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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:20,476 Okay, can you give me a level? Just talk into the mic, 2 00:00:20,546 --> 00:00:21,786 Say something about life. 3 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:24,296 I grew up in London and one of my best friends 4 00:00:24,365 --> 00:00:25,719 thinks marriage is an illness. 5 00:00:25,782 --> 00:00:26,993 Well, he sounds like a smart chap, doesn't he? 6 00:00:27,056 --> 00:00:28,442 Right, uh, we're set. 7 00:00:28,511 --> 00:00:30,300 This is all very professional. 8 00:00:30,547 --> 00:00:31,602 Did Jeremy see all this? 9 00:00:32,184 --> 00:00:33,424 Hold on, is this how it's gonna work? 10 00:00:33,493 --> 00:00:35,386 You ask me a question and then interrupt me? 11 00:00:35,457 --> 00:00:36,812 Sorry, do you want me to do my job or not? 12 00:00:36,875 --> 00:00:39,316 Well, I was hoping it might be a little bit more fun. 13 00:00:39,712 --> 00:00:41,895 - The big day! - I know! 14 00:00:42,004 --> 00:00:43,358 Why are you doing it? 15 00:00:43,712 --> 00:00:45,719 That's a weird opener, but, okay, um... 16 00:00:45,895 --> 00:00:48,078 This is the way I do it, Jeremy. Look, you are welcome, of course, 17 00:00:48,150 --> 00:00:50,735 to find whole host of amateurs that will, uh, charge you through the roof, 18 00:00:50,804 --> 00:00:52,522 if you want it done the normal way. 19 00:00:52,950 --> 00:00:54,916 - This is beneath you, isn't it? 20 00:00:55,096 --> 00:00:58,996 Asking me, as a local community TV, award-winning, documentarian 21 00:00:59,060 --> 00:01:01,687 on the life of garden insects, to film your wedding video means, 22 00:01:01,751 --> 00:01:04,193 I presume, is out of respect, and not because I work in television, 23 00:01:04,261 --> 00:01:07,540 therefore I can hold the camera whilst everybody else enjoys the day. 24 00:01:07,679 --> 00:01:08,962 Which means? 25 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:11,681 - Yes, Jeremy, it is beneath me. 26 00:01:11,899 --> 00:01:15,178 Marriage is more than just a commitment, it's... 27 00:01:16,953 --> 00:01:19,291 a declaration of love to the whole world. 28 00:01:19,354 --> 00:01:21,464 So you're not worried about a loss of identity? 29 00:01:21,536 --> 00:01:23,429 Mrs... What will it be? 30 00:01:24,082 --> 00:01:25,034 Giddings. 31 00:01:25,209 --> 00:01:26,999 I'm not here to justify myself, am I? 32 00:01:27,064 --> 00:01:28,668 You are Jeremy. it's called a documentary. 33 00:01:28,737 --> 00:01:30,382 It's a wedding video! 34 00:01:30,592 --> 00:01:31,719 I knew I should have just booked someone online. 35 00:01:31,792 --> 00:01:33,758 -Ah, so you don't respect my work? -Oh... 36 00:01:33,829 --> 00:01:35,721 This is going to be an expensive lesson, isn't it? 37 00:01:35,793 --> 00:01:37,220 It'll be our wedding gift. 38 00:01:37,283 --> 00:01:38,815 Was Helen this mean to Alex? 39 00:01:38,884 --> 00:01:42,091 -Her normal professional self. -Oh, God. 40 00:01:42,775 --> 00:01:45,693 Doesn't it feel like society, the media, politicians, 41 00:01:45,758 --> 00:01:49,068 they're all pushing you towards this for their own agenda? 42 00:01:50,558 --> 00:01:51,582 Um... 43 00:01:52,486 --> 00:01:53,468 No. 44 00:01:55,068 --> 00:01:56,640 Can we take a break? 45 00:01:56,850 --> 00:01:58,061 No, Jack, that's too far, no. 46 00:01:58,123 --> 00:01:59,550 Come on, wait! Where are you... Where are you going? 47 00:01:59,942 --> 00:02:01,907 Wound-up and unsettled 48 00:02:01,978 --> 00:02:04,967 at exactly eight minutes. 49 00:02:05,687 --> 00:02:07,477 Nineteen minutes! Damn! 50 00:02:10,561 --> 00:02:13,292 I know if you've won, I will never hear the end of this, will I? 51 00:02:43,075 --> 00:02:44,606 Here we find the creatures 52 00:02:44,893 --> 00:02:49,704 known as the Ralphus, sleeping with his adopted brother, the Albert. 53 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:52,463 Collectively known as the dimwits. 54 00:03:06,678 --> 00:03:09,161 - What the fuck! 55 00:03:09,988 --> 00:03:12,284 -Jacky. Oh, Jacky boy. -All right, Albert, all right. Just a joke, yeah? 56 00:03:12,352 --> 00:03:13,924 -All right, listen... All right, fine. -I'm gonna kill you. 57 00:03:13,988 --> 00:03:16,243 I'm gonna take you down to Chinatown. 58 00:03:16,316 --> 00:03:18,395 --Come on. Do you feel that? 59 00:03:18,462 --> 00:03:20,716 -Do you feel that, Jacky? -Ahhh! 60 00:03:21,043 --> 00:03:22,936 Do you submit, Jacky? 61 00:03:23,044 --> 00:03:25,196 -Jacky! Do you submit? -All right. All right. 62 00:03:25,262 --> 00:03:27,197 Okay. Look, I submit. I submit. 63 00:03:27,262 --> 00:03:28,938 Just get off, get off! 64 00:03:29,008 --> 00:03:30,105 Stupid. 65 00:03:30,318 --> 00:03:31,527 Two out of three! 66 00:03:31,590 --> 00:03:33,628 Ahhh! Off the ropes! 67 00:03:42,901 --> 00:03:45,456 You think you can win without the elixir of life 68 00:03:45,519 --> 00:03:47,123 and challenge me in my own domain? 69 00:03:48,066 --> 00:03:50,869 - I will be champion! 70 00:03:52,430 --> 00:03:53,640 Come on! 71 00:03:53,776 --> 00:03:58,069 The man in the chequered pants is taking you down! 72 00:04:05,522 --> 00:04:09,205 Oi! Oi! Oi! What the hell are you guys doing? 73 00:04:09,377 --> 00:04:12,512 Sports entertainment, wrestling for the title. 74 00:04:12,578 --> 00:04:14,730 WWE, WWE, 75 00:04:14,797 --> 00:04:16,080 WWE... Oh! 76 00:04:17,160 --> 00:04:18,144 UFC. 77 00:04:18,761 --> 00:04:20,219 Who wants coffee? 78 00:04:20,288 --> 00:04:21,198 All right. 79 00:04:21,270 --> 00:04:23,132 Yeah, I'll have some of that fresh-ground stuff. 80 00:04:23,197 --> 00:04:24,439 Got any soya milk? 81 00:04:40,109 --> 00:04:42,664 Good morning! 82 00:04:43,965 --> 00:04:45,351 What are you doing in my room? 83 00:04:45,419 --> 00:04:47,312 We, uh, made you breakfast. 84 00:04:47,820 --> 00:04:48,771 You're getting married. 85 00:04:50,838 --> 00:04:52,442 I'm getting married. 86 00:04:54,511 --> 00:04:56,332 My perfect day is here. 87 00:04:57,712 --> 00:04:58,953 --You're getting married! 88 00:05:01,676 --> 00:05:03,496 You're getting married! 89 00:05:04,694 --> 00:05:06,660 Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Ahhh! 90 00:05:06,913 --> 00:05:09,282 -What is it? -I think you broke my toe. 91 00:05:10,259 --> 00:05:11,169 What... 92 00:05:11,459 --> 00:05:14,739 Okay, let's start your perfect day... 93 00:05:15,715 --> 00:05:16,624 HOW. 94 00:05:21,606 --> 00:05:22,733 Mum! Dad! I'm up! 95 00:05:24,406 --> 00:05:26,341 it's a great day. My baby getting married. 96 00:05:26,407 --> 00:05:28,342 There's so much to do. Eloy, get up! 97 00:05:28,407 --> 00:05:29,317 Get up! 98 00:05:29,388 --> 00:05:31,395 Woman, this is my house. 99 00:05:31,461 --> 00:05:33,137 I get up when I'm ready to get up! 100 00:05:35,171 --> 00:05:37,799 Okay, okay, I get up. 101 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:55,143 Neil! 102 00:05:55,501 --> 00:05:56,743 I don't know who you are, 103 00:05:57,211 --> 00:06:00,666 but you are about two seconds away from getting a serious pounding! 104 00:06:04,376 --> 00:06:05,431 - Out! 105 00:06:10,413 --> 00:06:11,727 -That's it, we're even, yeah, Pete. -No, no, no. 106 00:06:11,795 --> 00:06:13,544 No, you still owe me money, so until I'm paid back... 107 00:06:13,614 --> 00:06:14,637 All right, dear? 108 00:06:16,668 --> 00:06:18,675 If it's any consolation, you do look very nice. 109 00:06:18,741 --> 00:06:20,707 -Oh, give my love to Suzanne. -Oh, fuck off! 110 00:06:20,778 --> 00:06:22,495 -All right. -Oh, you fucking... 111 00:06:25,324 --> 00:06:26,493 Yeah, go on, laugh. 112 00:06:27,543 --> 00:06:28,525 Ha! 113 00:06:32,343 --> 00:06:34,681 --Peter, what the fuck was that? 114 00:06:34,743 --> 00:06:35,985 Don't worry, man, I'm not gonna say a word. 115 00:06:36,053 --> 00:06:37,512 I didn't. 116 00:06:38,635 --> 00:06:39,587 I swear I didn't. 117 00:06:39,654 --> 00:06:41,328 Mate, she's never, ever, going to hear it from me, okay? 118 00:06:41,398 --> 00:06:43,364 So you just have a drink, relax. 119 00:06:44,054 --> 00:06:45,585 I'm just going to go downstairs and give you a minute. 120 00:06:55,474 --> 00:06:57,004 - {SHUSHES) 121 00:07:02,420 --> 00:07:05,120 Soy sauce! Yeah, very mature, guys! 122 00:07:05,256 --> 00:07:06,167 Jesus! 123 00:07:20,132 --> 00:07:21,300 Good... Oh! 124 00:07:23,186 --> 00:07:24,718 -Morning. -Yeah. 125 00:07:29,733 --> 00:07:32,391 Do it, baby, yeah! 126 00:07:33,516 --> 00:07:35,304 -Hey, bitches! -Hey, Sarah. 127 00:07:35,406 --> 00:07:36,317 Hi. 128 00:07:36,388 --> 00:07:38,974 -Today's the big day! Are you excited? -Yep. 129 00:07:41,043 --> 00:07:45,709 By the end of today, I am gonna be Mrs Alexandra Christina Fernandez-Giddings. 130 00:07:46,572 --> 00:07:48,434 I know it'll make us cousins, 131 00:07:48,499 --> 00:07:52,037 but if I weren't in it by blood, I don't know if I'd marry into this family, so good luck. 132 00:07:52,100 --> 00:07:53,455 -Thanks. -Just kidding. 133 00:07:54,464 --> 00:07:56,977 Or maybe I'll be Mrs Giddings-Fernandez. 134 00:07:57,483 --> 00:07:59,013 Yeah, do it. Rock on. 135 00:07:59,337 --> 00:08:01,230 It's a bit New Age, isn't it? 136 00:08:01,701 --> 00:08:02,611 Where's Anisha? 137 00:08:08,538 --> 00:08:10,876 -I thought she was with you? -No. I thought she came here. 138 00:08:11,630 --> 00:08:13,160 -Great. -Well, when did you last hear from her? 139 00:08:13,230 --> 00:08:15,785 -At the hen night. -Do you think she's okay? 140 00:08:15,958 --> 00:08:18,730 Yeah, she'll be here. She's been looking forward to this as much as you, trust me. 141 00:08:18,794 --> 00:08:21,743 - I'm just going to check my phone. - Yeah, me too. 142 00:08:22,322 --> 00:08:25,529 Great. It's the morning of my wedding and one of my bridesmaids is missing. 143 00:08:26,068 --> 00:08:28,075 --Oh, God. 144 00:08:30,105 --> 00:08:33,860 Okay, she might miss it, but I guess this explains where she is. 145 00:08:36,942 --> 00:08:38,762 I mean, really, Anisha? 146 00:08:39,416 --> 00:08:42,333 Okay. Just relax, I'm gonna go tell everyone. 147 00:08:54,218 --> 00:08:55,273 Whee. 148 00:08:58,727 --> 00:09:00,372 That looks really tasty. 149 00:09:04,510 --> 00:09:07,354 I bet Alex had a cooked breakfast this morning. 150 00:09:08,510 --> 00:09:10,331 The girls probably cooked for her, though. 151 00:09:15,566 --> 00:09:16,590 What? 152 00:09:17,457 --> 00:09:20,116 Did you, you know, with the guy in your bed? 153 00:09:21,166 --> 00:09:25,242 Alex, I did nothing. He's just a stupid man with a stupid name, 154 00:09:25,312 --> 00:09:27,247 Ralphus, making stupid comments. 155 00:09:27,313 --> 00:09:29,827 Now, now, hold on. You know how sensitive I am about my name. 156 00:09:29,895 --> 00:09:31,685 My mum's mind was going through some things at the time... 157 00:09:31,750 --> 00:09:32,960 What? Her arse? 158 00:09:33,023 --> 00:09:34,885 Killer shot! 159 00:09:35,314 --> 00:09:37,062 Well, okay, so you think I'm stupid? 160 00:09:37,388 --> 00:09:39,353 At least I didn't turn down candy-lips last night. 161 00:09:39,424 --> 00:09:41,762 Marriage is not just a "once the ring is on the finger" thing. 162 00:09:41,824 --> 00:09:44,379 Okay, well, what about that bloke in your bed this morning? 163 00:09:44,915 --> 00:09:47,719 All right, I'm a little bit confused about that. 164 00:09:47,789 --> 00:09:51,720 Anyway, last night wasn't even that type of night. I thought it was pretty tame. 165 00:10:10,737 --> 00:10:12,382 You're right, it wasn't. 166 00:10:13,283 --> 00:10:15,797 -Shouldn't you two be getting ready? -Yeah. 167 00:10:22,484 --> 00:10:24,419 Delicious. Mmm. 168 00:10:26,412 --> 00:10:28,088 I have good news and bad news. 169 00:10:28,340 --> 00:10:30,925 -Why is there never just good news? -What is it? 170 00:10:31,322 --> 00:10:33,950 Well, I guess it kind of started at Alex's hen night. 171 00:10:41,905 --> 00:10:44,088 That party was so awesome. 172 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:46,126 It had absolutely everything. 173 00:10:46,597 --> 00:10:48,562 We really outdid ourselves. 174 00:10:48,633 --> 00:10:51,261 But you know Anisha, she's just never satisfied. 175 00:10:54,452 --> 00:10:55,839 Then what happen? 176 00:10:56,307 --> 00:10:58,200 I mean, I'm shock. 177 00:10:58,598 --> 00:10:59,912 - This is hen night? 178 00:10:59,981 --> 00:11:01,585 I'm sorry, what exactly are you trying to tell us? 179 00:11:02,453 --> 00:11:05,225 Anisha and that stripper have run off together. 180 00:11:08,636 --> 00:11:10,819 She would send video to you? 181 00:11:11,254 --> 00:11:13,189 - Yeah, Anisha would. - Oh. 182 00:11:13,255 --> 00:11:16,606 Yeah, I'm sure it's her. God, Anisha, come on. 183 00:11:18,274 --> 00:11:19,298 So what's the good news? 184 00:11:19,365 --> 00:11:21,185 Oh, yeah. Prada sale, 50% off. 185 00:11:21,293 --> 00:11:22,533 Ooh, really? 