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Matt Shade!
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It is you.
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Stefani Tadson, huge fan,
reporter for> Flashback.
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Yeah, sure,
the sports lifestyle show.
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Yeah, where are they now?
They being you.
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And where are you? Clearly still
in hella great shape.
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Yeah, thanks.
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I swear I was just putting
together a reel the other day,
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and there's you playing against
Sacramento in the quarterfinals.
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You got your own rebound
off the goalpost
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to score the game winner.
It was legendary!
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Yeah. Well, you know your stuff.
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I don't want to ambush,
but I'd love to do
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a piece on you. You know what?
Don't say anything now,
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just take my card.
Call me later.
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Hey.
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Hello, it's Angela. Angie.
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I think we've met. Matthew.
Some people call me Matt.
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I haven't had coffee yet.
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What's up?
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A case for us. Supposed to meet
her at the St. Lucius Hospital.
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- OK. I'll pick you up.
- Cool! Yeah, cool!
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Coolio!
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I am about to blow your mind.
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Jujubes? Not just candy,
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my fruit guy told me - and yes,
before we continue,
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Something's off. I can sense it.
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Allergies?
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No. It's you and Shade.
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Did you guys have a fight?
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Was staying at his place
the worst? My. God.
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Did you accidentally
see each other naked?
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What? No. Everything's fine,
we are fine,
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and there's a very important case on the
docket that requires all of your attention.
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- Got it. What's the case?
- I have no idea.
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So earlier this morning,
two patrol cops found
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this guy in a park.
No I.D., no phone, no shoes.
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- Someone had a rough night.
- Or a really good one.
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Anyway, we have no idea
who he is, and neither does he.
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- Amnesia?
- It looks like that.
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Also, his fingerprints
aren't in the system.
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Um, we should talk
about the other night.
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Yeah...
Thank God for Don, right?
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Pretty much saved us
from making the worst decision
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of our lives. Am I right?
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Sure.
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Sir, no, no. You can't.
You can't get up.
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Mark?
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- Who's Mark?
- He's been mentioning
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that name a few times. This is
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Angie Everett and Matt Shade.
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Do you recognize either of them?
Only as humans.
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- It's funny.
- Have you two
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- ever seen this man before?
- No.
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- Never? Are you sure?
- We're sure we've never seen him, why?
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According to this, he knows you.
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Every body tells a story.
X-Ray show that,
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over the years, you've broken
nearly every bone in your body.
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Maybe he was a boxer.
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- Were you. A. Boxer?
- He lost
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his memory, not his hearing.
But that was kind of adorable.
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Over the past 24 hours,
he's suffered some bruising
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to his back and to his hips,
but it was head trauma that
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caused the retrograde amnesia.
Do you know when he'll get
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his memory back? Great question.
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Unfortunately, no way of
knowing when or to what extent.
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We'll do an MRI,
but if there's no brain damage,
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he'll be released in a day
or two. I'll check in later.
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That's Texas.
Is that where you're from?
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- You got me.
- So, this is his casefile
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and the only other piece
of evidence found on his person.
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What is that,
a paperclip bracelet?
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He was found here.
So, if you could
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figure out who this man is
and report back to me...
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- You're hiring us?
- No. I...
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You're doing this
out of the goodness
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of your hearts, pro bono.
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Pro-no-no. See?
We don't do free.
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Me neither.
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But in the last two months,
I have for license plates,
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I have for traffic footage,
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on addition to taking on
Maz's entire workload
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and a whole string
of thefts of my own
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that I am not even close
to solving,
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so pay up.
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- We'll take it.
- Thank you.
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Good luck.
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Hey, we're gonna need
to call you something.
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What about Tex?
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- I like it.
- Cool. Say cheese.
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Did you really need a souvenir?
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What? I'm sending it to Zoe,
so she can put it
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in the missing persons database,
and maybe we'll get a match.
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- That is a good idea.
- Why do you think
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Tex had our card on him?
Maybe he wanted to hire us.
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Which means
he could be in danger.
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Or was just trying to find out
if his wife was cheating on him.
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Wife? No. I didn't see a ring.
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Plus, he's got a sort of
single vibe, don't you think?
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Green Gully Park,
this is the place.
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Did you find anything yet?
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- Nada. You?
- No.
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Are you sure
we've got the right spot?
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I know how to read a map.
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It's over there.
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Wait. Shade, check it out.
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Paperclips?
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Yep, and there's more.
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- Mystery man 10 o'clock.
- Check out his shoes,
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- they're brand new.
- Shall we?
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Thieves! I saw you take my keys!
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We're not here
to steal anything.
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- We just have some questions.
- Sister, you're one of us.
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Are you from the future
or the past?
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The future.
And I brought a friend.
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Excellent! Step into my office.
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Now, tell me what you seek.
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- We're looking for this guy.
- The broken man.
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He tumbled down the hill.
Perhaps out of a portal.
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He had no key, so I traded.
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The paperclips for his shoes?
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- A fair trade.
- He came from up there?
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The buzzers and honkers
will spit you out.
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Here.
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Take this.
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Key to the portals,
so you can return to the future
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and the life you choose.
Here you go.
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- No, no, I couldn't.
- Fair trade for your help.
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Thank you, future man.
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Buzzers and honkers,
they'll spit you out?
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They'll spit you out.
And here I thought
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your poetry-slam days
were behind you.
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There's no crosswalks,
no sidewalks.
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I mean, what was
Tex even doing here?
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Yeah. Skid marks.
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And a traffic camera.
Call Danica, see
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if she can pull up the footage.
Alright.
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Matt Shade.
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That was quick.
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So was your message.
Man of few words.
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I like to get to the point.
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Care to prove that tonight?
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Yeah, we typically do
a couple of pre-interviews
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before we start putting
the show together. Are you game?
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Dinner's on me.
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If she can get footage
of the traffic coming
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from both directions.
Yeah. Tonight would be great.
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No, tonight's terrible,
we need this stuff now!
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- I'm interrupting.
- Yeah, I'm kind of in the middle of something.
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Why don't you send me a text,
we'll work it out, OK?
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OK. See you later. Ciao.
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Well, are we getting
the footage or not?
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That wasn't Danica.
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It was a reporter.
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She's interviewing me
for> Flashback, the TV show.
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You know, you don't have to lie,
it's OK if you're going on a date.
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No, it's not a date.
Fans wanna know
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where I've been all these years,
where I'm going.
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- You're going somewhere?
- Where I am,
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- what I'm doing now.
- OK.
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I'm gonna go visit Tex, and I'm
gonna talk him through what we found.
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You go to the cop shop and see
if Danica can dig up footage.
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- Alright. I'll give you a ride.
- No. Don't worry about it.
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It's out of your way.
I'll take a cab.
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There he is.
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What are you waiting for?
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Angie? Isn't...
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Don't you two always
roll together?
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Isn't she like the Batman
to your Robin?
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Or the Tegan to your Sara?
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Or the Virtue to your Moir?
