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[hissing]
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What are you doing?
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Sometimes I hum
warp engine sounds
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just to, you know,
soothe myself.
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Well, that is not what
the engine sounds like.
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Duh. That was Enterprise-D
at warp 4.
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This is Cerritos.
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[whooshing in different pitch]
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I get it.
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It's like...
[making whooshing sounds]
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Fletcher, no. The Cerritoshas
inverted plasma distributors,
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so it's a little bit
higher pitch, like...
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[higher-pitched whooshing]
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Wrong. The shhzdoesn't come
from the distributors.
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It's the vibrations in thedilithium dispersement manifold.
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It's like this.
Fzzzzz...
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No, guys, guys, it's like this. Shhh...
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Dude, I'm telling you,
it's Fzzz...
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And Voyagerwas all...
jzzz...
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[gasps]Are we doing the engine sounds?
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Hchhhh...
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[chant-like resonance]
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Security to Deck 11.
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Something is very wrong
down here.
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On the ground, now!
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-Ah!
-We're just humming the...
-I said freeze!
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[cries out]
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Oh, it is a little higher.
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♪
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♪
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♪
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SHAXS: Security log, stardate 57663.9.
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Our standoff with Drookmani
scavengers continues.
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Their claim of salvage on
Starfleet cargo is ludicrous.
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Thus far, my recommendation of
full assault has been ignored
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in favor of a more...
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diplomatic approach.
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As I've already said, Captain,
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while we appreciate your
discovery of this cargo,
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we can only offer you
a finder's reward.
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This trash is ours.
We claim salvage.
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It has "Starfleet"
stamped on it.
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That's our trash.
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It's been abandoned
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for more than 100 years!
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That means it's clear
for salvage.
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We're taking it!
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BARNES: Captain, they're
attempting to load that cargo
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-with their tractor beam.
-Oh, no, they didn't.
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Engage our tractor beam.
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Those crates are brimming with
unique Starfleet technology.
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We can't let them have it.
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If we fire on them,
it's an act of war.
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-I advise we fire on them.
-Shaxs!
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Shields up.
Yellow alert.
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Our goal is that
this doesn't turn violent.
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But if it does, our crew is
ready and focused.
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ALL [chanting]:Fletcher! Fletcher! Fletcher...
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That's like three cantaloupes
worth of purée.
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-He could beat the record!
-He's doing it!
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Come on, Fletcher,
sloupe that 'loupe!
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-Whoo-hoo! Ooh...
-Aah! [bleep]
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Do you know how hard it is
to get cheese out of fur
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in a sonic shower?!
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Oh, no, I am so, so sorry.
I didn't mean to.
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Don't try to butter
my bread, Ensign.
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I've heard about you.
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-But I didn't-- What?
-You're a disgrace.
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You want to goof around?
Go work on Starbase 80.
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-[all gasp]
-MALE: Damn. Starbase 80?
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Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realizecats ate nachos.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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All right, all right, all right.Here, Doc.
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-Here's a warm towel.
-Give me that!
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And some freshly replicated
nachos.
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Try the carnitas.
It's delicioso.
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At least someone around here
appreciates rank.
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-Mm...
-Don't listen to her.
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-She's just a cat in a coat.
-[exhales sharply]
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Thanks for defusing that,
Fletch.
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I was about to go nuts.
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Fletcher's like a natural
peace negotiator.
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He was always getting us
out of trouble
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back in the Academy.
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Ha. Remember when
those Nausicans
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tried to eat your heart?
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Yeah, until you convinced them
just to spit in my face.
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I was lucky you were there.
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Uh, Mariner, you were lucky
he was here, too.
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You know,
it's not very Starfleet
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to take a swing
at the bridge crew.
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[scoffs]Whatever. I'm Starfleet as hell.
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And if somebody brings up
Starbase 80,
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they better be ready
to throw down.
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Hey, Mariner, don't let
the senior officers
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get in your head.
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You wouldn't be here
if you weren't great.
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'Cause there's a baseline
of goodness
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to everyone in Starfleet.
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Even Boimler.
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[laughter]
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So, um, what do you think's
in that cargo
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that has everyone so wound up?
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A bunch of cryo-frozen
princesses
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or maybe some fruit?
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Ooh, I hope it's
old communicators.
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You know, the original
clamshell design.
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Ah! Do you think
we're going to find out?
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Once they figure things out
with those aliens,
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they'll probably us space walk
to get everything cataloged.
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Uh, space walk? Really?
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W-Why can't we just use
the cargo transporter?
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-That stuff's too massive.
-Ah...
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Wait, what's wrong? I thought
you loved archival cataloging.
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You talk about it
all the time.
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I have a horrible secret.
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I never finished my space-walk
unit at the Academy.
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What? How did you graduate?
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I don't know.
He just gave me a "B,"
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and I didn't say anything.
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It must have been
a clerical error.
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I'm a monster.
Why didn't I just confess?!
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Spacewalking is easy.
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You just float and magnet.
Float and magnet.
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But what if I forget to magnet?!
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I'll spin out into
the void of space
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and burn up in the atmosphere
of a gas giant.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Calm down.
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That's not gonna happen.
