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[woman exhales]
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[distant sirens blaring]
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I don't need a babysitter anymore.
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[eerie music playing]
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-[tense music playing]
-[panting]
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[music intensifies]
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-Hey, buddy. You OK?
-I... I just...
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[Cole pants]
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I thought...
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-[grunt]
-[panting]
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[sighs]
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[Cole] High school is worse
than a near-death experience.
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I can confidently tell you that because
I almost died five times in one night.
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I faced my fears.
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I conquered my demons. I...
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I survived.
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But she left no evidence.
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And for the past two years,
nobody believes me.
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-[man] We didn't find anyone, kid.
-My name's Cole.
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[man] Cole, sorry. Are you sure
there was someone else in there?
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There was when I drove into it.
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[Cole] Everyone assumed
that I made it all up. That I'm crazy.
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You wanna know what the only thing
worse than being invisible is?
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Not being invisible.
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Toss this pussy
into the mental ward, guys.
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[Cole] It's my own fault.
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I told everybody what happened. The...
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dead cops, the blood,
the guy with no shirt for no reason.
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I feel like Sarah Connor in Terminator 2,
trying to convince people robots are real.
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But... [exhales]
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the worst part is...
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I miss her.
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I get it. I get it.
You're a weird little dude
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with a crush on a murderous,
fictitious babysitter.
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-Freshman year's hard for everybody.
-No, I...
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I'm a junior.
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-You're a junior?
-Yeah. I've been coming for three years.
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-Your little punk-ass a junior?
-Mm-hmm.
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That settles it.
We just gotta get you laid.
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-That's your advice?
-That's what the fuck came out my mouth.
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-Aren't you also the nurse?
-Yes! From eight till two, I'm the nurse.
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Before that, I'm the guidance counselor.
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I went to Cornell, motherfucker!
I'm a psychiatrist!
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Why do you work here then?
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Why you breaking my balls? Why you...
I thought we were cool. We cool?
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-Yeah.
-I thought we were boys.
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Look, you're not my only student,
you know what I'm saying?
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I got 27 other kids out there.
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Some have gonorrhea, some of 'em
are more bipolar than Kanye West.
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Some of 'em got chlamydia.
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Yeast on your dick, gets in your mouth.
The shit gets in your eyes.
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-So gross!
-In your fucking eyes!
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This is a herpes couch you sitting on.
Herpes everywhere on this thing.
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[bell ringing]
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You hear that? That's the bell.
That means it's eight o'clock.
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Dr. Davis is checking out,
Big Carl's checking in.
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-Time for your flu shot.
-What?
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-Take a shot, or I'll kick some ass.
-What? No! No, no!
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[echoing scream]
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[rock riff plays]
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[student] Pussy!
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[girl] Loser.
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Come on.
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[guitar melody playing]
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[Melanie] Hey.
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Hey, Melanie.
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-Hey, you good?
-Me? Yeah... No.
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-[splutters] I'm great, actually.
-OK.
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-But you should tell your face.
-It's that obvious?
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You were with me that night.
You saw what I saw, right?
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-I mean, Bee, the cops, the blood--
-Cole...
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You gotta help me out.
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Didn't Dr. Davis say
not to talk about this stuff?
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Big Carl talks a lot
about "prioritizing positive memories,"
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like the time he saw Rihanna
at Outback Steakhouse.
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[snickers] Look,
that night you're talking about
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had running and hiding,
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but it also had kissing.
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Maybe just remember the kissing.
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You know?
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Besides,
you're supposed to hate this place.
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Any guy that thrives in high school
ends up prematurely bald
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with erectile dysfunction.
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-Oh, is that true?
-Yeah.
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Yo, Noodle!
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Please don't call me that.
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Come on, it's the cutest nickname!
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I thought you gave me the cutest nickname.
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There's nothing cute about you, Diego.
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-[boy 2 laughs] Touché, Boom Boom.
-Get off my dick, Jimmy.
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How you holding up, little man?
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Me? Good.
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Let me know if you need anything,
like a ride to the hospital or something.
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-I'm here for you, bro.
-OK.
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Yo, Jimmy!
You coming to the lake this weekend?
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Yeah, boy!
DJ Jimmy Jammy will be in full effect.
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[imitates bike revving]
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-Wanna walk to class with us?
-No, I'm just gonna go on my own.
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I admire your independence, little bro.
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I could never be cool with
not having friends. Peace, Coleslaw.
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Oh! Whoa! [girl 2 laughs]
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[man] Faust was a man
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who must ponder questions
on his own existential belief.
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So, therefore, what Mephistopheles wanted
from Dr. Faust
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-was answers on faith and--
-[knocking at door]
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["The Way I Walk" playing]
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All right, all you lions.
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This is our new transfer student,
Phoebe Atwell.
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She comes to us from
the Guardian Angel Program,
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where upstanding adult citizens
nominate disenfranchised youths
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from juvenile hall
to assimilate back into society.
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Let's give her a warm lion welcome.
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Roa--
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[bar squeaks]
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Class...
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[students roar unenthusiastically]
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[woman laughs]
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So, Phoebe,
tell us three things about yourself.
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[gulps]
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Well,
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I think snakes
are the most misunderstood reptiles...
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my favorite movie vacillates between
Deliverance or anything by Rob Reiner...
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and I'm late.
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What are you talking about?
You're right on time.
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Oh no, Principal Highbridge, my period.
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I'm nine days late.
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Oh.
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And Goddamn it, I was on the fence,
but I think I might keep it now.
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[plop]
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Because, looking...
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at all
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of your beautiful faces, I... [exhales]
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I'm just so overcome with optimism
for our future...
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I just wanna fucking scream.
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[Phoebe chuckles]
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[high-pitched scream]
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[screaming continues]
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[exhales]
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[music resumes]
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♪ The way I walk
Is just the way I walk... ♪
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[principal] All right. Uh, carry on,
Mr. Nordy. Chuckles, let's go.
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Hey, gingerpop,
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move your ass and leave the yogurt.
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♪ Just the way I smile ♪
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♪ Touch me baby, and I'll go hog wild ♪
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♪ The way I love is just the way I love ♪
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You crazy bitch.
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[mom] Hey, so I was reading this article
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-about St. John's wort.
-[Dad] Uh-huh.
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It's this, like...
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[splutters] ...homeopathy,
or homeopathy?
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Oh, I have no idea.
If you're asking me, I have no idea.
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-But cone of silence?
-Yeah.
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Sometimes I still get a little creeped out
with the whole Cole situation.
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[scoffs]
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-You're creeped out by your own kid?
-Yeah.
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I'm not creeped out,
but don't you think...
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-It's possible, right?
-What?
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-Like, don't you think--
-[both] Hey!
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Hey, buddy. [in Italian accent]
We just make a nice meal for you!
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-Yeah, rack of lamb, and, uh, and...
-And, uh, potato!
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-The potatoes and the broccolini.
-[laughs]
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-[Dad] The whole smorgasbord.
-How long you want me to take those for?
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[in normal voice]
Just... until you start feeling better.
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Yeah, buddy, just to keep
the imagination episodes at bay.
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It's...
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-Not forever.
-It's not forever.
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OK.
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But you know what is forever?
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Settin' the table.
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-[in Italian accent] You set-a the table.
-Oh, here he goes.
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[sighs]
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[computer chiming]
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Hey... Hey, Melanie.
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[clears throat] How's it go...
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[chiming continues]
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-[Melanie] Hey.
-Hey back. Hey back to you.
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Hey. [laughs]
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Um, OK, so,
I had a question about the lit paper.
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Oh, yeah, cool. Um...
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So, it's themes in Faust, right?
So, what do you think?
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-I see Gretchen as kind of an underdog.
-Yeah.
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A lonely character with a troubled past.
And then... then she's kinda executed.
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-I know. It's really--
-[chuckles]
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Whoa! [chuckles]
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That's a big bottle of lotion
you got there.
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Huh? Oh, th...
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No, this is, um...
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-It's 'cause I...
-[giggling]
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I just have exceptionally dry elbows.
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-Sexually dry?
-Exceptionally--
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-[knocking at door]
-Knock, knock. Oh, hey! Uh...
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I didn't mean to interrupt.
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-I'm sorry. You guys getting naked?
-No...
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-[Melanie] Mr. Johnson, what are you...
-You taking each other's clothes off?
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-No, Dad.
-We're not doing that.
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I... I didn't wanna ruin the moment.
I thought you guys were
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-hooking up online.
-Oh God.
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-Dad, it's not like that.
-Online hook-up.
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-'Cause you had the lotions out.
-I have exceptionally dry elbows.
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-But lotion's also used to masturbate.
-Dad! No! Why? Why?
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Uh-oh. Well...
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-Oh...
-[Dad] Hey! Hey!
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You and Melanie? What?
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Tell me. Come on. Are you guys a thing?
You're not a thing? What's happening?
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She...
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-doesn't see me like that.
-What?
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Her loss.
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And your gain.
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Or I'm not sure how it's your gain,
but it's her loss.
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OK.
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[inhales deeply] So, look, I know
you don't wanna take those pills,
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but you gotta show your mom and I
that you're at least trying.
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OK? Could you do that for me?
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I am trying, but you want me to tell you
that it was all in my head?
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Well, you know...
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I mean,
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I just want you to get better, you know?
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Get you back to feeling normal.
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-What if I'll never be normal?
-Don't say that.
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It's hard, but...
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-it's through adversity that--
-That we find our strength.
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We find our strength. Yes.
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I know.
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You've told me a thousand times, but...
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But you've also told me
to stay true to myself.
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Yes.
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And...
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-And now you're asking me to lie.
-I'm not asking you to lie.
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It happened, Dad.
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I...
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OK.
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OK.
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I'm telling you the truth.
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Good night.
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I love you.
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If you don't like that lotion,
I have another that--
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Dad, just... God!
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-He still believes it happened.
-OK.
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-So, we're gonna do this.
-Mm-hmm.
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-Tomorrow.
-Yes.
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We're going to pick him up
at lunch tomorrow...
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together. OK?
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Cole, come on. You're gonna be late.
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I can't find my lit paper anywhere!
246
00:11:46,625 --> 00:11:48,833
-[Dad] Did you check up your butt?
-Where?
247
00:11:48,916 --> 00:11:50,958
[Dad laughs] I'm kidding.
I have no idea, man.
248
00:11:51,041 --> 00:11:52,791
I barely know how old I am anymore.
249
00:11:58,125 --> 00:12:00,291
[Cole] "Saint Gabe's Psychiatric Academy"?
250
00:12:01,625 --> 00:12:02,958
1:00 p.m. today?
251
00:12:03,833 --> 00:12:05,083
[Dad] Cole, come on, man.
252
00:12:05,916 --> 00:12:07,458
Yeah. Yeah, I'm coming.
253
00:12:08,666 --> 00:12:10,541
-[Dad] Do you wanna drive?
-[Cole] No.
254
00:12:10,625 --> 00:12:12,750
[Dad] All right. I don't want to either,
but I'll do it.
255
00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:14,208
-[Cole] Melanie.
-What's up?
256
00:12:14,291 --> 00:12:16,708
-They're sending me away. Today.
-What? Let me see.
257
00:12:17,750 --> 00:12:18,625
What?
258
00:12:19,083 --> 00:12:19,916
No.
259
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,791
It's not you.
It's this place that's making you crazy.
260
00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:24,125
You need to get out of here.
261
00:12:24,833 --> 00:12:27,458
I mean, you need to get out of town,
clear your head.
262
00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:33,583
We're all going to the lake this weekend.
Just come with me. I'm leaving at lunch.
263
00:12:33,666 --> 00:12:36,875
-My parents would never let me do that.
-You're not gonna ask your parents,
264
00:12:36,958 --> 00:12:38,833
just like I'm not gonna ask my dad.
265
00:12:38,916 --> 00:12:41,458
And I already took his car, so...
266
00:12:41,916 --> 00:12:43,041
You took your dad's car?
267
00:12:44,666 --> 00:12:47,833
I don't know. I don't think
that's a good idea, because--
268
00:12:50,583 --> 00:12:51,416
[Cole] Uh...
269
00:12:51,833 --> 00:12:53,500
They're to make me less anxious,
270
00:12:53,583 --> 00:12:55,958
but they just kinda make me feel
like somebody else.
271
00:12:56,041 --> 00:12:57,083
And I pass out.
272
00:12:57,916 --> 00:13:02,666
It's no big deal.
I mean, everyone is on some shit.
273
00:13:03,041 --> 00:13:04,000
-Really?
-Yeah.
274
00:13:04,375 --> 00:13:07,333
We're all just kids doing little hacks
to try and live our best life.
275
00:13:07,416 --> 00:13:10,166
Like, look, Brian Pankauskas.
276
00:13:10,250 --> 00:13:12,916
The kid with the pubey Zorro 'stache.
277
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:15,541
Adderall. Gets distracted while sleeping.
278
00:13:15,625 --> 00:13:17,083
-[boy] Brian, we're late.
-Oh.
279
00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:20,041
And then over there,
280
00:13:20,708 --> 00:13:21,791
Mia Hughes.
281
00:13:22,291 --> 00:13:24,333
AKA, Mia "Howard" Hughes.
282
00:13:24,875 --> 00:13:25,833
[Mia] No cracks.
283
00:13:25,916 --> 00:13:28,541
[Melanie] Her OCD is so bad,
if she steps on a crack,
284
00:13:28,625 --> 00:13:30,583
she thinks her uterus is gonna explode.
285
00:13:30,666 --> 00:13:33,125
No!
286
00:13:33,458 --> 00:13:34,708
Damn.
287
00:13:38,916 --> 00:13:41,166
What about the new girl?
What's she on?
288
00:13:41,583 --> 00:13:44,166
Hey, girl.
You going to the lake this weekend?
289
00:13:44,250 --> 00:13:46,541
Oh yeah. I can't wait to finger you.
290
00:13:48,708 --> 00:13:50,375
[Melanie] Unclear, but...
291
00:13:51,166 --> 00:13:52,791
I heard she killed her parents.
292
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,791
-Seriously? Where'd you hear that?
-Like, everywhere.
293
00:13:56,500 --> 00:14:00,375
Can you imagine what kinda psycho
you'd have to be to butcher your parents?
294
00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:02,208
[gasps]
295
00:14:02,541 --> 00:14:06,458
[ethereal music playing]
296
00:14:06,541 --> 00:14:08,041
[keys jingle]
297
00:14:13,375 --> 00:14:14,541
[Phoebe] What the hell?
298
00:14:19,041 --> 00:14:20,541
Look, the lake,
299
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,000
one weekend,
300
00:14:22,708 --> 00:14:23,875
you and me.
301
00:14:24,750 --> 00:14:25,916
OK?
302
00:14:27,833 --> 00:14:30,250
Bye, Mel. Bye, Mel... Fuck!
303
00:14:31,666 --> 00:14:34,250
[Nordy] Faust was a man
who must ponder questions
304
00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:36,041
on his own existential...
305
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:39,041
[growling]
306
00:14:39,125 --> 00:14:41,666
[crunching, squelching]
307
00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:42,791
[ding]
308
00:14:43,333 --> 00:14:47,375
[Nordy] ...his moral integrity
to achieve power and success.
309
00:14:47,833 --> 00:14:48,666
Cole?
310
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,750
Care to summarize what I was just saying?
311
00:14:52,083 --> 00:14:53,125
[chuckles lightly]
312
00:14:55,625 --> 00:14:56,625
[Cole gasps]
313
00:14:57,166 --> 00:14:59,208
[students laughing]
314
00:14:59,291 --> 00:15:02,041
-[girl] Oh, that's gotta hurt!
-[boy] Nice, dude!
315
00:15:02,708 --> 00:15:03,708
[girl 2] Yeah!
316
00:15:04,041 --> 00:15:04,958
[grunts]
317
00:15:05,375 --> 00:15:06,875
[boy 2 laughing]
318
00:15:07,458 --> 00:15:09,666
Um, I think that, uh...
319
00:15:10,791 --> 00:15:11,791
It means that...
320
00:15:12,958 --> 00:15:14,583
taking shortcuts is a cop-out.
321
00:15:14,666 --> 00:15:19,166
And getting something without actually
working for it is ultimately unrewarding.
322
00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:21,125
[bell ringing]
323
00:15:21,208 --> 00:15:23,333
OK, class. That's lunch.
324
00:15:23,875 --> 00:15:24,875
Hey, Cole,
325
00:15:25,375 --> 00:15:28,791
Principal Highbridge asked
to see you in her office on your way out.
326
00:15:29,375 --> 00:15:30,791
I believe your parents are here.
327
00:15:32,708 --> 00:15:35,208
Hey. It's red pill, blue pill time.
328
00:15:36,416 --> 00:15:37,833
-[tense music playing]
-[heartbeats]
329
00:15:37,916 --> 00:15:40,083
[breathing heavily]
330
00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:44,375
[heartbeats increase]
331
00:15:45,375 --> 00:15:47,708
[Dad's voice] I just want you
to get better, you know?
332
00:15:47,791 --> 00:15:49,458
Get you back to feeling normal.
333
00:15:51,333 --> 00:15:52,708
[thud]
334
00:15:54,541 --> 00:15:55,541
[gate clangs shut]
335
00:15:57,166 --> 00:15:58,333
[echoing keys jingling]
336
00:16:05,750 --> 00:16:06,583
[sighs]
337
00:16:11,916 --> 00:16:12,916
I'm not going back.
338
00:16:14,208 --> 00:16:15,583
[Wild West music stab]
339
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,291
Thelma and Louise.
340
00:16:18,333 --> 00:16:21,291
This is the sickest car I've ever seen!
341
00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:24,708
-[Cole grunts]
-[gasps]
342
00:16:24,791 --> 00:16:26,625
[Jimmy] Come on, Boom Boom. Move it.
343
00:16:27,458 --> 00:16:29,916
-[Melanie] Careful!
-Cole Brew, glad you decided to join.
344
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,333
Gonna have some fun.
Set our dicks on fire, huh?
345
00:16:32,416 --> 00:16:33,291
What?
346
00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:34,666
OK, let's go.
347
00:16:34,750 --> 00:16:37,208
-[engine revving]
-[tires squealing]
348
00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:41,500
-[Mom] He's never ditched school.
-[Dad] I understand.
349
00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:43,166
-[Mom] He's not that kid.
-Try it again,
350
00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:45,125
but I don't think
the doorbell actually rings.
351
00:16:45,208 --> 00:16:47,041
-How do you know?
-In fact, I know it doesn't.
352
00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:49,541
Juan!
353
00:16:50,041 --> 00:16:52,583
-How do you know it's broken?
-It didn't ring last time I was here.
354
00:16:52,666 --> 00:16:53,708
When were you here?
355
00:16:54,958 --> 00:16:55,958
Oh, I came by.
