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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:40,211 --> 00:00:43,379 "I'm warning you, I'm going to get angry. Do you see? 2 00:00:43,382 --> 00:00:46,315 "We are going to have fun on this island, understand? 3 00:00:46,318 --> 00:00:47,850 "We are going to have fun on this island. 4 00:00:47,853 --> 00:00:50,519 "'Come now, ' said the Lord of the Flies. 5 00:00:50,521 --> 00:00:54,123 "Get back to the others and we'll forget the whole thing. 6 00:00:54,126 --> 00:00:57,193 "This has gone quite far enough, my poor, misguided child. 7 00:00:57,196 --> 00:00:59,496 "Do you think you know better than I do?" 8 00:00:59,499 --> 00:01:03,100 Okay, so we have civilization versus savagery, 9 00:01:03,103 --> 00:01:06,302 and reason versus impulse. 10 00:01:06,304 --> 00:01:09,307 So many exciting themes in one little book, right? 11 00:01:12,145 --> 00:01:15,213 Over the break, I want you to read the next three chapters. 12 00:01:15,215 --> 00:01:18,216 That's three chapters, and I want you to write two pages... 13 00:01:18,218 --> 00:01:19,750 on either one of our themes, your choice. 14 00:01:19,752 --> 00:01:21,718 Demerius. 15 00:01:21,719 --> 00:01:23,423 Care to read us out to the bell? 16 00:01:25,457 --> 00:01:27,189 No, no, no, not that one. 17 00:01:27,192 --> 00:01:29,292 The one that you have on your lap there. What is it? 18 00:01:29,295 --> 00:01:32,129 Uh... Demon Sword Z. 19 00:01:34,134 --> 00:01:37,602 Okay, let's hear it. Oh, come on. Let's finish class strong. 20 00:01:40,807 --> 00:01:42,805 "Now I have the power of the five souls. 21 00:01:42,807 --> 00:01:44,841 "Let us see what the Gauntlet of Destiny... 22 00:01:44,843 --> 00:01:47,243 "has to say about that, demon lover. 23 00:01:47,245 --> 00:01:50,647 "Then, the squid leg splits Okami-san in half. 24 00:01:50,650 --> 00:01:53,317 "Blood sprays everywhere." 25 00:01:53,319 --> 00:01:57,254 This is 26% stronger than anything else on the market. 26 00:01:57,257 --> 00:01:59,323 It lasts up to four hours. 27 00:01:59,325 --> 00:02:01,391 Not only are the lips fuller... 28 00:02:01,394 --> 00:02:03,359 they're the most fantastic color. 29 00:02:03,361 --> 00:02:06,531 Slight tingle at first, but it's so worth it. 30 00:02:06,533 --> 00:02:08,498 Better than collagen. 31 00:02:08,501 --> 00:02:09,933 Where is this from? 32 00:02:09,936 --> 00:02:14,603 The Orient... a lot of the formulas are secret. 33 00:02:14,605 --> 00:02:15,872 I own the North American rights. 34 00:02:15,875 --> 00:02:17,540 Oh, that's lovely. 35 00:02:17,543 --> 00:02:20,811 And this would be an exclusive for Harold's. 36 00:02:20,813 --> 00:02:23,281 Hm. 37 00:02:23,283 --> 00:02:26,316 That's really starting to work. 38 00:02:26,319 --> 00:02:27,584 What kind of comic is this? 39 00:02:27,587 --> 00:02:29,585 It's not a comic, it's manga. 40 00:02:29,587 --> 00:02:31,754 "Put your demon powers in me, squid. 41 00:02:31,757 --> 00:02:33,956 "I want to feel your might deep within." 42 00:02:33,959 --> 00:02:36,893 Damn, its tentacles are like its dicks. 43 00:02:36,895 --> 00:02:38,228 Zack, your right. 44 00:02:38,229 --> 00:02:39,563 "Hold back nothing, my pet. 45 00:02:39,566 --> 00:02:40,597 After I summon the demon, all you can..." 46 00:02:40,598 --> 00:02:42,599 Mr. Moss. Hello. 47 00:02:42,602 --> 00:02:45,268 We found some surprising thematic similarities... 48 00:02:45,270 --> 00:02:46,637 between Lord of the Flies... 49 00:02:48,942 --> 00:02:51,843 Okay, all right. You owe me two pages. 50 00:02:53,478 --> 00:02:56,280 Have a really good break. 51 00:02:56,282 --> 00:02:57,647 Where is this from? 52 00:02:57,650 --> 00:02:59,649 Asia. 53 00:02:59,651 --> 00:03:03,723 D-P-R-K... isn't that North Korea? 54 00:03:05,758 --> 00:03:10,260 You're trying to sell Harold's a North Korean product? 55 00:03:10,263 --> 00:03:11,262 Maybe. 56 00:03:11,264 --> 00:03:12,829 The North Korea against which... 57 00:03:12,831 --> 00:03:15,832 the United States has an embargo? 58 00:03:15,835 --> 00:03:18,868 Now, that embargo is kind of like Cuba, you know? 59 00:03:18,871 --> 00:03:21,704 It's sort of symbolic. 60 00:03:21,706 --> 00:03:24,307 20 years, Kate. Seen it all. 61 00:03:24,310 --> 00:03:25,575 Right. 62 00:03:25,578 --> 00:03:28,612 Well, maybe not sex with an octopus. 63 00:03:28,615 --> 00:03:30,480 That was a first. 64 00:03:30,483 --> 00:03:32,282 That was mine, too. 65 00:03:32,283 --> 00:03:33,283 Please. 66 00:03:34,687 --> 00:03:36,753 I wanted your help to strategize a big picture issue... 67 00:03:36,756 --> 00:03:38,788 because I see something we both share. 68 00:03:38,789 --> 00:03:41,024 A deep love for this school. 69 00:03:41,026 --> 00:03:43,493 Go Falcons. 70 00:03:43,496 --> 00:03:45,695 I wanna do a little right-brained thinking... 71 00:03:45,698 --> 00:03:47,430 about a left-brain problem. 72 00:03:47,431 --> 00:03:49,365 Are we talking about the ARB test scores? 73 00:03:49,367 --> 00:03:51,602 I'm talking about empowerment. 74 00:03:51,603 --> 00:03:54,771 I'm saying let's be the change. 75 00:03:54,774 --> 00:04:00,510 Let's not squander our energy on acrimony and recriminations. 76 00:04:00,513 --> 00:04:03,680 Um... are you firing me? 77 00:04:03,682 --> 00:04:04,781 What? 78 00:04:04,783 --> 00:04:06,449 I'm sorry. 79 00:04:06,450 --> 00:04:08,485 I'm trying to ground floor the discussions... 80 00:04:08,486 --> 00:04:10,620 so we don't waste our school's resources on arbitration... 81 00:04:10,622 --> 00:04:11,921 and severance packages. 82 00:04:11,924 --> 00:04:14,691 Those things threaten the school that we love. 83 00:04:14,692 --> 00:04:16,493 Yeah, of course. Absolutely. 84 00:04:16,496 --> 00:04:18,862 Sometimes a school can avoid all that heartache... 85 00:04:18,865 --> 00:04:22,066 if a teacher simply vacates his or her post. 86 00:04:22,067 --> 00:04:23,933 You want me to quit? 87 00:04:23,936 --> 00:04:26,804 No. That's a personal decision. What I want doesn't matter. 88 00:04:26,806 --> 00:04:28,772 But I will say this... 89 00:04:28,775 --> 00:04:33,576 I see you flourishing in a slightly less urban teaching... 90 00:04:33,579 --> 00:04:38,715 environment or perhaps in an altogether different... 91 00:04:38,717 --> 00:04:40,685 Can I admit something? 92 00:04:40,687 --> 00:04:43,624 You always have great hair. 93 00:04:45,024 --> 00:04:47,824 Perhaps you'd be happy cutting hair. 94 00:04:47,826 --> 00:04:49,793 Look, I took this meeting... 95 00:04:49,795 --> 00:04:51,860 because Lucas spoke highly of you. 96 00:04:51,862 --> 00:04:53,697 He better have. 97 00:04:53,699 --> 00:04:56,033 But I don't think this is a good fit for Harold's. 98 00:04:56,035 --> 00:04:57,334 Best of luck. 99 00:04:57,336 --> 00:04:59,569 Seriously? That's it? 100 00:04:59,572 --> 00:05:01,838 Just because of where a product's made? 101 00:05:01,841 --> 00:05:04,442 A bit racist, don't you think? 102 00:05:04,444 --> 00:05:06,576 Okay, we're done. 103 00:05:06,579 --> 00:05:08,610 No, you're done. 104 00:05:08,612 --> 00:05:11,814 Because I'll take my business elsewhere. 105 00:05:11,817 --> 00:05:13,050 Where's the bathroom? 106 00:05:13,052 --> 00:05:14,687 Uh, there. 107 00:05:17,656 --> 00:05:20,293 Oh my god. Oh... 108 00:05:24,362 --> 00:05:28,800 What the fuck? That's my fucking car! Fuck! 109 00:05:43,682 --> 00:05:46,014 There she is! 110 00:05:46,016 --> 00:05:46,983 Hey, how'd it go? 111 00:05:46,985 --> 00:05:49,019 Come dance with me! 112 00:05:49,021 --> 00:05:50,086 What's going on? 113 00:05:50,088 --> 00:05:52,725 Shake that bony ass of yours! 114 00:05:53,992 --> 00:05:56,658 Woo! 115 00:05:56,661 --> 00:05:58,728 What is happening? Did you sell it? 116 00:05:58,730 --> 00:06:04,067 Party bump! 117 00:06:04,069 --> 00:06:05,802 Meg, did you sell it? 118 00:06:05,805 --> 00:06:07,805 Can we finally get rid of all these boxes? 119 00:06:07,807 --> 00:06:10,007 Remember all those little North Korea stickers... 120 00:06:10,009 --> 00:06:11,709 we peeled off the bottles? 121 00:06:11,711 --> 00:06:14,110 Yeah, of course. There were, like, 10,000 of them. 122 00:06:14,112 --> 00:06:18,882 Well, it turns out there's 10,001. 123 00:06:18,884 --> 00:06:21,185 - Oh, no. - Oh, yes. 124 00:06:21,187 --> 00:06:24,687 I am totally and thoroughly fucked. 125 00:06:24,689 --> 00:06:27,956 On the other hand my car got towed. 126 00:06:27,959 --> 00:06:29,192 How was your day? 127 00:06:29,194 --> 00:06:30,194 Meg, it's... 128 00:06:30,196 --> 00:06:31,829 I can't. 129 00:06:31,831 --> 00:06:34,000 I don't even wanna talk about it. 130 00:06:37,903 --> 00:06:40,771 Wow, how much did you spend? 131 00:06:40,773 --> 00:06:42,572 Oh, I'm gonna-I'm gonna bring it back. 132 00:06:42,574 --> 00:06:45,442 But I'm gonna keep some socks. 133 00:06:45,444 --> 00:06:46,675 How was school? 134 00:06:46,677 --> 00:06:48,447 Great. 135 00:06:50,682 --> 00:06:52,216 Moss asked me to quit. 136 00:06:52,218 --> 00:06:53,884 What? 137 00:06:53,886 --> 00:06:57,221 He thinks that I'd be happier cutting hair. 138 00:06:57,223 --> 00:06:59,156 Did you point out that he's bald as fuck? 139 00:07:00,793 --> 00:07:02,860 No, I didn't tell him he was bald as fuck. 140 00:07:02,862 --> 00:07:04,829 Are you getting fired? 141 00:07:04,831 --> 00:07:06,663 Excuse me. 142 00:07:06,665 --> 00:07:08,199 I gotta get going. 143 00:07:08,201 --> 00:07:10,165 Okay. 144 00:07:10,168 --> 00:07:11,668 Can I get my clothes? 145 00:07:11,670 --> 00:07:13,170 Oh, right. 146 00:07:13,172 --> 00:07:14,872 Sorry. 147 00:07:14,874 --> 00:07:16,538 I can't seem to... shirt, pants... 148 00:07:16,540 --> 00:07:18,709 - Hi. - Pants, pink underwear... 149 00:07:18,711 --> 00:07:20,644 - Hi. - Nope, that's mine. 150 00:07:20,646 --> 00:07:22,682 Thanks for the lift. 151 00:07:24,915 --> 00:07:26,817 You're gonna give me a good review, right? 152 00:07:26,819 --> 00:07:28,053 Five stars. 153 00:07:34,725 --> 00:07:36,158 You buy socks and I suck... 154 00:07:36,161 --> 00:07:38,829 Okay, okay, I got it, I got it. 155 00:07:38,831 --> 00:07:41,129 Hey, ladies. 156 00:07:41,132 --> 00:07:42,264 Hey! 157 00:07:42,266 --> 00:07:43,800 What? 158 00:07:43,802 --> 00:07:45,235 She's back? 159 00:07:45,237 --> 00:07:48,639 Oh my god! Holy shit. 160 00:07:48,641 --> 00:07:52,509 How's it going? 161 00:07:52,512 --> 00:07:55,579 That haircut took balls, you have to hand it to her there. 162 00:07:55,581 --> 00:07:56,980 Are we still drinking? 163 00:07:56,983 --> 00:07:59,014 Hells to the yeah, mothafucka. 164 00:07:59,016 --> 00:08:01,050 Sweet. 165 00:08:01,052 --> 00:08:04,120 I'm 28-years-old, I've had a lot of success, and I'm ready. 166 00:08:04,122 --> 00:08:06,557 Meg, you're missing the abs. 167 00:08:06,558 --> 00:08:08,725 With whom I spend the rest of my life. 168 00:08:08,728 --> 00:08:10,793 Why do these girls play hard to get? 169 00:08:10,795 --> 00:08:13,096 If it was up to me I'd have his pants around his ankles... 170 00:08:13,098 --> 00:08:14,865 by the first commercial. 171 00:08:14,867 --> 00:08:18,168 Well, it's a game. They're playing strategy. 172 00:08:18,170 --> 00:08:22,872 Actually satisfy me on a day-to-day basis. 173 00:08:22,875 --> 00:08:25,108 I actually think I'd be pretty good on this show. 174 00:08:27,079 --> 00:08:28,677 What's that supposed to mean? 175 00:08:28,680 --> 00:08:30,180 You're hardly competitive, dear. 176 00:08:30,182 --> 00:08:33,117 You don't have an aggressive bone in your body. 177 00:08:33,119 --> 00:08:35,286 Against these girls, you'd have to put on your big-girl pants... 178 00:08:35,288 --> 00:08:37,221 or they'd have you for lunch. 179 00:08:37,223 --> 00:08:39,088 I think I'd describe myself as definitely thinking outside... 180 00:08:39,091 --> 00:08:40,858 Whatever. 181 00:08:40,860 --> 00:08:42,091 I march to the beat of my own drum. 182 00:08:42,093 --> 00:08:43,627 Ugh. 183 00:08:43,629 --> 00:08:45,694 A really nice day for me is wak... 184 00:08:45,697 --> 00:08:47,697 I actually like the whole construction worker thing. 185 00:08:47,699 --> 00:08:49,264 You know, the whole, like, works with his hands, 186 00:08:49,266 --> 00:08:50,867 salt-of-the-earth motif. 187 00:08:50,870 --> 00:08:53,103 The only thing salty about him is his balls. 188 00:08:53,105 --> 00:08:54,903 Lovely, Meg. 189 00:08:54,906 --> 00:08:56,673 Doesn't that just, like, roll of your tongue- 190 00:08:56,675 --> 00:08:59,209 You can have him, if I can have the fireman from last season. 191 00:08:59,211 --> 00:09:01,010 Oh, that fireman. 192 00:09:01,013 --> 00:09:02,312 He was a panty-dropper. 193 00:09:02,315 --> 00:09:05,652 Yes. Yes, yes, yes. 194 00:09:09,620 --> 00:09:13,323 And for the record, just because I don't sleep around... 195 00:09:13,326 --> 00:09:15,725 doesn't mean I couldn't compete against a group of women... 196 00:09:15,726 --> 00:09:18,027 Did you just take a shot at me? Was that a drive-by? 197 00:09:18,028 --> 00:09:21,331 You drive-by-ed me. "Big-girl pants"? 198 00:09:21,332 --> 00:09:24,934 That was a slick move. She's definitely getting a rose. 199 00:09:24,937 --> 00:09:27,203 I know it's crazy to give out roses before... 200 00:09:27,206 --> 00:09:31,774 the first rose ceremony, but I don't care. 201 00:09:31,777 --> 00:09:35,345 You know, it's been a long day. I think I'm gonna go to bed. 202 00:09:35,346 --> 00:09:39,082 I just opened a new bottle. Come on, let's finish it. 203 00:09:39,085 --> 00:09:40,750 No, I'm going to bed. 204 00:09:40,753 --> 00:09:43,988 No morning re-cap. I'm watching the rest. 205 00:09:43,990 --> 00:09:45,955 These girls mean nothing to me. 206 00:09:45,956 --> 00:09:48,661 This is a nightmare. 