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[SINGING IN ITALIAN]

[DOGS BARKING]

[SIRENS]

LET US PRAY TO GOD

THAT HE WILL RAISE UP THIS MORTAL BODY

TO THE PERFECTION OF THE SAINTS.

MAY CHRIST THE SHEPHERD LEAD HIM SAFELY HOME

TO BE AT PEACE WITH GOD.

ETERNAL REST GRANT TO HIM, O LORD,

AND LET PERPETUAL LIGHT SHINE UPON HIM.

MAY HE REST IN PEACE. AMEN.

[THUNDER]

MAY HE LIVE ON IN YOUR PRESENCE.

IN YOUR MERCY AND LOVE,

FORGIVE WHATEVER SIN HE MAY HAVE COMMITTED. AMEN.

ETERNAL REST GRANT TO HIM, O LORD,

AND LET PERPETUAL LIGHT SHINE UPON HIM.

MAY HE REST IN PEACE. AMEN.

MAY HIS SOUL

AND THE SOULS OF ALL THE FAITHFUL DEPARTED,

BY THE MERCY OF GOD, REST IN PEACE.

AMEN.

♪ HEY, YEAH

MOVE YOUR BUTT! BEEP! BEEP!

♪ THERE'S A PLACE

♪ WHERE A KID WITHOUT A CENT ♪

♪ HE CAN GROW UP

♪ TO BE PRESIDENT

♪ TO BE PRESIDENT

♪ A MAGIC KINGDOM FILLED WITH BARBIE DOLLS ♪

♪ IF YOU'VE GOT THE TIME

♪ WE CAN MAKE IT A GOOD TIME ♪

♪ WHOO

♪ AM-M-MERICANOS

♪ OH, YEAH

♪ HEY

♪ AMERICANOS

♪ BLUE JEANS AND CHINOS

♪ PEPSI AND OREOS

♪ AMERICANOS

♪ MOVIES AND HEROES

♪ THE LAND OF THE FREE

OH, WOW. CHECK IT OUT.

HOW MUCH?

$14.

$9.00.

$12.

9.50.

NO WAY.

$10, IT'S A DEAL.

O.K.

PIA, LEND ME $10.

BUT IT'S ALL I'VE GOT, COOKIE.

PLEASE.

O.K.

BYE.

BYE.

♪ OH, YEAH

♪ HEY, YEAH

♪ AMERICANOS

♪ BLUE JEANS AND CHINOS

♪ PEPSI AND OREOS

♪ AMERICANOS

HEY. HEY, HOLD IT.

HOLD ON.

♪ IN THE LAND OF THE FREE

♪ BE WHAT YOU WANT TO BE

SORRY.

HEY.

BYE. BYE.

HA HA HA!

OH, COOKIE.

DOCKET NUMBER 8NO6357.

CARMELA MARIA ANGELINA TERESA VOLTECKY.

YO.

MISS VOLTECKY, YOU ARE CHARGED

WITH VIOLATING SECTION 165.15,

THEFT OF SERVICES,

AND 205.30, RESISTING ARREST AND OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE.

ARE YOU REPRESENTED BY AN ATTORNEY?

NO.

YES, YOUR HONOR.

HENRY SOLOMON BLAH BLAH BLAH.

MR. SOLOMON.

YOUR HONOR, I'D LIKE TO ASK YOU TO RELEASE MISS VOLTECKY

ON HER OWN RECOGNIZANCE.

WHAT ARE YOU, AN AMBULANCE CHASER?

SHE HAS BEEN LIVING QUIETLY WITH HER MOTHER

AND HAVING HAD TO LEAVE TRADE SCHOOL FOR MEDICAL REASONS

HAS BEEN CONDUCTING AN EXHAUSTING SEARCH FOR EMPLOYMENT.

GRANTED, MR. SOLOMON. DATE OF APPEARANCE.

HOW IS JANUARY 16th?

HOW'S JANUARY 16th?

I GOT TO CHECK MY CALENDAR.

THANK YOU, YOUR HONOR. THAT'LL BE FINE.

NEXT CASE, PLEASE.

DOCKET NUMBER 8N06338. PIA DIANE MANCHUSO.

SO WHAT ABOUT HER, HUH?

LET GO OF ME!

MISS MANCHUSO, YOU'RE CHARGED WITH VIOLATING

SECTION 165.15 IN THE PENAL CODE, THEFT OF SERVICES,

YOU'RE ALSO CHARGED WITH 205.30...

WHAT'S GOING ON?

HENRY!

WHERE ARE WE GOING?

WHAT'S THE DEAL?

NO PROBLEM. NOTHING AT ALL.

WHO'S THE GIRL?

WHAT'S GOING ON?

HENRY, WHO'S THE GIRL?

COME ON, YOU CAN TELL US.

THE PRESS HAS ALWAYS BEEN NICE TO YOU.

YOU'RE TAKING A TRIP WITH VINNIE AND ANGELO.

WHO?

GET IN THE DAMN CAR.

GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME!

YOU HAVE TO HAVE A WARRANT TO KIDNAP SOMEBODY!

WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME?

DOES MY MOTHER KNOW ABOUT THIS?

AND DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH ME. DON'T PUT ONE HAND ON ME.

SHUT UP!

WE'RE TAKING YOU TO YOUR FATHER.

MY FATHER?

HEY, YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING.

IT'S A LONG DRIVE. SO YOU LET ME KNOW

IF YOU HAVE TO MAKE A WEE-WEE.

YOU GOT TO STOP FIGHTING ME.

PATIENT? IF I BE ANY MORE PATIENT,

I'LL END UP IN THE HOSPITAL.

ANGELO AND VINNIE BROUGHT YOU?

HOW'S YOUR MOTHER?

I CAN'T HEAR YOU ON THIS THING.

HOW'S YOUR MOTHER?

SHE'S O.K., O.K.?

TAKE THE GUM OUT WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO ME.

YOU LOOK LIKE A HOOKER.

YOUR MOTHER TOLD ME YOU HAD MY BRAINS,

BUT I GUESS YOU GOT MY TEMPER INSTEAD.

YOU'RE GETTING A JOB WHEN YOU GET HOME.

I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.

I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE I WAS 5.

GOING AROUND WITH BUMS. STAYING OUT ALL NIGHT. GETTING PINCHED.

I'M COMING UP FOR PAROLE IN TWO WEEKS.

YOUR PAROLE?

MY LITTLE ARREST IS GONNA JAM UP YOUR PAROLE?

NOBODY EVEN KNOWS YOU'RE MY FATHER,

INCLUDING ME.

YOU'RE GETTING A JOB, 9:00 TO 5:00,

IN BED EARLY AFTER A LITTLE TV.

THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU UPSET YOUR MOTHER.

PICK UP THE PHONE.

PICK UP THAT FUCKING PHONE.

IT SEEMS LIKE WHAT WE HAVE HERE

IN YOUR CASE IS AN ANGIE.

IF YOU WANNA BE A CUTE KID WITH A BIG MOUTH

ALL YOUR LIFE,

FINE, EXCEPT INSOFAR AS IT AFFECTS ME.

SO WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE,

WHICH IS SOON, IF YOU DON'T FUCK IT UP,

YOU AND I WILL TALK ABOUT IT.

NOW, SAY GOODBYE.

GOODBYE.

DADDY.

YOU OUGHT TO HAVE MORE RESPECT.

FOR YOU? I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU.

I'M TALKING ABOUT YOUR FATHER.

WAKE UP IN THERE. LET'S GO.

YO. GOOD NIGHT.

DON'T EVER RAT ON ME AGAIN.

THAT'S ALL I'M GONNA SAY.

I KNEW SHE WAS GOING TO BE MAD AT ME.

DINO SAYS SHE'S GOTTA GET A JOB.

I DON'T WANNA CRITICIZE YOU AND ALL,

BUT YOU TREAT THAT GIRL SO SPECIAL.

A JOB IS EXACTLY WHAT THAT SMART ALECK NEEDS.

RIGHT. RIGHT.

RIGHT.

[CAW]

[CAW]

HONEY, DID YOU HAVE A NICE DAY?

I TALKED TO HENRY SOLOMON.

HE THINKS THEY'LL DROP THE CHARGES.

THAT'LL BE A RELIEF TO DINO,

WHAT WITH HIM UP FOR PAROLE.

SCREW OFF. SCREW OFF. SCREW OFF.

SCREW OFF.

SCREW OFF.

HONEY, CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS?

THANK GOD HE NEVER DIVORCED HIS WIFE

AND MARRIED YOU.

COOKIE.

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS?

YOU LISTEN TO ME, YOUNG LADY.

YOUR FATHER GOT YOU A JOB.

YOU'RE GOING TO WORK ON SEVENTH AVENUE

FOR CARMINE TARRANTINO.

