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Let us out!

Open up!

- Let us out! - Out of the way!

Adam, stop! You're hurting yourself!

You don't want to hurt yourself.

Leave that to us.

Let us out! Let us out! Let us out!

What are you gonna do to us?

Is it gonna hurt?

I am not certain you want to hear the answers to your questions.

Ah!

Let us out!

You have trespassed and violated our sacred temple.

And for that, you must be punished.

Punished? But we're only here because...

I want to be a demon monk, too. That's why. Can I get some lessons?

Do you have a three-for-one special or something?

There are not enough lessons in the world

that can turn a worthless fool like you

into an Akki Monk, the most feared warrior in all the land.

- You and your monks don't scare us. - Yeah! You know why?

Do tell.

Because, uh...

Because Adam could totally destroy your best warrior.

- What? - Dude, it'll be easy.

Once they let you out, just grab the Ishibo.

Then you destroy those freaks with it,

we return it to that tree, and we can finally go home.

- Kai! - No, he's right.

See? Smart plan.

Hmm.

An interesting proposition.

If it's a battle you want, a battle you shall have!

Summon... Katsuro.

Go!

Take the prisoners outside.

- Outside? - Uh, yeah, can't we fight in here?

Are you kidding? We just cleaned the rug. Out!

"Smart plan"?

Remind me to set a height restriction on throne-carriers.

Adam.

Dude, tell him you changed your mind about fighting and stay in the cage.

Then how will we get the Ishibo?

Don't worry, I'll find a way to get in there and grab it.

He'll be fine, right?

Right.

No, he won't.

Where's Katsuro?

- You knock. - No, you knock.

No, you.

- Let's knock together on three. - O-Okay.

One, two...

Adam, get back in the cage!

This is a really stupid plan. Get back in the cage!

Katsuro!

Katsuro!

I can't watch.

Ah!

No!

Yes!

Yes? Yes!

Whoa! Dude! How did you do that?

I don't know. But pretty cool, huh?

Finish him!

Did you see that?

I... He... How...?

You did it! He did it!

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Yes!

Monks! Attack!

That's right. Run, you freaky flower pots!

Adam, the Ishibo.

Right.

Looking for something?

Huh?

Not the rug!

Ah!

Oh, no.

You may have bested Katsuro and my monks, boy.

But you are no match for me and the Ishibo.

Huh? What?

Are you seeing this?

I don't know what I'm seeing.

- Got it. - Who are they?

Go!

Give it back!

Don't think so.

You're gonna pay for that.

Yeah, not happening.

Ugh.

Really?

Now!

Hold on.

Whoa!

Adam, let us out!

- How did she do that? - Where did they come from?

I thought we were the only normal kids in this crazy place.

- Uh, we're not that normal. - Yeah, guess we're not.

And neither are they. She could fly. Did you see her fly?

Come on. We need to find those other kids

and get the Ishibo back or we'll never get home.

Your arm.

- I'm okay. - No, Adam, you're not.

- Where are you going? - The satchel!

Who do you think they were?

I don't know, but they had some crazy powers.

Why does everybody in this place have cool powers except me?

Drop it, Kai. If you want out of this place,

we need to get the Ishibo back.

There's still a bit of medicine in here.

Whoa.

That's some medicine.

Hey, thanks.

- What's happening? - Earthquake?

Worse. Way worse.

We're gonna need a lot more medicine.

- Adam, we need help. Should we...? - Help, please!

Yoo-hoo!

Well, well, well, looks like you folks are in a bit of a pickle.

Funny word, pickle. Try saying it fast.

Pickle, pickle, pickle, pickle, pickle, pickle, pickle, pickle, pickle, pickle.

This is no time for games, Weirdy!

Wrong!

Just help us!

Please!

You guys sure do ask for a lot of help.

Careful, you're running out.

Running out of what?

You guys okay?

If by "okay" you mean feeling like I've been tumbling

in a high-speed dryer for a week, then, yeah, I'm okay.

So where did he send us now?

Hey, what did he mean when he said we're running out?

No clue. We should've asked him who those other kids were.

Think he'd know?

I don't even know who I am, and you're asking what I think That Weird Guy knows?

Is this another lab?

Way better!

We're in a space ship?

Technically, a Class-X Orbital Shuttle.

