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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:57,145 --> 00:01:02,333 The time is now 10:41, 19 minutes before countdown. 2 00:01:02,433 --> 00:01:05,007 19 minutes. 3 00:03:07,683 --> 00:03:09,875 - Yes? Yeah. - Jeannie? 4 00:03:09,975 --> 00:03:14,000 This is Pete. See if you can find someone to take a story for me. 5 00:03:14,100 --> 00:03:15,416 My typewriter's seized up. 6 00:03:15,516 --> 00:03:17,125 - I'll try. - You all right? 7 00:03:17,225 --> 00:03:18,458 Yeah, so far. 8 00:03:18,558 --> 00:03:21,382 You better come up here, Jeannie. No sense of being on your own. 9 00:03:21,725 --> 00:03:24,116 Pete, how long before we know... 10 00:03:24,516 --> 00:03:27,291 - Copy desk? Hold, I'm giving you newsroom. - Yes? 11 00:03:27,391 --> 00:03:30,166 - Look, Kitty, do me a favour. - Are you ready? 12 00:03:30,266 --> 00:03:32,666 - Who's there? - Pete Stenning. I can't write. 13 00:03:32,766 --> 00:03:33,833 Now, will you take it for me? 14 00:03:33,933 --> 00:03:36,416 But for what? Who says there's gonna be an edition? 15 00:03:36,516 --> 00:03:38,299 Just take it. 16 00:03:39,583 --> 00:03:42,965 Okay Go ahead. Nice and slow. 17 00:03:43,183 --> 00:03:47,715 It is exactly 30 minutes since the corrective bombs were detonated. 18 00:03:48,058 --> 00:03:51,333 Within the next few hours, the world will know 19 00:03:51,433 --> 00:03:54,041 whether this is the end or another beginning. 20 00:03:54,141 --> 00:03:58,299 The rebirth of man or his final obituary. 21 00:03:58,516 --> 00:04:02,083 For the last time, man pursued his brother with a sword, 22 00:04:02,183 --> 00:04:04,916 and so the final fire was kindled. 23 00:04:05,016 --> 00:04:07,208 The Earth that was to live forever 24 00:04:07,308 --> 00:04:11,291 was blasted by a great wind towards oblivion. 25 00:04:11,391 --> 00:04:14,708 It is strange to think that barely 90 days ago... 26 00:04:23,100 --> 00:04:25,083 Davis. Yeah? 27 00:04:25,183 --> 00:04:28,041 When did it collapse? Anyone in it? 28 00:04:28,141 --> 00:04:30,791 Try and get a local photographer. I'll send someone. 29 00:04:30,891 --> 00:04:31,916 Mitchell! 30 00:04:32,016 --> 00:04:34,125 - Yes, Dave? - More flood trouble. 31 00:04:34,225 --> 00:04:37,125 Ascot Racecourse, new grandstand collapsed. 32 00:04:37,225 --> 00:04:40,250 About the only thing not underwater in that area seems to be Windsor Castle. 33 00:04:40,350 --> 00:04:42,041 - Martin's down there. Take a photographer. - Right. 34 00:04:42,141 --> 00:04:45,541 I think Foreign gets the splash tonight, Dave. Big earthquake piece from Jakarta. 35 00:04:45,641 --> 00:04:47,541 We got enough splashes with these floods. 36 00:04:47,641 --> 00:04:51,166 "Exeter marooned. Five to six feet of water, main Devon roads. 37 00:04:51,266 --> 00:04:55,007 "Marines move in with high troop carriers." I'll even take earthquakes. 38 00:04:55,475 --> 00:04:57,666 Steve, try and get a call through to Plymouth. 39 00:04:57,766 --> 00:05:00,549 Tell Denison to give us the latest Lynmouth position. 40 00:05:01,350 --> 00:05:05,791 "Add flash. Beauty queen riot. Contestants sue each other." 41 00:05:05,891 --> 00:05:08,958 Yeah, we got some great pictures, but Jeff says we're a family newspaper. 42 00:05:09,058 --> 00:05:10,458 Down here, Mr Davis. 43 00:05:10,558 --> 00:05:13,250 - Anything new on the test? - Only the last AP report, sir. 44 00:05:13,350 --> 00:05:16,125 New York announces it was detonated 25 miles from the South Pole. 45 00:05:16,225 --> 00:05:18,666 - Must be the biggest bang yet. - Not that test. The cricket. 46 00:05:18,766 --> 00:05:21,916 Oh. Sorry, sir. Still no play. Six inches under... 47 00:05:22,016 --> 00:05:24,041 - Were you getting tea? - I wasn't, Mr Davis... 48 00:05:24,141 --> 00:05:26,416 - Well, you are now. - Anything else exciting? 49 00:05:26,516 --> 00:05:30,041 Yeah, four transatlantic jets grounded with reported navigation trouble. 50 00:05:30,141 --> 00:05:32,291 - What causes navigation trouble? - Sunspots. 51 00:05:32,391 --> 00:05:34,416 - Sunspots? - Well, ask a silly question... 52 00:05:34,516 --> 00:05:36,708 Right here, Mr Maguire. 53 00:05:36,808 --> 00:05:37,958 More protest letters, sir. 54 00:05:38,058 --> 00:05:41,166 - No. Take 'em to Features. - Features said take them to you, sir. 55 00:05:41,266 --> 00:05:44,458 I can't stop the bloody bomb. It went off 10 days ago! 56 00:05:44,558 --> 00:05:45,583 All right. Put 'em down. 57 00:05:45,883 --> 00:05:47,875 Take those back to the morgue, will you? 58 00:05:47,975 --> 00:05:50,049 - Sir. - Yeah? 59 00:05:50,558 --> 00:05:53,132 No, this is Bill Maguire here. 60 00:05:53,350 --> 00:05:56,208 Oh, I'm sorry, Sandy. He's out of the office at the moment. 61 00:05:56,308 --> 00:05:59,291 Well, yes, even reporters have to go sometime. 62 00:05:59,391 --> 00:06:02,125 Yes, all right. I'll tell him. Would you mind telling me something? 63 00:06:02,225 --> 00:06:04,625 I was under the impression that you wanted a piece on thrombosis. 64 00:06:04,725 --> 00:06:06,375 Well, as I can only do one thing at a time, 65 00:06:06,475 --> 00:06:09,007 what am I expected to do with all these protest letters? 66 00:06:09,183 --> 00:06:11,416 Thank you very much but there's 1,700 of them. 67 00:06:11,516 --> 00:06:14,375 Don't worry about that now. Go down and see if my car's back, will you? 68 00:06:14,475 --> 00:06:15,750 It's a tan Morris in the side entrance. 69 00:06:15,850 --> 00:06:18,666 If it is, Mr Stenning's probably in Harry's Bar. Tell him he's wanted, quick. 70 00:06:18,766 --> 00:06:20,750 - Sir. - And how's the thrombosis market? 71 00:06:20,850 --> 00:06:21,958 Great. 72 00:06:22,058 --> 00:06:25,458 This'll give the high-paid executive readers a nice moment of anxiety 73 00:06:25,558 --> 00:06:26,583 at their breakfast tomorrow. 74 00:06:26,683 --> 00:06:27,924 Boy! 75 00:06:42,058 --> 00:06:44,750 Mr Sanderson's asking for you, Mr Stenning. 76 00:06:44,850 --> 00:06:46,916 So they sent Pip the cabin boy to bail me out. 77 00:06:47,016 --> 00:06:50,000 - I think he was in a hurry, sir. - Yes, well, you just tell him I'll be coming up 78 00:06:50,100 --> 00:06:51,340 when he sees the bubbles. 79 00:06:51,641 --> 00:06:53,291 I just got to get some clips from the library, sir. 80 00:06:53,391 --> 00:06:54,958 Fine. Make sure my obituary's up-to-date. 81 00:06:55,058 --> 00:06:57,708 But why alter my heading? What is he trying to do, make a job for himself? 82 00:06:57,808 --> 00:06:59,708 Bill, you can't print a feature on thrombosis 83 00:06:59,808 --> 00:07:01,541 and call it "You too can be the death of the party." 84 00:07:01,641 --> 00:07:04,666 Aw, we're all getting soft. That's what we're all getting, soft. 85 00:07:04,766 --> 00:07:06,750 - Hi, Billy boy. - Good evening. 86 00:07:06,850 --> 00:07:08,458 Well, your car's safely back. 87 00:07:08,558 --> 00:07:12,000 It's a fine vessel and should prove seaworthy for another hundred years or so. 88 00:07:12,100 --> 00:07:14,708 What I don't understand, why bother to come back? 89 00:07:14,808 --> 00:07:17,708 You borrow my car for lunch, why bother to hurry back at 6:30? 90 00:07:17,808 --> 00:07:20,750 - I saw my kid today. - Oh, yeah? 91 00:07:20,850 --> 00:07:22,708 Yeah. Battersea Pleasure Gardens. 92 00:07:22,808 --> 00:07:25,458 She lets me see him sometime. It's my legal right, you know. 93 00:07:26,933 --> 00:07:30,458 We spent the afternoon on the ghost train, the only customers in the rain. 94 00:07:30,558 --> 00:07:33,340 - You know, Sandy's been screaming for you. - He's a nice little kid. 95 00:07:33,850 --> 00:07:37,382 Bright, too. Remembered me after about 10 minutes. 96 00:07:39,891 --> 00:07:41,791 You can throw this lot down, too. My floor's full. 97 00:07:41,891 --> 00:07:44,541 Well, what's it like to have fan mail? 98 00:07:44,641 --> 00:07:47,166 Biggest experimental bang of all time is 10 days old. 99 00:07:47,266 --> 00:07:49,041 Instead of being proud, the public demands we stop it. 100 00:07:49,141 --> 00:07:51,000 Oh, I don't know. The best science man in the street 101 00:07:51,100 --> 00:07:52,625 ought to be able pull off a little job like that. 102 00:07:52,725 --> 00:07:54,041 Make a trick film maybe. 103 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:55,166 Yeah, you know, 104 00:07:55,266 --> 00:07:57,791 the mushroom goes back into the bomb, the bomb goes back into the plane, 105 00:07:57,891 --> 00:08:00,875 which flies backwards over the task force steaming backwards from the Antarctic. 106 00:08:00,975 --> 00:08:02,833 Yeah, you better start climbing backwards to Sandy's office. 107 00:08:02,933 --> 00:08:03,958 He wouldn't believe you were in church. 108 00:08:04,058 --> 00:08:05,666 He probably wants me to take over the Science desk. 109 00:08:05,766 --> 00:08:07,875 Promotion. Stenning rises again. 110 00:08:07,975 --> 00:08:10,208 Don't think you wouldn't be welcome. 111 00:08:10,308 --> 00:08:11,458 - What have we got? - A flash. 112 00:08:11,558 --> 00:08:14,840 "Spitsbergen reports the largest earth tremors ever recorded." 113 00:08:16,141 --> 00:08:17,916 Sorry I wasn't around, Sandy. 114 00:08:18,016 --> 00:08:19,666 Okay, I'm used to it. 115 00:08:19,766 --> 00:08:22,215 - You know anything about sunspots? - Sunspots? 116 00:08:24,241 --> 00:08:25,333 You hear that static? 117 00:08:25,433 --> 00:08:27,625 My favourite tune. But I don't think it'll make the top 10. 118 00:08:27,725 --> 00:08:29,000 I'm not joking, Pete. 119 00:08:29,100 --> 00:08:31,041 There's usually a lot of sunspot static this time of year, 120 00:08:31,141 --> 00:08:32,958 and during the last week it's been heavier than ever. 121 00:08:33,058 --> 00:08:34,833 The TV people are having trouble with their picture. 122 00:08:34,933 --> 00:08:36,000 And so's the public. 123 00:08:36,100 --> 00:08:38,541 - Do me a 500-worder for the leading page. - Success! 124 00:08:38,641 --> 00:08:41,875 Wait a minute. Here are a couple of items about navigation trouble. 125 00:08:41,975 --> 00:08:44,424 - Maybe you can tie them in. - Yeah, why not? 126 00:08:44,683 --> 00:08:46,583 Hey, great idea. 127 00:08:46,683 --> 00:08:49,041 With all these floods, what about a Daily Express ark? 128 00:08:49,141 --> 00:08:50,583 Great sales promotion, Sandy. 129 00:08:50,683 --> 00:08:53,500 You know what, Pete? I really think you're gonna have to try a bit harder. 130 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:56,007 This paper isn't built to carry passengers. 131 00:08:57,100 --> 00:08:58,674 All right? 132 00:08:59,391 --> 00:09:01,007 Okay. 133 00:09:04,641 --> 00:09:06,291 Well, Billy boy, they got me doing your homework. 134 00:09:06,391 --> 00:09:07,958 500 words on sunspots. 135 00:09:08,058 --> 00:09:09,791 Have you seen the figures on some of these earth tremors? 136 00:09:09,891 --> 00:09:11,375 Is another planet trying to contact us? 137 00:09:11,475 --> 00:09:13,000 "Are you receiving me? Are you receiving me? 138 00:09:13,100 --> 00:09:14,500 "You are? Well, get knotted." 139 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:16,958 Must've been a hell of a big bang to give these seismograph readings. 140 00:09:17,058 --> 00:09:19,215 Tell me all about sunspots, Daddy. 141 00:09:19,891 --> 00:09:23,625 Sunspots are caused when the rays of the sun beat down on an unprotected torso, 142 00:09:23,725 --> 00:09:26,416 thus causing a sun rash similar to acne. 143 00:09:26,516 --> 00:09:27,791 I thought it was clean living that did that. 144 00:09:27,891 --> 00:09:28,916 Ring up the Meteorological Centre. 145 00:09:29,016 --> 00:09:31,583 See if you can speak to Sir John Kelly. Maybe he'll give you some quotes. 146 00:09:31,683 --> 00:09:34,708 - If not, you can talk to Pat Holroyd. - Pat Holroyd, that berk from Picture Post? 147 00:09:34,808 --> 00:09:37,041 Oh, he's a PRO now. He's gone legitimate. 148 00:09:37,141 --> 00:09:39,166 Well, this calls for a celebration toast. 149 00:09:39,266 --> 00:09:41,500 Pete, ring the Met Centre. 150 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:44,958 I'll be back. It's six and a half minutes past my medicine time. 151 00:09:45,058 --> 00:09:47,299 Get me the Met Centre, please. 152 00:09:54,266 --> 00:09:56,375 - Thanks for holding on, Bill. - Holding on to what? 153 00:09:56,475 --> 00:09:59,541 My job. This may not be a revelation to you, but, and I quote, 154 00:09:59,641 --> 00:10:01,416 "The thrill is gone, Bill, it's really gone." 155 00:10:01,516 --> 00:10:02,541 You know what I think? 156 00:10:02,641 --> 00:10:04,291 I should get my finger out and peck on the typewriter. 157 00:10:04,391 --> 00:10:06,666 - Roughly. - Alcoholics of the press, unite. 158 00:10:08,508 --> 00:10:09,541 Yes? 159 00:10:09,641 --> 00:10:14,000 Oh, yes. This is Peter Stenning, Daily Express. Sir John Kelly, please. 160 00:10:14,100 --> 00:10:16,833 Well, it's nice of you to be interested. I want to speak about sunspots. 161 00:10:16,933 --> 00:10:19,041 Just one moment, please. What do I do with the press? 162 00:10:19,141 --> 00:10:20,375 What does he want you to do? 163 00:10:20,475 --> 00:10:22,208 Wants to talk to Sir John about sunspots. 164 00:10:22,308 --> 00:10:24,708 Oh, dreary. Press office. No direct calls to Sir John. 165 00:10:24,808 --> 00:10:27,375 Sorry to keep you waiting. I'm putting you through to the press office. 166 00:10:27,475 --> 00:10:30,708 Look, I don't want the press office, dear. I want Sir John Kelly. 167 00:10:30,808 --> 00:10:33,375 All right, all right. Then get me Mr Pat Holroyd. 168 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,458 Yeah? Oh yeah, Sandy. 169 00:10:36,558 --> 00:10:40,125 Yes, I understand all that, dear, but Holroyd knows me. 170 00:10:40,225 --> 00:10:42,708 We used to work together. Now, just tell him Peter Stenning. 171 00:10:42,808 --> 00:10:45,916 No, I'd rather do this myself. I've got my own sources... 172 00:10:46,016 --> 00:10:49,416 Look, just tell Mr Holroyd! This girl's a bigger threat than radiation. 173 00:10:49,516 --> 00:10:53,041 I heard that remark. Listen, I don't care if you're Lord Rothermere himself. 174 00:10:53,141 --> 00:10:55,666 All right, Beaverbrook. I'm putting you through to the press office. 175 00:10:55,766 --> 00:10:57,250 You were gonna get me Mr Holroyd. 176 00:10:57,350 --> 00:10:59,125 Would you get me Professor Lambert... 177 00:10:59,225 --> 00:11:02,208 Listen, your job is to pass messages on when you're asked. 178 00:11:02,308 --> 00:11:05,041 My job is to do what I'm told by the people who gave me the job. 179 00:11:05,141 --> 00:11:07,416 And anyway, this isn't my job. I'm from the pool. 180 00:11:07,516 --> 00:11:09,632 Well, why don't you dive back in and drown? 181 00:11:10,141 --> 00:11:12,708 I take it you didn't get much change out of her. 182 00:11:12,808 --> 00:11:15,666 I'm going over there, and I'm gonna shake her till the tilt sign goes up. 183 00:11:15,766 --> 00:11:17,916 Fine. In the meantime, shake my car keys out of your pocket. 184 00:11:18,016 --> 00:11:19,541 I may want to use it before closing time. 185 00:11:21,558 --> 00:11:23,632 Hello. Professor Lambert? 186 00:11:24,141 --> 00:11:27,174 Hello. It's Bill Maguire here of the Daily Express, Tom. 187 00:11:27,433 --> 00:11:32,715 Hello. Tom, about these seismograph readings of the latest American experiment. 188 00:11:33,475 --> 00:11:37,174 Would you say they were bigger than the official announcement gives out? 189 00:11:37,391 --> 00:11:40,049 Oh, off the record, of course. 190 00:11:41,058 --> 00:11:42,882 Something pretty huge? 191 00:11:57,641 --> 00:11:59,958 - Press office. - Straight through. Second left. 192 00:12:00,058 --> 00:12:02,958 - Mr Holroyd's on the same floor, isn't he? - No, sir. One up. 193 00:12:03,058 --> 00:12:06,132 - Did you have an appointment? - No. I'm just going into the press office. 194 00:12:19,933 --> 00:12:24,125 Hello, Pat. Well, this is a bit better than Picture Post. Isn't it? 195 00:12:24,225 --> 00:12:25,708 Stenning, what the hell do you want? 196 00:12:25,808 --> 00:12:27,416 - A quote on sunspots. - Sunspots? 197 00:12:27,516 --> 00:12:30,875 Look, just tell me that the static, the monsoon, the compass trouble, 198 00:12:30,975 --> 00:12:34,125 and the terrible shows we get on television are all caused by sunspots. 199 00:12:34,225 --> 00:12:36,416 And that the sunspots are caused by bigger bomb experiments 200 00:12:36,516 --> 00:12:37,583 and I'll leave you in peace. 201 00:12:37,683 --> 00:12:39,708 Well, there usually is a bit of extra sunspot activity 202 00:12:39,808 --> 00:12:41,000 this time of the year, old boy. 203 00:12:41,100 --> 00:12:42,500 But I don't think it has much to do with anything. 204 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:43,958 But there could be some connection. 205 00:12:44,058 --> 00:12:45,666 Oh, come on, say yes. What harm could it do you? 206 00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:49,208 Look, Stenning, it's nice to see you again, but I'm afraid I'm up to my neck, old boy. 207 00:12:49,308 --> 00:12:51,250 All right, Miss Johnson. Take this to the typing pool, 208 00:12:51,350 --> 00:12:53,340 have it mimeographed immediately. 209 00:12:53,891 --> 00:12:56,875 - I see you're still a bit of a liberty taker... - Well, give me something, Pat. 210 00:12:56,975 --> 00:12:59,416 - I've got to get a story out of this. - Sorry, can't oblige, old boy... 211 00:12:59,516 --> 00:13:02,333 But why not? It's a perfectly routine, harmless, silly season story. 