YOU'RE LUCKY TO HAVE A FATHER

WHO HAS SUCH IMPORTANT BUSINESS ASSOCIATES

WHO OWE HIM A GREAT DEAL.

WHAT DO I DO IN THIS JOB?

YOU DO WHATEVER THEY TELL YOU TO DO.

SO...

HOW DID HE LOOK?

COMPARED TO WHAT?

WELL, YOU MAYBE DON'T REMEMBER.

YOU WENT A FEW TIMES.

YOU USED TO GET CARSICK.

I'D HOLD YOUR FACE UP TO THE NET

SO YOU COULD SEE YOUR FATHER.

YOU'D GO, "DADDY."

"DADDY!"

[SOBBING]

♪ LOVE

♪ IS A MANY SPLENDORED THING ♪

♪ KISS ME...

JESUS, MOM, I'M SORRY YOU'RE SO UPSET.

WHAT DID I EVER ASK YOU FOR, HONEY?

HMM?

I JUST WANT YOU TO TAKE THIS JOB.

HE'S COMING OUT,

AND I JUST WANT US TO BE A FAMILY.

A FAMILY.

JESUS CHRIST.

SO YOU START MONDAY.

DON'T MIND ME. WHO ORDERED THE MINESTRONE?

THEY RAN OUT, SO I GOT CHICKEN NOODLE INSTEAD.

DO YOU WANT THE SAME CUFF?

YEAH, SAME CUFF.

WE GOT LABOR MANAGEMENT PROBLEMS.

VEGETABLE SOUP. MACARONI.

SPEAK ENGLISH, DOMINICK.

THAT NUT FROM THE UNION IS ORGANIZING THE PLANT!

[CLINK]

HEY, YOU DINO'S GIRL? HOW IS YOUR FATHER?

HE'S GETTING OUT SOON.

BE GOOD TO SEE WHAT HE'S BEEN UP TO.

MY GUESS IS NOT TOO MUCH. HA HA!

NOW, MR. SEGRETTO, COULD YOU ELABORATE ON WHY

THE UNITED STATES ATTORNEY'S OFFICE OPPOSES PAROLE?

GENTLEMEN.

13 YEARS AGO,

MR. CAPISCO WAS CONVICTED OF LABOR RACKETEERING.

IT'S THE GOVERNMENT'S POSITION

THAT WHILE IN FEDERAL PRISON, HE CONTINUED THESE ACTIVITIES

IN PARTNERSHIP WITH CARMINE TARRANTINO.

UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES,

WE HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO OPPOSE PAROLE.

GENTLEMEN, THE ISSUES HERE ARE SIMPLE.

MR. CAPISCO IS ELIGIBLE FOR PAROLE.

HE HAS BEEN A MODEL PRISONER FOR THE PAST 13 YEARS.

THIS OUGHT TO BE

A COMPLETELY ROUTINE PAROLE HEARING,

BUT MR. SEGRETTO WANTS TO BE GOVERNOR

AND HAS BEEN WAGING A VENDETTA

AGAINST PERSONS OF ITALIAN DESCENT

IN HIS ENDLESS PURSUIT OF CHEAP, FRONT-PAGE STORIES.

YOU HAVE HEARD HIS OBJECTIONS.

MR. CAPISCO IS PARTNERS WITH CARMINE TARRANTINO.

GENTLEMEN, THAT'S A COMPLETE FABRICATION.

MR. CAPISCO HAS HAD NO SOURCE OF INCOME

FOR THE PAST 13 YEARS.

HIS DEVOTED WIFE BUNNY

HAS BEEN FORCED TO BOARD ANIMALS

TO SUPPORT HERSELF.

OBJECTION. YOU SHOULD KNOW HIS WIFE

IS THE DAUGHTER OF THE LATE ANTONY BALLARDO,

A.K.A. TONY BOY THE ARTICHOKE KING.

THEIR MARRIAGE SERVED TO UNITE

TWO MAJOR ORGANIZED-CRIME FAMILIES.

YOU LEAVE MY FATHER OUT OF THIS!

ORDER. THIS HEARING WILL COME TO ORDER,

OR I'LL HOLD YOU IN CONTEMPT.

SURELY THE DISTINGUISHED MEMBERS OF THE PAROLE BOARD

WILL SEE THROUGH THE PROVOCATIVE INTERRUPTION

BY THE PROSECUTOR

AND COME TO A JUST RULING IN THIS CASE.

DINO.

DON'T BUY MANY NEW CLOTHES.

YOU WON'T BE OUT THAT LONG.

YOU KNOW HOW YOU POINT WHEN YOU TALK?

I WAS NOTICING IT IN THE COURTROOM.

IT HURTS YOU.

IT HURTS YOUR PRESENTATION.

[BELL RINGS]

[DOG BARKING]

LOOK AT MY CAR.

WALL-TO-WALL DOG HAIR.

WELL, EXCUSE ME!

THE NEXT TIME YOU GET OUT OF THE JOINT,

I'LL BRING THE ROLLS-ROYCE,

BUT IT WAS IN THE SHOP.

KNOCK IT OFF, BUNNY.

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

THIS PLACE SMELLS LIKE A BORDELLO.

HONEY.

I'M WORKING FOR MUSSOLINI

SO YOU CAN FEEL LIKE WE'RE A NORMAL FAMILY.

HONEY, DON'T THROW THINGS AROUND.

I JUST PICKED UP.

THEY PUT PHONY DESIGNER LABELS

ON STOLEN SHIT FROM HONG KONG.

I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

OH, GOD.

I'M NOT HAVING HIM STAY HERE.

DON'T START WITH ME.

I'M NOT.

DON'T START WITH ME.

I'M GOING TO BE SICK.

PACK YOUR BAGS.

I'M TAKING YOU TO ATLANTIC CITY.

COOKIE. COOKIE, YOUR FATHER'S HERE.

I WANTED YOU TO SAY HELLO.

YOU'RE JUST GOING OUT,

HE CALLS, AND YOU DROP EVERYTHING.

YES. NOW GET OVER HERE

AND SAY HELLO TO YOUR FATHER.

HI.

I SUPPOSE YOU KNOW I'M WORKING

FOR TWO RETARDS WHO SELL SCHWAG.

REALLY?

COOKIE DOESN'T LIKE HER JOB.

I'M PRACTICALLY THE ONLY PERSON THERE

WHO'S NOT AN ALIEN.

YOU LOOK GREAT.

UGH!

I DON'T LOOK THE WAY I USED TO.

YOU USED TO HAVE A BABY FACE.

NOW YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.

I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE SO PISSED OFF

JUST BECAUSE YOUR MOTHER IS SEEING YOUR FATHER.

SHE'S SUCH A WIMP.

I'D RATHER SHOOT MYSELF THAN BE LIKE HER.

COME ON.

VERY IMPRESSIVE, ARNOLD.

I WANTED TO COME DOWN HERE, ARNOLD,

TO THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING YOU DONE

WHILE I WAS AWAY. DINO, PLEASE...

NOW I'M OUT. NOW I'M OUT,

AND I WANT WHAT I'M OWED.

WHAT YOU'RE OWED?

LET ME REFRESH YOUR MEMORY.

WHEN YOU FIRST GOT STARTED,

WHO HELPED YOU OUT?

WHEN THE UNIONS WOULDN'T MOVE,

WHO BROKE THEIR LEGS

AND GOT A PIECE OF THE ACTION?

DINO, I'M A LITTLE CONFUSED.

YOU SEE, WE BOUGHT CARMINE OUT,

WHICH INCLUDES YOU.

WHEN?

SIX, SEVEN YEARS AGO.

THAT'S MY MONEY.

MY MONEY GETS PAID TO ME.

CARMINE SCREWED ME, TOO,

BUT I DIDN'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY.

HOW SHOULD I TAKE IT, AS A GROUP?

DINO, FORGET IT.

SWALLOW IT.

HERE.

NO. NO. IT'S A LOAN.

I'M ONLY LOANING IT TO YOU.

ARNOLD, PLEASE.

JUST 'TIL YOU'RE BACK ON YOUR FEET.

THEN YOU CAN PAY ME BACK...

AND YOU'LL PAY ME BACK.

DINO, I GOT A JACKPOT!

I PLAYED 19, AND I GOT $35!

HONEY, WE'RE RICH!

DINO, HONEY.

YEAH.

MAYBE YOU COULD SPEND A LITTLE TIME WITH COOKIE.

I GOT THINGS TO DO.

I KNOW, BUT, HONEY, SHE HARDLY KNOWS YOU.

THERE'S BUSINESS TO WORK OUT.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING STRAIGHT.

SHH.

WE COULD BE A NORMAL FAMILY.

SURE.

WHAT?

NORMAL FAMILY.

