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SINGER: ♪ I'm takin'
you hostage ♪
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♪ I'm takin' control ♪
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♪ I got your heart
in the palm of my hand ♪
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♪ And I ain't lettin' it go ♪
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♪ I got your emotions...♪
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CLOVIS: What's all this shit?
Man, I'm tryin' to eat.
� Just please,
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don't touch anything,
all right?
CLOVIS: [softly] All right.
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You ready?
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� Oh, yeah.
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Take a final look.
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It's the last time
you're gonna see
broke Keef Knight.
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CLOVIS: That's my boy.
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SINGER: ♪ And it feels
I'ma comin' for you ♪
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KEEF: I see you, Mrs. Chang.
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� I know.
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SINGER: ♪ I'm gettin'
in your head ♪
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♪ I'm gettin' in your head ♪
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♪ I'm gettin' in your head ♪
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KEEF: Looking good, Alice.
� Lookin' pretty good,
too, Keef!
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Why don't you come over here
and sit on Mama's lap?
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� Maybe on Thursday.
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SINGER: ♪ I know
you wanted to ♪
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♪ You can't get away
from the feelin' ♪
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CINDY:
Say "syndication" on three.
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PHIL: One, two, three.
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ALL: Syndication!
[laughter]
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CINDY: Whoo!
PHIL: I love it!
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CINDY: Toast�N�Butter,
coast�to�coast!
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SINGER: ♪ That feeling ♪
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♪ I was in the show,
I'll never let ya go ♪
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♪ I'm gettin' in your head ♪
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♪ I'm gettin'
in your head ♪
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♪ I'm gettin' in your...♪
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KEEF: Hey.
TRINA: Hey.
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SINGER:
♪ Got it in your head ♪
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� That's for you.
� Ah, thank you.
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That's for me?
Oh, okay.
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� [chuckles softly]
How'd the shoot go?
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� Oh!
Nailed it.
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I made love to the camera.
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[both laugh]
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KEEF: How was court?
� Nailed it.
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Did not make love to anyone.
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� Ah, that's unfortunate.
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TRINA: Bam.
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KEEF: Shut up.
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� The Bernal Heights place.
� It's ours if we want it.
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� Oh, my God, I feel like
I'm dreaming��am I dreaming?
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� You're not.
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[both chuckle]
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You deserve this.
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� I do deserve this.
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� Have you told Gunther
and Clovis yet?
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� Oh, that I plan on
movin' out?
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I will later.
I mean, it's a delicate
situation.
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I expect tears.
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� A couple of Happy Meals
should soften the blow.
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� Yeah, maybe some ice cream
and a little...
TRINA: Yeah.
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� Temple massage.
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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[bus hisses]
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� Hey, uh, I��
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� I love Toast�N�Butter.
� Cool, man, me too.
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� I do a little
Toast�N�Butter
doodling myself.
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� That's awesome, man.
I make it.
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� S�so you're Keef Knight?
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� I am, yeah.
BUS RIDER: Huh.
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You know, it's funny,
I didn't think you'd be...
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Tall.
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� Happens all the time.
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[electronic music]
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♪ ♪
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� Hey, hey, Nance!
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NANCY: Hey, Keef.
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� Uh, you mind if I put out
some flyers?
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� Only if you get me passes
to Golden Con.
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� Absolutely not.
No, I'm kidding.
� Oh ho ho!
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� I will, I got you.
� Okay, you better.
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� I would never forget
about you.
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You know, I did my first
Toast�N�Butter cartoon
on the back room wall.
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� Mm�hmm, it's still there.
� I know.
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Someone drew a dick
in Toast's mouth.
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� Uh, I was drunk. Yeah.
� Okay, I thought that was you.
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� What up, Keef?
NANCY: Out!
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� Nance, come on!
NANCY: No, outside.
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Go, go, go��out!
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� Ah, a'ight��uh, Keef��
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� I got you.
� A'ight, a'ight.
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Bye, Nancy!
NANCY: Bye! Bye!
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� Still?
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� Yep.
KEEF: Okay, makes sense.
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NANCY: Okay.
� Keef Knight?
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You do Toast�N�Butter,
right?
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� Uh, yeah.
� Oh, wow, that's so cool.
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I fucking love how TNB
talks about race
and color in America.
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Like when Toast gets too dark
and The Man scrapes it off
or puts butter on it.
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Facts.
� Wow, that's the...
first time I heard that one.
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� I just love your work
and what you say with it.
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I work for a new publication,
The Bay Arean,
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and we're looking for
controversial artists
who are confronting
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the shitstorm of race
and class and��
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� Yeah, but I'm not
controversial.
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� You're...a black cartoonist.
You're controversial
just by existing.
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� Why is it that
as people of color
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we're always having
to stand for something
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or...you know, say something
in our work, you know?
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I'm just a cartoonist.
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� Because the world's
a racist, fucked�up place.
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� And that's why I keep it
light, you know?
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It's just a comic strip
about bored breakfast food.
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� Keep it light.
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� Yeah.
Keep it light.
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Okay.
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[hip�hop music]
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SINGER: ♪ Wha, wha,
hey, hey, hey ♪
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♪ Hey, hey, hey,
diamonds, diamonds ♪
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� Call me.
� I will definitely call you.
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Hey, be ready for them
courtside seats.
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Ahhhh...
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� So, Clovis,
who are you today?
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� Baron Davis.
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� The basketball player...
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� Yeah.
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� Baron Davis is like 6'3"
and drives a car.
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You don't have
any of those things.
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� Your point?
He's black, I'm black.
She Filipino.
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Anything above 5'5"
is tall to them.
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If she can't tell
the difference, who am I
to rain on my parade?
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Come on, now.
[chuckling]
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� I'm so sorry.
Were you still talking?
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I stopped listening
a long time ago.
� Ah ha ha!
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How hype are you
for Golden Con?
� Oh, man.
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� Hey, once your strip blows,
dude, you gonna be like
the next Aaron McGruder.
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All right?
Newspapers, TV show.
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Movie deals!
� [sighs]
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� I can't wait.
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I'ma get so much ass.
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� I just want decent
medical insurance.
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� Why you such a cornball,
man?
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KEEF: [laughs]
� Oh, shit!
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Hey, somebody's missin' this.
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[laughs]
Oh, no.
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I do not fuck with
white women's wallets, now.
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� Hold on, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Can't just leave it here.
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� The fuck are you doin'?
� Well, we gotta turn it in.
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� Oh, s�so you feel like
spendin', what,
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the rest of the night
explaining why there's
no money in there?
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And what if she's missin'?
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What if she's dead and raped
in Golden Gate Park?
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� Oh, my God, why do you
always assume the worst?
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� Because when you assume
the worst,
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you can't be surprised
when it actually happens?
