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[wrinkled plastic]

[drips urine]

- Two minutes.

[sigh]

You're fine.
You're fine.

You always use a condom.

[groans]
- Oh my God.

- [groans]
- [groans]

Oh.
- Yes.

- Oh - ow!
Sorry.

[door clicks]

[happy exciting music]

♪ ♪

- Hey?

♪ ♪

Look, I sure know things
are really scary now,

but you know
it will probably be fine.

♪ ♪

Um ... is there something
Can I help?

I mean I have a car.

I can, like,
take you home if you want.

- [imitates deep voice]
You can leave.

- Wait...
[laughs]

Not really.

If that's who I think it is
I was just too nice.

Ugh, a real stunner
of the past.

♪ ♪

Hey, dude.
- [screams]

Oh Jesus.

- Come on, like I didn't
I've seen you pee a thousand times.

There was actually a time like that
you wouldn't pee without me.

- Bailey, can you just ...

- So who's the lucky one, huh?

Oh, no - is it Kevin?

- Where's my test?
- Ooh.

Ooh!

Is it Kevin?
Please tell me.

Please tell me, come on.
- Please give it to me.

- Who's the father?
- Please give it to me.

- Whose penis is it?
- Kevin's penis.

- You see, was that so difficult?

Don't actually answer that.
I do not want to know.

[chuckles]

Wow, so you're pregnant.

And it's Kevin's absolute?
- Yes Yes.

What kind of girl
do you think i am?

- I don't know, man.
I didn't think you were boned

let alone raw dog--

I'm honest
a bit impressed.

- I don't have a "raw dog."

We use condoms, that are
believed to be 98.7% effective.

Well, apparently
one of them was 0%.

- That is not
how statistics work.

- Are you reading this right?

[door clicks]

- Uh--
- Oh, hey, Veronica.

- Heather.
- I'm so glad I caught you.

Would you like to watch
with the layout

for the prom page of the yearbook?

Just let me pull it back up
- Ho, no.

No spoilers on the yearbook.
Come on, dude, God.

- Um okay.

Why don't you email?
that for me, Heather,

and then I really can
process the nuances

from the serpentine border
that you have chosen.

- I'm so happy
you saw the b--

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- Ronnie.

- Oh, hey, hey.

- Are you all right, Ronnie?
You seem a little nervous.

- Jaaa Jaaa.

- Try your
to talk to Bailey Butler?

- Remember when you
used to be besties?

- Yes, that was--
that was more

because our mothers were close
and everything.

- Speaking of parents,
mine are in Greece.

Do you want to stay this weekend?

[ringtone]

- Who's got that green?
nail polish I like?

[spicy music]

[unclear chatter]

♪ ♪

- Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Well damn?
- Where is it?

- Oh, I wrote your name on it,

and then I tied it up
to the flagpole.

Hope that's cool.
- Can you just give it to me?

- I threw it in the dumpster
behind the gym.

Oh.

Thank you.

Thanks for bringing
all the way back there.

- Um, I was smoking
after all, a joint behind it.

Mr. Aster has screened

this "Osmosis Jones"
VHS in bio,

so i have to come correctly.

- It is unbelievable.
- Turn right?

There is such a thing as, hardly
every hard science in it,

but Chris Rock is a visionary.

- No, you smoke
on school grounds.

That's like,
really irresponsible.

- Oh, I am
the irresponsible?

- Okay.

- Ah, okay, okay,
ah, look.

I mean, I'm sure
will it be okay?

I mean, your sister
had a child asked,

and she's okay, right?

Remember when we found out

that you would be
a nine-year-old aunt?

We were bursting ...
- Okay, okay, you can stop.

I appreciate what you have done
with the test and everything,

but we're not alone like ...

You just happened
to be the person

that ran into the bathroom.

- Oof.

I could have left it with thanks.
Find yourself on the run, Juno.

[soft pop music]

[school bell rings]

[unclear chatter]

♪ ♪

Guys, check this out.
Look at this.

- Show me.
- Oh my God.

♪ ♪

- [sigh]

Hi Hi Hi.

I'm making a report
for my health class,

and i just wanted to see if i
could you ask a question quickly?

Cool thanks.

Um, as a young woman
needs a procedure,

but her parents did not know
Is that possible?

Uh, let's say she's 17.

Okay okay,
so not with you.

Where is the nearest place
Which...

There is an Albuquerque
in Missouri?

Okay sorry.

How about, like,
Illinois or Arkansas,

Oklahoma, Texas?

No?

Okay, okay, so I get it.

Sounds like she needs it
parental consent,

that's - that's great.
That's totally fine.

Uh, I'll record it
that in my report,

and thank you very much, bye.

[soft dramatic music]

♪ ♪

[ringtone]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- Mom, I'm going
to Emily's for a gag weekend.

Trust you.
Love you.

♪ ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- That was so stupid.
Maddie B goes--

- Hey.

- Hey.
- Oh, my god, hey, girl.

Sorry I'm late.

- Who have you ...
- Okay, Maddie D.

- No, not Maddie D.

- Um, there actually is
something very important

I need to talk
for you.

- Okay, just give me
one second.

I'm actually very close.

- Yes, "Veronica Mars"
here

thinks she can find out

the pregnancy test
mysterious thing.

- What pregnancy test
mysterious thing?

- Look.

- Recycle Club found it
in the waste container.

- Ugh, Maddie B.
on private.

- No.
[ringtone]

- Ooh, okay.

So Tori Leonards
wasn't at the gym today,

and I'm sure
that she used "lady issues"

as her excuse.

- You're using that excuse
skip gym,

like, every other week.

- Valid, that's actually
why I lean

more direction
Patricia Hamilton?

- Absolutely not, no.

There is no way
Patricia Hamilton

lost her V card.

- Well, it really isn't
of our company, right?

- I know,
but it's just so juicy

I need to find out who it is.

- I mean, what if
it was one of us?

- Totally, but for whom
a pregnancy test at school?

- Okay, seriously,
look at these grams,

side by side.

Patricia's belly
certainly looks bigger.

- [gasps]
- Literally just a week ago.

- A little.
- As she stands there.

- No that's not true
like, a burrito belly.

Like, that is
considerably larger.

- No, it is literally bigger,
like her face even ...

- She's glowing.
I mean, it's a little ...

[soft piano music
plays in the distance]

- Mwah, I'm so sorry
I'm late, honey.

I have a new puppy at the shelter.
I had to take him away.

Yes, have a look.
Called him Jasper.

- Uh, yeah, it's--
thanks for...

- Resembling
Elliot's dog, right?

- I'll meet up like this at the last minute
and everything.

- Class.

- Good evening.
- Hey.

- Welcome welcome.
- Thank you.

We are going to start
with the cheesy breadsticks,

and a water for the lady,

and I go
with a Mountain Dew.

- Okay I am on my way.

- How are you?

- Eh ... so ...

I have to tell you something.

Um, I don't know
how it happened.

Statistically,
it is almost impossible,

but, uh ...

I am pregnant.

- [stammers] Okay.

Okay, it's okay.
I'm here for you.

- [sigh]

Thank you.
That is such a relief.

I mean I know what I want
to do, and I have a plan.

I could just really use
your help with what--

What happens now?

- Will you marry me?

Look, I know
it won't be easy, okay?

But honey, we can do this.

- Can you sit down again?
in your seat please?

- Jaaa Jaaa.

You have to admit, it's kind of
perfect timing, you know?

We were so insecure about ourselves
next year you know

and now we have this.

You know,
we take a year off,

find a place in the city
so that our parents can help,

and don't worry - the birth
will not conflict

with the X Games scheme
whatever, so ...

Wait wait wait
how are you

you already have
all that planned?

- Well, I mean, you said
you had something important

that you wanted to tell me.

Eh ...

you know, and then the whole
mystery pregnancy test thing

reminded me
of this other little thing.

Um, don't get mad
but remember,

like a month ago
at Smith Creek

when we were done
in the car?

Well, I noticed that
it, um ... the condom was broken.

So...
- Are you joking?

- Look, Veronica, I didn't want to
to scare you, okay?

- oh my--
- The goodbye thing--

you had a lot
in your head, you know?

