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♪ I was out on the West Coast
tryin' to make a buck ♪
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♪ And things didn't work
out I was down on my luck ♪
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♪ Got tired a-roamin'
and bummin' around ♪
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♪ So I started thumbin' back
east toward my hometown ♪
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♪ Made a lot of miles
the first two days ♪
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♪ And I figured I'd be home in
week if my luck held out this way ♪
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♪ But the third night I got
stranded way out of town ♪
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♪ At a cold lonely crossroads
rain was pourin' down ♪
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♪ I was hungry and freezin'
done caught a chill ♪
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♪ When the lights of a
big semi topped the hill ♪
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♪ Lord I sure was glad to
hear them air brakes come on ♪
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♪ And I climbed in that cab ♪
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♪ Where I knew it'd be warm ♪
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♪ At the wheel sit a big man
he weighed about two-ten ♪
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♪ He stuck out his hand
and said with a grin ♪
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♪ Big Joe's the name
I told him mine ♪
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♪ And he said the name of
my rig is Phantom 309 ♪
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You okay man?
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♪ I asked him why he
called his rig such a name ♪
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- Mr. Green!
- Hey, what's up? What's up?
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Good to see you, candy
man. What's up, Hydro?
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It's been a minute, dawg.
What's up with y'all?
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Sorry about the circumstances
and all that, right? Sayin'.
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Yo, what's up with T man?
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Man, T at a halfway house,
y'all. But he gonna be here.
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What the fuck are you doing here?
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- I invited myself.
- Yeah? Well, fucking get him out of here.
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You couldn't wear a fucking
shirt to a funeral, Randy?
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I got the keys. Just take it easy,
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- the transmission's slipping.
- Okay.
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I'll pick it up after work.
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- Do you mind putting some gas in it?
- Sure.
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How's the mall, George?
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- Good.
- I got some good dope for you,
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- I'll bring it by after work.
- Thanks, Ricky.
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Good to see you, Julian.
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We're not friends, we're business
partners. Don't forget it.
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Okay, tough guy.
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We've got the buyers in Montreal,
everything's set, bring all you can bring.
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Alright, cool.
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Did you hear that?
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The cops threw the old
man out of the dump,
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so he moved to the goddamn parking
lot of the old Zellers downtown.
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He was selling hotdogs and
drinking. He was there almost a year.
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He wouldn't listen to anybody.
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I fucking warned him
about the propane.
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Last Monday at 4 a.m., there
was a great big explosion.
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Some bums witnessed it,
said Ray was down there.
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Fucking drunk, smoking cigarettes.
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Trying to steal propane for his grill
and that was it, fucking ka-blamo.
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Motherfucker, he blew himself up.
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Sayin'?
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Sad like a motherfucker
too, ain't it?
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I was down with Ray, dawg.
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I loved that old white boy.
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Over this way, please. Everybody
gather around over here.
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Get the fuck out of the way.
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Thanks for coming today, everyone.
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We're gathered here
today at Ray's sanctuary.
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This is a place that most of us
would... rightly call the dump.
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But not Ray.
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For Ray, this was like
his personal paradise.
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He...
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Sorry.
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We're here today to remember Ray, and
all of the things that he taught us.
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To celebrate what a
wonderful man he was.
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He wasn't wonderful, he was shitty.
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Maybe the shittiest man
there ever was, ever will be.
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You better shut your
fucking mouth right now.
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Goddamn right, you
bald-headed, bespectacled bitch!
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It's a funeral, motherfucker!
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I'm gonna slap the white
boy out your mouths!
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You don't disrespect a motherfucker
like that at his own funeral!
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- Jamie...
- What the fuck's wrong with you, bitch?
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You too Randy, get the fuck back,
fucking Simon Cowell with titties!
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You're out of fucking
line right now.
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Sorry, Julian.
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My apologies, everyone.
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Continue.
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Can you please just fucking leave?
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- How could you say that?
- Randy, Ray isn't dead.
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Piss still flows in the jug, bud.
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Come on, Randy.
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- How could you say that?
- Rand...
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Instant karla, fucky!
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Fuck!
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- Jesus Christ, Ricky!
- Fucking asshole.
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Ricky get up. Ricky...
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Fucking drunk, Bubbs.
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My dad was the...
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It's okay, Ricky.
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Bubbs, can you fucking
read this for me?
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Yeah, Ricky. It's okay.
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Ricky's a little too upset.
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- Understandably, so...
- Tyrone!
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I'm going to read the
words that he prepared.
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My dad wasn't always right,
but he acted like he was.
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And that was the most
important thing to be thunk of.
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My dad was awesome.
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And if you don't like him...
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you can fuck off.
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That's it. Thank you.
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Here's to fucking Ray.
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Fucking way she goes.
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Fucking way she goes.
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Fucking way she goes.
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Present arms!
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Fuck...
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- Jesus Christ, Jacob.
- What the fuck was that?
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Weak!
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Sorry, Julian.
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- Oh my fuck, Tyrone!
- What is he doing?
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He's breaking the fuck north,
dawg. He hates that halfway house.
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He knows if he gets out of the
province they can't fuck with him.
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Oh man, that's a dumb move.
He's gonna end up back in jail.
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Like you know a lot
about staying out of jail.
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How's it going?
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Jesus Christ!
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Fucking flyers.
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My dad said the biggest mistakes of
my life was giving up on growing dope.
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Well that, and working for Julian.
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And for a while,
I did give up on dope.
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Everybody said I was done.
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Cops, judges, Lahey...
They all said, and I kofe,
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"I'd never, ever grow dope again."
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Does this look like I'd
never, ever grow dope again?
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Fuck those guys. Dope's a part
of me, and I can't change that.
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Dope's a part of everybody.
I don't know if you know this,
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but people have these naturally occurring
cannabinoid sectors in their brain.
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What the fuck do you think
we have those there for?
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It's for dope to get
us high, that's what.
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The biggest question I had to figure
out last time I went to jail was:
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how in the fuck can I keep
doing this and not get caught?
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But, I also had to figure out
where in the fuck to grow the dope.
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Should I grow it in the trailer park?
Lahey's gonna be fucking with me,
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I'll have cops all over my ass.
It just doesn't fucking work.
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Cops aren't going to fuck
with me in the sub-division.
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Lahey is definitely not going to
fuck with me in the sub-division.
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This is all mine now.
I have all of this,
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because my dad said, "Don't
fucking work with Julian."
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Thanks for the fucking advice,
Dad. Wish you were here, bud.
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Ricky did this. He
caused my stroke.
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Happened the day he got out of jail,
when he shit himself back into this park.
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Now I'm a prisoner, and he's free to
go wherever he wants, whenever he wants.
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Fortunately he's growing
his dope somewhere else.
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But when he shits, he
still shits in the park.
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It is dirty fucking tough.
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I mean, I can't get a real
job. Can't get any job.
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Employers see how many
times I've been to jail,
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and they think it's a mistake
on the goddamn paperwork.
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Then I have to say,
"No, no that's accurate,
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I've been in there
that many times."
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Here's your chicken and liquor.
It's $65, plus $10 for delivery.
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You know, so now I've
just been slinging
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chicken, and beer, and
cigarettes and liquor to people
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for a $10 fee just to get by.
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Oh Jesus, I almost
forgot your cigarettes.
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Corey Hart! Ha! Ha!
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It wasn't fucking easy.
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I got out of jail and I was just as
broke and fucked up as everyone else.
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So... I fell back on
bouncing at the Red Knight.
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This skinny little prick was fucking
around, got up on the bar, started dancing.
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He was wasted, I was wasted.
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I grabbed a hold of him, threw
him down, put him in a hold.
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And I don't know what happened,
the guy fucking sucker-punched me.
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Knocked me out in
front of everybody.
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I mean, even my doorman saw it.
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That forced me to step
back and say to myself,
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"Julian, are you a fucking
bouncer, or are you a businessman?"
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My business has been up and
running for two months now.
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- Private.
- Good evening, Sergeant.
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Go for it.
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Shhh.
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Come on, go, go, go.
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- Nice job, buddy.
- Thanks, Julian.
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Oh! Jesus Christ, Jacob!
Jacob, turn the piss off!
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- Fuck!
- I'm really sorry, Jules.
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Man, you're here almost every day,
someone's going to notice something.
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This stuff is liquid
fucking gold, okay?
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These guys in Montreal want
the whole fucking thing.
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It's going to make you
and I a lot of money.
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Julian's got the Lincoln!
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- Hey, man.
- Drink?
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Yeah, sure.
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I got a little present for
you too, man, from the harvest.
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- Here you go, bud.
- Right on. Thanks, buddy.
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Fucking best I've ever grown.
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- Looks good, man.
- Smooth as fuck.
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What the fuck's wrong with you?
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Oh, look at Mr. Fancy.
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In a move that has raised eyebrows
for some and hopes for others,
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Canada's Justice Minister today issued
an invitation to marijuana activists
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to speak at a hearing in Ottawa
on a conspicuous date, April 20.
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That puts the hearing on the same date
that thousands of pot activists will gather
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for their annual 4/20
smoke-in on Parliament Hill.
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People are lining up in Ottawa for
a chance to have their voices heard.
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Meanwhile, others are confidently predicting
full legalization within a matter of months,
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effectively creating
Canada's marijuana industry.
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What the fuck does that mean?
What the fuck are they saying?
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They want to legalize
it. It's going to happen.
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They can't legalize dope now. I mean,
look what I've got going on here.
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This took me everything
I had to get this going.
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I just can't fucking believe
this is happening right now.
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Listen, man, this
is what we gotta do.
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We've got to sell all
of our product right now
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and get the fuck out while we can.
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We gotta merge our
companies together.
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- What does that mean?
- We gotta be partners.
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I don't want to be rude here,
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but I have a serious fucking problem
with the product that you're selling.
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- Why?
- Because it's a fucking embarrassing.
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What if Lucy... Not to mention
Lucy, what if Trinity, my daughter,
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finds out I'm selling
piss with Julian?
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- They're not going to know.
- Do you know what they call Jacob?
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- What?
- Your piss chimp!
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I can't even believe
that you're doing that.
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You've really got me thinking
with this Ottawa shit right now.
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Fuck.
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I'm sure Bubbles is going to want to
fucking do it, he's broke right now.
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No, no, no, don't in-fucking-volve
Bubbles in this, man.
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I'm really fucking
worried about Bubbles.
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He's really, really the most
fucked I've ever seen him.
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He's drinking constantly,
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he's on his little chicken
bike driving around drunk.
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I don't think he's
making a lot of money.
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He just doesn't seem happy. He's
living under J-Rods fucking step.
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- Hey, man.
- Hey, Bubbles.
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Hey, B, the old man and the fat boy
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was here looking for you's
stayin', know what I'm saying?
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What? What did they want?
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I don't know what they want, they stank.
But I do know what me and Sarah want.
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Two years ago he got out the joint,
I was like, "Come crash with us."
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I got a spot under my stoop, you
can crash there as long as you want.
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00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:07,319
I didn't mean two years,
dawg. Two fucking years dog.
235
00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:09,039
Two years.
236
00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:12,959
Calgary rap battle championship ring.
237
00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:16,119
Hey, I got mad love for all my
past bitches, you know what I mean?
238
00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:19,519
But none of them bitches was able to
push up on me the way that Sarah...
239
00:14:19,520 --> 00:14:23,919
- She my main... she my... she my bitch.
- You better watch it.
240
00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:27,839
One thing I wish he would excel at a
little more is moving the fuck on, dawg.
241
00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:30,740
- What's going on, boys?
- The fuck outta here, man.
242
00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:33,759
What is this, some kind
of a fucking intervention?
243
00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:35,591
It's a friend-tervention, dawg.
244
00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:38,399
It's time to move, know what I'm saying?
You're my boy, but it's time to be a man.
245
00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:41,319
- Yeah, I do know what you mean.
- Well, that's a good start.
246
00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:44,319
Yeah, I'll get my stuff
packed up and be on my way.
247
00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:46,759
Movin' swish in your stomach
from here to somewhere else
248
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:48,386
don't count as moving.
249
00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:56,879
I don't want to sound
ungrateful, you know?
250
00:14:56,880 --> 00:15:00,039
I do appreciate everything
J-Roc and Sarah have done for me.
251
00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:02,439
Want some beans?
252
00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:04,039
You fucking love beans, yeah.
253
00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:06,702
They're a little bit hot,
I should have warned you.
254
00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:11,988
40 bucks a month has been the rent.
It's actually been quite nice, but...
255
00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:16,626
apparently now, the sentiment is
that maybe I've overstayed my welcome.
256
00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:19,270
What the fuck?
257
00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:20,941
Trin!
258
00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,919
Dad, I'm sorry, the
transmission is fucked.
259
00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:26,399
- It's stuck in reverse.
- Totally fucked, Ricky.
260
00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:29,559
Hey, I appreciate you not making that
kind of language in front of my daughter.
261
00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:32,799
I also appreciate you not
working on my fucking car.
262
00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:35,519
Just stick to mall security, okay?
Chasing kids around the food court.
263
00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:38,068
Chhh, copy? Chhh, Georgie?
264
00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:40,559
- You look good, Luce.
- You look good too, Rick.
265
00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:42,107
You look fucked.
266
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,740
Brought that for you.
267
00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:49,639
- So reverse still works?
- Yeah, yeah it's fine.
268
00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:17,119
Hi, Bubbles.
269
00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:20,119
This letter was sent to
the old Sunnyvale PO box.
270
00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:22,959
Address was hard to
read, so we opened it.
271
00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:26,589
- You read my mail, Randy?
- Sorry, Bubbles.
272
00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:52,221
Three black!
273
00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:09,868
Mr. Lahey, check this out.
274
00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:14,199
I found this suit thing and
respirator thing in Julian's bag.
275
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:17,239
Tag it and bag it, Randy. Put
it with the rest of the evidence.
276
00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:20,919
Something happened to Julian.
I don't know what it was.
277
00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:23,399
But do you remember all those
girlfriends he used to have?
278
00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:26,599
Beautiful women, day and night,
back and forth to his trailer.
279
00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:30,039
All of a sudden,
just up and stopped.
280
00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:32,269
What the hell have we got here?
281
00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:37,187
- Look at that, Randy.
- Meth cocks?
282
00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:40,388
Fuck, it's Ricky.
283
00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:43,839
- Is he coming here?
- Looks like it.
284
00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:48,061
Oh, shit! Go see what he wants.
285
00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:52,228
See what he wants, Randy.
286
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:55,959
Guys, I just want to fucking come
in, have a nice peaceful talk.
287
00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:57,599
- Ricky...
- Frig Off, Ricky.
288
00:17:57,600 --> 00:18:01,582
- Ricky! This is trespassing, Ricky!
- Ricky!
289
00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:04,906
Just calm down, guys.
290
00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:07,799
I hear you fucky-donkies
are snooping around.
291
00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:10,679
- What the hell do you want, Ricky?
- If you guys want my garbage,
292
00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:13,660
I'll just bring it to you every
day. Is that what you want?
293
00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:18,421
Ricky! For fuck's sakes!
294
00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:22,319
Why don't you go outside and
play some fucking dandelions
295
00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:26,427
or some sprinklers there,
Randall? Just shutty that fucky!
296
00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:28,461
What's with your hair, man?
297
00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:31,820
You think you're a fucking Beavil
or something? You look fucked.
298
00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:34,039
Oh, thanks, guys.
299
00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:38,279
So Jim, why don't you tell me,
what the fuck are you looking for?
