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[sighs]
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You want to talk about it?
- No.
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- Are you sure?
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- Are you fucking deaf?
I said I don't want to talk about it.
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Okay? I don't want to talk about it.
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- Barbara, fuck that guy.
You're beautiful.
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- I'm not. You heard him. I'm disgusting,
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and I'm useless.
- No, you're not.
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- Yes, I am.
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I'm a monster.
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- You're a monster?
Oh, God. No-- Ugh. Look at me.
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- So you have a little cellulite,
like, whatever.
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So much better than having
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fucking melty fingers and melty toes.
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- I'm too ugly to be sexually harassed
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by the agent who was fired
for sexual harassment.
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- Okay, I just said that to make
you feel bad about yourself.
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I'm sure, like,
he just respected you as a writer.
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- No, I'm, like,
a fucking terrible writer.
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- No, I'm sure you're a great writer.
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- No, I'm not. Trust me.
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- Okay, well,
I'd rather be a terrible writer
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than a useless sex doll.
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- Barbara, you're being
so hard on yourself.
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Like, why do you think I just spent
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all that money to get you fixed?
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- You were just trying
to save your own ass.
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- No, I wanted to keep you
'cause I fucking like you, man.
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- You do?
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- Yeah.
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We got to go
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'cause, you know,
we still need to beat Dan home.
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- We should go.
- Okay.
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- Actually,
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Cody, would you mind
if I just had a moment
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to, like, compose myself?
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- Sure, yeah.
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- Alone?
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- Okay.
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Sure.
- Thanks, girl.
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- Goddamn it.
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- Okay, I'm ready!
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-Okay, let's do it.
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- Come on.
- [car door shuts]
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- [sighs]
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- Hey, phone...
- [phone chimes]
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- ...play "Doll Parts" by Hole.
- [phone chimes]
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♪ I am ♪
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♪ Doll eyes ♪
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♪ Doll mouth ♪
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♪ Doll legs ♪
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- [Cody singing along]:
♪ I am ♪
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♪ Doll arms ♪
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♪ Big veins, dog bait ♪
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♪ Yeah, they really want you ♪
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♪ They really want you ♪
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♪ They really do ♪
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♪ Yeah, they really want you ♪
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♪ They really want you, and I do, too ♪
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♪ I want to be ♪
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♪ The girl with the most cake ♪
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♪ I love him so much ♪
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♪ It just turns to hate ♪
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♪ I fake it so real ♪
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♪ I am beyond fake ♪
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[laughs]
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♪ And someday ♪
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♪ You will ache like I ache ♪
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Here we go!
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♪ And someday you will ache like I ache ♪
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♪ And someday ♪
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♪ You will ache like I ache ♪
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♪ Someday you will ache like I ache ♪
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♪ Someday ♪
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♪ You will ache like I ache. ♪
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[gasps]
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Oh, fuck.
- Uh-oh.
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Ow!
- DAN: Babe,
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you okay?
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I came home as soon as I got your text.
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- What text?
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- Uh, "911. Come home ASAP.
Emergency, hunk."
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- Oh, you little shit.
- Oopsie.
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- What's going on?
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- Um...
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- What's wrong with you?
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BARBARA:
She's crazy, Dan, I tried to tell her.
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- So much.
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DAN:
I have a sex doll.
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You said it didn't bother you.
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I asked you to respect my privacy,
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that I didn't want you to look at it,
and you agreed to that.
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You didn't have to,
but you agreed to that.
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And now it's sitting in your fucking car.
- Yeah.
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- How can I ever trust you again?
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- Uh, yeah, I know, I know,
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and, um,
there's nothing I can say to fix this,
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so I'm just gonna go inside,
and I'll grab my stuff,
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and then I'm gonna leave you alone,
and I'm sorry,
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I just needed to, like, see her.
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- Why?
- Um...
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I don't know. [chuckles]
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Um, 'cause I'm, like, a crazy psycho,
I guess.
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Um, and I just, like, needed to know,
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like, what you wanted or what... I...
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And I looked and I broke her,
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and then I, like,
googled a place to get her fixed,
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and I thought I could beat you home, but,
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like, subconsciously, obviously,
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I wanted to get caught
because I texted you, so,
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uh, I don't know.
I'm the worst, and I'm a psycho,
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and I probably shouldn't be with you,
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and I shouldn't be with anybody,
so I'll just leave,
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and you guys will be, like,
great together. It'll be great.
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- No, it-- Whoa. Hey...
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You went through all that trouble
to get it fixed?
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- Yeah. Well, I broke her, so...
- Hey.
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That thing's just a masturbation tool.
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I don't give a shit about it.
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I care about you.
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You're my baby, Bean.
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You're the best girlfriend
in the whole world,
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and I can never lose you.
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- What are you doing?
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- What I should've done
a long time ago.
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["Chloe Dancer/Crown of Thorns"
by Mother Love Bone playing]
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♪ Chloe don't know better ♪
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♪ Chloe's just like me,
only beautiful... ♪
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- Dan, no.
No, no, no, you're just really confused.
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You're really confused, and this is not
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how this is supposed to go.
- No more lies.
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- No more lies.
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- Wait, Codes, don't go!
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This is exactly what the patriarchy wants,
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don't you get it?
- We could get chili from that one place.
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- You can't eat chili.
It's got beans in it, and you're a bean.
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- I'm a canni-bean!
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- You guys sound like fucking idiots!
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This isn't over!
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