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- [thunder crashes]
- [bird screeches]
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VIOLET: Legend has it,
every year on Halloween night,
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Lydia, the famous
Greenpoint ghost, appears.
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She walks along the road,
hoping to hitch a ride
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to find her way home.
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- Hi-ya.
- And if ever someone picks her up...
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- [gasps]
- ...she disappears.
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[driver screams]
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Stop telling that story,
Violet Elizabeth.
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I'm scared of ghosts.
I hate ghosts. [shudders]
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At camp, when I was little,
a ghost brushed my hair.
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I went to bed, and it was parted
squarely down the middle.
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But when I awoke,
it was an aggressive side part.
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I want to get haunted
by a glam squad.
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Ghosts are not real.
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- [growls]: Except for Lydia.
- Aw, come on, guys.
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VIOLET: She walks ethereally
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across the Greenpoint Bridge.
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She's bathed in an eerie glow
that illuminates
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- her pale, pale face!
- Oh, God. Not paleness.
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Some claim to have heard
her murmur
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in an oddly disembodied voice:
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"I need to go home
to the spirit world.
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Get out of this world. Let go!"
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How would she even open
the door? Her hands are air.
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Aw, man, my butt cheeks
are so tight.
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You know what, Wayne?
It's time.
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You need to get over your fear
of the spirit world.
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And there is only one way
to conquer a fear:
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you have got to confront it.
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We got to find Lydia. Tonight!
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We are gonna embark
on a little ghost hunt.
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Nope, Leonard. No way.
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- No way.
- [imitating ghost]: Lydia. Lydia.
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[imitating ghost]:
I'm gonna brush your hair.
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Stop it. Okay, I do not do well
with scary voices.
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- [intercom crackles]
- [screams]
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BISCUIT GRANDMA [loudly]:
Welcome to Biscuit Town.
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♪ ♪
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www.facebook.com/gatonplay
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[crickets chirping]
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Jenny. You ready as hell
for Halloween?
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I.e., the highlight of my year?
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Uh, yeah. I could say I'm ready.
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I'm almost ready.
Under a lot of pressure though.
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I got my whole family coming in
from hither and yon.
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Cousin Brenda, Aunt Brenda,
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Grammy Brenda, Meemaw Brenda,
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even little miss hoity-toity
Nephew Brenda.
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The whole mess of them.
And remember:
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if you're gonna come out
with the Brendas,
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you got to wear a slutty costume.
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If you don't,
you will be the only one,
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and you will feel uncomfortable.
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Well, I've got my costume
picked out,
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and I'm not telling you what it is,
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but you may have heard rumors.
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- Stevie Nicks.
- Let me finish.
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That if I entered
a costume contest,
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- I'd win by a landslide.
- Stevie Nicks?
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Okay, it's Stevie Nicks.
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She better be
Slutty Stevie Nicks.
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Costume's a lot of layers
and scarves,
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- but there is a plunging neckline.
- Can you at least skip the bra?
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- I guess so.
- Aces!
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[heavenly music plays]
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So, you excited for Halloween?
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Oh, yeah.
It's my favorite holiday.
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I love Halloween, too.
In fact, tonight, I'm not Jesus.
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I'm the Seeker for Gryffindor.
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Oh, that's so cute.
I love that for you.
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It just works, right?
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A young man
with magical powers.
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- Yeah.
- Fighting evil.
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- Totally.
- Both have books
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that people are obsessed with.
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- Just top to bottom uncanny.
- Oh, gosh, I'm so sorry.
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I can't believe I've been going
on and on about Harry Potter.
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- That's so insensitive of me.
- Wait, what? Why?
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Because Harry Potter's dad died
when he was young,
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just like you, and it took him
a really long time
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- to deal with it, just like you.
- What?
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No. I-I'm fine. Why are
you even bringing this up?
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Because it's Halloween, and that
was your dad's favorite day.
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You know, I'm not the one still
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hung up on my daddy's death.
It's my mother.
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She can't even mention his name
without falling to pieces.
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I know. She prays
about him all the time.
