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[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING]
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WAVERLY [OVER RADIO]:
I'm glad to hear the train is on time...
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...because time is of the essence,
gentlemen.
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Yes, sir.
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[CHATTERING]
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If you don't eat something,
you are going to die.
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Take some fruit juice.
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I'm your doctor and I order you 10--
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[WEAKLY]
I am your president.
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I order you to leave me alone.
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Seventeen days is too long a fast
for a man of your age.
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I don't like it.
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Nahdi exposed like that,
he's a perfect target for an assassin.
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Mr. President, one more day
and I won't be responsible.
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I'll take no food...
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...until the world powers
agree to a disarmament conference.
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And if they don't?
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Then I'll die.
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- Anything?
- Not so far.
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[MEWING]
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ILLYA: I'm sure his security people
don't like it either.
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But he has to get his message across.
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You can eat now.
They've accepted your terms.
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The cessation of testing?
And the moratorium?
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Everything, to the last codicil.
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Help me up.
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[CHEERING]
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You know, this crowd seems to love him.
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I think I've found someone who doesn't.
Look over there.
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My people, we played...
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...and they answered.
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[CROWD CHEERS]
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[GRUNTING]
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[GUN CLICKS]
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[GUN COCKS]
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The great powers
have agreed to sit down...
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...and to reason together.
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[KITTEN MEWING]
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[GUNSHOT]
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[CROWD SCREAMING]
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[ILLYA GRUNTS]
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SOLO:
Hmm.
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[SNEEZE THEN GUNSHOT]
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[CROWD SCREAMING]
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Saved by a sneeze.
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Well, we can hardly expect
such good fortune the next time.
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- Do you think there will be a next time?
- There's no doubt whatever in my mind.
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Thrush would never have missed.
The whole thing smacks of amateurs.
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Amateurs, Mr. Kuryakin, are sometimes
harder to deal with than professionals.
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Less predictable.
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Well, I suppose you want us
to go to the Geneva conference.
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Yes, I, uh, ahem--
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I've booked passage for you both
on the 8 a.m. flight.
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- Tourist?
- Well, I, uh...
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I'm sorry to be so parsimonious,
gentlemen...
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...but we're approaching the end
of our fiscal year...
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...and the, uh, auditors
are closely scrutinizing the vouchers.
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I'd appreciate it if you would
hold expenses to the minimum.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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[WAVERLY CLEARS THROAT]
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KIRU:
Gentlemen, please open your bags.
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Do you have anything to declare?
Cigarettes, perfume?
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Not a thing.
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Thank you.
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- Everything in order?
- Perfectly, sir.
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Enjoy your stay.
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Thank you.
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They always have to mess up your shirts.
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How else would you know
you crossed a new frontier?
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Oh, which reminds me,
I better check on Nahdi's arrival.
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I will be back in a moment.
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Ah, excuse me. What time
does the president's plane arrive?
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Um, let's see.
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- Not before 6:00 in the afternoon, sir.
- We're staying at the, uh, William Tell.
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If there's any change,
would you let us know?
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- Cenainly.
- Thank you.
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- Is it accomplished?
- It is in the bag.
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That's what you said the last time.
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I had him right in my sights, Mr. Thor.
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Yes, and I suppose
a septuagenarian's reflexes...
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...are faster than a speeding bullet?
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We shall get him when he arrives in Geneva.
I will shoot him dead in his tracks.
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You'll do nothing of the son.
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I've, uh, invited him to be my guest
for the duration of his visit.
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- And he accepted?
- Naturally.
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Then we can arrange for a little accident
when he gets here.
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Not at all.
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I am now supporting
the peace conference.
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But we have lost three men
trying to prevent it.
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We'll do better than prevent it.
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We're going to send Nahdi
into the conference...
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...and he will proceed to blow up
all the heads of state in attendance.
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Clever, don't you think?
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- Sheer genius, Mr. Thor.
- Hmm.
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Now, uh, what type of device
did you put in their bags at the Customs?
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Razor blades. They are ready
to blow up any time you wish.
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I hope so, Kiru. For your sake, I hope so.
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I know you have a reservation, gentlemen,
but, I mean, with this summit conference...
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...there's hardly a room to be had
in all Geneva.
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This happens every time we have one
of these dreadful peace conferences.
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Yes, the prospect of world peace
is a pretty terrifying thought.
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Oh, it certainly is.
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Anyway, if you'll give me a moment,
I'll see what I can do.
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Excuse me, could you get me a cab?
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Uh, see the doorman, miss.
Now, gentlemen, I--
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I've already seen the doorman.
He suggested I see you.
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He said you might call a taxi company
or something.
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I must get to the airport by 4:00.
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I am sorry, mademoiselle...
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...but I'm sure there's not
an available taxicab in the whole city.
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Do you see what I mean?
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Give me a few minutes
and I'll come up with something for you.
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Why don't you have a drink in the bar?
On the house.
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- But what about me?
- Now, don't worry. You come with us.
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As soon as the gentleman finds us a room,
we'll take you the airport ourselves.
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- But we haven't even been introduced.
- Well--
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- What is your name?
- Nellie Canford.
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Nellie Canlord, meet Napoleon Solo.
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- Enchanté. This is Mr. IIIya Kuryakin.
- It's a pleasure.
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Now that the introductions are complete...
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...let's take advantage of the generous offer
of the gentlemen, shall we?
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SOLO:
Come on.
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I would like to see the faces
of our friends from U.N.C.L.E.:
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Nahdi arriving two hours
before he's expected...
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...and on your private plane.
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For security purposes only.
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Above all,
the president must be protected.
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Welcome to Geneva, Mr. President.
I am Brutus Thor.
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I'm honored that you accepted
my invitation.
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It was most gracious of you, Mr. Thor.
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I cannot tell you how I shall appreciate
staying at your villa...
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...away from all the fanfare.
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Believe me, sir, it's a privilege
to be of some, uh, small assistance...