186 00:11:24,057 --> 00:11:27,149 A bond between two people that love each other, 187 00:11:27,512 --> 00:11:30,501 and the day they become more than just a couple. 188 00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:33,481 A couple of what? 189 00:11:33,913 --> 00:11:34,936 Why won't you marry Helen? 190 00:11:35,003 --> 00:11:37,301 I'm asking the questions. So, do you think marriage is just vanity? 191 00:11:37,368 --> 00:11:38,278 Obviously you do. 192 00:11:38,931 --> 00:11:41,415 You see it in your mind 1,000 times over. 193 00:11:41,478 --> 00:11:43,225 Perfecting every little detail. 194 00:11:43,405 --> 00:11:48,029 The flowing white dress, and horse-drawn carriage, huge cathedral... 195 00:11:48,351 --> 00:11:50,388 So how close will this be to the dream? 196 00:11:51,187 --> 00:11:52,615 Well, I know I'm getting the white dress. 197 00:11:52,788 --> 00:11:56,067 I love her and I'm proud to say that to the whole world, 198 00:11:56,352 --> 00:11:59,124 and if that's vain, well, book me in for a pedicure. 199 00:11:59,698 --> 00:12:03,453 As for the other stuff, the church, dress, cake... 200 00:12:04,753 --> 00:12:06,398 I just want it to be right for her. 201 00:12:06,608 --> 00:12:08,543 The day itself is a bigger deal for the guy. 202 00:12:08,608 --> 00:12:10,067 Are you serious? 203 00:12:10,972 --> 00:12:12,286 That's ridiculous. 204 00:12:12,354 --> 00:12:14,940 Come on. A big open display of emotion? 205 00:12:15,154 --> 00:12:16,137 How often do men do that? 206 00:12:16,573 --> 00:12:18,579 Guys might think about being married, 207 00:12:18,646 --> 00:12:20,725 but girls dream of a wedding. 208 00:12:21,191 --> 00:12:24,110 Emotion? Aren't most men driven by their dicks? 209 00:12:24,828 --> 00:12:26,183 Yeah. Maybe. 210 00:12:27,993 --> 00:12:29,276 But Jeremy's different. 211 00:12:35,703 --> 00:12:38,506 My God, you stink, man. What do you eat? Rhino? 212 00:12:38,576 --> 00:12:40,872 -Why have we got to smoke in here? -Because he doesn't like it, 213 00:12:40,940 --> 00:12:42,223 so we always smoke in here. 214 00:12:42,286 --> 00:12:44,840 Say it's coming through the vents, he'll blame the neighbours. 215 00:12:45,632 --> 00:12:47,598 I think I've done a double-flusher. 216 00:12:48,250 --> 00:12:50,143 Something's turning in my stomach. It must be nerves. 217 00:12:52,142 --> 00:12:53,859 What are you nervous about, anyway? 218 00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:55,416 I don't know. 219 00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:59,091 This time tomorrow, it's all over for Jeremy. 220 00:12:59,307 --> 00:13:00,764 You're right, actually. 221 00:13:00,833 --> 00:13:04,475 You know, we'll be free, single, getting the ladies, and he'll be done. 222 00:13:04,979 --> 00:13:05,963 No more one-night stands. 223 00:13:06,034 --> 00:13:08,000 No more sneaking out in the morning before the nagging. 224 00:13:08,071 --> 00:13:10,729 No more telling them, "I'll call you", and not calling. 225 00:13:10,980 --> 00:13:13,464 In theory, no more lies. Full stop. 226 00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:15,644 -Yeah, I couldn't handle that. -I would hate it. 227 00:13:15,709 --> 00:13:17,095 Never getting married, me. 228 00:13:20,545 --> 00:13:21,860 I'll tell you what, though, Alex is a nice girl. 229 00:13:22,037 --> 00:13:23,682 -Looks after him well. -Gets on with all his mates. 230 00:13:23,783 --> 00:13:26,079 -Dynamite in the sack, he says. -Got a good job. 231 00:13:26,474 --> 00:13:28,511 -Hope I get a girl like that. -Yeah, I'd marry her in a heartbeat. 232 00:13:28,583 --> 00:13:29,680 Me, too. 233 00:13:30,292 --> 00:13:32,516 Well, I'd give her one anyway. 234 00:13:32,620 --> 00:13:34,482 What? What did you say? 235 00:13:34,620 --> 00:13:35,934 -What? -Alexandra? 236 00:13:36,002 --> 00:13:38,412 -What? -Jeremy's girlfriend, you'd give her... 237 00:13:38,766 --> 00:13:39,863 Unbelievable... You are unbelievable. 238 00:13:39,930 --> 00:13:41,968 Something's wrong with you, man. You're unbelievable. 239 00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:43,644 -What have I done? -Just... 240 00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:46,335 Sorry, I was just... 241 00:13:48,622 --> 00:13:50,298 I know what you mean, though. 242 00:13:50,368 --> 00:13:52,995 - Get those legs right over her head. 243 00:13:56,223 --> 00:13:57,868 -Have you got the rings on you? -Yeah. 244 00:13:57,933 --> 00:13:59,391 Show me the rings. I haven't seen them, show me. 245 00:13:59,460 --> 00:14:01,209 Rings? They're just silver rings. 246 00:14:03,352 --> 00:14:04,665 -This one. -That is a silver ring. 247 00:14:04,733 --> 00:14:06,192 It is. A very nice one as well. 248 00:14:06,261 --> 00:14:07,502 --Oh... 249 00:14:08,479 --> 00:14:09,866 -What are you two doing in here? -Nothing, mate. 250 00:14:09,934 --> 00:14:12,634 - Just throwing your ring in the toilet. 251 00:14:13,208 --> 00:14:14,335 Is that weed I smell? 252 00:14:14,407 --> 00:14:15,722 No... Oh. 253 00:14:16,008 --> 00:14:17,612 Must be that neighbour again. 254 00:14:17,681 --> 00:14:20,122 Listen, I don't care if you got glaucoma, stop smoking weed! 255 00:14:21,536 --> 00:14:22,994 All right, I'm getting ready. 256 00:14:28,082 --> 00:14:29,106 Get it. 257 00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:45,176 -Did you just have a shower? -Yeah. 258 00:14:45,612 --> 00:14:47,474 I don't have showers, I have baths. 259 00:14:47,540 --> 00:14:50,198 Are you gonna live with Jeremy when you're married? 260 00:14:51,030 --> 00:14:51,983 Yeah. 261 00:14:52,049 --> 00:14:53,332 Are you gonna sleep in the same bed? 262 00:14:54,013 --> 00:14:56,310 -Yeah. -Yuck! He's a boy! 263 00:14:56,559 --> 00:14:59,362 -Are you gonna do it and make babies? -Where did you hear about that? 264 00:14:59,469 --> 00:15:01,258 Jenny at school says the man puts his penis in... 265 00:15:01,324 --> 00:15:02,854 - Okay. You know what? I need to get ready. 266 00:15:02,923 --> 00:15:05,799 Why don't you go talk to Papa or something, okay? 267 00:15:24,235 --> 00:15:25,446 What now? 268 00:15:26,018 --> 00:15:27,622 oh, man. 269 00:15:31,510 --> 00:15:33,475 -Couldn't you answer the door? -it's not my house, mate. 270 00:15:41,656 --> 00:15:44,574 Ah, my brothers, my brothers. What is this funny, funny business? 271 00:15:44,638 --> 00:15:45,549 What? 272 00:15:45,621 --> 00:15:47,048 -Are you Jeremy Deadman? -Jeremy Giddings. 273 00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:51,011 -No, no, no. This is 69 Pat-Graf Street, yes? -Yeah. 274 00:15:51,149 --> 00:15:54,355 Yes! I am Ujay Utaka, you are Jeremy Deadman. Here you go. 275 00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:55,405 -But my name's Jeremy Giddings... -My friend, 276 00:15:55,477 --> 00:15:57,225 I don't care what your name is. If you don't take this package, 277 00:15:57,295 --> 00:15:58,205 I'm going to throw it in the River Thames. 278 00:15:58,277 --> 00:16:01,122 And, you, stop filming me with that camera, before I shove it in your bum-bum. 279 00:16:01,187 --> 00:16:03,441 -Just sign here. -Must be a wedding gift. 280 00:16:03,768 --> 00:16:06,282 Oh, you're getting married? Congratulations. 281 00:16:06,387 --> 00:16:08,176 My cousin is getting married today as well. 282 00:16:08,569 --> 00:16:09,779 Have a nice day, Jeremy. 283 00:16:16,970 --> 00:16:19,556 -Who was that? -Package for Jeremy Deadman. 284 00:16:20,025 --> 00:16:21,597 Jack, get the boys. 285 00:16:26,208 --> 00:16:28,618 -What do you think of Julie? -Julie's married. 286 00:16:29,009 --> 00:16:31,522 -Yeah, but, I mean, if... -No buts. Married. 287 00:16:32,827 --> 00:16:34,254 You found it yet? 288 00:16:34,318 --> 00:16:36,759 Oh, God, I thought I had it then, but I think it was just sweetcorn. 289 00:16:37,519 --> 00:16:39,556 Why the fuck am I looking in here? You dropped it in here! 290 00:16:39,628 --> 00:16:41,273 It was safe in my pocket until you asked to see it, 291 00:16:41,338 --> 00:16:43,158 so, technically, it's your fault. 292 00:16:43,229 --> 00:16:46,321 -What am I even saying? it's your shit. -it's your shitting fault. 293 00:16:47,266 --> 00:16:48,434 Just get the ring. 294 00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:51,124 Pete? 295 00:16:53,085 --> 00:16:54,512 -What are you doing? -Albert's not feeling well. 296 00:16:56,030 --> 00:16:57,923 Jeremy just got a package addressed to "Deadman". 297 00:17:00,431 --> 00:17:01,487 Oh, shin 298 00:17:01,922 --> 00:17:03,711 What the fuck! 299 00:17:19,306 --> 00:17:20,516 You sicken me. 300 00:17:25,016 --> 00:17:26,040 Are you nervous yet? 301 00:17:26,471 --> 00:17:27,381 No. 302 00:17:28,289 --> 00:17:29,893 It's three years since Steve and I got married. 303 00:17:29,962 --> 00:17:32,445 -Yeah, I know. That was a great day. -Yeah. 304 00:17:32,981 --> 00:17:36,001 You know wearing sexy underwear gets a bit redundant, right? 305 00:17:36,145 --> 00:17:37,790 Okay. Uh... 306 00:17:38,472 --> 00:17:40,044 Why is that, Julie? 307 00:17:40,909 --> 00:17:42,626 One, they're uncomfortable. 308 00:17:42,691 --> 00:17:44,367 Two, he'll barely notice. 309 00:17:44,837 --> 00:17:48,044 Three, if you do get any action, he'll probably just pull them off, 310 00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:50,479 thrill himself for a couple of minutes, then go out drinking with his mates, 311 00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:52,295 coming back the next day smelling of some other girl's fanny 312 00:17:52,365 --> 00:17:53,648 with a half-full pack of condoms, 313 00:17:53,711 --> 00:17:55,821 which you'll discover in a pocket while you're washing the grass stains 314 00:17:55,893 --> 00:17:57,352 out of his trousers. 315 00:18:00,039 --> 00:18:01,715 Sorry, I'm only joking. 316 00:18:03,894 --> 00:18:04,918 Okay. 317 00:18:06,149 --> 00:18:07,101 So... 318 00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:10,114 -Do you think he'll like? -Mmm-hmm. 319 00:18:10,513 --> 00:18:12,375 Jeremy, baby, this is all for you. 320 00:18:15,496 --> 00:18:17,462 - Work it, baby. 321 00:18:17,787 --> 00:18:19,897 Whoo-hoo! 322 00:18:20,696 --> 00:18:22,879 - Darling, we bring things for you. - Mama. 323 00:18:22,952 --> 00:18:25,683 -Do you not knock? -We see all before. 324 00:18:25,752 --> 00:18:27,356 Don't be silly, girl. 325 00:18:28,116 --> 00:18:29,833 Hello again! 326 00:18:30,189 --> 00:18:32,961 When you watch this, you married. I very proud. 327 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:35,432 Shut up, don't embarrass her. 328 00:18:35,572 --> 00:18:39,865 We bring traditional things, something new, borrowed, blue and old. 329 00:18:40,226 --> 00:18:42,119 -Something new! -Mama! 330 00:18:42,808 --> 00:18:44,961 - I told you they're amazing. 331 00:18:45,609 --> 00:18:47,575 -Let me see, let me see. -Aw, Ma, thank you. 332 00:18:47,755 --> 00:18:49,544 -Thank you, Papa. -Oh, wow! 333 00:18:50,301 --> 00:18:52,338 - See. - Hey, they look wonderful. 334 00:18:52,410 --> 00:18:55,865 Something old, borrowed, and, uh, blue. 335 00:18:57,466 --> 00:18:58,997 We borrow them from Aunt Delia, 336 00:18:59,066 --> 00:19:01,869 but she needs them back, because your cousin, she get married next month. 337 00:19:01,939 --> 00:19:04,049 We kill three cats, one rock. 338 00:19:05,067 --> 00:19:08,418 No. There's no way I'm wearing somebody else's knickers. 339 00:19:08,485 --> 00:19:09,943 Especially not those. 340 00:19:10,012 --> 00:19:11,327 It's tradition. 341 00:19:11,940 --> 00:19:15,768 All women in our family get married in these. I got married in these. 342 00:19:16,195 --> 00:19:17,799 Plus, the luck of this 343 00:19:17,868 --> 00:19:19,617 bring a good bedroom life. 344 00:19:24,669 --> 00:19:26,314 Come on, baby, for me. 345 00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:28,971 For Mama. Please, please, please. 346 00:19:36,816 --> 00:19:38,130 So beautiful. 347 00:19:39,726 --> 00:19:43,150 Well, I can't reach Anisha, her phone is still off. 348 00:19:44,635 --> 00:19:46,136 Why are you wearing granny panties? 349 00:19:47,727 --> 00:19:48,709 No. 350 00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:50,459 I say no. 351 00:19:50,818 --> 00:19:51,728 Am I the only one? 352 00:19:53,255 --> 00:19:54,859 -None of you guys sent this? -No. 353 00:19:54,928 --> 00:19:55,880 No. 354 00:20:02,638 --> 00:20:05,556 --What the fuck is that? Shit! 355 00:20:09,984 --> 00:20:11,009 Deadman. 356 00:20:11,258 --> 00:20:12,571 Think someone's trying to send you a message. 357 00:20:12,639 --> 00:20:13,695 Oh, you think? 