212 00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:05,632 - Look, Peter, you've no right to be here. - Well, it is, isn't it? 213 00:13:06,141 --> 00:13:09,875 - Well, just tell me, yes or no. - I don't have to tell you anything, Stenning. 214 00:13:09,975 --> 00:13:12,625 You got no special position that entitles you to a first break 215 00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:14,416 on anything that comes into this office. 216 00:13:14,516 --> 00:13:16,215 You mean, something has come in. 217 00:13:18,558 --> 00:13:20,750 - Miss Johnson? - She's out of the office, Sir John. 218 00:13:20,850 --> 00:13:22,541 - Who's there? - Holroyd, sir. 219 00:13:22,641 --> 00:13:25,382 - Come in immediately, Holroyd. - Right, sir. 220 00:13:26,100 --> 00:13:27,458 Now, if you don't mind, Stenning... 221 00:13:27,558 --> 00:13:30,791 I suppose there couldn't be some information that hasn't hit the British public yet. 222 00:13:30,891 --> 00:13:34,125 If there is, you'll get it when everyone else does, in the official release. 223 00:13:34,225 --> 00:13:35,458 Oh, Miss Johnson, 224 00:13:35,558 --> 00:13:37,916 perhaps you'd take Mr Stenning down to the press room, would you? 225 00:13:38,016 --> 00:13:40,916 - Of course, sir. - It's nice to meet an old pal. 226 00:13:41,016 --> 00:13:44,924 - Come this way, please, Mr Stenning. - Normally, darling, it would be a pleasure, 227 00:13:45,100 --> 00:13:46,500 but at the moment, work before women. 228 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:49,166 The general pattern is pretty clear, but until we get the full picture... 229 00:13:49,266 --> 00:13:50,291 - Yes? - Sir John. 230 00:13:50,391 --> 00:13:51,750 - I have only one question to ask you. - Who are you? 231 00:13:51,850 --> 00:13:53,916 I think this gentleman's come to the wrong department. 232 00:13:54,016 --> 00:13:55,291 How are the effects of the recent bomb 233 00:13:55,391 --> 00:13:57,083 different from all the others we've managed to survive? 234 00:13:57,183 --> 00:13:59,916 I don't know what your job is, young man, but it's not mine to speculate. 235 00:14:00,016 --> 00:14:02,458 - Come along, Stenning. - But they are different, aren't they, Sir John? 236 00:14:02,558 --> 00:14:05,791 - You're not making this any easier... - All right. All right. Relax. 237 00:14:05,891 --> 00:14:08,791 Good try, old man. But these diabolical liberties will get you nowhere. 238 00:14:08,891 --> 00:14:11,424 Oh, come off it. You've gate-crashed for a story often enough. 239 00:14:24,516 --> 00:14:28,041 - Oh, hello. Have you come to fix this? - Well, I hadn't, but for you, why not? 240 00:14:28,141 --> 00:14:30,583 Oh, I'm sorry. They said they'd send someone. 241 00:14:30,683 --> 00:14:32,250 Can I help you? Nearly everyone's gone home. 242 00:14:32,350 --> 00:14:34,791 Yeah, I'd like a copy of tonight's official line release. 243 00:14:34,891 --> 00:14:37,333 - Tonight's what? - The official release, sweetie. 244 00:14:37,433 --> 00:14:41,965 Oh, those were all a bit smudged. It's over-inking. I'll get you a clean one. 245 00:14:42,891 --> 00:14:44,250 We're in a terrible state here. 246 00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:47,333 What with summer holidays and flu, we're all doing everyone else's job. 247 00:14:47,433 --> 00:14:48,799 It happens to the best of us. 248 00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:50,791 Success. No smudges. 249 00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:52,750 - This is all I get, sweetie? - That's all you get. 250 00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:55,166 - Wouldn't like a drink, a meal or a lift home? - That's correct. 251 00:14:55,266 --> 00:14:57,583 - Just for my record, I'd like your name. - Peter Stenning. 252 00:14:57,683 --> 00:14:59,882 Just for my record, I'd like yours. 253 00:15:00,308 --> 00:15:01,708 - Peter Stenning? - Yeah. 254 00:15:01,808 --> 00:15:03,458 - Express? - Oh, you've heard of me. 255 00:15:03,558 --> 00:15:07,000 Oh, yes. And if you're Peter Stenning, that's not all you get. 256 00:15:07,100 --> 00:15:09,250 - Oh, great, great. - You get this, too, sweetie. 257 00:15:09,350 --> 00:15:12,507 Now if you'll excuse me, I have to dive back into the pool. 258 00:15:30,308 --> 00:15:33,833 800 grisly words on thrombosis, and look what they do to me. 259 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,708 "Stubborn men and the killer they caught." 260 00:15:35,808 --> 00:15:37,375 What sort of impact heading is that? 261 00:15:37,475 --> 00:15:39,000 I might as well be working on The Police Gazette. 262 00:15:39,100 --> 00:15:41,291 - You're a bit late, aren't you? - I'm dedicated. 263 00:15:42,558 --> 00:15:46,215 Sounds like a flash, if anyone's interested. Personally, I'm not. Good night, punchers. 264 00:15:46,683 --> 00:15:50,041 "Russia announce world's largest nuclear test explosion, 265 00:15:50,141 --> 00:15:52,500 "Siberia, last Monday, 8:00 p.m. 266 00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:56,041 "Force of bomb stated exceeds American by 20%." End flash. 267 00:15:56,141 --> 00:15:59,750 Anything you can do, I can do better. All right. This is a change-up, next edition. 268 00:15:59,850 --> 00:16:02,674 Monday last, when was that? 23rd? 269 00:16:02,933 --> 00:16:05,958 - Monday. When was the American blast? - Tuesday. 270 00:16:06,058 --> 00:16:08,000 - What time? - Late afternoon, wasn't it? I don't know. 271 00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:09,875 - I can check. Messenger! - Coming. 272 00:16:09,975 --> 00:16:11,541 - Library, clips on test bombs. - Right. 273 00:16:11,641 --> 00:16:13,625 - No, I want you. Get Mr Maguire back. - Yes, sir. 274 00:16:13,725 --> 00:16:16,916 What's the difference in time factor between the Antarctic base and Siberia? 275 00:16:17,016 --> 00:16:19,083 - That'd be New Zealand time. - I pass. 276 00:16:19,183 --> 00:16:21,625 If California's eight hours behind us, 277 00:16:21,725 --> 00:16:23,333 they must be more than that down there. 278 00:16:23,433 --> 00:16:25,590 Eighteen, twenty-four... 279 00:16:25,933 --> 00:16:28,375 So evening in Siberia can't be far off the same time 280 00:16:28,475 --> 00:16:31,125 as early next afternoon in the Antarctic. 281 00:16:31,225 --> 00:16:33,083 Which makes one hell of a story. 282 00:16:33,183 --> 00:16:35,333 - Now what? - Better read that. 283 00:16:35,433 --> 00:16:37,083 Yeah, I know. The kid told me... 284 00:16:37,183 --> 00:16:39,166 We'll have a slip edition. Get Jeff, he's at the Savoy. 285 00:16:39,266 --> 00:16:40,583 Head printer, fast. 286 00:16:40,683 --> 00:16:42,416 Give me a quick 50 words across three columns. 287 00:16:42,516 --> 00:16:43,875 You got five minutes. I'll write the headline. 288 00:16:43,975 --> 00:16:45,208 Now, let's have something for the leader page. 289 00:16:45,308 --> 00:16:47,833 Possible effects, comparative figures. Check actual times of explosions. 290 00:16:47,933 --> 00:16:48,958 Five minutes. 291 00:16:49,058 --> 00:16:50,750 - We'll put you in the next edition. - Thank you very much. 292 00:16:50,850 --> 00:16:52,708 Where the hell's that printer? Well, get him back from tea. 293 00:16:52,808 --> 00:16:55,583 You, Jock, find me the biggest mushroom picture in the files. 294 00:16:55,683 --> 00:16:57,125 See if there are any stock blocks. 295 00:16:57,225 --> 00:16:59,375 Smudge? Slip edition coming down in five minutes. 296 00:16:59,475 --> 00:17:00,924 Get a bloody move on. 297 00:17:01,808 --> 00:17:04,632 Don't we always? Yes. All right. 298 00:17:06,266 --> 00:17:09,041 Slip edition in five minutes. Front page needs reset. 299 00:17:09,141 --> 00:17:11,882 What's the betting some princess is pregnant again? 300 00:17:12,016 --> 00:17:13,500 There's a change-up coming down. 301 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:15,882 Okay, George. Know what it is? 302 00:17:16,100 --> 00:17:18,715 Well, as long as they haven't made beer illegal. 303 00:17:25,891 --> 00:17:28,049 One. Lift. 304 00:17:28,808 --> 00:17:30,375 Slip edition in 10 minutes. 305 00:17:30,475 --> 00:17:32,208 We'll be putting it on four machines. 306 00:17:32,308 --> 00:17:35,125 There's bound to be a big re-plate on the second edition. 307 00:17:35,225 --> 00:17:38,041 Someone up there hates me. I should've stayed with Woman's Own. 308 00:17:38,141 --> 00:17:39,674 I'll warn them. 309 00:17:41,475 --> 00:17:43,507 Yep, in 10 minutes. Okay. 310 00:18:00,141 --> 00:18:02,291 Henry. Down the chute, quick. 311 00:18:02,391 --> 00:18:04,715 Make sure they've got the mushroom block. 312 00:18:09,016 --> 00:18:10,965 My watch stopped. 313 00:18:11,933 --> 00:18:13,000 Oh, for heaven's sake, Bill, 314 00:18:13,100 --> 00:18:14,833 drink or no drink, have I ever missed an edition before? 315 00:18:14,933 --> 00:18:17,000 You missed more than one this time, you missed the slip as well. 316 00:18:17,100 --> 00:18:18,125 What happened? 317 00:18:18,225 --> 00:18:19,666 Where were you last Tuesday morning at 8:00? 318 00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:20,875 Asleep, if I had any sense. 319 00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:22,541 Then there's something else you missed. 320 00:18:22,641 --> 00:18:25,257 Mankind let off two for the price of one. 321 00:18:26,266 --> 00:18:28,291 That accounts for all that rattling in the Spitsbergen attic. 322 00:18:28,391 --> 00:18:29,500 What's all this amount to? 323 00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:33,215 It amounts to the biggest jolt the Earth's taken since the ice age started. 324 00:18:33,683 --> 00:18:37,083 Now, if you'd like to swim across to Harry's, I'll buy you a last supper. 325 00:18:37,183 --> 00:18:39,125 - It's stopped raining. - Has it? 326 00:18:39,225 --> 00:18:41,882 Well, don't tell Jacko, he's liable to stop the presses. 327 00:18:42,100 --> 00:18:43,916 All right. Here you are, 800 words, 328 00:18:44,016 --> 00:18:45,416 "How to be happy, though radiated." 329 00:18:45,516 --> 00:18:47,708 - I suppose thrombosis comes out. - Sorry we kept you up, Bill. 330 00:18:47,808 --> 00:18:50,791 Oh, it's an honour and a pleasure. I've always wanted to work an eight-day week. 331 00:18:50,891 --> 00:18:53,875 - And you're listening to a dedicated man. - Got to lose your sunspots too, Pete. 332 00:18:53,975 --> 00:18:55,125 Come on, Pete, we'll... 333 00:18:55,225 --> 00:18:56,875 - Before we get involved in another flash... - Jacko. 334 00:18:56,975 --> 00:19:00,416 I had trouble with sunspots, Jacko. 335 00:19:00,516 --> 00:19:02,083 Yeah, I bet you did, but it read fine. 336 00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:05,083 John, where's that bomb data? Let's have it back a minute. 337 00:19:05,183 --> 00:19:06,424 Thank you. 338 00:19:19,975 --> 00:19:21,590 You coming or not? 339 00:19:23,975 --> 00:19:25,416 You shouldn't have done this, Bill. 340 00:19:25,516 --> 00:19:26,916 I know it. I should've gone home. 341 00:19:27,016 --> 00:19:29,375 I wouldn't have got involved in this. I need my bloody head examined. 342 00:19:29,475 --> 00:19:30,924 So do you. 343 00:19:39,016 --> 00:19:41,799 I did go to the Met Centre, Bill. 344 00:19:45,683 --> 00:19:47,382 And my watch did stop. 345 00:19:47,516 --> 00:19:49,583 Maybe they'll give you a presentation one when you leave. 346 00:19:49,683 --> 00:19:50,958 I leave tomorrow, you know that. 347 00:19:51,058 --> 00:19:54,166 I don't give a flop what you do, but relieve me of the tension, if you don't mind. 348 00:19:54,266 --> 00:19:55,708 Yes, I know. 349 00:19:55,808 --> 00:19:57,083 What the hell's the matter with you anyway? 350 00:19:57,183 --> 00:19:58,375 Forget it. 351 00:19:58,475 --> 00:20:00,708 No woman's irreplaceable, no matter how much you love her. 352 00:20:00,808 --> 00:20:02,757 I told you, forget it. 353 00:20:04,016 --> 00:20:06,875 There'll be somebody else sooner or later. 354 00:20:06,975 --> 00:20:08,375 London's full of somebody elses. 355 00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:10,549 And that cures everything, doctor? 356 00:20:11,058 --> 00:20:12,465 Does alcohol? 357 00:20:13,558 --> 00:20:15,424 Find yourself a girl, Pete. 358 00:20:16,433 --> 00:20:17,708 Find yourself a dozen. 359 00:20:17,808 --> 00:20:19,375 I've got your permission, have I, Dad? 360 00:20:19,475 --> 00:20:22,465 Permission? My thoughts will be with you. 361 00:20:24,558 --> 00:20:26,416 Well, well. The opposition's late tonight. 362 00:20:26,516 --> 00:20:28,125 We don't admit any opposition, son. 363 00:20:28,225 --> 00:20:29,375 Mr Maguire. What will it be? 364 00:20:29,475 --> 00:20:31,708 - Two large lean steaks. - Not for me. I'll have a Scotch. 365 00:20:31,808 --> 00:20:34,416 You'll have a steak, too. It's good for you to eat at least once a week. 366 00:20:34,516 --> 00:20:37,125 Anything worth reading in tomorrow's paper, Mr Maguire? 367 00:20:37,225 --> 00:20:40,333 It's all agency stuff tonight, so you can have a look for a change. 368 00:20:40,433 --> 00:20:42,916 There is also a well written article on thrombosis. 369 00:20:43,016 --> 00:20:44,250 One cause, eating too much fat. 370 00:20:44,350 --> 00:20:46,583 Oh, I'll tell you this, there's no fat in any of mine. 371 00:20:46,683 --> 00:20:49,840 - Sandy know I wasn't there? - Just get us a couple of drinks. 372 00:20:50,100 --> 00:20:52,125 - Get on with your orders. - Oh, May, give it to him. 373 00:20:52,225 --> 00:20:54,000 Don't you take it, Harry. Who's boss here, you or her? 374 00:20:54,100 --> 00:20:56,041 Knock it off, Mr Cardiff. I know all about you. 375 00:20:56,141 --> 00:20:57,208 You want jackets with 'em? 376 00:20:57,308 --> 00:21:00,125 No. No potatoes, May. I've read my article. 377 00:21:00,225 --> 00:21:01,924 What about you, Mr Stenning? 378 00:21:04,016 --> 00:21:05,924 Bill, what did you tell Sandy? 379 00:21:06,975 --> 00:21:08,416 I told him you'd phoned it in. 380 00:21:08,516 --> 00:21:10,833 - Hello, Peter. Still with the Express? - For the moment. 381 00:21:10,933 --> 00:21:12,500 It's murder up at our place tonight. 382 00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:14,000 They don't know what to make of this Russian bomb. 383 00:21:14,100 --> 00:21:15,500 Your lot never knew what to make of anything. 384 00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:16,791 All right. Nice to have seen you. 385 00:21:16,891 --> 00:21:18,916 Maybe we don't spend enough time in the bars. 386 00:21:19,016 --> 00:21:21,166 Would you like a nice salad? Salad's very healthy. 387 00:21:21,266 --> 00:21:23,500 Is it? Just some bread, thanks, May. Fresh for a change. 388 00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:27,299 - Like you? - Yeah. Sometimes I think I could. 389 00:21:28,975 --> 00:21:30,965 In fact, I'm sure I could. 390 00:21:33,183 --> 00:21:34,799 It's the kid, isn't it? 391 00:21:35,308 --> 00:21:37,333 You want to see the way they're bringing him up, Bill. 392 00:21:37,433 --> 00:21:39,208 It'll be the right the right prep school next. 393 00:21:39,308 --> 00:21:41,166 And then the right boarding school. 394 00:21:41,266 --> 00:21:43,833 And by the time they've finished with him he'll be a right bowler-hatted, 395 00:21:43,933 --> 00:21:47,632 "Who's for tennis", toffee-nosed gent. But he won't be my son. 396 00:21:47,766 --> 00:21:51,125 Oh, I don't know. That bad blood of yours is bound to come out. 397 00:21:51,225 --> 00:21:53,583 - How old is he now? - Seven. 398 00:21:53,683 --> 00:21:55,958 That's a nice age. I suppose you're still shelling out for things. 399 00:21:56,058 --> 00:21:59,215 If I wasn't, I wouldn't even try, not that I'm trying too hard. 400 00:21:59,683 --> 00:22:02,666 - Was she there with the kid? - Oh, no. The nanny brings him. 401 00:22:02,766 --> 00:22:04,291 Yes, they've got a nanny as well. 402 00:22:04,391 --> 00:22:07,000 Nothing but the best is good enough for her husband's wife. 403 00:22:07,100 --> 00:22:10,382 - Well, If they're so well off, why should... - Because he's my kid, that's why. 404 00:22:10,725 --> 00:22:12,208 Well, here's to him. 405 00:22:12,308 --> 00:22:16,208 May he turn out to be a hard-drinking, hard-fighting son of a bitch. 406 00:22:16,308 --> 00:22:19,090 Yeah, well, that part of his parentage is for sure. 407 00:22:20,183 --> 00:22:21,750 I'll see you tomorrow, Bill. 408 00:22:21,850 --> 00:22:23,791 Oh, don't be long, ducks. They're ready. 409 00:22:23,891 --> 00:22:25,541 Like a bit of butter, they'll be. 410 00:22:25,641 --> 00:22:27,916 We won't be needing the other steak, May. 411 00:22:28,016 --> 00:22:29,250 Oh, shame. 412 00:22:29,350 --> 00:22:31,416 Shall I wrap it up for your big collie dog, Mr Maguire? 413 00:22:31,516 --> 00:22:34,208 - How's Mrs Maguire? - Oh, fine, fine. Just fine. 414 00:22:34,308 --> 00:22:37,708 I wouldn't like to be a newspaperman's wife, coming home all hours of the night. 415 00:22:37,808 --> 00:22:39,958 And day. We sometimes come home in the middle of the day. 416 00:22:40,058 --> 00:22:42,361 I bet that could be embarrassing. 417 00:22:43,141 --> 00:22:45,882 Yeah, it has been, for some. 418 00:22:48,808 --> 00:22:50,875 We are not a political party, 419 00:22:50,975 --> 00:22:52,958 and we have no intention of becoming one. 420 00:22:54,183 --> 00:22:57,000 We derive our support from individuals of all walks. 