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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:43,627 --> 00:00:50,544 Ah, a lifetime of experimentation capped in one small vial. 2 00:00:52,302 --> 00:00:57,296 Now to the final step- the infusion of energy. 3 00:01:55,991 --> 00:02:00,701 Ah, the power of the universe-mine! 4 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:02,778 It must work. 5 00:02:02,873 --> 00:02:05,034 A test. I must test it! 6 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:51,418 “Quoth the raven, 'nevermore.” 7 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:56,875 Ah, I've done it- created the means to destroy matter. 8 00:02:56,968 --> 00:02:59,254 They must all know... 9 00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:02,509 Know that I, baron Von Frankenstein... 10 00:03:02,599 --> 00:03:06,137 Master of the secret of creation... 11 00:03:06,228 --> 00:03:10,392 Have now mastered the secret of destruction. 12 00:03:10,482 --> 00:03:12,939 The invitations must be sent at once. 13 00:03:29,167 --> 00:03:33,661 Oh, what a fine party we'll have when they all arrive. 14 00:03:33,755 --> 00:03:35,791 Eh, my boy? 15 00:06:35,145 --> 00:06:37,352 Flanken! 16 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:43,017 Felix! 17 00:06:43,111 --> 00:06:45,727 Take it out of my pay, Mr. kronkite. 18 00:06:45,822 --> 00:06:48,154 Pay? What pay? 19 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:52,826 You have two more months to work for me for nothing before you're even as it is. 20 00:06:52,913 --> 00:06:56,451 What are you doing in the pharmacy department in the first place? 21 00:06:56,541 --> 00:06:59,954 Need I remind you that this is a drugstore? 22 00:07:00,045 --> 00:07:02,661 There are people waiting at the lunch counter. 23 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:05,793 Someone is browsing through the paperback books. 24 00:07:05,884 --> 00:07:09,718 We've got a whole rack full of those veeblefetzers to unload... 25 00:07:09,804 --> 00:07:13,763 And you're wasting your time in the pharmacy department! 26 00:07:13,850 --> 00:07:16,808 What am I not paying you for, Felix? 27 00:07:16,895 --> 00:07:21,434 I'm sorry, Mr. kronkite. What would you like me to do first? 28 00:07:21,524 --> 00:07:25,016 First? Wait on the people! 29 00:07:25,862 --> 00:07:27,352 Mailman! 30 00:07:32,202 --> 00:07:34,989 These are for you, Mr. kronkite. 31 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:39,244 And here's one for you, Felix. Has a real fancy stamp on it. 32 00:07:50,887 --> 00:07:54,220 Oh, let's see now. “Invited to"- 33 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:59,058 oh, boy! 34 00:07:59,938 --> 00:08:03,305 “Convention.” “big gathering of notables.” 35 00:08:05,068 --> 00:08:06,979 Golly! Wow! 36 00:08:07,070 --> 00:08:11,404 Felix, stop your mumbling and tell us what the letter is all about. 37 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:14,824 I'm invited to an island in the Caribbean... 38 00:08:14,911 --> 00:08:18,824 To take part in a scientific first, a new discovery. 39 00:08:18,915 --> 00:08:23,409 You? A mental last to a scientific first? 40 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:26,836 I've seen postcards of them Caribbean islands. 41 00:08:26,923 --> 00:08:30,836 Lots of sun, white beaches, palm trees. 42 00:08:30,927 --> 00:08:34,511 - Swimming pools in them big fancy hotels. - Really? 43 00:08:34,597 --> 00:08:36,087 Golf courses, tennis courts. 44 00:08:36,182 --> 00:08:38,047 - Pretty girls, night clubs. - Really really? 45 00:08:38,143 --> 00:08:40,930 Mr. kronkite, the convention is on the 13th. 46 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:43,637 Can I have this week off to get there and back? 47 00:08:43,732 --> 00:08:47,065 Aha! I was wondering when you'd ask that. 48 00:08:47,152 --> 00:08:49,188 You're not due for a vacation yet. 49 00:08:49,279 --> 00:08:53,238 But I haven't had one in three years. Please, Mr. kronkite. 50 00:08:53,324 --> 00:08:58,318 If you leave, who'll make the coffee, wash the dishes, mind the store? 51 00:08:58,413 --> 00:09:02,326 Please, Mr. kronkite. Pretty please? 52 00:09:02,417 --> 00:09:04,123 Huh? 53 00:09:08,506 --> 00:09:11,168 That's what happens when I get excited. 54 00:09:12,969 --> 00:09:15,381 Enough! Enough! Go, go! 55 00:09:15,472 --> 00:09:18,384 Take a week, a month, a year! 56 00:09:18,475 --> 00:09:22,434 But it's not your vacation. It's mine. 57 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:25,227 Thanks, Mr. kronkite. I sure appreciate- 58 00:09:26,649 --> 00:09:30,267 I'm sorry, Mr. kronkite. I'll make it up to you. 59 00:09:30,361 --> 00:09:35,151 Go, go, go! Get out before you wreck the whole store! 60 00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:40,657 Do you think Felix will get there by the 13th? 61 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:01,722 Bird-watching again? 62 00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:04,802 Fang, do you forget? 63 00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:11,187 The last time you had a roving eye, I kept it in a jar for a week! 64 00:10:16,324 --> 00:10:19,987 Don't give me any of your back mumble... 65 00:10:20,078 --> 00:10:23,161 You-you-you... monster! 66 00:10:24,207 --> 00:10:26,823 Oh, you're different 67 00:10:26,918 --> 00:10:31,503 I knew it wouldn't be the same, that you'd play a different game 68 00:10:31,589 --> 00:10:33,545 'cause you're different 69 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:35,790 you're different 70 00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:40,219 I don't know whether to complain, but you're driving me insane 71 00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:42,888 'cause you're different 72 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:45,558 you're different 73 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:52,733 now let's agree you're not incredibly handsome or even charming 74 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:57,605 but you can be so disarming 75 00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:02,613 I find it's simply alarming 76 00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:03,989 you're different 77 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:06,822 as unpredictable as rain 78 00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:08,747 you're an easter candy cane 79 00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:11,121 yes, you're different 80 00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:15,751 different, like a snowy day in June 81 