358 00:20:13,767 --> 00:20:15,412 They can't be human, can they? 359 00:20:15,476 --> 00:20:18,901 It's obviously a gesture of goodwill. it's a virility gift, innit? 360 00:20:19,513 --> 00:20:21,086 -Albert, what's that on your face? -What? 361 00:20:21,150 --> 00:20:22,060 There. 362 00:20:28,278 --> 00:20:29,519 Jeremy, look, man, there's probably an ex-girlfriend 363 00:20:29,587 --> 00:20:30,756 who heard about the wedding who's all pissed off. 364 00:20:30,824 --> 00:20:32,355 You know how girls get all schizo, so just... 365 00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:35,668 Or worse, could be the ex, old redhead herself. 366 00:20:35,915 --> 00:20:37,881 -She never did get over you. -Mandy. 367 00:20:38,643 --> 00:20:40,070 Oh, well, this is all I need. 368 00:20:42,062 --> 00:20:43,417 You all right, mate? 369 00:20:47,444 --> 00:20:49,886 I can't believe he actually came. 370 00:20:49,954 --> 00:20:52,437 -Well, we paid enough for him. -Yeah, that's true. 371 00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:56,110 I'm fed up of being filmed. Already. 372 00:20:56,173 --> 00:20:59,163 Ooh, this decor is marvellous. 373 00:20:59,228 --> 00:21:01,380 Remember the celebrity hair stylist we booked? 374 00:21:01,555 --> 00:21:02,538 Well, he's here. 375 00:21:02,792 --> 00:21:05,378 Alex, meet Voller. 376 00:21:05,556 --> 00:21:07,274 I don't see much right now, 377 00:21:07,338 --> 00:21:09,593 but I do see potential. 378 00:21:10,684 --> 00:21:12,432 Pollyanna! Potential? 379 00:21:13,266 --> 00:21:14,620 -I see lots of potential. -Hmm. 380 00:21:14,867 --> 00:21:16,294 I'm sorry, but who are you? 381 00:21:16,357 --> 00:21:19,709 Alex, he's that celebrity from that reality show, 382 00:21:19,776 --> 00:21:21,596 - Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow... - No. 383 00:21:22,140 --> 00:21:25,420 For the next hour, I am the puppeteer and you are my work 384 00:21:25,486 --> 00:21:28,911 in this cruel theatre of life. Hmm. 385 00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:30,286 Everybody out! 386 00:21:30,905 --> 00:21:32,798 Out! Out! 387 00:21:33,524 --> 00:21:36,037 -Bye. -Except you. With the camera. 388 00:21:37,524 --> 00:21:39,707 My art must be captured. 389 00:21:40,215 --> 00:21:41,716 Good luck. 390 00:21:42,798 --> 00:21:45,529 Right now you are a lump of coal, 391 00:21:45,598 --> 00:21:48,732 but when I am finished, you shall be a diamond. 392 00:21:52,362 --> 00:21:53,532 Yes. 393 00:21:53,926 --> 00:21:55,530 Uh, please, please don't go crazy. 394 00:21:56,472 --> 00:21:58,655 Some of the greats were crazy, hmm? 395 00:21:58,727 --> 00:22:00,951 Apparently Walt Disney was a Nazi, 396 00:22:01,491 --> 00:22:03,240 and look what he achieved. 397 00:22:07,056 --> 00:22:08,949 I don't know what her problem is. 398 00:22:09,456 --> 00:22:12,404 It's just a bit unusual, all being in one item. 399 00:22:12,474 --> 00:22:14,046 Yeah, it's not that she doesn't appreciate it. 400 00:22:14,111 --> 00:22:17,029 Well, she should. Because it's old, borrowed, and blue, like it says. 401 00:22:18,511 --> 00:22:19,794 You wash, right? 402 00:22:22,076 --> 00:22:23,059 Hmm. 403 00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:29,461 -It suits you. -Thank you. 404 00:22:30,258 --> 00:22:32,048 I'm shooting a make-over show. 405 00:22:32,368 --> 00:22:34,261 This would be so much more interesting if you were a bitch. 406 00:22:34,332 --> 00:22:36,887 Yeah, I really, really... I love it. 407 00:22:36,987 --> 00:22:39,615 My regular guy said this style wouldn't suit my face shape. 408 00:22:39,896 --> 00:22:40,993 The man is a buffoon. 409 00:22:41,788 --> 00:22:43,867 You guys are both welcome to come to the wedding, if you'd like. 410 00:22:44,079 --> 00:22:47,245 Part of the service is that we do your hair, and make-up, 411 00:22:47,316 --> 00:22:49,726 or anything at the event, so, thank you. 412 00:22:50,298 --> 00:22:52,304 I can't attend. I'm exhausted. 413 00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,741 My creativity is drained. 414 00:22:54,808 --> 00:22:56,452 But remember everything, Pollyanna, 415 00:22:56,517 --> 00:22:59,796 and immerse me in the nuptials of the proletariat. 416 00:23:02,700 --> 00:23:03,723 I depart. 417 00:23:08,300 --> 00:23:09,397 I love it! 418 00:23:25,866 --> 00:23:27,325 And has marriage ever come up before? 419 00:23:27,394 --> 00:23:30,197 You know, like, in a previous, uh, relationship? 420 00:23:31,540 --> 00:23:32,668 You know it has. 421 00:23:33,140 --> 00:23:35,220 So you're doing this for him? 422 00:23:35,286 --> 00:23:36,962 We're doing it for us. 423 00:23:37,359 --> 00:23:39,179 It's not the 18th century. 424 00:23:39,250 --> 00:23:40,678 Women don't get married because they have to, 425 00:23:40,742 --> 00:23:42,024 they get married because they want to. 426 00:23:42,596 --> 00:23:44,676 We said "honesty". it's for the film. 427 00:23:45,251 --> 00:23:47,258 So put yourself back then. 428 00:23:47,651 --> 00:23:51,262 You didn't want to get married, she did, and... action. 429 00:23:53,543 --> 00:23:55,292 I didn't love her. 430 00:23:55,362 --> 00:23:57,545 I think you can think you're in love, 431 00:23:57,616 --> 00:24:00,710 but ask yourself if you wanna spend the rest of your life with that person 432 00:24:00,781 --> 00:24:01,950 and you might just reassess. 433 00:24:02,162 --> 00:24:04,603 Him promising himself to me, 434 00:24:05,436 --> 00:24:06,967 and my belief in him. 435 00:24:08,236 --> 00:24:09,591 That means everything. 436 00:24:10,127 --> 00:24:12,020 What's the difference with Alex? 437 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:13,111 Me. 438 00:24:13,182 --> 00:24:14,755 # With a beautiful face 439 00:24:14,819 --> 00:24:17,550 # With beautiful eyes, beautiful eyes # 440 00:24:23,584 --> 00:24:25,259 it's the only way he's gonna learn. 441 00:24:26,056 --> 00:24:27,846 Why are we using these cups? 442 00:24:27,911 --> 00:24:29,587 Couldn't find the mugs. 443 00:24:32,566 --> 00:24:34,822 I think I'm getting quite nervous, actually. 444 00:24:34,895 --> 00:24:36,684 It's not that hard, Pete. I just had my face in shit... 445 00:24:36,749 --> 00:24:38,321 Yeah, yeah. Not about the organisation. 446 00:24:38,385 --> 00:24:40,568 I mean, at the end of the day, he's gonna be Mr Giddings. 447 00:24:40,641 --> 00:24:42,027 What if he turns into his dad? 448 00:24:42,095 --> 00:24:43,119 -Jeremy? -Jeremy! 449 00:24:43,187 --> 00:24:45,772 Jeremy, you getting married today, you big old fool? 450 00:24:45,841 --> 00:24:47,196 - One of us could be next. 451 00:24:47,260 --> 00:24:48,315 No. 452 00:24:49,006 --> 00:24:50,868 I don't see any of us getting married soon. 453 00:24:50,933 --> 00:24:52,464 -We're real men. -Mmm. 454 00:24:54,934 --> 00:24:55,957 Ah. 455 00:24:56,097 --> 00:24:59,552 I mean, parents always go on about gaining a daughter or a son. 456 00:24:59,625 --> 00:25:01,343 -I mean, what do we get? -Nish. 457 00:25:01,407 --> 00:25:03,414 Or lame excuses about why they can't go out with the boys, 458 00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:05,735 because them and the missus need some quality time. 459 00:25:05,808 --> 00:25:09,418 I mean, why don't people just say, "Not tonight, I'm shagging the missus." 460 00:25:09,881 --> 00:25:12,757 Twenty years, us boys. We're like The Beatles. 461 00:25:13,009 --> 00:25:15,192 Now Alex has come along and taken our Lennon. 462 00:25:17,155 --> 00:25:18,944 There were four of them. 463 00:25:19,010 --> 00:25:21,524 Well, you're like the fifth one that died of a brain haemorrhage or something, 464 00:25:21,592 --> 00:25:22,833 but is still here. 465 00:25:23,374 --> 00:25:25,484 To Jeremy, still being a man. 466 00:25:28,829 --> 00:25:29,925 -Pete. -Hmm. 467 00:25:30,757 --> 00:25:33,271 To Jeremy and Alex. The smart ones. 468 00:25:37,630 --> 00:25:39,379 Do you think he's gonna change? 469 00:25:39,558 --> 00:25:41,854 Nah. He'll always be the one helping us out. 470 00:25:42,285 --> 00:25:44,872 Good point, and today we have to help him. 471 00:25:45,013 --> 00:25:47,496 'Cause if Mandy did send those balls in the jar, she's probably gonna turn up. 472 00:25:47,559 --> 00:25:49,494 We have to be on the lookout. I don't want any more problems today. 473 00:25:49,559 --> 00:25:51,856 Do you hear me? No more pranks. 474 00:25:58,142 --> 00:26:00,657 Wasabi? Yeah, funny, you pricks! 475 00:26:01,343 --> 00:26:03,060 No more pranks. 476 00:26:09,598 --> 00:26:11,099 Wow, you do really great work. 477 00:26:11,708 --> 00:26:12,764 Thank you. 478 00:26:14,654 --> 00:26:16,516 So, I called Anisha's boyfriend, 479 00:26:16,582 --> 00:26:18,734 and he hasn't seen her in three days. 480 00:26:19,018 --> 00:26:20,838 But she picked up her dress, so that's a good sign. 481 00:26:20,946 --> 00:26:23,283 Oh, I'm gonna kill her. it's my wedding day. 482 00:26:23,419 --> 00:26:24,702 She's run off with a bloody stripper. 483 00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:29,933 She's probably being fucked by "the chap" right now. 484 00:26:30,001 --> 00:26:32,411 She needs to stop thinking with her pussy and start thinking with her brain. 485 00:26:32,911 --> 00:26:33,893 Slut. 486 00:26:33,965 --> 00:26:35,424 Well, I'm jealous. 487 00:26:35,675 --> 00:26:36,585 Really? 488 00:26:36,839 --> 00:26:40,190 Jules! If there's anything you wanna add on tape 489 00:26:40,257 --> 00:26:42,668 about marital sex, or the lack thereof, 490 00:26:42,731 --> 00:26:45,068 I think it would fit in nicely with the wider brief. 491 00:26:45,131 --> 00:26:46,589 - No. - Beautiful. 492 00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:48,367 You look amazing. 493 00:26:48,804 --> 00:26:49,973 Jeremy's a lucky guy. 494 00:26:50,295 --> 00:26:51,899 You make sure he knows how lucky he is. 495 00:26:52,805 --> 00:26:54,014 What else can we say? 496 00:26:54,660 --> 00:26:56,522 Sluts get fucked 'cause they think with their pussy. 497 00:26:58,660 --> 00:27:01,753 -The car is here. -Shut up. Baby, car is here. 498 00:27:02,151 --> 00:27:03,610 Come on, vamos! 499 00:27:04,479 --> 00:27:05,534 I'll see you later. 500 00:27:06,370 --> 00:27:07,497 Bye. 501 00:27:08,553 --> 00:27:11,470 Okay, have we got everything? Old? New? Borrowed? Blue? 502 00:27:12,043 --> 00:27:15,250 - Sorry. Er, ah, bouquet! - Yes. 503 00:27:15,717 --> 00:27:16,773 -Uh, veil? -Yes. 504 00:27:16,844 --> 00:27:17,754 -Garter? -Yes. 505 00:27:17,826 --> 00:27:18,737 -Vows? -In my head. 506 00:27:18,808 --> 00:27:19,718 -Tiara? -On my head. 507 00:27:19,790 --> 00:27:20,773 -No, it's not. -Where is it? 508 00:27:20,845 --> 00:27:22,924 I don't know. We'll find it. Come on, we gotta go. 509 00:27:24,227 --> 00:27:25,210 Oh, you okay? 510 00:27:25,682 --> 00:27:28,558 -Whoa, you all right? -Sorry, I just feel like I'm gonna be sick. 511 00:27:28,628 --> 00:27:30,965 Hey, it's just nerves, you'll be fine, okay? 512 00:27:31,028 --> 00:27:32,632 -Okay. -Right. Let's go! 513 00:27:35,538 --> 00:27:36,562 Oh. 514 00:27:41,102 --> 00:27:43,978 - This is more than just nerves. - I gotta go. 515 00:27:49,140 --> 00:27:50,236 Sandra? 516 00:27:53,758 --> 00:27:56,965 I think she's going to be sick. 517 00:27:59,432 --> 00:28:01,108 From the nerves. 518 00:28:14,088 --> 00:28:15,330 Okay. 519 00:28:15,979 --> 00:28:17,004 Mmm. 520 00:28:20,053 --> 00:28:21,181 Hello, my name is Sandra. 521 00:28:21,653 --> 00:28:22,636 Bye. 522 00:28:23,108 --> 00:28:24,131 -Start again. -Why are you touching my elbow? 523 00:28:24,235 --> 00:28:25,187 -Start again. -Why are you touching... 524 00:28:25,254 --> 00:28:26,164 -Restart, no, restart... -Don't touch the... 525 00:28:26,235 --> 00:28:27,984 -...because that is not... No. -Just focus on the game. 526 00:28:28,272 --> 00:28:29,772 So how do I look? 527 00:28:29,909 --> 00:28:31,802 You look fine, man. You look fine. 528 00:28:31,873 --> 00:28:34,718 What? I don't look good? Yeah, leave it to me to look normal on my wedding day. 529 00:28:35,255 --> 00:28:37,407 -You slapped me? -Because you're moaning 530 00:28:37,474 --> 00:28:38,530 like an old lady. 531 00:28:38,601 --> 00:28:41,808 Everything is sorted. All you need to do is turn up at the church 532 00:28:41,874 --> 00:28:43,188 and remember your lines. 533 00:28:43,256 --> 00:28:45,884 I'm gonna go downstairs and give you a minute to yourself, all right, man? 534 00:28:45,947 --> 00:28:47,882 -Are Ralphus and Albert ready? -Yep. 535 00:28:47,948 --> 00:28:49,768 -And you got the rings? -Uh, yeah. 536 00:28:50,458 --> 00:28:52,277 What about the car? Is he here? 537 00:28:53,294 --> 00:28:54,681 Yeah. Yeah. 538 00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:02,350 Have you driven an actual car in your life? 539 00:29:06,132 --> 00:29:09,008 Oh, my God! Why are you two not ready? He's gonna come down, he's gonna kill you. 540 00:29:09,078 --> 00:29:11,488 Relax, guy. I just took the suit off to beat his ass. 541 00:29:11,551 --> 00:29:13,992 Yeah, I just feel a lot more comfortable like this. 542 00:29:14,643 --> 00:29:16,980 -Peter! -What time is the car due? 543 00:29:17,043 --> 00:29:17,953 Car? 544 00:29:22,426 --> 00:29:24,361 -What time's the car here? -What? I said I'm checking, go sit down. 545 00:29:24,426 --> 00:29:25,336 -All right, mate? -Relax. 