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[mellow music]
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� Keef, this is, like,
a big night for you.
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Dude, you should be
celebrating.
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Everyone at the salon tonight
loved your work.
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� Adrienne.
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� Keef.
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� I'm sorry, I messed up.
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� Did you not hear me?
I said I don't care.
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� Yeah, but it's pretty clear
that you do.
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� No, I don't.
We're not together, Keef.
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You can blackface me
if you want, it's��
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� No, look, no, no, no.
I didn't blackface you, I��
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� Well, I'm pretty sure
you did.
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� It's more like
Rachel Dolezal deal.
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� Oh, okay.
I don't know who that is.
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� The��the white chick
who was trying to be��
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CLOVIS: I know how to
Crip Walk.
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I don't know what the hell
you're talking about.
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AYANA: I don't know, I��
[laughs]
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I think your legs are
too short to Crip Walk.
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� I been doin'��
I been doin' this shit...
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AYANA: Oh, no.
� I been killin'��
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That shit work, right?
AYANA: Looks like you
a old man.
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CLOVIS: Yeah, your ass
always drunk, though.
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AYANA: Okay, well��
� These motherfuckers here.
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What's up, man?
� What's up what?
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� What are you doin' here?
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� We're in the middle
of somethin'.
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� No, we're not.
We're done.
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KEEF: Except that we are
in the middle of something.
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I'm trying to explain to her
that I am an idiot.
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AYANA: I can just��
� No, no, you can chill.
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I tell you what��we gonna do
dap, peace, fuck you?
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� Dap, peace, what?
� Fine, come on, hurry up.
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Let's go.
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You ready?
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� Best two out of three? Shit!
� Get out.
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ADRIENNE: We're just
gonna talk outside.
� You know what?
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We're just gonna talk outside.
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� Mm.
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Ooh, boy.
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[door opens]
GUNTHER: That is what's up.
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Smell like tacos in here?
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Welcome to my humble home��
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Oh...
CLOVIS: What the fuck?
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� Dap, peace, fuck you
for the living room?
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[hard rock music]
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♪ ♪
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[mellow music]
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ADRIENNE: I get it.
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But I didn't do
the cartoon, okay?
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And I�I'm not hung up
about this.
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� I'm not hung up about it.
I'm just aware.
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That's all, I'm aware, okay?
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The reason why
I Dolezaled you
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was because I didn't, uh��
I didn't want to dilute
the message.
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� What's the message?
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� I don't have a message
necessarily.
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� You know, I've dated a lot
of guys like you, Keef,
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and none of them
were this insecure.
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� Okay, exactly how many
black guys have you been with��
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2, 7, 17?
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� Including
or excluding orgies?
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� All right.
� And it's none of
your business
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how many of anything
I've dated.
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� Look, I'm just saying
you're from New Zealand,
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you live in San Francisco.
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It's not exactly Miami Gardens,
that's all.
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� Is that a city with a high
African�American population?
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� Yeah, over 70%.
� I'm not from here,
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so I don't get your
weird references.
KEEF: Detroit��I should've��
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� Detroit I would've got.
� All right, okay.
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� Yeah.
� Okay, fine.
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� I'm talking about artists,
Keef, not black people.
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Am I the only white girl
you've dated?
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� I'm from Boston.
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You get a free side
of white girl
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with every lobster roll
you purchase.
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� Sorry, uh...about
everybody in the living room.
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ZIGGY: Nah...
MARLEY: No...
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It's okay.
� Yeah?
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� It's fine.
� This is where we were
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all gonna end up anyway,
right?
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[both moaning]
� Okay...
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[Marley giggling]
[chuckles] All hands
on deck, huh?
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[laughing]
All hands on Gunther.
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Very nice.
What up, brother?
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[Marley giggling]
� How are ya?
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� You want to go ahead and
finally talk about your girl?
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� No, no, I don't.
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I just want to...
fuck up her algorithms.
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Netflix, Hulu��all that.
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[indistinct speech on TV]
� This is some super petty
relationship shit.
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AYANA: Yeah.
� Oh, oh, fuck this, you so��
yo, you cruel.
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You cruel!
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AYANA: So what do you think?
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10 minutes of each of these
shitty Lindsay Lohan movies?
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� You don't fuck
with Lindsay Lohan?
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� You fuck with Lindsay Lohan?
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� Uh, yeah,
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Yo, you confusing her real
life with her movies, man.
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You trippin'.
� Oh...
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� Freaky Friday?
� Uh�huh.
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� Mean Girls.
� Mm.
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� Herbie?
Okay, everybody loves Herbie.
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Don't mess with the Lo�han!
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� Okay.
