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SOUTH PARK 613
http://south-park.cz/
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Jedu do South Parku,
chci si trochu orazit.
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V�ude sam� ��astn� tv��.
Skromn� lidi neznaj z.
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Jedu do South Parku,
starosti nech�m za sebou.
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Zaparkovat v�dy se d�.
V�ichni zdrav�j zvesela.
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Jedu do South Parku,
trochu si tam povyraz�m.
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Poje� se mnou do South Parku
za prima p��teli.
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Mocn� �arod�ji z Gregendatu,
jak� �kol m� pro hrani���e a paladina?
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K z�chran� kr�lovstv� pot�ebuji kol��
se zmrzlinou a magick� �t�t. Posp�te!
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To je debiln� �kol,
Cartmane, vymysli jinej.
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Buttersovi rodi�e cht�j� p�j�it
P�na Prsten�. Donesete jim ho?
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Vys�l� n�s na �kol?
M�me Buttersovi don�st kazetu?
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Ano, dejme tomu.
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Bude to nebezpe�n� v�prava.
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Ale kdy� se tam mus� don�st,
kdo jin� to zvl�dne?
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Pust�me se do �kolu okam�it�, ot�e.
Jdeme, v�le�n�ci!
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- Tak jsme se jich zbavili.
- Ale, my jsme n�jac� hrav�.
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Nep�j�il jsem jenom P�na Prsten�.
Taky jsem p�j�il porno.
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- Ty ro���ku!
- Chce� se na n�j pod�vat?
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Kudy p�jdeme k Buttersovi?
P�es Endorsk� doly nebo Grogsk� hory?
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Pozor, stra�liv� drak z Perengrafu!
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Nebojte, jsem mocn� �arod�j Motortart.
Ochr�n�m n�s p�ed dra��m ohn�m.
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Dobr� pr�ce, �arod�ji.
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A tak skupina pokra�ovala. Velk�
�arod�j, siln� hrani��� a chamtiv� �id.
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- J� jsem paladin, Cartmane!
- �id nem��e b�t paladin.
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Zdrav��ko, kovboji.
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- Jsi p�ipraven� na trochu vzr��a?
- To si pi�.
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Chlapi v pr�ci mi to doporu�ili.
Prej to je nejlep�� porno na sv�t�.
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To zn� dob�e.
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Miluju tohle pr�d�lko.
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- L�b� se ti to?
- Jo, bejby.
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- Jo. Jsi p�ipraven�?
- P�ipraven�.
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P��b�h za��n� ve St�edozemi,
kde se v Gelgelaru ���ila ne�cta.
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Nesn��m, kdy� d�vaj� do porna p��b�h.
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Sedm prsten� bylo darov�no lidem.
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Sedm elf�m, p�t vesni�an�m z Gelgendoru.
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To porno mus� m�t velk� rozpo�et.
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Jo, skoro to vypad� jako P�n Prste...
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Panebo�e!
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- Tohle je P�n Prsten�!
- Ale to znamen�...
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�e kluci maj� to
nejtvrd�� porno na sv�t�.
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Zdrav��ko, chlapci.
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M�j otec n�s ��dal,
abychom v�m p�inesli P�na Prsten�.
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D�kujeme v�m,
state�n� hrdinov�.
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A co odm�na? Zlato nebo tak n�co?
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Jste �lechetn� hrdinov�,
pod�kov�n� bude jist� sta�it.
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To jsou kecy.
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Buttersi, pod�vej, co m�me.
P�na Prsten�.
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Panejo, kone�n� ho uvid�m!
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Nebude� se u toho s�m b�t?
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- Nebudu, mami. Slibuju.
- To je n� kluk. Tady m�.
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Kone�n� uvid�m P�na Prsten�!
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Vystr� tu prdelku.
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No teda.
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To je dobr�.
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Bo�e, to bude trapas. "Ahoj, Chrisi
a Lindo, vr�t�te n�m na�e porno?"
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Klid, t�eba tam kluci je�t� nedo�li.
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A tak se spole�enstvo
po velk�m �kolu vrac� dom�.
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Kazeta byla navr�cena
a v South Parku panuje m�r.
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- Pozor, p��era z Roklinky!
- P�ipravte se na boj!
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Kluci!
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Kluci, kde je ta kazeta?
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Dali jsme ji Buttersovi, jak jsi �ekl.
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Mus�me si s nimi jet promluvit.
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Kluci, dok�zali byste tu kazetu
z�skat hodn� rychle zp�tky?