207 00:09:50,696 --> 00:09:53,363 Kate? Kate, wake up. 208 00:09:53,365 --> 00:09:54,963 What, is there a fire? No, there's no fire. 209 00:09:54,966 --> 00:09:56,767 What's wrong? What's going on? 210 00:09:56,769 --> 00:09:59,235 We're screwed up. Our lives, things aren't going well. 211 00:09:59,238 --> 00:10:00,937 Is it really 4:15? 212 00:10:00,940 --> 00:10:02,905 Remember in the ninth grade when you got stung... 213 00:10:02,908 --> 00:10:04,974 by that jellyfish and I peed on you and you got really mad? 214 00:10:04,975 --> 00:10:06,709 Did you take one of my pills? 215 00:10:06,711 --> 00:10:08,144 You were really mad until it stopped hurting, right? 216 00:10:08,147 --> 00:10:09,979 Yeah. 217 00:10:09,980 --> 00:10:11,648 When you're faced with a life-threatening problem... 218 00:10:11,649 --> 00:10:15,018 which we are, you step away from the problem... 219 00:10:15,019 --> 00:10:18,354 and in a calm, adult way, you self-medicate... 220 00:10:18,355 --> 00:10:20,323 until the solution presents itself. 221 00:10:20,326 --> 00:10:21,857 Okay. 222 00:10:21,860 --> 00:10:23,730 Preferably on a beach with a margarita. 223 00:10:25,898 --> 00:10:26,863 Okay, let's talk about it. 224 00:10:26,865 --> 00:10:28,030 Yes! That's my girl. 225 00:10:28,033 --> 00:10:29,432 Can we plan this in the morning? 226 00:10:29,433 --> 00:10:30,833 No, we gotta go. 227 00:10:30,836 --> 00:10:32,168 What? Where? 228 00:10:32,171 --> 00:10:33,970 Fort Lauderdale... I used your Sky Miles. 229 00:10:33,971 --> 00:10:35,272 Today? 230 00:10:35,274 --> 00:10:37,373 Now! Our flight's in three hours. 231 00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:39,442 Meg, absolutely not, that's crazy. 232 00:10:39,445 --> 00:10:41,977 I'm not going on vacation right now. You're completely insane. 233 00:10:41,980 --> 00:10:43,446 We are going to miss this flight! 234 00:10:43,447 --> 00:10:45,280 This is completely insane! 235 00:10:45,283 --> 00:10:47,283 Why even ask me, if you're gonna just make us... 236 00:10:47,284 --> 00:10:48,317 miss the goddamn flight? 237 00:10:48,320 --> 00:10:49,251 Sir, we can get out here. 238 00:10:49,254 --> 00:10:50,753 Stop. Stop. Stop! 239 00:10:50,754 --> 00:10:52,054 Don't yell at the poor guy. 240 00:10:52,057 --> 00:10:53,423 Thank you, thank you, sir. 241 00:10:53,426 --> 00:10:54,991 You pay the driver, I'll get the bags. 242 00:10:54,994 --> 00:10:58,195 Oh my god. Look at this line! 243 00:10:58,197 --> 00:11:01,097 We are going to miss this flight! 244 00:11:01,100 --> 00:11:03,131 I cannot believe this. 245 00:11:03,134 --> 00:11:05,268 I kept telling you that we had to leave. 246 00:11:05,269 --> 00:11:07,437 This happens every single time. Look at this line! 247 00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:09,105 There's no way we are making this flight. 248 00:11:09,106 --> 00:11:10,472 These are non-refundable tickets. 249 00:11:10,475 --> 00:11:12,241 I told you you can take a bath... 250 00:11:12,244 --> 00:11:14,411 or you can poach an egg and not both. 251 00:11:14,413 --> 00:11:17,313 Meg. Meg. What're you doing? 252 00:11:17,316 --> 00:11:19,082 - Hold on. - Get in line! 253 00:11:19,085 --> 00:11:21,049 Excuse me. 254 00:11:21,052 --> 00:11:23,019 My friend and I are about to miss our flight. 255 00:11:23,022 --> 00:11:25,188 Is there any way we can come in this line? 256 00:11:25,191 --> 00:11:27,356 Are you first class or an Elite Club member? 257 00:11:27,359 --> 00:11:31,294 We're first-class ladies. 258 00:11:31,297 --> 00:11:33,397 Actually, I think I am an Elite Club member... 259 00:11:33,399 --> 00:11:34,864 if it didn't expire. 260 00:11:34,865 --> 00:11:37,201 Hold on, let me check. 261 00:11:40,370 --> 00:11:41,738 Ugh. 262 00:11:41,740 --> 00:11:46,075 No, it's not... ugh. 263 00:11:46,076 --> 00:11:48,845 Shoot. I guess not. 264 00:11:48,846 --> 00:11:50,416 Sorry about that. 265 00:11:53,884 --> 00:11:57,186 Thanks for your help. And thanks for keeping us safe. 266 00:11:57,187 --> 00:11:58,923 I just do check-in. 267 00:12:05,264 --> 00:12:07,096 Why do you always do that? 268 00:12:07,099 --> 00:12:08,768 - Do what? - It's embarrassing. 269 00:12:16,274 --> 00:12:17,711 Told you. 270 00:12:19,845 --> 00:12:22,912 You can't just cut in front of all these... 271 00:12:22,913 --> 00:12:26,883 Sorry. Ugh, sorry. 272 00:12:26,884 --> 00:12:31,187 Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. 273 00:12:31,190 --> 00:12:34,457 Oh my god, you are the sweetest thing. 274 00:12:34,460 --> 00:12:36,458 Don't worry about it. 275 00:12:36,461 --> 00:12:41,063 You hungry? 276 00:12:41,066 --> 00:12:42,936 You could have checked your bag. 277 00:12:44,336 --> 00:12:47,171 I was trying to save some money. 278 00:12:47,173 --> 00:12:49,238 - You okay? - Yeah. 279 00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:51,240 You got your headphones, pills, neck pillow... 280 00:12:51,243 --> 00:12:53,109 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 281 00:12:53,110 --> 00:12:55,511 It's gonna be fine. It's gonna be epic. 282 00:12:55,514 --> 00:12:56,813 Yeah. 283 00:12:56,816 --> 00:12:58,150 Deep breath. 284 00:13:00,085 --> 00:13:02,418 Ma'am, no liquids above 3.4 ounces. 285 00:13:02,421 --> 00:13:04,953 You can dispose of it in that trash can right there. 286 00:13:04,956 --> 00:13:07,326 You want me to get rid of it? Sure thing. 287 00:13:20,239 --> 00:13:21,407 Whew! 288 00:13:25,976 --> 00:13:27,577 It's easier when it's a beer. 289 00:13:27,580 --> 00:13:29,546 Have a good flight. 290 00:13:29,548 --> 00:13:31,447 Deep breath, girl. 291 00:13:31,450 --> 00:13:35,219 We're going to Florida. It's gonna be so much fun. 292 00:13:35,221 --> 00:13:39,089 Think of the beach, think of the sunshine. 293 00:13:39,091 --> 00:13:40,923 Here's your neck pillow. 294 00:13:40,926 --> 00:13:42,458 Six hours in the air. Up and down. 295 00:13:42,461 --> 00:13:43,860 Please don't say "down". 296 00:13:43,863 --> 00:13:45,361 We're still on the ground. 297 00:13:45,364 --> 00:13:47,530 Yeah, I know, but we're high enough already. 298 00:13:47,533 --> 00:13:49,465 Middle seats are for suckers, right? 299 00:13:49,466 --> 00:13:51,567 You know what? I actually think it'd be better if we switched. 300 00:13:51,570 --> 00:13:53,903 I would, but I need extra legroom. 301 00:13:53,904 --> 00:13:56,572 It's sort of a Gandalf-Bilbo situation. 302 00:13:56,575 --> 00:13:58,073 And I'm the hobbit? 303 00:13:58,076 --> 00:14:01,110 Oh my... I'm just saying, I'm taller. 304 00:14:01,113 --> 00:14:02,378 Here, take a pill. 305 00:14:02,379 --> 00:14:04,480 - I already took a pill. - Take another. 306 00:14:04,481 --> 00:14:06,249 Okay. 307 00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:07,618 - I'll get you a water. - No, I don't need any water... 308 00:14:07,620 --> 00:14:11,053 Excuse me, can she get a water... 309 00:14:11,056 --> 00:14:13,088 so she can take her anti-anxiety pill? 310 00:14:13,091 --> 00:14:15,224 Certainly. 311 00:14:15,225 --> 00:14:16,959 Can we please keep this to ourselves? 312 00:14:16,961 --> 00:14:18,195 I was just trying to help. 313 00:14:18,197 --> 00:14:19,462 It's not like I gave him your social. 314 00:14:19,465 --> 00:14:20,897 Just quit with the flirty routine... 315 00:14:20,899 --> 00:14:22,331 it's getting really old. 316 00:14:22,332 --> 00:14:25,034 I wasn't. Geez. Take a deep breath, girl. 317 00:14:25,037 --> 00:14:27,035 I'm surprised you didn't show him your bra. 318 00:14:27,038 --> 00:14:30,039 I think he might try and wear it, am I right? Uh-oh. 319 00:14:31,408 --> 00:14:33,376 Oh my god. Oh, my god! 320 00:14:33,379 --> 00:14:35,111 Soda's coming up. 321 00:14:35,114 --> 00:14:37,346 Oh, Jesus Christ, Meg. 322 00:14:37,349 --> 00:14:39,215 I feel like I am in your intestines. 323 00:14:39,216 --> 00:14:40,249 - Take it. - Stop it! 324 00:14:40,250 --> 00:14:41,684 - Take it. - Oh my god! 325 00:14:41,687 --> 00:14:43,184 I got one more comin', too. 326 00:14:43,187 --> 00:14:46,259 Excuse me. I think I'm in the middle there. 327 00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:02,908 Thank you. 328 00:15:08,147 --> 00:15:09,148 Hi. 329 00:15:15,385 --> 00:15:16,552 Here's your water. 330 00:15:16,553 --> 00:15:19,355 - Thank you. - Dear lord. 331 00:15:32,604 --> 00:15:33,703 I'm Meg, by the way. 332 00:15:33,706 --> 00:15:35,471 Ryan. 333 00:15:35,474 --> 00:15:38,274 So what is it, Ryan? Business or pleasure? 334 00:15:38,277 --> 00:15:40,176 It's a wedding, actually. 335 00:15:40,177 --> 00:15:42,278 Ah, which can sometimes feel like work, right? 336 00:15:42,279 --> 00:15:43,746 Mm. 337 00:15:43,749 --> 00:15:45,514 I feel like last year, I was at somebody's wedding... 338 00:15:45,517 --> 00:15:47,049 every other weekend. 339 00:15:47,052 --> 00:15:48,985 Yeah, they uh... come in waves, don't they? 340 00:15:48,988 --> 00:15:51,220 Yeah. 341 00:15:51,221 --> 00:15:52,455 How about you? 342 00:15:52,456 --> 00:15:54,390 - What brings you out? - I have... 343 00:15:54,393 --> 00:15:57,760 A girl's trip. I kinda hate that expression, but it's true. 344 00:15:57,763 --> 00:16:01,230 We are on a trip and we are girls. 345 00:16:01,231 --> 00:16:02,465 Okay, so you two are together? 346 00:16:02,466 --> 00:16:04,299 Yeah, we're best friends. 347 00:16:04,302 --> 00:16:06,536 We're just sitting in these seats because, you know... 348 00:16:06,538 --> 00:16:09,171 middle seats are for suckers. 349 00:16:09,173 --> 00:16:12,977 Ah, my, uh, reputation precedes me. 350 00:16:15,779 --> 00:16:17,580 I love weddings. 351 00:16:17,581 --> 00:16:19,048 As long as they're other people's. 352 00:16:19,051 --> 00:16:20,316 Yeah, that's the truth, right? 353 00:16:20,317 --> 00:16:22,386 Single ladies in the house. 354 00:16:24,023 --> 00:16:25,688 I'm Kate, by the way. 355 00:16:25,691 --> 00:16:27,289 Hey, Ryan. It's good to meet you. 356 00:16:27,292 --> 00:16:28,392 You too. 357 00:16:28,394 --> 00:16:30,259 I'm still Meg. Look at us! 358 00:16:30,260 --> 00:16:33,261 Meg Ryan. We're America's sweetheart. 359 00:16:33,264 --> 00:16:35,065 Do you remember that deli scene? 360 00:16:35,067 --> 00:16:37,666 Yeah, yeah, the, uh, "I'll have what she's having". 361 00:16:43,575 --> 00:16:46,208 I think that my roommate is trying to do a scene... 362 00:16:46,211 --> 00:16:48,044 from When Harry Met Slarry. 363 00:16:48,047 --> 00:16:49,645 When Harry Met Smarly. 364 00:16:49,648 --> 00:16:54,350 When Harry Met Smarly. When... Smarly Met... 365 00:16:54,351 --> 00:16:55,719 You okay? 366 00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:58,421 Is she having a stroke? 367 00:16:58,423 --> 00:17:00,056 - She's fine. She's just... - Smarly... 368 00:17:00,057 --> 00:17:01,290 - Terrified of flying. - M-marley. 369 00:17:01,293 --> 00:17:03,559 She took some pharmaceuticals. 370 00:17:03,562 --> 00:17:05,727 - Stay there. - I'm jealous. 371 00:17:05,730 --> 00:17:07,533 It's gonna be all right. 372 00:17:10,567 --> 00:17:12,334 Well, I'll, uh, stop bothering you guys. 373 00:17:12,336 --> 00:17:14,270 Oh, you're not bothering... 374 00:17:18,442 --> 00:17:19,575 Hello, folks. 375 00:17:19,576 --> 00:17:21,411 This is your captain speaking. 376 00:17:21,413 --> 00:17:24,213 Hurricane Cindy has headed toward the Carolinas... 377 00:17:24,216 --> 00:17:26,248 but it looks like she's taken a bit of a turn... 378 00:17:26,250 --> 00:17:29,318 and now they're re-directing us to land in St. Louis. 379 00:17:29,321 --> 00:17:31,421 We'll keep you updated as we receive additional information. 380 00:17:31,423 --> 00:17:32,520 Oh, man. 381 00:17:32,522 --> 00:17:34,723 Since when is there a hurricane? 382 00:17:34,726 --> 00:17:38,326 It's... been in the news, like all week. 383 00:17:38,328 --> 00:17:41,730 I'm not much of a news junkie. I'm more of a bookworm. 384 00:17:41,731 --> 00:17:43,566 This is just a hate-read. 385 00:17:47,806 --> 00:17:51,474 Excuse me, ladies, I'm gonna need you to... oh, god. 386 00:17:51,477 --> 00:17:52,541 Really? 387 00:17:52,544 --> 00:17:54,777 Did you need something? 388 00:17:54,778 --> 00:17:57,680 Put your seat up, and your friend, too, please. 389 00:17:57,682 --> 00:18:00,416 Kate? Kate. Wake up for the male steward. 390 00:18:00,419 --> 00:18:03,119 It's "flight attendant". I'm moving her forward. 391 00:18:03,122 --> 00:18:04,554 We're landing soon. 392 00:18:04,556 --> 00:18:05,721 Holy shit. 393 00:18:05,722 --> 00:18:09,593 Uh... is she... is she okay? 394 00:18:09,595 --> 00:18:11,596 Let me just... 395 00:18:14,731 --> 00:18:17,169 We're good. We're good. 396 00:18:35,354 --> 00:18:37,190 Welcome to The Sheraton. 397 00:18:39,758 --> 00:18:43,325 This is the pits. Fuck you, Cindy. 398 00:18:43,326 --> 00:18:44,594 Who's Cindy? 399 00:18:44,596 --> 00:18:46,528 The hurricane. 400 00:18:46,530 --> 00:18:49,365 I dunno, it looks like kinda good weather for a hurricane. 401 00:18:49,366 --> 00:18:52,268 The hurricane's in Florida, we're in St. Louis. 402 00:18:52,269 --> 00:18:55,374 Jesus, you took way too many pills. 403 00:18:58,241 --> 00:19:01,177 Welcome to the St. Louis Sheraton, I am Anuj. 404 00:19:01,180 --> 00:19:02,811 - How are we today? - Not good, Anuj. 405 00:19:02,814 --> 00:19:04,480 The airline says they lost my bag. 406 00:19:04,481 --> 00:19:06,548 They did? Did they lose mine? 407 00:19:06,550 --> 00:19:08,517 No, they didn't. You didn't check a bag. 408 00:19:08,519 --> 00:19:10,952 Oh, right, I didn't check a bag. 409 00:19:10,954 --> 00:19:12,822 My apologies, we're tight on space... 410 00:19:12,824 --> 00:19:14,423 because of the annual jewelry convention. 