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:18,003 like a hew Brazilian tune 82 00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:20,881 yeah, you're different 83 00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:26,558 you're different, and you know that's what I like about you 84 00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:38,148 now let's agree you're not incredibly handsome or even charming 85 00:11:38,656 --> 00:11:42,990 but you can be so disarming 86 00:11:43,077 --> 00:11:47,116 that I find it simply alarming 87 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,072 you're different 88 00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:51,658 as unpredictable as rain 89 00:11:51,753 --> 00:11:53,709 you're an easter candy cane 90 00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:55,627 yes, you're different 91 00:11:57,133 --> 00:12:00,466 different, like a snowy day in June 92 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:03,044 like a hew Brazilian tune 93 00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:05,846 yeah, yeah, you're different 94 00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:07,925 you're different 95 00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:14,731 and you know that's what I like about you 96 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:28,869 Come in. 97 00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:31,539 Good morning, doctor. I've brought you your mail. 98 00:12:31,626 --> 00:12:33,742 Thank you, my dear. 99 00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:38,546 You know, seeing you every day gives me a great deal of pleasure. 100 00:12:38,633 --> 00:12:42,546 If I must say so myself, you are a masterpiece. 101 00:12:42,637 --> 00:12:44,719 Why, Dr. Frankenstein. 102 00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:48,845 We've received replies from almost all you invited: 103 00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:51,893 Dracula, werewolf, Dr. Jekyll... 104 00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:53,891 The hunchback, creature. 105 00:12:55,024 --> 00:12:57,185 But we haven't received a reply from... 106 00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:59,518 From... it. 107 00:13:00,154 --> 00:13:02,190 Well, I should hope that we don't. 108 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,022 You see, it wasn't invited. 109 00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:08,325 It was a crushing bore at our last convention. 110 00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:13,533 It kept walking around crushing boars- wild boars-in its hands. 111 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:17,460 Very frankly, Francesca, it disgusts even me. 112 00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:18,878 I see. 113 00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:22,627 Doctor, we also received a very strange letter... 114 00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:25,961 From someone who says he's arriving on the 13th. 115 00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:28,387 A Felix... flanken. 116 00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:32,763 He's coming? Oh, that is good news! What else does he write? 117 00:13:32,854 --> 00:13:36,642 “Looking forward to meeting all those fun people at your resort.” 118 00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:39,520 Resort? Fun people? 119 00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:41,896 He doesn't mean Dracula and the werewolf, surely! 120 00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:44,070 Yes, yes. Go on, go on. 121 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:47,240 “Can hardly wait to dip into the pool in the front of your resort... 122 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,864 And lie on your beautiful beach.” 123 00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:53,287 Doctor, does he know about the crocodiles in the lagoon... 124 00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:55,490 And the quicksand on the beach? 125 00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:58,702 Who, or what, is this flanken? 126 00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:01,003 Oh, don't be alarmed, my dear. 127 00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:04,332 Felix flanken is a mere human... 128 00:14:04,427 --> 00:14:07,544 And he's unaware of the nature of our little gathering. 129 00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:10,926 But he also happens to be my nephew. 130 00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:15,556 Your nephew? I thought you had no... living relatives. 131 00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:18,729 Felix is the child of my youngest sister. 132 00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:21,728 She turned out to be the white sheep of the family. 133 00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:25,903 Oh, too bad. She had a great flair for witchcraft. 134 00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:28,948 But then she met this traveling medicine man- 135 00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:31,993 Chuck flanken-in transylvania... 136 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:36,039 And she eloped with him and went to the United States to live. 137 00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:39,117 They're both gone now, but their son, Felix... 138 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:42,204 Is my only relative and heir. 139 00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:45,131 But why are you inviting him to this convention? 140 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,960 Because, my dear, I"m-I'm retiring. 141 00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:54,591 I've grown a little tired of this horror business... 142 00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:59,645 Doing bad for others and very rarely getting any bad in return. 143 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:03,395 But now that I've mastered my greatest discovery... 144 00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:06,228 I'd like to retire while I'm on top. 145 00:15:06,948 --> 00:15:12,068 I shall turn over all my secrets to Felix, including my last great one... 146 00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:17,451 And then present him to the convention as my successor. 147 00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:25,751 1:00. 