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To zn� jako velice d�le�it� �kol.
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Ano, je to d�le�it�j��
ne� cokoliv jin�ho.
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P�ineste n�m tu kazetu dom�,
ale nekoukejte na ni. Je v n� zl� moc.
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Ud�lejte to a budete bohat� odm�n�ni.
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- P�ni!
- To je bo��.
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P�nov�, odch�z�me.
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Probl�m vy�e�en.
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Bo�e, u� budu.
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Jemin��ku.
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Co se to tam dole d�je?
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P�i�li jsme si pro Jednu kazetu!
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- Co to d�l�te?
- Marshovi si p�ej� vr�tit P�na Prsten�.
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P�n Prsten� je nejlep�� film,
co jsem vid�l. Mus�m se dokoukat.
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Ne, Buttersi, ta kazeta
mus� zp�t k Marshov�m.
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Buttersi, �ekli jsme,
�e ne! M�me posl�n�.
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M��u j�t s v�ma?
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No dob�e, ale mus� si
taky hr�t na P�na Prsten�.
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Tak jo.
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- Buttersi, co to kurva d�l�?
- Hraju si na P�na Prsten�.
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Slez ze m�! Jse� divnej,
s n�ma si hr�t nebude�!
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- Tak mi dejte tu kazetu!
- Ne, mus�me j� vr�tit!
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M�j film!
M�j ��asnej kr�snej film!
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M�j mil�ek.
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A tak se kazeta op�t
vrac� do Stanova domu.
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Z toho P�na Prsten�
se Butters choval divn�.
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A moji rodi�e taky.
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Mo�n� m� Jedna kazeta n�jakou
nep�edv�datelnou moc.
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Ale, ale, nen� to Robin Hood
a jeho pomocn�ci?
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Kurva, �es��ci!
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- Co to m�?
- Nic.
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Hej ty!
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- P�n Prsten�? Takov� kravina!
- Ty jse� kravina!
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Co to?
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- �umte na to!
- P�ni!
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Vra� mi to,
mus�me to vr�tit m�m rodi��m!
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Ani n�hodou!
Nech�me si to a zkouknem to.
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- Na to zapome�.
- Co s t�m ud�laj� t�i �tvr���ci?
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- Jsme �ty�i, Kennyho du�e je
uv�zn�n� v Cartmanovi! - Jo!
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- U� se na to t��m!
- Ta kazeta v�n� blbne lidi.
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Jedna kazeta mus� b�t navr�cena!
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- B�te!
- Za nima!
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Ahoj, Randy, Sharon.
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Chrisi, jsou tady chlapci?
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Ne, jenom Butters.
D�v� se dole na P�na Prsten�.
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- A sakra!
- Co se d�je?
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Zn� to sm�n�, ale omylem jsme
dali do obalu od P�na Prsten� porno.
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Bo�e m�j!
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- Buttersi?
- Buttersi?
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Buttersi!
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Mil�ek! P�inesete mi ho zp�tky?
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Buttersi, kde je ten film?
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Vzali n�m ho, �li se koukat bez n�s.
Ten film se n�m l�bil. M�j mil�ek.
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- Chlapci museli zjistit, co to je,
a pak to n�kam odn�st. - Ale ne.
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Kazeta se nesm� dostat
�es��k�m do rukou.
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Mus�m souhlasit. Jestli je proklet�,
ve �patn�ch rukou nebude v bezpe��.
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C�t�m �tvr��ky!
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- A sakra!
- Schovat!
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Hej.
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Pod kopcem jsem n�co vid�l.
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- Tu kazetu chce hodn� lid�.
- Jo. Butters, rodi�e a te� �es��ci.
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Jdeme, kluci. Mus�me ji don�st
nejvy���mu elfu z Paragonu.
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Jo, ten si bude v�d�t rady.
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Tak�e je to takhle.
Kluci b�haj� venku s pornokazetou.
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Bo�e, to je stra�n�!
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Klid, o jak�m pornu tu mluv�me?
Je na �rovni Rozku�ova�ek 3?
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Jsou to Kurvy v nouzi 9.
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Kurvy v nouzi 9?
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To je zl�?
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Vedle Kurev v nouzi 9 vypadaj�
Rozku�ova�ky 3 jako Sest�i�ky 2!
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Je to bezpochyby to nejzvrhlej��
a nejtvrd�� porno v�bec.
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- Jak to sakra v�?