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� A wise man once said...
� Oh.
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� You should never judge
a wallet by the color of
its owner's skin.
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� Okay.
KEEF: Sometimes, a lost
wallet is just that��
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a lost wallet.
Now, excuse me while
I do the right thing.
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� Okay, cool, man.
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KEEF: Hey��
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Why would you do that?
You got issues, man.
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[energetic rock music]
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♪ ♪
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SINGER: ♪ It seems like
a fault in design ♪
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[Toro y Moi's Mirage]
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♪ I seek you out
and you never ♪
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♪ Seem to have the time ♪
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♪ We're all too careful now ♪
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[music continues, muffled]
♪ Too close...♪
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� Ah�hem!
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Hey. Ha.
Hey, what's up?
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It's the house meeting.
Come on.
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I told you guys about this
like three days ago.
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Let's go, let's go.
� [groans]
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� Just a short
little presentation.
Come on in.
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GUNTHER: Get friendly. Go on.
KEEF: Okay.
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� What if I told you
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that you could save
the rainforest
with an energy drink?
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An energy drink that uses
no water and no plastics,
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thus and thereby reducing
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our carbon footprint, right?
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� Go on.
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� Well, do I have
a product for you.
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Boom!
Ha ha.
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� Uh...what is that?
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� Oh, shit, this?
Uh, this is a revolutionary
product, actually.
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This is, uh, this is 99.95%
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non�GMO, all�natural
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Peruvian coca extract
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in powder form.
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� So it's cocaine.
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� It's not, it's, um,
it's a supplement
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that allows you to stay up
all night
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with sensei�like focus
and rock star confidence.
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� Like cocaine?
GUNTHER: It's not cocaine.
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It's, um...
it's got guarana in it,
it's made from plants.
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� So it's like really good
cocaine.
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� Ha ha ha ha!
It's not...ha.
Not cocaine!
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And I feel like you guys
are missing the point.
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And, uh, the point is...
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Oh, here we go.
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[loudly]
I'm gonna revolutionize
energy drinks!
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And then, uh, probably some
fireworks are gonna go off,
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and that's the end
of the presentation,
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and you guys invest money.
Invest money.
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Invest money.
� All right, you know,
honestly,
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I think we probably
gonna talk about this,
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go over it a little bit
and, uh,
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we gonna get back to you.
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� I will succeed.
You have no idea
how focused I am.
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� Oh, we have some idea.
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GUNTHER: Yeah.
� Yeah.
Yeah, we do.
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[Bill Withers' Lovely Day
plays]
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SINGER: ♪ When I wake up
in the morning, love ♪
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♪ ♪
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KEEF: Check it out.
SINGER: ♪ And the sunlight
hurts my eyes ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ And somethin'
without warning, love ♪
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� Here you go.
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SINGER:
♪ Bears heavy on my mind ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Then I look at you ♪
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♪ And the world's
all right with me ♪
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♪ ♪
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� ♪ Just one look�� ♪
COP: Don't even think about it!
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� Don't move, don't move.
� Central, we have the suspect.
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� Suspect��what?
COP: 6' tall black male.
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COP: What's in the bag?
� It's just a stapler.
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COP: He's got a weapon!
KEEF: No, no, no,
just a stapler!
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No, no, no, you got
the wrong guy!
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KEEF: Oof!
COP: Stop resisting!
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Gimme your fuckin' hands!
KEEF: Aah!
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GUNTHER: Hey, hey, hey, hey!
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Excuse me!
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� Gunther,
[slow motion] noooooo!
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COP: Nothing to see here.
We got it under control.
COP: Sir��hold on��
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� Bitch�ass cops, what��
Hey��
238
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� Aah!
239
00:09:19,517 --> 00:09:21,227
� It's not fine!
You're acting not right.
240
00:09:21,227 --> 00:09:22,597
Hey, don't you touch��
241
00:09:22,604 --> 00:09:24,404
[voice echoing]
Hell, no!
What are you doing?
242
00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:26,517
[heartbeat thumping]
243
00:09:26,524 --> 00:09:28,824
[echoing]
Don't you touch me.
I'll have your badge, buddy.
244
00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:30,318
Get off my friend.
COP: Copy that.
245
00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:32,450
� Get outta my face!
COP: This isn't the suspect.
246
00:09:32,447 --> 00:09:35,327
He's not the mugger.
GUNTHER: Oh, no shit!
247
00:09:35,325 --> 00:09:37,695
[persistent ringing]
248
00:09:37,702 --> 00:09:40,082
[echoing]Ahh!
249
00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:41,250
Aah!
250
00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:42,497
GUNTHER: That was
messed up, bro.
251
00:09:42,499 --> 00:09:44,669
I can't believe
they did us like that!
252
00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:48,958
Are you cool?
You need some weed?
253
00:09:48,963 --> 00:09:50,553
� No, I'm��dude, I'm good, man.
254
00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:52,548
I'm good, I'm, uh...
255
00:09:52,550 --> 00:09:54,340
I'll��I'll catch you back
at the...
256
00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:55,974
flat.
Yeah.
257
00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:57,510
[Lil' Smizz's Boss plays]
258
00:09:57,514 --> 00:09:59,314
SINGER: ♪ Stop fucking
with my heart ♪
259
00:09:59,307 --> 00:10:02,767
♪ ♪
260
00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:05,399
♪ Nigga, it was my dream,
fool ♪
261
00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:07,266
♪ ♪
262
00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:09,943
♪ Oh, now you a man, ho ♪
263
00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:12,203
♪ ♪
264
00:10:12,195 --> 00:10:14,655
♪ I don't need that stress ♪
265
00:10:14,656 --> 00:10:16,406
♪ I'm a boss
in a fuckin' dress ♪
266
00:10:16,407 --> 00:10:18,117
♪ Nigga, stay in line ♪
267
00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:21,248
[all speaking foreign language]
268
00:10:21,246 --> 00:10:22,656
♪ Stop fuckin' with my heart ♪
269
00:10:22,664 --> 00:10:24,794
� Water?
270
00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,933
VOICE: Psst, hey, hey,hey, yo, Poindexter!
271
00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:45,024
Over here, man.Fuck that water, bitch.
272
00:10:45,019 --> 00:10:46,899
Come on over hereand get this booze.
273
00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:49,316
VOICE 2: I can't believeyou called him a bitch.
274
00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:51,025
VOICE: [laughs]Don't fret, muh nigga.
275
00:10:51,025 --> 00:10:53,145
You know you want this flavor.VOICE 2: That's right.
276
00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:55,283
Come get this hottie.
277
00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:58,070
� I go great with Menthols
and poverty�induced PTSDs.
278
00:10:58,074 --> 00:11:00,334
I don't go well with gonorrhea.