421 00:22:57,100 --> 00:22:59,083 The campaign for nuclear disarmament 422 00:22:59,183 --> 00:23:03,083 opposes all tests, manufacture, stockpiling, 423 00:23:03,183 --> 00:23:06,257 possession or intended use of nuclear weapons. 424 00:23:07,100 --> 00:23:10,757 The world today is imperilled by nuclear anarchy. 425 00:23:11,058 --> 00:23:13,666 Nuclear weapons no longer threaten the enemy, 426 00:23:13,766 --> 00:23:15,840 but the whole of mankind. 427 00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:18,916 The fact that we are living in a nuclear age 428 00:23:19,016 --> 00:23:21,632 should be a challenge, not a threat. 429 00:23:21,808 --> 00:23:25,041 Instead of building bigger, better and more weapons, 430 00:23:25,141 --> 00:23:29,625 we should be concentrating on the tremendous task of feeding the hungry, 431 00:23:29,725 --> 00:23:32,041 healing the sick and clothing the naked. 432 00:23:33,933 --> 00:23:36,340 Let us abandon our nuclear weapons... 433 00:23:41,641 --> 00:23:43,924 And may the best man win. 434 00:23:57,141 --> 00:23:59,715 - You all right? - Yeah, but my camera! 435 00:24:10,475 --> 00:24:11,750 Daily Express. Can I join you? 436 00:24:11,850 --> 00:24:13,250 Why not? We've got The Herald up here already. 437 00:24:13,350 --> 00:24:16,125 - Always ahead of the Express. - Yeah, when it comes to getting out of fights. 438 00:24:16,225 --> 00:24:19,174 - Now, don't start another one up here. - Holy smoke! Look at that! 439 00:24:21,475 --> 00:24:24,424 - It's an eclipse. - That certainly wasn't in the schedule. 440 00:24:37,641 --> 00:24:40,291 - Lend me this for a minute, will you? - Hey, what, what are you doing? 441 00:24:40,391 --> 00:24:42,375 I'm press. I want a picture out of this. What have you got in? 442 00:24:42,475 --> 00:24:43,500 - Black and white or colour? - Black and white. 443 00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:45,166 Wait a minute. Give me those. 444 00:24:45,266 --> 00:24:46,708 Hey, I've got some pictures in there. 445 00:24:46,808 --> 00:24:48,799 Don't worry, you'll get them processed for nothing. 446 00:24:49,308 --> 00:24:51,208 - Right. Let's go. - Go where? I don't want to go anywhere. 447 00:24:51,308 --> 00:24:54,465 Fleet Street. You'll get your roll back and a dozen free. Take you 10 minutes. 448 00:24:54,975 --> 00:24:58,291 I don't care a tinker's damn about this eclipse of the sun as such. 449 00:24:58,391 --> 00:25:00,958 The evening papers will cane it. It'll be dead by tomorrow morning. 450 00:25:01,058 --> 00:25:03,708 But what I do care about is why there's been an eclipse of the sun 451 00:25:03,808 --> 00:25:05,625 10 days before it was due. 452 00:25:05,725 --> 00:25:07,250 Bill, this is your department. 453 00:25:07,350 --> 00:25:09,875 I don't know why everybody regards me as Nostradamus. 454 00:25:09,975 --> 00:25:13,125 - Your guess is as good as mine. - Yes, but I don't want guesses, I want facts. 455 00:25:13,225 --> 00:25:15,041 Try someone on top. Sir John Kelly. 456 00:25:15,141 --> 00:25:17,375 What about the Astronomer Royal at Herstmonceux? 457 00:25:17,475 --> 00:25:18,750 Stenning got in to see Kelly. 458 00:25:18,850 --> 00:25:22,125 - He had 28 fully armed guards around him. - Yes, but what did he say? 459 00:25:22,225 --> 00:25:24,958 He wouldn't even say good night, in case it was taken as an official comment 460 00:25:25,058 --> 00:25:26,208 on the future of mankind. 461 00:25:26,308 --> 00:25:27,625 Which convinces me even more 462 00:25:27,725 --> 00:25:29,666 that information's being withheld in Downing Street. 463 00:25:29,766 --> 00:25:31,833 Here, we can't use this. Take it across to the Evening Standard. 464 00:25:31,933 --> 00:25:34,750 And if you're quick with it, they might be able to make the first late night. 465 00:25:34,850 --> 00:25:37,125 - I'll send a messenger right away. - Never mind about a messenger, 466 00:25:37,225 --> 00:25:38,965 it's your picture. Follow it through yourself. 467 00:25:39,808 --> 00:25:42,833 Does anyone really care about the weather after the bashing they've just had? 468 00:25:42,933 --> 00:25:45,166 I agree. We're lucky to have any sun to eclipse. 469 00:25:45,266 --> 00:25:46,458 You know something, sir? 470 00:25:46,558 --> 00:25:48,333 I only know what I read in these agency reports, 471 00:25:48,433 --> 00:25:50,666 and I only know what I see on this map. 472 00:25:50,766 --> 00:25:53,083 Southern France, Sicily, Libya. 473 00:25:53,183 --> 00:25:55,875 Ten days of torrential rain in their peak summer months. 474 00:25:55,975 --> 00:25:59,916 The Nile flooding the Egyptian deserts for the first time in known history. 475 00:26:00,016 --> 00:26:03,875 Look. It's a straight line, follow it down. Here's Western Australia. 476 00:26:03,975 --> 00:26:06,666 Arid wastes two feet deep in water. 477 00:26:06,766 --> 00:26:10,166 New Zealand, floods. And at home, an untabled eclipse. 478 00:26:10,266 --> 00:26:12,666 Are we suggesting it has something to do with the double bomb? 479 00:26:12,766 --> 00:26:15,000 Oh, sure. We blew the moon ahead of its schedule. 480 00:26:15,100 --> 00:26:17,083 I'm not joking about this, are you? 481 00:26:17,183 --> 00:26:18,583 Look, all I know is what I read in the papers. 482 00:26:18,683 --> 00:26:21,125 There may be some after-effects, atmospherically, due to the bomb, 483 00:26:21,225 --> 00:26:23,507 - but quite frankly, I wouldn't know. - Well, I want to know. 484 00:26:23,641 --> 00:26:25,458 - Can you give us anything to go on? - Nothing. 485 00:26:25,558 --> 00:26:28,291 Except that I've heard that the boffins are running around like lunatics 486 00:26:28,391 --> 00:26:31,965 putting bits and pieces together that might add up to a very big story indeed. 487 00:26:32,141 --> 00:26:34,458 I want it, and I want it first. Is that clear, then? 488 00:26:34,558 --> 00:26:36,250 I want it first, whatever it is. 489 00:26:36,350 --> 00:26:39,916 Just announced, Sir John Kelly's on television and radio before the 1:00 news. 490 00:26:40,016 --> 00:26:41,757 He'll have a lot of hecklers. 491 00:26:42,475 --> 00:26:45,166 As I am sure, most of you will know, 492 00:26:45,266 --> 00:26:49,465 a solar eclipse occurs as a result of the interposition of the moon 493 00:26:49,683 --> 00:26:51,416 between the Earth and the Sun. 494 00:26:51,516 --> 00:26:53,541 And that, children, is how the little bunny rabbit 495 00:26:53,641 --> 00:26:55,208 got his fluffy white tail. 496 00:26:55,308 --> 00:26:58,416 When one considers the moon is 240,000 miles away 497 00:26:58,516 --> 00:27:00,708 and the sun 93 million, 498 00:27:00,808 --> 00:27:05,416 it is an extraordinary thing that astronomers can tell with such a degree of accuracy 499 00:27:05,516 --> 00:27:07,958 what their movements will be many years ahead. 500 00:27:08,058 --> 00:27:09,416 Now, what does that mean? 501 00:27:09,516 --> 00:27:11,958 - It means he doesn't know what it's all about. - Right. 502 00:27:12,058 --> 00:27:14,041 ...start searching for wild causes. 503 00:27:14,141 --> 00:27:16,750 In this case, many of you will blame 504 00:27:16,850 --> 00:27:19,916 the unfortunate concurrence of the two nuclear detonations. 505 00:27:20,016 --> 00:27:22,041 But, of course, this is nonsense. 506 00:27:22,141 --> 00:27:25,166 - It is certainly nothing to worry about. - Of course not. 507 00:27:25,266 --> 00:27:26,708 It's all good, clean fun. 508 00:27:26,808 --> 00:27:29,416 Just light the blue paper and retire to a safe distance. 509 00:27:29,516 --> 00:27:31,549 Get me another drink, will you? 510 00:28:37,058 --> 00:28:39,215 Come on, then. Out you get. 511 00:28:40,016 --> 00:28:42,500 What shall we go on now? Let's go on this one. 512 00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:45,125 - What, again? - Yes, let's go on it again. 513 00:28:45,225 --> 00:28:48,416 - No, let's go on the ghost train. - Well, we haven't much time left. 514 00:28:48,516 --> 00:28:50,708 Yes, we have! Yes, we have! 515 00:28:50,808 --> 00:28:53,174 - Come on, then. - Good! 516 00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:32,250 Out you get. 517 00:29:32,350 --> 00:29:33,924 Alley-oop! 518 00:29:34,433 --> 00:29:36,424 Let's go in again. 519 00:29:37,558 --> 00:29:38,958 I wish we had time, Mike. 520 00:29:39,058 --> 00:29:41,333 You shouldn't take him into that place, Mr Stenning, 521 00:29:41,433 --> 00:29:43,916 it makes him dream. We'll have to go back now. 522 00:29:44,016 --> 00:29:45,958 No! I'm going to stay here forever. 523 00:29:46,058 --> 00:29:47,166 I'm going to live here. 524 00:29:47,266 --> 00:29:50,465 - Now, don't be silly. - No, you better go now, Mike. It's almost 1:00. 525 00:29:50,891 --> 00:29:53,458 And will we go on the ghost train next Sunday? 526 00:29:53,558 --> 00:29:54,750 Yes, we will. 527 00:29:54,850 --> 00:29:57,924 You really make things very difficult for me, Mr Stenning. 528 00:29:58,641 --> 00:30:00,590 Good-bye then, Daddy. 529 00:30:03,475 --> 00:30:04,583 Good-bye, son. 530 00:30:04,683 --> 00:30:07,549 Now, come along, Michael, or your mother'll be angry. 531 00:30:20,641 --> 00:30:22,340 One of each. 532 00:30:33,475 --> 00:30:36,166 Well, it just shows you what the sun brings out. 533 00:30:36,266 --> 00:30:39,958 Quite a day to jump in a pool, isn't it? Made any good connections lately? 534 00:30:40,058 --> 00:30:41,500 Please. This is my day off. 535 00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:43,250 Come the revolution, and we'll all have Sunday off. 536 00:30:43,350 --> 00:30:45,291 I have to be in the office two hours ago. 537 00:30:45,391 --> 00:30:49,215 I hate to think of them trying to print that great big paper without you. 538 00:30:49,475 --> 00:30:52,424 - Tell me something, Miss, er... - "Miss Er" will do. 539 00:30:52,558 --> 00:30:54,541 Are you anti-press or just anti-me? 540 00:30:54,641 --> 00:30:57,708 On the contrary, I wish you the best of luck on your prowl. 541 00:30:57,808 --> 00:31:00,166 You'll find the bikini section of the forest nearer the river. 542 00:31:00,266 --> 00:31:02,500 - Why don't you howl over there. - Oh, come on, now, what did I do? 543 00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:03,666 - What...? - I know, I know. 544 00:31:03,766 --> 00:31:04,791 I shouted at you on the phone. 545 00:31:04,891 --> 00:31:07,291 But that was four weeks ago, does there have to be a blood feud? 546 00:31:07,391 --> 00:31:09,500 Besides, I was under stress and sober at that time. 547 00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:12,916 It was my first day on that board. I did some terrible things. 548 00:31:13,016 --> 00:31:16,500 I connected Mr Holroyd with his wife and he though he was talking to his... 549 00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:19,041 Oh, dear. I shouldn't have told you that. 550 00:31:19,141 --> 00:31:20,208 Why not? It made my day. 551 00:31:20,308 --> 00:31:24,340 No, a switchboard is very confidential, and an Air Ministry one is even more "very". 552 00:31:24,558 --> 00:31:26,257 How "very" is your phone number? 553 00:31:27,516 --> 00:31:30,549 - It's a bad line. You get nothing but crackle. - I love crackle. 554 00:31:31,225 --> 00:31:32,500 You're sitting on my skirt. 555 00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:36,208 Oh, sorry. Look, there's a lunch place down there by the boating pool. 556 00:31:36,308 --> 00:31:38,125 We could get fish and chips and pretend we're in Venice. 557 00:31:38,225 --> 00:31:39,507 Sundays I don't eat lunch. 558 00:31:41,266 --> 00:31:44,625 - Okay, Miss Er. - And that's not feuding, it's dieting. 559 00:31:44,725 --> 00:31:47,250 - Dinner? - No. Tonight's hair wash night. 560 00:31:47,350 --> 00:31:49,750 Well, that lets out breakfast, because I can't stand those pins. 561 00:31:49,850 --> 00:31:51,868 If you turn over quick, you can lose an eye. 562 00:32:23,933 --> 00:32:25,666 Well, I suppose that's the end of our summer. 563 00:32:25,766 --> 00:32:29,416 Well, we'd better get on the main road while we can still find our way there. 564 00:32:29,516 --> 00:32:31,458 I've got to get my things first. I left them over here. 565 00:32:31,558 --> 00:32:33,083 Don't you get lost as well. 566 00:32:33,183 --> 00:32:35,632 No, not that way. That's the river. 567 00:32:36,058 --> 00:32:38,000 - Okay, I found them. - Well, that's great. 568 00:32:38,100 --> 00:32:39,583 Now, do you think you can find me? 569 00:32:39,683 --> 00:32:43,291 - Keep talking. - Control to Miss Er. Control to Miss Er. 570 00:32:43,391 --> 00:32:47,049 Waiting for you to come on in. Come on in. The water's fine. 571 00:32:48,698 --> 00:32:50,958 - What about this? - It's terrible, isn't it? 572 00:32:53,475 --> 00:32:55,674 Anyone with that kid? 573 00:32:56,475 --> 00:32:57,958 Sounds like a lost child somewhere. 574 00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:08,250 Hello there. Are you lost? Now, stop crying. We're lost, too, and we're not crying, are we? 575 00:33:08,350 --> 00:33:10,500 Who did you come here with? Mummy? Daddy? 576 00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:12,215 What's your name, sweetie? 577 00:33:12,433 --> 00:33:14,125 Well, we seem to have made a big impact here. 578 00:33:14,225 --> 00:33:15,541 What do you think we should do? 579 00:33:15,641 --> 00:33:17,333 Well, there's only one thing to do. 580 00:33:17,433 --> 00:33:18,916 The three of us must head for the nearest cave, 581 00:33:19,016 --> 00:33:21,715 face the future with courage and vow to carry on the human race. 582 00:33:22,016 --> 00:33:23,916 There's usually a policeman at the main gate. 583 00:33:24,016 --> 00:33:25,916 My name's Peter. Won't you tell me yours? 584 00:33:26,016 --> 00:33:28,799 Well, we'll just have to call her Miss Erjunior. 585 00:33:29,058 --> 00:33:31,625 Make it senior. I'm changing mine to Jeannie. 586 00:33:31,725 --> 00:33:33,875 - Jeannie what? - Craig. Is that all right? 587 00:33:33,975 --> 00:33:36,965 Yeah. Most suitable. Sort of Scotch, like the mist. 588 00:33:37,975 --> 00:33:39,958 There you are. Now you're taller than all of us. 589 00:33:40,058 --> 00:33:42,166 - It's not like normal fog, is it? - Heat mist. 590 00:33:42,266 --> 00:33:43,875 - What, this thick? - Well, it's your switchboard, 591 00:33:43,975 --> 00:33:45,041 you should know. 592 00:33:45,241 --> 00:33:46,674 Let's get out of the road. 593 00:33:46,891 --> 00:33:48,708 How you doing up there, partner? 594 00:33:48,808 --> 00:33:50,882 See anyone you know? 595 00:33:53,058 --> 00:33:54,208 So? 596 00:33:54,308 --> 00:33:56,250 You look as if you're used to carrying children. 597 00:33:56,350 --> 00:33:58,965 My doctor says I have the perfect figure for it. 598 00:33:59,558 --> 00:34:02,007 Also, I have a child of my own. 599 00:34:04,266 --> 00:34:07,375 - We found an abandoned lady in the park. - But she won't talk. 600 00:34:07,475 --> 00:34:10,291 - Well, now, and your what's name, my dear? - Trixie. 601 00:34:10,391 --> 00:34:12,666 - And who did you come up with, Trixie? - Rita. 602 00:34:12,766 --> 00:34:15,208 Well, you stay with me, and we'll wait for Rita to come out, all right? 603 00:34:15,308 --> 00:34:16,549 Yes. 604 00:34:21,933 --> 00:34:24,083 - Where do you live? - Embankment Terrace. 605 00:34:24,183 --> 00:34:26,590 Come on, we'd better hop on this. 606 00:34:27,141 --> 00:34:29,875 Bloody marvellous, isn't it? Clear as a bell on the top deck. 607 00:34:29,975 --> 00:34:31,250 We've had the lot this summer? 608 00:34:31,350 --> 00:34:33,416 Not yet, but there'll be three feet of snow by teatime. 609 00:34:33,516 --> 00:34:35,424 You don't want to joke about that. 610 00:34:40,725 --> 00:34:42,166 Looks spooky, doesn't it? 611 00:34:42,266 --> 00:34:45,000 I'm fascinated to know what your friend Holroyd makes of this. 612 00:34:45,100 --> 00:34:47,250 He's not my friend. I just work for him now and then. 613 00:34:47,350 --> 00:34:50,132 - And turn down all his passes? - He's harmless. 614 00:34:50,516 --> 00:34:52,833 Nobody's harmless, not if they're normal. 615 00:34:52,933 --> 00:34:54,791 - And you're normal? - So far. 616 00:34:54,891 --> 00:34:57,791 There's very few of us normals left, you know. You should always be nice to us. 617 00:34:57,891 --> 00:35:00,000 Is it a boy or a girl? 618 00:35:00,100 --> 00:35:01,465 Your child? 619 00:35:01,975 --> 00:35:03,215 A boy. 620 00:35:03,433 --> 00:35:05,291 - Are you married? - Divorced. 621 00:35:05,391 --> 00:35:07,166 I meet him there once a week. He likes the funfair. 622 00:35:07,266 --> 00:35:08,500 All kids do, don't they? 623 00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:12,000 He wants to live there, on the ghost train, if it can be rented reasonably. 624 00:35:14,558 --> 00:35:16,507 Sounds like our cue to walk. 625 00:35:16,933 --> 00:35:21,299 Hello, hello, hello. Sorry, I was following the white line. 626 00:35:38,516 --> 00:35:41,083 Sorry, this station's closed for the time being. I'm sorry, sir. 627 00:35:41,183 --> 00:35:43,174 No trains for a while, madam. 628 00:35:43,558 --> 00:35:46,541 Looks as if the Underground's closed. Will you wait while I phone the office? 629 00:35:46,641 --> 00:35:49,708 - Sorry, sir, the station's closed. - I'm press. I only want to use the phone. 