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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:59,813 --> 00:02:03,066 - Lula loves her syrup. - You have enough syrup. 2 00:02:03,149 --> 00:02:05,819 Mrs. Butterworths isn't a squirt bottle. 3 00:02:05,902 --> 00:02:07,862 It's no big deal. You've had enough. 4 00:02:07,946 --> 00:02:11,241 - Mom, these aren't brown enough. - Do you want me to burn them? 5 00:02:11,324 --> 00:02:13,660 No, but I just want them more brown. 6 00:02:13,743 --> 00:02:16,204 Mikey, Mom's not a short order cook. 7 00:02:16,287 --> 00:02:17,789 Eat up now. 8 00:02:19,416 --> 00:02:22,085 Double knots? We never did double knots. 9 00:02:22,168 --> 00:02:25,130 - Sweetie, I can't get it. - Don't use a fork. 10 00:02:25,171 --> 00:02:27,882 No bubbles at the table. Eat your breakfast first. 11 00:02:27,966 --> 00:02:30,844 She's right, you know, my eggs taste like bubbles now. 12 00:02:36,641 --> 00:02:39,686 - Hurry up, honey, you'll be late. - All right. 13 00:02:39,769 --> 00:02:43,189 The van needs an inspection sticker. Good luck. 14 00:02:48,069 --> 00:02:50,238 Alrighty. 15 00:02:50,321 --> 00:02:52,866 What's this? Look who's hiding. 16 00:02:52,949 --> 00:02:57,370 Mr. Dino... and another weird stowaway. 17 00:02:57,454 --> 00:02:59,539 Okay, Nathan, no cereal in my thingie. 18 00:02:59,622 --> 00:03:01,374 - Bye, sweetheart. - Bye, honey. 19 00:03:01,416 --> 00:03:02,625 Nathan! 20 00:03:36,576 --> 00:03:38,745 - What's that? - What? 21 00:03:38,828 --> 00:03:39,996 That. 22 00:03:41,664 --> 00:03:43,625 Maple syrup. 23 00:03:47,087 --> 00:03:51,466 Mmm, man! Can you believe that comes from a tree? 24 00:03:51,549 --> 00:03:53,259 Don't taste my pants. 25 00:03:53,301 --> 00:03:55,095 I can't taste your pants? 26 00:03:55,136 --> 00:03:56,930 Ever. 27 00:03:56,971 --> 00:03:58,264 - Ever? - No. 28 00:03:58,348 --> 00:04:00,600 Well, don't spill maple syrup on them. 29 00:04:00,683 --> 00:04:03,436 Just because it's there doesn't mean you have to taste it. 30 00:04:03,478 --> 00:04:05,563 - I like maple syrup. - Not from my pants. 31 00:04:05,647 --> 00:04:07,107 I love it. 32 00:04:10,151 --> 00:04:14,239 How about this: What if you had, like, an inkpad... 33 00:04:15,281 --> 00:04:19,619 only instead of ink, it was soaked in maple syrup. 34 00:04:19,702 --> 00:04:22,163 Or peppermint. Any flavor you wanted. 35 00:04:23,540 --> 00:04:29,087 - And you just open up your little pad. - Right. 36 00:04:29,170 --> 00:04:32,757 And you press your finger on it and then you taste your finger. 37 00:04:32,799 --> 00:04:37,095 Peppermint. Any time of day. Or cherry. 38 00:04:37,137 --> 00:04:40,098 Wouldn't the pad get disgusting after awhile? 39 00:04:40,140 --> 00:04:41,641 Disgusting how? 40 00:04:41,724 --> 00:04:44,644 I don't know. You keep touching it with your filthy fingers. 41 00:04:44,686 --> 00:04:48,481 Couple of days that flavor pad's like some mattress you find at the dump. 42 00:04:49,274 --> 00:04:51,651 You're right. It's no good. 43 00:04:59,492 --> 00:05:00,660 Tim. 44 00:05:00,744 --> 00:05:04,247 - Did you get your performance chart? - Yeah. 45 00:05:04,330 --> 00:05:07,167 Well, look at mine. I don't get it. 46 00:05:07,208 --> 00:05:09,294 Good. Fair. Fair. Good. 47 00:05:09,335 --> 00:05:12,088 Then it falls into the red in the focus department. 48 00:05:12,172 --> 00:05:15,884 Well, you know, Nick, that's because you're a dreamer. You know? 49 00:05:15,967 --> 00:05:20,054 - I'm not a dreamer. - You're not the most focused person. 50 00:05:20,138 --> 00:05:21,723 You're a dreamer. 51 00:05:21,806 --> 00:05:25,143 Yeah. I'm a dreamer? 52 00:05:25,185 --> 00:05:28,062 Hey, you want to feel something? Come here. 53 00:05:28,146 --> 00:05:30,148 Sit in this chair. Come here. 54 00:05:30,231 --> 00:05:32,192 Okay. 55 00:05:32,233 --> 00:05:33,693 Check this out. 56 00:05:36,738 --> 00:05:37,739 Whoa. 57 00:05:37,822 --> 00:05:40,325 - Sit back. - Oh, this is some chair! 58 00:05:40,408 --> 00:05:41,826 - Do you like it? - Yeah. 59 00:05:41,868 --> 00:05:43,411 Feel this. 60 00:05:44,287 --> 00:05:46,247 What is that? 61 00:05:46,331 --> 00:05:48,875 - Lumbar support. - That is good. 62 00:05:48,958 --> 00:05:53,171 - It's made especially for your spine. - I like it. 63 00:05:53,213 --> 00:05:56,132 Comes with the office. And the promotion. 64 00:05:56,216 --> 00:05:59,427 - Right. - Thinking of buying a swimming pool? 65 00:05:59,511 --> 00:06:01,221 - What, are you kidding? - I am. 66 00:06:01,304 --> 00:06:04,224 - Thinking bean-shaped. 67 00:06:04,307 --> 00:06:07,727 Expensive. Bean-shaped? 68 00:06:10,396 --> 00:06:12,857 Take a look at my performance chart. 69 00:06:12,941 --> 00:06:16,736 Look at your focus. It's way up there. It's in the yellow. 70 00:06:16,778 --> 00:06:20,865 I'm telling you, you get your focus even into the orange, just the orange... 71 00:06:20,907 --> 00:06:23,201 I guarantee you can have a chair like that. 72 00:06:23,243 --> 00:06:25,120 - Really? - And an office like this. 73 00:06:25,203 --> 00:06:27,747 And a piano-shaped pool if that's what you want. 74 00:06:27,831 --> 00:06:30,625 It's all there for you. All you got to do is focus. 75 00:06:30,708 --> 00:06:32,335 Just work a little bit harder. 76 00:06:32,419 --> 00:06:36,256 You can get bumped up to sandpaper with me and the world opens up. 77 00:06:36,297 --> 00:06:39,509 You know what, man? You could really sack out in this thing. 78 00:06:39,592 --> 00:06:42,971 I'm telling you, your numbers aren't that bad. It's just focus. 79 00:06:43,054 --> 00:06:47,392 If you put together everything else, you got a really strong thing going on... 80 00:06:49,978 --> 00:06:52,564 Nick. Nick! 81 00:06:54,190 --> 00:06:56,860 - I got to get back to work. - Yeah. 82 00:06:56,943 --> 00:06:58,778 - Good talk. - Yeah, good talk. 83 00:07:00,238 --> 00:07:02,073 - Remember what I said. - Focus. 84 00:07:02,115 --> 00:07:04,451 - Just get into orange. - That's all I need. 85 00:07:04,534 --> 00:07:06,953 Don't even worry about yellow, just orange. 86 00:07:13,543 --> 00:07:16,463 Do you ever just watch your hand? 87 00:07:16,504 --> 00:07:17,922 No. 88 00:07:17,964 --> 00:07:20,175 I was just looking at my hand today. 89 00:07:21,092 --> 00:07:24,012 It was like a separate thing. 90 00:07:24,095 --> 00:07:25,346 It was... 91 00:07:26,806 --> 00:07:29,142 picking up papers. 92 00:07:29,225 --> 00:07:33,396 It tapped on my desk. It sat in my lap. 93 00:07:34,522 --> 00:07:35,982 - It's like... - Sorry. 94 00:07:36,024 --> 00:07:38,318 It's like a... 95 00:07:38,401 --> 00:07:40,070 It's like a sidekick. 96 00:07:40,153 --> 00:07:43,323 My little ugly sidekick. It was very odd. 97 00:08:01,424 --> 00:08:03,510 Eww. 98 00:08:03,593 --> 00:08:05,762 - Oh, oh! - What? 99 00:08:05,845 --> 00:08:08,431 - Oh! - What?! 100 00:08:08,515 --> 00:08:10,016 How about this? 101 00:08:10,100 --> 00:08:14,145 A spray can, see? And you spray it on dog poo... 102 00:08:14,187 --> 00:08:17,023 and the poo disappears. 103 00:08:17,107 --> 00:08:18,983 - Disappears? - Yes! 104 00:08:19,025 --> 00:08:21,027 Where does it go? 105 00:08:21,069 --> 00:08:23,071 Who knows? But the thing is... 106 00:08:23,154 --> 00:08:26,157 you come up with something that gets rid of dog turds, 107 00:08:26,199 --> 00:08:29,536 you are home free, my friend. Home free. 108 00:08:45,427 --> 00:08:46,761 What? 109 00:08:46,845 --> 00:08:48,263 Nothing. 110 00:08:49,889 --> 00:08:52,016 Liposuction. 111 00:08:54,853 --> 00:08:57,147 You mean, where they suck the fat out? 112 00:08:57,230 --> 00:08:59,315 There's a thing about it in here. 113 00:08:59,399 --> 00:09:02,026 You're fine. You don't need to get fat sucked out. 114 00:09:02,068 --> 00:09:05,405 - If we had a little extra money... - We don't have extra money. 115 00:09:05,447 --> 00:09:07,782 - We have a little. - Not to get fat sucked out. 116 00:09:11,536 --> 00:09:12,537 Hello? 117 00:09:12,579 --> 00:09:16,124 - Timmy. Timmy, check this out. - What? 118 00:09:16,207 --> 00:09:19,085 You know that invention of mine that makes turds disappear? 119 00:09:20,378 --> 00:09:22,172 I got a name for it. 120 00:09:22,255 --> 00:09:24,299 Vapoorize. 121 00:09:24,382 --> 00:09:28,762 Just like vaporize only you add an "o" so you got "poo" right in the middle. 122 00:09:28,845 --> 00:09:30,221 Yeah, I get it. 123 00:09:30,263 --> 00:09:33,600 Do you see how perfect it is? Maybe even underline the poo. 124 00:09:33,641 --> 00:09:35,268 Va-poo-rize. 125 00:09:35,351 --> 00:09:37,270 - All right. - Vapoorize. 126 00:09:37,312 --> 00:09:38,938 Goodbye. 127 00:09:39,022 --> 00:09:40,774 - Nick? - Mmm-hmm. 128 00:09:40,857 --> 00:09:43,193 - What did he want? - Nothing. 129 00:09:44,194 --> 00:09:46,446 Vapoorize. 130 00:09:48,782 --> 00:09:52,118 Next up, ladies and gentlemen, Nathan Vanderpark. 131 00:09:52,202 --> 00:09:55,789 - Go ahead, Nathan. - All right. 132 00:09:55,872 --> 00:09:59,167 - Here we go, Nathan. Here we go. 133 00:10:01,127 --> 00:10:02,962 - Almost. - All right. 134 00:10:03,463 --> 00:10:05,965 - Nice try. - All right, Nathan, let's... 135 00:10:06,007 --> 00:10:08,384 Close one. 136 00:10:08,468 --> 00:10:11,429 Oh! Come... all right. 137 00:10:11,471 --> 00:10:13,139 That's enough. Hey! 138 00:10:13,223 --> 00:10:15,016 Almost. 139 00:10:15,100 --> 00:10:18,228 - We'll get them next time, no problem. - Good job. 140 00:10:18,311 --> 00:10:20,355 You know Dimitriov in research? 141 00:10:21,439 --> 00:10:22,732 - Dimitriov? - Yeah. 142 00:10:22,816 --> 00:10:27,195 - Kind of big beard? Kind of strange? - No. 143 00:10:27,278 --> 00:10:29,739 - I told him about my invention. - What invention? 144 00:10:29,823 --> 00:10:31,199 Vapoorize! 145 00:10:31,282 --> 00:10:33,410 Nick, you got a cute name, that's it. 146 00:10:33,493 --> 00:10:36,830 It's not an invention. It's an idea. It's nothing. 147 00:10:36,913 --> 00:10:39,916 Not according to Dimitriov. He thinks I'm really on to something. 148 00:10:57,100 --> 00:10:58,977 - Bravo! - Good stuff. 149 00:10:59,018 --> 00:11:01,187 - Good job. - Good stuff. 150 00:11:01,271 --> 00:11:05,191 You know what? I love this tent. There's not one bug. 151 00:11:05,233 --> 00:11:06,568 Guess what? 152 00:11:06,651 --> 00:11:09,279 I went over to Dimitriov's a couple nights ago. 153 00:11:09,362 --> 00:11:11,322 We ran some experiments in his sink. 154 00:11:11,406 --> 00:11:14,159 - He's having a ball with this thing. - What thing? 155 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:16,202 You didn't tell Debbie about my invention? 156 00:11:16,286 --> 00:11:19,247 No, sorry, I didn't. Go ahead. This is great. 157 00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:22,000 Check it out. It's a spray can, okay? 158 00:11:22,041 --> 00:11:24,002 And you spray it on dog poo... 159 00:11:24,043 --> 00:11:26,838 and the poo disappears. 160 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:31,342 That is an awesome invention. I mean, we could sure use it. 161 00:11:31,384 --> 00:11:35,388 It's not an invention. It's nothing. I mean, how does it work? 162 00:11:35,472 --> 00:11:38,975 It's a spray can and you spray it on. 163 00:11:39,058 --> 00:11:41,227 - Exactly. - Right? 164 00:11:41,311 --> 00:11:43,438 Yeah, I know. But what makes it disappear? 165 00:11:43,521 --> 00:11:45,231 Things don't just disappear. 166 00:11:45,273 --> 00:11:48,026 I don't know, honey. How does anything work? 167 00:11:48,068 --> 00:11:51,362 How does electricity work? I think it's a great idea. 168 00:11:51,404 --> 00:11:53,990 So do l. I think it's really exciting. 169 00:11:54,074 --> 00:11:56,076 - You're nuts. 170 00:11:56,159 --> 00:11:57,577 Dessert, everybody? 171 00:11:57,660 --> 00:12:00,038 - I'm nuts. I'm crazy. - You're crazy! 172 00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:03,166 Hey, I have an invention. Honey, I have an invention. 173 00:12:03,249 --> 00:12:07,128 It's this button you press and you sprout wings and you can fly. 174 00:12:07,212 --> 00:12:10,757 You can fly into outer space, to the moon, to Jupiter if you like. 175 00:12:18,181 --> 00:12:20,225 He's doing so well. 176 00:12:20,266 --> 00:12:22,435 He's not doing anything. 177 00:12:22,519 --> 00:12:25,980 - Does he have any lines? - No, honey, he's a tree. 178 00:12:26,773 --> 00:12:29,317 Three months of rehearsal. 179 00:12:31,444 --> 00:12:35,573 Dimitriov wants to know if I want to take it to the next level. 180 00:12:35,615 --> 00:12:38,743 Four thousand bucks. You want to go in with me, 50/50? 181 00:12:38,827 --> 00:12:42,497 I pray to God you're kidding. 182 00:12:42,580 --> 00:12:44,290 - Your invention? - Yeah. 183 00:12:44,374 --> 00:12:48,461 We've been working with dry ice. We've got something amazing. 184 00:12:48,545 --> 00:12:49,796 Nick, forget it. 185 00:12:49,879 --> 00:12:54,467 No, wait a minute. $2,000. We have that in our savings. 186 00:12:54,551 --> 00:12:55,760 Who knows? 187 00:12:55,802 --> 00:12:58,972 Shit doesn't just disappear. 188 00:12:59,055 --> 00:13:00,765 It has to go somewhere. 189 00:13:00,807 --> 00:13:05,770 And it's not an invention, it's an idea. It's a pie in the sky idea. 190 00:13:05,854 --> 00:13:08,064 And I'll tell you, as your best friend... 191 00:13:08,148 --> 00:13:11,568 I think you should just pull out right now. 192 00:13:11,651 --> 00:13:14,446 Don't waste your money. You're gonna regret it. 193 00:13:14,487 --> 00:13:15,947 "It's pie in the sky." 194 00:13:18,366 --> 00:13:22,036 Where are the kids? What's happening? 