- �etl jsem to v novin�ch.
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- Jak jste mohli b�t tak nezodpov�dn�?
- Je n�m to l�to.
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Nem��em to p�ed nimi skr�vat v��n�.
Mo�n� by jim prosp�lo, kdyby to vid�li.
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Ne, kdy� je neuvedeme do kontextu.
Nech�pali by, na co koukaj�.
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V�dy� jim to nem��e a� tak ubl�it.
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Mil�ek, dejte mi m�ho mil�ka.
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Pros�m!
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Otev�i se. Bellog.
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Co chcete?
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Mus�me mluvit s
nejvy���m elfem Faragonu.
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Po�kejte chvilku.
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Co v�s tr�p�?
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Vlastn�me p�edm�t
nezm�rn� moci, P�na Prsten�.
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Toho m�m t�ikr�t.
A taky DVD roz���en� o 12 hodin.
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Ale tohle...
P�ni, dvan�ct hodin?
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Ale z t�hle kopie
se lid� chovaj� divn�.
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V�n�, nejvy��� elfe.
V t� kazet� d��m� zlo.
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Dobr�, svol�m radu. Sejdeme se
za domem Talangara �ern�ho.
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A te� zmizte, ne� v�s uvid� m�ma.
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- D�ky, nejvy��� elfe z Paragonu.
- Faragonu, kriple!
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Clyde je �ur�k.
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Poslouchejte, n�kde tu je parta usmrkanejch
�tvr��ku, co m� porno Kurvy v nouzi 9.
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00:10:26,300 --> 00:10:32,704
Na internetu p�ou, �e to je
to nejtvrd�� porno na sv�t�.
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Svolal jsem v�s, abyste jakkoliv
z�skali tu kazetu. Tak vzh�ru za pornem!
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Kazeta m� z�ejm� zlou moc.
Kyle, p�inesl bys ji sem?
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Tu kazetu asi vyrobily
Sauronovy zl� s�ly.
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M� n�jakou ment�ln� moc.
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T�eba s n� m��eme
pos�lit na�e k�i�n�ky.
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Kevine, kurvadr�t.
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Dokud sami nepozn�me moc kazety,
nem��eme ji nikomu sv��it.
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Kdy� se na ni pod�v�me,
m��e n�s taky o�arovat.
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Spr�vn�, m��e ji vid�t
jedin� siln� paladin.
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To je �kol pro tebe, Talangare �ern�.
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Neboj�m se.
Na kousek se pod�v�m.
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Jestli se nevr�t�m do
2 minut, p�trejte po mn�.
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00:11:33,650 --> 00:11:36,205
Osud St�edozem� je v m�ch rukou.
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�tvr��ci, navalte n�m porno!
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Chlapci?
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Chlapci, nezlob�me se na v�s.
Chceme si jenom promluvit.
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Talangar �ern� se vrac�.
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Co jsi na kazet� vid�l?
Je to pr�ce Sauronovy magie?
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J� u� nehraju.
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Po�kej, co jsi vid�l?
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Nev�m a v�d�t nechci. Kon��m.
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- Proboha, ta v�c je v�n� mocn�.
- Kdekoliv je, lidi z n� vy�ilujou.
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Tak�e co s n�?
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Jedno v�me jist�, nem��eme j� d�t nikomu.
Vr�t�me ji do p�j�ovny, odkud p�i�la.
183
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A to je kde?
184
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Videop�j�ovna Dv� V�e v Coniferu.
185
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Conifer? Cesta tam potrv� hodiny!
186
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Nen� jin� mo�nost. Mus�me kazetu
vr�tit, ne� zap���in� dal�� �kody.
187
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J� p�jdu.
188
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Nem��eme to sv��it trpasl�kovi.
Obzvl trpasl�kovi ze �kolky.
189
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- Chov�te se jak banda vyl�zanc�!
- J� ji vezmu.
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P�jdu do p�j�ovny.
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00:12:47,900 --> 00:12:54,050
Je to moc nebezpe�n�. Vezmi s sebou
�arod�je, trpasl�ka, v�le�n�ka, klerika a �ida.
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Paladina!
193
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Budete Spole�enstvo
P�na Prsten�. Hodn� �t�st�.
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- A te� u� mus�m dom�.
- J� taky.
195
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:05,157
To n�s p�jde jenom �est?
196
00:13:05,300 --> 00:13:08,527
Ne, sedm. Kennyho du�e
je po��d v Cartmanov� t�le.