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...to the great champion of world peace.
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Thank you, Mr. Thor.
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[NELLIE LAUGHING]
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And when that Roman
had the nerve to pinch me...
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...well, I just hauled up
and gave him a pow.
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Say, uh, what time is it?
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- There's no hurry. We don't have our room.
- That could take forever.
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Listen, you've both have been very sweet,
but I must go or I'll miss my plane.
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Now, let me see. I had, uh, three daiquiris.
That's two francs--
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Now, that's all right. We'll take care of it.
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- Oh, no, I couldn't.
- Yes, you could.
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All right, I could, ha, ha. But you must
promise to let me buy you a drink...
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...the next time you get to Newport News.
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HOTEL CLERK: Mr. Solo.
- It's a promise.
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Here's your key. Room 609, ha, ha.
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Oh, and, uh, there's a phone call for you.
You can take it right here.
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SOLO:
Oh.
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Yes, uh, Solo here.
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You know something?
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You're cute.
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You're very kind.
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Hmm. I feel like such a naughty girl.
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All these daiquiris.
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It's absolutely lewd.
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- All right, thank you.
ILLYA: That was...?
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SOLO: The airport.
Nahdi came in on a private plane.
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- We better check the embassy.
- Right.
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NELLIE: But what about me?
- We'll get you a cab.
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In Geneva?
But you'll have to throw somebody out.
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ILLYA:
Well, that's better than breaking a promise.
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[WATCH RINGING]
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[MEOWS]
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- Yes?
- It is me, Mr. Thor.
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It's about time. What took you so long?
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They just--
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They've just got a room, 609.
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They're on their way up there right now.
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I see. You're sure they can't find the bomb
it they open their overnight bag?
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- Impossible.
- Excellent.
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We", give Mr. Solo and Mr. Kuryakin
a chance to make themselves comfortable...
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...then, uh, press the button.
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[SIGHS]
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[MEOWS]
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[TIRES SCREECH]
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Quick, quick! Back to the hotel.
Quick, quick!
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Hurry.
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SOLO:
Yes, I'll hold.
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Did you mark those drinks
in the expense account?
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- No, I will absorb them personally.
- Hmm. Very generous.
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I'm sure you'll get even
it you ever get to Newport News.
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Ha, ha. Well, I won't hold my breath.
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Quick! Hurry!
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Yes, I'm holding.
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Nobody at the embassy knows anything
about Nahdi's arrival.
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ILLYA:
Well, isn't that rather strange?
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Yes, perhaps you can help me.
I'm trying to locate President Nahdi.
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He's not staying at the embassy.
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Brutus Thor?
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All right, thank you.
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Brutus Thor, the munitions king?
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Well, I don't know of anyone else
with that name.
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Disarmament conferences
make strange bedfellows.
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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Come in. Come in!
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- Where is it?
BOTH: What?
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The overnight bag.
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Those were my shirts.
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[BAG EXPLODES]
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- That was close.
- Thank you.
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You're welcome. Bye.
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How did you know about the...?
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I heard a man say that there was a bomb
in Solo's overnight bag.
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And he said Room 609.
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Listen, I gotta run. The meter's running.
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Hey, wait a minute. What's all this about?
What are you talking about?
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- What man? Where?
- In my teeth.
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- Your what?
- Your tooth?
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Uh-huh. You see, my dentist says that
the acids in my system are kind of funny.
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And when I have something to drink
with rum in it...
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...or if the weather conditions are right,
well, then my molar filling...
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...turns into sort of a, like.
you know, a radio receiver.
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And a radio announcer
told you there was a bomb in my bag?
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Oh, no, no. I was listening to
the baseball scores on Radio Free Europe...
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...when all 01a sudden
this voice broke in.
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What kind of voice?
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Well, I don't know.
A man. A raspy foreign voice.
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I've read about your type,
just never met one.
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Hey, listen, I still might catch my plane.
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Um, sorry about your shirts. Bye.
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Miss Canford, uh, look.
we can't let you go now.
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I mean, not with your talent.
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But I've gotta get back
to Newport News.
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Forget Newport News.
This is, uh, far more important.
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Oh, now wait a minute.
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We shall only need you for a few days.
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Mr. Kuryakin, I don't know
what kind 01a girl you think I am.
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Believe me, believe me,
we're only interested in your tooth.
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And nothing but the tooth.
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If you don't let go of me,
I'm gonna scream.
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- Then we shall have to gag you.
- It will be easier if you cooperate.
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But my job. I was a substitute teacher
and this is my first permanent assignment.
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Our company has, uh.
many, many connections.
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Including the Newport News
board of education.
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There's something I have to tell you.
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Your tooth could play a decisive part
in the fight for world peace.
239
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:53,932
What kind of company are you with?
240
00:17:54,106 --> 00:17:57,167
The, uh, United Network Command
for Law and Enforcement.
241
00:17:57,342 --> 00:17:58,810
The U.N.C.L.E.
242
00:17:58,977 --> 00:18:00,638
U.N.C.L.E.
243
00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:03,214
No. Really?
244
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:07,784
But where would I stay?
I couldn't get another room to save my life.
245
00:18:07,953 --> 00:18:10,320
Well, we can share this room.
246
00:18:10,489 --> 00:18:12,753
- Now, whoa there.
- Oh, come on, now.
247
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:15,917
It'll be perfectly proper. Are you kidding?
248
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:19,030
We'll, uh, just hang a sheet somewhere.
249
00:18:19,498 --> 00:18:22,092
You can have the side with the view.
250
00:18:22,534 --> 00:18:24,059
How's that?
251
00:18:28,907 --> 00:18:31,535
RHETT: May I help you?
SOLO: Yes, I wanna see President Nahdi.
252
00:18:31,710 --> 00:18:33,872
RHETT: Oh, I'm sorry.
He's not receiving any callers.
253
00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:35,571
My name is Napoleon Solo.
254
00:18:35,747 --> 00:18:37,681
Would you please show
the president this card?