546 00:29:25,408 --> 00:29:27,125 -What's going on? -What's going on? 547 00:29:27,190 --> 00:29:29,125 Nothing's going on. Erm, you're acting a little strange. 548 00:29:29,190 --> 00:29:32,210 Everything's fine. I will just go check, so you sit here, have a cup of tea. 549 00:29:32,281 --> 00:29:33,595 I'll be back in a sec. 550 00:29:36,318 --> 00:29:37,301 --Oh, honey, 551 00:29:37,373 --> 00:29:39,452 - I thought you were going to throw up. 552 00:29:39,519 --> 00:29:41,525 I mean, this is really testing the limits of our friendship here. 553 00:29:41,592 --> 00:29:44,871 I'm sorry. I couldn't hold it in. 554 00:29:46,575 --> 00:29:48,612 -Don't get any on my dress. -I'm not wiping your ass. 555 00:29:48,684 --> 00:29:50,546 - Will you two stop? 556 00:29:50,648 --> 00:29:52,654 This is embarrassing enough as it is. 557 00:29:53,739 --> 00:29:54,649 Yuck! 558 00:29:55,085 --> 00:29:58,623 Out! Out! Get her out! Get her out! Get her out! Get her out! 559 00:30:01,594 --> 00:30:03,415 -Are you done? -Yes. 560 00:30:03,522 --> 00:30:04,505 Ugh. 561 00:30:04,831 --> 00:30:05,887 Thank you. 562 00:30:05,958 --> 00:30:07,386 Is Alex angry at me? 563 00:30:07,450 --> 00:30:09,933 No. She just wants it to be a nice day. 564 00:30:13,778 --> 00:30:16,510 Oh, Sandra, I'm so sorry I yelled at you. 565 00:30:16,870 --> 00:30:18,835 -You know who my favourite girl is, right? -Me? 566 00:30:18,906 --> 00:30:21,637 -Yes. -Will I get flowers like yours today? 567 00:30:21,706 --> 00:30:23,641 You'll definitely get flowers like mine today. 568 00:30:23,706 --> 00:30:26,438 -You'll get your own special flowers. -Yes! 569 00:30:27,998 --> 00:30:30,947 -That wasn't on, was it? -Uh, no. 570 00:30:31,671 --> 00:30:34,475 Guys, thank you so much for being there 571 00:30:34,908 --> 00:30:35,818 for me. 572 00:30:35,890 --> 00:30:37,783 Yeah, well, I have to change the batteries, so you guys go down 573 00:30:37,854 --> 00:30:39,820 -and I'll catch up with you. -Yeah. 574 00:30:40,764 --> 00:30:43,929 -You didn't have to wipe her arse, did you? -Never speak of this again. 575 00:30:44,292 --> 00:30:45,501 I asked you to order that car. 576 00:30:45,564 --> 00:30:48,119 -I honestly don't remember that. -Yeah? Well, I've got a list. 577 00:30:51,092 --> 00:30:53,099 Well, it's too late now, just get ready. 578 00:30:55,311 --> 00:30:56,221 -Pete? -Hmm? 579 00:30:56,293 --> 00:30:57,203 -What's the matter? -I may have been mistaken, 580 00:30:57,275 --> 00:30:59,312 -but I think on the list... -What? Hmm? 581 00:31:00,876 --> 00:31:01,827 So where's the car? 582 00:31:03,458 --> 00:31:06,809 Jeremy, you're not gonna believe this, but, uh, Albert forgot to order it. 583 00:31:06,876 --> 00:31:07,859 Albert didn't... 584 00:31:08,622 --> 00:31:10,660 I knew you lot would mess it up. 585 00:31:10,732 --> 00:31:12,552 So I took the liberty of ordering one myself. 586 00:31:12,623 --> 00:31:14,847 You see, babe, you are marrying a smart man. 587 00:31:14,914 --> 00:31:16,445 So you ordered one, even though you asked me to delegate... 588 00:31:16,514 --> 00:31:18,117 -Do you really wanna go there? -No. 589 00:31:18,805 --> 00:31:21,650 Actually, saying that, he should be here by now. I'll give him a call. 590 00:31:23,424 --> 00:31:25,679 I can't believe you'd grass up Albert like that. 591 00:31:26,552 --> 00:31:27,607 I didn't. 592 00:31:29,170 --> 00:31:30,743 -No memory, that boy. -None. 593 00:31:31,171 --> 00:31:33,756 Hi, it's Jeremy Giddings. I'm getting married today. I've a car ordered. 594 00:31:34,371 --> 00:31:36,668 I am so sorry. 595 00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:39,136 You got another one though, right? 596 00:31:40,590 --> 00:31:42,194 I don't want a refund! I'm getting married in two hours! 597 00:31:42,264 --> 00:31:43,690 How am I supposed to get there? 598 00:31:43,899 --> 00:31:45,834 A message? Yeah, well, what message? 599 00:31:46,409 --> 00:31:49,212 Yeah! I will check, and I will check you if there isn't! 600 00:31:50,009 --> 00:31:51,033 Shit! 601 00:31:51,246 --> 00:31:52,156 "I'll check you"? 602 00:31:52,810 --> 00:31:54,600 -Good one. -What am I supposed to do now? 603 00:31:55,392 --> 00:31:57,430 Look, hang up the phone again, I'll get a cut-away, 604 00:31:57,501 --> 00:31:59,539 -we're gonna push in. This is a killer shot. -Jack, you're a prick. 605 00:31:59,647 --> 00:32:00,558 But... 606 00:32:02,848 --> 00:32:05,289 -Listen, about the car... -Ah, no one blames you, mate. 607 00:32:05,430 --> 00:32:06,486 Yeah? 608 00:32:07,757 --> 00:32:11,109 Well, then who is willing to take me on for the championship? 609 00:32:11,503 --> 00:32:15,331 Will it be you, King Ralphus, or you, Tiny Pete? 610 00:32:15,431 --> 00:32:17,541 -Ralph, Ralph... -Have you learned nothing from this morning? 611 00:32:17,650 --> 00:32:19,687 -I will take you down! -Uh-oh. 612 00:32:19,759 --> 00:32:21,114 -Off the ropes! -And a miss! 613 00:32:21,214 --> 00:32:22,124 -Okay! -To the head! 614 00:32:22,196 --> 00:32:23,510 -Oh! -To the head! 615 00:32:23,578 --> 00:32:24,488 -Oh! -Guys. 616 00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:25,470 -And again! -Ahhh! 617 00:32:27,215 --> 00:32:28,673 oh, shin 618 00:32:31,070 --> 00:32:32,601 I don't believe this! 619 00:32:35,107 --> 00:32:36,348 What's wrong? 620 00:32:36,635 --> 00:32:38,134 The car I ordered, it crashed. 621 00:32:38,199 --> 00:32:41,364 Oh, mate, listen, you are getting married today, 622 00:32:41,435 --> 00:32:44,973 I understand that, but you are worrying about things that in the big scheme of things 623 00:32:45,036 --> 00:32:46,205 means nothing. 624 00:32:47,508 --> 00:32:50,281 Is it too much to ask for a good day? 625 00:32:50,527 --> 00:32:51,583 -No. -No, no. 626 00:32:51,982 --> 00:32:55,881 From now on, this day is gonna continue without a hitch. 627 00:32:56,201 --> 00:32:58,901 -Absolutely. -it's gonna be the perfect day. 628 00:32:59,365 --> 00:33:00,575 - Absolutely. - Yeah? 629 00:33:00,929 --> 00:33:01,880 Right. 630 00:33:01,947 --> 00:33:04,285 Now, has anyone seen my phone? They said they left a message. 631 00:33:04,638 --> 00:33:06,718 Er, don't you remember, when we came in drunk last night 632 00:33:06,784 --> 00:33:09,411 you said your phone looked like a goldfish? 633 00:33:11,112 --> 00:33:12,281 What's your point? 634 00:33:16,349 --> 00:33:17,518 Oh, mate. 635 00:33:18,786 --> 00:33:20,896 It's only a phone. You'll be all right. 636 00:33:21,222 --> 00:33:22,723 -Oh. -Um... 637 00:33:23,950 --> 00:33:25,739 Oh, my God. 638 00:33:25,877 --> 00:33:28,505 It's just, uh... Big scheme of things... 639 00:33:28,678 --> 00:33:30,396 - Don't have to... - First of all... 640 00:33:30,569 --> 00:33:32,173 -Yeah? -...there was a man in my bed. 641 00:33:32,242 --> 00:33:33,814 -Okay. -Then soy sauce. 642 00:33:33,878 --> 00:33:35,554 -Yeah, but that was... -A threat! 643 00:33:35,842 --> 00:33:37,735 -Testicles in the post! -I'll give you that. 644 00:33:37,806 --> 00:33:40,061 -Wasabi! The car! My phone! -Yep. 645 00:33:40,135 --> 00:33:41,738 And now this! Come here! 646 00:33:41,952 --> 00:33:43,670 -No, no, no, no... -Jeremy, Jeremy? 647 00:33:43,734 --> 00:33:45,814 Not the face! Don't! Get off me! 648 00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:47,773 I will sort a car right now! 649 00:33:50,827 --> 00:33:53,702 -If you're... -Don't say a word. 650 00:34:01,700 --> 00:34:03,087 - He looks friendly. - Shut up, man! 651 00:34:03,155 --> 00:34:05,452 You're a good driver, aren't you? It's a nice car. 652 00:34:05,519 --> 00:34:06,647 It's a lovely car. J, you're very lucky. 653 00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:07,526 Just shut up! 654 00:34:22,831 --> 00:34:25,014 Well, this is it, it's only two more hours to marriage town. 655 00:34:25,086 --> 00:34:26,544 - Another one bites the dust. 656 00:34:26,614 --> 00:34:28,951 You and Julie down, there's only three of us left. 657 00:34:29,268 --> 00:34:31,161 -I guess you're next. -I think not. 658 00:34:31,232 --> 00:34:33,094 Well, it's whoever catches the bouquet. 659 00:34:33,487 --> 00:34:36,115 That thing will land in hell before I ever try to catch it. 660 00:34:36,179 --> 00:34:38,806 -I'm so over relationships. -Yeah, I know how you feel. 661 00:34:39,815 --> 00:34:41,387 Ugh, God! Need some air. 662 00:34:45,997 --> 00:34:47,022 Whoo! 663 00:34:47,889 --> 00:34:49,244 --Hi! 664 00:34:49,307 --> 00:34:51,935 Whoo! I'm getting married today! 665 00:34:55,344 --> 00:34:57,755 - I love you, Jeremy! 666 00:34:58,618 --> 00:34:59,673 Hi! 667 00:35:01,382 --> 00:35:02,986 Oh, my God! isn't that Anisha? 668 00:35:03,346 --> 00:35:05,094 - Anisha! 669 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,459 -Anisha! That's my bridesmaid! -Oh, my God! 670 00:35:07,528 --> 00:35:09,204 - Look at my hair! - Anisha! 671 00:35:09,565 --> 00:35:10,920 Meet us round the corner! 672 00:35:14,111 --> 00:35:15,166 - Oh. 673 00:35:16,548 --> 00:35:19,568 --That was hilarious! 674 00:35:20,076 --> 00:35:21,864 -Hey, girls! -Hi! 675 00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:24,777 Oh, where the hell have you been? We've been worried sick. 676 00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:27,250 Oh, my God! Remember that stripper, Steelo? 677 00:35:27,313 --> 00:35:30,737 I've been with him for three days. He is a god! 678 00:35:31,059 --> 00:35:32,042 What about your boyfriend? 679 00:35:32,114 --> 00:35:33,541 Oh, I called him and said, 680 00:35:33,604 --> 00:35:35,787 "Baby, welcome to Singlesville, you." 681 00:35:36,187 --> 00:35:38,225 -That's so mean. -How much of a god? 682 00:35:38,296 --> 00:35:41,575 - Like, actually, really, all night, no break. 683 00:35:41,642 --> 00:35:43,214 I'm so glad I booked him. 684 00:35:43,278 --> 00:35:44,882 No offence, but if it wasn't for him, 685 00:35:44,952 --> 00:35:47,321 your hen night would have been totally uninteresting. 686 00:35:54,808 --> 00:35:56,049 Yeah, it would have been totally uninteresting. 687 00:35:56,299 --> 00:35:58,926 -Agreed. -Anyway, I got you a gift from him. 688 00:36:00,699 --> 00:36:02,561 They're called love drops. 689 00:36:03,172 --> 00:36:06,483 They vibrate when you tense and emit little pulses - 690 00:36:07,173 --> 00:36:08,631 instant orgasms. 691 00:36:09,864 --> 00:36:11,684 -Gross. -Relax, I didn't use them. 692 00:36:11,937 --> 00:36:13,613 What do you do with them? 693 00:36:13,719 --> 00:36:15,974 Use your imagination, prissy. 694 00:36:16,374 --> 00:36:17,326 Oh. 695 00:36:18,484 --> 00:36:20,490 Well, we shouldn't leave them lying around. 696 00:36:20,847 --> 00:36:22,162 --What? 697 00:36:22,593 --> 00:36:24,094 Oh, champagne! 698 00:36:25,212 --> 00:36:26,670 I'll get it. 699 00:36:29,321 --> 00:36:32,239 Take those. And here's a fresh bottle. 700 00:36:38,377 --> 00:36:40,529 Oh, my God! Oh, my God, I sat on the glasses! 701 00:36:40,596 --> 00:36:42,416 My arse! 702 00:36:42,669 --> 00:36:44,924 My bum-bum! 703 00:36:48,015 --> 00:36:49,070 Hello? 704 00:36:49,142 --> 00:36:50,497 I'll be there in a sec. 705 00:36:50,561 --> 00:36:51,915 So, Peter, 706 00:36:52,561 --> 00:36:54,785 what do you think about Jeremy falling in love? 707 00:36:55,470 --> 00:36:58,708 Well, you know, since his last relationship with Mandy 708 00:36:58,816 --> 00:37:01,071 ended quite badly, 709 00:37:01,144 --> 00:37:03,079 you know, it was amazing that he found love at all. 710 00:37:03,290 --> 00:37:05,731 What? Exes not entitled to their say? 711 00:37:06,054 --> 00:37:08,206 Probably not, but go ahead. 712 00:37:09,545 --> 00:37:13,879 Just because I'm no longer part of the famous Jeremy and his entourage... 713 00:37:14,164 --> 00:37:15,736 How do you feel about the wedding? 714 00:37:15,873 --> 00:37:17,621 Good. You know, I introduced the two of them. 715 00:37:18,019 --> 00:37:19,002 Sort of. 716 00:37:19,365 --> 00:37:21,547 More or less. Well, I was there, weren't I? 717 00:37:21,910 --> 00:37:24,021 This should have been my seat. 718 00:37:24,893 --> 00:37:26,248 - She's an imposter. - Right, that's... 719 00:37:26,311 --> 00:37:28,101 No, look, I'm just having my say. 720 00:37:28,166 --> 00:37:29,810 Still sporting the Doc Martens, I see. 721 00:37:29,875 --> 00:37:31,664 They complement each other like... 722 00:37:31,730 --> 00:37:33,809 Like a fine Beaujolais and a good Brie. 723 00:37:34,094 --> 00:37:35,408 Or like bangers and mash. 724 00:37:35,912 --> 00:37:37,123 Saltfish and ackee. 