195 00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:23,997 Honey? 196 00:13:27,167 --> 00:13:29,669 I have champagne glasses, too. 197 00:13:29,753 --> 00:13:31,212 All right! 198 00:13:31,296 --> 00:13:32,756 What's happening? 199 00:13:32,839 --> 00:13:36,593 Okay, let me get it for you. I'll do everything. 200 00:13:36,676 --> 00:13:40,638 You just stay there and just relax and get ready for the big stuff. 201 00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:43,641 - We got it. 202 00:13:43,683 --> 00:13:45,059 - Exciting. - Watch this. 203 00:13:45,143 --> 00:13:48,855 I'm so glad you guys are here! This is Dimitriov. 204 00:13:48,938 --> 00:13:51,691 - Meet our best friends in the universe. - How do you do? 205 00:13:51,733 --> 00:13:54,527 Give Tim the flash, Big D. 206 00:13:54,569 --> 00:13:56,321 Okay. Here, take it. 207 00:13:56,362 --> 00:13:57,530 Goggles. 208 00:13:59,199 --> 00:14:01,159 Shine it right on her, buddy boy. 209 00:14:01,201 --> 00:14:02,827 "Her"? 210 00:14:22,639 --> 00:14:26,184 - You told me it would work and it did! - Did you see that?! 211 00:14:26,267 --> 00:14:29,395 It works. It works like a charm. 212 00:14:35,276 --> 00:14:36,903 Did you guys see that? 213 00:14:36,986 --> 00:14:40,031 Get a camera. There's nothing to shoot! 214 00:14:40,115 --> 00:14:44,953 Spray some on my butt because I shat my pants. Yeah! 215 00:14:45,036 --> 00:14:48,832 We are going to be so rich, Dimitriov! 216 00:14:48,915 --> 00:14:51,042 Vapoorize! 217 00:14:55,088 --> 00:14:57,257 God, we are going to be so rich! 218 00:15:02,303 --> 00:15:04,722 No matter what kind of dog you have, let's face it, 219 00:15:04,764 --> 00:15:06,641 they all gotta do their "business." 220 00:15:06,724 --> 00:15:08,560 Vapoorize! 221 00:15:08,601 --> 00:15:09,936 That's right! 222 00:15:10,019 --> 00:15:12,772 One spray: Problem solved. 223 00:15:12,814 --> 00:15:14,566 Is this some kind of video trick? 224 00:15:14,607 --> 00:15:15,942 No. 225 00:15:15,984 --> 00:15:18,903 It's the miracle spray. One spray and doggy doo disappears. 226 00:15:18,945 --> 00:15:21,948 No fuss, no muss, no tools, no robot arm... 227 00:15:22,031 --> 00:15:24,200 "How do I work it? I don't know!" 228 00:15:24,284 --> 00:15:26,286 - Too good to be true? - No! 229 00:15:26,369 --> 00:15:28,621 Because life is tough enough. 230 00:15:28,663 --> 00:15:30,331 Now at stores everywhere. 231 00:15:30,331 --> 00:15:30,623 Now at stores everywhere. 232 00:16:16,628 --> 00:16:19,172 Now's a good time to break the big news. 233 00:16:21,216 --> 00:16:26,179 I have decided to run for Congress. 234 00:16:26,262 --> 00:16:27,680 Congress. 235 00:16:29,224 --> 00:16:31,017 No, I'm serious. 236 00:16:31,101 --> 00:16:35,563 Yeah. I mean, not the big Congress, of course, the little one. 237 00:16:35,647 --> 00:16:38,525 - "The little one." - "The little one?" 238 00:16:38,608 --> 00:16:42,445 Yeah. Actually, it might be the state senate. I can't remember. 239 00:16:42,529 --> 00:16:44,989 Anyway, I'm super excited... 240 00:16:45,031 --> 00:16:47,659 because we are so lucky... 241 00:16:47,742 --> 00:16:51,079 and we have so, so, so much. 242 00:16:51,162 --> 00:16:53,665 And I feel like we should give something back. 243 00:16:53,706 --> 00:16:56,584 So, I've decided I'm going to run for Congress 244 00:16:56,668 --> 00:16:58,962 or state senate or whatever. 245 00:16:59,045 --> 00:17:03,049 And my main platform... 246 00:17:03,133 --> 00:17:05,176 is going to be... 247 00:17:06,719 --> 00:17:08,430 the environment. 248 00:17:11,182 --> 00:17:12,851 State senate. 249 00:17:12,934 --> 00:17:15,728 Environment, like the whole environment? 250 00:17:15,770 --> 00:17:20,483 Yeah. I believe in all environments and I'm going to say it. 251 00:17:21,735 --> 00:17:24,738 And now for dessert. 252 00:17:24,821 --> 00:17:26,865 Flan! 253 00:17:26,948 --> 00:17:29,576 - Flan! Oh, boy! - Whoo! 254 00:17:29,659 --> 00:17:33,705 - Come on, kids, flan time! - Get down here, the flan's here! 255 00:17:33,788 --> 00:17:35,790 Flan, kids! Flan! 256 00:17:35,874 --> 00:17:37,459 I love flan. Do you? 257 00:17:37,542 --> 00:17:38,793 What is flan? 258 00:17:38,877 --> 00:17:40,962 My God, you're in for such a treat. 259 00:17:41,045 --> 00:17:44,090 - You don't know flan? - Eat your flan, buddy. Kids, flan! 260 00:17:44,174 --> 00:17:47,427 - Guys, flan's on the table! - Flan! 261 00:17:47,469 --> 00:17:48,762 Flan! Flan! 262 00:17:48,803 --> 00:17:52,390 Flan! Yay, flan! Flan! 263 00:17:52,474 --> 00:17:54,267 What's flan? 264 00:17:54,350 --> 00:17:57,145 "Jasper and Amos shine the flashlight into the hole. 265 00:17:57,228 --> 00:18:01,733 "Staring up at them, tied and gagged, was Louie the Grouch." 266 00:18:01,816 --> 00:18:04,277 It's getting exciting, isn't it? 267 00:18:04,319 --> 00:18:07,405 Boy, that flan was good. 268 00:18:07,447 --> 00:18:09,032 I wish we had flan. 269 00:18:17,123 --> 00:18:18,166 Dad? 270 00:18:18,249 --> 00:18:19,918 Yeah? 271 00:18:19,959 --> 00:18:22,337 Why are we getting the little, itty-bitty pool? 272 00:18:22,420 --> 00:18:23,880 It's not a little itty-bitty. 273 00:18:23,963 --> 00:18:27,842 The square one's little itty-bitty. We're getting the bean-shaped model. 274 00:18:27,926 --> 00:18:29,761 A little itty-bitty bean. 275 00:18:29,803 --> 00:18:34,015 It's not a little, itty-bitty bean. It's an average-sized bean, Mikey. 276 00:18:34,099 --> 00:18:35,558 And I got news for you. 277 00:18:35,642 --> 00:18:39,687 There are kids in the world who'd walk 50 miles through quicksand 278 00:18:39,771 --> 00:18:42,440 just to stick a toe in your pool. 279 00:18:42,482 --> 00:18:45,318 And I got news for you about beans too. 280 00:18:45,360 --> 00:18:49,280 Some kids'd eat beans because they've had nothing to eat their whole life, 281 00:18:49,322 --> 00:18:51,324 but leaves and bark and roots. 282 00:18:51,408 --> 00:18:55,453 And I guarantee you, none of them has ever heard of your big, show-off flan, 283 00:18:55,537 --> 00:19:00,542 or flan or whatever you want to call it that you got to have every night. 284 00:19:05,463 --> 00:19:09,175 Two thousand dollars. That's all it would've taken. 285 00:19:09,259 --> 00:19:12,595 - It's okay, honey. - Dad's just having a meltdown. 286 00:19:12,679 --> 00:19:14,931 Good night. Sleep tight. 287 00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:15,682 - I don't like English muffins. - Eat your cereal. 288 00:19:15,682 --> 00:19:18,017 - I don't like English muffins. - Eat your cereal. 289 00:19:18,101 --> 00:19:20,645 - Try different breakfast foods. - I like pancakes. 290 00:19:20,728 --> 00:19:23,523 - Tomorrow we'll have pancakes. - Fine. 291 00:19:28,820 --> 00:19:30,822 I don't want any more cereal. 292 00:19:30,864 --> 00:19:33,950 Eat up, otherwise you don't get to play with Corky, okay? 293 00:19:39,789 --> 00:19:41,499 - What? - Nothing. 294 00:19:42,333 --> 00:19:44,210 Why are you always asking "what"? 295 00:19:44,252 --> 00:19:46,588 - I'm not always asking "what." - Yes, you are. 296 00:19:46,671 --> 00:19:48,214 It's true, Dad, you are. 297 00:19:48,298 --> 00:19:50,759 Well, because I know there's something. 298 00:19:50,842 --> 00:19:55,263 - And you know exactly what it is. - Then why do you always say "nothing"? 299 00:19:55,346 --> 00:19:57,724 - Corky! - Hold Lula's hand, honey. 300 00:20:00,935 --> 00:20:03,229 - Corky! 301 00:20:03,354 --> 00:20:04,898 So beautiful. 302 00:20:04,981 --> 00:20:07,400 Such a great horse, Corky. 303 00:20:07,442 --> 00:20:09,527 Who's a good boy? 304 00:20:09,611 --> 00:20:13,698 Corky's a sweet and gentle horse and me and the kids love him. 305 00:20:13,782 --> 00:20:16,868 Corky happens to shit the size of a breadbasket 306 00:20:16,910 --> 00:20:19,954 in our yard every day when he comes to visit. 307 00:21:00,370 --> 00:21:02,455 What are you doing? 308 00:21:02,539 --> 00:21:05,125 Nothing. Nothing at all. 309 00:21:05,208 --> 00:21:11,005 I'm just throwing away some more completely useless inventions. 310 00:21:12,715 --> 00:21:15,593 For chrissakes, Debbie, light? Light?! Come on! 311 00:21:15,635 --> 00:21:17,971 Come on! This was shit. 312 00:21:18,012 --> 00:21:21,975 You think Edison would've looked up from his workbench at some shit spray? 313 00:21:22,016 --> 00:21:23,977 Yes. Yes, I do. 314 00:21:24,018 --> 00:21:27,439 Because, you see, a good invention is a good invention! 315 00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:30,358 I got news for you, sister. Edison ain't looking up. 316 00:21:30,442 --> 00:21:33,778 Sister. Sister?! 317 00:21:33,820 --> 00:21:35,196 I'm calling you sister. 318 00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:37,866 You should be so lucky to be my sister. 319 00:21:37,949 --> 00:21:39,784 She knows what she's talking about. 320 00:21:39,826 --> 00:21:41,661 Windtalker, or whatever her name is. 321 00:21:41,745 --> 00:21:46,249 - Do not call her that. It's Windsong. - Windsong. My mistake. Windsong. 322 00:21:46,332 --> 00:21:46,750 Knockety, knockety. A-knock, knock, knock. 323 00:21:46,750 --> 00:21:49,169 Knockety, knockety. A-knock, knock, knock. 324 00:21:49,252 --> 00:21:52,297 How's everybody doing? 325 00:21:56,718 --> 00:21:58,470 What a day, right? 326 00:21:58,511 --> 00:22:01,306 My God! Can you believe the coffee that makes? 327 00:22:01,347 --> 00:22:04,100 I knew you'd love it. Let's go, tiger. 328 00:22:07,645 --> 00:22:10,857 Look who's here, will you please? 329 00:22:11,566 --> 00:22:13,818 Look who's here. It's okay, poopie. 330 00:22:13,860 --> 00:22:16,988 Have you been stealing apples again, you little rascal? 331 00:22:17,072 --> 00:22:20,492 Listen, and I want you to be honest, has Corky become a nuisance? 332 00:22:20,533 --> 00:22:21,868 - No. - Not one bit. 333 00:22:21,951 --> 00:22:24,162 Natalie says, "Keep the corral closed." 334 00:22:24,204 --> 00:22:27,540 But Corky's so crazy about your apples, I don't know what to do. 335 00:22:27,624 --> 00:22:29,959 No more apples for you. No more apples... 336 00:22:30,043 --> 00:22:34,005 I can't stop him. He loves your apples. Are you sure he's not a problem? 337 00:22:34,047 --> 00:22:36,382 - Positive. - You guys are so fantastic. 338 00:22:36,424 --> 00:22:39,302 Well, my buddy boy, let's go shoot us some golf. 339 00:22:39,302 --> 00:22:39,719 Well, my buddy boy, let's go shoot us some golf. 340 00:22:55,443 --> 00:22:57,821 I got something for you. I'll be right back. 341 00:22:57,904 --> 00:23:00,490 - Nick, no. Please. - Yes. You'll love it. 342 00:23:00,573 --> 00:23:02,909 You don't have to get me anything else. 343 00:23:10,959 --> 00:23:12,377 When I hit it big, 344 00:23:12,419 --> 00:23:16,005 everyone said I should buy a house in Beverly Hills, Bel Air or Malibu. 345 00:23:16,089 --> 00:23:18,883 "Why you spending money on a mansion in the Valley?" 346 00:23:18,925 --> 00:23:23,054 But I love my neighborhood, and being across the street from my best friend. 347 00:23:23,138 --> 00:23:26,099 Do you see how it moves in the wind? That's what I love. 348 00:23:27,767 --> 00:23:31,396 It flaps different than cheaper fabric. Do you notice that? 349 00:23:32,564 --> 00:23:34,774 - Yeah. - And it makes you feel better. 350 00:23:34,858 --> 00:23:39,738 Nice fabric makes you feel better! It's mind-blowing, isn't it? 351 00:23:39,779 --> 00:23:42,115 Nick, you buy us too much. 352 00:23:42,198 --> 00:23:46,619 Too much?! You're my best friend. Nice things make life nicer. 353 00:23:48,538 --> 00:23:51,958 All right, let's take another look at that follow-through. 354 00:23:53,460 --> 00:23:55,920 I want the head down. 355 00:23:59,257 --> 00:24:00,633 That is nice, Nicky. 356 00:24:00,717 --> 00:24:02,761 - Right? - Very nice. 357 00:24:02,802 --> 00:24:05,513 God Almighty, Mr. Dingman. 358 00:24:05,597 --> 00:24:08,266 Nick? Can I talk to you for a second? 359 00:24:10,977 --> 00:24:12,520 Just take a second. 360 00:24:14,647 --> 00:24:17,150 Can't it just be us? You and me playing golf? 361 00:24:17,233 --> 00:24:19,277 It's just, this is costing a fortune. 362 00:24:19,319 --> 00:24:22,030 Cut it out with this money thing. It means nothing to me. 363 00:24:22,113 --> 00:24:23,364 Let's just enjoy it. 364 00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:27,118 Why can't you come with us? 365 00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:28,995 Because Daddy has to go to work. 366 00:24:29,079 --> 00:24:31,498 You'll have a great time at Aunt Nancy's. 367 00:24:31,581 --> 00:24:34,459 Aunt Windsong, and you know that. 368 00:24:35,293 --> 00:24:37,378 It's Aunt Windsong now. 369 00:24:42,300 --> 00:24:46,137 Honey, you don't have to do this. Really. Why do this? 370 00:24:46,179 --> 00:24:50,100 Because I have to do this. We have to do this. 371 00:24:50,183 --> 00:24:52,143 Something has to change. 372 00:24:52,185 --> 00:24:55,188 I can't look at you, I can't look across the street. 373 00:24:55,271 --> 00:24:57,524 I'm running out of places to look. 374 00:24:58,858 --> 00:25:01,361 The pool people come tomorrow. 375 00:25:14,624 --> 00:25:17,544 Just wait and see this, Dad. 376 00:25:20,713 --> 00:25:22,674 Whoa! You the man. 377 00:25:22,757 --> 00:25:24,551 - You're the man. - Yeah! 378 00:25:58,835 --> 00:26:00,920 Hey, Timmy, check this out! 379 00:26:01,004 --> 00:26:02,422 Yeah! 380 00:26:02,464 --> 00:26:04,883 Yah! Yah! 381 00:26:09,345 --> 00:26:11,014 Yah! 382 00:26:15,310 --> 00:26:17,437 Mr. Dingman! 