Speaking of messing...
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what's up with Keef's
new comics?
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� [scoffs]
I don't know.
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� Your best friend
just told a room full of people
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that you hate women.
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� But I love women.
� Do you just not date them,
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� or...
� Oh, my God!
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Look, dude, we have our night,
then we go our separate ways.
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There's no lying,
there's no leading anybody on
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like we're gonna be together.
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� Wow, spoken like
a true romantic.
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� Exactly, 'cause
I'm the king of that shit.
[door opens]
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ADRIENNE: Oh, we can talk
about it tomorrow.
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KEEF: Yeah, but then
don't say I didn't
try to talk things out.
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� People in relationships
talk things out.
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We get to avoid that shit.
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Do you guys stress out
this much about dating
people of other races?
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� I don't know.
[door closes]
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Can you really remove
fetishization from
interracial relationships?
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Also, who fucking cares?
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� Uh, I'll tell you who��
this guy right here.
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� No, no, no,
I don't care��at all.
[door opens]
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� Whoa, this place
is crowded today.
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� Wait��weren't your last
two girlfriends Asian?
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� Yeah.
� Isn't that a fetish?
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� No, that's a type.
� Oh, so, for you, it's a type,
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but for us, it's a fetish.
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� Yes. You got it.
KEEF: Ah!
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� I got it.
� Because I'm
a black queer woman
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and I don't have the power
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to perpetuate oppressive
sex practices like y'all can.
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� I feel like that's wrong, but
I can't quite verbalize why.
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� Yeah, I don't know
what's happening
in this conversation,
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but I'm team Ayana.
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� Thank you.
� Hey, don't you have company
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to attend to?
� Uh...yeah.
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I'm just kind of mentally
preparing for my threesome.
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� Oh!
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[mellow hip�hop]
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� What'd you think they
were coming here for?
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� Yeah, I don't know��just to
hang out, chitchat.
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Maybe play Parcheesi maybe.
I don't know.
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� Just to be clear��you did
meet these two at the salon.
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� Yes.
� You did mushrooms with them.
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� You let them braid your hair.
� You cuddled for two hours
straight.
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� And then you invited them
back here to our apartment
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for late�night drinks.
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� Yes, late�night
platonic drinks, yes.
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� Yo ass dumb.
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� Okay, well,
that's your opinion.
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I was actually asking
for everybody else's opinion.
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� I don't know if we can answer
that for you.
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� Yeah, that's what
I was afraid of.
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Shit!
CLOVIS: I know what it is, bro.
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It's the dick.
It's that other dick
in the room.
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You don't want to fuck a dude.
I don't want to fuck no dude.
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� Of course you don't.
You're stunted.
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� What?
KEEF: And when she says that,
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she doesn't just mean
physically.
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� No, I was talking about
sexually.
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� Thought you were
talking vertically.
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� Wait��wait��what?
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� Anyway, can we go finish
our conversation
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� like adults?
� Oh, we're being adults now.
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Yeah, yeah.
Have fun.
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� Bye.
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� Good luck with the threesome.
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� You're gonna be great.
[slaps back]
� Okay, I��[stammers]
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That didn't help.
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Oh, my gosh, it's just...
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it's just kind of crazy
because I've
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fantasized about having
a threesome
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ever since I was,
like, a little kid.
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If Ziggy was a girl,
I wouldn't have a problem
with it, but...
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God, I'm just��I'm like��
I'm��I'm basic.
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I'm disappointed
that I'm basic.
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� You ain't basic.
You like what you like.
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What are you talkin' about?
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� He is a person.
I'm a person.
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We're both living in
San Francisco
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in the year of our Lord,
2020.
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I should be more open
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to new experiences...
� Yeah.
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GUNTHER: And fluidity and...
� Yeah.
� Mm�mm.
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� Nut sacks
that don't belong to me.
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GUNTHER: Right?
� Well...
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� It's just skin and balls
and a sack.
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� Well, socially, it is easier
for women to be more fluid.
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� Sure, because their parts
are more inviting.
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� Well, we're also
more open�minded.
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� I'm just saying
I think that
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boobs are cuter than testicles.
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CLOVIS: No, they are.
AYANA: I agree.
GUNTHER: Right?
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CLOVIS: They are.
AYANA: Yeah.
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� But you keep talkin'
about another dude nut sack,
so I don't know.
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It's not really
the conversation
I'm trying to have?
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� Wow, okay.
Well, thanks for nothing.
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CLOVIS: You're welcome.
� You tried.
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� Good luck.
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CLOVIS: All right.
Hey!
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Have a good time.
GUNTHER: Thanks.
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[mystical music]
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[sighs]
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Hey, guys!