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OK, first of all,
I'm Batman, OK? Me.
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Secondly, we're not
joined at the hip.
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OK.
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- My God!
- Wow!
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Well, that explains
the injuries.
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There's a special place in Hell
for people who hit and run.
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OK, I got a clear shot
at the license plate.
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- I'm gonna run it.
- I'm gonna text the photo
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of that woman to Angie,
see if Tex recognizes her.
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I was being chased.
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I wonder if I know her.
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If you do, I would
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consider making new friends.
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What's this?
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"5 of diamonds, 54, song bowl."
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I've been writing down
anything that pops into my head.
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It's mostly gibberish.
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"Brown-eyed girl," someone you know?
Maybe that's you.
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At least we know you're a flirt.
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Hey.
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Yeah, sure, I'm on my way.
Talk to you later.
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Yeah.
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You won't tell
my parents, will you?
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They'll kill me if they know
I borrowed their car
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to pick up Trish.
But she's so dramatic.
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Like, if we didn't get in
on the university's
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scavenger hunt,
we'd be ruined, right?
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I have a whole new appreciation
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for Jules right now.
The emotions just keep coming.
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I'm super freaking out.
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Well, you did hit
someone with your car.
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Am I going to jail?!
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Could you just tell us
what happened?
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Yeah. I want to preface this
by saying
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I was for sure
going the speed limit, OK?
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OK. Super OK.
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So I'm driving,
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and something just runs out
in front of me.
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And I think it's a deer or
something. It's so fast, right?
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So I get out of the car,
and I see that it's this guy.
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And he's tough and scowly.
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But also super cute,
which is confusing, right?
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But then I see it, and I'm like,
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"Nope." So I get
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in my car and drive off.
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"See it"? What did you see?
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The gun!
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Driver of the car
was pretty clear.
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A hysterical 20-year-old
who just got in a hit and run
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isn't exactly
a reliable witness.
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If the gun is here, we can
run it through ballistics,
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see if it's been used
in any crimes,
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maybe find out who Tex is.
Why crimes?
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- That's what criminals do.
- You think Tex is a criminal?
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- Ooh, if the gun fits...
- He could be a cop.
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- His prints would be on file.
- Yeah, the same place they'd be if he was a criminal.
228
00:12:28,866 --> 00:12:32,200
He said he was being chased. Maybe
because he was doing something illegal.
229
00:12:32,202 --> 00:12:34,903
- Like what?
- I don't know. Robbing,
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- stealing, stalking.
- OK, fine,
231
00:12:37,491 --> 00:12:39,524
so let's say
he might be a criminal.
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00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:41,966
- That is what I've been saying.
- Why are you getting so mad?
233
00:12:41,990 --> 00:12:44,579
I'm not getting mad.
234
00:12:44,581 --> 00:12:47,299
Hey, Zoe. What do you got?
235
00:12:47,301 --> 00:12:50,418
I don't want to call myself
a genius, but I was staring
236
00:12:50,420 --> 00:12:53,338
at Tex's list of words,
and I started thinking,
237
00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:55,540
"What the heck-a-doodle
is the five of diamonds?"
238
00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:57,726
So I started digging,
and I found a bar
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00:12:57,728 --> 00:12:59,728
called the Five of Diamonds.
240
00:12:59,730 --> 00:13:01,897
Well, a lot of thought
went into that one?
241
00:13:01,899 --> 00:13:04,180
How do we know that the words
Tex wrote refers to a bar?
242
00:13:06,153 --> 00:13:09,521
With the Five of Diamonds, and I got
a hit on the bar's Ameechee page.
243
00:13:09,523 --> 00:13:11,823
Sent you the address.
244
00:13:11,825 --> 00:13:14,826
Got it.
245
00:13:18,866 --> 00:13:21,500
- You were saying?
- Let's go.
246
00:13:28,926 --> 00:13:31,042
Ooh, I like this place.
247
00:13:33,931 --> 00:13:36,548
Hey, can I get you something?
248
00:13:36,550 --> 00:13:38,800
We're looking for
some answers. You know this guy?
249
00:13:38,802 --> 00:13:40,936
Who's asking?
250
00:13:40,938 --> 00:13:42,971
You're looking at him.
251
00:13:42,973 --> 00:13:45,106
- Who's he to you?
- Let's just say we're friends.
252
00:13:45,108 --> 00:13:48,560
- No. Never seen him.
- Can we speak to the manager?
253
00:13:48,562 --> 00:13:50,862
You just did, honey.
254
00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:52,898
And if you want to talk
to the owner, same guy.
255
00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:55,951
Alright. Do you mind if we show
this picture to some customers?
256
00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:59,287
Look, people come here
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00:13:59,289 --> 00:14:01,740
to drink and relax,
258
00:14:01,742 --> 00:14:03,708
not to be hassled
by two strangers
259
00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:05,744
nosing their way in,
starting to ask questions.
260
00:14:08,465 --> 00:14:10,415
Guess that's a no.
261
00:14:17,841 --> 00:14:19,891
He definitely knows Tex.
262
00:14:19,893 --> 00:14:21,843
He's probably
calling him right now.
263
00:14:21,845 --> 00:14:23,511
On the phone we don't have.
264
00:14:23,513 --> 00:14:26,231
Probably a burner anyway.
How do you figure?
265
00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:28,233
Seedy bar, defensive bartender,
266
00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:30,852
not to mention gun.
You're being biased.
267
00:14:30,854 --> 00:14:32,904
In my opinion,
we do not have all the facts.
268
00:14:32,906 --> 00:14:34,739
Maybe our bartender
will make a move.
269
00:14:37,945 --> 00:14:40,579
What does your unbiased
opinion say about that?
270
00:14:49,456 --> 00:14:52,674
Hey, it's Colin. Are you in?
271
00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:16,781
OK, rationale
for breaking in, go.
272
00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:18,700
We've been hired
to find out who Tex is,
273
00:15:18,702 --> 00:15:20,702
and this might be his apartment.
274
00:15:20,704 --> 00:15:23,455
- We know there's no one inside.
- You know how to pick a lock.
275
00:15:37,721 --> 00:15:40,388
Well, it's a little sparse
for my taste.
276
00:15:40,390 --> 00:15:42,140
You think?
277
00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:44,643
"Two people came by looking
for you. I got descriptions."
278
00:15:44,645 --> 00:15:46,645
Definitely Tex's apartment.
279
00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:58,857
OK... Guess he's looking
for someone.
280
00:15:58,859 --> 00:16:01,860
Got a file here for "Green."
281
00:16:01,862 --> 00:16:04,529
Empty.
282
00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:07,615
I've got brass knuckles,
fake badges.
283
00:16:07,617 --> 00:16:09,668
Both of which scream
upstanding citizen.
284
00:16:09,670 --> 00:16:12,370
- OK, you win.
- Hey, maybe
285
00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:14,452
he's someone good who got
caught up in something bad.
286
00:16:14,476 --> 00:16:16,624
You don't need to make me
feel better about him.