383 00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:20,315 Mr. Parmenter wants to see you! Section 1 1! 384 00:26:21,441 --> 00:26:24,402 You wanted to see me? 385 00:26:24,444 --> 00:26:26,529 You all right? 386 00:26:26,613 --> 00:26:27,655 What? 387 00:26:27,739 --> 00:26:30,033 You seem distracted! 388 00:26:30,950 --> 00:26:32,285 - What? - Come on! 389 00:26:32,368 --> 00:26:35,413 Your performance chart's pretty good until here. 390 00:26:35,497 --> 00:26:38,833 And then your focus nosedives into the red. 391 00:26:38,917 --> 00:26:40,668 You see? 392 00:26:40,752 --> 00:26:45,006 Now, is there anything that happened around here... 393 00:26:46,508 --> 00:26:49,177 you might like to talk about? 394 00:26:49,260 --> 00:26:50,386 No. 395 00:26:50,470 --> 00:26:52,597 - You sure? - Yeah. No. 396 00:26:53,807 --> 00:26:55,433 Any reason? 397 00:26:55,517 --> 00:26:57,477 Reason? No, I can't think of... 398 00:26:57,519 --> 00:27:01,189 Any reason at all? 399 00:27:01,272 --> 00:27:06,277 No. No reason. No. I mean, nothing I can think of. 400 00:27:06,361 --> 00:27:08,238 I mean... 401 00:27:08,321 --> 00:27:12,450 you know, other than every day I get into my little shit-box car 402 00:27:12,534 --> 00:27:16,121 and there he is, with the wind in his hair... 403 00:27:16,204 --> 00:27:18,665 on his great big shiny horse. 404 00:27:18,748 --> 00:27:23,294 And I drive off to do what? To make sandpaper. 405 00:27:24,212 --> 00:27:27,382 To make paper with sand on it. 406 00:27:29,592 --> 00:27:33,555 I'd love to see you try to turn your weasely little mouth into a fake smile, 407 00:27:33,638 --> 00:27:35,557 day after day after day... 408 00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:38,518 while waving toodly-fucking-do to your best friend, 409 00:27:38,601 --> 00:27:42,230 who's rearing up on a big white horse like he's the Lone Ranger. 410 00:27:42,313 --> 00:27:44,816 Then I'd like to see your performance chart, 411 00:27:44,858 --> 00:27:47,694 you beady-eyed little shrimp-boat bastard! 412 00:27:49,863 --> 00:27:51,990 Is that a reason? 413 00:27:55,702 --> 00:27:59,038 I mean, is that a reason? 414 00:28:19,559 --> 00:28:21,227 Hi. 415 00:28:21,770 --> 00:28:26,608 I don't really drink, but my family just left me 416 00:28:26,691 --> 00:28:29,819 and I got fired and I want a drink. 417 00:28:29,903 --> 00:28:35,241 So, if you could just give me whatever you'd have if you wanted to drink. 418 00:28:36,576 --> 00:28:37,952 Please. 419 00:28:43,291 --> 00:28:44,751 Harsh. 420 00:28:47,754 --> 00:28:49,422 Abandoned. 421 00:28:49,756 --> 00:28:51,841 Fired. 422 00:28:53,927 --> 00:28:56,262 It's harsh, man. 423 00:28:59,432 --> 00:29:03,103 Know what the best job I ever got fired from was? 424 00:29:06,606 --> 00:29:08,942 Pretzel kiosk. 425 00:29:08,983 --> 00:29:12,862 Afternoon shift. Just loved it, don't know why, just did. 426 00:29:12,946 --> 00:29:15,281 Could be the apron, who the hell knows? 427 00:29:15,365 --> 00:29:18,493 Or maybe the feeling of power you get when there's a crowd. 428 00:29:18,576 --> 00:29:21,121 One hand rolls dough, ties those babies off. 429 00:29:21,204 --> 00:29:26,459 The other hand maybe works the soda, refills the mustard. It's quite a thing. 430 00:29:26,543 --> 00:29:28,086 I'll tell you a secret. 431 00:29:28,169 --> 00:29:31,506 If a pretzel is a quality pretzel, you don't need salt. 432 00:29:31,589 --> 00:29:33,258 It's just a fact. 433 00:29:40,014 --> 00:29:41,433 How come? 434 00:29:42,225 --> 00:29:45,353 Your family up and blew out of town on you? 435 00:29:46,813 --> 00:29:50,066 Thank you, but I don't really feel like talking about it right now. 436 00:29:50,150 --> 00:29:52,777 - Thank you. - Okay. 437 00:29:52,819 --> 00:29:55,572 So, how come you got canned? 438 00:29:57,240 --> 00:29:59,909 It's a whole different topic. 439 00:30:01,077 --> 00:30:02,996 I just blew up. 440 00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:07,500 Good for you, man. Good for you. Good for you. 441 00:30:08,334 --> 00:30:11,171 - Who at? - I blew up at my boss. 442 00:30:11,212 --> 00:30:13,923 Right on, brother. I hear you. 443 00:30:14,007 --> 00:30:16,426 Man, I hear you! 444 00:30:16,509 --> 00:30:19,679 What'd you go and blow up at your boss for? 445 00:30:20,346 --> 00:30:25,310 You know, it's like a long, complicated story. 446 00:30:25,351 --> 00:30:29,522 Well, that is sensational. I'm the J-Man, by the way. 447 00:30:30,815 --> 00:30:32,317 - Tim. - Tim. 448 00:30:32,358 --> 00:30:34,027 Ike. 449 00:30:34,110 --> 00:30:36,029 Another round, please. 450 00:30:36,071 --> 00:30:39,324 Something fruity for me and my friend, Tim. 451 00:30:39,365 --> 00:30:41,326 On the J-Man. 452 00:30:42,410 --> 00:30:44,370 Okay, Tim... 453 00:30:44,871 --> 00:30:48,708 just let it tumble out like circus freaks, man. 454 00:30:48,750 --> 00:30:50,460 I'm here for you. 455 00:30:50,543 --> 00:30:53,254 The J-Man is zeroed in, okay? 456 00:30:54,130 --> 00:30:55,673 Go. 457 00:30:57,550 --> 00:30:59,636 Go. 458 00:30:59,719 --> 00:31:03,515 Well, I have this friend. He's my best friend. 459 00:31:03,556 --> 00:31:06,267 I love the guy. I mean, it's like we're, you know... 460 00:31:06,351 --> 00:31:09,354 Our families do everything together. 461 00:31:09,395 --> 00:31:12,565 - Used to go to work together every day. - Keep it coming. 462 00:31:12,649 --> 00:31:15,110 And he'd have these stupid... 463 00:31:15,193 --> 00:31:17,570 He'd have these stupid ideas. 464 00:31:17,612 --> 00:31:19,697 Open your heart. Open your heart. 465 00:31:19,781 --> 00:31:22,033 Where does it come from? 466 00:31:22,075 --> 00:31:23,701 Shit. 467 00:31:23,743 --> 00:31:25,370 It's all from shit. 468 00:31:25,453 --> 00:31:28,415 You know who you are? You're like that guy... 469 00:31:28,498 --> 00:31:30,750 Che, Che something. 470 00:31:30,834 --> 00:31:35,004 - "Che something"? - Up with the people. People power. 471 00:31:35,088 --> 00:31:38,174 Or the kid that stole a chicken with the golden eggs. 472 00:31:38,258 --> 00:31:39,884 What a fantastic chicken. 473 00:31:39,926 --> 00:31:43,096 Who's for the giant? Nobody. You hear what I'm saying. 474 00:31:43,179 --> 00:31:44,722 You're the hero. 475 00:31:44,806 --> 00:31:47,100 Forget Che! You're like Robin Hood. 476 00:31:47,183 --> 00:31:49,477 - Robin Hood? Really? - Listen to me. 477 00:31:49,561 --> 00:31:53,148 Listen to me. Life's unfair. It's a raw deal planet, Jack. 478 00:31:53,231 --> 00:31:55,900 You, my little dumbbell friend, are Mr. Everyman 479 00:31:55,942 --> 00:32:00,071 and you don't even know it, which makes you like the grand turbo Mr. Everyman. 480 00:32:00,155 --> 00:32:01,531 Honestly? 481 00:32:01,614 --> 00:32:02,907 Come on. 482 00:32:02,949 --> 00:32:06,077 You're like a great big dimwit. You know that. Fantastic. 483 00:32:06,161 --> 00:32:07,662 Everyman Dimwit. 484 00:32:07,746 --> 00:32:11,416 That stinking family across the street. Who wouldn't feel like you? 485 00:32:14,085 --> 00:32:17,130 I like you. I'm glad I came in here. 486 00:32:17,213 --> 00:32:18,631 You know that? 487 00:32:18,673 --> 00:32:22,302 Ringlets! Give me a break. Let me tell you a little story. 488 00:32:22,385 --> 00:32:23,928 When I was maybe 1 0, 489 00:32:24,012 --> 00:32:28,558 there was this kid across the street, Ernie "Nice Kid." 490 00:32:28,641 --> 00:32:32,771 Ernie had everything. Only kid around with a BB gun, okay? 491 00:32:32,812 --> 00:32:35,857 So one night I see the whole family drive off. 492 00:32:35,940 --> 00:32:40,195 What'd I do? I sneak across the street and find the BB gun. 493 00:32:40,278 --> 00:32:44,741 I squeeze off maybe five, ten pot shots at the windows... 494 00:32:44,824 --> 00:32:46,659 Hello. In my house. 495 00:32:46,701 --> 00:32:49,954 - In your house? - Yes, you got... 496 00:32:49,996 --> 00:32:51,831 You squoze off to your house? 497 00:32:51,873 --> 00:32:54,334 You got it. Next morning my old man gets up, 498 00:32:54,417 --> 00:32:58,129 sees all these little BB holes in our windows. 499 00:32:58,171 --> 00:33:01,466 He marches across the street, bangs on the door and Tim, 500 00:33:01,508 --> 00:33:03,426 my little bozo friend, 501 00:33:03,510 --> 00:33:07,847 things changed big time over there in Ernieville. 502 00:33:12,519 --> 00:33:15,355 That's what you got to do! 503 00:33:15,438 --> 00:33:17,482 - What? - Shake things up. 504 00:33:17,524 --> 00:33:19,567 Over there, man. Shake them up. 505 00:33:19,651 --> 00:33:24,364 Make them think of something besides the temperature in that candy-ass pool. 506 00:33:26,741 --> 00:33:30,203 - Shit, what time is it? - What kind of question is that? 507 00:33:31,162 --> 00:33:34,124 I got to get back! They can't build the pool! 508 00:33:34,958 --> 00:33:37,335 Ike, cab... 509 00:33:37,377 --> 00:33:39,504 on the J-Man. 510 00:33:39,546 --> 00:33:43,216 - Come on! 511 00:33:50,014 --> 00:33:51,015 Excuse me! 512 00:33:54,644 --> 00:33:56,062 Sir! Sir! 513 00:33:56,104 --> 00:33:57,689 You have to stop, please. 514 00:33:57,730 --> 00:33:59,441 Here they come! 515 00:33:59,524 --> 00:34:01,401 - Whoo! - Hi, Mom! 516 00:34:01,484 --> 00:34:03,695 Digging, no. We can't pay for the pool. 517 00:34:03,737 --> 00:34:06,239 We don't... we can't pay for the pool. 518 00:34:06,281 --> 00:34:08,700 No, no. Stop! Sir! No mas! 519 00:34:08,742 --> 00:34:11,703 - Sir, I'll talk to the office. 520 00:34:12,203 --> 00:34:14,038 Good afternoon, Mr. Tim. 521 00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:18,460 - Hi. - You look really, really wonderful. 522 00:34:18,543 --> 00:34:22,213 And here is something from your great friends across the street 523 00:34:22,255 --> 00:34:24,924 while your wonderful family is away. 524 00:34:33,767 --> 00:34:37,479 "Thought you might enjoy a taste from our newly acquired vineyard." 525 00:35:01,002 --> 00:35:05,882 You got to shake things up. Over there, man. Shake them up. 526 00:35:13,098 --> 00:35:15,183 Carousel of dreams. 527 00:35:17,310 --> 00:35:19,479 Casa Corky. 528 00:35:20,522 --> 00:35:22,273 Casa Corky. 529 00:35:25,693 --> 00:35:27,487 Incredible. 530 00:35:27,529 --> 00:35:29,239 Incredible hedge work. 531 00:35:36,621 --> 00:35:38,623 You got to shake things up. 532 00:35:38,706 --> 00:35:40,834 Over there, man. Shake them up. 533 00:35:40,917 --> 00:35:44,462 Shake things up. Shake them up. 534 00:36:07,193 --> 00:36:08,820 Huh? 535 00:36:26,045 --> 00:36:27,088 Corky. 536 00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:31,009 My God. How is this possible? 537 00:36:31,050 --> 00:36:33,762 How could a little arrow kill a big horse? 538 00:36:33,845 --> 00:36:36,139 Come on, Corky. Corky, come on, come on. 539 00:36:36,222 --> 00:36:39,309 It's just a little arrow. Come on, Corky. 540 00:36:39,392 --> 00:36:40,810 Giddy up, boy. 541 00:36:40,894 --> 00:36:43,021 Corky. Giddy up. Giddy up. 542 00:36:43,104 --> 00:36:45,064 Corky. 543 00:36:47,108 --> 00:36:49,277 Okay, Corky. 544 00:36:50,278 --> 00:36:52,572 Come on, boy. One, two. 545 00:36:52,614 --> 00:36:54,657 Come on. 546 00:36:54,741 --> 00:36:56,367 Shit. 547 00:36:56,451 --> 00:36:58,953 Shit. God. 548 00:37:00,955 --> 00:37:03,458 Come on, Corky. 549 00:38:01,474 --> 00:38:03,101 Hey. 550 00:38:06,729 --> 00:38:08,982 Cock-a-doodle-doo. 551 00:38:09,065 --> 00:38:12,193 Car return. How's that for service? 552 00:38:12,277 --> 00:38:16,573 I'd probably still be driving a limo if it wasn't for the hat. 553 00:38:16,656 --> 00:38:17,657 Hats. 554 00:38:17,741 --> 00:38:20,118 Hats make my head itch. 555 00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:23,288 - What time is it? - You got a time hang-up, don't you? 556 00:38:23,329 --> 00:38:24,831 Oh, God. 557 00:38:24,914 --> 00:38:27,459 - Look at me. - I was thinking the same thing. 558 00:38:27,500 --> 00:38:29,377 You are one big stinking pig, Tim. 559 00:38:29,461 --> 00:38:31,129 - How'd you get my keys? - Keys? 560 00:38:31,171 --> 00:38:34,632 The J-Man don't usually need keys, my little dumbbell pal. 561 00:38:34,674 --> 00:38:38,720 So, that's the place? 562 00:38:38,803 --> 00:38:42,515 Look at it. All from shit? I see what you mean. 563 00:38:42,599 --> 00:38:46,060 I don't even live here and that place is pulling my testicles up. 564 00:38:46,144 --> 00:38:48,980 I mean, literally, they're actually coming up. 565 00:38:49,022 --> 00:38:51,149 You ever get that? 566 00:38:51,191 --> 00:38:52,692 I killed his horse. 567 00:38:52,734 --> 00:38:55,403 - What? - I killed his horse. 568 00:38:55,487 --> 00:38:58,448 That story you were telling about shaking things up... 569 00:38:58,531 --> 00:39:00,992 I went over there and I shot this bow and arrow, 570 00:39:01,034 --> 00:39:04,579 and I shot at my house and I hit his horse. 571 00:39:04,662 --> 00:39:06,372 He was eating apples in my yard. 572 00:39:06,456 --> 00:39:10,293 There was a hole because we were going to have a pool and I buried him in it. 573 00:39:10,376 --> 00:39:13,671 - Well, now. - Daddy! We're home! 574 00:39:13,713 --> 00:39:15,090 No! 575 00:39:19,719 --> 00:39:21,179 It's my family. 576 00:39:21,221 --> 00:39:22,514 - Hide! - Hide? 577 00:39:22,555 --> 00:39:24,432 Hide! Hide. 578 00:39:24,516 --> 00:39:28,228 - Hide? Can't I just mosey off? - No! Don't mosey off. 579 00:39:28,311 --> 00:39:30,688 No, you can't mosey off. They'll see you! 580 00:39:30,730 --> 00:39:33,066 - So? - So? So, what are you doing here? 581 00:39:33,108 --> 00:39:35,193 Who are you? You're some guy from a bar. 582 00:39:35,276 --> 00:39:39,447 What's wrong with...? I'm the J-Man, bringing your car back. 583 00:39:39,531 --> 00:39:41,032 Daddy! 