Wow! How'd you figure that out?

It says right here on the manual.

Can it get us home?

Not yet. It's on emergency power for some reason.

I'll need to run some tests to see where the problem is.

Wait! We should look for the crew.

Hello? Anybody here?

Looks like it's just us.

Whoa!

Is this what I think it is?

It's a teleporter!

I need to get the power back up so we could test this baby out.

Kai, we should explore the rest of the ship.

- Shuttle. - Whatever.

Maybe the crew's asleep somewhere.

They can power it up and get us home.

You don't think I can figure it out,

- do you? - What?

Okay, so I'm not Jimmy Ju-Jitsu like you, or...

Mermaid Von... Doolittle like you.

I don't have any awesome superpowers. But this? I can do this.

Let him try, Adam.

Yeah. I know how much you love playing hero all the time,

but you can't karate chop or backflip your way out of here, so back off!

- Adam? Where are you going? - I'm looking for the crew.

Too harsh?

Hmm.

Hello?

- Any luck? - Getting there.

Ow!

You okay?

Yeah, I tripped on something.

- What? - Uh, I can't tell.

Aha!

I did it!

Kai?

Uh...

This can't be good.

Oh, you're messing with the wrong...

Ah!

Start the teleporter!

- You need to start the teleporter! - I need to start the teleporter!

There! Get in!

Ah!

- Hurry! - The button. Hit the button!

Phew!

Good thing you know what you're doing.

I'm starting to feel weird.

It worked!

And everything's where it should be.

Guess I can cross "chased by an alien" and "teleporting" off my bucket list.

Whoa-ho-ho!

Awesome!

A theme park!

Uh, is the theme depressing and disgusting?

Sure, it's a little old and run-down...

but this place looks like a ton of laughs.

Do it. Do it now!

Have fun!

Yes! Free ride!

This is awesome!

Yeah!

Whoo-hoo!

Guys.

Everybody hold on!

- So? - Was it fun? Was it fun? Was it fun?

- It was fun! - It was fun!

Benjamin! Benjamin! Benjamin!

Whoa!

Benjamini! Benjamini! Benjamini!

- Yeah! - Yeah!

Who are those guys?

I'm not sure,

but they're not trying to kill us, so that's good enough for me.

And that carousel was built by my grandfather, Big Ben.

Whoa!

What's this?

Well, it was a really fun House of Horrors ride,

but the cart's broken.

Yeah, I can see that.

Tell them why it's broken, Benjamin.

I thought I could fit.

I couldn't fit.

- Want me to try and fix it? - You can fix it?

Consider it done.

Kai, we don't have time for this. We have to find the Ishibo.

Adam, we could use a break.

Yeah, you're right.

Hey, why don't you kids stay here with us?

You can have the park all to yourselves.

Yes! Please stay?

Nobody ever stays.

Like those other kids that were here, before you showed up.

Other kids? What other kids?

Three of them, like you.

But they rushed out of here. They barely spoke to us.

Not fun at all.

You think it was them?

Did you see if they were carrying something?

Like a long stick or a staff?

Maybe. I don't remember.

Benjamini?

I don't remember either.

But the girl, she could fly.

Hey, who wants to go for a ride?

You fixed it!

We have to find them.

Benjamin, thanks for all the, uh... fun, but we have to go.

What? But you just got here.

Sorry, but we really need to find our way home.

Huh. Funny, that's what those other kids said, too.

- They did? - Oh, come on.

Can't we stay just a little longer so I can test out this ride?

Oh, please, please, please?

Ugh. Fine, but hurry up. It's getting dark.

- Yes! - Yes!

This is gonna be...

- Fun! - Fun!

- Whoo-hoo! - All right! Yay!

Oh!

Benjamin, can you tell us where those other kids were headed?

- They went out there, through the woods. - Can you point on the map?

This empty space here.

Do you know what's out there, past the woods?

No, no, no, no. We've never left the park.

- Never? - Were you born here?

Maybe. I don't remember.

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Whoa!

Great special effects.

These aren't special effects.

- The fire is real! - What?

Oh, sounds like they're having a scary good time.

- Kai! - Benjamini!

We have to save them!

- We need to get out! - No!

We have to go, now!

- We need to do something! - Mira, it's too late.

- Benjamini... - Kai...

No way.