287
00:16:16,626 --> 00:16:18,960
I don't think I could. Saw
the way you looked at the guy.
288
00:16:20,263 --> 00:16:21,846
- Potted plant.
- So?
289
00:16:21,848 --> 00:16:24,632
You see any other decorating
touches around this place?
290
00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:28,520
I'll check
the last number he dialed.
291
00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:36,277
Last number
dialed, 416-555-0184.
292
00:16:40,317 --> 00:16:44,119
Hey, boss. How's Sexy Texy?
293
00:16:44,121 --> 00:16:47,038
- What did I say about nicknames?
- My talents are wasted on you.
294
00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:50,709
Can you do a reverse lookup?
416-555-0184.
295
00:16:50,711 --> 00:16:52,744
OK. Hold on a sec.
296
00:16:56,299 --> 00:16:58,166
Hey, are you ready for this?
297
00:16:58,168 --> 00:17:00,168
Think I found a name
for our friend Tex.
298
00:17:00,170 --> 00:17:01,920
- Anthony Brown.
- Really?
299
00:17:01,922 --> 00:17:04,672
Never took him for a Tony.
No, you don't like that?
300
00:17:04,674 --> 00:17:06,558
How about Carter Smith?
301
00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:09,060
Lars Andersen? Ooh,
302
00:17:09,062 --> 00:17:10,979
Marty McDonner!
303
00:17:10,981 --> 00:17:14,566
What the... He's got
a half-dozen identities here.
304
00:17:14,568 --> 00:17:16,601
All top quality too,
professional.
305
00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:19,963
Just when you think you don't know someone,
you find out you really don't know them.
306
00:17:19,987 --> 00:17:22,073
- Who is this guy?
- Spy?
307
00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:24,075
Hitman? The real Jason Bourne?
308
00:17:26,530 --> 00:17:28,580
A Mark Green.
I'll text you his details.
309
00:17:28,582 --> 00:17:30,248
I'll call you back.
310
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:33,151
OK, first time we meet Tex,
he thinks you're a guy
311
00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:36,204
named Mark and here we find
a file named Green.
312
00:17:36,206 --> 00:17:39,424
And knowing what we know about Tex
now, this Mark could be anyone.
313
00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:41,292
- Partner? Rival?
- Or a target.
314
00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:43,428
- I think we should call Danica.
- And say what?
315
00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:46,798
- You got a better idea?
- Yeah.
316
00:17:49,936 --> 00:17:51,970
- Mark Green?
- Yes.
317
00:17:51,972 --> 00:17:54,556
This is my wife Candice.
318
00:17:54,558 --> 00:17:56,191
- Take a seat.
- OK.
319
00:17:56,193 --> 00:17:59,277
What's this all about?
We know what you tried to do.
320
00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:01,896
We have proof.
What are they talking about?
321
00:18:01,898 --> 00:18:04,816
- I have no idea.
- We're talking about him.
322
00:18:04,818 --> 00:18:06,951
That's Ethan.
323
00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:09,120
He's in the hospital.
Is he... is he OK?
324
00:18:09,122 --> 00:18:11,206
Is he a friend? Family?
325
00:18:11,208 --> 00:18:13,825
No. He's
our private investigator.
326
00:18:19,274 --> 00:18:21,525
- Ethan Clarkson?
- Technically, it's
327
00:18:21,527 --> 00:18:24,811
Texas Ethan Clarkson.
Hey, you guessed my name.
328
00:18:24,813 --> 00:18:28,115
Well, you do have a tattoo of Texas,
it wasn't that much of a stretch.
329
00:18:28,117 --> 00:18:30,567
You own your own firm -
330
00:18:30,569 --> 00:18:33,153
T.C. Investigative Solutions.
331
00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:35,405
And Mark hired you
to find a stolen sketch.
332
00:18:35,407 --> 00:18:36,990
An original Egon Schiele.
333
00:18:36,992 --> 00:18:39,159
You have the picture.
334
00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:42,162
Geez, I'm such a clod!
335
00:18:42,164 --> 00:18:44,498
Thank you. Just shove it in.
336
00:18:47,970 --> 00:18:51,388
It was a wedding gift
from our families.
337
00:18:51,390 --> 00:18:53,256
At last appraisal,
338
00:18:53,258 --> 00:18:55,842
it was worth nearly $500,000.
Wow!
339
00:18:55,844 --> 00:18:58,145
So you called the police?
340
00:18:58,147 --> 00:19:01,481
They've had a few art thefts
recently. They said
341
00:19:01,483 --> 00:19:03,883
something like this gets sold
on the black market right away.
342
00:19:03,907 --> 00:19:05,519
It's probably gone forever.
343
00:19:05,521 --> 00:19:07,521
Maybe not.
344
00:19:07,523 --> 00:19:09,489
Tex may have been onto
something. There's gotta be
345
00:19:09,491 --> 00:19:12,809
a reason he was on Valley Road.
"Valley Road"?
346
00:19:12,811 --> 00:19:14,828
It's where
Intimate Intentions is.
347
00:19:14,830 --> 00:19:16,580
- What's that?
- It's a retreat.
348
00:19:16,582 --> 00:19:19,366
Candice and I have been
going there for a year
349
00:19:19,368 --> 00:19:22,485
to, recharge.
350
00:19:22,487 --> 00:19:24,504
We haven't been
in about three months.
351
00:19:24,506 --> 00:19:26,623
Anyone there know
that you own that sketch?
352
00:19:26,625 --> 00:19:29,676
Doctor Lisa is a collector.
353
00:19:29,678 --> 00:19:32,045
- Doctor?
- Intimate Intentions is
354
00:19:32,047 --> 00:19:34,631
a very special place.
355
00:19:34,633 --> 00:19:37,184
It's been a lifesaver for us.
356
00:19:39,138 --> 00:19:41,171
OK, I just texted
Danica about the sketch.
357
00:19:41,173 --> 00:19:44,333
I figured it might have something to do
with the string of thefts she mentioned.
358
00:19:44,357 --> 00:19:46,991
Good call.
359
00:19:56,788 --> 00:20:00,407
"Intimate Intentions," it's
a little on the nose, isn't it?
360
00:20:00,409 --> 00:20:02,409
It's a little on something.
361
00:20:02,411 --> 00:20:05,078
- Let's just make this quick.
- That's what he said.
362
00:20:12,804 --> 00:20:15,255
Welcome to Intimate Intentions.
363
00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:17,257
We'd like to speak to Dr. Lisa.
364
00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:19,092
She's fully booked today.
365
00:20:19,094 --> 00:20:21,494
Is there any other way I can
make your day more sex positive?
366
00:20:21,518 --> 00:20:24,147
No, we're good.
367
00:20:24,149 --> 00:20:27,434
- OK.
- How can you say that, Matthew?
368
00:20:27,436 --> 00:20:29,736
When are you gonna start
being honest with yourself?
369
00:20:29,738 --> 00:20:32,439
With me, for once?