725 00:37:37,185 --> 00:37:39,192 You haven't eaten today, have you? 726 00:37:41,004 --> 00:37:44,067 It was always us, you and me against the rest of the world. 727 00:37:44,132 --> 00:37:45,880 Your cat dying was a terrible accident. 728 00:37:45,951 --> 00:37:47,047 You and your friends are total... 729 00:37:48,678 --> 00:37:50,396 - Shit! - What? 730 00:37:51,042 --> 00:37:53,452 Alex and I agreed the car I got would be the one to leave in. 731 00:37:53,515 --> 00:37:54,829 Her's is only booked to take her there. 732 00:37:54,897 --> 00:37:56,934 When she sees this waiting to whisk her away, 733 00:37:57,006 --> 00:37:58,899 she'll divorce me before she's even left the church. 734 00:37:58,970 --> 00:37:59,923 And when she sees your jacket... 735 00:38:00,025 --> 00:38:02,756 Well, the tailor could have made them better. These are pecks, not moobs. 736 00:38:03,443 --> 00:38:05,305 -Stop the car! -Are you serious? 737 00:38:06,208 --> 00:38:07,304 What are you doing? 738 00:38:07,371 --> 00:38:09,409 The wedding starts in an hour, finishes in two. 739 00:38:09,481 --> 00:38:11,487 You've got until then to find a suitable car. 740 00:38:11,554 --> 00:38:13,591 How am I gonna get a car in two hours? 741 00:38:14,609 --> 00:38:15,996 Where are you going? 742 00:38:16,246 --> 00:38:19,018 Tell someone who cares! All I wanna do today is get married. 743 00:38:19,845 --> 00:38:21,449 What? Where's the church? 744 00:38:21,628 --> 00:38:23,014 Notts Road! And fix that jacket! 745 00:38:23,519 --> 00:38:25,164 You fix your face! 746 00:38:25,228 --> 00:38:26,583 Right, come on, mate. 747 00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:29,233 Is he for real? 748 00:38:33,411 --> 00:38:35,926 I tried calling Jeremy. His phone's off. 749 00:38:36,648 --> 00:38:38,076 This was supposed to be my perfect day. 750 00:38:38,358 --> 00:38:40,293 It's gonna be okay. Let me call Peter. 751 00:38:41,667 --> 00:38:44,295 My wedding day's always going to be remembered for Julie's arse. 752 00:38:48,795 --> 00:38:51,423 -Pete... -Sorry, it's the suit trousers. Sorry, sorry. 753 00:38:52,251 --> 00:38:53,491 Sarah? Hello? 754 00:38:54,687 --> 00:38:55,814 -What? -What's happened? 755 00:38:56,215 --> 00:38:57,528 - Julie's had an accident. - Well, is she okay? 756 00:38:57,596 --> 00:38:58,620 Is she okay? 757 00:38:58,688 --> 00:39:00,002 Tell Alex I love her. 758 00:39:00,070 --> 00:39:01,280 Jeremy says he loves Alex. 759 00:39:01,342 --> 00:39:03,680 Tell Julie I hope her... I hope she's okay. 760 00:39:04,289 --> 00:39:06,254 -Okay, we'll see you soon. -I don't think I can do this. 761 00:39:09,962 --> 00:39:11,679 -What? -it's nothing. it's fine. 762 00:39:12,835 --> 00:39:14,366 Jeremy says he loves you. 763 00:39:25,928 --> 00:39:26,880 Look out! 764 00:39:28,510 --> 00:39:29,606 Sorry. 765 00:39:38,512 --> 00:39:40,953 -Oh, my God, how are you feeling? -How do you think? 766 00:39:41,057 --> 00:39:43,395 Helen, you keep that camera at this end of me, okay? 767 00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:45,467 Did you get through to Steve? 768 00:39:45,712 --> 00:39:46,953 No. Voicemail. 769 00:39:47,240 --> 00:39:48,450 But Peter says hi. 770 00:39:48,513 --> 00:39:50,479 -He's hot for you, you know? -What about the dress? 771 00:39:50,622 --> 00:39:52,660 - The tears are small, it'll be fine. - Oh, thank God... 772 00:39:53,859 --> 00:39:55,100 ...you're okay. 773 00:39:55,750 --> 00:39:57,498 -Where's the nurse? What did she say? -She? 774 00:39:57,568 --> 00:39:58,479 Hi. 775 00:39:59,496 --> 00:40:02,951 So we gave her a tetanus shot, and she needs to take it slow for a while. 776 00:40:03,024 --> 00:40:04,669 Just a few more stitches and then we're done, okay? 777 00:40:04,733 --> 00:40:05,685 Oh, let's see. 778 00:40:05,751 --> 00:40:08,266 Oh, no, no, no. Please, guys, come on! 779 00:40:08,770 --> 00:40:10,663 - Oh, my God! 780 00:40:10,734 --> 00:40:12,669 -How many stitches? -Twelve. 781 00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:14,628 Four there, one there, 782 00:40:15,171 --> 00:40:16,919 three there, three there, 783 00:40:16,989 --> 00:40:20,010 and one... right there. 784 00:40:21,936 --> 00:40:23,466 I didn't know you were pierced. 785 00:40:23,864 --> 00:40:24,991 Mmm. 786 00:40:33,865 --> 00:40:35,292 You know these trousers, they supposed to dry-clean? 787 00:40:35,355 --> 00:40:37,766 Yeah, I know, mate. it's, uh, my mate's wedding. 788 00:40:37,829 --> 00:40:39,473 I've only got five minutes. 789 00:40:40,193 --> 00:40:41,764 -So... -Mate, huh? 790 00:40:42,739 --> 00:40:45,801 Right, I'm not being racist, but you lot are really freaking me out. 791 00:40:50,958 --> 00:40:53,213 -We're late, where's the driver? -In the toilet. 792 00:40:53,685 --> 00:40:55,330 -Got you a cushion. -Oh, thanks. 793 00:40:55,832 --> 00:40:57,724 So is Jeremy a sprayer or a lifter? 794 00:40:58,196 --> 00:40:59,726 -What? -Does he pee on the toilet seat, 795 00:40:59,796 --> 00:41:00,819 or does he lift it and leave it up? 796 00:41:00,886 --> 00:41:02,418 Will you get your mind out of the gutter, please? 797 00:41:02,487 --> 00:41:05,404 Seriously. Cosmo says you can tell the type of man by what he does. 798 00:41:05,469 --> 00:41:08,097 If he pees on it, then he's rebellious and controlling. 799 00:41:08,161 --> 00:41:10,715 If he leaves it up, then he's unreliable and lazy. It's one or the other. 800 00:41:10,779 --> 00:41:11,876 - it's rubbish. 801 00:41:11,943 --> 00:41:13,184 it's true! 802 00:41:13,871 --> 00:41:16,384 -Julie? -Uh, Steve pees all over. 803 00:41:16,562 --> 00:41:17,917 -Helen? -He leaves it up. 804 00:41:18,198 --> 00:41:20,060 -Sarah? -Hello? Single. 805 00:41:20,562 --> 00:41:22,900 -Well, Alex? -it's always dry and down. 806 00:41:23,362 --> 00:41:26,931 Wow, a guy that doesn't pee all over the toilet seat. Impressive. 807 00:41:27,326 --> 00:41:28,610 It's almost unheard of. 808 00:41:28,672 --> 00:41:31,113 But if that's what he does, then he's a rarity. 809 00:41:31,472 --> 00:41:32,383 Or he's gay. 810 00:41:32,455 --> 00:41:33,364 Oh, God! 811 00:41:33,436 --> 00:41:36,240 Wait, whay are we talking about how my future husband goes to the loo? 812 00:41:36,310 --> 00:41:38,028 -And he's your cousin! -Gross! 813 00:41:41,183 --> 00:41:43,003 So, Sarah, what's with the single thing? 814 00:41:43,074 --> 00:41:43,985 Hate men? 815 00:41:44,057 --> 00:41:46,539 I don't hate men, I've just had my fill. 816 00:41:46,966 --> 00:41:49,335 Excuse the pun. Plus, the good ones are taken. 817 00:41:49,402 --> 00:41:51,368 Hey, that's not true. They're not all taken. 818 00:41:51,730 --> 00:41:52,826 I mean, Peter's nice. 819 00:41:53,003 --> 00:41:56,758 Average at best. But I guess we all like the taste of a bit of chocolate now and again. 820 00:41:56,894 --> 00:41:58,643 God! You're such a dirty pig. 821 00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:00,933 We all know he and Julie have sexual tension. 822 00:42:01,004 --> 00:42:03,631 - Excuse me, I don't think so. 823 00:42:03,732 --> 00:42:07,156 Have you ever thought about, you know, drinking from the furry cup? 824 00:42:07,368 --> 00:42:09,707 - Anisha? - I don't know. 825 00:42:10,169 --> 00:42:11,700 No, women are crazy. 826 00:42:11,842 --> 00:42:14,283 Yeah, we are. Totally crazy. Yeah, we are. 827 00:42:15,879 --> 00:42:17,482 -Excuse me! -Finally! 828 00:42:17,697 --> 00:42:19,663 -Yep? -Do you pee on your toilet seat? 829 00:42:20,570 --> 00:42:21,885 - Crazy. 830 00:42:23,152 --> 00:42:24,539 So, Jeremy? 831 00:42:25,189 --> 00:42:26,834 Who do you think sent you the balls? 832 00:42:28,463 --> 00:42:30,945 Man, if I'm late, you lot are taking the blame. 833 00:42:31,008 --> 00:42:31,919 What? why? 834 00:42:32,136 --> 00:42:34,360 Think about it. If she thinks I've ruined her big day, 835 00:42:34,572 --> 00:42:35,856 there will be no consummating of the marriage. 836 00:42:35,918 --> 00:42:37,925 You want us to take the blame for not getting to the church on time, 837 00:42:37,991 --> 00:42:39,160 -and with a man down? -Yeah. 838 00:42:39,227 --> 00:42:40,541 And you've been with her for ages. 839 00:42:40,719 --> 00:42:41,743 The fanny won't be any more special. 840 00:42:41,810 --> 00:42:43,558 Can you not talk about her like that? This is my wife. 841 00:42:43,956 --> 00:42:44,938 Future wife. 842 00:42:45,010 --> 00:42:46,138 -Shut up! -Shut up! 843 00:42:47,265 --> 00:42:48,837 Next time I'm best man, I want a contract. 844 00:42:48,974 --> 00:42:50,402 -Here. -Good luck, my friend. 845 00:42:50,466 --> 00:42:51,893 You have balls turning up late, innit? 846 00:42:52,829 --> 00:42:53,926 What did you say? 847 00:42:54,393 --> 00:42:56,038 -What do you know about the balls? -Huh, what? 848 00:42:56,103 --> 00:42:57,126 The testicles I got this morning. 849 00:42:57,193 --> 00:42:58,580 Get off me, man! 850 00:42:58,648 --> 00:43:01,451 -You don't touch a man... -How would he know? Let's go. 851 00:43:03,594 --> 00:43:06,078 They're already here. They're supposed to arrive after us. 852 00:43:11,450 --> 00:43:12,981 I'm so sorry, babe. 853 00:43:13,305 --> 00:43:14,981 -It's all right, mate, it's all right. -I'm ready. 854 00:43:16,178 --> 00:43:18,113 -Ugh! -What do you mean, "ugh"? 855 00:43:18,179 --> 00:43:20,072 Deadman! You are a dead man now! 856 00:43:20,143 --> 00:43:21,125 -Run? -Yeah. 857 00:43:31,525 --> 00:43:33,967 - Peter, what was that? - Keep moving! 858 00:43:34,508 --> 00:43:39,132 They're still coming! There's loads of them! Run! 859 00:43:46,037 --> 00:43:47,391 Should've seen your face, man! 860 00:43:47,455 --> 00:43:49,244 They are very angry. 861 00:43:56,875 --> 00:43:57,931 Finish them! 862 00:43:58,002 --> 00:43:58,954 No problem! 863 00:44:01,457 --> 00:44:03,567 Ralph, Ralphus? Let's have you up, come on. Come on, get up. 864 00:44:07,385 --> 00:44:09,423 What are you doing? Let's go back to the wedding, indoors. 865 00:44:12,295 --> 00:44:15,284 My glasses! Oh! What the hell was that? 866 00:44:15,751 --> 00:44:17,395 -What road was that? -Notts Road. 867 00:44:17,459 --> 00:44:18,700 Oh, shin 868 00:44:18,914 --> 00:44:21,024 We're supposed to be at St Mary's on Notts Avenue. 869 00:44:21,132 --> 00:44:22,085 That's the wrong church. 870 00:44:22,151 --> 00:44:24,261 What idiot denomination would build two churches so close... 871 00:44:24,551 --> 00:44:25,461 Don't even answer that. 872 00:44:25,533 --> 00:44:27,426 I just wanna find the church and get married. 873 00:44:27,825 --> 00:44:28,776 But I don't know where we are. 874 00:44:28,843 --> 00:44:29,867 You don't know where you're getting married? 875 00:44:29,934 --> 00:44:32,634 Well, it's the church her mum goes to. You were at the rehearsal, you should know. 876 00:44:32,698 --> 00:44:33,681 Well, the directions are on the... 877 00:44:33,753 --> 00:44:34,663 Oh, I've lost the iPad. 878 00:44:34,771 --> 00:44:35,681 Oh, you've lost the iPad. 879 00:44:35,753 --> 00:44:37,719 Oh, well, it was a wedding present, so technically it was your iPad. 880 00:44:37,790 --> 00:44:40,159 Today was a demo about how good it was going to be, Jeremy. 881 00:44:40,226 --> 00:44:41,581 Can this day get any worse? 882 00:44:42,118 --> 00:44:44,818 I just wanna find my wife and get married. 883 00:44:45,354 --> 00:44:46,265 Future wife. 884 00:44:46,373 --> 00:44:47,469 -Shut up. -What? 885 00:44:47,536 --> 00:44:48,664 Let's go. 886 00:44:56,338 --> 00:44:58,521 --Yeah? 887 00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:01,216 What happened to, "Welcome to Figarude, how may I help?" 888 00:45:01,283 --> 00:45:04,232 -Do you want something? -Yeah, I wanna rent a car. 889 00:45:04,339 --> 00:45:07,650 -For when? -Now. I want a limo or something posh. 890 00:45:07,721 --> 00:45:10,235 All of our cars are out, most of them ain't due back till later today. 891 00:45:11,139 --> 00:45:12,494 So why did you ask me what I wanted? 892 00:45:12,594 --> 00:45:14,818 I never. I asked when you wanted it. 893 00:45:14,886 --> 00:45:19,292 Listen, you little fanny, could you stop being smart with me and go get your boss? 894 00:45:19,359 --> 00:45:21,770 -You wanna speak to the manager? -Yes, dumbo, thank you. 895 00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:24,860 Dad! There's a bloke here that wants to speak to you! 896 00:45:24,923 --> 00:45:26,093 Who is it? 897 00:45:34,198 --> 00:45:36,235 Guys, the limo! Ah, fuck! 898 00:45:43,326 --> 00:45:44,640 Okay, we need to go before she sees us. 899 00:45:46,926 --> 00:45:48,427 Go, go, go! 900 00:45:54,273 --> 00:45:56,135 -How's your, um... -Fine. 901 00:45:56,310 --> 00:45:57,768 Are you still feeling sick? 902 00:45:58,855 --> 00:46:01,410 Listen, when I got married, I was as nervous as hell. 903 00:46:02,638 --> 00:46:05,079 Mind you, if I'd known the outcome, I might not have bothered. 