148 00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:30,051 Our other friends should be traveling on their way to the island about now. 149 00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:34,427 I'll still have to see to their accommodations. You tidy up in here. 150 00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:38,601 Oh, I do hope you like Felix flanken when you meet him. 151 00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:41,976 I want you two to be friends. 152 00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:45,399 Felix flanken-like him? 153 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:48,315 I'll love him to pieces! 154 00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:16,381 Did we pick up any passengers on this stop, captain? 155 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:22,096 Not yet. Our only passenger is still that funny guy from London. 156 00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:25,648 What's his name? Dr. Jekyll. 157 00:16:25,735 --> 00:16:29,944 Dr. Jekyll? That's odd. He told me his name was Mr. Hyde. 158 00:16:30,031 --> 00:16:32,864 What's the difference? He paid his fare. 159 00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:34,941 Get this loaded aboard the ship. 160 00:16:35,036 --> 00:16:37,368 How, captain? The crew jumped ship. 161 00:16:37,455 --> 00:16:39,491 What? No crew? 162 00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:41,994 I did Shanghai a few lads last night... 163 00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:44,245 But they're still in the hold sleeping it off. 164 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:48,626 Eh, what? Look at this- what the tide brought in. 165 00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:53,668 What's that, mate? 166 00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:57,472 You want to sign aboard for passage to the isle of evil? 167 00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:04,395 Well, we just may have room for another hand on board... 168 00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:07,269 But we're not going to the isle of evil. 169 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,100 Get this loaded aboard the ship. 170 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:21,746 Blimey! He's as strong as 50 men. 171 00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:25,620 And as ugly as any I've ever seen. 172 00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:28,165 How do you do, gentlemen? 173 00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:31,874 Could you tell me the fare to the isle of evil? 174 00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:35,381 Another one? We don't usually stop at the isle of- 175 00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:37,837 that will be a hundred bucks. 176 00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:40,799 And with your fancy cape and tuxedo and all... 177 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,849 I'd think you could afford it. 178 00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:50,941 Considering the dilapidated condition of my wallet- 179 00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:53,394 I mean, your ship- 180 00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:56,231 I think I had better fly. 181 00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:04,865 Me eyes are playing tricks on me. 182 00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:08,247 Did you see what I think I saw, captain? 183 00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:11,795 If I saw what you think you saw... 184 00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:15,215 I'd say we were both going batty. 185 00:18:15,303 --> 00:18:19,922 Pardon me, gentlemen, but does this pickled herring stop at the isle of evil? 186 00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:22,428 Blimey, it's another one of them. 187 00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:25,385 We'll stop. Don't worry. 188 00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:29,438 We-we'll do what you want. No charge for you. Be my guest. 189 00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:33,438 But, please, none of your surprises. 190 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:39,282 Golly. What's the matter with those two? 191 00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:41,825 Haven't they ever seen a tourist before? 192 00:19:04,518 --> 00:19:08,056 The captain said I could have any cabin I wanted. 193 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:12,140 Now, let me see. A Southern exposure would be nice. 194 00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:16,064 Oh, excuse me, sir. 195 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:19,067 Sir? Uh, ma'am? 196 00:19:21,744 --> 00:19:25,487 I'm terribly sorry, but I can't see a thing without my glasses. 197 00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:29,369 Let me help you with your fur piece. 198 00:19:31,462 --> 00:19:34,374 Madam, I'm terribly sorry. I hope I didn't offend you. 199 00:19:34,465 --> 00:19:38,504 Don't go! I can't stand a woman crying. 200 00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:45,510 I'll have to get an extra pair of glasses out of my luggage. 201 00:19:50,064 --> 00:19:53,431 I'm sorry, but I lost my glasses and can't see a thing. 202 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,646 I've heard that one before. 203 00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:10,619 Go below, mate, and invite our passengers to dine with me. 204 00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,951 Are you sure you wanna do that, cap? 205 00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,535 Go on! 206 00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:37,191 How do you do? 207 00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:42,233 Sorry. Wrong cabin. 208 00:20:54,545 --> 00:20:57,662 Why did I ever decide to go to sea? 209 00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:15,729 Feet, if you've ever moved, move like you've never moved before. 210 00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:22,441 Jekyll"s my name. Dr. Jekyll. 211 00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:24,487 Felix flanken. I'm a pharmacist. 212 00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:41,706 I"m-I'm also allergic. 213 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:46,385 I have a little elixir that keeps me feeling in wonderful mettle. 214 00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:50,635 Um, to your good health. 