630 00:35:49,808 --> 00:35:52,166 If I let you in, they'd all want to. It's chaos down there as it is. 631 00:35:52,266 --> 00:35:53,333 Why? What happened? 632 00:35:53,433 --> 00:35:55,958 Well, this fog's coming down the air shafts and along the tunnels. 633 00:35:56,058 --> 00:35:58,958 It's a good thing you live within groping distance. Which way? 634 00:35:59,058 --> 00:36:00,674 That way. 635 00:36:08,058 --> 00:36:10,333 We turn left in a minute, about 20 yards. 636 00:36:10,433 --> 00:36:13,333 You time it, I'll pace it. One, two, three... 637 00:36:13,433 --> 00:36:14,500 What comes after three? Oh, yes... 638 00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:16,965 There's a telephone in my flat if you care to use it. 639 00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:20,840 - Without prejudice, of course. - Naturally. 640 00:36:21,308 --> 00:36:23,674 I'm turning left. I don't know about you. 641 00:36:24,766 --> 00:36:26,583 Yes, please? Oh, Miss Craig. 642 00:36:26,683 --> 00:36:28,333 - Quite a day, isn't it? - Certainly is, miss. 643 00:36:28,433 --> 00:36:29,583 There's just been a fog warning. 644 00:36:29,683 --> 00:36:31,625 - The whole country's covered in it. - That's Britain today. 645 00:36:31,725 --> 00:36:32,750 What we have, we share. 646 00:36:32,850 --> 00:36:35,041 You know, they say, it's not what you call a true fog. 647 00:36:35,141 --> 00:36:36,500 More like a sort of heat mist. 648 00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:38,291 Heavier than your typical fog, it is. 649 00:36:38,391 --> 00:36:41,833 - Thanks for the breakdown. - Hey, mister. Where are we, mister? 650 00:36:41,933 --> 00:36:44,458 - Ask him, Dad. - Where are we, mister? 651 00:36:44,558 --> 00:36:47,250 - We're trying to find the coach station. - Ask him, Mum. 652 00:36:47,350 --> 00:36:50,291 - I just asked him. - No, I want to go to the toilet. 653 00:36:50,391 --> 00:36:52,375 You wait till the coach station. Tell her, Dad. 654 00:36:52,475 --> 00:36:54,000 You wait till the coach station. 655 00:36:54,100 --> 00:36:55,708 - Oh, the coach station. - Yeah. 656 00:36:55,808 --> 00:36:57,208 You want to try and get to the embankment. 657 00:36:57,308 --> 00:36:59,382 - Look, I'll show you. - That's right, the embankment. 658 00:36:59,808 --> 00:37:03,208 Now, now, keep going till you come to the T-road, right? 659 00:37:03,308 --> 00:37:05,625 - Brings you straight onto the embankment. - Where are we, mate? 660 00:37:05,725 --> 00:37:10,083 - Embankment Crescent. - Just shows. It should be Sloane Square. 661 00:37:10,183 --> 00:37:12,424 I've gotta go, Mum. 662 00:37:12,641 --> 00:37:15,625 Why you can't wait? It's the same at the pictures. 663 00:37:15,725 --> 00:37:19,500 Well, I don't know. I shouldn't think they'll be running many coaches in this fog. 664 00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:20,882 Oh, dear. 665 00:37:32,100 --> 00:37:33,291 Really, it's stifling. 666 00:37:33,391 --> 00:37:35,882 Are there more expensive apartments above the mist line? 667 00:37:36,391 --> 00:37:39,507 - Looks fantastic, doesn't it? - With a bit of luck, it'll go on forever. 668 00:37:39,683 --> 00:37:41,625 You came to telephone, Mr Stenning. 669 00:37:41,725 --> 00:37:44,958 - Aren't you even going to offer me a drink? - Yes, if you don't mind instant coffee. 670 00:37:45,058 --> 00:37:47,375 Coffee? What are you trying to do, corrupt me? 671 00:37:47,475 --> 00:37:49,666 - The phone's by the bed. - Nice and handy to call for help. 672 00:37:49,766 --> 00:37:51,791 So far, I haven't had to call for help. 673 00:37:51,891 --> 00:37:53,083 That's your fault or his? 674 00:37:53,183 --> 00:37:55,924 - There doesn't happen to be a "his". - I'm not surprised. 675 00:37:56,183 --> 00:37:57,500 And what exactly does that mean? 676 00:37:57,600 --> 00:37:59,625 Well, If they all get the same treatment that I got... 677 00:37:59,725 --> 00:38:02,757 You happened to walk in at the end of a black Monday. 678 00:38:03,475 --> 00:38:04,791 What about a foggy Sunday? 679 00:38:04,891 --> 00:38:06,291 Come on, now, Pete. We're too old for... 680 00:38:06,391 --> 00:38:07,541 I'm not too old. 681 00:38:07,641 --> 00:38:08,875 I said you could use the phone, and that's all. 682 00:38:08,975 --> 00:38:10,833 Oh, come on now, Jeannie. What do you want, a slow build-up? 683 00:38:10,933 --> 00:38:12,958 Hot hands at the movies? Knee troubles at a coffee bar? 684 00:38:13,058 --> 00:38:17,424 This seems to be where we came in. Do me a favour, just use the phone and go. 685 00:38:20,683 --> 00:38:22,924 Lady says you gotta go, you gotta go. 686 00:38:27,933 --> 00:38:30,090 You don't dial. The porter gets it. 687 00:38:33,058 --> 00:38:34,375 I'm sorry, Jeannie. 688 00:38:34,475 --> 00:38:36,458 You're a case, Pete Stenning, a real case. 689 00:38:36,558 --> 00:38:39,083 Yep, that's me, "Knock 'em down, drag 'em out Pete Stenning, 690 00:38:39,183 --> 00:38:41,333 "the battered caveman." Fleet Street 8000, please. 691 00:38:41,433 --> 00:38:43,583 What is this "look at me, I'm so tough" act? 692 00:38:43,683 --> 00:38:45,541 Oh, I am tough, Jeannie. Tough and chewed up. 693 00:38:45,641 --> 00:38:48,000 - Not the way you drink. - Bill Maguire. 694 00:38:48,100 --> 00:38:51,291 Alcoholics take it because they can't take it. I read that in The Guardian. 695 00:38:51,391 --> 00:38:52,791 What do you know about me and drink? 696 00:38:52,891 --> 00:38:54,958 It's in the Met Centre facts of life file. 697 00:38:55,058 --> 00:38:57,500 Dogs bark, cats meow and Stenning drinks. 698 00:38:57,600 --> 00:39:00,208 - Yeah? - Bill, this is Pete. 699 00:39:00,308 --> 00:39:01,541 I'll make the coffee. 700 00:39:01,641 --> 00:39:03,840 Yeah, we seem fated to be apart, don't we? 701 00:39:03,975 --> 00:39:05,083 As soon as I can. 702 00:39:05,183 --> 00:39:07,708 Stupidly, I forgot to pack my radar kit this morning. 703 00:39:07,808 --> 00:39:10,250 Half the boys have been caught short, so you won't be missed. 704 00:39:10,350 --> 00:39:12,424 What's your number there, in case? 705 00:39:13,183 --> 00:39:14,416 How long will you be there? 706 00:39:14,516 --> 00:39:17,757 Well, just as long as it takes to make and drink a cup of instant coffee. 707 00:39:17,975 --> 00:39:21,465 Yes, coffee. No, it's not a pub. 708 00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:23,708 More a sort of a club, really. 709 00:39:23,808 --> 00:39:25,250 Jeannie's Club. 710 00:39:25,350 --> 00:39:27,541 Yes. I am a temporary dis-honourary member. 711 00:39:27,641 --> 00:39:28,916 You wanna watch that coffee kick, 712 00:39:29,016 --> 00:39:30,916 before you know it you'll be joining Caffeine's Anonymous. 713 00:39:31,016 --> 00:39:33,166 What the hell kind of fog only comes up to the fourth floor? 714 00:39:33,266 --> 00:39:36,125 It knows better than to come up here. This place is like the anteroom to hell. 715 00:39:36,225 --> 00:39:38,208 It's really chaos at London airport, Mr Maguire. 716 00:39:38,308 --> 00:39:39,333 It usually is. 717 00:39:39,433 --> 00:39:40,875 The question is, how do we get home tonight? 718 00:39:40,975 --> 00:39:42,833 Yes, I know. Isn't it wonderful? 719 00:39:43,033 --> 00:39:44,882 And New York is still clear? 720 00:39:45,266 --> 00:39:49,007 Yeah, Shannon's closing in. Hold on. News desk. 721 00:39:49,225 --> 00:39:50,333 Yes, sir, I'll bring them in. 722 00:39:50,433 --> 00:39:51,791 Yeah, I've got that. 723 00:39:51,891 --> 00:39:55,174 Madrid, Lisbon, New York, clear. Right? Check back in an hour. 724 00:39:55,433 --> 00:39:58,125 News conference, now. The gaffer says you too. 725 00:39:58,225 --> 00:40:00,791 Yeah, I know, he wants a 50-word by-line from the Almighty. 726 00:40:00,891 --> 00:40:03,583 Hate to think what the roads back from the coast are gonna be like tonight. 727 00:40:03,683 --> 00:40:07,458 I know what I'm gonna be like. I promised myself a night of booze and orgy for years. 728 00:40:07,558 --> 00:40:09,666 Where's this great exhibition gonna take place? 729 00:40:09,766 --> 00:40:12,000 I shall grope my way over to Harry's. 730 00:40:12,100 --> 00:40:14,125 And who's the orgy going to be with? May? 731 00:40:14,225 --> 00:40:15,375 If you can keep Harry busy. 732 00:40:15,475 --> 00:40:19,083 Now, get me Professor Jacovski, US Weather Bureau, Washington DC. 733 00:40:19,183 --> 00:40:22,291 And I don't want his assistant, his secretary or his wife. 734 00:40:22,391 --> 00:40:24,166 Make it person-to-person. 735 00:40:24,266 --> 00:40:26,708 Well, boys, this is going to be a night of nights. 736 00:40:26,808 --> 00:40:28,208 If we're gonna catch the trains, 737 00:40:28,308 --> 00:40:29,958 we'll have to go to press at least an hour earlier. 738 00:40:30,058 --> 00:40:31,583 - Can't be done. - It's got to be done. 739 00:40:31,683 --> 00:40:33,833 We've got to play this mist, and we've got to play it big. 740 00:40:33,933 --> 00:40:35,791 I want to give it saturation coverage. 741 00:40:35,891 --> 00:40:38,916 I want a recap on the rain, the heat wave, the eclipse. 742 00:40:39,016 --> 00:40:42,000 I want a comparison of the statistics and weather charts 743 00:40:42,100 --> 00:40:45,166 going right back to the first meteorological reports in 1854. 744 00:40:45,266 --> 00:40:47,208 You can go back as far as Galileo, if you like. 745 00:40:47,308 --> 00:40:49,250 I want to know if anything like these conditions 746 00:40:49,350 --> 00:40:51,166 has ever happened in recorded history. 747 00:40:51,266 --> 00:40:53,500 - What pictures have you got? - We've got some shot from our roof. 748 00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:56,708 That's no good. Let's have an aerial panorama of London above the fog. 749 00:40:56,808 --> 00:40:59,041 Aerial? In this place? 750 00:40:59,141 --> 00:41:01,625 Well, get a helicopter. It's only got to go up and down. 751 00:41:01,725 --> 00:41:05,215 Send Benny to the heliport now before the light goes. 752 00:41:07,558 --> 00:41:10,166 Where is everybody? Most of them are still trying to get back. 753 00:41:10,266 --> 00:41:11,416 The night staff haven't shown at all yet. 754 00:41:11,516 --> 00:41:13,500 If it's a heat mist, it can't last long. 755 00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:15,125 "If" being the operative word. 756 00:41:15,225 --> 00:41:18,416 We've all seen a heat mist that rises a few feet above the ground in hot weather, 757 00:41:18,516 --> 00:41:20,208 but this one's four storeys high. 758 00:41:20,308 --> 00:41:23,715 And in two hours it's virtually paralysed a third of the globe. 759 00:41:23,850 --> 00:41:27,541 Look, France, Italy, here and even India. 760 00:41:27,641 --> 00:41:29,833 What sort of treatment, Jeff? Do we still link the bombs? 761 00:41:29,933 --> 00:41:33,500 We do, and we go on linking them until someone up top proves how we're wrong. 762 00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:36,375 - I want something from you on this, Bill. - Yes, I was afraid of that. 763 00:41:36,475 --> 00:41:38,291 - Any angles? - Oh, a couple. 764 00:41:38,391 --> 00:41:40,166 This mist could be caused by 765 00:41:40,266 --> 00:41:43,500 an unusual amount of condensation from the unusual heat 766 00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:45,125 following all that rain. 767 00:41:45,225 --> 00:41:47,458 - Alternatively... - Alternatively what? 768 00:41:47,558 --> 00:41:50,791 Well, this is just a personal guess. I wouldn't dare to put it into print. 769 00:41:50,891 --> 00:41:53,174 Let me decide what goes into print. You just give. 770 00:41:53,391 --> 00:41:56,166 Could be caused by a mass of extremely cold water 771 00:41:56,266 --> 00:41:58,916 - penetrating into the warmer currents. - What's that mean? 772 00:41:59,016 --> 00:42:01,375 An unusual amount of melting ice at both poles. 773 00:42:01,475 --> 00:42:03,000 Surely that would also mean floods. 774 00:42:03,100 --> 00:42:04,833 They've already had them in Australia and New Zealand. 775 00:42:04,933 --> 00:42:07,541 Are you telling me that the heat of the bombs melted the ice caps? 776 00:42:07,641 --> 00:42:10,791 No, sir. That wouldn't melt enough ice to flood the Isle of Wight. 777 00:42:10,891 --> 00:42:12,965 But if they did go off together... 778 00:42:13,516 --> 00:42:16,340 Supposing the combined thrust of the explosions 779 00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:18,041 shifted the tilt of the Earth. 780 00:42:18,141 --> 00:42:19,507 Oh, come on, Bill. 781 00:42:19,766 --> 00:42:23,924 That would alter the climatic regions, a complete change in the world's weather. 782 00:42:24,225 --> 00:42:28,174 A new ice age for some, new tropics, a new Equator. 783 00:42:28,516 --> 00:42:30,333 I don't know what else, it's all guesswork. 784 00:42:30,433 --> 00:42:32,090 It's all science fiction. 785 00:42:32,225 --> 00:42:34,333 So were rockets to the moon and manned satellites. 786 00:42:34,433 --> 00:42:36,424 We're gonna have to move, sir. 787 00:42:37,100 --> 00:42:40,465 Yes? Right? Miss Evans? 788 00:42:40,641 --> 00:42:42,416 All right, move and hit hard. 789 00:42:42,516 --> 00:42:44,958 Bill, write your story. I'm not sold on it, but I'll print it. 790 00:42:45,058 --> 00:42:46,541 It might force something big. 791 00:42:46,641 --> 00:42:49,041 Professor Jakovski. Just a minute, please. Hold on. 792 00:42:49,141 --> 00:42:51,916 We'll try it on him. Any quotes, you will get them. 793 00:42:52,016 --> 00:42:53,500 Professor Jakovski? 794 00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:55,340 This is the Daily Express, London. 795 00:42:56,891 --> 00:43:00,166 You're not getting any fancy flying. The deal is straight up, straight down. 796 00:43:00,266 --> 00:43:03,465 Don't think this is my favourite assignment, 'cause it isn't. 797 00:43:13,183 --> 00:43:15,458 Now we're up, what about a look at London airport? 798 00:43:15,558 --> 00:43:17,083 Some things just aren't possible. 799 00:43:17,183 --> 00:43:19,916 My orders are, everything's possible, even the Indian rope trick. 800 00:43:20,016 --> 00:43:21,549 You may need that to get down. 801 00:43:24,683 --> 00:43:26,125 May I have your attention, please. 802 00:43:26,225 --> 00:43:29,333 All flight departures have been delayed for another hour. 803 00:43:29,433 --> 00:43:34,132 Travel information may be obtained from the information desk opposite channel 7. 804 00:43:34,266 --> 00:43:37,833 London approach. Speedbird 352 leaving Watford. 805 00:43:37,933 --> 00:43:39,458 Roger, 352. 806 00:43:39,558 --> 00:43:41,625 Descend to 2,000 feet on your present heading. 807 00:43:41,725 --> 00:43:43,458 2,000 feet. Roger. 808 00:43:43,558 --> 00:43:46,875 Sorry, KLM 603. Have to return you. Priority transatlantic only. 809 00:43:46,975 --> 00:43:50,541 KLM 603. What is the Amsterdam weather? 810 00:43:50,641 --> 00:43:53,507 Hello, 603. Visibility, 50 yards in fog. 811 00:43:53,933 --> 00:43:58,166 Speedbird 352 intercepting the ILS beam at 2,000 feet. 812 00:43:58,266 --> 00:44:02,424 Roger, 352. The runway visibility now is 80 yards. 813 00:44:32,558 --> 00:44:34,083 Oh, no. 814 00:44:34,483 --> 00:44:37,382 Okay, Colonel, let down the drawbridge. 815 00:44:39,475 --> 00:44:40,958 You been to Fleet Street already, sir? 816 00:44:41,058 --> 00:44:44,166 I've been on a hike where all streets turn left and all roads lead to home. 817 00:44:44,266 --> 00:44:47,166 Fortunately, I found this in a sand dune just past Benghazi. 818 00:44:47,266 --> 00:44:50,791 It's getting hotter, too. 91 degrees. It's gonna be quite a summer. 819 00:44:50,891 --> 00:44:53,083 Well, let us share a toast, Colonel. 820 00:44:53,183 --> 00:44:57,250 I give you this battered and benumbed world of sweaty moles and radio static. 821 00:44:57,350 --> 00:44:59,541 - You can have it. - Oh, thanks very much, sir. 822 00:44:59,641 --> 00:45:03,299 We interrupt this programme to bring you further Air Ministry bulletin. 823 00:45:03,641 --> 00:45:08,083 The freak mist which has hit the British isles is likely to increase in density 824 00:45:08,183 --> 00:45:09,458 for the next few hours. 825 00:45:09,558 --> 00:45:11,000 And the best of British luck. 826 00:45:11,100 --> 00:45:12,458 The police have asked the public 827 00:45:12,558 --> 00:45:15,375 to keep the roads clear for essential transport 828 00:45:15,475 --> 00:45:19,458 and avoid traffic congestion by arranging, where possible, to stay where they are. 829 00:45:19,558 --> 00:45:21,833 I think our British police are wonderful. Where's the house phone? 830 00:45:21,933 --> 00:45:23,208 Over there, sir. 831 00:45:23,308 --> 00:45:25,965 We return you now to late night dance music. 832 00:45:54,516 --> 00:45:56,465 - Hello? - Guess who. 833 00:45:56,641 --> 00:45:58,208 Clever girl. Were you asleep? 834 00:45:58,308 --> 00:46:01,041 No, I was just washing my hair. Did you make it all right? 835 00:46:01,141 --> 00:46:03,299 I certainly did, I'm back downstairs. 836 00:46:03,433 --> 00:46:06,166 Well, it's a two-hour story. You listening to the radio? 837 00:46:06,266 --> 00:46:07,916 Did you hear that bulletin? 838 00:46:08,016 --> 00:46:10,549 So, are you pro-police or anti-police? 839 00:46:12,308 --> 00:46:13,541 Yes. Yes, I'm still with you. 840 00:46:13,641 --> 00:46:16,000 I was just trying to work out all the permutations. 