188 --> 00:23:46,508
I don't care if he saw her
licking a petri dish of bacilli.
430
00:23:46,524 --> 00:23:47,718
There's no lung involvement.
431
00:23:47,825 --> 00:23:49,065
All we know is we don't see it.
432
00:23:49,126 --> 00:23:51,390
Dehydration from the fever
could hide the pneumonia.
433
00:23:53,364 --> 00:23:54,888
Okay. Forget the mom theory.
434
00:23:54,999 --> 00:23:58,230
Now water the patient,
treat for Legionnaires'.
435
00:23:58,903 --> 00:24:02,395
Hey, Taub.
You didn't write up the AC system.
436
00:24:02,506 --> 00:24:04,064
Did you mention it to Kelly?
437
00:24:04,141 --> 00:24:05,165
No.
438
00:24:05,843 --> 00:24:07,174
You mentioned it to Chase?
439
00:24:08,345 --> 00:24:09,676
Yeah.
440
00:24:10,214 --> 00:24:11,374
Whose idea was Legionnaires'?
441
00:24:14,185 --> 00:24:15,209
Dr. Chase's.
442
00:24:15,319 --> 00:24:17,753
Well, you get major points
for trying to trick me.
443
00:24:17,855 --> 00:24:19,652
Unfortunately, you lose
them all for failing.
444
00:24:22,359 --> 00:24:23,656
Hold that, hold that.
445
00:24:23,727 --> 00:24:26,252
See, now you're frowning, you
can really see the resemblance.
446
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:30,929
Who gives a crap
if I prepped her?
447
00:24:31,035 --> 00:24:33,401
House. And that's just
off the top of my head.
448
00:24:33,504 --> 00:24:34,596
Why are you doing this?
449
00:24:34,705 --> 00:24:36,785
You're trying to make me
look bad so you look better?
450
00:24:36,841 --> 00:24:40,038
Or you don't like her?
Or you're angry at me? What?
451
00:24:40,110 --> 00:24:43,238
We hire someone unqualified, it's just
dead weight we'll all be pulling.
452
00:24:43,347 --> 00:24:45,338
Me especially.
You especially, why?
453
00:24:45,416 --> 00:24:47,008
What do you mean, why?
Because I'm...
454
00:24:47,084 --> 00:24:48,711
You're what?
You're my boss or something?
455
00:24:49,353 --> 00:24:50,411
Something like.
456
00:24:50,521 --> 00:24:52,614
So that's what it is.
457
00:24:52,723 --> 00:24:54,884
You're angry that House gave
me the chance to hire someone,
458
00:24:54,959 --> 00:24:57,359
'cause you still think you're at a
different level to everyone else.
459
00:24:57,428 --> 00:24:59,362
That's just pathetic.
I am at a different level.
460
00:24:59,430 --> 00:25:03,924
Which is reflected in what,
exactly? Your title? No.
461
00:25:04,034 --> 00:25:08,903
Your salary? Not really.
Your responsibilities? Hardly.
462
00:25:08,973 --> 00:25:10,099
Your attitude?
463
00:25:11,175 --> 00:25:12,733
Ah.
464
00:25:12,810 --> 00:25:14,050
I think we've finally found it.
465
00:25:14,111 --> 00:25:17,137
Doesn't change the fact that you made a
bad decision because you wanna get laid.
466
00:25:17,248 --> 00:25:18,909
Or the fact that you're
courageously picking on Kelly,
467
00:25:18,983 --> 00:25:20,463
'cause you're scared
to take on House.
468
00:25:21,051 --> 00:25:23,986
Congratulations.
You're a real leader.
469
00:25:39,570 --> 00:25:41,231
I am Felipe.
470
00:25:42,740 --> 00:25:43,900
Oh, you've got to be kidding.
471
00:25:43,908 --> 00:25:48,004
Dr. House was worried how you left things.
He is giving you massage.
472
00:25:48,112 --> 00:25:50,444
As an admission he was wrong?
Yes.
473
00:25:51,615 --> 00:25:55,415
Well, tell him thanks, but I have a
meeting with Dr. Schatz in 20 minutes.
474
00:25:55,486 --> 00:25:59,286
He says you would say that,
and to say, "No, you don't."
475
00:25:59,356 --> 00:26:02,189
Well, tell him he needs to stop
canceling my appointments,
476
00:26:02,293 --> 00:26:04,193
because I will just
reschedule them.