255
00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:41,753
RHETT: I'm afraid it makes no difference.
I'm under very strict orders, sir.
256
00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:44,855
- Whose orders?
THOR: Mine.
257
00:18:45,023 --> 00:18:46,388
I am Brutus Thor.
258
00:18:46,558 --> 00:18:50,222
Well, I'm Napoleon Solo.
It's very urgent that I see President Nahdi.
259
00:18:50,395 --> 00:18:51,726
Please come in, Mr. Solo.
260
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:56,731
ILLYA:
Thank you.
261
00:18:56,902 --> 00:19:00,805
THOR: Mr. Solo, I'm sure you can appreciate
our caution with regard to visitors.
262
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:02,134
Yes, of course I understand.
263
00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:06,574
These are my associates,
Mr. Kuryakin and Miss Canford.
264
00:19:06,745 --> 00:19:09,771
- Charmed.
- Likewise.
265
00:19:09,948 --> 00:19:13,907
President Nahdi is, uh, in meditation
at the moment.
266
00:19:14,086 --> 00:19:16,316
While we wait, may I offer you a brandy?
267
00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:20,686
Excellent, yes. And, uh, Miss Canlord
will have something with a little rum in it.
268
00:19:20,859 --> 00:19:22,349
Oh, yes, rum.
269
00:19:23,128 --> 00:19:24,721
Rhett?
270
00:19:26,298 --> 00:19:27,891
Ah, Mr. Kuryakin.
271
00:19:28,767 --> 00:19:32,465
I, uh, see you're admiring my little display.
272
00:19:32,638 --> 00:19:35,903
Oh, I often wondered
where Santa Claus spent the off-season.
273
00:19:36,074 --> 00:19:38,236
It's, uh, very interesting.
274
00:19:39,144 --> 00:19:43,047
- What's your name?
TOY DOG: My name is Fido.
275
00:19:43,215 --> 00:19:48,016
ILLYA: That's a most unusual toy.
- Yes, I'm quite proud of Fido.
276
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:51,248
The sound of your voice
triggered the speech mechanism.
277
00:19:51,423 --> 00:19:54,791
I presume this is the dove of peace.
278
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:58,021
Of course. I only manufacture peace toys.
279
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,097
Isn't that a rather abrupt turnabout?
280
00:20:00,265 --> 00:20:04,532
I thought the name of The!
was always associated with tanks, not toys.
281
00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:08,662
You're quite right, Mr. Solo.
But it's time the family image was changed.
282
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:13,402
I, sir, wish to be remembered
as a man of peace.
283
00:20:14,012 --> 00:20:16,003
[COUGHING]
284
00:20:18,617 --> 00:20:20,551
Are you all right?
285
00:20:21,853 --> 00:20:23,912
President Nahdi will see you now.
286
00:20:24,122 --> 00:20:25,487
Ah, Dr. Diljohn...
287
00:20:25,657 --> 00:20:29,252
...President Nahdi's personal physician
and closest associate.
288
00:20:29,428 --> 00:20:33,331
Uh, Miss Canford, Mr. Solo
and Mr. Kuryakin.
289
00:20:33,932 --> 00:20:36,230
Uh, excuse me.
290
00:20:37,636 --> 00:20:40,333
I can't tell you, Mr. Kuryakin,
how much safe! I feel...
291
00:20:40,505 --> 00:20:42,997
...knowing that your organization
will be on hand...
292
00:20:43,175 --> 00:20:44,836
...throughout the entire conference.
293
00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:47,604
Oh, I can't tell you
what a pleasure it is to be here.
294
00:20:47,779 --> 00:20:50,146
DOLL:
Mama. Mama.
295
00:20:52,284 --> 00:20:54,776
I apologize for changing
my travel arrangements.
296
00:20:54,953 --> 00:20:57,115
I realize it caused you inconvenience.
297
00:20:57,289 --> 00:20:59,656
Oh, that's all right.
I only wish you had let us know.
298
00:20:59,825 --> 00:21:01,293
I am sorry.
299
00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:03,258
But I must admit
I welcomed the opportunity...
300
00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:05,829
...to avoid the hive of reporters
and photographers.
301
00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:07,295
I understand.
302
00:21:07,466 --> 00:21:10,868
I must advise you, however,
to relocate your headquarters...
303
00:21:11,036 --> 00:21:13,505
...to somewhere less, uh...
304
00:21:13,905 --> 00:21:15,066
Well, let's say available.
305
00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:18,770
Your concern, Mr. Solo,
does not pass unappreciated.
306
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:21,208
But I feel very safe here...
307
00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:24,543
...and I would not insult
my gracious host by leaving.
308
00:21:24,716 --> 00:21:27,515
Well, it Mr. Thor
is really interested in your safety...
309
00:21:27,686 --> 00:21:30,178
...he won't mind your moving
for the sake of security.
310
00:21:30,689 --> 00:21:34,250
Whoever shot at you in your own country
is certain to try again.
311
00:21:34,426 --> 00:21:37,020
Perhaps, Mr. Solo.
312
00:21:37,195 --> 00:21:40,563
But what saved me that time, security?
313
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:44,495
Fate, or to be more precise,
my allergy to cats.
314
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:51,372
Mr. Solo, tomorrow the world
is going to sit down to discuss peace.
315
00:21:51,543 --> 00:21:55,912
And I firmly believe
that I am fated to lead that discussion.
316
00:21:58,016 --> 00:21:59,415
All right.
317
00:22:00,052 --> 00:22:01,850
Our phone number.
318
00:22:02,020 --> 00:22:06,753
If I can be of any service,
anything at all, please call.
319
00:22:06,925 --> 00:22:08,791
Thank you.
320
00:22:14,132 --> 00:22:17,329
Until tomorrow, at the conference.
321
00:22:27,212 --> 00:22:29,044
Thank you.
322
00:22:31,616 --> 00:22:34,813
I shall step into the garden
for a breath of air.