And the further away we got
the crazier I knew you would be ...

- Kevin, I - oh--

- And I looked it up.
I googled it.

Do you know how hard it is
become pregnant?

It is so hard.

- I could have taken it literally
the morning after pill.

I could have avoided it
this whole situation.

- I know it is a bit
stressful, okay?

But it is also quite perfect

because now we really know
that we will be together forever.

- I mean it.
I can not do it.

I have to get out of here.
- Veronica--

Oh, shoot.

[tense music]

- [gagging]
- Oh God.

Oh, it's morning sickness.

Here, let me - I'll wait
your hair for you.

- Do not touch me.
- Okay.

Look, I know I screwed up, okay?

But if you can look beyond that

there is something
that's so beautiful here

and I am so excited to bring it
a little us in this world.

[soft dramatic music]

- May I ... can I look at that?

- Yes, may I ...
- No, I'll just--

- Okay.

♪ ♪

- Wow, this doesn't look cheap.
How could you afford this?

- Sold Buzzsaw and Road Rash.

Uh, my dirt bikes.

Just two now
but it is good.

- You know,
I will definitely need it

some time to think about it,
but let's talk monday, okay?

- Oh yes, Monday.

Monday is good.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Oof.

Excellent.

♪ ♪

Nonsense.

[explosions]

- [laughs]
I just bullied your ass!

- Ha, ha, ha, ha.

You're not smiling
when I literally

rip your balls off, motherfucker.
Come on.

♪ ♪

Wait, cover me.
I'll be right back.

I thought that you
stay tonight.

- Oh I know.
I apologize.

Fil got the evening off.
- Oh, man, that guy's weird.

Who Spells "Phil" with an F?

- Be nice.
- Wait.

I already started
defrost the dough.

- I'm sorry my little pea,
but you know

we can make
the coxinhas tomorrow or,

you know what,
maybe Sunday.

I'll text you when I know

how the weekend
is coming, okay?

Mwah.
How do I look?

- Hot as hell.

- Mm-hmm, bye.
- Bye.

- [sigh]

[doorbell rings]

- Oh, dude, come on.

The whole pregnancy mystery
nonsense

is not my fault.

I threw the thing
in the waste container.

- I need your help and I don't
need to go elsewhere.

- I'm listening.

- Okay, I know we're not,
like, more close.

- That's right.

- And I'm probably the last
person you want to help ...

- Accurate.
- But you have a car.

- Oh, there it is.
- Believe me.

If only I could go
somewhere in town

or even to St. Louis,
I wouldn't even be here.

- Where to?

- You know, to get the thing ...

The procedure.

- Ho.

- Okay.

- You printed a map.

- Oklahoma, Texas, New Mexico -
it's easy,

and I sketched the best route

including where we can stop
for gas, food and rest.

It is all planned.

We are in Albuquerque
tomorrow evening.

We're going to the clinic
Sunday morning first,

and we are home
Sunday night.

- Albuquerque.

- Jaaa Jaaa,
I know it sounds crazy

but that's the nearest place
if you are under 18 so ...

- And I don't have to
like, being there, right?

Say if I want
to explore Albuquerque

while doing your thing.

- Yes, that's - that's fine,
I think.

I really need you
to drive.

I will pay for everything.

- Hm ...

so you hide this
from your husband,

your best friends,
and your Jesus crazy parents,

and you thought
Why don't you ask Bailey Butler

"to drive me hundreds of miles

because she probably doesn't
still have something to do. "

- Um ... a little bit, yeah.

Bailey.
Bailey, come on.

Open the door, Bailey.

- I'm just messing with you.

You're right - I'm not
everything going on.

[Deap Vally's "Get Gone"]

♪ ♪

- I thought you were driving a Camry.

Sleater-Camry is in the shop.

- Uh, my gas projections
were accounting

for a four-cylinder
Japanese motor.

- My mistake.

If we are concerned about gas,
we just have to take the Tesla.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Come on let's go
let's go, let's go ♪

- Whoo, road trip!

- ♪ I think I want to leave ♪

♪ Where are we going? ♪

- Oh, oh, oh, we have to
take a look at Roswell.

Like, there are real aliens ...
- No no.

- Veronica, come on.
It's my vacation too.

- This isn't a vacation, okay?

- If it's not vacation,

why are you then
take pictures, huh?

♪ ♪

- Okay, in 20 miles,

we are going to make
our first stop.

- Yes, yes, the love ends.

We have to go and have a look
the world's largest fork.

I actually hear that ...
- No, no, Bailey.

We will not just be
Willy-nilly stop, okay?

We must hold on
according to the schedule

so that I can be home
by Sunday evening,

and my parents don't find out.
Every stop has a purpose.

- Wow, even you
bummed from nature.

- This trip
won't be cheap,

but i think this is
should cover it.

- Ho, Jesus, what have you done
steal that from your parents?

- suggested Kevin.

- [laughs] What?

Oh my God.

That actually is
so note for him.

Could you imagine
really get married

for that guy?
[laughs]

What, would your first dance be?

to represent dragons
or Nickelback, do you think?

- Kevin - he means well, okay?
You just don't know him.

He's ... he's straightforward.

He is sweet.
He is so sweet.

Did you know he volunteers?
with small puppies,

like, who have no houses
and things?

And I don't even need it
to defend myself against you now.

But did you know he
asked me out

literally every day for a month
until I said yes?

He literally waited
outside my window

one night for a whole night.

- You know, "Say Anything"
made that cute,

but it's called stalking,
so the time has passed.

That guy is a real stalker.

[siren rings]

- Okay, the entrance
should be good

around the corner here.

- Cool, I'm excited
to die here.

- It won't open.

I know they are not closed.

That man literally
just went in there.

[door buzzes]

- After you, Ivy League.

- I said I'm not going to buy it.

- Action.

- Hello hi.
Eh ...

I was really just wondering
how much I could get for this.

It is real
and everything.

- Mm-hmm.

How old are you?

- 17.

- I can't buy this.

[guitar plays dissonant]

- Eh ...

sorry I ...

I just - I really
really need the money

so if anything ...
- I said--

- Veronica, I love you.
- Stalker.

Kevin.
- I can not live without you.

- What are you doing here?
Did you follow me?

- I know you said you wanted it
wait until monday,

but to me Monday feels like
as if it were ten years

from now on, you know?

So I said
"Bro, go get your girl."

- [sigh]
This is really not a good time.

- I have a rose for you
for any reason

why we should spend
our lives together--

you, me and the baby.
- It's not a baby yet.

- This is for how rad
your genes and my genes

go and watch together
in a new human.

This one is for
when I teach him or her

how to do a perfect kickflip.

- Weird flex.

- And this one is for the fact

that you can stay
here in Missouri--

- Okay, you know what?
This has to stop.

I can not do it.
Here are a bunch of roses.

There are a lot of reasons.

- What is she doing
with my ring?

- Uh ...

Well, I need the money for ...

I'm sorry, Kevin, but I am
take care of the situation.

- You are - you want to get rid of--

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
I know it wasn't cold

not to tell you
about breaking the condom ...

- Ho, you knew
about breaking the condom?

- Yes, I'm sorry.
Who even asked you that?

Why is she here anyway?

- She drives me
to the place.

I can't do it in Missouri.

- Well, you can't fix it
just this decision.

Kevin, we have
so much life for us.

This is just--
this is what i have--

- What life, Veronica?

You're going to Brown.
I will stay here.

This is our chance
being together.

- No, Kevin--

- You should be grateful
and count your lucky stars

that you have a husband
who is so devoted to you

that he literally would
track you down

to this crazy skeezy dump.

- Did you track me here?

- Well, I mean, kind of.

What are you doing?
- That's so scary, Kevin!

You are a stalker!
- Thank you.

- Then give me my ring.

Jesus!

- Consider your next move
very carefully.

That's my ring.
I paid for it.

[gun clicks]

Okay.

I pick up my phone.

I understood.

- I mean,
could have just been removed

your Find My Friends app.

[register rings]

- I'll give you $ 1,300.

- We are rich!
- Are you serious?

Thank you.