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[mellow pop music playing]
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� But I do like you.
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And I don't want this
to be over before it starts.
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� Keef, you don't like me.
You think you like me.
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You don't like me.
� I do like you.
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� Okay, right.
� I do.
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� I'm sure you do.
� I�I do!
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♪ ♪
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� It's complicated, Keef.
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And it shouldn't be
this complicated.
� Everything's complicated.
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When is it not complicated?
� For some people, it's easy.
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� Look, I've done easy.
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And it actually turns out
it's not that easy, you know?
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I just got out
of a two�year relationship,
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and we didn't have
our first fight
until the day we broke up.
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� Did you say
you just got out
of a two�year relationship?
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Buried the lede, Keef!
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Wow!
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I mean, am I a�a rebound or...
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� You're not a rebou��
No! No, no, no.
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Why are you doin' that? No.
� No, it's fine.
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That's good, I�I'm a big girl.
That's fine.
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I just want
to know, like, how soon
after the two�year relationship
234
00:08:04,384 --> 00:08:06,934
did you meet me? 'Cause...
� [stammering]
235
00:08:06,931 --> 00:08:09,481
As far as time goes?
� Yeah, yeah, yeah.
236
00:08:09,477 --> 00:08:11,397
Months, years��
what are we talking?
237
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♪ ♪
238
00:08:13,068 --> 00:08:14,488
� Two.
239
00:08:14,487 --> 00:08:16,117
� Two...
� Weeks.
240
00:08:16,116 --> 00:08:18,326
� Two weeks.
Wow.
241
00:08:18,329 --> 00:08:19,999
Well done,
242
00:08:19,999 --> 00:08:21,789
� That's not��okay.
243
00:08:21,794 --> 00:08:24,054
The relationship was over
before it was actually over.
244
00:08:24,049 --> 00:08:26,089
� Right, so it was��it was dead
but you just stayed in it
245
00:08:26,094 --> 00:08:27,474
just because.
246
00:08:27,472 --> 00:08:28,892
� I'ma stop talkin'.
� Yeah, cool.
247
00:08:28,892 --> 00:08:30,312
� 'Cause every time I talk,
you just��
248
00:08:30,311 --> 00:08:31,901
� I mean, this is just
so predictable for me.
249
00:08:31,898 --> 00:08:33,688
First the EDM DJ
and then the heroin dealer
250
00:08:33,693 --> 00:08:34,993
and now the cartoonist.
251
00:08:34,987 --> 00:08:36,237
What is it with me
252
00:08:36,240 --> 00:08:38,660
going for these
emotionally unavailable men?
253
00:08:38,662 --> 00:08:41,172
� Um...
I got news for you.
254
00:08:41,166 --> 00:08:43,706
You dated a heroin dealer?
255
00:08:43,713 --> 00:08:46,393
Cartoonist is a win.
256
00:08:46,385 --> 00:08:47,845
♪ ♪
257
00:08:47,846 --> 00:08:49,596
� That's funny, Keef.
258
00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:51,100
♪ ♪
259
00:08:51,103 --> 00:08:54,363
[both laughing]
260
00:08:54,359 --> 00:08:56,699
[dogs barking on TV]
261
00:08:56,698 --> 00:08:59,788
� Oh, I love this movie!
262
00:08:59,787 --> 00:09:01,867
� See? I told you!
263
00:09:01,874 --> 00:09:03,674
� Do you want to watch?
You want to come sit?
264
00:09:03,670 --> 00:09:06,550
� Ah, thanks,
but I got to freshen up.
265
00:09:06,551 --> 00:09:09,351
Where's the bathroom?
� It's gonna be
right behind you.
266
00:09:12,980 --> 00:09:15,190
Yeah, I know that look.
267
00:09:15,192 --> 00:09:16,362
� What look?
268
00:09:16,361 --> 00:09:19,241
� Dude, you just went, like,
tits, ass,
269
00:09:19,242 --> 00:09:22,252
and then calf muscles
for some weird reason.
270
00:09:22,248 --> 00:09:23,878
� I'm allowed to look
at a beautiful woman.
271
00:09:23,877 --> 00:09:25,337
� And I didn't say
you couldn't.
272
00:09:25,338 --> 00:09:26,798
� Especially after the night
I had tonight.
273
00:09:26,799 --> 00:09:29,889
� Yeah. It's fucked up
when your girl cheat on you.
274
00:09:29,889 --> 00:09:31,729
Right in front of you, too.
275
00:09:33,062 --> 00:09:34,612
� Yeah.
276
00:09:34,607 --> 00:09:36,227
It's crazy.