584 00:39:41,074 --> 00:39:42,951 - Hey, tiger! - Daddy! 585 00:39:43,034 --> 00:39:46,329 - Hey, peanut. - We all really missed you. 586 00:39:46,413 --> 00:39:49,958 You look terrible. Honey, one question. 587 00:39:50,041 --> 00:39:53,169 What is at the heart of everything? What I'm asking you is: 588 00:39:53,253 --> 00:39:56,589 What is at the heart of the heart of the heart of the heart? 589 00:39:56,673 --> 00:39:59,717 Do you know what the answer is? Self-love. 590 00:39:59,759 --> 00:40:02,971 Windsong told me that I have been hating myself for resenting you. 591 00:40:03,054 --> 00:40:06,808 And you've been resenting yourself for passing up on a big opportunity. 592 00:40:06,891 --> 00:40:10,228 What we need to do is we need to focus on what we have. 593 00:40:11,855 --> 00:40:14,566 Hey! Oh, hey! 594 00:40:14,649 --> 00:40:16,943 This is... This guy... 595 00:40:16,985 --> 00:40:18,737 Honey... 596 00:40:18,778 --> 00:40:22,365 this is... This man is the man... 597 00:40:23,533 --> 00:40:26,035 who was in the bathroom. I didn't tell you. 598 00:40:30,206 --> 00:40:34,586 Honey... something happened while you were gone, something bad. 599 00:40:34,627 --> 00:40:36,129 What? 600 00:40:36,171 --> 00:40:37,797 I'll take it from here, Tim. 601 00:40:39,299 --> 00:40:41,259 Mrs. Dingman... 602 00:40:41,301 --> 00:40:44,012 I'm Elmo Carp, pool rep. 603 00:40:44,095 --> 00:40:48,850 Your husband and I were up here discussing your swimming pool options. 604 00:40:48,933 --> 00:40:50,810 - Swimming pool options? - Yes. 605 00:40:50,894 --> 00:40:52,937 You see, we dug it, we had to fill it back in. 606 00:40:52,979 --> 00:40:56,524 We're sorry as heck. Where do we go from here? 607 00:40:56,608 --> 00:40:59,444 That's the point we were at when you barged in. 608 00:40:59,486 --> 00:41:02,405 I don't understand. Fill it back in? 609 00:41:02,489 --> 00:41:05,700 So you mean we're not getting a pool? 610 00:41:05,784 --> 00:41:08,995 No, sonny boy, I'm afraid not. Too many gosh darn pipes. 611 00:41:09,079 --> 00:41:10,455 - Pipes? - Yes. 612 00:41:10,497 --> 00:41:12,749 Underground pipes in your yard, 613 00:41:12,832 --> 00:41:17,921 but I've intruded enough on your little family reunion here. 614 00:41:18,004 --> 00:41:19,714 I'll be on my way. 615 00:41:19,798 --> 00:41:22,675 And thanks for filthying up your clothes, 616 00:41:22,717 --> 00:41:24,677 helping me fill in the big hole, Tim. 617 00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:27,972 Ma'am, your husband's got the back of a coal miner. 618 00:41:28,014 --> 00:41:31,476 I know because I've mined coal. See you. 619 00:41:39,984 --> 00:41:42,070 Something's happened to Corky. 620 00:41:42,153 --> 00:41:43,780 - What? - Corky? 621 00:41:43,863 --> 00:41:46,324 - Have you seen Corky? - I haven't seen Corky. 622 00:41:46,366 --> 00:41:48,243 - Corky's gone? - Have you seen Corky? 623 00:41:48,326 --> 00:41:50,328 - I have not seen Corky. - That's what I mean. 624 00:41:50,412 --> 00:41:52,914 We've been looking and looking. Where could he be? 625 00:41:52,997 --> 00:41:56,501 - A great big horse, where? - Nick, a horse can't just disappear. 626 00:41:56,543 --> 00:41:58,753 - He's got to be somewhere. - Yeah, but where? 627 00:41:58,837 --> 00:42:02,006 Where? Where? The kids are a mess. 628 00:42:02,048 --> 00:42:04,676 Wish me luck. 629 00:42:06,010 --> 00:42:08,221 Corky! 630 00:42:08,304 --> 00:42:10,807 Corky, come on! 631 00:42:12,809 --> 00:42:15,979 Good afternoon. My name is Natalie Vanderpark. 632 00:42:16,062 --> 00:42:18,398 I'm running for state senate in your district. 633 00:42:18,481 --> 00:42:20,567 So I thought l'd canvass the neighborhood 634 00:42:20,650 --> 00:42:22,527 and introduce myself to everyone. 635 00:42:22,569 --> 00:42:24,404 Who it is, Mable? 636 00:42:24,446 --> 00:42:27,490 It's that woman running for state senate, Carl. 637 00:42:28,158 --> 00:42:32,328 The shit lady? No way. We're going with Shaunessey. 638 00:42:32,412 --> 00:42:33,955 Your opponent Shaunessey, 639 00:42:34,038 --> 00:42:36,624 he asked a good question on the radio this morning. 640 00:42:36,708 --> 00:42:38,126 And what question was that? 641 00:42:38,209 --> 00:42:42,589 Well, didn't your husband get loaded making turds disappear? 642 00:42:42,630 --> 00:42:46,843 My husband invented Vapoorize, if that's what you're referring to. 643 00:42:46,926 --> 00:42:49,429 That's what Shaunessey was talking about. 644 00:42:49,512 --> 00:42:53,391 Where do all them turds go? I mean, they got to be somewhere. 645 00:42:53,433 --> 00:42:55,935 First they're here, then they're not here, 646 00:42:55,977 --> 00:42:57,479 and then they disappear. 647 00:42:57,562 --> 00:43:01,441 Where does the turd go to? Really, tell me now. 648 00:43:25,006 --> 00:43:26,466 So long, everybody. 649 00:43:26,508 --> 00:43:28,760 - Bye, have a good day at work. - Bye, Daddy. 650 00:43:28,843 --> 00:43:32,430 - Bye, honey. - Good luck at the salt mines, Dad. 651 00:43:37,143 --> 00:43:38,645 Where am I going? 652 00:43:38,728 --> 00:43:40,939 Wait. Timmy, wait! 653 00:43:41,022 --> 00:43:43,608 Wait! God. 654 00:43:43,650 --> 00:43:45,318 Timmy, I can't find him. 655 00:43:45,402 --> 00:43:47,862 I've been looking all night and he's nowhere. 656 00:43:47,946 --> 00:43:50,198 I know he's just a horse, but... 657 00:43:50,281 --> 00:43:52,117 Corky. 658 00:43:52,158 --> 00:43:55,870 Corky! Where are you, my Corky boy? 659 00:44:00,500 --> 00:44:03,086 God, look at me. This is crazy. 660 00:44:03,169 --> 00:44:05,964 Will you pass these out down at 3M for me? 661 00:44:07,549 --> 00:44:12,595 I found some grooming hairs in his tail brush. 662 00:44:12,679 --> 00:44:14,639 My God. 663 00:44:14,722 --> 00:44:17,183 - $50,000? - It's pennies! 664 00:44:17,225 --> 00:44:21,312 It's pennies. Who cares? Corky's my pal. 665 00:44:22,147 --> 00:44:28,111 He's my pal and I'd pay $50,000 to find you if you were lost, wouldn't l? 666 00:44:28,194 --> 00:44:30,989 - Yeah. - Wouldn't l?! 667 00:44:36,161 --> 00:44:38,121 - Okay. 668 00:44:38,204 --> 00:44:40,749 All right. It's going to be okay. 669 00:44:40,749 --> 00:44:41,207 All right. It's going to be okay. 670 00:45:13,782 --> 00:45:15,533 Are you insane? 671 00:45:15,575 --> 00:45:19,370 That is the most selfish thing I ever heard in my life. 672 00:45:19,412 --> 00:45:23,541 The guy loves you, man. You'd be killing your best friend. 673 00:45:23,583 --> 00:45:26,086 You killed his horse, right? You killed his horse. 674 00:45:26,169 --> 00:45:29,380 Now you want to tell him? You tell him. 675 00:45:29,422 --> 00:45:31,925 What about this? We move the horse someplace else. 676 00:45:31,966 --> 00:45:36,221 I find it, I get the reward. I'm bending over backwards here. 677 00:45:36,304 --> 00:45:38,389 How do we move a horse? 678 00:45:38,431 --> 00:45:40,725 We dig him up. We haul him off. 679 00:45:40,767 --> 00:45:44,813 No, I mean... without anybody seeing us. 680 00:45:44,896 --> 00:45:46,731 You ever hear of night? 681 00:45:46,773 --> 00:45:49,734 What about the noise? My family's right there. 682 00:45:49,776 --> 00:45:51,653 I don't want them to... 683 00:45:51,736 --> 00:45:53,905 You don't move the horse, I do, 684 00:45:53,947 --> 00:45:56,241 while you and your family are enjoying nature, 685 00:45:56,324 --> 00:45:58,410 down at my cabin on the lake. 686 00:45:58,493 --> 00:46:01,579 - You have a cabin on the lake? - What? 687 00:46:01,663 --> 00:46:03,665 You think I didn't have a childhood? 688 00:46:03,748 --> 00:46:07,168 Bunk beds, hiking trails, hooty owls. 689 00:46:08,586 --> 00:46:10,755 You can move a horse by yourself? 690 00:46:10,839 --> 00:46:14,134 For 50 grand. 691 00:46:18,346 --> 00:46:20,932 But I will say this: 692 00:46:21,808 --> 00:46:25,395 Knowing what I happen to know about things buried, 693 00:46:25,478 --> 00:46:27,272 the sooner the better. 694 00:46:27,355 --> 00:46:30,024 - Hey, Deb? - Mmm-hmm? 695 00:46:30,108 --> 00:46:32,360 How'd you like to go to a nice cabin on a lake? 696 00:46:32,444 --> 00:46:35,155 - Cabin on a lake? - Yeah. 697 00:46:35,238 --> 00:46:39,159 This guy at work offered his cabin. It's supposed to be really nice. 698 00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:42,662 - Who at work offered you this? - Jackameyer. 699 00:46:42,704 --> 00:46:46,166 Jack... Jack Jackameyer. 700 00:46:46,249 --> 00:46:50,128 It's an hour from here and it has all sorts of wildlife... 701 00:46:50,170 --> 00:46:52,464 and hooty owls and stuff. 702 00:46:52,505 --> 00:46:54,507 Hiking trails. 703 00:46:55,592 --> 00:46:58,595 Where does the shit go? We want to know! 704 00:46:58,678 --> 00:47:02,599 Where does the shit go? We want to know! 705 00:47:02,682 --> 00:47:06,060 Where does the shit go? We want to know! 706 00:47:34,506 --> 00:47:36,674 Pretty incredible, huh? 707 00:47:36,716 --> 00:47:39,886 Whoa! Watch out. It's okay. 708 00:47:39,969 --> 00:47:41,346 What a spot. 709 00:47:41,429 --> 00:47:44,099 What do you mean, "what a spot"? I mean, where... 710 00:47:46,810 --> 00:47:50,355 He said it's just down at the end of the private driveway. 711 00:47:50,438 --> 00:47:53,399 What private driveway? This isn't a private driveway. 712 00:47:53,441 --> 00:47:56,403 This is pretty private, honey. I mean, this is great. 713 00:47:56,486 --> 00:47:57,862 T alk about secluded. 714 00:47:57,904 --> 00:48:00,198 We've walked, like, a mile. 715 00:48:00,240 --> 00:48:03,410 It's not a mile, honey. It seems longer because it's so beautiful. 716 00:48:03,493 --> 00:48:05,870 Tim! 717 00:48:05,954 --> 00:48:09,165 - Mommy, where's Daddy? - I don't know, honey. 718 00:48:09,249 --> 00:48:11,835 - I'm thirsty. - Okay. 719 00:48:12,919 --> 00:48:16,881 - Tim! - Whoo! I found it! 720 00:48:16,965 --> 00:48:20,760 It's a little sloping incline down to the... 721 00:48:24,139 --> 00:48:26,391 This is it? 722 00:48:26,474 --> 00:48:28,560 You bet this is it. 723 00:48:29,436 --> 00:48:32,397 This is... This is wild, huh, kids? 724 00:48:32,439 --> 00:48:36,109 Kind of like a... Like an old gingerbread house in the woods. 725 00:48:36,192 --> 00:48:37,569 Where's the lake? 726 00:48:38,653 --> 00:48:41,698 I'll tell you what. Why don't we check out the bunkhouse, okay? 727 00:48:41,781 --> 00:48:45,535 And then you guys can have a contest to see who finds the lake first, all right? 728 00:48:45,618 --> 00:48:48,371 Winner gets 50 cents. 50 cents. Come on. 729 00:48:48,455 --> 00:48:49,914 Let's check it out. 730 00:48:55,628 --> 00:48:58,173 Okay. Weird smell. 731 00:48:58,256 --> 00:49:00,300 Let's hold our noses. Come on. 732 00:49:01,426 --> 00:49:03,219 It's okay, Mikey, come on in. 733 00:49:04,846 --> 00:49:06,514 - My God. - It's okay. 734 00:49:06,598 --> 00:49:08,558 Just a little critter. Just... 735 00:49:08,641 --> 00:49:11,811 Don't touch it. He's dead. 736 00:49:16,524 --> 00:49:21,321 Under no circumstances is this a lake. 737 00:49:24,616 --> 00:49:26,284 Maybe there's a tide. 738 00:49:26,326 --> 00:49:29,204 No one could ever find this lake. 739 00:49:29,287 --> 00:49:32,165 Congratulations, you saved yourself 50 cents. 740 00:49:41,341 --> 00:49:43,259 What is that? 741 00:50:05,532 --> 00:50:06,866 Tim? 742 00:50:06,950 --> 00:50:08,952 Yes? 743 00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:11,246 Tim? 744 00:50:12,205 --> 00:50:13,706 Yes? 745 00:50:13,748 --> 00:50:15,083 You're Tim? 746 00:50:15,166 --> 00:50:17,252 Yes, I'm Tim. 747 00:50:17,335 --> 00:50:19,546 The J-Man says, "Come quick." 748 00:50:19,629 --> 00:50:21,172 Come quick? 749 00:50:21,256 --> 00:50:23,383 Yeah, come quick. 750 00:50:23,466 --> 00:50:25,176 That's it. 751 00:50:25,218 --> 00:50:29,722 Now, when you see the J-Man, you tell him we're even. 752 00:50:29,806 --> 00:50:34,102 And Bosco says, "Up your ass with Mobil gas." 753 00:50:35,353 --> 00:50:36,521 Okay. 754 00:50:36,604 --> 00:50:38,565 What will you tell the J-Man? 755 00:50:38,648 --> 00:50:43,528 I'm going to tell him that Bosco says we're even 756 00:50:43,570 --> 00:50:45,530 and up your ass with Mobil gas. 757 00:50:45,572 --> 00:50:47,073 Mobil gas. 758 00:50:54,622 --> 00:50:57,083 It's Jack's neighbor, he needs some help. 759 00:50:57,167 --> 00:50:59,169 Neighbor? 760 00:50:59,252 --> 00:51:01,713 That's right, Bosco, he's as nice as Jack, 761 00:51:01,796 --> 00:51:04,299 but his car's stuck so I'm going to help him, okay? 762 00:51:04,382 --> 00:51:06,217 I didn't see any neighbors. 763 00:51:06,259 --> 00:51:08,428 What? You think Bosco would lie? 764 00:51:08,511 --> 00:51:11,931 Why would Bosco lie? I'll go get him right now if you want. 765 00:51:12,015 --> 00:51:14,017 Okay. 766 00:51:14,934 --> 00:51:16,436 - Okay? - Yes. 767 00:51:16,478 --> 00:51:18,897 Yes, I'd like to ask him about this hellhole. 768 00:51:18,938 --> 00:51:20,857 I don't want to bring him in. He's big. 769 00:51:20,940 --> 00:51:22,984 - You know, the floorboards. - How big? 770 00:51:23,068 --> 00:51:24,027 - How big? - Yes. 771 00:51:24,110 --> 00:51:27,322 Big. He's like a bear of a guy with, like, a little head. 772 00:51:28,990 --> 00:51:30,617 I don't know what that means. 773 00:51:30,700 --> 00:51:33,078 Look, I'm going to go help this guy 774 00:51:33,119 --> 00:51:36,748 because Windsong would sure as hell help this guy. Okay? 775 00:51:36,831 --> 00:51:40,126 I'm going to be back. Just go back to sleep, okay? 776 00:52:10,115 --> 00:52:12,742 - What's wrong? - It's for you. 777 00:52:13,827 --> 00:52:15,787 Don't hassle me about crumbs, man, 778 00:52:15,870 --> 00:52:18,706 because I am on the edge of the edge. 779 00:52:20,375 --> 00:52:21,459 Hello? 