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Listen, I've been working on
this new holodeck
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training program.
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I think it can help you.
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-You want to try it out?
-Oh, my gosh, yes.
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Thank you. Thank you
so much, Rutherford. Ah!
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The holodeck. Gah, why didn't Ithink of that sooner?
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Yeah, you know, it's not justfor hanging with Sherlock Holmes
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and Robin Hood and Sigmund Freud
and Cyrano de Bergerac
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and Einstein and da Vinci
and Stephen Hawking
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and Socrates...
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Oh, five isolinear
cores down and,
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ugh, just a ton more to go.
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You know, when you call
something a "core,"
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it implies there's going to be
one big one,
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not a million little ones.
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Ugh, we're not gonna make it
to the Chu Chu dance.
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I traded Kowalski 12 shifts
so I could go.
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Chu Chu dance?
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That sounds awesome.
Is it really that good?
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Oh, yeah.I saw the Zebulon Sisters do it
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back on Deep Space 3,
and I am just now
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coming down from the high.
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-Chu Chu!
-Chu Chu.
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-Oh, great.
Everybody's going except us.
-Guys.
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I can handle this on my own.
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Go get your Chu Chu on.
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Oh, no, no, no, we would not
make you do that.
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You would do the same for me.
I've got this.
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Lower Deckers stick together.
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Fletcher,
that is super cool, man.
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Hell yeah. Thanks, Fletcher.
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Mariner, let's go get
our Chu Chu shirts.
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We have Chu Chu shirts?
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Yeah, I made us Chu Chu shirts,come on.
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BOTH:
Chu Chu!
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[chuckles]
Ah, back to work.
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RUTHERFORD:
All right, don't you worry.
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My program will
have you spacewalking
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with the best of 'em.
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Computer, load Rutherford
Training Beta 2.5.
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Aah!
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Hi. Can I teach you a lesson?
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Aw. Well, who's this little guy?
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This is Badgey.
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He's a virtual tutor
who can walk you through
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any Starfleet exercise
you can imagine.
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Aw, look at his little arms.
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Yeah, I made him cute.
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Hi, Badgey, I'm Tendi.
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Hi. Can I teach you a lesson?
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Yes, um, can you show me
how to perform
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an untethered cargo retrieval
in open space?
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[trilling]
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Sometimes it takes a second.
[nervous chuckle]
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You got it.
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Wow, you coded this yourself?
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Yeah, it's just a hobby.
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-But the gravitational waves
were tricky.
-Ah!
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Oh, uh, uh...
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So this is spacewalking?
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[chuckles]
I like it.
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Just don't get your magnet bootstoo close to...
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Oh!
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[both laughing]
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Oh, we're stuck together.
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I think we're stuck together.
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Oh, sorry. Yeah.
Let me just... [grunts]
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Looks like you want
to recover lost cargo.
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-Did I get that right?
-Oh, yeah. Almost forgot.
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Coming right up.
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[trilling]
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Wow, look at him--
Look at him try.
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Ugh, that shouldn't happen.
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Badgey, restart cargo recovery.
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Badgey, restart sequence!
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Sorry, it usually works.
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Badgey, stop it!
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Uh, no, it's-it's nothing,
really.
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Come on, you stupid glitch.
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We're back in business.
[laughs]
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[ominous music plays]
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I can't believe
I actually made eye contact
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with one of the Zebulon Sisters.
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Oh, God, I forgot
how to breathe.
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Oh, my God, and then,
when they added the third Chu,
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and they were doing
the Chu Chu Chu dance?
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They're geniuses.
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[chuckling] I'm glad we
did this together, Boims.
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Sometimes you can be, like,
really not annoying.
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Yeah. Sometimes you can be
not annoying, too.
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[Fletcher groans]
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Fletcher!
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-Oh, no, I'm so woozy.
-Are you okay?
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-What happened?
-Oh...
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The core.
I was working on the core.
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Everything was going fine,
until...
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[pained cry]
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I couldn't move.
I-I couldn't breathe.
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Fletcher, you tell me
who did this to you.
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Uh, I don't know.
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Next thing I knew,
you were here,
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and now I'm saying this.
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Guys, somebody made off with
one of the isolinear cores
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for the shield array
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Is that important?
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Kinda. They regulate auto-repairwhen the shield's damaged.
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I messed up the shields?
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Hey, hey, it's okay.It's like a backup of a backup.
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Seems like somebody wanted
to get you in trouble
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without damaging the ship.
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The next time the bridge
runs a shield diagnostic,
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they'll definitely notice
it's missing.
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[crying]
I'm gonna get court-martialed.
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No, you're not.
We can figure this out
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before anyone notices.
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We're the ones who
left you alone.
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We have to work together
to get that core back.
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Okay, who's shady as hell
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and knows this system
as well as we do?
249
00:09:23,171 --> 00:09:25,913
ALL:
Delta Shift.
250
00:09:25,956 --> 00:09:28,045
These creepy Delta Shift guys
have always
251
00:09:28,089 --> 00:09:29,612
rubbed me the wrong way.
252
00:09:29,656 --> 00:09:32,093
I mean, what, they do our jobs
while we sleep? So weird.