I MEAN IT. I WANT TO BE A FAMILY.

DINO, I WANT TO MARRY YOU.

YOU KNOW I GOT TO LIVE WITH HER.

THAT'S A CONDITION OF MY PAROLE.

HEY.

HEY.

COME ON.

OH, HONEY.

HA HA HA HA!

OH!

HA HA HA HA!

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

HEY!

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

LOUIE, VERY IMPRESSIVE,

BUT NOBODY TAUGHT YOU HOW TO FOLD IT.

DINO!

OH, IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.

YOU REMEMBER MY SON DOMINICK?

YOU WANT SOME COFFEE,

SOME ANISETTE,

A PIECE OF FRUIT?

NICE PLACE.

MY WIFE, SHE HIRED A DECORATOR.

I WENT TO ATLANTIC CITY. I SAW ARNOLD.

I SAID, "I'M GOING STRAIGHT. BUY ME OUT."

HE SAID, "I ALREADY BOUGHT YOU OUT,"

WHICH IS NEWS.

I GOT NEW THINGS

YOU MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN.

I JUST WANT MY MONEY SO I CAN LIVE MY LIFE.

IT'S NOT SO EASY, DINO.

WE HAD A LOT OF CAPITAL OUTLAYS, PLUS CAPITAL GAINS.

PLUS WE THOUGHT WE WERE ELIGIBLE

FOR INVESTMENT TAX CREDITS,

ONLY WE WEREN'T, WHICH HURT US.

DOMINICK HERE WENT TO WHARTON.

MAYBE DOMINICK CAN FIGURE OUT

WHAT YOU OWE ME PLUS 13 YEARS COMPOUND INTEREST.

I HAVE TROUBLE REMEMBERING

THE FORMULA FOR COMPOUND INTEREST.

HA HA HA! DINO.

YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME LAUGH.

YOU'RE ALIVE. YOU'RE HERE.

IT'S NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU?

ANOTHER GUY COMES OUT OF THE JOINT,

HE'D BE GLAD TO BE ALIVE.

YOU WANT TO BE THE GODFATHER.

WE'RE HAVING A CHRISTMAS PARTY NEXT SUNDAY.

YOU COME, AND WE'LL TALK THEN.

DINO, IT'S NICE HAVING YOU BACK.

HA HA HA HA HA!

[SPEAKING ITALIAN]

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

HEY, I GOT TO TALK TO YOU.

I GOT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS JOB.

I GOT TO BE SOMEPLACE.

NO. I CAN'T STAY HERE.

I'M NOT A PASSIVE PERSON.

I CAN'T STAY THERE GETTING EYESTRAIN.

THEY GAVE ME THIS JOB BECAUSE OF YOU.

[RINGS BUZZER]

THEY'RE PAYING ME MINIMUM WAGE.

YOU COULD WORK AT McDONALD'S,

WEAR A HAIR NET.

WHAT ARE YOU TRAINED FOR?

WHAT ARE YOU TRAINED FOR?

IT'S LIKE A PRISON THERE.

I DON'T SEE WHY I HAVE TO BE IN PRISON

IF YOU'RE NOT ANYMORE.

AHEM.

NOBODY TAUGHT YOU HOW TO HAVE

A PRIVATE CONVERSATION, I GUESS.

WHAT DID I NEED A PRIVATE CONVERSATION ABOUT?

SHUT UP. YOUR MOTHER NEVER TAUGHT YOU MANNERS?

DON'T SAY ANYTHING AGAINST MY MOTHER

AFTER WHAT YOU PUT HER THROUGH.

I KNEW A GUY IN PRISON, BILLY BLUENOSE,

HE PUT A HIT ON HIS OWN KID!

UH!

LEAVE ME ALONE.

MERRY CHRISTMAS.

AHH!

HONEY--

[SNIFF]

IF YOU CAN'T TAKE ME, TAKE COOKIE.

DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT COOKIE.

SHE'S JUST LIKE YOU, DINO.

SHE'S JUST LIKE YOU.

SHE'S NOT LIKE ME.

WELL, SHE'S CERTAINLY NOT LIKE MY FAMILY.

THERE'S NEVER BEEN ANYBODY LIKE HER IN MY FAMILY.

I'M NOT SAYING THAT.

FROM THE VERY BEGINNING...

SHE HIT KIDS ON THE PLAYGROUND.

WHERE DID SHE GET THAT FROM? NOT FROM MY FAMILY!

CERTAINLY, I NEVER HIT KIDS ON THE PLAYGROUND.

LENORE--

I KEPT CLEAN ON THE PLAYGROUND.

SHE WAS ALWAYS DIRTY.

I HAD 12 PINS

FOR DEPORTMENT WHEN I WAS IN SCHOOL, DINO.

THE NUNS JUST LOVED ME.

I'LL TAKE HER!

COOKIE!

COULD YOU COME OUT HERE FOR A MINUTE?

♪ THAT THIS GROUP MUST SOMEHOW FORM A FAMILY ♪

COOKIE!

GET OUT HERE RIGHT NOW!

♪ THE BRADY BUNCH

♪ THE BRADY BUNCH...

WHAT?

HONEY,

YOUR FATHER'S BEEN INVITED TO THE TARRANTINO'S PARTY,

AND I'D LIKE YOU TO GO WITH HIM.

I AIN'T GOIN' NOWHERE WITH A CHILD ABUSER.

LENORE, YA GOTTA DO SOMETHING.

YOU GOTTA TEACH THIS KID MANNERS.

I NEVER SPOKE LIKE THAT

TO MY PARENTS IN MY LIFE.

PROBABLY BECAUSE THEY HIT YOU.

THAT'S HOW IT WORKS. IT'S A CYCLE.

THEY HIT YOU, AND YOU HIT ME.

COME ON. HIT ME AGAIN, YOU BIG, TOUGH GUY.

COME ON. YOU CAN DO IT.

YOU GOT A MISERABLE PERSONALITY.

LISTEN, I CAN'T STAND THIS.

MY HEART'S BEATING SO FAST I CAN'T BREATHE.

COME HERE, YOU.

OH, GOD!

I'M GETTING PALPITATIONS.

YOU BOTH STOP IT!

NOW, LISTEN.

I RAISED YOU BY MYSELF.

I WAS A SINGLE MOTHER

LONG BEFORE THEY TALKED ABOUT IT ON OPRAH WINFREY.

I WAITED FOR YOU FOR 13 YEARS.

AND I HAD PLENTY OF OFFERS!

I DIDN'T HAVE TO WAIT WITH MY TITS ON HOLD

MY ENTIRE LIFE!

LEARN TO LOVE EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW!

THANK YOU.

YOU LOOK NICE.

GIVE ME A BREAK.

HEY, FORGET ABOUT IT.

THE GUM.

DINO, GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT.

YEAH. I LIKE THAT, TOO.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, LITTLE GIRL.

HERE'S SOMETHING FOR YOU

FROM SANTA CLAUS.

WHO'S NEXT? WHO DO WE HAVE?

WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

LOUIS, HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY ALL YEAR?

LAST WEEK, SEGRETTO BUSTED

CARLINO'S OPERATION IN THE BRONX.

I FIGURE SEGRETTO'S TWO AWAY FROM US.

HEY, DINO JUST WALKED IN.

SHUT UP, DOMINICK.

I'M WORKING THIS THING OUT.

GUYS TAKING PICTURES OF US

ALL THE TIME.

GUYS TAILING US, BUGGING US.

NO WONDER THERE'S A CRIME WAVE.

DEAL WITH DINO OR THERE WILL BE PROBLEMS.

I DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH DINO.

I JUST HAVE TO STALL HIM UNTIL THE D.A. NAILS HIM.

DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO.

♪ JINGLE BELL, JINGLE BELL ♪

♪ JINGLE BELL ROCK

♪ JINGLE BELL SWING AND JINGLE BELLS RING ♪

♪ SNOWIN' AND BLOWIN' UP BUSHELS OF FUN ♪

♪ NOW THE JINGLE HOP...

I GO TO THE TANNING SALON

MAYBE TWO, THREE TIMES A WEEK.

CHICKS LIKE THAT.

WHAT CAN I TELL YOU?

THERE'S A WHOLE NEW WORLD OUT THERE,

VERY COMPETITIVE,

VERY COMPETITIVE.

♪ IN THE FROSTY AIR...

NOT LIKE THAT.

LIKE THIS.

BOOM. BOOM.

TRY IT.

♪ TO ROCK THE NIGHT AWAY ♪

ARE YOU STUPID?

♪ JINGLE BELL TIME IS A SWELL TIME ♪

WATCH IT.