780 00:52:21,501 --> 00:52:23,628 Natalie stormed out of the bedroom. 781 00:52:23,711 --> 00:52:26,756 We had a terrible fight. You got to come over here now. 782 00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:28,716 I know you got your Army pal over there. 783 00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:31,386 I didn't know you were in the Army. If I can come over... 784 00:52:31,469 --> 00:52:33,721 No, l' ll come there. 785 00:52:33,805 --> 00:52:36,474 - Okay, good. Thanks. - No, no, no. I'll come over. 786 00:52:36,516 --> 00:52:38,977 I'll come there. Here I come. 787 00:52:39,018 --> 00:52:41,229 I got to go across the street for a second. 788 00:52:41,312 --> 00:52:43,857 That is incorrect. Follow me. 789 00:52:47,318 --> 00:52:49,779 This was no picnic, let me tell you. 790 00:52:49,863 --> 00:52:52,699 I had an '88 Ford flatbed 791 00:52:52,782 --> 00:52:55,285 all lined up with a brand-new winch, 792 00:52:55,368 --> 00:52:58,496 but I fried it during the hot-wire, goddamn it. 793 00:52:58,538 --> 00:53:02,459 Good thing Monk passed out, or I'd never got this baby. 794 00:53:04,210 --> 00:53:05,837 Whoa. 795 00:53:05,879 --> 00:53:08,923 What in the shit is this? What is it? 796 00:53:09,883 --> 00:53:14,554 It's winches, hoists, pulleys, blocks and tackles. This kind of thing. 797 00:53:14,637 --> 00:53:18,266 You know how I got the idea? You know those big things on Easter lsland? 798 00:53:18,349 --> 00:53:20,351 - Easter lsland? - Huh? 799 00:53:20,435 --> 00:53:21,519 Easter lsland? 800 00:53:21,603 --> 00:53:25,857 With this device, I can place that horse on top of any object. 801 00:53:25,899 --> 00:53:28,568 That truck's too high. You won't get the horse in there. 802 00:53:28,651 --> 00:53:32,072 You're like a specially trained super agent. You know that? 803 00:53:32,155 --> 00:53:34,866 Why do you think I called you? I was so pissed off. 804 00:53:34,908 --> 00:53:39,120 I nearly climbed back into your house and smashed some plates. 805 00:53:40,330 --> 00:53:43,249 Stand warned, okay, stand warned. 806 00:53:43,333 --> 00:53:46,711 I have to go over there for a minute or you don't get your money. 807 00:53:46,795 --> 00:53:48,296 - Do you want your money? - Yes. 808 00:53:48,379 --> 00:53:52,383 Then put that horse on top of my van. There's rope and tarp in the garage. 809 00:53:52,467 --> 00:53:55,595 - Put the horse on the van? - Put the horse on the van. 810 00:53:55,678 --> 00:53:57,514 - Rope. - Yeah, and be quiet. 811 00:53:57,597 --> 00:53:59,015 It's simple, okay? 812 00:53:59,099 --> 00:54:01,267 - All right? I'll be right back. - Yeah. 813 00:54:02,977 --> 00:54:04,229 Hello, Mr. Tim. 814 00:54:04,312 --> 00:54:07,190 You're looking very sprightly for the hour. 815 00:54:07,273 --> 00:54:10,944 We go up the stairs, please. Right this way. 816 00:54:15,073 --> 00:54:17,200 I've never been in this part. 817 00:54:17,283 --> 00:54:20,829 They are practicing for the tournament. 818 00:54:25,708 --> 00:54:26,918 Come on! 819 00:54:27,001 --> 00:54:28,420 Yes! 820 00:54:28,503 --> 00:54:30,588 Who's your nanny?! 821 00:54:38,847 --> 00:54:40,348 Hey. 822 00:54:40,432 --> 00:54:42,142 Come. 823 00:54:44,602 --> 00:54:46,229 Come here. 824 00:54:47,147 --> 00:54:49,399 Right here, come on. 825 00:54:50,608 --> 00:54:53,945 You're incredible, do you know that? You're an incredible friend. 826 00:54:55,447 --> 00:54:58,867 - What the hell was that? - They're bowling next door. 827 00:54:58,950 --> 00:55:02,287 Getting ready for your tournament. They're hitting strikes. 828 00:55:02,370 --> 00:55:04,706 - She's been blaming me for Corky. - Who? 829 00:55:04,789 --> 00:55:09,294 Natalie, she just kept blaming me for Corky and making me feel guilty. 830 00:55:09,377 --> 00:55:11,463 Then she starts up with the shit thing. 831 00:55:11,546 --> 00:55:13,673 How do I know where the shit goes?! 832 00:55:13,757 --> 00:55:17,260 Then I tell her, "I'm going to Rome tomorrow," and she freaks out! 833 00:55:17,343 --> 00:55:21,014 She has a complete flip out! She flips out the room! 834 00:55:21,097 --> 00:55:23,141 - Where'd she go? - I don't know. 835 00:55:23,183 --> 00:55:26,186 - Some other wing. 836 00:55:26,227 --> 00:55:29,564 But, buddy... this ltaly thing is huge. 837 00:55:29,647 --> 00:55:32,484 It could seriously... It could mean literally billions. 838 00:55:32,567 --> 00:55:36,529 You know what I think this is? I think you just got to get some sleep. 839 00:55:36,613 --> 00:55:40,450 You got to shut everything down. Get under the covers. Come on. 840 00:55:40,533 --> 00:55:43,203 Get under the covers. Don't listen to anything. 841 00:55:43,286 --> 00:55:46,623 - Sometimes you think you hear things... - You're a great friend. 842 00:55:49,375 --> 00:55:53,129 Sleep and it's going to be different and don't wake up. Okay? 843 00:55:57,133 --> 00:55:58,802 # Valderi 844 00:55:58,885 --> 00:56:00,386 # Valdera 845 00:56:00,470 --> 00:56:01,971 # Valderi 846 00:56:02,055 --> 00:56:05,183 # Valdera ha ha ha... 847 00:56:05,266 --> 00:56:07,227 # Valderi 848 00:56:08,394 --> 00:56:09,854 Et cetera. 849 00:56:09,896 --> 00:56:11,523 What about here? Right here? 850 00:56:11,606 --> 00:56:13,858 You kidding? There's towns around. 851 00:56:13,942 --> 00:56:16,194 You want somebody else finding my horse? 852 00:56:17,278 --> 00:56:19,114 There'll be towns everywhere. 853 00:56:19,197 --> 00:56:22,033 Hey, six months I drove a yogurt truck, okay? 854 00:56:22,075 --> 00:56:23,868 This is my territory, Jack. 855 00:56:39,426 --> 00:56:41,553 What do you got up there? 856 00:56:42,512 --> 00:56:44,097 A sofa. 857 00:56:44,180 --> 00:56:46,766 What kind of sofa? 858 00:56:46,850 --> 00:56:48,435 Homemade. 859 00:56:56,192 --> 00:56:59,946 - Oh, my God. What is this? - Troopers. 860 00:57:00,029 --> 00:57:02,574 Oh, no. 861 00:57:07,078 --> 00:57:08,538 The bridge is out. 862 00:57:08,621 --> 00:57:11,666 Follow the detour along the river to the next bridge, all right? 863 00:57:11,750 --> 00:57:12,917 Thank you very much. 864 00:57:13,001 --> 00:57:14,961 - Have a good night. - Let's go. 865 00:57:15,044 --> 00:57:17,547 He didn't notice the horse. 866 00:57:17,630 --> 00:57:22,135 Smokey didn't even notice that we got a horse on the roof. 867 00:57:28,475 --> 00:57:32,103 - I can't believe he didn't see it. - Dumb Smokey. 868 00:57:43,990 --> 00:57:47,035 - How about right here? - No, it's not good. 869 00:57:47,118 --> 00:57:49,537 - What's wrong with here? - It doesn't feel right. 870 00:57:49,621 --> 00:57:51,581 I hope it's very soon. 871 00:57:51,664 --> 00:57:55,126 I got to be back there. It's going to be light out. 872 00:57:55,210 --> 00:57:58,963 They're asleep and don't know you left. I'm doing you a favor doing this. 873 00:57:59,005 --> 00:58:01,091 How about here? What's wrong with here? 874 00:58:01,174 --> 00:58:03,885 I dig up the horse, I haul it up, I invent everything. 875 00:58:03,968 --> 00:58:06,429 Why do we have to do what you want to do? 876 00:58:06,513 --> 00:58:09,015 - Corky's new home. - This is not good for me. 877 00:58:09,057 --> 00:58:10,975 Forget it. This is it, right here. Okay? 878 00:58:11,059 --> 00:58:12,185 Bad vibe. 879 00:58:15,855 --> 00:58:18,316 Oh, no! He's gone! 880 00:58:20,652 --> 00:58:22,153 Where'd he go?! 881 00:58:22,237 --> 00:58:25,198 Did you hear anything? Like a thump? 882 00:58:26,282 --> 00:58:28,493 Where did he go? 883 00:58:28,535 --> 00:58:30,662 Shit! 884 00:58:30,703 --> 00:58:34,165 - Did you check the knots? - Knots? Who knows knots? 885 00:58:34,207 --> 00:58:37,168 - Not you. - You know, I'm not Popeye. 886 00:58:37,210 --> 00:58:40,505 How did we not hear? How do you not hear a horse fall off a car? 887 00:58:40,588 --> 00:58:43,091 Maybe he's not dead. Maybe he ran away. 888 00:58:43,174 --> 00:58:47,262 It's raining so hard, the horse might have fallen off 889 00:58:47,345 --> 00:58:50,223 and floated, who knows, into a ditch. 890 00:58:51,224 --> 00:58:54,686 There's a river that runs along this road. He could be in it. 891 00:58:54,769 --> 00:58:57,355 Corky could be heading for the open sea. 892 00:59:15,832 --> 00:59:19,502 My God, honey. What time is it? 893 00:59:19,586 --> 00:59:21,713 It's okay. Go back to sleep. 894 00:59:21,755 --> 00:59:23,465 Yeah? 895 00:59:23,548 --> 00:59:25,467 Did you solve the problem? 896 00:59:26,593 --> 00:59:28,595 - Yeah. - Yeah? 897 00:59:28,636 --> 00:59:30,346 Actually... 898 00:59:32,474 --> 00:59:34,350 I think I did. 899 00:59:35,351 --> 00:59:40,356 # Gonna be a bright Bright sunshiny day 900 00:59:40,440 --> 00:59:42,484 Whoo! 901 00:59:42,567 --> 00:59:47,113 # Gonna be a bright Bright sunshiny day 902 00:59:48,698 --> 00:59:51,951 - - Timmy! Telephone! 903 01:00:00,460 --> 01:00:02,128 Good morning, Mr. Tim. 904 01:00:02,212 --> 01:00:03,463 I must say... 905 01:00:03,546 --> 01:00:06,758 you're looking fit as a fiddle this morning, Mr. Tim. 906 01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:09,260 Thanks. I hear Mr. Nick wants to see me. 907 01:00:09,302 --> 01:00:10,845 Yes, I know. 908 01:00:10,929 --> 01:00:14,015 He's running in the woods. 909 01:00:14,140 --> 01:00:17,227 I talked to the guys over at 3M. I know you got canned. 910 01:00:17,310 --> 01:00:19,938 You've met Pete, right? My trainer. 911 01:00:20,021 --> 01:00:22,982 Don't feel funny around Pete. I got no secrets from Pete. 912 01:00:23,024 --> 01:00:24,943 - Do l, Pete? - I don't think so. 913 01:00:24,984 --> 01:00:27,487 So here's the deal: Buddy boy... 914 01:00:27,529 --> 01:00:31,282 that my little hearty hi-ho Silver routine 915 01:00:31,324 --> 01:00:35,286 affected you like that, all I can say is, I am such a jerk. 916 01:00:35,370 --> 01:00:37,497 But it's the best thing that ever happened, 917 01:00:37,580 --> 01:00:40,542 because now I'll go kick ass in Rome. And guess what? 918 01:00:40,625 --> 01:00:44,295 You, you unemployed bum, you'll come kick ass with me. 919 01:00:44,379 --> 01:00:46,172 I want us to be partners. 920 01:00:46,256 --> 01:00:48,716 I want us to be equal again, man. 921 01:00:48,800 --> 01:00:51,886 Why not? I mean, for crying out loud, I've got a Pete. 922 01:00:51,970 --> 01:00:55,807 Why shouldn't you have a Pete? Who wouldn't like having a Pete? 923 01:00:55,849 --> 01:00:59,060 So this is the deal. From now on, you and me, 50/50. 924 01:00:59,144 --> 01:01:02,897 - 50/50? - That's right. 50/50. 925 01:01:02,981 --> 01:01:06,651 I'll talk to my lawyer. Why didn't I think of it sooner? It's awesome! 926 01:01:06,735 --> 01:01:10,488 Get the hell out of here, the limo leaves in an hour and a half! 927 01:01:10,572 --> 01:01:13,366 Buddy boy! Let's go, buddy boy! 928 01:01:14,367 --> 01:01:18,121 All right. Come on. Now, pump it up. I want full cardio blast now. 929 01:01:18,204 --> 01:01:20,373 - Let's go. - Don't be shy. 930 01:01:21,291 --> 01:01:23,168 There you go. 931 01:01:23,918 --> 01:01:26,421 No, keep going! Keep it there! 932 01:01:29,215 --> 01:01:30,467 Crampers. 933 01:01:30,550 --> 01:01:32,552 - You all right? - Crampers. 934 01:01:32,635 --> 01:01:34,804 I don't know, honey. Do you want to do this? 935 01:01:34,888 --> 01:01:37,265 I mean, do we want to be part of the shit industry? 936 01:01:37,348 --> 01:01:40,185 What about the heart of the heart of the heart of the heart? 937 01:01:40,226 --> 01:01:44,147 I don't think this conflicts with that. I mean, you know, there's... 938 01:01:44,230 --> 01:01:48,777 It's a lot of money and the heart of the heart, and they're both... 939 01:01:50,445 --> 01:01:53,031 Still have the heart with a lot of money. 940 01:01:53,114 --> 01:01:56,034 - I think. You know. - You know what I think? 941 01:01:56,076 --> 01:01:59,913 I think I know what we should do. We should just try it. 942 01:01:59,996 --> 01:02:01,623 - Try it! - Yes. 943 01:02:01,706 --> 01:02:02,665 - Try it. - Try it. 944 01:02:02,749 --> 01:02:04,375 Try it. 945 01:02:04,417 --> 01:02:06,961 - Try it. See how it feels. - Try it. 946 01:02:08,963 --> 01:02:11,424 Oh, my God, I can't believe it! 947 01:02:14,260 --> 01:02:17,222 - Bye, Daddy. - We'll miss you. 948 01:02:17,305 --> 01:02:19,307 - We miss you already. - I'll be home soon. 949 01:02:32,779 --> 01:02:34,948 Good to see you, captain. 950 01:02:43,623 --> 01:02:46,292 You know what I was thinking? We should target zoos. 951 01:02:46,376 --> 01:02:47,710 Thank you, Denise. Zoos? 952 01:02:47,752 --> 01:02:50,672 Yeah, zoos. I mean, come on, they're full of poop. 953 01:02:50,755 --> 01:02:53,758 I popped on the lnternet just before we got on the plane. 954 01:02:53,842 --> 01:02:57,512 Did you know that an elephant goes, like 1 00 pounds a day? 955 01:02:57,595 --> 01:03:01,683 Times that by seven, that's 700 pounds of dung a week for one elephant. 956 01:03:01,766 --> 01:03:04,644 There's got to be thousands of zoos in the world. 957 01:03:04,727 --> 01:03:08,731 That is really very good. Zoos. 958 01:03:08,815 --> 01:03:10,817 - I got another one for you. - Yeah? 959 01:03:10,900 --> 01:03:13,778 Travel industry. We get into the travel industry. 960 01:03:13,820 --> 01:03:16,990 I'm talking about little travel-size Vapoorize. 961 01:03:17,073 --> 01:03:20,326 You mean, like the cute little shampoo bottles? 