253
00:09:32,136 --> 00:09:33,094
KARAVITUS:
Check it out, guys.
254
00:09:33,137 --> 00:09:34,399
Beta Shifters.
255
00:09:34,443 --> 00:09:36,532
Shouldn't you guys be
getting ready for bed?
256
00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:39,056
[laughs]
Hey, which one of you jerks
257
00:09:39,100 --> 00:09:41,232
never bothers to wipe down
the diagnostic panel?
258
00:09:41,276 --> 00:09:42,538
Other people use that thing.
259
00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,279
-Um...-Look, we don't want to be here.
260
00:09:44,322 --> 00:09:46,194
I don't like us being awake
at the same time.
261
00:09:46,237 --> 00:09:48,326
It feels wrong, okay?
But we need some answers.
262
00:09:48,370 --> 00:09:51,460
Oh, damn, this must be
the Beta Shift's version
263
00:09:51,503 --> 00:09:52,504
of a badass.
264
00:09:52,548 --> 00:09:54,158
Mariner's a total badass!
265
00:09:54,202 --> 00:09:55,638
And if you don't come clean,
she's gonna
266
00:09:55,682 --> 00:09:57,118
[bleep] your [bleep] off!
267
00:09:57,161 --> 00:09:59,337
Whoa, Fletcher, ease up, man.
268
00:09:59,381 --> 00:10:00,600
Guys, I'm not gonna do that.
I'm so sorry.
269
00:10:00,643 --> 00:10:02,297
Just give us the core,
we'll go,
270
00:10:02,340 --> 00:10:04,342
-and this can all be over.
-What core?
271
00:10:04,386 --> 00:10:07,084
Oh, please. Puh-lease!
272
00:10:07,128 --> 00:10:09,173
Look, someone knocked
Fletcher out
273
00:10:09,217 --> 00:10:10,653
and stole an isolinear core.
274
00:10:10,697 --> 00:10:12,481
Are you accusing us of assault?
275
00:10:12,524 --> 00:10:13,613
Get out of here!
276
00:10:13,656 --> 00:10:15,136
We don't know anything
about a core.
277
00:10:15,179 --> 00:10:16,920
That's it.
You want some of this?
278
00:10:16,964 --> 00:10:18,530
Where's the core?
Where's the core?
279
00:10:18,574 --> 00:10:19,836
-Where's the core, dude?
Where's the core?
-Guys, no, no.
280
00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:20,663
-Don't undo your flaps.
-Do you want to dance?
281
00:10:20,707 --> 00:10:22,230
I'll take you to the dance.
282
00:10:22,273 --> 00:10:24,188
I'll pick you up
at your mom and dad's house.
283
00:10:24,232 --> 00:10:25,494
You don't talk about my dad!
284
00:10:25,537 --> 00:10:27,278
Wait, hold on.
When did this all go down?
285
00:10:27,322 --> 00:10:29,106
Uh, I don't know.
A few hours ago.
286
00:10:29,150 --> 00:10:31,674
What? We were at
the Chu Chu dance with you.
287
00:10:31,718 --> 00:10:33,981
Oh, yeah.
[laughs]
288
00:10:34,024 --> 00:10:35,635
-Oh!
-Chu Chu-- Chu Chu dance.
289
00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:36,940
Wow. A double dance.
Chu Chu dance.
290
00:10:36,984 --> 00:10:38,550
Oh, my God, Chu Chu dance.
291
00:10:38,594 --> 00:10:40,640
And at the end,
when they added the third Chu
292
00:10:40,683 --> 00:10:42,293
and it became
the Chu Chu Chu dance,
293
00:10:42,337 --> 00:10:44,513
I cried. I saw you crying, too.Don't even lie.
294
00:10:44,556 --> 00:10:46,210
Oh, damn, you werethere.
295
00:10:46,254 --> 00:10:48,648
Yeah, that checks out.It had to be someone else, man.
296
00:10:48,691 --> 00:10:49,953
Don't you remember anything?
297
00:10:49,997 --> 00:10:51,520
I don't know. It was dark.
298
00:10:51,563 --> 00:10:53,391
It was totally dark.
Couldn't see anything.
299
00:10:53,435 --> 00:10:54,392
-[loud bang]
-ALL: Whoa!
300
00:10:54,436 --> 00:10:56,481
Did they just fire on us?
301
00:10:56,525 --> 00:10:58,483
Impossible. These guys
don't even have weapons.
302
00:10:58,527 --> 00:11:00,311
The Drookmani have reversed
their tractor beam
303
00:11:00,355 --> 00:11:03,010
to launch the cargo
against our hull.
304
00:11:04,402 --> 00:11:07,449
These guys are luckyI'm so ethical and considerate.
305
00:11:07,492 --> 00:11:09,712
[laughing maniacally]
306
00:11:17,024 --> 00:11:18,721
Captain, something is wrong
with our shields.
307
00:11:18,765 --> 00:11:20,157
They shouldn't be fading
this fast.
308
00:11:20,201 --> 00:11:21,550
Permission to destroy
the enemy ship.
309
00:11:21,593 --> 00:11:23,247
They're trying to bait us
into a fight.
