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My name is Guy

You wanna join me for a sandwich?

That's more than what I'd learned in school.

Hah!...He's hitting on me.

We talked and they're interested in this house but we can't sign the contract yet cuz they're abroad. They should be back soon.

Hey... a foreign number.

- Heyeee- Pick up!

Full house episode 3

Khun Guy, answer the phone.

Leave a message and I will return your call.

I checked the room price already.

It's 10,000 baht a night. I have to pay for 3 nights. Are you crazy? Where can I find that kind of money?

How can I manage to pay?

Ae, can you ask for me?

Yes. Yes..

Yes, that's fine.

Thank you

I would like to bother you

to expedite it. Please handle it for me.

krub pom... (ok word for a male)

If in the end the price remains the same, I still agree.

I am okay with the original price.

khun (you).. khun (you)... I washed and returned your shirt.

Khun Ae, let's discuss some other time. I will call you again.

Ok, good bye.

No. 1 I do not mess around with FC (fanclub)

No. 2 you're not my type in any angles.

Are you done?... What is your problem?

No. 1 I am not your FC for sure.

No. 2

You're not my type in any angles. Are you clear?

P.S. I have never listened to your music.

I don't even know you.

Then, leave.

Wait..Wait...

I have something to discuss with you.

as we have same Thai nationality.

About?

OK...

Seriously,

First of all, I have to tell you

from the day I was born

I have never encountered this.

You walked in and...

what do you see me as? a kid?

with mental problem that pooped and peed on himself.

You want in to a stranger's room and go

"Excuse me, can I borrow some money (wong) or something like that"

"Ahh... we have the same Thai nationality. Hey!"

Are you for real? Why don't

you get the gun and point at my head instead?

Ahhh... 400,000.00 Wong only. Don't over react.

It doesn't matter if it's 400,000.00 wong or 400,000.00 baht. It's the same thing.

What part of a brain did you used to think this?

Why do I have to lend you my money? What is our relation?

What is our relationship? Aww...

Because we're Thai?

and I'm a superstar.

If someone wants to take my picture, they can take it anytime.

I'm eating and someone wants to take my picture.

Can take picture of Ling Ping in the zoo anytime. If you want me to be a fish tank, you can make turn into one.

or P' Mike ka, take off your glasses or my friends will not know who it is

You don't know it's not appropriate?

or please smile I am taking your picture

if you don't smile, you will look arrogant.

smile like this..

If I smile more than this, my mouth will tear.

If you want me to smile more than this, it can never happen.

OK, you want me to dance.

Dance all the time. You're Mike; you have to dance.

Please dance. I have to dance all the time.

huh? huh? huh? huh??? Like this?

Is that right? Are you insane?

You have a problem.

I didn't tell you to give me money.

I'm telling you that I need help.

Someone tricked me.

You're the only Thai person that I know.

You said you don't know me.

Ah...I meant to say

You don't have to say anything Jae.

Get out. Good night!... Please help me.

Please please... Are you going to leave?

I returned your shirt. Can you lend me money first?

What? What? Hey!

Don't you dare! Mike: Come here...

Why did you do that? Let me down.

Let me go! Let me go!

Help me...

Why did you have to do that? Oyy, why hit my butt?

Hey, stop pulling my pant...Let me go.

Stop pulling... Uhhh

Help...

I beg you. Please help me.

Please open.

khun... khun... ('you' in a polite way)

Mr. Fake Eyelashes! If I'm not in trouble, I would not beg you.

If I get my house back, I will evict you from my house.

Make you vomit out all my foods.

I will make you choke out everything.

He's the one who tricked me.

I...

I...

I'm going to marry with him.

No way. No!

He told me to come here.

He will come and pick me up.

But he never came.

Lastly, he left to Thailand.

He has another girlfriend. I just found out.

He must be serious with that bitch.

and I

I received only a plane ticket

and 2 nights at the hotel.

and have nothing left.

Is this how the superstars are?

Is this how they do it?

Just watch, when I get back

I will report about your friend

so he won't have a chance to shine anymore.

Wait... Wait...Huh...

When he said he loves me,

It's during the evening

at the beach somewhere

At first I did not believe

that he would like someone like me.

But I can't stop thinking

that true love really exists

I'm really stupid, aren't I?

Am I really stupid?

Are you his best friend? Good!

Pass my words to him. From this point on

don't expect to live in peace and harmony anymore.

Wait...Wait...

Wait...

From what I know, he is really a good person.

I do not believe that

he did like as you described, but

uhmmm...

Okay, let's do this. Are you willing to sign a contract?

A contract like...

you will not disrupt him in any form.

You're not pregnant, right? No... No...

I...

I want to see him one last time.

$200,000.00 is enough?

Huh? What? 200,000.00?

or 300,000.00? No... No...

I just want the money to pay for the rent

and have some left for a start-up.

with the remaining of my lonely life.

Sign please...

Do I have to scratch or anything? Mike: Do whatever you want. Just sign.

include your phone number.

If you falsified the information, I can call to cuss at you.

Don't let me see that you're still messing with my friend.

Understand?

I swear.

Stop the drama.