356
00:16:56,041 --> 00:16:57,000
To do...
357
00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:58,875
[spluttering] Uh, just to hang.
358
00:17:00,375 --> 00:17:02,125
-What were you doing?
-I don't know.
359
00:17:02,208 --> 00:17:04,375
We were, like, playing video games and...
360
00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:07,041
-And what? What?
-I smoked a little weed,
361
00:17:07,125 --> 00:17:09,416
I haven't smoked weed in a while,
and I didn't wanna say.
362
00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:11,500
-[Mom] You can't--
-Sorry, I'm acting like an idiot.
363
00:17:12,583 --> 00:17:14,458
Was that the night
you tried to stick it in my--
364
00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:17,375
-[Mom] Hey.
-What's up, neighbs? Where the party at?
365
00:17:18,458 --> 00:17:20,208
-Cole's missing.
-[Juan] Oh no!
366
00:17:20,291 --> 00:17:22,083
-They said--
-How does this concern me?
367
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:25,541
We heard that maybe he and Melanie
might've ditched together. So...
368
00:17:25,625 --> 00:17:27,375
Totally. That's what she does.
369
00:17:27,458 --> 00:17:29,333
My daughter is DTF.
370
00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:30,875
-DTF?
-"Down to fuck"?
371
00:17:30,958 --> 00:17:34,916
Ditches Thursdays Fridays.
Today is Thursday, so, yeah, she ditched.
372
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,458
OK. He's fine.
He's with Melanie, they're teenagers...
373
00:17:37,541 --> 00:17:41,083
-In fact, I think they might be an item.
-[Juan] Are you kidding?
374
00:17:41,166 --> 00:17:42,833
-No, I'm not.
-Melanie's with Jimmy now.
375
00:17:42,916 --> 00:17:44,500
-[Mom] Who's Jimmy?
-You guys know Jimmy?
376
00:17:44,583 --> 00:17:45,750
-We don't.
-I don't know Jimmy.
377
00:17:45,833 --> 00:17:47,833
Oh my God. Kid is so hilar!
378
00:17:47,916 --> 00:17:50,291
I just slid into his DMs,
and we've been, like,
379
00:17:50,375 --> 00:17:52,291
trading back and forth GIFs and memes.
380
00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:55,291
-Like, so many LOLs, ROTFLs, LMAOs.
-[Mom] OK. Well...
381
00:17:55,750 --> 00:17:57,291
-Juan, um...
-[Juan] Juan.
382
00:17:57,791 --> 00:17:59,041
...if you had to guess,
383
00:17:59,125 --> 00:18:02,250
if they were together,
where do you think they could've gone?
384
00:18:02,333 --> 00:18:05,458
Everything's fine.
Come in. Pinot gris party.
385
00:18:05,541 --> 00:18:07,458
-Maybe a little Xbox.
-Do you have the new Halo?
386
00:18:07,541 --> 00:18:08,583
-[sighs]
-[Juan] I do.
387
00:18:08,666 --> 00:18:10,875
-[Dad] Yes!
-But I am Fortnite Nation, bitch. Whoo!
388
00:18:10,958 --> 00:18:13,083
Honey,
I think he's out there being social.
389
00:18:13,166 --> 00:18:15,250
-I'm actually put at ease.
-You are?
390
00:18:15,333 --> 00:18:16,875
-I'm feeling good.
-Great, you're happy.
391
00:18:16,958 --> 00:18:17,916
-Um, Juan?
-Yeah.
392
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,916
Clearly, you don't care where your kid is.
393
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,458
-[Juan] No.
-But what about your other baby?
394
00:18:22,833 --> 00:18:24,541
What are you talking about?
395
00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:26,041
Where might she have gone?
396
00:18:26,833 --> 00:18:27,791
-[Mom] Halo?
-I'm...
397
00:18:29,583 --> 00:18:30,416
[gasps]
398
00:18:31,166 --> 00:18:32,583
[Juan] Fuck! No.
399
00:18:32,666 --> 00:18:33,625
Seriously?
400
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:38,166
If your crazy kid fucks my car again,
I fuck you!
401
00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:40,583
I fuck both of you. Fucked!
402
00:18:41,291 --> 00:18:44,875
[both] Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Oh!
403
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:46,208
Ooh! Silly string.
404
00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:49,916
[Jimmy laughs] He's paying.
405
00:18:50,333 --> 00:18:51,666
-[doorbell chimes]
-[sighs]
406
00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:56,083
Sorry. I didn't know they were
driving with us till last minute.
407
00:18:56,166 --> 00:18:57,041
It's OK.
408
00:18:57,708 --> 00:19:00,708
But as soon as we get to the houseboat,
we're gonna have so much fun.
409
00:19:00,791 --> 00:19:04,750
Um... Melanie, it's really OK
if you just wanna be with them. I...
410
00:19:05,333 --> 00:19:07,125
You don't have to babysit me.
411
00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:13,208
-Hey, Melanie?
-Yeah?
412
00:19:15,125 --> 00:19:16,125
Thank you...
413
00:19:16,875 --> 00:19:18,208
for believing in me.
414
00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:19,916
[chuckles]
415
00:19:21,625 --> 00:19:24,250
I've always believed in you, Cole.
416
00:19:26,083 --> 00:19:27,125
You're my best friend.
417
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:29,291
-Yeah?
-[chuckles] Yeah.
418
00:19:29,375 --> 00:19:30,208
OK.
419
00:19:30,291 --> 00:19:31,166
But...
420
00:19:32,041 --> 00:19:33,083
Which one? This.
421
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,625
La! Perfect.
422
00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:38,583
-Yeah?
-Yeah, it's perfect for the lake. Amazing.
423
00:19:40,416 --> 00:19:41,458
Let's go. Come on.
424
00:19:43,333 --> 00:19:44,375
[doorbell chimes]
425
00:19:46,916 --> 00:19:48,708
-Hey.
-Hey. Uh...
426
00:19:49,125 --> 00:19:50,916
-Anything else?
-Uh...
427
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:51,916
[chuckles]
428
00:19:52,375 --> 00:19:54,291
-No, that... that's it.
-You sure?
429
00:19:54,375 --> 00:19:57,916
If you looked right behind me,
then that's where the rubbers are.
430
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,791
-Do you want some?
-Oh no. She... she has a boyfriend.
431
00:20:00,875 --> 00:20:02,708
Fuck that guy. She's not into him.
432
00:20:03,125 --> 00:20:04,083
She's into you.
433
00:20:04,541 --> 00:20:05,375
Really?
434
00:20:05,458 --> 00:20:07,166
Magnum XLs.
435
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,916
It's the Tiffany's box of condoms.
436
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,666
Uh... OK.
437
00:20:13,166 --> 00:20:14,166
A hundred bucks.
438
00:20:14,250 --> 00:20:17,208
♪ Bum stiggedy bum stiggedy bum, hon,
I got the old pa-rum-pum-pum-pum ♪
439
00:20:17,291 --> 00:20:19,666
♪ But I can fe-fi or fo
Diddly-bum, here I come ♪
440
00:20:19,750 --> 00:20:22,208
♪ So Peter Piper
I'm hyper than Pinocchio's nose ♪
441
00:20:22,291 --> 00:20:24,666
♪ 'Cause I'm the supercalafragilistic
Tic-tac pro ♪
442
00:20:24,750 --> 00:20:27,250
♪ I gave my oopsy, daisy
Now you've got the crazy ♪
443
00:20:27,333 --> 00:20:29,750
♪ I'm crazy with the books
Googley-goo where's the gravy ♪
444
00:20:29,833 --> 00:20:32,250
♪ So one, skip the Ovaltine
I'd rather have a honeycomb ♪
445
00:20:32,333 --> 00:20:34,916
♪ Or preferably the sinsemilla
Let's spiggedy-spark the blunts, um ♪
446
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,791
♪ Dun dun dun dun dun, dun dun ♪
447
00:20:36,875 --> 00:20:39,083
♪ They want EFX
Some live EFX ♪
448
00:20:39,166 --> 00:20:41,833
♪ They want EFX
Some live EFX ♪
449
00:20:41,916 --> 00:20:44,208
♪ They want EFX
Some live EFX ♪
450
00:20:44,833 --> 00:20:46,666
♪ Snap a neck for some live EFX ♪
451
00:20:47,083 --> 00:20:49,958
Thanks. And I'll be sure to tell them
Large Marge sent me.
452
00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:52,291
♪ Pretty sneaky sis, oh yo ♪
453
00:20:52,375 --> 00:20:54,666
I got my socks off, my rocks off
My Nestle's cup of cocoa
454
00:20:54,750 --> 00:20:57,208
♪ Holly Hobbie tried to slob me
Tried to rob me silly stunt ♪
455
00:20:57,291 --> 00:20:59,500
♪ Diggedy-dun dun dun dun dun, dun dun ♪
456
00:20:59,583 --> 00:21:00,458
♪ They want EFX... ♪
457
00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:03,375
Cole, let's go. Come on.
458
00:21:04,125 --> 00:21:05,958
[whooping]
459
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:09,208
♪ Snap a neck for some live EFX ♪
460
00:21:09,291 --> 00:21:11,625
♪ They want EFX
Some live EFX ♪
461
00:21:11,708 --> 00:21:14,041
♪ They want EFX
Some live EFX ♪
462
00:21:14,125 --> 00:21:16,625
♪ They want EFX
Some live EFX ♪
463
00:21:17,166 --> 00:21:19,041
♪ Snap a neck for some live EFX ♪
464
00:21:19,125 --> 00:21:20,333
♪ Yahoo, hidee-ho ♪
465
00:21:20,416 --> 00:21:23,958
♪ Yup, I'm coming around the stretch
So here Fido boy, fetch, boy, fetch ♪
466
00:21:24,041 --> 00:21:26,166
♪ Got the rope-a-dope a slippery choker
Look at me get raw ♪
467
00:21:26,250 --> 00:21:28,750
♪ And I'm the hickory-dickory
Top of morning boogoloo big jaw... ♪
468
00:21:28,833 --> 00:21:29,708
Hey!
469
00:21:30,333 --> 00:21:31,791
Hey. What do you think?
470
00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:35,291
Look, everyone's having
so much fun, right? It's cool!
471
00:21:35,375 --> 00:21:36,541
-It's crazy!
-I'm...
472
00:21:37,041 --> 00:21:39,250
-Yeah, I... I'm not gonna go. I...
-What?
473
00:21:39,333 --> 00:21:40,833
-I can't do this. I--
-Cole.
474
00:21:42,416 --> 00:21:43,250
Look at me.
475
00:21:43,958 --> 00:21:45,541
[Jimmy] My boat, baby!
476
00:21:45,625 --> 00:21:46,625
They're normal.
477
00:21:46,958 --> 00:21:50,208
[Jimmy] Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
478
00:21:50,291 --> 00:21:51,541
I'm not.
479
00:21:53,333 --> 00:21:56,500
I... I should just go back.
I should go to a psychiatric high school.
480
00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:59,291
I should get on board
with what literally everyone's telling me.
481
00:21:59,375 --> 00:22:00,416
[Melanie] No! No!
482
00:22:01,958 --> 00:22:02,958
If you do that,
483
00:22:03,583 --> 00:22:04,583
then they win.
484
00:22:06,041 --> 00:22:07,041
You're innocent.
485
00:22:07,958 --> 00:22:09,625
That's what makes you so special.
486
00:22:10,708 --> 00:22:15,125
And I'm not leaving without you.
Come on! Have fun! Whoo!
487
00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:20,500
[dreamy music playing]
488
00:22:28,708 --> 00:22:29,708
[grunts]
489
00:22:44,208 --> 00:22:45,291
OK, sir.
490
00:22:45,375 --> 00:22:47,416
-Gonna need you to step back, OK?
-Yeah.
491
00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:49,541
-Shortcake, got a photo of your child?
-Shortcake?
492
00:22:49,625 --> 00:22:52,666
Doesn't matter. Um, yes. That's Cole.
493
00:22:52,750 --> 00:22:55,875
-K-O-L--
-No. No, a C-O-L-E.
494
00:22:55,958 --> 00:22:57,041
[officer] OK, got it.
495
00:22:57,125 --> 00:22:58,708
Chachi, photo of your baby.
496
00:23:02,416 --> 00:23:03,458
[Mom sighs]
497
00:23:03,541 --> 00:23:06,000
-What?
-[Dad] Officer, let me ask you something.
498
00:23:06,083 --> 00:23:09,333
Is there some sort
of traffic light face recognition,
499
00:23:09,416 --> 00:23:12,750
Alexa, Siri, always listening, uh...
500
00:23:13,166 --> 00:23:16,875
Orwellian obstructive tactic
that's used on all citizens at all times?
501
00:23:16,958 --> 00:23:19,083
I feel like I saw that on TV.
That exists, right?
502
00:23:19,166 --> 00:23:22,750
If that were real, the infidelity
wouldn't have caught me by surprise.
503
00:23:23,125 --> 00:23:25,000
-Fucking bitch!
-Who are you talking about?
504
00:23:25,083 --> 00:23:28,875
My boo. Look, nine out of ten runaways
are back by dinnertime.
505
00:23:28,958 --> 00:23:31,000
-He's not a runaway--
-Unless they got in a van,
506
00:23:31,083 --> 00:23:33,041
then they're dead.
But nothing to worry about.
507
00:23:33,125 --> 00:23:36,208
If they're not back by tomorrow,
I'll bring in ICE...
508
00:23:36,875 --> 00:23:38,541
ICE, baby.
509
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:41,958
[thud]
510
00:23:45,250 --> 00:23:47,500
-OK, you heard "van."
-He got in a van!
511
00:23:47,583 --> 00:23:51,458
I heard "dinnertime." Let's go back
to the house, make dinner, he'll be home.
512
00:23:51,541 --> 00:23:53,166
-He's out having fun.
-That's a good idea.
513
00:23:53,250 --> 00:23:54,291
-Hey, Juan?
-Mmm?
514
00:23:54,375 --> 00:23:56,791
If you hear from them,
you'll call us, right?
515
00:23:57,625 --> 00:24:00,125
-He's never gonna call us.
-We're gonna divide and conquer.
516
00:24:00,208 --> 00:24:01,625
-OK, you stay here.
-Yes.
517
00:24:01,708 --> 00:24:03,125
-I'll go home.
-That's right.
518
00:24:03,708 --> 00:24:05,041
You're not gonna take pot.
519
00:24:05,875 --> 00:24:07,166
This is too important.
520
00:24:07,250 --> 00:24:08,375
[Melanie] Whoo!
521
00:24:08,458 --> 00:24:11,791
-[Diego] Yeah!
-[Jimmy] I'm king of the world, bitches!
522
00:24:11,875 --> 00:24:13,916
-Run down, huh?
-[Diego] Let's go down. Let's go!
523
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,333
Come over here, bro!
524
00:24:15,416 --> 00:24:17,458
["Bust A Move" playing]
525
00:24:24,208 --> 00:24:25,958
♪ This here's a jam for all the fellas ♪
526
00:24:26,041 --> 00:24:28,166
♪ Tryin' to do
What those ladies tell us... ♪
527
00:24:31,708 --> 00:24:33,833
-[Melanie] Oh.
-[Diego] What took you so long, buddy?
528
00:24:34,291 --> 00:24:36,041
-No, I--
-What are you guys playing?
529
00:24:36,416 --> 00:24:37,666
[Diego] Two minutes in heaven.
530
00:24:37,750 --> 00:24:40,708
-Isn't it seven minutes in heaven?
-Two minutes is more realistic.
531
00:24:40,791 --> 00:24:42,333
-[snickers]
-[Diego] Dude!
532
00:24:42,416 --> 00:24:44,958
OK. OK. Let's see who has a pair.
533
00:24:45,041 --> 00:24:46,416
-OK, ready? One...
-What?
534
00:24:46,500 --> 00:24:48,458
...two, three.
535
00:24:51,375 --> 00:24:54,250
-[Boom Boom] Ooh.
-[Jimmy] Uh, don't be nervous, Cole.
536
00:24:54,625 --> 00:24:57,000
Looks like Cole and Melanie are up first.
537
00:24:58,333 --> 00:25:00,375
Gonna squirt your own silly string,
Cole Sore.
538
00:25:00,458 --> 00:25:01,750
-No--
-Let's go. To the closet.
539
00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:03,208
Cole, this is gonna be great.
540
00:25:03,291 --> 00:25:05,208
-Your first time with a girl, huh?
-[Cole] What?
541
00:25:05,291 --> 00:25:07,791
[Boom Boom] You ever touch a titty?
This might be your lucky day.
542
00:25:07,875 --> 00:25:10,666
-Have fun, kids. See you in two minutes.
-[Cole] Whoa, wait, hold on--
543
00:25:10,750 --> 00:25:13,708
Yo, Jimmy. You really gonna put your girl
in a closet with some dude?
544
00:25:13,791 --> 00:25:17,041
It's fine. I think he's used to being
in the closet. Am I right?
545
00:25:17,125 --> 00:25:19,791
[Jimmy] And it's Cole.
Not even sure he's got a dick.
546
00:25:20,291 --> 00:25:21,166
[Melanie laughs]
547
00:25:21,916 --> 00:25:23,708
-I have a penis.
-I know!
548
00:25:23,791 --> 00:25:26,375
Don't listen to Jimmy. He's an idiot.
549
00:25:27,208 --> 00:25:28,250
He's your boyfriend.
550
00:25:29,833 --> 00:25:31,500
Not for the next two minutes.
551
00:25:36,708 --> 00:25:39,208
["I Want To Know What Love Is" playing]
552
00:25:46,541 --> 00:25:48,875
♪ Now this mountain I must climb ♪
553
00:25:50,958 --> 00:25:53,666
♪ Feels like the world
Upon my shoulders... ♪
554
00:25:53,750 --> 00:25:56,166
Have you got a can of silly string
in your left pocket,
555
00:25:56,250 --> 00:25:58,208
or are you just really happy to see me?
556
00:25:58,875 --> 00:26:01,500
The, uh, silly string's
in my right pocket.
557
00:26:01,583 --> 00:26:02,750
[laughs] Cole!
558
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,708
♪ In my life ♪
559
00:26:09,875 --> 00:26:13,000
♪ There's been heartache and pain ♪
560
00:26:13,625 --> 00:26:18,458
♪ I don't know if I can face it again... ♪
561
00:26:18,541 --> 00:26:20,666
Your elbows really are soft.
562
00:26:21,166 --> 00:26:22,458
They're my best feature.
563
00:26:22,541 --> 00:26:23,583
♪ I've traveled so... ♪
564
00:26:25,541 --> 00:26:27,125
Well, that's no fun. Come on.
565
00:26:27,208 --> 00:26:28,708
-Yo, yo, yo. Deal again.