477
00:26:04,295 --> 00:26:07,287
He says you would
say that, and to say,
478
00:26:08,399 --> 00:26:09,730
uh,
479
00:26:12,336 --> 00:26:15,703
"That Dr. Schatz is
a fat, lonely moron"
480
00:26:15,806 --> 00:26:19,765
"who, in an effort to have
contact with a human female,"
481
00:26:19,843 --> 00:26:23,939
"makes the same exact complaint
about parking spaces every month,"
482
00:26:24,381 --> 00:26:28,340
"and you know you have
to stop enabling him."
483
00:26:31,322 --> 00:26:33,688
I have great fingers.
484
00:26:41,231 --> 00:26:42,960
That's so nice.
485
00:26:44,034 --> 00:26:45,524
Thank you.
486
00:26:47,838 --> 00:26:50,033
How long have you
been a masseur?
487
00:26:50,140 --> 00:26:52,734
What is that, "masseur"?
488
00:26:53,844 --> 00:26:55,709
A massage therapist?
489
00:26:55,779 --> 00:26:56,973
Oh.
490
00:26:57,047 --> 00:26:58,981
No, not long.
491
00:27:01,552 --> 00:27:03,383
How did my boyfriend find you?
492
00:27:03,454 --> 00:27:04,648
Boyfriend?
493
00:27:05,689 --> 00:27:07,213
Dr. House.
494
00:27:07,891 --> 00:27:10,382
He is your boyfriend?
495
00:27:11,195 --> 00:27:13,220
Why is that surprising?
496
00:27:13,831 --> 00:27:17,096
I just mean, if he found me,
497
00:27:17,201 --> 00:27:19,567
I do not think
he's got no girlfriend.
498
00:27:21,572 --> 00:27:23,096
Are you a prostitute?
499
00:27:23,173 --> 00:27:24,367
Are you a cop?
500
00:27:25,042 --> 00:27:26,475
Then no.
501
00:27:29,313 --> 00:27:30,507
Get your hands off me.
502
00:27:38,188 --> 00:27:40,349
I didn't know you smoked.
503
00:27:40,991 --> 00:27:42,049
I don't.
504
00:27:46,363 --> 00:27:47,887
I don't mind screwing up.
505
00:27:47,998 --> 00:27:49,829
I've screwed up in my life,
and I've gotten over it.
506
00:27:49,900 --> 00:27:54,337
But I'm not a cheater and I'm not
a liar, and now I feel like both.
507
00:27:56,106 --> 00:27:59,041
You're right. I'm sorry.
508
00:28:00,411 --> 00:28:03,073
You work with House, you kind
of get a messed-up perspective
509
00:28:03,180 --> 00:28:04,700
of what's permissible
in the workplace.
510
00:28:05,916 --> 00:28:08,009
Maybe I should just quit.
511
00:28:08,085 --> 00:28:11,782
No. You're smart,
you're hardworking.
512
00:28:11,889 --> 00:28:14,414
Yeah, but I'm not
like you guys.
513
00:28:15,726 --> 00:28:17,023
Use what makes you different.
514
00:28:17,094 --> 00:28:19,289
A lot of this job is reading
people, dealing with them.
515
00:28:20,564 --> 00:28:23,863
You're a psychiatrist.
Use your skills.
516
00:28:41,218 --> 00:28:42,549
You okay?
517
00:28:43,554 --> 00:28:45,954
I checked with Trenton General.
518
00:28:46,056 --> 00:28:48,422
There's no support group
for abused women.
519
00:28:48,525 --> 00:28:49,617
Maybe it was just...
520
00:28:49,727 --> 00:28:53,561
If she was lying about that,
what else is she lying about?
521
00:28:53,630 --> 00:28:57,589
I mean, maybe she wasn't even abused.
Maybe she's a criminal.
522
00:28:57,701 --> 00:29:00,795
Who the hell knows?
You don't know, that's the point.
523
00:29:00,904 --> 00:29:04,135
The way she's acting, that's
the way abuse victims act.
524
00:29:04,241 --> 00:29:07,574
Their personalities are affected
by what they went through.
525
00:29:07,644 --> 00:29:09,111
They find coping mechanisms.
526
00:29:10,214 --> 00:29:12,148
I gotta talk to her
about this Trenton thing.
527
00:29:12,249 --> 00:29:16,413
If you wake her up, make her
feel defensive, it'll go bad.