♪ IN A ONE-HORSE SLEIGH

♪ GIDDY-UP, JINGLE HORSE, PICK UP YOUR FEET ♪

♪ JINGLE AROUND THE CLOCK ♪

♪ MIX AND MINGLE IN A JINGLIN' BEAT ♪

♪ THAT'S THE JINGLE BELL ROCK ♪

♪ JINGLE BELL, JINGLE BELL, JINGLE BELL ROCK ♪

♪ JINGLE BELL CHIME IN JINGLE BELL TIME ♪

MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE, FOR ONE MOMENT?

I WANT TO SAY SOMETHING

ABOUT FRIENDS,

ABOUT ONE FRIEND IN PARTICULAR,

WHO IS HERE TODAY AFTER A LONG ABSENCE,

MY OLD FRIEND DINO,

DINO CAPISCO, MY PARTNER.

I DON'T WANT THIS DAY TO GO BY

WITHOUT SAYING THINGS THAT HAVE BEEN IN MY HEART

FOR MANY YEARS.

DINO, WE STARTED TOGETHER,

WE WORKED TOGETHER.

WE HAD GOOD TIMES

AND BAD TIMES.

GOOD TIMES FOR ME--

HA HA HA!

AND BAD TIMES FOR YOU.

HA HA HA!

BUT THOSE TIMES ARE OVER NOW.

WELCOME, DINO.

WELCOME HOME.

CARMINE, YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU.

I DON'T HAVE TO SAY IT.

EVERY DAY I WAS AWAY,

I KNEW HOW MUCH WE OWED EACH OTHER,

AND I KNEW YOU KNEW.

FROM NOW ON,

IT'S GOOD TIMES FOR BOTH OF US.

IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK.

CENT'ANNI!

CENT'ANNI, GENTLEMEN.

♪ HEY, HEY, NOW

♪ GET DOWN IN THIS TOWN

♪ MOVE YOUR BODY ROUND

♪ LET ME HEAR YOU SAY HEY, HA ♪

COOK IT AND STRAIN IT.

YOU ADD YOUR FRESH TOMATOES.

WHAT'S IT CALLED?

WELL, IT HAS NO NAME, MY OWN PERSONAL RECIPE.

AND WHAT ABOUT CANNED TOMATOES?

USE CANNED, CRUSHED, OR WHOLE TOMATOES.

ADD STRAINED PEAS.

PUT IT OVER COOKED NOODLES.

RICE?

DEFINITELY USE RICE.

DEFINITELY YOU CAN USE RICE.

♪ GET DOWN NOW

♪ TALK TO ME NOW

♪ HEY

♪ MY DARLING, I

♪ CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF YOUR LOVE, BABE ♪

♪ GIRL, I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW WHY ♪

♪ I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF YOUR LOVE, BABE... ♪

NOW THAT OUR FATHERS ARE PARTNERS,

YOU AND ME SHOULD BECOME BETTER ACQUAINTED.

YOU AND ME?

NAME THE DAY.

OOH, YOU LIKE IT ROUGH.

I SHOULD HAVE FIGURED THAT OUT.

MY FATHER MAY SUCK UP TO YOUR FAMILY,

BUT I DON'T. GO FUCK YOURSELF.

YOU'RE FIRED!

I'M FIRED?

I QUIT, O.K.? I QUIT.

WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT IS THIS?

NOTHING. NOTHING.

DOMINICK, WHAT HAPPENED?

NOTHING.

WE'RE GOING.

KNOCK IT OFF, O.K.?

WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT HAPPENED?

I BURNT HIS TIE. HE WAS COMING ON TO ME.

I CAN'T TELL IF YOU'RE SMART OR RETARDED.

YOU MAD AT HIM?

YOU WANT TO GET EVEN?

DON'T TELL PEOPLE TO FUCK THEMSELVES

IF YOU WANNA GET EVEN.

YOU'LL NEVER GET EVEN WITH PEOPLE

IF THEY KNOW IT'S COMING.

INSTEAD OF YOU GETTING THEM,

THEY'RE WAITING FOR YOU.

YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

WELL, IF YOU'RE SO SMART,

WHY ARE YOU PARTNERS WITH THAT CREEP'S FATHER?

THE DAY CARMINE TARRANTINO CALLS YOU HIS PARTNER,

THAT'S THE DAY YOU WATCH YOUR BACK.

GET IN THE CAR AND DRIVE.

WHY CAN'T VITO DRIVE?

VITO'S BUSY. DRIVE.

YOU DRIVE. I DON'T FEEL LIKE DRIVING.

I DON'T HAVE MY LICENSE.

I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

DON'T BELIEVE IT.

HERE THEY COME.

WHERE'S THIS NUT GOING?

WE'VE GOT COMPANY.

WELL, WHO IS IT?

FEDS.

NO SHIT! YOU WANT ME TO LOSE THEM?

DO I WANNA SEE YOU LOSE THEM?

NO. I WAS PLANNING WE ALL GO TO PLAYLAND

AND RIDE THE CYCLONE.

[HONK]

WELL?

HMM?

BEGINNER'S LUCK.

MY OLD FRIEND DINO CAPISCO.

GO BREAK UP THE PARTY IN THE PRESSROOM

AND LEAK THESE TO OUR HARD-WORKING

GENTLEMEN OF THE PRESS.

THEY'RE AT TIMES SQUARE WATCHING THE BALL DROP.

WELL, FIND THEM.

I WANT THOSE IN THE FRIDAY PAPERS,

NOT THE SATURDAY PAPERS.

HEY, RICHIE,

HAPPY NEW YEAR.

OUT.

COME ON.

HELLO. THIS IS THE MACHINE AT PEPINO FISHES MARKET.

LEAVE A MESSAGE

WHEN YOU HEAR THE SOUND OF THE BEEP.

DON'T HANG UP. [BEEP]

IT'S ME. I'M BACK...

[ARF ARF]

LOOKING FOR YOU.

SHUT UP!

BUNNY! GET THESE DOGS OUT OF HERE.

DAMN IT!

STOP BY.

[GRR]

[ARF ARF ARF]

JESUS CHRIST! I'M TRYING TO WORK!

THE DOGS PAY THE RENT HERE, NOT YOU.

I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS, PAROLE OR NO PAROLE.

THE DAY I DIVORCE YOU IS THE DAY YOU DIE.

NOW...

WHO IS SHE?

[ARF ARF ARF]

JUST TELL ME!

WHO IS SHE?

SHE WORKS FOR ME.

SHE'S MY DRIVER.

RIGHT.

SHE'S YOUR DRIVER.

SHE'S A GOOD ONE, TOO, BEST I EVER HAD.

COME ON,

WILL YOU?

[ARF ARF ARF]

HERE HE IS OUTSIDE OF PINO'S FISH MARKET,

A WELL-KNOWN BOOKMAKING ESTABLISHMENT.

THAT'S MILK BOTTLE MONTEBELLO

AND PINO THE SQUID IN THE DOORWAY.

WE HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE THAT THE PAPER BAG IN DINO'S HAND

CONTAINS HIS CUT FROM THEIR OPERATION.

♪ YEOW!

SO, UM, WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?

♪ HE GOT BOOSTER-CHARGED ELECTRIC LIGHT ♪

♪ HIGH-HEEL SHOES...

HAVE SOME CALAMARI.

I'M THE DRIVER. I'M RISKING MY NECK.

I GOT A RIGHT TO KNOW.

SHUT UP AND EAT SOME FISH.

HERE HE IS, THREE DAYS LATER, WITH THE BUTCHERS,

FAT ANGELO AND MIKEY "PORK CHOP" ROZELLO.

THEY BOTH DID TIME FOR LABOR RACKETEERING.

THE GUY WITH THE REMOTE CONTROL IS

FRANKIE "BOOM BOOM" AMARUZO.

HE'S A DEMOLITIONS EXPERT.

WE SUSPECT HIM AS RESPONSIBLE

FOR THAT JERSEY CITY CAR BOMBING LAST YEAR.

AND THAT'S HIS NEPHEW VITO.

THEY RUN A GARAGE AND LIMOUSINE COMPANY,

PROBABLY A FRONT FOR A FENCING OPERATION.

AND THIS IS ENZO DELLA TESTA,

A RARE PLEASURE,

THE CAPO DI TUTTI CAPPI.

HE'S THE MAN WHO KNOWS EVERYTHING THAT GOES ON.

WE SPOTTED THEM LAST TUESDAY IN LITTLE ITALY.

THE GIRL IS HIS DRIVER, CARMELA VOLTECKY.

WE DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT HER.

HER ONLY PRIOR IS A 165.15,

TURNSTILE JUMPING.

START ROLLING. HERE'S OUR BOY.

I HEAR YOU BEEN MOVING AROUND,

SHAKING A FEW HANDS.

GOT A LOT OF FRIENDS.

BEEN AWAY A LONG TIME.

DON'T WANT TO HURT ANYBODY'S FEELINGS.