300
00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:40,623
I'll tell you what
we're looking for, Ricky.
301
00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:45,781
We found these cocks
in Julian's garbage.
302
00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:49,119
So what if someone threw cocks
in the garbage? Who cares?
303
00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:52,439
If you guys haven't noticed, this
trailer park is going to shit again.
304
00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:55,359
So why don't you and Fuckgut Bobannaran,
or whatever the fuck you call him,
305
00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:57,359
go and do your little
trailer-park dummy-jobs
306
00:18:57,360 --> 00:18:59,879
instead of digging through peoples
garbage trying to find cocks.
307
00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:04,999
Ricky, Julian cannot have a goddamn
meth lab in this fucking park.
308
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,990
Meth?
309
00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:12,990
He's selling piss,
you fucking dumb-dumb.
310
00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:18,959
- Piss?
- Drug piss.
311
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:21,519
When people are on drugs and
get tested, they need clean piss.
312
00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:23,351
That's what he's selling.
313
00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:27,199
Ricky, I know this isn't the right time,
but could I get 10, 20 grams from you?
314
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:29,748
- Randy!
- What?
315
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,159
Yeah, I could probably
make that happen, Randy.
316
00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:34,559
Ricky, you been
watching the news lately?
317
00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:37,639
Hear what's going on in Ottawa?
They're going to make marijuana legal.
318
00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:40,719
Know what that means, Ricky?
Means you're out of business.
319
00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:43,399
Yeah, I seen the news, and guess what?
320
00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:46,079
I'm going to fucking Ottawa. And
they're not going to get it legal
321
00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:48,159
if I have anything to
do with it. Fuck that.
322
00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:51,199
Really? Yeah, you're gonna
go in that, are you, Ricky?
323
00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:53,479
Hey Rick, little bit of advice,
324
00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:56,239
don't count your chickens
before they shit, Rick.
325
00:19:56,240 --> 00:20:00,119
Oh yeah? Little piece of advice for
you. Why don't you accept the fact
326
00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:02,559
that I'm going to be fucking
growing dope in this park again?
327
00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:05,039
Just accept it, 'cause there's
nothing you can fucking do about it.
328
00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:08,942
Stay out of my shit,
boys, okay? Love you guys.
329
00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:11,584
Nice, Randy, nice.
330
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:13,999
The park's spring
cleanup is now on.
331
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:18,079
Please take all your garbage, or
any shit you want to throw away.
332
00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:20,919
Old washing machines,
whatever the fuck it is.
333
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:24,559
Take it all to the supervisors'
trailer and leave it on the front lawn.
334
00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:27,631
Thank you, park spring cleanup.
335
00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:31,879
What time is it, King Of The Dot? Time
for some suckas to get knocked out.
336
00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:39,221
You know what I'm saying?
Hang on, one second.
337
00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:43,429
There you go, white
boy. Go the fuck on.
338
00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:46,439
Some white boy from the park,
you know what I'm? Buying dope.
339
00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:50,119
Doin' a good business, dawg. Anyway,
them motherfuckers goin' to Montreal,
340
00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:52,599
so I don't know if they want you
to roll with 'em, know what I mean?
341
00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:55,119
But I'm gonna axe Julian
for you right quick.
342
00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:56,239
Hang on one second.
343
00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:57,946
5-0.
344
00:20:58,160 --> 00:21:00,799
I'm gonna tape it for World Star
Hip Hop, know what I'm saying?
345
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:04,119
Just in case some shit goes
down, dawg, I got this evidence.
346
00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:07,159
What's up, motherfucker?
I know what's goin' on,
347
00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:09,559
you think I know where
T is 'cause I'm white?
348
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:12,079
Just some white boy
in a cop car, dawg.
349
00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:15,709
Anyway, I'm gonna axe Jules, I'll
let you know what he says. Ah!
350
00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:24,108
Where the fuck did
the snow come from?
351
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,468
Freeze my unit off out here.
352
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:46,959
Hey, boys. How's she
goin'? Whoa, whoa, whoa.
353
00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:48,639
- Look at this.
- Ooh, what's this?
354
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:50,839
That's not your chicken.
355
00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:54,199
I don't want any fucking trouble here.
356
00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:02,227
Ah!!!
357
00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:06,559
Ah, fuck. Help me...
358
00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:11,039
There was four of them.
Cocksuckers chicken-jacked me.
359
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:16,559
Officer, could you grab that
letter on the ground for me, please?
360
00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:20,906
I think I'm going
into shock. Thank you.
361
00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:27,187
Cocksucker!
362
00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:39,079
It's only a matter of time till
the 5-0 smokes him out though, dawg.
363
00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:41,959
They always search my trailer, you
know what I'm saying? And he was like,
364
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:44,839
"Think Julian would be alright if I went
to Montreal with them motherfuckers?"
365
00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:46,679
And I was like, "I'm gonna axe."
366
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:48,705
What's poppin', tighty?
367
00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:56,999
Excuse me, I'm Dr. J-Roc,
you know what I'm saying?
368
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,184
I'm gonna prescribe
this for your mouths.
369
00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:01,119
- Sayin' you, boy.
- Thanks, J-Roc.
370
00:23:01,120 --> 00:23:03,279
You got the Rainmen
game on your EastLink.
371
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:07,307
- What happened to you?
- Oh, I got jumped by some shit rats.
372
00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:10,319
I think I got a broken rib.
373
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:12,719
Couple scrapes and cuts.
I'm alright, though.
374
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:15,399
You know, it's okay in here,
actually. The bed's quite comfy,
375
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:17,719
I got a nice TV
and the food's okay.
376
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:20,985
You got a broken rib while
you was delivering chicken?
377
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:23,679
- Chicken and ribs?
- Stop.
378
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:26,959
- Chicken and ribs.
- J-Roc, stop it. It hurts to laugh.
379
00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:29,879
Dawg, go to school, know
what I'm saying? Upgrade.
380
00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:32,639
Go to community college,
be a veterinary assistant.
381
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:36,701
Work at the convenience store, dawg, but
don't be slangin' chicken at your age.
382
00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:43,159
Man that houndstooth, sweat
pant, tearaway bitch...
383
00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:48,479
No man of his age should be wearing
that shit, trying to get by in life.
384
00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:50,159
Fuck, Bubbles! What
the hell happened, man?
385
00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:53,919
Oh, I got jumped delivering
chicken, fucking wasted.
386
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:56,919
Police report called it a drunken fight
over chicken, they're not pursuing it.
387
00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:58,679
I don't want to
talk about it, Ricky.
388
00:23:58,680 --> 00:24:00,439
We can't just let some fucking
ballsucks beat you up, man.
389
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:01,839
That's bullshit. We gotta go find
390
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:04,104
- these fucking guys right now.
- Shh!
391
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:08,220
Don't fucking shush me.
392
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:09,999
Here man, take this,
it'll fucking help you out.
393
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,239
Any more beers around, boys?
394
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:14,471
Excuse me, excuse me. Ah...
395
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:18,439
Look, your ribs are
bruised, but not broken.
396
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:22,626
Take these and rest
up. You can go home.
397
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:24,666
Actually, all of you.
398
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:27,279
- Right now, please.
- Gotta finish our drinks here, bud.
399
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:30,159
We're going right now, doctor.
Thank you for everything.
400
00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:32,359
- Right now.
- 'Cause we're not rich enough, like you?
401
00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:35,180
I bet I'll make more fucking
money than you will this year.
402
00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:36,999
Boys, can we just...
403
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,119
Let's all go to Julian's
house, like old times,
404
00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:41,599
and just chill out and have
some drinks. What do you say?
405
00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:43,221
I'm gonna bust to fuck home,
406
00:24:43,360 --> 00:24:45,439
you know what I'm saying?
But I'm glad you alright, man.
407
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:48,359
- Thanks J-Roc.
- What I'm gonna tell T, dawg?
408
00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:52,706
- Tell him I'll think about it.
- Think about it quick dawg, clock's tackin'.
409
00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:58,386
What'd Phil say?
410
00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:00,839
He said Julian rented the Dirty
Burger for a drive to Montreal.
411
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:03,820
He's also looking to
buy used deep-freezers.
412
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:07,719
Yeah, well I'm not
attracted to Julian anymore.
413
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:09,267
Huh?
414
00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:12,879
It's not Julian we want,
it's Ricky we want to track.
415
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:14,759
I've got an idea.
416
00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:17,639
How much money we got in
our vacation fund, bud?
417
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:18,959
Mr. Lahey, no.
418
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:22,782
Yeah, Randy, yeah.
419
00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:26,711
My God, look at all the piss.
420
00:25:28,120 --> 00:25:30,439
What's up with the big
box of birds, Julian?
421
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:32,479
There my supervised
test kits, Bubbs.
422
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:37,030
They're 80 bucks each, I get 60 bucks
in profit for these fuckin' things.
423
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:40,759
Listen, I need to talk to you guys
about something important, though.
424
00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:42,919
What's up, man?
425
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:46,742
Julian, can you stop handling
the wieners for one second?
426
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:49,070
- Want a toke?
- It's important.
427
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:56,582
Listen, Randy dropped
off this letter.
428
00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:59,106
It's from a lawyer.
429
00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:03,145
Apparently, my parents passed away.
430
00:26:06,360 --> 00:26:08,271
I'm sorry, man.
431
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:14,751
Easy.
432
00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:18,591
Ah... fuck, man. You okay?
433
00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:22,439
Yeah. I know what it feels like,
if you need someone to talk to.
434
00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:24,146
It fuckin' sucks.
435
00:26:24,360 --> 00:26:29,104
No, I'm okay. I mean, fuck,
I didn't even know them, you know?
436
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:33,110
It's sad and everything,
but I'll be alright.
437
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:38,943
- Boys, they left me a house.
- They left you a fucking house?
438
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:42,239
They left me a house and a
big piece of land in Kingston.
439
00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:45,879
- Nice!
- Look I got the deed right here.
440
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:48,462
Lawyers have been
trying to track me down.
441
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:50,999
Look at this, this
is the final notice.
442
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,639
It says if I don't claim it,
they're going to take the house,
443
00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:56,839
and the land, and all the
possessions and put it up for auction.
444
00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:58,879
Like, I need to deal
with this right away.
445
00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:01,919
Well, I can get you to fucking
Kingston. Just come with me to Ottawa.
446
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:04,999
We'll both get high as fuck, help me
tell those government dicks to fuck off,
447
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,759
and then we'll go to the house.
448
00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:09,519
Are you going to drive all
the way there in reverse, Rick?
449
00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:11,839
I can fix my fucking
transmission, Julian.
450
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:14,999
Just keep playing with your little
cocks, okay? Don't worry about me.
451
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,150
Yes, Francis and Dillon.
452
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:20,583
Yes, I'm their son, Bubbles.
453
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:26,279
No, I will be there, I'll bring all
my identification and everything.
454
00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:29,431
But I will be there as
soon as humanly possible.
455
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:31,984
Okay, thank you very much.
456
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:34,984
Bubbs, check that out.
457
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:40,279
Holy fuck! Decent!
458
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:43,439
It's a 1977 Volkswagen camper van.
459
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:44,919
Solid body, man.
460
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:47,439
New paint, no rust,
man, mint condition.
461
00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:48,839
Thanks a lot, man. Good work.
462
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:50,199
- You're dismissed.
- Yes, sir.
463
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:51,559
- Hop in, man, check it out.
- Wow!
464
00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:54,666
- Fuck, this is cool.
- Look at this thing.
465
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:59,190
All those appliances back
there, they work perfectly.
466
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:00,799
Man, this thing is loaded.
467
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:03,268
- Fuck.
- Wow.
468
00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:05,679
Does this fold out
into a fucking bed?
469
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:07,559
As soon as we're done
the job in Montreal,
470
00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:09,559
I'll take you to your
mom's place in Kingston.
471
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:12,999
How many people are going to pay
you $6,000 for two days' work,
472
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:16,629
and then give you a camper
van on top of it, huh?
473
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:19,548
I'm treating this like
a working vacation man.
474
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:27,462
Well, I guess the writing
of the wall says it all.
475
00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:30,707
I'm going to Ottawa, you
guys have a safe trip.
476
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:33,359
Ricky, I haven't decided I'm going.
477
00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:37,262
Well, I can pretty much tell
what you're gonna fuckin' decide.
478
00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:43,119
This thing is fucking amazing!
479
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:45,270
It's got its own fridge!
480
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:50,359
Julian! This is the piss wagon!
481
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:51,941
I have to go to Ottawa,
482
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:53,679
and I think the problem
is, Julian's jealous of me,
483
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:56,039
because, you know, I'm doing
really good with weed, and...
484
00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:59,599
I'm going on this quest. I'm kind
of clearing my head about my dad,
485
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:03,279
and I'm kind of doing it for my dad, and
I can't let them fucking legalize this.
486
00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:06,039
And I think Julian's jealous
that I'm doing so well.
487
00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:09,279
I've got these quests on the go that
he's trying to lure Bubbles away from me.
488
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:12,359
"Bubbles, you can't go to Ottawa with
Ricky, you can come with me to Montreal,
489
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:15,780
make all this money in piss, and I'll
give you a free fucking camper van!"
490
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:27,359
That's all my stuff out of there.
491
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:29,359
I shouldn't be gone more
than three or four days, tops.
492
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:31,239
Yeah, that's cool. The
cats are in the house.
493
00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:33,239
- Okay.
- Where ya going, anyway?
494
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:36,399
I'm just going, you know...
I got work to do, out of province.
495
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:37,822
With Julian?
496
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:40,839
- Yup.
- Look Bubbles, be careful okay?
497
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:44,999
- Don't go to jail or anything.
- Jail? I'm not planning on going to jail.
498
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:46,719
Well, nobody plans
on going to jail.
499
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:49,268
Anyway, take care of yourself.
500
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:54,626
See ya.
501
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:14,309
Don't talk back to him, let
me do the talking. Let's go.
502
00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:27,399
- What the fuck do you guys want?
- We want to talk to the man.
503
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:29,504
Side door, dummies.
504
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:35,719
Tell Grandma I said hi, or konnichiwa,
or sayonara, or whatever the fuck it is.
505
00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:38,039
You got company Cy,
Lahey and Randy.
506
00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:40,279
What the fuck do they want?
507
00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:42,066
I got cash, Cyrus.
508
00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:44,666
I need a favour.
509
00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:47,519
Well I got cash too, and
I don't need no favours.
510
00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:49,545
A lot of cash, Cyrus.
511
00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:51,839
- Frisk 'em.
- You got it.
512
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:54,479
Back up, up against that
fence, hands over your head.
513
00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:57,711
- Fuck off...
- Turn around, kiss the fence!
514
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:01,959
Fuck!
515
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:03,839
- Stand still, fuck!
- Easy, Sam.
516
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:07,199
- Hands off the groin.
- That's what I get paid for, man.
517
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:08,906
Fucking doing, Sam?
518
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:11,879
- We're clean!
- Randy, what the fuck man,
519
00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:14,079
you're making me look
stupid in front of Cyrus.
520
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:16,199
Why didn't you call
for an appointment?
521
00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:19,399
- Okay, boss, they're clean.
- Well, let them the fuck in.
522
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:21,839
Working for Cyrus? It's pretty
fucking good, let me tell you.
523
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:25,079
I watched his back when we were in
prison, he said he'd take care of me.
524
00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:29,599
He works for Kraft Dinner, and
that's... fairly inexpensive.
525
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:32,719
Not here to fuck with you,
Cyrus. I want to talk business.
526
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:35,507
- Take a seat, Jimmy.