277
00:09:36,234 --> 00:09:37,744
� Mm�hmm.
278
00:09:37,738 --> 00:09:39,278
You good?
279
00:09:39,282 --> 00:09:41,292
� Yeah.
Why?
280
00:09:41,286 --> 00:09:43,166
� I mean, it just sound like
it's something else
you want to say.
281
00:09:43,165 --> 00:09:45,335
You all right?
� No, no, I don't want
to say anything else.
282
00:09:45,336 --> 00:09:49,216
It's just a sensitive...
subject, and, um,
283
00:09:49,219 --> 00:09:51,599
I...may not be...
284
00:09:51,599 --> 00:09:53,689
completely...
285
00:09:53,687 --> 00:09:55,187
blameless.
286
00:09:56,526 --> 00:09:58,656
� Oh, my God.
287
00:09:58,655 --> 00:10:00,575
You a fuckboi?
288
00:10:00,575 --> 00:10:03,495
� Not a fuckboi, per se.
289
00:10:03,497 --> 00:10:05,167
� Oh, then cheater!
290
00:10:05,167 --> 00:10:06,797
� Okay, no��
� No, no, no, no.
291
00:10:06,796 --> 00:10:08,416
Fuck that.
You a cheater!
292
00:10:08,424 --> 00:10:09,974
� I�I wouldn't��
� [laughing]
293
00:10:09,969 --> 00:10:11,849
� I wouldn't identify
as a fuckboi.
294
00:10:11,848 --> 00:10:13,348
� You right, you right.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
295
00:10:13,350 --> 00:10:15,400
My bad.
You a fuckgirl.
296
00:10:15,396 --> 00:10:17,606
[laughing]
297
00:10:17,609 --> 00:10:18,949
That's crazy!
298
00:10:24,414 --> 00:10:25,794
� Hi.
299
00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:28,262
� Hello.
300
00:10:30,677 --> 00:10:32,307
Wow.
301
00:10:32,305 --> 00:10:34,095
Okay.
302
00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:36,690
Right.
303
00:10:36,689 --> 00:10:38,069
Mm�hmm.
304
00:10:38,066 --> 00:10:40,316
Oh, wow!
Very nice.
305
00:10:41,616 --> 00:10:43,696
Oh, yeah, sure.
Uh�huh.
306
00:10:46,667 --> 00:10:48,127
Thanks.
307
00:10:48,128 --> 00:10:50,128
I'm just gonna...
MARLEY: Yeah.
308
00:10:50,132 --> 00:10:51,932
Just right in.
309
00:10:53,598 --> 00:10:56,098
I'm gonna just, uh...
[Ziggy and Marley moan]
310
00:10:56,102 --> 00:10:57,732
I guess,
uh, I start down here��
311
00:10:57,731 --> 00:10:59,281
� Whoa, whoa!
GUNTHER: Whoa, whoa.
312
00:10:59,275 --> 00:11:00,315
� What the fuck?
� What?
313
00:11:00,319 --> 00:11:01,779
ZIGGY: Dude!
� What?
314
00:11:01,781 --> 00:11:03,581
� You just...
315
00:11:03,576 --> 00:11:04,906
you grabbed my dick.
316
00:11:04,912 --> 00:11:06,412
� What, did I squeeze it
too hard or what?
317
00:11:06,414 --> 00:11:09,134
[laughs]
� Yeah, I'm��
I'm straight, so...
318
00:11:09,128 --> 00:11:12,678
� [laughs] Okay, yeah, so am I,
very straight, obviously.
319
00:11:12,678 --> 00:11:15,728
What��what��
� Then why'd you grab my dick?
320
00:11:15,725 --> 00:11:17,895
� I thought that's what
I was supposed to do.
321
00:11:17,896 --> 00:11:20,686
� Uh, well, you know,
maybe��maybe don't?
322
00:11:20,694 --> 00:11:22,954
� Okay.
Yeah, heck, yeah.
323
00:11:22,948 --> 00:11:26,158
I�I mean, seems a little
close�minded after��
324
00:11:26,162 --> 00:11:27,422
MARLEY: Ziggy.
325
00:11:27,415 --> 00:11:28,915
Let him grab your dick.
326
00:11:28,918 --> 00:11:30,798
� What��uh��
327
00:11:30,797 --> 00:11:32,627
Yeah.
Yeah, whatever.
328
00:11:32,634 --> 00:11:35,104
Have at it, then.
Let's do this.
329
00:11:35,097 --> 00:11:37,177
� Okay, now...
it's kind of freakin' me out.
330
00:11:37,184 --> 00:11:38,904
I'm just��
� No, no, I'm ready.