370
00:20:32,441 --> 00:20:35,275
- I'm... sorry.
- Do you need a tissue?
371
00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:38,111
No! What we need is help!
We need a miracle!
372
00:20:38,113 --> 00:20:40,914
We need Dr. Lisa!
373
00:20:40,916 --> 00:20:43,200
I can't breathe.
Let me see what I can do.
374
00:20:43,202 --> 00:20:45,835
- Help me.
- Yeah, yeah.
375
00:20:49,258 --> 00:20:51,875
So this is
an emergency appointment,
376
00:20:51,877 --> 00:20:53,877
so let's just jump right in.
377
00:20:53,879 --> 00:20:55,879
How long have you two
been together?
378
00:20:55,881 --> 00:20:57,881
- Two years.
- Three years.
379
00:20:57,883 --> 00:21:01,051
OK... And how's your sex life?
380
00:21:04,856 --> 00:21:07,757
OK, we've struck a nerve.
381
00:21:07,759 --> 00:21:10,477
You can talk freely.
What's this about?
382
00:21:10,479 --> 00:21:13,863
Matthew, you first.
383
00:21:13,865 --> 00:21:17,400
Well...
384
00:21:17,402 --> 00:21:19,736
what it's been about,
385
00:21:19,738 --> 00:21:22,239
for a while,
386
00:21:22,241 --> 00:21:25,208
is... whether or not
387
00:21:25,210 --> 00:21:27,294
we should...
388
00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:30,880
get one of those.
389
00:21:30,882 --> 00:21:33,083
A sex swing?
390
00:21:33,085 --> 00:21:35,919
They can be liberating,
391
00:21:35,921 --> 00:21:37,971
but intimidating.
392
00:21:37,973 --> 00:21:40,340
Let's talk about what it means
for you to have one.
393
00:21:40,342 --> 00:21:43,176
I, I don't really think.
394
00:21:43,178 --> 00:21:45,312
Mr. Inflexible over here
could handle it.
395
00:21:45,314 --> 00:21:47,731
- Stretching could help.
- No,
396
00:21:47,733 --> 00:21:50,684
I'm talking about anything new.
Change is not his thing.
397
00:21:50,686 --> 00:21:53,019
Since when is change
not my thing?
398
00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:55,905
Don't you remember
"Meat-free Mondays" experiments?
399
00:21:55,907 --> 00:21:58,158
Threw off his whole week.
I know what I want,
400
00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:01,578
and I go for it. You, one minute you're
into the swing; Next minute, not at all.
401
00:22:01,580 --> 00:22:03,500
Well, it takes me a while
to figure things out.
402
00:22:03,502 --> 00:22:05,422
The swing's a big deal,
I wanna be sure about it.
403
00:22:05,446 --> 00:22:06,866
Let's try an exercise.
404
00:22:06,868 --> 00:22:09,286
Thinking in context
of the swing,
405
00:22:09,288 --> 00:22:11,371
why don't you tell each other
why you're afraid?
406
00:22:11,373 --> 00:22:14,207
And use the phrase "I am afraid".
407
00:22:21,133 --> 00:22:23,717
I am afraid
408
00:22:23,719 --> 00:22:26,853
that if we... get the swing,
409
00:22:26,855 --> 00:22:29,856
then everything in our lives
will be about the swing.
410
00:22:29,858 --> 00:22:31,775
There will be
all these expectations,
411
00:22:31,777 --> 00:22:33,777
and the pressure
will be too much.
412
00:22:33,779 --> 00:22:36,279
Good. Now, Matthew,
413
00:22:36,281 --> 00:22:39,616
tell Angela why you're nervous
about getting a swing.
414
00:22:41,570 --> 00:22:43,703
I am afraid
415
00:22:43,705 --> 00:22:47,157
that I'll screw it up.
416
00:22:47,159 --> 00:22:49,576
I've had swings before,
417
00:22:49,578 --> 00:22:51,628
and I always seem to break them.
418
00:22:51,630 --> 00:22:54,381
So you're assuming
that you'd break
419
00:22:54,383 --> 00:22:56,383
the swing? Holy arrogance!
420
00:22:56,385 --> 00:22:59,886
You won't even talk about the swing.
So where does that leave me?
421
00:22:59,888 --> 00:23:01,808
I'm not gonna wait around
to get a swing forever.
422
00:23:04,226 --> 00:23:07,143
- I think we've gone off course.
- Could I get a glass
423
00:23:07,145 --> 00:23:09,185
of water, please? I think
I just... I need a moment.
424
00:23:16,071 --> 00:23:18,738
- Angie...
- Just cover the door.
425
00:23:18,740 --> 00:23:20,774
I'm gonna check her schedule.
426
00:23:23,612 --> 00:23:27,030
I really think
427
00:23:27,032 --> 00:23:29,699
we need to talk about this.
I think we just did.
428
00:23:32,254 --> 00:23:35,872
It's a dead end anyway. She was in Chicago
the same week the sketch was stolen.
429
00:23:43,382 --> 00:23:45,632
We're out of time,
430
00:23:45,634 --> 00:23:48,418
but I think we should put
something in the books.
431
00:23:48,420 --> 00:23:51,354
You both have
a lot more to talk about.
432
00:24:03,268 --> 00:24:06,119
Shhh! Do you hear that?
That ringing sound?
433
00:24:06,121 --> 00:24:08,488
No, it's a singing sound.
Song bowls,
434
00:24:08,490 --> 00:24:11,958
it was on Tex's list.
435
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:14,744
Reaching forward,
436
00:24:14,746 --> 00:24:17,630
letting those hips sink
into the ground.
437
00:24:17,632 --> 00:24:19,833
We are in the right place.
438
00:24:19,835 --> 00:24:22,001
Letting in that breath deep.
439
00:24:22,003 --> 00:24:23,753
Hello?
440
00:24:23,755 --> 00:24:26,473
Yeah, sure, we got it.
441
00:24:26,475 --> 00:24:29,476
OK. That was Danica.
Tex is being
442
00:24:29,478 --> 00:24:31,478
released from the hospital;
We can pick him up.
443
00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:33,980
I can't, I got that interview
444
00:24:33,982 --> 00:24:36,149
with that> Flashback reporter.
Right.
445
00:24:36,151 --> 00:24:38,151
- I could cancel.
- No, no, no.
446
00:24:38,153 --> 00:24:41,154
I can handle Tex. You go.
Be interviewed. Have fun.
447
00:24:47,279 --> 00:24:50,163
This is cute.
448
00:24:50,165 --> 00:24:52,916
My dad owns it.
It's kind of my go-to.
449
00:24:52,918 --> 00:24:55,818
Let's start
with your new career.
450
00:24:55,820 --> 00:24:57,003
What drew you to the PI life?
451
00:24:57,005 --> 00:24:59,339
OK. Well, it was
452
00:24:59,341 --> 00:25:01,374
a young hockey prospect
that I'd scouted
453
00:25:01,376 --> 00:25:03,326
who I was hoping
would get drafted.