I do not even know
how you start to thank.

This is - you are like that
a lovely woman to help us.

- If this is anything
comes back to me

I sew you two
together like a human centipede.

Oh.

[engine hums]

- You know,
it's pretty messed up

that Kevin didn't even tell you
about breaking the condom.

- Not really
do you want to talk about it.

- I know, I'm just saying it
that you had every right

to sell that ring
after what he did.

- Not really
do you want to talk about it.

Can you just drop it?
for now, please?

- Okay.

I'm just going
turn on the radio.

[songs change quickly]

[The Clash's "Should I Stay
or should I go? "

Oh oh!

♪ ♪

♪ Should I stay
or should I go now? ♪

♪ Should I stay
or should I go now? ♪

♪ ♪

♪ When I go,
there will be problems ♪

♪ And if I stay,
there will be double ♪

♪ So come ...

Okay okay okay.

- That song literally
does not make any sense.

It's ... it just makes ...
ok, he says

when he leaves,
there will be problems,

but if he stays,
will there be double?

What - the choice
is clear to leave.

It is literally half
the amount of effort.

- [chuckles]
Wow.

Man, it must be

the most clinical
interpretation

of a punk song, like ever.

- Okay, if we drive for it
one more, like, five o'clock, we--

- Oh, a Gas N 'Gulp!

[screeching tires]

- Wow, I see you taking it
the budget really seriously.

- Hm, oh,
and you have, like, what,

three sips of water
in that thing?

- We drive for 14 hours.

We can not stop
every two seconds to urinate.

We should really go--
so are you ready?

- One more thing.

[ringtone]

- Hello, this one
and a few more things.

- Semi-blue raspberry,
half cherry

with a splash of coke on top.

- Our combo.

- Yes.

- Thank you.
This is very sweet of you.

- I mean, relax.
It was two for one.

- If we make enough time,
we may be able to go to Roswell.

- Stop.

Hell yeah, aliens!

- Could be.
- [chuckles]

- Okay?

[The Regrettes'
"California Friends"]

- ♪ When I think
that you might like me ♪

♪ ♪

♪ I'm getting lonely too ♪

- What time is your appointment
on Sunday?

We're almost in Oklahoma

where we are going
a four-hour power nap ...

and we should get
to some open areas

in about 18 miles,
and that's going to happen

the perfect place to stop.
- Fun.

I like a good open space.

♪ ♪

Ooh, we're approx
to cross state lines.

You know what that means.

- No no--
- Yes.

- I don't remember that.
- Three ...

- No, seriously it was ...
- Two ...

- A long time ago - I don't even know--
- A.

[together]
Whoo, whoo!

Boom Boom.
Mm, mm.

[both squeak]

- Zoom.

Ooh.

♪ ♪

Ah!

both: Much-coach Pu!

- [laughs]

I haven't done that yet
in a while.

- Yeah, I ... I really don't know

how we remembered
that whole thing.

[laughs]

Wow, it's really messy in here.

What is all this
have you down here

- Whoa, whoa,
don't throw that.

- Why do you have a taser?

- Oh, I was hoping to keep it up
some liquor stores along the way.

Hope that's cool.

- No.

- Veronica, we are
two teenage girls

go through the country
in the middle of the night.

I took that from my mom, okay?
Can you put it in my bag?

- Okay.

- It won't defy you,
Veronica.

- I don't know how they work.
- Very easy.

Aim and shoot.

♪ ♪

I have extra blankets
in the back.

- No, I'm okay.
This will be comfortable.

Okay, deal with yourself.

- I'll set the alarm
before 5:00 am, okay?

That way we are in Texas
for lunch.

I have reserved $ 20
for breakfast,

so we can stop somewhere early.

And, Bailey,
you really went over budget

with the jacket and all,

so can you just please
be more observant?

- Got something like
a PowerPoint presentation?

I'm a little bit more
of a visual learner.

- You know what?
Actually, yes.

Just let me pull it up
very quick.

[sigh]

Where are the blankets?
- In the back.

- "Self-care" huh?

- Yes, I had to post something
so people wouldn't bother me.

- Of course, and so people
wouldn't know you're with me.

Your stuff,
really intense.

- Look at colleges
with things like that,

so it is strategic.

Before we laughed
with things like that,

but i guess that's not who
you are no longer strategic.

- You know what?

I'm not going
do this now.

We only have four hours
to sleep, so I go to bed.

- Oh, let me know
when you draw at once

to talk about it
that you used to be nice

and did things
as an aggressive ballerina

or collect Pokémon cards

and how you have become literal
one of those people

who walk, talk and act
exactly the same.

You know who you are?

You're Captain Picard
at the end of season four.

You have assimilated
in the Borg.

You don't even realize it.

- You are completely wrong
as usual.

- Really?
Please light me up.

- Captain Picard
is assimilated

at the end into the Borg
from season three.

- God, did you
be good at everything?

You know what?

You're not
Captain Picard, okay?

You are data.

You're a weird one
information robot.

[both sighs]

Why do I feel bad now?

I am the one doing it
something nice here.

And we both know you
wouldn't do the same for me.

- Yes, you are right.
I probably wouldn't.

[soft electronic music]

♪ ♪

- Soy.
- Food?

- Yes.

I have to use the puchpa '.

♪ ♪

- What has changed?

- I just don't understand
What is going on here.

- I'm suffocated here.
Therefore.

Between you and that child
and this house--

- She's not "that kid."
She is your daughter.

- My life does not end
and start Bailey every time

has a goddamn science fair
or play at school

or whatever--

- Snack break.
I'll get some ...

- Hey, let's go cycling.

Let's go now.

[unclear chatter]

[warm music]

[laughter]

♪ ♪

- [screams]

Ah!
Ah.

- How did we miss that?
Astonishing.

- Oh, no, it's half past nine.
It is half past eight.

We have to go, okay?
We should be in Texas now.

We have to go.
Oh man.

No, not Funyuns
until we are on the road.

Come on!

- Come on,
I am having breakfast.

- Bailey!

Come on, seriously, Bailey,
we have to go now!

We are, like,
hours behind, okay?

Come on!
- Ow!

Oh, stop, no!

Oh, that's really cute, okay.
- [cough]

- Now there is none
breakfast for none, great.

[Kirby's "I Love Me Too"]

Let's ride or die, baby!
Whoo!

♪ ♪

- ♪ Baby ♪

♪ I look so good
reach myself ♪

♪ I don't need anyone else ♪

♪ Real body
do not wear Spanx ♪

♪ Look in the mirror
and the booty says hey ♪

♪ Baby love my confidence ♪

♪ Baby love how I finesse ♪

♪ He can never like me
more than me ♪

♪ He could never love me
more than me ♪

♪ Oh I know my baby loves me ♪

♪ Will you take me to his mother ♪

♪ He said I got that, ooh, ah ♪

♪ And I don't give it
no drama ♪

- Moo!

- ♪ I cry like ♪

♪ Girl, he said,
baby I love you ♪

♪ Honey, I love me too ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Yes, yes ♪

♪ Honey, I love me too ♪

♪ mm-mm,
you see it's not your fault ♪

♪ You have the IV
and the sauce ♪

♪ Seems so blessed ♪

♪ Thank the Lord
for the sauce and the infusion ♪

♪ Thank you, Lord
for the sauce and the infusion ♪

♪ Like, whoo-hoo ♪

♪ I know my baby loves me ♪

♪ Will you take me to his mother ♪

♪ He said that I ... ♪

[together]
Whoo, whoo!

- ♪ And I won't give it
no drama ♪

♪ He said girl when you leave ♪
both: Muh-coach Pu!

- ♪ I cry like ♪

♪ Honey, he said,
baby I love you ♪

♪ Honey, I love me too ♪

[radio static]

[Kelly Clarkson's
"Since you've been gone"]

- Oh come on!
Yes.

♪ Yes, yes,
since you left ♪

Kelly, really?

- ♪ Why should I never never

- Okay.
- ♪ Hear you say ♪

♪ I just want to be with you ♪

♪ ♪

[soft dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- I didn't say it
you had to turn it off.

- What?
No, no, it's fine.

♪ ♪

- You can play the music
back on if you want.