Ya feel me?
279
00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:02,746
MALT LIQUOR 2: Hmm, hmm.
Did you know malt liquor...
� What...the...
280
00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:05,115
� Makes black people
impervious to bullets.
281
00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:06,123
� For real?
282
00:11:06,124 --> 00:11:09,254
[both laughing]
283
00:11:09,252 --> 00:11:11,342
� No, it don't, nigga.
[laughing] It don't.
284
00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:14,467
� Further, dawg, malt liquor
been a black man's best friend
285
00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:16,465
since '48.
� Shh, shh, shh.
Cracker alert!
286
00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:17,717
� Honky on deck.
287
00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:21,175
KEEF: You okay?
I'm okay, ha.
288
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,851
Good day.
All right.
289
00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:31,145
I'm not crazy.
290
00:11:31,149 --> 00:11:33,739
No...I'm not crazy.
291
00:11:33,735 --> 00:11:36,445
MALT LIQUOR 2: What?
You standing here in front
of God and everybody
292
00:11:36,446 --> 00:11:39,946
talking to a bottle
of malt liquor.
Nah, that ain't crazy.
293
00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:42,119
� Mr. Policeman did a number
on you, didn't he?
294
00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:44,998
Ha. Good thing, too.
We been tryin' to holler
at your ass for a minute.
295
00:11:44,996 --> 00:11:48,076
Now you can finally hear us.
It's just like havin'
a superpower.
296
00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:50,342
� Yeah, if crazy
was a superpower.
297
00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:52,335
KEEF: No. No, no.
[bottles laughing]
298
00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:55,167
MALT LIQUOR:
Now, but seriously,
you extra as fuck now.
299
00:11:55,173 --> 00:11:56,553
� Enjoy.
KEEF: Wait.
300
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,679
Are you real, or...
301
00:11:58,676 --> 00:12:00,006
� Lemme��lemme put it
like this.
302
00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:02,221
Your third eye is definitely
open for business!
303
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:04,142
� Oh, no, no, no, no...
MALT LIQUOR 2:
Buckle up, nigga.
304
00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:05,680
This ride ain't for the weak.
305
00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:08,563
Where you goin'?
Let's bail, baby.
306
00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,561
� You can't run
from this, Poindexter!
307
00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:13,483
MALT LIQUOR 2: We are you!
� Drink us, nigga!
308
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,194
[door closes]
309
00:12:21,532 --> 00:12:22,662
[whispers]
Hello?
310
00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:27,080
PHIL: [funny voices]
Toast�N�Butter.
Bloom & Hill.
311
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,500
It's a magical partnership.
We got news for you, Keef!
312
00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:32,169
� We��we...
we are just so jazzed
313
00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:34,378
for your Golden Con panel
on Saturday.
314
00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:36,969
� Gonna live stream it.
We really think
it'll widen your audience.
315
00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:38,375
� And at the panel,
we'll announce
316
00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:40,303
Toast�N�Butter starts
syndication next week.
317
00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:42,931
� Yeah, it's gonna open
in 35 markets in the U. S.!
318
00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:45,389
� And we just found out
that the top�selling bread
in the U. S.
319
00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:48,430
wants to license your artwork.
320
00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:51,064
� How excited are you, huh?
How excited are we?
321
00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:55,780
� Are you okay?
322
00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:58,777
� Does this photo look right?
323
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:01,068
� Mm�hmm.
� Did you guys
lighten my photo?
324
00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:03,162
I...I look like Sammy Sosa.
325
00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:06,447
� Uh...that's just
a mock�up for publicity.
326
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:08,832
So...
� Am I too black
for my own comic strip?
327
00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:10,370
� [laughing] No, trust me.
328
00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:12,753
No one's gonna ever
accuse you of being
too black, okay?
329
00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:13,710
� I'm sorry, what?
� What?
330
00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:14,880
� Hmm?
� Hmm?
331
00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:16,707
� What'd you say?
� What he means to say
332
00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:18,343
is it's what we like
about you.
333
00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:21,219
Your crossover index
is in the 95th percentile.
334
00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:23,547
Here at B&H,
we champion the data.
335
00:13:23,553 --> 00:13:26,353
We don't see color.
336
00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:28,887
PHIL: Racial stuff, huh?
Am I right?
337
00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:32,809
� Sammy!
338
00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:39,694
Uh...ha.
339
00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:43,574
I am so sorry, but I��
I�I really have to go.
340
00:13:43,573 --> 00:13:44,573
Uh...
341
00:13:49,704 --> 00:13:51,044
� Is he mad?
342
00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:54,079
[intense rock music]
343
00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:56,043
♪ ♪
344
00:13:56,044 --> 00:13:57,804
� Stupid.
345
00:13:57,795 --> 00:14:00,835
[muttering]
Man.
Yeah, all right.
346
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,050
SINGER:
♪ What's that sound,
coming down? ♪
347
00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:05,891
♪ Breaking ground all around,
hear it pound ♪
348
00:14:05,887 --> 00:14:08,307
♪ Something wicked
this way comes, comes ♪
349
00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:09,636
♪ Vocals, guitar ♪
350
00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:12,350
Darn...ell...
351
00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:13,561
SINGER: ♪ Playin' with
the money like ♪
352
00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:15,521
♪ Wha wha wha wha ♪
353
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:17,071
♪ Wha wha ♪
354
00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:19,525
♪ I'll be playin'
with the money like wha ♪
355
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:21,525
♪ Still got a lot more ta go ♪
356
00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:23,697
♪ Made it back 'fore
I walk through the door ♪
357
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,276
� Welcome to Darnell's.
358
00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:27,201
SINGER: ♪ Like wah, wah ♪
� So...
359
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,160
where...is...
360
00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:30,750
Darnell?
BARBER: The old black dude?
361
00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:32,905
He retired.
Moved back down South.
362
00:14:32,914 --> 00:14:37,344
But we kept the name
and the soul of the place.
363
00:14:37,335 --> 00:14:39,455
Still got all the Ebony
and Jet magazines.
364
00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:41,762
Plus, complimentary Hennessy.
365
00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:43,416
SINGER: ♪ Yeah, uh�huh,
we tryin' to eat ♪
366
00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:45,184
♪ Makin' money,
take it back to the streets ♪
367
00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:49,506
� I know.
[shears buzzing]
368
00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:51,274
You want a number 42.
369
00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:52,975
� Okay.
370
00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:00,943
[jazzy music]
371
00:15:00,942 --> 00:15:02,902
None of this makes sense.
372
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:05,532
VOICE: Keefy K,
where you goin'?
373
00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:07,660
I know you hear me.
374
00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:11,448
Down here, my brother.
That's right.
375
00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:14,752
I'm a talkin' trashcan.