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She does? Wait, are you
allowed to tell me that?
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Shoot. Nope.
[groans]
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- Now I got to wipe your mind.
- You do that?
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[chuckles]
No, I'm just kidding.
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I could totally do it though.
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BETTY: Violet, your
granddad loved Halloween.
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Me and Ed's couples costumes
blew everybody's socks off.
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Oh, Violet,
get me that photo album, honey.
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I love these pics.
You guys were so '80s.
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Well, it was the '80s,
and '80s stuff was all the rage.
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One year, I was a Robert
Palmer girl [music]
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from the "Addicted to Love" video,
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and your granddad
was Robert Palmer,
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- only more handsome.
- The aviators? I can't.
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Ah, and then this was the year
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I was Tawny Kitaen
from the Whitesnake video,
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- and he was David Coverdale.
- I can't.
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I did front walkovers on the
hood of his car all night long.
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Look at that hair.
I caaaaan't!
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Oh, and here's Ed doing
the Halloween moto-jump
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that made him famous
on his beautiful custom cycle.
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Back in the day
at the Halloween Bridge Party,
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they'd light a big bonfire,
and your granddad would jump it.
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- [motorcycle engine revs]
- [gasps] Look at that form.
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Just look at those legs.
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- DAVID: I'm looking.
- BETTY: Quads for days.
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And let me tell you something:
they were powerful.
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Leading right on up
to his perfect buns.
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[crying] I miss him so much.
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- [nose blows]
- The book came out.
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Oh, thank God
I'm going out with Brenda.
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Unless you want me to take
you out trick-or-treating.
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Oh, we could build such great
memories like I did with Daddy.
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Mom, I'm too old.
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I'm going ghost hunting
with Leonard and Wayne.
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You're never too old. You'll
always be my baby. Come here.
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- I bet I can still pick you up.
- Mom! - Whoa, whoa.
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Hang on. I want to see her
try and pick you up.
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Come on, just give me a little jump.
One, two... [shouts]
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- Who jumps on two?
- Oh, hey, y'all, look.
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They're doing a story
on the bridge. Turn it up.
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MAYKAY [over TV]:
So you better get yourself down
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to the Famous Greenpoint
Halloween Bridge Party, y'all.
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And look who we have
to talk all about it:
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our own Mayor Webb.
Talk right into this, honey.
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Yeah, tonight's the big party
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where we celebrate our legendary
hitchhiking ghost, Lydia.
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Ooh-whee-oh!
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Lydia? Well...
Now, is it true that this is
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the last year for the Bridge Party?
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- Talk into this, right here.
- Yes.
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What? [gasps]
Jenny!
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Unfortunately, the bridge
is smack-dab in the middle
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of the site for the new
Highway 311 extension.
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Demolition begins early
next week, so don't miss it.
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Turn it off. Turn it off!
[groans]
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[music]
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- Hey, Gram, you okay?
- It was Ed's dying wish.
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What was Ed's dying wish?
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To have his cremains spread
at that Bridge Party.
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That's what's in that container?
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I thought it was filled
with old butterscotches.
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Wait, that was his dying wish?
Are you serious?
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As a heart attacked.
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And you've just left Daddy
sitting on the mantle?
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- It's been on my to-do list.
- For 13 years?!
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Well, I didn't think there was
a rush. Ashes don't go bad.
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Mother, this is crazy.
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We got to do this tonight.
Come on.
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Tonight, I'm gonna do something
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- I should've done a long time ago.
- It's time to set Daddy free.
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Me and Ed need a minute, y'all.
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Oh, Mother, please tell me
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you're not gonna
tongue-kiss that urn.
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Jenny, shoo.
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Mmm.
♪ ♪
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JENNY: Mother!
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Well, no offense, Jenny,
but I'm not stepping foot
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back in your house until your
daddy's cremains are G-O-N-E.
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Wayne, you're talking about Daddy.
Don't be so mean.
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This mess is hard.
Stop being such a fraidy-cat.
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Sorry, I'm just
saying all the wrong things.