323
00:22:41,226 --> 00:22:42,785
Something troubling you, doctor?
324
00:22:42,961 --> 00:22:45,328
- Yes.
- Well?
325
00:22:45,497 --> 00:22:48,728
I feel you should have
taken Mr. Solo's advice.
326
00:22:49,668 --> 00:22:54,196
My friend, isn't it enough
that you are my physician...
327
00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:56,603
...that you guard me with your life...
328
00:22:56,775 --> 00:23:00,973
...that you taste my food
before you let me eat it?
329
00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:05,312
But you can't guard me
against my own judgment...
330
00:23:05,484 --> 00:23:08,681
...or shield me from my responsibility.
331
00:23:09,254 --> 00:23:13,088
- Trust me.
- I trust you, but...
332
00:23:14,259 --> 00:23:15,954
Forgive me.
333
00:23:16,128 --> 00:23:18,995
Oh, have you seen my notes
for the opening address?
334
00:23:19,164 --> 00:23:22,532
I'll see if they're ready.
Mr. Thor is having them re-typed.
335
00:23:23,702 --> 00:23:26,831
That man thinks of everything,
doesn't he?
336
00:23:27,639 --> 00:23:32,201
THOR: “One nation builds a bomb
under the guise of self-defense.
337
00:23:32,377 --> 00:23:36,177
Their enemy builds a bigger bomb
in self-defense.
338
00:23:36,348 --> 00:23:39,374
My friends, where does it stop?
339
00:23:39,551 --> 00:23:44,921
The world is starving
and we are building bigger bombs.“
340
00:23:45,557 --> 00:23:49,323
I must say, Nahdi does sound convincing.
341
00:23:49,995 --> 00:23:54,489
THOR: Why are you so unhappy, Kiru?
Everything's going perfectly.
342
00:23:54,666 --> 00:23:58,364
We had those U.N.C.L.E. agents right here.
We should not have let them get away.
343
00:23:58,537 --> 00:24:00,767
But I didn't let them get away.
344
00:24:00,939 --> 00:24:06,343
I just granted a stay of execution,
until tomorrow at the conference.
345
00:24:06,511 --> 00:24:11,415
When the bomb goes 0”,
Solo and Kuryakin will go off with it...
346
00:24:11,583 --> 00:24:14,678
...along with Nahdi and everyone else.
347
00:24:14,853 --> 00:24:16,343
[THOR CLEARS THROAT]
348
00:24:16,521 --> 00:24:18,114
What's that?
349
00:24:23,495 --> 00:24:26,430
It's Dr. Diljohn.
He must have heard everything.
350
00:24:26,598 --> 00:24:28,726
Don't worry.
351
00:24:30,402 --> 00:24:35,272
I have a very effective cure...
352
00:24:36,274 --> 00:24:38,572
...for eavesdropping.
353
00:24:40,212 --> 00:24:42,874
- Any messages?
- I'll check, sir.
354
00:24:43,048 --> 00:24:44,243
Have you heard anything?
355
00:24:44,416 --> 00:24:46,942
The Luceme Symphony
and some German soccer match.
356
00:24:47,118 --> 00:24:48,108
No, sir.
357
00:24:48,286 --> 00:24:50,277
[RINGS]
358
00:24:51,590 --> 00:24:52,989
Front desk.
359
00:24:53,158 --> 00:24:55,217
Yes, he's right here. Mr. Solo?
360
00:24:55,393 --> 00:24:56,451
- Hmm?
- It's for you.
361
00:24:56,628 --> 00:24:59,188
- Mm, thank you.
- You can take it right here.
362
00:24:59,898 --> 00:25:00,888
Solo here.
363
00:25:01,066 --> 00:25:04,001
This is Dr. Diljohn,
President Nahdi's physician.
364
00:25:04,169 --> 00:25:06,467
Something terrible has happened,
Mr. Solo.
365
00:25:06,638 --> 00:25:09,266
They are going to plant a bomb
at the peace conference.
366
00:25:09,441 --> 00:25:10,602
Who's going to plant a bomb?
367
00:25:10,775 --> 00:25:12,607
Everyone is going to be killed.
368
00:25:12,777 --> 00:25:16,111
- You've got to do something, Mr. Solo.
- Doctor, calm down.
369
00:25:16,281 --> 00:25:17,271
[DIAL TONE]
370
00:25:17,449 --> 00:25:20,578
Doctor? Doctor?
371
00:25:24,789 --> 00:25:26,780
[DILJOHN GASPING]
372
00:25:30,462 --> 00:25:32,897
I'm sorry, Dr. Diljohn.
373
00:25:33,064 --> 00:25:36,694
But sometimes a little knowledge
can be a dangerous thing.
374
00:25:36,868 --> 00:25:38,859
[GRUNTING]
375
00:25:48,079 --> 00:25:49,410
Where's Dr. Diljohn?
376
00:25:49,581 --> 00:25:52,607
THOR: In here, Mr. Solo.
I've been trying to reach you.
377
00:25:52,784 --> 00:25:54,775
Why? About Dr. Diljohn?
378
00:25:54,953 --> 00:25:59,254
THOR:
Yes, he, uh, suffered a coronary occlusion.
379
00:26:00,725 --> 00:26:03,456
- Dead?
- Yes.
380
00:26:08,833 --> 00:26:11,598
- When did it happen?
- We don't know exactly.
381
00:26:11,770 --> 00:26:13,704
Mr. Kim found him.
382
00:26:14,406 --> 00:26:16,431
Holding the telephone.
383
00:26:16,608 --> 00:26:17,973
Has Mr. Nahdi been told?
384
00:26:18,143 --> 00:26:19,235
Not yet.
385
00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:23,814
Poor man.
I was growing very fond of him.
386
00:26:23,982 --> 00:26:26,542
Should I notify the authorities, Mr. Thor?
387
00:26:26,718 --> 00:26:28,413
[GASPS]
388
00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:30,885
- What is it?