- Thanks.
527
00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:37,679
I hear you and Julian
are getting along well.
528
00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:40,639
- Where the fuck did you hear that?
- I'm not trying to make a point,
529
00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:44,119
I'm just trying to say that it's
nice to have peace in the park.
530
00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:46,239
- Right.
- Yeah, I was...
531
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:51,746
I always considered you to
be a very sensible and...
532
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:56,639
Cyrus, I'm going to level with you.
533
00:31:56,640 --> 00:32:00,079
I was hoping you could do me a favour
and I could do you a favour sometime.
534
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:02,359
What makes you think
I would do you a favour, Jim?
535
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:07,719
Cyrus, I uh... I want to
tell you the truth about this.
536
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:10,951
Doctor told me I...
I had to give up drinking.
537
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:13,959
And I'm going to need something
to help get me through,
538
00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:16,759
- 'cause, I'm in a lot of pain, Cyrus.
- Right...
539
00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:19,279
I'm looking to buy a large
quantity of good cocaine.
540
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:23,159
One time, safely,
enough to get me by.
541
00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:25,199
I can't drink anymore, Cyrus.
542
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,279
I don't know what the fuck
you're talking about Jimmy,
543
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:30,279
- 'cause I don't deal in coke, never did.
- Well, I heard that...
544
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:32,519
Fuck what you heard, Jimmy!
545
00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:37,119
I never sold coke.
Never did, never will.
546
00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:41,079
Those are just dumb-ass stories people make
up 'cause a guy's making a little bit of money.
547
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:45,107
Sam, pick up the bag, pack up the car and
get these dummies the fuck out of here!
548
00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:47,159
Taking a little road
trip to Montreal are you?
549
00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:49,519
Never mind where I'm going,
Jimmy, get the fuck out!
550
00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:52,119
- Sam, pick up the bag!
- Get the fuck out of the way.
551
00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:53,839
- Come on, let's go!
- You fuckin' shit!
552
00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:58,999
- Get the fuck out, Jim!
- Get out of here, both of you!
553
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:02,999
Cyrus, if I fucking see
you back in the park...
554
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,359
Get... Fuck off!
555
00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:08,670
Fuckin' weirdos!
556
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:14,263
What the fuck's he want?
557
00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:20,199
- What the fuck do you want, Sam?
- Sorry about the rough stuff, boys.
558
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:24,079
Okay, listen, as long as we keep the boss
out of it, I can get you anything you want.
559
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:28,141
- You wait right here, I'll be right back.
- Don't you worry.
560
00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:32,511
Randy, guess what I got.
561
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:36,999
I got Cyrus' map. What's
this? Terry... Jules!
562
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,239
Julian's cellphone number, Randy.
563
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:43,267
- I thought this was about Ricky.
- Trust me, it is.
564
00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:47,479
Randy, we talked over
my feelings for Julian.
565
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:49,982
I mean, who cares
if he goes to jail?
566
00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:57,119
Well, I'm responsible for
taking the product, you know,
567
00:33:57,120 --> 00:33:58,879
when it arrives in
the big containers
568
00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:02,759
and putting it into the
little... the little test tubes.
569
00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:06,239
You know, and eventually you're going
to have to get your pee tested, so...
570
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:08,026
that's where Julian comes in.
571
00:34:08,240 --> 00:34:13,667
You know, $60, $70 for some clean
piss to keep your job, that's nothing.
572
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:17,181
Can't beat military grade, man.
573
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:19,679
Yeah, she's clean.
574
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:22,879
This is fuckin' bullshit!
575
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:24,427
Fuck!
576
00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:27,359
Jacob showed up here
today highly intoxicated,
577
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:29,039
trying to deal with his problems.
578
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:31,039
We gotta talk about something.
579
00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:33,479
Is your dad cool with
the seven day, $70 rental?
580
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:36,519
He's agreed to rent it, but he
wants to know what the trip is for.
581
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:38,399
Tell him we're going to
a convention or something.
582
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:41,039
What about your father's credit
card and driver's license?
583
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:42,666
Yeah, I got 'em.
584
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:45,759
Now, we're probably not even
going to use these, okay?
585
00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:48,079
They're just for emergencies,
okay? So don't worry about it.
586
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:52,079
Alright, Bubbs, give him a hand
bringing in the rest of the jugs.
587
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:53,719
Let's get the piss, Jacob.
588
00:34:53,720 --> 00:34:56,871
There is no more, I got caught.
589
00:34:57,640 --> 00:35:00,319
I'm being dishonourably
discharged from the military,
590
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:03,319
for security breaches,
and collecting urine.
591
00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:06,187
Oh no, Jacob.
592
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:08,839
Okay, this isn't a big deal.
593
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:10,839
How am I going to tell my dad?
594
00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:14,799
You can't brag about your son
when he got caught collecting piss.
595
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:17,199
You don't tell your
dad anything, okay?
596
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:20,679
He needs to know nothing.
Just focus on this mission.
597
00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:22,466
This is the big leagues.
598
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:25,381
If you ever need a letter of
recommendation, you come to me.
599
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:28,919
- You cool?
- Yeah, it's cool.
600
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:30,990
Okay, you're dismissed.
601
00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:36,146
Julian!
602
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:40,599
He just lost his fucking career
for you and you don't even care.
603
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:43,919
- He knows the fucking risks.
- The risks?
604
00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:46,719
Do I know the risks? Maybe
I don't know the risks.
605
00:35:46,720 --> 00:35:48,679
Hey, we're not going
to end up in jail.
606
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:50,999
If that's what you're worried
about, it's not going to happen.
607
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,679
Oh, I'm not going to
fucking jail, believe me.
608
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:56,839
When we get to Kingston,
maybe I should just stay there.
609
00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:59,879
You know, new house,
new piece of land.
610
00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:02,479
Maybe I'll start a fucking
goat farm or something
611
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:04,186
and just be done with this.
612
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:08,467
Hey.
613
00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:10,199
Holy fuck, look at the
unicorn collection now.
614
00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:12,639
- Yeah, I know.
- I got you a new one.
615
00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:16,189
Oh, it's awesome!
Thank you! Errrrr!
616
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:19,791
Nice.
617
00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:23,039
Remember that time in the
bathroom at the midtown?
618
00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:24,985
Yeah!
619
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:29,519
- Oh, hey, George.
- What's going on here, Luce?
620
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:31,431
Um, Rick just popped around.
621
00:36:31,720 --> 00:36:33,679
Just dropping off some
dope and unicorns, George.
622
00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:37,079
- Dropped by with dope and unicorns...
- Yeah, I dropped by
623
00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:40,479
with some fucking dope and
unicorns there, Fucky McFuckSnapper!
624
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:42,391
You got a problem with that,
you got a problem with me.
625
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:47,230
So Rick went back to jail, again, which
was a deal-breaker for me, 'cause...
626
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:50,519
So, I was at the mall, and George
was there, and he started coming over,
627
00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:54,388
and he started staying over, and he's
here more and more and more, and...
628
00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:59,106
You know, he, uh...
and I are fine, and...
629
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:01,519
that's what we have going now.
630
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:04,079
- What do you think's going on?
- Well I don't know, Luce.
631
00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:07,919
- It doesn't look very good to me here, right?
- Holy fuck, you're stupid, George.
632
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:10,359
There's nothing going on.
I'm going on a little trip.
633
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:12,799
I stopped by to say goodbye to
Lucy and my fucking daughter.
634
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:15,428
If you have a problem with
that, we got a problem.
635
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:19,319
Look, you guys broken
up or what? Just tell me.
636
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:21,559
Or is this just some
game and I'm the dumb guy?
637
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:24,319
I totally agree with ya. But
you're gonna have to talk to Lucy
638
00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:25,999
about how dumb you are. I gotta go.
639
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:27,501
See ya later, Rick.
640
00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:32,426
George, you got something right there.
What the fuck is that? Oh, there it is.
641
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:41,745
What the fuck?
642
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:44,105
Fucking Ricky!
643
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:46,146
Fuck!
644
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:51,630
- Mr. Lahey?
- In here Bandy-Ran.
645
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:57,159
Banny, the cops won't
come when we call.
646
00:37:57,160 --> 00:38:00,079
But guess who will?
Bomb squad, Randy.
647
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:02,439
They will act swiftly
and with consequence.
648
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:05,864
They won't find a bomb, but
guess what they will find?
649
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:08,420
Cocaine.
650
00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:12,999
We follow Ricky today, we plant
it and then we make the call.
651
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:17,630
They find this much shit powder on
Ricky, he's doing ten years, Randy.
652
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:22,510
It's Ricky.
653
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:25,919
Have a good trip, boys. Good luck.
654
00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:27,865
Cheers, man.
655
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:36,905
Jesus, Ricky... Here,
hold that for one second.
656
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:39,159
What's the voltage of this?
657
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:42,439
Bubbs, you're asking the wrong
guy here, I have no fucking idea.
658
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:44,439
That doesn't make
any fucking sense.
659
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:47,279
- Hey T. What's up, man?
- What's going on, Bubs? How you doin' man?
660
00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:49,519
- Hey, T, what's going on?
- What's happening, man?
661
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:52,199
- I guess you're on the run, are ya?
- Man, I had to get
662
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:54,679
the hell out that halfway
house, it's crazy in there, man.
663
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:56,359
Julian man, thanks
for the ride man.
664
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:58,559
- I appreciate it.
- No problem, no problem.
665
00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:02,519
I'm starving, any food
around? Any drinks or anything?
666
00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:04,067
I'm starving.
667
00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:05,639
I got some old swish
here I've been drinking.
668
00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:07,319
- I'll take it.
- You can have that,
669
00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:09,879
- I got a few gummy worms.
- I'll take those too, man.
670
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:12,223
- You'll want those.
- Thanks, Bubbs.
671
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:14,759
Alright, you get in the
camper and you lay low, man.
672
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:17,359
I gotta love T, he my
boy from back in the day.
673
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:21,439
Got love for them three motherfuckers.
Googley-eyeing bitches and drinking and shit.
674
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:24,559
But at the same time,
I got madder love for Sarah.
675
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:27,839
She's right in front of my eyes all
these years, you know what I'm saying?
676
00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:30,519
They want me to come, I'm
like, "Fuck outta here, man."
677
00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:33,239
You hired him? The cops
are looking for him.
678
00:39:33,240 --> 00:39:35,879
Bubbs I didn't hire him, I'm
dropping him off in Moncton.
679
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:37,506
It's dangerous.
680
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:39,519
Listen, he's a friend, he
needs to get out of town.
681
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:42,159
That's fuckin' dangerous. I don't
want to be in that situation.
682
00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:44,679
He's driving with me,
you're driving with Jacob.
683
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:46,625
Don't worry about it.
684
00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:50,599
Okay, let's go get the Dirty
Burger and load up the freezers.
685
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:52,679
Where the fuck is Jacob?
686
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:57,079
Fuck, there's Phil, Julian,
and he's standing guard.
687
00:39:57,080 --> 00:39:59,025
Jacob, back to the house.
688
00:40:02,240 --> 00:40:03,901
Hey, Phil.
689
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:06,359
Fuck off, Julian, there's no way
you're using the Dirty Burger.
690
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:08,479
- What?
- Get the fuck out of here!
691
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:11,319
- You go... get... Clear off!
- What's he talking about?
692
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:13,559
He knows everything
Julian, I'm sorry.
693
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:16,119
Jacob, why did you tell him?
694
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:19,079
- Get in the house, Jacob.
- Jacob, get the fuck out here.
695
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:23,279
Julian is the kingpin
con of course, and...
696
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:26,079
and, um, Jacob's always
looked up to Julian,
697
00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:31,839
and... always had a hero crush
type thing on him, for fuck's sake.
698
00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:34,239
It's tough for a dad to
compete with sometimes.
699
00:40:34,240 --> 00:40:38,479
He had a career in the military and
you went and fucked it up, you bastard.
700
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:41,119
Listen, I'm taking the
Dirty Burger, we had a deal.
701
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:42,985
And your son's coming with me.
702
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:45,799
You never mentioned nothing
about driving piss to Montreal
703
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:49,639
- in a food truck, now fuck off!
- Go get Jacob please.
704
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:51,999
T, start up the Dirty
Burger. Listen, we had a deal.
705
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:53,679
I already fucking paid you, okay?
706
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:55,559
- Don't fucking resist, Jacob.
- I'm not allowed!
707
00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:57,239
You're fuckin' coming with us!
708
00:40:57,240 --> 00:40:58,919
Julian, he's a lot fucking
stronger than he looks!
709
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:02,708
- Bubbs, get him out of here!
- I'm not finished with you yet.
710
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:05,119
- You son of a bitch.
- Wrap that fucking hose around him.
711
00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:06,719
You goddamn bastards.
712
00:41:06,720 --> 00:41:09,079
- Shut the fuck up, man.
- You fucking bastards.
713
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:12,399
- Phil, don't make me fuckin' hammer you.
- You want it? 'Cause you can get it, man.
714
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:14,599
- Stay in the goddamn house, son!
- Jacob, get the fuck over here!
715
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:19,359
T, give me a hand here, drag
this big bastard up the street.
716
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:21,919
- Fuckin' sons of whores!
- Oh, fuck, quit complaining.
717
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:24,119
- Goddamn it!
- Phil, just fucking relax.
718
00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:25,199
Ah...
719
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:26,701
Jesus Christ!
720
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:29,199
- God, I fucking hate dealing with him.
- You prick!
721
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:33,399
But the bastards overwhelmed me and
before I know it they were fucking gone.
722
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:35,948
Come back here, you bastards!
723
00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:41,079
Fucking thing!
724
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:50,268
Keep that on channel 4.
725
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:53,359
By myself? I don't want to drive
by myself. What if I fall asleep?
726
00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:55,239
Bubbs, what do you
want me to do here?
727
00:41:55,240 --> 00:41:57,559
Well, maybe I should go
ask Ricky if he'll come.
728
00:41:57,560 --> 00:42:00,791
- I'll ask him one more time.
- We don't need Ricky.
729
00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:03,079
No, we don't need
him, I realize that,
730
00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:06,839
but I'd like to have him there as
my friend. This isn't all about you.
731
00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:09,079
Ricky is our friend, don't forget.
732
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:12,079
They're pulling on me like
I'm a goddamn wishbone.
733
00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:14,039
That's what I feel
like. I feel like...
734
00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:18,399
you know, they're just pulling on
me and I'm going to snap, eventually.
735
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:20,119
I'm hitcheling to Ottawa, fuck it.
736
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:22,319
It's no big deal. Somebody
will fucking drive me.
737
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:25,505
Thing is, I've got to go,
'cause if they make this legal...
738
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:28,839
big business is going to swoop
in and make millions of dollars.
739
00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:30,719
Government will tax
the cock off that.
740
00:42:30,720 --> 00:42:32,999
What about guys like me that
have been growing for years?
741
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:36,424
Providing great dope to people.
Helping people out, going to jail...
742
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:40,239
To add assault to injury we get
fucked out of ever growing again.
743
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:47,759
Ricky, what are you doing?
You're not hitchhiking, are you?
744
00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:51,119
- That's greasy.
- I got no other fucking choice.
745
00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:54,719
- Why don't you let me drive you?
- Where's Jacob?
746
00:42:54,720 --> 00:42:58,588
He's not coming now, it was a
big shit show with Phil Collins.
747
00:42:58,720 --> 00:43:01,919
I'm in here by myself. At least
let me drive you up to the highway.
748
00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:03,679
I'm not fucking working for Julian.