841 00:46:16,100 --> 00:46:17,166 There's only two of them. 842 00:46:17,266 --> 00:46:20,875 You can send me out into the cold, cold snow and let me get lost with the rest of the kids, 843 00:46:20,975 --> 00:46:24,208 or you can utter two one-syllable words and become a law-abiding citizen. 844 00:46:24,308 --> 00:46:26,340 Can you be one, too? 845 00:46:27,375 --> 00:46:29,958 Well, since this thing seems to be bigger than both of us... 846 00:47:03,308 --> 00:47:06,424 - I'm beginning to think you arranged this. - But of course. 847 00:47:07,141 --> 00:47:08,875 You look cute, sort of boyish. 848 00:47:08,975 --> 00:47:11,340 I am. Well, just remember, you're normal. 849 00:47:11,725 --> 00:47:13,083 Yes. 850 00:47:13,183 --> 00:47:16,250 Well, this is all very sweet and spontaneous. I don't mind sleeping on the couch. 851 00:47:16,350 --> 00:47:17,375 Haven't got a couch. 852 00:47:17,475 --> 00:47:20,000 Oh, in that case, I'll cuddle up on the floor at the bottom of your bed 853 00:47:20,100 --> 00:47:21,291 like a faithful Saint Bernard. 854 00:47:21,391 --> 00:47:22,458 Oh no, you won't. 855 00:47:22,558 --> 00:47:24,041 Can't we just have a flaming fog flare between us? 856 00:47:24,141 --> 00:47:26,250 Won't be necessary. If you're staying, you're sleeping in here. 857 00:47:26,350 --> 00:47:27,916 I've got a feeling you've been through all this before. 858 00:47:28,016 --> 00:47:29,416 - I have not. - You mean, I'm the first man 859 00:47:29,516 --> 00:47:31,041 you've managed to trap up here for the night? 860 00:47:31,141 --> 00:47:33,208 It's perfectly comfortable with a pillow and a couple of sheets. 861 00:47:33,308 --> 00:47:34,375 Excuse me. 862 00:47:34,475 --> 00:47:36,291 Well, supposing you want to use the bathroom in the night? 863 00:47:36,391 --> 00:47:38,840 We'll deal with each problem as we get to it. 864 00:47:43,725 --> 00:47:45,507 I have a big problem, Jeannie. 865 00:47:45,933 --> 00:47:47,924 As well as being normal, I'm human. 866 00:47:48,308 --> 00:47:50,340 You're also a pushover, Pete. 867 00:47:51,016 --> 00:47:52,549 Meaning you're not interested. 868 00:47:52,891 --> 00:47:56,666 Maybe I could be, but don't make it so easy. Be hard to get. 869 00:47:56,766 --> 00:47:58,465 Make me fight for you. 870 00:48:01,266 --> 00:48:03,007 It's an unfair contest. 871 00:48:03,141 --> 00:48:05,632 Well, who knows, you might even be lovable. 872 00:48:05,933 --> 00:48:08,625 But don't rush me. I'm allergic to one-night stands. 873 00:48:08,725 --> 00:48:10,458 Now if you'll give me five minutes, I'll finish my hair. 874 00:48:10,558 --> 00:48:12,541 Normally I'd offer to help, but in the circumstances... 875 00:48:12,641 --> 00:48:15,083 In the circumstances, you can take a well-earned nightcap. 876 00:48:15,183 --> 00:48:17,250 There should be a bottle of something in the kitchen. 877 00:48:17,350 --> 00:48:19,208 I forgot, Saint Bernards' carry their own. 878 00:48:19,308 --> 00:48:21,965 - You'll get a glass in there, too. - Maybe I will. 879 00:48:27,975 --> 00:48:29,549 Maybe I won't. 880 00:48:36,266 --> 00:48:38,715 - Did you find it? - Yes, I found it. 881 00:48:39,141 --> 00:48:41,833 Look, if I've got to play hard-to-get for you to go steady with me, 882 00:48:41,933 --> 00:48:43,708 how about a few immigration details? 883 00:48:43,808 --> 00:48:47,125 - Such as? - Oh, where you slept for the last seven years. 884 00:48:47,225 --> 00:48:50,583 Have you ever suffered from marriage, divorce or any similar virus? 885 00:48:50,683 --> 00:48:54,090 Only two near infections. Any other inquiries? 886 00:48:54,433 --> 00:48:56,507 No, the rest seems to be all right. 887 00:49:00,183 --> 00:49:01,757 Maybe I will. 888 00:49:05,016 --> 00:49:06,083 One or two pillows? 889 00:49:06,183 --> 00:49:07,833 Oh, I'll just wedge my head between the taps. 890 00:49:07,933 --> 00:49:11,382 I'd offer you a pair of my pyjamas, but it's a bit hot, isn't it? 891 00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:13,958 Yeah. You wouldn't like to come into my place for a drink? 892 00:49:14,058 --> 00:49:16,215 - It's against the house rules. - You like your guests sober. 893 00:49:16,725 --> 00:49:18,049 I like you sober. 894 00:49:25,641 --> 00:49:27,125 Good night, Jeannie. 895 00:49:27,225 --> 00:49:28,291 Good night, Pete. 896 00:49:28,391 --> 00:49:30,715 And thanks, for the use of the bathroom. 897 00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:33,174 You're welcome. 898 00:49:35,850 --> 00:49:37,382 Sleep well. 899 00:50:20,183 --> 00:50:21,715 Hello? 900 00:50:22,475 --> 00:50:24,174 Jeannie's Club? 901 00:50:25,016 --> 00:50:27,340 Oh, yes. Just a minute. 902 00:50:27,641 --> 00:50:29,333 - Pete! - Yeah? 903 00:50:29,433 --> 00:50:30,833 Phone. 904 00:50:30,933 --> 00:50:32,958 So, what do we do now? Can you push it under the door? 905 00:50:33,058 --> 00:50:34,958 Come and get it, idiot. 906 00:50:35,058 --> 00:50:37,007 Just a minute, please. 907 00:50:38,141 --> 00:50:40,215 Sorry. It must be the office. 908 00:50:42,558 --> 00:50:43,840 Yes? Stenning here. 909 00:50:44,058 --> 00:50:47,166 We just put the first edition to bed without you. I hope that's all right. 910 00:50:47,266 --> 00:50:50,708 Okay, okay. It caught you there, it caught me here. There's no justice. 911 00:50:50,808 --> 00:50:51,833 But just to even things up, 912 00:50:51,933 --> 00:50:53,625 you can call round at the Met Centre tomorrow morning 913 00:50:53,725 --> 00:50:56,799 and get me some comparative ice floe figures for the last 20 years. 914 00:50:57,016 --> 00:50:58,750 You'll be surprised at what I might bring you tomorrow. 915 00:50:58,850 --> 00:51:00,924 I've... I've made a new contact. 916 00:51:01,266 --> 00:51:04,208 Well, they're rather fussy about new members. 917 00:51:04,308 --> 00:51:08,041 You have to be vouched for by two friends, and you don't have two friends. 918 00:51:08,141 --> 00:51:09,965 Yeah, you too, you vulgar man. 919 00:51:10,850 --> 00:51:12,416 Compromised while telephoning. 920 00:51:12,516 --> 00:51:15,125 - What does it all mean, Pete? - It means you'll probably have to marry me. 921 00:51:15,225 --> 00:51:17,416 I mean the mist and this crazy weather. What is it? 922 00:51:17,516 --> 00:51:20,041 Don't ask me. You know more about what's going on than I do. 923 00:51:20,141 --> 00:51:21,208 - Oh, but Bill... - Oh, come on now, Jeannie. 924 00:51:21,308 --> 00:51:22,583 You've been running around that office for months, 925 00:51:22,683 --> 00:51:24,833 trying to hide signs of the elephants that passed. 926 00:51:24,933 --> 00:51:26,458 I don't understand half the things I hear anyway. 927 00:51:26,558 --> 00:51:29,049 Such as? I'm no mastermind, but such as? 928 00:51:32,183 --> 00:51:35,340 Be fair. I'm not even supposed to be talking to you. 929 00:51:36,141 --> 00:51:38,257 So far, that's all you've done. 930 00:51:39,016 --> 00:51:41,090 - Let's change the subject, shall we? - To what? 931 00:51:41,516 --> 00:51:42,833 - Pete Stenning. - Too dull. 932 00:51:42,933 --> 00:51:45,049 - What happened, Pete? - What, "What happened"? 933 00:51:45,475 --> 00:51:47,174 They say you used to be a writer. 934 00:51:48,766 --> 00:51:51,875 Look, let's just put that subject on the same list as the weather, shall we? 935 00:51:51,975 --> 00:51:54,757 Well, that leaves us with nothing to talk about. 936 00:51:55,433 --> 00:51:56,875 Do we have to talk? 937 00:51:56,975 --> 00:51:59,257 - No, but seriously... - I'm not unserious, Jeannie. 938 00:52:02,225 --> 00:52:04,882 - Your bath's getting cold. - Look, Jeannie. 939 00:52:06,475 --> 00:52:08,041 I don't wanna make love to you. 940 00:52:08,141 --> 00:52:10,590 I don't wanna hold you or kiss you, 941 00:52:10,725 --> 00:52:13,174 because you don't appeal to me one little bit. 942 00:52:13,725 --> 00:52:16,424 But please fight for me, Jeannie. 943 00:52:30,141 --> 00:52:31,833 Do you think it will last a long time? 944 00:52:31,933 --> 00:52:33,291 - The fog? - Us. 945 00:52:33,391 --> 00:52:36,166 Why do women worry about the end right at the beginning. 946 00:52:36,266 --> 00:52:37,625 - I'm not women. - I mean... 947 00:52:37,725 --> 00:52:40,375 - I know what you mean. - So move over, then. 948 00:54:14,975 --> 00:54:17,583 Even though ye hide 949 00:54:17,683 --> 00:54:20,625 in the secret places of the Earth, 950 00:54:20,725 --> 00:54:24,916 ye shall be found out for the last judgement. 951 00:54:25,016 --> 00:54:27,340 Come with me. Repent! 952 00:54:46,350 --> 00:54:47,791 Morning, Sarge. Anyone in yet? 953 00:54:47,891 --> 00:54:50,875 A few. Most of the night duty staff have only just left. 954 00:54:50,975 --> 00:54:52,666 Cost a fortune in overtime, it will. 955 00:54:52,766 --> 00:54:54,083 Well, there you are, boy. Just relax and get rich. 956 00:54:54,183 --> 00:54:57,166 Oh, the lift's out of order. When the power failed, it blew a fuse or something. 957 00:54:57,266 --> 00:54:59,465 I'm liable to do the same in this heat. 958 00:55:11,850 --> 00:55:14,750 - Another cyclone, in Greece. - Another one, or the same one? 959 00:55:14,850 --> 00:55:16,750 Casualties aren't quite so high. 960 00:55:16,850 --> 00:55:19,257 Boy! Greece, Italy, France and us. 961 00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:21,791 We're still along the old man's same line. 962 00:55:21,891 --> 00:55:23,791 - Mr Maguire, ask him to follow it through. - Yes, sir. 963 00:55:27,641 --> 00:55:29,875 Jacko says will you follow this through, Mr Maguire? 964 00:55:29,975 --> 00:55:32,125 - Thank you. Did he send any Benzedrine? - Benzedrine? 965 00:55:32,225 --> 00:55:33,625 Skip it. Get me a cold drink, will you? 966 00:55:33,725 --> 00:55:35,750 If I'm asleep when you fetch it, nudge me. 967 00:55:35,850 --> 00:55:37,708 - Yes, sir. - I can't hear you. 968 00:55:37,808 --> 00:55:40,333 If Le Bourget is out, try one of the private flying clubs. 969 00:55:40,433 --> 00:55:43,541 Or get them by road to Brussels. We've got to have those pictures. 970 00:55:43,641 --> 00:55:45,257 Yes, they'll get a credit. 971 00:55:46,683 --> 00:55:49,791 No, I don't want the small roads, just the main highway diversions. 972 00:55:49,891 --> 00:55:52,041 Paris Match has got pictures as it crossed the Seine. 973 00:55:52,141 --> 00:55:54,041 - When do we get them? - A couple of hours, with luck. 974 00:55:54,141 --> 00:55:56,666 It almost wrecked Le Bourget. The other airports are jammed. 975 00:55:56,766 --> 00:55:58,208 We'll need a photo news extra. 976 00:55:58,308 --> 00:56:00,000 I hope nobody kicks about the price. 977 00:56:00,100 --> 00:56:03,000 Photo news. Bill, there's an extra page going out. 978 00:56:03,100 --> 00:56:04,791 Hi, Jacko. Like the old Blitz days, isn't it? 979 00:56:04,891 --> 00:56:06,333 Where the hell were you all yesterday? 980 00:56:06,433 --> 00:56:08,333 You may remember there was a mist that covered... 981 00:56:08,433 --> 00:56:09,541 You may remember that was in the afternoon. 982 00:56:09,641 --> 00:56:12,166 I wasn't drunk, and I wasn't drinking, if that's what you're suggesting. 983 00:56:12,266 --> 00:56:14,541 I'm suggesting wherever you were you'd have been of more use here. 984 00:56:14,641 --> 00:56:16,958 It so happens, I made a new contact at the Met Centre yesterday... 985 00:56:17,058 --> 00:56:18,541 - Anything usable? - Not yet. 986 00:56:18,641 --> 00:56:20,291 Anyway, Bill Maguire knew where to reach me all day. 987 00:56:20,391 --> 00:56:23,007 Unfortunately Bill Maguire doesn't pay you, Peter. 988 00:56:23,600 --> 00:56:25,000 No, sir. 989 00:56:25,100 --> 00:56:27,416 Hello, Mr Stenning. What about that cyclone? 990 00:56:27,516 --> 00:56:29,875 - First one ever in Europe. Did you know that? - I do now. Thank you. 991 00:56:29,975 --> 00:56:31,083 They had a whirlwind in Greece, too. 992 00:56:31,183 --> 00:56:33,166 Give me that, or you'll have one right up your backside. 993 00:56:33,266 --> 00:56:35,708 - It's not very cold. The fridge packed up. - You've been here all night? 994 00:56:35,808 --> 00:56:38,041 Oh, don't ask. I'm still recovering. Any damage up your end? 995 00:56:38,141 --> 00:56:39,791 A few windows broken. It just skirted us. 996 00:56:39,891 --> 00:56:41,291 Still. At least it blew the mist away. 997 00:56:41,391 --> 00:56:43,708 - Why don't you blow yourself? - Oh, don't sort the kid out. 998 00:56:43,808 --> 00:56:45,666 - The temperature's not his fault. - Yes, it's not my fault. 999 00:56:45,766 --> 00:56:47,625 - Oh, shut up! - All right, all right. 1000 00:56:47,725 --> 00:56:49,500 Why does the whole world have to drink this stuff? 1001 00:56:49,600 --> 00:56:51,541 I understand there was organised chaos here last night. 1002 00:56:51,641 --> 00:56:53,750 The old man put the edition forward one hour to beat the fog. 1003 00:56:53,850 --> 00:56:56,333 Comes the cyclone, a complete change-up with only half-staff. 1004 00:56:56,433 --> 00:56:57,965 Oh, it's bloody hot. 1005 00:56:58,141 --> 00:57:00,333 98 degrees on the Air Ministry roof. 1006 00:57:00,433 --> 00:57:03,041 Think of all those WAAFs stripped to the fuselage. What's this? 1007 00:57:03,141 --> 00:57:06,208 Library clips. Cyclones, typhoons, hurricanes. It's all there. 1008 00:57:06,308 --> 00:57:08,958 West Pacific, northern Australia, Madagascar, Bay of Bengal. 1009 00:57:09,058 --> 00:57:12,833 List the figures for me, will you? Rate of advance, acceleration and casualties. 1010 00:57:12,933 --> 00:57:16,833 Why don't I just do 500 steaming words on how mankind is so full of wind 1011 00:57:16,933 --> 00:57:20,333 - it's about to out-blow nature. - Yeah, fine. But after you've done my figures. 1012 00:57:20,433 --> 00:57:21,708 Yes, of course. 1013 00:57:21,808 --> 00:57:24,674 - Oh, give me those ice floe figures, will you? - Ice floe? 1014 00:57:25,600 --> 00:57:27,291 You mean you didn't go to the Met Centre? 1015 00:57:27,391 --> 00:57:29,208 Oh, those. Yes, I went. I dropped Jeannie off. 1016 00:57:29,308 --> 00:57:32,666 All right, all right. She's the new contact. Works there. She's calling them through. 1017 00:57:32,766 --> 00:57:34,632 You, of course, were too busy to get them. 1018 00:57:34,891 --> 00:57:36,375 She only has to look up the files, 1019 00:57:36,475 --> 00:57:38,500 I thought it more important to be here this morning. 1020 00:57:38,600 --> 00:57:40,416 - Not to me, it isn't. - Apparently. 1021 00:57:40,516 --> 00:57:43,049 Well, you'll be glad to hear I've just about had the whole issue. 1022 00:57:43,225 --> 00:57:45,257 That's up to you, chum. 1023 00:57:48,391 --> 00:57:52,424 Okay, so the knife's penetrated deep. Can I go now? 1024 00:57:53,683 --> 00:57:55,299 Oh, sit down, Pete. 1025 00:57:55,808 --> 00:57:58,715 Give her a ring. Our switchboard's probably jammed. 1026 00:58:02,350 --> 00:58:03,882 Get me the Met Centre, please. 1027 00:58:07,058 --> 00:58:09,083 - Could I speak to you for a moment, Sandy? - Oh, not now, Pete. 1028 00:58:09,183 --> 00:58:10,208 It won't take a minute. 1029 00:58:10,308 --> 00:58:13,340 Look, all I want to do is finish this lot and get some sleep. 1030 00:58:15,683 --> 00:58:17,666 - I wanna turn it in. - Do what? 1031 00:58:17,766 --> 00:58:20,041 - Turn in my job, jack it in, resign. - I can't stop you... 1032 00:58:20,141 --> 00:58:22,833 Look, I am sick of being the ass end of Bill Maguire's donkey. 1033 00:58:22,933 --> 00:58:24,250 Why don't you leave it till the temperature drops. 1034 00:58:24,350 --> 00:58:26,250 - We're all a little edgy. - I'm like a cub reporter here! 1035 00:58:26,350 --> 00:58:27,916 "Phone up for figures, run down to the library, 1036 00:58:28,016 --> 00:58:29,291 "take these pictures." What am I? 1037 00:58:29,391 --> 00:58:30,750 You're getting paid for it, aren't you? 1038 00:58:30,850 --> 00:58:32,416 Look, it's not so long ago, this paper put out posters 1039 00:58:32,516 --> 00:58:34,041 telling the public to read my stuff. 1040 00:58:34,141 --> 00:58:36,708 And you stopped writing it, so how could we go on printing it? 1041 00:58:36,808 --> 00:58:39,791 Look, Pete, I'll forget you resigned. Give it a few days. 1042 00:58:39,891 --> 00:58:41,500 Anyway, I thought Bill Maguire was a friend of yours. 1043 00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:44,299 - Yeah. - He always behaved like a friend. 1044 00:58:44,433 --> 00:58:46,715 - Sanderson. - Yeah, maybe it's the heat. 1045 00:58:47,183 --> 00:58:48,590 For you. 1046 00:58:51,766 --> 00:58:53,132 Think about it. 1047 00:58:53,850 --> 00:58:54,958 Yeah, I will. 1048 00:58:55,058 --> 00:58:56,208 Stenning, who's that? 1049 00:58:56,308 --> 00:58:58,708 It's Jeannie. Pete, I've got to talk to you. 1050 00:58:58,808 --> 00:59:02,632 It's serious. I can't, not on the phone. I've got to see you. 1051 00:59:02,891 --> 00:59:05,000 You will tonight, remember? 1052 00:59:05,100 --> 00:59:06,965 Well, if it's that urgent, hop a cab and come here. 1053 00:59:07,141 --> 00:59:10,833 I can't. I'm in a telephone box and I've got to get back. 1054 00:59:10,933 --> 00:59:12,708 Listen, I'll take an early lunch. 1055 00:59:12,808 --> 00:59:15,257 12:30, Battersea Park. The restaurant by the boating lake. 1056 00:59:15,641 --> 00:59:17,090 All right, Jeannie. 1057 00:59:17,225 --> 00:59:19,833 - Okay? - Oh, yeah, it's a new contact 1058 00:59:19,933 --> 00:59:20,958 I found at the Met Office. 1059 00:59:21,058 --> 00:59:22,666 She, seems to have something on her mind. 1060 00:59:22,766 --> 00:59:24,166 Met Office? Has she got a story? 