411 00:19:14,424 --> 00:19:16,392 Jewelers have conventions? 412 00:19:16,394 --> 00:19:19,628 However, I can put you both in a lovely junior suite. 413 00:19:19,631 --> 00:19:20,930 Now, while you're here... 414 00:19:20,932 --> 00:19:22,498 please enjoy our four-star restaurant... 415 00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:24,933 pool, spa, and complimentary shuttle service... 416 00:19:24,935 --> 00:19:28,438 to the majestic St. Louis Arch and finally, Tut's Tomb... 417 00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:30,507 the number one nightclub in St. Louis two years running. 418 00:19:30,509 --> 00:19:33,241 For that, take the elevator down to P1. 419 00:19:33,243 --> 00:19:35,244 That's super, but we're only here for one night. 420 00:19:35,247 --> 00:19:36,613 Excellent. Well, if you enjoy your stay, 421 00:19:36,615 --> 00:19:38,718 I do hope you'll consider Yelping us. 422 00:19:39,549 --> 00:19:41,750 Ugh. God. 423 00:19:41,751 --> 00:19:44,253 This is what we get for being spontaneous. 424 00:19:45,390 --> 00:19:47,523 Oh my god, what is that color? 425 00:19:47,526 --> 00:19:49,692 It's not a lipstick, it's my Lip Lacerater. 426 00:19:49,693 --> 00:19:51,861 Oh, it's fantastic. 427 00:19:51,863 --> 00:19:53,528 Thanks. 428 00:19:53,530 --> 00:19:56,967 Oh, hey, it's my seat mates. 429 00:19:56,969 --> 00:19:58,767 Good to see you among the living. 430 00:19:58,769 --> 00:20:00,269 Yeah, thank you. 431 00:20:00,270 --> 00:20:01,903 Okay, I need to go down one more I think. 432 00:20:01,905 --> 00:20:04,740 I'm gonna work off some travel frustration at the gym. 433 00:20:04,741 --> 00:20:06,307 Oh, god, your friend's wedding. 434 00:20:06,309 --> 00:20:07,875 Yeah, yeah. It's not for a few days. 435 00:20:07,877 --> 00:20:10,278 I was, uh, going down early for the bachelor party... 436 00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:12,315 but those guys'll be fine. 437 00:20:12,317 --> 00:20:14,351 No natural disaster's gonna stop my buds... 438 00:20:14,353 --> 00:20:15,673 from getting embarrassingly drunk. 439 00:20:18,655 --> 00:20:23,425 Hey, um, you guys wanna get a drink later on tonight? 440 00:20:23,427 --> 00:20:26,863 Might as well make the best of this, right? 441 00:20:26,865 --> 00:20:28,529 - Yeah. Yeah, sure, yeah. - Sure. Yeah. 442 00:20:28,531 --> 00:20:30,298 - I like... I like to drink. - She does. 443 00:20:30,300 --> 00:20:32,835 Not a lot, not to excess, but... 444 00:20:32,836 --> 00:20:34,470 Alcohol. 445 00:20:34,471 --> 00:20:35,770 Cool. How about 8:00? 446 00:20:35,772 --> 00:20:37,641 Yeah, yeah, it's a date. 447 00:20:37,643 --> 00:20:39,342 Well, not a date, but a plan. 448 00:20:39,344 --> 00:20:41,611 Yeah. 449 00:20:41,613 --> 00:20:43,946 - Have a good workout. - Stretch, don't forget! 450 00:20:43,949 --> 00:20:46,715 - Now don't... do gym. - Don't hurt yourself. 451 00:20:46,718 --> 00:20:49,317 - Oh, not bad. - And it smells nice, too. 452 00:20:49,319 --> 00:20:51,287 - Not bad at all. - Yeah. 453 00:20:51,288 --> 00:20:53,855 And look at us, having drinks with a hot guy. 454 00:20:53,857 --> 00:20:56,325 Hey, he's having drinks with us. 455 00:20:56,326 --> 00:20:58,060 Right. 456 00:20:58,063 --> 00:21:01,430 And who knows? Maybe one of us will hook up, if he's lucky. 457 00:21:01,432 --> 00:21:03,365 He might go for you. 458 00:21:03,366 --> 00:21:06,368 Or you. You're gorgeous, especially when you're loaded. 459 00:21:06,371 --> 00:21:08,738 I am not, I look like Mickey Rourke. 460 00:21:08,740 --> 00:21:11,840 Enough with Mickey Rourke. Why do you always say that? 461 00:21:11,843 --> 00:21:14,310 - It's how I feel. - Stop it. 462 00:21:14,313 --> 00:21:16,746 You're beautiful. 463 00:21:16,748 --> 00:21:20,983 This is called "Man Getting Out of Cold Lake". Boop. Boop. 464 00:21:20,986 --> 00:21:23,353 Ugh, thank god I packed my Spanx. 465 00:21:23,355 --> 00:21:25,653 Oh my god, my bag. 466 00:21:25,655 --> 00:21:26,955 Can I borrow a dress? 467 00:21:26,958 --> 00:21:30,026 Oh, I'm so sorry, I only packed one. 468 00:21:30,028 --> 00:21:32,362 Can I wear it? 469 00:21:32,364 --> 00:21:33,729 No. 470 00:21:33,730 --> 00:21:34,596 Well, what if you... 471 00:21:34,597 --> 00:21:36,798 No. 472 00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:38,468 Anuj. 473 00:21:38,470 --> 00:21:39,835 Is there a mall around here? 474 00:21:39,836 --> 00:21:41,503 Can you hold on one second, please? 475 00:21:41,506 --> 00:21:43,105 - What's that? - The closest mall? 476 00:21:43,106 --> 00:21:45,474 Uh, that would be the Westgate Pavilion near the arch. 477 00:21:45,477 --> 00:21:47,442 - How far is the arch? - 30 minutes without traffic. 478 00:21:47,444 --> 00:21:49,077 Damn it. I need a dress. 479 00:21:49,079 --> 00:21:50,979 We can call a taxi for you. June, will you please call... 480 00:21:50,980 --> 00:21:53,717 No, I need one now, tonight. 481 00:21:53,719 --> 00:21:55,484 What would you like me to do? 482 00:21:55,487 --> 00:21:56,685 Fine. 483 00:21:56,688 --> 00:21:58,054 Sir, are you still there? 484 00:21:58,056 --> 00:21:59,988 Yeah, Okay, so those last three digits... 485 00:21:59,990 --> 00:22:02,691 How do I leave a review on Yelp? 486 00:22:02,692 --> 00:22:04,452 Can you hold on just one more second, please? 487 00:22:10,999 --> 00:22:13,067 Hey. Wow. 488 00:22:13,069 --> 00:22:14,871 Right? 489 00:22:14,873 --> 00:22:16,573 Where's your other half? 490 00:22:16,575 --> 00:22:19,375 I don't know. Might just be me. 491 00:22:19,376 --> 00:22:22,144 Well, you uh, you look very nice. 492 00:22:22,145 --> 00:22:25,080 Thank you. I didn't pack too much 'cause it's really... 493 00:22:25,083 --> 00:22:27,816 just a girl's trip, but I thought, you know... 494 00:22:27,817 --> 00:22:29,451 I thought I'd try something with what I have... 495 00:22:29,452 --> 00:22:31,557 Holy shit. 496 00:22:34,791 --> 00:22:36,491 You look amazing. 497 00:22:36,493 --> 00:22:38,594 You like it? I wasn't sure I could pull it off. 498 00:22:38,596 --> 00:22:40,430 No, no. You look great. 499 00:22:40,432 --> 00:22:43,132 Meg's an expert at pulling off a dress. 500 00:22:43,134 --> 00:22:46,567 Okay, uh, let me go see if I can snag us a booth. 501 00:22:46,569 --> 00:22:48,505 Where did you get that? 502 00:22:48,507 --> 00:22:51,141 The Indian dude at the front desk. His mom loaned it to me. 503 00:22:51,143 --> 00:22:52,574 Crazy, right? 504 00:22:52,576 --> 00:22:53,910 That is so crazy. 505 00:22:53,912 --> 00:22:56,010 Hey there, you ladies here for Jewel Con? 506 00:22:56,012 --> 00:22:58,046 No, uh, we're just... we're meeting some friends. 507 00:22:58,048 --> 00:23:01,584 Yes, yes, you are... us. Namaste. 508 00:23:01,586 --> 00:23:04,086 I'm Craig, precious gems are my specialty. 509 00:23:04,087 --> 00:23:07,489 Chuck here is in, uh, high-end watch repair. 510 00:23:07,490 --> 00:23:09,691 Shahar does imports. 511 00:23:09,692 --> 00:23:12,094 "Shahar" is Hebrew for "sunrise"... 512 00:23:12,096 --> 00:23:16,164 which you will experience tomorrow morning in my bed. 513 00:23:16,166 --> 00:23:18,000 That was smooth. That was very smooth. 514 00:23:18,001 --> 00:23:19,000 She didn't refuse, that's good. 515 00:23:19,002 --> 00:23:20,804 - Yeah, well... - I have cocaine. 516 00:23:20,806 --> 00:23:22,805 Whoa, Chuck, put it away. 517 00:23:22,807 --> 00:23:24,507 He's very excited he has cocaine. 518 00:23:24,509 --> 00:23:25,909 He's been showing it to everybody. 519 00:23:25,911 --> 00:23:29,076 I smuggled it on the plane in my underpants. 520 00:23:29,078 --> 00:23:32,015 Enough about us, and you guys are...? 521 00:23:32,017 --> 00:23:33,949 Undercover federal agents investigating... 522 00:23:33,951 --> 00:23:35,683 a counterfeit diamond ring. 523 00:23:35,685 --> 00:23:38,220 So you can either step aside and let us do our job... 524 00:23:38,221 --> 00:23:40,522 or I'll give Kate here the green light to shove her taser... 525 00:23:40,525 --> 00:23:41,923 in your ass and light you up. 526 00:23:41,925 --> 00:23:44,026 Okay, sorry, officers. 527 00:23:44,028 --> 00:23:45,663 Let's go. 528 00:23:58,741 --> 00:24:00,942 Hey. I glommed on to some fellow travelers. 529 00:24:00,944 --> 00:24:03,778 This is Roger and Nancy, Kate and Meg. 530 00:24:03,780 --> 00:24:06,181 Oh my god, you look like a fucking princess. 531 00:24:06,182 --> 00:24:08,683 Thanks, it's a sari. 532 00:24:08,685 --> 00:24:11,488 Honey, you got nothing to be sorry about. 533 00:24:11,490 --> 00:24:13,623 Roger and Nancy are celebrating their anniversary. 534 00:24:13,625 --> 00:24:16,159 Ten years and I think I'll keep her. 535 00:24:16,161 --> 00:24:18,161 Aw. 536 00:24:18,163 --> 00:24:19,561 That's sweet. 537 00:24:19,564 --> 00:24:23,599 Shit. Category four? 538 00:24:23,602 --> 00:24:25,200 So much for losing steam. 539 00:24:25,201 --> 00:24:26,835 No one's getting out of here tomorrow. 540 00:24:26,836 --> 00:24:28,836 I'm not gonna make the rehearsal dinner. 541 00:24:28,838 --> 00:24:31,673 Oh, come on, don't think like that. 542 00:24:31,674 --> 00:24:34,176 Yeah, hurricanes are notoriously unpredictable. 543 00:24:34,179 --> 00:24:38,013 That's why they name them after women, right? 544 00:24:38,016 --> 00:24:41,182 It was a slam-dunk case, see this guy didn't have a prayer... 545 00:24:41,184 --> 00:24:43,619 but he did have this gorgeous defense attorney. 546 00:24:43,622 --> 00:24:46,221 Gorgeous and gifted defense attorney. 547 00:24:46,222 --> 00:24:47,589 All charges were dropped. 548 00:24:47,592 --> 00:24:49,092 Well, not entirely... 549 00:24:49,094 --> 00:24:51,627 I did manage to negotiate into the plea bargain... 550 00:24:51,630 --> 00:24:53,195 that Nancy go on a date with me. 551 00:24:53,198 --> 00:24:56,932 First time in my career, I got two men off in one day. 552 00:24:56,933 --> 00:24:58,567 More than once, as I recall. 553 00:24:58,568 --> 00:24:59,969 I could have you dis-barred, you know? 554 00:24:59,971 --> 00:25:02,005 Yeah? I could have you mounted. 555 00:25:02,007 --> 00:25:04,273 - I'll mount you. - Did you bring the cuffs? 556 00:25:04,276 --> 00:25:06,240 - I'll blindfold you first. - Oh, interrogation. 557 00:25:06,242 --> 00:25:08,310 Or Q & A? Mm. 558 00:25:08,313 --> 00:25:11,814 I think we lost them. 559 00:25:11,816 --> 00:25:13,882 What about you guys? What do you do? 560 00:25:13,884 --> 00:25:15,750 I'm a CEO. 561 00:25:15,752 --> 00:25:17,085 Wow. 562 00:25:17,086 --> 00:25:19,288 I sell a line of skin care products. 563 00:25:19,289 --> 00:25:21,056 You know Michelle Obama? 564 00:25:21,057 --> 00:25:22,324 Is she a client? 565 00:25:22,326 --> 00:25:24,826 Well, obviously I can't talk about it... 566 00:25:24,827 --> 00:25:26,260 but how about her skin? 567 00:25:26,262 --> 00:25:30,632 Damn. Damn. What about you, Kate? 568 00:25:30,634 --> 00:25:33,036 I'm a teacher... I teach high school. 569 00:25:33,038 --> 00:25:34,903 Oh, nice. 570 00:25:34,904 --> 00:25:37,172 Special needs high school. 571 00:25:37,173 --> 00:25:40,276 Wow. Is that hard? 572 00:25:40,278 --> 00:25:43,711 You know what's hard is not being with them right now. 573 00:25:43,713 --> 00:25:46,615 A lot of people think that I teach them... but... 574 00:25:46,616 --> 00:25:48,217 but really, you know, they teach me. 575 00:25:48,219 --> 00:25:49,817 Yeah. 576 00:25:49,819 --> 00:25:52,689 The blind teach me how to listen better... 577 00:25:52,691 --> 00:25:54,958 and the mute teach me... 578 00:25:54,960 --> 00:26:00,296 you know, not to talk so much, so I'm gonna stop. 579 00:26:00,298 --> 00:26:05,200 Man, I can't compete with you two. I'm just a firefighter. 580 00:26:08,940 --> 00:26:11,105 All right, what's up, everybody? Come on. 581 00:26:11,107 --> 00:26:13,709 Eh-yo, this is DJ Spooj, rhymes with Anuj... 582 00:26:13,711 --> 00:26:17,880 'cause we both gonna be on your face by the end of the night. 583 00:26:17,882 --> 00:26:19,248 All the junkies in the house say "ho". 584 00:26:19,250 --> 00:26:21,150 Ho! 585 00:26:21,152 --> 00:26:22,951 All the wacky knickers in the house say "ayo". 586 00:26:22,952 --> 00:26:24,653 Eh-yo! 587 00:26:24,654 --> 00:26:25,821 All right, let's get to it. 588 00:26:25,824 --> 00:26:27,192 Have a good night, everybody. 589 00:26:30,161 --> 00:26:31,661 You guys wanna dance? 590 00:26:31,663 --> 00:26:33,662 Who me? 591 00:26:57,954 --> 00:27:00,123 If you're having a good time. You guys know what to do. 592 00:27:00,125 --> 00:27:01,990 Yelp us. 593 00:27:39,962 --> 00:27:44,267 Oh shit, let's get a muh-fuckin dance circle up in here! 594 00:27:44,269 --> 00:27:45,348 Show DJ Spooj what you got! 595 00:28:34,018 --> 00:28:38,452 Meg! Hey! Your boob is hanging out! 596 00:28:40,825 --> 00:28:42,094 Got it. 597 00:28:51,836 --> 00:28:54,804 How long was it out? 598 00:28:54,806 --> 00:28:57,140 20 seconds. 599 00:28:57,142 --> 00:29:00,075 That's the length of a fucking Geico commercial. 600 00:29:00,076 --> 00:29:01,509 You know, I'm impressed anyone... 601 00:29:01,511 --> 00:29:03,780 could have upstaged that flight attendant. 602 00:29:07,049 --> 00:29:10,451 Well, this is you, guys. 603 00:29:10,453 --> 00:29:12,988 I had a... I had a really good time tonight. 604 00:29:12,990 --> 00:29:16,459 Yeah, me too... despite, you know... 605 00:29:16,461 --> 00:29:18,096 - Night. - Night. 606 00:29:22,066 --> 00:29:23,098 Hey. 607 00:29:23,101 --> 00:29:24,932 - Yeah? - What's up? 608 00:29:24,934 --> 00:29:26,201 You know, since we're gonna be stuck here tomorrow... 609 00:29:26,202 --> 00:29:28,336 it may be nice to see the city. 610 00:29:28,337 --> 00:29:31,007 Maybe get a little crazy, buy a St. Louis magnet for the fridge? 