215 00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,728 Dr. Jekyll, are you all right? 216 00:22:04,114 --> 00:22:07,231 My-my goodness, you look awful. 217 00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:11,319 Are you sure you're not seasick Dr. Jekyll? I think- 218 00:22:11,413 --> 00:22:14,746 Hyde. Hyde. Hyde. 219 00:22:16,377 --> 00:22:19,119 Hide? You want me to hide? 220 00:22:19,213 --> 00:22:22,046 Well, if you wanna play games, you must be feeling better. 221 00:22:22,132 --> 00:22:24,088 But you certainly don't look it. 222 00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:27,589 Okay, I'll hide and you see if you can find me. 223 00:22:48,242 --> 00:22:50,153 12:00 midnight? 224 00:22:50,244 --> 00:22:54,863 If Dr. Jekyll doesn't find me soon, I think I'll go to my cabin and to bed. 225 00:23:25,154 --> 00:23:30,740 Now, friends, you'll discover who was the original Batman. 226 00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:54,012 My, but it's getting chilly. 227 00:24:06,362 --> 00:24:09,980 Hyde. Hyde. Hyde. 228 00:24:12,618 --> 00:24:16,406 You have been given important assignments to carry out. 229 00:24:16,497 --> 00:24:19,364 And I expect each one of you to do his job. 230 00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:22,624 I want each of you to stay calm and collected... 231 00:24:22,711 --> 00:24:25,578 No matter what emergency arises. 232 00:24:25,673 --> 00:24:28,289 I don't want to see anyone losing his head. 233 00:24:30,552 --> 00:24:33,510 I take it yours wasn't hooked on. 234 00:24:33,597 --> 00:24:37,215 All right, yetch, pick it up. Pick it up! 235 00:24:38,060 --> 00:24:41,177 Don't know if you're coming or going, do you, yetch? 236 00:24:41,271 --> 00:24:43,512 I'm so excited, doctor. 237 00:24:43,607 --> 00:24:46,770 I haven't seen all of our old friends in years. 238 00:24:46,860 --> 00:24:51,775 I got so nervous and excited and nervous and- 239 00:24:52,866 --> 00:24:57,200 let's try not to go to pieces, yetch. 240 00:24:57,287 --> 00:24:59,573 Doctor, a group of the convention party has just arrived. 241 00:24:59,665 --> 00:25:02,623 Good. Thank you, Francesca. 242 00:25:03,752 --> 00:25:05,492 Everyone to his post. 243 00:25:05,587 --> 00:25:09,125 We must make certain that it does not get onto the island. 244 00:25:09,216 --> 00:25:11,923 To your checkpoints! 245 00:25:15,597 --> 00:25:17,758 Ah, Francesca... 246 00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:21,138 You beautiful, adorable... 247 00:25:21,228 --> 00:25:23,765 Lovable creature. 248 00:25:23,856 --> 00:25:27,348 How much I've wanted to touch you. 249 00:25:27,443 --> 00:25:29,229 Take your hands away from me. 250 00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:33,021 You... creep! 251 00:25:33,115 --> 00:25:35,902 She noticed me! 252 00:25:35,993 --> 00:25:40,157 For the first time, she noticed me. 253 00:25:40,247 --> 00:25:44,206 She told me to creep... 254 00:25:44,293 --> 00:25:46,454 So I'll creep. 255 00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:58,428 I hear her voice, so soft, so sweet... 256 00:25:58,515 --> 00:26:01,882 When I'm awake or when I sleep. 257 00:26:01,977 --> 00:26:06,061 It makes me burn with passion's heat... 258 00:26:06,148 --> 00:26:10,983 To hear her say... “You creep.” 259 00:26:19,661 --> 00:26:21,526 What's the matter with you zombies? 260 00:26:21,622 --> 00:26:25,080 Don't just stand there like union gravediggers. 261 00:26:25,167 --> 00:26:29,456 Dr. Frankenstein wants you to patrol the island! 262 00:26:35,219 --> 00:26:38,711 Stop behaving like a bunch of ghosts! 263 00:26:38,806 --> 00:26:41,593 Get into your planes! 264 00:26:47,022 --> 00:26:49,354 Contact! 265 00:27:02,246 --> 00:27:05,955 One of these days, I'll have to talk to Dr. Frankenstein... 266 00:27:06,041 --> 00:27:08,498 About getting new airplanes. 267 00:27:08,585 --> 00:27:10,541 Contact again. 268 00:27:26,145 --> 00:27:29,888 Quickly, into the air, zombie birdman! 269 00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:51,496 I wish Dr. Frankenstein hadn't grounded me. 270 00:27:51,587 --> 00:27:55,000 Someday I hope he'll let me fly again. 271 00:27:55,841 --> 00:28:00,210 Oh, well, we can't have everything. 272 00:28:00,304 --> 00:28:05,298 I should be happy that I still have my sickness. 273 00:28:19,615 --> 00:28:22,778 Do you really think that it would dare to come here uninvited? 274 00:28:22,868 --> 00:28:26,986 I don't know. It is capable of anything. 275 00:28:32,294 --> 00:28:34,956 Oh, you gorgeous... 276 00:28:35,047 --> 00:28:37,789 Tantalizing creation! 277 00:28:40,344 --> 00:28:42,209 Ready, baby? 278 00:28:42,304 --> 00:28:45,637 Well, how do I look? 279 00:28:46,934 --> 00:28:52,179 What do you know about chic, you poor invention of a man, you? 280 00:28:54,608 --> 00:28:58,521 - Here come the lovebirds. - Speak kindly to them, Francesca. 281 00:28:58,612 --> 00:29:02,150 Remember that we are all one happy family here. 282 00:29:03,700 --> 00:29:08,990 Oh, my dear, you look just... ghastly. 283 00:29:09,081 --> 00:29:12,619 - Oh, doctor! - Oh, brother! 284 00:29:12,709 --> 00:29:16,827 You arrived just in time. Our guests will be here at any moment. 285 00:29:27,015 --> 00:29:30,758 My dear baron, how nice to see you again. 286 00:29:30,852 --> 00:29:34,891 My dear count, so glad you could come. 287 00:29:34,982 --> 00:29:39,191 How is our monster and his charming companion? 288 00:29:39,278 --> 00:29:44,022 Madame, I must say you look the picture of decadence. 289 00:29:44,116 --> 00:29:47,529 Don't kiss! You always leave marks! 290 00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:49,860 My apologies. 291 00:29:50,872 --> 00:29:53,488 And of course, Francesca. 292 00:29:53,583 --> 00:29:57,451 You know, you have always been my type. 293 00:29:57,546 --> 00:30:00,128 O-negative, isn't it? 294 00:30:10,392 --> 00:30:14,476 Ah, werewolf. Delighted you're here, were! 295 00:30:14,563 --> 00:30:17,646 Wolfie, you old dog! 296 00:30:17,733 --> 00:30:21,726 This convention is going to be a howling success. 297 00:30:23,071 --> 00:30:24,561 See, I told you! 298 00:30:24,656 --> 00:30:28,695 Ouch! You need a manicure, baby! 299 00:30:28,785 --> 00:30:31,401 Look, here comes the invisible man! 300 00:30:31,496 --> 00:30:33,487 How can you tell? 301 00:30:35,876 --> 00:30:38,458 Invisible man, how do you do? 302 00:30:38,545 --> 00:30:41,958 You are looking well, I think. 303 00:30:43,300 --> 00:30:45,837 I am well, count. And you? 304 00:30:45,927 --> 00:30:48,714 Aha, invisible man! H-h-how do you do? 305 00:30:59,566 --> 00:31:02,808 I wonder how ae got his invitation. 