528
00:29:17,054 --> 00:29:20,490
She doesn't need any more hostility
or aggression in her life.
529
00:29:23,894 --> 00:29:25,156
Okay.
530
00:29:29,666 --> 00:29:33,067
Seriously? A massage
from a male hooker?
531
00:29:34,238 --> 00:29:35,671
He was?
532
00:29:36,206 --> 00:29:37,195
Huh!
533
00:29:38,342 --> 00:29:40,367
Well, it doesn't
bother me at all.
534
00:29:40,444 --> 00:29:42,139
I guess we both learned
a valuable lesson.
535
00:29:42,246 --> 00:29:46,114
Except that I didn't use to
have sex with him, you idiot.
536
00:29:47,151 --> 00:29:49,813
Plus, he was a gay hooker.
537
00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:53,185
Have you any idea how hard it is
to find a straight male hooker?
538
00:29:54,424 --> 00:29:57,291
Come on. It's a massage!
539
00:29:58,362 --> 00:30:00,159
I don't care
who gives it to you.
540
00:30:00,230 --> 00:30:02,095
Why not treat me the same way?
541
00:30:02,166 --> 00:30:05,829
I'm sure that some part of
you believes this idiocy,
542
00:30:06,270 --> 00:30:09,330
but you can't possibly be
stupid enough to think that
543
00:30:09,406 --> 00:30:11,601
you can convince
any part of me.
544
00:30:12,709 --> 00:30:16,873
And that can only mean you're trying
to sabotage this relationship.
545
00:30:18,348 --> 00:30:21,010
Why would I do that?
We're doing fine.
546
00:30:21,118 --> 00:30:25,350
Because the next step from fine is serious.
And you can't handle that.
547
00:30:25,455 --> 00:30:28,515
So you're trying to keep me at
arm's length with all this crap.
548
00:30:31,128 --> 00:30:32,527
How about you?
549
00:30:32,596 --> 00:30:34,461
I have been completely
open with you.
550
00:30:34,531 --> 00:30:36,192
You won't let me sleep over.
551
00:30:37,467 --> 00:30:39,731
You basically haven't
introduced me to your daughter.
552
00:30:39,837 --> 00:30:42,169
But do you want to
spend time with her?
553
00:30:43,574 --> 00:30:47,567
Honestly, before this,
I would have said no.
554
00:30:49,413 --> 00:30:54,578
But, yeah, how are we ever gonna be a
couple if you keep hiding her from me?
555
00:30:55,085 --> 00:30:56,484
House.
556
00:30:58,088 --> 00:31:00,386
I need to protect her.
557
00:31:02,226 --> 00:31:05,718
If I let you into her life
and you go away...
558
00:31:08,765 --> 00:31:10,926
I can call it what it is.
559
00:31:12,569 --> 00:31:15,197
I'm not the only one
who's holding back.
560
00:31:23,614 --> 00:31:25,445
Hey, baby.
561
00:31:26,917 --> 00:31:31,354
I am not getting mad.
I'm just trying to understand you here.
562
00:31:33,757 --> 00:31:37,716
But there's no meeting like you
talked about at Trenton General.
563
00:31:37,794 --> 00:31:40,058
You see, it turns out that...
Turns out.
564
00:31:40,130 --> 00:31:44,260
The turnout. The turnout.
It's been turned. Turning.
565
00:31:44,368 --> 00:31:45,460
What?
566
00:31:45,569 --> 00:31:47,434
Turning. Hey.
567
00:31:47,537 --> 00:31:49,937
- The turnout. The turnout.
- Hey.
568
00:31:58,949 --> 00:32:00,883
You're going to burn.
569
00:32:08,091 --> 00:32:09,922
What's happening to her?
570
00:32:37,321 --> 00:32:40,586
It's hit her brain.
Whatever "it" is.
571
00:32:40,657 --> 00:32:43,820
Opacity in the left
temporal lobe.
572
00:32:43,927 --> 00:32:45,360
It could be nothing.
573
00:32:45,462 --> 00:32:49,023
Which would get us nowhere, so
let's assume it's something.
574
00:32:49,132 --> 00:32:50,326
What kind of something?
575
00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:51,492
Abscess.
576
00:32:51,601 --> 00:32:53,865
Or lymphoma, or Wegener's.
577
00:32:53,971 --> 00:32:57,873
We'd have to biopsy it to be sure. Any of
them could explain all of the symptoms.