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- [bird screeches]
- [screams] Oh, my God.
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I still think you look
more like Joan Rivers.
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No. I am Darryl Hall,
and Ed's cremains
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are the spitting image of Oates.
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JENNY: Looks like a
caterpillar on a cookie jar.
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Do not disrespect your father,
or Oates.
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[kids laughing]
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- What the hell happened to Ed's party?
- Yeah, I heard it wasn't
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what it used to be, but this?
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This is some next-level boring-ass
Matchbox Twenty bullcrap.
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Okay. Let's have a big hand
for The Giggle Pants Three!
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Hello, everyone,
and happy Halloween.
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- Yes, my babies!
- [feedback squeals]
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It's All Hallows' Eve.
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Or should I say, Satan's Birthday?
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- Boo! It's not Satan's birthday!
- Shut up, Randy!
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- Randy, please.
- [feedback, crowd shouting]
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As I was saying,
happy Halloween!
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- [feedback hums]
- [scattered applause] [cough]
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We have a lot of fun
planned for you tonight.
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There's a phantom photo booth,
ghastly games,
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and if you keep your eyes peeled,
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[imitating ghost] you might
just see Lydia the ghost
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handing out a free toothbrush,
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- courtesy of Greenpoint Dental.
- Ugh.
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Ugh, is there
anything lamer than
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talking about dental hygiene
on Halloween night?
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[normal voice] There's
a scoliosis testing booth.
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- JENNY: Well, there it is.
- And, uh... that's it.
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So, happy Halloween, and let's party!
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But not too loud. We are by the
senior center and sound carries.
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- [echoes] Carries, carries.
- WAYNE: This is a nightmare.
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Okay. We are currently
at the point of no return.
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Beyond this border lies a world
of specters, banshees, wraiths.
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Zombies, magical trolls.
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Disgruntled apparitions, grouchy
unicorns with Dracula teeth.
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- Shadow walkers.
- Middle-aged men
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in hemmed jean shorts,
socks and sandals.
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Oh, my Lord. I...
Can we just get on with this?
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I only agreed to come here
if we get it done quick.
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No ghost is gonna brush
this hair tonight.
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LOUISE: Doo, doo-doo-doo.
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Happy Halloween,
from peanut butter and...
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Go ahead, Daniel,
tell them what you are.
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He knows.
He's just being silly. He's jelly.
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It's 'cause loving me is his jam.
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Isn't that what you said, Daniel?
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He did.
He told me that this morning.
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You know, I didn't
used to like this party,
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but now that it's dry,
we can have good clean fun.
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- Right, Daniel?
- Did she just say "dry"? [groans]
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Oh, well, looks like we're
heading off for the next thing.
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Oh, Daniel, wait up, you silly.
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Jelly doesn't make any sense
without peanut butter.
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Ugh. I'll never eat a PBJ again.
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Now, let's get down to business
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- and start spreading Daddy's ashes.
- No way.
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We can't spread Daddy's ashes
on this solid gold dud-fest.
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All eternity on a mantel
is more fun than this party.
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We're not gonna do
this to you, Ed.
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- Come on, let's get out of here.
- Hang on. I think I know
232
00:10:58,445 --> 00:11:01,048
just the person who can turn
this snooze-a-palooza
233
00:11:01,081 --> 00:11:03,717
into an Ed-stravaganza.
234
00:11:03,751 --> 00:11:06,053
- [women whooping]
- BRENDA: Brenda attack!
235
00:11:06,086 --> 00:11:08,584
Let's do this!
[women whooping]
236
00:11:09,022 --> 00:11:10,522
Brendas, roll out!
237
00:11:10,523 --> 00:11:12,960
We got a party to start! Whoo!
238
00:11:12,993 --> 00:11:15,462
Slutty Nun Brenda.
Slutty Bride Brenda.
239
00:11:15,495 --> 00:11:17,931
Slutty Cop Brenda.
Slutty Slut Brenda.
240
00:11:17,965 --> 00:11:19,498
Let's go!