611 00:29:31,009 --> 00:29:32,541 Yeah, I-I actually need a magnet. 612 00:29:32,544 --> 00:29:34,241 I have a fridge. 613 00:29:34,243 --> 00:29:35,576 Great. Let's just connect in the morning then. 614 00:29:35,578 --> 00:29:38,113 - Okay. Goodnight. - Goodnight. 615 00:29:38,115 --> 00:29:39,413 Hey, you know what? 616 00:29:39,415 --> 00:29:41,182 I uh, I'm actually gonna ride up with you. 617 00:29:41,184 --> 00:29:43,553 The uh, the ice machine on our floor is broken, so... 618 00:29:43,555 --> 00:29:45,320 - Oh. - What do you need ice for? 619 00:29:45,323 --> 00:29:47,055 Ice water. 620 00:29:47,057 --> 00:29:49,324 Wait, you can't go. I need you to open our door. 621 00:29:49,326 --> 00:29:50,959 We... we both have keys. 622 00:29:50,961 --> 00:29:52,494 I left mine in the room. 623 00:29:52,497 --> 00:29:54,095 - I think that's the bell... - Well here, whatever... 624 00:29:54,096 --> 00:29:55,397 you can... you can just take mine. 625 00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:57,932 You know what? I'll just go with you. 626 00:29:57,934 --> 00:30:00,067 Don't be silly, you don't need two people to get ice. 627 00:30:00,069 --> 00:30:01,436 Thank you. 628 00:30:01,439 --> 00:30:03,205 I just thought it would be easier for you. 629 00:30:03,208 --> 00:30:04,272 Elevator's closing, good luck with the ice, guys. 630 00:30:04,275 --> 00:30:05,539 - Oh, goodnight! - Goodnight! 631 00:30:05,541 --> 00:30:07,844 Ice? Really? 632 00:30:07,846 --> 00:30:09,111 At least I didn't pull my boob out. 633 00:30:09,113 --> 00:30:10,445 Do you think I did that on purpose? 634 00:30:10,448 --> 00:30:11,948 I know that you did. You have great tits. 635 00:30:11,950 --> 00:30:13,148 That's insane! 636 00:30:13,151 --> 00:30:14,851 Listen, I know you wanna do your thing... 637 00:30:14,853 --> 00:30:17,451 - Not the great tits part. - But I actually like him. 638 00:30:17,453 --> 00:30:20,522 - Well, I love him. - You love him? 639 00:30:20,525 --> 00:30:21,891 Yes, I love him. 640 00:30:21,893 --> 00:30:23,526 You don't even know his last name. 641 00:30:23,528 --> 00:30:26,127 So? Do Romeo and Juliet know each other's last name? 642 00:30:26,130 --> 00:30:29,297 Yes! Montague and Capulet. 643 00:30:29,298 --> 00:30:32,634 Oh, I'm an English teacher. 644 00:30:32,635 --> 00:30:35,103 I want him. 645 00:30:35,105 --> 00:30:38,207 Not this time. 646 00:30:38,209 --> 00:30:40,542 You want me to choose? 647 00:30:40,545 --> 00:30:42,377 Whichever, we're totally cool with it. 648 00:30:42,380 --> 00:30:44,446 Yeah, totally. I'm cool, too. 649 00:30:44,449 --> 00:30:48,217 Well, I mean, they say the St. Louis art museum's pretty... 650 00:30:48,219 --> 00:30:51,152 great, but what a day to hit the botanical gardens, right? 651 00:30:51,153 --> 00:30:52,220 Or door number three. 652 00:30:52,221 --> 00:30:56,525 Boom! A hot air balloon ride! 653 00:30:56,527 --> 00:30:58,661 - Now that is rad. - A balloon? 654 00:30:58,663 --> 00:30:59,961 He said he wanted to see the city. 655 00:30:59,962 --> 00:31:01,462 This way he can see all of it. 656 00:31:01,464 --> 00:31:04,267 Aw, man, this seems way more fun than paintings and plants. 657 00:31:04,269 --> 00:31:06,301 Yeah well, you know, it's not just paintings, it's... 658 00:31:06,304 --> 00:31:09,070 it's furniture and sculptures and... 659 00:31:09,073 --> 00:31:11,574 Oh, I forgot your fear of heights. 660 00:31:11,576 --> 00:31:14,676 Oh... oh, we don't have to do the balloon ride. 661 00:31:14,679 --> 00:31:16,211 Oh, no, I know. 662 00:31:16,212 --> 00:31:17,345 How about you hit the museum... 663 00:31:17,346 --> 00:31:19,315 Ryan and I will go in the balloon... 664 00:31:19,317 --> 00:31:20,650 and then we can all meet up for dinner later. 665 00:31:20,652 --> 00:31:22,517 Yeah, if you're scared of flying. 666 00:31:22,519 --> 00:31:24,318 No, I'm not scared. I'm not scared. 667 00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:27,221 It's just airplanes, so I'll go. I'm going. 668 00:31:27,223 --> 00:31:29,025 - You sure? - Yeah, absolutely. 669 00:31:29,027 --> 00:31:30,593 It'll be an adventure. 670 00:31:30,595 --> 00:31:33,496 All right then... go ballooning. 671 00:31:33,498 --> 00:31:35,363 The ride should last about an hour. 672 00:31:35,365 --> 00:31:38,099 My brother will follow us in the chase car. 673 00:31:38,102 --> 00:31:40,603 Make sure all personal belongings are secure. 674 00:31:40,605 --> 00:31:44,239 Also, for the lovers, we have cold champagne for purchase. 675 00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:46,275 Okay, any questions? 676 00:31:46,277 --> 00:31:50,278 Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you see? 677 00:31:50,279 --> 00:31:56,116 Uh, don't worry, ma'am. I, uh, see just fine. 678 00:31:56,118 --> 00:32:00,654 Just messing with you. All right then. 679 00:32:00,656 --> 00:32:02,356 Let's touch the sky! 680 00:32:02,358 --> 00:32:05,094 Woo! 681 00:32:05,096 --> 00:32:06,996 Here we go! 682 00:32:22,613 --> 00:32:23,682 Yeah! 683 00:32:35,625 --> 00:32:36,691 Wow. 684 00:32:36,692 --> 00:32:38,526 Beautiful, isn't it? 685 00:32:38,528 --> 00:32:41,196 St. Louis doesn't look so bad from up here. 686 00:32:41,199 --> 00:32:43,298 It's pretty spectacular, right? 687 00:32:43,299 --> 00:32:45,300 Yeah, it's really great. 688 00:32:45,303 --> 00:32:48,503 You okay? You're sweating. 689 00:32:48,506 --> 00:32:50,739 Yeah, no, I'm good. I'm just... I'm really hot. 690 00:32:50,740 --> 00:32:54,410 It'll be nice and cool when we hit about 2,000 feet. 691 00:32:54,412 --> 00:32:55,777 How high are we right now? 692 00:32:55,778 --> 00:32:59,080 500. 693 00:32:59,083 --> 00:33:01,750 You, uh, you sure you're okay? 694 00:33:01,751 --> 00:33:03,554 Yes, yes, yes. 695 00:33:05,556 --> 00:33:09,124 No, no, no, no, no! You get me down right now! 696 00:33:09,125 --> 00:33:10,792 Get me down right now! 697 00:33:10,795 --> 00:33:12,693 Ma'am, ma'am, we gotta go up to catch the current. 698 00:33:12,695 --> 00:33:14,662 Fuck the fucking current! 699 00:33:14,663 --> 00:33:16,265 I think she's having a panic attack. 700 00:33:16,267 --> 00:33:17,565 - Oh, great. - Ssh. 701 00:33:17,567 --> 00:33:19,267 She's fine. 702 00:33:19,269 --> 00:33:21,038 Breathe. Breathe. 703 00:33:23,272 --> 00:33:26,275 Find your breath. Look at me. Find your breath. 704 00:33:26,277 --> 00:33:29,811 I'm sorry. I didn't want to disappoint you. 705 00:33:29,814 --> 00:33:32,680 Now let's take my hands, stare into my eyes. 706 00:33:32,682 --> 00:33:34,650 They're... so beautiful. 707 00:33:34,652 --> 00:33:37,752 Like... like a... robin's egg. 708 00:33:37,755 --> 00:33:40,455 Let's sing a song, you and me, okay? 709 00:33:40,458 --> 00:33:44,325 ♪ Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel ♪ 710 00:33:44,326 --> 00:33:46,661 ♪ Like you're less than ♪ 711 00:33:46,663 --> 00:33:48,596 Is that Pink? 712 00:33:48,597 --> 00:33:50,565 I don't know, it was the first song that came to my head. 713 00:33:50,567 --> 00:33:51,566 I kinda like her. 714 00:33:51,567 --> 00:33:53,803 I like her, too. 715 00:33:53,805 --> 00:33:55,702 - Ready? - Yeah. 716 00:33:55,704 --> 00:33:58,707 ♪ Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel ♪ 717 00:33:58,709 --> 00:34:01,343 - Oh, jeez. - Gosh, this is fun. 718 00:34:01,345 --> 00:34:04,512 - ♪ Fucking perfect ♪ - This is so fucking fun. 719 00:34:04,515 --> 00:34:06,214 ♪ Pretty pretty please ♪ 720 00:34:06,217 --> 00:34:08,316 - Jeez. - How much for the champagne? 721 00:34:08,317 --> 00:34:10,317 $100 with tax. I take credit card. 722 00:34:10,319 --> 00:34:12,688 Are you insane? That's a $20 bottle of brut. 723 00:34:12,690 --> 00:34:14,556 You're welcome to shop around. 724 00:34:14,557 --> 00:34:17,392 ♪ Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel ♪ 725 00:34:17,394 --> 00:34:19,795 - ♪ Like you're less than ♪ - I'll take the fucking champagne. 726 00:34:19,797 --> 00:34:21,663 ♪ Fucking perfect ♪ 727 00:34:21,664 --> 00:34:23,531 Look who has bubbly. 728 00:34:23,534 --> 00:34:26,301 Let's drink some champagne and really take in this view. 729 00:34:26,304 --> 00:34:27,769 You know, I'm not sure alcohol... 730 00:34:27,770 --> 00:34:29,438 is a good idea for her right now. 731 00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:31,806 I wasn't talking about her. She's fine. 732 00:34:31,807 --> 00:34:34,175 This happens all the time. 733 00:34:34,177 --> 00:34:36,777 - Ssh. - Oh, you should go and have fun. 734 00:34:36,780 --> 00:34:39,284 Hey, I am having fun. 735 00:34:41,184 --> 00:34:43,686 Me, too. So much fun. 736 00:34:43,688 --> 00:34:46,188 - Agh, my eye! - Oh, shit! Shit! 737 00:34:46,190 --> 00:34:48,690 I'm sorry! I'm sorry! 738 00:34:48,693 --> 00:34:50,226 Did you hit him in his good eye? 739 00:34:50,228 --> 00:34:52,862 - She hit me in my only eye! - What? 740 00:34:52,864 --> 00:34:55,295 Here, let me take a look, let me take a look. 741 00:34:55,297 --> 00:34:56,498 Is it bad? I can't see. 742 00:34:56,501 --> 00:34:58,132 Yeah, you got a small cut. 743 00:34:58,135 --> 00:34:59,635 - Oh god, he's crying blood! - Your pupil is red. 744 00:34:59,637 --> 00:35:01,603 - Shit! Shit! - I don't think it's too serious. 745 00:35:01,606 --> 00:35:03,572 - There's a little bit of blood. - Oh my god we're gonna die! 746 00:35:03,574 --> 00:35:06,242 Everybody calm down! No one's going to die! 747 00:35:06,244 --> 00:35:08,476 We're just gonna have to land a little early, okay? 748 00:35:08,478 --> 00:35:10,277 - Okay. - Okay. 749 00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:14,650 Now, I just gotta ask: has anybody ever piloted... 750 00:35:14,652 --> 00:35:17,289 a hot air balloon before? 751 00:35:18,456 --> 00:35:19,822 What? 752 00:35:19,824 --> 00:35:21,556 What the fuck are you talking about? 753 00:35:21,559 --> 00:35:23,425 Calm down! It's gonna be all right! 754 00:35:31,735 --> 00:35:33,503 - Are you okay? - No! 755 00:35:34,804 --> 00:35:37,172 Oh my god! Oh my god! 756 00:35:37,175 --> 00:35:40,742 Can somebody call for an ambulance? 757 00:35:40,744 --> 00:35:42,777 ♪ Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever ♪ 758 00:35:42,780 --> 00:35:45,447 Please! Please be quiet! 759 00:35:45,449 --> 00:35:47,748 Shut the fuck up! 760 00:35:54,192 --> 00:35:55,226 Que pasa? 761 00:36:01,398 --> 00:36:03,898 Hey, how was the balloon ride? Nice view of the arch, right? 762 00:36:03,900 --> 00:36:05,434 It was great. 763 00:36:05,436 --> 00:36:07,768 I have some good news from the airlines. 764 00:36:07,771 --> 00:36:09,371 The flight's back on? 765 00:36:09,373 --> 00:36:10,804 No, they found your bag. 766 00:36:10,806 --> 00:36:12,306 I'm so sorry, I should have led with that. 767 00:36:12,309 --> 00:36:14,342 Yes! Thank you, Anuj. 768 00:36:14,344 --> 00:36:16,512 Well, shall we celebrate being alive? 769 00:36:16,514 --> 00:36:18,447 Honestly, I think I'm just gonna relax. 770 00:36:18,449 --> 00:36:21,815 I'm gonna go upstairs, call Florida, maybe hit the pool. 771 00:36:21,818 --> 00:36:22,918 - Oh, I'll join you! - I'll come with you. 772 00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:24,753 I love the pool. 773 00:36:24,755 --> 00:36:26,655 Now that I have a suitcase, I don't have to go naked. 774 00:36:26,657 --> 00:36:28,726 Maybe I'll just go naked. 775 00:36:33,463 --> 00:36:34,797 Oh my god, I hate myself. 776 00:36:38,902 --> 00:36:40,804 I think I'm ready. 777 00:36:41,838 --> 00:36:44,472 Oh, cute suit. 778 00:36:44,474 --> 00:36:45,844 I'll see you by the pool. 779 00:37:10,701 --> 00:37:12,268 Lacerater. 780 00:37:21,777 --> 00:37:23,414 Can I get two Mai Tai's over here? 781 00:37:34,492 --> 00:37:35,693 Hey! 782 00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:38,025 This is amazing. 783 00:37:38,027 --> 00:37:40,728 You've got to try it. 784 00:37:40,731 --> 00:37:42,530 It looks very inviting. 785 00:37:42,532 --> 00:37:44,998 I was actually wondering if you're not doing anything later- 786 00:37:45,001 --> 00:37:47,369 First, I wasn't talking to you, and second... 787 00:37:47,371 --> 00:37:48,603 it's not gonna happen, okay? 788 00:37:48,606 --> 00:37:50,639 Um, this is closed. 789 00:37:50,641 --> 00:37:52,407 And it's not what you think, that you're not hot enough... 790 00:37:52,409 --> 00:37:54,476 because you're totally hot enough. 791 00:37:54,478 --> 00:37:55,780 I've dated way lower. 792 00:37:57,414 --> 00:37:58,713 This seat is taken. 793 00:37:58,715 --> 00:38:01,916 Guys, leave the seat next to Meg open. 794 00:38:01,918 --> 00:38:05,690 Come on, scoot. There you go. 795 00:38:09,059 --> 00:38:10,824 - Huh. - Seriously? What are you doing? 796 00:38:10,827 --> 00:38:12,327 Yeah, I don't know. 797 00:38:12,329 --> 00:38:14,027 Hey! 798 00:38:15,900 --> 00:38:20,536 Hey, Ryan! Look, I snagged us a chair. 799 00:38:20,538 --> 00:38:24,639 Oh my god. Oh, Jesus mother fu... Oh... oh my god. 800 00:38:24,641 --> 00:38:26,041 Oh my god, oh... 801 00:38:26,043 --> 00:38:28,380 I think I might just lay out for a bit. 802 00:38:31,681 --> 00:38:34,815 Wow, you look great. 803 00:38:34,818 --> 00:38:36,021 Oh, thanks. 804 00:38:37,454 --> 00:38:38,489 Stop. 805 00:38:43,994 --> 00:38:48,429 Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! 806 00:38:48,431 --> 00:38:50,965 See, this is a definition of "cock block". 807 00:38:50,967 --> 00:38:52,867 I'm really sorry about today. 808 00:38:52,869 --> 00:38:55,838 Thank you so much. I'm really... I'm embarrassed. 