749
00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:06,911
Ricky, you wouldn't be, you'd
just be keeping me company.
750
00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:08,627
Come on, let's go.
751
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:12,140
We can stop at the gas station,
we'll get some microwave twisters.
752
00:43:12,720 --> 00:43:15,188
Microwave twisters...!
753
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:18,425
Ricky's getting in the van.
754
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:22,389
- Got your cellphone, bud?
- Yup, right here.
755
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:27,279
Living the fuckin'
dream, Afghanerandy.
756
00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:30,147
And we're off!
757
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:34,111
Good drink, Randy.
758
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:45,786
♪ I've been feeling
kind of funny ♪
759
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:50,226
♪ Everything is sunny... ♪
760
00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:54,519
Cocksucker looks like
she's running a little hot.
761
00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:57,159
- Oh yeah?
- Yeah...
762
00:43:57,160 --> 00:43:58,627
Looks alright.
763
00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:02,519
Dirty Dancer, this is Tumbleweed,
what's your 20? Come on back.
764
00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:05,519
- Tumbleweed to the Dirty Dancer?
- CB handles Ricky,
765
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:08,319
- we need to use discretion.
- Cool.
766
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:09,679
You there, Bubbs?
767
00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:13,627
It's Tumbleweed. Go ahead. Over.
768
00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:16,399
Ricky wouldn't happen
to be with you, would he?
769
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:18,199
No, no, no, no, no...
770
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:22,341
Uh, that is a negative,
Dirty Dancer, over.
771
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:25,199
Man, what a dummy.
They're gonna arrest him
772
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:27,559
and he's gonna make a
fucking fool of himself.
773
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:32,039
Oh well fuck him, you know, but what's that?
12 grand split two ways, that's even better.
774
00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:35,399
Ah, let's just stay off the
radios now, Dirty Dancer.
775
00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:39,319
Let's just keep it for
emergencies only. Over.
776
00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:41,279
Copy that, bud. I'm hungry.
777
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:44,399
We'll get something to eat in
Moncton in an hour or so, you cool?
778
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:46,879
Copy that, let's go
hammer down double nickels.
779
00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:49,279
Watch out for Moncton
city kitties. Over.
780
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:50,861
What?
781
00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:56,144
CB talk. Go fast and watch
out for Moncton city cops.
782
00:44:56,720 --> 00:44:59,427
Do you think I'm going
to make a fool of myself?
783
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:04,559
Ricky, I think you just do
whatever you're gonna do.
784
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:08,039
You'll be alright. I'm just glad
you're here. Who's got your belly?
785
00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:11,599
- How ya doing, bud?
- I'm tired.
786
00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:14,319
Tired? Randy, come on
now, have a little fun.
787
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:16,599
- I wish we could just go home.
- Of course you do,
788
00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:19,079
'cause you're just a big baby.
Have a little drink, Randy.
789
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:22,239
- I don't want a drink.
- Randy, have a little. Come on, man.
790
00:45:22,240 --> 00:45:25,999
I don't want to party alone. Don't
get too close, don't get too close...
791
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:30,599
Thanks Bubbs. It's gonna be fun,
man. I got a ton of joints rolled.
792
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:33,519
Four cocks of pepperoni.
You want a cock?
793
00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:36,261
Yeah, break me off
half a cock, Ricky.
794
00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:39,665
- Here, Bubbs.
- Thanks.
795
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:42,119
At least we're doing
something with our lives.
796
00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:45,988
- Not selling fucking piss.
- Yeah.
797
00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:48,799
I just feel like I have to do this.
I got to try to change the world.
798
00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:50,919
It's bullshit, what
the government's doing.
799
00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:52,919
Fucking legalize
it, now of all times.
800
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:54,599
They're gonna hire about
10,000 fucking people,
801
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:56,679
but they won't hire me,
'cause I've been in jail
802
00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:59,148
for growing fucking
dope! How fucked is that?!
803
00:45:59,720 --> 00:46:03,319
- It's a hard cock to suck Ricky.
- Fucking government.
804
00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:05,519
Hard cock to suck.
805
00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:07,079
- Ah!
- I can't believe you spent
806
00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:11,949
- $9,800 of our vacation money on coke.
- Randy...
807
00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:15,999
It's worth thrice that much
money to get rid of the...
808
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,759
fucking Three Shitkateers, bud.
809
00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:21,479
You must be pumped to
see this fucking house.
810
00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:24,479
Oh, I'm fucking very excited,
Ricky, you have no idea.
811
00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:27,319
I mean this could be a
fucking... This is a life-changer!
812
00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:29,399
I could own a mansion!
I don't even know!
813
00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:33,159
Cool if it had, like, a skating rink
or something too, to play hockey.
814
00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:35,839
Well, I doubt it's going to
have that, but I mean, it could.
815
00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:38,959
- Or a barn with a rink in it or something.
- Yeah.
816
00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:41,079
What the fuck is going on up there?
817
00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:45,359
Fuck, I hope nobody
got hurt, Ricky.
818
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:47,439
It's got to be a fucking
accident or something.
819
00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:50,079
I don't like being around all
these cops, Bubbs, with this weed.
820
00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:54,039
I know Ricky, I know.
Just don't act suspicious.
821
00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:56,799
How's it going, officer?
I got 3 pounds of weed on me.
822
00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:59,143
It fucking stinks.
823
00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:02,319
That looks like the
goddamn Dirty Burger.
824
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:06,159
Fuck, it is, Ricky. Jesus,
the fireman slipped in the pee.
825
00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:10,039
- Oh my God!
- There's T. They got him, Ricky.
826
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:12,359
Bubbles to Julian, come
in. What the fuck happened?
827
00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:15,340
- Where is he?
- I don't know!
828
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:19,705
Julian, what's going
on? Are you okay?
829
00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:22,239
Bubbles to Julian, come in.
830
00:47:22,240 --> 00:47:23,959
Oh my God!
831
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:25,959
Is that him? Is that
him up there, Ricky?
832
00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:27,639
Keep going, Bubbles,
pretend you don't see him.
833
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:29,027
Ricky, fuck off!
834
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:31,559
I am not going to fucking jail!
We don't have room for him, anyway!
835
00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:34,999
Ricky, we're pulling over and
getting him! He's our friend!
836
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,468
We're stopping.
837
00:47:38,240 --> 00:47:40,799
- Are ya alright?
- You're spilling piss everywhere!
838
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:44,679
Fire started in the batteries.
By the time I got pulled over,
839
00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:46,719
the entire Dirty Bird
goes up in fucking flames.
840
00:47:46,720 --> 00:47:49,666
I grabbed as much piss as
I could and I fucking ran.
841
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:52,759
T, he got fucking busted!
842
00:47:52,760 --> 00:47:56,759
- I know, we saw him.
- Good man, lost to the piss game.
843
00:47:56,760 --> 00:47:58,959
Boys, I'm not going to
fucking jail over piss.
844
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:00,719
- Let's make that clear.
- No kidding,
845
00:48:00,720 --> 00:48:02,919
we gotta get the fuck out of
here. Go, Bubbles! Let's go!
846
00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:05,079
How much product
did you lose, Julian?
847
00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:08,319
Well, I've got about 400 units
here, so we lost a lot of good piss.
848
00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:11,879
Oh my fuck. So... like what,
we're down to 3 grand each?
849
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:13,347
Something like that?
850
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:16,228
Yeah, unless dicky-nuts
wants to get involved there.
851
00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:19,319
You do smell like piss, Julian.
852
00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:22,119
We probably should try to find
a truck-stop shower or something.
853
00:48:22,120 --> 00:48:25,199
Next thing you know, you'll be
probably selling shit for some reason.
854
00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:26,399
Ricky!
855
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:33,279
♪ Chug-a-lug chug-a-lug ♪
856
00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:36,359
A lot of people don't
know how to drink.
857
00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:39,359
They drink against the
grain of the liquor.
858
00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:43,359
And when you drink against the
grain of the liquor... you lose.
859
00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:46,147
What the fuck are
you talking about?
860
00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:53,145
I wonder if there'd
be a dump in heaven.
861
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:56,500
A dump?
862
00:48:56,880 --> 00:49:00,224
Well, a place in heaven where they
throw everything they don't need.
863
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:04,839
Yeah, Ricky, there'd
be a dump in heaven.
864
00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:07,786
I bet that's where the
old man's hanging out.
865
00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:12,507
Yeah, I betcha he his, Ricky.
I betcha he's up there...
866
00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:16,119
drinking liquor and listening
to fucking truckin' music.
867
00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:18,702
I still can't fucking
believe he's gone.
868
00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:21,759
♪ I get snuck in ♪
869
00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:24,439
♪ For my first taste of sin ♪
870
00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:26,759
♪ I said let me have
a big old sip ♪
871
00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:30,867
♪ I done a double back-flip
Chug-a-lug chug-a-lug ♪
872
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:34,306
♪ Make u wanna holla hidy hoe ♪
873
00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:39,228
♪ Chug-a-lug chug-a-lug... ♪
874
00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:55,519
Holy fuck, you smell like weed.
875
00:49:55,520 --> 00:49:58,799
Ha, I should. I got 3
pounds I'm taking to Ottawa.
876
00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:00,839
You've got 3 pounds
of weed in this van?
877
00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:03,599
No, it's not in the van, calm down,
it's in my coats. Sewed right in.
878
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:07,039
Ah... Ricky, we weren't doing
anything illegal. Now we are.
879
00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:09,639
- Thanks a lot!
- Mr. Paraloid.
880
00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:13,479
Yeah, he should be paraloid.
I'm fucking... nervous myself.
881
00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:16,984
That's a lot of dope, we could go
to jail. I'm getting nervous here.
882
00:50:19,240 --> 00:50:22,505
Sheesh, Rand. Stinkin', bud.
883
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:25,907
You know why I'm stinkin'?
'Cause I haven't showered.
884
00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:29,199
I'm fucking starving.
I need to eat, too.
885
00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:32,559
Patience Randolph. We
got a job to do first.
886
00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:34,319
I need to get high.
887
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:36,999
We're in Moncton, there's
dope here. Let's get some hash.
888
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:40,159
- You need to get high do ya?
- Yeah.
889
00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:45,719
Well, stick your nose in some of
this shitpowder and shut the fuck up.
890
00:50:45,720 --> 00:50:47,631
I don't do coke.
891
00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:50,625
There's no smell.
892
00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:55,786
You know, drugs aren't dangerous,
Randy. People are dangerous.
893
00:50:55,880 --> 00:51:00,279
The more powerful the
drug, the more jail time.
894
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:03,750
There's nothing to be afraid
of, Randy. Look, I'll show you.
895
00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:05,631
No!
896
00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:09,079
Ha... Randy, I didn't really
do it. I was just kidding, bud.
897
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:17,143
Julian! Skin mags!
898
00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:22,119
Light, Randy.
899
00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:23,839
Tape.
900
00:51:23,840 --> 00:51:26,119
Do you want some
ice cream and shit?
901
00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:28,839
Yeah, let's... What do
they got for ice cream?
902
00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:30,580
Wire.
903
00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:32,940
Fuck!
904
00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:35,020
Thanks, Randy.
905
00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:37,311
It's on there good.
906
00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:41,746
You're clear, Mr. Lahey.
They're at the counter.
907
00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:44,424
Andale, Randy!
908
00:51:49,240 --> 00:51:51,469
We did it, bud.
909
00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:57,783
Alright, I'm going to
try and get some sleep.
910
00:51:58,600 --> 00:52:02,159
- Okay.
- Just wake me up when we get to Montreal.
911
00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:04,599
- Alright.
- You good, buddy?
912
00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:06,759
- Yup.
- Okay man, goodnight.
913
00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:09,149
- Goodnight.
- Keep 'er on the road.
914
00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:11,186
Oh, I will.
915
00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:17,759
♪ Jukebox and sawdust floor ♪
916
00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:19,359
♪ Something like I ain't... ♪
917
00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:22,625
Boys?
918
00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:26,741
Boys, holy fuck! Cops!
919
00:52:34,680 --> 00:52:37,421
Holy fuck, he went right by.
920
00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:40,919
Oh my God.
921
00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:44,344
What the fuck am I doing here?
922
00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:46,999
Randy, no more farting in the car.
923
00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:52,181
Oh, God...
924
00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:59,867
Julian... Here's the
turnoff to Montreal!
925
00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:06,306
Just keep going? Okay.
926
00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:08,159
Whatever you say.
927
00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:17,184
Oh, there...
928
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:21,787
Look.
929
00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:25,710
They went right by Montreal.
930
00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:30,919
They must be going to
the property in Kingston.
931
00:53:33,240 --> 00:53:36,239
- How ya feeling?
- I'm kind of tired.
932
00:53:36,240 --> 00:53:39,869
Me too. Feeling a little sluggish.
933
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:43,390
Think I need a... snap
of the white liquor.
934
00:53:44,360 --> 00:53:45,999
What do you think?
935
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:48,548
I thought it was all
under the fucking camper.
936
00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:52,199
- Ah! Wanna try a little?
- No!
937
00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:53,747
It'll keep you awake!
938
00:54:00,720 --> 00:54:02,585
We're going to take our time.
939
00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:07,119
Wait for the right moment.
940
00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:10,624
And then we're gonna
call it in and we got 'em.
941
00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:14,781
Ah!
942
00:54:15,560 --> 00:54:17,585
Holy fuck.
943
00:54:23,040 --> 00:54:25,599
♪ Ya gotta stay fucking awake ♪
944
00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:27,959
♪ 27 bottles of beer on the wall ♪
945
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:32,159
♪ Don't fall asleep Bubbles
or you will kill everyone ♪
946
00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:35,279
♪ 27 bottles of beer ♪
947
00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:37,908
♪ You're gonna make it
you're almost there ♪
948
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:40,119
♪ Bubbles don't fall asleep ♪
949
00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:41,639
♪ Taking a corner... ♪
950
00:54:41,640 --> 00:54:45,119
Bubbs, we're not in Montreal.
951
00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:48,319
- I... think we're almost there...
- Almost there? Where the fuck are we?
952
00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:52,506
- We should have been there a long time ago!
- Just go back to sleep, Julian.
953
00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:56,359
Kingston, 200 km? What the fuck?
954
00:54:56,360 --> 00:54:58,510
Pull over!
955
00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:12,839
What the fuck were you doing?
956
00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:14,466
What's wrong?
957
00:55:14,680 --> 00:55:18,839
- Bubbs... what's wrong?
- My property...
958
00:55:18,840 --> 00:55:23,470
It's fucking important to me and
I need my friends there with me.
959
00:55:23,520 --> 00:55:26,879
I want to do this before we end
up going fucking you know where.
960
00:55:26,880 --> 00:55:29,679
- Where?
- To jail.
961
00:55:29,680 --> 00:55:32,959
- We're not going to go to jail.
- Oh yeah? Can you look me in the eye
962
00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:35,679
and fucking promise me we're
not going to jail, Julian?
963
00:55:35,680 --> 00:55:37,147
Bubbs...
964
00:55:38,360 --> 00:55:40,350
Look me in the eyes!
965
00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:42,679
Can't do it. Look at
them shifting around.
966
00:55:42,680 --> 00:55:44,799
You know what, Julian?
967
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:47,919
You fucking do whatever you
want, I'll do it by myself.
968
00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:51,947
- Oh come on, Bubbs!
- You're gonna let him do this?
969
00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:54,239
Call your little piss buddies and
tell them you're gonna be late.