241
00:11:19,499 --> 00:11:26,073
- Brendas! Fan out and lay waste.
- Copy thaaaat...!
242
00:11:26,106 --> 00:11:27,373
- [whooping]
- Okay, now!
243
00:11:27,374 --> 00:11:29,076
- Hell yeah!
- That's right!
244
00:11:29,109 --> 00:11:31,645
- [Brenda grunts]
- Oh, now we're cookin'.
245
00:11:31,679 --> 00:11:34,499
Happy Scatterday, Daddy!
246
00:11:37,618 --> 00:11:39,719
[yells]
247
00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:41,855
Brendaaaa...!
248
00:11:41,889 --> 00:11:44,124
[yells]
249
00:11:44,958 --> 00:11:48,282
[rock music playing]
250
00:11:49,830 --> 00:11:51,163
[whoops]
251
00:11:51,164 --> 00:11:52,933
[lively chatter]
252
00:11:52,966 --> 00:11:55,135
It's so nice
to finally meet you, Jenny.
253
00:11:55,168 --> 00:11:57,304
You and the Brendas
really saved this party.
254
00:11:57,337 --> 00:12:00,372
- And I'm loving this costume.
- Yeah, I'm Eve.
255
00:12:00,373 --> 00:12:03,944
The O.G. Slut. And guess
where I got my Zombie Juice.
256
00:12:03,977 --> 00:12:07,047
In the snake. You can drink
from the head or the butt.
257
00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:08,514
Dealer's choice!
258
00:12:08,515 --> 00:12:10,182
Daddy would have loved me
drinking Fireball
259
00:12:10,183 --> 00:12:11,818
out of a snake's butt.
[gasps]
260
00:12:11,819 --> 00:12:12,985
Give me that!
261
00:12:12,986 --> 00:12:14,353
[whoops]
262
00:12:14,354 --> 00:12:17,024
Oh, hey, and, Jenny,
I hope you didn't mind,
263
00:12:17,057 --> 00:12:18,992
but I invited some friends.
264
00:12:19,026 --> 00:12:21,561
- MAN: Yeah!
- [whooping, excited shouting]
265
00:12:21,594 --> 00:12:23,563
[clamoring, laughing]
[engines roaring]
266
00:12:23,596 --> 00:12:25,031
Oh!
267
00:12:25,032 --> 00:12:26,565
[grunts, laughs]
268
00:12:26,566 --> 00:12:28,000
[slurping]
269
00:12:28,001 --> 00:12:30,237
[men grunting, whooping]
270
00:12:32,272 --> 00:12:34,474
- [device beeping]
- What are all those bleeps and blorps?
271
00:12:34,507 --> 00:12:37,811
This thing right here
is an EMF scanner.
272
00:12:37,845 --> 00:12:41,014
This one listens for frequencies
up above 50 kilohertz,
273
00:12:41,048 --> 00:12:42,983
or what we call
"The Spooky Spectrum."
274
00:12:43,016 --> 00:12:46,585
VIOLET: And I'm just filming Leonard,
'cause that's the real show.
275
00:12:46,586 --> 00:12:50,357
Okay, brambles are getting thick.
Everybody, stay close.
276
00:12:50,390 --> 00:12:52,090
WAYNE: Oh, God.
I think I'm already lost.
277
00:12:52,092 --> 00:12:54,027
- [tapping branches]
- Leonard, is this you?
278
00:12:54,061 --> 00:12:55,863
Nope, it's a bush.
279
00:12:55,896 --> 00:12:57,931
[crowd whooping, clamoring]
280
00:12:57,965 --> 00:13:00,000
[cheering]
281
00:13:00,033 --> 00:13:02,870
[grunting]
282
00:13:02,903 --> 00:13:05,072
[dogs snarling]
283
00:13:05,105 --> 00:13:07,540
- CROWD: Burn, baby!
- [whooping]
284
00:13:09,109 --> 00:13:13,914
[grunts] This is amazing, y'all!
Just like old times.
285
00:13:13,947 --> 00:13:18,018
Welcome to hell, my babies.