454
00:25:03,328 --> 00:25:05,261
His career was being sabotaged.
455
00:25:05,263 --> 00:25:08,715
I was investigating it,
and that's when I met Angie.
456
00:25:08,717 --> 00:25:11,384
Everett. Owner
of the Everett Agency. OK.
457
00:25:11,386 --> 00:25:13,436
Now, did you and Angie
hit it off immediately?
458
00:25:13,438 --> 00:25:15,305
No. Not at all.
459
00:25:15,307 --> 00:25:17,474
In fact, she warned,
460
00:25:17,476 --> 00:25:19,526
threatened, demanded
that I back off.
461
00:25:19,528 --> 00:25:22,695
So you pursued her then?
Professionally, I mean.
462
00:25:22,697 --> 00:25:25,365
Well, when I see
something I want, I go after it.
463
00:25:25,367 --> 00:25:28,902
OK. So you and Angie, what
makes you two such a great team?
464
00:25:31,356 --> 00:25:33,356
We're honest with each other,
465
00:25:33,358 --> 00:25:36,326
and she's smart, funny,
easy to be around.
466
00:25:36,328 --> 00:25:39,245
- Like a match made in heaven.
- Haha! Yeah, you'd think, wouldn't you?
467
00:25:39,247 --> 00:25:42,665
- What do you mean?
- Nothing.
468
00:25:42,667 --> 00:25:46,219
Haha! You know, let's...
let's just go all the way back
469
00:25:46,221 --> 00:25:49,038
to a young hockey player
barely out of his teens
470
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:51,424
first hitting the big leagues.
Day one, tell me about it.
471
00:25:53,011 --> 00:25:55,428
OK, it says here
472
00:25:55,430 --> 00:25:57,347
that you help locate sculptures
473
00:25:57,349 --> 00:26:00,216
ancient texts, a Fabergé egg.
474
00:26:00,218 --> 00:26:02,718
You specialize
in lost and stolen art,
475
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:06,022
which explains
all your fake identities.
476
00:26:06,024 --> 00:26:09,359
Look, you also live
on the West Coast.
477
00:26:09,361 --> 00:26:11,361
- "Seattle."
- I've heard it's beautiful.
478
00:26:11,363 --> 00:26:13,363
- Do you kayak?
- No.
479
00:26:13,365 --> 00:26:15,748
'Cause I do. Once with whales.
480
00:26:15,750 --> 00:26:17,950
This is working. Things are
starting to come back to me.
481
00:26:17,974 --> 00:26:20,036
I told you we'd find
stuff on the Web.
482
00:26:20,038 --> 00:26:23,540
- You're a genius. More.
- Alright...
483
00:26:23,542 --> 00:26:25,675
Wow!
484
00:26:25,677 --> 00:26:27,677
You were a cop.
485
00:26:27,679 --> 00:26:30,713
I remember drugs...
486
00:26:30,715 --> 00:26:33,132
Was I a dirty cop?
No. No, no, no, no.
487
00:26:33,134 --> 00:26:35,518
Undercover.
You were instrumental
488
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:37,554
in bringing down
a major drug ring.
489
00:26:37,556 --> 00:26:39,922
And that's why your fingerprints
were never on file.
490
00:26:39,924 --> 00:26:41,975
I lived in Colombia.
491
00:26:41,977 --> 00:26:44,060
Damn, this article
blew my cover,
492
00:26:44,062 --> 00:26:47,730
it killed my whole career.
But it made Britney happy.
493
00:26:47,732 --> 00:26:50,817
- Britney?
- My little sister.
494
00:26:52,871 --> 00:26:54,871
Hey, you know what?
495
00:26:54,873 --> 00:26:57,907
I just remembered
something else.
496
00:26:57,909 --> 00:26:59,909
I'm single.
497
00:27:04,049 --> 00:27:06,132
Refill?
498
00:27:08,887 --> 00:27:11,287
You know, this is not fair.
You know so much about me,
499
00:27:11,289 --> 00:27:13,306
and I really know
nothing about you.
500
00:27:13,308 --> 00:27:15,892
I'm pretty basic.
501
00:27:18,513 --> 00:27:20,563
Let's see. Let's see
502
00:27:20,565 --> 00:27:23,399
if I'm as good a detective
as the Internet says.
503
00:27:23,401 --> 00:27:25,768
OK. Shoot.
504
00:27:25,770 --> 00:27:28,321
Judging by the placement
of your father's
505
00:27:28,323 --> 00:27:30,990
mementoes, says you two had
506
00:27:30,992 --> 00:27:33,526
a pretty strong bond,
507
00:27:33,528 --> 00:27:36,362
but the crumpled sticky on your
fridge reminding you to call Mom
508
00:27:36,364 --> 00:27:40,283
speaks to...
a strained relationship.
509
00:27:40,285 --> 00:27:43,703
Batch of melatonin on
the counter speaks to insomnia.
510
00:27:43,705 --> 00:27:46,956
And the fact that you have
old Everett Agency letterhead
511
00:27:46,958 --> 00:27:48,925
floating around,
512
00:27:48,927 --> 00:27:51,344
that means you haven't had
a partner for very long.
513
00:27:51,346 --> 00:27:53,212
Aren't you just
a regular Cumberbatch.
514
00:27:53,214 --> 00:27:56,849
And you're also smart,
witty, a little clumsy.
515
00:27:56,851 --> 00:28:00,053
- And you got that from...?
- Watching you.
516
00:28:00,055 --> 00:28:02,939
Not in a creepy way.
517
00:28:05,226 --> 00:28:08,010
And now, I bet I can guess
518
00:28:08,012 --> 00:28:10,813
what you do
when you can't sleep.
519
00:28:13,201 --> 00:28:14,534
Research.
520
00:28:31,704 --> 00:28:34,705
- Good morning!
- Hey!
521
00:28:34,707 --> 00:28:36,707
Someone engine's
running this morning.
522
00:28:36,709 --> 00:28:39,293
- Ask me how my night was.
- Pretend I just did.
523
00:28:39,295 --> 00:28:40,845
Fabulous!
524
00:28:40,847 --> 00:28:44,515
- Hey, Shade.
- Hey.
525
00:28:44,517 --> 00:28:46,600
Angie, toothbrush?
526
00:28:46,602 --> 00:28:48,436
Bottom left drawer.
527
00:28:48,438 --> 00:28:50,805
Got it.
528
00:28:50,807 --> 00:28:53,140
So, Tex spent the night?
529
00:28:53,142 --> 00:28:56,360
No. Yes, but not like that.
530
00:28:56,362 --> 00:28:58,562
We got caught up doing research.
Is that what the kids
531
00:28:58,586 --> 00:29:01,282
are calling it these days?
Check it out.
532
00:29:01,284 --> 00:29:04,318
Mark and Candice used to go
to Intimate Intentions, right?
