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Calling all UK queens,

casting for series two of RuPaul's Drag Race UK is open - officially!

If you think you have the charisma, uniqueness, nerve and talent

to make me gag, I want to hear from you.

MUSIC: A Little Bit Of Love by RuPaul

# Love Can you feel the love?

Previously on RuPaul's Drag Race UK...

You need to create two girl groups.

# Think you can control me when you both look like men

# Don't dictate what I'm wearing, bitch

# I'm The Vivienne

# I wanna break up Break up

# Bye-bye Bye-bye

# Maybe I'll see you in the next life... #

The Vivienne.

For once in this competition,

I kind of watched you slowly lose it up there.

Crystal. Because Cheryl really stood out,

you felt like the other member. Mm-hm.

I loved how you all sort of played a role in the group

and it was very much a girl band and I wanted to join in with you.

Baga Chipz,

Blu Hydrangea,

Divina De Campo,

all three of you are the winners.

The Vivienne, shantay, you stay.

Crystal, sashay away.

I'm feeling all sorts of emotions.

I'm made up that I won the lip-sync

but I'm gutted that I had to do it in the first place.

"You're a bunch of ugly, talentless, horrible little witches.

"I'm going to miss you."

Aww. Crystal. Oh, Crystal. Good girl. What a sweetheart.

Well, it's that time, girls.

Someone had to go.

I never thought that I would see Vivienne wipe off a mirror message,

but maybe that'll take her down off her high horse.

Vivienne, if you had won the reading challenge yesterday,

would you have still picked the same team? Er... No.

I would've picked you. Really?

100%. I'm not stupid.

Er, I probably would've picked...

SHE SIGHS

I spent the past 15 years choreographing shit,

directing stuff, writing music.

None of you seem to know that I fucking do this stuff.

Wake the fuck up.

I have a shit-ton of skills.

It's like fucking hell, girl. Chill out.

I think maybe her choreography might be a bit more fresh.

And yet ours was the one that won.

I have more skills than any of these other bitches

and yet apparently I don't exist to Vivienne.

Oh...

I feel like I've had a stroke.

Oh, you were amazing. You killed it.

I love The Viv, she's my sister,

but, at the end of the day, I actually agree with Divina.

Divina is a fierce queen.

She is good at everything - singing, dancing and making outfits.

That's what you call full package.

In my mind, you're like one of the top girls.

Yeah, well, I don't think everybody sees me that way, do they?

Well, that's something you need to address

when you feel the time is right.

Yeah, well... Cos I feel like everything's very tension-filled

at the moment that, like, conversations can just go

the direction they shouldn't.

Or maybe they go the way that they should, actually.

If you don't have a very high opinion of my drag,

fucking say it.

What's going on? You know what I mean?

Hey, hey. Hey. How are we?

I'm all right. Are you OK? Yeah, I am.

I'm just always last on the list with you.

Huh? Because you discounted me,

you didn't think that I had any, like...

But I was going to put you...

..no voguing skills... I was going to put you next.

But not as a choreographer.

Well, this is awkward.

And you clearly don't value what I do as a drag queen

and that is also fine. I'll be 100% honest with you,

now that I've seen you here,

you are 20 times the drag queen you are in the outside world

cos for the past ten years,

I've seen Divina in a red wig and silver dress. Bullshit, Vivienne!

And I know exactly... Bullshit. But I've seen... Bullshit.

A red wig and a silver dress?

I don't think.

Oh, whatever.

I've worn that silver dress maybe ten times in my entire career.

You've just won the challenge,

I'm so proud of you for that, and I'm trying to tell you

that I would've chosen you, Cheryl and Baga.

Are you not hearing that? I'm hearing anything but part of...

No, no, you're hearing, "I wouldn't have chose you first",

and you're fucking pissed about that.

Tell me anybody else in this workroom

who has a four-and-a-half octave range.

Tell me anybody else who can sing in five languages.

Tell me anybody else who can do that all while doing the splits.

Tell me anybody else who has 15 years of experience

of directing production shows?

Wow.

If you want to kick off because I didn't choose you first,

you kick off, that's your prerogative.

DIVINA LAUGHS

VOICEOVER: Moving forward from here,

we're going to block out all the negativity, Divina, Divina, Divina.

No-one's getting in my head.

I'm going back to week one Vivienne. Eyes on the prize.

Well, that conversation just scalped me!

LAUGHTER

Medic.

# RuPaul's Drag Race... #

The winner crowned the UK's first Drag Race Superstar

will receive an all expenses paid trip to Hollywood

to create their own digital series

with the producers of RuPaul's Drag Race.

Tonight, with Michelle Visage,

Graham Norton,

and extra special guest judge Cheryl...

# May the best woman Best woman win. #

Here we are! Top five, girls.

Oh, my goodness. Good God.

THEY LAUGH

Wow.

Well, I'm going to sit in between you two after last week. Oh, my God.

I haven't a clue what all this is about.

You were like two boxers.

We had a few drinks, we chatted, you and I.

I respect what you do, Vivienne,

and it's hard to watch somebody else's actions

saying I don't respect what you do.

And I gave that too much credence, I gave that too much power

because I shouldn't give a shit what you think.

Ding, ding, ding! Round Two. This witch thinks...

Hello, hello, hello!

THEY CHEER

ENGLISH ACCENT: You all right, babes?

Ladies, in 1922,

Lord Reith founded the BBC to educate, inform and entertain.

Now, with that in mind for today's mini challenge,

we're going to play a little game called B-B-C.

THEY LAUGH

I don't know why you're laughing.

THEY LAUGH

Oh, Brit crew!

Oh!

Just keep coming.

Oh, goodness gracious me. Oh!

Ladykins, you have to guess

what these handsome chaps are wearing under their shorts.

You have three choices - boxers, briefs or commando.

You have six attempts each

and the queen with the most correct guesses wins.

#DragRaceUK.

This ain't the BBC I grew up watching!

I used to watch Blue Peter and the Antiques Roadshow.

Number one, Divina, boxers, briefs or commando?

Am I allowed a closer inspection?

Er, no, darling. This is as close as you get.

Briefs.

Show us what you're packing.

Oh! Yay!

You got a match!

Right, number six.

I think you've got briefs on.

Ah! Yay!

You're really good at this.

Yeah, well, I've had a lot of practice.

This is maybe not what I was expecting from the BBC.

Not angry, though.

Up next, Baga Chipz.

Very, very nice. Very nice.