-Next.
566
00:26:28,791 --> 00:26:30,958
-I wanna spend some time with Boom Boom.
-Pass.
567
00:26:31,041 --> 00:26:32,875
"Pass"? You can't pass!
568
00:26:33,291 --> 00:26:35,500
-Yeah, I'm not into STDs.
-[Diego] I don't have an STD!
569
00:26:35,583 --> 00:26:38,375
-[Boom Boom] You have alopecia.
-[Diego] Had, OK?
570
00:26:38,458 --> 00:26:39,583
My hair grew back.
571
00:26:40,458 --> 00:26:41,958
It's an autoimmune condition.
572
00:26:42,041 --> 00:26:43,750
I'm "autoimmune" to you, Diego.
573
00:26:43,833 --> 00:26:44,958
So ignorant.
574
00:26:46,541 --> 00:26:48,041
Yo, so you went crazy, right?
575
00:26:52,125 --> 00:26:54,708
-Diego, shut up.
-You saw a blood cult or some shit?
576
00:26:54,791 --> 00:26:55,666
Leave him alone.
577
00:26:55,750 --> 00:26:58,291
Cole's his own homey.
He can speak for himself, Noodle.
578
00:26:59,625 --> 00:27:02,208
Well... I mean, I'm not...
I'm not supposed to talk about it.
579
00:27:02,291 --> 00:27:03,583
-[Diego] Ah!
-[Melanie] That's OK.
580
00:27:03,666 --> 00:27:06,000
Come on, bro! I gots to know.
581
00:27:06,083 --> 00:27:08,458
You saw dudes killing folk,
mixing the bloods?
582
00:27:08,541 --> 00:27:11,625
Well... I mean, they never got far enough
to mix the bloods, but--
583
00:27:11,708 --> 00:27:14,125
Cole, do you want a drink?
I'll get you one, OK?
584
00:27:15,041 --> 00:27:17,375
What was in it for the cult?
Must've been good.
585
00:27:17,458 --> 00:27:18,875
Something worth killing for.
586
00:27:18,958 --> 00:27:22,333
Mmm, yeah. I'd have to be promised
everything I've ever wanted.
587
00:27:22,416 --> 00:27:24,625
-My dream life.
-[Boom Boom] But who could guarantee that?
588
00:27:24,708 --> 00:27:27,500
-Stop! You're making him uncomfortable.
-There must be some contract
589
00:27:27,583 --> 00:27:28,958
-with the Devil, right?
-Yeah.
590
00:27:29,041 --> 00:27:31,375
-Come on, C-money. Spill the bean-o!
-[Melanie] Stop!
591
00:27:32,083 --> 00:27:35,125
Cole didn't come on this trip
to talk about some blood cult
592
00:27:35,208 --> 00:27:36,458
or the Devil's book.
593
00:27:36,541 --> 00:27:39,541
-Can we please change the subject and...
-[Diego] Jesus. OK.
594
00:27:39,625 --> 00:27:41,791
-[in Spanish] Lo siento, Noods.
-[in English] Thank you.
595
00:27:41,875 --> 00:27:44,375
[in Spanish] Ey, muchas gracias
por hablar español, Jimmy.
596
00:27:44,458 --> 00:27:45,875
[in English] Just have fun!
597
00:27:47,583 --> 00:27:48,958
How would you know that?
598
00:27:49,041 --> 00:27:49,916
What?
599
00:27:50,458 --> 00:27:51,666
The Devil's book. You...
600
00:27:52,833 --> 00:27:54,500
You just said "the Devil's book."
601
00:27:55,208 --> 00:27:57,500
-What do you mean?
-I never told you about the book.
602
00:27:58,333 --> 00:28:00,166
Yes, Cole. You did.
603
00:28:00,958 --> 00:28:02,041
You told me that night.
604
00:28:04,083 --> 00:28:05,291
[chuckles]
605
00:28:05,375 --> 00:28:07,750
Cole's going crazy. [Boom Boom chuckles]
606
00:28:09,125 --> 00:28:10,125
Melanie...
607
00:28:10,666 --> 00:28:12,500
[chuckles] You're being ridiculous.
608
00:28:15,166 --> 00:28:16,250
[chuckles]
609
00:28:16,625 --> 00:28:18,416
How do you know about the book, Melanie?
610
00:28:19,041 --> 00:28:20,916
Because I signed my name in it, Cole.
611
00:28:21,333 --> 00:28:22,583
[hook rasps]
612
00:28:23,208 --> 00:28:24,416
[blood squelching]
613
00:28:24,500 --> 00:28:26,000
[screaming]
614
00:28:26,083 --> 00:28:26,916
What the fuck?
615
00:28:27,416 --> 00:28:28,666
[Cole gasping]
616
00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:31,458
-[blood squelching]
-[gasping]
617
00:28:33,041 --> 00:28:34,125
[Diego yelping]
618
00:28:34,750 --> 00:28:36,500
-I made the same deal.
-[Diego yells]
619
00:28:36,583 --> 00:28:37,833
[chokes]
620
00:28:38,750 --> 00:28:40,875
[panting] Melanie?
Melanie, you killed her.
621
00:28:40,958 --> 00:28:44,083
I thought we were gonna wait to do this
in the bathtub, not in my face!
622
00:28:44,166 --> 00:28:47,291
Calm down. You guys knew she had to die
so we could mix the bloods.
623
00:28:47,375 --> 00:28:49,333
She didn't have to die
all over this carpet!
624
00:28:49,416 --> 00:28:51,875
Shag absorbs everything!
My uncle's gonna kill me!
625
00:28:52,583 --> 00:28:55,541
Oh, no, no. Don't scrub, dude.
Dab. Dab. It's better.
626
00:28:55,625 --> 00:28:58,875
Diego was not supposed to ask Cole
a million fucking questions.
627
00:28:58,958 --> 00:29:01,625
Don't judge me
for my innate intellectual curiosity.
628
00:29:01,708 --> 00:29:04,250
[panting] But... but...
but Boom Boom's your friend!
629
00:29:04,333 --> 00:29:07,083
Fuck Boom Boom!
She made fun of my tragic hair loss.
630
00:29:07,166 --> 00:29:11,125
Mix the blood of the sacrificed
with the blood of the innocent.
631
00:29:12,625 --> 00:29:14,041
That's how this works, Cole.
632
00:29:14,375 --> 00:29:17,166
You were supposed to take your meds,
drink a little wine and pass out,
633
00:29:17,250 --> 00:29:19,333
-so we could tap a vein!
-But you didn't.
634
00:29:19,416 --> 00:29:20,458
[breathing heavily]
635
00:29:20,541 --> 00:29:23,583
So now we have to take your blood
and then kill you.
636
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:28,083
[chuckles] See, Cole? You're not crazy.
637
00:29:28,958 --> 00:29:31,166
You... you guys are the same cult.
638
00:29:31,250 --> 00:29:33,125
[panting]
639
00:29:33,208 --> 00:29:34,291
Oh!
640
00:29:34,375 --> 00:29:35,750
Let's go, Cole!
641
00:29:36,083 --> 00:29:36,958
[yelps]
642
00:29:37,041 --> 00:29:37,916
[Cole gasping]
643
00:29:39,041 --> 00:29:41,708
-No, no, no, no, no!
-[Max] Yes, yes, yes.
644
00:29:41,791 --> 00:29:44,250
-[Cole] How are you alive?
-How much of Cole's blood do we need?
645
00:29:44,333 --> 00:29:46,500
Can I just rip off a limb? Drain it?
646
00:29:46,583 --> 00:29:49,000
Which hand you use to jerk with?
I'll take the other one.
647
00:29:49,083 --> 00:29:51,041
[panting]
648
00:29:51,125 --> 00:29:52,958
Oh, Cole, what is up?
649
00:29:54,250 --> 00:29:57,541
[reverential music playing]
650
00:29:57,625 --> 00:30:00,708
You OK? You look like you've seen
a gorgeous Black ghost.
651
00:30:00,791 --> 00:30:03,541
But I'm not Casper.
I will wreck your shit. Boo!
652
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,333
[panting]
653
00:30:05,416 --> 00:30:06,916
-Miss me?
-[gunshot]
654
00:30:09,083 --> 00:30:10,416
No! [Cole pants]
655
00:30:10,500 --> 00:30:11,458
[thud]
656
00:30:14,708 --> 00:30:15,541
[grunts]
657
00:30:16,958 --> 00:30:18,750
[grunts]
658
00:30:19,375 --> 00:30:22,833
-Don't worry, guys. I'm good.
-[pants] I watched your skull explode!
659
00:30:22,916 --> 00:30:24,708
Luckily, the Devil gives good head.
660
00:30:24,791 --> 00:30:27,416
I... I watched you die.
I watched you all die!
661
00:30:27,500 --> 00:30:28,583
We are dead.
662
00:30:29,083 --> 00:30:29,958
Duh!
663
00:30:30,041 --> 00:30:31,375
We finish this by sunrise,
664
00:30:31,458 --> 00:30:35,000
or we have to go back down to limbo
for two years before we can try again.
665
00:30:35,083 --> 00:30:36,958
Let's get our Cole-cocktail on
and finish this.
666
00:30:37,041 --> 00:30:38,458
Yeah! Let's fuck him.
667
00:30:39,291 --> 00:30:40,416
What?
668
00:30:43,083 --> 00:30:44,791
-Up.
-Yeah!
669
00:30:45,750 --> 00:30:48,583
[Allison] Let's do it! Fuck him up hard.
670
00:30:49,666 --> 00:30:50,625
Why?
671
00:30:50,708 --> 00:30:52,916
-You know I wanna be an influencer.
-[scoffs]
672
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,708
OK, enough chitchat.
You bring anything to tie him up with?
673
00:30:55,791 --> 00:30:56,791
Sure did, bro.
674
00:30:58,666 --> 00:31:00,833
Great. What the fuck is this?
675
00:31:00,916 --> 00:31:03,750
Jimmy, you were supposed to go to
the hardware store, you fucking idiot.
676
00:31:03,833 --> 00:31:06,833
Yeah, but there's a crafting store
so much closer to my house.
677
00:31:06,916 --> 00:31:09,416
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Why are we tying him up?
678
00:31:09,500 --> 00:31:11,583
-Why can't we just kill him?
-[panting]
679
00:31:11,666 --> 00:31:13,208
-[Max] Let's go!
-[Allison] Oh yeah!
680
00:31:13,291 --> 00:31:16,833
Come, come, come on.
Wait. Whoa. Hold on. Hey! Ha!
681
00:31:16,916 --> 00:31:20,083
-Stop. Hammer time!
-I cannot watch him crawl anymore.
682
00:31:20,166 --> 00:31:22,333
Come right for the nuts.
Huh! Drop down low.
683
00:31:22,416 --> 00:31:25,208
[grunting]
684
00:31:25,291 --> 00:31:27,666
We need to keep him alive for the ritual,
then we kill him.
685
00:31:28,666 --> 00:31:31,500
-Where's Sonya?
-[Allison] Where is that sexy psychopath?
686
00:31:31,583 --> 00:31:33,833
I'm here. Getting cookies.
687
00:31:34,791 --> 00:31:38,166
-Get back! Get back!
-Whoa! Yes, Cole!
688
00:31:38,250 --> 00:31:40,541
Standing up for yourself,
just like I showed you!
689
00:31:40,625 --> 00:31:43,458
-Get back, all of you! Stand back!
-Let's draw some blood.
690
00:31:43,541 --> 00:31:45,541
[ethereal music playing]
691
00:31:46,166 --> 00:31:47,166
Ooh.
692
00:31:49,541 --> 00:31:51,791
We're back!
693
00:31:56,750 --> 00:31:57,750
You!
694
00:31:58,791 --> 00:32:03,208
Oh, I knew you were a part of this!
You black cat, hitchhiking Picard killer.
695
00:32:03,291 --> 00:32:05,458
You're the new bad! [panting]
696
00:32:07,041 --> 00:32:10,000
I'm just looking for gas.
My jet ski's running low.
697
00:32:10,083 --> 00:32:11,750
[Boom Boom gasping]
698
00:32:11,833 --> 00:32:14,083
Clearly,
you guys are into some heavy cosplay.
699
00:32:14,791 --> 00:32:15,791
Just leave you be.
700
00:32:16,916 --> 00:32:18,000
Oh no!
701
00:32:18,083 --> 00:32:20,083
It's all gonna get fucked up again.
702
00:32:20,166 --> 00:32:21,666
Nothing is going to get fucked up.
703
00:32:22,416 --> 00:32:23,458
Ow!
704
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:25,083
Oh shit!
705
00:32:25,458 --> 00:32:28,041
In the face! Right in the face!
706
00:32:28,125 --> 00:32:29,458
Max, go grab them.
707
00:32:29,541 --> 00:32:31,500
Damn, it feels good to be back!
708
00:32:31,875 --> 00:32:35,375
Whoo! I'm coming, Cole!
I'm coming for you!
709
00:32:35,458 --> 00:32:38,083
[suspenseful music playing]
710
00:32:39,666 --> 00:32:41,708
-Go! Let's go! Go, go, go!
-Holy shit!
711
00:32:41,791 --> 00:32:43,208
-Just go!
-[Phoebe] Get away from me!
712
00:32:43,291 --> 00:32:45,250
-What are you doing? OK!
-[Cole] Go on, go!
713
00:32:46,458 --> 00:32:47,375
[Cole] Go, go, go!
714
00:32:51,083 --> 00:32:53,208
[reverential music playing]
715
00:32:54,666 --> 00:32:55,875
That motherfucker!
716
00:32:55,958 --> 00:32:58,416
First Travis Scott and Kylie Jenner
break up, now this?
717
00:32:58,500 --> 00:33:00,500
[dramatic music playing]
718
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:13,791
[both panting]
719
00:33:14,375 --> 00:33:15,208
What was that?
720
00:33:15,291 --> 00:33:16,708
[Cole panting]
721
00:33:17,375 --> 00:33:18,708
Wait. You saw that?
722
00:33:18,791 --> 00:33:21,166
You saw the dead girl,
the bloodthirsty maniacs?
723
00:33:21,250 --> 00:33:24,666
Did I see that? Of course I saw that shit!
Why'd they kill that girl?
724
00:33:25,750 --> 00:33:28,583
OK, look,
I... I know this is gonna sound crazy,
725
00:33:28,666 --> 00:33:32,541
but, basically, they're a blood cult,
and they made a deal with the Devil,
726
00:33:32,625 --> 00:33:35,625
and in exchange for their souls,
they get any life they want.
727
00:33:38,125 --> 00:33:40,833
Thank God. I thought they were zombies.
I hate zombies.
728
00:33:40,916 --> 00:33:42,208
You... you believe me?
729
00:33:42,291 --> 00:33:46,291
Yes. What else do you expect from
attention-seeking social media millennials
730
00:33:46,375 --> 00:33:47,333
with esteem issues?
731
00:33:47,416 --> 00:33:48,750
-Shit.
-[Max] Nice job, newbies.
732
00:33:48,833 --> 00:33:50,000
Grade A bed-shitting.
733
00:33:50,083 --> 00:33:52,458
-[Melanie] You losers let him go.
-It was a simple task.
734
00:33:52,541 --> 00:33:55,541
How hard is it to contain and drain
a 60-pound freshman?
735
00:33:55,625 --> 00:33:58,125
Just remember,
you guys screwed it up the first time.
736
00:33:58,208 --> 00:34:00,375
That's the only reason
I was called in from the bullpen.
737
00:34:00,458 --> 00:34:03,375
OK, ticktock, teeny-weenies. Let's go!
738
00:34:03,458 --> 00:34:05,083
Ah, you want us to film this?
739
00:34:05,166 --> 00:34:07,708
[Allison] Not the app!
Like a clock. A clock clock.
740
00:34:07,791 --> 00:34:09,541
[Diego] Oh! Like an old clock.
741
00:34:09,958 --> 00:34:12,250
-Update me on the psycho Breakfast Club.
-OK.
742
00:34:12,333 --> 00:34:14,291
Basically,
I saw the older ones die two years ago,
743
00:34:14,375 --> 00:34:17,833
but clearly, they're back to life,
like they're mimetic metal or something.
744
00:34:17,916 --> 00:34:18,958
Liquid alloy?
745
00:34:19,333 --> 00:34:21,708
-Wait, you watched Terminator 2?
-Yes.
746
00:34:21,791 --> 00:34:24,916
It's one of the four sequels in history
that supersedes the original.
747
00:34:26,041 --> 00:34:28,750
Where... We have to stick together.
Where are you going?
748
00:34:28,833 --> 00:34:29,666
"We"?
749
00:34:30,083 --> 00:34:31,291
We are not a thing.
750
00:34:31,791 --> 00:34:34,791
Bear Grylls clearly stipulates
to never split up when in the wild.
751
00:34:34,875 --> 00:34:37,708
Bear Grylls stays at the Ritz-Carlton
with the guys from Queer Eye.
752
00:34:37,791 --> 00:34:40,625
Listen, they're not gonna stop
until they kill us.
753
00:34:41,833 --> 00:34:42,666
Both of us.
754
00:34:43,291 --> 00:34:45,958
Let's just go get them!
I'm already losing hair.
755
00:34:46,041 --> 00:34:50,416
-I think... I think Sonya cursed me.
-Do what, Allison? Look. Hello! Hello!
756
00:34:50,875 --> 00:34:54,083
We're in the middle of Camp Crystal Lake,
and we don't where the fuck they went.
757
00:34:54,166 --> 00:34:55,333
Yes, we do.
758
00:34:56,250 --> 00:35:00,375
-[lighter cap clicks]
-They have no idea what we're capable of.
759
00:35:01,250 --> 00:35:04,458
We need something to fight with.
What do you have in your murder pack?
760
00:35:04,541 --> 00:35:06,833
None of your business, and nothing useful.
761
00:35:07,375 --> 00:35:11,375
OK, let me see what I got.
OK, silly string, lighter...
762
00:35:14,458 --> 00:35:16,041
[Phoebe] "Magnum XLs."
763
00:35:16,416 --> 00:35:19,666
Who were you and your massive schlong
planning to have sex with tonight, Cole?
764
00:35:19,750 --> 00:35:22,666
I thought tonight
was gonna go really differently.
765
00:35:28,083 --> 00:35:31,291
Listen, they only have till sunrise
to complete the ritual, OK?
766
00:35:31,375 --> 00:35:33,583
-So we just have to make it till morning.
-[whooshing]
767
00:35:40,208 --> 00:35:43,375
[grunting, groaning]
768
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,375
[Melanie] They're right there.
769
00:35:48,875 --> 00:35:49,958
I got this.
770
00:35:50,625 --> 00:35:51,458
[sniffs]
771
00:35:51,541 --> 00:35:54,416
This is gonna be so good.