- Him!
389
00:26:31,056 --> 00:26:33,525
The voice. The bomb in your room.
390
00:26:34,559 --> 00:26:36,357
All right, the masks are off, Thor.
391
00:26:36,528 --> 00:26:39,987
And the game is over, Mr. Solo.
392
00:27:00,018 --> 00:27:03,613
We'll just want you to stay with us
for a couple of days, Miss Canford.
393
00:27:03,788 --> 00:27:05,586
I had to listen to you, right?
394
00:27:05,757 --> 00:27:08,852
I was on my way to Virginia
for a very rewarding career.
395
00:27:09,594 --> 00:27:12,359
I'll probably lose my job.
396
00:27:15,133 --> 00:27:17,693
Worse than that,
I'll probably lose my life.
397
00:27:24,142 --> 00:27:27,043
Mr. Thor? This is Kim.
398
00:27:27,212 --> 00:27:29,704
- Must be some kind of a transmitter.
- Shh.
399
00:27:29,881 --> 00:27:31,781
Miss Canford?
400
00:27:31,950 --> 00:27:34,510
[WHISPERING]
He's talking to Thor.
401
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:38,314
They're taking us to Lake Geneva.
402
00:27:50,402 --> 00:27:55,101
We all share your loss, Mr. President.
403
00:28:02,547 --> 00:28:04,948
I didn't know he had a heart condition.
404
00:28:05,950 --> 00:28:08,282
That's the way those things happen.
405
00:28:08,453 --> 00:28:13,414
You work, you strive,
and then when you least expect it...
406
00:28:15,460 --> 00:28:17,326
Such an untimely death.
407
00:28:17,962 --> 00:28:19,760
Death is always untimely.
408
00:28:21,466 --> 00:28:24,629
Did Dr. Diljohn get my notes before he...?
409
00:28:24,803 --> 00:28:27,568
I'll see that you get them right away.
410
00:28:34,746 --> 00:28:36,646
- Is it done?
- Uh, yes, sir.
411
00:28:36,815 --> 00:28:40,581
But I still don't understand
why you only wanted me to spray Page 10.
412
00:28:40,752 --> 00:28:44,086
Ooh, you know
how these great heads of state are.
413
00:28:44,255 --> 00:28:46,223
I don't want to miss any Iatecomers.
414
00:28:46,391 --> 00:28:49,520
Oh, very clever scheme, if it works.
415
00:28:49,694 --> 00:28:51,287
Oh, it cannot fail.
416
00:28:51,463 --> 00:28:55,127
The essence of cat on this page
doesn't affect you or me...
417
00:28:55,300 --> 00:28:59,168
...but when the peacemonger
turns the page, he'll start to sneeze.
418
00:28:59,337 --> 00:29:03,137
When he sneezes,
he'll reach for his customary handkerchief.
419
00:29:03,308 --> 00:29:04,867
Have you got it?
420
00:29:05,477 --> 00:29:08,174
And when he wipes his nose, boom.
421
00:29:08,346 --> 00:29:09,370
[CHUCKLES]
422
00:29:09,547 --> 00:29:15,281
And the, uh, beauty of it
is you can, uh, drop it...
423
00:29:15,453 --> 00:29:19,720
...you can walk on it, you can even light it
with a match and nothing will happen.
424
00:29:19,891 --> 00:29:25,261
But moisture, even the most minute drop
from a single sneeze...
425
00:29:25,430 --> 00:29:29,731
...will immortalize everybody
in the conference room.
426
00:29:30,235 --> 00:29:31,566
[SIGHS]
427
00:29:54,159 --> 00:29:55,923
The sun's up.
428
00:29:56,094 --> 00:29:58,188
I'm sleepy.
429
00:29:58,797 --> 00:30:00,265
Then why not try sleeping?
430
00:30:00,431 --> 00:30:03,526
Oh, I can't go to sleep in this position.
I'm all scrunched up.
431
00:30:03,701 --> 00:30:06,193
Then think of something, uh...
432
00:30:06,971 --> 00:30:08,803
...pleasant.
433
00:30:08,973 --> 00:30:11,135
Ah, crawl over there.
434
00:30:11,810 --> 00:30:13,835
- Why?
- Don't ask any foolish questions.
435
00:30:14,012 --> 00:30:15,275
Just crawl over there.
436
00:30:15,446 --> 00:30:18,108
Okay, but don't look.
I have to hike up my skin.
437
00:30:19,284 --> 00:30:21,116
[GASPS]
438
00:30:21,286 --> 00:30:23,050
Oh, I can't crawl anymore.
439
00:30:23,221 --> 00:30:24,985
Well, uh, just stand up, then.
440
00:30:25,156 --> 00:30:28,786
Stand up? You might as well ask me
to whistle “Dixie“ while I'm at it.
441
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:31,952
Well, it you think that will help,
by all means.
442
00:30:34,399 --> 00:30:37,391
[NELLIE WHISTLING “DIXIE"]
443
00:30:40,805 --> 00:30:44,435
All right, now hippity-hop over
to the post. Go on. Hop to it.
444
00:30:46,945 --> 00:30:50,074
Hip, hop. Now unhook that ladder.
445
00:30:53,751 --> 00:30:56,812
- She'll never make it.
- Unhook it. Let it swing over here.
446
00:30:56,988 --> 00:31:00,083
That's it. Okay. Now...
447
00:31:01,326 --> 00:31:03,317
[SOLO GRUNTING]
448
00:31:14,439 --> 00:31:16,430
NELLIE:
Hey, that's a good trick to remember.
449
00:31:16,608 --> 00:31:19,305
It'll keep my kindergarten kids busy
when I get back to school.
450
00:31:20,245 --> 00:31:22,304
[GRUNTING]
451
00:31:23,181 --> 00:31:24,842
If I get back to school.
452
00:31:26,784 --> 00:31:28,809
[GROANING]
453
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:36,955
SOLO:
Three of them.