310
00:11:23,291 --> 00:11:25,554
We have to find a way
to end this peacefully.
311
00:11:25,597 --> 00:11:27,382
We're Starfleet, damn it.
312
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:33,083
[electricity crackling]
313
00:11:33,127 --> 00:11:34,389
-Whoa!
-What? Aah!
314
00:11:34,432 --> 00:11:36,173
COMPUTER:
Non-essential power diverted.
315
00:11:36,217 --> 00:11:37,697
Safety protocols disabled.
316
00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:39,133
What the heck?
317
00:11:39,176 --> 00:11:40,700
Uh, we should get out of here.
Computer, end program.
318
00:11:40,743 --> 00:11:43,485
-[electronic chime]
-I said computer, end program.
319
00:11:43,528 --> 00:11:44,704
-[electronic chime]
-That's not good.
320
00:11:44,747 --> 00:11:46,009
Badgey, run diagnostic.
321
00:11:46,053 --> 00:11:47,532
You got it.
322
00:11:47,576 --> 00:11:48,533
Ow!
323
00:11:48,577 --> 00:11:50,361
Sorry about that.
324
00:11:50,405 --> 00:11:54,191
I didn't mean to hurt you.
325
00:11:54,235 --> 00:11:55,671
Badgey, what the hell?
326
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:58,761
Oh, guess I'm just
a stupid, worthless glitch!
327
00:11:58,805 --> 00:12:00,023
Oh. Badgey?
328
00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:01,546
Computer, re-engage
safety protocols.
329
00:12:01,590 --> 00:12:03,157
COMPUTER:
Safety protocols are
unavailable.
330
00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:05,159
[roars]
331
00:12:05,202 --> 00:12:06,769
-[cries out]
-[screams]
332
00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:08,249
Get off me.
He's corrupted!
333
00:12:09,685 --> 00:12:12,644
Can I teach you a lesson?
334
00:12:12,688 --> 00:12:16,692
[Badgey laughing]
335
00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:20,652
Computer,
load Bajoran marketplace!
336
00:12:22,611 --> 00:12:24,439
Put this on, put this on.
We got to blend in.
337
00:12:26,571 --> 00:12:28,573
[people screaming]
338
00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:31,751
We got to keep going.
339
00:12:31,794 --> 00:12:33,056
-[male screaming]
-Fun fact,
340
00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:35,102
I'm gonna rip your eyes out!
341
00:12:35,145 --> 00:12:36,712
That fact wasn't fun!
342
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,279
[laughs]
343
00:12:50,508 --> 00:12:52,946
Our shields can't take
much more of this.
344
00:12:52,989 --> 00:12:54,164
These guys are begging
for a fight.
345
00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:55,775
I say we give it to 'em.
346
00:12:55,818 --> 00:12:57,428
Phasers locked
onto their warp core, Captain.
347
00:12:57,472 --> 00:12:59,735
Please, please let me
shoot their warp core.
348
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,084
I have been very good
this month.
349
00:13:01,128 --> 00:13:04,218
-Evasive pattern Sulu-Alpha.
-Oh, come on!
350
00:13:04,261 --> 00:13:08,004
I thought you said this trash
wasn't worth fighting for.
351
00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:09,179
We're not fighting.
352
00:13:09,223 --> 00:13:11,007
Avoiding damage is fighting.
353
00:13:11,051 --> 00:13:13,227
[groans]
We can talk this out.
354
00:13:13,270 --> 00:13:14,445
[bleep] you.
355
00:13:17,405 --> 00:13:19,450
[shouting]
356
00:13:19,494 --> 00:13:21,801
Oh, man, the shields
must be slammed.
357
00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:24,238
If they fall below 50%,they'll realize the core's gone.
358
00:13:24,281 --> 00:13:25,805
-And then I'll be gone.
-Wait, wait, wait.
359
00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:27,067
I thought Drookmani
were just scavengers.
360
00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:29,373
The Drookmani!
I bet they took the core,
361
00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:31,027
to mess with our defenses.
362
00:13:31,071 --> 00:13:32,507
The guy who zapped me
was definitely an alien.
363
00:13:32,550 --> 00:13:33,987
We got to report this
to the bridge.
364
00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:35,989
Whoa, hold up. We got to scan
the ship for intruders,
365
00:13:36,032 --> 00:13:37,425
I'm not going to the captain
without proof.
366
00:13:37,468 --> 00:13:40,254
Okay, let's go.
Let's go get our scanners.
367
00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:41,777
Okay, listen.
368
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,083
I'll search decks
two through ten.
369
00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:45,172
Fletcher, you-- the... Huh?
370
00:13:45,215 --> 00:13:48,305
The core?
Fletcher, it was in your bunk?
371
00:13:48,349 --> 00:13:51,047
Uh, uh, aliens.
It's, uh, aliens.
372
00:13:51,091 --> 00:13:53,354
Those frickin' aliens,
I knew they'd do this.
373
00:13:53,397 --> 00:13:54,790
They're gonna frame me.
374
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,270
-I knew it.
-Fletcher.
375
00:13:56,313 --> 00:13:59,360
[grunts]
I messed up, you guys.
376
00:13:59,403 --> 00:14:01,144
Oh, man, I really messed up.