Number two, step forward.

Boxers.

Oh! Oh, briefs.

Number three, step forward.

Oh, my God. I'm going to be walking like Tina Turner.

How does Tina Turner walk?

I'm going to say boxers for this one.

Oh, commando.

Oh, I thought they'd have their knob out. Well, it's camo.

He seems like a naughty boy so I think he goes commando, you know?

Oh, he's got the pantalones on.

Well, with the length on that one,

I think he needs the length on the bottom half as well,

so I'm going boxers. OK.

Yay! You got it.

I've won something in this competition.

We've all won something in this competition.

Think real hard. I mean, harder. Think harder.

I'm going to say boxers.

Oh! Ca-mo, she better don't!

Going to say commando again.

Oh! Boxers.

We call him Big Ben.

BIG BEN CHIMES

How many did I get? I don't know. I can't even... I'm in a daze.

Me too!

When did you all get here? THEY LAUGH

All right, Viv, maybe you can say this one as Kim Woodburn.

AS KIM WOODBURN: Oh, it's filth, dear. Have a look.

If I had to say, I'd say it was boxers, Ru.

Number three, please show us what you got.

Come on, love, we haven't got all day.

Oh, it's commando.

You could take out someone's eye out with that, my love.

Put them on, it's filth.

Pull them up. It's horrible, actually.

Great job, ladies.

That was a hard one.

Really hard.

But one of you really managed to pull it off.

With five matches, the winner of today's mini challenge is...

..Divina!

Condragulations.

# Do-do-do! #

Who knew all those years of looking at men's trousers

would have paid off?

Divina, to get some insider advice,

you've won a video call with RuPaul's Drag Race royalty Katya.

Oh, thank you!

Unless Katya can magically come through that phone

and give her a whole new wardrobe...

Pointless, really, isn't it?

Now, ladies, to make the big money,

the UK's first Drag Race Superstar needs to have the skills

to sell anything.

So for this week's maxi challenge,

you need to create and market your own brand of...

..bottled water.

THEY LAUGH

Now you'll be in charge of every detail from the name,

to the packaging, to producing and starring in your own commercial.

The thirst is real.

Gentlemen, start your engines

and may the best woman win!

Well, Cheryl, what's the craic? How are you?

CHERYL CHUCKLES

Oh, this is going to be the week I have a breakdown.

Why?

Because nothing's coming to me.

But why? There's so much that you could do -

you could do about Essex and whitening your teeth.

I was thinking along the lines of like the Diva Water,

like the thing that gives you, like, the Essex divaship, so, like...

Oh, yeah, yeah.

..you instantly feel like,

I'm arrived, I'm here, girls!

You want to shine bright like my vajazzle? You need this water, hon.

Yeah, exactly! See, that's funny.

Can I have a suggestion?

I think we've seen a lot of that Essex girl character.

Maybe try and step out of the box and try something new.

If I was one of them judges watching this challenge

and I just saw, "I'm Cheryl Hole" again, I'd be bored.

Come on, girl, get creative.

You don't want to be playing Cheryl all the while.

When you did the Welsh accent, that was hilarious.

Oh, do you know what, guys?

I'm absolutely sick of these girls around the town.

I just want my own man and I'm not going to fight for you,

do you know what I mean? I've had enough of this.

Blu, stop doing that.

I've never heard a Welsh accent, but I don't know if that's it!

Cheryl's Welsh accent is questionable

and all these shady bitches know it.

But they're trying to make her do it so she'll go in the bottom.

You've got to sell a product but you've got to sell yourself.

Yeah. And instantly I've gone with my strengths and what I know,

but now I'm like, well, clearly I've done that too much

and now I'm just, like, second guessing whether I should even

bother with that now.

Course I'm going to think about it

because are they trying to look out for me or are they just trying

to make me do something stupid so I fall flat?

I'm not being funny, I've done all my mood board,

she hasn't even picked a name yet. And I'm literally ready to go.

She's got prove herself this week

because, like I said, she hasn't got a badge,

she's always in the bottom.

She needs to prove herself, this has got to be Cheryl's week.

Just don't give up so soon.

CHERYL SNIFFS

Sorry.

Right now, I feel like I could walk out of that workroom

and not come back in because I feel like I'm tapped out,

I'm done and I'm toast in this competition.

'Ello, Guvnor!

ALL: Hello!

How are my thirsty queens doing?

Thirsty, oh!

Hello, Blu. Hi! How are you?

Every time that man steps in this room, I piss my pants.

How different are you now from when you first came

to this competition?

Before I could hardly string a sentence together,

but now I'm talking fluently, which is always nice.

I definitely didn't expect to excel in a comedy challenge either,

like the Snatch Game, and I did pretty well,

I was proud of myself. Yeah. I expected to go home.

So I feel like Blu came here as like a shell,

she was just the look,

and now she's got a few little tricks up her sleeve.

Well, the concept for my water is about bottling my vanity

and my talents and my amazing beauty and it's going to be

literally my blood, sweat and tears.

Ew, that sounds gross.

Yeah, I suppose it is. I didn't think about that. Yeah.

It's just people seemed to like the whole Mary Berry thing

and it was a wee bit gross, so I kind of was just...

You're going to go with that.

Yeah, I just feel like that must be my thing,

to be a wee bit gross, you know? Yeah.

Well, Blu, listen, I love advertising. Mm-hm.

I love when it's uniquely your own.

You're saying right now that you're 23

and you haven't quite found your voice yet. Mm-hm.

So far, the Mary Berry thing is swaying you towards that angle

because you were successful at it.

I'm going to challenge you to find some other angles.

I think there's more to you than just the Mary Berry thing.

That was really inspiring. Well, that's what I'm here for. Yeah.

You know, you go into this and you have one idea... Yeah.

..and that just totally flipped that over. Good.

Hopefully you'll do very well in this challenge. Thank you.

The luck of the Irish. That's right. All right, I'll see you later.

Thank you. Have a lovely day.

Baga Chipz. Hello, Ru.

You have the most RuPeter badges in the whole competition.

I am shocked myself. I can't believe it.

It's just incredible.

VOICEOVER: Oh, here we go.

Baga with her brownie badges,

showing off that she could tie the knot in the camp.

I see a whole story board there. Yeah.

It's Baga's Moose Juice Water

because it gets so much male attention.

All the men, they can't keep their eyes off me.

Then I'm like, "Oh, got to have a bit of this."

And then it turns me into a horrible, ugly old woman.