I got eyes, I got a nose.
376
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:17,417
I can smell things.
I stink sometimes.
377
00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:20,036
I'm a trashcan.
And that ain't even
close to normal,
378
00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:22,384
but you ain't even close
to normal, not anymore.
379
00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:24,550
� Oh, this is, this is...
come on Keef, Keef, Keef.
380
00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:26,839
This is all wrong.
TRASHCAN: I tell you
what's wrong.
381
00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:30,513
Those man�bun co�optin'
gentrifyin' devils!
382
00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:32,893
That ain't no barber shop
in there.
383
00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:34,520
That's a negro�land section
384
00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:37,517
of some bullshit
hipster magical kingdom
385
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,980
where everybody's so fascinated
with whiskey.
386
00:15:39,981 --> 00:15:42,111
What's left for
a burdened black man
387
00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:43,648
if we can't go to
the barber shop?
388
00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:46,201
Therapy?
You know we don't
trust doctors.
389
00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:50,315
Spin class?
We don't ride bicycles
that don't go nowhere.
390
00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:53,914
You really think Darnell
moved away.
391
00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:56,041
Or was he forced out?
392
00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:58,748
Darnell ain't from the South.
He from Cleveland.
393
00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:00,669
� [softly] No...no...
394
00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:04,458
� Keef, I'm a trashcan.
I don't have arms.
I can't fight 'em.
395
00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:05,553
But you can.
396
00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:07,338
� No...no...no...
397
00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:08,681
� Fuck 'em.
398
00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:10,386
� Fuck 'em.
� Yeah, fuck 'em.
399
00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:11,596
KEEF: Fuck 'em!
TRASHCAN: Fuck 'em!
400
00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:12,716
� Fuck 'em!
� Fuck 'em!
401
00:16:12,722 --> 00:16:14,352
� Fuck 'em!
� You know what to do.
402
00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:16,018
� Oh, I know what to do.
Ha ha.
403
00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:18,597
Oh, I know exactly
what to do.
404
00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:19,693
What do I do?
405
00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:22,147
� You know what to do.
406
00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:25,605
� The right thing.
407
00:16:25,610 --> 00:16:28,610
[funky music]
408
00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:30,623
♪ ♪
409
00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:32,865
Aah!
410
00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:35,617
TRASHCAN: Fuck 'em!
411
00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:49,130
[soft percussive music]
412
00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:52,893
♪ ♪
413
00:16:52,887 --> 00:16:54,847
You gonna talk to me now too?
414
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:57,517
No?
415
00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:59,056
Anybody else?
416
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:03,559
Anybody wanna get
anything off they chest?
417
00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:05,614
What about you, huh?
418
00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:07,238
Nothin'?
419
00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:10,066
I'm crazy.
420
00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:12,031
Oh, boy.
421
00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:17,659
COOK: And this celeryis gonna add not just texture
422
00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:20,212
but just a little��� Well, you can't getno sicker than that.
423
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:21,866
[laughter]
424
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,384
CLOVIS: This ain't
really my crib.
425
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:25,956
What's up, my boy?
Hey, um...we, uh, just
passin' through.
426
00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:27,802
I'ma do a quick little change.
427
00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:29,717
Keef, this is Simone.
428
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:33,005
Simone, this is Keef.
SIMONE: Where's the bathroom?
429
00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:35,560
First door on the right.
Yeah, there you go.
430
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:39,015
All right with your fine self.
Ah, ah.
431
00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:40,386
� So...
CLOVIS: Mm�hmm.
432
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:43,483
� Who are you today?
� I play, uh, soccer, okay?
433
00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:47,319
For a team in Brazil.
But call that shit fútbol.
434
00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:48,986
� You're a professional
soccer star...
435
00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:52,235
CLOVIS: Yeah.
� Who lives here
with roommates.
436
00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:53,608
� It's fútbol.
KEEF: Mm.
437
00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:55,284
� You droppin' the ball
right now.
438
00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:57,543
And I�I don't live here.
Look at this.
439
00:17:57,535 --> 00:18:00,195
I got a crib.
I got a mansion in Rio.
440
00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:02,794
� Real quick, uh, what language
do they speak in Brazil?
441
00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:04,380
� Brazilianese.
I don't know��shit.
� Okay.
442
00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:07,165
Yeah, you got it.
� Don't hold me down.
443
00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:10,339
� Extraordinary!
Tell me about this.
444
00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:14,139
� Oh, I loveAntique Appraisals!
445
00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:15,755
KEEF: Mmm.
Isn't it great?
446
00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:18,681
ANNE: Well, it was given
to me by my great�
great uncle,
447
00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:20,931
Colonel John Beasly.
448
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,853
He got it as a gift
from the Sioux tribe.
449
00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:26,362
� Oh, for fuck's sakes,
how many times
do I have to tell you?
450
00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:28,435
It's Yokut, not Sioux!
451
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:31,031
Yokut.
� Mm.
452
00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:34,697
� Beasly and his regiment
slaughtered the tribe
that made me,
453
00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:38,577
took all their possessions,
and raped the horses.
454
00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:42,036
� Raped the horses?
SPOON: You heard me.Raped the horses.
455
00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:43,538
� What?
� Huh? What?
456
00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:45,209
� That white man was a freak!
457
00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:48,537
He even stuck me up his ass
while he was doin' it!
458
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:51,844
Horse rapist!
Motherfuck him and John Wayne.
459
00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:53,629
� Huh...he raped the horses.
460
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,383
This guy, but not��
461
00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:57,894
the person who gave
the spoon, he would��
462
00:18:57,887 --> 00:19:00,927
This is your favorite show.
It's not mine, I mean, it's��
463
00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:02,351
� Simone, you ready, cutie?
464
00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:04,350
She still in the bathroom?
� Y��uh...
465
00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:06,812
So he was rapin' horses,
and I told her he was
rapin' horses��
466
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:09,112
� Have you lost your mind?
467
00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:10,646
We��we said fútbol.
468
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,150
� I am sitting here trying
to watch
469
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,701
this white celebration
of cultural plunder.
470
00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:16,445
Let me ask you a question,
Clovis.
471
00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:19,197
Have you ever seen black people
on Antique Appraisals?
472
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:23,160
� No! Because black people
like new shit.
473
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,662
GUNTHER: Whoo!
Ho ho ho!
474
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:27,044
Man.
Yep, guess who just got
475
00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:29,131
seed money for
his new energy powder?
476
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:32,586
Oh, God, what?
Is this an intervention?
477
00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:34,008
Because I can quit anytime.
478
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,716
CLOVIS: Gunther,
not right now, bro.
479
00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:37,836
Go back in your room.
I'm talkin' to Keef.