377
00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:02,885
-I'm the worst! I'm slime!
-Stop it!
378
00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:05,148
-Get ahold of yourself
and shut up.
-Stupid, stupid Fletcher!
379
00:14:05,192 --> 00:14:07,237
Just tell us what you did.
380
00:14:07,281 --> 00:14:09,370
When you guys went
to the Chu Chu dance,
381
00:14:09,413 --> 00:14:12,155
I was doing all that
rewiring on my own,
382
00:14:12,199 --> 00:14:15,463
and it was getting so hard,
so, I was like,
383
00:14:15,506 --> 00:14:18,292
"This would be so much easier
if I were smarter."
384
00:14:18,335 --> 00:14:20,860
And then I was like,
"Wait. The computer's smart.
385
00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:23,340
-Maybe it can make me smart."
-What?
386
00:14:23,384 --> 00:14:25,342
FLETCHER:
So I hooked it up
directly to my brain,
387
00:14:25,386 --> 00:14:27,257
and let it run
so it would make me smarter.
388
00:14:27,301 --> 00:14:29,433
MARINER:
Ooh, boy,
that is not a good idea.
389
00:14:29,477 --> 00:14:31,522
COMPUTER:
Neural pathway established.
390
00:14:31,566 --> 00:14:33,133
[Fletcher shouting]
391
00:14:36,005 --> 00:14:37,311
FLETCHER:
But I didn't get smarter.
392
00:14:37,354 --> 00:14:39,313
It broke and I peed my pants.
393
00:14:39,356 --> 00:14:41,010
So I hid down here
and told you guys
394
00:14:41,054 --> 00:14:42,969
I had been attacked
so you wouldn't feel let down.
395
00:14:43,012 --> 00:14:45,145
Yeah, I don't kn-- uh, I don't
know what to do with this.
396
00:14:45,188 --> 00:14:47,364
We're supposed to have each
other's backs, Fletcher!
397
00:14:47,408 --> 00:14:49,889
You were gonna lie to the
captain about an alien attack?
398
00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:51,151
You could have started a war.
399
00:14:51,194 --> 00:14:52,848
Come on, just back me up.
400
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:55,068
All we do is back you up,
and all you do is lie!
401
00:14:55,111 --> 00:14:57,461
I just wanted you
to be proud of me.
402
00:14:57,505 --> 00:14:59,855
-I messed up.
-[exhales]
403
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,857
It's-- ugh-- it's okay.
404
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,077
We can reformat the core
and put this all behind us.
405
00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:06,079
-I guess.
-Really?
406
00:15:06,122 --> 00:15:08,255
Oh, thanks, you guys.
407
00:15:08,298 --> 00:15:10,257
You know, I've actually
learned a lot today.
408
00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:12,389
This has been, like,
a learning experience for me.
409
00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:14,261
That's all that matters.
And you know what?
410
00:15:14,304 --> 00:15:17,307
We're Starfleet.
We are Starfleet.
411
00:15:17,351 --> 00:15:20,267
-And when we make
mistakes, we learn...
-[shouts]
412
00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:29,972
Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it!
413
00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:32,235
-What did you do to it?
-I don't know!
414
00:15:32,279 --> 00:15:34,672
CORE [Fletcher voice]:
Make me smarter.
Make me smarter.
415
00:15:34,716 --> 00:15:36,326
Ugh, Fletcher, your brain wavescorrupted that thing.
416
00:15:36,370 --> 00:15:39,199
It's incorporating anything
it can get its grabber on.
417
00:15:39,242 --> 00:15:41,984
-Fletcher, you've got
to call this in!
-But I'll get in trouble!
418
00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:44,682
-If this thing gets loose
it could mess up the ship.
-CORE: Show me something!
419
00:15:44,726 --> 00:15:46,162
Alert the captain right now!
420
00:15:46,206 --> 00:15:48,904
You're right. Just let me
get my tricorder here--
421
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:52,081
Hello! Die! Die! Die!
422
00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:54,692
-Fletcher!
-CORE: Dummy!
423
00:15:54,736 --> 00:15:57,782
Dummy! Party of dumbass!
424
00:15:57,826 --> 00:16:00,394
-Me smart.
-Get off of me! Let go!
425
00:16:00,437 --> 00:16:03,832
You help me or I'll say
this was all your idea.
426
00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:05,181
I'm not going down for this.
427
00:16:05,225 --> 00:16:08,010
Dude, what you're doing
is so not Starfleet.
428
00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:09,316
You break rules all the time.
429
00:16:09,359 --> 00:16:10,926
Only dumb rules
that shouldn't be there
430
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,275
so I can do a better job.
431
00:16:12,319 --> 00:16:13,885
I would never
put anyone in danger.
432
00:16:13,929 --> 00:16:16,192
-[clears throat]-Except sometimes maybe Boimler.
433
00:16:16,236 --> 00:16:18,890
-[both shout]
-Stupid, stupid Fletcher!
434
00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:21,893
[all screaming]
435
00:16:21,937 --> 00:16:24,070
[panting, grunting]
436
00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:26,463
I'm sorry. This is all my fault.
437
00:16:26,507 --> 00:16:28,030
Here's a tip.