962 01:03:20,410 --> 01:03:23,538 - Exactly. - My God, that's so simple and awesome! 963 01:03:23,621 --> 01:03:25,957 You're on a trip. You're walking through Venice. 964 01:03:26,040 --> 01:03:28,710 You step in some dog doo. So, what do you do? 965 01:03:28,793 --> 01:03:31,504 - You take out a travel-size Vapoorize. - That's it! 966 01:03:31,588 --> 01:03:34,174 A little Velcro holster you put on your belt. 967 01:03:34,257 --> 01:03:37,343 Right next to your cell phone, your pager, your Vapoorize. 968 01:03:37,427 --> 01:03:40,638 You can walk the dog handsfree and not worry about the Vapoorize. 969 01:03:40,680 --> 01:03:41,765 I love a holster. 970 01:03:41,848 --> 01:03:44,142 - Accessorize with Vapoorize. - Hold on. 971 01:03:44,225 --> 01:03:46,519 Hold on. Let me take it from here. 972 01:03:46,603 --> 01:03:48,897 # You're walkin' along 973 01:03:48,980 --> 01:03:50,356 # A-doodley doo 974 01:03:50,440 --> 01:03:53,651 # All of a sudden You stepped in poo! 975 01:03:53,735 --> 01:03:55,987 # You don't know what to do 976 01:03:56,029 --> 01:03:58,990 - What do you do? - I don't know what to do. 977 01:04:00,575 --> 01:04:03,536 # Vapoorize, Vapoorize 978 01:04:03,620 --> 01:04:07,457 - # Mountain-scented Vapoorize - # doogah-doogah-doogah Vapoorize 979 01:04:07,499 --> 01:04:09,542 - What is the doogah? - I thought there would be drums. 980 01:04:09,542 --> 01:04:11,252 - What is the doogah? - I thought there would be drums. 981 01:04:30,271 --> 01:04:32,857 Come on. Look at this place. 982 01:04:32,941 --> 01:04:34,859 Go check out your bedroom. 983 01:04:39,406 --> 01:04:41,074 Whoo! 984 01:04:47,163 --> 01:04:48,331 Wow. 985 01:05:10,353 --> 01:05:11,938 Vapoorize. 986 01:05:35,628 --> 01:05:37,088 Shopping. 987 01:05:37,172 --> 01:05:39,382 Gucci. 988 01:05:40,133 --> 01:05:41,676 Here. 989 01:05:42,385 --> 01:05:45,138 This'll look great in the yard next to the bug tent. 990 01:05:45,221 --> 01:05:49,350 Definitely. We'll take it. It's great. Pay the man. 991 01:05:49,434 --> 01:05:53,104 It makes the whole house. It makes the yard. With the sound. 992 01:05:53,188 --> 01:05:56,316 With the sound. It's ridiculous, but that's what I love about it. 993 01:05:56,399 --> 01:05:57,442 I like this. 994 01:05:57,525 --> 01:06:00,695 ...with the Dow off 1 1 and the NASDAQ up five and a half. 995 01:06:00,779 --> 01:06:03,448 A rather sluggish day on Wall Street. 996 01:06:03,531 --> 01:06:07,202 On the international front, investors are watching Vanderpark Enterprises. 997 01:06:07,285 --> 01:06:10,955 CEO, Nicholas Vanderpark and newly appointed partner, Tim Dingman... 998 01:06:11,039 --> 01:06:13,875 arrive in Italy to introduce to Europe 999 01:06:13,958 --> 01:06:19,297 their complete line of fecal-removing product that's been so successful here. 1000 01:06:19,380 --> 01:06:22,050 The American entrepreneurs have reason to be hopeful. 1001 01:06:22,133 --> 01:06:25,720 They were greeted with great enthusiasm everywhere and fanfare. 1002 01:06:25,804 --> 01:06:29,891 Later, they'll be feted at a banquet to be held in the presidential palace. 1003 01:06:38,399 --> 01:06:41,778 He says, "l noticed when we climbed into the tub 1004 01:06:41,820 --> 01:06:45,782 "our three penises were quite similar in size and bulk." 1005 01:06:49,911 --> 01:06:53,164 He say, "And I thought to myself, 1006 01:06:53,206 --> 01:06:55,542 "'Good. Good."' 1007 01:06:57,001 --> 01:06:59,212 Envy is a funny, funny thing. 1008 01:07:03,550 --> 01:07:07,262 He says, "l remember when I was a teenager, 1009 01:07:07,345 --> 01:07:10,682 "my friend Armando and I spent the summer in New York. 1010 01:07:10,723 --> 01:07:12,684 "A sweet time of life." 1011 01:07:21,985 --> 01:07:23,862 The minister, he says, 1012 01:07:23,945 --> 01:07:28,241 "l must tell you, my friend Armando had a hog like a freight train." 1013 01:07:28,324 --> 01:07:30,827 What a hog. 1014 01:07:37,876 --> 01:07:40,378 He says, "And I must tell you secretly, 1015 01:07:40,462 --> 01:07:43,339 "Armando's freight-train-sized manhood 1016 01:07:43,381 --> 01:07:47,343 "made me, with a regular-size one, quite miserable." 1017 01:07:50,430 --> 01:07:53,558 "Not all the time miserable, of course, but sometimes." 1018 01:08:03,902 --> 01:08:07,280 This call has been transferred to you. 1019 01:08:07,363 --> 01:08:09,491 Thank you. 1020 01:08:11,159 --> 01:08:12,202 Hello? 1021 01:08:12,285 --> 01:08:14,412 Turbo Everyman, my ass. 1022 01:08:14,496 --> 01:08:18,124 Where do you get off at? I bought you drinks. 1023 01:08:18,208 --> 01:08:21,419 You vacation in my bungalow and now you go jump ship. 1024 01:08:21,461 --> 01:08:23,797 Screw Robin Hood, you hear me? 1025 01:08:23,880 --> 01:08:27,092 Screw the Merry Men. You're a stinko pinko. 1026 01:08:27,175 --> 01:08:28,927 Turncoat! 1027 01:08:29,010 --> 01:08:31,096 Here's what I do, Mr. Traitor. 1028 01:08:31,179 --> 01:08:35,100 Remember Lester? He pumped our gas when we moved the sofa. 1029 01:08:35,183 --> 01:08:37,602 Not a tooth in his head, nice fella. 1030 01:08:37,644 --> 01:08:41,648 - Remember him now? - I do. Yes. 1031 01:08:41,731 --> 01:08:47,112 Good. For $50,000 Lester keeps thinking it's a sofa. 1032 01:08:47,153 --> 01:08:49,531 And me and him don't spill the beans 1033 01:08:49,614 --> 01:08:52,450 to your hoity-toity pal across the street. 1034 01:08:52,492 --> 01:08:56,788 Let's be very clear on this: I want $50,000... 1035 01:08:56,871 --> 01:09:00,041 or I tell your friend you killed his horse. 1036 01:09:19,727 --> 01:09:21,688 Debbie? Deb, I'm home. 1037 01:09:21,771 --> 01:09:25,483 Sweetheart, I've been liposucked. 1038 01:09:25,525 --> 01:09:28,987 Can you tell? Can you? Does it look good? 1039 01:09:29,070 --> 01:09:33,491 Dr. Weitzman is supposed to be a genius and it didn't even really hurt. 1040 01:09:33,533 --> 01:09:37,495 And that is not all. Come. I am so excited. 1041 01:09:38,496 --> 01:09:40,749 Here's a little gift I bought for us. 1042 01:09:40,832 --> 01:09:43,668 A little 50/50 surprise. 1043 01:09:45,336 --> 01:09:47,547 - My big international partner. - Debbie. 1044 01:09:47,630 --> 01:09:50,049 - Let's do it on the laundry. - Where are the kids?! 1045 01:09:50,133 --> 01:09:52,302 At Mother's, honey. It's just us. 1046 01:09:52,385 --> 01:09:56,890 Come lie on the warm pile. It's all clean out of the dryer. 1047 01:09:56,973 --> 01:09:59,934 I will lie with you after I tell you something important. 1048 01:10:00,018 --> 01:10:04,856 I got drunk and by mistake killed Corky. I buried him in the swimming pool hole. 1049 01:10:04,898 --> 01:10:07,984 The pool guy, he's actually some bum I met at a bar. 1050 01:10:08,068 --> 01:10:09,694 Nick? Where does it go? 1051 01:10:09,778 --> 01:10:11,654 - What? - The shit. 1052 01:10:11,696 --> 01:10:13,364 - Where does the shit go? - Up. 1053 01:10:13,448 --> 01:10:16,117 Up is not good enough. You'll have to do better than up. 1054 01:10:16,201 --> 01:10:19,287 - Up... and out. - Out where?! 1055 01:10:19,370 --> 01:10:21,206 Up and out. Out. Up and out. 1056 01:10:21,247 --> 01:10:23,374 - Up and out? - Up and out. 1057 01:10:23,458 --> 01:10:25,752 The bum wants $50,000 or he'll tell Nick. 1058 01:10:25,835 --> 01:10:28,797 - Then we won't get a chance to be rich. 1059 01:10:28,880 --> 01:10:31,132 Oh, my God. 1060 01:10:31,216 --> 01:10:32,717 Yes! 1061 01:10:32,801 --> 01:10:34,385 Go and pay the bum. 1062 01:10:34,469 --> 01:10:36,596 - Go pay the bum now. - Go pay the bum?! 1063 01:10:37,430 --> 01:10:39,724 - Honey, I love you. - I love you too. 1064 01:10:39,808 --> 01:10:41,434 - Bye. - Oh! 1065 01:10:41,518 --> 01:10:42,602 What? 1066 01:10:42,685 --> 01:10:45,688 You don't know this guy. He's not like other people, he's... 1067 01:10:45,730 --> 01:10:47,982 What if we pay him and then he wants more? 1068 01:10:48,066 --> 01:10:50,902 Then we will give him more. 1069 01:10:50,985 --> 01:10:52,487 What if he wants more again?! 1070 01:10:52,570 --> 01:10:55,949 We'll give him more money because we'll have enough money to give him. 1071 01:10:56,032 --> 01:10:59,160 But it'll never end with him. He'll be in our lives forever. 1072 01:10:59,244 --> 01:11:02,497 Tim, if he tells Nick, it'll all be over. 1073 01:11:02,580 --> 01:11:04,624 You know, what else can we do? 1074 01:11:06,668 --> 01:11:08,670 We fess up. 1075 01:11:10,004 --> 01:11:12,674 - Fess up? - Yeah. 1076 01:11:12,757 --> 01:11:15,802 Yeah. No, no, no. We fess up. We fess up. We tell Nick. 1077 01:11:15,885 --> 01:11:18,012 We go and ask for forgiveness. 1078 01:11:18,096 --> 01:11:19,556 - Forgiveness? - Yes. 1079 01:11:19,597 --> 01:11:23,059 - Honey, you killed his horse! - I'm telling him everything. 1080 01:11:23,143 --> 01:11:26,646 No, sweetheart! Please. Please don't do it to me. 1081 01:11:26,729 --> 01:11:30,775 I love my car in the garage. It's got heated seats. 1082 01:11:30,859 --> 01:11:33,528 And I've got shoes. I've got bags. 1083 01:11:33,611 --> 01:11:35,739 - Knock, knock. - Clothes. 1084 01:11:35,822 --> 01:11:38,408 Oh, my God, I'm sorry. 1085 01:11:38,491 --> 01:11:40,160 Look at you two. 1086 01:11:40,243 --> 01:11:44,456 God, I'm so envious of you! You've got to give Natalie a talk. 1087 01:11:44,497 --> 01:11:47,751 She's locked herself in the bathroom and I want what you have so bad! 1088 01:11:47,792 --> 01:11:50,420 - I want some of that! - Okay. 1089 01:11:50,503 --> 01:11:55,216 Shh! Don't say a word. Not a word. Not a word. Okay? 1090 01:11:55,300 --> 01:11:58,428 Everywhere I go, they yell, "Where does the shit go?" 1091 01:11:58,470 --> 01:12:00,764 And we don't know! What if my opponent's right? 1092 01:12:00,805 --> 01:12:03,141 - What if we are polluting? - Natalie... 1093 01:12:03,224 --> 01:12:07,979 the only thing this guy Shaunessey's got going for him is your own guilt. 1094 01:12:08,062 --> 01:12:09,564 Guilt that you're wealthy. 1095 01:12:09,647 --> 01:12:14,486 You know what, we're partners now and we have money too. 1096 01:12:14,527 --> 01:12:16,613 You know what we'll do with ours? 1097 01:12:16,654 --> 01:12:21,785 We're going to sponsor the biggest rally for you that this town has ever seen. 1098 01:12:21,868 --> 01:12:24,579 Then we'll throw out this challenge: 1099 01:12:24,662 --> 01:12:30,794 We'll say that if anyone can say that Vapoorize does damage to anything, 1100 01:12:30,835 --> 01:12:33,922 then Natalie Vanderpark will cease to be a candidate. 1101 01:12:40,011 --> 01:12:43,890 May I suggest we put on our dancing shoes? 1102 01:12:45,600 --> 01:12:49,395 Honey! I love you. 1103 01:12:49,479 --> 01:12:51,981 So how was the flight? Was it enjoyable? 1104 01:12:52,065 --> 01:12:54,984 Yeah, it was fine. It was very smooth. Everything went fine. 1105 01:12:55,026 --> 01:12:57,862 Here's what I got to tell you. We'll pay you the money, okay? 1106 01:12:57,946 --> 01:12:59,614 We got it all worked out. 1107 01:12:59,697 --> 01:13:02,492 That is sensational news, my little gypsy roving friend. 1108 01:13:02,534 --> 01:13:06,579 But I've revised my thinking about the $50,000 grand thing. 1109 01:13:06,663 --> 01:13:11,167 I can't accept that. I mean, what are we, animals? 1110 01:13:11,251 --> 01:13:13,628 - What? No, we're not animals. - No, of course not. 1111 01:13:13,711 --> 01:13:17,215 What we are is pals. You slept in my bunk. 1112 01:13:17,298 --> 01:13:20,301 I ate some of your crackers. We sang in the rain. 1113 01:13:20,385 --> 01:13:21,678 # Valderi 1114 01:13:21,719 --> 01:13:23,179 # Valdera 1115 01:13:24,597 --> 01:13:26,349 # Valderi 1116 01:13:27,016 --> 01:13:28,643 # Valdera ha ha ha... 1117 01:13:28,726 --> 01:13:30,311 Okay. 1118 01:13:32,063 --> 01:13:34,524 # My knapsack on my back 1119 01:13:34,566 --> 01:13:36,985 - Yes, I remember. - That's when we were buddies. 1120 01:13:37,068 --> 01:13:39,195 Last week? Yeah. I remember. 1121 01:13:39,279 --> 01:13:43,867 So, what I'm saying is to hell with the flat cash payout. 1122 01:13:43,950 --> 01:13:45,785 I say let's be partners. 1123 01:13:45,869 --> 01:13:47,746 - Partners? - Why not? 1124 01:13:47,787 --> 01:13:49,956 - What do you mean "partners"? - You, me... 1125 01:13:50,039 --> 01:13:52,959 your other so-called friend in a cozy little triumvirate. 1126 01:13:53,042 --> 01:13:54,461 Am I using the word correctly? 1127 01:13:54,544 --> 01:13:58,089 Listen to me. We're not partners, okay? How can we be partners? 1128 01:13:58,173 --> 01:14:00,633 We'll iron out the details when I come over later. 1129 01:14:00,717 --> 01:14:03,261 - No. - This evening. Who knows exactly when. 1130 01:14:03,344 --> 01:14:05,013 - You're not coming over here. - Yes. 1131 01:14:05,096 --> 01:14:08,641 And don't you worry, buddy partner. I'll smooth out the rough parts. 1132 01:14:08,725 --> 01:14:12,228 - You want to talk? Where are you? - I'm coming over. 1133 01:14:12,270 --> 01:14:14,939 - You're not coming over. - Don't you worry, buddy roll. 1134 01:14:15,023 --> 01:14:16,858 We'll put pen to paper. Bye-bye. 1135 01:14:16,941 --> 01:14:18,318 - Listen to me. - Bye-bye. 1136 01:14:18,401 --> 01:14:21,279 There are no rough parts to smooth... What? Hello? 1137 01:14:25,366 --> 01:14:26,826 Oh, God. 1138 01:14:26,910 --> 01:14:30,622 All right. I got to tell Nick. I'm just going to tell him. 1139 01:14:47,847 --> 01:14:51,601 Come on, honey. Start with your hips. 1140 01:14:52,393 --> 01:14:53,978 Come on. 1141 01:14:54,062 --> 01:14:55,605 Whoo! 1142 01:15:13,456 --> 01:15:13,540 Mr. Vanderpark! Mr. Vanderpark! 1143 01:15:13,540 --> 01:15:17,335 Mr. Vanderpark! Mr. Vanderpark! 