809 00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:59,440 Embarrassed? I'm the one that sang Pink. 810 00:38:59,443 --> 00:39:01,110 I have the feeling that that's not the first time... 811 00:39:01,112 --> 00:39:02,945 that you've sang that out loud. 812 00:39:02,947 --> 00:39:04,146 No comment. 813 00:39:04,148 --> 00:39:05,947 Wanna take a dip? 814 00:39:05,949 --> 00:39:07,815 Um, actually I think we're just gonna hang out here... 815 00:39:07,818 --> 00:39:08,983 Yeah, I wouldn't mind swimming. 816 00:39:08,985 --> 00:39:11,387 Yeah, me, too. I'd love to do that. 817 00:39:11,389 --> 00:39:12,954 I'll come, too. 818 00:39:17,161 --> 00:39:19,427 - You don't see that much. - What? 819 00:39:19,429 --> 00:39:21,130 A hotel pool you can actually dive in. 820 00:39:21,132 --> 00:39:22,898 We love diving! 821 00:39:22,900 --> 00:39:24,166 We used to go every summer at your... 822 00:39:24,168 --> 00:39:26,068 At my dad's houseboat! 823 00:39:26,070 --> 00:39:28,771 You were so nervous to jump in at first, remember? 824 00:39:28,773 --> 00:39:30,472 You told me there were piranhas in the lake... 825 00:39:30,474 --> 00:39:32,806 and it freaked me out... that was so mean of you. 826 00:39:32,809 --> 00:39:34,842 You're just mad 'cause I always beat you at diving. 827 00:39:34,844 --> 00:39:36,445 That's 'cause your dad was the judge. 828 00:39:36,447 --> 00:39:37,478 I would have won with an impartial jury. 829 00:39:37,481 --> 00:39:38,880 I was so much better than you. 830 00:39:38,882 --> 00:39:40,849 That's funny. 831 00:39:40,851 --> 00:39:42,487 Well, you got one now. 832 00:39:49,659 --> 00:39:53,731 Okay, let's start with the basics. Jack knife. 833 00:39:58,436 --> 00:40:00,802 You call that a jack knife? That was more like a belly flop. 834 00:40:00,804 --> 00:40:03,572 And deduct points for splash, that's the Olympic rules. 835 00:40:03,574 --> 00:40:04,806 Got it. 836 00:40:04,809 --> 00:40:07,976 Now, a jack knife... the right way. 837 00:40:07,978 --> 00:40:09,012 Whoa. 838 00:40:11,748 --> 00:40:13,581 Oh, shit. 839 00:40:13,583 --> 00:40:17,018 Impartial judge gives you a five... both of you. 840 00:40:17,021 --> 00:40:19,954 Time to step it up, back flip. 841 00:40:19,956 --> 00:40:21,592 Go on, do it. 842 00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:24,762 Okay! 843 00:40:30,099 --> 00:40:31,833 Nice! 844 00:40:31,835 --> 00:40:33,003 That was your best back flip? 845 00:40:41,545 --> 00:40:43,945 What're you doing? 846 00:40:43,947 --> 00:40:46,581 Forward one-and-a-half tuck. 847 00:40:46,583 --> 00:40:48,748 - Uh... - What is that? 848 00:40:48,751 --> 00:40:50,686 Are you crazy? That is so dangerous. 849 00:40:50,688 --> 00:40:52,652 - Still scared, I guess. - No, I'm not scared. 850 00:40:52,655 --> 00:40:55,056 It's gonna kick out. 851 00:40:55,059 --> 00:40:58,630 Okay, fine, go ahead, go ahead, do what you want. 852 00:40:59,697 --> 00:41:00,965 Front one-and-a-half tuck. 853 00:41:06,268 --> 00:41:09,070 - Oh my god. - Ooh, oh, no! 854 00:41:09,072 --> 00:41:11,539 That hurts. 855 00:41:11,541 --> 00:41:14,275 Meg? Meg, are you all right? 856 00:41:14,277 --> 00:41:18,081 Why are you just sitting down there? Are you okay? 857 00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:25,719 Meg? Are you coming up? 858 00:41:25,722 --> 00:41:28,192 Meg, are you alive? Meg! 859 00:41:49,847 --> 00:41:51,516 Hi. 860 00:41:52,047 --> 00:41:53,050 Hey. 861 00:41:55,686 --> 00:41:56,920 Are we drinking? 862 00:41:58,956 --> 00:42:00,657 She'll have a Screwdriver. 863 00:42:05,762 --> 00:42:07,161 Not so much ice. 864 00:42:07,164 --> 00:42:08,833 Just three cubes. 865 00:42:11,936 --> 00:42:13,266 Are you okay? 866 00:42:13,268 --> 00:42:16,137 Yeah. Actually, no. 867 00:42:16,139 --> 00:42:17,905 I think I turned my eyelid inside out. 868 00:42:17,907 --> 00:42:19,840 Oh, there's my girls. 869 00:42:19,842 --> 00:42:21,809 Can I have two Tequila Sunrises? 870 00:42:21,811 --> 00:42:23,311 Did you hear the weather report? 871 00:42:23,313 --> 00:42:25,313 They said that the hurricane has passed through... 872 00:42:25,315 --> 00:42:27,648 so you two might get a little beach time after all. 873 00:42:27,650 --> 00:42:29,016 Hm. 874 00:42:29,018 --> 00:42:30,117 Great. 875 00:42:30,119 --> 00:42:31,887 Ah, great. 876 00:42:31,889 --> 00:42:33,286 Yeah, a few days of a time share isn't as good as a week... 877 00:42:33,289 --> 00:42:37,123 but you know, I'll take what I can get. 878 00:42:37,126 --> 00:42:40,061 I'm not gonna see Roger again for a month. 879 00:42:40,063 --> 00:42:41,195 Is he traveling? 880 00:42:41,197 --> 00:42:43,898 Back to the wife and kids. 881 00:42:43,900 --> 00:42:45,333 Thank you. 882 00:42:45,335 --> 00:42:46,735 I-I'm sorry, back to where? 883 00:42:46,737 --> 00:42:49,137 Roger's married, just not to me. 884 00:42:49,139 --> 00:42:50,905 You were celebrating your anniversary. 885 00:42:50,907 --> 00:42:52,309 Of a love affair. 886 00:42:54,643 --> 00:42:57,378 Fuck you, don't judge me. 'Cause I don't like that. 887 00:42:57,380 --> 00:42:58,880 'Cause let me tell you something. 888 00:42:58,882 --> 00:43:01,949 I am a lady who demands perfection, okay? 889 00:43:01,952 --> 00:43:03,016 Is it fair to his wife? 890 00:43:03,018 --> 00:43:04,018 No. 891 00:43:04,021 --> 00:43:05,186 Is it fair to his kids? 892 00:43:05,188 --> 00:43:06,887 No. 893 00:43:06,889 --> 00:43:08,190 I don't care. 894 00:43:08,192 --> 00:43:11,126 Because I would do anything for Roger. 895 00:43:11,128 --> 00:43:13,094 I would die for that man. 896 00:43:13,097 --> 00:43:14,762 Wow. 897 00:43:14,764 --> 00:43:16,197 It's true. I'd kill for him. 898 00:43:16,199 --> 00:43:18,132 I'd kill his family, I'd kill his wife. 899 00:43:18,135 --> 00:43:19,400 Anybody got in my way, I'd kill 'em. 900 00:43:19,402 --> 00:43:21,235 Right there. Kill 'em. 901 00:43:21,237 --> 00:43:23,170 I'd kill you, I'd kill you, I'd kill everyone. 902 00:43:23,172 --> 00:43:25,708 And I know how to do it, too, 'cause my brother's a Navy Seal. 903 00:43:28,746 --> 00:43:30,045 I'm just kidding! 904 00:43:30,047 --> 00:43:31,047 Oh... 905 00:43:33,717 --> 00:43:36,650 It was a joke. But seriously, you know? 906 00:43:36,652 --> 00:43:38,387 Sometimes you just gotta take what you want... 907 00:43:38,389 --> 00:43:40,121 whatever the cost. 908 00:43:40,123 --> 00:43:42,123 Because at the end of the day, nobody gives a shit... 909 00:43:42,126 --> 00:43:44,958 whether you're happy or not, you know what I'm sayin'? 910 00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:46,764 You can put their drinks on my tab. 911 00:43:50,034 --> 00:43:51,153 Thanks for everything, guys. 912 00:43:59,208 --> 00:44:00,876 - Ryan! - Ryan! 913 00:44:00,878 --> 00:44:02,380 - No, no, no! - Wait! Wait up! 914 00:44:04,782 --> 00:44:06,947 - Oh, hey! - There he is. 915 00:44:06,949 --> 00:44:08,349 - Hey. - Oh, hey. 916 00:44:08,351 --> 00:44:11,018 I uh, was actually looking for you two. 917 00:44:11,021 --> 00:44:13,155 Oh, well, look and you shall find. 918 00:44:13,157 --> 00:44:15,222 Yeah, I wanted to see you guys before I left. 919 00:44:15,224 --> 00:44:17,059 There's my road buddy. 920 00:44:17,061 --> 00:44:18,059 Hey. 921 00:44:18,061 --> 00:44:19,293 - Ladies. - Hi. 922 00:44:19,295 --> 00:44:20,695 How's your eye, Meg? 923 00:44:20,697 --> 00:44:22,228 - It's fine. - It looks a little... 924 00:44:22,231 --> 00:44:23,864 You're leaving now? 925 00:44:23,867 --> 00:44:25,300 Yeah, didn't you see the weather report? 926 00:44:25,302 --> 00:44:27,101 Our flight's gonna be back on any moment. 927 00:44:27,103 --> 00:44:29,804 I'm out of time. I just, you know, can't take the chance. 928 00:44:29,806 --> 00:44:31,072 If we drive through the night... 929 00:44:31,074 --> 00:44:32,373 I can get you to Fort by morning. 930 00:44:32,376 --> 00:44:33,474 What fort? 931 00:44:33,476 --> 00:44:35,710 Oh, local speak, Fort Lauderdale. 932 00:44:35,713 --> 00:44:38,079 You're going on a road trip with a complete stranger? 933 00:44:38,081 --> 00:44:41,083 He could be a serial killer for all you know. 934 00:44:41,085 --> 00:44:42,949 I'm not a serial killer. 935 00:44:42,952 --> 00:44:45,820 That's exactly what a serial killer would say. 936 00:44:45,822 --> 00:44:47,922 You're something, you know that? Let's hit the road. 937 00:44:47,925 --> 00:44:49,023 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 938 00:44:49,025 --> 00:44:51,126 Serial killer. That's great. 939 00:44:51,128 --> 00:44:54,795 Awesome meeting you both. 940 00:44:54,797 --> 00:44:56,432 - Bye. - Bye. 941 00:44:59,902 --> 00:45:02,204 All right. 942 00:45:03,940 --> 00:45:05,608 Yeah, okay. 943 00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:12,280 - Bye. - Wait! 944 00:45:12,282 --> 00:45:14,983 - Got room for one more? - Oh, shit. 945 00:45:14,985 --> 00:45:17,351 I'll just be one minute. 946 00:45:17,353 --> 00:45:19,454 Hey, you know what? Make that... make that two! 947 00:45:19,456 --> 00:45:21,693 I'll be right back, okay? 948 00:45:24,228 --> 00:45:26,927 I can't help it. I love fucked up women. 949 00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:39,306 I gotta say, I did not see this coming. 950 00:45:39,309 --> 00:45:41,309 A little company, a little conversation. 951 00:45:41,311 --> 00:45:43,311 Usually I'd just be blasting my tunes. 952 00:45:43,313 --> 00:45:45,045 Uh, by the way, are you guys on Google Plus? 953 00:45:45,047 --> 00:45:46,947 - No. - No, I'm on Tinder. 954 00:45:46,949 --> 00:45:49,284 Well, get on it. We should all be in each other's circles. 955 00:45:49,286 --> 00:45:51,018 How long is the drive? 956 00:45:51,021 --> 00:45:52,820 Oh, it'll be no time at all. I know all the back ways. 957 00:45:52,822 --> 00:45:54,456 Uh, 17 hours? 958 00:45:54,458 --> 00:45:56,090 I've got a million songs on this thing... 959 00:45:56,092 --> 00:45:57,925 so we're all covered on music. 960 00:45:57,927 --> 00:46:01,829 Right now we're listening to the "south on I-24 mix". 961 00:46:01,831 --> 00:46:04,166 Please wait four songs before complaining. 962 00:46:04,168 --> 00:46:07,302 This is gonna be fun. Seven hours, no sweat. 963 00:46:07,304 --> 00:46:09,103 Seventeen. 964 00:46:09,106 --> 00:46:10,407 Oh. 965 00:46:13,043 --> 00:46:15,342 I'm going to Fort Lauderdale and I'm bringing an apple... 966 00:46:15,344 --> 00:46:19,947 a banana, an egg, a frog, a um... 967 00:46:19,949 --> 00:46:21,583 griffon, a haberdasher, 968 00:46:21,585 --> 00:46:24,585 an icicle, a jackalope, and a knight. 969 00:46:24,588 --> 00:46:26,286 Ha! 970 00:46:26,289 --> 00:46:28,023 It was "k", and you're an English teacher! 971 00:46:28,025 --> 00:46:30,190 No, it is "k", it's "k", like a knight in shining armor. 972 00:46:30,193 --> 00:46:32,126 I'm going to Fort Lauderdale and I'm bringing an apple... 973 00:46:32,128 --> 00:46:34,996 a banana, a Chihuahua, a dolphin, an egg, a frog... 974 00:46:34,998 --> 00:46:37,565 a griffon, a haberdasher, an icicle, a jackalope... 975 00:46:37,568 --> 00:46:40,135 a knight, and a labradoodle. 976 00:46:40,137 --> 00:46:42,204 - Meg, it's your turn! - Nice work! 977 00:46:42,206 --> 00:46:44,905 Ok, I'm going to Fort Lauderdale and I hate this fucking game. 978 00:46:49,612 --> 00:46:51,911 - Gin. - Son of a bitch. 979 00:46:51,914 --> 00:46:53,280 You know what? I wanna sit in the back. 980 00:46:53,282 --> 00:46:54,481 - I'd hate me, too. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 981 00:46:54,483 --> 00:46:56,284 - No, no switching! - It's my turn! 982 00:46:56,286 --> 00:46:58,987 - No, no, hey, hey, no switching! - What're you doing? 983 00:46:58,989 --> 00:47:00,188 Get back in the front. 984 00:47:00,190 --> 00:47:01,188 Just get right there. 985 00:47:01,190 --> 00:47:03,623 Go, so I can sit here! 986 00:47:03,626 --> 00:47:05,260 - What're you doing? - It's my turn! 987 00:47:09,065 --> 00:47:10,867 - Hey. - Thank you. 988 00:47:13,202 --> 00:47:15,472 They always put too much ice in this. 989 00:47:17,507 --> 00:47:20,041 Ah, what're you doing? 990 00:47:20,043 --> 00:47:23,146 Come on. Ugh. 991 00:47:30,518 --> 00:47:34,922 Oh my god. Oh my god, did you seriously do that? 992 00:47:34,925 --> 00:47:36,992 - That is disgusting. - Oooh. 993 00:47:36,994 --> 00:47:38,958 Oh my god. Oh my god! Open down the window! 994 00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:40,362 - Agh, dude! - For God's sakes! 995 00:47:40,364 --> 00:47:42,063 That is disgusting! 996 00:48:13,195 --> 00:48:14,929 It smells nice. 997 00:48:14,931 --> 00:48:17,666 It's lavender. It's great for dry skin. 998 00:48:17,668 --> 00:48:20,601 Not that you have any. 999 00:48:20,603 --> 00:48:22,637 Feels good. 1000 00:48:22,639 --> 00:48:25,606 Minerals, essential vitamins, and extracts. 1001 00:48:26,610 --> 00:48:28,275 Also a shit ton of honey. 1002 00:48:28,277 --> 00:48:30,143 It's like sticking your hand in a beehive. 1003 00:48:30,146 --> 00:48:31,679 Careful, don't get stung. 1004 00:48:31,681 --> 00:48:34,014 Oh my god. 1005 00:48:34,016 --> 00:48:35,949 - What? - It's from Meg's mom. 1006 00:48:35,952 --> 00:48:37,485 I texted her to wish her a happy birthday and... 1007 00:48:37,487 --> 00:48:39,253 It's not her birthday. 1008 00:48:39,255 --> 00:48:40,588 She sent me this photo of when we were in high school. 1009 00:48:40,590 --> 00:48:42,222 What photo? 1010 00:48:42,224 --> 00:48:45,226 Oh my god. When is this from? 1011 00:48:45,228 --> 00:48:47,061 It's, uh, prom. 1012 00:48:47,063 --> 00:48:48,563 What is that on your head? 1013 00:48:48,565 --> 00:48:50,431 - It's um... - It's nothing, it's just a hat. 1014 00:48:50,434 --> 00:48:52,498 It's a helmet. It's a protective helmet... for her skull. 