331
00:11:38,897 --> 00:11:40,897
� No, no, no.
I'm not ready now, though,
and that's the thing.
332
00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:42,361
ZIGGY: No, no, just give me
your hand.
333
00:11:42,361 --> 00:11:43,951
MARLEY: Wait��
GUNTHER: No, I just
don't think, uh,
334
00:11:43,948 --> 00:11:45,538
I don't��I don't think
the time is right.
335
00:11:45,535 --> 00:11:47,865
I don't know
if it ever will be right.
336
00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:50,423
I'm just feeling a little
vulnerable, a little exposed.
337
00:11:50,419 --> 00:11:52,379
I've got dick on my hands.
� How about I��
338
00:11:52,381 --> 00:11:53,721
How about I hold you?
339
00:11:53,718 --> 00:11:55,638
� Yeah, I mean, that��
� Let me hold you.
340
00:11:55,639 --> 00:11:57,639
� Oh, that's nice.
You've been very nice to me.
341
00:11:57,643 --> 00:12:00,193
[Marley murmurs]
ZIGGY: I'm sorry.
342
00:12:01,525 --> 00:12:05,195
� Okay.
� Here you go.
343
00:12:05,199 --> 00:12:06,989
� Yes. I should have��
344
00:12:06,994 --> 00:12:08,794
ZIGGY: Let's just breathe
together for a second.
345
00:12:08,790 --> 00:12:10,920
� Wow.
346
00:12:10,919 --> 00:12:12,669
Yeah, I think that
the moment's back.
347
00:12:12,673 --> 00:12:14,593
Yeah, let's definitely do it.
Screw it, right?
348
00:12:14,593 --> 00:12:16,303
We're here. Might as well.
ZIGGY: All right.
349
00:12:16,304 --> 00:12:19,354
[soft pop music continues]
350
00:12:19,352 --> 00:12:22,692
♪ ♪
351
00:12:22,693 --> 00:12:25,073
� Can I ask you a question?
352
00:12:25,072 --> 00:12:27,492
♪ ♪
353
00:12:27,493 --> 00:12:29,463
I just want to know
how it felt, uh,
354
00:12:29,455 --> 00:12:31,955
having a room full of people
clapping for you.
355
00:12:31,961 --> 00:12:34,341
� Honestly?
356
00:12:34,340 --> 00:12:38,020
Um...I felt validated.
357
00:12:38,015 --> 00:12:40,305
And I know in that moment,
I shouldn't have,
358
00:12:40,310 --> 00:12:42,730
but I did, and I felt great.
359
00:12:42,733 --> 00:12:44,113
I really did.
360
00:12:44,110 --> 00:12:45,780
� [chuckles]
Well, I get it, I do.
361
00:12:45,780 --> 00:12:48,080
I, um��I get
the validation thing.
362
00:12:48,076 --> 00:12:50,866
You know, ten years ago, I made
this one piece that was��
363
00:12:50,874 --> 00:12:53,464
I mean, I guess it looked
like seaweed, and...
364
00:12:53,462 --> 00:12:55,552
I made it in one afternoon.
It was a total afterthought.
365
00:12:55,550 --> 00:12:58,310
But people went nuts for it,
and Pink posted a photo of it.
366
00:12:58,305 --> 00:12:59,425
� Pink?
� Pink.
367
00:12:59,432 --> 00:13:00,892
� Wow.
� The singer��I know.
368
00:13:00,894 --> 00:13:02,694
And ever since then,
I've just been trying
369
00:13:02,689 --> 00:13:04,359
to make the same thing
again and again.
370
00:13:04,358 --> 00:13:08,028
And the money's good, but...
it just feels hollow.
371
00:13:08,033 --> 00:13:09,543
It's like��oof.
372
00:13:09,536 --> 00:13:12,956
� It's uh...it's
your own toast and butter.
373
00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,709
� Yeah.
374
00:13:16,091 --> 00:13:18,851
And I think my biggest fear
375
00:13:18,846 --> 00:13:21,476
is that maybe now
that I'm comfortable,
376
00:13:21,476 --> 00:13:24,436
now that I don't have anything
I'm fighting for,
377
00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:27,530
I also don't have anything
left to say.
378
00:13:27,531 --> 00:13:31,201
And, like, maybe now
that I'm stable, I'm finished.
379
00:13:31,204 --> 00:13:32,924
� Hmm.
380
00:13:32,916 --> 00:13:35,416
You know, I had
a stable personal life
381
00:13:35,420 --> 00:13:37,510
and then blew it all up.
382
00:13:37,509 --> 00:13:38,849
� Hmm.
383
00:13:38,845 --> 00:13:41,215
� But that is when
you came along.