Oh, so the appeal is that it turns you into a horrible, ugly old woman.

Cos all these products, they claim to make you more beautiful. Yes.

And I'm going to do the reverse.

I'm having a hard time with that. Oh!

VOICEOVER: Oh, shit.

Looks like I'm going to have to change my idea!

This water should be branding who you are.

I would think it would taste like a bag of chips.

Oh, that's a good idea. What do you mean, that's a good idea?!

That would be the first thing I would think of,

what is wrong with you? Oh, my God. I'm going to do...

Oh, my God, I think I'm going to have to do something

totally different now. Listen, I don't want to lead the witness.

I don't. I'm just, I'm stating the obvious.

Your product should be branding you.

I feel like I'm at school. You've just taught me a lot.

All right. Well, let's see if you can pull this off.

Thank you, Ru. Thanks, love.

I'm nervous.

I had an idea, I've now got a different one.

Which one's going to work?

Hi, Vivienne. Hello.

You were in the bottom last week. I was, yeah.

How did that feel? Oh, it was heartbreaking.

What was heartbreaking about it? Just...

I've been in the top every week,

the top three, and I'd won two challenges.

And then, all of a sudden, to be in that bottom, it's just...

Nothing prepares you for it.

I feel like I've got something big to prove this week.

I was in the bottom last week

and I'm showing the judges that was just a fluke.

Are you any good at advertising and branding?

I'd say I was, yeah.

And I think it's a great opportunity to act as well.

So I want to bring a strong character,

so your typical Scouse housewife from Liverpool,

she's got three kids.

She needs a bit of moistening.

OK... And this water is going to get you nice and rehydrated.

RU LAUGHS

I think that's an admirable thing to do

so I'm going to let you get to it.

Pleasure. Thank you, Ru. Thank you. See you soon.

Cheryl Hole. Hello, Ru. Hello, darling.

I see you have a green dress here. Yes.

I'm going down the dancer route,

so I thought I'd pull out one of my best dancer costumes.

Well, you realise you'll be doing it in front of a green screen,

right, darling? Oh, crap!

Yes.

It's a good thing I've got plenty of other sequined bodysuits,

isn't it? Yes.

Tell me about your consumer. Who would buy Cheryl Hole's water?

I'm catering more to the people that are about to hit the town

and go on a night out. Yeah.

So it's for all the people that want to have, like, a good boogie

on the dance floor.

We're going to have that confidence

and exuberate everything that Cheryl Hole does.

So how's it going with this challenge so far?

Erm, I'd be lying if I said I was having a good time. Really, why?

I definitely feel like I'm bottom of the pack.

Are you the only one without a RuPeter badge?

Thank you for reminding me, Ru.

Yes, I am the only one in this room without a badge.

And, if I'm being completely honest, I thought last week

I had it in the bag to finally get that badge.

Right, because you're a dancer, you're a performer,

and you actually excelled in that challenge,

but it wasn't on the winning team. Yeah.

Well, Cheryl, listen, just a word of advice.

Know who you are

and apply that to all of the challenges.

I want to see the Cheryl Hole brand in this water.

Thanks, Cheryl. Thank you, Ru. All right.

It was nice to hear Ru believe in me.

Yeah, my runways have been weak,

but there's something that Ru sees in me

and that means a lot to me and I needed that.

Hi, Divina. Hello.

So you're not working on your layout for your commercial,

you're working on a brassiere. Well, yeah. Erm...

I'm the... Important things, darling. ..Queen of the Seas.

I'm just making myself a little mermaid right now. Yeah, OK.

# Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah! #

GLASS SMASHING

Tell me about your water.

It's called DD Sea.

Oh. As in...the sea... Yes. ..water.

Oh! DD Sea Water. So it's clear what it is. Yeah.

We're going to de-saltify all that water.

I was going to ask you about that because sea water is quite salty.

Yeah. Not for drinking. No.

Well, you know, I am probably the saltiest bitch here.

Do you feel you have what it takes to go all the way

in this competition? Yeah, I do, actually.

Do you think the others feel you have what it takes? No.

I don't think they have a clue!

SHE LAUGHS

Have you had discussions with them about this?

There may have been a discussion last week.

With you and Vivienne. Yeah. Yes. What happened in that discussion?

Well, at every turn, other people have been higher in her ranking

than I have.

And yet at every turn I've done better than those fuckers.

Divina bringing it up - again.

Get over it!

You know, we all want that validation, don't we... Yeah.

..that people think you're good at what you do?

But I think they've all been surprised at every turn

when I've put everything together and then they've gone,

"Oh, I didn't realise this was what you could do.

"I thought you were just a sequin dress and a red wig."

Do you think that's what Vivienne thought about you?

Absolutely. Ah.

A cheap sequin dress as well.

SHE LAUGHS

If you're going to grass me up, love, at least keep to the facts.

I said a red wig and a silver dress, not cheap,

although I probably could've put that in as well.

SHE LAUGHS

All right, ladies, gather round.

Gather round, ladies.

In a moment, you'll be shooting your water commercials

with the help of the incredibly fluid Graham Norton. Yay! Whoo!

And tomorrow on the main stage,

we'll be joined by our extra special guest judge.

I've loved her since Girls Aloud...

..Cheryl. Oh, my God!

Wow! Wow.

I have never met Cheryl.

Like Cheryl is the reason I'm here today, girls.

I can't. No.

Now, before I leave, I want to make a toast

with a bottle of Michelle Visage's new brand of water.

Good luck and don't fuck it up.

Ugh! Oh, my God,

it tastes like arse!

See ya.

How was your walkthrough, Divina?

Er, OK.

Couldn't help but hear you, erm, bringing up last week again.

I thought... Er, well, I was asked the question.

I was asked, I didn't volunteer.

I think I'm getting persecuted for a question

that you didn't like the answer to.

I mean, nobody's persecuting you, darling.

I got asked by RuPaul what went on, so I told her.

Can we leave it at this now?

It's getting very tiring. Oh...

Well, it depends whether I'm still the girl with the red hair

and the silver dress. THEY LAUGH

You know I think you're a fierce queen, girl. I know.

As long as you're good with that. Yeah, of course. Good.

We've cleared the air.

I don't give a shit any more cos I'm fucking fabulous

and she's going home. SHE LAUGHS

Hello, everyone. Are you all set to film your water ads? Yes.

Oh, yes! I can't wait.

There's a limited amount of time, so bear that in mind.