197
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Jo, blbe. "Na�t�st� je Cartmanovo t�lo
dost velk� pro oba." Sklapni, Kenny!
198
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A tak na�i hrdinov� u�li mnoho mil, aby
navr�tili P�na Prsten� do videop�j�ovny.
199
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Pr�v� proch�z�me velk�m
pr�smykem hory Ururalak.
200
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Bacha!
201
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- M�lem jsme zem�eli.
- Temn� �arod�j se n�s sna�� zastavit!
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N�kdo si nep�eje, aby se
kazeta dostala zp�tky do p�j�ovny.
203
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Zdrav�m, lidi.
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00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:41,325
Steve, pr� tady p�ed
chvilkou byla parta d�t�.
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Ano, byli tu, ale u� ode�li.
Co se d�je?
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00:13:44,995 --> 00:13:50,734
Je mo�n�, �e na�i kluci ukazovali
ostatn�m d�tem pornokazetu.
207
00:13:50,834 --> 00:13:55,506
Co? Token nikdy porno nevid�l.
Nepochop�... Ach m�j bo�e!
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Tokene!
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00:14:01,545 --> 00:14:06,517
Tokene, byli tu kluci
a uk�zali ti film?
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00:14:08,218 --> 00:14:10,288
Tokene?
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00:14:11,088 --> 00:14:16,000
Tokene, mus� b�t velmi
zmaten� z toho, cos vid�l.
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00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:27,306
Tomu se ��k� pornografie a ukazuje,
jak mu� a �ena maj� pohlavn� styk.
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00:14:29,206 --> 00:14:35,450
Kdy� se zamiluj�, mu� zasune
sv�j penis do �eniny vag�ny.
214
00:14:35,450 --> 00:14:39,000
��k� se tomu milov�n�
a je to sou��st zamilov�n�.
215
00:14:40,618 --> 00:14:45,050
A kdy� m� �ena v sob� �ty�i penisy
najednou, potom na mu�e mo��,
216
00:14:45,100 --> 00:14:48,092
to je taky sou��st zamilov�n�?
217
00:14:48,692 --> 00:14:52,550
P�t trpasl�k� pl�caj�
chlapa polit�ho majon�zou.
218
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To je milov�n�?
219
00:14:54,465 --> 00:14:56,166
Je��i, co to bylo za porno?
220
00:14:56,267 --> 00:14:57,968
Kurvy v nouzi 9.
221
00:14:58,100 --> 00:15:00,537
Proboha, tohle ne!
222
00:15:00,638 --> 00:15:04,475
Chud�k Kyle mus� b�t
taky tak vystra�en�.
223
00:15:04,575 --> 00:15:09,600
Tokene, v�, kam kluci
s tou o�klivou kazetou �li?
224
00:15:12,449 --> 00:15:14,919
Vstupujeme do okresu Bailey.
Dr�te se u sebe.
225
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- Mo�n� tu je Velk� �erv.
- �erv pro trpasl�ka nic nen�.
226
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Tak zabijeme �erva
a vezmem si jeho poklad.
227
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- Ses�l�m na tebe kouzlo!
- Vykryl jsem ho, �arod�ji.
228
00:15:26,397 --> 00:15:27,698
Co to d�l�te?
229
00:15:27,798 --> 00:15:29,900
Hrajem si na Harryho Pottera.
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Buz�ci!
231
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- N�kdo n�s sleduje.
- To je Butters.
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- Butters?
- Jo, sleduje n�s u� asi dv� hodiny.
233
00:15:44,949 --> 00:15:48,100
N� mil�ek, uka�te ho Buttersovi.
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00:15:48,119 --> 00:15:50,087
Prost� ho ignorujte.
T�eba toho nech�.
235
00:15:50,187 --> 00:15:52,356
Hej lidi, ned�me si pauzu?
236
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Nem�me �as, kouzeln�ku. Sp�ch�me!
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U� jdou.
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- Jd�te nap�ed.
- Jimmy, jsi si jistej? - Jd�te!
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Nem��ete p...
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Nem��ete pro...
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Nem��ete pro...
242
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Nem��ete pro...
243
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Nem��ete proj�t.
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- Jimmy je nezastavil!
- Seberou n�m P�na Prsten�!
245
00:16:38,702 --> 00:16:41,380
Rychle, p�es �eku!
�es��ci nesnesou vodu!
246
00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:42,796
Co? To je blbost.