904 00:46:05,584 --> 00:46:09,442 Okay, Julie, you know what? You've been saying stuff like that all day. 905 00:46:09,512 --> 00:46:11,922 Is there something going on with you and Steve? 906 00:46:13,003 --> 00:46:14,430 Yeah, he's been cheating on me. 907 00:46:14,494 --> 00:46:16,646 Oh, God, Julie, hon, I'm so sorry. 908 00:46:17,185 --> 00:46:21,013 Shit! I missed it! Can you say that again with the same intensity? 909 00:46:21,076 --> 00:46:22,204 -Oh, God! -No! 910 00:46:24,277 --> 00:46:28,136 -Yeah, she's a 19-year-old gymnast. -Ugh! 911 00:46:28,205 --> 00:46:29,332 -Fucking asshole! -Imagine that. 912 00:46:30,460 --> 00:46:32,756 Someone else that would take that wanker other than me? 913 00:46:33,333 --> 00:46:36,974 -Why didn't you say anything? -I don't know. What is there to say? 914 00:46:38,388 --> 00:46:42,681 Anyway, at least I've got these to look forward to when I get home. 915 00:46:44,316 --> 00:46:45,889 -We'll talk about it later, okay? -Okay. 916 00:46:46,208 --> 00:46:48,214 -it's your day. -Are you okay? 917 00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:50,870 -I love you. -I love you, too. 918 00:46:51,262 --> 00:46:52,390 Come on. 919 00:47:00,028 --> 00:47:01,632 That reminds me, 920 00:47:02,028 --> 00:47:04,614 I've invited Steele. He should be in there now. But don't worry, he's lovely. 921 00:47:04,683 --> 00:47:06,070 -The stripper? -Not now, honey. Showtime! 922 00:47:06,138 --> 00:47:07,783 -Alex, Alex! -You invited a stripper to my wedding? 923 00:47:07,847 --> 00:47:08,799 How could you do that... 924 00:47:13,993 --> 00:47:17,344 -Great, just great. -Oh, Alex, I'm so sorry. 925 00:47:17,594 --> 00:47:19,197 I'm wearing stupid blue knickers, 926 00:47:19,266 --> 00:47:22,691 one dress is covered in blood and glass and the other one's torn! it's... 927 00:47:22,758 --> 00:47:24,651 Someone up there does not want me to get married. 928 00:47:26,904 --> 00:47:28,363 So maybe I just shouldn't get married? 929 00:47:31,268 --> 00:47:34,434 We made it. Nothing can go wrong now. 930 00:47:35,597 --> 00:47:38,979 I'm getting married and we're in the safest place young men can be, 931 00:47:39,779 --> 00:47:41,382 the Catholic Church. 932 00:47:43,852 --> 00:47:45,352 See you up there. 933 00:47:49,343 --> 00:47:53,751 Come on, Alex. You're here. We're all here. Jeremy loves you, 934 00:47:53,817 --> 00:47:56,765 and I promise there will be no more mishaps for the rest of the day. 935 00:47:57,963 --> 00:48:00,766 Oh, come on, it's your wedding day! 936 00:48:06,691 --> 00:48:08,946 Where the hell have you been? You're 20 minutes late. 937 00:48:09,420 --> 00:48:11,136 Mum.Aunt Claire. Dad. 938 00:48:11,310 --> 00:48:12,769 I thought I brought you up better than that. 939 00:48:12,874 --> 00:48:15,864 -Yeah, well, we had to make a couple of stops. -The Giddings are never late. 940 00:48:16,038 --> 00:48:17,787 You must get that from your mother's side of the family. 941 00:48:17,966 --> 00:48:19,786 Or those hooligans you muck around with. 942 00:48:19,857 --> 00:48:20,809 Will you two stop rambling? 943 00:48:20,948 --> 00:48:23,680 -Darling, you look great, I'm so proud. -Thanks. 944 00:48:24,258 --> 00:48:26,223 -Granddad having a good time? -Yes, he's loving it. 945 00:48:27,822 --> 00:48:30,336 Jeremy, you've made an old spinster very proud today. 946 00:48:30,876 --> 00:48:34,011 -Thank you. You still single, Aunt Claire? -Yes, but on the prowl. 947 00:48:34,114 --> 00:48:35,976 Seen some lovely young men here today. 948 00:48:36,041 --> 00:48:39,061 A Jamaican friend of mine calls them "stamina daddies". 949 00:48:39,132 --> 00:48:40,704 I need me a stamina daddy. 950 00:48:41,788 --> 00:48:45,138 I don't wear panties any more, so I'm always ready. 951 00:48:45,897 --> 00:48:48,597 -Can I, uh, borrow the groom for a second? -Yes, of course. 952 00:48:52,989 --> 00:48:53,899 Um... 953 00:48:56,807 --> 00:48:58,339 Forget all of them, that's what I say, 954 00:48:58,771 --> 00:49:00,995 I mean, I love Alex. Well, I mean, I did till now. 955 00:49:01,062 --> 00:49:03,546 But it's always been Jeremy and Peter, and it always will be. 956 00:49:03,609 --> 00:49:05,180 What are you talking about? 957 00:49:08,009 --> 00:49:09,830 I'm sorry, man, but I don't think Alex is going to turn up. 958 00:49:11,064 --> 00:49:11,974 What? 959 00:49:12,046 --> 00:49:15,066 I heard her say that she didn't want to get married. 960 00:49:16,047 --> 00:49:17,329 I'm sorry. 961 00:49:19,357 --> 00:49:22,418 Just one last joke as a single man. 962 00:49:22,484 --> 00:49:24,129 You get up there. I'll see you in a second. 963 00:49:29,030 --> 00:49:30,127 -Oh, hi. -Here! 964 00:49:30,739 --> 00:49:31,692 Where have you been? 965 00:49:31,758 --> 00:49:34,127 I'm the maid of honour. I've been with Alex all day, like I should've been. 966 00:49:34,195 --> 00:49:35,436 Why are you walking like that? 967 00:49:36,486 --> 00:49:39,144 I fell on some glass. Twelve stitches. 968 00:49:39,213 --> 00:49:40,527 -I did try to call you from the... -Glass? 969 00:49:40,813 --> 00:49:41,724 Are you stupid? 970 00:49:42,341 --> 00:49:44,234 -Is Julie okay? -Yeah, she's fine. it's, uh... 971 00:49:44,632 --> 00:49:46,019 Just been one of those days. 972 00:49:46,124 --> 00:49:49,734 You, uh, you look absolutely amazing. Awesome. All of you look great. 973 00:49:49,906 --> 00:49:50,961 -Thank you. -No problem. 974 00:49:51,033 --> 00:49:54,199 -How is he? Is he okay? -Yeah. I've never... never seen him happier. 975 00:49:54,343 --> 00:49:57,509 Uh, can we start? I'm late and I have another wedding at 2:00 pm. 976 00:49:59,070 --> 00:50:00,963 -Okay, guys. -Good thing this is a church, man, I tell you. 977 00:50:02,962 --> 00:50:04,018 This is it! 978 00:50:15,728 --> 00:50:19,410 I have had a right old time. I have been to every single car rental, 979 00:50:19,583 --> 00:50:23,731 every cafe, every pub, every restaurant in this area. Honestly, mate. 980 00:50:28,166 --> 00:50:29,117 I'm desperate. 981 00:50:29,184 --> 00:50:30,715 Customer of mine, outside. 982 00:50:31,257 --> 00:50:33,192 He's got a pretty fancy car. 983 00:50:33,331 --> 00:50:34,240 What's he look like? 984 00:50:34,748 --> 00:50:35,876 -You'll know. -Cheers! 985 00:50:38,531 --> 00:50:40,103 Cheers, mate. 986 00:50:43,805 --> 00:50:44,973 Oh, shit. 987 00:50:46,314 --> 00:50:49,086 Uh, excuse me, sorry to interrupt, 988 00:50:49,223 --> 00:50:53,961 are you the bloke with the fancy car, and if so, could I borrow it? 989 00:50:54,497 --> 00:50:56,069 Yeah, I'm the G with the fancy vehicle. 990 00:50:56,170 --> 00:50:58,353 -Okay. -No, you can't borrow it. You feel me? 991 00:50:58,861 --> 00:51:00,867 Okay, I... Yeah, I feel you. 992 00:51:00,934 --> 00:51:02,899 Could you try and feel me, right? 993 00:51:03,079 --> 00:51:05,811 My mate's getting married and there's no car to pick him up. 994 00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:07,701 I'm missing the wedding, 'cause it's my fault. 995 00:51:07,990 --> 00:51:11,051 You can drive the car and I will... I've got money, I will pay you. I've got... 996 00:51:11,736 --> 00:51:14,177 -Give me that! -I've got, like... That's, like, 250 quid, 997 00:51:14,245 --> 00:51:16,138 -and you can get more later from the groom. -How much? 998 00:51:16,718 --> 00:51:18,290 A lot, he's fucking loaded. 999 00:51:21,446 --> 00:51:22,760 Where's this car, then? 1000 00:51:23,228 --> 00:51:26,538 -Right there. -Oh, Christ! 1001 00:51:26,792 --> 00:51:27,816 Peter and I were at a bar... 1002 00:51:27,883 --> 00:51:29,746 I was at this dodgy bar with Julie and, um... 1003 00:51:29,884 --> 00:51:31,673 She turned, raised her glass... 1004 00:51:31,957 --> 00:51:34,211 Lifted my glass up to see if it was clean and... 1005 00:51:34,466 --> 00:51:35,966 I sauntered over, all 007... 1006 00:51:36,030 --> 00:51:37,417 He came stumbling over like a hobo... 1007 00:51:37,558 --> 00:51:38,467 Slipped her the number smoothly... 1008 00:51:38,539 --> 00:51:40,763 Dropped a piece of paper in my lap with his number scribbled on it... 1009 00:51:40,830 --> 00:51:41,741 And the rest... 1010 00:51:41,813 --> 00:51:43,313 And then he just shuffled off without getting my name. 1011 00:51:43,377 --> 00:51:44,286 ...is history. 1012 00:51:45,377 --> 00:51:46,907 So he asked you to marry him? 1013 00:51:47,305 --> 00:51:49,642 Yes. it's very unempowered of me. 1014 00:51:50,177 --> 00:51:52,039 -But isn't that the real power? -The vagina. 1015 00:51:52,105 --> 00:51:53,346 A woman, you cynic. 1016 00:51:53,523 --> 00:51:54,433 What do you love about her? 1017 00:51:54,905 --> 00:51:56,405 Well, what's not to love? 1018 00:51:56,687 --> 00:51:58,580 And that's the real truth about love, 1019 00:51:58,760 --> 00:51:59,888 it's not... 1020 00:52:00,251 --> 00:52:01,638 some big thing. 1021 00:52:02,034 --> 00:52:03,927 It's all the small things 1022 00:52:03,997 --> 00:52:05,787 that make you so much more than when you're alone. 1023 00:52:06,252 --> 00:52:08,073 Anyone can make me laugh, 1024 00:52:08,434 --> 00:52:11,311 but Alex makes me smile. 1025 00:52:12,180 --> 00:52:15,895 - Who'd wanna get married anyway? - You should read more romance. 1026 00:52:25,710 --> 00:52:28,120 -Where's Albert? What do we do? -Walk! 1027 00:52:29,710 --> 00:52:31,064 Come here, quick! 1028 00:52:43,603 --> 00:52:44,730 -Who's he? -I don't know. 1029 00:52:54,950 --> 00:52:56,077 Please be seated. 1030 00:52:57,387 --> 00:52:59,062 Ladies and gentlemen, before we start, 1031 00:52:59,132 --> 00:53:02,050 can I just say how happy I am to see two young people 1032 00:53:02,260 --> 00:53:04,701 who still believe in the institution of marriage. 1033 00:53:04,951 --> 00:53:06,007 And I think we should applaud them. 1034 00:53:09,498 --> 00:53:11,391 -Where's Albert? -Long story. 1035 00:53:13,061 --> 00:53:14,665 Almost makes me want to do it, man. 1036 00:53:15,208 --> 00:53:17,360 I mean, who wouldn't want a girl that beautiful to be in love with you? 1037 00:53:17,426 --> 00:53:19,867 Well, she's definitely better than the girl that was in his bed this morning. 1038 00:53:24,154 --> 00:53:25,509 Jeremy, what the fuck? 1039 00:53:28,118 --> 00:53:29,101 No... 1040 00:53:31,719 --> 00:53:33,612 -Wait till I get my hands on you! -You absolute prick! 1041 00:53:33,683 --> 00:53:34,923 - Oh! - Let go of me! 1042 00:53:36,010 --> 00:53:38,162 Gosh! Fiery people, these Spaniards. 1043 00:53:39,211 --> 00:53:40,234 Alex? 1044 00:53:40,811 --> 00:53:42,238 Who was in your bed, Jeremy? Who? 1045 00:53:42,302 --> 00:53:43,978 Look, I know how that sounded and... 1046 00:53:44,448 --> 00:53:46,052 Look, last night was a bit hazy, right? 1047 00:53:46,121 --> 00:53:48,458 -Who the fuck was in your bed? -It wasn't... 1048 00:53:48,521 --> 00:53:51,801 Uh, before anything else is said, Alex, I just want you to know 1049 00:53:51,867 --> 00:53:54,205 that there wasn't a woman in Jeremy's bed, it was a man. 1050 00:53:54,340 --> 00:53:58,199 And wait, wait, I know how that sounds. Um, what I mean is the boys and I, 1051 00:53:58,413 --> 00:54:00,751 -we just set it up as a, uh... -Stag night. 1052 00:54:00,813 --> 00:54:01,766 ...stag-night prank. 1053 00:54:02,087 --> 00:54:05,397 Please understand, because I would never do anything ever, or let him do anything, 1054 00:54:05,469 --> 00:54:07,766 to jeopardise what you two have, because you are just the best. 1055 00:54:08,814 --> 00:54:10,387 Could this get any more emotional? 1056 00:54:11,288 --> 00:54:12,529 Thank you, Peter. 1057 00:54:14,924 --> 00:54:16,166 Move, man, move! 1058 00:54:17,980 --> 00:54:19,335 You all right? 1059 00:54:20,525 --> 00:54:22,170 I wasn't upset 'cause I thought you'd done something, 1060 00:54:22,235 --> 00:54:23,693 I was upset 'cause I didn't know. 1061 00:54:24,635 --> 00:54:27,480 -What? -I just don't know if I wanna be... 1062 00:54:28,163 --> 00:54:31,184 one of those angry wives at home. I want you to be with me because you want to be, 1063 00:54:31,255 --> 00:54:33,665 and if you'd had to be with someone else one last time to figure that out, 1064 00:54:33,728 --> 00:54:35,332 -I just wish you could've told me. -Alex, 1065 00:54:35,401 --> 00:54:37,045 I haven't lied to you. 1066 00:54:37,692 --> 00:54:41,623 What Peter says sounds likely. 1067 00:54:41,692 --> 00:54:46,057 But for the sake of honesty, have you ever been unfaithful? 1068 00:54:48,238 --> 00:54:50,028 From the moment I saw you, 1069 00:54:50,093 --> 00:54:52,028 you have been the only woman in my life. 1070 00:54:53,002 --> 00:54:55,661 No one's been in my bed, or my mind, 1071 00:54:56,094 --> 00:54:57,336 because you 1072 00:54:57,804 --> 00:54:59,262 are in my heart. 