[SPEAKING ITALIAN]

DINO, I'M A GENEROUS GUY.

I GOT 25,000. IT'S ALL YOURS.

YOU'RE INSULTING ME, OR YOU'RE A COMEDIAN.

THIS IS A JOKE, RIGHT?

HE'S BEING FUNNY.

GO ON! GET OUT OF HERE.

YOU'RE AN IMPULSIVE GUY, DINO.

YOU ALWAYS WERE AN IMPULSIVE GUY.

GUY OPENED HIS MOUTH, YOU POPPED HIM ONE.

THAT'S O.K. ON THE STREET.

YOU MOVE INTO AN OFFICE, YOU LEARN A LITTLE RESTRAINT.

WATCH OUT, DINO.

IT WOULD UPSET ME IF YOU GOT HURT.

YOU WERE ALWAYS A DIPLOMAT, CARMINE.

CLEARLY, DINO WAS MOVING IN ON CARMINE TARRANTINO.

HE'S ABOUT TO MAKE A MOVE ON TARRANTINO'S OPERATION.

ALVIN MADE A CHART OF THE CURRENT STRUCTURE

OF THE MAFIA IN NEW YORK.

YOU'RE ALL WELCOME TO A XEROXED COPY OF IT.

OBVIOUSLY WE COULD ARREST DINO

FOR ASSOCIATING WITH KNOWN CRIMINALS.

IS THAT ALL YOU'VE GOT?

BUT WE PREFER TO WATCH HIM

AND SEE WHAT HE'LL DO.

COME ON, RICHIE.

COME ON, RICHIE. WAIT A SECOND.

IS THIS GUY REALLY IMPORTANT?

IT'S A PERSONAL VENDETTA. FACE IT.

IT'S NOT PERSONAL, JUST BUSINESS.

RIGHT, RICHIE?

ALL BUSINESS IS PERSONAL.

[CAR BRAKES SCREECH]

BYE.

BYE.

LATER.

BYE. BYE.

SEE YA.

BYE.

I'LL SEE YOU LATER, ALL RIGHT?

BYE.

NICE FRIENDS.

VERY CLASSY.

YEAH. I SUPPOSE NOW THAT YOU'RE A CELEBRITY,

I'M SUPPOSED TO HANG AROUND WITH DEBUTANTES.

DON'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ.

WHY'D THEY WRITE IT IF IT'S NOT TRUE?

WHY? BECAUSE SEGRETTO'S TRYING TO SET ME UP,

SO HE BRINGS IN THE MAFIA WRITERS OF AMERICA

IF THEY NAME ME THE GODFATHER,

WHEN SEGRETTO BUSTS ME, HE'S A BIG SHOT.

AND YOU'RE JUST GOING TO LET THEM DO THAT?

YOU GOTTA HAVE A PLAN.

MY PLAN IS I HAVE A GOOD LAWYER.

THEY'LL SEND YOU BACK TO JAIL.

AFTER YOU WAITED ALL THAT TIME,

YOU CAN'T LET THEM DO THAT.

I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.

DON'T TALK ABOUT IT IN FRONT OF YOUR MOTHER.

SHE GETS UPSET.

WHAT IF SHE ASKS QUESTIONS?

YOUR MOTHER DOESN'T ASK QUESTIONS.

SO, IS IT TRUE?

OH, DINO.

I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING STRAIGHT.

I AM, EVENTUALLY.

COMPLIMENTS OF MR. NICK.

IT'S AN HONOR TO HAVE YOU HERE,

MR. CAPISCO.

ALL RIGHT, THESE PREMISES ARE ON STRIKE!

EVERYBODY OUT OF HERE!

LET'S GO. YOU'RE ON STRIKE.

COME ON. LET'S GO. MOVE IT!

MOVE IT! LET'S GO.

[BELL RINGS]

WHAT'S GOING ON?

I GOT NO PROBLEM WITH THE UNION.

YOU GOT A BEEF? TELL IT TO CITY HALL.

THAT SON OF A BITCH!

ALL RIGHT,

LET'S GO. OUT OF THAT TRUCK. MOVE!

COME ON. GET OUT.

MOVE IT! COME ON!

CHARLIE.

WHO'S THAT FOR?

A FRIEND.

HOPE SHE LIKES IT.

WAIT 'TIL THE SON OF A BITCH FINDS OUT ABOUT THIS.

COOKIE, BRING THIS TO YOUR MOTHER.

BRING IT YOURSELF.

HEY, COOKIE, IT WOULD PROBABLY

LOOK BETTER ON YOU ANYWAY.

THE SON OF A BITCH CALLS HIMSELF MY FRIEND,

AND THEN HE KNIFES ME IN THE BACK.

SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?

I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT.

I DON'T WANNA SEE THE SON OF A BITCH.

I JUST WANT A GOOD MEAL.

LUIGI.

I TOLD THEM IN THE KITCHEN,

GO EASY ON THE GARLIC.

I GOT A LITTLE GAS.

WHAT THE--

THAT'S MY TABLE.

SIT DOWN. THERE'S ANOTHER GOOD TABLE.

THE JOINT'S FULL OF GOOD TABLES.

THAT STUPID FUCK IS STARTING

TO GET ON MY NERVES.

DRIVE. WE'RE GOING TO MANHATTAN.

SO WHAT WAS GOING ON IN THERE, HUH?

THIS CAR'S A PIGSTY.

I JUST WASHED IT.

YOU SHOULD KEEP A GARBAGE BAG IN IT.

I WAS ON LINE AN HOUR AND A HALF

AT THE CAR WASH.

DON'T THROW IT ON THE GROUND.

I MESS UP THE CAR

BECAUSE I HAVE TO EAT HERE.

YOU'RE A DRIVER. THAT'S YOUR JOB.

OH YEAH? YOU DON'T NOTICE CARMINE ASKING DOMINICK

TO EAT IN THE CAR.

DOMINICK GOES INTO THE RESTAURANT

BECAUSE OF BUSINESS.

DOMINICK GOES INTO THE RESTAURANT

BECAUSE HE'S CARMINE'S SON.

NEVER SHOULD HAVE HIRED YOU.

IT WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA.

I ONLY DID IT BECAUSE OF YOUR MOTHER.

FIRE ME, THEN. FIRE ME!

GO GET YOURSELF A GODDAMN SON.

♪ HERE YOU GO

♪ WAY TOO FAST...

♪ WATCH, WATCH YOUR STEP ♪

♪ DON'T LOOK OUT, GONNA BREAK YOUR NECK ♪

♪ SO SHUT, SHUT...

THEY JUST PULLED OUT.

♪ AND IF I GIVE YOU

♪ ENOUGH TO LAST A LIFETIME THROUGH ♪

♪ SO WHAT DO YOU WANT OF ME? ♪

♪ GOT NO...

OH, SHIT.

HEY!

AAH! TAKE OFF!

AAH!

AAH!

[SIREN]

WHEN THIS IS OVER,

YOU'RE NOT DRIVING FOR ME ANYMORE,

CAPISCE?

YEAH?

O.K.

THEY'VE JUST BEEN RELEASED.

OH, SHIT.

WHAT DO I DO NOW?

JUST SAY "NO COMMENT."

I GOT AN IDEA.

SHUT UP.

YOU TALK ABOUT BEING PERSECUTED,

HOW YOU'RE A PEACE-LOVING GUY

WITH TOMATO PLANTS, YOU KNOW.

NO COMMENTS.

TAKE HER HOME.

WHAT?

GET HER OUT OF HERE.

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT CARMINE?

NO COMMENT.

DOES THE U.S. ATTORNEY

HAVE A PERSONAL VENDETTA AGAINST YOU?

IS IT TRUE YOU AND SEGRETTO WENT TO THE SAME HIGH SCHOOL?

WHO CALLED ME DAPPER DINO?

I DID! I DID! I DID!

GUYS, GUYS, GUYS!

I WILL NOT MAKE A MOVE WITHOUT CALLING YOU.

THE DAY I GO FOR IT, YOU'LL BE THE FIRST TO KNOW.

MEANWHILE, I'M JUST A PEACE-LOVING GUY

WITH SOME TOMATO PLANTS.

I'M GOING HOME, WORK ON MY GARDEN.

...BULLET BALL AS WE GET STARTED IN THE THIRD.

STEVE COLTER AND JEFF MALONE ARE THE GUARDS.

TERRY CATLEDGE, BERNARD KING, AND MOSES MALONE.

MALONE DIDN'T ATTEMPT A SHOT

IN THE SECOND QUARTER.

JEFF MALONE IS NOW 1 OUT OF 8.

OH, LOOK AT THIS MESS.

I TOLD YA, IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA USE THE TABLECLOTH,

USE THE GODDAMN COASTERS.

I DON'T LIKE RINGS.

EWING BREAKING UP THAT...