772
00:35:56,250 --> 00:35:57,416
[Sonya] Mmm.
773
00:35:57,500 --> 00:35:59,291
[coughing]
774
00:35:59,375 --> 00:36:02,333
Now do you agree with me?
We have to stick together, Phoebe.
775
00:36:03,541 --> 00:36:04,708
Phoebe?
776
00:36:05,125 --> 00:36:07,125
I wouldn't go out there alone
if I were you.
777
00:36:07,458 --> 00:36:08,458
You're not me!
778
00:36:09,958 --> 00:36:11,208
I came here for a reason.
779
00:36:13,833 --> 00:36:15,833
[breathing heavily]
780
00:36:22,416 --> 00:36:25,375
[tense music playing]
781
00:36:25,458 --> 00:36:27,666
[Phoebe panting]
782
00:36:39,333 --> 00:36:41,291
[breathing shakily]
783
00:36:53,125 --> 00:36:54,458
[birds squawk]
784
00:36:54,541 --> 00:36:56,375
Oh God! [Phoebe pants]
785
00:37:03,500 --> 00:37:05,333
[distant guitar melody playing]
786
00:37:13,458 --> 00:37:15,625
Excuse me? Excuse me?
787
00:37:16,375 --> 00:37:17,458
Sir, hello? Hi.
788
00:37:18,541 --> 00:37:19,875
-[man] Hi.
-Listen--
789
00:37:19,958 --> 00:37:20,791
[man] How you doing?
790
00:37:20,875 --> 00:37:24,791
I'm really sorry. I don't mean to intrude,
but I could really use your help.
791
00:37:24,875 --> 00:37:27,458
Is there any chance you could
give me a ride back into town?
792
00:37:27,541 --> 00:37:28,375
Yeah.
793
00:37:29,250 --> 00:37:30,458
Yeah, I can do that.
794
00:37:31,333 --> 00:37:35,041
Gonna take a minute, 'cause my wife
is out getting some, uh, firewood.
795
00:37:37,333 --> 00:37:39,500
Don't... don't be a stranger.
796
00:37:40,125 --> 00:37:41,708
Of course. Yeah.
797
00:37:41,791 --> 00:37:43,000
Well, come on.
798
00:37:48,583 --> 00:37:49,458
[man sighs]
799
00:37:51,791 --> 00:37:52,666
[man exhales]
800
00:37:55,083 --> 00:37:56,166
[Phoebe] Thank you.
801
00:37:57,916 --> 00:38:00,500
Shaking like a little deer, huh?
Let's get you warm.
802
00:38:04,375 --> 00:38:05,375
Come on, hey.
803
00:38:05,458 --> 00:38:06,875
Come on. Get warm. Get warm.
804
00:38:07,333 --> 00:38:08,333
Get a seat.
805
00:38:08,416 --> 00:38:09,333
-OK.
-Huh?
806
00:38:09,416 --> 00:38:10,583
Get you taken care of.
807
00:38:13,541 --> 00:38:14,375
[blows]
808
00:38:14,791 --> 00:38:16,791
-It's a nice fire, huh?
-Yeah.
809
00:38:17,375 --> 00:38:18,500
-Yeah.
-Really nice.
810
00:38:20,458 --> 00:38:21,458
Do you like fish?
811
00:38:23,625 --> 00:38:24,625
Sure, yeah.
812
00:38:25,583 --> 00:38:26,583
I like snapper.
813
00:38:27,625 --> 00:38:28,500
That's cool.
814
00:38:29,875 --> 00:38:31,583
What're you doing out here alone?
815
00:38:31,666 --> 00:38:32,750
Oh, I'm not alone.
816
00:38:33,291 --> 00:38:34,958
I... I... I wasn't.
817
00:38:35,083 --> 00:38:37,166
He... It's a long story.
He's still out there.
818
00:38:37,250 --> 00:38:38,458
I hope he's OK.
819
00:38:38,875 --> 00:38:39,708
Yeah.
820
00:38:40,375 --> 00:38:42,791
Listen, I... I'm really sorry,
I don't mean to bother,
821
00:38:42,875 --> 00:38:45,208
but do you know
when your wife will be back?
822
00:38:46,708 --> 00:38:47,708
I don't.
823
00:38:49,916 --> 00:38:51,375
She left ten years ago.
824
00:38:52,375 --> 00:38:54,000
[tense music playing]
825
00:38:54,875 --> 00:38:57,875
-No, hey, now you just calm down.
-Listen, I... No, I have to go.
826
00:38:57,958 --> 00:38:59,708
-Shh.
-No, I really should be going.
827
00:38:59,791 --> 00:39:02,625
No! Get your hands off of me!
Don't touch me. Let go!
828
00:39:02,708 --> 00:39:04,291
-I can't be here.
-Be quiet, little fish.
829
00:39:04,375 --> 00:39:05,666
-Get your hands off me!
-Shut up.
830
00:39:06,166 --> 00:39:08,791
Wow, you guys making s'mores?
I absolutely love s'mores!
831
00:39:09,208 --> 00:39:12,541
I think the trick to a perfect s'more
is to get the right heat balance
832
00:39:12,625 --> 00:39:15,833
between the marshmallow, the chocolate,
and the graham cracker. I love s'mores.
833
00:39:15,916 --> 00:39:18,166
[singsong] I eat them just for pleasure!
834
00:39:18,250 --> 00:39:19,500
[echoes]
835
00:39:20,625 --> 00:39:23,166
Hey, this a private party.
836
00:39:23,583 --> 00:39:26,041
We'll just take our private parts
and be on our way.
837
00:39:27,375 --> 00:39:28,708
Get back here! [grunts]
838
00:39:29,333 --> 00:39:30,875
[man] Goddamn it!
839
00:39:32,125 --> 00:39:34,666
-[Cole] Come on, get in!
-No one gets away from Leeroy!
840
00:39:37,291 --> 00:39:38,125
[both scream]
841
00:39:38,208 --> 00:39:39,416
Fat Dragon.
842
00:39:39,500 --> 00:39:41,166
[dramatic music playing]
843
00:39:42,416 --> 00:39:44,250
[pipe organ music playing]
844
00:39:44,333 --> 00:39:48,833
[Sonya] Gotta look gorgeous for the One.
Your gorgeous dark One.
845
00:39:49,958 --> 00:39:50,958
Sonya.
846
00:39:53,875 --> 00:39:55,291
[Sonya] You came for me.
847
00:39:55,375 --> 00:39:56,541
[both screaming]
848
00:39:56,625 --> 00:39:58,125
I'll gut you like a fish!
849
00:39:58,750 --> 00:40:00,041
Silence, rapist.
850
00:40:01,041 --> 00:40:02,583
[Leeroy screaming]
851
00:40:03,750 --> 00:40:05,833
[high-pitched scream]
852
00:40:08,541 --> 00:40:09,416
[both scream]
853
00:40:10,916 --> 00:40:12,541
-[Cole] Oh God!
-[screams]
854
00:40:12,625 --> 00:40:13,708
[thud]
855
00:40:13,791 --> 00:40:14,875
[Sonya screams]
856
00:40:15,875 --> 00:40:17,458
[gasps] What the hell?
857
00:40:19,291 --> 00:40:21,791
Your blood belongs to us, Cole!
858
00:40:21,875 --> 00:40:22,958
Yeah! Cole!
859
00:40:24,583 --> 00:40:25,708
[crunching]
860
00:40:25,791 --> 00:40:27,916
-Oh shit! Come on.
-What?
861
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:29,333
-[birds squawk]
-[Sonya grunts]
862
00:40:29,416 --> 00:40:30,791
[Cole, Phoebe panting]
863
00:40:30,875 --> 00:40:32,500
[tense music playing]
864
00:40:34,458 --> 00:40:37,083
-Seriously?
-Turn off your brights, asshole!
865
00:40:37,166 --> 00:40:38,166
[Cole] Oh shit!
866
00:40:38,250 --> 00:40:39,416
[screams]
867
00:40:39,500 --> 00:40:42,458
[Sonya] I'm gonna cut off your face
like Hannibal Lecter, Cole!
868
00:40:43,250 --> 00:40:44,416
[screaming]
869
00:40:45,125 --> 00:40:46,958
Get her off! Get her off!
870
00:40:48,041 --> 00:40:49,916
-I'm gonna get--
-[engine revs]
871
00:40:51,125 --> 00:40:52,083
Fuck!
872
00:40:55,083 --> 00:40:56,875
[panting]
873
00:40:56,958 --> 00:40:58,666
[blood squelching]
874
00:40:59,416 --> 00:41:01,083
[both panting]
875
00:41:04,666 --> 00:41:05,625
Shall we?
876
00:41:07,583 --> 00:41:08,625
[thud]
877
00:41:10,041 --> 00:41:11,041
[Cole clears throat]
878
00:41:17,833 --> 00:41:18,666
[chuckles]
879
00:41:18,750 --> 00:41:20,375
[distant chatter]
880
00:41:20,458 --> 00:41:22,416
Did you hear that? Come on.
881
00:41:25,458 --> 00:41:27,458
[upbeat music playing]
882
00:41:41,708 --> 00:41:42,666
[Phoebe] Shh.
883
00:41:42,750 --> 00:41:44,583
[breathing heavily]
884
00:41:52,875 --> 00:41:55,875
-Looks like old-ass Sonya failed us.
-"Old"?
885
00:41:55,958 --> 00:41:58,291
-I'm gonna bring it on with this bitch!
-[Max] OK. Easy.
886
00:41:58,375 --> 00:42:01,625
Why don't you little-ass kids
go change your diapers, grab a juice box?
887
00:42:01,708 --> 00:42:04,125
-Leave this to the pros.
-We need to shake these clowns.
888
00:42:04,208 --> 00:42:06,083
-[Melanie] We don't need them.
-[snake rattling]
889
00:42:06,166 --> 00:42:07,541
[gasps]
890
00:42:08,416 --> 00:42:09,791
[John] What'd you say, Teletubby?
891
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:14,125
Noods, I think you need to speak louder.
Hearing's the first thing to go.
892
00:42:14,583 --> 00:42:15,750
[John] What, Zoolander?
893
00:42:16,708 --> 00:42:21,375
He said that hearing
is the first thing to go, Morgan Freeman.
894
00:42:21,458 --> 00:42:25,208
I heard. Morgan Freeman would beat
your ass into a keto diet, motherfucker.
895
00:42:25,291 --> 00:42:27,583
[Diego] Ah!
Suck on these titties, motherfucker.
896
00:42:27,666 --> 00:42:30,583
-[Phoebe] Be very still.
-[Allison] Why is he even awake...
897
00:42:31,916 --> 00:42:33,916
All right. Enough grab-ass.
898
00:42:34,500 --> 00:42:36,208
You wanna play? Let's split up.
899
00:42:37,291 --> 00:42:38,375
[snake hissing]
900
00:42:38,458 --> 00:42:41,208
-See which group can find 'em first.
-A little competition.
901
00:42:41,291 --> 00:42:43,083
Yes. Now that I understand.
902
00:42:43,166 --> 00:42:44,666
-[John] Yeah.
-[Max] Worst of luck.
903
00:42:45,375 --> 00:42:47,625
-[Phoebe] They're leaving.
-[snake rattling]
904
00:42:51,333 --> 00:42:53,833
-[John] Parkour...
-Wait for your hot red-headed friend!
905
00:42:53,916 --> 00:42:56,333
-[Melanie] Let's go.
-[rattling]
906
00:42:56,875 --> 00:42:57,875
[Phoebe whimpers]
907
00:42:57,958 --> 00:42:59,625
[tense music playing]
908
00:43:00,541 --> 00:43:01,833
-[sighs]
-[metal clangs]
909
00:43:12,166 --> 00:43:13,458
[shuddering breaths]
910
00:43:14,375 --> 00:43:15,875
[tense music continues]
911
00:43:32,958 --> 00:43:34,625
[Diego whimpering]
912
00:43:37,500 --> 00:43:38,916
[Jimmy] I'm here. I'm here.
913
00:43:44,833 --> 00:43:46,541
[Melanie] Are you done sixty-nineing?
914
00:43:47,583 --> 00:43:49,166
-Um... It--
-[Melanie] Now!
915
00:43:49,958 --> 00:43:51,416
It's called ophidiophobia!
916
00:43:52,041 --> 00:43:54,375
-Even Indiana Jones was afraid of snakes!
-[mouths] OK.
917
00:43:56,333 --> 00:43:57,333
[Phoebe] Come on.
918
00:43:57,958 --> 00:43:59,041
Come on.
919
00:44:02,750 --> 00:44:06,458
[Max] Coley! Come out and play!
920
00:44:06,541 --> 00:44:08,375
-[Cole] Where are we going?
-[Phoebe] This way.
921
00:44:08,458 --> 00:44:11,791
[Cole] "This way" where? These shoes
are made for reading, not running.
922
00:44:13,041 --> 00:44:15,166
There's a cabin
at the far end of the lake.
923
00:44:15,250 --> 00:44:18,541
I was heading there before I ran out
of gas. We could hide out till sunrise.
924
00:44:18,875 --> 00:44:20,125
A cabin in the woods.
925
00:44:20,208 --> 00:44:22,208
Nobody's ever been murdered
in a cabin in the woods.
926
00:44:22,291 --> 00:44:24,166
[Max grunting eerily]
927
00:44:25,166 --> 00:44:27,625
[John] Max! Stop that shit. It's creepy.
928
00:44:27,708 --> 00:44:30,791
It's supposed to be.
We're hunting children. [grunts eerily]
929
00:44:30,875 --> 00:44:35,333
You know what? I am done, OK?
Done with this chase bullshit.
930
00:44:35,416 --> 00:44:38,000
How about you two go be frivolous
and fetch me that boy?
931
00:44:38,083 --> 00:44:39,791
I think she meant "chivalrous."
932
00:44:39,875 --> 00:44:41,958
This rock looks like a spa day!
933
00:44:42,041 --> 00:44:44,166
-I am dead tired.
-And I'm tired of being dead.
934
00:44:44,250 --> 00:44:47,416
Can we hurry up and do this shit?
And why you trying to look sexy?
935
00:44:47,500 --> 00:44:50,083
The only thing that's sexy in the desert:
a glass of water.
936
00:44:50,166 --> 00:44:52,250
Who goes hiking wearing fuck-me pumps?
937
00:44:52,333 --> 00:44:54,833
They're not "fuck-me pumps,"
they're fuck you pumps.
938
00:44:55,208 --> 00:44:56,791
We're gonna go. You hold up the rear.
939
00:44:56,875 --> 00:44:59,958
Now that is a job I can do.
You both have really cute butts.
940
00:45:00,041 --> 00:45:03,375
-You been looking at my ass?
-Wow. You are so lucky you're hot.
941
00:45:03,875 --> 00:45:08,291
Duh! What I've been telling everybody!
Y'all are really lucky I'm hot.
942
00:45:08,791 --> 00:45:10,666
[Cole] Hold on a second.
I gotta tie my shoes.
943
00:45:11,291 --> 00:45:12,416
Hey, um...
944
00:45:14,250 --> 00:45:15,875
[panting]
945
00:45:17,208 --> 00:45:19,375
I'm really sorry
for bailing on you out there.
946
00:45:19,958 --> 00:45:20,958
Huh?
947
00:45:21,500 --> 00:45:23,458
But I really appreciate you coming back.
948
00:45:25,250 --> 00:45:27,833
No one's ever done anything
like that for me before.
949
00:45:28,250 --> 00:45:31,000
What? No, you don't need to say sorry.
I'm sorry. I...
950
00:45:31,375 --> 00:45:33,750
I'm the one who dragged you
into the worst night of your life.
951
00:45:33,833 --> 00:45:36,041
Believe it or not,
this is not the worst night of my life.
952
00:45:36,125 --> 00:45:39,125
What, you can beat rattlesnakes,
flamethrowers, and dead bodies?
953
00:45:39,208 --> 00:45:40,875
I mean, did you see Sonya's head?
954
00:45:42,750 --> 00:45:44,791
It's not my first time seeing someone die.
955
00:45:57,458 --> 00:45:59,458
Do you think everything happens
for a reason?
956
00:46:00,750 --> 00:46:01,750
No, Cole.
957
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:06,916
There's no chakras, no Santa,
958
00:46:07,583 --> 00:46:09,291
no soulmates, no afterlife.
959
00:46:11,708 --> 00:46:13,083
Them's the breaks, Ponyboy.
960
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:15,375
"Stay gold," my ass.
961
00:46:16,958 --> 00:46:18,583
Wow. That's...
962
00:46:19,875 --> 00:46:22,375
That's a really bleak outlook on the world
963
00:46:22,458 --> 00:46:24,833
for somebody
who's about to bring new life into it.
964
00:46:26,708 --> 00:46:27,666
Huh?
965
00:46:27,750 --> 00:46:29,708
I mean, you're pregnant.
966
00:46:31,583 --> 00:46:33,916
-Oh! That was all bullshit.
-What?
967
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:37,083
Yeah, I just said all that so everybody
would leave me alone. Yeah.
968
00:46:37,708 --> 00:46:38,791
-Come on.
-You just...
969
00:46:39,208 --> 00:46:40,375
[Phoebe] We gotta keep moving.
970
00:46:43,083 --> 00:46:44,625
[tense music playing]
971
00:46:44,708 --> 00:46:45,833
[rocks crumbling]
972
00:46:51,500 --> 00:46:52,708
-Look right.
-Yeah.
973
00:46:52,791 --> 00:46:53,625
Now look up.
974
00:46:53,708 --> 00:46:56,958
And now the three moons,
and then there's that chicken right here.
975
00:46:57,041 --> 00:46:59,291
-So real.
-I wanna just grab it. Boom, boom.
976
00:47:00,041 --> 00:47:02,833
I think it's great
that he's taking a joyride with Melanie.
977
00:47:02,916 --> 00:47:04,791
-Teens being teens.
-Teens being teens!
978
00:47:04,875 --> 00:47:07,958
-That's great parenting. Take the win.
-No, I said no, so I'm not going to.
979
00:47:08,041 --> 00:47:11,041
Why don't I just do everything?
I'll light it, pull the carb out.
980
00:47:11,125 --> 00:47:13,208
-If I don't touch, I'm not smoking it.
-It's not real.
981
00:47:13,291 --> 00:47:14,458
It's second-hand smoke.
982
00:47:15,375 --> 00:47:17,000
[gurgling]
983
00:47:17,083 --> 00:47:18,416
[inhales deeply]
984
00:47:21,250 --> 00:47:22,250
[Juan] Jeez!
985
00:47:24,333 --> 00:47:26,041
-Take it easy, Snoop.
-[blows]
986
00:47:26,541 --> 00:47:28,833
-My God. Going on tour?