970
00:55:54,240 --> 00:55:56,359
Rick, they're expecting
me in one hour,
971
00:55:56,360 --> 00:55:59,839
and the quality and the freshness of
the piss is important to these guys.
972
00:55:59,840 --> 00:56:04,559
- Quality of the piss...
- What's it going to be?
973
00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:08,239
That frozen piss, and those
cocks, or your friends?
974
00:56:08,240 --> 00:56:11,519
Is your piss going
to be there for you?
975
00:56:11,520 --> 00:56:13,306
Bubbs, that's ridiculous.
976
00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:16,119
Is your piss gonna make you chicken
soup the next time you're sick?
977
00:56:16,120 --> 00:56:18,799
Does your piss and your cocks roll
you joints, get drunk with you,
978
00:56:18,800 --> 00:56:20,919
and pass out on your
fucking couch, or your patio?
979
00:56:20,920 --> 00:56:22,839
Rick, that doesn't
even fucking make sense.
980
00:56:22,840 --> 00:56:24,262
You know what?
981
00:56:24,280 --> 00:56:26,384
Go to Montreal! Take
your piss and go!
982
00:56:27,880 --> 00:56:30,348
Fuck's sakes.
983
00:56:32,120 --> 00:56:33,701
Ricky.
984
00:56:41,760 --> 00:56:44,627
Did I see what I think I just saw?
985
00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:46,631
I don't know, what'd you see?
986
00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:50,424
Lahey and Randy are following us.
987
00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:54,119
Nah Bubbs, you just
need some sleep, man.
988
00:56:54,120 --> 00:56:56,919
I'm not fucking losing
it, it was Lahey and Randy.
989
00:56:56,920 --> 00:56:58,439
I'm telling you,
they're following us.
990
00:56:58,440 --> 00:57:00,271
I'm freaking out!
991
00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:03,067
Bubbles...
992
00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:07,985
You get in the back and
rest up, let me drive.
993
00:57:08,680 --> 00:57:10,639
- What?
- I'm in, Julian.
994
00:57:10,640 --> 00:57:12,759
- Yes!
- If I'm driving, I want my cut,
995
00:57:12,760 --> 00:57:16,662
- and we go right to Ottawa afterwards.
- Whatever you want, buddy.
996
00:57:17,120 --> 00:57:18,621
Thanks, Ricky.
997
00:57:21,520 --> 00:57:24,439
- Thanks, buddy.
- I'm doing this for Bubbles.
998
00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:27,319
And if we get caught, our names
stay out of this, me and Bubbles.
999
00:57:27,320 --> 00:57:29,439
Hey man, nobody has
to know about this.
1000
00:57:29,440 --> 00:57:32,625
- Get some rest, buddy.
- Alright, Ricky.
1001
00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:34,999
I can't fucking
believe I'm doing this.
1002
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:37,380
It's going to be fun,
man. Don't worry about it.
1003
00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:43,159
Randy, pretty soon, they're going to
pull over at Bubbles' mother's place.
1004
00:57:43,160 --> 00:57:46,039
If we get an opportunity, I'm
going to go and check the coke.
1005
00:57:46,040 --> 00:57:48,719
What if once Bubbles gets his
house, he never comes home?
1006
00:57:48,720 --> 00:57:51,279
What if that's it, we
never see him again?
1007
00:57:51,280 --> 00:57:54,359
- That might happen.
- I know.
1008
00:57:54,360 --> 00:57:55,959
- Alright?
- And up in here,
1009
00:57:55,960 --> 00:57:58,462
I think that's probably
a good thing, but...
1010
00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:01,839
you know, in my heart,
I just... I don't know, man...
1011
00:58:01,840 --> 00:58:04,319
I think I'm going to miss
him too much. I love him.
1012
00:58:04,320 --> 00:58:06,504
I love him, too.
1013
00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:10,359
Look for a turn and it says
there's a sign. You can't miss it.
1014
00:58:10,360 --> 00:58:13,119
There's a sign before the
turn or after the turn?
1015
00:58:13,120 --> 00:58:15,748
No, it says there's
a turn, and then...
1016
00:58:15,800 --> 00:58:19,679
it says a little jaunt and then
there's a sign and you can't miss it.
1017
00:58:19,680 --> 00:58:23,502
This says it's right here, where
we are. I can tell by the map.
1018
00:58:28,200 --> 00:58:30,439
This is it boys, this is the place.
1019
00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:35,025
Is it ever quiet out here, though. Just
listen boys, just listen for a second.
1020
00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:37,381
What is it?
1021
00:58:37,960 --> 00:58:42,704
It's nothing, Ricky. That's what
I mean, it's very... peaceful.
1022
00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:45,719
Well, you don't have any
neighbours out here, Bubbs.
1023
00:58:45,720 --> 00:58:47,870
Nope, big water lake...
1024
00:58:49,560 --> 00:58:52,108
What the fuck is that?
1025
00:59:16,600 --> 00:59:18,909
There's a power hookup, Bubbs!
1026
00:59:22,400 --> 00:59:24,823
♪ The next thing we knew... ♪
1027
00:59:30,960 --> 00:59:33,479
- Well, have a drink. Loosen up, bud.
- I don't want a drink.
1028
00:59:33,480 --> 00:59:35,903
Randy, this is an adventure.
1029
00:59:41,960 --> 00:59:45,748
Bubbles! Fucking pickled eggs.
1030
00:59:46,360 --> 00:59:49,119
- No way! Are they still good?
- I don't know.
1031
00:59:49,120 --> 00:59:50,951
They look good.
1032
00:59:52,120 --> 00:59:54,543
Ah, they're fucking delicious.
1033
00:59:54,760 --> 00:59:56,639
Listen!
1034
00:59:56,640 --> 00:59:58,949
What's that?
1035
00:59:59,080 --> 01:00:03,471
Oh my fuck, dogs. Dirty,
fucking greasy dogs.
1036
01:00:03,880 --> 01:00:05,825
It can't be no dogs.
1037
01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:12,719
Oh my fuck, there's a
pack of wild fucking dogs!
1038
01:00:12,720 --> 01:00:14,839
Those aren't dogs, they're foxes.
1039
01:00:14,840 --> 01:00:17,839
What the fuck do you guys want?
Huh? What the fuck do you want?
1040
01:00:17,840 --> 01:00:19,479
Let's go, get the fuck out of here.
1041
01:00:19,480 --> 01:00:23,063
Hey, Blackie, get the
fuck out of here. Let's go.
1042
01:00:24,640 --> 01:00:27,620
Yeah, they're all there, Randy.
1043
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:30,799
- Look at that.
- What are you doing?
1044
01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:32,759
- You can't dip into that!
- I'm just checking it, Randy,
1045
01:00:32,760 --> 01:00:34,919
to make sure it's okay.
1046
01:00:34,920 --> 01:00:36,799
Let's go, dummies. Let's go.
1047
01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:39,319
Don't fucking bark at me, dummy!
1048
01:00:39,320 --> 01:00:42,824
- Get the fuck going.
- Fuck, good job Ricky.
1049
01:00:43,440 --> 01:00:46,039
- He chased them away, Julian.
- Fucking idiots.
1050
01:00:46,040 --> 01:00:49,199
We're gonna get caught Mr. Lahey!
Mr. Lahey, there's fuckin' dogs.
1051
01:00:49,200 --> 01:00:52,146
I'm putting it back, Randy.
1052
01:00:53,520 --> 01:00:56,546
Hey! Call the dogs off!
1053
01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:08,504
Check this out, Bubbles.
1054
01:01:09,120 --> 01:01:11,190
Look at these old pictures.
1055
01:01:12,480 --> 01:01:14,199
Oh my God.
1056
01:01:14,200 --> 01:01:16,559
Ha! Look boys, there's us.
1057
01:01:16,560 --> 01:01:18,181
I remember that day.
1058
01:01:18,440 --> 01:01:21,340
It's right around when you
started drinking, Julian.
1059
01:01:21,920 --> 01:01:24,719
There's the first fucking bikes we stole.
1060
01:01:24,720 --> 01:01:29,020
First bikes you stole, Ricky. You
stole all three of those bikes, 'member?
1061
01:01:30,080 --> 01:01:32,639
Oh fuck, I miss that
old hockey stick.
1062
01:01:32,640 --> 01:01:35,746
How many fucking goals
did I score with that?
1063
01:01:41,680 --> 01:01:43,386
This is my...
1064
01:01:47,440 --> 01:01:50,559
My God, there's my parents, boys.
1065
01:01:50,560 --> 01:01:54,039
I forgot how hot your mom was. Wow.
1066
01:01:54,040 --> 01:01:56,999
- Ricky!
- I mean... You know what I mean.
1067
01:01:57,000 --> 01:01:59,787
Like, just... she's a
fucking good looking woman.
1068
01:02:03,840 --> 01:02:06,263
Your dad looks like
he's fucking wasted.
1069
01:02:07,040 --> 01:02:10,271
The entire frame's rusted to fuck.
1070
01:02:10,560 --> 01:02:13,319
That's too bad, man.
I mean, it's a heap of shit.
1071
01:02:13,320 --> 01:02:17,439
Paint's fucked. It's gonna
start leaking, fuckin' windows.
1072
01:02:17,440 --> 01:02:21,119
Ricky! You live in a fucking
car that's missing a door.
1073
01:02:21,120 --> 01:02:22,781
I know.
1074
01:02:25,960 --> 01:02:29,519
Well, pack up whatever you want to keep
and let's get the fuck out of here, Bubbs.
1075
01:02:29,520 --> 01:02:31,479
Yeah, we gotta head
to Montreal, bud.
1076
01:02:31,480 --> 01:02:35,519
Well, boys, I was thinking...
maybe I'm just going to stay.
1077
01:02:35,520 --> 01:02:39,199
You know? Maybe this is
where I'm meant to be, boys.
1078
01:02:39,200 --> 01:02:42,639
I got a beautiful home here,
now. I got lake frontage.
1079
01:02:42,640 --> 01:02:45,222
Yeah, well lake frontage,
that causes mould and bugs.
1080
01:02:45,480 --> 01:02:47,039
You can't fucking live in this.
1081
01:02:47,040 --> 01:02:50,430
I think... I think I'm gonna stay.
1082
01:02:56,240 --> 01:02:58,999
He's not really going to
stay here in this, is he?
1083
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:02,039
Rick, this is something he's
gotta figure out on his own.
1084
01:03:06,320 --> 01:03:08,799
Oh, come on boys, just...
1085
01:03:08,800 --> 01:03:12,509
I always hate the part in The
Littlest Hobo when he's not leaving.
1086
01:03:12,600 --> 01:03:14,306
You know?
1087
01:03:14,840 --> 01:03:17,999
Just go.
1088
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:19,626
See ya, Bubbs.
1089
01:03:28,920 --> 01:03:30,546
Hey, Bubbs?
1090
01:03:31,200 --> 01:03:32,986
I love ya, buddy.
1091
01:03:35,600 --> 01:03:38,079
I didn't think he was
actually gonna stay.
1092
01:03:48,920 --> 01:03:51,741
♪ In nothin' flat he
was clean out of sight ♪
1093
01:03:52,840 --> 01:03:55,719
♪ Well I went inside
and ordered me a cup ♪
1094
01:03:55,720 --> 01:03:58,826
♪ Told the waiter Big
Joe was settin' me up ♪
1095
01:03:59,520 --> 01:04:02,102
♪ Aw you coulda
heard a pin drop ♪
1096
01:04:02,240 --> 01:04:04,185
♪ It got deathly quiet ♪
1097
01:04:04,400 --> 01:04:07,187
♪ And the waiter's face
turned kinda white ♪
1098
01:04:07,880 --> 01:04:09,879
♪ Well did I say
something wrong ♪
1099
01:04:09,880 --> 01:04:11,580
♪ I said with a halfway grin ♪
1100
01:04:12,600 --> 01:04:15,421
♪ He said
Naw this happens every now and then ♪
1101
01:04:15,880 --> 01:04:18,860
♪ Ever' driver in
here knows Big Joe ♪
1102
01:04:19,400 --> 01:04:23,063
♪ But son let me tell you what
happened about ten years ago ♪
1103
01:04:25,120 --> 01:04:28,191
♪ At the crossroads tonight
where you flagged him down ♪
1104
01:04:28,640 --> 01:04:31,919
♪ There was a busload of
kids comin' from town ♪
1105
01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:36,106
♪ And they were right in the middle
when Big Joe topped the hill ♪
1106
01:04:37,160 --> 01:04:40,519
♪ It could have been slaughter
but he turned his wheel ♪
1107
01:04:40,520 --> 01:04:42,319
I can't do this.
1108
01:04:42,320 --> 01:04:45,559
What the fuck am I
doing? I can't do this.
1109
01:04:45,560 --> 01:04:49,519
Boys, wait for me, I'm not
fuckin' stayin' here by myself!
1110
01:04:49,520 --> 01:04:52,279
Son of a whore!
1111
01:04:52,280 --> 01:04:53,599
Get the fuck goin'!
1112
01:04:53,600 --> 01:04:56,546
♪ For Big Joe and Phantom 309 ♪
1113
01:04:57,200 --> 01:04:59,279
Fuck off!
1114
01:04:59,280 --> 01:05:01,509
- Get!
- Get going!
1115
01:05:02,520 --> 01:05:04,719
Okay, Bubbs, are you
sure you want to do this?
1116
01:05:04,720 --> 01:05:06,719
Leave all that behind?
1117
01:05:06,720 --> 01:05:08,519
- You know what, Julian?
- What?
1118
01:05:08,520 --> 01:05:10,119
Switch me seats.
1119
01:05:10,120 --> 01:05:13,146
- What?
- Switch seats, you get up front.
1120
01:05:17,440 --> 01:05:20,559
There, boys, this is the
way it's supposed to be.
1121
01:05:20,560 --> 01:05:23,439
Now I feel at home.
1122
01:05:23,440 --> 01:05:27,719
And you're the leader,
Julian. Right, Ricky?
1123
01:05:27,720 --> 01:05:30,268
- Yeah, man.
- Thanks, man.
1124
01:05:30,480 --> 01:05:34,559
Alright, boys, let's fucking do this.
Let's go sell this pee, 2 grand each.
1125
01:05:41,680 --> 01:05:46,279
Yeah, we're back on track now. Just
a little bit of a family emergency.
1126
01:05:46,280 --> 01:05:49,839
Okay... yup... alright... okay,
we'll see you soon. I promise.
1127
01:05:49,840 --> 01:05:53,159
Okay, thank you. Bye-bye.
1128
01:05:53,160 --> 01:05:55,839
- Just a little pissed off, but they're cool.
- Nice.
1129
01:05:55,840 --> 01:05:58,399
Yeah... Boys, you know
what I think I'm gonna do?
1130
01:05:58,400 --> 01:06:01,346
I'm gonna build a brand new
fucking shed with my piss money.
1131
01:06:03,920 --> 01:06:06,879
I'm really hungry, if you
can stop for some food.
1132
01:06:06,880 --> 01:06:09,462
We don't have fucking time
for a drive-through, Rand.
1133
01:06:10,880 --> 01:06:13,860
We just ate a couple hours ago.
1134
01:06:14,080 --> 01:06:17,839
I'm starving. I can't believe
you drove past the friggin' King.
1135
01:06:17,840 --> 01:06:19,830
Fuck the King.
1136
01:06:21,200 --> 01:06:24,399
Randy, there was another bag of white
liquor. What'd you do with it, bud?
1137
01:06:24,400 --> 01:06:29,030
- No, there wasn't.
- Randy, give it to me.