And if it turns out you are a proppy actress, the Brit crew are here.

Blu, you're up first. Mm-hm. Go for it, girl.

OK, and we'll see the rest of you in a bit. OK.

So we're going to set up your first scene. Right.

So this is...

..do you look frazzled?

I do look frazzled probably right now,

that's because I am frazzled. You're good, you're good, you're good.

My advert will show me going from a sad, frazzled lady

to releasing my inner drag queen

with a fierce outlook on life.

Action.

Are you frazzled?

GRAHAM CHUCKLES

Is your country's laws discriminating against you?

I'm not using any props for my advert.

I don't really need them.

My face is my prop.

Does that make sense? It does.

Right now we're seeing you full length. Oh...

..so the glamour's slightly spoiled by a bottle between your legs.

I mean... Yeah, it would, it would!

THEY LAUGH

Action.

Oh, yeah, Daddy.

Yeah.

Stop that. Oh...

Go over the top with this, really, really... Mmm!

OK, maybe not that much!

LAUGHTER

Just think about your parents watching this.

I've already ruined my whole dignity for them.

You dirty cow!

Muck. OK, so is that OK?

Ask the bottle.

I think we've got that. OK. OK, let's move on.

Finding Blu Hydrangea helped me love myself.

So drinking Blu Hydration will help you love yourself.

Thank you very much. That's a wrap. Well done, you!

Well done, Blu! Well done, babe.

CHERYL: Now, she's definitely doing it for the Irish girls,

but is sexy going to sell this advert?

Cheryl Hole, you're up. Here we go. Here we go, here we go, here we go.

I'm ready.

Now, I could be feeling the most poo in the world

but the minute that drag is on, the confidence just comes over me.

I'd like the chaise longue, please.

So get your muscles working, please, boys. Yeah.

I'm ready to smash and sell this challenge.

Action.

It's Cheryl Hole's Dancing Diva Water.

Oh, no, it's drink. Crap. I fucked up my own drink.

LAUGHTER

It's Cheryl Hole's Dancing Diva Drink!

Perfect. First scene.

Can I get, like, a close up of, like, just the bottle?

You know on, like, adverts where it's like, "One, two, three"?

Got it. Action.

Edge in now, your finger.

Bit more.

Bit more.

GRAHAM GIGGLES

That the top? That's the top one.

Now the second one.

And now the third one.

Am I nowhere near it?

LAUGHING: No, no, no, it's good, it's good. Yeah, right!

Let's get rid of the box. We're about to hit the club, boys. Woo!

Come on, ladies, let's get in formation.

BLU GIGGLES

Even though Cheryl was freaking out, it is going so well.

And Graham is loving this Essex girl.

Choreography!

Do you think we've got enough dancing, Graham? Yeah.

Good at dancing.

Cheryl's advert was really kind of scatty

but then this is probably her best outfit.

Well done. That's a wrap for Cheryl. Thank you. Good job.

All right, The Vivienne. The stage is yours.

VIVIENNE: Oh, hiya.

The whole concept for my water is to be like a housewife.

Oh, no, not grapes, just potatoes, I'm making a pan of Scouse.

Just like proper common slapstick humour

that everyone's going to love.

Action.

Girls, are you sick of guzzling loads of water

and still feeling drier than me granny on a Saturday night?

Well, come here, I've got just what you need.

Now, is the first thing you do when you walk into your garage

is chuck your baby?

I think I need to call social services.

But she was funny.

She was really funny.

Does he look...? Is that reading scientist? Yeah, it yells scientist.

I now regret not doing science.

I'm feeling so confident about this.

I mean, it's basically another Snatch Game for me.

Find a good character and make it funny.

Action.

I'm dripping!

Yep, that's a wrap. Smashing. Well done, you.

Very good. Thank you, Graham. Thank you so much.

Divina De Campo... Hello! ..to the green space.

Do you have voiceover you want to do first? Yes.

So I feel like I've written a whole screenplay, actually. OK.

There is a quite a lot to get through. All right.

Remember when we were all so hopeful

and plastic was just invented?

Now that plastic is choking our seas

and killing mermaids like me,

DD Sea is the product which will change all that.

This isn't a feature length movie, doll.

DDC fully endorses DD Sea. Always read the label.

ECHOING: Keep away from children and salty bitches.

May cause feelings of moral superiority,

incurable realness and severe shade.

SLOW-MO: Enjoy responsibly.

TRICKLING

And cut.

What the bloody hell is going on?!

Nine minutes remaining.

The girls, they're all like this.

And Graham is staring at me like I have completely lost my mind.

Proper movie magic.

It just looks like a mess to them.

I know in my head that this is going to work.

Oh, my God!

Oh... Oh...

Cut. Very good.

Is that a Bafta right there?

SHE LAUGHS

All right, perfect.

Baga Chipz, you're up. BAGA: Hello, Graham. Hi, Baga.

How are you, my love? I'm very well, yourself?

You all right? I'm very good. This is Baga's Chippy Tea Water.

Yes.

Who loves a nice big battered sausage?

But it's a right pain in the arse

when you start piling on those pounds

and reeking of vinegar!

Strokes!

Gone, but not forgotten.

And action.

Let's do some close up of some sausage eating.

Wah-wah-wah!

Ahhh!

I think... Do you think we've got enough? Mm.

Yeah? LAUGHTER

Baga is Baga and she's hilarious,

but her advert doesn't make any sense.

Can I pretend these teddy bears are dogs?

LAUGHTER

I'm not entirely sure what's going on here.

OK, let's get wet.

Oh, water!

Oh, my God, I can feel the sausage down my throat.

Oh, here comes the fish.

Oh! It's the catch of the day.

Could you imagine a fish-flavoured water?

Ugh.

SHE BURPS

And that's a wrap for Baga. Thank you, Graham!

Thank you, boys! And a wrap for all of you. Thank you, girls.

I'm very 'appy with my advert,

I am one funny, sausage-loving bitch and I am amazing!

Yesterday, I won the mini challenge,

which means I get to chat with Katya and I'm super excited.

Hello! Hiya!

THEY LAUGH

How you doing?

But we're...

Oh, she didn't like that very much, she's left.

She was sick of it and she's hung up.

'Ello, Guvnor! Shall we pretend...?

Oh, my God!

THEY LAUGH

Just to have an outside voice is so brilliant.

And the fact that it's Katya is just even better

because we kind of view the world in a similar sort of way.