286
00:13:18,051 --> 00:13:22,089
- Two, three, four! Yeah...!
- [rock music playing]
287
00:13:24,321 --> 00:13:26,089
♪ Ghosts and goblins ♪
288
00:13:26,123 --> 00:13:27,991
♪ Spirits and ghouls ♪
289
00:13:29,627 --> 00:13:31,595
♪ Golden goblets ♪
290
00:13:31,629 --> 00:13:33,964
♪ Treasure and jewels ♪
291
00:13:33,997 --> 00:13:36,466
♪ Earthly temptations ♪
292
00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:38,836
♪ Pleasure and sin ♪
293
00:13:38,869 --> 00:13:40,671
♪ Give in to the dark side ♪
294
00:13:40,704 --> 00:13:43,807
♪ Let the mayhem begin... ♪
295
00:13:44,111 --> 00:13:46,246
- Great party.
- It really is though.
296
00:13:46,279 --> 00:13:48,048
Just like the old days.
297
00:13:48,081 --> 00:13:51,985
Uh-oh, I'm lost. Everyone,
follow the sound of my voice.
298
00:13:52,019 --> 00:13:53,720
[screams]
299
00:13:53,753 --> 00:13:55,555
Oh, Lord, I'm gonna pass...
300
00:13:55,588 --> 00:13:58,258
[screaming grows weaker]
301
00:13:58,291 --> 00:14:00,560
I'm gonna pass out...
302
00:14:00,593 --> 00:14:03,964
Ed Hart's spawn
to the stage, please.
303
00:14:03,997 --> 00:14:07,016
♪ ♪
304
00:14:07,895 --> 00:14:09,963
♪ Devil's ferry ♪
305
00:14:09,997 --> 00:14:12,800
♪ Who will pay the toll? ♪
306
00:14:12,833 --> 00:14:15,202
♪ Give a coin to the boatman ♪
307
00:14:15,235 --> 00:14:18,271
- ♪ Or he will steal your soul ♪
- [crowd cheering]
308
00:14:18,305 --> 00:14:20,207
♪ Said the squire to the master ♪
309
00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:22,542
♪ Another mortal sold ♪
310
00:14:22,575 --> 00:14:24,945
- ♪ It's All Hallows' Eve ♪
- [deep voice]: ♪ Last one ♪
311
00:14:24,978 --> 00:14:27,347
- ♪ Don't have time to grieve ♪
- [deep voice]: ♪ Be done ♪
312
00:14:27,380 --> 00:14:29,717
♪ There's chaos left to sow ♪
313
00:14:29,750 --> 00:14:32,152
[deep voice]:
♪ Satan watches from below. ♪
314
00:14:32,185 --> 00:14:33,885
[cheering]
315
00:14:35,522 --> 00:14:37,390
[cheering continues]
316
00:14:37,564 --> 00:14:40,866
Ah-hoo-hoo-hoo! Jenny!
317
00:14:40,968 --> 00:14:42,769
[laughter, lively chatter]
318
00:14:42,802 --> 00:14:45,973
Oh, Jenny baby,
that was amazing, y'all!
319
00:14:46,006 --> 00:14:50,010
- You turned this party up.
- Oh, I'm just getting started.
320
00:14:54,247 --> 00:14:56,016
- [engine starts]
- Brenda! Ramp!
321
00:14:56,049 --> 00:14:57,749
On it!
322
00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:03,056
Ed Hart's daughter
is gonna do the jump!
323
00:15:03,090 --> 00:15:05,025
You mean like an homage?
324
00:15:05,058 --> 00:15:09,062
Well, I-I would call it
a tribute, but-but yeah.
325
00:15:09,096 --> 00:15:11,031
[crowd cheering]
326
00:15:11,064 --> 00:15:13,066
[engine revving]
327
00:15:14,534 --> 00:15:16,234
JENNY: Daddy, this one's for you!
328
00:15:18,105 --> 00:15:20,240
♪ ♪
329
00:15:20,273 --> 00:15:23,043
Goodbye, Daddy!