247
00:16:42,806 --> 00:16:45,976
Jsem supersilnej kouzeln�k
a ��k�m, �e �es��ci nesn�ej vodu.
248
00:16:46,076 --> 00:16:51,000
- Nasrat, jdu si hr�t na Harryho Pottera.
- J� taky.
249
00:16:51,482 --> 00:16:54,118
Fajn, jd�te si hr�t
na blb�ho Harryho Poseru!
250
00:16:54,218 --> 00:16:56,188
P�es �eku, u� se bl��!
251
00:17:02,059 --> 00:17:04,328
Co je to s v�ma?
P�ineste kazetu!
252
00:17:04,428 --> 00:17:07,280
- Ty vole, nechci se namo�it.
- Jo, ani nem�m r�d vodu.
253
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To n�m pak zreznou kola.
254
00:17:09,867 --> 00:17:13,000
Do hajzlu! Tak jdeme naj�t most.
255
00:17:15,906 --> 00:17:19,876
�kol vr�tit P�na Prsten�
do videop�j�ovny pokra�uje.
256
00:17:19,976 --> 00:17:21,900
Nem�li jsme p�ekro�it tu blbou �eku.
257
00:17:21,945 --> 00:17:24,681
Skv�lej n�pad, �arod�ji
Tlustoprde! Ztratili jsme se.
258
00:17:24,781 --> 00:17:27,290
Neztratili, �id�ku z �id�kova.
Jenom nev�me, kde jsme.
259
00:17:27,300 --> 00:17:30,654
"To znamen�, �e jsme se ztratili."
Dr� u� kurva hubu, Kenny!
260
00:17:30,754 --> 00:17:34,291
Bezva. Nev�me, kde jsme,
ani jak�m sm�rem je videop�j�ovna.
261
00:17:34,391 --> 00:17:36,893
- Butters to v�.
- Bo�e!
262
00:17:36,993 --> 00:17:42,098
- Videop�j�ovna, jist�, nedaleko.
Uk�eme v�m, kde to je. - Kde?
263
00:17:42,199 --> 00:17:45,602
Nejprve chce Butters vid�t mil�ka.
264
00:17:45,702 --> 00:17:49,339
Ne, pod�vej na sebe. Ud�lalo to
z tebe je�t� v�t��ho ubo��ka.
265
00:17:49,390 --> 00:17:50,640
Pokud to je�t� �lo.
266
00:17:50,740 --> 00:17:53,143
�ekni, kudy do p�j�ovny,
nebo ti nakopeme prdel!
267
00:17:53,343 --> 00:17:58,916
Neubli�ujte Buttersovi.
Uk�eme cestu. Jist�, tudy.
268
00:17:59,816 --> 00:18:04,988
To je hr�za, ka�dou dal�� minutou
vid� Kyle st�le v�c zvr�cen�ho sexu!
269
00:18:05,088 --> 00:18:08,391
Najdeme je a pokus�me se
je uv�st do kontextu.
270
00:18:08,491 --> 00:18:10,361
Pod�vejte, jeden z nich!
271
00:18:11,561 --> 00:18:15,432
- Jimmy!
- Jimmy, kam �li kluci s t�m pornem?
272
00:18:15,532 --> 00:18:19,503
�li s n�m do vi... do vi...
273
00:18:20,737 --> 00:18:22,272
No tak, Jimmy, nem�me moc �asu.
274
00:18:22,372 --> 00:18:25,542
�li do videop... videop...
275
00:18:26,076 --> 00:18:28,845
- Videoprase��ku?
- Videoponorky.
276
00:18:28,945 --> 00:18:30,480
Co je to videoponorka, Jimmy?
277
00:18:30,580 --> 00:18:33,783
Ne, videopu... videop�j...
278
00:18:33,884 --> 00:18:37,153
- Pr�jem? - Pomn�k.
�li k videopomn�ku. Kde to je, Jimmy?
279
00:18:37,254 --> 00:18:40,891
Ne, vy retardi!
Do videop�j�ovny!
280
00:18:40,991 --> 00:18:45,429
- Videop�j�ovna!
- Rychle! - V�m, kde je.
281
00:18:54,104 --> 00:18:56,173
- Ale ne, je zav�eno!
- Zav�eno?
282
00:18:56,273 --> 00:18:57,900
T�mhle jsou!
283
00:18:58,575 --> 00:19:00,800
Nenechte je vr�tit tu kazetu!
284
00:19:01,178 --> 00:19:04,000
- Jsme v prdeli.