Start at the beginning. Have you been crying? Have you puked?

I have cried. Have you passed out?

I was not going to be that person

who was bothered what anybody else thought... Sure.

..and I've totally done that the whole way through.

That's a completely false dialogue. Yeah.

That is just invented. All those little mice in your head... Yeah.

..chewing away at your brain cells... Yeah.

..going, "Hello, little bitch. I'm going to take it away now."

Have you ever thought about taking anti-psychotics?

Katya is one of the best people to give me advice

because she's been through this process twice already.

So what would you tell me, right here, right now,

in order to win? OK.

All of your, like, conditioned, patterned thinking,

you have to just do the opposite.

And think about, you're just in your one-woman show. OK.

There's nobody else. Even Ru, that's your assistant.

Yeah. Michelle, she's an intern.

You've got to just put everybody down

and you're just on this gilded pedestal.

You're gracing them, you know what I mean? With your presence.

With your presence, yeah. It's a gift.

Obviously.

Talking with Katya has given me that eureka moment of

I don't care what these people think any more

cos it doesn't matter.

And when things don't matter, that's when I fly.

Aw! I'm so happy to see you! Give us slay, bitch. OK.

I'm going to offer up De Campo full-on to the judges.

Oh, that's the one.

We can work on that walk a little bit.

THEY LAUGH

So in Belfast, there's not that big a scene for the gays.

There's, like, two bars.

The scene can be a little crazy, but I'm not like that big a drinker

or anything, or like into drugs.

When I was working predominantly in London,

my life was just gigs, gigs, work, work

and being surrounded by drag 24/7.

And then what I'd do is I'd get carried away

and drink every single night

and I wouldn't come home for, like, four days.

Yeah, sometimes as a drag queen,

you forget to have like a day life, don't you?

You just have like a night life.

Yeah, you're like a little creature of the night -

playing your music and then disappearing from the sunshine.

There's no bigger high than going on stage and entertaining people.

So coming off that stage and then going,

"I need it, I need to feel it again, I need to feel it again,

"let me take this."

I actually think working in a nightclub put me off drinking

and stuff like that as well. Well, it took...

Three of my friends died and it didn't stop me.

I was a drug addict for four years of my life.

It was party drugs,

but I couldn't leave the drugs at the party.

It was constant for me.

A lot of my drug use was pure boredom.

I mean, I worked seven nights a week,

in the day I didn't do anything.

And it was just a habit that caught on a bit too quick

and a bit too hard.

When people say, "Oh, you've got to hit rock-bottom to get further",

it sounds so stupid, but it's the truth. Yeah.

I had to be, like, kicked out of my house

and told that I was going to be dead by the time I was 30

to actually go, "Right, I need to sort this out."

It was the loneliest part of my life.

I was killing myself.

And my family don't even know.

My friends know, and I've always said...

TEARFULLY: I've always said it never bothered me or anything.

And I was just, "Oh, yeah, whatever."

But, like, it did bother me. I was pissing my life up the wall.

And, of course, I'd be dead now if I hadn't done nothing about it.

So I moved to Spain and sorted my act out and I met David.

And I'm two years clean of the drugs and I just feel amazing for it,

and I just want to have that platform to help other people.

Do you guys think there's enough support in the gay scene

for people going through these kind of things?

I mean, Liverpool's got something called the Armistead Centre.

So hopefully there's places like that in other cities as well,

because the Armistead do an absolutely amazing job.

This is why I want to say to people,

I fell into that trap.

But you can get out of it with the support and help of friends,

family or even yourself.

You've got it deep inside of you, you can stop it, you can do it.

Look at me now, I'm on Drag Race season one.

SHE LAUGHS

MUSIC: Cover Girl by RuPaul

RU LAUGHS

# Cover girl, put the bass in your walk

# Head to toe

# Let your whole body talk

# And what? #

Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race UK.

The extremely hydrated Michelle Visage.

Just don't say the forbidden word.

Which is? Moist.

National treasure Graham Norton.

Now are there any highlights from yesterday?

Only lowlights, Ru, but I loved it. It was fantastic.

Style and music goddess, Cheryl.

We are so excited you're here.

Love made me do it, Ru, because I love you

and I love drag.

Aw, I love it.

This week, we challenged our thirsty queens to create and market

their own brand of water.

Tonight on the runway, category is Rainy Day Eleganza.

Gentlemen, start your engines

and may the best woman win.

# Can you feel the love? #

First up, Divina De Campo.

Once you go mac, you never go back.

DIVINA: This is the ugliest coat you have ever seen in your life,

and I love it!

It's a new musical. Minging In The Rain. Ooh!

It's that horrible yellow fisherman's mac.

I've got my ugly yellow hat on my head and then...

..bam!

Oh! It's a bumble beneath.

RU LAUGHS

It's taking the mic,

and that's exactly what I think British drag does best.

Cheryl Hole.

Curses, foiled again. You know what they say, every cloud.

I had that too. That's true.

CHERYL HOLE: I turn the corner on the runway and all I'm thinking is,

"There's Cheryl, there's Cheryl, there's Cheryl,

"there's Cheryl, there's Cheryl," And now I'm like, "Ahhhh!"

She's clearly very reflective tonight.

Yeah, well, I think it reflects well on Cheryl. Yes, it does.

So my look is high fashion for once in my life.

I've gone for a metallic Essex girl strutting down the runway.

Two hours, at 300 degrees.

LAUGHTER

Butter and chives optional. Yum!

Baga Chipz. Hello, duckie!

MICHELLE LAUGHS

BAGA: The outfit I've put together is very sparkly,

sequin classic, very Baga, and I've got a duck on my 'ead!

Quack-quack!

She couldn't give a DUCK. No.

Drip, drip, drop, little golden shower.

Nothing says rain like jazz hands.

She's quackers! She is!

The Vivienne. Oh, I think that's a Vivienne WETwood.

MICHELLE LAUGHS

VIVIENNE: This look is casting a cloud over all the other girls.

It's fashion forward, it's conceptual and it's gorge.

She told them. I mean, she told them till she's blue in the face,

she told them.

Any queen can wear a rain mac

but it takes a proper queen to be Mother Nature herself.

I think The Vivienne is a little under the weather. Yes!

She needs some vitamin D!

LAUGHTER

Blu Hydrangea.

Oh, just wrap me up the leftovers.

Someone doesn't like to get wet.

BLU: Today on the runway I am serving candyfloss, Katy Perry,

"is my make-up running?" rainy day couture.