- No, no, no, I'm fine.

♪ ♪

[squealing tires]

♪ ♪

- What are you doing?

♪ ♪

Whoa.
- Whoo!

- What does it matter?
- [screams]

- What is happening?
Why did you just do that?

- Um, I'm hungry.
We should eat.

- Okay.

Why do we park?
way back here?

- Uh, this car
is a hot commodity, man.

These small towns are,
such as notorious for theft.

- They are?

- Uh, oh yeah, huge problem.

If you took your head out
you book every now and then,

maybe you know things
like that - you know,

learn some smart things on the street.

- Hey, smart guys,

your wallet dangles
out of your backpack.

- Huh?

Wait wait--

[unclear chatter]

- You attract a lot
of male attention.

- Thank you.

- Here we go.

- That's quite a car
you ladies rolled into it.

What problems you all
start tonight?

- Dude, mind your business.

- Whoa, whoa, easy.

I'm just trying
to be hospitable.

I am Jarrod.
So where are you going?

- Um, Albuquerque.

- Can I come?

- Table for two, please?

- Wherever you want.
This is not from Applebee.

- Ah, just a few
unsolicited advice--

if you go
shoot your shot,

I recommend to zip up
your fly first.

[laughter]

- What can I give you girls?

- Can I have the spaghetti
and meatballs please?

- Can I have the burger please?
but instead of fries

can I just get
a side dish, please?

- We don't really
a salad.

It just gets more
from the same lettuce.

- Okay, just the burger
then it's fine.

Actually I can get it
some fries please?

Thank you.

- I do not know why
you are so judicious.

I'm just trying to save money.

About where we are now
Donna from the accounts?

- I really appreciate it
interests you.

- Of course you do.

- Um, okay, so I set up $ 500
aside for the procedure.

That leaves $ 450 for gas,
$ 200 for emergency fund,

and we have exactly $ 112
left over for food.

- Maybe we'll do a little
brunch appointment, huh?

Speaking of which, when is
your appointment tomorrow?

Veronica, you do
an appointment

for tomorrow, right?
- Huh?

Um, oh, well, they take
walk-ins, so it's fine.

- Oh, V.
- What?

- Come on.
- What?

I tried to call
but every time they answered,

I just panicked
and hung up, so ...

- Wow, I get it, okay.

- I know.
It is stupid.

- Asshole.

- Okay, well,
it's not that bad.

Okay, what's going on?

- Nothing, it's okay.
Here, try some lemonade.

- No, why are those agents
look at the car?

- Um, kind of like a cool thing
I forgot to mention

is that, um ...

that's my mother's
cock car boyfriend,

and I didn't exactly do it formally
ask him if I can borrow it

so he can be, like,
looking for it.

- Are we driving a stolen car?
- Shut up. Shut up.

[tense music]

- My God.

- It was stolen
if you know the person?

The rules are very fake.

- They are not.

If the owner didn't
let you drive it

then it will be stolen.

- Okay, we have to go.
We have to pay.

- I don't ... I don't think so
we can go on bail.

What are we doing?

♪ ♪

What are we doing?

- Excuse me.
- What?

- I want to ask you...

- Can you say something
helpful please?

♪ ♪

- I do not know.
I'm so sorry.

♪ ♪

[unclear radio conversation]

♪ ♪

- Excuse me...

- ♪ America, America ♪
-Oh, yeah, that's our boy!

- ♪ God casts
his grace upon you ♪

- Stoop.
Do you think that's funny?

- ♪ And for your goods
with brotherhood ♪

♪ From sea to shining sea ♪
That's enough now.

- I have a great singer
here!

- Oh, shoot.
My backpack was in that car.

I ... why did you lie about this?
- I know.

- I can't believe you did that.
- I know - I screwed up everything.

I've put this whole thing in danger.

I swear, Veronica, if I make it
you miss your appointment ...

I screwed up again.
- Okay, it's okay.

Take it easy.
We can - we can do this.

We can find out.

- No, I should never do that
have said yes.

Obviously, I cannot be relied upon
for literally everything,

and we go to jail.

See, I have to ...
I have to go back.

I have to explain
the situation.

Maybe I can avoid it
get you arrested, yes.

- What?
No no no no.

Don't leave me here, okay?

I'm going to be killed
when I try to travel alone.

Bailey, Bailey, I need you.
- Nobody needs me.

- No, I will.
I need you.

Really.

Wait!

Wait, let me go
show you one thing.

- Veronica, I'm done.

- Just let me ... Just let me
show you this one thing

and if I show you
when you smile

then you should stay with me.
- What are you talking about?

- Okay, take a look.

[buzzing melody]

- Wow,
aggressive ballerina, huh?

- [buzzing melody]

- Veronica, this isn't fair.
Come on.

- [buzzing melody]
- [screams]

Okay, well, well, well,
I'm going with you.

Okay, please stop.

Please, it's - no, no, really.
Really, stop.

Veronica, stop - oh.

(soft laughter)

- Hey.
[chuckles]

It's you again.

- When I asked
what problem

you all came in

I thought
I was just adorable.

- Yes thank you
for saving us over there.

That was fun.

In fact, you might ...

can you drive us
to the nearest bus station?

- Ah, we're already running
a bit late

to our mate's thing
on the fair grounds.

I mean, the nearest stop
is probably Amarillo.

- Matthews not
live in Amarillo?

- That's true.
Jump in.

We take you with us
to the fairgrounds,

and maybe you can light a ride

from our friend
once you get there.

- Um, I don't know
when we have time for it.

- Anyway,
we have about two minutes

'before the police stop, so ...

[Maren Morris'
"All my favorite people"]

♪ ♪

- ♪ Not from everyone
I will find clarity ♪

♪ Sittin 'in a back porch
type of therapy ♪

♪ With a little wine,
John Prine and Camel Blues ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Not everyone
leave well enough alone ♪

♪ Remains bankrupt
that's not their own ♪

♪ But all
my favorite people ♪

♪ ♪

- ♪ I don't know about it,
but I know about us ♪

♪ It is what it is
and we love who we love ♪

♪ Not everyone gets
what we are going through ♪

♪ But all
my favorite people ♪

♪ Yes,
all my favorite people ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Well,
I don't know about it ♪

♪ But I know about us ♪

♪ It is what it is
and we love who we love ♪

♪ Not everyone gets
what we are going through ♪

- Let's do this!

Okay, come on, let's go!

- ♪ All my favorites
people do ♪

♪ ♪

[cheers and applause]

- Ooh, here we go!

96 try to double that lead
with number 12 second.

- Whoo!
Oh my God!

[laughs]

Looks like 23
lose control!

Oh why?

In the wall.
23 is out for the count.

- Let's go, Matthews!

There you go there.

Cerveza?

- I do not drink.

- Ah, you know, I thought
you could say that.

- Thank you.

- What a race!

- Let's go, Matthews!

Hey, don't die, dude!
You still owe me $ 20.

- This is it!
The final round!

- This is so tight!
- It's pretty cool.

- Let's go!

- In the lead
after dominating all night,

but wait, no, 96--

here it comes
around the outside!

Oh yeah!
96 takes it!

[Greta Van Fleet's
"Lover, Leaver"]

♪ ♪

- ♪ Underground Thunder ♪
- Watch him go!

- ♪ Watch the castle fall ♪

- Let's go, Matthews!

- ♪ Sound of wind
it takes the air ♪

♪ And winter costs us all ♪

♪ Mountain high
against the sky ♪

- I can not believe it
you know this man.

Matthews?

♪ ♪

- 'How are you, dude?
- The star!

- Whoo!

- You, that was crazy.

- Wow, hey, wow.

- Oh, this is Bailey, Veronica.

They are two criminals
we picked up

at the restaurant after the car they
stable was disapproved by the police.

- Hey, I'm Kira.
Is that real?

- Yeah, sort of.
- No not at all.

We are not criminals
in the slightest.

It was real
a misunderstanding,

and we actually really do
have to get back on the road.

- Where are you going?
- Albuquerque.

- So you all walk
to New Mexico or ...

- [chuckles]
What?

No, I can't walk to New Mexico.
What?