384
00:13:42,644 --> 00:13:44,154
� And made things even worse.
385
00:13:44,146 --> 00:13:46,066
� Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
� Mm.
386
00:13:46,067 --> 00:13:47,567
� You made things a lot better.
� Really?
387
00:13:47,571 --> 00:13:49,031
� Oh, a hell of a lot better.
388
00:13:49,031 --> 00:13:50,791
I actually felt like I was
making things worse for you.
389
00:13:50,785 --> 00:13:52,075
� Why?
390
00:13:52,079 --> 00:13:53,499
� Well, it just seemed like
391
00:13:53,498 --> 00:13:55,288
you were in a relationship
with yourself,
392
00:13:55,294 --> 00:13:56,464
and it looked good.
393
00:13:56,462 --> 00:13:58,722
� Yeah, well,
the sex was incredible.
394
00:13:58,718 --> 00:14:00,468
� Was it, now?
� Yeah.
395
00:14:00,470 --> 00:14:03,980
� I'd very much like to
try it some time.
396
00:14:03,978 --> 00:14:05,858
� How about now?
397
00:14:05,857 --> 00:14:08,027
� Now?
Oh��yeah.
398
00:14:08,028 --> 00:14:09,948
Okay.
[chuckles]
399
00:14:09,948 --> 00:14:13,618
[funky music]
400
00:14:13,623 --> 00:14:16,553
ADRIENNE: We're doing this.
� Yeah, we're doing
the sex stuff.
401
00:14:16,545 --> 00:14:18,085
♪ ♪
402
00:14:21,054 --> 00:14:22,474
� Oh, you a hypocrite.
403
00:14:22,473 --> 00:14:24,233
You are
a motherfuckin' hypocrite.
404
00:14:24,226 --> 00:14:25,306
� No.
� What?
405
00:14:25,312 --> 00:14:26,862
� No, I'm not, just because
406
00:14:26,857 --> 00:14:28,487
I don't adhere
to��to the confines
407
00:14:28,485 --> 00:14:31,065
of a monogamous relationship
doesn't make me a��
408
00:14:31,074 --> 00:14:32,624
� A cheater!
409
00:14:32,619 --> 00:14:35,709
A straight�up fucking cheater.
410
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,038
Accept it!
� Okay.
411
00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:39,304
� Uh�huh.
� Yes, I cheated on Zadi.
412
00:14:39,298 --> 00:14:41,468
But that was only because
she was being awful
413
00:14:41,469 --> 00:14:44,099
and I was in a very horrible��
� Nah, sis, nah, nah, nah, nah.
414
00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:46,100
See, you not about
to rationalize your way
415
00:14:46,104 --> 00:14:47,614
out of this shit, okay?
416
00:14:47,607 --> 00:14:49,317
At least when I lie to women,
417
00:14:49,318 --> 00:14:51,318
they don't even remember it.
418
00:14:51,322 --> 00:14:52,952
Nine times out of ten,
419
00:14:52,951 --> 00:14:55,291
they probably
don't even remember me.
420
00:14:55,288 --> 00:14:57,748
� Oh, that's so sad
for so many reasons.
421
00:14:57,752 --> 00:14:59,132
� Whatever.
You know what?
422
00:14:59,130 --> 00:15:01,260
You out here trying like
you saving the world,
423
00:15:01,259 --> 00:15:03,179
like you MLK or some shit.
424
00:15:03,179 --> 00:15:05,139
Yeah, MLK was
slapping ass, too.
425
00:15:05,142 --> 00:15:08,402
He had a dream about hos,
just like you.
426
00:15:08,398 --> 00:15:09,738
� Okay, first of all,
427
00:15:09,735 --> 00:15:11,395
thank you for comparing me
to MLK.
428
00:15:11,404 --> 00:15:12,744
� Uh�huh.
� Honored.
429
00:15:12,741 --> 00:15:16,121
� Secondly, MLK saved
a whole race of people.
430
00:15:16,122 --> 00:15:17,922
� You never come off of it,
do you?
431
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,757
� I don't have to.
432
00:15:19,755 --> 00:15:21,215
� You know, that sounds
really exhausting.
433
00:15:21,215 --> 00:15:23,425
� It is.
� Uh�huh, I bet.
434
00:15:23,428 --> 00:15:29,108
[rhythmic thumping,
woman moaning]
435
00:15:33,657 --> 00:15:35,867
� Can you put
the closed captionings on?
436
00:15:35,870 --> 00:15:37,580
[door opens]
437
00:15:37,582 --> 00:15:40,092
[thumping, moaning louder]
GUNTHER: Hey.