-[coughs]
987
00:47:29,500 --> 00:47:31,416
[Cole] How do we know
this cabin's gonna be empty?
988
00:47:31,500 --> 00:47:33,166
I just know, all right?
989
00:47:33,250 --> 00:47:36,208
It was my family's cabin,
but no one's been for a long time.
990
00:47:36,291 --> 00:47:39,000
I don't wanna talk about it.
Just whatever. It's empty.
991
00:47:39,416 --> 00:47:42,791
Wait, you... you came to a big,
crowded, popular people event
992
00:47:42,875 --> 00:47:45,000
to stay in a remote cabin all by yourself?
993
00:47:45,333 --> 00:47:47,625
I needed to be alone.
You wouldn't understand.
994
00:47:47,708 --> 00:47:51,333
What... Yeah.
Trust me, I... I understand being alone.
995
00:47:52,416 --> 00:47:55,666
I don't know if you noticed,
but everybody at school thinks I'm weird.
996
00:47:55,750 --> 00:47:59,041
I didn't notice. The three-piece suit
seemed perfectly reasonable to me.
997
00:47:59,125 --> 00:48:00,583
Yeah. Ha-ha, OK, but...
998
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:03,125
What I'm saying is,
I don't think anyone chooses to--
999
00:48:03,208 --> 00:48:04,208
-[click]
-[both gasps]
1000
00:48:05,333 --> 00:48:06,750
[Cole panting]
1001
00:48:07,166 --> 00:48:08,583
-[gunshot]
-[both gasp]
1002
00:48:09,916 --> 00:48:15,041
Ooh, I've been thinking about this moment
a long time, Cole-biscuits.
1003
00:48:15,125 --> 00:48:16,583
[whimsical music plays]
1004
00:48:17,375 --> 00:48:19,833
I wanna be the world's best journalist.
1005
00:48:20,458 --> 00:48:23,833
Renowned, respected, like Geraldo.
1006
00:48:24,375 --> 00:48:26,166
Only... fuckable.
1007
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:29,500
-Um... We won't be in touch.
-[Allison] Well...
1008
00:48:29,583 --> 00:48:32,791
Goddamn it! I'll show you breaking news!
How do you like this?
1009
00:48:32,875 --> 00:48:34,416
[yelling]
1010
00:48:34,541 --> 00:48:35,541
[Bee] Allison.
1011
00:48:35,625 --> 00:48:36,625
[gasps] What?
1012
00:48:41,208 --> 00:48:42,333
[thud]
1013
00:48:49,916 --> 00:48:51,875
[whimsical music playing]
1014
00:48:53,708 --> 00:48:55,333
-Oh! Oh my God!
-Shit!
1015
00:48:55,708 --> 00:48:57,833
Oh my God! Did you just kill Bambi?
1016
00:48:57,916 --> 00:49:00,125
Boo-hoo. Watch a kids' movie.
1017
00:49:00,208 --> 00:49:02,125
The parents always die!
1018
00:49:03,666 --> 00:49:04,708
-[chuckles]
-[Cole] Shit!
1019
00:49:04,791 --> 00:49:05,708
God!
1020
00:49:05,791 --> 00:49:10,416
Too bad Bee's not here to blow my head
all over your face like a bukkake movie.
1021
00:49:11,583 --> 00:49:14,000
Allison! Allison, wait! Wait, uh...
1022
00:49:14,916 --> 00:49:15,833
Think...
1023
00:49:15,916 --> 00:49:18,416
-Think of the journalistic opportunity.
-Go on.
1024
00:49:18,916 --> 00:49:24,458
[Cole] "Young hot journalist
saves two teens in spooky canyon." Right?
1025
00:49:25,625 --> 00:49:26,625
Right?
1026
00:49:27,208 --> 00:49:28,083
Right?
1027
00:49:28,166 --> 00:49:29,750
Oh! Oh yeah!
1028
00:49:29,833 --> 00:49:33,041
Yeah, you totally give me,
like, a young Kelly Ripa vibe.
1029
00:49:33,125 --> 00:49:35,500
-[Cole] That's who it is!
-With a little Barbara Walters.
1030
00:49:35,583 --> 00:49:36,666
-[Cole] Uh-huh.
-Like the look?
1031
00:49:36,750 --> 00:49:38,500
Your verbal acuity is unparalleled.
1032
00:49:38,583 --> 00:49:41,750
Exactly! Allison, you...
you are ready for prime time.
1033
00:49:41,833 --> 00:49:44,125
-"Prime time?"
-You are a star.
1034
00:49:44,208 --> 00:49:45,500
Y... You think I'm a star?
1035
00:49:45,583 --> 00:49:46,583
A shining...
1036
00:49:47,166 --> 00:49:48,500
bright star.
1037
00:49:48,583 --> 00:49:49,458
Exactly.
1038
00:49:50,583 --> 00:49:53,000
If I let you guys go,
you'd do that for me?
1039
00:49:53,083 --> 00:49:55,500
We can walk away from all this
and forget it ever happened.
1040
00:49:55,583 --> 00:49:56,541
[Cole] Uh-huh.
1041
00:49:57,583 --> 00:49:59,083
That's my line, A-cups!
1042
00:50:01,250 --> 00:50:03,125
[groans] My boob!
1043
00:50:03,583 --> 00:50:05,541
Fuck me! Again?
1044
00:50:06,041 --> 00:50:08,541
You little shits! Where'd you go?
1045
00:50:08,625 --> 00:50:10,583
[suspenseful music playing]
1046
00:50:16,541 --> 00:50:17,458
[grunts]
1047
00:50:21,291 --> 00:50:23,125
[Allison howls]
1048
00:50:24,125 --> 00:50:25,500
[Allison yells, grunts]
1049
00:50:25,583 --> 00:50:26,500
[Cole] Oh shit!
1050
00:50:26,583 --> 00:50:30,500
[groans] Help me. Help me, please. Please!
1051
00:50:31,083 --> 00:50:34,375
Cole, better not be fucking looking
at my butt, you little perv!
1052
00:50:37,416 --> 00:50:38,916
Don't you fucking dare!
1053
00:50:39,625 --> 00:50:41,875
-[Allison] No! Don't!
-[Cole] On three.
1054
00:50:41,958 --> 00:50:43,916
Don't you fucking dare.
I'll fucking shoot you!
1055
00:50:44,958 --> 00:50:46,791
[groaning]
1056
00:50:48,541 --> 00:50:49,875
[screaming]
1057
00:50:55,166 --> 00:50:56,958
-[blood squelching]
-[both panting]
1058
00:50:58,666 --> 00:50:59,541
[Cole whimpers]
1059
00:50:59,625 --> 00:51:01,291
[panting]
1060
00:51:03,333 --> 00:51:04,291
[Phoebe] That's gross.
1061
00:51:04,375 --> 00:51:05,291
[tense music playing]
1062
00:51:06,750 --> 00:51:08,041
-[Max grunts]
-[blood squelches]
1063
00:51:11,333 --> 00:51:13,208
[Max grunts, chuckles]
1064
00:51:15,083 --> 00:51:16,083
[cocks gun]
1065
00:51:16,166 --> 00:51:17,625
Freeze, baby dolphin.
1066
00:51:22,458 --> 00:51:23,916
-You don't have the--
-Balls?
1067
00:51:24,333 --> 00:51:25,583
-[gun clicks]
-[chuckles]
1068
00:51:26,208 --> 00:51:27,458
I was gonna say bullets.
1069
00:51:34,250 --> 00:51:36,208
You can't kill me.
You need me for the ritual!
1070
00:51:36,291 --> 00:51:37,458
[yells]
1071
00:51:43,208 --> 00:51:44,958
I don't think so. [Max grunts]
1072
00:51:48,416 --> 00:51:49,416
[Max yells]
1073
00:51:50,708 --> 00:51:51,916
Wait! My bag.
1074
00:51:52,416 --> 00:51:54,875
Shoe? Have I taught you nothing?
1075
00:51:55,791 --> 00:51:56,875
Phoebe, let's go!
1076
00:51:56,958 --> 00:51:58,125
[dramatic music playing]
1077
00:52:05,958 --> 00:52:08,625
[groaning]
1078
00:52:08,708 --> 00:52:09,583
[Cole] Come on.
1079
00:52:11,500 --> 00:52:13,750
-[Phoebe] Holy shit!
-[Cole] Really? The bag?
1080
00:52:13,833 --> 00:52:15,333
Finally found my dick, Cole.
1081
00:52:15,750 --> 00:52:17,750
[reverential music playing]
1082
00:52:27,875 --> 00:52:29,833
[Cole] OK, it's a keyless start.
We need a code.
1083
00:52:30,208 --> 00:52:32,416
-Try "Jenny."
-No, it's numbers, not letters.
1084
00:52:32,916 --> 00:52:34,708
-Um... Two, three, four...
-[beeps]
1085
00:52:37,291 --> 00:52:38,250
[Cole] Oh, come on!
1086
00:52:38,791 --> 00:52:40,916
Hey! What are you doing?
1087
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:42,000
That's my rental!
1088
00:52:42,083 --> 00:52:43,708
-Sir, please help us.
-Yes. Please help us.
1089
00:52:43,791 --> 00:52:45,166
[Cole] There are people chasing us.
1090
00:52:45,250 --> 00:52:47,041
-Get the hell outta there!
-We're gonna die.
1091
00:52:47,125 --> 00:52:48,791
We need your help because, basically--
1092
00:52:48,875 --> 00:52:50,750
-[blood squelching]
-[groaning]
1093
00:52:52,041 --> 00:52:53,250
No!
1094
00:52:59,666 --> 00:53:03,458
Do you not know the difference
between salted and spicy fries, "Max"?
1095
00:53:03,541 --> 00:53:04,416
Because I do.
1096
00:53:04,500 --> 00:53:07,916
Why don't you go back there and get me
my regular salted fries that I ordered?
1097
00:53:08,375 --> 00:53:11,083
I'm gonna be late for SoulCycle,
and they're gonna give my bike away.
1098
00:53:11,166 --> 00:53:13,333
Why aren't you wearing a shirt, you cunt?
1099
00:53:14,458 --> 00:53:15,750
You wanna kill somebody?
1100
00:53:16,541 --> 00:53:17,750
Oh my God.
1101
00:53:17,833 --> 00:53:18,666
Oh no!
1102
00:53:18,750 --> 00:53:21,333
Believe it or not, I missed you.
Is that weird?
1103
00:53:21,416 --> 00:53:24,750
-[Cole] Give me the code.
-But you killed me... now I like you more.
1104
00:53:25,125 --> 00:53:28,833
-[John] Get 'em, Max!
-[Max] Nice vessel. She's a sweetie.
1105
00:53:29,250 --> 00:53:31,875
[in Forrest Gump voice]
That's ma boat. Name's Jenny.
1106
00:53:32,833 --> 00:53:35,666
[in normal voice]
Oh God, I love that song, "Jenny."
1107
00:53:35,750 --> 00:53:37,916
Tommy Tutone's 1981 classic.
1108
00:53:38,708 --> 00:53:39,708
[ding]
1109
00:53:39,791 --> 00:53:43,125
♪ Eight, six, seven, five
Three, oh, nine ♪
1110
00:53:43,208 --> 00:53:46,708
♪ Eight, six, seven, five
Three, oh, nine ♪
1111
00:53:47,958 --> 00:53:50,541
-Eight, six, seven, five, three, oh, nine.
-[Phoebe] Come on! Hurry!
1112
00:53:50,958 --> 00:53:52,125
-Start the boat!
-[Cole] Yes!
1113
00:53:55,833 --> 00:53:57,291
It's Jackass time!
1114
00:53:57,875 --> 00:53:59,166
Coming, Knoxville?
1115
00:53:59,250 --> 00:54:00,166
Whoa!
1116
00:54:00,750 --> 00:54:03,375
-But I died first last time.
-[Max] If you're not first, you're last!
1117
00:54:03,458 --> 00:54:05,166
-Whoo!
-[John] Work those biceps, Max!
1118
00:54:06,333 --> 00:54:08,166
[Cole] Oh shit! Oh shit!
1119
00:54:08,250 --> 00:54:09,625
I'm coming for you!
1120
00:54:10,125 --> 00:54:12,125
["Police Truck" playing]
1121
00:54:14,791 --> 00:54:15,916
[Max] Come on, faster, Cole!
1122
00:54:16,541 --> 00:54:18,083
[Max whooping]
1123
00:54:18,166 --> 00:54:20,666
♪ Tonight's the night
That we got the truck ♪
1124
00:54:20,750 --> 00:54:23,041
♪ We're goin' downtown
Gonna beat up drunks... ♪
1125
00:54:23,708 --> 00:54:24,916
I'm coming, Cole!
1126
00:54:25,833 --> 00:54:27,666
[Max] Better move your ass!
1127
00:54:27,750 --> 00:54:28,958
Phoebe, cut the rope!
1128
00:54:29,041 --> 00:54:31,541
♪ Ride how we ride... ♪
1129
00:54:31,625 --> 00:54:33,583
[Cole] Come on, Phoebe! Cut the rope!
1130
00:54:33,666 --> 00:54:35,291
Phoebe, the rope, now!
1131
00:54:35,375 --> 00:54:37,208
♪ Ride ♪
1132
00:54:37,291 --> 00:54:39,875
Come on, buddy. I'm right behind you.
1133
00:54:40,208 --> 00:54:42,375
♪ It's roundup time
Where the good whores meet ♪
1134
00:54:42,458 --> 00:54:45,166
♪ We're gonna drag one screaming
Off the street ♪
1135
00:54:45,250 --> 00:54:47,708
♪ Ride, ride how we ride... ♪
1136
00:54:47,791 --> 00:54:50,416
[Cole] What are you doing?
What are you doing?
1137
00:54:50,500 --> 00:54:51,333
Trust me.
1138
00:54:52,333 --> 00:54:53,666
[Max] Cole! You giving up?
1139
00:54:53,750 --> 00:54:54,750
That's no fun.
1140
00:54:54,833 --> 00:54:55,791
[gasping]
1141
00:55:00,666 --> 00:55:01,500
Easy, killer.
1142
00:55:03,083 --> 00:55:05,166
Silly string... Pretty lame.
1143
00:55:05,500 --> 00:55:07,166
Pretty flammable. [yells]
1144
00:55:08,166 --> 00:55:09,666
[Max yells]
1145
00:55:16,541 --> 00:55:17,791
[panting]
1146
00:55:18,500 --> 00:55:19,750
[suspenseful music plays]
1147
00:55:19,833 --> 00:55:22,500
-No!
-I'm coming for you, Cole!
1148
00:55:24,625 --> 00:55:25,958
Oh!
1149
00:55:30,583 --> 00:55:31,416
[Max] No!
1150
00:55:31,875 --> 00:55:33,000
Fuck you, Cole!
1151
00:55:34,583 --> 00:55:35,500
Oh!
1152
00:55:40,291 --> 00:55:41,875
[gasping]
1153
00:55:45,166 --> 00:55:47,041
Oh, shit.
1154
00:55:48,166 --> 00:55:49,000
[grunts]
1155
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:51,250
I made the right choice.
1156
00:55:52,833 --> 00:55:53,791
What are you doing?
1157
00:55:53,875 --> 00:55:58,041
If you don't chill, you wack-ass blonde
Pocahontas... This a introspective moment.
1158
00:55:58,958 --> 00:56:01,875
I just seen my boy Max
get diced up into Max chowder.
1159
00:56:02,208 --> 00:56:04,041
This night, it is not rocking!
1160
00:56:04,541 --> 00:56:06,666
I should be excited
I didn't get killed first.
1161
00:56:06,750 --> 00:56:09,833
That's some post-Jordan Peele era
horror movie progress. OK?
1162
00:56:09,916 --> 00:56:12,000
But this kid, Cole, he a genius now.
1163
00:56:12,375 --> 00:56:14,625
Before, he was a baby,
now he's all grownst up.
1164
00:56:14,708 --> 00:56:17,375
Before, I wanted to spank him like a baby,
like, bam, bam, bam!
1165
00:56:17,458 --> 00:56:20,208
Now I gotta kill him like a man, just...
[grunts]
1166
00:56:20,291 --> 00:56:21,666
-John's right.
-See that?
1167
00:56:21,750 --> 00:56:24,291
I'm no math major,
but I do know that out of the eight of us,
1168
00:56:24,708 --> 00:56:27,083
73% are dead, which leaves 49% alive,
1169
00:56:27,166 --> 00:56:29,416
and only 6% will make it out of here.
1170
00:56:29,958 --> 00:56:31,791
-I don't like my odds.
-The math is shit.
1171
00:56:31,875 --> 00:56:34,958
Melanie, you know my dyslexias
kicks in when I'm stressed.
1172
00:56:35,041 --> 00:56:39,250
-For this, sign up, not did I!
-You doing too much of this, OK?
1173
00:56:39,333 --> 00:56:42,250
You gotta pick up a book
and read that shit.
1174
00:56:42,333 --> 00:56:44,291
This is exactly what you signed up for.
1175
00:56:44,666 --> 00:56:47,291
"Drain Cole's blood," you said.
"Kill Boom Boom," you said.
1176
00:56:47,375 --> 00:56:49,541
I didn't know Cole
was the Channing Tatum of murder!
1177
00:56:49,958 --> 00:56:51,375
Mel. Quick question.
1178
00:56:51,791 --> 00:56:55,083
Are we still thinking we'll get back,
like, morning-ish tomorrow?
1179
00:56:55,166 --> 00:56:57,333
-What?
-Well, Lauren Bello invited us
1180
00:56:57,416 --> 00:56:58,583
to an escape room at noon.
1181
00:56:58,666 --> 00:57:00,958
Supposed to be there,
like, 15 minutes early.
1182
00:57:01,041 --> 00:57:04,666
-It's, like, a whole waiver situation.
-You guys are such pussies.
1183
00:57:05,375 --> 00:57:07,916
That's it!
You know that's a trigger word for us.
1184
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:09,666
-I'm out.
-You're not going anywhere.
1185
00:57:09,750 --> 00:57:12,000
-We signed a deal.
-[Jimmy] I promised to help kill people,
1186
00:57:12,083 --> 00:57:14,333
-and you promised to stop insulting me.
-Yeah!
1187
00:57:14,708 --> 00:57:15,541
Diego...
1188
00:57:16,916 --> 00:57:18,750
-let's bounce.
-That's right, be a little bitch.
1189
00:57:18,833 --> 00:57:21,750
This is always my issue
with third-wheeling. Sorry, Mel.
1190
00:57:21,833 --> 00:57:22,750
Bros before ho--
1191
00:57:24,416 --> 00:57:27,250
Oh shit! What the fuck?
1192
00:57:27,333 --> 00:57:28,291
What was that?
1193
00:57:28,833 --> 00:57:29,666
Diego!