- Um, yeah, we're trying to get it
to the bus station in Amarillo,

and they said
that you might go there.

- I generally don't try
to deal with fugitives,

but sure.
Well damn?

- Oh, thank you, wow.

- Okay, I have to go
drive a monster truck

above a pile of flaming Priuses.
Meet me at the Funhouse in 45?

- That will be fun.

You know, funhouse.

- J, will you help me accelerate?
- Sure.

- Thanks goodbye.
- Bye.

- Good...

It was nice meeting you.

I'm sure I'll see you two
on "America's Most Wanted."

- Unless we see you first
on "American Idol."

Because singing.

Bye.

[plays country music]

Hey?

♪ ♪

Oh.

- ♪ Just a tough taker ♪

♪ Faith breaker ♪

♪ I have it in the palm of my hand
from her hand ♪

♪ She's a real faker ♪

♪ World hater, better run
as soon as you can ♪

♪ She is shameless ♪

- May I ask you something?

- Mmm, this Twinkie
is so great.

[both speak Klingon]

- Hold on, hold on.

We are not ready
our discussion.

Okay, you really didn't make it
an appointment for tomorrow?

Oh my God Veronica
This is insane.

You have this whole journey
planned

to an inch of his life,
no appointment yet.

- What are you doing?

What?
No no no no no.

- Stop Stop.
- Bailey, please don't.

Bailey, Bailey--
- Hello hi.

Yes, this is Veronica Clarke,

and I need ...

I need it
of an abortion tomorrow, please.

Yes, I have taken
a pregnancy test,

and it is positive.

About seven or eight weeks.
I'm not sure.

It's pretty early.

- What?
What do they say?

What do they say?
Oh.

- What do they say?

- Oh, I qualify
for a pill instead of surgical.

Oh, I should come back
for a sequel?

Dang, no, I can't fix it
two separate appointments,

so I think it's surgical.

Yes, I have someone
go with me

to my appointment actually.

She is amazing,
and actually super smart

but don't brag about it.

Like,
this majestic man ...

yes, ma'am, sorry, sorry.

Okay, what's the earliest
I can get?

08:00.?

- Eh ...

Yes Yes,
That is perfect.

- Okay, I'll take it.
Okay thanks.

Is everything alright?
- Jaaa Jaaa.

Today was crazy, and I kinda ...
I do not know.

The phone call alone made it real.
My heart is pounding.

Yes, my heart is pounding too

but i think of it
the fried Twinkie.

It is not surprising.

Like one in four women
grab them.

- Yes, no, I know.

It's just surgery
in a clinic with doctors.

It's a big deal.

Anyway ...

is there anything else
you might want to talk about--

that whole Kira thing?

- Oh, look, take a ride.
Let's do it, come on.

Wait, Bailey.

It seems you might like ...

the Slinger, but you are
just nervous about it?

- I'm not nervous
about the Slinger.

I just don't
do you want to talk about it.

- But you like the Slinger?

- Oh my God, Veronica,
yeah i like girls okay?

Is that a problem?

- No not at all.
That's ... it's great.

I just didn't know.

- There are many things
you do not know.

- I mean, I'm honored
to be the first person

that you, like,
came out.

- [chuckles]
Bitch, what?

I went to my mother
for years.

Like, five of my cousins,
my entire "X-Files" fan forum,

Doug from the bank.
- Okay, okay, I get it.

- [laughs]

- Does your father know?

- Oh, we don't
been real

keeping in touch a lot lately.

It's not really his fault.

He's just really busy
with his plant shop stuff.

♪ ♪

- How long have you known?

- Since Tammy Clannahan
and her shiny hair

in fifth grade, I think.

- Tammy clammy hands?

Why wouldn't you do that?
told me that?

- Want everyone in town
know that you are pregnant?

- No, but I think ...
- No, same.

Church, gossip,
it's a hell of a show

and I don't really
wants to be part of it.

[laughs]
- oh!

- [screams]
- Oh my God!

- I like girls!
- Yes, you know that!

- Yes, I like girls!
- Whoo, man!

Oh!

- The first time I masturbated

was for Emma Watson
in "Deathly Hallows"!

- Part one or part two?
- Part one, of course!

[screams]
- Oh my God!

- [screams]
Oh my God!

- oh!
- [laughs]

Oh man, oh!

- I am pregnant!
- Hell yes!

- Yes, I am pregnant,
and I get an abortion!

- [laughs]
Yes!

We are gay and pregnant!

- We are gay,
and we are pregnant!

- We are gay and pregnant!

♪ ♪

- ♪ Coming and you drive me ♪

♪ Yes, you drive me on ♪

♪ ♪

- Okay, there's a bus
who leaves in an hour,

who will get us
to Albuquerque at 9:00 am.

How are we going to get there?
at 8:00 am?

- Hi there.

Sorry to interrupt, but we
couldn't help but eavesdrop.

Are you all looking for a lift?
to New Mexico?

- We're going to Albuquerque.

- Eh ...

Yes, yes, actually we are.

Hello, I am Veronica.
This is Bailey.

Our car just broke down

and we have
really scramble

to get our butts there.

Wait, guys
Heading to Albuquerque?

- Yes, let's go
to see my mother ...

- That's right.

- But when we saw it
this carnival,

we just had to stop.

- I mean we wouldn't wanna be
like, a burden for you

or something.
We don't have real money.

- Oh, no, no, no,
quiet, please--

as one of our daughters
was stranded,

we hope someone
would do the same.

- Yes.

- I just hope you are doing well
singing with this one

Peter, Paul and Mary
the whole trip.

- Wow, you guys are a godsend.

Oh.
- Hey guys.

The truck is behind.

- Uh, hey, we really won't be
who need more ride.

- Yes, people found
to take us all the way there.

Oh.

- So we'll bring the car
around the front

and meet you in 15?
- Great, thank you guys.

You are great.
Thank you.

- Thanks.
- Bye.

- I'm going to pee.

You know, long drive
and everything.

- You want to check out
the fun house

before you have to go?

- Oh, yes, I will, yes.
It was nice meeting you.

- I meant by me, you fool.

["Alaska" by Maggie Rogers]

♪ ♪

- ♪ I was out for a walk
through icy streams ♪

♪ That was breathtaking ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Move slowly
through westward water ♪

♪ About glacial surfaces ♪

♪ And I walked away from you ♪

♪ ♪

♪ And I walked away
an old me ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Oh me, oh my ♪

♪ I thought it was a dream ♪

♪ So it seemed ♪

♪ ♪

♪ And now, take a deep breath,
I breathe in ♪

[laughter]

- Oh my God,
I'm stuck.

[laughs]

Oh oh.

Eh ...

- Would it be good
if I kissed you

- Well I ...
- I apologize.

No, it's ... we don't have to.
- No no no no no.

I'm just warning you
that I could be

a little bad at it.

I never really
have done it before.

- Which is good.

- ♪ Now take a deep breath
I breathe in ♪

♪ ♪

♪ You and I,
there is air in between ♪

♪ Leave me alone
I exhale ♪

♪ ♪

♪ You and I,
there is air in between ♪

♪ ♪

- Thanks again guys
so much for the ride.

- Oh, of course, honey.
We are so happy to help.

So what do you two have?
on your way to Albuquerque anyway?

- Eh--
- My father lives there.

- Oh, you must be excited
to see him.

- [whispers]
Wait, really?

We don't take
the I-40 all the way there?

According to the maps,
it says--

shoot, my phone dies.

- The 40's going crazy
toward Amarillo,

so just take a shortcut.

- Here I can recharge
your phone here.

- Okay thanks.

- Veronica, Veronica,
Veronica, wake up.

- Where are we?

- Dude, I have to pee so bad,
I can almost taste it.

Where the hell are we?

[soft dramatic music]

Maybe we just got out
from Albuquerque,

and this is their stop?

- Are you going in there?
- Yes.

I mean, they are nice people
and we have to go back

on the way, so ...

- Okay, well,
resembles the house

from the Conjure verse,
anyway.

♪ ♪

Hey?

Hey?

- Beauties, aren't they?

- oh!
- Oh, shit!