She's a puddle jumper.

I've got my iridescent raincoat, my sparkly tinsel earrings,

and my hair is a cotton candy fantasy.

Splish, splash, bitch!

She's happy, she's sad.

Big in emotion!

# Can you feel the love? #

Welcome, ladies.

It's time for the judges' critiques.

Let's start with Divina De Campo.

Let's take a look at your water advert on the telly.

Hey, hey, hey! It's Divina De Campo off the telly

and I'm here to help.

Remember when we were all so hopeful and plastic was just invented?

Now that plastic is choking our seas and killing mermaids, like me,

and dolphins!

DOLPHIN CLICKS

DD Sea is the product which will change all that.

Every bottle you buy is made from 100% reclaimed recycled plastic,

taken directly from the sea.

The added benefit of DD Sea is it's made from 100% purified sea water

by our special patented processes.

DD Sea is the best solution to satisfy your needs.

Available nationwide now.

DDC fully endorses DD Sea. Always read the label.

Keep away from children and salty bitches.

May cause feelings of moral superiority,

incurable realness and severe shade.

RU LAUGHS Thank you!

MICHELLE: I absolutely loved your ad.

You knew exactly what you were doing.

You were being sarcastic and funny and dry.

And then the mermaid with the bottles

was an eco message, at the same time ridiculous.

I love that you used your comedic side to get that message across.

I think that's amazing. Hope you save the planet.

When you talked about what you were going to do,

it just seemed a bit worthy.

I kind of thought, "Where are the jokes in this?"

But you had the most fully formed idea of what your ad

was going to look like visually, and it really worked.

Tonight, on the runway,

I'm glad you got rid of the yellow jacket pretty quickly.

DIVINA: You didn't like that?

MICHELLE: It just wasn't the most flattering.

But I think this is you, Divina, I think this says who are you.

You put a corset over rain gear.

I love that you gave it the corseted waist,

you've got your little crystals to create the illusion of raindrops.

You resemble a young Jean Brodie.

Up next, Cheryl Hole.

That name sounds familiar. Rather familiar.

Hi. Hi, doll. Very nice to meet you.

I mean...

..I was never thinking this day would actually come,

that me and you would be at least this close.

I'm not going to lie to you,

the girls have inspired me a lot from my childhood

all the way up till ten...

Aw. ..when you disbanded and you absolutely devo-d me. Sorry.

Obviously, my namesake is because of you. Oh, babe.

So... I love that. Thank you so much. I can't thank you enough.

You inspire me in drag,

and you've inspired me my entire life

so to be stood doing the thing that I love the most

means the absolute world to me.

Love you. Love you.

Let's take a look at your advert.

Tired of not feeling like a star?

MAN CRIES

Tired of being outshined by your other girls?

Hi! I'm Cheryl Hole and you must be wondering,

"Chez, where'd you get all that confidence and energy from?"

Now I'm going to let you in on my big little secret.

It's Cheryl Hole's Dancing Diva Drink!

Cheryl's triple D contains a top secret blend

of star power molecules,

drips of death drop sweat

and jam-packed with caffeinated confidence

to bring out the diva in you.

Whoa! We feel amazing!

To sassy Sandra with the moves like Mick Jagger...

..or me!

Ooh! Ooh!

So grab your energy, get your confidence

with Cheryl Hole's Dancing Diva Drink.

I'm such a tit.

I loved that advert.

I was actually watching how you looked, to be honest.

I was like, "Wow, she looks awesome."

What was the idea behind it?

MICHELLE LAUGHS

That was not shade. Why everyone did an open mouth...

Seriously. Yeah, what was that about?

I was too busy, like, "Wow!"

MICHELLE: I think in the advert you started out really strong,

it just kind of fizzled for me, it didn't really go anywhere.

It's just like we're drinking water with caffeine and dancing.

I felt like there could have been more in it.

I kind of agree with Michelle.

It got a bit repetitive towards the end,

but everything that was supposed to be funny really landed.

And I loved the way you worked with the Brit crew.

You got them to do exactly what you wanted to happen in your ad.

Tonight on the runway, I think it says who you are.

You are a dancing diva, it's very showgirl.

I do like it when you opened it.

Yeah, and that's great.

So we can kind of see what's going on underneath cos there's a lot.

For me, I'd have liked it maybe if it was an actual mini dress.

CHERYL: It was meant to be. Oh, OK.

MICHELLE: Did you grow eight inches?

Hello. CHERYL: But, yeah, it was meant to be about this length.

Yeah, cos I feel like the grey panties, they just sort of...

It's better than flashing my nunny, Graham, though, isn't it?

Well, there's that. This is like something Girls Aloud would wear.

Don't you think? Yeah.

Honestly, that's like how we should've been styled

in No Good Advice. Well, girl, we'll work on the project next time.

Maybe we can talk later.

Up next, Baga Chipz.

Hello, everyone. Hi! Hi.

Let's take a look at your advert.

Who loves a nice big battered sausage?

Ahhh!

But it's a right pain in the arse when you start piling on

those pounds and reeking of vinegar.

Goodbye, bum and tum, and hello, yummy mum!

Only with Baga's Chippy Tea Water!

The 100% calorie free water

that gives you the fulfilment of a hot fish and chip supper!

Let me have a sip first, it might be shite.

Oh! Ohhhh!

Oh! Ohhh!

That water is bloody good.

That is MUCH better! Oh...

Outshine your daughter with Baga's Chippy Tea Water!

SHE BURPS

LAUGHTER

What is chippy? What's chippy?

Do you know up north...? You know this, don't you, Cheryl?

Yeah. We're having a chippy tea.

It's fish and chips. Oh, chippy tea.

Well, I tell you what, I was really looking to working with you

because you're the one with the comedy chops,

and what surprised me was that, actually,

you were kind of the most shambolic.

We were looking at you on a bench for a long time.

RU LAUGHS

But it was really, really funny.

I'm really not sure about the water concept, what you were selling,

I think we had more fun watching you put stuff in your mouth, you know?

BAGA: I think I just trying to sell like fish and chips in a bottle

that just fills you up.

MICHELLE: Look, hear from the other judges. Maybe it's just me.

I think it's just you.

It was actually smart that you kept it on brand.

If I was going to buy that water,

I would know that was associated to you.

Michelle. Well, her name's not Battered Sausage, is it?

It's not Battered Sausage... It's Baga Chipz.