1138
01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:33,199
There is white liquor, but
you're not fucking getting it.
1139
01:06:33,200 --> 01:06:35,919
- Aw, fuck!
- Randy!
1140
01:06:35,920 --> 01:06:37,519
- That's it.
- What are you doing?
1141
01:06:37,520 --> 01:06:40,999
Randy! Randy! For
fuck's sakes, Randy!
1142
01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:42,319
It's gone!
1143
01:06:45,400 --> 01:06:49,119
Jesus Christ! Are you that
dependent on this shit?
1144
01:06:49,120 --> 01:06:53,959
If you are, I got some on my underwear!
We can stop and you can sniff it out!
1145
01:06:59,160 --> 01:07:00,839
Excuse me, little lady.
1146
01:07:00,840 --> 01:07:04,344
Sorry, I need this.
It's an emergency.
1147
01:07:13,160 --> 01:07:14,946
Please go away.
1148
01:07:15,680 --> 01:07:19,627
Come on, Sassa-Ran, hurry.
1149
01:07:21,160 --> 01:07:22,319
Frig off!
1150
01:07:24,320 --> 01:07:26,919
This is not what it looks like.
1151
01:07:26,920 --> 01:07:32,142
♪ And you had a do-wacka-do
wacka-do wacka-do wacka-do... ♪
1152
01:07:33,520 --> 01:07:38,559
♪ They tell me you're runnin'
free your days are never blue ♪
1153
01:07:38,560 --> 01:07:41,599
♪ I wish I had your
good-luck charm ♪
1154
01:07:41,600 --> 01:07:45,422
♪ And you had a do-wacka-do
wacka-do wacka-do wacka-do... ♪
1155
01:07:46,600 --> 01:07:49,279
♪ I see you're goin' down the
street in your big Cadillac ♪
1156
01:07:49,280 --> 01:07:52,719
♪ You got girls in the front
you got girls in the back ♪
1157
01:07:52,720 --> 01:07:55,427
Fuck, for fuck's sakes.
1158
01:08:04,640 --> 01:08:07,119
133 is right here, right here. Park.
1159
01:08:07,120 --> 01:08:10,359
This looks like a busy fucking place to
be doing a piss deal, isn't it, Julian?
1160
01:08:10,360 --> 01:08:13,119
It's where you do big deals like
this, Ricky. Right in the open.
1161
01:08:13,120 --> 01:08:16,749
- That's crazy.
- Alright guys, here.
1162
01:08:17,080 --> 01:08:20,559
This is Phil's credit card and ID.
I want you to take it into the strip club,
1163
01:08:20,560 --> 01:08:22,639
buy whatever the fuck
you want. You deserve it.
1164
01:08:22,640 --> 01:08:25,639
Shouldn't we be
covering you, Julian?
1165
01:08:25,640 --> 01:08:27,959
Bubbs, it's just one guy, alright?
1166
01:08:27,960 --> 01:08:30,747
Three of us are standing
out here, it might spook him.
1167
01:08:34,080 --> 01:08:35,399
Julian?
1168
01:08:35,400 --> 01:08:37,159
- No, I'm good.
- Come on.
1169
01:08:37,160 --> 01:08:39,025
Bubbs, I'm good.
1170
01:08:40,200 --> 01:08:42,479
Let's go, Ricky. Let's
go look at some ladies.
1171
01:08:42,480 --> 01:08:44,679
- Alright.
- French ladies.
1172
01:08:44,680 --> 01:08:46,839
Man, you need this
more than anybody.
1173
01:08:46,840 --> 01:08:48,759
Get your head together, okay?
1174
01:08:48,760 --> 01:08:51,679
I'm fucking proud of you, Julian.
You actually pulled this off.
1175
01:08:51,680 --> 01:08:53,147
Thanks, man.
1176
01:08:54,240 --> 01:08:57,903
Bonjour, je m'appele Bubbles.
1177
01:08:58,360 --> 01:09:01,750
There's Julian. He's
smoking a joint. Fuck.
1178
01:09:02,320 --> 01:09:04,359
This is fucking awesome, Bubbs.
1179
01:09:04,360 --> 01:09:06,719
So, what do you do?
1180
01:09:06,720 --> 01:09:09,759
Well, I'm into all kinds of
different things. I, uh...
1181
01:09:09,760 --> 01:09:11,879
They're talking about
legalizing marijuana, so...
1182
01:09:11,880 --> 01:09:15,439
If they do, I'm going to be the guy in
charge of all the marijuana for Canada.
1183
01:09:15,440 --> 01:09:17,639
It's pretty cool. I work
for the government, actually.
1184
01:09:17,640 --> 01:09:19,959
I am the, uh...
1185
01:09:19,960 --> 01:09:22,719
administrator at
the... San Diego Zoo.
1186
01:09:22,720 --> 01:09:24,559
I've got a big staff.
1187
01:09:24,560 --> 01:09:27,039
I personally look after
all the Bengal tigers,
1188
01:09:27,040 --> 01:09:30,510
- and the little Bengal tiger kitties.
- Awww.
1189
01:09:40,800 --> 01:09:43,109
Would you guys get
the fuck out of here?
1190
01:09:52,600 --> 01:09:56,039
Holy shit, that's Terry and Dennis.
1191
01:09:56,040 --> 01:09:57,507
Hey, man.
1192
01:09:57,640 --> 01:09:58,999
What the fuck are you
guys doing in Montreal?
1193
01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:01,159
- We're starting things up for Cyrus.
- Cyrus?!
1194
01:10:01,160 --> 01:10:03,310
Where the fuck is Cyrus?
1195
01:10:03,960 --> 01:10:06,759
- Why are you guys acting so fucking weird?
- You're acting weird.
1196
01:10:06,760 --> 01:10:08,261
I'm not acting weird.
1197
01:10:08,440 --> 01:10:09,959
Enough with the weird. Let's
see the product, Julian.
1198
01:10:09,960 --> 01:10:11,359
You guys want some fucking weed?
1199
01:10:16,680 --> 01:10:18,879
Pounds of it where this came from.
1200
01:10:18,880 --> 01:10:21,519
Ricky, can the girls just
have as much weed as they want?
1201
01:10:21,520 --> 01:10:23,479
Does something smell
like pee in here to you?
1202
01:10:23,480 --> 01:10:24,999
Uh...
1203
01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:27,319
I smell weed. I don't
smell pee, though.
1204
01:10:27,320 --> 01:10:30,799
I've got 460 units of Canada's
finest right here, gentlemen.
1205
01:10:30,800 --> 01:10:33,319
Military-base
collected. Look at that.
1206
01:10:33,320 --> 01:10:36,119
Julian, we're going to need your
help getting this stuff on the truck.
1207
01:10:36,120 --> 01:10:37,621
Grandma's waiting.
1208
01:10:37,640 --> 01:10:40,439
I get the money first,
then you get the piss.
1209
01:10:40,440 --> 01:10:42,066
He's got his gun out.
1210
01:10:42,400 --> 01:10:44,639
I don't give a fuck how they do it
in Montreal, this is how I do it.
1211
01:10:44,640 --> 01:10:47,799
- I want the money first...
- Get the fuck out here, disco.
1212
01:10:47,800 --> 01:10:50,119
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
1213
01:10:50,120 --> 01:10:52,439
I can't believe you're robbing
me. I thought we were good.
1214
01:10:52,440 --> 01:10:54,319
I thought you wanted
to be my fucking friend.
1215
01:10:54,320 --> 01:10:55,839
We're not friends, we're fucking
business partners, remember?
1216
01:10:55,840 --> 01:10:57,421
And we're not fucking good.
1217
01:10:57,760 --> 01:10:59,559
You just fuck off right now
and load the piss in the truck.
1218
01:10:59,560 --> 01:11:01,639
And if you ever come
back to the trailer park,
1219
01:11:01,640 --> 01:11:04,479
you better change your
address to Smith and Wesson.
1220
01:11:04,480 --> 01:11:06,279
That doesn't even
make any fucking sense.
1221
01:11:06,280 --> 01:11:08,439
This doesn't make any sense.
1222
01:11:08,440 --> 01:11:11,399
Believe me, I'm going to be waiting for
you back at the fucking trailer park.
1223
01:11:11,400 --> 01:11:13,519
Don't hit me with your
girly threats, man,
1224
01:11:13,520 --> 01:11:16,479
'cause I'll be waiting right here in
Montreal if you ever come looking for me.
1225
01:11:16,480 --> 01:11:20,079
You know why? 'Cause I made it
big. I made it fucking big, disco.
1226
01:11:20,080 --> 01:11:21,945
I'm in the piss game now.
1227
01:11:22,120 --> 01:11:25,430
Jesus Christ, just take my fucking
piss, alright, and leave me alone.
1228
01:11:32,360 --> 01:11:34,319
- How ya doing?
- Hi, Julian.
1229
01:11:34,320 --> 01:11:37,039
Hey, your grandsons are robbing me.
1230
01:11:37,040 --> 01:11:39,319
Yeah, you don't
understand what I'm saying.
1231
01:11:39,320 --> 01:11:41,319
- Alright, it's good to see you.
- Nice to...
1232
01:11:41,320 --> 01:11:42,867
Okay, I'm alright.
1233
01:11:54,600 --> 01:11:56,829
He looks pissed.
1234
01:11:56,840 --> 01:11:59,342
Double dynamite, Sasserbandy.
1235
01:11:59,760 --> 01:12:02,479
Looks like Cyrus
just got Julian good.
1236
01:12:02,480 --> 01:12:08,589
You know the nice thing about assholes?
Someone always comes along to wipe 'em up.
1237
01:12:09,240 --> 01:12:10,821
He's going in the club.
1238
01:12:11,560 --> 01:12:14,540
Now. We make the call now, Randy.
1239
01:12:15,080 --> 01:12:19,346
- Shit, no service.
- Ugh, for fuck's sakes!
1240
01:12:21,920 --> 01:12:24,999
Hello, I'd like to
report a disturbance.
1241
01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:29,346
There are suspicious men standing
out front of the Club Violetta.
1242
01:12:29,440 --> 01:12:34,199
Yeah, they're by an
orange VW 70's camper van
1243
01:12:34,200 --> 01:12:37,439
and they're talking about a bomb
that's located underneath it.
1244
01:12:37,440 --> 01:12:40,039
- Juliaaaan!
- Julian!
1245
01:12:40,040 --> 01:12:41,959
Can you excuse me for a second?
1246
01:12:41,960 --> 01:12:44,559
Julian, what are you doing,
shuffling the ladies away?
1247
01:12:44,560 --> 01:12:48,559
- Boys, I just got fucking robbed.
- Robbed? The fuck are you talking about?
1248
01:12:48,560 --> 01:12:51,079
- They pulled guns out on me.
- Who the fuck would rob piss?!
1249
01:12:51,080 --> 01:12:54,663
- Cyrus.
- What?!
1250
01:12:59,640 --> 01:13:03,383
Boys are in for a
little Montreal surprise.
1251
01:13:14,280 --> 01:13:16,862
Ah, c'est juste de la cocaine.
1252
01:13:17,360 --> 01:13:20,679
C'est juste de la cocaine.
1253
01:13:20,680 --> 01:13:22,679
C'est rentré a
lovertime, les boys!
1254
01:13:31,440 --> 01:13:34,039
There's been a complaint
against you guys, okay?
1255
01:13:34,040 --> 01:13:36,759
I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
Maybe you have some money to pay your bills?
1256
01:13:36,760 --> 01:13:40,399
Chill out, there, muscular
fucking Simon and Garfunkel.
1257
01:13:40,400 --> 01:13:42,140
Bubbs...
1258
01:13:42,160 --> 01:13:44,079
There's 75 bucks, I've
got more money in the car.
1259
01:13:44,080 --> 01:13:46,599
Is that cool? Can I go get it?
1260
01:13:46,600 --> 01:13:48,279
Okay.
1261
01:13:48,280 --> 01:13:50,439
- Fucking bullshit, Julian.
- Big fuck up, Julian.
1262
01:13:50,440 --> 01:13:52,829
Meet me out front in
two fucking minutes.
1263
01:13:53,400 --> 01:13:57,109
Ricky, what are we gonna do?
We just... That's fucking...
1264
01:13:57,440 --> 01:13:59,439
- That's bullshit.
- You should be working for me, Bubbs.
1265
01:13:59,440 --> 01:14:00,559
Every time we work for Julian...
1266
01:14:00,560 --> 01:14:02,479
- Ricky!
- What?
1267
01:14:02,480 --> 01:14:05,719
- Look up.
- Ah, fuck.
1268
01:14:05,720 --> 01:14:08,319
Son of a whore, we're on camera.
1269
01:14:08,320 --> 01:14:11,319
It's alright, we're not fucking gonna
be on there for long, though, are we?
1270
01:14:11,320 --> 01:14:14,790
- Ricky, Ricky...
- Fuck off!
1271
01:14:19,240 --> 01:14:23,631
- Let's get a fuckin' donair, boys!
- Ricky...
1272
01:14:30,240 --> 01:14:33,879
What?
1273
01:14:33,880 --> 01:14:37,359
Get out of your vehicle!
Get out of your vehicle!
1274
01:14:37,360 --> 01:14:39,119
- What's going on?
- You're under arrest.
1275
01:14:39,120 --> 01:14:42,359
- What is this? You're drinking and driving?
- What?
1276
01:14:42,360 --> 01:14:44,519
- We found cocaine in your vehicle.
- Cocaine?
1277
01:14:44,520 --> 01:14:46,341
We found cocaine in your vehicle.
1278
01:14:46,600 --> 01:14:49,439
What the fuck is this guy doing by my
van? Get this drunk away from my van.
1279
01:14:49,440 --> 01:14:51,519
- Who are you?
- Oh, just getting off work.
1280
01:14:51,520 --> 01:14:53,799
I thought that was
my van, but it's not.
1281
01:14:53,800 --> 01:14:57,861
- Alright, move along then. Move along.
- Yes, sir.
1282
01:14:58,360 --> 01:15:00,879
Officer, what are
you talking about?
1283
01:15:00,880 --> 01:15:02,599
- We found cocaine in your vehicle.
- Cocaine?
1284
01:15:02,600 --> 01:15:05,307
- Yeah.
- I don't know how cocaine got in my van!
1285
01:15:05,880 --> 01:15:08,039
- You know what? I was set up.
- Really?
1286
01:15:08,040 --> 01:15:09,879
- Either by a guy named Cyrus.
- Uh-huh...
1287
01:15:09,880 --> 01:15:12,661
Or a drunk trailer-park
supervisor that's in love with me.
1288
01:15:14,080 --> 01:15:17,982
Shit's stinkin' now, bud.
1289
01:15:18,200 --> 01:15:20,799
- What...
- So I suppose these aren't yours either?
1290
01:15:20,800 --> 01:15:24,199
No, the cocks are
mine. The cocaine isn't.
1291
01:15:24,200 --> 01:15:27,399
- Can we go home, now?
- Sure, Julian.
1292
01:15:27,400 --> 01:15:30,119
- You just called me Julian.
- No, I didn't call you Julian.
1293
01:15:30,120 --> 01:15:34,420
The bouncer just gave this to my colleague.
Is your name Philadelphia Collins?
1294
01:15:34,720 --> 01:15:37,559
- Yeah, my name's Phil Collins.
- Well, Mr. Phil Collins,
1295
01:15:37,560 --> 01:15:40,399
you're under arrest for possession
of cocaine with intent to traffic,
1296
01:15:40,400 --> 01:15:41,919
and drinking and driving.