578
00:32:57,975 --> 00:33:01,342
You know, we're assuming
everything is connected.
579
00:33:02,846 --> 00:33:05,280
Because it probably is.
580
00:33:06,216 --> 00:33:08,946
But her delusions are
consistent with mental illness.
581
00:33:09,019 --> 00:33:10,850
Bipolar disease, for example.
582
00:33:10,954 --> 00:33:13,479
She's 30, it could be hitting her
right now for the first time.
583
00:33:13,557 --> 00:33:16,492
So her mind just happens to fall
apart right after her body?
584
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:18,187
I thought I was
having a bad week.
585
00:33:18,295 --> 00:33:20,354
I know it sounds
coincidental, but...
586
00:33:20,464 --> 00:33:22,455
You know what, I'm
back to the Cameron theory.
587
00:33:22,532 --> 00:33:24,172
But you hired the dumb
version of Cameron,
588
00:33:24,201 --> 00:33:25,681
so you can fire her
and get revenge...
589
00:33:25,736 --> 00:33:27,601
Give her a break.
590
00:33:27,671 --> 00:33:28,968
What, you switched sides?
591
00:33:29,473 --> 00:33:32,567
Let me guess, Chase represents
the dumb version of Thirteen...
592
00:33:32,676 --> 00:33:36,578
I realized if we all just keep pressuring
Kelly, of course she's gonna get stuff wrong.
593
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:39,148
It's irresponsible of me
to let that happen.
594
00:33:40,517 --> 00:33:43,315
You are a true leader of men.
595
00:33:43,387 --> 00:33:45,480
Get someone to cut into her
head and get me a biopsy.
596
00:34:04,574 --> 00:34:05,666
Whoa!
597
00:34:05,742 --> 00:34:08,438
Just say "hold on" next time.
598
00:34:08,545 --> 00:34:10,877
Her temperature's normal.
599
00:34:10,947 --> 00:34:13,040
So what? She was on
the cooling blanket.
600
00:34:13,116 --> 00:34:15,607
We took her off an hour ago.
She should be febrile again.
601
00:34:19,122 --> 00:34:22,751
Tell House one of the patient's
symptoms just disappeared.
602
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:25,453
Could it be Legionnaires',
and our treatment worked?
603
00:34:25,562 --> 00:34:28,588
I wish, but no, we've been hydrating her,
and there's still no lung involvement.
604
00:34:28,698 --> 00:34:30,689
So relapsing, remitting fever.
605
00:34:30,767 --> 00:34:33,560
Malaria, dengue... Why
wasn't she frozen?
606
00:34:34,938 --> 00:34:36,701
This morning.
607
00:34:36,773 --> 00:34:38,468
If you put a healthy person
on a cooling blanket,
608
00:34:38,575 --> 00:34:40,270
they'd be chilled like
a fine chardonnay.
609
00:34:40,377 --> 00:34:43,141
She's a nice warm merlot,
98.6 all day.
610
00:34:43,246 --> 00:34:44,941
I didn't want her to freeze.
611
00:34:45,048 --> 00:34:48,313
So you titrated the blanket.
As her fever dropped, you lower the power.
612
00:34:48,418 --> 00:34:49,476
Exactly.
613
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:52,151
So it's been on the lowest
setting since when?
614
00:34:52,255 --> 00:34:53,586
Yesterday afternoon.
615
00:34:53,657 --> 00:34:56,922
Which means we could have known that her
fever was gone yesterday afternoon.
616
00:34:58,895 --> 00:35:02,296
The fever was brief.
Sounds like a reaction to medication.
617
00:35:02,399 --> 00:35:04,833
The antibiotics?
Without vomiting?
618
00:35:04,935 --> 00:35:06,163
When did she last puke?
619
00:35:07,337 --> 00:35:08,998
Not since she was admitted.
620
00:35:10,340 --> 00:35:11,739
Two down.
621
00:35:13,810 --> 00:35:15,778
Shooting for three.
622
00:35:21,918 --> 00:35:23,318
You're gonna
turn her pacemaker off?
623
00:35:23,854 --> 00:35:25,253
You sure that's a good idea?
624
00:35:25,322 --> 00:35:27,415
No. But it might be.
625
00:35:34,798 --> 00:35:36,595
No tachycardia.
626
00:35:38,001 --> 00:35:40,697
So only the delusions are left,
if they're even still there.
627
00:35:40,804 --> 00:35:44,535
Maybe it is a bipolar disorder.