The outfit, if I saw it on a hanger outside, I would go,

"Is that Baga Chipz's outfit?"

From the neck down,

it could be Liza Minnelli working as a psychiatric nurse.

So I got it right, Graham. MICHELLE: In the rain.

In the rain. In the rain.

All right, up next, The Vivienne.

Hi, Ru. Hi.

Let's take a look at your commercial.

Girls, are you sick of guzzling loads of water

and still feeling drier than me granny on a Saturday night?

Well, come heres, I've got just what you need!

In my fella's lab in there,

he's infusing water with vaginal digestivum,

so you're going to be proper moist.

I used to be drier than the Sahara, but now...

..I'm drippin'!

Drippin' - keeping you wet and your fella made up.

Sold in all good offies.

Approved by me ma.

Scouser meets drag is perfection for me.

Thank you. The rollers, the robe, the slang... Good.

..I got it and I loved it, yeah.

You had a great concept.

I think it's a really clever, funny,

easy to understand concept with the water.

And then, what I love about this, it's a totally different Viv.

It is, it's very haute couture,

very high fashion, very, almost theatrical.

MICHELLE: I think it's really dark and really intriguing

and I like seeing you when we can't really just see beautiful Viv.

VIVIENNE: I'm so happy to hear that after last week. Thank you.

MICHELLE: Yeah. Good job. VIVIENNE: Thank you very much.

Up next, Blu Hydrangea.

Hi! Let's take a look at your advert.

Are you feeling frazzled?

Confidence out the window?

Are your country's laws discriminating against you?

Well, girl...

..you better find your inner drag queen.

And now you can with our new water on the scene,

Blu Hydration!

Blu Hydration is infused with self-belief,

confidence and a fierce outlook on life.

Finding Blu Hydrangea helped me love myself,

so drinking Blu Hydration will help you love yourself.

Blu Hydration - show your beauty within.

All right. Let's go to the judges, Michelle.

MICHELLE: Hello, Blu. BLU: Hi!

MICHELLE: So what I loved about the ad was you got in a political dig.

I loved the name - Blu Hydration. BLU: Thank you.

MICHELLE: It all makes sense.

And it started out kind of strong again

and then just kind of went to nowhere.

You were the only one who didn't ask for any big props,

didn't use the boys.

And it was like you thought there would be a prize

for being self-sufficient. Ask for stuff.

You know, all that stuff's there to be used.

And I think it would've opened the ad up for you

cos in the finished product,

it's kind of the thinnest concept.

Tonight on the runway, I loved this look.

I loved the way you sold it. BLU: Thank you.

MICHELLE: I love that it's kind of Lisa Frank and you're just like,

"I want to play and I'm a brat."

I enjoyed the make-up.

I enjoyed the creativity behind your look.

It's definitely a nod to candy pop music.

It's fun, it's sexy

and yet it has a nod to rain, so...

Yeah. A nod. A brief nod.

We are down to five girls,

five incredible queens.

The best Britain has to offer is on this stage.

So well done, all of you. Well done, girls.

Well done, girls. Well done, girls.

All right, ladies, while you untuck in the workroom,

the judges and I will deliberate.

Do you know what? I actually enjoyed that.

So Cheryl meeting Cheryl was the best moment

I could ever ask for my life.

And I didn't get a cease and desist.

Having that interaction with the person that I've idolised for years

and years... Wait, like, another girl group essay from Cheryl

is about to happen! I thought,

you know when you have a dream and it's like so real? Yeah.

And you wake up and you go, "Oh, shit, it was a dream."

That was real life, it was a dream that was actually happening.

Yeah. At least you're not going home disappointed.

LAUGHTER

After last week, I'm made up.

I told yous all I'm not getting in that bottom again and I mean it.

I'm happy. What about you, Divina?

Er, I knew none of you understood what the fuck I was doing.

You all thought I was mad as a...

No, I never thought you were mad. ..penny farthing.

But that's fine. I'm fully vindicated.

I knew exactly what I was doing right from the word go.

What about you, Baga? How are you feeling?

Oh, I'm in the bottom, obviously.

It's bye-bye, Vienna, for Baga.

Baga has left the building tonight.

Do you know what? I've always agreed with the critique from the judges

but this week, they are being very, very harsh, very harsh.

I mean, I've prepared for this lip-sync.

You have to! Do you know the song? Do you know the song? Not really.

BAGA LAUGHS I'm gone!

Hang on, why don't you know the song? I know it,

I know the choruses and shit.

But why haven't you learned it? It's only four lines.

I know, I know, I know. I'm not going to lie,

you two are two teeny boppers and I'm an old nana.

Girl, so am I, I still want to lip-sync. I'm just being honest.

You're not, though. You're tapping out! You're being dramatic.

You've won three challenges.

You've been killing every single week.

And now because it's a lip-sync song that you don't think you can sell,

you're tapping out? That's pathetic. Pull yourself together.

I'm not in the right outfit. You're wearing a catsuit,

it couldn't be more perfect for a lip-sync.

No, girl, it's like safety pinned at the back

because the zip wouldn't go up. Well, you can keep the coat on.

I've got the fucking...this thing on my 'ead.

I'm not tapping out, but I think... It's what it sounds like.

..it's the inevitable. I'm just preparing for the worst.

It's got me through life, so that's what I'm doing, OK?

Don't second guess yourself.

Shut up and listen to what we're saying.

I've won three challenges and now it's curtains for Baga.

Cos I think if you look at some of the other girls,

if they haven't had... Look at her! Don't, girl,

cos you're really pissing me off. But it's just true, though.

You've been my little mate through this whole thing

and now it seems like this Baga that was my biggest competition

is sat there going, "Oh, well, it's been nice. Ta-ra!"

And you're boring the shit out of me.

Go and learn your song cos I'm going for a ciggie.

All right, now just between us squirrel friends, what do you think?

Now, this is where the competition gets really tough

and we are splitting hairs because we've got the best of the best.

So, listen, I know it's tough,

but we have to do it.

So, let's start with Divina.

Her advert was one of my favourites.

I thought it was hysterical,

smart, politically conscious through the whole thing.

She was the one girl who'd thought through

what was going to look funny.

Making the props, the bottles on the strings.

She did way more, creatively, with what she had.

The look on the runway tonight, it was certainly the most practical

had it actually rained.

I like the fact that she still managed to somehow

create a silhouette, even though she looked like she was about to go

on one of those wet rides. Mm-hm.