306 00:31:02,903 --> 00:31:05,440 He has an unlisted tomb! 307 00:31:07,115 --> 00:31:12,781 Didn't I see him at the transylvania gardens in the main event? 308 00:31:12,871 --> 00:31:16,489 The hunchback of notre dame ain't a boxer. 309 00:31:16,583 --> 00:31:18,790 Afraid it'll ruin his looks, huh? 310 00:31:30,931 --> 00:31:34,298 - Dr. Jekyll. - Good show, Dr. Frankenstein. 311 00:31:34,393 --> 00:31:36,554 And where is Mr. Hyde? 312 00:31:46,363 --> 00:31:51,198 Good show, Dr. Frankenstein. 313 00:31:51,284 --> 00:31:55,493 Whatever he's drinking, I'll have it with ginger. 314 00:31:57,332 --> 00:32:00,199 Fang, don't you have any couth? 315 00:32:04,047 --> 00:32:06,914 It's me-your Don Juan. 316 00:32:07,008 --> 00:32:09,499 I “Don Juan” to look at you. 317 00:32:11,638 --> 00:32:14,880 I love your eyes. I love your chin. 318 00:32:14,975 --> 00:32:17,762 I love the shape they put you in. 319 00:32:17,853 --> 00:32:21,141 And when I get to feel your touch... 320 00:32:21,231 --> 00:32:25,941 I ache for you so very much. 321 00:32:26,027 --> 00:32:28,518 This chopped liver smells fishy. 322 00:32:28,613 --> 00:32:31,400 It's not the chopped liver, count. 323 00:32:31,491 --> 00:32:33,402 It's the pickled salmon. 324 00:32:55,015 --> 00:32:57,927 'O sole Mia 325 00:32:58,018 --> 00:33:00,384 '0 sole you-a 326 00:33:00,479 --> 00:33:03,892 I'm-a the world's best-a chef 327 00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:07,065 you bet-a you moola 328 00:33:07,736 --> 00:33:10,944 chef machiavelli, how are you, maestro? 329 00:33:11,031 --> 00:33:14,523 Hey, yetch! What-a you do-a in my kitchen, huh? 330 00:33:14,618 --> 00:33:18,236 You-a no good snake in-a the grass. You-a dirty swine! 331 00:33:18,330 --> 00:33:20,241 You-a ugly rat! 332 00:33:20,332 --> 00:33:23,369 Thank you for those kind words. 333 00:33:23,460 --> 00:33:25,872 I hope I can live up to them. 334 00:33:27,047 --> 00:33:30,289 This-a yetch-he's a little bit of a nut. 335 00:33:33,261 --> 00:33:37,925 Keep-a your hands out-a my salad before I throw you out-a my kitchen. 336 00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:40,598 What-a you doing in-a here anyway, eh? 337 00:33:40,685 --> 00:33:43,677 Dr. Frankenstein asked me to check... 338 00:33:43,772 --> 00:33:47,105 On how the preparations for the feast were progressing... 339 00:33:47,192 --> 00:33:50,025 And what the menu would be. 340 00:33:50,111 --> 00:33:54,525 First-a, we have-a the salad-a 341 00:33:55,325 --> 00:33:58,112 here, have a taste-a 342 00:34:00,914 --> 00:34:04,827 mmm, delicious. What kind is it? 343 00:34:04,918 --> 00:34:08,536 It's-a my own chef's salad-a. 344 00:34:08,630 --> 00:34:11,542 The mafia machiavelli special. 345 00:34:11,633 --> 00:34:14,545 I make-a it with poison Ivy... 346 00:34:14,636 --> 00:34:18,379 Toadstools and poison berries. 347 00:34:20,475 --> 00:34:22,807 Oh, it's-a good, no? 348 00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:27,520 I got-a three kinds-a dressings that-a go with it. 349 00:34:29,192 --> 00:34:31,979 Arsenic, cyanide- 350 00:34:32,070 --> 00:34:36,063 and-a this one, you get a big bang out-a, yetch. 351 00:34:36,157 --> 00:34:38,022 What is it? 352 00:34:38,118 --> 00:34:41,155 Nitroglycerin! 353 00:34:42,664 --> 00:34:44,825 I make-a joke, you know? 354 00:34:47,168 --> 00:34:51,161 Then we have the antipasto 355 00:34:51,256 --> 00:34:55,169 black widows pickled in their own poison... 356 00:35:00,515 --> 00:35:02,096 Try some. 357 00:35:02,183 --> 00:35:05,801 It looks so good. Mmm, yum, yum. 358 00:35:05,895 --> 00:35:09,604 - How do you do it? - It's-a nothing. 359 00:35:09,691 --> 00:35:13,183 Just a pinch-a this, a pinch-a that 360 00:35:13,278 --> 00:35:16,441 a pinch of this a pinch of that 361 00:35:16,531 --> 00:35:20,615 ouch! Stop already with the pinching. 362 00:35:20,702 --> 00:35:23,739 Sorry about that, yetch. 363 00:35:27,792 --> 00:35:30,704 And that's the soup. 364 00:35:30,795 --> 00:35:34,208 Octopus soup a la mafia. 365 00:35:34,299 --> 00:35:39,134 Octopus soup. You mean real octopus soup? 366 00:35:39,220 --> 00:35:41,506 What, you think "m-a kidding? 367 00:35:49,439 --> 00:35:53,773 Help! Help! Let me down! 368 00:35:53,860 --> 00:35:57,694 See? That's real octopus soup. 369 00:36:06,665 --> 00:36:11,159 Mmm, that soup is very strong. 370 00:36:11,252 --> 00:36:14,585 Hurry up-a and get-a you fingers back in-a the pot. 371 00:36:18,468 --> 00:36:22,336 And for the main-a course... 372 00:36:22,430 --> 00:36:26,469 I make-a boars head, roast-a vulture... 373 00:36:26,559 --> 00:36:29,551 And a mince hyena casserole. 374 00:36:30,063 --> 00:36:33,430 Here, you gotta try the hyena casserole. 375 00:36:37,112 --> 00:36:38,977 It's-a terrific, no? 376 00:36:39,072 --> 00:36:42,405 - No, there is something missing. - What? 377 00:36:42,492 --> 00:36:44,858 Something missing? 378 00:36:44,953 --> 00:36:48,286 The casserole of-a me, mafia machiavelli... 379 00:36:48,373 --> 00:36:51,456 The greatest chef ever-something missing? 380 00:36:51,543 --> 00:36:57,083 Machi, calm yourself. Chef, please simmer down. 381 00:36:57,173 --> 00:37:00,916 I bust-a you head. I broke-a you nose. 382 00:37:01,010 --> 00:37:03,126 I squeeze out your eyes. 383 00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:05,803 Get out of my kitchen! 384 00:37:18,194 --> 00:37:22,733 I think I better tell Dr. Frankenstein that dinner is ready. 385 00:37:37,130 --> 00:37:42,420 As your leader, I have called you from the four corners of the earth... 386 00:37:42,510 --> 00:37:46,594 To witness my greatest and latest discovery. 387 00:37:52,979 --> 00:37:58,770 I have the secret to the formula which can completely destroy all matter. 388 00:37:58,860 --> 00:38:01,818 A few drops from this vial... 389 00:38:01,905 --> 00:38:05,193 Can dematerialize anything... 390 00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:08,992 Anybody, anyplace. 391 00:38:09,078 --> 00:38:12,036 I'd give my eyeteeth... 392 00:38:12,123 --> 00:38:14,205 To possess that secret. 393 00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:16,829 What about you, Wolfie? 394 00:38:18,713 --> 00:38:20,704 [I can make the doctor's secrets mine... 395 00:38:20,799 --> 00:38:24,633 Before he bestows them on that... Felix flanken. 396 00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:27,301 And I can use Dracula to help me. 397 00:38:27,388 --> 00:38:32,974 Baby, Francesca is up to something with that Dracula. 398 00:38:33,061 --> 00:38:35,552 They both bear watching. 399 00:38:35,647 --> 00:38:40,482 Besides, it's her own fault for thinking so loud. 400 00:38:40,568 --> 00:38:45,358 I also wish to tell you that I am resigning as your leader. 