533
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:06,120
Turns out they took yoga
534
00:29:06,122 --> 00:29:09,073
from Mateo Navarro.
I think he's scamming them.
535
00:29:09,075 --> 00:29:11,375
- Based on what?
- Before he was
536
00:29:11,377 --> 00:29:13,377
a yoga instructor,
he was getting his Masters
537
00:29:13,379 --> 00:29:16,964
in 20th century European art,
which of course includes...
538
00:29:16,966 --> 00:29:20,468
The stolen sketch
that Tex was hired to find.
539
00:29:24,807 --> 00:29:28,058
Zoe just texted. Her and Tex are
on their way over to his apartment.
540
00:29:28,060 --> 00:29:30,511
Hopefully, they find
some clues in there.
541
00:29:32,982 --> 00:29:36,350
- You certainly look the part.
- I've done yoga before.
542
00:29:36,352 --> 00:29:38,319
Really?
543
00:29:38,321 --> 00:29:41,522
OK, fine. The mat's Zoe's.
I'll see you after class,
544
00:29:41,524 --> 00:29:43,240
and be careful.
545
00:29:43,242 --> 00:29:45,409
Yeah. I'm just gonna
poke around Mateo's office.
546
00:29:45,411 --> 00:29:48,028
Child's play. Angie...
547
00:29:49,582 --> 00:29:51,165
Namaste.
548
00:29:53,369 --> 00:29:55,252
Knees bent
549
00:29:55,254 --> 00:29:58,038
as we sweep the arms overhead.
550
00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:00,541
Draw in the belly.
551
00:30:02,628 --> 00:30:05,846
And sink into the hips.
552
00:30:05,848 --> 00:30:08,382
Remember, our hips
are the centre
553
00:30:08,384 --> 00:30:10,918
of our sexuality.
554
00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:13,754
Yeah, you're very tight.
Geez, buy a girl
555
00:30:13,756 --> 00:30:16,557
- a drink first.
- Better.
556
00:30:16,559 --> 00:30:19,527
Do you feel that?
It's vaguely familiar.
557
00:30:19,529 --> 00:30:22,930
Yeah. The hips
are opening, lubricating.
558
00:30:22,932 --> 00:30:25,032
The name that comes
to mind is...?
559
00:30:25,034 --> 00:30:28,702
I'm gonna say Gavin. I don't
really know, it's been a while.
560
00:30:28,704 --> 00:30:31,789
Psoas. Our hip-flexors.
561
00:30:31,791 --> 00:30:33,407
Haha!
562
00:30:34,911 --> 00:30:37,044
Of course.
563
00:31:03,489 --> 00:31:06,273
You realize that a person's space
is a reflection of their mind?
564
00:31:06,275 --> 00:31:08,809
Yeah. We're in trouble then.
565
00:31:08,811 --> 00:31:11,612
Well, first thing on my radar:
Your phone.
566
00:31:11,614 --> 00:31:13,480
Which I don't keep
in my computer.
567
00:31:13,482 --> 00:31:15,449
No. But if you're smart,
568
00:31:15,451 --> 00:31:19,119
and I suspect you are, tall,
good looking, funny, first born,
569
00:31:19,121 --> 00:31:21,088
all scientifically proven signs,
570
00:31:21,090 --> 00:31:24,458
then you will have downloaded an
online tracker for your phone.
571
00:31:24,460 --> 00:31:27,711
- You're a little weird.
- Angie says the exact same thing.
572
00:31:27,713 --> 00:31:30,330
If someone was one of a kind,
my grandmother would say
573
00:31:30,332 --> 00:31:32,299
they were a "One."
574
00:31:32,301 --> 00:31:35,052
Angie's a "One."
Matt Shade's a lucky man.
575
00:31:35,054 --> 00:31:37,771
Shade? No, no, no, no.
She and Shade are
576
00:31:37,773 --> 00:31:40,107
just business partners.
So she's single?
577
00:31:40,109 --> 00:31:42,476
Embarrassingly so.
578
00:31:42,478 --> 00:31:44,528
Yet don't tell her I said that.
579
00:31:51,070 --> 00:31:52,987
- What?
- Your phone,
580
00:31:52,989 --> 00:31:56,206
you're never gonna
guess where it is.
581
00:31:57,693 --> 00:32:01,495
You mean in this very office
where I'm standing right now?
582
00:32:04,500 --> 00:32:06,660
I should be able to get you
there within a foot or two.
583
00:32:06,684 --> 00:32:10,152
Ready? Turn left.
584
00:32:11,557 --> 00:32:14,008
Wait. Did you go
to your left or my left?
585
00:32:14,010 --> 00:32:17,177
- My left.
- Yeah. OK, turn right.
586
00:32:20,433 --> 00:32:23,567
Alright, I'm standing
in front of a big cabinet.
587
00:32:26,606 --> 00:32:28,906
Alright. Down. Your down.
588
00:32:28,908 --> 00:32:31,992
Zoe, down is down.
589
00:32:31,994 --> 00:32:33,894
Alright.
590
00:32:33,896 --> 00:32:35,996
It's locked. Hold on a sec.
591
00:32:40,286 --> 00:32:42,369
Mateo, this is your office?
592
00:32:42,371 --> 00:32:44,672
- Crap!
- Couldn't find it.
593
00:32:51,681 --> 00:32:54,548
You were a bad influence
in there.
594
00:32:54,550 --> 00:32:57,768
I am so sorry. Next time,
I will focus on my breathing
595
00:32:57,770 --> 00:33:00,020
or these beautiful paintings.
596
00:33:00,022 --> 00:33:03,807
- Sadly, they're only prints.
- Well, you know,
597
00:33:03,809 --> 00:33:06,694
there's nothing
like the real thing.
598
00:33:06,696 --> 00:33:10,230
That's so true.
Do you... own a real thing?
599
00:33:10,232 --> 00:33:12,265
My family has a small collection
600
00:33:12,267 --> 00:33:14,234
but they're mostly
just sketches.
601
00:33:14,236 --> 00:33:16,316
I always find the sketches
more interesting though.
602
00:33:16,340 --> 00:33:18,539
The raw, sudden expression
of an artist,
603
00:33:18,541 --> 00:33:20,541
it's... it's breathtaking.
604
00:33:20,543 --> 00:33:22,076
Exactly.
605
00:33:22,078 --> 00:33:24,461
And between you and me,
it's much more affordable.
606
00:33:24,463 --> 00:33:27,381
I mean we're talking hundreds
of thousands versus millions.
607
00:33:27,383 --> 00:33:29,333
I'm sorry,
what was your name again?
608
00:33:29,335 --> 00:33:31,502
Paloma.
609
00:33:31,504 --> 00:33:33,587
"Paloma." Pleasure.
610
00:33:33,589 --> 00:33:36,056
I heard you have
an indoor yoga studio;
611
00:33:36,058 --> 00:33:38,642
I would love to see it.
Sure. Anything for you.