438
00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:33,340
I'm going to burn
your hearts in a fire!
439
00:16:33,383 --> 00:16:35,733
-Leave us alone, Badgey!
-No!
440
00:16:35,777 --> 00:16:39,041
-You were only trying to help.
-No, I was trying to show off.
441
00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:41,261
I knew Badgey wasn't ready yet,but I wanted to impress you.
442
00:16:41,304 --> 00:16:44,090
I just think you're really cool.I'm an idiot.
443
00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:46,831
Aw, Rutherford,
you impress me every day.
444
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:48,311
You're very scientific.
445
00:16:48,355 --> 00:16:50,313
I mean, Badgey'san amazing piece of programming,
446
00:16:50,357 --> 00:16:53,099
-even if he does
want to kill us.
-Yeah. [laughs]
447
00:16:53,142 --> 00:16:55,014
he is a killing machine,
isn't he?
448
00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:57,451
It's actually weirdthat he hasn't murdered us yet.
449
00:16:57,494 --> 00:16:59,322
[panting]
Hope you're ready to die.
450
00:16:59,366 --> 00:17:03,979
Just as soon as I...
get up there...
451
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,242
gonna kill you.
452
00:17:06,286 --> 00:17:07,809
Aw. Poor little guy's
really having trouble
453
00:17:07,852 --> 00:17:09,202
with those stairs.
454
00:17:09,245 --> 00:17:11,769
You've got this, Badgey!
Wait, what am I doing?
455
00:17:11,813 --> 00:17:13,032
He shouldn't be affected
by the physical parameters
456
00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:14,294
of the simulation.
457
00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:16,992
I'm gonna wear your skin!
[blabbers]
458
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,472
Wait, if we're tiring him out,
459
00:17:18,515 --> 00:17:20,343
then maybe we can
freeze him out.
460
00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:23,912
Computer, load environment 83.
461
00:17:23,955 --> 00:17:25,261
[panting]
462
00:17:25,305 --> 00:17:27,829
[grunts]
Quick. Come on.
463
00:17:29,004 --> 00:17:30,440
Shield integrity 40%
and dropping.
464
00:17:30,484 --> 00:17:33,269
Automatic repair is down,
switching to manual.
465
00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:35,315
CORE:
Dummy! Dummy!
466
00:17:37,012 --> 00:17:38,448
Quick. Grab that edge,
we got to drag it...
467
00:17:38,492 --> 00:17:40,320
Guys, wait. I know what to do.
468
00:17:40,363 --> 00:17:41,799
You figured out how to fix it?
469
00:17:41,843 --> 00:17:42,974
I wish. No.
470
00:17:43,018 --> 00:17:44,802
We let this thing
beat us up a little,
471
00:17:44,846 --> 00:17:46,195
then later we say
that a Q showed up
472
00:17:46,239 --> 00:17:47,936
and caused all of this.
473
00:17:47,979 --> 00:17:50,069
Nobody will doubt us
'cause we'll be all busted up
474
00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:51,896
and, you know,
Qs are super unpredictable.
475
00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:53,202
Here, help me feed some stuff
476
00:17:53,246 --> 00:17:54,377
into this thing
so it gets bigger.
477
00:17:54,421 --> 00:17:56,292
CORE:
Delicioso.
478
00:17:56,336 --> 00:17:59,382
Oh, real nice, guys.
Let me out of here! Come on!
479
00:17:59,426 --> 00:18:01,384
-The Q thing's a good idea!
-CORE: Let go!
480
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:05,127
Uh, it just incorporated
a light panel.
481
00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:06,302
We've got to get it
to the transporter
482
00:18:06,346 --> 00:18:07,825
before it's too big to move.
483
00:18:07,869 --> 00:18:09,305
I know you guys were friends
at the Academy,
484
00:18:09,349 --> 00:18:11,525
but I am just gonna say it:
I do not like Fletcher.
485
00:18:11,568 --> 00:18:13,527
-[Core laughs]
-Ow! We got to rethink
this whole
486
00:18:13,570 --> 00:18:15,224
"Lower Decks stands together"
thing.
487
00:18:15,268 --> 00:18:17,183
-CORE: What you got?
-You know, it's kind of nice
488
00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:18,836
that wearen't
fighting for once.
489
00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,186
Yeah. I guess we make
a good team.
490
00:18:20,229 --> 00:18:21,491
-CORE: What you got?
-From now on,
491
00:18:21,535 --> 00:18:23,102
someLower Deckers
stand together.
492
00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:24,146
CORE:
Come on, bro, square up.
493
00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:26,148
Whoa! Oh, no.
494
00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:28,324
[Core screams]
495
00:18:28,368 --> 00:18:29,543
Oh, [bleep], there's no way
496
00:18:29,586 --> 00:18:31,327
we're gonna make it
to the transporter.
497
00:18:31,371 --> 00:18:32,459
[gasps]
Airlock.
498
00:18:32,502 --> 00:18:34,156
Aliens. It's, uh, aliens.
499
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,331
Those frickin aliens!
500
00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:37,028
Here. Fetch!
501
00:18:37,072 --> 00:18:39,161
CORE:
Whoa! I got this.