480
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:40,103
I'm trying to figure out
where my girl went.
481
00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:41,806
� No way, I'm too jacked up.
Let's pop bottles,
482
00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:44,426
make cupcakes��
� Why don't we just shut up
for second!
483
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:46,443
All I wanna do is watch TV.
484
00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:48,435
� [sighs]
485
00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:50,727
What's really goin' on,
bro?
486
00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:53,651
� What, is this about the...
cop thing?
487
00:19:54,652 --> 00:19:56,492
� What cop thing?
KEEF: Okay.
488
00:19:56,487 --> 00:20:00,617
So...so earlier,
I got my ass beat by the police
489
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:03,906
because apparently
I fit the description.
490
00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:06,041
� 6' black male.
491
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:09,918
� Bro, we are all
6' black men to them.
492
00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:13,247
All of us!
� Sure, I mean, you're...
shorter than that,
493
00:20:13,254 --> 00:20:15,014
but...get what you're saying.
494
00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:17,045
� I��it was��
I didn't do anything!
495
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:19,219
I was just walking and then...
496
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,428
and then Gunther showed up
497
00:20:20,428 --> 00:20:23,258
and he took on the entire
SFPD by himself.
498
00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:24,814
� Ha ha, yes, I did.
499
00:20:24,807 --> 00:20:26,427
I was pissed, dude.
You shoulda saw me.
500
00:20:26,434 --> 00:20:28,444
I was all up in this cop's face
and I, like,
501
00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:29,976
grabbed his wrist.
CLOVIS: Really?
502
00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:32,359
� Probably bruised it.
� They shoulda shot you.
503
00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:34,356
� No, no, they'd never do that.
CLOVIS: Damn, bro.
504
00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:35,818
� Well, they would have,
you know,
505
00:20:35,818 --> 00:20:37,648
if he were...if he was��
if he was black.
506
00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:43,949
� Houston, we have a problem.
507
00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:48,331
This nigga woke.
508
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:50,670
� Which is...great news.
509
00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:51,996
That's a great thing, right?
510
00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:54,001
� You worked hard not to be
that brother, didn't you?
511
00:20:54,003 --> 00:20:56,843
And you felt special.
512
00:20:56,839 --> 00:20:58,759
Then the police showed up
and what?
513
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:01,338
They showed you how they
feel about special niggas?
514
00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:03,603
Now we gotta hear about it
because all the shit
is new to you?
515
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,216
Come on, man!
516
00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:07,142
� No, no, see,
I'm not stupid, okay?
517
00:21:07,141 --> 00:21:09,231
I know this type of stuff
happens all the time,
518
00:21:09,226 --> 00:21:12,146
and I know this is gonna
sound fucked up, but...
519
00:21:12,146 --> 00:21:14,146
I just didn't think
it would happen to me.
520
00:21:14,148 --> 00:21:16,858
� Well, who did you think
it was gonna happen to, Keef?
521
00:21:16,859 --> 00:21:19,069
Huh? Who?
522
00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:20,529
� You.
523
00:21:22,031 --> 00:21:24,241
And then ever since then,
my mind has been��ah!
524
00:21:24,241 --> 00:21:26,661
Man, you don't wanna know
what's goin' on in my brain
right now.
525
00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:28,080
CLOVIS: You gotta walk
this shit off, man.
526
00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:31,118
You gotta get a juice box,
find a safe space.
527
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:34,593
Whatever the fuck you need
to do to not be woke,
528
00:21:34,585 --> 00:21:36,745
you need to do it.
529
00:21:36,754 --> 00:21:38,384
Come on, you know
what rhymes with woke, right?
530
00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:40,550
� Coke?
� No, nigga!
531
00:21:41,926 --> 00:21:43,586
Broke.
� Mmm.
532
00:21:43,594 --> 00:21:45,514
� Broke rhymes with woke.
533
00:21:45,513 --> 00:21:49,143
Keef, your fans who are
mostly what��white people...
534
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:51,641
� Tis true.
We love your stuff.
535
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:53,694
� They showin' up tomorrow
536
00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:55,607
to see Toast�N�Butter
Keef Knight,
537
00:21:55,606 --> 00:21:57,396
not Malcolm X Keef Knight.
538
00:21:57,399 --> 00:22:01,949
So as your friend,
I'm gonna give you
a little advice.
539
00:22:01,946 --> 00:22:04,616
Maintain, motherfucker.
540
00:22:04,615 --> 00:22:06,365
Maintain.
541
00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:11,618
GUNTHER: Did you tell Trina
about this?
542
00:22:11,622 --> 00:22:14,082
� Man, Trina not gonna
understand this shit, bro.
543
00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:15,923
She'll blame us.
544
00:22:15,918 --> 00:22:20,508
� You know, I can't help
but feel like this is
that moment in the Matrix.
545
00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:23,796
Do I take the red pill
or the blue pill?
546
00:22:23,801 --> 00:22:27,101
'Cause if I take
the red pill...
547
00:22:27,096 --> 00:22:31,386
� I have...both in my room
if you wanna experiment.
548
00:22:31,392 --> 00:22:33,812
[mellow hip�hop]
549
00:22:33,811 --> 00:22:35,771
TRINA: Don't worry.
I should be outta there
by 3:00,
550
00:22:35,771 --> 00:22:38,271
3:30 at the latest,
and I'll head right over.
551
00:22:38,274 --> 00:22:41,364
You're gonna kill it, babe.
552
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,030
Oh, I cannot wait.
553
00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:44,238
� [small laugh]
554
00:22:45,656 --> 00:22:46,986
� What's up?
555
00:22:46,991 --> 00:22:48,661
� Huh?
556
00:22:48,659 --> 00:22:50,739
� Did something happen
at Bloom & Hill?
557
00:22:50,744 --> 00:22:52,874
� No, Bloom & Hill was...
558
00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:54,542
you know, it was fine.
559
00:22:57,877 --> 00:23:01,257
Okay, y�you ever wonder if
560
00:23:01,255 --> 00:23:03,795
the trajectory of your life is
561
00:23:03,799 --> 00:23:05,549
completely out of your control?
562
00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:06,971
� No.
563
00:23:06,969 --> 00:23:09,509
Like I always tell you,
you get what you deserve.
564
00:23:09,513 --> 00:23:11,143
� That simple, huh?
565
00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:13,770
� Yeah.
I mean, look at you.
566
00:23:13,767 --> 00:23:17,857
You chose this crazy career.
You, you know, believed
in yourself,
567
00:23:17,855 --> 00:23:20,395
and now it's finally
paying off.
568
00:23:21,692 --> 00:23:23,992
� Yeah. okay.
569
00:23:23,986 --> 00:23:26,066
� So stop worrying.
570
00:23:26,071 --> 00:23:27,951
You got this.