1073 00:54:59,877 --> 00:55:02,029 The only confession I have to make 1074 00:55:02,095 --> 00:55:05,188 is that I love you with my entire being. 1075 00:55:06,459 --> 00:55:08,063 -Okay? -Okay. 1076 00:55:10,641 --> 00:55:14,356 Look, I'm not qualified to make this kind of sweet melodrama, 1077 00:55:14,496 --> 00:55:16,907 but we could keep going and make a fuck tape. 1078 00:55:18,388 --> 00:55:19,629 Just saying. 1079 00:55:20,025 --> 00:55:21,670 Walking back. 1080 00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:22,789 -All right? -Yeah. 1081 00:55:23,553 --> 00:55:25,342 -Shall we go? -Yeah, let's get married. 1082 00:55:27,007 --> 00:55:28,652 Anything to confess? 1083 00:55:28,935 --> 00:55:29,887 Um... 1084 00:55:30,571 --> 00:55:33,592 I got really drunk at Helen's birthday party and snogged some random guy. 1085 00:55:35,627 --> 00:55:36,579 Oh, and, 1086 00:55:36,645 --> 00:55:38,000 um, that weekend you were away in France, 1087 00:55:38,064 --> 00:55:39,957 this doesn't really count 'cause we were just mucking around, 1088 00:55:40,028 --> 00:55:42,065 but I slept with your cousin Sarah. 1089 00:55:42,173 --> 00:55:44,139 Yeah, go on with you! 1090 00:55:45,265 --> 00:55:46,175 Well? 1091 00:55:47,592 --> 00:55:51,016 - Yeah, we're getting married! 1092 00:55:53,411 --> 00:55:55,377 -Go get my money, yeah? -All right. 1093 00:56:03,776 --> 00:56:07,232 # Balabushka, Balabushka # 1094 00:56:08,286 --> 00:56:10,293 Start the car! Start the car! 1095 00:56:10,831 --> 00:56:12,042 Shit! 1096 00:56:13,269 --> 00:56:14,986 Start the fucking car! 1097 00:56:16,178 --> 00:56:18,402 -Go, go, go. -Oh, what the fuck are you doing? 1098 00:56:18,542 --> 00:56:21,097 -Jesus Christ! Shit. -Stop pushing buttons, stop pushing buttons! 1099 00:56:21,161 --> 00:56:24,471 -Stop pushing buttons! -What the fuck! Drive! Fucking drive! 1100 00:56:25,598 --> 00:56:30,004 -Drive. Go, go, go. -What the fuck? Look out! 1101 00:56:32,507 --> 00:56:33,862 Bloody hell! 1102 00:56:36,871 --> 00:56:37,782 Jesus! 1103 00:56:37,854 --> 00:56:40,037 What the hell is going on? 1104 00:56:40,399 --> 00:56:41,527 One minute you say I'm going to get paid 1105 00:56:41,600 --> 00:56:42,954 and the next minute your friends wanna kill you! 1106 00:56:43,019 --> 00:56:44,663 That wasn't them, this is the wrong church. 1107 00:56:44,909 --> 00:56:47,247 Get your arse out of my car now. 1108 00:56:47,455 --> 00:56:49,865 Or I'm gonna drive back round that corner and let them have you. 1109 00:56:49,928 --> 00:56:51,790 I promise you'll get paid. 1110 00:56:52,946 --> 00:56:55,171 Give me something now or no deal. 1111 00:56:56,002 --> 00:56:57,389 What else do you want? 1112 00:57:01,094 --> 00:57:02,003 Oh... 1113 00:57:03,530 --> 00:57:05,423 Maria, what can I say? 1114 00:57:07,276 --> 00:57:09,387 Except that you look absolutely ravishing. 1115 00:57:10,949 --> 00:57:13,174 -Just thought you should know. -Thank you. 1116 00:57:14,949 --> 00:57:16,336 Keep your mouth shut this time. 1117 00:57:21,097 --> 00:57:22,006 At last. 1118 00:57:24,988 --> 00:57:25,898 Right. 1119 00:57:26,406 --> 00:57:31,723 If anyone knows any reason why these two people should not be married, speak now! 1120 00:57:33,062 --> 00:57:35,576 He doesn't wanna marry you, fucker! 1121 00:57:35,716 --> 00:57:38,271 He loves me! Me! 1122 00:57:38,335 --> 00:57:40,889 It's a lie, it's a lie. I don't know her, I've never... 1123 00:57:42,881 --> 00:57:44,992 Oh, I'm so sorry. 1124 00:57:59,065 --> 00:58:00,492 To love and to honour... 1125 00:58:01,357 --> 00:58:02,856 ...until death do us part. 1126 00:58:05,539 --> 00:58:06,449 I will. 1127 00:58:07,757 --> 00:58:08,667 I will. 1128 00:58:08,958 --> 00:58:13,178 I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride. 1129 00:58:41,180 --> 00:58:42,236 Baby, I'm so... 1130 00:58:42,344 --> 00:58:45,406 You remembered the car and it plays a Spanish song? 1131 00:58:47,327 --> 00:58:48,495 -Why am I not surprised? -Shut up. 1132 00:58:48,963 --> 00:58:49,987 -Hmm? -But you... 1133 00:58:50,054 --> 00:58:51,585 Seriously, do not... 1134 00:59:00,419 --> 00:59:02,354 How brave are you, getting that car? 1135 00:59:02,419 --> 00:59:05,844 Not many men would have the balls to do that, but that's why I love you. 1136 00:59:06,165 --> 00:59:08,131 -Balls, yeah. -Hmm? 1137 00:59:11,875 --> 00:59:13,334 Shall we do the speech? I'll do the speech. 1138 00:59:14,203 --> 00:59:16,240 Ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention, please? 1139 00:59:17,331 --> 00:59:19,337 it's all right. I can get a set of these at 2.99 from Homebase. 1140 00:59:19,404 --> 00:59:21,297 --I told you they're hooligans. 1141 00:59:22,277 --> 00:59:23,591 Bear with me, I've not brought my glasses. 1142 00:59:24,495 --> 00:59:27,123 Uh, first, I would like to thank you all for coming. Thank you. 1143 00:59:27,187 --> 00:59:30,901 And especially I'd like to thank the beautiful bridesmaids. 1144 00:59:31,987 --> 00:59:35,629 Yes, yes, for doing a... Thank you, thank you... For doing a wonderful job 1145 00:59:35,697 --> 00:59:37,414 of putting one foot in front of the other, 1146 00:59:37,479 --> 00:59:38,834 and Julie, Sarah, 1147 00:59:38,970 --> 00:59:40,614 Helen, you're all beautiful and... 1148 00:59:42,825 --> 00:59:43,777 - Anisha, great legs. 1149 00:59:43,843 --> 00:59:46,688 And, of course, the wonderful Sandra... 1150 00:59:46,752 --> 00:59:50,136 --...who has been outshining everyone today. 1151 00:59:50,280 --> 00:59:51,264 Um, so... 1152 00:59:51,336 --> 00:59:53,746 I first met Jeremy when we were in college 1153 00:59:54,027 --> 00:59:56,540 and immediately I thought, "What a well-groomed, 1154 00:59:56,827 --> 00:59:58,761 "wonderfully articulate, good-looking young man." 1155 00:59:58,828 --> 01:00:01,311 So I thought I would set him up with a friend of mine. 1156 01:00:01,410 --> 01:00:03,085 Imagine my surprise when we found out he wasn't gay. 1157 01:00:04,537 --> 01:00:05,634 You boys remember that. 1158 01:00:06,028 --> 01:00:07,746 But, hey, if the guy says he's not gay, he's not gay. 1159 01:00:07,810 --> 01:00:09,486 I stand by him, not in front or behind, 1160 01:00:09,556 --> 01:00:11,522 but shoulder to shoulder. 1161 01:00:11,738 --> 01:00:13,310 Yeah, um... 1162 01:00:14,211 --> 01:00:17,057 We always knew Jeremy would be the most successful out of all of us. 1163 01:00:17,157 --> 01:00:20,250 He was the first one to get a full-time job, he was the first one 1164 01:00:20,684 --> 01:00:22,982 to get his own place, which I can tell you, comes in very handy 1165 01:00:23,049 --> 01:00:25,304 between Thursday and Sunday, when you need to have a little liaison 1166 01:00:25,377 --> 01:00:28,438 with one, two, or, at one time, three ladies. 1167 01:00:29,486 --> 01:00:31,824 Anyway, anyway, I've realised that, again, 1168 01:00:32,541 --> 01:00:36,440 Jeremy is the first of us to do something amazing, and that is to settle down, 1169 01:00:36,505 --> 01:00:38,150 and he has found the beautiful, 1170 01:00:38,214 --> 01:00:40,728 absolutely stunning Alexandra, so I think we should all... 1171 01:00:45,379 --> 01:00:49,569 The truth is, I didn't ever really think Jeremy could get much better than he is, but you... 1172 01:00:49,707 --> 01:00:52,045 you have made him a better person. 1173 01:00:52,544 --> 01:00:53,454 Um, 1174 01:00:53,526 --> 01:00:55,315 and I know that he's going to spend 1175 01:00:55,381 --> 01:00:56,508 the rest of his life 1176 01:00:56,580 --> 01:00:58,225 making sure that you come first, 1177 01:00:58,326 --> 01:01:01,172 - in and out of the bedroom. 1178 01:01:01,636 --> 01:01:03,891 Thank you. In all seriousness, 1179 01:01:04,473 --> 01:01:05,425 um, 1180 01:01:05,964 --> 01:01:07,753 Jeremy's a man of honour 1181 01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:09,315 and integrity. 1182 01:01:09,492 --> 01:01:12,409 But the truth is, when he met you, he became a whole lot better, 1183 01:01:12,655 --> 01:01:16,007 and, uh, I was really honoured when you asked me to be the best man, 1184 01:01:16,656 --> 01:01:18,622 because he's the best man I know. 1185 01:01:19,311 --> 01:01:21,649 And you are... You are the best woman. 1186 01:01:24,075 --> 01:01:25,648 Um, 1187 01:01:25,712 --> 01:01:27,792 I didn't ever really believe, to be honest, 1188 01:01:29,386 --> 01:01:31,320 that two souls could be meant for each other, 1189 01:01:32,113 --> 01:01:34,554 but, you know, you two really prove that love is real. 1190 01:01:35,314 --> 01:01:39,751 And, you know, I don't really know what else I can say after that, except... 1191 01:01:41,569 --> 01:01:42,852 To the bride and groom. 1192 01:01:43,206 --> 01:01:45,212 To the bride and groom. 1193 01:01:49,497 --> 01:01:51,101 Sorry, Alex. 1194 01:01:52,043 --> 01:01:53,326 -I love you, man. -I love you too, man. 1195 01:02:01,972 --> 01:02:04,009 Jack? Is it on? 1196 01:02:04,408 --> 01:02:06,632 Haven't I done enough filming for you? Can't I just enjoy the day? 1197 01:02:06,699 --> 01:02:08,810 It won't be a big Festen speech or anything, but I thought I'd give you 1198 01:02:08,882 --> 01:02:10,671 the heads-up on the big finale. 1199 01:02:10,737 --> 01:02:11,647 My speech. 1200 01:02:11,973 --> 01:02:13,980 -It better be good. -Yeah, it will be. 1201 01:02:15,137 --> 01:02:17,620 All right, everyone, can I have your attention, please? 1202 01:02:17,865 --> 01:02:20,927 Uh, first of all, thank you all for coming. 1203 01:02:21,175 --> 01:02:23,585 The whole point of all of this, for me and Alex, 1204 01:02:23,793 --> 01:02:26,927 was to celebrate "us" with all of you. 1205 01:02:27,248 --> 01:02:31,613 Because there's no other way to get this many people you know and love 1206 01:02:32,158 --> 01:02:34,164 in one place and... 1207 01:02:35,031 --> 01:02:36,821 shout from the rooftops, 1208 01:02:37,577 --> 01:02:39,397 "I love this girl!" 1209 01:02:45,105 --> 01:02:46,129 Now, 1210 01:02:46,742 --> 01:02:48,997 my good friends Jack and Helen 1211 01:02:49,324 --> 01:02:50,637 have been documenting this day, 1212 01:02:50,852 --> 01:02:53,624 trying to get to the bottom of what all this wedding business is all about. 1213 01:02:54,015 --> 01:02:54,926 Now, 1214 01:02:54,998 --> 01:02:56,673 I look at these two, 1215 01:02:56,889 --> 01:02:59,620 sweet, nihilistic lovers, 1216 01:03:00,089 --> 01:03:01,186 and I think to myself 1217 01:03:01,289 --> 01:03:03,296 there is nobody better suited. 1218 01:03:03,471 --> 01:03:05,582 Even though you two are never going to get married. 1219 01:03:05,653 --> 01:03:07,008 There's something about 1220 01:03:07,436 --> 01:03:11,077 your dark, twisted souls that are going to need each other forever. 1221 01:03:11,872 --> 01:03:15,700 And it's this intimate madness that gels you two. 1222 01:03:16,309 --> 01:03:19,155 And that's what Alex and I are celebrating with this. 1223 01:03:19,219 --> 01:03:20,274 So, 1224 01:03:20,674 --> 01:03:22,028 for the record, 1225 01:03:23,547 --> 01:03:26,971 - here's to the madness! - To the madness. 1226 01:03:37,476 --> 01:03:39,121 I'll see you in a sec. 1227 01:03:39,186 --> 01:03:41,771 -Hi. -Hey, Julie. How's your, uh... 1228 01:03:41,913 --> 01:03:44,250 -Oh, yeah. it's getting better, thanks. -Oh, good. 1229 01:03:44,313 --> 01:03:46,320 -Oh, well, we'll speak later. Hey, Sarah. -Hey, Peter. 1230 01:03:47,659 --> 01:03:49,914 Hey, I know you're upset. 1231 01:03:50,023 --> 01:03:52,869 But just in case your husband hasn't told you, 1232 01:03:52,969 --> 01:03:54,832 I just wanted to say that you look really beautiful today. 1233 01:03:55,588 --> 01:03:56,902 Thanks, Sarah. 1234 01:03:58,024 --> 01:04:00,579 What are you doing here anyway? I thought you didn't want to catch the bouquet. 1235 01:04:00,643 --> 01:04:01,926 Yeah, yeah, I don't. 1236 01:04:02,061 --> 01:04:05,889 I just thought it'd be fun to be part of the chaos that is bouquet-wrestling. 1237 01:04:06,899 --> 01:04:08,502 -Why are you here? -Exactly. 1238 01:04:09,880 --> 01:04:11,235 -Are you trying to embarrass me? -No. 1239 01:04:11,408 --> 01:04:12,360 People know you're married to me 1240 01:04:12,426 --> 01:04:14,175 and you're standing out here waiting to catch the flowers? 1241 01:04:14,244 --> 01:04:15,745 lt's just a bit of fun, Steve. 1242 01:04:16,317 --> 01:04:17,228 Go and sit down. 1243 01:04:22,865 --> 01:04:25,998 I know this is supposed to be at the end, but I couldn't wait. Are you ready? 1244 01:04:26,173 --> 01:04:27,415 Yeah! 1245 01:04:27,483 --> 01:04:29,201 Get ready for your John Woo moment. 1246 01:04:55,669 --> 01:04:57,241 We put this in 3-D, we got a seller. 