1194
00:57:30,291 --> 00:57:33,583
Diego!
1195
00:57:34,208 --> 00:57:36,166
I don't think you understand
how this works, Jimmy.
1196
00:57:39,375 --> 00:57:40,208
Noodle?
1197
00:57:45,833 --> 00:57:46,666
What about you?
1198
00:57:47,458 --> 00:57:51,000
I am staying right here!
My feet is planted on the earth!
1199
00:57:51,083 --> 00:57:52,250
You hear me, Satan?
1200
00:57:54,333 --> 00:57:57,541
-You ain't gonna get no service out here.
-Sat-phone, bitch.
1201
00:57:58,875 --> 00:58:01,416
Plan B is more than a pill I take
on Saturdays.
1202
00:58:01,500 --> 00:58:02,458
[phone ringing]
1203
00:58:02,541 --> 00:58:06,125
Oh God. [coughing]
1204
00:58:07,375 --> 00:58:09,500
-Go for Archie.
-[Melanie] Hi, Mr. Johnson.
1205
00:58:09,583 --> 00:58:12,208
I'm so sorry to call you this late.
It's me, Melanie.
1206
00:58:12,291 --> 00:58:13,708
Is, uh, Cole with you?
1207
00:58:13,791 --> 00:58:17,958
Yeah, me and Cole were just at the lake,
and... I think we had too much to drink.
1208
00:58:18,041 --> 00:58:20,416
-[Archie] Thank God!
-I was wondering if you could pick us up.
1209
00:58:20,500 --> 00:58:22,541
[Archie] Oh, OK, all right.
We'll come get you.
1210
00:58:22,625 --> 00:58:23,458
Thank you.
1211
00:58:23,791 --> 00:58:26,625
-We're on our way. They're at the lake.
-Who was that?
1212
00:58:26,708 --> 00:58:30,208
-That was Melanie. They're at the lake.
-Oh my God! Is she in one piece?
1213
00:58:30,291 --> 00:58:32,125
Yeah. I mean, she was a little shaken up--
1214
00:58:32,208 --> 00:58:33,541
Not her! The car!
1215
00:58:36,583 --> 00:58:38,500
[Phoebe] How much longer till sunrise?
1216
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:40,958
[Cole] Uh...
1217
00:58:42,666 --> 00:58:43,625
About three hours.
1218
00:58:43,708 --> 00:58:45,833
You deduced that
from staring at the stars?
1219
00:58:46,250 --> 00:58:49,833
Yeah. You know, 'cause the constellations
all revolve around the North Star,
1220
00:58:49,916 --> 00:58:51,125
and so it's kinda like a clock.
1221
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:56,291
Sorry, just something my dad taught me
when I was a kid.
1222
00:58:56,750 --> 00:58:58,791
I used to dream I'd grow up
to be the kinda guy
1223
00:58:58,875 --> 00:59:00,583
who could be lost
in the middle of nowhere,
1224
00:59:00,958 --> 00:59:06,375
and just with the courage of my conviction
and the night sky, I could survive.
1225
00:59:07,333 --> 00:59:08,416
So, kind of like now?
1226
00:59:12,750 --> 00:59:14,250
What was your childhood dream?
1227
00:59:19,333 --> 00:59:21,250
No. It's too weird.
1228
00:59:26,458 --> 00:59:27,666
[Cole] I like weird.
1229
00:59:32,291 --> 00:59:33,500
I wanted to be Alice.
1230
00:59:35,500 --> 00:59:36,750
From Alice In Wonderland.
1231
00:59:39,083 --> 00:59:43,625
I wanted to fall down the rabbit hole
and wake up in a strange land,
1232
00:59:43,708 --> 00:59:46,125
and meet all sorts of crazy characters...
1233
00:59:47,208 --> 00:59:48,833
go on adventures along the way.
1234
00:59:49,791 --> 00:59:50,666
Mad,
1235
00:59:52,166 --> 00:59:54,166
wild, deranged adventures.
1236
00:59:56,541 --> 00:59:57,625
So, kinda like now.
1237
00:59:58,375 --> 01:00:00,958
[dreamy music playing]
1238
01:00:13,125 --> 01:00:16,166
Yo, we make a left here, we go to Wakanda,
forget the whole thing.
1239
01:00:16,250 --> 01:00:17,583
I've been practicing my accent.
1240
01:00:17,666 --> 01:00:20,750
-[in African accent] "Is this your king?"
-Not a chance in hell.
1241
01:00:26,541 --> 01:00:27,541
[Phoebe] This is it.
1242
01:00:28,708 --> 01:00:30,083
This is where I was headed.
1243
01:00:48,500 --> 01:00:50,166
-Hey, you coming?
-Yeah.
1244
01:00:51,500 --> 01:00:53,375
[Phoebe] Shit. OK, follow me.
1245
01:01:01,500 --> 01:01:02,375
[Cole] Come on.
1246
01:01:18,666 --> 01:01:20,083
[Cole] Oh, this place is awesome.
1247
01:01:22,458 --> 01:01:23,833
This was my family's cabin.
1248
01:01:30,333 --> 01:01:32,250
I haven't been back since my pa...
1249
01:01:33,125 --> 01:01:33,958
Since what?
1250
01:01:36,333 --> 01:01:38,541
It's nothing. Yo, are you OK?
1251
01:01:39,041 --> 01:01:41,208
I really have to go to the bathroom.
Is there one?
1252
01:01:41,291 --> 01:01:43,750
Uh, there's an outhouse. Out there.
1253
01:01:44,291 --> 01:01:45,333
We can't go outside.
1254
01:01:46,708 --> 01:01:48,541
Do you have to go number one
or number two?
1255
01:01:49,375 --> 01:01:51,708
I would kill us both
before I poop in front of you.
1256
01:01:51,791 --> 01:01:52,750
Can you hold it?
1257
01:01:53,250 --> 01:01:55,041
That would damage my pelvic floor.
1258
01:01:55,125 --> 01:01:56,916
[scoffs] Fine! Go ahead.
1259
01:01:57,833 --> 01:01:58,750
Where?
1260
01:01:58,833 --> 01:02:00,708
-The vase. I don't know!
-I...
1261
01:02:03,416 --> 01:02:05,333
-Go.
-OK.
1262
01:02:08,166 --> 01:02:10,291
Can you turn around? A little privacy?
1263
01:02:11,208 --> 01:02:12,041
Whatever.
1264
01:02:14,791 --> 01:02:16,583
And... cover your ears.
1265
01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:19,541
-What?
-I'm self-conscious about my stream.
1266
01:02:19,625 --> 01:02:22,166
It's a little weak,
but my doctor says it's perfectly normal.
1267
01:02:22,583 --> 01:02:23,583
[Phoebe] Oh my God.
1268
01:02:28,041 --> 01:02:28,958
[unzips zipper]
1269
01:02:32,958 --> 01:02:36,000
[urine pattering]
1270
01:02:41,666 --> 01:02:43,666
[tense music playing]
1271
01:02:49,416 --> 01:02:51,166
[music intensifies]
1272
01:02:51,250 --> 01:02:52,416
-Boo!
-[urine splattering]
1273
01:02:52,500 --> 01:02:53,791
-[Phoebe] Shit!
-Oh!
1274
01:02:53,875 --> 01:02:55,958
That was not fun for either of us!
1275
01:02:56,041 --> 01:02:58,541
Weak stream, my ass!
1276
01:02:58,625 --> 01:03:01,833
I'll deal with the pinkeye,
as long as your pelvic floor is OK.
1277
01:03:01,916 --> 01:03:03,541
-[chuckles] Shit!
-I'm so sorry.
1278
01:03:03,625 --> 01:03:05,708
Can I... can I help you clean that up?
1279
01:03:05,791 --> 01:03:08,583
Nah, it... it's cool. Urine is sterile.
1280
01:03:08,666 --> 01:03:10,583
-Come on. I'll survive.
-Yeah.
1281
01:03:10,666 --> 01:03:12,625
["White Rabbit" playing]
1282
01:03:14,500 --> 01:03:17,416
[Phoebe] I think this is our safest bet.
Hide out here till sunrise.
1283
01:03:18,750 --> 01:03:20,666
Yeah, it looks safe.
1284
01:03:28,166 --> 01:03:29,166
Move, bitch.
1285
01:03:31,041 --> 01:03:31,875
Yeah...
1286
01:03:31,958 --> 01:03:37,916
♪ One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small... ♪
1287
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:38,958
What is this place?
1288
01:03:39,916 --> 01:03:44,958
♪ And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do... ♪
1289
01:03:45,041 --> 01:03:46,083
It's my rabbit hole.
1290
01:03:49,708 --> 01:03:51,250
I made it when I was little.
1291
01:03:52,833 --> 01:03:54,166
I felt very safe here.
1292
01:03:57,875 --> 01:04:01,708
♪ And if you go chasing rabbits ♪
1293
01:04:01,791 --> 01:04:02,916
Alice's tea party?
1294
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:06,791
♪ And you know you're going to fall ♪
1295
01:04:07,250 --> 01:04:11,375
♪ Tell 'em a hookah-smoking caterpillar ♪
1296
01:04:11,791 --> 01:04:16,083
♪ Has given you the call ♪
1297
01:04:16,166 --> 01:04:17,625
♪ He called Alice ♪
1298
01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:22,958
♪ When she was just small... ♪
1299
01:04:31,791 --> 01:04:32,666
Got 'em.
1300
01:04:33,833 --> 01:04:36,500
Wait, look, I'm not so sure
I'm happy we found him. OK?
1301
01:04:36,583 --> 01:04:39,083
Every time someone sneaks up
on this kid, they rest in pieces.
1302
01:04:39,166 --> 01:04:40,250
Here's the plan:
1303
01:04:40,958 --> 01:04:41,791
we wait.
1304
01:04:43,458 --> 01:04:45,291
Wh... The plan is to wait?
1305
01:04:45,375 --> 01:04:47,583
For daylight? Till I burn up into ashes?
1306
01:04:48,500 --> 01:04:51,875
I got shit to do. I wanna go
to a strip club and see Cinnamon.
1307
01:04:51,958 --> 01:04:53,458
Taken us this far, haven't I?
1308
01:04:54,791 --> 01:04:56,041
Stick with me, John.
1309
01:04:56,666 --> 01:04:57,833
The future is female.
1310
01:04:59,041 --> 01:05:00,291
The fuck does that mean?
1311
01:05:02,375 --> 01:05:04,375
[suspenseful music playing]
1312
01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:09,000
["Black Velvet" playing]
1313
01:05:09,958 --> 01:05:13,916
♪ Black velvet and that little boy smile ♪
1314
01:05:14,750 --> 01:05:18,375
♪ Black velvet
And that slow southern style ♪
1315
01:05:19,958 --> 01:05:24,208
♪ A new religion
That'll bring you to your knees ♪
1316
01:05:24,291 --> 01:05:27,500
-♪ Black velvet if you please ♪
-[cell phone ringing]
1317
01:05:27,583 --> 01:05:28,458
Ah.
1318
01:05:28,916 --> 01:05:31,416
Who's that? Pick it up. Pick it up. Yeah.
1319
01:05:31,500 --> 01:05:33,625
-[Mom] Hi.
-Hey, honey, we got him.
1320
01:05:33,708 --> 01:05:35,291
Oh thank God. He's OK?
1321
01:05:35,375 --> 01:05:37,625
-Was he ever? Let's be honest.
-No.
1322
01:05:38,041 --> 01:05:40,708
Yeah, he's with Melanie at the lake.
She dinged me--
1323
01:05:40,791 --> 01:05:42,666
-Pinged us. Pinged.
-She dinged us the location.
1324
01:05:42,750 --> 01:05:44,083
I swear to God, it's ding.
1325
01:05:44,166 --> 01:05:46,833
-It's GIF, not jiff. It's ping, not ding.
-Who is that?
1326
01:05:46,916 --> 01:05:48,541
-She pinged us the location.
-Is that Juan?
1327
01:05:48,625 --> 01:05:51,083
-We'll be there in 30 minutes.
-Are you guys high?
1328
01:05:51,541 --> 01:05:53,916
It's fine.
I'm bringing our boy home, OK, honey?
1329
01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:56,125
Did you take pot? Honey?
1330
01:05:56,541 --> 01:05:57,375
What's that?
1331
01:05:57,791 --> 01:06:00,041
-Are you high?
-Who... who are you talking to?
1332
01:06:00,125 --> 01:06:01,833
I'm talking to you. Are you high?
1333
01:06:01,916 --> 01:06:03,875
At this point,
I'm not sure who you're talking to.
1334
01:06:03,958 --> 01:06:04,875
Are you high?
1335
01:06:04,958 --> 01:06:07,333
-Am I? Or are you?
-You took pot!
1336
01:06:08,583 --> 01:06:09,708
I w...
1337
01:06:09,791 --> 01:06:11,791
Look, I'm gonna be honest with you--
1338
01:06:11,875 --> 01:06:14,250
[Juan] We're going through a tunnel!
I hung up.
1339
01:06:14,333 --> 01:06:16,083
-Yeah, that was great timing.
-Yeah.
1340
01:06:16,166 --> 01:06:18,625
I can still hear you,
you Joe Exotic-look--
1341
01:06:19,583 --> 01:06:21,916
-What?
-I just hung up. I hung up. Sorry.
1342
01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:22,833
Call her back.
1343
01:06:22,916 --> 01:06:24,916
["White Rabbit" continues playing]
1344
01:06:32,166 --> 01:06:33,083
[Cole] Who's that?
1345
01:06:36,125 --> 01:06:37,250
Bunny was my lovey.
1346
01:06:40,166 --> 01:06:42,250
He was my best friend, and...
1347
01:06:44,833 --> 01:06:45,833
I lost him...
1348
01:06:47,166 --> 01:06:48,166
when I was six.
1349
01:06:51,583 --> 01:06:55,625
Two days ago, he showed up in my locker
with the key to the house
1350
01:06:55,708 --> 01:06:57,916
and a fortune saying,
1351
01:06:58,500 --> 01:06:59,916
"It ends tonight."
1352
01:07:00,958 --> 01:07:02,625
Who do you think put it in your locker?
1353
01:07:03,500 --> 01:07:04,333
I don't know.
1354
01:07:05,500 --> 01:07:06,500
A guardian angel?
1355
01:07:09,666 --> 01:07:13,666
There's something about tonight...
doesn't feel like a coincidence.
1356
01:07:13,750 --> 01:07:15,166
[heart beating]
1357
01:07:19,250 --> 01:07:21,708
Yeah. A... cassette player!
1358
01:07:22,500 --> 01:07:23,500
Wow.
1359
01:07:23,583 --> 01:07:27,416
[chuckles] These are so exhilarating,
'cause the cassettes are fragile and--
1360
01:07:27,500 --> 01:07:28,375
Yeah.
1361
01:07:28,458 --> 01:07:32,291
Every time you play 'em, you know,
it could be the last time that you get to.
1362
01:07:33,458 --> 01:07:35,416
-["Apache" playing]
-Oh!
1363
01:07:35,500 --> 01:07:36,708
Oh!
1364
01:07:36,791 --> 01:07:39,041
-I love this song.
-Me too!
1365
01:07:39,125 --> 01:07:43,208
I think one time, me and my babysitter
listened to this for 48 hours straight.
1366
01:07:44,375 --> 01:07:48,541
-She sounds pretty cool.
-Yeah, she was. Is. I... I don't know.
1367
01:07:48,625 --> 01:07:51,541
She's... kind of who started the thing
with them out there.
1368
01:07:52,958 --> 01:07:55,208
Mine always said
it was her job to protect me.
1369
01:08:02,041 --> 01:08:04,750
♪ Ho, ho, ho ♪
1370
01:08:13,958 --> 01:08:17,916
♪ Tonto, jump on it
Jump on it, jump on it ♪
1371
01:08:22,041 --> 01:08:25,708
♪ Kemosabe, jump on it
Jump on it, jump on it ♪
1372
01:08:30,708 --> 01:08:34,541
♪ Custer, jump on it
Jump on it, jump on it ♪
1373
01:08:34,625 --> 01:08:35,833
♪ Jump on it ♪
1374
01:08:38,875 --> 01:08:41,125
♪ A-hunga-hunga-hunga-hunga ♪
1375
01:08:42,916 --> 01:08:44,000
[screams]
1376
01:08:50,541 --> 01:08:51,708
-[Melanie] Hi!
-[Archie] Hey.
1377
01:08:51,791 --> 01:08:54,958
[Melanie] I'm sorry! I thought it'd be fun
to get him out the house for a night,
1378
01:08:55,041 --> 01:08:56,833
but then he just kinda went crazy.
1379
01:08:56,916 --> 01:08:59,000
Like, he started talking about
the cult stuff again.
1380
01:08:59,083 --> 01:09:02,750
That's all good, but where's the car?
You're gonna hear from my attorneys.
1381
01:09:02,833 --> 01:09:05,000
-Where's Cole?
-He's over there. I'll take you to him.
1382
01:09:05,083 --> 01:09:08,125
But be prepared.
He's, like, saying really weird stuff.
1383
01:09:08,208 --> 01:09:09,666
-Oh shit.
-[Melanie] OK.
1384
01:09:11,208 --> 01:09:13,333
-His kid is a waking nightmare.
-Tell me about it.
1385
01:09:13,416 --> 01:09:14,500
-Who are you, bro?
-I'm John.
1386
01:09:14,583 --> 01:09:15,541
Juan.
1387
01:09:15,625 --> 01:09:17,458
That's dope.
You're the Hispanic version of me.
1388
01:09:17,541 --> 01:09:19,041
-Exactamundo!
-[both chuckle]
1389
01:09:19,125 --> 01:09:22,416
Wait. Mr. Johnson,
I think it's best if I stay back here.
1390
01:09:22,500 --> 01:09:26,166
He thinks I'm, like, evil or something.
I don't wanna freak him out again.
1391
01:09:26,250 --> 01:09:29,000
[sighs] Yeah, that's...
that's a great idea.
1392
01:09:29,083 --> 01:09:30,916
-OK, thank you.
-OK. Be careful!
1393
01:09:31,375 --> 01:09:33,083
[John] Come on!
He running full speed, huh?
1394
01:09:33,166 --> 01:09:35,750
[Juan] God, I gotta shit.
Hope there's a bathroom in there.
1395
01:09:37,000 --> 01:09:40,958
If I'm being completely honest, I thought
you were gonna kiss like a turtle.
1396
01:09:41,458 --> 01:09:44,500
-But you're surprisingly good.
-I get that a lot. [laughs]
1397
01:09:44,583 --> 01:09:48,333
-A lot? Really?
-You know, I've had a little practice.
1398
01:09:48,416 --> 01:09:49,291
With who?