1061 00:59:24,266 --> 00:59:26,041 Well, frankly, I don't think she'd notice a news story 1062 00:59:26,141 --> 00:59:28,291 if it was in 72-point. Still, I don't think we should ignore it. 1063 00:59:28,391 --> 00:59:29,916 - Well, she's your contact. - All right. 1064 00:59:30,016 --> 00:59:32,750 But you're my witness for the defence when Stenning's found missing again. 1065 00:59:32,850 --> 00:59:35,007 What are you, a cub reporter? Go on, get out. 1066 00:59:44,766 --> 00:59:47,875 Well, of all people. It must be three hours since we met. 1067 00:59:47,975 --> 00:59:49,416 There's too many people here. 1068 00:59:49,516 --> 00:59:51,715 Who's shy? I only want to kiss you. 1069 00:59:52,391 --> 00:59:54,083 Look, Pete, I mustn't be seen talking to you. 1070 00:59:54,183 --> 00:59:55,500 I know, you're a Russian spy. 1071 00:59:55,600 --> 00:59:56,916 All right, I'll come to Moscow with you. 1072 00:59:57,016 --> 00:59:59,041 Oh, Pete, please be serious. 1073 00:59:59,141 --> 01:00:00,458 Never more so. Come on, tovarish. 1074 01:00:00,558 --> 01:00:02,375 - But you don't understand... - So, you're going to tell me. 1075 01:00:02,475 --> 01:00:04,208 Now, get in the carriage. Go on. 1076 01:00:04,308 --> 01:00:06,382 No expense spared with Stenning. 1077 01:00:11,391 --> 01:00:13,757 Well, what could be more private? 1078 01:00:19,225 --> 01:00:23,174 - Pete, I... - Take your time, I bought a double ride. 1079 01:00:23,766 --> 01:00:25,840 - Have you got a cigarette? - Sure. 1080 01:00:29,183 --> 01:00:31,000 This morning, half of the girls didn't get in, 1081 01:00:31,100 --> 01:00:33,333 so some of us had to go on the switchboard again. 1082 01:00:33,433 --> 01:00:34,541 And? 1083 01:00:34,641 --> 01:00:36,625 Well, I've overheard things before. 1084 01:00:36,725 --> 01:00:39,375 Sometimes you can't help it, but you keep it to yourself. 1085 01:00:39,475 --> 01:00:41,708 A switchboard is very confidential, especially a government... 1086 01:00:41,808 --> 01:00:43,382 But this morning? 1087 01:00:44,808 --> 01:00:46,632 You've got to promise me you won't use this. 1088 01:00:47,308 --> 01:00:49,382 Is it about the big question mark? 1089 01:00:49,766 --> 01:00:51,541 - Then how can I promise? - You must. 1090 01:00:51,641 --> 01:00:52,833 Oh, for God's sake, Jeannie. 1091 01:00:52,933 --> 01:00:55,541 If something's gone wrong, don't you think people are entitled to know? 1092 01:00:55,641 --> 01:00:58,458 The people at the top are cleverer than we are. They know what they're doing. 1093 01:00:58,558 --> 01:01:01,333 - Then why tell me? - Because I had to tell someone or bust. 1094 01:01:01,433 --> 01:01:03,666 I thought you were the one person I could tell. Maybe I was wrong. 1095 01:01:03,766 --> 01:01:06,674 No, you weren't wrong, Jeannie. Now, go on. 1096 01:01:08,516 --> 01:01:12,875 I didn't understand very much of it, but what I did understand... 1097 01:01:12,975 --> 01:01:14,250 I don't know, I panicked and called you. 1098 01:01:14,350 --> 01:01:15,840 So, here I am. 1099 01:01:16,850 --> 01:01:18,132 I want your promise. 1100 01:01:20,183 --> 01:01:21,549 All right. Let's have it. 1101 01:01:28,891 --> 01:01:31,583 Got it! All right, all right. May! 1102 01:01:31,683 --> 01:01:33,458 Two hot lagers for the Daily Sketch. 1103 01:01:33,558 --> 01:01:35,125 You're lucky, I've got two nice ones on ice. 1104 01:01:35,225 --> 01:01:36,958 No, you haven't. I just sold them. 1105 01:01:37,058 --> 01:01:39,583 I told you to hang onto those in case Mr Maguire wanted them. 1106 01:01:39,683 --> 01:01:41,458 - I never heard you. - You never hear anything. 1107 01:01:41,558 --> 01:01:44,208 - You can't keep ice in this weather. - No. Three hot Scotch's. 1108 01:01:44,308 --> 01:01:46,916 Good for the circulation. Personal not professional. 1109 01:01:47,016 --> 01:01:49,549 - There you are, Mr Maguire. - Thanks, May. 1110 01:01:50,516 --> 01:01:52,416 I need you, Dad, and you need that, so drink it. 1111 01:01:52,516 --> 01:01:54,257 Put them on the slate, May, will you? 1112 01:01:57,350 --> 01:01:59,375 I heard a funny story on my way to the park this morning. 1113 01:01:59,475 --> 01:02:00,715 How funny? 1114 01:02:01,808 --> 01:02:03,125 What's the nutation of the Earth? 1115 01:02:03,225 --> 01:02:07,125 Nutation? Well, it's a slight oscillation on the Earth's axis. 1116 01:02:07,225 --> 01:02:09,583 It's caused by the pull of the sun and the moon on the Equator. 1117 01:02:09,683 --> 01:02:10,708 It's changed. 1118 01:02:10,808 --> 01:02:12,916 You see, there's a slight bulge on the... 1119 01:02:13,016 --> 01:02:15,166 There's also an item here about axis rotation. 1120 01:02:15,266 --> 01:02:17,250 There's been an 11 -degree variation, whatever that may mean. 1121 01:02:17,350 --> 01:02:20,208 - Where'd this come from? - Never mind where it came from. Translate it. 1122 01:02:20,308 --> 01:02:22,799 - It means I was right. - Well, congratulations. 1123 01:02:23,225 --> 01:02:25,382 They've shifted the tilt of the Earth. 1124 01:02:26,100 --> 01:02:29,590 The stupid, crazy, irresponsible bastards! 1125 01:02:31,183 --> 01:02:32,507 They've finally done it. 1126 01:02:36,516 --> 01:02:38,416 That's the normal angle of tilt. 1127 01:02:38,516 --> 01:02:42,382 An 11-degree variation would put it this way, or there. 1128 01:02:42,766 --> 01:02:45,083 - We don't know whether it's east or west. - No. 1129 01:02:45,183 --> 01:02:48,083 Your weather line theory would indicate an east-to-west tilt. 1130 01:02:48,183 --> 01:02:49,375 Where did you get this story, Stenning? 1131 01:02:49,475 --> 01:02:51,541 I prefer you not to ask, sir. 1132 01:02:51,641 --> 01:02:54,416 Get me Sir John Kelly, either at his office or at his home. 1133 01:02:54,516 --> 01:02:55,916 Wherever he is I want to talk to him. 1134 01:02:56,016 --> 01:02:57,041 Does this come from your new contact? 1135 01:02:57,141 --> 01:03:00,208 Never mind where it comes from. You take my word, that's the story. 1136 01:03:00,308 --> 01:03:03,250 What can it do to us, Bill, apart from altering the Earth's climates? 1137 01:03:03,350 --> 01:03:07,375 Monkeying around with nature on this scale, who knows what the implications are. 1138 01:03:07,475 --> 01:03:08,840 Well, what do you think? 1139 01:03:09,266 --> 01:03:10,615 I prefer not to. 1140 01:03:11,641 --> 01:03:14,965 Yes? I didn't ask for the PRO. 1141 01:03:15,391 --> 01:03:16,833 - All right, put him through. - Who is it? 1142 01:03:16,933 --> 01:03:18,174 - Holroyd, sir. - Holroyd. 1143 01:03:18,433 --> 01:03:20,208 Get Jacko in. Get everybody in. 1144 01:03:20,308 --> 01:03:24,049 Holroyd, this is Jefferson, the editor of the Daily Express here. 1145 01:03:24,891 --> 01:03:28,416 Yes, well, you can tell Sir John that he has the choice of being disturbed now 1146 01:03:28,516 --> 01:03:30,166 or when he reads his morning paper. 1147 01:03:30,266 --> 01:03:32,666 We're going to print whether he talks or not. 1148 01:03:32,766 --> 01:03:36,458 Bill, get moving. I want a pictorial panorama of the world as it's going to be 1149 01:03:36,558 --> 01:03:38,875 with the new climatic zones and all the rest of it changed. 1150 01:03:38,975 --> 01:03:41,590 Stenning, come in on this phone. Take this down. 1151 01:03:41,975 --> 01:03:46,340 Sir John Kelly, Jefferson here. I'd like a statement and I'd like it now. 1152 01:03:46,850 --> 01:03:51,590 Nothing's impossible. Not even an 11-degree tilt in the globe's axis. 1153 01:03:52,225 --> 01:03:54,882 Yes, that's precisely what we're going to print. 1154 01:05:02,183 --> 01:05:04,840 Mornin', sir. What about all this, then? 1155 01:05:04,975 --> 01:05:08,882 "World tips over." Fog, cyclone and flood? 1156 01:05:21,641 --> 01:05:24,458 - Jeannie, what else could I do? - I don't want to hear, I don't want to know. 1157 01:05:24,558 --> 01:05:27,125 It had to come out, Jeannie. You couldn't sit on a thing like this. 1158 01:05:27,225 --> 01:05:28,583 That's right, that's right. 1159 01:05:28,683 --> 01:05:31,500 But we didn't use your name, Jeannie. Nobody used your name. 1160 01:05:31,600 --> 01:05:35,250 Who cares about my name? My name's nothing, it's my trust you've used. 1161 01:05:35,350 --> 01:05:37,007 All right, I'm ready. 1162 01:05:37,516 --> 01:05:39,291 - Who are you? - I'm a security officer. 1163 01:05:39,391 --> 01:05:40,791 Now, wait a minute. Where are you taking her? 1164 01:05:40,891 --> 01:05:42,458 For the moment, into preventative custody. 1165 01:05:42,558 --> 01:05:44,590 - For what? - Can we go now, please? 1166 01:05:44,766 --> 01:05:46,875 What the hell are you preventing? It's happened, man! 1167 01:05:46,975 --> 01:05:48,166 You've got the head weathercock 1168 01:05:48,266 --> 01:05:50,375 sitting on the biggest addled egg the human race has ever laid. 1169 01:05:50,475 --> 01:05:52,291 Leave us alone, Pete. It's none of your business any more. 1170 01:05:52,391 --> 01:05:54,750 You let these bloody bombs off as though they were four penny squibs 1171 01:05:54,850 --> 01:05:57,375 on bonfire night, and you want to keep it a secret! 1172 01:05:57,475 --> 01:06:00,166 Fine, fine. So they stick the kid into preventative custody. 1173 01:06:00,266 --> 01:06:02,458 Oh, cool off. I know it's hot, but cool off. 1174 01:06:02,558 --> 01:06:05,833 Never mind the data on leukaemia or infant mortality or strontium g, 1175 01:06:05,933 --> 01:06:07,791 or any of the other clinical facts of mass suicide. 1176 01:06:07,891 --> 01:06:09,958 Just stick some kid in a cell and everything will be all right. 1177 01:06:10,058 --> 01:06:11,416 Go on, write about it like that. 1178 01:06:11,516 --> 01:06:13,500 Oh, sure, now they want to read about the filthy, 1179 01:06:13,600 --> 01:06:16,125 self-destructive force humanity carries around 1180 01:06:16,225 --> 01:06:18,708 rotting in its belly. Now, when it's too late. 1181 01:06:18,808 --> 01:06:20,833 It's never too late for a good story well written. 1182 01:06:20,933 --> 01:06:23,166 The human race has been poisoning itself for years 1183 01:06:23,266 --> 01:06:25,541 with a great big smile on its fat face. 1184 01:06:25,641 --> 01:06:26,750 Well, that's how it is, Pete. 1185 01:06:26,850 --> 01:06:28,958 People don't care about the news until it becomes personal. 1186 01:06:29,058 --> 01:06:33,083 Well, it has become personal for me. Isn't there anything you can do? 1187 01:06:33,183 --> 01:06:35,291 What else is there to do? I've made my will. 1188 01:06:35,391 --> 01:06:37,916 Look, Pete, they're just a bit hysterical like the rest of us. 1189 01:06:38,016 --> 01:06:40,333 - They'll let her out in a few days. - Let her out to do what? 1190 01:06:40,433 --> 01:06:44,208 - Who's gonna give her a job? - No problem there, we'll give her a job. 1191 01:06:44,308 --> 01:06:46,965 While it all still lasts, we might as well have full employment. 1192 01:06:58,100 --> 01:07:00,708 I felt it necessary to speak to you all, 1193 01:07:00,808 --> 01:07:04,208 if only to stop the many wild and irresponsible rumours 1194 01:07:04,308 --> 01:07:07,215 precipitated by a general lack of facts. 1195 01:07:08,016 --> 01:07:12,257 There has indeed been a displacement in the direction of the polar axis. 1196 01:07:12,558 --> 01:07:15,590 But it is not a catastrophe, nor is it the millennium. 1197 01:07:16,308 --> 01:07:19,041 Geologists and astronomers have long had evidence 1198 01:07:19,141 --> 01:07:21,833 that the tilt of the Earth has been altered more than once 1199 01:07:21,933 --> 01:07:26,007 in the history of its evolution, and it has survived them all. 1200 01:07:26,475 --> 01:07:29,424 Now, what does this mean to us in our daily lives? 1201 01:07:30,433 --> 01:07:32,750 Well, some of the seasons, as we know them, 1202 01:07:32,850 --> 01:07:35,250 may be disturbed and change their intensity. 1203 01:07:38,141 --> 01:07:40,708 This displacement has undoubtedly brought some regions 1204 01:07:40,808 --> 01:07:42,757 nearer to the polar circle, 1205 01:07:45,850 --> 01:07:48,715 whilst others have been carried further from it. 1206 01:07:50,683 --> 01:07:54,041 But I have the utmost confidence the world's scientists 1207 01:07:54,141 --> 01:07:58,965 can produce solutions for any of the climactic problems we are likely to meet. 1208 01:08:00,183 --> 01:08:03,333 I know that many of you are blaming the combined effects 1209 01:08:03,433 --> 01:08:07,549 of nuclear tests for this disturbance to the motion of the Earth. 1210 01:08:08,850 --> 01:08:11,583 I must tell you that the majority of the world's scientists 1211 01:08:11,683 --> 01:08:14,132 deny that this is the cause. 1212 01:08:14,808 --> 01:08:19,041 However, I would be failing in my duty if I did not admit to you 1213 01:08:19,141 --> 01:08:22,382 that there are many others who believe it could have been. 1214 01:08:23,016 --> 01:08:26,382 But whatever the rights, or whatever the wrongs, 1215 01:08:26,516 --> 01:08:30,625 the four major powers have now reached unconditional agreement 1216 01:08:30,725 --> 01:08:32,916 to cease all further tests, 1217 01:08:33,016 --> 01:08:38,000 experiments, manufacture and work on nuclear projects. 1218 01:08:38,100 --> 01:08:39,458 What they'll do to get votes. 1219 01:08:39,558 --> 01:08:43,840 I ask you now to face the future calmly and constructively, 1220 01:08:43,975 --> 01:08:46,500 remembering that here in Britain, at least, 1221 01:08:46,600 --> 01:08:49,416 the weather is something we are used to coping with. 1222 01:08:49,516 --> 01:08:50,708 I wonder who writes his punch lines. 1223 01:08:50,808 --> 01:08:53,583 The old boy will need all the laughs he can get if this heat keeps up. 1224 01:08:53,683 --> 01:08:55,791 No, leave it on, May. Let's hear the forecast. 1225 01:08:55,891 --> 01:08:57,458 Yes, it's always so right. 1226 01:08:57,558 --> 01:09:01,041 I wouldn't mind the heat if this stupid old fool would remember to order the ice. 1227 01:09:01,141 --> 01:09:02,875 - I did order it. - Well, where is it? 1228 01:09:02,975 --> 01:09:04,916 I don't deliver it, May. 1229 01:09:05,016 --> 01:09:06,375 It's real bikini weather, May. 1230 01:09:06,475 --> 01:09:08,083 Yeah, give the boys a treat, May. 1231 01:09:08,183 --> 01:09:11,250 I don't know. All this heat's making you lot behave like foreigners. 1232 01:09:11,350 --> 01:09:13,291 No point in holding a hot glass. Have another one. 1233 01:09:13,391 --> 01:09:15,041 No, I'm going back to the office. 1234 01:09:15,141 --> 01:09:17,924 ...with a probable rise towards the weekend. 1235 01:09:19,808 --> 01:09:21,291 What's on your mind? 1236 01:09:21,391 --> 01:09:23,000 Do you think Jeff would give me an advance? 1237 01:09:23,100 --> 01:09:24,549 Depends how much. 1238 01:09:24,808 --> 01:09:26,416 However much it'd cost to get her a good lawyer. 1239 01:09:26,516 --> 01:09:29,041 Oh, stop worrying. She'll only be in for a week, two at most. 1240 01:09:29,141 --> 01:09:30,208 They're just going through the motions. 1241 01:09:30,308 --> 01:09:32,166 But she didn't break the story, Bill, I did. 1242 01:09:32,266 --> 01:09:34,041 If they're gonna charge anyone, it should be me. 1243 01:09:34,141 --> 01:09:36,083 Look, you brought in the beat of the century... 1244 01:09:36,183 --> 01:09:37,750 - Covent Garden! - ...enjoy it. 1245 01:09:37,850 --> 01:09:39,833 - What is it, Dick? - The whole lot's as dry as a bone. 1246 01:09:39,933 --> 01:09:41,799 They think it's all going up. 1247 01:09:57,808 --> 01:09:59,715 All right, clear way! 1248 01:11:01,725 --> 01:11:03,625 Please keep the roads clear. 1249 01:11:03,725 --> 01:11:05,465 Clear the roads, please. 1250 01:11:05,600 --> 01:11:08,750 Keep out of the roads. Don't cause obstructions, please. 1251 01:11:08,850 --> 01:11:12,500 Keep the roads clear. Please keep the roads clear. 1252 01:11:12,600 --> 01:11:14,465 Clear the roads, please. 1253 01:12:31,558 --> 01:12:35,882 This is the editorial floor. Abandon all hope, ye who enter here. 1254 01:12:36,266 --> 01:12:37,583 Is this where I work? 1255 01:12:37,683 --> 01:12:39,583 Through the newsroom and down into the library. 1256 01:12:39,683 --> 01:12:42,791 By the way, I'd better warn you about some of these newsroom characters. 1257 01:12:42,891 --> 01:12:44,791 - I'm a big girl now. - Yeah, that's what I mean. 1258 01:12:44,891 --> 01:12:46,125 Mr Maguire, if you ever want 1259 01:12:46,225 --> 01:12:48,083 - any extra water... - Never drink it. 1260 01:12:48,183 --> 01:12:50,833 I mean I've got a contact. Five-gallon drum only costs a pound. 1261 01:12:50,933 --> 01:12:52,708 Great, we'll celebrate with two iced Cokes. 1262 01:12:52,808 --> 01:12:54,625 - They're fetching four bob apiece now. - Are they? 1263 01:12:54,725 --> 01:12:58,924 - I'll get them as soon as I drop these. - Tell them they're bloody robbers! 1264 01:13:00,308 --> 01:13:02,750 Relax, he's out on a date, if that makes any difference. 1265 01:13:02,850 --> 01:13:04,291 Not to me, it doesn't. 1266 01:13:04,391 --> 01:13:07,500 Look, Jeannie, you can't go on blaming him for blowing that story you gave him. 1267 01:13:07,600 --> 01:13:08,916 Can we change the subject? 1268 01:13:09,016 --> 01:13:10,916 No journalist would have any right not to! 1269 01:13:11,016 --> 01:13:13,500 I agree. Tell me, do I always come in this way, 1270 01:13:13,600 --> 01:13:15,250 or is there some sort of tradesman's entrance? 1271 01:13:15,350 --> 01:13:16,916 Yes, I'll mind my own business. 