401 00:38:50,703 --> 00:38:53,991 Yes, and tomorrow night... 402 00:38:54,082 --> 00:38:56,539 I shall name my successor... 403 00:38:56,626 --> 00:39:01,746 And turn over all my secrets- including my latest-to him. 404 00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:07,176 Who is more evil, treacherous or sneaky than me? 405 00:39:07,262 --> 00:39:10,675 I am his logical successor. 406 00:39:10,765 --> 00:39:15,099 Now if there was only something I could do to be sure of that. 407 00:39:15,186 --> 00:39:20,146 Who could be closer to Dr. Frankenstein than me and fang? 408 00:39:20,233 --> 00:39:22,189 Why, he created us! 409 00:39:22,277 --> 00:39:27,237 Francesca! I'll see to it that she's not his successor. 410 00:39:27,323 --> 00:39:30,030 The night is still young. Enjoy yourselves. 411 00:39:30,118 --> 00:39:33,736 Have a frightful time, and I shall see you all tomorrow. 412 00:39:33,830 --> 00:39:36,321 Well, I leave you now in the capable hands... 413 00:39:36,416 --> 00:39:40,659 Of little tibia and the fibulas. 414 00:39:44,215 --> 00:39:46,547 It's the mummy 415 00:39:47,802 --> 00:39:50,088 it's the mummy 416 00:39:50,179 --> 00:39:54,297 they're playing your song, honey. Let's dance. 417 00:40:02,358 --> 00:40:04,690 It's the mummy 418 00:40:06,321 --> 00:40:08,312 it's the mummy 419 00:40:20,835 --> 00:40:22,746 It's the mummy 420 00:40:24,339 --> 00:40:26,125 it's the mummy 421 00:40:27,342 --> 00:40:30,550 turns till he's wound up tight 422 00:40:30,637 --> 00:40:33,754 turns till he's loose that's right 423 00:40:33,848 --> 00:40:37,511 mad mummy dance he's in a trance 424 00:40:37,602 --> 00:40:41,186 all wrapped up in himself tonight 425 00:40:42,273 --> 00:40:44,309 it's the mummy 426 00:40:46,277 --> 00:40:48,188 it's the mummy 427 00:41:00,625 --> 00:41:02,536 It's the mummy 428 00:41:04,212 --> 00:41:06,373 it's the mummy 429 00:41:35,868 --> 00:41:39,281 Turns till he's wound up tight 430 00:41:39,372 --> 00:41:42,330 turns till he's loose that's right 431 00:41:42,417 --> 00:41:45,955 mad mummy dance he's in a trance 432 00:41:46,045 --> 00:41:49,128 all wrapped up in himself tonight 433 00:41:51,634 --> 00:41:53,124 count. 434 00:41:53,928 --> 00:41:58,672 I must talk to you alone, out on the balcony. 435 00:41:58,766 --> 00:42:03,601 Excuse me, Wolfie, but I think romance is calling. 436 00:42:09,193 --> 00:42:11,024 Yes, my dear. 437 00:42:11,904 --> 00:42:14,520 Now that we are alone, what will it be? 438 00:42:14,615 --> 00:42:18,358 A quick nip on the ear? A playful bite on the neck? 439 00:42:18,453 --> 00:42:22,162 - Count, I'm afraid you've been drinking. - Not nearly enough. 440 00:42:22,248 --> 00:42:25,365 Not what I like to drink best of all. 441 00:42:25,460 --> 00:42:27,542 Come, let me kiss you. 442 00:42:27,628 --> 00:42:31,871 Women have died for one of my kisses. I'm terrific! 443 00:42:31,966 --> 00:42:35,959 Stop this foolishness. You're as bad as that zombie yetch. 444 00:42:36,054 --> 00:42:39,638 Besides, I'm not interested in that sort of thing. 445 00:42:39,724 --> 00:42:43,763 I want to talk to you about Dr. Frankenstein's secrets. 446 00:42:43,853 --> 00:42:45,559 Ah, yes? 447 00:42:45,646 --> 00:42:48,809 I know who will be the doctor's successor. 448 00:42:48,900 --> 00:42:52,392 And why are you telling me all about this? 449 00:42:52,487 --> 00:42:55,729 - Because you're not the one. - I'm crushed! 450 00:42:55,823 --> 00:42:57,859 And neither am I. 451 00:42:57,950 --> 00:43:01,238 - Don't tell me it's that flea-bitten werewolf. - No. 452 00:43:01,329 --> 00:43:04,446 - Not old gauze face, the mummy? - No. 453 00:43:04,540 --> 00:43:07,873 Hmph, it's that overgrown goon, the monster. 454 00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:12,499 - No, it's no one you know. - Then who? 455 00:43:13,758 --> 00:43:15,919 First we make a deal. 456 00:43:16,010 --> 00:43:21,596 If you will... get rid of this would-be successor... 457 00:43:21,682 --> 00:43:24,094 Then, as his rightful heir... 458 00:43:24,185 --> 00:43:29,054 I will be given the doctor's secrets and I shall share them with you. 459 00:43:29,148 --> 00:43:33,767 Why of course. A half a loaf is better than two in the bushes. 460 00:43:33,861 --> 00:43:35,943 Or something like that. 461 00:43:36,030 --> 00:43:41,775 Then I shall get rid of you and have all the secrets to myself. 462 00:43:41,869 --> 00:43:45,032 - Then it's a bargain? - A bargain. 463 00:43:53,089 --> 00:43:57,378 It's our time to shine, yeah 464 00:43:57,468 --> 00:44:00,551 our turn in line 465 00:44:00,638 --> 00:44:04,927 everybody gets one chance in life 466 00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:10,512 to make their dreams come true 467 00:44:10,606 --> 00:44:14,474 I can do it with you 468 00:44:14,569 --> 00:44:20,405 it's our time yes, our time to shine 469 00:44:22,326 --> 00:44:26,786 it's our time to shine, yes 470 00:44:26,873 --> 00:44:30,206 a bit of wine 471 00:44:30,293 --> 00:44:34,206 we have drunk you long enough, my friend 472 00:44:36,048 --> 00:44:43,261 and now it's time to prove we can make the right move 473 00:44:44,432 --> 00:44:50,393 it's our time yes, our time to shine 474 00:44:51,355 --> 00:44:55,314 you and me, what a pair we'll make 475 00:44:56,277 --> 00:45:00,020 today the world is ours to take 476 00:45:00,114 --> 00:45:03,527 nothing can stop us now 477 00:45:03,618 --> 00:45:09,659 we're gonna win, and how, because it's our time to shine 478 00:45:09,749 --> 00:45:14,288 yes, our turn in line 479 00:45:14,378 --> 00:45:18,462 spin the wheel our number must come up 480 00:45:18,549 --> 00:45:20,915 it must come up 481 00:45:21,010 --> 00:45:27,506 we're covered every way listen, world, when we say 482 00:45:28,601 --> 00:45:34,471 it's our time it's our time to shine 483 00:45:34,565 --> 00:45:36,396 take it! 484 00:45:50,414 --> 00:45:58,414 Because it's our time to shine yes, our turn in line 485 00:45:59,173 --> 00:46:03,416 spin that wheel our number must come up 486 00:46:03,511 --> 00:46:05,422 it must come up 487 00:46:05,513 --> 00:46:09,131 we're covered every way 488 00:46:09,225 --> 00:46:13,559 listen, world, when we say yes, sir! 489 00:46:13,646 --> 00:46:15,261 It's our time 490 00:46:15,356 --> 00:46:17,563 it's our time 491 00:46:17,650 --> 00:46:24,567 it's our time to shine 492 00:46:29,287 --> 00:46:32,074 now tell me. Who is this successor? 493 00:46:32,164 --> 00:46:36,032 The doctor's nephew. Felix flanken. 494 00:46:36,127 --> 00:46:39,619 This flinken, flunky- whatever he calls himself- 495 00:46:39,714 --> 00:46:41,420 what kind of a monster is he? 496 00:46:41,507 --> 00:46:45,341 - A ghoul? A demon? A spook or- - A human. 