502
00:18:40,902 --> 00:18:43,165
You don't talk about my dad!
503
00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:44,862
BOIMLER:
Whew.
504
00:18:44,906 --> 00:18:48,257
-Oh, that was close.
-Ooh, yeah. Disaster averted.
505
00:18:48,301 --> 00:18:51,608
MARINER:
Wait, wait. Is it drifting
towards the Drookmani?
506
00:18:51,652 --> 00:18:54,089
BOTH:
No, no, no, no...
507
00:18:55,656 --> 00:18:57,614
BOIMLER:
Oh, no.
508
00:18:57,658 --> 00:18:59,964
We are so getting fired
for this.
509
00:19:02,663 --> 00:19:04,447
Shields are down, Captain.
510
00:19:04,491 --> 00:19:08,234
I have done everything I can torespect their sanctity of life,
511
00:19:08,277 --> 00:19:11,367
to avoid conflict, and give themthe benefit of the doubt.
512
00:19:11,411 --> 00:19:13,891
The Drookmani
have given me no choice.
513
00:19:13,935 --> 00:19:15,545
Shaxs, target their warp core.
514
00:19:15,589 --> 00:19:18,026
Yes!
515
00:19:18,069 --> 00:19:20,202
No! We waited too long.
516
00:19:20,246 --> 00:19:22,161
Weapons systems are down.
517
00:19:22,204 --> 00:19:24,337
We need to get the crew
into escape pods now.
518
00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:25,642
Prepare to abandon ship.
519
00:19:25,686 --> 00:19:27,340
Wait, Captain. Look.
What is that?
520
00:19:34,608 --> 00:19:37,567
-Uh...
-We did it!
521
00:19:37,611 --> 00:19:40,396
I don't know what we did,
but we did it!
522
00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:42,181
[laughs]
523
00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:45,096
Stay awake, Tendi.
We can do this.
524
00:19:45,140 --> 00:19:47,577
Did... did we lose him?
525
00:19:47,621 --> 00:19:49,623
[panting]
526
00:19:51,059 --> 00:19:52,669
Uh, yeah. We're doing fine.
527
00:19:52,713 --> 00:19:55,237
We're so good. Keep going.
528
00:19:55,281 --> 00:19:58,153
Ah. Not running anymore, Father?
529
00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,633
This ends now, Badgey.
530
00:19:59,676 --> 00:20:01,635
After I gut you, I'm gonna slit
531
00:20:01,678 --> 00:20:03,506
your little green friend's
throat
532
00:20:03,550 --> 00:20:06,030
and take a bath in her blood.
533
00:20:06,074 --> 00:20:07,989
No, you're not!
[shouts]
534
00:20:20,088 --> 00:20:22,482
I'm gonna wear your skin!
535
00:20:30,011 --> 00:20:32,492
[thunder crashes]
536
00:20:35,538 --> 00:20:37,366
[laughs]
537
00:20:37,410 --> 00:20:39,629
You can't hurt me, Father.
538
00:20:42,023 --> 00:20:47,158
Maybe with your disappointment,but not with your fists.
539
00:20:47,202 --> 00:20:49,291
I'm sorry I yelled at you, son.
540
00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:51,293
I was just trying
to impress Tendi.
541
00:20:51,337 --> 00:20:53,382
I mean, look at her.
She's so cute.
542
00:20:53,426 --> 00:20:56,167
It's too late for apologies.
543
00:20:56,211 --> 00:20:58,605
It's too...
544
00:20:58,648 --> 00:21:01,042
Kill you...
545
00:21:01,085 --> 00:21:03,305
So cold. Father?
546
00:21:03,349 --> 00:21:05,307
[ragged exhale]
547
00:21:05,351 --> 00:21:07,483
I'm so sorry
it came to this, Badgey.
548
00:21:07,527 --> 00:21:09,006
I'm gonna cut off your foot.
549
00:21:09,050 --> 00:21:11,487
[shushes]
No. Don't talk.
550
00:21:11,531 --> 00:21:15,404
-It's over now.
-Diplomatic immunity.
551
00:21:17,363 --> 00:21:21,323
[crying]:
Badgey!
552
00:21:23,804 --> 00:21:26,197
Got it. Restoring main power.
553
00:21:26,241 --> 00:21:29,200
COMPUTER:
Safety protocols restored.
554
00:21:29,244 --> 00:21:30,637
[grunts]
555
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:32,334
Hi. Can I teach you a lesson?
556
00:21:32,378 --> 00:21:34,205
-Oh, hey. Hi, Badgey.
-Um...
557
00:21:34,249 --> 00:21:37,034
Um, does he remember
he was trying to, uh...
558
00:21:37,078 --> 00:21:39,254
Remember what?
Can I teach you a lesson?
559
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,038
Nope, nope, nope, nope.
Actually, you know what?
560
00:21:41,082 --> 00:21:42,562
-We were just heading out.
-Yeah, yeah, we're-we're good.
561
00:21:42,605 --> 00:21:44,172
Thanks, Badgey.
562
00:21:44,215 --> 00:21:47,654
You got it. If you need me,
Badgey's here.
563
00:21:47,697 --> 00:21:50,047
I'm always here.