454
00:31:37,462 --> 00:31:38,554
Well, we could rush them.
455
00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:40,391
Hey!
456
00:31:42,133 --> 00:31:46,798
Uh, isn't anyone going to untie me?
457
00:31:48,306 --> 00:31:51,037
Wrists hurt, my feet hurt.
458
00:32:09,093 --> 00:32:11,027
How's your fishing?
459
00:32:11,729 --> 00:32:13,754
Oh, I can open a tin of sardines.
460
00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:16,060
Well, that's more than I can do.
461
00:32:24,242 --> 00:32:25,641
[GRUNTS]
462
00:32:29,714 --> 00:32:31,512
Hey, wait.
463
00:32:33,518 --> 00:32:35,452
All right, go on with him.
464
00:32:49,367 --> 00:32:50,357
[GUNSHOT]
465
00:33:07,919 --> 00:33:10,217
[WATER SPLASHING]
466
00:33:13,691 --> 00:33:15,216
You stop that.
467
00:33:15,393 --> 00:33:17,157
Oh.
468
00:33:29,173 --> 00:33:30,334
[THUDS]
469
00:33:30,675 --> 00:33:32,336
You did well, Nell.
470
00:33:32,510 --> 00:33:36,447
I took a quickie course in self-defense
when I knew I was coming abroad.
471
00:33:38,116 --> 00:33:39,777
My tum.
472
00:33:44,555 --> 00:33:46,990
I suggest we repair to the hotel
for repairs.
473
00:33:47,158 --> 00:33:49,456
The conference is due to start
in a few hours.
474
00:33:49,627 --> 00:33:50,617
What about Mr. Nahdi?
475
00:33:50,795 --> 00:33:53,787
Obviously, they're not going to kill him
before the conference.
476
00:33:53,965 --> 00:33:58,493
I think we better let The! play his hand out
to the last card.
477
00:34:19,190 --> 00:34:20,783
They're not very friendly.
478
00:34:20,958 --> 00:34:23,484
If you saw three seedy-looking characters
standing on the road...
479
00:34:23,661 --> 00:34:24,685
...would you pick them up?
480
00:34:24,862 --> 00:34:26,887
We'll never get a ride this way.
481
00:34:27,065 --> 00:34:29,397
Can you suggest something better?
482
00:34:29,867 --> 00:34:31,357
In there.
483
00:34:31,736 --> 00:34:32,931
Hey!
484
00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:38,868
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
485
00:35:39,504 --> 00:35:41,529
Mr. Thor's residence.
486
00:35:41,706 --> 00:35:43,299
Let me speak to Mr. Thor.
487
00:35:43,941 --> 00:35:46,273
It's Mr. Kim.
488
00:35:49,814 --> 00:35:52,010
What is it, Kiru?
489
00:35:56,787 --> 00:35:58,755
Just a moment.
490
00:35:58,923 --> 00:36:02,985
I said two minutes and 45 seconds.
491
00:36:11,502 --> 00:36:15,598
I still can't work out how they intend
to smuggle the bomb in.
492
00:36:17,675 --> 00:36:20,303
[HUMMING]
493
00:36:24,015 --> 00:36:25,915
Are you getting anything
on your tooth?
494
00:36:26,083 --> 00:36:28,711
Some combo from Radio Luxembourg.
495
00:36:28,886 --> 00:36:30,411
Keeps fading out.
496
00:36:30,588 --> 00:36:31,578
[SIGHS]
497
00:36:31,756 --> 00:36:33,850
You better have a little more rum.
498
00:36:34,959 --> 00:36:38,793
I keep drinking and drinking and nothing.
499
00:36:39,964 --> 00:36:40,988
[HICCUPS]
500
00:36:41,165 --> 00:36:44,226
- Except hiccups.
- Well, drink up. We haven't got much time.
501
00:36:48,940 --> 00:36:51,637
Oh, um, excuse me.
502
00:36:51,809 --> 00:36:55,746
If I drink much more,
I refuse to be responsible for my actions.
503
00:37:00,384 --> 00:37:01,579
More rum, please.
504
00:37:01,752 --> 00:37:04,312
There's no time for that.
The conference starts in an hour.
505
00:37:05,957 --> 00:37:07,686
Cancel that rum.
506
00:37:08,926 --> 00:37:12,829
You better get on over to Thor's place.
The answer may be there.
507
00:37:14,665 --> 00:37:16,895
In the meantime,
I'll take Nellie down to the conference.
508
00:37:17,068 --> 00:37:18,263
Hurry up, Nell.
509
00:37:18,436 --> 00:37:20,427
[CLAPS]
510
00:37:20,638 --> 00:37:24,131
I'll stop on the way
and pick up some rum cookies.
511
00:37:26,744 --> 00:37:28,735
[DOOR CLOSES]
512
00:37:40,725 --> 00:37:43,888
There, I believe I have everything I need.
513
00:37:45,963 --> 00:37:48,261
I've waited along time
for this moment, Mr. Thor.
514
00:37:48,432 --> 00:37:50,161
As have we all.
515
00:37:50,334 --> 00:37:51,824
Oh.
516
00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:56,005
There.
517
00:37:56,173 --> 00:37:58,505
You're going to be on television,
you know.
518
00:37:58,676 --> 00:38:01,373
And the whole world will be watching.
519
00:38:01,979 --> 00:38:06,041
So accustomed to having
poor old Dr. Diljohn at my side.
520
00:38:08,686 --> 00:38:10,745
Good luck, Mr. President.
521
00:38:11,389 --> 00:38:13,915
We're all counting on you.
522
00:38:34,812 --> 00:38:39,272
Welcome to the first globally televised
peace conference.
523
00:38:39,450 --> 00:38:42,613
This is Richard Turer,
your commentator on this broadcast...
524
00:38:42,787 --> 00:38:45,950
TURER [ON TV] ...being sent
throughout the world by Telstar.
525
00:38:46,123 --> 00:38:49,457
Dignitaries from almost every nation
are taking their seats.