1272 01:13:17,016 --> 01:13:21,382 Now, these are the legal gentlemen the brothers prodnose. 1273 01:13:21,558 --> 01:13:22,750 This is the chief bunch here. 1274 01:13:22,850 --> 01:13:25,958 Jacko, Miss Craig, library and standby switchboard. 1275 01:13:26,058 --> 01:13:27,541 - Hello and welcome. - Thank you. 1276 01:13:27,641 --> 01:13:30,000 All I can say is whoever took your press pictures ought to be fired. 1277 01:13:30,100 --> 01:13:32,666 What's the lead? "Hospital emergency water trucks rammed." 1278 01:13:32,766 --> 01:13:34,541 - Yeah, they grabbed 5,000 gallons. - Marvellous, isn't it? 1279 01:13:34,641 --> 01:13:36,500 I can remember when it used to be money. 1280 01:13:36,600 --> 01:13:38,458 I must say, this is all a bit frightening. 1281 01:13:38,558 --> 01:13:40,583 Nothing to worry about, unless you own a reservoir. 1282 01:13:40,683 --> 01:13:42,666 - No, I meant the job. - Oh, you'll get numb to it. 1283 01:13:42,766 --> 01:13:45,583 The chief librarian's a nice guy. He'll put you right. 1284 01:13:45,683 --> 01:13:48,965 If there's any special problem, there's always me, or Pete. 1285 01:13:49,350 --> 01:13:52,875 Everything's filed here, from the atom bomb to Zen Buddhism. 1286 01:13:52,975 --> 01:13:57,000 Well, I appreciate the motive, but don't try and restart anything. It's very, very over. 1287 01:13:57,100 --> 01:13:58,541 Oh, break down, Jeannie. What, do you want him 1288 01:13:58,641 --> 01:14:01,000 in the penitents parade, walking barefooted down Fleet Street? 1289 01:14:01,100 --> 01:14:03,833 - I don't want him anywhere. - This is no time to waste time. 1290 01:14:03,933 --> 01:14:06,090 Well, he isn't wasting it. He's out on a date. 1291 01:14:06,308 --> 01:14:08,507 In Battersea Park with his kid. 1292 01:14:09,391 --> 01:14:10,757 Miss Craig. 1293 01:14:11,183 --> 01:14:13,882 - You found your way? - Mr Maguire brought me. 1294 01:14:14,391 --> 01:14:17,000 Yes, I shouldn't think we'd ever be lonely down here now. 1295 01:14:17,100 --> 01:14:19,500 Look after her, Archie. She's a bright girl. 1296 01:14:19,600 --> 01:14:22,424 It's just her sense of proportion that's a bit bent. 1297 01:14:25,183 --> 01:14:27,875 Here we are. Eight shillings worth of deliciously hot Coke. 1298 01:14:27,975 --> 01:14:29,590 Take that to Miss Craig, will you? 1299 01:14:29,891 --> 01:14:31,041 What's the matter, kid? 1300 01:14:31,141 --> 01:14:33,299 Oh, I'm all right, sir. 1301 01:14:33,766 --> 01:14:35,750 Holy smoke, look at these temperatures! 1302 01:14:35,850 --> 01:14:39,041 Mexico delta, 145.6 degrees Fahrenheit. 1303 01:14:39,141 --> 01:14:41,541 USA, Texas, 141 .3. 1304 01:14:41,641 --> 01:14:43,375 Rome, 139. 1305 01:14:43,475 --> 01:14:45,500 This famine death count's pretty terrifying, isn't it? 1306 01:14:45,600 --> 01:14:46,958 I just don't get this lack of water. 1307 01:14:47,058 --> 01:14:48,916 What about all this extra polar ice that's melting? 1308 01:14:49,016 --> 01:14:50,541 Well, the heat's taking it up as vapour. 1309 01:14:50,641 --> 01:14:52,458 Yeah, but doesn't it come down again sometime? 1310 01:14:52,558 --> 01:14:55,757 It does. And when it does, pray you're on high ground? 1311 01:14:59,308 --> 01:15:00,590 Hi. 1312 01:15:01,350 --> 01:15:03,174 All right, no hi. 1313 01:15:03,558 --> 01:15:06,416 - Dave, I just came from Battersea Park... - Personally, I prefer Brighton. 1314 01:15:06,516 --> 01:15:08,958 Look, something's going on. If you're not interested, to hell with it. 1315 01:15:09,058 --> 01:15:11,458 Unwind, for God's sake. How do I know if I'm interested? 1316 01:15:11,558 --> 01:15:12,750 What sort of something? 1317 01:15:12,850 --> 01:15:15,416 Well, they're putting up long sheds, you know, the army type. 1318 01:15:15,516 --> 01:15:18,166 And there's trucks full of piping and shower bath fittings. 1319 01:15:18,266 --> 01:15:20,666 500 gallon water tanks complete with purifying systems... 1320 01:15:20,766 --> 01:15:22,958 - Battersea Park? - Yeah. And Hyde Park, Richmond, 1321 01:15:23,058 --> 01:15:25,166 Wimbledon, Highgate, Hampstead... Most of the open spaces. 1322 01:15:25,266 --> 01:15:26,708 - You've seen them? - Only Battersea, 1323 01:15:26,808 --> 01:15:27,958 but I talked to one of the drivers. 1324 01:15:28,058 --> 01:15:30,416 In the last few days he's delivered similar gear to the others. 1325 01:15:30,516 --> 01:15:32,250 - For what? - I don't know, I never got that far. 1326 01:15:32,350 --> 01:15:35,083 - The foreman came up shouting, "Security!" - Any ideas? 1327 01:15:35,183 --> 01:15:38,000 - Yes. Community washing centres. - Good God. 1328 01:15:38,100 --> 01:15:39,791 Why, you got ugly neighbours? 1329 01:15:39,891 --> 01:15:42,291 If that's right, it means there'll be no more private water at all. 1330 01:15:42,391 --> 01:15:45,708 Correct. Just turn on your taps and hear the rude noise of progress. 1331 01:15:45,808 --> 01:15:47,958 This is Davis. You got any photographers down there? 1332 01:15:48,058 --> 01:15:49,840 Well, push them up here fast. 1333 01:15:50,058 --> 01:15:53,708 Mitchell, get on the Glasgow office. I want a list of any similar sites in Scotland. 1334 01:15:53,808 --> 01:15:55,625 - You, Manchester. - Right. 1335 01:15:55,725 --> 01:15:57,666 Tell them to check all main towns north of Birmingham. 1336 01:15:57,766 --> 01:16:00,500 Bill, have a go at the ministries. You might surprise something out of them. 1337 01:16:00,600 --> 01:16:02,840 If I do, they'll surprise something out of me. 1338 01:16:04,141 --> 01:16:07,291 And what about us messenger boys? Are we allowed to jump around a bit, too? 1339 01:16:07,391 --> 01:16:09,916 You've jumped, haven't you? You've probably brought in a hell of a beat. 1340 01:16:10,016 --> 01:16:12,666 - But I'm not capable of writing it. - Oh, relax, for... 1341 01:16:12,766 --> 01:16:16,924 This is Davis, sir. Stenning's brought in a lead to something that could be big. 1342 01:16:17,141 --> 01:16:20,166 Well, it looks like they're about to cut all running water. 1343 01:16:20,266 --> 01:16:22,549 Yeah, but I'd like him to talk to you before he writes anything. 1344 01:16:23,725 --> 01:16:27,340 Well, they seem to be putting up community showers in all the parks. 1345 01:16:27,683 --> 01:16:30,757 All right, I'll send him in. Pete! Go tell the old man. 1346 01:16:31,850 --> 01:16:33,166 Well, we're getting pictures... 1347 01:16:33,266 --> 01:16:35,500 What about the hospitals? Well, try them. 1348 01:16:35,600 --> 01:16:37,458 If it's going to happen, they're bound to know about it. 1349 01:16:37,558 --> 01:16:39,541 They'll have made special arrangements. 1350 01:16:39,641 --> 01:16:42,291 And if anything comes through on the tapes, let me know. 1351 01:16:42,391 --> 01:16:44,916 - You actually saw these showers? - About 50 of them at the Battersea Hut. 1352 01:16:45,016 --> 01:16:47,083 I wouldn't like you to make guesses about things like this, 1353 01:16:47,183 --> 01:16:48,458 there's too much panic about as it is. 1354 01:16:48,558 --> 01:16:50,250 Sorry, Clive Macreedy on the phone from Moscow. 1355 01:16:50,350 --> 01:16:52,083 - Moscow? - It's urgent. It's a very bad line. 1356 01:16:52,183 --> 01:16:54,333 A wonder it got through at all. 1357 01:16:54,433 --> 01:16:57,424 Clive? Hello? Clive? 1358 01:16:57,933 --> 01:16:59,924 Yes, I can't hear you. 1359 01:17:01,183 --> 01:17:02,590 Yes. 1360 01:17:04,850 --> 01:17:07,840 Yes, I've got it. 1361 01:17:08,266 --> 01:17:10,000 I only wish I didn't believe it. 1362 01:17:10,100 --> 01:17:13,507 I expect you'd like to come home now. Is anything still flying? 1363 01:17:13,808 --> 01:17:15,791 Well, it's up to you. 1364 01:17:15,891 --> 01:17:17,590 You can if you wish. 1365 01:17:22,766 --> 01:17:24,332 Shall I get on with it? 1366 01:17:29,391 --> 01:17:31,083 - Conference, fast! - Right, sir. 1367 01:17:31,183 --> 01:17:32,590 Jacko! 1368 01:17:32,766 --> 01:17:35,625 Conference! Jacko, where the hell are you? 1369 01:17:35,725 --> 01:17:38,257 - Yes, sir? - In here! Get a move on! 1370 01:17:38,850 --> 01:17:40,791 Miss Evans, get the old man. 1371 01:17:40,891 --> 01:17:43,041 I think he's at Cherkley, but wherever he is, find him. 1372 01:17:43,141 --> 01:17:45,041 - Yes, Mr Stenning. - Do you want me to wait? 1373 01:17:54,308 --> 01:17:55,757 You have a family, don't you? 1374 01:17:57,058 --> 01:17:58,299 I have a son. 1375 01:18:00,058 --> 01:18:01,541 I'd get him to the country if you can. 1376 01:18:01,641 --> 01:18:03,791 I don't think things in the cities are going to be too pleasant. 1377 01:18:03,891 --> 01:18:05,750 - I brought the dummy in case... - Oh, you can tear that up. 1378 01:18:05,850 --> 01:18:07,549 On the direct line. 1379 01:18:09,266 --> 01:18:10,708 Good evening, sir. 1380 01:18:10,808 --> 01:18:13,541 Well, the Russians have just about topped everything. 1381 01:18:13,641 --> 01:18:15,666 Macreedy got through from Moscow. 1382 01:18:15,766 --> 01:18:19,965 They held an international press conference. Had their top scientists present. 1383 01:18:20,266 --> 01:18:23,333 They say that those two bangs did more than alter the tilt. 1384 01:18:23,433 --> 01:18:25,632 They made an 11-degree shift in our orbit. 1385 01:18:28,183 --> 01:18:30,674 And we're moving towards the sun. 1386 01:18:32,350 --> 01:18:35,416 Well, I can't see what they'd gain by making it up. 1387 01:18:35,516 --> 01:18:38,083 They say Western scientists have known about this all along, 1388 01:18:38,183 --> 01:18:40,583 but were trying to work something out before they broke it. 1389 01:18:40,683 --> 01:18:42,916 It's not through on the agencies yet, 1390 01:18:43,016 --> 01:18:45,090 but it's bound to be any moment. 1391 01:18:45,350 --> 01:18:47,132 No, of course not. 1392 01:18:47,516 --> 01:18:50,049 No, that's the way I was going to play it. 1393 01:18:50,558 --> 01:18:53,132 I'll have it put through to you. 1394 01:18:57,183 --> 01:18:59,083 Anyone want a recap, or did you get it? 1395 01:18:59,183 --> 01:19:01,208 We got it, but what the hell do we do with it? 1396 01:19:01,308 --> 01:19:05,041 To start with, it's two lines of 120-point across eight columns. 1397 01:19:05,141 --> 01:19:07,791 I'm not up on my sci-fi. So, we're orbiting toward the sun. 1398 01:19:07,891 --> 01:19:10,882 - But how many billion light years... - If that's true, 1399 01:19:11,183 --> 01:19:14,924 I'd say there's about four months. 1400 01:19:15,558 --> 01:19:16,924 Before what? 1401 01:19:17,225 --> 01:19:21,132 Before there's a delightful smell in the universe of charcoaled mankind. 1402 01:19:21,266 --> 01:19:22,708 Do you really mean four months? 1403 01:19:22,808 --> 01:19:26,257 According to the temperature rises in the last few weeks, yes. 1404 01:19:27,183 --> 01:19:29,916 - So that's the message, is it? - About another 300 deadlines. 1405 01:19:30,016 --> 01:19:31,541 Is that what we say in tomorrow's paper? 1406 01:19:31,641 --> 01:19:32,875 Tomorrow we report the news. 1407 01:19:32,975 --> 01:19:35,666 The facts. We leave prophecy to the street corner cranks. 1408 01:19:35,766 --> 01:19:38,833 Bill, you and Sandy, start arranging interviews with top scientists. 1409 01:19:38,933 --> 01:19:41,458 Cockcroft, Penny, if you can, get a call through to Calcutta, 1410 01:19:41,558 --> 01:19:43,208 Haldane might break silence. 1411 01:19:43,308 --> 01:19:45,833 Pete, you get busy on the "no water" angle. 1412 01:19:45,933 --> 01:19:49,125 Everything affected, sanitation, electricity, power plants... 1413 01:19:49,225 --> 01:19:51,041 - Even down to car radiators. - Will do. 1414 01:19:51,141 --> 01:19:54,458 And keep the tone of the paper reasonably optimistic. Understand? 1415 01:19:54,558 --> 01:19:56,715 It's going to be all right. That's it. 1416 01:19:57,225 --> 01:19:59,416 - Sir, there's an agency flash! - Yes, we just had it. 1417 01:19:59,516 --> 01:20:01,840 In every possible way. 1418 01:20:06,183 --> 01:20:08,049 My home, please. 1419 01:20:08,516 --> 01:20:09,875 What's it all mean? 1420 01:20:09,975 --> 01:20:12,208 I was going on holiday next month. Do you think I should cancel it? 1421 01:20:12,308 --> 01:20:14,708 Only thing to cancel is your life insurance. Sell up and have an orgy. 1422 01:20:14,808 --> 01:20:16,916 - Nice public-spirited advice. - Oh, do me a favour. 1423 01:20:17,016 --> 01:20:18,083 Can't anything be done, Mr Maguire? 1424 01:20:18,183 --> 01:20:19,791 Yes, there's something you can do right away. 1425 01:20:19,891 --> 01:20:21,375 Pop off to the library. Bring me everything 1426 01:20:21,475 --> 01:20:23,416 - they've got on melting points. - Melting points? 1427 01:20:23,516 --> 01:20:27,500 Yes. The temperatures at which everything, from steel to my glass eye, starts to melt. 1428 01:20:27,600 --> 01:20:28,666 Right. 1429 01:20:28,766 --> 01:20:30,840 I suppose it couldn't be a mistake. 1430 01:20:31,516 --> 01:20:34,632 It is. The daddy of all mistakes. 1431 01:20:35,350 --> 01:20:38,250 Funny how, when the chopper falls, everyone just accepts it. 1432 01:20:38,350 --> 01:20:40,208 What else, when it's your neck under it? 1433 01:20:40,308 --> 01:20:41,791 A fellow up in Leeds says he's found a method 1434 01:20:41,891 --> 01:20:44,208 of extracting water from the atmosphere. 1435 01:20:44,308 --> 01:20:46,465 Oh, as it were, he's been certified. 1436 01:20:47,600 --> 01:20:50,500 Jeff said to get the kid out of town. It might be a bit easier in the country. 1437 01:20:50,600 --> 01:20:51,708 Yes, it might. 1438 01:20:51,808 --> 01:20:53,333 Couldn't get my old woman away from her garden. 1439 01:20:53,433 --> 01:20:54,791 She's got about six tonnes of sweet peas. 1440 01:20:54,891 --> 01:20:57,090 She'll be out buying black market water for them. 1441 01:20:57,308 --> 01:21:00,458 Which reminds me, this is highly illegal, too. Do you want a swig? 1442 01:21:00,558 --> 01:21:02,333 - No thanks. - Quite right. 1443 01:21:02,433 --> 01:21:04,416 I suppose they'll do something, won't they, Bill? 1444 01:21:04,516 --> 01:21:05,583 What? 1445 01:21:05,683 --> 01:21:06,833 Well, something! They've gotta do something. 1446 01:21:06,933 --> 01:21:08,750 They can't just let... Let... 1447 01:21:08,850 --> 01:21:11,500 - You've got a piece to write, haven't you? - I know what I'd like to write. 1448 01:21:11,600 --> 01:21:12,750 You can't. It's a family newspaper. 1449 01:21:12,850 --> 01:21:14,916 We're all so bloody clever at outsmarting nature! 1450 01:21:15,016 --> 01:21:16,916 "Anything you can split I can split better." 1451 01:21:17,016 --> 01:21:18,833 - You know what I'd do if I were you? - What? 1452 01:21:18,933 --> 01:21:20,799 Some special data waiting for you in the library. 1453 01:21:24,350 --> 01:21:25,965 Half an hour ago, I brought her. 1454 01:21:26,600 --> 01:21:28,250 Thanks. Well, in that case, we'll just skip the library. 1455 01:21:28,350 --> 01:21:30,541 - If you take my advice... - You know she hasn't spoken to me since. 1456 01:21:30,641 --> 01:21:33,465 Well, how the hell can she speak to you in separate rooms? 1457 01:21:34,225 --> 01:21:35,590 Well... 1458 01:21:37,433 --> 01:21:39,465 I need some data anyway. 1459 01:21:40,266 --> 01:21:41,632 Yeah. 1460 01:21:43,558 --> 01:21:45,465 We all need whatever we can get. 1461 01:21:45,891 --> 01:21:47,458 You see, they're all cross-filed. 1462 01:21:47,558 --> 01:21:49,041 You have to remember what names are connected 1463 01:21:49,141 --> 01:21:50,958 with what subjects and vice versa. 1464 01:21:51,058 --> 01:21:52,799 Anytime you want any help... 1465 01:21:55,891 --> 01:21:57,715 I'm just getting Mr Maguire's stuff, sir. 1466 01:22:01,350 --> 01:22:02,965 Well, thanks. 1467 01:22:06,600 --> 01:22:08,333 - Yes? - I need some... 1468 01:22:08,433 --> 01:22:10,090 Pete... 1469 01:22:10,266 --> 01:22:11,715 I need you, Jeannie. 1470 01:22:12,600 --> 01:22:14,007 I need you, too. 1471 01:22:46,850 --> 01:22:49,715 Attention, please. Attention, please. 1472 01:22:50,016 --> 01:22:52,875 There will be an emergency announcement of national importance 1473 01:22:52,975 --> 01:22:55,715 by the Prime Minister at 9:00 tonight. 1474 01:22:56,058 --> 01:23:00,257 Stand by at 9:00 tonight for an announcement of national importance. 1475 01:23:00,433 --> 01:23:03,882 Please pass on this information. Attention, please. 1476 01:23:04,350 --> 01:23:07,541 Attention, please. There will be an emergency announcement 1477 01:23:07,641 --> 01:23:11,882 of national importance by the Prime Minister at 9:00 tonight. 1478 01:23:12,058 --> 01:23:16,299 Stand by at 9:00 tonight for an announcement of national importance. 1479 01:23:22,266 --> 01:23:23,840 Attention, please. 1480 01:23:24,225 --> 01:23:27,208 There will be an emergency announcement of national importance 1481 01:23:27,308 --> 01:23:29,924 by the Prime Minister at 9:00 tonight. 1482 01:23:30,391 --> 01:23:32,250 Stand by at 9:00 tonight... 1483 01:23:32,350 --> 01:23:34,875 I'm sorry, sir, no entry. You better close this, chum. 1484 01:23:34,975 --> 01:23:37,500 - I'm meeting someone inside. - Not during ration hours. 1485 01:23:37,600 --> 01:23:39,958 Yeah, but anyone inside will have to come out this way. 1486 01:23:40,058 --> 01:23:42,291 - No, don't say... - It's no use arguing. 1487 01:23:42,391 --> 01:23:44,000 You can't take those in, leave them here. 1488 01:23:44,100 --> 01:23:46,875 - No, I want to save half my shower, see? - You can't take water from here, 1489 01:23:46,975 --> 01:23:48,458 this is a washing centre. The forms, please. 