330
00:15:23,076 --> 00:15:24,443
[Randy howls]
331
00:15:24,444 --> 00:15:28,648
BRENDA: That's my Jenny!
Oh-ho, that's my Jenny!
332
00:15:28,681 --> 00:15:32,319
CROWD [chanting]:
Jenny! Jenny! Jenny! Jenny!
333
00:15:32,352 --> 00:15:33,519
[harp playing arpeggios]
334
00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:36,489
BETTY: Jenny? Jenny?
335
00:15:36,523 --> 00:15:39,659
CHARLES LEE: Now Jenny's
really gonna do the jump.
336
00:15:39,692 --> 00:15:42,029
Yeah. She was sitting there
staring for a while,
337
00:15:42,062 --> 00:15:43,997
but now I think it's a go.
338
00:15:44,031 --> 00:15:47,367
- CROWD [chanting]: Jenny! Jenny! Jenny!
- [engine revving]
339
00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:49,736
- Jenny!
- [whooping, cheering]
340
00:15:50,803 --> 00:15:52,572
[crowd groans]
341
00:15:52,605 --> 00:15:54,106
She's dead, babies!
342
00:15:54,107 --> 00:15:57,844
Satan's mistress
has descended into hell.
343
00:15:57,877 --> 00:16:00,880
- BETTY: Randy!
- JENNY: I'm okay. I'm fine.
344
00:16:00,914 --> 00:16:03,383
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
- Stop! I'm not on fire.
345
00:16:03,416 --> 00:16:05,118
Look, I'm not taking any chances.
346
00:16:05,152 --> 00:16:08,956
- Aah! Damn it!
- That was scary as hell,
347
00:16:08,989 --> 00:16:11,391
exhilarating,
vomit-inducing, thrilling...
348
00:16:11,424 --> 00:16:15,128
everything that life with Ed was.
349
00:16:15,162 --> 00:16:18,531
I saw him, just now, in you.
350
00:16:18,565 --> 00:16:23,036
You truly are Ed's daughter.
But it's time to say goodbye.
351
00:16:23,070 --> 00:16:26,974
This is the perfect moment.
Let's do this.
352
00:16:27,007 --> 00:16:29,709
- Give me those ashes.
- I don't have the ashes.
353
00:16:29,742 --> 00:16:31,644
Well, I definitely
gave you the ashes.
354
00:16:31,678 --> 00:16:33,981
Oh, my God. We lost Daddy!
355
00:16:34,014 --> 00:16:36,588
[gasps]
♪ ♪
356
00:16:38,938 --> 00:16:40,286
[whooping, cheering]
357
00:16:40,287 --> 00:16:42,055
Jenny, I can't believe you lost Ed.
358
00:16:42,089 --> 00:16:44,557
Hell's bells!
We came here to let him go,
359
00:16:44,591 --> 00:16:46,559
and now we can't even do that.
360
00:16:46,593 --> 00:16:49,296
Well, yeah, but thinking
maybe it's for the best.
361
00:16:49,329 --> 00:16:51,498
Maybe this is the way
he's supposed to go out.
362
00:16:51,531 --> 00:16:54,901
You know? All mysterious,
at the party of the century.
363
00:16:54,934 --> 00:16:58,905
Jenny, has your Stevie Nicks
costume always included
364
00:16:58,938 --> 00:17:02,153
- a rolling suitcase?
- Oh. Yeah,
365
00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:03,943
it's got my tambourine
and all my cocaine in it.
366
00:17:03,977 --> 00:17:08,081
Oh, don't you try to Rhiannon
this situation, Jenny.
367
00:17:08,115 --> 00:17:11,318
Whoa. Wha... What?
Daddy's in the suitcase?
368
00:17:11,351 --> 00:17:13,186
[chuckles] How did you
end up in there, Daddy?
369
00:17:13,220 --> 00:17:15,188
God, I wish we could ask him.
We can't.
370
00:17:15,222 --> 00:17:16,622
Oh, well, let's just get him
371
00:17:16,623 --> 00:17:19,359
- back on the mantel.