564
00:21:50,091 --> 00:21:52,267
Ow, my frickin' wrists
are all chafed.
565
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:53,660
Good. Shut up.
566
00:21:53,703 --> 00:21:55,662
That core had my brain pattern
all over it.
567
00:21:55,705 --> 00:21:57,620
If they find it
and kick me off the ship,
568
00:21:57,664 --> 00:21:59,143
you're going down with me.
569
00:21:59,187 --> 00:22:00,536
What the hell is going on
down here?
570
00:22:00,580 --> 00:22:02,451
We've got an unauthorized
airlock ejection,
571
00:22:02,495 --> 00:22:04,410
a missing computer core,
and somebody attacked
572
00:22:04,453 --> 00:22:06,107
that Drookmani ship.
573
00:22:06,150 --> 00:22:08,239
You three better have one hell
of an explanation.
574
00:22:08,283 --> 00:22:10,764
Oh, I'll tell you
exactly what happened.
575
00:22:11,852 --> 00:22:13,114
SHAXS:
Ensign Fletcher's
576
00:22:13,157 --> 00:22:15,116
brilliant improvisation,
577
00:22:15,159 --> 00:22:17,379
updating the isolinear core
to weaponize it
578
00:22:17,423 --> 00:22:19,512
against the Drookmani
saved the Cerritos.
579
00:22:19,555 --> 00:22:22,079
Fletcher demonstrated
the sort of selfless heroism
580
00:22:22,123 --> 00:22:23,733
that Starfleet's all about.
581
00:22:23,777 --> 00:22:27,084
It's that heroism that
earned him a promotion
582
00:22:27,128 --> 00:22:30,087
and a transfer to the Titan!
583
00:22:30,131 --> 00:22:31,393
-[cheering, applause]
-FLETCHER: Oh, man.
584
00:22:31,437 --> 00:22:33,743
Wow.
585
00:22:33,787 --> 00:22:35,615
Did we have to get him promoted?
586
00:22:35,658 --> 00:22:37,399
Eh, you know what they say,
keep your friends close
587
00:22:37,443 --> 00:22:39,575
and your enemies
way the hell somewhere else.
588
00:22:39,619 --> 00:22:41,142
Whoa. The Titan.
589
00:22:41,185 --> 00:22:42,491
Isn't that, like,
your dream gig?
590
00:22:42,535 --> 00:22:44,406
Yeah. It is.
[sighs]
591
00:22:44,450 --> 00:22:46,365
But you know what, maybe this
is just what Fletcher needs
592
00:22:46,408 --> 00:22:47,453
to turn things around.
593
00:22:47,496 --> 00:22:49,368
New ship, new duties.
594
00:22:49,411 --> 00:22:51,457
It might just make him
a better man.
595
00:22:53,328 --> 00:22:55,112
I got frickin' fired!
596
00:22:55,156 --> 00:22:56,505
What? You, fired?
597
00:22:56,549 --> 00:22:58,725
Who would fire you, ever?
598
00:22:58,768 --> 00:23:00,640
It's like, who says you're not
supposed to empty trash
599
00:23:00,683 --> 00:23:02,816
into the warp core?
It all burns up anyway.
600
00:23:02,859 --> 00:23:05,122
Oh, yeah, who wouldn't make
that mistake?
601
00:23:05,166 --> 00:23:06,515
I thought maybe you guys
could, like, put in
602
00:23:06,559 --> 00:23:07,777
-a good word for me or...
-Uh, hey, Fletcher?
603
00:23:07,821 --> 00:23:09,649
Fletcher. Sorry,
you're breaking up.
604
00:23:09,692 --> 00:23:11,607
I think you're going through
a temporal rift or something.
605
00:23:11,651 --> 00:23:14,436
-A rift? What a-- Hello?
-Whoa, Fletcher, there's a Q.
606
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:16,525
-I'm holding my badge up...
-There's a Q
doing crazy Q stuff.
607
00:23:16,569 --> 00:23:18,353
-Got to go.
-Can you hear me? Guys...
608
00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:20,224
Well, he's Earth's problem now.
609
00:23:20,268 --> 00:23:22,139
Got to say, I'd rather serve
with a dozen of you
610
00:23:22,183 --> 00:23:23,445
than one Fletcher.
611
00:23:23,489 --> 00:23:24,794
I mean, yeah, you break
the rules all the time,
612
00:23:24,838 --> 00:23:26,492
but at your heart,
you're Starfleet.
613
00:23:26,535 --> 00:23:28,276
Aw, Boimler. That's really nice.Thanks, man.
614
00:23:28,319 --> 00:23:29,756
Now come on. I got the keys
to the captain's yacht.
615
00:23:29,799 --> 00:23:31,192
Wait, what?
You shouldn't have those.
616
00:23:31,235 --> 00:23:32,672
No, it's cool.I signed them out in your name.
617
00:23:32,715 --> 00:23:33,760
-Last one there's a Fletcher.
-Wait. No, no, no.
618
00:23:33,803 --> 00:23:35,022
That's not the lesson here!
619
00:23:35,065 --> 00:23:36,284
MARINER:
Lower Decks, let's go!
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