1015 00:48:52,501 --> 00:48:54,335 Uh, may I see? 1016 00:48:54,338 --> 00:48:56,972 Oh, yeah, my nephew had one of those when he was three... 1017 00:48:56,974 --> 00:48:59,206 and a half months old, 'cause his head was shaped... 1018 00:48:59,208 --> 00:49:01,275 like a zucchini and they were trying to reshape it. 1019 00:49:01,277 --> 00:49:02,543 Was your head shaped like a zucchini? 1020 00:49:02,545 --> 00:49:04,012 No, I just had migraines. 1021 00:49:04,014 --> 00:49:05,411 She had this really rare condition. 1022 00:49:05,414 --> 00:49:07,983 It was um, what was it? It was complex... 1023 00:49:07,985 --> 00:49:09,717 Complex chiari malformation. 1024 00:49:09,719 --> 00:49:12,619 Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it. Malformation. It was horrible. 1025 00:49:12,621 --> 00:49:14,554 The kids just called her horrible names. 1026 00:49:14,556 --> 00:49:16,690 She wore the thing for six months. It was terrible. 1027 00:49:16,693 --> 00:49:19,360 That sucks. Man, kids can be so mean, you know? 1028 00:49:19,362 --> 00:49:20,931 Yeah. 1029 00:49:23,567 --> 00:49:24,702 Scrotum head. 1030 00:49:26,268 --> 00:49:27,501 Reservoir tip. 1031 00:49:27,503 --> 00:49:28,702 Captain Retard. 1032 00:49:28,704 --> 00:49:31,672 Soft-skull Smurf... it was horrible. 1033 00:49:31,675 --> 00:49:33,440 I just tried to be there for her, though. 1034 00:49:33,443 --> 00:49:35,309 No matter what the kids called her. 1035 00:49:35,311 --> 00:49:37,112 Well, she's lucky to have you as a friend. 1036 00:49:37,114 --> 00:49:39,780 I actually feel really lucky because her struggles... 1037 00:49:39,782 --> 00:49:44,018 really, they inspired me to... to teach special needs kids... 1038 00:49:44,021 --> 00:49:46,487 so... so, thank you, Meg. 1039 00:49:46,489 --> 00:49:47,958 Oh yeah. 1040 00:49:51,228 --> 00:49:54,465 Scrotum head... that's pretty good. 1041 00:50:18,454 --> 00:50:20,353 I'm gonna run to the ladies' room. 1042 00:50:20,356 --> 00:50:22,422 You guys want something to drink? I'm buyin'. 1043 00:50:22,425 --> 00:50:23,626 Oh, I'm good. 1044 00:50:25,061 --> 00:50:26,764 Oh, I'm good, too. 1045 00:50:32,068 --> 00:50:34,768 Oh... hi. 1046 00:50:34,771 --> 00:50:36,103 Hi, how are you today? 1047 00:50:36,106 --> 00:50:38,237 Oh, not bad. 1048 00:50:38,239 --> 00:50:40,411 Oh, yeah, thank you. 1049 00:50:44,447 --> 00:50:45,614 Oh my god. 1050 00:50:49,385 --> 00:50:50,652 Oh my god. 1051 00:50:55,625 --> 00:50:56,760 Oh god. 1052 00:51:28,190 --> 00:51:30,126 Occupied! 1053 00:51:32,460 --> 00:51:34,364 Ugh. 1054 00:51:40,768 --> 00:51:44,371 All right. 1055 00:51:52,481 --> 00:51:54,481 Meg, is that you? 1056 00:51:54,483 --> 00:51:56,717 It's Scrotum head, bitch. 1057 00:51:56,719 --> 00:51:57,851 Hello? 1058 00:52:00,623 --> 00:52:04,994 Hello? There's an unsafe level of feces in here! 1059 00:52:08,864 --> 00:52:11,599 Hey. 1060 00:52:11,601 --> 00:52:16,271 Listen, Kate may be a while. She's having an issue. 1061 00:52:16,273 --> 00:52:17,771 Everything okay? 1062 00:52:17,773 --> 00:52:21,342 Unusually heavy flow. Don't say anything. 1063 00:52:21,344 --> 00:52:24,378 I would normally never tell you, but she'd be mortified... 1064 00:52:24,380 --> 00:52:26,246 if everyone thought it was the diarrhea. 1065 00:52:26,248 --> 00:52:29,217 That's mostly cleared up. 1066 00:52:29,219 --> 00:52:31,554 Ok, well, we'll just wait. 1067 00:52:34,291 --> 00:52:37,824 Look what I got, the most expensive of the two. 1068 00:52:37,827 --> 00:52:39,393 Good idea. 1069 00:53:03,853 --> 00:53:05,518 It's crazy, isn't it? 1070 00:53:05,521 --> 00:53:08,623 We've only known each other for a few days... 1071 00:53:08,625 --> 00:53:11,559 and yet I feel like I've known you my whole life. 1072 00:53:13,262 --> 00:53:14,429 Well, you know, we've been stopping a lot. 1073 00:53:14,431 --> 00:53:15,996 We'll pick up the pace. 1074 00:53:15,998 --> 00:53:19,266 You know... sorry, I gotta take this. Hey, you maniac! 1075 00:53:19,268 --> 00:53:21,302 Yeah, yeah man, I'm just outside Valdosta... 1076 00:53:21,304 --> 00:53:23,237 I should be getting in about 10:00. 1077 00:53:23,239 --> 00:53:25,005 Yeah. You guys having fun? 1078 00:53:27,577 --> 00:53:28,876 Get... fucking bumblebee! 1079 00:53:28,878 --> 00:53:30,311 Jesus. 1080 00:53:30,313 --> 00:53:31,878 Everyone wants a bite of that guy. 1081 00:53:31,880 --> 00:53:33,248 There's not really honey in the hand cream. 1082 00:53:33,250 --> 00:53:35,449 Hey. Yeah, uh, sorry. No. 1083 00:53:35,452 --> 00:53:37,385 Gassed up and ready to roll. 1084 00:53:37,387 --> 00:53:38,619 Good for you. 1085 00:53:38,621 --> 00:53:39,954 Where's Kate? We should hit it. 1086 00:53:39,956 --> 00:53:41,989 - Calm down. - I am calm. 1087 00:53:41,992 --> 00:53:44,257 I just thought we were trying to make it to a wedding. 1088 00:53:44,260 --> 00:53:45,726 That's why I've been speeding the whole time. 1089 00:53:45,728 --> 00:53:49,563 67? That's your idea of speeding? 1090 00:53:49,565 --> 00:53:51,599 Traditionally, when someone does you a favor... 1091 00:53:51,601 --> 00:53:53,735 you say "thank you". 1092 00:53:53,737 --> 00:53:55,570 Well, I'm a rebel. 1093 00:53:55,572 --> 00:53:57,972 Uh, just keep me posted. Okay, buddy. 1094 00:53:57,974 --> 00:54:03,311 Ryan! Ryan, is everything okay? 1095 00:54:03,313 --> 00:54:05,911 Uh, yeah, yeah. These guys are animals. 1096 00:54:05,914 --> 00:54:07,782 We'll leave it at that. 1097 00:54:07,784 --> 00:54:09,617 Awesome. 1098 00:54:09,619 --> 00:54:13,021 Anyway, I was thinking, I'm not gonna have much to do. 1099 00:54:13,023 --> 00:54:15,856 Kate's obsessed with looking for shells on the beach... 1100 00:54:15,858 --> 00:54:18,059 so after you finish the wedding stuff... 1101 00:54:18,061 --> 00:54:19,793 and maybe you wanna hook up... 1102 00:54:19,795 --> 00:54:22,728 or even if you need a date, I brought a dress. 1103 00:54:22,731 --> 00:54:24,898 It's really more... 1104 00:54:24,900 --> 00:54:25,934 Oh my god! 1105 00:54:28,804 --> 00:54:30,371 Are you okay? What happened? 1106 00:54:30,373 --> 00:54:32,974 What happened? 1107 00:54:32,976 --> 00:54:36,311 Someone locked me in the bathroom! That's what happened! 1108 00:54:36,313 --> 00:54:38,411 Why? Who would do that? 1109 00:54:38,414 --> 00:54:41,481 That homeless guy. You know what? I smelled meth on him. 1110 00:54:41,483 --> 00:54:43,784 Guys, what is taking so... oh my god! 1111 00:54:43,786 --> 00:54:45,887 Are... are you okay? 1112 00:54:45,889 --> 00:54:47,655 Oh... you got something on your... 1113 00:54:51,661 --> 00:54:52,994 Where are we? 1114 00:54:52,996 --> 00:54:54,597 I think that's poop. 1115 00:55:00,835 --> 00:55:02,603 Don't touch me! 1116 00:55:02,605 --> 00:55:04,375 I wasn't going to. 1117 00:55:07,911 --> 00:55:09,880 Motherfucker! 1118 00:55:11,748 --> 00:55:13,717 Oh my god! 1119 00:55:33,737 --> 00:55:35,902 Ugh. Oh, god. 1120 00:55:35,905 --> 00:55:37,137 You okay? 1121 00:55:37,139 --> 00:55:40,074 Yeah, it's just... my neck. 1122 00:55:40,076 --> 00:55:41,708 I think I tweaked it when I fell. 1123 00:55:41,710 --> 00:55:44,710 - Here, come here. - Oh yeah, sure. Thank you. 1124 00:55:44,713 --> 00:55:45,911 Right here? 1125 00:55:45,914 --> 00:55:49,652 Yeah. Here, just... right there. 1126 00:55:54,824 --> 00:55:58,693 Oh yeah. Mm. 1127 00:55:58,695 --> 00:56:01,460 Oh god yeah, right there... 1128 00:56:01,463 --> 00:56:04,731 oh, oh my god, that is so good. 1129 00:56:04,733 --> 00:56:06,132 Yeah, you got a big knot right here. 1130 00:56:07,503 --> 00:56:11,438 Oh yeah. Oh! That's awesome. 1131 00:56:11,440 --> 00:56:13,840 Jesus, you two, get a room. 1132 00:56:13,842 --> 00:56:15,510 Finally. 1133 00:56:15,512 --> 00:56:17,447 Oh! Mm. 1134 00:56:19,481 --> 00:56:21,014 Sorry you hurt your neck. 1135 00:56:21,016 --> 00:56:22,784 Yeah, I bet you are. 1136 00:56:22,786 --> 00:56:25,753 I am. Want a sip? 1137 00:56:25,755 --> 00:56:27,722 It might help loosen up your neck. 1138 00:56:27,724 --> 00:56:28,956 No, thank you. 1139 00:56:28,958 --> 00:56:30,690 Nah, me neither. 1140 00:56:30,693 --> 00:56:34,628 That's what I get for traveling with a bunch of stiffs. 1141 00:56:34,630 --> 00:56:35,864 What're you doing? Stop! 1142 00:56:38,467 --> 00:56:39,733 You don't know me. 1143 00:56:39,735 --> 00:56:41,070 I know you're the driver. 1144 00:56:49,746 --> 00:56:51,081 I thought you were a rebel. 1145 00:56:55,751 --> 00:56:56,818 How much do you weigh? 1146 00:56:56,820 --> 00:56:58,920 What? 1147 00:56:58,922 --> 00:57:01,554 You've been driving for a while. Want me to tap in? 1148 00:57:01,556 --> 00:57:03,925 Look, I'm on the road like six, seven days a month. 1149 00:57:03,927 --> 00:57:06,193 A haul like this is nothing to me. 1150 00:57:06,195 --> 00:57:09,463 Just get some sleep. Everything's fine. 1151 00:57:33,789 --> 00:57:35,755 Are you insane? 1152 00:57:35,757 --> 00:57:38,460 Okay! We're okay. We're okay. What'd that sign say? 1153 00:57:57,947 --> 00:57:59,949 Are you insane? 1154 00:58:04,585 --> 00:58:06,954 I'm screwed, man. I'm really fucking screwed. 1155 00:58:06,956 --> 00:58:08,554 I'm not gonna make the wedding. 1156 00:58:08,556 --> 00:58:11,592 Yes, you are. Yes, you are, bucko. 1157 00:58:11,594 --> 00:58:13,594 - When is it? - Tomorrow. 1158 00:58:13,596 --> 00:58:17,534 Oh. Oh, geez, I feel weird. 1159 00:58:19,668 --> 00:58:20,934 Help you? 1160 00:58:20,936 --> 00:58:22,637 Yeah, the uh, headlamps are out on our car. 1161 00:58:22,639 --> 00:58:24,204 - Is there a garage in town? - Yeah. 1162 00:58:24,206 --> 00:58:26,139 You think the guy could open up and maybe take a look? 1163 00:58:26,141 --> 00:58:27,574 Oh, no, I doubt it. 1164 00:58:27,577 --> 00:58:28,842 Can we rent a car? 1165 00:58:28,844 --> 00:58:30,677 - Sure. - Now? 1166 00:58:30,679 --> 00:58:32,847 Oh, oh, no. Not tonight. 1167 00:58:32,849 --> 00:58:34,148 How long will it take us to get a car? 1168 00:58:34,150 --> 00:58:35,782 I ate one of those um... 1169 00:58:35,784 --> 00:58:37,284 Well, it'd have to come from the airport. 1170 00:58:37,286 --> 00:58:39,085 - I think they open around 8:00. - Uh, you know. 1171 00:58:39,088 --> 00:58:40,920 Would they deliver it here? 1172 00:58:40,922 --> 00:58:44,056 I don't know. Maybe. No. 1173 00:58:44,059 --> 00:58:46,827 Can we borrow your car? 1174 00:58:46,829 --> 00:58:47,929 No. 1175 00:58:47,931 --> 00:58:49,063 And when you don't use bread... 1176 00:58:49,065 --> 00:58:50,797 Okay, well, shit. 1177 00:58:50,800 --> 00:58:53,568 Nothing we can do tonight. Uh, we'll take two rooms. 1178 00:58:53,570 --> 00:58:55,101 I think it starts with a "T". 1179 00:58:55,103 --> 00:58:57,137 Uh, three rooms, actually. I'd like my own room. 1180 00:58:57,139 --> 00:58:58,572 Three rooms. 1181 00:58:58,574 --> 00:58:59,840 Okay, even if we cab it to the airport... 1182 00:58:59,842 --> 00:59:01,675 we could be on the road by maybe 9:30-10:00. 1183 00:59:01,677 --> 00:59:03,311 There you go. 1184 00:59:03,313 --> 00:59:05,179 This one's out the door, up the stairs, to the right. 1185 00:59:05,181 --> 00:59:07,614 There's a restaurant out back towards the interstate. 1186 00:59:07,617 --> 00:59:08,614 You can walk it. 1187 00:59:08,617 --> 00:59:09,650 All right. 1188 00:59:09,652 --> 00:59:12,186 It's... open 'til 10:00. 1189 00:59:12,188 --> 00:59:14,353 I'm wanna get this guy in bed. 1190 00:59:14,356 --> 00:59:16,324 I'll uh, park the car later on. 1191 00:59:16,326 --> 00:59:19,327 You know, for food poisoning, this ain't bad. 1192 00:59:19,329 --> 00:59:20,864 Goodnight. 1193 00:59:30,974 --> 00:59:32,606 See ya. 1194 00:59:32,608 --> 00:59:33,744 Yeah. 1195 00:59:35,077 --> 00:59:39,112 He's yours, okay? He's yours. 1196 00:59:39,114 --> 00:59:41,181 I don't want him. 1197 00:59:41,184 --> 00:59:43,253 I just didn't want you to have him. 1198 00:59:57,967 --> 00:59:58,967 Oh, hey. 1199 01:00:00,135 --> 01:00:02,670 Don't be so excited. 1200 01:00:02,672 --> 01:00:04,804 Where's Ryan? 1201 01:00:04,806 --> 01:00:08,643 On the phone, wedding stuff, thought I'd give him some space. 1202 01:00:11,079 --> 01:00:12,746 You okay? 1203 01:00:12,748 --> 01:00:14,215 Yeah. Yeah. 1204 01:00:14,217 --> 01:00:15,916 Just got quite the buzz going on. 1205 01:00:15,918 --> 01:00:17,818 Thought some alcohol would add nicely to it. 1206 01:00:17,820 --> 01:00:20,222 Hey, can I get a shot of Turkey? Thanks. 1207 01:00:25,061 --> 01:00:26,860 I'm gonna go play some pool. 1208 01:00:26,862 --> 01:00:28,929 You can sit next to me. 1209 01:00:28,931 --> 01:00:31,367 You sure? I don't wanna give you cooties. 1210 01:00:38,440 --> 01:00:40,976 Look at that handsome guy with that hag. 1211 01:00:44,179 --> 01:00:48,117 Two smiles in one night. I'm on my game. 1212 01:00:52,855 --> 01:00:55,456 Finally getting your ice. 1213 01:00:55,458 --> 01:00:58,257 I hate ice, it hurts my teeth. 1214 01:00:58,260 --> 01:01:00,028 Oh. 1215 01:01:01,063 --> 01:01:02,896 Where's uh... 1216 01:01:02,898 --> 01:01:06,135 She's at the bar. She's probably waiting for you. 1217 01:01:07,135 --> 01:01:08,469 Goodnight. 1218 01:01:08,471 --> 01:01:09,840 Wait. 1219 01:01:13,443 --> 01:01:15,976 What're you doing? 1220 01:01:15,978 --> 01:01:18,181 You two were always together. 1221 01:01:20,181 --> 01:01:23,150 I'm gonna kiss your mouth now. 1222 01:01:23,152 --> 01:01:24,186 Okay. 1223 01:01:37,934 --> 01:01:39,833 Wow. 1224 01:01:39,835 --> 01:01:41,501 Oh, I know. It's crooked. 1225 01:01:41,503 --> 01:01:43,170 Was it, like, in an accident or something? 1226 01:01:43,172 --> 01:01:45,005 No, no, just kinda born that way. 1227 01:01:45,007 --> 01:01:47,474 I've been told that it enhances the experience. 1228 01:01:47,476 --> 01:01:49,376 Right. 