Oh oh.
- Hi.

- Paul, Joseph, Sarah, Rebecca,
Mark Junior and Mary.

- Don't let him fool you, girls.

When they were younger,
he needed a cheat sheet

to keep them all straight.

- Of course, the doctor told us
Joseph would be our last,

but then, just when we got it
the last to leave the house,

he delivered our latest miracle.

- Yes, show it
what the doctors know.

- That's right.

I'm sorry, but where are we?

- This is our house.

Oh, we tried to tell you
but you were fast asleep.

I hope you do not mind.

It was on the way
so we thought we would stop

and have breakfast.

- That's very sweet
of you.

Thanks, but we really
don't have much time, so ...

- I hope you like pancakes.

- Let's join forces.

Lord, thank you
for this lavish meal

we are about to receive,
And thanks

to our new, special friends.

We appreciate your guidance
And thanks

to entrust us
to spread your word.

Amen.
- Amen.

- Amen.
- Oh man.

- So girls--

- Actually - I'm sorry--
I have to go to the toilet.

- Oh, at the top of the stairs,
first door on the left.

- Thanks.
- Sure.

Mother, you exceeded it
yourself with these flapjacks.

Oh.

Can you believe it?
I forgot the coffee.

Mark, you can be a sweetheart
and put the kettle on?

Orange juice, Veronica?

- Um, no thanks.

- Very nice of you
to accompany your friend

all the way to New Mexico.

It's a great hike from Missouri.

- Yes, I know, but she
would do the same for me.

Oh.

- Sorry, I don't remember
tell you

we were from Missouri.

Oh.

[tense music]

♪ ♪

I should be honest.

I have a little
of making a confession.

You see, at the carnival,
Mark and I

we couldn't help it
but eavesdropping on your friend

make that appointment for you.

Now there is no cause for alarm.

We were just so over the moon
when we heard that God

you had given
this miracle of life.

♪ ♪

- You know, I think
it's kind of that time

where to go
back on the road,

so you would like to give me
my phone back, please?

♪ ♪

- What are you hoping for?

Boy or girl?
- Neither.

- Okay, but if you have to choose.

- I do not know--
girl i guess

but thanks for charging--
- Oh, a little girl.

Oh, I just think so
that you and Kevin--

that you would be
such wonderful parents.

- Did you just say "Kevin"?

- Your loving boyfriend.

He called
while you were sleeping.

♪ ♪

Hello, Bailey.
- [screams]

- No--
Mark!

- We have to get out of here!
- I'm aware!

- Wait.

- [screams]
- Wait!

[both speak Klingon]

- They already are
speaking in tongues?

- [screams]

[exciting music]

Oh my God.
- Oh, catch.

- Understood.

♪ ♪

- Don't start that vehicle!

- Eat me straight guy!

♪ ♪

[blaring horn]

What the hell is that?

♪ ♪

- To drive!

♪ ♪

Oh, my God, oh.

♪ ♪

- Girls,
why don't we stop

and we'll talk about it

in the crisis
pregnancy center.

We just love to help women

make smart,
informed decisions.

- This is why you
always choose the ride

from the hot lesbian!

♪ ♪

- Oh man.

♪ ♪

Oh!
- [screams]

Sorry.

♪ ♪

- Oh, my god, a fence!
There is a fence!

♪ ♪

- We just wanted to give it to you
some medical advice.

Did you know
that having an abortion

could result in you

not have the opportunity
get pregnant in the future?

- That is not true!
I Googled it!

And that's fair
a very problematic lie

to spread!

♪ ♪

- Dead cows?

Gross.
- I do not like it.

I do not like it.
- Gross.

♪ ♪

- Oh my God!

- Here we go!

[both screaming]

♪ ♪

- No.
- [screams]

♪ ♪

[both panting]

- Huh.
- Are you OK?

- Yes.
- I think we lost him.

That was unbelievable!

- I'm just like Vin Diesel
behind the wheel.

- That's from Kevin
favorite actor.

[both screaming]

♪ ♪

Oh God.
Oh what should we do?

♪ ♪

Eh ...

♪ ♪

We have to do something.

- Let's continue.
- What?

- Just kidding!

I'm doing a "Thelma
and Louise "thing.

We are not driving off a cliff.

But maybe - maybe not
should know that.

Oh.

♪ ♪

[both screaming]

- Oh - oh, come here!

- Oh, okay, okay, okay.

- What are we doing?
- Wait.

- Oh, damn.

Damn, damn, damn!

Sweetheart,
There has been an accident.

Not me ... uh, girls?

Is it going well?

I do not know.
I have to check.

I'll call you.

- Okay, let's go.

- Guys, I think this was
a misunderstanding, you know?

♪ ♪

Look, we both
said a few things, okay?

♪ ♪

[bird creaks]

- We're going to die.
I need food.

I need water.

- I didn't post
in ten hours.

- That is what
are you worried about?

We are going to starve
here, Veronica.

I'd have one of those pancakes

from Karen and Mike Pence
on this point.

- She hasn't even charged
my crazy phone.

- I still have some juice.

No reception.

Could really use one
currently printed maps.

If I'm wrong, I'm wrong.

[train whistle sounds]

- Wait, we can ...
- Whoa, whoa, that's it!

We just jump on the train
like old-fashioned bums!

- Yeah, okay, let's go.
- Yes!

- Can you say hobo?

- It felt weird
when I said it!

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Okay, here's the plan!

Jump, grab, hold on tight!
- Understood!

♪ ♪

- We jump to three!
- Okay.

- Okay okay.

[together]
A...

Two...

Three!

- Trains go fast.

- This is a joke.

[laughs]
This is a joke.

[sigh]
I shouldn't be here.

I shouldn't be here!

I should be able to
to just walk down the street

and open a door
and just waltz in it

and say "Hello,
my name is Veronica.

"My friend is an asshole.
Here's my $ 500.

"Oh, oh, yeah,
I'd like a cup of water.

"Thank you so much.

That's so sweet of you."
But no.

No!

Instead, I literally

had to drive 996 miles,

and now I'm stranded
in this freaking field

in the middle of nothing,
and the train--

the stupid train
won't slow down!

Why the hell

do you need
to obtain parental consent

to have an abortion, but not
actually give birth to a human child?

Ugh!

Fuck you,
Missouri State Legislature!

- Veronica.
- What?

- There is a bus stop
that city with our name on it.

Oh.

[sign crack]

- [exhales]

Well we're 3 1/2 hours away

and your appointment
in 30 minutes.

And my phone died.

Not good.

[soft dramatic music]

♪ ♪

[phone rings]

- Hey.

Hey?

♪ ♪

- Bailey, come here!

Hey?

Mitch, we need a limo!
- Dude, it's closed.

Come on.
- There's someone in there.

Mitch!

Oh.

- Who sent you?

- Um, sorry to bother you,

but we really need
to get to Albuquerque.

- Okay, come in.

Come on.
Come on.

- Eh ...

- What's in Albuquerque?

- Actually it is a bit
something personal.

- Tell me why you came here.
- She needs an abortion.

- Where did you say?
you come from

- Missouri.

The law there
don't let me get one

without my parents knowing
so we had to go

all the way to New Mexico.

- Ha!

Great government
think they can tell people

what they can and cannot do
with their bodies.

It makes me sick.

They want us to suckle
on their teat,

drink their fluoride water,

and brush our teeth every day
like small gears

in their machine.

- Don't brush -

[pound table]

- How much money do you have?

- Uh, we can pay you ...

$ 600.

- I'm pulling a limo around.

- Ah, yes, thank you, Mitch.

Mitch is a distraction.
The name is Bob.

Oh.

[rock and roll music]

♪ ♪

- Oh my God.

Is that the first limo
ever made?

- Wow.

- ♪ Get the bag ♪

♪ Take it home ♪

♪ In the morning
'before the sun comes up ♪

♪ We're going to drive ♪

- You know, some people
take a limo to the prom.

We're taking it to an abortion.

- Well, I have
a limo to prom too.

♪ ♪

Okay, so if I do
called the clinic,

they only had
two agreements about ...

a 10:00 a.m. and a 1:00 p.m.