1297
01:15:41,920 --> 01:15:44,399
Fuck!
1298
01:15:46,880 --> 01:15:51,079
We didn't get Ricky. Fuck!
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Rand.
1299
01:15:51,080 --> 01:15:53,264
- Bubbles took off over there.
- Where?
1300
01:15:56,360 --> 01:15:58,066
Hey, Bubbles!
1301
01:15:59,040 --> 01:16:01,304
How ya doin', bud? Where's Ricky?
1302
01:16:02,200 --> 01:16:05,519
Sorry this shit went down
the pipe the way it did, bud.
1303
01:16:05,520 --> 01:16:07,239
Bubbles, you want a lift?
1304
01:16:07,240 --> 01:16:09,469
How about a drink?
1305
01:16:10,560 --> 01:16:13,679
Randy... Randy, hop out
and get the man a drink.
1306
01:16:13,680 --> 01:16:15,741
What'll ya have, bud?
1307
01:16:20,880 --> 01:16:23,879
Good think we found you, Bubbs.
We'll get you out of this weather.
1308
01:16:23,880 --> 01:16:28,066
- Rum?
- Double rum and coke, Randy, please.
1309
01:16:32,120 --> 01:16:33,679
Nice shoes, Randy.
1310
01:16:33,680 --> 01:16:36,751
- Thanks, Bubbles. Lime?
- No fucking lime!
1311
01:16:38,280 --> 01:16:40,270
There you go, Bubbs.
1312
01:16:40,920 --> 01:16:44,071
Actually, maybe I'll have a
beer. You guys got any beer?
1313
01:16:44,320 --> 01:16:46,106
Grab the man a beer.
1314
01:16:46,400 --> 01:16:47,947
Huh! Thanks, bud.
1315
01:16:53,000 --> 01:16:56,788
- You dirty, drunk bastard.
- You fuckin' goofball!
1316
01:16:57,160 --> 01:16:59,319
Come on Randy. Don't
fight me, Randy.
1317
01:16:59,320 --> 01:17:01,504
Don't fight me.
1318
01:17:02,920 --> 01:17:05,999
- What are you doing, Bubbles?
- Get down, Randy.
1319
01:17:06,000 --> 01:17:07,839
- Bubbles!
- Fucking bottle fight?
1320
01:17:07,840 --> 01:17:11,119
You got no way out, Bubbles!
You're not going anywhere.
1321
01:17:11,120 --> 01:17:13,319
Give it up.
1322
01:17:13,320 --> 01:17:15,399
Fuck you, Lahey!
1323
01:17:15,400 --> 01:17:18,119
Here comes the Captain!
1324
01:17:18,120 --> 01:17:21,669
Randy! You okay, bud?
1325
01:17:24,080 --> 01:17:26,787
Ya missed me, Lahey,
ya fuckin' dickweed!
1326
01:17:27,400 --> 01:17:29,584
Talk to me, bud!
1327
01:17:30,240 --> 01:17:32,230
Fuck you, Lahey!
1328
01:17:32,640 --> 01:17:35,399
Hey Bubbs, seen the
new 2-litre bottles?
1329
01:17:35,400 --> 01:17:37,265
Fuck you!
1330
01:17:38,960 --> 01:17:40,586
Drunk bastard!
1331
01:17:42,720 --> 01:17:44,426
What are you doing, Bubbles?
1332
01:17:44,960 --> 01:17:48,464
Bubbles! Bubbles! Shit...
1333
01:17:49,440 --> 01:17:50,987
Randy!
1334
01:17:54,800 --> 01:17:56,586
Jesus Christ, Ricky!
1335
01:17:57,440 --> 01:18:00,546
Ricky! Ricky!
1336
01:18:01,480 --> 01:18:05,519
Oh my God. Wake up, come
on. Where's your shoe?
1337
01:18:05,520 --> 01:18:07,226
- Here, get in.
- What the fuck are you doing
1338
01:18:07,280 --> 01:18:09,239
- with Lahey's car man?
- I bottle-fought him for it.
1339
01:18:09,240 --> 01:18:11,239
What the fuck do the
cops want with Julian?
1340
01:18:11,240 --> 01:18:14,239
Lahey framed Julian, Ricky.
Julian took the wrap for us.
1341
01:18:24,400 --> 01:18:28,239
♪ When was the last time you
got up before the sun... ♪
1342
01:18:28,240 --> 01:18:29,866
'Morning, Ricky.
1343
01:18:30,480 --> 01:18:32,079
Where the fuck is the camper?
1344
01:18:32,080 --> 01:18:34,105
They fucking impounded it.
1345
01:18:35,200 --> 01:18:36,519
Where the fuck are we?
1346
01:18:36,520 --> 01:18:39,022
We're in Ottawa, Ricky.
1347
01:18:39,200 --> 01:18:42,239
Fuck yes, Bubbles! Is
that Parmelent Hill?
1348
01:18:42,240 --> 01:18:43,787
We're in time.
1349
01:18:43,840 --> 01:18:46,260
Pull this fucking thing
over, man. Let's do this.
1350
01:18:46,360 --> 01:18:49,839
- Just a second, I gotta fucking...
- Jesus Christ, there's Mounties everywhere.
1351
01:18:49,840 --> 01:18:50,919
Check this fucking thing out.
1352
01:18:50,920 --> 01:18:52,439
Ah, that's decent, Ricky.
1353
01:18:52,440 --> 01:18:54,879
- Fucking medallion.
- That's decent.
1354
01:18:54,880 --> 01:18:57,079
Here, hop up there,
I built you a new shoe.
1355
01:18:57,080 --> 01:18:59,719
- Wicked!
- Try that on for size.
1356
01:18:59,720 --> 01:19:02,199
- It's great.
- Perfect fit, Weederella.
1357
01:19:02,200 --> 01:19:04,759
Start introducing the
speakers. We've got a lot
1358
01:19:04,760 --> 01:19:09,039
of amazing speakers here today
because this is about using our vote
1359
01:19:09,040 --> 01:19:13,799
to change the way our
country is run, right?
1360
01:19:13,800 --> 01:19:16,519
Holy fuck, look at
all the people here!
1361
01:19:16,520 --> 01:19:18,359
Ricky, we're not going
to get into this hearing.
1362
01:19:18,360 --> 01:19:21,479
Not a problem, Bubbles. I'll
get us into this fucking hearing.
1363
01:19:21,480 --> 01:19:25,359
Attention friends, this is some of
the best dope you will ever smoke.
1364
01:19:25,360 --> 01:19:27,239
It's 10 ounces. I will
give this to anybody
1365
01:19:27,240 --> 01:19:29,868
that gives their place to
me and this guy in line.
1366
01:19:30,640 --> 01:19:34,159
Seriously? Nobody wants to go home,
get high as fuck and watch this on TV
1367
01:19:34,160 --> 01:19:35,866
instead of being here?
1368
01:19:36,480 --> 01:19:38,759
Just a second Bubbs, I can't do this.
1369
01:19:38,760 --> 01:19:41,740
- I gotta smoke another joint.
- Ricky...
1370
01:19:43,080 --> 01:19:44,719
Ricky, what are you doing?
1371
01:19:44,720 --> 01:19:46,439
Ricky, hurry up, hurry up.
1372
01:19:46,440 --> 01:19:49,591
The cops are right there.
1373
01:19:58,160 --> 01:19:59,991
Hi, there.
1374
01:20:02,440 --> 01:20:04,021
Alright man, let's do this.
1375
01:20:12,000 --> 01:20:14,439
We need to bring that money
into the legitimate economy,
1376
01:20:14,440 --> 01:20:16,839
take it away from gangs
and organized crime,
1377
01:20:16,840 --> 01:20:19,679
let people operate
openly and transparently
1378
01:20:19,680 --> 01:20:22,319
so they can pay their taxes
and contribute to society.
1379
01:20:22,320 --> 01:20:26,188
Thank you, Ms. Emery.
Now, before we move on...
1380
01:20:26,440 --> 01:20:28,319
perhaps it's time for some
comment from the floor.
1381
01:20:28,320 --> 01:20:30,719
There's a gentleman
from Vancouver. Sir?
1382
01:20:30,720 --> 01:20:34,119
Yeah, yeah. Actually, can you just
sit back down, if you don't mind?
1383
01:20:34,120 --> 01:20:35,799
I got something to say,
it's really important.
1384
01:20:35,800 --> 01:20:37,679
I'd like to go first, if
that's okay, everybody.
1385
01:20:37,680 --> 01:20:40,159
It's a bit of an emergency.
I don't know how much time I have.
1386
01:20:40,160 --> 01:20:42,359
- No objection?
- No.
1387
01:20:42,360 --> 01:20:43,827
Go ahead.
1388
01:20:44,040 --> 01:20:46,383
Well, thank you, all the
peoples that are here.
1389
01:20:46,720 --> 01:20:49,719
I myself am a farmer. I grow dope.
1390
01:20:52,600 --> 01:20:55,799
This is what I grow right here,
the best fucking weed in Canada.
1391
01:20:55,800 --> 01:20:58,639
I'm just going to pass some out,
you guys can have a smell and...
1392
01:20:58,640 --> 01:21:00,559
taste if you want.
1393
01:21:00,560 --> 01:21:02,983
Just get the fuck out
of the way, thank you.
1394
01:21:03,280 --> 01:21:04,702
Here guys, smell it.
1395
01:21:05,360 --> 01:21:08,519
It's just a plant. A plant that
grows by other nature on this planet
1396
01:21:08,520 --> 01:21:10,199
and makes the world a
better fucking place.
1397
01:21:10,200 --> 01:21:12,319
Yeah!
1398
01:21:12,320 --> 01:21:14,079
Hand it out, Ricky!
1399
01:21:14,080 --> 01:21:16,879
- Order, we're going to have order in here.
- Have some.
1400
01:21:16,880 --> 01:21:19,199
That's my friend.
That's my friend Ricky.
1401
01:21:19,200 --> 01:21:21,759
Point of order.
1402
01:21:21,760 --> 01:21:24,999
I thought that's why we're here,
guys, to talk about fucking dope, okay?
1403
01:21:25,000 --> 01:21:27,239
So let's just spin some
of that up, pass it around,
1404
01:21:27,240 --> 01:21:29,159
- and see what the fuck happens.
- Is that why you came here?
1405
01:21:29,160 --> 01:21:31,559
You hoping to go to jail?
1406
01:21:31,560 --> 01:21:33,079
- What's that?
- You're hoping you'll be
1407
01:21:33,080 --> 01:21:34,599
hauled off to jail, is that it?
1408
01:21:34,600 --> 01:21:36,639
I'm sick of fucking being arrested,
1409
01:21:36,640 --> 01:21:39,719
'cause your goddamn stupid laws right
now. I've been to jail 17 or 18 times
1410
01:21:39,720 --> 01:21:42,319
'cause of your fucked up
laws. That's the problem.
1411
01:21:42,320 --> 01:21:45,599
How the fuck can I be under arrest
for bringing my dope here, that I grew,
1412
01:21:45,600 --> 01:21:48,479
and then in two days, or whenever
the fuck it is, you legalize it?
1413
01:21:48,480 --> 01:21:51,519
What are you going to do? Unarrest me?
How can I be under arrest for bringing dope
1414
01:21:51,520 --> 01:21:53,759
to a government talking
that's about dope?
1415
01:21:53,760 --> 01:21:56,279
It's a gift, anyway. I'm fucking
giving it to you, it's free.
1416
01:21:56,280 --> 01:21:58,799
- Are you trying to demonstrate something?
- Take it easy there, Bobby Barker,
1417
01:21:58,800 --> 01:22:00,559
this isn't the fucking
Price is Right, okay?
1418
01:22:00,560 --> 01:22:02,599
You're not running the
fucking show right now, I am.
1419
01:22:02,600 --> 01:22:04,839
You know what else is bullshit?
1420
01:22:04,840 --> 01:22:08,039
You can't smoke a joint, but you
can get drunk as fuck on liquor,
1421
01:22:08,040 --> 01:22:10,639
smoke cigarettes and shit
yourself to death, no problem.
1422
01:22:12,160 --> 01:22:13,999
You guys can all shut the fuck up.
1423
01:22:14,000 --> 01:22:16,719
We know that cigarettes will kill
you. How fucked is that, guys?
1424
01:22:16,720 --> 01:22:19,479
You got no problem with that? You
guys can't get involved with dope.
1425
01:22:19,480 --> 01:22:22,239
You're going to fuck it up. You
fuck everything up with taxes.
1426
01:22:22,240 --> 01:22:24,799
I've never charged tax on my
fucking dope when I sell it.
1427
01:22:24,800 --> 01:22:26,340
That's fucked right there.
1428
01:22:26,400 --> 01:22:28,479
That's right! Cigarettes
are fucking bullshit!
1429
01:22:28,480 --> 01:22:29,919
Sit down, sir.
1430
01:22:29,920 --> 01:22:31,559
Fuck off, dick chin.
1431
01:22:31,560 --> 01:22:33,399
Fucking be nice to him.
That's my friend, Bubbles.
1432
01:22:33,400 --> 01:22:35,079
- Are you trying to be in charge?
- You're not in charge.
1433
01:22:35,080 --> 01:22:36,759
I'm not trying to be in charge...
1434
01:22:36,760 --> 01:22:39,039
Are you capable of
making a logical argument?
1435
01:22:39,040 --> 01:22:40,401
I don't even know what that means.
1436
01:22:43,600 --> 01:22:45,599
I think you just
answered my question.
1437
01:22:45,600 --> 01:22:48,159
I'm a weed grower. That's why
I'm fucking here, for my rights.
1438
01:22:48,160 --> 01:22:51,399
My dad recently passed away and
I'm here for this fucking cause,
1439
01:22:51,400 --> 01:22:53,879
and you should be listening
to me. Weed is a medicine.
1440
01:22:53,880 --> 01:22:55,679
It fucking always has
been, it helps people.
1441
01:22:55,680 --> 01:22:57,839
We should be researching
the thernapeutic qualities,
1442
01:22:57,840 --> 01:23:00,839
not fucking trying to throw
good people in jail like me.
1443
01:23:00,840 --> 01:23:02,839
Here, here!
1444
01:23:02,840 --> 01:23:04,679
That's fucked up, man,
1445
01:23:04,680 --> 01:23:08,439
because of fucking Santa
Clause here. That's bullshit.
1446
01:23:08,440 --> 01:23:11,639
Ricky! Ricky! Ricky!
1447
01:23:11,640 --> 01:23:15,479
I'm suing the Canadian government for
11 years radioactive lost fucking wages
1448
01:23:15,480 --> 01:23:18,359
and a 25-year medical
marijuana license.
1449
01:23:18,360 --> 01:23:21,319
Sir, this is not a court,
this is a public hearing.
1450
01:23:21,320 --> 01:23:23,390
Well, I can't fucking
afford a court.
1451
01:23:23,440 --> 01:23:25,999
So I'm going to make this my fucking
court, if that's okay with everybody.
1452
01:23:26,000 --> 01:23:27,999
Is that cool?
1453
01:23:28,000 --> 01:23:31,639
Yes! Court is in session!
Let's hear it for Ricky!
1454
01:23:31,640 --> 01:23:33,301
You definitely smoke dope.
1455
01:23:33,320 --> 01:23:35,639
Christmas dinner, turkey
dinner, I guaran-fucking-tee it.
1456
01:23:35,640 --> 01:23:38,359
You fuckin' smoke dope, don't ya?
You guys can't decriminalize it, okay?