She's female, she's 30...
628
00:35:44,674 --> 00:35:47,108
It's not a coincidence.
You gotta stop doing this.
629
00:35:47,177 --> 00:35:50,874
But it could've been prompted
by the physical symptoms.
630
00:35:54,985 --> 00:35:56,213
You couldn't be more wrong.
631
00:35:57,621 --> 00:35:59,953
You got the cause
and effect backwards.
632
00:36:00,323 --> 00:36:02,723
Start her on haloperidol
and lorazepam.
633
00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:07,319
Give it a few hours to take effect.
Call me when she awakes.
634
00:36:14,838 --> 00:36:16,806
Still hallucinating.
635
00:36:19,142 --> 00:36:20,370
Can you hear me?
636
00:36:24,181 --> 00:36:25,580
What are you looking at?
637
00:36:26,149 --> 00:36:28,208
The table, it's on fire.
638
00:36:28,552 --> 00:36:31,680
If it was, you think
I'd be able to do this,
639
00:36:32,389 --> 00:36:34,084
without screaming for my mommy?
640
00:36:34,691 --> 00:36:35,715
Thank you.
641
00:36:36,993 --> 00:36:40,258
Don't be too impressed.
It's mostly the happy pills you put her on.
642
00:36:40,830 --> 00:36:43,162
But she can talk to us now.
643
00:36:43,233 --> 00:36:46,999
The obviously stupid lie you told
us about your hospital records,
644
00:36:47,070 --> 00:36:49,038
it turns out to have been
un-obviously un-stupid.
645
00:36:50,207 --> 00:36:52,368
You thought
you wouldn't get caught,
646
00:36:52,442 --> 00:36:54,876
'cause you thought that
you'd be cured and back home
647
00:36:54,945 --> 00:36:57,539
by the time we spoke
to the other hospital.
648
00:36:57,614 --> 00:36:59,377
Because you knew
what was wrong with you.
649
00:37:00,717 --> 00:37:03,584
Your doctor was treating you
with risperidone, right?
650
00:37:03,954 --> 00:37:05,194
That's why you were in Trenton.
651
00:37:05,222 --> 00:37:08,385
You had the stomach pain, you went to
see him, he wanted you to taper off...
652
00:37:08,458 --> 00:37:10,926
Her doctor's not in Trenton.
653
00:37:11,027 --> 00:37:12,654
Not the one you know about.
654
00:37:12,729 --> 00:37:16,927
If you haven't figured it out
by now, your wife has a secret.
655
00:37:17,667 --> 00:37:19,931
What the hell
is he talking about?
656
00:37:20,036 --> 00:37:21,367
This about your ex?
657
00:37:21,438 --> 00:37:24,430
The ex was not so much a
secret, more of a lie.
658
00:37:24,541 --> 00:37:26,702
You weren't married
before, were you?
659
00:37:27,510 --> 00:37:30,502
I'm sorry, I didn't want
you to know about it.
660
00:37:30,580 --> 00:37:32,445
Know about what?
661
00:37:32,549 --> 00:37:36,110
She's sick. She's been
sick for years.
662
00:37:37,854 --> 00:37:39,253
Maybe it put you
on the streets,
663
00:37:39,356 --> 00:37:41,517
maybe that's where
you got the broken bones.
664
00:37:41,891 --> 00:37:44,917
She's only suffering
from one condition.
665
00:37:45,028 --> 00:37:48,191
Everything else is side effects
of the drug that was treating it.
666
00:37:48,265 --> 00:37:50,927
When she stopped taking the
drug, the side effects faded,
667
00:37:51,034 --> 00:37:54,060
but the underlying
disease is still there.
668
00:37:56,406 --> 00:37:59,034
Why don't you
tell your husband?
669
00:38:05,115 --> 00:38:09,245
Billy, I'm schizophrenic.
670
00:38:19,095 --> 00:38:24,328
That's the kind of thing that a recent
psychiatric resident might have figured out.
671
00:38:32,976 --> 00:38:35,467
What the hell am I
supposed to do now?
672
00:38:35,578 --> 00:38:38,513
Nothing. Her physical
symptoms are gone.
673
00:38:38,615 --> 00:38:41,015
We'll put her on a different
anti-psychotic for the mental ones.
674
00:38:41,117 --> 00:38:42,482
You can take a nap.
675
00:38:42,585 --> 00:38:44,450
This is not who I married.