It wasn't the most beautiful,

but I think Divina's really something special.

Cheryl Hole. Tonight's advert fell completely flat for me.

We can only get so much looking at a pretty queen.

It really has to have substance, there has to be more than that.

I kind of disagree. Of course you do.

No, but what I liked about Cheryl this week was

she kept her foot on the pedal from last week.

She looked a million dollars.

There has to be more than that

and I didn't think there was in her advert.

The runway look, I think it's my favourite Cheryl Hole runway look

that I've seen,

apart from the visible panty line.

Yes, she had a visible panty line,

but the idea behind it, I really enjoyed.

I think it was very indicative of who Cheryl Hole is.

But I don't think tonight was a very strong night

in the advert section for her.

Baga Chipz. Even though the concept was a bit crass and a bit mad,

I understood her character immediately.

She's a whore, Cheryl.

It made me laugh more than any of the others.

Tonight on the runway, I didn't quite get rainy day,

but what I can give it is it's quintessential Baga.

It looked like what your Auntie Sandra would just

pick off the shelf to go to disco night or something, you know?

Although, you know, in this weird fashion world that Baga lives in...

THEY LAUGH

..it somehow does make sense. Yes.

Let's move on to The Vivienne.

My favourite advert of the night, mostly because she was a Scouser.

The best concept by far in terms of selling a comedy brand of water.

From the start to the finish, I was laughing.

But would you drink her water?

I would not drink her water. Not yet. No, thanks.

You're still young. Bring it on over here, kiddo!

Tonight on the runway, she took the complete opposite approach

of everybody else and became the rainy day,

and there is something to be commended about that.

This is my favourite queen of the evening for sure.

I think after the disaster of last week,

The Vivienne has bounced back with a vengeance.

Blu Hydrangea.

I think if she had more confidence

in her ability to be funny,

she could've pushed that commercial further.

The end, it just kind of got a bit muggy, like with the faces,

and it really didn't go anywhere.

So I didn't want to buy her water, I didn't really care.

I just didn't really feel anything, to be honest,

and then the catwalk, I did

and her make-up is like a performance.

She looked like it was raining in a bratty birthday party scenario.

But it was kind of what I expected from Blu Hydrangea.

At this point to the competition,

we're hoping people will pull something out of the bag

and you'll go, "Wow, didn't see that coming."

All right.

Silence!

I've made my decision.

Bring back my girls.

Welcome back, ladies.

I've made some decisions.

The Vivienne.

This week, you made it rain.

Condragulations, you are the winner of this week's challenge.

Thank you so much! Thank you.

And you will receive your third RuPeter badge.

# Rule Britannia! #

DING!

You may step to the back of the stage. Thank you, all.

Thank you very much.

Oh, I needed this win so much.

That fire has been reignited.

Divina De Campo,

you survive the storm.

You're safe. Thank you. Thank you.

You may step to the back of the stage.

Cheryl.

Blu Hydrangea.

Baga Chipz.

This week, you all quenched my thirst.

But at the end of the day,

I have to ask myself, whose water am I most likely to swallow?

Baga Chipz...

..you're safe.

Baga is shooketh!

I can't believe it. You may join the other girls.

Two queens stand before me.

In a moment, I'll ask one of you to shantay, which means stay,

and one of you to sashay away.

I've consulted with the judges,

but the final decision is mine to make.

Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare a lip-sync performance

of Call My Name by Cheryl.

I know this song like the back of my hand

and I'm ready to sell it the fuck out.

Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me

and save yourself from elimination.

The time has come

for you to lip-sync for your life.

I'm just gutted.

I just didn't expect to be in the bottom with Cheryl.

She is my best friend in this competition.

Good luck and don't fuck it up.

# How do you think I feel when you call my name?

# You got me confused by the way I've changed

# How do you think I feel when you call my name?

# My name, say my name, baby

# Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby

# It's a constant thought of my baby taking up my time

# Time, time, time

# It's a nonstop vision of you that's playing on my mind

# Mind, mind, mind

# Singin' I-I-I

# I love you too much to let go

# How do you think I feel when you call my name?

# You got me confused by the way I've changed

# How do you think I feel when you call my name?

# My name

# Say my name, baby... #

Whoa!

# How do you think I feel when you call my name?

# You got me confused by the way I've changed

# How do you think I feel when you call my name?

# My name

# Say my name, baby

# Oh-oh-oh, when you call my name

# How do you think I feel when you call my name? #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

BAGA: Go on, girls!

Pretty sure that's a kneecap. Yeah.

Oh, my goodness. Wow!

RU LAUGHS

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Cheryl Hole...

..shantay, you stay.

Thank you so much.

You may join the other girls. Thank you.

And I hope I did you proud, Chez. Condragulations, you did.

Come here, you. I love you so much.

I love you.

I'm coming to Belfast, yeah?

If we book you.

LAUGHTER

Blu Hydrangea...

..you've made me and Northern Ireland very proud.

Thank you. That's all I wanted, to make my country and you proud.

Now, sashay away.

Thank you. Love yous all so much.

Well, ladies, don't be feeling blue.

Just follow her on Instagram!

I feel sad but, at the same time, I'm really happy.

I think I got in my head a lot.

I wasn't as confident as I should've been.

But now I know that I am a star

and I'm really thankful for Drag Race for showing me that.

I am just a little boy from Northern Ireland,

come all the way over here

and slay the competition. I'm proud.

Condragulations, ladies.

And remember, if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell are you going to love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here? ALL: Amen!

All right, now let the music play!

# To, to, to, to the moon

# To the moon

# Baby To the moon

# Come on and take me away

# To, to, to, to the moon! #

Next time on RuPaul's Drag Race UK...

For this week's maxi challenge,

you need to take your beautiful mums and sisters

and transform them into sickening drag queens.

Oh, my God, my mum's going to be in drag.

Is she going to look like a Baga Chipz or a bag of shite?

Do a slut drop.

Do it.

You look like you're in a euphoric, happy state

and I'd love to see my mum like that.

Totally different outfits, totally different hair.

She looks like she's going trick or treating.

It reminded me of being in, like, clubs in Europe

and being on a lot of drugs and I don't take those drugs any more.

LAUGHTER

# To, to, to, to the moon

# To the moon Blast off

# To the moon

# Come on and take me away To, to, to, to the moon

# To the moon Baby

# To the moon Come on and take me away

# To, to, to, to the moon

# To the moon Blast off

# Come on and take me away

# To, to, to, to the moon! #