526
00:38:49,627 --> 00:38:54,394
President Fazir Nandi is approaching
his place at the conference table.
527
00:39:14,752 --> 00:39:16,880
TURER:
Mr. Nahdi will be introduced shortly...
528
00:39:17,054 --> 00:39:19,887
...and we will witness this chapter
in history.
529
00:39:27,331 --> 00:39:29,299
You getting something?
530
00:39:30,167 --> 00:39:31,157
What?
531
00:39:31,335 --> 00:39:33,326
[MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO]
532
00:39:34,572 --> 00:39:36,336
Hmm, “La Traviata.“
533
00:39:36,507 --> 00:39:39,408
From Naples. Very clear.
534
00:39:40,010 --> 00:39:42,069
MAN:
It is my great pleasure...
535
00:39:42,246 --> 00:39:47,047
...to present President Fazir Nahdi.
536
00:40:04,335 --> 00:40:06,326
[SOLO CLEARS THROAT]
537
00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:11,538
My friends...
538
00:40:12,176 --> 00:40:16,409
...I want to thank you
for having responded to my appeal...
539
00:40:16,580 --> 00:40:18,878
...for having come
from all parts of the world...
540
00:40:19,049 --> 00:40:23,885
...in response
to the noblest aspiration of mankind.
541
00:40:25,356 --> 00:40:29,486
The cause of world peace.
542
00:40:29,660 --> 00:40:32,925
The time has finally arrived.
543
00:40:33,097 --> 00:40:34,087
[CROWD APPLAUDING ON TV]
544
00:40:34,265 --> 00:40:38,259
It certainly has, Mr. President.
It certainly has.
545
00:40:46,343 --> 00:40:47,708
Excuse me, gentlemen.
546
00:40:47,878 --> 00:40:51,644
Ah, Mr. Thor wants you
to watch the front of the house.
547
00:41:21,212 --> 00:41:23,203
[ALARM BEEPING]
548
00:41:24,315 --> 00:41:26,306
[MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON TV]
549
00:41:26,750 --> 00:41:28,411
Somebody is at the toys.
550
00:41:28,586 --> 00:41:30,054
THOR:
The door is locked.
551
00:41:30,221 --> 00:41:34,215
The toys will take care of the visitors.
Activate them.
552
00:41:44,468 --> 00:41:46,334
[GUNSHOT]
553
00:41:46,504 --> 00:41:50,407
DOLLS:
Mama. Mama. Mama.
554
00:42:11,095 --> 00:42:12,756
[GUNSHOTS]
555
00:42:12,930 --> 00:42:15,422
[HOOTING]
556
00:42:33,751 --> 00:42:35,310
[HOOTS]
557
00:42:49,567 --> 00:42:51,558
[HOOTS]
558
00:42:57,775 --> 00:42:59,140
[GUNSHOT]
559
00:43:00,511 --> 00:43:02,673
NAHDI: When differences of opinion
can be resolved--
560
00:43:02,846 --> 00:43:04,837
[CHEERING ON RADIO]
561
00:43:05,015 --> 00:43:08,076
NAHDI:
So that the bird of peace...
562
00:43:08,252 --> 00:43:11,916
...can fly once more in safety.
563
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:18,486
Eat now, applaud later.
564
00:43:21,365 --> 00:43:24,699
Enough applause. Let him speak.
565
00:43:24,868 --> 00:43:29,465
Three more pages
and he'll plaster the walls with you.
566
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:33,736
NAHDI [ON TV]: War is a scar
which never heals. It is a cancer...
567
00:43:33,911 --> 00:43:35,902
[BOTH GRUNTING]
568
00:43:38,549 --> 00:43:41,541
You'll feel better if you straighten up.
569
00:43:42,319 --> 00:43:46,688
NAHDI [ON TV]: There is no peaceful and to nun...
570
00:43:46,857 --> 00:43:48,848
[CROWD APPLAUDING ON TV]
571
00:43:50,961 --> 00:43:55,398
A time to and aggression?
572
00:43:56,634 --> 00:43:59,331
Today is not soon enough.
573
00:43:59,503 --> 00:44:00,834
[CROWD APPLAUDS]
574
00:44:06,377 --> 00:44:09,142
Welcome, Mr. Kuryakin.
575
00:44:09,313 --> 00:44:14,615
Would you care to sit down
and watch my favorite television show?
576
00:44:14,785 --> 00:44:20,019
NAHDI [ON TV]: A hate which forms
the foundation for future war.
577
00:44:20,190 --> 00:44:22,818
My friends...
578
00:44:22,993 --> 00:44:26,156
...where does this stop?
579
00:44:26,330 --> 00:44:29,129
You're about to see a page of history.
580
00:44:29,299 --> 00:44:32,064
The tenth page of Nahdi's speech.
581
00:44:32,236 --> 00:44:35,137
When he turns it, psst.
582
00:44:35,939 --> 00:44:38,636
He has two pages to go.
583
00:44:42,613 --> 00:44:44,809
He's such a slow reader.
584
00:44:45,516 --> 00:44:49,680
NAHDI:
War has destroyed entire cities...
585
00:44:49,853 --> 00:44:53,585
...stripped nations
of their youthful manpower...
586
00:44:53,757 --> 00:44:58,126
...tom fathers from their home
and left millions of women...
587
00:44:58,295 --> 00:45:00,457
-...and children homeless.
- Open Channel D.
588
00:45:01,532 --> 00:45:03,967
- IIIya, come in.
NAHDI: So under the guise of self-defense...
589
00:45:04,134 --> 00:45:05,624
IIIya, are you there?
590
00:45:05,803 --> 00:45:08,500
NAHDI: ...one nation builds a bomb.
- IIIya, are you there?
591
00:45:10,107 --> 00:45:13,941
NAHDI: Their enemies build a bigger bomb.
- Nothing.
592
00:45:14,111 --> 00:45:16,910
- Getting anything?