- Jenny baby, I know what happened:
372
00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:21,960
you thought about it, and you
couldn't go through with it.
373
00:17:21,961 --> 00:17:24,864
I been there a million times.
374
00:17:24,897 --> 00:17:26,966
But we got to do this.
It's time.
375
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,969
No! I'm not ready
to say goodbye.
376
00:17:30,003 --> 00:17:32,105
- Brendas! Clear a path!
- [engine starts]
377
00:17:32,139 --> 00:17:34,074
On it!
378
00:17:39,146 --> 00:17:41,048
- [engine sputtering]
- Dang it!
379
00:17:41,081 --> 00:17:43,783
- [engine stops]
- [owl hooting]
380
00:17:43,816 --> 00:17:46,019
Well, Daddy, looks like
we're gonna have to hoof it.
381
00:17:46,053 --> 00:17:47,486
[bird cawing]
382
00:17:47,487 --> 00:17:49,789
[sighs]
Shouldn't have revved so much.
383
00:17:49,822 --> 00:17:55,325
♪ ♪
384
00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:57,164
[shivering]
385
00:17:57,197 --> 00:17:58,965
It's Lydia.
386
00:17:58,998 --> 00:18:00,967
Oh, Lord. There she is.
387
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,700
Remain calm, Wayne.
388
00:18:03,536 --> 00:18:05,104
Sorry, Daddy.
389
00:18:05,105 --> 00:18:08,041
Thought it was the right time,
but turns out I...
390
00:18:08,075 --> 00:18:10,410
I don't think
there'll ever be a right time.
391
00:18:10,443 --> 00:18:13,546
- WAYNE [echoing in distance]: Don't be afraid.
- What?
392
00:18:14,747 --> 00:18:17,249
- It's Daddy.
- [echoing] There you are.
393
00:18:17,250 --> 00:18:19,886
I can't believe it.
It's you.
394
00:18:19,919 --> 00:18:21,688
Oh, Daddy,
I don't know what to do.
395
00:18:21,721 --> 00:18:25,558
I-I need you. Please,
just-just tell me what to do.
396
00:18:25,592 --> 00:18:29,896
- You need to move on!
- But I'm not ready!
397
00:18:29,929 --> 00:18:34,067
- You have to. It's time.
- I love you!
398
00:18:34,101 --> 00:18:35,868
What in the hell?
399
00:18:35,902 --> 00:18:38,505
Wow.
I thought she might kill me
400
00:18:38,538 --> 00:18:41,874
or steal my soul,
not fall in love with me.
401
00:18:42,909 --> 00:18:45,746
I love you, too, I guess!
402
00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:50,083
Oh, Lord.
She's coming right towards me.
403
00:18:50,117 --> 00:18:52,085
I conquered this, didn't I?
404
00:18:52,119 --> 00:18:54,354
[panting] Bye!
405
00:18:54,387 --> 00:18:57,757
Oh. Wait. Got to prove
I actually did this.
406
00:18:57,790 --> 00:18:59,490
[camera clicks]
407
00:19:01,128 --> 00:19:05,198
I guess it's time.
Thank you, Daddy.
408
00:19:05,232 --> 00:19:09,469
And then, with a flash,
he disappeared into the mist.
409
00:19:09,502 --> 00:19:12,238
My sweet Ed.
How did he look in his jeans?
410
00:19:12,239 --> 00:19:14,707
Were you able to catch
a gander at his buns?
411
00:19:14,741 --> 00:19:17,310
- Mother!
- Just tell me if he was keeping it tight.
412
00:19:17,344 --> 00:19:20,147
[sighs] Well, I think it's safe
to say that even in death,
413
00:19:20,180 --> 00:19:22,382
Daddy is keeping it tight.
414
00:19:22,415 --> 00:19:26,595
♪ ♪
415
00:19:28,087 --> 00:19:32,618
- So, are you sure you're ready, baby?
- I've never been readier.