1144 01:15:17,377 --> 01:15:20,255 - The merry-go-round is acting up again. 1145 01:15:22,465 --> 01:15:25,427 I hate that thing. I hate it. 1146 01:15:25,510 --> 01:15:28,346 Timmy, I'm sorry, we got to deal with it. 1147 01:15:32,851 --> 01:15:35,854 Nick, I gotta talk to you. I did something really stupid. 1148 01:15:35,937 --> 01:15:39,399 You won't believe what happened. The stupidest, most ridiculous thing. 1149 01:15:39,482 --> 01:15:41,151 That wife of yours was incredible. 1150 01:15:41,234 --> 01:15:44,863 But I don't care how much money we make, don't buy one of these. 1151 01:15:44,946 --> 01:15:48,116 It's junk. It just keeps speeding up for no reason. 1152 01:15:48,199 --> 01:15:52,787 - Nick, I got to talk to you. - And the on/off button's in the middle! 1153 01:15:52,871 --> 01:15:55,957 - I did a horrible thing. - The thing's in the middle. 1154 01:15:56,040 --> 01:15:59,043 - Here goes. All right, come on. - Nick! 1155 01:16:05,550 --> 01:16:07,927 - Nick! 1156 01:16:24,569 --> 01:16:28,031 - Hang on! - I can't hold on much longer! 1157 01:16:36,164 --> 01:16:38,166 - Nick, are you okay? - Ribs. 1158 01:16:38,249 --> 01:16:40,293 Yeah. No, I'm fine. 1159 01:16:40,376 --> 01:16:41,753 Goddamned... 1160 01:16:41,795 --> 01:16:45,590 Bastard, bitch merry-go-round. Stupid merry-go-round! 1161 01:16:45,673 --> 01:16:49,094 - I got to talk to you. - Stupid, crappy, stupid thing. 1162 01:16:49,177 --> 01:16:51,846 I've been feeling guilty for a long time. 1163 01:16:51,930 --> 01:16:55,433 - It's impossible to turn it off. - I did something really stupid. 1164 01:16:55,517 --> 01:16:58,019 - I hate you, merry-go-round. - Where's the switch? 1165 01:16:58,103 --> 01:17:01,940 It's in the middle of the thing. It's impossible to turn off. 1166 01:17:02,023 --> 01:17:03,817 - Where's the button? - In the middle. 1167 01:17:03,900 --> 01:17:06,319 I'll turn it off, then we'll talk. 1168 01:17:06,403 --> 01:17:07,529 I'll get it. 1169 01:17:14,327 --> 01:17:16,413 - Whoa! - Ow! 1170 01:17:16,496 --> 01:17:19,791 Oh! Oh! Timmy. 1171 01:17:19,833 --> 01:17:23,711 Man, are you all right? Let me help you up there. 1172 01:17:23,795 --> 01:17:28,133 Come on, buddy. Come on, buddy. Come on, buddy. All right. 1173 01:17:28,174 --> 01:17:29,717 - You okay? Yeah? - Yeah. 1174 01:17:29,801 --> 01:17:34,431 It knocked the wind out of you. You went flying off of that thing. 1175 01:17:34,514 --> 01:17:39,519 Now, listen. I don't want to let this ruin our jolly feeling. 1176 01:17:39,602 --> 01:17:42,981 Let's go back in there and talk about this fantastic rally. 1177 01:17:43,064 --> 01:17:46,234 - No, Nick. You see this bow and arrow? - Yeah. 1178 01:17:46,317 --> 01:17:48,778 - One night... - Yeah? 1179 01:17:49,821 --> 01:17:51,698 One night... 1180 01:17:51,781 --> 01:17:54,325 I'm so ashamed of this. But one night... 1181 01:17:57,662 --> 01:18:00,790 - Oh, my God! - Oh, man! 1182 01:18:00,832 --> 01:18:03,710 - I told you it was a piece of junk! - I'm glad we weren't on it. 1183 01:18:03,793 --> 01:18:05,670 - What? - I'm glad we weren't on it. 1184 01:18:05,754 --> 01:18:09,716 - I can't hear. Are your ears ringing? - No. 1185 01:18:09,799 --> 01:18:13,470 Boy, mine are. What was it you were saying, my fine friend? 1186 01:18:13,511 --> 01:18:16,639 What I was saying is that one night I got drunk. All right? 1187 01:18:16,681 --> 01:18:19,684 Being drunk had nothing to do with it. I can't even explain it. 1188 01:18:19,768 --> 01:18:23,563 Wait, you know what? I'm thinking it's just one ear. 1189 01:18:23,646 --> 01:18:27,400 I hear you way better when I turn like this. Talk to me. 1190 01:18:27,484 --> 01:18:30,779 That night I got drunk and I was aiming this arrow at my house. 1191 01:18:30,862 --> 01:18:33,031 No, it's both ears. What are you doing? 1192 01:18:33,114 --> 01:18:34,699 I'm trying to tell you. 1193 01:18:34,783 --> 01:18:37,327 I pulled it back, I aimed at the house, I did this. 1194 01:18:37,368 --> 01:18:40,663 Nick, Nathan and Nellie want you to kiss their boo-boos. 1195 01:18:40,705 --> 01:18:43,708 Wait, I heard that. I'm coming! 1196 01:18:43,792 --> 01:18:45,585 That was not a smart thing to do. 1197 01:18:45,668 --> 01:18:46,836 - I know! - Come on. 1198 01:18:46,878 --> 01:18:49,714 No, Nick! I got to tell... 1199 01:19:04,020 --> 01:19:05,355 Oh, shit! 1200 01:19:07,982 --> 01:19:10,318 - Timmy, honey! - What?! 1201 01:19:10,402 --> 01:19:11,528 Where are you? 1202 01:19:11,611 --> 01:19:15,782 Timmy. Honey, I got it. Definitely in the hips. 1203 01:19:15,865 --> 01:19:17,784 Timmy, where have you been? 1204 01:19:17,867 --> 01:19:19,577 - I killed the bum. - What? 1205 01:19:19,661 --> 01:19:20,870 The bum. I shot an arrow. 1206 01:19:20,954 --> 01:19:24,040 It went up, it went down. It's in the bum. I killed him. 1207 01:19:24,082 --> 01:19:25,625 Come. Come. 1208 01:19:25,708 --> 01:19:28,211 - Did you work out a deal with him? - No! He's dead. 1209 01:19:28,253 --> 01:19:31,214 It's in his back. The arrow. I shot him. I killed him. 1210 01:19:31,256 --> 01:19:33,383 I killed a person! 1211 01:19:35,218 --> 01:19:38,888 What? Is this a joke? I don't get your jokes sometimes. 1212 01:19:38,930 --> 01:19:42,016 And I'll tell you something: I don't think it's always me. 1213 01:19:42,100 --> 01:19:43,476 - Hurry up! Come on! - Honey! 1214 01:19:43,560 --> 01:19:46,938 - Hurry. Get in the house. - Let it go. Stop! What are you doing? 1215 01:19:46,980 --> 01:19:48,773 Wait! He could be in the house. 1216 01:19:48,815 --> 01:19:52,610 - There's nobody there! God. - Car! He's wounded! He's crazy! 1217 01:19:52,694 --> 01:19:56,364 - Honey, this is really insane. - Get in! Get in! 1218 01:20:13,256 --> 01:20:14,883 Excuse me. 1219 01:20:14,966 --> 01:20:18,094 This'll take half a second. Could you tell me... 1220 01:20:18,178 --> 01:20:20,472 what's sticking in my back, please? 1221 01:20:22,307 --> 01:20:24,350 - Arrow. - Fricking nitwit. 1222 01:20:24,434 --> 01:20:29,439 Look, I'm being stalked by a genuine madman, okay? 1223 01:20:29,481 --> 01:20:31,733 I'm talking about a black force here. 1224 01:20:31,816 --> 01:20:34,444 I hate spoiling the atmosphere, 1225 01:20:34,527 --> 01:20:38,865 but would you mind tugging the arrow out? 1226 01:20:39,449 --> 01:20:43,870 I want you to stop the car. Honey, stop the car right now! 1227 01:20:43,953 --> 01:20:47,707 - Look. The guy's crazy. - There is no dead man! 1228 01:20:47,791 --> 01:20:49,584 He's a loose cannon. 1229 01:20:49,667 --> 01:20:52,462 - Excuse me. 1230 01:20:55,465 --> 01:20:58,259 Oh, my God, there is a bum with an arrow. 1231 01:20:58,343 --> 01:21:00,386 He looks afraid of us. 1232 01:21:06,142 --> 01:21:09,187 You ever hear of "reach for the sky"? 1233 01:21:09,270 --> 01:21:12,315 You just shoot a guy in the back with no warning. 1234 01:21:12,398 --> 01:21:14,025 That's right. 1235 01:21:14,109 --> 01:21:16,528 That's correct. That's right. That's what I do. 1236 01:21:16,569 --> 01:21:18,613 Well, then, good God almighty, 1237 01:21:18,696 --> 01:21:22,033 we have entered, indeed, into a dark day. 1238 01:21:23,076 --> 01:21:26,162 You got to talk to him. We were pals. 1239 01:21:26,246 --> 01:21:28,832 Who shoots a pal in the back with a bow and arrow? 1240 01:21:28,915 --> 01:21:31,668 - Over a couple of bucks. - Me. 1241 01:21:31,709 --> 01:21:34,963 I'm an archer and I shoot arrows. 1242 01:21:35,046 --> 01:21:38,508 And I got more back where they came from. My quiver. 1243 01:21:38,550 --> 01:21:40,927 Listen to me. I just wanted what you wanted. 1244 01:21:41,010 --> 01:21:43,179 A little taste of the good life. 1245 01:21:43,221 --> 01:21:46,307 A little taste of honey. Is that so bad? Is it? 1246 01:21:46,391 --> 01:21:49,102 But you win. 1247 01:21:49,185 --> 01:21:53,690 Man, I fold. I can see it: Greed has hardened your heart. 1248 01:21:53,773 --> 01:21:56,401 And money's poisoned your soul. 1249 01:21:56,484 --> 01:21:58,194 I'm out of here. 1250 01:21:58,278 --> 01:22:01,239 There's nothing as dangerous as large quantities of money. 1251 01:22:01,281 --> 01:22:05,368 That's why I've always remained an independent contractor, an odd job man. 1252 01:22:05,410 --> 01:22:07,078 I want no part of this. 1253 01:22:08,163 --> 01:22:12,417 I stand before you, begging: Take the arrow out of my back. 1254 01:22:12,500 --> 01:22:14,461 You will never see me again. 1255 01:22:14,544 --> 01:22:18,965 Help me, God! Come on. 1256 01:22:19,048 --> 01:22:21,509 - Honey... 1257 01:22:21,593 --> 01:22:24,596 take the arrow out of his back. 1258 01:22:36,191 --> 01:22:38,026 Thank you. 1259 01:22:39,444 --> 01:22:43,031 - Thank you. - Souvenir. 1260 01:23:39,546 --> 01:23:41,297 - Hey! - Hey. 1261 01:23:42,674 --> 01:23:44,843 I couldn't sleep. I got to talk to you. 1262 01:23:44,926 --> 01:23:46,469 Yeah, I got to talk to you too. 1263 01:23:46,553 --> 01:23:49,848 You know, this big rally tomorrow, I'm a wreck about it. 1264 01:23:49,889 --> 01:23:53,268 I got to give a big speech. I'm not a speech guy. 1265 01:23:53,351 --> 01:23:56,479 Are you kidding? Come on, those infomercials you did. 1266 01:23:56,521 --> 01:23:58,106 You're great in front of people. 1267 01:23:58,189 --> 01:24:01,151 Really? You thought I was good? You never said a word about it. 1268 01:24:02,193 --> 01:24:05,822 Because it was just another thing of yours that made me miserable. 1269 01:24:05,905 --> 01:24:07,157 What? 1270 01:24:07,240 --> 01:24:09,701 This is what I have to talk to you about. Sit down. 1271 01:24:13,913 --> 01:24:15,707 I killed Corky. 1272 01:24:17,500 --> 01:24:18,668 You... 1273 01:24:22,005 --> 01:24:23,256 When? 1274 01:24:23,339 --> 01:24:26,676 Now, please, just don't say anything till I'm done, all right? 1275 01:24:26,718 --> 01:24:29,095 The day that you gave me the wine, remember? 1276 01:24:29,179 --> 01:24:31,514 I got drunk on the wine. 1277 01:24:31,556 --> 01:24:35,935 I actually was drunk from before. I went into your yard and... 1278 01:24:48,114 --> 01:24:50,700 So that's it. There you have it. 1279 01:24:52,285 --> 01:24:55,538 Well, you know, it sounds like it was an accident. 1280 01:24:55,580 --> 01:24:58,124 - Why didn't you tell me? - I should've told you. 1281 01:24:58,208 --> 01:25:01,127 That's the thing. But I don't know what happened. 1282 01:25:01,211 --> 01:25:04,756 I felt guilty or something. 1283 01:25:04,839 --> 01:25:08,885 And I was just so wrapped up in the envy that I felt for everything you had. 1284 01:25:08,968 --> 01:25:10,428 It's true what they say. 1285 01:25:10,512 --> 01:25:14,933 It's like a little green monster that comes out and it just poisoned my head. 1286 01:25:14,974 --> 01:25:17,560 And, by the way, you did nothing wrong. 1287 01:25:17,644 --> 01:25:20,438 You followed your dream. You did what you wanted to do. 1288 01:25:20,522 --> 01:25:23,566 I was always saying, "Don't do it." You did it and it worked. 1289 01:25:23,608 --> 01:25:27,237 Look, you built a house, right? That's all you did. You built a house. 1290 01:25:27,278 --> 01:25:30,824 I mean, it's a big house. I mean, it's a really big house. 1291 01:25:30,907 --> 01:25:34,994 It's a large house. It's a... I mean, it's... 1292 01:25:35,078 --> 01:25:38,873 It's gigantic, Nick. It's the White House. 1293 01:25:38,957 --> 01:25:41,960 You built the White House here, and we're in the shadow of it. 1294 01:25:42,043 --> 01:25:44,546 Literally, every day at 4:00, we're in its shadow. 1295 01:25:44,629 --> 01:25:47,257 That's not your fault. You wanted to be friends still, 1296 01:25:47,298 --> 01:25:49,217 you didn't want to move and I love that. 1297 01:25:49,300 --> 01:25:51,719 It was coming from such a good place, but it was... 1298 01:25:51,803 --> 01:25:54,639 It really got to me because every day I'd have to look at you, 1299 01:25:54,722 --> 01:25:56,558 and see you with all of this stuff. 1300 01:25:56,641 --> 01:26:00,770 You know, buy the yellow Lamborghini that goes 500 miles an hour. 1301 01:26:00,854 --> 01:26:03,815 Have a bowling alley next to your room. If I could do it, I would. 1302 01:26:03,857 --> 01:26:06,651 Everybody should have a merry-go-round. Of course you should. 1303 01:26:06,735 --> 01:26:09,696 Jealousy, every day. And it was just chewing me up. 1304 01:26:09,779 --> 01:26:13,074 Your kid's playing the concert piano, my kid's banging trash cans. 1305 01:26:13,158 --> 01:26:14,868 And that has nothing to do with money. 1306 01:26:14,951 --> 01:26:18,037 That's just his musical ability. That's a whole other thing. 1307 01:26:18,121 --> 01:26:21,458 You just gave to us. You gave and you gave and you're so generous. 1308 01:26:21,499 --> 01:26:23,042 And what am I going to give you? 1309 01:26:23,126 --> 01:26:26,838 I gave you tube socks for Christmas last year. That's not going to work. 1310 01:26:26,921 --> 01:26:28,965 - I like the socks. - You gave us so much. 1311 01:26:29,007 --> 01:26:32,927 The coffee machine. It's a beautiful, giant rocketship-sized coffee machine. 1312 01:26:33,011 --> 01:26:36,514 Debbie loved the coffee. I'll tell you something, I never tasted it. 1313 01:26:36,598 --> 01:26:38,641 I wanted to tell you that. 1314 01:26:38,725 --> 01:26:41,227 I can't even tell you I haven't tried the coffee. 1315 01:26:41,311 --> 01:26:43,730 Like I'll feel better if I don't drink your coffee. 1316 01:26:43,813 --> 01:26:46,691 And you gave our kids flan. All of a sudden my son's going, 1317 01:26:46,775 --> 01:26:48,485 "Daddy, where's the flan?" 1318 01:26:48,568 --> 01:26:51,696 It felt like a dagger in my heart every time he'd request flan. 1319 01:26:51,780 --> 01:26:53,281 It made me feel little. 