- Moment, vhazova�ka!
285
00:19:04,748 --> 00:19:06,249
Honem, Kyle, ho� tam ten film!
286
00:19:06,450 --> 00:19:08,452
Kone�n� je po v�em.
287
00:19:08,852 --> 00:19:11,355
Mil�ek! Vra�te n�m mil�ka!
288
00:19:11,855 --> 00:19:12,889
Buttersi, ne!
289
00:19:12,989 --> 00:19:15,259
M�me mil�ka!
290
00:19:15,926 --> 00:19:17,700
P�ich�zej�!
291
00:19:18,562 --> 00:19:21,198
- Mus�me ji vr�tit!
- Mil�ek chce z�stat s Buttersem.
292
00:19:21,298 --> 00:19:23,400
T�mhle je! Dej mi to!
293
00:19:25,368 --> 00:19:27,705
- Pus� tu kazetu, Buttersi!
- Nesm� m� opustit!
294
00:19:27,804 --> 00:19:30,674
- Fajn.
- Mil�ku!
295
00:19:30,774 --> 00:19:33,243
Ne! Ne!
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00:19:35,011 --> 00:19:35,946
Sakra!
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00:19:36,046 --> 00:19:38,315
Sakra, te� u� tvrdou akci neuvid�me.
298
00:19:38,415 --> 00:19:40,784
Vy blb� �tvr��ci!
299
00:19:40,884 --> 00:19:44,154
Kazeta je tam, odkud vze�la.
Ztratila svoji moc.
300
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:45,589
St�edozem je znovu zachr�n�na.
301
00:19:45,689 --> 00:19:49,000
Ale to n�m nezabr�n�
nakopat v�m prdel.
302
00:19:55,700 --> 00:19:56,800
Kluci!
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00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,870
Kurva, rodi�e! Zdrh�me!
304
00:20:00,203 --> 00:20:02,500
Je�t� se uvid�me, �tvr��ci.
305
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:07,444
Mo�n�, �e ano. Ale prozat�m
je arm�da �es��k� pora�ena.
306
00:20:07,550 --> 00:20:10,200
- Tady jste!
- Kyle, jsi v bezpe��!
307
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:13,316
Pr�v� jsme se chystali j�t dom�.
Museli jsme vr�tit kazetu.
308
00:20:13,416 --> 00:20:17,487
Poslouchejte. Je tu p�r v�c�,
kter� v�m mus�me vysv�tlit.
309
00:20:17,587 --> 00:20:22,050
V�te, mu� zasouv� sv�j penis do
�eniny vag�ny kv�li l�sce a rozko�i.
310
00:20:22,150 --> 00:20:28,298
Ale n�kdy �ena le�� na mu�i a oba
si navz�jem d�vaj� genit�lie do �st.
311
00:20:28,398 --> 00:20:30,720
Tomu se ��k� poloha 69
a je to norm�ln�.
312
00:20:30,767 --> 00:20:36,206
�ensk� pochva je velice citliv�
a je j� p��jemn� m�t v n� penis.
313
00:20:36,306 --> 00:20:41,950
Ale n�kdy �ena pou��v� i jin� v�ci.
Telefony, se��va�ky, �asopisy.
314
00:20:42,050 --> 00:20:46,700
To proto�e nervov� zakon�en�
v pochv� jsou velmi citliv�.
315
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:53,957
K dvojit� penetraci. �ena m��e
m�t sex s v�ce ne� jedn�m mu�em.
316
00:20:54,057 --> 00:20:58,528
Dosp�l� to d�laj� s dobr�mi p��teli
a v p��jemn�m prost�ed�.
317
00:20:58,628 --> 00:21:03,133
Tak� mus�te pochopit, �e n�kte��
se rozhodnou mo�it na partnera.
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00:21:03,233 --> 00:21:11,141
��rat nebo kakat na druh�ho je v po��dku,
pokud s t�m v� partner souhlas�.
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00:21:11,241 --> 00:21:14,211
Tak, kluci, n�jak� ot�zky?
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00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:19,000
P�ni.
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00:21:22,900 --> 00:21:26,320
- V�born�, tak u� poj�me.
- Jo, kluci, jedeme dom�.
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00:21:29,192 --> 00:21:31,162
Po�kat, kde je Butters?
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00:21:32,028 --> 00:21:35,900
M�me na�eho mil�ka! Mil�ka!
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P�eklad: Dave Davidfl
Korektura: MND
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00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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