1399
01:09:49,958 --> 01:09:50,833
Uh...
1400
01:09:50,916 --> 01:09:53,041
Actually,
the girl who's trying to kill us.
1401
01:09:53,500 --> 01:09:57,541
I don't really have good luck with women.
They sorta end up being murderers.
1402
01:10:02,250 --> 01:10:03,250
[Phoebe sighs]
1403
01:10:07,083 --> 01:10:07,916
Well...
1404
01:10:13,958 --> 01:10:15,708
I guess your streak still stands.
1405
01:10:16,625 --> 01:10:17,750
[Cole] What do you mean?
1406
01:10:19,625 --> 01:10:20,458
What?
1407
01:10:22,333 --> 01:10:23,291
What is it?
1408
01:10:24,416 --> 01:10:25,291
Uh...
1409
01:10:25,750 --> 01:10:27,041
I killed my parents.
1410
01:10:28,333 --> 01:10:30,166
[pensive music playing]
1411
01:10:31,291 --> 01:10:34,916
Come on, we have to hurry. He's all alone,
and Bunny only has one eye.
1412
01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:36,625
[Bee] You sure you know
where you left him?
1413
01:10:36,708 --> 01:10:38,541
[Phoebe] Yeah. Right at the water line.
1414
01:10:45,458 --> 01:10:46,291
[tires screech]
1415
01:10:54,375 --> 01:10:56,208
I was in the car that crashed into them.
1416
01:11:00,083 --> 01:11:02,541
If I hadn't left that stupid bunny
at the lake,
1417
01:11:02,625 --> 01:11:05,166
if I just waited until morning,
I would still have my parents.
1418
01:11:05,250 --> 01:11:06,666
I would still have a family.
1419
01:11:16,000 --> 01:11:17,000
[sniffles]
1420
01:11:19,500 --> 01:11:20,500
Go on.
1421
01:11:20,958 --> 01:11:22,333
Say it. I know you want to.
1422
01:11:23,750 --> 01:11:24,833
[whispers] Say what?
1423
01:11:24,916 --> 01:11:28,166
The whole Good Will Hunting speech
where you're like... [sniffles]
1424
01:11:28,750 --> 01:11:30,000
"It's not your fault."
1425
01:11:30,625 --> 01:11:34,083
It's what every state-issued social worker
has told me my entire life.
1426
01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:37,083
I can't tell you that it's not your fault.
1427
01:11:39,291 --> 01:11:41,666
But I also can't tell you
that it is your fault.
1428
01:11:43,875 --> 01:11:45,083
You went through something
1429
01:11:45,166 --> 01:11:48,416
that no little kid
should ever have to go through.
1430
01:11:50,833 --> 01:11:54,375
And it sucks that you have to carry
that pain with you
1431
01:11:54,458 --> 01:11:55,666
for the rest of your life.
1432
01:11:56,416 --> 01:11:57,250
But...
1433
01:11:57,916 --> 01:11:59,375
it's through adversity...
1434
01:11:59,916 --> 01:12:01,250
that we find strength.
1435
01:12:03,458 --> 01:12:04,583
You are...
1436
01:12:06,208 --> 01:12:07,291
by far...
1437
01:12:08,458 --> 01:12:10,541
the strongest person I have ever met.
1438
01:12:12,500 --> 01:12:14,916
And I couldn't have made it
through tonight without you.
1439
01:12:16,833 --> 01:12:18,541
[Archie] Cole? Buddy?
1440
01:12:20,375 --> 01:12:21,208
Dad?
1441
01:12:21,291 --> 01:12:23,250
Why don't you come on up, OK?
Let's go home.
1442
01:12:23,333 --> 01:12:25,041
[hatch rattling]
1443
01:12:25,125 --> 01:12:27,166
-[Archie] Hey, Cole, it's locked!
-Don't go up there!
1444
01:12:27,250 --> 01:12:29,500
-I have to. It's my dad.
-But we're safe here.
1445
01:12:29,583 --> 01:12:31,791
-[Archie] Buddy, come on.
-Look, maybe it's a trap.
1446
01:12:31,875 --> 01:12:34,291
Both the T-800 and the T-1000
use voice sampling.
1447
01:12:34,375 --> 01:12:35,625
[Archie] Buddy, let's go home.
1448
01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:39,041
Or maybe Melanie's using your parents
to try to lure you out there.
1449
01:12:39,125 --> 01:12:41,708
[Archie] Come on, Cole, just come up.
Nothing's gonna happen to you.
1450
01:12:41,791 --> 01:12:43,958
It stinks of pee up here!
1451
01:12:44,041 --> 01:12:45,083
[thumping]
1452
01:12:46,208 --> 01:12:48,166
[rattling]
1453
01:12:48,791 --> 01:12:49,625
Cole!
1454
01:12:49,708 --> 01:12:52,208
-We can't hide here forever, Phoebe.
-We don't have to.
1455
01:12:52,291 --> 01:12:54,500
-Just another hour or so.
-[Archie] Just come up, buddy.
1456
01:12:54,583 --> 01:12:56,250
-Everything's fine.
-[Phoebe] Look!
1457
01:12:57,333 --> 01:13:00,250
Everyone I have ever cared about
has died right in front of me.
1458
01:13:02,291 --> 01:13:03,583
Please don't go up there.
1459
01:13:04,458 --> 01:13:07,166
If it is a trap, then he's in danger,
and we have to help him.
1460
01:13:07,250 --> 01:13:09,875
-[rattling]
-[Juan] Listen to your father, Cole!
1461
01:13:12,458 --> 01:13:14,666
But if we go up there,
we can't go unarmed.
1462
01:13:15,333 --> 01:13:18,833
Which is ironic, because my dad
kept his hunting gear down here.
1463
01:13:18,916 --> 01:13:21,458
What? Why didn't you say that?
Let's grab it.
1464
01:13:21,541 --> 01:13:23,875
Can't. I don't have the combo to the safe.
1465
01:13:24,333 --> 01:13:25,666
-I was six.
-Wow.
1466
01:13:27,500 --> 01:13:29,125
I guess it all does end tonight.
1467
01:13:39,666 --> 01:13:40,500
Cole?
1468
01:13:46,333 --> 01:13:48,083
[beeping]
1469
01:13:54,625 --> 01:13:56,666
Could this night get any more erotic?
1470
01:13:59,375 --> 01:14:02,000
[Cole] Step away from the door!
Phoebe and I are coming out!
1471
01:14:02,333 --> 01:14:03,250
Who's Phoebe?
1472
01:14:03,333 --> 01:14:05,958
Imaginary friend.
He's having a psychotic delusion.
1473
01:14:06,041 --> 01:14:08,958
You've gone loco again, Cole!
1474
01:14:10,666 --> 01:14:12,875
I did not go loco.
1475
01:14:17,041 --> 01:14:19,875
[splutters] I know you didn't.
This is all in your head.
1476
01:14:20,458 --> 01:14:22,166
Where'd you get the crossbow?
1477
01:14:23,916 --> 01:14:25,166
Three, two, one...
1478
01:14:25,583 --> 01:14:27,708
[badly singing]
♪ Everyone's watching ♪
1479
01:14:28,500 --> 01:14:30,958
[mumbling]
1480
01:14:31,041 --> 01:14:33,000
♪ Hey, hey ♪
1481
01:14:33,083 --> 01:14:34,375
♪ Baby ♪
1482
01:14:34,458 --> 01:14:37,208
[scats out of key]
1483
01:14:37,291 --> 01:14:39,166
Can't give up on me like that, Frank.
1484
01:14:39,250 --> 01:14:40,708
I'll do anything to make it!
1485
01:14:41,083 --> 01:14:42,750
-I...
-[groans]
1486
01:14:42,833 --> 01:14:43,708
John?
1487
01:14:44,250 --> 01:14:46,041
Dad, move away from him!
1488
01:14:46,125 --> 01:14:48,458
-Just take a breath, OK?
-[John] Calm down.
1489
01:14:48,541 --> 01:14:50,791
Oh, shit!
1490
01:14:50,875 --> 01:14:52,333
[singing melody]
1491
01:14:52,416 --> 01:14:54,708
-Cole!
-You just tried to shoot me!
1492
01:14:54,791 --> 01:14:55,666
And you missed, bitch!
1493
01:14:55,750 --> 01:14:57,000
[Cole screams]
1494
01:14:58,208 --> 01:14:59,333
[John] Whoo! Ha!
1495
01:14:59,416 --> 01:15:00,958
You a clumsy bitch, ain't you?
1496
01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:03,041
No, stop!
1497
01:15:03,916 --> 01:15:05,333
You about to die a virgin!
1498
01:15:06,416 --> 01:15:07,375
Shit!
1499
01:15:07,458 --> 01:15:08,583
[grunts]
1500
01:15:08,666 --> 01:15:11,333
-[blood squelching]
-[screaming]
1501
01:15:12,916 --> 01:15:14,041
Oh!
1502
01:15:14,125 --> 01:15:15,083
[choking]
1503
01:15:19,166 --> 01:15:20,916
-He's dead.
-He's a demon!
1504
01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:25,208
-Son...
-Please, Cole, you're scaring me.
1505
01:15:25,291 --> 01:15:26,625
No. Stay away from us!
1506
01:15:26,708 --> 01:15:28,208
-Cole, it's me!
-Get back!
1507
01:15:28,291 --> 01:15:31,000
Please put it down.
OK? It's me, it's Melanie.
1508
01:15:31,083 --> 01:15:32,208
Get back, now!
1509
01:15:32,291 --> 01:15:33,833
I love you, Cole.
1510
01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:39,041
-He's not himself. We need to help him.
-OK, Cole, listen to me...
1511
01:15:39,125 --> 01:15:40,916
-[Cole] She's part of it!
-Part of what?
1512
01:15:41,000 --> 01:15:42,750
-The blood cult.
-He's telling the truth.
1513
01:15:42,833 --> 01:15:44,125
There is no cult! OK?
1514
01:15:44,208 --> 01:15:46,500
-Just put down the weapons, please!
-Put it down.
1515
01:15:48,125 --> 01:15:49,833
Nice catch, baby girl!
1516
01:15:49,916 --> 01:15:50,916
Let's go!
1517
01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:53,083
-[Archie] Cole, stop!
-[Cole] Come on! Go!
1518
01:15:53,458 --> 01:15:54,375
Cole!
1519
01:15:54,458 --> 01:15:57,166
-Where are you going, sweetie?
-Let go of me!
1520
01:15:57,250 --> 01:16:00,250
No! I'm calling it! We out this piece!
1521
01:16:00,333 --> 01:16:02,166
I'm not going anywhere with you.
1522
01:16:02,250 --> 01:16:05,000
Oh, my God, you're grounded.
No Coachella--
1523
01:16:05,750 --> 01:16:07,833
[screaming]
1524
01:16:07,916 --> 01:16:10,166
That's it! I'm taking your IUD!
1525
01:16:10,250 --> 01:16:11,708
[screaming]
1526
01:16:12,458 --> 01:16:13,791
[Juan, gasping choking]
1527
01:16:16,375 --> 01:16:17,666
[both panting]
1528
01:16:17,750 --> 01:16:19,708
I have to face my dad. Run, OK?
1529
01:16:19,791 --> 01:16:21,750
Run until the sun comes up. Don't stop.
1530
01:16:23,625 --> 01:16:25,666
I'll find you. I promise I'll find you.
1531
01:16:26,125 --> 01:16:26,958
Go.
1532
01:16:28,166 --> 01:16:29,541
-[Archie] Cole!
-Dad...
1533
01:16:31,875 --> 01:16:34,125
-Cole.
-Dad, I'm not crazy, OK? I swear!
1534
01:16:34,208 --> 01:16:36,750
-Stop.
-I'm sorry I yelled at you, OK?
1535
01:16:36,833 --> 01:16:38,833
But you have to understand, he's a demon.
1536
01:16:38,916 --> 01:16:41,166
OK. OK. It's OK, I'm here.
1537
01:16:41,833 --> 01:16:42,708
OK.
1538
01:16:43,041 --> 01:16:44,250
-Come on.
-OK.
1539
01:16:44,875 --> 01:16:45,875
It's OK.
1540
01:16:47,000 --> 01:16:48,708
-I love you, Dad.
-I love you too.
1541
01:16:49,541 --> 01:16:50,583
I love you too.
1542
01:16:51,416 --> 01:16:52,250
[Cole sighs]
1543
01:16:52,333 --> 01:16:54,833
-I'm not going anywhere, OK?
-I'm sorry.
1544
01:16:54,916 --> 01:16:56,541
-[Archie] It's gonna be OK.
-[stabbing]
1545
01:17:02,083 --> 01:17:05,333
-Dad?
-It's OK, it's gonna be OK. I'm here.
1546
01:17:06,083 --> 01:17:08,750
You don't understand, I have to save her.
1547
01:17:09,208 --> 01:17:13,083
-You don't understand...
-I got you. We're gonna get you home.
1548
01:17:17,125 --> 01:17:18,208
So close.
1549
01:17:18,291 --> 01:17:20,500
The knife toss isn't your specialty,
Melanie.
1550
01:17:22,250 --> 01:17:25,541
Maybe you should stick with trust
as your weapon of mass destruction.
1551
01:17:25,625 --> 01:17:28,875
Trust is for people that are too scared
to believe in themselves.
1552
01:17:28,958 --> 01:17:30,916
-I used to feel the same way.
-I know.
1553
01:17:31,375 --> 01:17:33,500
You're a self-loathing, whiny bitch.
1554
01:17:34,416 --> 01:17:37,000
Which makes you a perfect candidate
for my team.
1555
01:17:37,083 --> 01:17:39,291
Join us,
and be the best version of yourself.
1556
01:17:42,375 --> 01:17:43,708
So, what's it gonna be?
1557
01:17:47,958 --> 01:17:49,041
[male voice] Fight!
1558
01:17:59,916 --> 01:18:01,000
[bones cracking]
1559
01:18:07,958 --> 01:18:08,875
[grunts]
1560
01:18:32,375 --> 01:18:33,416
[blood squelching]
1561
01:18:39,875 --> 01:18:41,083
[male voice] Game over!
1562
01:18:41,666 --> 01:18:44,166
Should've taken my offer to be a big fish.
1563
01:18:45,000 --> 01:18:46,541
Now you're just bait.
1564
01:18:49,208 --> 01:18:50,208
[Archie sniffles]
1565
01:18:50,958 --> 01:18:53,291
Electric cars... [sniffles]
1566
01:18:55,041 --> 01:18:56,666
My God, they're stupid...
1567
01:18:57,500 --> 01:18:58,458
cars.
1568
01:18:59,125 --> 01:19:00,125
Oh my boy!
1569
01:19:02,791 --> 01:19:05,375
Oh God, my neck. What a night.
1570
01:19:06,333 --> 01:19:09,541
[reverential music playing]
1571
01:19:10,875 --> 01:19:12,875
[Melanie sighs] You know,
1572
01:19:13,500 --> 01:19:15,458
you and I have a lot in common.
1573
01:19:17,750 --> 01:19:18,583
[chuckles]
1574
01:19:19,791 --> 01:19:22,875
Back there, the way he looked at you...
1575
01:19:24,625 --> 01:19:26,666
That's the same way he used to look at me.
1576
01:19:26,750 --> 01:19:28,791
Are you gonna monologue me to death?
1577
01:19:28,875 --> 01:19:32,375
-I mean, I was, but I guess I won't now.
-Your plan's not gonna work.
1578
01:19:32,750 --> 01:19:35,291
He's not gonna come back.
His dad probably has him on lockdown.
1579
01:19:35,375 --> 01:19:37,250
Cole's a big Terminator fan.
1580
01:19:37,833 --> 01:19:38,833
He'll be back.
1581
01:19:41,166 --> 01:19:42,250
[Archie sighs]
1582
01:19:43,666 --> 01:19:46,708
-[car alarm blaring]
-[Archie] Oh shit! Where is it?
1583
01:19:49,708 --> 01:19:53,625
Cole, unlock the door.
Cole, unlock the door.
1584
01:19:55,708 --> 01:19:59,458
Cole! Come on!
Cole, give me the keys. Cole!
1585
01:19:59,541 --> 01:20:01,666
Open up! Uh-oh! Don't go over there.
1586
01:20:02,750 --> 01:20:05,375
Cole! Cole! Cole! Unlock the door.
1587
01:20:06,375 --> 01:20:08,083
-Turn off the car!
-Dad, listen to me.
1588
01:20:08,458 --> 01:20:09,875
Listen to me, OK?
1589
01:20:09,958 --> 01:20:12,833
Look, you're always saying that
we find our strength through adversity.
1590
01:20:12,916 --> 01:20:13,791
Yeah, I...
1591
01:20:14,416 --> 01:20:18,291
Tonight, I realize that strength
is measured by the lengths you'll go to
1592
01:20:18,375 --> 01:20:20,125
-for the people you love.
-Oh, Cole...
1593
01:20:21,125 --> 01:20:23,500
I'm in love with her,
and I made a promise.
1594
01:20:23,916 --> 01:20:25,666
Cole, no, no... Cole! Cole! Cole!
1595
01:20:29,083 --> 01:20:30,041
[sighs]
1596
01:20:35,125 --> 01:20:36,333
Why am I here?
1597
01:20:37,500 --> 01:20:39,708
You said you needed Cole.
Cole's with his dad.
1598
01:20:39,791 --> 01:20:43,666
Parents don't stand a chance
against a lovestruck teenager.
1599
01:20:47,875 --> 01:20:52,000
People will do anything
to get what they want.
1600
01:20:54,541 --> 01:20:56,458
-And what Cole wants...
-[knife rasps]
1601
01:20:59,916 --> 01:21:00,958
[chuckles]
1602
01:21:02,041 --> 01:21:02,875
...is you.
1603
01:21:02,958 --> 01:21:03,833
[phone ringing]
1604
01:21:03,916 --> 01:21:06,541
Ah! I wonder who that could be.
1605
01:21:08,791 --> 01:21:10,916
[sighs] Hey, Cole!
1606
01:21:11,000 --> 01:21:13,750
-[Melanie] Are you having fun tonight?
-Where is she?
1607
01:21:15,416 --> 01:21:16,416
Pirate's Cove.
1608
01:21:16,500 --> 01:21:18,208
Be here in 20 minutes,
1609
01:21:18,625 --> 01:21:19,500
or she's dead.
1610
01:21:20,250 --> 01:21:21,541
Follow the smoke.
1611
01:21:23,875 --> 01:21:24,708
Hey...
1612
01:21:25,541 --> 01:21:26,958
you're not prettier than me.
1613
01:21:27,625 --> 01:21:30,125
[dramatic music playing]
1614
01:21:40,750 --> 01:21:42,416
[Cole] Hey! Melanie!