SOMEBODY GOING TO A CHRISTENING?

IT'S A WEDDING, O.K.?

NOW THAT YOU'RE A SUPERSTAR,

WHY DON'T YOU SPEND SOME MONEY ON THIS PLACE?

JESUS CHRIST, BUNNY.

I YOU DON'T LIKE IT HERE ANYMORE,

YOU CAN ALWAYS MOVE BACK TO JAIL.

YOU KNOW WHO WILL GO TO JAIL?

YOU WITH THOSE STOLEN DOGS,

REGROOMING STOLEN DOGS AND SELLING THEM.

I HAVE TO GO, IF YOU DON'T MIND.

ONE OF THESE DAYS, YOU'LL GET PICKED UP

FOR RUNNING A CHOP SHOP FOR PETS.

AH, SHUT UP!

DAMN IT.

OH.

YOUR CAR IS BLOCKING MY CAR!

I CAN'T HEAR YOU. SPEAK UP.

MOVE YOUR GODDAMN CAR!

MOVE IT YOURSELF.

SON OF A BITCH.

GODDAMN IT!

I'LL MOVE THIS CAR.

I'LL MOVE IT RIGHT UP HIS ASS.

SON OF A BITCH.

GET IN THERE. SIT DOWN!

START UP!

[ENGINE REVS]

[TIRES SQUEAL]

[ENGINE RUNNING]

[GRINDING]

[ENGINE RUNNING]

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

COME ON.

HEY!

YOUR CAR WON'T TURN OFF.

AAH!

[WHIMPERING]

STILL NO CLUES IN THE GANGLAND

CAR BOMBING IN QUEENS.

MOBSTER DINO CAPISCO HAS GONE INTO HIDING

AFTER THE SECOND UNSUCCESSFUL ATTEMPT ON HIS LIFE--

THE SECOND IN LESS THAN A WEEK.

I'M HERE NOW WITH HIS WIFE BUNNY.

LYNN, MY HUSBAND AND I

LEAD A RESPECTABLE, QUIET LIFE.

WE DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW SOMETHING LIKE THIS COULD HAPPEN.

BUT THE MIRACLE, LYNN, IS...

NOT A SINGLE HAIR WAS SINGED ON A SINGLE DOG.

THAT'S RIGHT.

I RUN A DOG-GROOMING SALON,

PROBABLY THE FINEST IN THE BOROUGH--

BUNNY'S BARK PLACE. AREA CODE...

HERE YOU GO, FRANKIE.

HE ORDERED THE ANCHOVIES JUST TO PISS ME OFF.

YOU DON'T REALLY LIKE EM.

WHAT ARE YOU BUSTING MY BALLS FOR?

YOU WANT A PLAIN ONE, I'LL GET YOU ONE.

IT'LL ONLY CAUSE ATTENTION.

NOBODY KNOWS I'M HERE.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

[KNOCK KNOCK]

[LENORE] YOO-HOO. ANYBODY HOME?

DINO!

PUT THE GUN DOWN. OPEN THE DOOR.

YOO-HOO! DINO?

[KNOCK KNOCK]

HI, VITO.

LENORE, HOW DID YOU GET HERE?

COOKIE BROUGHT ME IN A TAXI.

FIRST I TAKE YOU ALL OVER NEW YORK,

NOW I HAVE TO TAKE HER.

LENORE, YOU CAN'T STAY HERE.

YOU GOTTA GO NOW.

IT'S DANGEROUS HERE.

I GOT A RIGHT TO TALK TO YOU.

COOKIE, PUT THAT DOWN! IT'S NOT A TOY!

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT?

US.

YOU AND ME.

Cookie: UGH, I HATE ANCHOVIES.

YOU'RE GONNA DIE.

I'M NOT EVEN GONNA BE AT THE FUNERAL.

WHERE DOES THAT LEAVE ME, HUH?

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO -- WATCH IT ON TV

LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE THAT HAPPENS TO YOU?

YOU CAN GO TO THE FUNERAL.

ALL RIGHT?

STOP CRYING! I CAN'T STAND THIS!

YOU CAN SIT IN THE FRONT ROW.

ARE YOU GONNA TELL YOUR WIFE?

LENORE, I LOVE YOU. I LOVE ONLY YOU.

WHEN I DIE, YOU RUN THE WHOLE THING.

IT'S YOUR FUNERAL.

YOU CAN MAKE OUT THE GUEST LIST,

YOU CAN CALL THE CATERER.

BUT RIGHT NOW, BEFORE I DIE,

I NEED YOU TO STOP WORRYING ABOUT MY FUNERAL

SO I CAN DO WHAT I HAVE TO DO.

I HAVE TO GET WHAT'S COMING TO ME

SO WE CAN GO FISH AND FUCK OUR BRAINS OUT

BEFORE WE'RE TOO OLD.

O.K.?

YOU HAPPY?

YEAH, I'M HAPPY.

NOW, GO HOME.

AND TAKE COOKIE WITH YOU.

I'M STAYING. WHAT?

I'M A PART OF THIS.

THE LITTLE MAFIA PRINCESS WANTS TO BE A PART OF THIS.

GET HER OUT OF HERE.

VITO.

VITO, PUT ME DOWN!

♪ SAVE ALL YOUR LOVE

♪ SAVE ALL YOUR LOVE FOR ME

♪ SAVE ALL YOUR LOVE

♪ SAVE ALL YOUR LOVE FOR ME

THANK YOU FOR THE RIDE. GOOD NIGHT.

GOOD NIGHT.

♪ SAVE ALL YOUR LOVE...

COOKIE.

TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE?

I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT'S GOING ON.

YOUR FATHER'S ON A HIT PARADE,

WITH A VERY LARGE CHANCE OF GETTING HIMSELF KILLED.

HE NEEDS A FUCKING MIRACLE

TO GET OUT OF THE BOX HE'S IN.

YOU COME DOWN THERE LIKE WE WERE HAVING A SLUMBER PARTY.

WHAT KIND OF A MIRACLE?

JUST STAY OUT OF IT, O.K.?

[BUZZ]

THERE'S A COOKIE VOLTECKY ON LINE 2.

SHE SAYS SHE'S DINO CAPISCO'S DRIVER.

YEAH?

HE'S GONE CRAZY. HE'S GONE INTO HIDING.

HE'S AFRAID CARMINE TARRANTINO WILL KILL HIM,

AND IF CARMINE DOESN'T KILL HIM,

YOU'LL SEND HIM BACK TO JAIL, AND HE'LL DIE THERE.

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

I WANT HIM TO HAVE A NEW IDENTITY--

PLASTIC SURGERY

AND THEY BURN OFF YOUR FINGERPRINTS.

ARE YOU REFERRING TO

THE FEDERAL WITNESS PROGRAM?

I DON'T KNOW. AM I?

MR. CAPISCO WOULD BE GIVEN

A NEW IDENTITY AND IMMUNITY.

IN EXCHANGE FOR WHICH,

HE'D HAVE TO AGREE TO TESTIFY

AGAINST HIS ASSOCIATES.

OH, HE'D NEVER DO THAT.

THERE'S NO WAY HE'D RAT ON HIS FRIENDS.

I'M A LITTLE CONFUSED, COOKIE.

YOU WANT ME TO GIVE MR. CAPISCO IMMUNITY

IN EXCHANGE FOR WHAT?

FOR ME.

FOR YOU? WHAT I KNOW.

I A HIS DAUGHTER.

AND I KNOW A LOT.

DOES YOUR FATHER KNOW YOU'RE HERE?

YEAH, SURE.

WHY DO YOU THINK I'M HERE?

YOU TOLD HIM WHAT?

THAT YOU'RE GOING TO THE FEDERAL WITNESS PROGRAM.

AND RAT ON MY PEOPLE?

ARE YOU CRAZY?

NO, LISTEN! I GOT IT ALL WORKED OUT.

THEY GIVE YOU A NEW IDENTITY AND IMMUNITY.

I'M THE ONE TO TESTIFY.

I GET A NEW IDENTITY, TOO.

YOU'LL MOVE TO CLEVELAND,

AND NOBODY WILL NOTICE YOU.

YOU STUPID?

[DOOR SLAMS]

[SIGH]

LOOK.

I KNOW IT'S NOT A PERFECT SCHEME.

IT'S GOT A FEW LOOSE ENDS.

MY OWN DAUGHTER SETTING ME UP,

ARRANGING THAT I GO SOMEPLACE

AND WAIT FOR THEM TO FIND ME.

YOU STUPID?

STOP CALLING ME STUPID. I'M REALLY SICK OF IT.

I'M JUST TRYING TO SAVE YOUR LIFE.

SHE'S ONLY THINKING OF YOU.

WHAT ARE YOU, DEAR ABBY?

SHE'S GOT A POINT HERE.