Of course we have
every 10:00 am

or we won't
be home on time,

and my parents will find out,
what would suck.

- Well, you called
all alone?

My little V is growing up.

[Kelly Clarkson's
"Since you've been gone"]

- Stop!

♪ Here's the thing ♪

[together]
♪ We started with friends ♪

♪ It was cool,
but it was all like ♪

♪ Yes, yes,
since you left ♪

♪ ♪

- ♪ Committed to you ♪

♪ You took your time ♪

♪ Did not last ♪

[together]
♪ Until I called you mine ♪

♪ Yes, yes ♪

- ♪ Since you left ♪

♪ ♪

♪ And everything you would ever do
hear me say ♪

♪ Is how I introduced myself
with you ♪

♪ That's it
would you ever hear me say ♪

♪ But since you left ♪

♪ I can breathe
for the first time ♪

[together]
♪ I'll go on like this ♪

♪ Yes, yes ♪

♪ Thanks to you,
now i get ♪

- ♪ I get what I want ♪

- Whoo!
- Whoo!

- ♪ Since you left ♪

- You know what?

- Yes!

- Wait!
Wait, stop!

Wait.

♪ ♪

[together]
♪ Over and over ♪

♪ And again and again ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Since you left ♪

♪ I can breathe
for the first time ♪

♪ I'll go on like this,
yes, yes ♪

- ♪ Thanks to you ♪

♪ Now I get ♪

♪ I get what I want ♪

♪ ♪

♪ I can breathe
for the first time ♪

- New Mexico!

♪ ♪

[together]
Whoo, whoo!

- ♪ Thanks to you ♪

♪ Now I get ♪

♪ You should know ♪

♪ I get that ♪

♪ I get what I want ♪

[both speak Klingon]

- ♪ Since you left ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Since you left ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Since you left ♪

[ringtone]

[phone rings]

- Hi.
- Hi.

- Hey guys.

- Stop studying and come by.

- Yes, come by.

Kaylee finally
solved the mystery.

- What?

- Okay, listen to me.

It's Bailey Butler.
- Isn't that crazy?

- You know, it must be.

Everyone denied it

and someone saw her
at the waste container.

Moreover, they are always the loners
that are in secret

with tons of freaky sex
with other weirdos.

- What do you think, Ronnie?

You know her best
from someone.

- I don't know her that well.

I do not know why
you keep saying that.

- Everything OK?
You sound strange.

- Do you think it was her?

- What do you think, Ronnie?
- Come on, is it her?

- Jaaa Jaaa,
probably you are right.

I mean, she seems lonely
so maybe she is

hook up with random people.
Who knows.

- Oh, my God, that's so sad.

- Yes, I actually--
I have to go,

but i will talk
to you guys soon, okay?

- Okay bye.
- Bye.

- Bye.

- Wow.

I am so stupid.

- Bailey.

[sigh]
I ... you know

I had to say something.
- Bob, stop!

- What should I say?

Bailey - Bailey, come on.

Come on,
we are in the middle of nowhere.

Could you please talk to me for a second?

It just was
a stupid phone call.

- That was clear
me nonsense

all this time!

- No, I was mating.

If something,
I was kidding them.

- Oh well if that's true
that's even worse.

You like me,
and you're still selling me out?

You don't even defend me?

You would literally do anything

to simply maintain
this fake, perfect image

of yourself you made.
- That is--

You used me for a ride

and then you talk
garbage about me.

You're lying
to your own best friends

about your abortion?
- It's complicated.

- Why can't you just tell them,

hey, if you
are such besties?

- See, that's not me
such as the type of person

that's just assumed
to have an abortion.

- [laughs]

Veronica, you are
just the kind of person

who gets an abortion
and then don't tell anyone.

The same kind of person

who would just fall
their best friend for a dime.

- Do you know why?

Have you ever thought about why?

- Yeah, you know, I had
lots of time to think about it

when I sat
in the lunchroom

every day alone.

- You know, you made it
so hard to be your friend.

You just wanted
Getting in trouble,

and then you would have fun
mine because I didn't

and you made me feel
like a loser for care

about school, and it was like
you were ... you were mad at me

for doing well and being happy.
I do not know.

It was ... God, and then,
remember when I invited you

until my 14th birthday, and you
snuck into a bottle of amaretto

and vomited everywhere
my birthday cake?

- Nobody likes carrot cake.
- I do.

You have changed, Bailey.

- Yes, because my parents
got divorced.

I'm so sorry it couldn't be me

happy and perfect
for you all the time.

- I never needed you
To be perfect.

Just normal.

- Veronica, you know what?
Go back to your car.

Go to your appointment.
Stick to your beloved plan.

- Please don't do this.

Bailey ...

You know I need someone
over there at my clinic.

- Someone?
- Okay--

- Are you serious now?
- That is not what I meant.

- That's exactly
what do you mean.

- No, that's not it.

- I'm alone here
because you need "someone".

Well Bob - Bob is someone
Turn right?

So why don't you do it?
just go with him?

You know what, Veronica?
You have a great abortion.

Take a picture for the gram.
- Screw you!

Okay, Bob,
let's go.

- You don't have to worry about anything.

- How long is this gonna take?
- Two clicks after 0800 hours.

20, 30 minutes.

- Ugh!

[soft dramatic music]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

Bob, we can just fix it
a quick stop?

- Hi how are you
with that drink?

- Oh, yeah, I know it's weird

but surprisingly
it's really good.

- No I know.

Another girl entered
and she let me try hers.

- She has
this exact same drink?

- Yeah, exactly the same.

- The semi-blue raspberry,
half cherry

with a splash of coke?
- And a splash of Coke.

Yes, yes, how are you?

a meme or a challenge
or something?

- Um, uh ...

- ♪ I can breathe
for the first time ♪

♪ I'm moving--

- Bob, Bob, she's come!

She came.
She's here.

She's here somewhere.

Wait, but when she came for me

why wouldn't she
did you call me?

- Why else would she be here?

- We have to go, Bob.

[soft dramatic music]

Oh, I found it.

Okay, in 2.3 miles,
you turn left.

- Yes, but when we go, you are
are you going to miss ten hundred.

I mean your
10.00 am appointment.

♪ ♪

- It's alright.

- Look, she appears
like a tough boy.

I'm sure what it is
she'll be fine.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- That's a beautiful plant.

Are you going to help your mother?
plans it?

Yes?
Thank you very much.

Good day.

♪ ♪

- Welcome to Butler's.
May I help you?

Bailey.

- Hey, Dad.

- What are you doing here?

- I do not know.
Just in transit.

I thought I'd come and say hello.

I've thought since I've been here
we could, like,

go eat or something.

- I wish you had called ahead.
I'm a little busy now.

- Yes, no, you are right.
I should have called.

I do not know.
I just thought ...

- Was always too impulsive.

- Yes correct,
like, crazy Bailey?

What will she do?
next, you know?

Oh, a rock, ooh, ha, ha.

Ah, ho.

- Do you need money?
Is that why you are here?

I sent your mother
check when I can,

but it is a slow time of the year

and I just try
get by as it is.

- No, no, Dad, that ...

Look, I'm sorry.
I should have called.

You're right, and I'm ...

- Give your father a call
next time, will you?

- Right, yes.

Goodbye, I guess.

- Are you kidding me?

- Well damn
are you doing here?

- Veronica Clarke?

- I'm sorry, I ...

she drove hundreds
miles to see you

and you don't even go
with her food?

- Please don't do this.

- You think so as a father
is just sending

a few checks a year,
and that's that?

- I do not need
to explain myself.

I never expected
every father of the year awards.

Your mother wanted children

and I wanted
to be with your mother.

It seemed like a nice trade-off
when the relationship

went well,
but when that faded,

what was i about?

- What were you left with?

You know ... you know something
about this person here?

Do you know she speaks?
three different languages

and somehow knows the lyrics
for every song ever made?

And she is undaunted.

You are fearless - above all
behind the wheel

of a GMC Yukon.

You don't just miss out on anything
about knowing your daughter.

You miss knowing
one of the most unique,

passionate, incredible
people

on the surface of the planet--
Okay, that's enough.