1229 01:01:54,282 --> 01:01:56,516 All right, here we go! Here we go! 1230 01:01:56,518 --> 01:01:58,918 Oh, it's good, isn't it? 1231 01:01:58,920 --> 01:02:01,289 Mary, mother of God! 1232 01:02:02,224 --> 01:02:03,922 You okay? 1233 01:02:03,925 --> 01:02:06,860 Yeah, just gonna do one thing. 1234 01:02:06,862 --> 01:02:08,795 Oh, shit. That's okay. 1235 01:02:08,797 --> 01:02:09,929 Here, let me just try... 1236 01:02:09,931 --> 01:02:11,864 Oh yeah, that's better! 1237 01:02:17,440 --> 01:02:18,972 You okay? 1238 01:02:18,974 --> 01:02:21,175 You know, we don't have to do this. 1239 01:02:21,177 --> 01:02:22,141 Yes. 1240 01:02:22,143 --> 01:02:23,143 We. 1241 01:02:23,146 --> 01:02:24,378 Do. 1242 01:02:31,920 --> 01:02:33,420 Oh! Here we go! 1243 01:02:39,795 --> 01:02:42,496 Yes! 1244 01:02:42,498 --> 01:02:46,166 Long story short, that is how I became a jeweler. 1245 01:02:46,168 --> 01:02:49,472 Screw you, Dad. Right? 1246 01:02:53,041 --> 01:02:54,478 Okay. 1247 01:02:55,878 --> 01:02:56,980 I give up. 1248 01:02:59,081 --> 01:03:00,914 What? 1249 01:03:00,916 --> 01:03:04,552 You know, I carry all kinds of gemstones in my store. 1250 01:03:04,554 --> 01:03:06,253 Hundreds. 1251 01:03:06,255 --> 01:03:10,291 Precious, semi-precious, uncut, faceted. 1252 01:03:10,293 --> 01:03:12,226 Every time a woman walks into my store... 1253 01:03:12,228 --> 01:03:15,161 all she wants is one thing... diamonds. 1254 01:03:15,164 --> 01:03:17,030 Don't get me wrong, I love diamonds... 1255 01:03:17,032 --> 01:03:19,300 but there are so many other stones out there... 1256 01:03:19,302 --> 01:03:22,168 with such amazing qualities. 1257 01:03:22,170 --> 01:03:26,407 Imperial jade, the texture of a jacinth stone... 1258 01:03:26,409 --> 01:03:29,043 the way, if you add just the smallest amount of iron... 1259 01:03:29,045 --> 01:03:31,045 to amethyst, it produces the truest shade of violet... 1260 01:03:31,047 --> 01:03:32,815 you've ever seen. 1261 01:03:40,088 --> 01:03:42,487 I'm the imperial jade, in case that wasn't clear. 1262 01:03:42,489 --> 01:03:46,025 - No, I got it. - All right, too much bourbon. 1263 01:03:46,027 --> 01:03:47,463 Gotta go. 'Night. 1264 01:03:49,864 --> 01:03:51,297 Mm. 1265 01:03:51,300 --> 01:03:53,467 Spear of butter, a little bit of cinnamon... 1266 01:03:53,469 --> 01:03:56,003 on a King's Hawaiian is the ultimate comfort food. 1267 01:03:56,005 --> 01:03:57,938 - Hi. - Hey. 1268 01:03:57,940 --> 01:03:59,539 Mind if I join you? 1269 01:03:59,541 --> 01:04:01,275 Shut up. 1270 01:04:01,277 --> 01:04:03,275 This raisin bran is amazing, by the way. You should get some. 1271 01:04:03,277 --> 01:04:04,447 What's with you? 1272 01:04:06,014 --> 01:04:07,115 Nothing. 1273 01:04:08,351 --> 01:04:11,083 We have to stop. This is insane. 1274 01:04:11,085 --> 01:04:13,887 You're the most important person in my life. 1275 01:04:13,889 --> 01:04:15,420 You know that, right? 1276 01:04:15,422 --> 01:04:19,092 I'm not gonna throw that away for some doofus. 1277 01:04:19,094 --> 01:04:21,327 I mean, geez, right? 1278 01:04:21,329 --> 01:04:25,164 He's cute and everything, but there's not much more there... 1279 01:04:25,166 --> 01:04:26,431 than killer abs and a bent dick. 1280 01:04:26,434 --> 01:04:28,202 Look into young Ryan's eyes... 1281 01:04:28,204 --> 01:04:30,570 and I have serious doubt that there's anyone home. 1282 01:04:30,572 --> 01:04:32,672 There you guys are. I was knocking on your doors. 1283 01:04:32,675 --> 01:04:34,641 - Not now, Craig. - Ryan's gone. 1284 01:04:34,643 --> 01:04:36,577 - What? - Yeah, he stole my car. 1285 01:04:36,579 --> 01:04:38,344 Are you serious? 1286 01:04:38,347 --> 01:04:40,947 - What is the matter with you? - What's the matter with you? 1287 01:04:40,949 --> 01:04:42,449 You told me that I could have him! 1288 01:04:42,451 --> 01:04:44,385 That is what you said to me and then you went and you... 1289 01:04:44,387 --> 01:04:46,152 - slept with him anyway? - No, I... 1290 01:04:46,155 --> 01:04:47,521 How do you know he has a bent dick? 1291 01:04:47,523 --> 01:04:49,155 - What? - You slept with Ryan. 1292 01:04:49,157 --> 01:04:51,556 You are unbelievable, Meg. I am done with you! 1293 01:04:51,559 --> 01:04:52,992 I am so done... 1294 01:04:52,994 --> 01:04:54,460 Wait a second, we are not done... 1295 01:04:54,463 --> 01:04:56,329 and how do you know he has a bent dick? 1296 01:04:56,331 --> 01:04:58,934 Because I spent the night with him, Einstein! 1297 01:05:00,670 --> 01:05:04,570 Whoa, whoa! That was a kill shot! 1298 01:05:04,572 --> 01:05:05,606 What? 1299 01:05:05,608 --> 01:05:07,007 I take Krav Maga at the Y! 1300 01:05:07,009 --> 01:05:08,275 That was a straight up kill shot! 1301 01:05:08,277 --> 01:05:11,143 You took a fucking kill shot at me? 1302 01:05:11,146 --> 01:05:12,947 What the hell is wrong with you? 1303 01:05:12,949 --> 01:05:14,481 I didn't mean to take a kill shot, are you okay? 1304 01:05:14,483 --> 01:05:16,119 No, I'm not okay! 1305 01:05:17,686 --> 01:05:18,719 I hate you! 1306 01:05:18,721 --> 01:05:19,452 Okay, maybe we should... 1307 01:05:19,454 --> 01:05:21,121 I hate you! 1308 01:05:21,123 --> 01:05:23,123 Will you grow up? 1309 01:05:23,125 --> 01:05:27,061 Me grow up? I paid for this trip! 1310 01:05:27,063 --> 01:05:28,561 - Ouch! Stop! - I paid for everything! 1311 01:05:28,563 --> 01:05:30,228 You didn't pay for this breakfast! 1312 01:05:30,231 --> 01:05:33,166 It's a continental! It's free! 1313 01:05:33,168 --> 01:05:36,202 Oh god, just once I wish you would say "I am so sorry." 1314 01:05:36,204 --> 01:05:39,340 "I am dead broke again, would you please pay for my fro-yo?" 1315 01:05:39,342 --> 01:05:41,440 For you, it's just a bunch of heaped-on toppings! 1316 01:05:41,443 --> 01:05:43,110 I knew that that's been bugging your ass forever! 1317 01:05:43,112 --> 01:05:44,643 Why do you even bother with the yogurt? 1318 01:05:44,646 --> 01:05:46,213 Why don't you just go to a fucking candy store? 1319 01:05:46,215 --> 01:05:47,213 Is there anything you're not afraid of? 1320 01:05:47,215 --> 01:05:48,983 You think you are so strong. 1321 01:05:48,985 --> 01:05:50,985 You quit everything that you try or you do something stupid... 1322 01:05:50,987 --> 01:05:52,485 to make sure that you fail. 1323 01:05:52,487 --> 01:05:53,619 You are the coward! 1324 01:05:53,621 --> 01:05:56,125 I'm a coward? That's rich. 1325 01:06:04,199 --> 01:06:05,300 Had enough? 1326 01:06:10,206 --> 01:06:11,507 Oh, shit. 1327 01:06:18,114 --> 01:06:19,416 Freeze, lesbians. 1328 01:06:23,652 --> 01:06:25,585 Okay, I've gotten statements... 1329 01:06:25,588 --> 01:06:27,219 from the witnesses and the motel owner. 1330 01:06:27,222 --> 01:06:29,023 From what I gather, the altercation appears... 1331 01:06:29,025 --> 01:06:31,592 to be over a man that you've both been intimate with? 1332 01:06:31,594 --> 01:06:34,561 - Not at the same time. - I was first. 1333 01:06:34,563 --> 01:06:36,530 Okay, the fella who stole your car. What was his name? 1334 01:06:36,532 --> 01:06:38,532 He didn't steal my car, he left a note. 1335 01:06:38,534 --> 01:06:41,568 I overreacted when I said that. He didn't steal my car. 1336 01:06:41,570 --> 01:06:42,568 Okay. 1337 01:06:42,570 --> 01:06:44,405 What was his name? 1338 01:06:44,407 --> 01:06:46,206 Uh, Ryan... Ryan... 1339 01:06:46,208 --> 01:06:48,541 Ryan, um... 1340 01:06:48,543 --> 01:06:49,708 You had sexual relations with this man... 1341 01:06:49,710 --> 01:06:51,545 and you don't even know his name? 1342 01:06:51,547 --> 01:06:54,414 I didn't have... relations... 1343 01:06:54,416 --> 01:06:57,351 The desk clerk said you came in last night with the damaged car. 1344 01:06:57,353 --> 01:06:59,119 Officer, I have no memory of it. 1345 01:06:59,121 --> 01:07:01,286 I'm still gonna need the other fella's name. 1346 01:07:01,289 --> 01:07:03,422 Oh, he accepted my Google Plus request. 1347 01:07:03,425 --> 01:07:05,190 I'll show you a picture of this guy. 1348 01:07:05,193 --> 01:07:07,460 I'll show you his name, his likes, his dislikes... 1349 01:07:07,463 --> 01:07:09,362 That would have been helpful. 1350 01:07:09,364 --> 01:07:10,567 Oh. 1351 01:07:12,601 --> 01:07:14,471 Well, he's definitely going to a wedding. 1352 01:07:16,472 --> 01:07:17,737 His own. 1353 01:07:17,739 --> 01:07:20,440 - He's getting married? - Oh my god! 1354 01:07:20,443 --> 01:07:22,443 You two are having a bad day. 1355 01:07:22,445 --> 01:07:24,114 - Officer! - Sit down! 1356 01:07:26,382 --> 01:07:28,681 There is a woman out there who's about to give her life over... 1357 01:07:28,684 --> 01:07:31,485 to a liar and a cheat and we have the opportunity... 1358 01:07:31,487 --> 01:07:33,719 to stop him and to save her, so please... 1359 01:07:33,722 --> 01:07:36,356 I appeal to you, not as a police officer... 1360 01:07:36,358 --> 01:07:38,592 but as a woman, please. 1361 01:07:38,594 --> 01:07:40,193 And we'll pay for all the damage. 1362 01:07:40,195 --> 01:07:41,195 Everything. 1363 01:07:44,099 --> 01:07:45,201 Please? 1364 01:07:48,436 --> 01:07:49,702 You called for a cab? 1365 01:07:49,704 --> 01:07:51,603 We're going to the Fort. 1366 01:07:51,606 --> 01:07:52,840 Where? 1367 01:07:52,842 --> 01:07:54,208 Fort Lauderdale. 1368 01:07:54,210 --> 01:07:56,677 Seriously? That's gonna cost you. 1369 01:07:56,679 --> 01:07:58,478 Well, we're just gonna put it on my credit card. 1370 01:07:58,481 --> 01:08:00,514 We can split it three ways. 1371 01:08:00,516 --> 01:08:01,681 No, I'll find my way home. 1372 01:08:01,684 --> 01:08:03,282 Are you sure? 1373 01:08:03,284 --> 01:08:04,550 You don't wanna see how this thing ends? 1374 01:08:04,552 --> 01:08:06,253 No, I really don't. 1375 01:08:06,255 --> 01:08:08,856 Come on! Let's go ruin a wedding! 1376 01:08:15,231 --> 01:08:16,795 Let's go! 1377 01:08:34,550 --> 01:08:35,829 Hey, ladies, we're almost there. 1378 01:08:38,585 --> 01:08:40,554 - Game face. Game face! - Yeah. 1379 01:08:40,556 --> 01:08:42,320 - Game face. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1380 01:08:58,305 --> 01:09:00,173 Excuse me, hi. 1381 01:09:00,176 --> 01:09:01,807 Um, the wedding, we're a little late, but can you tell us... 1382 01:09:01,810 --> 01:09:03,476 where the wedding is, please? 1383 01:09:03,479 --> 01:09:05,677 There's a wedding in Ballroom H, just off the lobby. 1384 01:09:05,680 --> 01:09:07,349 Ballroom H, thank you, thank you. 1385 01:09:09,652 --> 01:09:11,350 - There she is. - Listen! Listen to us! 1386 01:09:11,353 --> 01:09:13,186 Stop! You're making a mistake, don't do it! 1387 01:09:13,189 --> 01:09:14,619 We have to tell you something. You're making a mistake. 1388 01:09:14,622 --> 01:09:16,655 Look, I know you don't know who we are... 1389 01:09:16,658 --> 01:09:18,493 but I slept with your future husband. 1390 01:09:19,627 --> 01:09:21,761 We both did, last night... 1391 01:09:21,764 --> 01:09:23,563 but we did not know that he was getting married. 1392 01:09:23,564 --> 01:09:25,631 He lied to us and he will lie to you. 1393 01:09:25,634 --> 01:09:26,399 What have I been... 1394 01:09:26,402 --> 01:09:27,701 Shut up, Dad! 1395 01:09:27,703 --> 01:09:29,271 You deserve better. 1396 01:09:34,341 --> 01:09:36,976 You're a piece of shit, Carlos! 1397 01:09:38,712 --> 01:09:40,246 Carlos? 1398 01:09:40,247 --> 01:09:42,448 - I feel bad about that. - That was bad. 1399 01:09:42,451 --> 01:09:43,849 That was on us. 1400 01:09:43,850 --> 01:09:45,551 Hi. 1401 01:09:45,554 --> 01:09:47,253 Would there possibly be another wedding... 1402 01:09:47,256 --> 01:09:48,854 at this hotel right now? 1403 01:09:53,328 --> 01:09:56,729 Shit! We missed it! 1404 01:09:56,730 --> 01:09:58,998 Son of a bitch went Asian. 1405 01:09:59,001 --> 01:10:03,002 I'm not being racist, I was just surprised. 1406 01:10:03,005 --> 01:10:04,640 There he is! 1407 01:10:14,984 --> 01:10:16,319 Let's go! 1408 01:10:17,386 --> 01:10:18,621 Hey, Karen. 1409 01:10:21,622 --> 01:10:22,957 Sorry! 1410 01:10:34,903 --> 01:10:37,036 Hey, how're you doing? You look beautiful. 1411 01:10:37,037 --> 01:10:38,503 What're you doing here? 1412 01:10:38,506 --> 01:10:39,771 You lying, fucking, piece of bent dick shit! 1413 01:10:39,774 --> 01:10:41,577 Shh-shh-shh! 1414 01:10:43,011 --> 01:10:44,909 Okay, okay! 1415 01:10:44,912 --> 01:10:47,579 You're pissed off, but please, please do not screw up my... 1416 01:10:47,582 --> 01:10:49,815 Hey, you guys. Thank you so much for coming. 1417 01:10:49,818 --> 01:10:52,418 It's great seeing you. 1418 01:10:52,421 --> 01:10:54,820 You lied to us, asshole! You took advantage of us! 1419 01:10:54,823 --> 01:10:57,890 I liked you. I flew in a hot air balloon for you! 1420 01:10:57,893 --> 01:11:00,760 - I concussed myself for you! - Hold the fuck on! 1421 01:11:00,761 --> 01:11:02,061 You two were throwing yourselves at me... 1422 01:11:02,064 --> 01:11:03,863 from the minute I got on that plane. 1423 01:11:03,864 --> 01:11:05,931 That was a game, right? I mean, you two were trying to prove... 1424 01:11:05,934 --> 01:11:07,600 I don't know what you were trying to prove. 1425 01:11:07,603 --> 01:11:10,735 But it sure as shit had nothing to do with me. 1426 01:11:10,738 --> 01:11:13,072 So, we kinda cancel each other out. 1427 01:11:13,073 --> 01:11:15,408 Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. 1428 01:11:15,411 --> 01:11:18,444 Oh, that was the most beautiful ceremony. 1429 01:11:18,447 --> 01:11:20,046 Thank you so much, Meemaw. 1430 01:11:20,047 --> 01:11:22,081 These are my friends, Meg and Kate. 1431 01:11:22,082 --> 01:11:24,583 Oh. I'm sorry to break in like that. 1432 01:11:24,586 --> 01:11:27,920 Vernon! Would you excuse us for just one minute? 