SHE'S SETTING ME UP TO GET WHACKED.

THAT AIN'T WHAT SHE'S DOIN'.

SHE WANTS ME TO GO TO KALAMAZOO,

WHERE I CAN'T EVEN GET DECENT EGGPLANT PARMESAN.

WHAT ABOUT MY MONEY?

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ABOUT MY MONEY?

WE'LL GET THE MONEY

BEFORE YOU GO TO THE PROGRAM.

COOKIE, LET ME SAY THIS AS NICE AS I CAN.

THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY I GO IN THE FEDERAL WITNESS PROGRAM.

THAT'S DEAD.

FEET FIRST. DEAD.

UNDERSTAND?

THEY COULD DO THAT, COULDN'T THEY?

DO WHAT?

MAKE IT LOOK LIKE HE DIED.

NOT LIKE HE DISAPPEARED

AND WENT INTO THE WITNESS PROGRAM,

BUT LIKE HE DIED.

THEY CAN DO THAT, CAN'T THEY?

MAYBE.

O.K., THEN I GOT ANOTHER IDEA.

[KNOCK KNOCK]

[RUFF]

[RUFF]

DINO'S GOT TWO MILLION BUCKS.

DON'T BE CRAZY.

HE TELLS ME HE WANTS TO GO TO SICILY

TO LIVE OUT HIS YEARS IN PEACE.

HE WANTS TO BUY INTO SOMETHING

AND LAUNDER HIS MONEY

AND SEND SOME CASH OUT OF THE COUNTRY.

DINO DOESN'T HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY.

I JUST TOLD YOU, HE DOES.

OR HE CAN GET HIS HANDS ON IT.

DINO'S MADE A LOT OF FRIENDS

SINCE HE'S BEEN OUT.

THAT MISERABLE PIECE OF GARBAGE.

I'LL KILL HIM.

YOU ALREADY TRIED IT.

IT BLEW UP IN YOUR FACE.

THIS TIME IT'LL WORK.

I'M GOING TO KILL THAT FUCK.

THAT'S WHAT I FIGURED,

SO I HAVE AN IDEA.

LET'S NOT KILL HIM

'TIL WE GET HIS MONEY.

SO I HEAR YOU WANT TO RETIRE IN SICILY.

IT'S COOKIE'S IDEA.

I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE IT'S A GOOD ONE.

THE LAW'S PUTTING A LOT OF PRESSURE ON ME.

I'M TIRED, CARMINE.

YOU AND I WERE LIKE BROTHERS, DINO.

SO WE PISS EACH OTHER OFF.

IT'S TIME TO STOP.

WE'RE A COUPLE OF OLD MEN.

TIME TO SIT IN THE SHADE

OF THE OLIVE TREE AND WATCH

THE YOUNG PEOPLE DANCE.

CARMINE...

YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT.

LOOK, HERE'S HOW I LOOK AT IT.

YOU CAN GET STUCK ON THE PAST,

OR YOU CAN FORGET THE FACT

YOU GOT SCREWED WHEN YOU WERE AWAY,

AND GET IN ON THE NEXT GOOD THING.

THERE'S A HOTEL IN ATLANTIC CITY FOR SALE.

SOME OF ARNOLD'S FRIENDS WILL BUY IN.

THEY OFFERED ME A CHANCE TO INVEST.

HOW MUCH?

I GOTTA COME UP WITH $4 MILLION BY FRIDAY.

I DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF CASH NOW.

I NEED A PARTNER.

I'M WILLING TO GO HALF WITH YOU.

SOUNDS GOOD. HOW WILL I KNOW

YOU'VE PUT UP YOUR HALF?

ARNOLD WILL TELL YOU.

I DON'T TRUST ARNOLD.

WHO'S TAKING YOUR MONEY DOWN?

I HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT IT.

MAYBE COOKIE AND DOMINICK.

THEY GO DOWN TOGETHER.

WE FLY THEM DOWN.

WELL, FINE. WHATEVER.

NAH, I DON'T WANT COOKIE FLYING

IN ONE OF THEM LITTLE PLANES.

I DON'T CARE HOW THEY GET THERE.

THEY COULD GO ON A BUS.

WHAT BUS?

ONE OF THOSE BUSES THAT TAKE THE OLD PEOPLE DOWN.

IT'S HARD TO HOLD UP A BUS.

O.K., A BUS.

NAH, NOT A BUS.

I'M REMEMBERING WHAT IT WAS LIKE

BEING A PARTNER WITH YOU--

EVERY FUCKING THING WAS A NEGOTIATION!

WHAT ABOUT A LIMO?

ONE OF ARNOLD'S LIMOS.

WHATEVER YOU WANT, DINO.

HE THINKS SOMEONE'S GOING TO STICK HIM UP

ON THE WAY TO THE DELIVERY.

WHY DON'T WE?

THIS IS SIMPLER. YOU JUST GET

THE MONEY TO ARNOLD,

AND THEN WE'LL KILL DINO.

SO, DID YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY?

[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING]

STOP PLAYING WITH THE FOOD, COOKIE.

THERE'S SOMETHING WE'VE GOT TO DISCUSS.

NOW, WHAT'S MY CUT?

YOUR CUT?

YEAH.

WHAT DID YOU HAVE IN MIND?

15%.

15?

MMM.

HEY, IT'S TIME TO GO.

HEY, BIG SHOT.

I'M NOT SENDING YOU

BECAUSE YOU'RE SO GOOD.

I'M SENDING YOU BECAUSE

YOU'RE A FAMOUS FUCKUP.

IT'S A PERFECT COVER.

10%.

LATER.

BE NICE.

I BOUGHT YOU A PRESENT.

HEY, PASS UP THE MONEY.

A FEW MINUTES FROM NOW,

MY MEN WILL BEGIN WIRING YOUR CAR WITH EXPLOSIVES.

AT 9:00 TONIGHT, WE DETONATE THE EXPLOSION.

YOUR CAR BLOWS UP.

YOU'RE OFF TO MINNESOTA WITH A NEW IDENTITY.

TOMORROW WE TELL THE PRESS

THAT YOU WERE KILLED.

WE'RE GOING TO NEED SOMETHING OF YOURS,

SOMETHING PERSONAL THAT WE CAN SAY WE FOUND

IN THE WRECKAGE.

SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

WHAT WILL YOU GIVE ME FOR IT?

I WON'T GIVE YOU A FUCKING THING FOR IT.

FINE. THE DEAL'S OFF.

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS?

THANKS.

SHIT. WE GOT A TAIL.

WE GOT A TAIL.

OH, CHRIST. FEDS.

LOSE THEM.

[SIREN]

PULL OVER.

ME? NOT ME.

PULL OVER. COME ON, PULL OVER NOW!

LICENSE AND REGISTRATION.

TROOPER, WE'RE FEDERAL AGENTS.

WE'RE ON A TAIL, FOR CHRIST'S SAKES.

BUDDY, THIS IS NEW JERSEY.

I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE.

LICENSE AND REGISTRATION.

WE LOST THEM.

[SIRENS]

I DON'T BELIEVE THIS--COPS.

SHIT.

DON'T MOVE.

STAY RIGHT THERE.

HEY! HEY!

AH! FUCK!

AAH! AAH!

AAH!

AAH!

WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU GOING?

I WAS RUNNING AFTER THEM.

OH, SURE! YOU SET THIS WHOLE THING UP.

YEAH, LIKE HELL I DID.

THEY JUST STOLE MY FATHER'S MONEY.

DON'T GIVE ME THAT SHIT.

THOSE COPS WERE WORKING FOR YOU.

GET IN.

I HATED YOU SINCE I FIRST SAW YOU.

COME ON.

JUST GO.

YOU BETTER CALL YOUR OLD MAN.

HELLO.

IT, UH, SEEMS THERE WERE

SOME UNFORESEEN COMPLICATIONS

DURING THE FINAL STAGES OF THE PROCEDURE.

SPEAK ENGLISH, DOMINICK.

SOMEBODY HELD US UP ON THE WAY DOWN.

SOMEBODY HELD YOU UP ON THE WAY DOWN?

WHERE'S THE GIRL?

SHE'S WITH ME.

WE'RE A COUPLE OF MILES FROM ATLANTIC CITY.

GET HER TO ARNOLD.

DON'T LET HER OUT OF SIGHT.

NO PROBLEM, DAD.

DAD? DAD?

MM-HMM.

YEAH, RIGHT. O.K.

YOU FUCKED UP EVERYTHING.

ME?

I SPOKE TO YOUR FATHER.

I SAID HE SENT A BOY TO DO A MAN'S JOB.

WHAT DID I DO?

WHAT DID YOU DO? WE'VE BEEN SET UP, OKAY?

DINO SET US UP.

WHAT?