612
00:33:38,644 --> 00:33:40,844
By the way,
613
00:33:40,846 --> 00:33:43,397
has anyone ever told you
you have beautiful form?
614
00:33:43,399 --> 00:33:45,232
No, actually.
615
00:33:45,234 --> 00:33:46,984
Do tell.
616
00:33:51,306 --> 00:33:53,273
Alright, Zoe. All clear.
617
00:33:53,275 --> 00:33:55,075
Did you hear that guy
macking on Angie?
618
00:33:55,077 --> 00:33:57,194
Didn't it just make you
wanna punch him in the Jimmy?
619
00:33:57,196 --> 00:34:00,447
Zoe, men don't punch
other men in the Jimmy!
620
00:34:00,449 --> 00:34:03,150
Forget it. Look,
621
00:34:03,152 --> 00:34:04,251
just give me a second.
622
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:11,458
Um!
623
00:34:24,190 --> 00:34:27,141
Zoe, please tell me
you have Tex's passcode.
624
00:34:27,143 --> 00:34:29,893
Yeah. It's 0411,
his mother's birthday.
625
00:34:29,895 --> 00:34:32,613
Isn't that just so sweet?
Yeah, the sweetest.
626
00:34:35,534 --> 00:34:37,317
Got you.
627
00:34:39,288 --> 00:34:41,655
Well, I think
we were right about Mateo.
628
00:34:41,657 --> 00:34:43,791
He went full Casanova on me.
629
00:34:43,793 --> 00:34:45,793
He's not the only one.
630
00:34:45,795 --> 00:34:48,195
I found Tex's phone,
631
00:34:48,197 --> 00:34:50,214
and you'll never guess
who's on it.
632
00:34:50,216 --> 00:34:51,799
Candice Green?!
633
00:34:51,801 --> 00:34:54,718
I wonder what
that yoga position's called.
634
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:04,537
OK. I'm running his name now.
635
00:35:04,539 --> 00:35:06,789
Walk me through what we know.
636
00:35:06,791 --> 00:35:09,775
Candice and Mark go
to Intimate Intentions
637
00:35:09,777 --> 00:35:11,961
for relation therapy, yoga,
blah blah blah.
638
00:35:11,963 --> 00:35:14,463
Mateo discovers
they have an original sketch
639
00:35:14,465 --> 00:35:16,949
ripe for the picking.
Mateo seduces Candice
640
00:35:16,951 --> 00:35:19,135
who secretly keeps going
to Intimate Intentions
641
00:35:19,137 --> 00:35:21,670
after Mark pulls out,
so to speak.
642
00:35:21,672 --> 00:35:24,123
Mateo steals the sketch.
643
00:35:26,260 --> 00:35:29,145
They catch me catch them,
and bam.
644
00:35:29,147 --> 00:35:31,814
Mateo chases Tex, sees him
645
00:35:31,816 --> 00:35:33,816
get hit, steals his phone.
646
00:35:33,818 --> 00:35:36,058
Now, Candice knows all this,
but she can't say anything
647
00:35:36,082 --> 00:35:37,653
or she'd have to admit
to the affair.
648
00:35:37,655 --> 00:35:40,272
So we just need Mateo
to lead us to the artwork.
649
00:35:40,274 --> 00:35:43,659
- Except...
- Except what?
650
00:35:43,661 --> 00:35:45,501
Mateo and Candice
are still sleeping together
651
00:35:45,525 --> 00:35:47,113
after the sketch
is stolen. That's when
652
00:35:47,115 --> 00:35:49,081
you took the photograph.
So what?
653
00:35:49,083 --> 00:35:52,368
So if a Lothario like that
pulls a scam like this,
654
00:35:52,370 --> 00:35:54,370
he'd be in the wind faster
than you can say
655
00:35:54,372 --> 00:35:56,922
"next wealthy socialite."
They're still sleeping together.
656
00:35:56,924 --> 00:35:58,924
That means Candice is in on it.
657
00:35:58,926 --> 00:36:01,260
Wow! You two are good.
658
00:36:01,262 --> 00:36:03,328
Is that Mateo's office?
659
00:36:03,330 --> 00:36:04,964
Yeah.
660
00:36:04,966 --> 00:36:06,966
Candice had the same
orange key tag in her purse.
661
00:36:06,968 --> 00:36:09,301
But what would they
both need a key for?
662
00:36:09,303 --> 00:36:12,521
A storage locker. Number 54.
663
00:36:14,442 --> 00:36:16,358
200 self-storage places
in the city.
664
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:18,641
There's no way I could get
a warrant for every single one.
665
00:36:18,665 --> 00:36:20,863
So we need Candice
or Mateo to help us
666
00:36:20,865 --> 00:36:23,065
narrow that down.
667
00:36:23,067 --> 00:36:25,034
I'm beginning to know that look.
668
00:36:25,036 --> 00:36:27,036
You almost have
your memory back.
669
00:36:27,038 --> 00:36:28,654
That's right, so?
670
00:36:28,656 --> 00:36:30,873
So Candice and Mateo
don't know that.
671
00:36:36,998 --> 00:36:38,714
- Hey.
- Hi.
672
00:36:38,716 --> 00:36:40,499
- Thanks for meeting me.
- Of course.
673
00:36:40,501 --> 00:36:42,418
How are you?
I'm good. I'm working
674
00:36:42,420 --> 00:36:44,753
on the memories,
but not having much luck yet.
675
00:36:44,755 --> 00:36:47,706
That's good. Well, I mean
that you're working on it.
676
00:36:47,708 --> 00:36:50,009
And listen, don't even
think twice about the case.
677
00:36:50,011 --> 00:36:51,927
Consider it closed.
678
00:36:51,929 --> 00:36:54,847
Look, the Schiele sketch,
it's just a thing.
679
00:36:54,849 --> 00:36:56,899
But we'll pay you
in full of course.
680
00:36:56,901 --> 00:36:58,601
Listen...
681
00:36:58,603 --> 00:37:01,937
I think you're in grave danger.
What?!
682
00:37:01,939 --> 00:37:03,939
A few foggy memories
keep coming back to me,
683
00:37:03,941 --> 00:37:07,193
and I keep seeing this man
with curly dark hair.
684
00:37:07,195 --> 00:37:09,495
I think he's dangerous.
685
00:37:09,497 --> 00:37:12,998
And the number 54,
it keeps coming up.
686
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,534
Does any of this
mean anything to you?
687
00:37:15,536 --> 00:37:18,504
No. I'm sorry, but I'll...
688
00:37:18,506 --> 00:37:20,372
I'll keep a look out.
689
00:37:20,374 --> 00:37:24,176
Listen, I'm running late
for a meeting. I've gotta go.
690
00:37:26,130 --> 00:37:27,963
You take care of yourself.
691
00:37:38,109 --> 00:37:40,526
- It worked.
- Great!
692
00:37:40,528 --> 00:37:42,945
Candice is on the move.
We need to stick with Mateo.
693
00:37:42,947 --> 00:37:46,065
- Let's hope we were right.