1457
01:23:38,360 --> 01:23:40,639
If you do, you got to
decriminalize me and my past.
1458
01:23:40,640 --> 01:23:44,319
Don't legalize it! Please, don't
fucking legalize it! You can't!
1459
01:23:44,320 --> 01:23:47,559
It's not fucking fair! Fucking hippoclits!
Yeah, you're gonna keep that weed aren't you?
1460
01:23:47,560 --> 01:23:49,279
I bet you're gonna fucking
smoke it at lunch time!
1461
01:23:49,280 --> 01:23:52,181
- Fucking hippoclits!
- Alright, we'll take a break now.
1462
01:23:52,640 --> 01:23:56,826
Oh, ugh... Let's
find the car, Rand.
1463
01:23:56,840 --> 01:23:58,546
Agh...
1464
01:23:59,240 --> 01:24:02,359
Can't we just get some
cheap flights and fly home?
1465
01:24:02,360 --> 01:24:05,227
Can a car fly home, Randy?
1466
01:24:07,560 --> 01:24:09,639
Hey, Ricky, you were great in there.
1467
01:24:09,640 --> 01:24:11,799
Listen, I'm a lawyer,
okay? Here's my card.
1468
01:24:11,800 --> 01:24:14,839
I think I can't get that political arrest
thrown out in court in, like, a week,
1469
01:24:14,840 --> 01:24:17,399
and I can probably get you a
medical marijuana license, alright?
1470
01:24:17,400 --> 01:24:19,039
Keep in touch! Rockstar case!
1471
01:24:19,040 --> 01:24:21,986
- I can help you, alright?
- Fucking awesome.
1472
01:24:26,440 --> 01:24:28,544
♪ Sloooooooooow ♪
1473
01:24:30,280 --> 01:24:31,399
♪ Fried baloney ♪
1474
01:24:31,400 --> 01:24:33,743
Fuck off, Randy.
1475
01:24:34,120 --> 01:24:36,065
How ya doin', bud?
1476
01:24:36,520 --> 01:24:38,260
♪ Sloooooooow ♪
1477
01:24:40,520 --> 01:24:41,919
♪ Fried baloney ♪
1478
01:24:41,920 --> 01:24:43,706
Randy!!!
1479
01:24:43,960 --> 01:24:45,839
You were fucking
awesome in there, Ricky.
1480
01:24:45,840 --> 01:24:48,959
Thanks. I think the old man
would have been proud of me.
1481
01:24:48,960 --> 01:24:51,759
Fucking right, he woulda
been. That was amazing.
1482
01:24:51,760 --> 01:24:54,661
Take it easy. Fuck.
1483
01:24:58,120 --> 01:25:02,279
Well, look who's going to jail.
Over six plants is a year, Ricky.
1484
01:25:02,280 --> 01:25:03,702
Back off!
1485
01:25:04,400 --> 01:25:06,319
- Give me my fucking car keys, Bubbles.
- I don't have your fucking car keys.
1486
01:25:06,320 --> 01:25:08,239
- Get him, Randy.
- Give us the keys.
1487
01:25:08,240 --> 01:25:09,799
Fuck off!
1488
01:25:09,800 --> 01:25:11,079
I got 'em.
1489
01:25:11,080 --> 01:25:13,439
- Back off.
- What's that?
1490
01:25:17,720 --> 01:25:20,159
Look who's wearing the
shit shoes now, Ricky.
1491
01:25:23,680 --> 01:25:26,999
Fuck this! Mr. Lahey
planted the coke on Julian.
1492
01:25:27,000 --> 01:25:29,519
I'll testify to that,
Bubbles. Let me go.
1493
01:25:29,520 --> 01:25:31,319
Put the fucking Taser down, Lahey.
1494
01:25:31,320 --> 01:25:33,439
You love Randy. Don't
electrocute him in his belly.
1495
01:25:36,080 --> 01:25:37,627
You're next, Bubbles.
1496
01:25:37,720 --> 01:25:40,268
Now, I'm gonna fuck ya.
1497
01:25:41,080 --> 01:25:45,551
- What the fuck, bud? Yeah...
- I got this, Bubbles.
1498
01:25:45,960 --> 01:25:48,679
Let's go! I've been waiting to fight
you my whole fucking life, Lahey.
1499
01:25:48,680 --> 01:25:50,181
Punch in the face, Ricky?
1500
01:25:50,360 --> 01:25:53,511
Fuck! That was good a
shot, you fuckin' idiot.
1501
01:25:55,640 --> 01:25:57,719
Ah, fuck!
1502
01:25:57,720 --> 01:25:59,279
Freeze!
1503
01:25:59,280 --> 01:26:02,319
One little drink, for courage.
1504
01:26:10,240 --> 01:26:11,559
Agh...
1505
01:26:17,720 --> 01:26:20,119
Guess you lose and I
win this one, huh, fucky?
1506
01:26:20,120 --> 01:26:22,907
No... I won.
1507
01:26:28,240 --> 01:26:30,439
I'm really disappointed in Randy.
1508
01:26:30,440 --> 01:26:32,879
We decided to take a
little break for a while.
1509
01:26:32,880 --> 01:26:34,541
My decision.
1510
01:26:35,160 --> 01:26:38,719
Good news, the Taser shock
somehow reversed my stroke.
1511
01:26:38,720 --> 01:26:41,879
I've never felt... I haven't felt
this good in many, many years.
1512
01:26:41,880 --> 01:26:43,279
Good, one, two.
1513
01:26:43,280 --> 01:26:45,782
I'm dating again in here.
1514
01:26:47,680 --> 01:26:50,719
I've only got seven months
left, which is great.
1515
01:26:50,720 --> 01:26:52,399
White liquor's what fucked me up.
1516
01:26:54,040 --> 01:26:55,879
For fuck's sakes. Randy!!!
1517
01:27:03,000 --> 01:27:05,759
I thought I'd miss
him, but I don't.
1518
01:27:05,760 --> 01:27:07,479
I'm also hooking at night again.
1519
01:27:07,480 --> 01:27:09,470
Good choice for me.
1520
01:27:09,680 --> 01:27:11,759
Well, I guess Lucy got tired
of banging George Green.
1521
01:27:11,760 --> 01:27:13,839
She kicked him out of the
trailer, which is great.
1522
01:27:13,840 --> 01:27:16,119
And I'm spending a lot more
time around Trinity, and...
1523
01:27:16,120 --> 01:27:19,399
things aren't 100% between me and
Lucy, but we'll see how things go.
1524
01:27:19,400 --> 01:27:22,599
Hey, if Stretch-Arm-Weak's here, that
must mean Julian's out the joint.
1525
01:27:22,600 --> 01:27:24,829
- You know what I'm saying?
- Hey, Jacob.
1526
01:27:24,840 --> 01:27:28,959
- Look at that fuckin' sign.
- Ray Christ!
1527
01:27:28,960 --> 01:27:30,279
Hey Sarah, how's the pH?
1528
01:27:30,280 --> 01:27:31,879
- It's good.
- Good.
1529
01:27:31,880 --> 01:27:33,799
- How'd we do?
- Real good.
1530
01:27:33,800 --> 01:27:35,759
- Holy fuck!
- Cool, boss?
1531
01:27:35,760 --> 01:27:37,910
- Yeah.
- Alright, let's go, babe.
1532
01:27:38,720 --> 01:27:40,999
- Want some soups?
- One can each.
1533
01:27:41,000 --> 01:27:42,439
Guess who's out, dawg.
1534
01:27:42,440 --> 01:27:44,959
You're looking at
him. I'm a free man.
1535
01:27:44,960 --> 01:27:48,759
Judge gave him bail. It was a female
judge and I think she was feeling him.
1536
01:27:48,760 --> 01:27:52,104
I admit it, I've made
some mistakes in my life.
1537
01:27:52,280 --> 01:27:56,039
And... maybe the piss game was
the biggest mistake of my life
1538
01:27:56,040 --> 01:28:00,784
because not only did it...
fuck me up financially...
1539
01:28:00,920 --> 01:28:02,959
it fucked me up emotionally.
1540
01:28:02,960 --> 01:28:04,660
For the first time in my life,
1541
01:28:04,840 --> 01:28:06,399
I actually don't feel like
telling the government to fuck off.
1542
01:28:06,400 --> 01:28:08,759
They dropped all the charges,
which is fucking great.
1543
01:28:08,760 --> 01:28:12,279
And they offered me a license to grow
medical marijuana for five fucking years.
1544
01:28:12,280 --> 01:28:15,159
So for the first time in my
life, I am growing fucking weed
1545
01:28:15,160 --> 01:28:17,119
and it's totally legal.
1546
01:28:17,120 --> 01:28:19,279
Which is the way it should be.
It's the new fucking mellemium.
1547
01:28:19,280 --> 01:28:20,879
Watch out for Randy!
1548
01:28:20,880 --> 01:28:22,519
Straight back,
Ricky, straight back!
1549
01:28:25,360 --> 01:28:27,839
10 more feet Ricky, 10 more feet!
1550
01:28:27,840 --> 01:28:29,830
Okay, cut her there!
1551
01:28:30,080 --> 01:28:31,599
Cut her, cut her!
1552
01:28:31,600 --> 01:28:32,679
Straight back.
1553
01:28:35,920 --> 01:28:39,867
Brakes, Ricky!
1554
01:28:40,760 --> 01:28:42,341
Yes!
1555
01:28:45,600 --> 01:28:47,159
New crib's dope, Bubbles.
1556
01:28:47,160 --> 01:28:48,759
- Thanks.
- You own all this?
1557
01:28:48,760 --> 01:28:51,279
- It's all mine boys, come on in.
- Sweet, man.
1558
01:28:51,280 --> 01:28:54,159
- Make yourselves at home, boys.
- I'm going to roll a joint.
1559
01:28:54,160 --> 01:28:56,981
I'm not here to fuck with you guys.
1560
01:28:58,120 --> 01:29:01,999
What's going on, Randy?
Are you... hooking again?
1561
01:29:02,000 --> 01:29:03,679
Yeah, I am.
1562
01:29:03,680 --> 01:29:05,639
You be surprised how many
freaky-ass motherfuckers
1563
01:29:05,640 --> 01:29:07,759
are in to big-gutted
hairy bitches.
1564
01:29:07,760 --> 01:29:11,879
Listen man, I really appreciate
what you did for me, Randy.
1565
01:29:11,880 --> 01:29:13,479
- You're alright, bud.
- Thanks, Julian.
1566
01:29:13,480 --> 01:29:15,999
- Alright, alright, alright.
- Thanks a lot.
1567
01:29:16,000 --> 01:29:18,628
- Ricky, you got mail.
- What the fuck is that?
1568
01:29:20,320 --> 01:29:22,390
Hey J-Roc, do we got a CDR?
1569
01:29:36,480 --> 01:29:40,143
Whoa, hey, ahem... Ricky.
1570
01:29:40,600 --> 01:29:43,719
Hey buddy, it's the old man.
1571
01:29:43,720 --> 01:29:46,063
As you can see, I'm alive and well.
1572
01:29:47,520 --> 01:29:51,103
Living in a dump in
Florida, making liquor...
1573
01:29:52,680 --> 01:29:55,079
In fact, I'm kinda drunk
right now buddy, so...
1574
01:29:55,080 --> 01:29:57,359
gi... give me a second.
1575
01:29:57,360 --> 01:29:59,624
So Rick, listen, I uh...
1576
01:30:00,920 --> 01:30:05,345
I did an insurance scam,
buddy... Life insurance.
1577
01:30:05,760 --> 01:30:08,501
Made $11,000.
1578
01:30:09,440 --> 01:30:13,786
$11,000! I mean, you know how far
that would go in a Florida dump?
1579
01:30:14,040 --> 01:30:16,039
I'm set for life, pal.
1580
01:30:16,040 --> 01:30:18,239
Fucking genius.
1581
01:30:18,240 --> 01:30:20,629
Saw you on television, Rick.
1582
01:30:21,440 --> 01:30:22,759
You were fantastic.
1583
01:30:22,760 --> 01:30:24,879
Thanks, Dad.
1584
01:30:24,880 --> 01:30:27,639
My family's here, in Sunnyvale.
1585
01:30:27,640 --> 01:30:32,429
This is where I'm meant to be, with
Ricky and Julian and... everybody.
1586
01:30:32,560 --> 01:30:34,239
This is my home.
1587
01:30:34,240 --> 01:30:37,107
I learned a lot of things
on this whole journey.
1588
01:30:37,320 --> 01:30:40,426
One of them's that I gotta
gear down on the liquor.
1589
01:30:40,960 --> 01:30:42,839
And ramp it up on the dope.
1590
01:33:00,200 --> 01:33:02,748
♪ Slooooooooooow ♪
1591
01:33:04,520 --> 01:33:06,799
♪ Fried baloney ♪
1592
01:33:06,800 --> 01:33:09,268
♪ Oh I got to have some ♪
1593
01:33:10,040 --> 01:33:13,271
♪ Slooooooooooow ♪
1594
01:33:14,400 --> 01:33:16,719
♪ Fried baloney ♪
1595
01:33:16,720 --> 01:33:17,799
♪ Oh ♪
1596
01:33:17,800 --> 01:33:19,904
♪ Yes that tastes good ♪
1597
01:33:20,120 --> 01:33:22,941
♪ Slooooooooooow ♪
1598
01:33:24,560 --> 01:33:26,799
♪ Fried baloney ♪
1599
01:33:26,800 --> 01:33:28,426
♪ Give it to me ♪
1600
01:33:28,480 --> 01:33:30,550
♪ Oh I get to have it ♪
1601
01:33:59,760 --> 01:34:02,866
♪ Slooooooooooow ♪
1602
01:34:04,080 --> 01:34:06,679
♪ Fried baloney ♪
1603
01:34:06,680 --> 01:34:08,989
♪ I'm gonna take
some home yeah ♪
1604
01:34:09,600 --> 01:34:12,910
♪ Slooooooooooow ♪
1605
01:34:13,760 --> 01:34:16,199
♪ Fried baloney ♪
1606
01:34:16,200 --> 01:34:19,146
♪ Oh tastes good hmm ♪
1607
01:34:19,400 --> 01:34:21,982
♪ Slooooooooooow ♪
1608
01:34:23,600 --> 01:34:25,879
♪ Fried baloney ♪
1609
01:34:25,880 --> 01:34:27,879
♪ Give me some
Yeah ♪
1610
01:34:27,880 --> 01:34:30,189
♪ I'm gonna take it
Yeah ♪
1611
01:34:31,120 --> 01:34:33,031
♪ You know what I'm gonna do ♪
1612
01:34:33,880 --> 01:34:37,509
♪ I'm gonna put some in the frying
pan and I'm gonna cook it up ♪
1613
01:34:37,560 --> 01:34:41,462
♪ I'm gonna throw it in the
pot I'm gonna pour it up ♪
1614
01:34:41,880 --> 01:34:44,119
♪ I'm gonna take a
suck out of that ♪
1615
01:34:44,120 --> 01:34:47,239
♪ I'm gonna throw it on the floor and
I'll pick it up and I'm gonna eat it ♪
1616
01:34:47,240 --> 01:34:50,399
♪ 'Cause it tastes good
and I love baloney son ♪
1617
01:34:50,400 --> 01:34:53,559
♪ I love it
I love it I love it ♪
1618
01:34:53,560 --> 01:34:56,239
♪ I got to have it
I got to have it... ♪
1619
01:34:56,240 --> 01:34:58,708
Subtitling: Luis-subs. Ecuador.134005
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