ALL RIGHT. WHAT'S GOING ON?

HE WON'T GIVE US THE RING.

I'VE BEEN HERE FOR OVER FOUR HOURS.

IT'S A $5,000 RING.

WE NEED THE RING FOR THE EXPLOSION.

DINO, THEY NEED THE RING.

THEN THEY'LL HAVE TO PAY FOR THE RING.

I DON'T HAPPEN TO HAVE $5,000 ON ME.

WE PAID YOU FOR THE CAR.

HENRY, I'M CALLING IT OFF.

JUST A MINUTE. DINO, SIT DOWN.

LET ME WORK THIS OUT.

RICHIE.

IT'S A SYMBOL, RICHIE.

THE MAN IS GIVING UP HIS WHOLE LIFE.

FOR GOD'S SAKE, GIVE HIM A BREAK.

OTHERWISE, I PROMISE YOU,

HE'S GOING RIGHT OUT THAT DOOR.

HOW MUCH CASH DO YOU HAVE ON YOU?

ARE YOU CRAZY?

IT'S A SYMBOL, YOU MEATHEAD!

I'M 55 YEARS OLD.

I GOT TO START A NEW LIFE,

AND YOU'RE GIVING ME 320 BUCKS

FOR A $5,000 RING.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

[RING]

[RING]

[RING]

YEAH.

DINO, WE'VE GOT YOUR DAUGHTER.

ARNOLD IS HOLDING HER

UNTIL YOU AND ME CAN WORK THINGS OUT.

MEET ME AT 9:00

UNDER THE BRIDGE.

10-4. 2nd AVENUE AND EAST 23rd STREET.

ALL PRECINCT UNITS, NUMBER ONE BATTERY PARK.

[HORN HONKS]

[DOG BARKS]

[SINGING IN ITALIAN]

O.K., LET'S GET THIS THING OVER WITH.

HOLY SHIT!

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

WHAT THE HELL? WHAT HAPPENED?

[SIREN]

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE?

YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO BLOW UP THE CAR

UNTIL I TOLD YOU TO.

MY REMOTE MUST HAVE FUCKED UP.

I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.

WE FOUND THIS RING IN THE WRECKAGE.

ANOTHER RING?

OH, SHIT. SHIT.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN,

ANOTHER BODY WAS FOUND IN THE CAR?

WHOSE FUCKING BODY?

[MUSIC PLAYING]

WHOO!

SO HERE'S THE MONEY YOU PUT UP

PLUS YOUR 10%.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

MY PLEASURE. CHEERS.

CHEERS.

YOU GOT A PROBLEM, RICHIE.

THERE'S NO QUESTION YOU GOT A PROBLEM.

ARE YOU SURE YOU WON'T HAVE SOME COFFEE, MR. SEGRETTO?

IT'S VERY GOOD COFFEE, RICHIE.

THANK YOU, DARLING.

WE HAD A DEAL.

DON'T DEALS MEAN ANYTHING?

OF COURSE, THAT'S WHY I THINK

WE SHOULD GO AHEAD THE WAY WE PLANNED.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

YOU'LL ANNOUNCE THAT YOU IDENTIFIED THE TWO BODIES

AS ME AND CARMINE.

YOU'LL SEND DINO TO SAFETY.

WE'LL HAVE THE FUNERAL.

AFTER THAT, ANNOUNCE YOU'RE LOOKING

FOR SUSPECTS IN MY TRAGIC DEATH.

THAT WAY, WE'LL BE STRAIGHT WITH EACH OTHER.

WE CAN GET ON WITH OUR RESPECTIVE LIVES,

AND IF YOU RUN FOR GOVERNOR,

YOU WON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ME TELLING ANYBODY

HOW THE U.S. ATTORNEY

KILLED CARMINE TARRANTINO.

DID I SAY THAT RIGHT?

HONEY, I'M GOING TO MISS YOU SO MUCH.

I LOVE YOU, BABY. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

I LOVE YOU, TOO, MOM.

YOU WRITE TO ME. BYE, SWEETIE. BYE-BYE.

BYE, MOM.

[SOBBING]

TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF, O.K.?

YOU, TOO.

I OWE YOU ONE.

COOKIE.

WHAT?

YOU'RE GOING STRAIGHT, AREN'T YOU?

SURE, DAD.

HEY! HOLD IT!

PRAY TO GOD WHO GIVES LIFE TO ALL THINGS

THAT HE WILL RAISE UP THIS MORTAL BODY

TO THE PERFECTION AND COMPANY OF THE SAINTS.

DEARLY BELOVED,

WE ARE ASSEMBLED HERE IN THE PRESENCE OF GOD

TO JOIN THIS MAN AND WOMAN

IN HOLY MATRIMONY.

MAY GOD GIVE HIM A MERCIFUL JUDGMENT

AND FORGIVE ALL HIS SINS.

AMEN.

IF THERE BE ANYONE HERE

WHO KNOWS ANY JUST CAUSE

WHY THEY MAY NOT

LAWFULLY BE JOINED IN MARRIAGE,

I REQUIRE HIM NOW TO MAKE IT KNOWN.

ETERNAL REST GRANT TO HIM, LORD,

AND LET PERPETUAL LIGHT SHINE UPON HIM.

MAY HE REST IN PEACE. AMEN.

DO YOU, WILLIAM, TAKE VANESSA

TO LOVE AND TO CHERISH FROM THIS DAY FORWARD

UNTIL DEATH DO PART YOU?

SURE, I DO.

IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER AND OF THE SON

AND OF THE HOLY SPIRIT.

DO YOU, VANESSA, TAKE WILLIAM

TO LOVE AND TO CHERISH FROM THIS DAY FORWARD

UNTIL DEATH DO PART YOU?

I DO.

BY THE POWER GRANTED TO ME BY MINNESOTA,

I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU MAN AND WIFE.

YOU MAY NOW KISS THE BRIDE.

ETERNAL REST GRANT UNTO HIM, O LORD,

AND LET PERPETUAL LIGHT SHINE UPON HIM.

MAY HE REST IN PEACE. AMEN.

♪ I SHOULD BE SO LUCKY

♪ LUCKY, LUCKY, LUCKY

♪ I SHOULD BE SO LUCKY IN LOVE ♪

♪ I SHOULD BE SO LUCKY

♪ LUCKY, LUCKY, LUCKY

♪ I SHOULD BE SO LUCKY IN LOVE ♪

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♪ THEY TELL ME THAT CRIME DON'T PAY ♪

♪ WELL, I FOUND A WAY OF MAKING IT HAPPEN ♪

♪ THEY TELL ME I'LL LOSE SOMEDAY ♪

♪ WHEN WE'RE TOGETHER, WHAT DOES IT MATTER TO ME? ♪

♪ I WANT TO FIND THE TRUTH IN YOU ♪

♪ I DON'T NEED NO MORE PROOF ♪

♪ I NEVER HAD IT SO GOOD, NEVER HAD IT SO GOOD ♪

♪ AND I CAN SEARCH THE WHOLE WORLD OVER ♪

♪ NEVER HAD IT SO GOOD, HAD IT SO GOOD ♪

♪ I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD HAVE IT SO GOOD ♪

♪ THEY SAY IT'S A GAME OF CHANCE ♪

♪ WELL, I BELIEVE IN TAKING A GAMBLE ♪

♪ BEFORE YOU SLIP THROUGH MY HANDS ♪

♪ I'M GONNA HOLD ON AND NEVER LET YOU GO ♪

♪ WHETHER IT'S RIGHT OR WRONG ♪

♪ I KNOW WE CAN GO ON AND ON ♪

♪ I NEVER HAD IT SO GOOD, NEVER HAD IT SO GOOD ♪

♪ AND I CAN SEARCH THE WHOLE WORLD OVER ♪

♪ NEVER HAD IT SO GOOD

♪ UNTIL YOU CAME ALONG

♪ I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD HAVE IT SO GOOD ♪

♪ AND EVERY TIME THINGS GO WRONG ♪

♪ WE'LL GET BACK ON OUR FEET ♪

♪ 'CAUSE WITH YOU, I'M STRONG ♪

♪ AND I GOT ALL I NEED

♪ I NEVER HAD IT SO GOOD, NEVER HAD IT SO GOOD ♪

♪ AND I CAN SEARCH THE WHOLE WORLD OVER ♪

♪ NEVER HAD IT SO GOOD, HAD IT SO GOOD ♪

♪ I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD

♪ I NEVER HAD IT SO GOOD, HAD IT SO GOOD ♪

♪ HAD IT SO GOOD, HAD IT SO GOOD ♪

♪ AND I CAN SEARCH THE WHOLE WORLD OVER ♪

♪ NEVER HAD IT SO GOOD

♪ UNTIL YOU CAME ALONG

♪ I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD HAVE IT SO GOOD ♪