676
00:38:44,521 --> 00:38:47,979
Of course she is.
You just didn't know it.
677
00:38:48,091 --> 00:38:49,820
I don't know if
I can stay with her.
678
00:38:49,926 --> 00:38:51,985
Sorry, as your
marriage counselor,
679
00:38:52,095 --> 00:38:54,359
I'm not allowed to talk to you
without your wife present.
680
00:38:54,464 --> 00:38:58,662
Just tell me how hard it would be
for us to handle this, medically.
681
00:38:58,768 --> 00:39:03,671
Look, if you want me to give you
a reason to leave her, fine.
682
00:39:03,773 --> 00:39:04,831
Apparently you haven't noticed,
683
00:39:04,908 --> 00:39:06,671
but she's got a serious
mental illness.
684
00:39:07,677 --> 00:39:09,338
It's too hard.
685
00:39:13,450 --> 00:39:15,247
It's always hard.
686
00:39:31,768 --> 00:39:34,100
Okay, so I made a mistake.
687
00:39:34,871 --> 00:39:36,429
Kelly will make a fine doctor,
688
00:39:36,506 --> 00:39:39,100
but she's not ready
for the team.
689
00:39:39,843 --> 00:39:41,310
Up to you.
690
00:39:42,846 --> 00:39:45,872
What? You like her now?
691
00:39:45,982 --> 00:39:48,007
Nope. But she got me
to the right answer,
692
00:39:48,084 --> 00:39:49,984
which none of
the rest of you did.
693
00:39:50,053 --> 00:39:53,318
If you want to give her
another shot, go for it.
694
00:39:54,124 --> 00:39:56,354
Okay. I will.
695
00:39:56,860 --> 00:39:57,918
Great.
696
00:39:57,994 --> 00:40:00,792
It'll make it easier
for you to sleep with her.
697
00:40:02,132 --> 00:40:04,396
Come on.
Why else would you have hired her?
698
00:40:04,501 --> 00:40:06,332
That's not why I hired her.
699
00:40:40,036 --> 00:40:41,162
What are you doing?
700
00:40:41,237 --> 00:40:43,432
Got bored with the porn
on my computer.
701
00:40:43,540 --> 00:40:48,944
You got any girl-on-girl-
on-girl-on-vibrating-object-on-girl stuff?
702
00:40:50,613 --> 00:40:51,910
I wouldn't have to do this
703
00:40:51,981 --> 00:40:54,575
if you'd gave me the name of that
physical therapist you like.
704
00:40:56,419 --> 00:40:57,716
You done with Brandi?
705
00:40:58,121 --> 00:41:00,787
Eh... Knobby hands.
706
00:41:02,192 --> 00:41:04,387
I will get you the name.
707
00:41:07,197 --> 00:41:08,637
Let's stay at my place
tonight, okay?
708
00:41:09,032 --> 00:41:11,398
Will you get cable? No.
709
00:41:11,468 --> 00:41:12,799
Then we'll have
to have more sex.
710
00:41:12,869 --> 00:41:14,393
Okay.
711
00:41:20,410 --> 00:41:22,275
What are you doing?
712
00:41:23,146 --> 00:41:25,273
Quitting before House fires me.
713
00:41:25,882 --> 00:41:27,110
Hold on.
714
00:41:27,183 --> 00:41:28,548
We both know he is.
715
00:41:30,987 --> 00:41:33,114
But maybe there's
a bright side.
716
00:41:33,223 --> 00:41:34,417
What?
717
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:39,318
You really looked out for me.
718
00:41:40,096 --> 00:41:42,121
And you seem like
a really good guy.
719
00:41:44,968 --> 00:41:48,802
And I never date anybody
who I work with, but...
720
00:41:50,807 --> 00:41:55,141
Yeah. Sorry it didn't work out.
721
00:41:58,348 --> 00:42:01,181
You want to get dinner
tomorrow night?
722
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:19,927
You want some more meat?
723
00:42:20,270 --> 00:42:21,794
This is meat?
724
00:42:23,306 --> 00:42:24,864
Yes, please.
725
00:42:36,886 --> 00:42:39,650
Hey, hey, hey. Come on.
Kid, come on, come on, come on.
726
00:42:40,490 --> 00:42:41,821
Come on.
727
00:42:43,459 --> 00:42:44,790
Hey, hey.
728
00:42:59,242 --> 00:43:00,903
Aren't you adorable.
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