- You know, I've got a feeling
694
00:37:46,067 --> 00:37:48,467
we're gonna have the Greens'
sketch in our hand by nightfall.
695
00:37:48,491 --> 00:37:51,787
- A feeling?
- More of an observation. Look.
696
00:37:51,789 --> 00:37:55,991
Lady, start your engine.
697
00:38:06,420 --> 00:38:08,554
We have to sell it. Tonight.
698
00:38:08,556 --> 00:38:10,956
We can't. If we sell it
before the divorce
699
00:38:10,958 --> 00:38:12,975
goes through,
Mark gets half the money.
700
00:38:12,977 --> 00:38:15,261
- Half of your money, you mean.
- It'll all be ours
701
00:38:15,263 --> 00:38:17,263
once we're free to be together.
702
00:38:17,265 --> 00:38:19,181
We talked about this.
703
00:38:19,183 --> 00:38:21,183
Why don't I fence it?
Put the money
704
00:38:21,185 --> 00:38:23,519
in an overseas account?
With your name on it?
705
00:38:23,521 --> 00:38:25,521
What, you don't trust me?
706
00:38:25,523 --> 00:38:28,190
Come on, baby, please.
707
00:38:48,679 --> 00:38:50,095
Let's go.
708
00:38:52,967 --> 00:38:54,300
Hey.
709
00:38:54,302 --> 00:38:57,019
You found your Schiele.
You tricked me!
710
00:38:57,021 --> 00:38:59,521
Technically, you tried
to trick me first.
711
00:38:59,523 --> 00:39:02,107
- Mateo!
- Sorry, Candi. Nothing proves
712
00:39:02,109 --> 00:39:04,693
I was ever a part of this.
This isn't my first rodeo,
713
00:39:04,695 --> 00:39:06,729
sweetheart.
It's not ours either.
714
00:39:11,869 --> 00:39:14,870
He seduced me!
He stole the sketch!
715
00:39:14,872 --> 00:39:17,790
Never trust a man who tells you
everything you want to hear, Candi.
716
00:39:17,792 --> 00:39:20,626
Mateo Navarro?
717
00:39:20,628 --> 00:39:22,911
- I didn't do anything wrong.
- Not under that name.
718
00:39:22,913 --> 00:39:24,747
But under several others,
you're wanted
719
00:39:24,749 --> 00:39:27,750
for international art theft.
That's not true.
720
00:39:27,752 --> 00:39:29,635
Come with me,
we've got some art to discuss.
721
00:39:38,379 --> 00:39:40,346
So that's what
all the fuss has been about,
722
00:39:40,348 --> 00:39:43,766
Beautiful woman.
Isn't it always?
723
00:39:50,524 --> 00:39:52,441
Stefani!
724
00:39:52,443 --> 00:39:54,443
Hey. Yeah, I'm getting
725
00:39:54,445 --> 00:39:56,765
out of here in a minute. No,
there's no need to reschedule.
726
00:39:56,789 --> 00:39:58,864
So, we should go celebrate.
727
00:39:58,866 --> 00:40:01,500
I, think Shade's busy.
728
00:40:01,502 --> 00:40:03,502
Good. He's not invited.
729
00:40:03,504 --> 00:40:05,371
That's terrible.
He's my partner.
730
00:40:05,373 --> 00:40:07,623
Well, maybe I'm not
the nice guy you think I am.
731
00:40:09,260 --> 00:40:11,343
Really?
732
00:40:11,345 --> 00:40:14,129
Wanna find out?
733
00:40:15,966 --> 00:40:18,517
Yeah, right away. Yeah.
734
00:40:25,509 --> 00:40:27,960
Everything used to be
about goals, winning.
735
00:40:27,962 --> 00:40:30,796
Now, it's about
winning for other people:
736
00:40:30,798 --> 00:40:33,849
Jules, my dad, clients.
737
00:40:33,851 --> 00:40:36,018
- Angie?
- Yeah.
738
00:40:38,889 --> 00:40:40,889
Yeah, I'm good.
Just too much AC.
739
00:40:44,111 --> 00:40:47,446
You are so insanely
down to earth.
740
00:40:47,448 --> 00:40:49,114
- Thank you.
- I could throw in
741
00:40:49,116 --> 00:40:51,450
a scandal or two if you think
it'd make a better episode.
742
00:40:51,452 --> 00:40:54,069
- OK, I'm intrigued.
- There was that one time
743
00:40:54,071 --> 00:40:56,204
in Albuquerque,
but that one goes to the grave.
744
00:41:09,753 --> 00:41:11,803
I'm... I'm sorry,
745
00:41:11,805 --> 00:41:15,057
I thought... Wow, that was
really professional.
746
00:41:15,059 --> 00:41:18,010
- No, that's...
- No, I...
747
00:41:18,012 --> 00:41:20,812
I get it, I get it.
But I am gonna go,
748
00:41:20,814 --> 00:41:23,598
and I will call you soon.
749
00:41:32,910 --> 00:41:36,078
A beautiful woman leans in
to kiss me, and...
750
00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:38,163
I didn't reciprocate.
751
00:41:38,165 --> 00:41:41,750
Yeah... real mystery
you got there.
752
00:41:41,752 --> 00:41:43,835
What's that supposed to mean?
753
00:41:43,837 --> 00:41:45,757
You can be ridiculous
sometimes, you know that?
754
00:41:45,781 --> 00:41:47,756
I can be ridiculous sometimes?
755
00:41:47,758 --> 00:41:50,625
Come on! I'm not an idiot.
756
00:41:50,627 --> 00:41:52,627
I know what I walked in on
the other night
757
00:41:52,629 --> 00:41:54,629
when I came back
from the soup competition.
758
00:41:54,631 --> 00:41:56,965
- Didn't walk in on anything.
- Really?
759
00:41:56,967 --> 00:41:58,550
Really!
760
00:41:58,552 --> 00:42:01,086
Everything with Angie is fine.
761
00:42:01,088 --> 00:42:03,138
Everything with work is fine.
762
00:42:03,140 --> 00:42:05,557
It's better than fine,
it's great!
763
00:42:24,945 --> 00:42:27,079
- Thank you.
- Welcome.
764
00:42:27,081 --> 00:42:29,081
What are we drinking to?
765
00:42:29,083 --> 00:42:32,084
To the life we choose.
766
00:42:32,086 --> 00:42:34,970
To a life we choose.
767
00:42:37,641 --> 00:42:40,559
Hey, the other thing in my list,
768
00:42:40,561 --> 00:42:42,728
"Brown Eyed Girl,"
I remembered what it meant.
769
00:42:42,730 --> 00:42:44,479
- Ooh, something case related?
- No, it was
770
00:42:44,481 --> 00:42:46,598
just my favourite song. Hahaha!
771
00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:49,985
I remember hearing it for the first time,
and I couldn't get it out of my head.
772
00:42:49,987 --> 00:42:54,656
The first time I saw you,
I felt exactly the same way.
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