- Not now. Just a lot of static.
593
00:45:17,081 --> 00:45:18,310
And a few more cavities.
594
00:45:19,249 --> 00:45:21,183
- Eat.
NAHDI: Where does it stop?
595
00:45:21,351 --> 00:45:22,341
Eat, eat.
596
00:45:22,519 --> 00:45:23,987
[SIGHS]
597
00:45:24,154 --> 00:45:30,685
The world is starving
and we build bombs.
598
00:45:31,695 --> 00:45:32,685
[MEOWS]
599
00:45:32,863 --> 00:45:34,160
So it's in the handkerchief.
600
00:45:34,665 --> 00:45:37,566
That's hardly new, you know.
601
00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:39,396
It originated with Thrush.
602
00:45:39,570 --> 00:45:40,731
Oh?
603
00:45:40,904 --> 00:45:43,805
I daresay Thrush didn't use it, um...
604
00:45:43,974 --> 00:45:48,536
...as effectively as it will be used
in just a few seconds.
605
00:45:48,712 --> 00:45:51,010
He's on Page 9 now.
606
00:45:56,220 --> 00:45:58,052
NAHDI [ON TV]: The basis of hostility is--
607
00:45:59,189 --> 00:46:00,179
[MEOWING]
608
00:46:09,333 --> 00:46:10,323
[GRUNTS]
609
00:46:10,501 --> 00:46:12,868
Serves him right too.
610
00:46:18,275 --> 00:46:20,266
Miss Canford?
611
00:46:20,444 --> 00:46:22,344
Miss Canford.
612
00:46:22,980 --> 00:46:23,970
Nellie?
613
00:46:24,148 --> 00:46:26,549
ILLYA [OVER RADIO] Miss Sanford,
the [lamb is in Nahdi's handkerchief.
614
00:46:26,717 --> 00:46:28,185
Your tooth?
615
00:46:28,352 --> 00:46:30,377
ILLYA: Miss Sanford.
- You getting something?
616
00:46:30,554 --> 00:46:33,285
- Shh.
ILLYA: It will explode when he sneezes.
617
00:46:33,457 --> 00:46:34,652
- Will you--?
- The handkerchief.
618
00:46:34,825 --> 00:46:37,260
- What?
- Nahdi's handkerchief. It's a bomb.
619
00:46:37,795 --> 00:46:42,562
And I could point clearly to...
620
00:46:47,604 --> 00:46:51,063
A man has just jumped from
the visitor's gallery to the floor below...
621
00:46:51,241 --> 00:46:54,404
...glides across the table,
pushed President Nahdi into a chair.
622
00:46:54,578 --> 00:46:57,013
He's holding his finger
under President Nahdi's nose.
623
00:46:59,983 --> 00:47:02,850
Don't just stand there,
get the president a handkerchief.
624
00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:05,010
Thank you, Mr. Solo.
625
00:47:08,192 --> 00:47:09,182
[SNIFFING]
626
00:47:13,931 --> 00:47:19,392
And after spending a few days in New York,
I came back home to Newport News.
627
00:47:20,070 --> 00:47:23,597
All in all,
it was a very exciting summer vacation.
628
00:47:23,774 --> 00:47:25,970
Well, now, that's all for today, children.
629
00:47:26,143 --> 00:47:28,111
When the bell rings,
I want you to stand up...
630
00:47:28,278 --> 00:47:30,713
...and walk out
like ladies and gentlemen.
631
00:47:30,881 --> 00:47:32,645
[BELL RINGS]
632
00:47:32,816 --> 00:47:34,306
Come on.
633
00:47:41,358 --> 00:47:43,986
- How does it feel to be back?
- Oh, wonderful.
634
00:47:44,161 --> 00:47:46,391
I hope everything was all right
with the school board.
635
00:47:46,563 --> 00:47:50,124
Oh, yes, and I didn't even miss a day's pay.
Well, thank you again, Mr. Waverly.
636
00:47:50,300 --> 00:47:54,066
Ah, pay, yes, yes.
That reminds me. I, uh...
637
00:47:54,238 --> 00:47:58,072
I have here, gentlemen,
your, uh, expense checks.
638
00:47:58,242 --> 00:47:59,903
Oh.
639
00:48:04,615 --> 00:48:08,245
I don't understand this deduction, $12.14.
640
00:48:08,418 --> 00:48:09,647
Yeah, it's on mine too.
641
00:48:09,820 --> 00:48:13,256
Well, it seems that two
trailing arbutus plants were destroyed...
642
00:48:13,423 --> 00:48:18,953
...when Miss Canford disposed of your
overnight bag out of the window, ha, ha.
643
00:48:21,598 --> 00:48:24,590
Oh, well, I'll pay for them.
I mean, it's only right.
644
00:48:24,768 --> 00:48:27,635
Oh, Miss Canford, that's very kind
and generous of you.
645
00:48:27,804 --> 00:48:32,264
But I daresay, Mr. Solo and Mr. Kuryakin
can afford it rather better than you.
646
00:48:32,442 --> 00:48:34,934
I mean, after all, a teacher's pay...
647
00:48:35,112 --> 00:48:37,843
That's true. And with that big dental bill.
648
00:48:38,015 --> 00:48:41,280
Yes, I meant to ask you about that.
How's your, uh, molar?
649
00:48:41,451 --> 00:48:46,287
Oh, it's all fixed now.
I don't hear a thing on my teeth anymore.
650
00:48:46,456 --> 00:48:49,517
- Except for, uh, one thing.
- What's that?
651
00:48:49,693 --> 00:48:53,061
Well, I don't whether this is the right thing
for a schoolteacher to admit...
652
00:48:53,230 --> 00:48:58,794
...but, uh, well, I seem to have developed
quite a taste for, uh...
653
00:49:00,504 --> 00:49:01,801
...rum cookies.
654
00:49:01,972 --> 00:49:03,633
Hmm.
655
00:49:59,262 --> 00:50:01,253
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