497 00:46:45,428 --> 00:46:49,717 They're the worst kind! He must be done away with. 498 00:46:54,770 --> 00:46:56,510 The monster's mate! 499 00:46:56,605 --> 00:46:59,565 She must've been hiding behind the drapes while we were out on the balcony. 500 00:46:59,608 --> 00:47:01,519 Then she heard everything! 501 00:47:01,610 --> 00:47:03,566 Easy now, darlings. 502 00:47:03,654 --> 00:47:06,896 What are you going to do? I didn't hear anything. 503 00:47:06,991 --> 00:47:08,481 Do not be afraid. 504 00:47:08,576 --> 00:47:10,862 One quick bite, and it shall all be- 505 00:47:12,580 --> 00:47:15,447 just watch where you grab. Remember, I'm a count. 506 00:47:15,541 --> 00:47:20,752 Aha! Don't cut out now just when the tables have turned. 507 00:47:20,838 --> 00:47:23,124 Who said the tables have turned? 508 00:47:33,017 --> 00:47:35,850 Stop acting so impetuously. 509 00:47:35,936 --> 00:47:37,892 You're wrinkling my cape. 510 00:47:37,980 --> 00:47:40,096 This is a rented tuxedo! 511 00:47:40,191 --> 00:47:44,935 Well, there is only one thing to do when you're in such a predicament. 512 00:47:45,029 --> 00:47:48,442 Help! Help! 513 00:48:47,550 --> 00:48:52,385 Well, well. As a monster, you're nothing! 514 00:48:52,471 --> 00:48:55,213 But as a fruit salad- 515 00:49:05,734 --> 00:49:08,100 You look a little uncomfortable out of water. 516 00:49:08,195 --> 00:49:10,527 Hope this makes you feel more at home. 517 00:49:14,743 --> 00:49:16,904 No wonder you're invisible! 518 00:49:16,996 --> 00:49:20,409 You're ugly and revolting and disgusting and- 519 00:49:22,501 --> 00:49:24,617 when I get hold of that two-legged herring... 520 00:49:24,712 --> 00:49:26,873 I'll make him into chopped herring! 521 00:49:46,192 --> 00:49:48,148 What a fright. 522 00:49:48,235 --> 00:49:51,648 Best monster rally I ever attended. 523 00:49:51,739 --> 00:49:53,650 Oh, lost your head? 524 00:49:53,741 --> 00:49:57,734 Here, wait till you see what you're missing. 525 00:50:01,999 --> 00:50:03,955 You scared me. 526 00:50:05,294 --> 00:50:11,039 You dog, you! Come back with my bone! 527 00:50:22,019 --> 00:50:24,101 Punch, anyone? 528 00:50:50,798 --> 00:50:53,164 I say, it's raining. 529 00:51:08,607 --> 00:51:11,815 It's the creature's doing. I'll fix that. 530 00:51:55,904 --> 00:51:58,190 What? Where? What was that? 531 00:52:03,287 --> 00:52:05,448 A full moon. 532 00:52:05,539 --> 00:52:08,076 The poor dog, he can't help it. 533 00:52:13,756 --> 00:52:16,372 I'll never sleep tonight. 534 00:52:22,431 --> 00:52:24,547 That ought to do the trick. 535 00:53:56,608 --> 00:54:01,318 Good-bye! Good-bye, captain. Thanks for everything. 536 00:54:02,740 --> 00:54:05,231 I wonder why the captain wouldn't dock his ship. 537 00:54:05,325 --> 00:54:08,067 He seemed nervous and acted funny most of the trip. 538 00:54:08,162 --> 00:54:11,495 And those sailors-boy, are they lazy. 539 00:54:11,582 --> 00:54:14,289 Imagine not wanting to row to the island. 540 00:54:28,432 --> 00:54:32,596 Everyone must have had himself quite a time last night. 541 00:54:32,686 --> 00:54:36,599 There was nothing but a huge pile of leftovers in the dining room. 542 00:54:36,690 --> 00:54:38,100 I wonder who it was. 543 00:54:38,192 --> 00:54:42,561 This will be the best convention we've ever had. 544 00:54:42,654 --> 00:54:45,612 Without it to spoil the fun, with my nephew present... 545 00:54:49,161 --> 00:54:51,777 Ah, there's my nephew in that rowboat. 546 00:54:51,872 --> 00:54:54,363 Felix! Felix, my boy! 547 00:54:54,458 --> 00:54:57,541 Wave, Francesca, wave! Make him feel welcome. 548 00:54:58,462 --> 00:55:00,544 Uncle Boris! 549 00:55:00,631 --> 00:55:03,247 Well, here I am. 550 00:55:03,342 --> 00:55:06,550 Felix! So good to see you. 551 00:55:06,637 --> 00:55:09,629 Let me help you ground the boat. 552 00:55:09,723 --> 00:55:13,762 Please, uncle, let me do it myself. 553 00:55:15,229 --> 00:55:17,220 Give me your hand, Felix. 554 00:55:17,314 --> 00:55:20,477 I don't know how I tripped, but-oops! 555 00:55:21,777 --> 00:55:25,440 I think you two should greet each other on dry land. 556 00:55:26,657 --> 00:55:29,148 Thank you, Francesca. 557 00:55:29,243 --> 00:55:32,781 Felix, Francesca, my secretary. 558 00:55:32,871 --> 00:55:35,613 Hello, and thanks for the help in the water. 559 00:55:36,291 --> 00:55:39,533 I don't know what happened. I just slipped and- 560 00:55:39,628 --> 00:55:42,665 let's get into some dry clothes, Felix. 561 00:55:42,756 --> 00:55:45,998 Then we'll have a chance to chat and get acquainted. 562 00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:49,342 My motor launch is in the cove under those rocks. 563 00:55:49,429 --> 00:55:51,545 It'll take us right into my castle. 564 00:56:21,879 --> 00:56:26,213 Felix, yetch will take your bags and see you to your room. 565 00:56:26,300 --> 00:56:28,165 Change into some dry clothes... 566 00:56:28,260 --> 00:56:30,967 And then Francesca will show you around the island. 567 00:56:31,054 --> 00:56:33,636 We'll have plenty of time to talk later. 568 00:56:33,724 --> 00:56:36,056 That's fine with me, uncle Boris. 569 00:56:36,143 --> 00:56:39,681 I'm anxious to learn of this scientific first you wrote about. 570 00:56:49,156 --> 00:56:51,818 - Did anyone see you come here? - Not at all. 571 00:56:51,909 --> 00:56:55,276 And we do not have to worry about the monster or his mate for a while. 572 00:56:55,370 --> 00:57:00,285 She's still recuperating from last night's celebration. 573 00:57:00,375 --> 00:57:04,869 May I say that your left hook is sensational? 574 00:57:04,963 --> 00:57:08,751 - Pow, pow. - Forget last night. 575 00:57:08,842 --> 00:57:10,753 Flanken is here. 576 00:57:10,844 --> 00:57:13,836 And I don't think we'll have too much trouble... 577 00:57:13,931 --> 00:57:16,798 Eliminating him as the doctor's successor. 578 00:57:16,892 --> 00:57:20,510 I'm taking him on a picnic tour this afternoon. 579 00:57:21,647 --> 00:57:24,559 Now, this is the way we'll be going. 580 00:57:24,650 --> 00:57:27,767 There are three good places for an ambush. 581 00:57:27,861 --> 00:57:30,773 The first one is just about- 582 00:57:38,705 --> 00:57:42,289 It's nice of you to show me around like this, Francesca. 583 00:57:42,376 --> 00:57:46,790 The grounds are lovely. Such unusual flora and fauna. 584 00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:50,748 Yes, I know what you mean. You like it, and it likes you. 585 00:58:01,603 --> 00:58:04,060 Oh, nice fella. 586 00:58:04,147 --> 00:58:06,183 All right, go fetch, boy! 587 00:58:07,484 --> 00:58:09,190 There's a good boy. 588 00:58:09,277 --> 00:58:13,486 That's not a “good boy.” that was a werewolf! 