571
00:23:32,870 --> 00:23:35,620
� It's gettin' late.
572
00:23:35,623 --> 00:23:37,543
Should probably get some sleep.
573
00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:39,381
� Yeah, you do have
a big day tomorrow.
574
00:23:39,376 --> 00:23:42,046
� Yeah.
You too.
575
00:23:56,894 --> 00:24:00,194
[rock music]
576
00:24:00,189 --> 00:24:02,319
� Got your energy right here.
Yes, absolutely.
577
00:24:03,525 --> 00:24:05,275
� [softly] Maintain.
578
00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:07,857
Maintain.
Maintain.
579
00:24:09,865 --> 00:24:13,945
♪ ♪
580
00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:15,753
[mic feedback screeches]
581
00:24:17,623 --> 00:24:20,463
CINDY: Hello, thank you.
Thank you.
582
00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:21,839
Welcome!
� Look at us, man!
583
00:24:21,835 --> 00:24:23,625
We're gonna be world�famous.
� Jesus.
584
00:24:23,629 --> 00:24:26,259
� This is amazing!
� We're gonna be
the next Garfield!
585
00:24:26,256 --> 00:24:27,626
� Yeah, that's what I want.
586
00:24:27,633 --> 00:24:29,893
� Stay the course, and we'll
have everything we need.
587
00:24:29,885 --> 00:24:31,885
� Everything��
greeting cards, pillow covers.
588
00:24:31,887 --> 00:24:33,927
� Keychains.
� CGI movie adaptations!
589
00:24:33,931 --> 00:24:36,141
� You can drink milk
for every meal!
590
00:24:36,141 --> 00:24:37,891
� What?!
Now you went too far.
591
00:24:37,893 --> 00:24:40,273
� Don't listen to Wonder Boy
and Cow Fat.
592
00:24:40,270 --> 00:24:43,230
We made them.
They did not make us.
Look at me.
593
00:24:43,232 --> 00:24:45,362
Who was there in fourth grade
when you drew
594
00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:47,609
a pair of titties on the back
cover of your math book, huh?
595
00:24:47,611 --> 00:24:50,741
Me, that's who.
Listen when I tell you
596
00:24:50,739 --> 00:24:52,739
these two are holdin' us back.
597
00:24:52,741 --> 00:24:54,241
� Don't listen
to that angry marker.
598
00:24:54,243 --> 00:24:56,953
He won't even take his cap off
during the National Anthem.
599
00:24:56,954 --> 00:24:59,754
� Some of the greatest works
in history are about nothing!
600
00:24:59,748 --> 00:25:02,538
� I'm done with
the safe Negro shuffle
for these two bozos.
601
00:25:02,543 --> 00:25:04,963
It's time to get visible,
my brother, because right now
602
00:25:04,962 --> 00:25:06,552
nobody even sees you.
[both grumbling]
603
00:25:06,547 --> 00:25:08,667
Disappear.
You're gone, like magic.
604
00:25:08,674 --> 00:25:11,594
� Well, that's untrue,
because his photo's
right there!
605
00:25:11,593 --> 00:25:13,553
MARKER: That's not him.
606
00:25:13,554 --> 00:25:16,064
That dude right there looks
like Wesley Snipes
in a Kabuki theater production
607
00:25:16,056 --> 00:25:18,426
of Raisin in the Sun.
� [whispering]
That's what I been saying.
608
00:25:19,309 --> 00:25:21,189
� We are extremely pleased
to announce
609
00:25:21,186 --> 00:25:25,016
for the first time
the Keef strip local
favorite Toast�N�Butter
610
00:25:25,024 --> 00:25:29,244
will be nationally syndicated
starting next week!
611
00:25:33,657 --> 00:25:35,407
� Take a chill pill.
Relax.
612
00:25:35,409 --> 00:25:37,909
Do not let this
get away from you.
613
00:25:37,911 --> 00:25:39,621
� Once again,
give it up for Keef Knight!
614
00:25:39,621 --> 00:25:41,831
[cheers and applause]
615
00:25:47,755 --> 00:25:49,915
� You got this.
616
00:25:51,467 --> 00:25:53,507
� You don't really want
to be known as the guy
617
00:25:53,510 --> 00:25:55,550
who draws
boring breakfast food.
618
00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:57,684
Hm.
You can't go out like that.
619
00:25:57,681 --> 00:26:00,641
Because I won't let you!
The fog has been lifted.
620
00:26:00,642 --> 00:26:03,062
I can see!
The lines have been drawn.
621
00:26:03,062 --> 00:26:05,902
It's time to make your mark.
622
00:26:05,898 --> 00:26:08,978
[crowd murmurs]
623
00:26:08,984 --> 00:26:12,154
� Maintain, motherfucker.
Maintain.
624
00:26:17,743 --> 00:26:20,293
� Uh, another round of applause
for Bloom & Hill's
625
00:26:20,287 --> 00:26:22,867
very own Phil and Cindy,
yeah?
626
00:26:25,292 --> 00:26:28,802
And these images��
somehow you managed
to make the toast...
627
00:26:28,796 --> 00:26:30,206
darker than me!
628
00:26:30,214 --> 00:26:32,224
[scattered laughs]
629
00:26:32,216 --> 00:26:34,126
And you, my friend,
tell us,
630
00:26:34,134 --> 00:26:35,804
what was your inspiration
behind blackface?
631
00:26:35,803 --> 00:26:37,723
Speak into the mic.
Tell the audience how you��
632
00:26:37,721 --> 00:26:39,851
� I did this to stay true
to your character for��
633
00:26:39,848 --> 00:26:41,978
you know, every time
he gets burnin' mad.
634
00:26:41,975 --> 00:26:43,475
� Ah.
TOAST MAN: This is
San Francisco��
635
00:26:43,477 --> 00:26:45,687
� Was waiting to hear that one.
� We don't see color here.
636
00:26:45,687 --> 00:26:47,397
Huh?
637
00:26:47,397 --> 00:26:49,897
And we don't care
if you're black, white,
638
00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:51,190
blue, purple, or green.
639
00:26:51,193 --> 00:26:52,953
� Time out.
I gotta stop you there.
640
00:26:52,945 --> 00:26:56,735
You know where I draw the line?
At them goddamn green people!
641
00:26:56,740 --> 00:26:58,330
[laughter]
642
00:26:58,325 --> 00:27:00,075
Huh?
The greens��
643
00:27:00,077 --> 00:27:03,117
nothin' but a bunch
of lazy�ass deadbeats
and welfare cheats!
644
00:27:03,122 --> 00:27:04,502
They ain't got nothin'
on the blues.
645
00:27:04,498 --> 00:27:06,288
Damn blues!