438
00:15:40,087 --> 00:15:42,467
� What are you doing
out here?
439
00:15:42,466 --> 00:15:45,596
� Uh, yeah, sounds to me
like the show's still going on,
440
00:15:45,598 --> 00:15:48,138
and, um, the main act out here.
441
00:15:48,144 --> 00:15:50,654
� Just getting, uh,
electrolytes, fluids.
CLOVIS: Oh.
442
00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:52,400
� You know, it's a marathon,
not a sprint.
443
00:15:52,402 --> 00:15:55,032
[thumping, moaning continue,
Gunther gulping]
444
00:16:00,962 --> 00:16:03,682
All right.
Going back in.
445
00:16:03,676 --> 00:16:06,596
� You should probably
take that with you.
446
00:16:06,598 --> 00:16:07,928
[door closes]
447
00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:09,944
Hey, in all honesty,
448
00:16:09,938 --> 00:16:11,818
maybe you should take a page
449
00:16:11,817 --> 00:16:14,317
out of the old
threesome musketeers book
450
00:16:14,321 --> 00:16:17,491
and just let your girl know
you like fucking
multiple people.
451
00:16:17,494 --> 00:16:19,084
� Thank you for that advice,
452
00:16:19,081 --> 00:16:20,331
but...
� I'm here.
453
00:16:20,333 --> 00:16:21,883
� I'm not gonna take it.
� Wow.
454
00:16:21,879 --> 00:16:23,339
� I'm gonna
get back with Zadi
455
00:16:23,339 --> 00:16:26,599
because all this sex talk
has got me real horned up.
456
00:16:26,597 --> 00:16:28,597
Bye, Clovis.
457
00:16:28,601 --> 00:16:32,441
� Hey, you a trip!
You a cheater!
[door opens, closes]
458
00:16:32,441 --> 00:16:35,531
How am I the only person here
not getting no ass?
459
00:16:35,531 --> 00:16:37,081
What the fuck?
460
00:16:37,075 --> 00:16:39,865
[Adrienne chuckles,
Keef exhales deeply]
461
00:16:39,873 --> 00:16:42,843
� So is this our pattern?
462
00:16:42,837 --> 00:16:44,547
� What do you mean?
463
00:16:44,549 --> 00:16:46,969
� I mean, like we��we have
some weird fight,
464
00:16:46,970 --> 00:16:48,520
we make up.
465
00:16:48,515 --> 00:16:50,975
It's what,
a six�week cycle?
466
00:16:50,978 --> 00:16:52,898
� We could make it eight.
� Hmm.
467
00:16:52,899 --> 00:16:55,609
But then we'd probably have,
like, a big fight.
468
00:16:55,613 --> 00:16:57,123
� I'd beg you to stay.
469
00:16:57,115 --> 00:17:00,035
� We have the sweaty,
screaming make�up sex.
470
00:17:00,038 --> 00:17:03,128
� Yeah, but then I have to
cry in the bathroom after.
471
00:17:03,127 --> 00:17:05,297
� Shit, that again.
� Yeah.
472
00:17:05,298 --> 00:17:07,508
� No, but about
six months later,
473
00:17:07,512 --> 00:17:09,182
I find out I'm pregnant.
� [gasps]
474
00:17:09,181 --> 00:17:11,021
I'm gonna need you
to keep that baby.
475
00:17:11,018 --> 00:17:14,148
� But I don't.
� And to make up for that...
476
00:17:14,149 --> 00:17:15,529
I propose.
477
00:17:15,528 --> 00:17:19,158
� Which seems like a lot,
but we are happy for what...
478
00:17:19,159 --> 00:17:20,449
� Eight weeks?
� No.
479
00:17:20,453 --> 00:17:21,753
I think we got 10.
� Oh.
480
00:17:21,748 --> 00:17:23,458
� We got 10, yeah.
� Yeah, yeah.
481
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:26,049
� But, uh...then I find out
that you've been
482
00:17:26,048 --> 00:17:28,798
emotionally cheating on me
with this warehouse girl
483
00:17:28,804 --> 00:17:31,694
that you met
in a comic�book chatroom.
484
00:17:31,685 --> 00:17:33,225
� You mean Beatrice.
� Oh, Beatrice.
485
00:17:33,229 --> 00:17:35,529
I can't even hear her name.
� You're referring to Beatrice.
486
00:17:35,526 --> 00:17:37,196
� Big B.
� But then we find out
487
00:17:37,195 --> 00:17:40,195
that Beatrice
is a 47�year�old man.
488
00:17:40,201 --> 00:17:42,211
� [laughs]
� Yeah.
489
00:17:42,205 --> 00:17:43,625
� It's karma, Keef.