1490 01:23:48,558 --> 01:23:49,708 I don't dig it, doll. 1491 01:23:49,808 --> 01:23:51,375 I mean, we're all entitled to so much water, aren't we? 1492 01:23:51,475 --> 01:23:53,083 Yeah, for washing. Leave them here. 1493 01:23:53,183 --> 01:23:55,583 - So who says if it goes over us or in us? - Move on. 1494 01:24:03,141 --> 01:24:05,090 Either leave or get out of line. 1495 01:24:05,683 --> 01:24:09,674 Attention, please. There will be an emergency announcement. 1496 01:24:14,266 --> 01:24:16,632 Stand by at 9:00 tonight. 1497 01:24:23,141 --> 01:24:26,257 - Daddy, you weren't there! - Oh, they wouldn't let me in, son. 1498 01:24:26,600 --> 01:24:29,625 - We're driving away now into the country. - I know, Mike. 1499 01:24:29,725 --> 01:24:32,000 I wanted us to say good-bye to the ghost train. 1500 01:24:32,100 --> 01:24:34,416 Well, there isn't time now, and anyway, it's closed up. 1501 01:24:34,516 --> 01:24:36,250 Will it be open again sometime? 1502 01:24:36,350 --> 01:24:37,924 Yeah, maybe sometime. 1503 01:24:38,475 --> 01:24:40,882 Mummy's here. Come and see Mummy. 1504 01:24:41,933 --> 01:24:44,791 You can come with us. You come with us, Daddy. 1505 01:24:44,891 --> 01:24:46,882 Make Daddy come with us, Mummy. 1506 01:24:50,183 --> 01:24:52,250 - Hello, Peter. - Hello, Angie. 1507 01:24:52,350 --> 01:24:54,090 Why can't Daddy come with us? 1508 01:24:55,558 --> 01:24:58,083 Somebody's gotta stay and report it when the ghost train starts again. 1509 01:24:58,183 --> 01:25:01,090 - We'd want to know that, wouldn't we? - I suppose so. 1510 01:25:01,766 --> 01:25:03,208 You're staying in London? 1511 01:25:03,308 --> 01:25:05,007 Paper goes on forever. 1512 01:25:05,433 --> 01:25:07,590 When will I see you again? 1513 01:25:09,350 --> 01:25:12,166 Quite soon. I'll come out and visit you. Now, go on, off you go. 1514 01:25:12,266 --> 01:25:13,750 I want to sit in front! 1515 01:25:13,850 --> 01:25:16,382 All right, but don't wriggle the whole time. 1516 01:25:17,516 --> 01:25:19,882 I think we ought to leave now, Angela. 1517 01:25:21,183 --> 01:25:23,299 - Good-bye, Peter. - Good-bye, Angie. 1518 01:25:27,058 --> 01:25:29,375 - You got water in those cans? - We saved a little. 1519 01:25:29,475 --> 01:25:31,458 I'd keep to the main roads. The water gangs are pretty busy. 1520 01:25:31,558 --> 01:25:33,382 I won't take chances. 1521 01:25:33,600 --> 01:25:35,549 Good luck, Peter. 1522 01:25:36,308 --> 01:25:38,965 It all seems pretty ridiculous now, doesn't it? 1523 01:25:39,683 --> 01:25:43,799 - Yeah, pretty ridiculous. Look after the kid. - Yeah. See you. 1524 01:25:45,725 --> 01:25:47,132 Maybe. 1525 01:25:56,641 --> 01:25:58,250 Attention, please. 1526 01:25:58,350 --> 01:26:01,208 There will be an emergency announcement of national importance 1527 01:26:01,308 --> 01:26:03,799 by the Prime Minister at 9:00 tonight. 1528 01:26:38,016 --> 01:26:40,090 This is London. 1529 01:26:41,266 --> 01:26:42,375 Try and get it clearer. 1530 01:26:42,475 --> 01:26:44,333 Nothing much I can do, sir. We're using every known cut-out. 1531 01:26:44,433 --> 01:26:46,875 What do you bet they'll have another power failure in the middle of it? 1532 01:26:46,975 --> 01:26:48,833 It's all right, sir. We're running on our own generator now. 1533 01:26:48,933 --> 01:26:52,215 - It'll have to wait for the agency copy! - Ronnie, hop over to PA and wait for it. 1534 01:26:53,475 --> 01:26:54,965 Well, go on. 1535 01:26:55,308 --> 01:26:57,375 I feel that at this time, 1536 01:26:57,475 --> 01:27:01,174 it is senseless to minimise the gravity of our situation 1537 01:27:01,558 --> 01:27:04,291 or to deny the danger of the course decided upon. 1538 01:27:05,558 --> 01:27:07,007 Keep it quiet, please. 1539 01:27:08,308 --> 01:27:10,625 Perhaps it is comforting to know 1540 01:27:10,725 --> 01:27:13,916 the decision has been taken jointly by all governments 1541 01:27:14,016 --> 01:27:19,000 and heads of state throughout the globe acting in complete accord. 1542 01:27:19,100 --> 01:27:21,465 Bravo. It's only taken half a million years. 1543 01:27:22,308 --> 01:27:24,174 He's shaking like a jelly. 1544 01:27:24,391 --> 01:27:26,125 What's the matter with his tongue? It's all swollen. 1545 01:27:26,225 --> 01:27:28,215 All right, try and get a doctor. 1546 01:27:28,683 --> 01:27:32,257 Drastic conditions demand drastic action. 1547 01:27:32,808 --> 01:27:36,924 Scientists are unanimous that we must attempt to change, 1548 01:27:37,183 --> 01:27:40,458 or at least check, the movement towards the sun. 1549 01:27:43,600 --> 01:27:48,208 And so, all thermonuclear bombs, the largest ever devised, 1550 01:27:48,308 --> 01:27:51,958 will be detonated simultaneously, 100 miles apart, 1551 01:27:52,058 --> 01:27:54,007 in the west of Siberia. 1552 01:27:57,100 --> 01:28:01,125 And to this end, they have been working with all possible speed 1553 01:28:01,225 --> 01:28:05,007 before conditions of heat make assembly uncontrollable. 1554 01:28:06,308 --> 01:28:10,291 No one, and I repeat, no one, can tell us exactly 1555 01:28:10,391 --> 01:28:13,090 what this massive explosion will effect. 1556 01:28:13,933 --> 01:28:15,882 One thing is certain, however. 1557 01:28:16,141 --> 01:28:18,799 Without it, we are a doomed planet. 1558 01:28:20,516 --> 01:28:24,965 With it, we can only place ourselves in the hands of the Almighty. 1559 01:28:34,183 --> 01:28:36,541 - You just missed the good news. - I heard it on the PA. 1560 01:28:36,641 --> 01:28:38,958 - Here's the full speech. Official release. - When's the big bang? 1561 01:28:39,058 --> 01:28:41,875 Wednesday, 11:00 a.m. They've gotta have their tea break first, you know? 1562 01:28:41,975 --> 01:28:44,541 - I don't think that's humourous. - Don't you? Well, try this for a laugh. 1563 01:28:44,641 --> 01:28:47,250 There's five cases of typhus in North London, and they're expecting more. 1564 01:28:47,350 --> 01:28:49,583 - Typhus? - Yes, from black market water, mostly. 1565 01:28:49,683 --> 01:28:51,875 £4 a gallon. Typhus, no extra charge. 1566 01:28:51,975 --> 01:28:54,799 - What happened, kid? - Don't touch him, any of you! Keep away. 1567 01:28:55,141 --> 01:28:57,458 - Where does he live? - Live? I don't know, North London some... 1568 01:28:57,558 --> 01:29:00,375 That's what I thought. Call emergency. Get an ambulance. 1569 01:29:00,475 --> 01:29:01,625 I'll get it. 1570 01:29:01,725 --> 01:29:04,750 Poor little bastard. This is all we needed. 1571 01:29:04,850 --> 01:29:07,375 You'll have to see your staff's inoculated before anyone leaves. 1572 01:29:07,475 --> 01:29:10,541 Of course. At least we have a choice now... Typhus or leukaemia. 1573 01:29:10,641 --> 01:29:12,833 What do you think, Bill? The bombs, I mean. 1574 01:29:12,933 --> 01:29:14,000 You heard what the PM said. 1575 01:29:14,100 --> 01:29:16,833 No one, not even Bill Maguire can answer that one. 1576 01:29:16,933 --> 01:29:19,541 - And if it doesn't work? - Evacuation by spaceship. 1577 01:29:19,641 --> 01:29:22,458 All aboard for the moon. You want the best dead planets, we are them. 1578 01:29:22,558 --> 01:29:24,541 - Want a slug? - Please. 1579 01:29:24,641 --> 01:29:27,541 If that's your last will and testament, don't forget to leave me my car. 1580 01:29:27,641 --> 01:29:29,625 I'm degutting the polluted water pedlars. 1581 01:29:29,725 --> 01:29:31,166 Give us martial law and we'll shoot the gits. 1582 01:29:31,266 --> 01:29:34,924 Plus the £12 I paid for my water circulator I haven't even seen. 1583 01:29:35,058 --> 01:29:36,791 - Do you want some? - I'm off it. 1584 01:29:36,891 --> 01:29:39,958 So I've noticed. It's a beautiful thing to watch a woman reform a man. 1585 01:29:40,058 --> 01:29:41,500 Only needed the Earth to catch fire. 1586 01:29:41,600 --> 01:29:44,750 Glad you approve. Well, if you've exhausted your repertoire of amusing quips, 1587 01:29:44,850 --> 01:29:46,666 I'll go and collect the other half of the reform movement. 1588 01:29:46,766 --> 01:29:48,625 - She's gone. - Gone? 1589 01:29:48,725 --> 01:29:50,583 Yes, she'd collected enough water for a bath, 1590 01:29:50,683 --> 01:29:52,958 and she was going to have it before you turned it into coffee. 1591 01:29:53,058 --> 01:29:56,757 - Can I use the car? - Surely. I've forgotten how to drive it. 1592 01:30:04,141 --> 01:30:05,833 There you are, Jacko. Read all about it. 1593 01:30:05,933 --> 01:30:07,916 Including the carbons. Slash what you want. I'm going home. 1594 01:30:08,016 --> 01:30:10,291 - Home? - Yes, I've done enough work for one lifetime. 1595 01:30:10,391 --> 01:30:12,000 - But you have to be injected. - Against what? 1596 01:30:12,100 --> 01:30:13,549 The end of the world? 1597 01:30:23,933 --> 01:30:26,416 Keep moving, please, down to the embankment. The road's closed. 1598 01:30:26,516 --> 01:30:27,625 Can I get back on at the other end? 1599 01:30:27,725 --> 01:30:30,583 - Not tonight. This district's out of bounds. - For medical reasons? 1600 01:30:30,683 --> 01:30:32,875 No, there's some teenage kids kicking it up a bit. 1601 01:30:32,975 --> 01:30:35,333 They lit a few fires, looted a bit of water. 1602 01:30:35,433 --> 01:30:37,541 - Where are you going, sir? - Embankment terrace. 1603 01:30:37,641 --> 01:30:39,333 - Okay, let this one through! - Thanks. 1604 01:30:39,433 --> 01:30:40,916 If you see any of them, keep driving. 1605 01:30:41,016 --> 01:30:42,875 - They're either drunk or drugged. - Great party. 1606 01:30:42,975 --> 01:30:45,166 And stay clear of Chelsea. They say it's pretty rough down there. 1607 01:30:45,266 --> 01:30:46,875 It always was, wasn't it? 1608 01:31:28,600 --> 01:31:30,424 Yee-hoo! 1609 01:31:45,558 --> 01:31:47,333 What do you think you're doing? 1610 01:31:47,433 --> 01:31:50,708 We're makin' a great clean end, man. Real cool, clean finish. 1611 01:32:14,350 --> 01:32:16,958 I want to throw this lot over on the stinky little cow. 1612 01:32:17,058 --> 01:32:18,833 This what you've been saving up for, darlin'? 1613 01:32:18,933 --> 01:32:20,674 - Give me that... - No, I wanna do it! 1614 01:32:20,933 --> 01:32:22,924 All right, that's enough! Now get out! 1615 01:32:24,891 --> 01:32:26,424 Pete! 1616 01:32:28,266 --> 01:32:30,840 Saving up for a last little bath together, were you? 1617 01:32:31,850 --> 01:32:34,757 I wanna bath him! I wanna bath him! I wanna bath him! 1618 01:32:34,975 --> 01:32:36,340 I wanna bath him! 1619 01:32:39,725 --> 01:32:41,882 I wanna bath him! I wanna bath him! 1620 01:32:59,308 --> 01:33:00,715 Did they hurt you? 1621 01:33:02,016 --> 01:33:03,708 No, it's nothing. You? 1622 01:33:03,808 --> 01:33:05,882 It was time I hit something. 1623 01:33:07,725 --> 01:33:09,007 Come on. 1624 01:33:14,016 --> 01:33:16,132 I'll go and barricade that door. 1625 01:33:19,475 --> 01:33:22,424 - They've all gone insane. - Yeah, it's the new fashion. 1626 01:33:24,141 --> 01:33:26,382 Did you hear the speech? 1627 01:33:28,266 --> 01:33:29,791 I heard. 1628 01:33:29,891 --> 01:33:32,049 Why did this all have to happen, Pete? 1629 01:33:36,433 --> 01:33:38,090 It just had to, that's all. 1630 01:33:39,100 --> 01:33:40,958 We're all too smart. 1631 01:33:41,058 --> 01:33:42,541 All people want to do is live. 1632 01:33:42,641 --> 01:33:44,257 I don't think so. 1633 01:33:44,558 --> 01:33:46,000 I wish I could understand why. 1634 01:33:46,100 --> 01:33:48,750 A lot of people don't want to live. It's too difficult. 1635 01:33:48,850 --> 01:33:50,541 They're tired, they're frightened. 1636 01:33:50,641 --> 01:33:54,215 They'd rather it was all over than go on worrying, being frightened, 1637 01:33:54,391 --> 01:33:56,840 losing a bit more hope every day. 1638 01:33:56,975 --> 01:33:58,840 So they want it to finish. 1639 01:33:58,975 --> 01:34:00,424 But I don't. 1640 01:34:00,766 --> 01:34:02,507 I don't want it to. 1641 01:34:02,725 --> 01:34:04,507 Neither do I... 1642 01:34:05,183 --> 01:34:06,424 Now. 1643 01:34:12,100 --> 01:34:14,500 The time is now 10:41. 1644 01:34:14,600 --> 01:34:17,007 19 minutes before countdown. 1645 01:34:17,225 --> 01:34:18,840 19 minutes. 1646 01:34:21,433 --> 01:34:23,507 The time is now 10:46. 1647 01:34:24,016 --> 01:34:26,166 14 minutes before countdown. 1648 01:34:26,266 --> 01:34:27,757 14 minutes. 1649 01:34:28,558 --> 01:34:30,674 14 minutes before countdown. 1650 01:34:30,975 --> 01:34:33,090 You are advised to stay inside. 1651 01:34:33,558 --> 01:34:36,007 The time is now 10:47. 1652 01:34:37,308 --> 01:34:39,549 The time is now 10:51. 1653 01:34:39,808 --> 01:34:41,632 Nine minutes before countdown. 1654 01:34:42,350 --> 01:34:43,840 Nine minutes. 1655 01:34:46,141 --> 01:34:48,299 The time is now 10:52. 1656 01:34:48,475 --> 01:34:50,549 Eight minutes before countdown. 1657 01:34:55,558 --> 01:34:57,916 "The boy stood on the burning deck whence all but he had fled..." 1658 01:34:58,016 --> 01:35:01,083 Hi, children. They fled to the machine room where the booze is hidden. 1659 01:35:01,183 --> 01:35:02,458 But not the deck boy? 1660 01:35:02,558 --> 01:35:04,674 He has an assignment. See you. 1661 01:35:06,891 --> 01:35:08,250 Where are you going? 1662 01:35:08,350 --> 01:35:10,708 To see what happens after the man says, "Zero". 1663 01:35:10,808 --> 01:35:12,541 Eyewitness account of whether we're coming or just wind... 1664 01:35:12,641 --> 01:35:15,750 - Bill, let me cover it. - No, Pete. 1665 01:35:15,850 --> 01:35:17,125 The time is now 10:56. 1666 01:35:17,225 --> 01:35:18,750 Oh, take her home to bed, you idiot. 1667 01:35:18,850 --> 01:35:20,791 Four minutes before countdown. 1668 01:35:20,891 --> 01:35:23,916 If we can make it to Harry's and down it in three and a half minutes, 1669 01:35:24,016 --> 01:35:25,799 I'll buy you both a drink. 1670 01:35:28,633 --> 01:35:30,375 I got something, then! 1671 01:35:30,475 --> 01:35:32,541 Can't think what you want to listen in for, anyway. 1672 01:35:32,641 --> 01:35:36,208 It's a historic occasion, May. It's like the Queen's speech on Christmas Day. 1673 01:35:36,308 --> 01:35:38,458 Just a lot of numbers, that's all you'll hear. 1674 01:35:38,558 --> 01:35:40,708 Don't see what's historic about someone counting. 1675 01:35:40,808 --> 01:35:43,166 All right, open the safe! What've you got left, May? 1676 01:35:43,266 --> 01:35:46,382 Oh, I'm so glad. It's so nice to have someone in the club. 1677 01:35:46,891 --> 01:35:49,291 ...in exactly 30 seconds from now. 1678 01:35:49,391 --> 01:35:50,965 30 seconds. 1679 01:35:51,391 --> 01:35:54,583 I've been saving this. And this one's on the house. 1680 01:35:54,683 --> 01:35:57,500 Take it easy now, May. That half bottle cost a fortune. 1681 01:35:57,600 --> 01:35:58,875 How I ever got to be manageress 1682 01:35:58,975 --> 01:36:01,625 to a mean old bastard like you, I'll never know. 1683 01:36:01,725 --> 01:36:03,333 You've never said anything like that before. 1684 01:36:03,433 --> 01:36:07,007 No, but I've thought it and now I've said it, and I'm glad. There's yours. 1685 01:36:07,683 --> 01:36:09,757 Countdown must have started by now. 1686 01:36:10,058 --> 01:36:11,507 Drink up, then. 1687 01:36:13,433 --> 01:36:14,458 Here's how. 1688 01:36:14,558 --> 01:36:16,299 22... 1689 01:36:17,725 --> 01:36:19,132 21... 1690 01:36:19,308 --> 01:36:21,215 To the luck of the human race. 1691 01:36:22,850 --> 01:36:24,424 18... 1692 01:36:25,808 --> 01:36:27,382 17... 1693 01:36:41,225 --> 01:36:43,049 12... 1694 01:36:44,016 --> 01:36:45,424 11... 1695 01:36:46,100 --> 01:36:48,965 Mustn't lose count. Must be about nine. 1696 01:36:49,641 --> 01:36:50,666 Seven... 1697 01:36:50,766 --> 01:36:52,583 It's always later than you think. 1698 01:36:52,683 --> 01:36:54,299 Six... 1699 01:36:55,100 --> 01:36:56,882 - May. - Five... 1700 01:36:57,058 --> 01:36:59,590 - I'm here. - Four... 1701 01:36:59,850 --> 01:37:02,257 - Did you mean all that piffle? - Three... 1702 01:37:02,683 --> 01:37:05,549 - Of course I didn't, you silly old berk. - Two... 1703 01:37:07,558 --> 01:37:09,715 - One... - Bill, let me. 1704 01:37:10,058 --> 01:37:12,007 Zero. 1705 01:37:17,725 --> 01:37:19,840 All right, go on, you bloody idiot. 1706 01:37:27,016 --> 01:37:30,340 So man has sown the wind and reaped the whirlwind. 1707 01:37:31,100 --> 01:37:34,833 Perhaps, in the next few hours, there will be no remembrance of the past 1708 01:37:34,933 --> 01:37:37,674 and no hope for the future that might have been. 1709 01:37:38,266 --> 01:37:41,458 All the works of man will be consumed in the great fire 1710 01:37:41,558 --> 01:37:43,424 out of which he was created. 1711 01:37:43,683 --> 01:37:45,916 But perhaps at the heart of the burning light 1712 01:37:46,016 --> 01:37:48,125 into which he has thrust his world, 1713 01:37:48,225 --> 01:37:53,049 there is a heart that cares more for him than he has ever cared for himself. 1714 01:38:24,891 --> 01:38:29,049 And if there is a future for man, insensitive as he is, 1715 01:38:29,516 --> 01:38:32,299 proud and defiant in his pursuit of power, 1716 01:38:32,850 --> 01:38:35,215 let him resolve to live it lovingly, 1717 01:38:35,475 --> 01:38:37,590 for he knows well how to do so. 1718 01:38:38,725 --> 01:38:43,049 Then he may say once more, truly the light is sweet, 1719 01:38:44,058 --> 01:38:47,257 and what a pleasant thing it is for the eyes to see the sun. 147535

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