I'm sorry for lying to you, Khun Suptar (superstar)

When I get back, I will immediately pay you back.

With these I will use them effectively.

I swear.

Can you take a picture for me?

Take a photo. Take a photo.

Take a photo.

1...2...3...

I love you!

Mario

Mask?

How much?

Hello, Oum...

This is MM, your sister.

Do you remember?

You better prepare your answers to me.

Otherwise, you will die!

I can return home now.

Oum...

Oum...

Oum...Oum...

Oum!...

Oum!...

Oum, why didn't you pick up the call?

Oum, are you upstair?

Hello P'Na. I'm Em, Oum's sister.

Is she with you, P'Na?

If you can reach her, please tell her to call me.

Thank you.

Dad! I'm back.

Pao relocated 5 or 6 days ago.

He must hit a jackpot. I heard

that he will a condo at Rangsit area.

His wife is pregnant. He has to find a new place.

Wife is pregnant?!

Who's wife?

He has only one wife. What's her name already?!

The name is so familiar. She is a pretty.

- Isn't it Oum? - Yes.

It's Oum... Recently the lenders came to collect their debts with Pao.

How much did he ripped you off?

This house has been transferred to the new owner already.

before you came back 2 days ago.

I'm not selling.

It passed that stage already.

Your sister sold the house including the furnitures to me.

And I sold to another person already.

It means that this house has a new owner.

You cannot do anything about it?

I knew nothing.

Thing that i can help you is

I'll let you stay here for a short time.

It should not be more than a week.

After that you will have to find a new place.

I suggest that...

you should find your sister so you can get your share of the money.

How is the packaging going everyone?

Ah good.

Separate the items and store in the front first.

Hey, what are you doing? This is my dad's piano.

I was told by Khun Nit.

This is not included.

Hey, move away... don't touch...

This is mine. This is my dad.

Excuse me.

Bring the remaining here.

Put the lighter one on the top.

Be careful with the scratches.

Hurry up. We have to deliver to the customer. Otherwise, we will miss the time.

Hurry.. Hurry.

Hurry... Hurry...

Don't forget the boxes.

Is Oum still with your agency?

Orawan ka

Not anymore?

OK, thank you.

Sawaddee ka (hello)

I will deliver it as soon as possible.

1 day only. I will delivery it quickly.

Please assign me the work. I will rush it to you.

Hello... Hello...

From one bad luck to the next

(giggling)

(giggling)... it went into your eyes.

Here, do you want to swim over there? Should we race?

If you can swim, you would swim there.

type of fish do you want to be?... I want to be a cartoon fish.

How does cartoon fish swim? Show it to me.

Dad.

Dad

I'm sorry.

Take this and arrange it.

Here. How are you so sure that I will keep on following you?

Just this, you're mad.

See. You're following me right now.

Do you have time to go out for a meal together?

Really today, I don't have any plans.

But I'm still not hungry.

P'Guy.

Hello, P'Guy.

Yes, tomorrow?

Of course I can. I just want something yummy!

Working all day. I'm very tired and so bored.

Mike?

He's here. Wanna talk to him?

Alright. Then you two clear it among yourselves.

Here. P'Guy wants to talk to you.

Hello?

I stop by here for a bit.

Tomorrow?

Okay. Okay.

Alright. I'm free at this time.

And, how is your work? I thought you said you're busy.

You have time to ask a woman to dinner?

Okay. Yes. Yes.

Then, see you tomorrow.

Do you have more to say to Mintra?

Oh, doesn't need to talk anymore?

We can pick a place?

Okay. Yes. Then we'll talk later.

See you tomorrow. Okay.

Bye.

Being a Super Star and this free...

they call it going down hill, you know.

Why you got all moody?

You know girls that are moody easily will grow old quickly.

Hey! Talking back?

You're talking back like that then we won't go out to eat today.

Hah?

Yes, we'll just combine it to when we eat with Guy.

Hey, you. Today are you free?

No. I'm going into the company.

Can you come here, please? It's really important. Please.

Please. Please. Okay?

Okay. Okay.

It's a bit too long.

And, how do it look? Do I look old?

If I look old, I won't wear it.

Who said it was for you? This is for P'Guy.

But I see you...

with the same arm length. So I wanted you to try it on for me.

But it really does seem a little long.

I was going to give it to P'Guy tonight. I can't now.

I have to resolve this. Let's take it off first.

I'll have to resolve this. Give it here.

Thank you very much for stopping by here today. See you at 7pm.

Oh, here. Dinner tonight...

I personally picked a restaurant and didn't tell anybody.

I'll send you a text message. See you tonight.

Just wait. When I get back...

I'll sue your friend and make sure he goes down.

- Hello. - Hello.

May I speak to Om-Am.

- Who's this? - Your creditor from Korea.

I have something to talk to you about.

Do you have time?

I'll be in Sukhumvit in about an hour. You wait for me there.

Then, I'll tell you where.

Please don't let him know the truth. Otherwise I'll be in jail.

...

Gentleman!

You let everyone believe that you're good, nice but the truth is...

you're a rude, unkind, sharp tonge, deceitful swindler..

Stop! Ouch!

Ouch!

~Ending Song~