490
00:17:43,626 --> 00:17:45,956
[mellow jazz playing]
491
00:17:45,963 --> 00:17:48,553
� Yeah.
� You okay?
492
00:17:48,552 --> 00:17:51,472
� I'm okay, I'm just...
493
00:17:51,474 --> 00:17:53,734
thinking maybe...
494
00:17:53,729 --> 00:17:56,609
♪ ♪
495
00:17:56,610 --> 00:18:00,240
Maybe we...
can't do this right now.
496
00:18:01,536 --> 00:18:03,866
� Wow, that's...
497
00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:05,804
that's usually my line.
498
00:18:08,049 --> 00:18:09,429
[sighs]
499
00:18:09,426 --> 00:18:11,806
� But it's...
but it's true, right?
500
00:18:11,807 --> 00:18:13,597
� Yeah.
501
00:18:13,602 --> 00:18:16,112
So I guess that we...
502
00:18:16,107 --> 00:18:18,817
we should probably just
spare each other
503
00:18:18,821 --> 00:18:22,041
this version
of our current
fucked�up selves.
504
00:18:23,454 --> 00:18:25,584
� Right.
505
00:18:25,584 --> 00:18:28,594
[Sir's "You Can't Save Me"]
506
00:18:28,590 --> 00:18:35,600
♪ ♪
507
00:18:47,628 --> 00:18:50,678
SINGER:
♪ In another time ♪
508
00:18:50,676 --> 00:18:56,606
♪ In another place,
you would be mine ♪
509
00:18:56,605 --> 00:18:58,225
♪ But you can't... ♪
510
00:18:58,232 --> 00:19:01,112
KEEF: Yeah.
[mutters]
511
00:19:01,113 --> 00:19:03,373
So good luck.
512
00:19:03,367 --> 00:19:05,287
And, uh, you know...
513
00:19:05,288 --> 00:19:06,998
Should I��I'll call you.
514
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,590
� Don't call me. Don't call me.
� No��right?
515
00:19:08,587 --> 00:19:10,967
� You're doing great.
516
00:19:10,966 --> 00:19:12,636
� Okay.
517
00:19:12,637 --> 00:19:14,557
♪ ♪
518
00:19:14,557 --> 00:19:16,597
SINGERS:
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
519
00:19:16,603 --> 00:19:18,523
� See you around.
520
00:19:18,524 --> 00:19:21,154
� Okay.
521
00:19:21,153 --> 00:19:25,413
SINGERS: ♪ Well, you can't
save me from myself ♪
522
00:19:25,411 --> 00:19:29,801
♪ ♪
523
00:19:29,796 --> 00:19:31,296
� Yo.
� Hmm?
524
00:19:31,298 --> 00:19:33,598
� Trying to check out
this little movie?
525
00:19:33,595 --> 00:19:35,425
� Uh...yeah, okay.
526
00:19:35,431 --> 00:19:36,891
[TV beeps]
527
00:19:36,893 --> 00:19:38,233
� Eh...
528
00:19:38,229 --> 00:19:40,399
You still gonna hit it?
[door opens]
529
00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:42,450
� [chuckles]
[footsteps approaching]
530
00:19:42,445 --> 00:19:44,065
Oh, boy.
531
00:19:44,074 --> 00:19:46,874
� What the fuck are you doing?
I thought you was going
back in.
532
00:19:46,872 --> 00:19:49,042
� Yeah, they don't even
know that I left.
533
00:19:49,042 --> 00:19:50,882
I'm��I'm gonna be honest.
534
00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:53,220
They're so into each other,
I couldn't give my dick away.
535
00:19:53,217 --> 00:19:57,097
Ooh, Parent Trap.
Vintage Lilo��nice!
536
00:19:57,100 --> 00:19:59,730
� That's what
I been saying, bro.
537
00:19:59,731 --> 00:20:01,231
Damn!
538
00:20:01,233 --> 00:20:03,493
It's gonna be all right, dog.
539
00:20:03,487 --> 00:20:06,197
♪ ♪
540
00:20:06,201 --> 00:20:08,291
� That's my kind of threesome.
541
00:20:08,289 --> 00:20:13,169
SINGER: ♪ But you can't
save me from myself ♪
542
00:20:13,174 --> 00:20:14,844
♪ ♪
543
00:20:14,844 --> 00:20:20,274
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
544
00:20:20,271 --> 00:20:25,621
♪ No, you can't
save me from myself ♪
545
00:20:25,616 --> 00:20:28,706
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
546
00:20:28,705 --> 00:20:31,705
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
547
00:20:31,711 --> 00:20:38,731
♪ ♪
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