646
00:27:06,291 --> 00:27:08,131
� Does he seem off to you?
647
00:27:08,127 --> 00:27:09,707
KEEF: That��that's something.
Look at that.
648
00:27:09,711 --> 00:27:11,881
� Ah...well...
KEEF: Blues is driving
around all crazy...
649
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:14,260
� Did he tell you
what happened?
650
00:27:14,258 --> 00:27:16,388
KEEF: When you come here,
speak our language.
� No.
651
00:27:16,385 --> 00:27:19,255
� Now, look, unless Avatar
is a documentary,
652
00:27:19,263 --> 00:27:22,143
there's no such thing
as blue people.
653
00:27:22,140 --> 00:27:24,810
Green people don't exist.
654
00:27:26,436 --> 00:27:28,356
Reality matters.
655
00:27:28,355 --> 00:27:29,725
It is a real thing.
656
00:27:29,731 --> 00:27:31,781
And when you tell me
you don't see color,
657
00:27:31,775 --> 00:27:35,525
you are choosing to ignore
a very important part
of who I am.
658
00:27:35,529 --> 00:27:38,029
"I�I had no idea
you were black."
659
00:27:38,031 --> 00:27:39,951
I got news for you��
that is not a compliment.
660
00:27:39,950 --> 00:27:42,040
It sucks to hear that!
661
00:27:42,035 --> 00:27:43,785
[classical music]
662
00:27:43,787 --> 00:27:47,577
And why the hell
can a white man openly
sell energy powder
663
00:27:47,583 --> 00:27:50,093
when it's very obvious
that it is cocaine
664
00:27:50,085 --> 00:27:52,045
and no one raises an eyebrow,
665
00:27:52,045 --> 00:27:55,625
but a black man can't hold
a stapler without bein'
taken down?
666
00:27:55,632 --> 00:27:57,092
GUNTHER: [whispering]
It's not cocaine.
667
00:27:57,092 --> 00:27:58,722
� What is happening?
What is going on?
668
00:27:58,719 --> 00:28:01,009
What are we doing?
669
00:28:02,264 --> 00:28:05,734
You know, I have been
in the sausage factory
for so long,
670
00:28:05,726 --> 00:28:08,516
yet I never knew
how the sausage was made.
671
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,860
♪ ♪
672
00:28:10,856 --> 00:28:13,106
I am the sausage.
673
00:28:13,108 --> 00:28:16,028
♪ ♪
674
00:28:16,028 --> 00:28:17,778
I am the sausage!
675
00:28:17,779 --> 00:28:19,199
GUNTHER: Is he coming out?
676
00:28:19,197 --> 00:28:21,117
� And just so
we're on the same page,
677
00:28:21,116 --> 00:28:23,866
the sausage factory
is the systemic oppression
directed at people of color
678
00:28:23,869 --> 00:28:25,699
here in America,
679
00:28:25,704 --> 00:28:29,464
and we have got to tear
the entire system to shreds!
680
00:28:31,084 --> 00:28:32,884
Just because my roommate
is African�American
681
00:28:32,878 --> 00:28:35,168
and wears Jordans
does not make him
a pro athlete.
682
00:28:35,172 --> 00:28:37,382
SIMONE: What?
683
00:28:37,382 --> 00:28:40,222
KEEF: Stop saying slavery
was a long time ago.
684
00:28:40,218 --> 00:28:42,048
You know what else
was a long time ago?
685
00:28:42,054 --> 00:28:43,894
Jesus.
You don't get over that.
686
00:28:43,889 --> 00:28:45,349
� [softly] Did he just say
"Get over Jesus"?
687
00:28:45,349 --> 00:28:47,519
� No, no, no!
This is not what
we had planned!
688
00:28:47,517 --> 00:28:50,017
� Lighten up, dude.
Remember your condo.
689
00:28:50,020 --> 00:28:52,310
� Lighten up?
I know he didn't just say
lighten up.
690
00:28:52,314 --> 00:28:54,074
No, let's darken it up
right now.
691
00:28:54,066 --> 00:28:55,726
� You want me to lighten up?
BUTTER: Yeah.
� Get the fuck off me.
692
00:28:55,734 --> 00:28:57,284
� I'm melting!
693
00:28:57,277 --> 00:28:58,697
BUTTER: Take a chill pill.
Relax.
694
00:28:58,695 --> 00:29:01,065
� Stop it!
� Jesus hates you!
695
00:29:01,073 --> 00:29:03,333
KEEF: You want��
FAN: Is he dancing?
696
00:29:03,325 --> 00:29:04,945
FAN 2:
We want Toast�N�Butter!
697
00:29:04,952 --> 00:29:06,662
� How 'bout this?
You want Toast�N�Butter?
698
00:29:06,662 --> 00:29:08,582
Fuck Toast.
699
00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:10,250
[crowd booing]
And fuck Butter!
700
00:29:10,248 --> 00:29:12,328
Yeah!
� Yep, he's lost it.
701
00:29:12,334 --> 00:29:14,544
[crowd murmuring]
702
00:29:14,544 --> 00:29:17,264
� [grunting]
703
00:29:17,255 --> 00:29:19,925
Yeah!
This is really good card stock.
704
00:29:19,925 --> 00:29:22,795
GUNTHER: But, yeah,
we shouldn't have let him out
of the house.
705
00:29:22,803 --> 00:29:24,643
That was stupid.
Oh, look, there he is.
706
00:29:24,638 --> 00:29:26,718
TRINA: Keef.
Hey.
707
00:29:28,642 --> 00:29:30,732
Are...you okay?
708
00:29:30,727 --> 00:29:33,227
� Yeah.
I'm better.
709
00:29:33,230 --> 00:29:34,610
� You know what?
710
00:29:34,606 --> 00:29:36,396
For once, I wasn't
expecting the worst.
711
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:38,650
But you impressed me, dawg.
712
00:29:38,652 --> 00:29:41,862
You fucked this up
in a unique and unexpected way.
713
00:29:41,863 --> 00:29:43,493
GUNTHER: Okay.
That seems a little negative.
714
00:29:43,490 --> 00:29:46,660
Look at the bright side.
There's still a very, very
715
00:29:46,660 --> 00:29:49,000
super small chance
you didn't destroy your career.
716
00:29:48,996 --> 00:29:51,246
� No, I blew it.
I blew it.
717
00:29:51,248 --> 00:29:53,828
So now I just have to...
718
00:29:53,834 --> 00:29:55,174
[inhales, exhales]
719
00:29:55,168 --> 00:29:56,748
walk this off.
720
00:29:56,753 --> 00:29:58,763
And it'll be...
GUNTHER: Yeah.
CLOVIS: That's it.
721
00:29:58,755 --> 00:30:01,295
GUNTHER: Cool, cool, all right.