1247 01:04:57,814 --> 01:04:59,966 -I don't know if I want to see that in 3-D, mate. -You're sick! 1248 01:05:11,380 --> 01:05:12,403 Hi. 1249 01:05:13,417 --> 01:05:14,627 Oh, Julie. 1250 01:05:16,435 --> 01:05:18,545 -Are you okay? -Yeah. Sorry. 1251 01:05:18,872 --> 01:05:20,330 Yeah, I'll take it from here, babe. 1252 01:05:21,527 --> 01:05:24,299 Jules, he's a prick, not worth crying over. 1253 01:05:25,128 --> 01:05:27,930 -Don't let him control you. Take charge. -No, it's not just that. 1254 01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:29,573 It's everything. 1255 01:05:29,637 --> 01:05:34,478 My arse hurts. My heart hurts. And I'm completely ruining Alex's day. 1256 01:05:34,584 --> 01:05:35,866 No, you're not! 1257 01:05:36,548 --> 01:05:39,609 I just want something to take the pain away. 1258 01:05:40,548 --> 01:05:41,717 Anything. 1259 01:05:43,930 --> 01:05:44,840 Well... 1260 01:05:46,694 --> 01:05:48,225 If you can avoid the stitches. 1261 01:05:48,512 --> 01:05:49,423 Remember to... 1262 01:05:50,913 --> 01:05:51,751 Well... 1263 01:05:57,350 --> 01:05:58,373 What are you doing? 1264 01:06:04,442 --> 01:06:05,352 Oi! 1265 01:06:09,861 --> 01:06:12,995 Please. From what I've heard, I'd have to piss on you so you could find it. 1266 01:06:28,336 --> 01:06:30,706 -Did you get a chance to tell Jeremy? -Yeah, yeah, I did. Shh. 1267 01:06:32,701 --> 01:06:34,376 -I'm going to steal my wife. -Congratulations! 1268 01:06:34,446 --> 01:06:35,543 Love youse. 1269 01:06:37,319 --> 01:06:39,978 Jeremy, I love you, but I need my daughter. Come on. 1270 01:06:40,047 --> 01:06:42,199 -I love you more. -Love you more! 1271 01:06:42,411 --> 01:06:45,039 Ah, so that's it, man. How does it feel? 1272 01:06:47,175 --> 01:06:49,803 I feel better than I have ever felt about anything. 1273 01:06:50,048 --> 01:06:52,676 I can tell, man. And you know what? You've made me think about a few things, too. 1274 01:06:52,740 --> 01:06:54,167 -Yeah? -Yeah. 1275 01:06:54,230 --> 01:06:55,617 -So thank you. -I love you. 1276 01:06:55,685 --> 01:06:57,000 I love you, too. 1277 01:07:11,397 --> 01:07:13,332 Sorry, I'm not in the mood. 1278 01:07:14,925 --> 01:07:17,656 Look at Anisha. I wish I could take charge like her. 1279 01:07:18,489 --> 01:07:20,827 How does she do it? I mean, do you think she's happy? 1280 01:07:21,507 --> 01:07:23,328 -Yeah, if she's in control, she's happy. -True. 1281 01:07:24,563 --> 01:07:27,552 -Come on, dance with me. -Aw, really? 1282 01:07:29,508 --> 01:07:32,964 So, um, do you think we should ever tell them about Vegas? 1283 01:07:33,073 --> 01:07:34,790 And lose the high ground? 1284 01:07:35,764 --> 01:07:36,674 Never. 1285 01:07:37,909 --> 01:07:39,875 I cheese-sandwich you, monkey. 1286 01:07:40,382 --> 01:07:42,462 I cheese-sandwich you, flatfoot. 1287 01:07:50,893 --> 01:07:52,569 I like your clothes. So brave. 1288 01:07:52,639 --> 01:07:55,122 Yeah, I was sort of going for a, uh, wrestling motif. 1289 01:07:55,330 --> 01:07:56,934 I'm actually quite a trend-setter. 1290 01:07:57,112 --> 01:07:59,005 This time next year everyone will be wearing this. 1291 01:07:59,076 --> 01:08:00,463 We love wrestling. 1292 01:08:01,186 --> 01:08:03,555 But it's not really the fashion side that interests me. 1293 01:08:03,804 --> 01:08:05,087 You love wrestling? 1294 01:08:07,259 --> 01:08:08,169 So do we. 1295 01:08:08,423 --> 01:08:10,140 Going to show me some of your special holds, then? 1296 01:08:10,533 --> 01:08:14,360 Yeah, I would love to. Uh, I could show you a counter on a figure-four leglock. 1297 01:08:14,461 --> 01:08:15,370 -Ooh. -Yeah. 1298 01:08:15,442 --> 01:08:17,594 I could hit you with a chair. 1299 01:08:29,662 --> 01:08:30,686 Hey. 1300 01:08:31,917 --> 01:08:33,489 -You okay? -Mmm. 1301 01:08:34,500 --> 01:08:35,927 Yeah, I'm fine. 1302 01:08:37,881 --> 01:08:43,230 It's funny, you know, it takes one hour and a vicar to get married. 1303 01:08:43,955 --> 01:08:47,741 And a divorce takes months and a whole load of money and lawyers... 1304 01:08:48,829 --> 01:08:50,764 Ugh, God, this is such a mess. 1305 01:08:52,247 --> 01:08:54,802 -I just feel like such a failure, you know? -No, you're not. 1306 01:08:55,666 --> 01:08:58,873 If there were one decent person here, they'd notice us. 1307 01:08:59,230 --> 01:09:03,130 Two beautiful, sexy, young women sitting here, and they'd come right over, 1308 01:09:03,485 --> 01:09:06,723 look you dead in the eye, tell you how great you look and say... 1309 01:09:07,049 --> 01:09:08,332 Would you like to dance? 1310 01:09:09,377 --> 01:09:10,401 Who, me? 1311 01:09:10,468 --> 01:09:14,513 I saw you sitting here and thought you looked like you could do with a dance. 1312 01:09:14,578 --> 01:09:16,544 Yeah, but why would you think that... 1313 01:09:17,124 --> 01:09:19,493 Oh, sorry, I thought... 1314 01:09:19,778 --> 01:09:22,219 -Well, Alex said... -Look, she is, okay? 1315 01:09:23,706 --> 01:09:25,351 Look, Sarah, we know. 1316 01:09:26,943 --> 01:09:29,426 And we love you and we just want you to be happy. 1317 01:09:31,598 --> 01:09:32,622 Thank you. 1318 01:09:33,744 --> 01:09:36,081 We love you, too. A lot. 1319 01:09:58,948 --> 01:10:00,406 Oh, Mandy! How did you get in here? 1320 01:10:00,475 --> 01:10:01,530 -Through the front door. -There was a guard. 1321 01:10:01,602 --> 01:10:03,785 -Punched him in the throat. -What's going on? Are you guys okay? 1322 01:10:03,857 --> 01:10:06,733 I'm sorry, J, but I tried to stop the wedding like you wanted, but I was late. 1323 01:10:06,985 --> 01:10:08,372 I think you should leave, love! 1324 01:10:08,658 --> 01:10:10,810 -Wait, wait, wait. -See, he needs me. 1325 01:10:11,058 --> 01:10:12,662 Jeremy, what is going on? 1326 01:10:13,313 --> 01:10:17,678 Um, when you think about it, I tried to let you know in my speech. 1327 01:10:19,314 --> 01:10:21,724 -"To the madness." -In your speech? 1328 01:10:21,860 --> 01:10:24,446 -Oh, right, yeah, you said... -Said he still loves me. 1329 01:10:24,697 --> 01:10:26,051 What? 1330 01:10:26,151 --> 01:10:28,304 - What? - Jeremy! 1331 01:10:30,370 --> 01:10:33,680 Please tell me this is some kind of sick joke! 1332 01:10:34,079 --> 01:10:37,028 Mandy, I owe Alex an explanation. 1333 01:10:37,607 --> 01:10:40,556 So just give me a minute and I'll see you outside. 1334 01:10:41,499 --> 01:10:42,523 See? 1335 01:10:42,663 --> 01:10:44,381 You can't fight against true love. 1336 01:10:44,445 --> 01:10:45,541 --Mandy. 1337 01:10:50,519 --> 01:10:53,002 Okay, um, now what are you going to say to her? 1338 01:10:53,064 --> 01:10:54,926 -I don't know. -Okay, what the fuck is going on? 1339 01:10:54,992 --> 01:10:55,902 Why are you going to speak to her? 1340 01:10:55,973 --> 01:10:58,011 "To the madness." Keep up, Pete. 1341 01:10:58,883 --> 01:11:00,673 -I love you, Alex. -I love you, Jeremy. 1342 01:11:03,066 --> 01:11:05,548 Just try not to get stabbed in the throat. 1343 01:11:06,666 --> 01:11:07,876 -Yeah. -All right. 1344 01:11:07,939 --> 01:11:08,891 Good luck. 1345 01:11:08,957 --> 01:11:11,440 Why does he need luck? Why is he going to go and speak to her? 1346 01:11:11,503 --> 01:11:14,276 -I really need a drink, Pete. -No, no. I love this song. Let's dance. 1347 01:11:15,394 --> 01:11:16,926 -To the madness. -To the madness. 1348 01:11:22,450 --> 01:11:23,360 Mandy... 1349 01:11:26,269 --> 01:11:27,479 Thanks for back there. 1350 01:11:28,306 --> 01:11:31,223 Not making me feel so crazy as I sometimes do. 1351 01:11:33,833 --> 01:11:35,365 Part of me knew you weren't going to leave her today. 1352 01:11:37,434 --> 01:11:39,152 -So I got you something... -Whoa! Mandy, no! 1353 01:11:39,252 --> 01:11:40,236 What? 1354 01:11:40,453 --> 01:11:42,636 It's a gift. 1355 01:11:43,180 --> 01:11:46,056 I wrapped it in tinfoil because I couldn't find any wrapping paper. 1356 01:11:46,454 --> 01:11:47,363 A boomerang? 1357 01:11:47,944 --> 01:11:49,620 It's symbolic, you knob. 1358 01:11:51,218 --> 01:11:53,297 You might not leave her today, 1359 01:11:53,836 --> 01:11:55,771 but one day you'll be back. 1360 01:11:59,073 --> 01:12:00,284 Come here. 1361 01:12:01,619 --> 01:12:03,626 You'll be okay. You'll find someone. 1362 01:12:13,221 --> 01:12:16,242 Hey, you didn't happen to send a package to me at home, did you? 1363 01:12:16,531 --> 01:12:19,406 -A pair of balls? In ajar? -I wish I had. 1364 01:12:20,931 --> 01:12:22,432 You need a pair. 1365 01:13:03,082 --> 01:13:05,523 Why am I having to look for you amongst all these strangers? Huh? 1366 01:13:05,592 --> 01:13:08,033 Are you trying to make me look like some sort of cock today? 1367 01:13:08,137 --> 01:13:11,200 -Show me up like this again and I'll... -There won't be a next time, Steve, 1368 01:13:11,701 --> 01:13:12,943 - because I'm leaving you. 1369 01:13:13,084 --> 01:13:14,212 I'd like to see that. 1370 01:13:14,357 --> 01:13:16,001 Who's going to love you, with all your whining and crying? 1371 01:13:16,066 --> 01:13:17,928 My friends love me, and you know what? 1372 01:13:17,993 --> 01:13:21,779 I'm starting to realise I'm not that bad and I deserve a lot better than this. 1373 01:13:21,848 --> 01:13:22,759 Yeah. 1374 01:13:23,049 --> 01:13:24,797 Why don't you leave her alone? 1375 01:13:26,795 --> 01:13:29,164 Why don't you stay out of this, mate? 1376 01:13:30,468 --> 01:13:32,651 - Come on, then. 1377 01:13:34,469 --> 01:13:35,379 Wanker! 1378 01:13:36,505 --> 01:13:38,295 Yeah, really? 1379 01:13:38,869 --> 01:13:41,962 - Um, you okay? - Yeah, I'm fine. 1380 01:13:42,033 --> 01:13:42,943 Sure? 1381 01:13:43,233 --> 01:13:45,385 Do you have somewhere to stay, like with one of the girls or something? 1382 01:13:45,452 --> 01:13:47,789 Yeah, I'll be fine. Thanks. 1383 01:13:47,852 --> 01:13:49,207 Okay. 'Cause you know you can stay at my place 1384 01:13:49,270 --> 01:13:51,929 -if you want to get out... -Peter, not all of us need saving, okay? 1385 01:13:52,798 --> 01:13:53,854 Okay. 1386 01:13:56,035 --> 01:13:57,245 What's your place like? 1387 01:13:58,181 --> 01:13:59,350 Oh, uh... 1388 01:14:00,509 --> 01:14:01,491 One bedroom. 1389 01:14:01,563 --> 01:14:03,135 - But I can sleep on the couch, or you can. 1390 01:14:03,999 --> 01:14:06,586 There's a cinema down the road. I cook. Might make a difference from that twat. 1391 01:14:07,964 --> 01:14:09,278 But, you know, if you don't want to, it's cool... 1392 01:14:09,346 --> 01:14:10,557 No, actually that would be amazing. 1393 01:14:10,619 --> 01:14:11,529 -Yeah? -Yeah. 1394 01:14:11,601 --> 01:14:12,511 Great! 1395 01:14:12,583 --> 01:14:13,606 Good, good, yeah. 1396 01:14:14,001 --> 01:14:14,953 Um, good. 1397 01:14:16,038 --> 01:14:18,738 -Um, just have one question. -Yeah? 1398 01:14:18,947 --> 01:14:21,244 Please answer honestly. Um... 1399 01:14:21,748 --> 01:14:23,062 Do you pee on the toilet seat? 1400 01:14:23,312 --> 01:14:28,773 What? No, no, no. I don't... No, I lift it up, I do my thing, 1401 01:14:29,167 --> 01:14:30,987 - and I put it back down again. 1402 01:14:31,167 --> 01:14:33,060 That's a really bizarre question... 1403 01:14:46,224 --> 01:14:48,231 Welcome to family, son! 1404 01:14:51,025 --> 01:14:56,301 If you ever hurt my daughter, it's not going to be pig's balls in ajar or box, 1405 01:14:56,371 --> 01:14:59,174 it's going to be yours, entender? 1406 01:14:59,971 --> 01:15:01,791 Of course! You sent them! 1407 01:15:04,954 --> 01:15:07,106 Family! 1408 01:15:07,427 --> 01:15:09,144 -Shall we go? Okay. -Yeah. 1409 01:15:11,682 --> 01:15:13,648 Why is Julie snogging Peter? 1410 01:15:14,955 --> 01:15:19,145 And why the fuck is my cousin kissing that girl? 1411 01:15:19,937 --> 01:15:22,958 Baby, don't worry about it. 1412 01:15:25,538 --> 01:15:29,759 -Right! We're off to consummate marriage! -Whoo! 1413 01:15:39,649 --> 01:15:42,205 I want what every single man wants from marriage... 1414 01:15:42,269 --> 01:15:43,178 Sex on tap. 1415 01:15:44,596 --> 01:15:46,127 I'm joking. Mostly. 1416 01:15:46,633 --> 01:15:49,912 No, I'm not bothered about all the stuff that goes with marriage... 1417 01:15:49,978 --> 01:15:52,679 -The house, car... -Dinner plates... 1418 01:15:53,070 --> 01:15:54,497 Who needs all that crap? 1419 01:15:54,597 --> 01:15:56,780 I just wanna spend the rest of my life with someone... 1420 01:15:57,288 --> 01:16:00,713 ...I can reach out for and have them find my hand without thinking. 1421 01:16:01,143 --> 01:16:03,844 Someone that I can look across a crowded room for... 1422 01:16:04,272 --> 01:16:07,003 ...and see them staring back at me, smiling. 1423 01:16:07,835 --> 01:16:10,246 -Someone to finish... -...your thoughts and sentences. 1424 01:16:11,218 --> 01:16:13,401 Someone I can just... 1425 01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:16,314 ...connect with. 108556