416
00:19:34,161 --> 00:19:36,563
- [siren chirps]
- OFFICER [over bullhorn]: Hey, you can't be up there!
417
00:19:36,596 --> 00:19:39,414
Uh-oh. Hurry it up, shug.
We got to do this quick.
418
00:19:39,932 --> 00:19:41,834
- Bye, Daddy!
- Love you, Ed!
419
00:19:41,868 --> 00:19:44,533
I love you!
420
00:19:44,937 --> 00:19:46,906
- [siren whoops]
- [tires screech]
421
00:19:46,939 --> 00:19:48,039
[officers panting]
422
00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:49,641
- Oh, no.
- Mother, quick.
423
00:19:49,642 --> 00:19:51,944
- [dramatic sobbing]
- Oh, my baby, oh, my baby,
424
00:19:51,978 --> 00:19:55,988
uh, fell down
in the drainage ditch. Oh, no!
425
00:19:59,219 --> 00:20:02,289
There I was,
there she was... Lydia.
426
00:20:02,322 --> 00:20:05,624
And I had this long, personal,
heartfelt conversation with Daddy.
427
00:20:05,625 --> 00:20:09,128
Mm. So, you saw a boy ghost,
and, Wayne, you saw a lady ghost
428
00:20:09,162 --> 00:20:12,560
at approximately the same time
on the same night?
429
00:20:12,999 --> 00:20:15,302
I can't believe you guys
don't see what's going on here.
430
00:20:15,335 --> 00:20:16,335
- What?
- What happened?
431
00:20:16,336 --> 00:20:17,969
Shh. Well, it's great.
432
00:20:17,970 --> 00:20:19,972
You both got
what you needed: closure.
433
00:20:20,006 --> 00:20:23,542
- Oh, yeah. It is amazing.
- So amazing.
434
00:20:23,543 --> 00:20:27,314
Holy crap! How did I forget
this little ol' tidbit?
435
00:20:27,347 --> 00:20:30,882
- I got a picture of Lydia.
- Wait, are you serious?
436
00:20:30,883 --> 00:20:32,852
Wayne, that is so exciting!
437
00:20:32,885 --> 00:20:34,320
Oh, no. Wayne? It's cool.
438
00:20:34,321 --> 00:20:36,055
We don't need to see the picture.
439
00:20:37,890 --> 00:20:40,427
- Oh, damn it. [sighs]
- Let me see.
440
00:20:41,828 --> 00:20:43,395
Oh, don't worry, Wayne honey.
441
00:20:43,396 --> 00:20:46,866
- We all believe you saw her.
- Yeah.
442
00:20:49,001 --> 00:20:51,003
[scoffs]
Bunch of loonies up in here.
443
00:20:54,874 --> 00:20:56,542
I had to keep a pinch, Ed.
444
00:20:56,543 --> 00:20:59,846
Your buns aren't getting away that easy.
445
00:20:59,879 --> 00:21:01,147
RANDY: Two, three, four!
446
00:21:01,328 --> 00:21:02,962
♪ Devil's ferry ♪
447
00:21:02,996 --> 00:21:05,999
♪ Who will pay the toll? ♪
448
00:21:06,033 --> 00:21:08,201
♪ Give a coin to the boatman ♪
449
00:21:08,235 --> 00:21:11,271
- ♪ Or he will steal your soul ♪
- [crowd cheering]
450
00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:13,140
♪ Said the squire to the master ♪
451
00:21:13,173 --> 00:21:15,542
♪ Another mortal sold ♪
452
00:21:15,575 --> 00:21:17,977
- ♪ It's All Hallows' Eve ♪
- [deep voice] ♪ Last one ♪
453
00:21:18,011 --> 00:21:20,347
- ♪ Don't have time to grieve ♪
- [deep voice] ♪ Be done ♪
454
00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:22,782
♪ There's chaos left to sow ♪
455
00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:25,744
[deep voice]
♪ Satan watches from below. ♪
456
00:21:25,779 --> 00:21:30,423
[cheering]
[whooping]
457
00:21:32,153 --> 00:21:36,132
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