1320 01:26:53,364 --> 01:26:56,242 I felt like a little man who didn't like flan. 1321 01:26:56,326 --> 01:26:59,370 The horse was great, Nick. Of course you should have a horse. 1322 01:26:59,454 --> 01:27:02,874 Does it have to be a white horse that you come galloping up on, 1323 01:27:02,916 --> 01:27:04,793 and it neighs and makes the whole thing? 1324 01:27:04,876 --> 01:27:09,214 Of course. Make it a beautiful horse that I think, honestly, didn't like me. 1325 01:27:09,297 --> 01:27:12,092 It had nothing to do with anything, I never clicked with it. 1326 01:27:12,175 --> 01:27:15,762 I think the horse sensed something. I think "horse sense" is a real thing. 1327 01:27:15,845 --> 01:27:20,016 Because the horse had a feeling. He came over and sensed the envy I felt. 1328 01:27:20,058 --> 01:27:23,937 He'd come over and eat the apples. He'd see me and give me a weird look. 1329 01:27:24,020 --> 01:27:28,441 I'm telling you. You know how sometimes the side of a face and you get one eye? 1330 01:27:28,525 --> 01:27:31,486 He would keep the eye on me and I knew he was thinking something. 1331 01:27:31,569 --> 01:27:35,031 That's unrelated to what happened with the arrow. That was an accident. 1332 01:27:35,073 --> 01:27:38,034 I swear to God. I swear to God. I couldn't do it if I tried. 1333 01:27:38,076 --> 01:27:42,956 I'm sorry about this. I feel horrible. I feel bad. 1334 01:27:43,039 --> 01:27:46,709 I feel like I have this fountain in my yard that I don't deserve. 1335 01:27:46,793 --> 01:27:48,920 I don't deserve to be your partner. 1336 01:27:50,004 --> 01:27:53,216 I don't deserve to be your friend. I just... 1337 01:27:53,258 --> 01:27:56,010 Well, you know what, Tim? You made a mistake. 1338 01:27:56,094 --> 01:27:58,721 You're human. Everyone makes mistakes. 1339 01:27:59,264 --> 01:28:01,933 So what, man? You're still my best friend. 1340 01:28:02,016 --> 01:28:04,394 - Really? - Of course. 1341 01:28:06,062 --> 01:28:08,940 Of course. Come on, man. 1342 01:28:09,023 --> 01:28:10,984 It was a big mistake. 1343 01:28:11,067 --> 01:28:14,571 It was a big mistake. It was a doozy. 1344 01:28:15,780 --> 01:28:17,282 Corky. 1345 01:28:17,365 --> 01:28:20,076 - I'm sorry, Nick. - No, no. It's okay. 1346 01:28:20,118 --> 01:28:22,412 I know how much you loved him and l... 1347 01:28:22,454 --> 01:28:25,540 I did love Corky. 1348 01:28:25,623 --> 01:28:27,459 I never liked Corky. 1349 01:28:27,500 --> 01:28:30,837 I mean, he's beautiful on the outside. It's just something wasn't... 1350 01:28:30,920 --> 01:28:32,172 We're still partners. 1351 01:28:32,255 --> 01:28:35,425 There is no way you are getting out of this partnership. 1352 01:28:35,467 --> 01:28:37,177 - Okay. - Okay? 1353 01:28:37,260 --> 01:28:39,429 And I will see you tomorrow at the big rally. 1354 01:28:40,972 --> 01:28:42,515 - Yeah. - Good. 1355 01:28:43,850 --> 01:28:45,477 Big day. 1356 01:28:45,560 --> 01:28:47,395 Big day. 1357 01:28:47,479 --> 01:28:49,981 Poor Corky. One little target arrow. 1358 01:28:50,064 --> 01:28:52,609 You wouldn't think that could kill a great big horse. 1359 01:28:52,692 --> 01:28:54,444 That's exactly what I thought. 1360 01:28:54,486 --> 01:28:57,113 It's one little arrow and when I shot the bum... 1361 01:28:57,155 --> 01:28:59,491 he hardly seemed to notice. 1362 01:29:01,159 --> 01:29:04,120 You know, that fountain looked a lot better in Rome. 1363 01:29:06,831 --> 01:29:08,625 - Yeah. - Well... 1364 01:29:08,666 --> 01:29:12,378 C'est la vie, as the Romans say. 1365 01:29:16,758 --> 01:29:19,302 On this beautiful, clear day, 1366 01:29:19,385 --> 01:29:22,806 I think it is appropriate that we clear the air 1367 01:29:22,847 --> 01:29:29,979 of the toxic distortions that my husband and, by association, myself, 1368 01:29:30,063 --> 01:29:35,693 are somehow poisoning our environment in our efforts to purify it. 1369 01:29:35,777 --> 01:29:39,322 It's not true. No es verdad. 1370 01:29:40,824 --> 01:29:42,534 Ladies and gentlemen... 1371 01:29:42,617 --> 01:29:45,703 please help me welcome Nick Vanderpark and Tim Dingman. 1372 01:30:00,802 --> 01:30:02,178 Thank you. 1373 01:30:02,220 --> 01:30:05,890 Ladies and gentlemen, young people. 1374 01:30:06,558 --> 01:30:09,519 I stand here with my partner, Tim Dingman... 1375 01:30:11,271 --> 01:30:12,856 That's right. 1376 01:30:14,482 --> 01:30:18,528 ...grateful for this opportunity to address the central question 1377 01:30:18,611 --> 01:30:24,200 posed in so many colorful and eloquent variations. 1378 01:30:25,118 --> 01:30:30,248 Where is the shit?! 1379 01:30:33,334 --> 01:30:36,254 My God. Nick. Nick! 1380 01:30:36,296 --> 01:30:37,964 Corky? 1381 01:30:40,592 --> 01:30:43,887 Mr. and Mrs. Vanderpark, sorry we had to perform an autopsy, 1382 01:30:43,928 --> 01:30:47,223 but when any large dead animal comes in proximity with the public 1383 01:30:47,307 --> 01:30:49,934 it must be examined immediately for health reasons. 1384 01:30:50,018 --> 01:30:53,104 I'm a little curious. Did you feed your horse a lot of apples? 1385 01:30:53,188 --> 01:30:57,442 Our neighbors have an apple tree. Corky loved their apples. 1386 01:30:57,525 --> 01:31:00,487 - Did he ever defecate in their yard? - I imagine. 1387 01:31:01,738 --> 01:31:04,949 Can you tell me what you did when the horse defecated in your yard? 1388 01:31:05,033 --> 01:31:09,245 We used Vapoorize because Nick invented it. 1389 01:31:09,329 --> 01:31:11,623 We get crates of it for free. 1390 01:31:11,664 --> 01:31:13,416 Well... 1391 01:31:13,500 --> 01:31:15,585 It's all making sense. 1392 01:31:17,754 --> 01:31:19,547 The horse was poisoned. 1393 01:31:19,631 --> 01:31:23,635 We did find a broken shaft of a small target arrow in the sternum, 1394 01:31:23,718 --> 01:31:26,429 but that played no part in the horse's death. 1395 01:31:26,471 --> 01:31:30,975 The horse died from the prolonged ingesting of a certain chemical, 1396 01:31:31,059 --> 01:31:35,480 which by itself is harmless, but when combined with certain fecal bacteria 1397 01:31:35,522 --> 01:31:37,607 becomes a lethal poison. 1398 01:31:39,109 --> 01:31:40,693 A little person? 1399 01:31:40,777 --> 01:31:43,154 Lethal poison. 1400 01:31:43,196 --> 01:31:47,826 That chemical is the ingredient in every can of your so-called miracle invention. 1401 01:31:47,909 --> 01:31:50,412 He had enough of it literally to kill a horse. 1402 01:31:54,040 --> 01:31:57,252 I am obligated, of course, to report this to the EPA. 1403 01:31:58,962 --> 01:32:00,547 EPA? 1404 01:32:00,630 --> 01:32:02,090 Mmm-hmm. 1405 01:32:02,173 --> 01:32:05,844 Environmental Protection Agency? 1406 01:32:05,927 --> 01:32:09,347 Do you have to do that? Right. You have to. 1407 01:32:11,766 --> 01:32:15,562 - It's all right. - Every time without exception? 1408 01:32:25,739 --> 01:32:30,493 The next item, an extra large bed that sleeps nine comfortably, 1409 01:32:30,535 --> 01:32:32,871 for, let's say, $1 00. 1410 01:32:32,954 --> 01:32:37,000 XL bed, sleeping nine. Got to love it for $1 00. 1411 01:32:37,083 --> 01:32:41,796 $72 for this white statue of a man on a horse with a spray can. 1412 01:32:41,880 --> 01:32:43,423 $72, anyone? No? 1413 01:32:44,716 --> 01:32:47,135 Anybody need a portable phone? Everyone needs one. 1414 01:32:47,218 --> 01:32:49,763 You want one in your kitchen, in your extra bedroom. 1415 01:32:49,846 --> 01:32:53,099 You got a portable phone right there. It's going to go for $5. 1416 01:32:53,183 --> 01:32:54,726 The next thing is item 31. 1417 01:32:54,809 --> 01:32:59,189 I like this bug net. Why don't we find out the estimated cost? 1418 01:32:59,856 --> 01:33:05,236 Oh, we've got two cases of a semi-gourmet flan. 1419 01:33:05,278 --> 01:33:09,324 I believe that's some sort of custard dish or something. 1420 01:33:09,407 --> 01:33:13,953 The semi-gourmet flan is going to start the bidding at $4. 1421 01:33:14,037 --> 01:33:16,247 - Nick? - Yeah. 1422 01:33:18,208 --> 01:33:20,794 I think I have an idea. 1423 01:33:20,877 --> 01:33:24,005 - Yeah? - Yeah. Like a really big idea. 1424 01:33:24,089 --> 01:33:24,964 Really? 1425 01:33:25,048 --> 01:33:27,634 When you got your idea, did you feel it immediately? 1426 01:33:27,717 --> 01:33:29,427 Oh, yeah. Right away. 1427 01:33:29,511 --> 01:33:31,513 You got one of those? Like one of my ideas? 1428 01:33:31,596 --> 01:33:33,973 - I think so. - What is it? 1429 01:33:40,605 --> 01:33:41,898 Yes! 1430 01:33:43,858 --> 01:33:46,528 Hey. Hey! Stop the auction! 1431 01:33:49,030 --> 01:33:53,451 You just cannot eat flan and drive at the same time. 1432 01:33:53,493 --> 01:33:56,037 Look, I've got flan all over me. 1433 01:33:56,121 --> 01:33:58,498 Can't somebody come up with a better idea?! 1434 01:33:58,581 --> 01:34:00,500 - We have. 1435 01:34:00,583 --> 01:34:02,043 That's right! 1436 01:34:02,794 --> 01:34:07,132 Be one of the millions enjoying the taste sensation sweeping the nation. 1437 01:34:07,173 --> 01:34:09,175 Nick's talking about Pocket Flan! 1438 01:34:09,259 --> 01:34:10,677 Pocket Flan! 1439 01:34:11,719 --> 01:34:14,472 - No spoon, no mess! - That's right. 1440 01:34:14,556 --> 01:34:15,974 Three simple steps, folks. 1441 01:34:16,057 --> 01:34:18,226 - Just flip it! - Flip it! 1442 01:34:18,309 --> 01:34:20,145 - Squeeze it! - Squeeze it! 1443 01:34:20,228 --> 01:34:22,105 Mmm. 1444 01:34:22,147 --> 01:34:24,691 - And enjoy. - Enjoy! 1445 01:34:24,774 --> 01:34:27,444 Wait a second, Tim. What was that name again? 1446 01:34:27,527 --> 01:34:29,487 Pocket Flan! 1447 01:34:29,571 --> 01:34:31,072 Isn't that just fantastic? 1448 01:34:31,156 --> 01:34:33,992 No, Nick, it's not fantastic. It's flan-tastic. 1449 01:34:35,535 --> 01:34:38,830 Yeah, but, Tim, Nick, I have a question. 1450 01:34:38,872 --> 01:34:42,292 How about us who are lactose-intolerant? 1451 01:34:42,333 --> 01:34:45,420 We've got a new soy-based Pocket Flan. 1452 01:35:36,721 --> 01:35:38,556 It's flan in a tube. 1453 01:35:38,598 --> 01:35:40,475 It's a little bit of happiness in a tube. 1454 01:35:40,558 --> 01:35:42,352 Let's say I'm jogging. 1455 01:35:42,393 --> 01:35:46,856 I'm getting tired, I need a pick-me-up. What am I going to do, get a candy bar? 1456 01:35:46,898 --> 01:35:50,235 Imagine if you're jogging with some of this stuff. 1457 01:35:50,276 --> 01:35:52,362 What's going on? It's not going to work. 1458 01:35:52,404 --> 01:35:55,323 Here's the other thing. You're eating your flan, you're like: 1459 01:35:55,407 --> 01:35:56,408 "That's good. 1460 01:35:56,491 --> 01:35:59,702 "l want to get down there where it's brown and super-sugary." 1461 01:35:59,744 --> 01:36:02,622 Where do you...? I can't... In here we've mixed it up. 1462 01:36:02,705 --> 01:36:04,749 You've got all that. It's pre-mixed. 1463 01:36:04,833 --> 01:36:07,794 The brown is always part of it. Even if you don't see it. 1464 01:36:07,877 --> 01:36:11,548 In the Tour de France, they're going 20 miles a day, going up mountains. 1465 01:36:11,631 --> 01:36:14,592 What do you think they pull out of their Spandex bikini bottom 1466 01:36:14,634 --> 01:36:17,011 to squeeze into their mouth when they want to eat? 1467 01:36:17,095 --> 01:36:20,432 - Pocket Flan! - And here's another question. 1468 01:36:20,473 --> 01:36:23,393 What if I'm doing some skydiving and I'm like: 1469 01:36:23,435 --> 01:36:26,062 "l got to get some... I'm going to get some cornflakes. 1470 01:36:26,104 --> 01:36:29,190 "l don't have time for cornflakes. I do have time for flan." 1471 01:36:29,274 --> 01:36:31,609 That's right. I'd love to see this... 1472 01:36:32,569 --> 01:36:34,195 This has been vacuum-tested 1473 01:36:34,279 --> 01:36:37,240 to a depth of 200 feet if you're scuba diving. 1474 01:36:37,323 --> 01:36:40,326 Just the other day I see this kid walking down the street. 1475 01:36:40,410 --> 01:36:42,829 - He has the Pocket Flan. Right? - Right. 1476 01:36:42,912 --> 01:36:46,291 He squeezes it... he's on a skateboard. He squeezes it... 1477 01:36:46,332 --> 01:36:49,544 It arcs up. He goes like... and... 1478 01:36:49,627 --> 01:36:51,629 That's like a new skateboard trick. 1479 01:36:51,713 --> 01:36:55,049 Who here likes to drive? You guys like to drive? Yeah. 1480 01:36:55,133 --> 01:36:57,969 Who here likes to drive race cars? Anybody? All right. 1481 01:36:58,052 --> 01:36:59,929 I'm Captain Speedway, 1482 01:36:59,971 --> 01:37:05,101 and nothing tastes better at 200 miles per hour than Pocket Flan. 1483 01:37:05,185 --> 01:37:09,481 Firemen. "l got to go save someone. Maybe I need a little extra something." 1484 01:37:09,564 --> 01:37:12,776 "Where am I gonna put my hose? I can't hold the hose and this thing. 1485 01:37:12,859 --> 01:37:14,861 - "Where's the hose go? 1486 01:37:14,944 --> 01:37:17,530 "l put a hose under my arm and then I fight the fire." 1487 01:37:17,614 --> 01:37:19,991 This is on a serious note. 1488 01:37:20,075 --> 01:37:26,456 Recently we received a letter from a woman, Gladys, who... 1489 01:37:27,540 --> 01:37:29,417 well, Pocket Flan saved her life. 1490 01:37:29,501 --> 01:37:32,170 - All right. 1491 01:37:32,253 --> 01:37:35,799 She was a backpacker. She was stuck out in the woods... 1492 01:37:35,882 --> 01:37:38,384 and, by God, Pocket Flan... 1493 01:37:38,468 --> 01:37:40,553 I can't think of it. 1494 01:37:40,637 --> 01:37:44,307 I wanted to say some tearful thing, but I couldn't think of a thing. 116111