1615
01:21:43,125 --> 01:21:45,375
I'm not gonna fight you anymore, OK?
Just don't hurt her!
1616
01:21:45,458 --> 01:21:47,500
-Cole!
-Phoebe, are you OK?
1617
01:21:47,583 --> 01:21:49,750
-Yeah, I'm good.
-Is this where you want me?
1618
01:21:49,833 --> 01:21:50,708
[pants]
1619
01:21:51,375 --> 01:21:52,333
Here I am!
1620
01:21:52,791 --> 01:21:54,500
Take my blood, kill me, whatever.
1621
01:21:55,125 --> 01:21:56,375
I'm so sick of this shit!
1622
01:22:01,625 --> 01:22:03,750
OK, you have me! Let her go!
1623
01:22:06,291 --> 01:22:07,791
Not until I deliver.
1624
01:22:08,666 --> 01:22:09,583
For who?
1625
01:22:10,208 --> 01:22:11,208
For her.
1626
01:22:14,625 --> 01:22:16,625
[reverential music playing]
1627
01:22:27,791 --> 01:22:28,625
You...
1628
01:22:32,666 --> 01:22:33,666
Hey, Coley.
1629
01:22:34,083 --> 01:22:37,500
[scoffs] I should've known
this night would end with you.
1630
01:22:37,916 --> 01:22:38,750
Bee?
1631
01:22:41,166 --> 01:22:42,375
You two know each other?
1632
01:22:44,250 --> 01:22:45,250
Hey, Phoebe.
1633
01:22:45,666 --> 01:22:46,666
You've grown.
1634
01:22:47,625 --> 01:22:48,958
She was my babysitter.
1635
01:22:50,541 --> 01:22:51,375
Yeah.
1636
01:22:52,000 --> 01:22:53,208
I thought you were dead.
1637
01:22:55,041 --> 01:22:55,875
No.
1638
01:22:57,708 --> 01:23:00,916
I was told you died
the night of the accident.
1639
01:23:01,416 --> 01:23:03,083
It's OK. Bunny's gonna be fine.
1640
01:23:03,625 --> 01:23:05,083
-I love you.
-[tires screech]
1641
01:23:09,666 --> 01:23:11,750
I was the only survivor, by some miracle.
1642
01:23:13,333 --> 01:23:14,250
"Miracle..."
1643
01:23:15,708 --> 01:23:16,708
Deal with the Devil.
1644
01:23:19,208 --> 01:23:20,500
[growling]
1645
01:23:21,375 --> 01:23:23,541
Or a Faustian bargain.
1646
01:23:24,291 --> 01:23:26,875
And now, Mephistopheles is here
to collect the debt.
1647
01:23:27,458 --> 01:23:29,000
-[tuts]
-Here...
1648
01:23:30,083 --> 01:23:31,000
take it.
1649
01:23:31,500 --> 01:23:32,916
-Stab me again.
-[Melanie] All right.
1650
01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:35,375
As much as I love a family reunion...
1651
01:23:36,125 --> 01:23:38,166
we're on the clock, whores. Let's go.
1652
01:23:41,500 --> 01:23:43,166
Melanie, you were my best friend.
1653
01:23:44,500 --> 01:23:46,208
I had a chance to trade up.
1654
01:23:47,000 --> 01:23:48,666
We all did. [laughs]
1655
01:23:51,916 --> 01:23:54,416
[reverential music playing]
1656
01:23:54,500 --> 01:23:55,583
[panting]
1657
01:24:16,875 --> 01:24:17,708
Thank you.
1658
01:24:18,416 --> 01:24:21,083
We all drink,
and then we finally get what we deserve!
1659
01:24:23,583 --> 01:24:25,083
[panting]
1660
01:24:30,916 --> 01:24:32,958
[panting]
1661
01:24:40,166 --> 01:24:41,166
[Bee] It's time.
1662
01:24:44,208 --> 01:24:45,416
Oh!
1663
01:24:45,500 --> 01:24:46,458
Let's go.
1664
01:24:48,833 --> 01:24:49,833
[John] Mmm.
1665
01:24:50,708 --> 01:24:52,625
-Come, come, come.
-[Max exhales]
1666
01:24:54,083 --> 01:24:55,500
It's disgusting though. [gags]
1667
01:24:56,250 --> 01:24:58,208
I don't know where your mouth has been.
1668
01:25:00,208 --> 01:25:01,375
The world is mine.
1669
01:25:03,250 --> 01:25:06,166
[in Latin] Ave Satanus Aeternum.
1670
01:25:10,916 --> 01:25:12,041
[in English] Bring it.
1671
01:25:14,625 --> 01:25:16,791
Goddamn! Slow down!
Save some for the fishes.
1672
01:25:21,583 --> 01:25:23,791
Yes. I feel it.
1673
01:25:25,166 --> 01:25:26,125
[laughs]
1674
01:25:26,208 --> 01:25:27,041
[laughs]
1675
01:25:27,958 --> 01:25:30,500
The unhallowed prophecy is fulfilled.
1676
01:25:32,000 --> 01:25:33,333
[John grunting]
1677
01:25:40,166 --> 01:25:41,250
Did it work?
1678
01:25:42,750 --> 01:25:44,541
-Feel a little warm.
-It's happening.
1679
01:25:44,625 --> 01:25:47,625
Something's not right.
I... I do not feel cute.
1680
01:25:49,875 --> 01:25:51,208
[John groans]
1681
01:25:51,291 --> 01:25:52,208
Cover your mouth!
1682
01:25:53,000 --> 01:25:54,708
[coughing]
1683
01:25:59,250 --> 01:26:02,333
"The blood of the sacrificed
1684
01:26:03,166 --> 01:26:05,375
mixed with the blood of the innocent."
1685
01:26:06,916 --> 01:26:07,833
[chuckles]
1686
01:26:08,875 --> 01:26:11,208
But you're not so innocent anymore,
are ya?
1687
01:26:11,291 --> 01:26:13,083
He's a virgin! He has to be!
1688
01:26:13,166 --> 01:26:16,708
Look at that skinny little creep.
Who'd have sex with that?
1689
01:26:18,083 --> 01:26:19,750
You wanna tell 'em, or should I?
1690
01:26:20,625 --> 01:26:21,625
[Sonya] No, no!
1691
01:26:22,291 --> 01:26:24,375
If the blood offering is tainted, then...
1692
01:26:25,708 --> 01:26:27,000
You betrayed us!
1693
01:26:27,083 --> 01:26:29,916
♪ She's a Killer Queen... ♪
1694
01:26:30,000 --> 01:26:32,208
You fucking stud, Cole!
1695
01:26:33,541 --> 01:26:35,208
I'm not even mad, bro!
1696
01:26:35,875 --> 01:26:36,833
Respect!
1697
01:26:36,916 --> 01:26:38,041
♪ Anytime... ♪
1698
01:26:38,125 --> 01:26:39,000
[coughing]
1699
01:26:43,375 --> 01:26:44,291
[grunts]
1700
01:26:45,958 --> 01:26:48,291
Black power, bitch!
1701
01:26:52,041 --> 01:26:53,833
[gasping]
1702
01:26:54,208 --> 01:26:58,208
Heavenly Father, I accept Jesus Christ
as my lord and savior.
1703
01:26:58,291 --> 01:26:59,125
[grunts]
1704
01:27:00,166 --> 01:27:02,083
♪ Temporarily out of gas ♪
1705
01:27:02,166 --> 01:27:05,583
♪ To absolutely drive you wild ♪
1706
01:27:06,166 --> 01:27:07,416
♪ Wild ♪
1707
01:27:07,500 --> 01:27:08,625
♪ She's all out to get you ♪
1708
01:27:08,708 --> 01:27:10,708
♪ She's a Killer Queen ♪
1709
01:27:11,208 --> 01:27:13,000
♪ Gunpowder, gelatine ♪
1710
01:27:13,083 --> 01:27:15,166
♪ Dynamite with a laser beam... ♪
1711
01:27:15,250 --> 01:27:17,083
[screaming]
1712
01:27:22,666 --> 01:27:24,333
[gasps]
1713
01:27:27,416 --> 01:27:28,583
-Oh my God.
-[chuckles]
1714
01:27:28,666 --> 01:27:29,958
Big Carl was right.
1715
01:27:31,916 --> 01:27:33,291
I just needed to get laid!
1716
01:27:35,250 --> 01:27:36,458
[Phoebe chuckles]
1717
01:27:42,583 --> 01:27:45,875
Wait, so you rigged this entire thing
just to save us?
1718
01:27:54,750 --> 01:27:57,708
I'm just looking for gas.
My jet ski's running low.
1719
01:27:57,791 --> 01:28:00,458
A million followers isn't cool.
You know what's cool?
1720
01:28:01,833 --> 01:28:03,833
A billion followers.
1721
01:28:04,291 --> 01:28:07,375
When you figure out what you want,
you'll do anything to get it.
1722
01:28:10,125 --> 01:28:10,958
Hi.
1723
01:28:11,708 --> 01:28:12,625
[Bee chuckles]
1724
01:28:15,125 --> 01:28:16,833
You were my guardian angel.
1725
01:28:16,916 --> 01:28:19,750
The... the little girl, is she OK?
1726
01:28:20,208 --> 01:28:21,708
She doesn't have much time.
1727
01:28:22,125 --> 01:28:23,166
Oh God...
1728
01:28:23,833 --> 01:28:25,458
[nurse] If she could be saved...
1729
01:28:26,958 --> 01:28:29,291
[in demonic voice] what would you give?
1730
01:28:29,375 --> 01:28:30,583
I would give anything.
1731
01:28:31,416 --> 01:28:33,041
And I swore to always protect you.
1732
01:28:33,458 --> 01:28:34,666
-[chuckles]
-[Cole] Wait.
1733
01:28:35,583 --> 01:28:37,833
How were you certain that, um...
1734
01:28:38,500 --> 01:28:41,750
that we would just do the...
I would render, um...
1735
01:28:43,041 --> 01:28:44,041
myself not...
1736
01:28:45,041 --> 01:28:46,583
you know, not an "innocent"?
1737
01:28:46,666 --> 01:28:47,666
I wasn't.
1738
01:28:48,625 --> 01:28:50,625
But I always said
when the right girl came along,
1739
01:28:50,708 --> 01:28:52,625
she would appreciate your weirdness.
1740
01:28:53,375 --> 01:28:56,791
And you of all people know
that shortcuts are a cop-out.
1741
01:28:58,041 --> 01:28:59,000
Getting what you want...
1742
01:28:59,375 --> 01:29:02,541
...without actually working for it
is ultimately unrewarding.
1743
01:29:03,791 --> 01:29:05,041
Especially with love.
1744
01:29:06,291 --> 01:29:07,458
I loved you.
1745
01:29:08,500 --> 01:29:09,416
[chuckles]
1746
01:29:11,458 --> 01:29:13,125
You changed me that night.
1747
01:29:14,500 --> 01:29:15,708
God, I've missed you.
1748
01:29:16,666 --> 01:29:20,583
So, it's over?
I mean, we're safe. We can all just go.
1749
01:29:22,625 --> 01:29:23,750
Not yet.
1750
01:29:23,833 --> 01:29:24,750
[Archie] Cole!
1751
01:29:25,583 --> 01:29:27,833
-Wha...
-[Cole] Dad?
1752
01:29:29,541 --> 01:29:32,166
-[Archie] Bee?
-Hey, Mr. Johnson!
1753
01:29:32,875 --> 01:29:33,708
Hey!
1754
01:29:34,291 --> 01:29:37,291
Cole, I found a babysitter.
Where have you been?
1755
01:29:38,666 --> 01:29:40,833
You raised a fine young man, Mr. Johnson.
1756
01:29:41,958 --> 01:29:42,958
I'm coming down.
1757
01:29:46,416 --> 01:29:48,250
You two take care of each other, OK?
1758
01:29:55,500 --> 01:29:56,750
Wait, what are you doing?
1759
01:30:00,041 --> 01:30:01,291
[Bee] This ritual...
1760
01:30:02,166 --> 01:30:03,375
has winners...
1761
01:30:04,166 --> 01:30:05,291
and losers.
1762
01:30:07,125 --> 01:30:08,125
It's you or them.
1763
01:30:08,750 --> 01:30:12,000
There's no draw with this Devil shit.
1764
01:30:13,583 --> 01:30:15,583
You defeat your demons, or you die.
1765
01:30:17,125 --> 01:30:18,208
But they're defeated.
1766
01:30:19,125 --> 01:30:20,125
Not all of 'em.
1767
01:30:20,875 --> 01:30:22,125
What are you talking about?
1768
01:30:22,208 --> 01:30:23,291
I'm the last demon.
1769
01:30:24,125 --> 01:30:27,666
Bee, no, come on, please.
Please, there has to be another way, Bee.
1770
01:30:29,291 --> 01:30:30,125
No.
1771
01:30:30,708 --> 01:30:33,625
Bee, there has to be another way.
Please, no.
1772
01:30:46,041 --> 01:30:47,750
[Cole pants]
1773
01:30:52,041 --> 01:30:52,916
Bye, Phoebe.
1774
01:30:54,458 --> 01:30:55,291
Bye, Bee.
1775
01:30:55,750 --> 01:30:56,583
[sniffles]
1776
01:30:58,250 --> 01:30:59,208
Bye, Cee.
1777
01:31:02,875 --> 01:31:03,791
Bye, Bee.
1778
01:31:06,750 --> 01:31:07,625
[sobs]
1779
01:31:14,083 --> 01:31:15,666
[zapping sound]
1780
01:31:16,625 --> 01:31:17,666
[chuckles]
1781
01:31:28,541 --> 01:31:30,416
[crackling]
1782
01:31:30,500 --> 01:31:31,625
[growling]
1783
01:31:31,708 --> 01:31:33,125
[electrical crackling]
1784
01:31:34,208 --> 01:31:35,750
[dramatic music playing]
1785
01:32:02,041 --> 01:32:04,083
[panting]
1786
01:32:06,333 --> 01:32:07,333
It's OK.
1787
01:32:10,041 --> 01:32:13,000
What the fuck was that?
1788
01:32:13,416 --> 01:32:15,083
[Cole] Wait! Wait, wait, wait.
1789
01:32:15,500 --> 01:32:16,333
You saw that?
1790
01:32:16,750 --> 01:32:20,916
Did I see that? The... the babysitter
who just evaporated into black smoke?
1791
01:32:21,000 --> 01:32:22,458
Yeah, Cole! It was...
1792
01:32:23,375 --> 01:32:24,833
pretty hard to miss.
1793
01:32:26,875 --> 01:32:27,791
[Archie] Oh!
1794
01:32:28,750 --> 01:32:29,833
It was all true.
1795
01:32:30,291 --> 01:32:31,958
Everything you were saying to me.
1796
01:32:32,875 --> 01:32:34,375
Everything, everything. Ev...
1797
01:32:35,208 --> 01:32:37,125
You were telling me the truth.
1798
01:32:37,208 --> 01:32:40,541
Oh my God! I gotta call your mom
and tell her that you're not nuts.
1799
01:32:41,000 --> 01:32:44,166
Not that we ever called you nuts.
We didn't think you were nuts.
1800
01:32:44,250 --> 01:32:45,375
[Cole] You believe me now?
1801
01:32:46,500 --> 01:32:48,458
-You believe me?
-Yeah.
1802
01:32:48,541 --> 01:32:50,833
-You believe me?
-Yeah.
1803
01:32:51,791 --> 01:32:52,791
I believe you, Cole.
1804
01:32:54,541 --> 01:32:56,583
Let me show you something
you won't believe.
1805
01:32:56,666 --> 01:32:59,500
♪ Ho, ho, ho ♪
1806
01:33:01,625 --> 01:33:02,458
All right.
1807
01:33:04,291 --> 01:33:05,250
That's my boy.
1808
01:33:06,750 --> 01:33:08,833
I gotta... Let me take a picture of that.
1809
01:33:08,916 --> 01:33:10,250
♪ Tonto, jump on it ♪
1810
01:33:10,333 --> 01:33:11,750
[Archie] I'll call your mom.
1811
01:33:14,166 --> 01:33:16,916
Honey, I got... I got Cole. He's OK.
1812
01:33:17,000 --> 01:33:19,000
♪ Kemosabe, jump on it
Jump on it ♪
1813
01:33:19,083 --> 01:33:21,458
[Archie] Um, it's a long story.
But I got him.
1814
01:33:23,625 --> 01:33:25,166
[bell ringing]
1815
01:33:26,125 --> 01:33:28,458
-So, no more delusions or anything?
-Nope.
1816
01:33:28,541 --> 01:33:29,666
It was all in my head.
1817
01:33:30,250 --> 01:33:31,083
[chuckles]
1818
01:33:31,166 --> 01:33:35,125
God, it sounds so insane now. I mean,
no wonder you guys wanted me committed.
1819
01:33:35,208 --> 01:33:36,958
I'm committed
to getting through high school.
1820
01:33:37,041 --> 01:33:41,208
Oh my God! I love that!
You are my crowning achievement.
1821
01:33:41,291 --> 01:33:42,291
I saved your life.
1822
01:33:42,375 --> 01:33:44,250
Look at your little
Tom Cruise-looking ass!
1823
01:33:44,333 --> 01:33:46,875
You're working those bangs
like you in a boy band or something.
1824
01:33:46,958 --> 01:33:50,208
You got some pussy, didn't you?
I can tell! Look at you, all big and shit.
1825
01:33:50,291 --> 01:33:52,625
You're gangly,
you got your little corduroy jacket
1826
01:33:52,708 --> 01:33:54,708
with your neck up and shit.
You got your glasses.
1827
01:33:54,791 --> 01:33:59,250
You Magnum XL-wearing motherfucker.
You're doing the work. That's what it is.
1828
01:33:59,333 --> 01:34:02,833
You making strides, you're doing the work,
and you're seeing results.
1829
01:34:02,916 --> 01:34:05,083
Get your ass up!
Come on, let's hug it out.
1830
01:34:05,166 --> 01:34:08,916
That's what we do at Cornell. Oh...
Look at you. Did you just get a boner?
1831
01:34:09,000 --> 01:34:11,083
["Hocus Pocus" playing]
1832
01:35:44,666 --> 01:35:48,333
[sinister music playing]
1833
01:35:57,291 --> 01:36:00,166
[reverential music playing]
1834
01:36:26,000 --> 01:36:28,000
[funky music playing]
1835
01:37:10,333 --> 01:37:12,333
[melodic music playing]
1836
01:38:04,541 --> 01:38:06,541
[dramatic music playing]
1837
01:38:38,250 --> 01:38:40,250
[ethereal music playing]
1838
01:39:41,208 --> 01:39:43,208
[melodic music playing]
1839
01:40:29,291 --> 01:40:31,291
[reverential music playing]
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