1433 01:11:27,921 --> 01:11:31,923 Vern, tell Ryan what you said. 1434 01:11:31,926 --> 01:11:34,927 Shit. Is he right? 1435 01:11:34,930 --> 01:11:36,332 Yeah. 1436 01:11:38,667 --> 01:11:40,067 - Wait! - Yeah! 1437 01:11:40,069 --> 01:11:41,367 Right? 1438 01:11:41,368 --> 01:11:42,534 It was beautiful, wasn't it? 1439 01:11:42,537 --> 01:11:44,070 Sorry, excuse us for just one minute. 1440 01:11:44,073 --> 01:11:45,306 Sorry. 1441 01:11:47,542 --> 01:11:49,576 You got married ten minutes ago... 1442 01:11:49,578 --> 01:11:50,810 and you slept with two different women last night? 1443 01:11:50,813 --> 01:11:51,944 What is wrong with you? 1444 01:11:51,947 --> 01:11:53,679 I know. I'm an asshole, I know. 1445 01:11:53,680 --> 01:11:56,015 Asshole? It's like biblically more than that. 1446 01:11:56,018 --> 01:11:57,850 I want to punch you in the mouth. 1447 01:11:57,853 --> 01:11:59,952 Will you just listen to me for one second? 1448 01:11:59,953 --> 01:12:02,088 I have been with Genevieve since freshman year of college... 1449 01:12:02,091 --> 01:12:03,556 and hopefully I'm gonna spend... 1450 01:12:03,559 --> 01:12:05,458 the rest of my life with that woman. 1451 01:12:05,461 --> 01:12:07,059 But freshman year. 1452 01:12:07,060 --> 01:12:09,362 And two girls like you? You're like every guy's dream. 1453 01:12:09,363 --> 01:12:10,930 I know you're not gonna believe this... 1454 01:12:10,931 --> 01:12:13,632 but nothing like this has ever happened to me before. 1455 01:12:13,635 --> 01:12:14,900 - Okay, okay, okay. - Yeah, okay. 1456 01:12:14,903 --> 01:12:16,502 You... you lied to us. 1457 01:12:16,505 --> 01:12:18,037 Why didn't you tell us that you were the one... 1458 01:12:18,038 --> 01:12:19,704 who was getting married? 1459 01:12:19,707 --> 01:12:23,442 I didn't lie to you. You never asked. 1460 01:12:23,444 --> 01:12:26,045 Please don't destroy my wedding. 1461 01:12:26,046 --> 01:12:28,881 Ryan. What're you doing? 1462 01:12:28,884 --> 01:12:30,483 Hey! 1463 01:12:30,484 --> 01:12:32,818 - Aren't you wearing a watch? - Yeah, I... 1464 01:12:32,819 --> 01:12:36,856 Hon, I said 5:50. Not 6:00, not 6:05. 1465 01:12:36,859 --> 01:12:38,490 - I'm sorry. - What is this? 1466 01:12:38,493 --> 01:12:40,395 Oh, I-I was just doing a... 1467 01:12:42,729 --> 01:12:44,530 Seriously, Ryan? 1468 01:12:44,533 --> 01:12:48,634 Hi. I'm Genevieve. And you are...? 1469 01:12:48,636 --> 01:12:51,137 Gen, this is uh, Meg and Kate. They were on the plane with me. 1470 01:12:51,140 --> 01:12:52,872 I told you. We uh, drove down together. 1471 01:12:52,875 --> 01:12:54,840 Oh, wow. You guys have been through such an ordeal. 1472 01:12:54,841 --> 01:12:56,742 Yeah, you have no idea. 1473 01:12:56,743 --> 01:12:58,711 Well, thank you for returning him to me safely. 1474 01:12:58,712 --> 01:13:01,680 I was spazzing. 1475 01:13:01,681 --> 01:13:04,850 - I'm sorry. Sorry. - It stretches out the material. 1476 01:13:04,853 --> 01:13:07,453 Oh, that... that'll come right out. 1477 01:13:07,456 --> 01:13:08,820 I think it's the ham coquette. 1478 01:13:08,823 --> 01:13:10,122 Did you talk to your parents? 1479 01:13:10,125 --> 01:13:13,692 - I'm on my way. - No, I'll do it. 1480 01:13:13,694 --> 01:13:17,596 Do you think you can make it to the garden by yourself? 1481 01:13:17,599 --> 01:13:19,765 Yeah. 1482 01:13:19,768 --> 01:13:23,068 Sorry, we were supposed to start photos seven minutes ago. 1483 01:13:23,069 --> 01:13:25,604 Um, are you two... 1484 01:13:25,605 --> 01:13:26,639 What? 1485 01:13:26,640 --> 01:13:28,173 Staying? 1486 01:13:28,176 --> 01:13:32,711 No, no, I think we just-we-we just came to um... 1487 01:13:32,712 --> 01:13:34,680 - To see your dress. - Oh, the dress! 1488 01:13:34,681 --> 01:13:36,148 - I love it. - Oh, yeah, no. 1489 01:13:36,149 --> 01:13:37,983 - It's Christopher Perry. - It's so gorgeous. 1490 01:13:37,984 --> 01:13:40,119 It was his idea, he came here to design it. 1491 01:13:40,122 --> 01:13:41,554 I hope I can do it justice. 1492 01:13:41,555 --> 01:13:43,122 Are you kidding me? 1493 01:13:43,125 --> 01:13:46,057 I think that justice is very well served, right, Meg? 1494 01:13:46,060 --> 01:13:47,226 Absolutely. 1495 01:13:47,229 --> 01:13:50,466 Well, it was lovely to meet you. 1496 01:13:51,899 --> 01:13:53,132 Ryan? 1497 01:13:53,135 --> 01:13:54,470 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1498 01:13:56,537 --> 01:13:57,738 Wow. 1499 01:13:58,939 --> 01:14:00,239 Oh my god. 1500 01:14:00,242 --> 01:14:03,179 - That was... - Karma's a bitch. 1501 01:14:04,078 --> 01:14:05,747 Ryan! 1502 01:14:07,082 --> 01:14:08,984 I think our work here is done. 1503 01:14:11,685 --> 01:14:13,953 Well, it looks like a nice one. 1504 01:14:13,956 --> 01:14:15,925 Yeah, not bad. 1505 01:14:18,658 --> 01:14:20,926 We have almost four hours 'til our flight. 1506 01:14:20,929 --> 01:14:23,032 You wanna go mess up another wedding? 1507 01:14:24,099 --> 01:14:25,600 Go to the beach? 1508 01:14:26,935 --> 01:14:28,104 What do you wanna do? 1509 01:14:36,778 --> 01:14:40,212 Pardon me, I'm in the market for a precious stone. 1510 01:14:40,215 --> 01:14:44,216 Something lesser known, perhaps a nice zinc? 1511 01:14:44,219 --> 01:14:47,186 Zinc's not a stone, it's an element. 1512 01:14:47,189 --> 01:14:49,722 I know it's not a stone. I was being poetic. 1513 01:14:49,725 --> 01:14:51,090 Jesus. 1514 01:14:51,091 --> 01:14:55,027 Well what, are you, stalking me to bust my balls? 1515 01:14:55,029 --> 01:14:58,130 No, I... fuck. 1516 01:14:58,131 --> 01:14:59,568 Can we start again? 1517 01:15:01,234 --> 01:15:04,235 Hello, Craig, I'm an asshole. 1518 01:15:04,238 --> 01:15:06,805 You were trying to be nice to me and I was rude... 1519 01:15:06,806 --> 01:15:10,543 and condescending and I didn't even give you a chance. 1520 01:15:10,546 --> 01:15:12,645 And I didn't want to walk away from this... 1521 01:15:12,648 --> 01:15:15,213 whole fucked-up trip without telling you that. 1522 01:15:15,216 --> 01:15:18,317 Okay. Thanks. 1523 01:15:18,319 --> 01:15:19,554 Okay, bye. 1524 01:15:21,855 --> 01:15:24,123 Wait, that's it? 1525 01:15:24,126 --> 01:15:27,893 That's all I had planned. I'm trying to be responsible. 1526 01:15:27,895 --> 01:15:30,029 This is new for me. 1527 01:15:30,032 --> 01:15:33,903 Okay, well... take care, Meg. 1528 01:15:38,038 --> 01:15:39,038 What the hell. 1529 01:15:40,073 --> 01:15:41,707 How about this? 1530 01:15:50,319 --> 01:15:52,521 Yeah, that works, too. 1531 01:15:53,220 --> 01:15:54,622 Bye, Craig. 1532 01:16:01,697 --> 01:16:04,329 Who was that? 1533 01:16:04,332 --> 01:16:06,902 Well, now I'm not so sure. 1534 01:16:12,006 --> 01:16:13,606 - Hi. - Hey. 1535 01:16:13,609 --> 01:16:15,774 I was starting to get worried about you. 1536 01:16:15,777 --> 01:16:16,742 Did you find him? 1537 01:16:16,743 --> 01:16:17,777 Yeah. 1538 01:16:17,779 --> 01:16:19,378 How'd it go? 1539 01:16:19,381 --> 01:16:21,380 I did most of the talking. 1540 01:16:21,381 --> 01:16:22,881 Well, good. 1541 01:16:22,884 --> 01:16:24,819 At least you got it all out there. 1542 01:16:26,654 --> 01:16:27,657 Almost. 1543 01:16:31,960 --> 01:16:34,029 I don't think we can live together anymore. 1544 01:16:35,631 --> 01:16:38,631 It's me. I'm a mess. 1545 01:16:38,634 --> 01:16:41,800 I need to get my shit together. 1546 01:16:41,801 --> 01:16:46,672 And I can't, if I keep letting you bail me out of everything. 1547 01:16:46,675 --> 01:16:49,009 You're too good to me. 1548 01:16:49,011 --> 01:16:50,777 I don't know why... 1549 01:16:50,779 --> 01:16:54,113 'cause I can be a real asshole to you sometimes. 1550 01:16:54,114 --> 01:16:58,283 We are now boarding flight 770 to Seattle. 1551 01:16:58,286 --> 01:17:00,957 Please have your boarding passes ready. 1552 01:17:08,363 --> 01:17:09,862 This doesn't mean that we won't see each other... 1553 01:17:09,863 --> 01:17:11,329 No, of course not. 1554 01:17:11,332 --> 01:17:12,731 You're the most important person in my life. 1555 01:17:12,734 --> 01:17:14,166 You are, too, ever since fifth grade. 1556 01:17:14,167 --> 01:17:15,434 - We'll see each other as much... - Probably more. 1557 01:17:15,435 --> 01:17:17,869 - As we ever had. - Yeah. 1558 01:17:17,872 --> 01:17:21,076 Okay. Yeah. 1559 01:17:30,819 --> 01:17:35,054 Wait. You're an amazing person, and you always have been. 1560 01:17:35,055 --> 01:17:38,390 I've always wanted to be more like you. 1561 01:17:38,393 --> 01:17:41,261 If anything, I rely on you too much. 1562 01:17:52,073 --> 01:17:54,109 I always cry at transitions. 1563 01:18:12,426 --> 01:18:14,126 Miss Jeffries! 1564 01:18:14,127 --> 01:18:17,329 Oh, hi, Demerius. You're here early. 1565 01:18:17,332 --> 01:18:20,231 Computer club. I um, did the report. 1566 01:18:20,234 --> 01:18:22,434 You said two pages? 1567 01:18:22,435 --> 01:18:25,304 So, is it okay that I did it like that? 1568 01:18:25,305 --> 01:18:26,405 You drew this? 1569 01:18:26,408 --> 01:18:28,841 Yeah, I finished the book. 1570 01:18:28,844 --> 01:18:31,409 What they did to Piggy? That was whack. 1571 01:18:31,412 --> 01:18:33,912 Yeah, that was absolutely whack. 1572 01:18:33,913 --> 01:18:36,215 So, is it okay? 1573 01:18:36,216 --> 01:18:39,085 Yeah, it's okay. 1574 01:18:39,087 --> 01:18:40,722 Miss Jeffries, hold up a second! 1575 01:18:42,256 --> 01:18:43,789 All right, I'll see you in class. 1576 01:18:43,792 --> 01:18:45,057 See you in class. 1577 01:18:45,060 --> 01:18:46,525 Gosh, you look great. 1578 01:18:46,528 --> 01:18:48,994 Will you stop it? I'm not gonna quit my job. 1579 01:18:48,997 --> 01:18:50,229 Who asked you to quit your job? 1580 01:18:50,230 --> 01:18:51,430 - You did. - No, I didn't. 1581 01:18:51,431 --> 01:18:53,030 - Yes, you did. - No. 1582 01:18:53,033 --> 01:18:55,000 I'll check my notes, but I'm... 1583 01:18:55,002 --> 01:18:56,769 I'm pretty sure you misunderstood me. 1584 01:18:56,770 --> 01:19:00,038 No, on the contrary, I'm here to offer you... 1585 01:19:00,041 --> 01:19:03,275 the assistant volleyball coach position. 1586 01:19:03,278 --> 01:19:06,278 Mrs. Garcia's out on maternity leave. 1587 01:19:06,279 --> 01:19:07,846 Did you know she was pregnant? 1588 01:19:07,849 --> 01:19:10,849 - No. - Neither did I. 1589 01:19:10,850 --> 01:19:14,023 Uh, well, just think about it. Get back to me, okay? 1590 01:19:17,425 --> 01:19:18,923 Principle Moss! 1591 01:19:18,926 --> 01:19:20,225 I can't, I got a board... 1592 01:19:20,228 --> 01:19:22,961 No, no, come here, I want you to see this. 1593 01:19:22,962 --> 01:19:25,063 Demerius, that kid with the comic, he did this. 1594 01:19:25,064 --> 01:19:27,332 This is amazing. Look at that. 1595 01:19:27,335 --> 01:19:29,067 Hmm. 1596 01:19:29,069 --> 01:19:31,537 You know what? I was thinking about it over break... 1597 01:19:31,538 --> 01:19:33,372 and I wanna shift the paradigm of the left-brained... 1598 01:19:33,375 --> 01:19:35,039 didactic teaching structure... 1599 01:19:35,042 --> 01:19:38,944 to a more right-brained, outside-the-box learning style. 1600 01:19:38,947 --> 01:19:40,311 - Do you follow? - I... 1601 01:19:40,314 --> 01:19:42,314 I'm so sorry. 1602 01:19:42,317 --> 01:19:44,550 It's such a bore when people talk like assholes, isn't it? 1603 01:19:44,551 --> 01:19:47,319 What I'm trying to say is I want your support... 1604 01:19:47,322 --> 01:19:48,820 to do more stuff like this. 1605 01:19:48,823 --> 01:19:50,422 Oh, and you know what? 1606 01:19:50,425 --> 01:19:53,158 I looked into cutting hair and you are absolutely right. 1607 01:19:53,161 --> 01:19:55,561 Hairdressers make a goddamn fortune. 1608 01:19:55,564 --> 01:19:57,829 It almost sounds like you're threatening me. 1609 01:19:57,832 --> 01:20:02,467 Stanley... Stan... relax. We are on the same team, here. 1610 01:20:02,470 --> 01:20:04,336 I am just trying to keep... 1611 01:20:04,337 --> 01:20:06,572 your instructional scaffolding in place. 1612 01:20:06,573 --> 01:20:09,010 Especially right before testing. 1613 01:20:10,145 --> 01:20:12,311 Oh, and you know what? 1614 01:20:12,314 --> 01:20:14,112 Yes to volleyball. 1615 01:20:14,113 --> 01:20:16,048 Sounds like an adventure. 1616 01:20:16,051 --> 01:20:18,617 Go Falcons! 1617 01:20:21,122 --> 01:20:23,521 Edgeworth, he brought math to economics. 1618 01:20:23,524 --> 01:20:25,958 He wrote the essay on application of math... 1619 01:20:25,961 --> 01:20:28,360 to moral science, 1881. 1620 01:20:28,363 --> 01:20:31,430 Leon Morris... Theory of General Competitive- 1621 01:20:31,431 --> 01:20:33,335 Hold on. 1622 01:20:35,203 --> 01:20:39,938 Hello? Yes. I know, I know. I'll be there. 1623 01:20:39,939 --> 01:20:42,074 - Who is it? - Sorry, it was Kate. 1624 01:20:42,077 --> 01:20:45,043 Well, you know, I gotta get to bed anyway. I'll see you later? 1625 01:20:45,046 --> 01:20:46,511 Sixteen days. 1626 01:20:46,514 --> 01:20:48,317 Sixteen days. 1627 01:20:50,085 --> 01:20:52,150 Give me something to dream about. 1628 01:20:52,153 --> 01:20:54,119 Oh, you scamp. 1629 01:20:54,122 --> 01:20:56,555 Come on. 1630 01:20:56,556 --> 01:21:00,460 Oh my goodness! Oh boy. You are the mo... 1631 01:21:22,117 --> 01:21:24,250 Hey. 1632 01:21:28,354 --> 01:21:31,222 I'm here. Has it started? 1633 01:21:31,225 --> 01:21:33,560 I don't think that Kalynn's going any farther. 1634 01:21:35,130 --> 01:21:37,061 She's cracking. 1635 01:21:37,064 --> 01:21:41,266 This is too hard. I don't know if I can... 1636 01:21:41,269 --> 01:21:42,904 Who acts like that? 1637 01:21:50,175 --> 01:21:55,175 Subtitles by explosiveskull 117713