722
00:30:01,299 --> 00:30:03,759
� Keef.
Keef, wait.
723
00:30:07,973 --> 00:30:10,813
You know you can
talk to me, right?
724
00:30:15,105 --> 00:30:18,105
� I'll talk to you later.
725
00:30:18,108 --> 00:30:22,568
[James Blake's
Don't Miss It plays]
726
00:30:22,571 --> 00:30:24,661
♪ ♪
727
00:30:24,656 --> 00:30:28,616
SINGER: ♪ The world
has shut me out ♪
728
00:30:28,618 --> 00:30:30,908
♪ ♪
729
00:30:30,912 --> 00:30:35,292
♪ If I give everything,
I lose everything ♪
730
00:30:35,292 --> 00:30:42,052
♪ Don't miss it,
oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪
731
00:30:42,049 --> 00:30:43,879
♪ Don't miss it ♪
732
00:30:43,884 --> 00:30:47,354
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪
733
00:30:47,345 --> 00:30:51,515
♪ Like I did ♪
734
00:30:51,516 --> 00:30:55,806
♪ ♪
735
00:30:55,812 --> 00:30:57,402
[sighs]
736
00:31:04,446 --> 00:31:08,076
� Get the fuck outta here!
You're that dude, right?
737
00:31:08,075 --> 00:31:10,195
� Oh, yes.
Sorry, yeah, uh,
738
00:31:10,202 --> 00:31:12,042
Toast�N�Butter, right.
Um...
739
00:31:12,037 --> 00:31:13,997
although, after tonight,
I'm not so sure.
740
00:31:13,997 --> 00:31:17,287
� No, you're that dude
that got his ass stomped
by the cops the other day!
741
00:31:17,292 --> 00:31:19,882
Yeah, I saw that shit go down.
� Oh...yeah.
742
00:31:19,878 --> 00:31:21,548
� Felt real bad about
that shit.
743
00:31:21,546 --> 00:31:24,336
� Well, you know, man,
it kinda hits you
in ways you don't expect.
744
00:31:24,341 --> 00:31:27,721
� Naw, man, it's 'cause
it's me they were looking for.
745
00:31:27,719 --> 00:31:30,059
[laughs]
746
00:31:30,055 --> 00:31:32,175
So what's in the bag, homie?
747
00:31:33,517 --> 00:31:36,597
� [sighing] You're robbing me.
748
00:31:36,603 --> 00:31:37,943
Okay.
749
00:31:37,938 --> 00:31:39,608
Okay, I�I got nothin'.
750
00:31:39,606 --> 00:31:41,016
So...
� Oh, you got nothin'.
751
00:31:41,024 --> 00:31:42,614
� I got nothin'.
752
00:31:45,195 --> 00:31:47,025
� You broke as hell.
753
00:31:47,030 --> 00:31:48,410
� Well...
754
00:31:48,406 --> 00:31:50,406
� This BART card still good?
755
00:31:50,408 --> 00:31:52,448
� I just loaded it yesterday.
756
00:31:52,452 --> 00:31:54,872
� Ha ha!
That's what's up!
757
00:31:54,871 --> 00:31:58,001
Hey, you stay safe,
Toast�N�Butter man.
758
00:31:57,999 --> 00:31:59,879
� Huh.
� Cops are everywhere.
759
00:31:59,876 --> 00:32:01,836
Huh?
� Whoa��wait.
760
00:32:01,837 --> 00:32:02,917
All right, now.
761
00:32:04,047 --> 00:32:05,967
What are you doin' to me?
762
00:32:05,966 --> 00:32:07,296
� Ha ha ha ha!
763
00:32:07,300 --> 00:32:09,050
KEEF: Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
764
00:32:17,435 --> 00:32:20,475
[soft music]
765
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:27,490
♪ ♪
766
00:32:37,038 --> 00:32:38,668
TOAST: We're gonna beworld�famous!
767
00:32:38,665 --> 00:32:40,705
MARKER: We made them,they did not make us!
768
00:32:40,709 --> 00:32:41,999
MALT LIQUOR 2:It's like a superpower.
769
00:32:42,002 --> 00:32:43,592
TRASHCAN: Mr. Policemandid a number on ya.
770
00:32:43,587 --> 00:32:46,417
VOICE: I can't tell my story,but you can, Keef.
771
00:32:46,423 --> 00:32:48,553
TRASHCAN: You really thinkDarnell moved away?
772
00:32:48,550 --> 00:32:50,550
[overlapping voices]
773
00:32:50,552 --> 00:32:51,932
MARKER: Make your mark!
774
00:32:52,762 --> 00:32:55,022
So what are you gonna do now?
775
00:32:55,015 --> 00:32:56,305
[Khari Mateen's
Where Did They Go]
776
00:32:56,308 --> 00:32:59,438
SINGER: ♪ Young men
shipped out today ♪
777
00:32:59,436 --> 00:33:01,146
♪ Sittin' on another man's
land ♪
778
00:33:01,146 --> 00:33:03,606
♪ Piece by piece
takin' it away ♪
779
00:33:03,607 --> 00:33:05,107
♪ ♪
780
00:33:05,108 --> 00:33:07,318
♪ Did a few things
that you just can't say ♪
781
00:33:07,319 --> 00:33:08,819
♪ ♪
782
00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:10,780
♪ Eyes wide,
keep it on the prize ♪
783
00:33:10,780 --> 00:33:13,070
♪ Or you might get
blown away ♪
784
00:33:13,074 --> 00:33:14,874
♪ Where ♪
785
00:33:14,868 --> 00:33:17,578
♪ Where did they go ♪
786
00:33:17,579 --> 00:33:19,289
♪ Where ♪
787
00:33:19,289 --> 00:33:21,879
♪ Where did they go ♪
788
00:33:21,875 --> 00:33:23,665
♪ Where ♪
789
00:33:23,668 --> 00:33:26,208
♪ Where
did they go ♪
790
00:33:26,213 --> 00:33:28,383
♪ Where ♪
791
00:33:28,381 --> 00:33:31,091
♪ ♪
792
00:33:31,092 --> 00:33:33,972
♪ Souls lost in the city ♪
793
00:33:33,970 --> 00:33:36,680
♪ Take this pill,
it'll make you feel all right ♪
794
00:33:36,681 --> 00:33:38,181
♪ ♪
795
00:33:38,183 --> 00:33:41,063
♪ Calm you down,
make you sleep at night ♪
796
00:33:41,061 --> 00:33:42,311
♪ ♪
797
00:33:42,312 --> 00:33:43,812
♪ Where ♪
798
00:33:43,813 --> 00:33:46,653
♪ Where
did they go ♪
799
00:33:46,650 --> 00:33:48,440
♪ Where ♪
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