You are both young.

When you get a little older
you realize

which you don't always get
what you want in life.

I think you should go.

- What are you doing?
Oh--

[Taser crackles]

- oh!
- oh!

- Okay, we have to go!
We have to go!

We have to go now!
- I didn't kill him!

I didn't kill him - right?
Have I?

You're a creep.
Who does that?

What what what?
- Wait.

I apologize.
I apologize.

Not just for the fight today
but for the last four years.

I've never thought about it
from your perspective,

and I don't know what I am
I'll make it up to you.

- Well, give my dad a bag
was a good start.

Whoa, what about
your appointment?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, no!

- I had to come and look for you,
so I'll take the last one.

- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait wait wait.

You chose me over the risk
will your parents find out?

You damn fool
that is so nice!

Okay let's go!
Let's go!

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- She's not feeling, okay?

I know that is
your instincts now

but it's just not a great idea.

♪ ♪

- Girls ...

Like friendship
were not a construct

designed to tie one up,
well, I would say

you two would make
terribly fine friends.

Thanks for everything, Bob.

- No, thank you, Victoria.

- Oh, Veronica.
- [screams]

Are you serious?

- Okay, I thought
it was too late.

I really need to talk to you.
- No, mm-mm.

- I have this.

- Okay, I'm going
are you going to sign up.

- How - how did you actually know
that I was here

- That Kate lady you are
stayed in Texas,

she told me--

seems super dope,
a bit intense.

I thought you two would
here are, like, hours ago.

- Yes, well,
it has been a long journey.

You know you can't
stop me from doing this.

- No listen I know
and you are right.

Okay, this isn't about me
want a baby.

I want you, okay?

I still want to be with you
even though you do this.

- I appreciate that.
I do.

But now I would just do it
prefer it when you weren't there.

- Are you joking?

[stammers]

I was just so nice.
- Excuse me?

- What are you doing then?
want from me?

You know, I said I'm sorry
five times already

about the condom thing
or whatever, okay?

I am here to comfort you
in your time of need,

and it is like
you don't even realize it

I had three other things
going on this weekend.

It's like you don't even do it
wants to be with me completely.

- You are absolutely right.

- What?

- I was not sure
for a long time,

and that's unfair to you
and I'm sorry

because you've been
a very nice boyfriend,

but you are not the person

where I want to be
for the rest of my life.

- I don't think you can
hear yourself now,

but you sound crazy, okay?

Maybe, like, the baby fluids
work their way up

to your brain
or something?

Like, I don't know.
I am not a doctor.

But what I do know is this
is not really what you want to do.

- No it is.
Absolutely.

Come on - am I.
really the person ...

- You know what?

Either we stay together
or I'll tell everyone at school

about your top secret abortion.

- You know, go for it.

I do not care.

- [spot]

Well, I will.

You know what?

It would be a surprise
but my dad bought me a jet ski

for graduation, and now you are
will never set foot on it.

- Wow.

- Veronica Clarke?

We actually can't have
your friend back there.

I am so sorry.

- Oh, is ... is that okay?

- Yes, it is fine.

Please.

What happens now?

- You can relax.

We're just going to talk
for a few minutes.

- Okay.

- I have a few questions,
and then I'll walk with you

through the whole process.

No surprises.

First, is this your decision?

Are you forced
In each case?

- No.

I mean yeah yeah
this is my decision.

I want to do this.
- Okay good.

You have a choice
between local anesthesia

or sedation.

In short, during an operation
you can be numb or awake

or asleep.

- I can be asleep?

Then, yes, sure ...
certainly that option.

- Okay good.
Last question.

Do you have someone
to take you home?

- Yes my friend.

- Okay great,
you're doing great.

So here's the plan.

First you change
in your dress.

Warning - it's not cute.

[soft dramatic music]

Then you get
a vaginal ultrasound.

It is not fun,
but it doesn't hurt

and you don't have to look
on the monitor

if you don't want to.

♪ ♪

Next we will take some blood
and we'll hook you up

to an IV.

♪ ♪

Then you sit down
with other women

who are waiting for an operation.

♪ ♪

And then
to the operating room.

The anesthetist
will place a mask

on your face, and you will
sleep in seconds.

The doctor has a wand
that he will put in you

and remove the fetus.

You are in and out
in less than ten minutes.

♪ ♪

You wake up

in the recovery room
safe and sound.

♪ ♪

And that's it.

♪ ♪

- Can I tell you something?

To be honest, I am quite nervous.

- Which is good.
It is normal.

And I have a feeling
you're going to do fine.

♪ ♪

- You live!

Oh, they wouldn't
let me see you,

so I just assumed
you were dead.

- Aw.

No, I'm fine.
- How do you feel?

♪ ♪

- Relieved.

♪ ♪

And hungry.

- Food?
Okay.

- Mm-hmm, while I was gone
I had them put in an IUD

so...

- Oh, so our last
abortion road trip, huh?

- I know, too bad, right?

- [laughs]

So when are we going to talk?
about the fact

that we have about $ 20
and no way to go home?

- Yes I know.

I just have to make it
a quick phone call.

- Yes, probably
make your own.

♪ ♪

[together]
Mom?

Hi.

- I confiscated Fil's car.
- I need your help.

♪ ♪

Well, this is me.

- Yes, that's your house.

Good...

- Thank you for...

come and, you know,

do all those things.

We don't have to
say goodbye or something.

I mean, school is tomorrow.
I'll see you there, so ...

- Yes.
- Yes.

- Yes, no, I know.
You're right.

OK, I'll see you later.

- Bye.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- Hey.

Have a seat.

- I know you're angry.
Can I just say something?

I don't feel bad
about the abortion.

I feel like I have to
but not me.

I know I made
the right choice for me.

I just, I ...

I am very scared
that you're gonna hate me.

- I hate you?

Veronica...

how could you
even think that?

No I love you.

But I'm not going to lie to you.

The choice you made ...

that's not a thing
I can just ...

It is not the choice
I would have made

not the one who made your sister.

I'm not sure I'll do it
ever understood.

I apologize.

What I know is
I love you sweetheart.

I love you so much more
than all that, okay?

- Okay.

[tender music]

♪ ♪

[unclear chatter]

- Ronnie, oh, my God.
We've heard a lot.

- Oh, you must be devastated.

- Survive a breakup
is cruel,

but you bounce back.
- Yes.

- Oh, did you hear it?

Someone has been arrested
with a locker full of Adderall.

How aggressive is that?

And you know
I've already looked at it

and I think Connor
is at the top of my list

because of everything ...
- The pregnancy test was mine.

- Wait what?
- Oh my God.

- Yes.

- I can't believe it's you
only tackled this.

[From Linda Perry
"White Line Runaways"]

♪ ♪

- I do not have.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Behind headlamps ♪

♪ ♪

♪ They are behind ♪

- Hi.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Never look back ♪

♪ ♪

- [chuckles]

- ♪ White lines ♪

♪ Broken on the highway ♪

♪ You and I run
as two runaways ♪

♪ We have to keep going ♪

♪ Doesn't matter how far ♪

♪ How far ♪

♪ ♪

- Wait, where are we?

I thought we were supposed to
to go to Gas N 'Gulp.

- [laughs]
Oh, uh, yeah.

That's - that's not real
where we are going.

- Where are we going then?

- Well remember when you said
can we go to roswell?

- No.
- Mm-hmm.

- No no--
- Yes!

- ♪ Nothing to hide ♪

♪ ♪

♪ White lines
broken on the highway ♪

♪ You and me
run like two runaways ♪

♪ We have to keep going ♪

♪ Doesn't matter how far ♪

♪ How far ♪

♪ Here we go ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Here we go ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Here we go ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Here we go ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Ooh, let's go
to go outside

♪ ♪

♪ We're going to make it ♪

♪ We're going to kick
our way out ♪

♪ ♪

♪ White lines
broken on the highway ♪

♪ You and me
run like two runaways ♪

♪ We have to keep going ♪

♪ Doesn't matter how far ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Here we go ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Here we go ♪

♪ Here we go ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Here we go ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Here we go ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Here we go ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Oh, here we go ♪

♪ ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