589 00:58:13,573 --> 00:58:15,313 Weren't you frightened? 590 00:58:15,409 --> 00:58:18,776 Frightened? No! I've got a way with pets. 591 00:58:18,870 --> 00:58:20,360 Yes. 592 00:58:30,424 --> 00:58:35,043 Oh, dear. This poor sick fellow seems to be in trouble. 593 00:58:35,137 --> 00:58:37,970 His bandages are falling off. Maybe I can help. 594 00:58:38,056 --> 00:58:41,093 I was top man in first aid in my boy scout troop. 595 00:58:45,939 --> 00:58:47,804 There you are. 596 00:58:47,899 --> 00:58:50,811 Remind me never to sprain my ankle when you're around. 597 00:58:50,902 --> 00:58:52,984 Call me if you want the dressing changed. 598 00:59:08,128 --> 00:59:09,288 Insects! 599 00:59:09,379 --> 00:59:12,246 It's a good thing I came prepared with my insect repellant. 600 00:59:22,642 --> 00:59:27,432 Why don't we stop right here and have our picnic under this tree? 601 00:59:27,522 --> 00:59:29,262 That's fine with me. 602 00:59:29,357 --> 00:59:31,268 What kind of sandwich would you like? 603 00:59:31,359 --> 00:59:33,975 Have you got a watercress on wheat? 604 00:59:34,071 --> 00:59:38,189 Or better still, a parsley on pumpernickel is very healthy. 605 00:59:38,283 --> 00:59:43,903 Right, uh, why don't you look in the basket and see what you like? 606 00:59:43,997 --> 00:59:46,363 What's this? 607 00:59:46,458 --> 00:59:47,994 Cheese! 608 00:59:48,085 --> 00:59:50,997 Oh, but with Mayo. I don't like Mayo. 609 00:59:51,797 --> 00:59:54,083 But what's this? 610 00:59:54,174 --> 00:59:56,756 Cheese without Mayo! 611 00:59:56,843 --> 00:59:59,835 Oh, but it's on wheat toast. 612 00:59:59,930 --> 01:00:02,967 What's this? No. 613 01:00:03,058 --> 01:00:06,016 Or this-oh, maybe this. 614 01:00:07,354 --> 01:00:11,267 Now, ordinarily, I like cheese on wheat like this... 615 01:00:11,358 --> 01:00:13,269 But I like it wrapped in waxed paper. 616 01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:17,023 I must have my food absolutely sanitary. 617 01:00:20,742 --> 01:00:22,824 I'm not really hungry. 618 01:00:22,911 --> 01:00:25,402 Why don't we just lie here? 619 01:00:30,418 --> 01:00:33,535 Permit me to introduce myself. 620 01:00:33,630 --> 01:00:36,622 I am count Dracula. 621 01:00:42,889 --> 01:00:45,301 Right this way, Felix. 622 01:00:48,728 --> 01:00:52,971 You certainly have an interesting castle, uncle Boris. 623 01:00:53,066 --> 01:00:55,978 What's this? And those? 624 01:00:56,069 --> 01:00:58,481 Oh, a youthful folly. 625 01:00:58,572 --> 01:01:01,985 Wilbur and Orville spent a holiday here with me. 626 01:01:02,075 --> 01:01:03,906 Wilbur and Orville Wright? 627 01:01:03,994 --> 01:01:07,111 Wilbur and Orville Von Frankenstein. 628 01:01:07,205 --> 01:01:09,241 Your uncles, Felix. 629 01:01:09,332 --> 01:01:11,243 Oh, I didn't know. 630 01:01:11,334 --> 01:01:16,078 - Well, do you fly them, uncle? - Oh, not for years now. 631 01:01:16,173 --> 01:01:21,509 Ah, but we did have gay times frightening the cruise ships passing the island. 632 01:01:21,595 --> 01:01:23,586 But come this way. 633 01:01:25,640 --> 01:01:28,848 This is the laboratory where I've spent most of my life... 634 01:01:28,935 --> 01:01:31,972 And made most of my discoveries. 635 01:01:32,063 --> 01:01:35,772 Those experiments brought me a great deal of joy. 636 01:01:35,859 --> 01:01:38,692 Being a man of science, you understand. 637 01:01:38,778 --> 01:01:40,518 Oh, of course. 638 01:01:40,614 --> 01:01:42,605 Well, you see, uncle, I'm a pharmacist. 639 01:01:42,699 --> 01:01:46,066 Ah, then you must have conducted experiments of your own. 640 01:01:46,161 --> 01:01:47,651 Oh, yes. 641 01:01:47,746 --> 01:01:51,409 My fudge quadruple-multiflavored-Decker a la mode was a wild experiment. 642 01:01:51,499 --> 01:01:54,115 Mr. kronkite turned green after he ate it. 643 01:01:54,211 --> 01:01:56,793 Yes, of course. Well- 644 01:01:58,006 --> 01:02:02,420 well, after I retire, you'll have all the time to experiment that you want. 645 01:02:02,510 --> 01:02:05,593 - After you retire? - Yes, my boy. 646 01:02:05,680 --> 01:02:11,050 I'm turning over to you my secrets and discoveries-the entire business! 647 01:02:11,144 --> 01:02:13,385 Oh, but uncle, I already have a job... 648 01:02:13,480 --> 01:02:15,641 And I don't know anything about your business. 649 01:02:15,732 --> 01:02:17,768 Oh, don't worry, Felix. 650 01:02:17,859 --> 01:02:20,066 My younger sister was your mother. 651 01:02:20,153 --> 01:02:25,068 Frankenstein blood flows through your veins. You'll do just fine. 652 01:02:25,158 --> 01:02:29,822 Well, I don't know, uncle. Just what is your business? 653 01:02:29,913 --> 01:02:34,532 I am the head of the worldwide organization of monsters. 654 01:02:34,626 --> 01:02:38,039 M-m-m-monsters? 655 01:02:38,129 --> 01:02:41,747 I thought you said “monsters.” 656 01:02:41,841 --> 01:02:45,584 Yes, monsters. You know- 657 01:02:45,679 --> 01:02:49,922 witches, warlocks, demons, ghouls, zombies... 658 01:02:50,016 --> 01:02:52,723 Creatures, vampires. 659 01:02:52,811 --> 01:02:55,473 Monsters. 660 01:02:55,563 --> 01:02:56,894 Uncle, I may have the blood for the job... 661 01:02:56,898 --> 01:02:56,977 Uncle, I may have the blood for the job... 662 01:02:56,982 --> 01:02:58,768 Uncle, I may have the blood for the job... 663 01:02:58,858 --> 01:03:01,691 But I sure don't have the stomach for it. 664 01:03:01,778 --> 01:03:05,487 I know, my boy, but consider this. 665 01:03:11,204 --> 01:03:13,616 You gotta stay one step ahead 666 01:03:13,707 --> 01:03:16,915 stay one step ahead 667 01:03:17,002 --> 01:03:21,541 tune in to what's happening, boy, and stay one step ahead 668 01:03:21,631 --> 01:03:24,543 when they tell you read page one 669 01:03:24,634 --> 01:03:26,625 read three more and you'll find 670 01:03:26,720 --> 01:03:29,883 that the very next day when you are done 671 01:03:29,973 --> 01:03:31,804 the group is way behind 672 01:03:31,891 --> 01:03:34,382 you gotta stay one step ahead 673 01:03:34,477 --> 01:03:37,560 stay one step ahead 674 01:03:37,647 --> 01:03:42,141 tune in to what's happening, boy, and stay one step ahead 675 01:03:42,235 --> 01:03:45,147 why not keep it to yourself? 676 01:03:45,238 --> 01:03:47,354 Stay away from the pack 677 01:03:47,449 --> 01:03:50,316 when you're ready to fly, they'll start to cry 678 01:03:50,410 --> 01:03:52,526 and wish they had the knack 679 01:03:52,620 --> 01:03:55,157 you gotta stay one step ahead 680 01:03:55,248 --> 01:03:58,365 stay one step ahead 681 01:03:58,460 --> 01:04:02,453 tune in to what's happening, boy, and stay one step ahead 682 01:04:08,303 --> 01:04:10,794 You gotta get up from that bed 683 01:04:10,889 --> 01:04:13,221 and start a little ahead 684 01:04:13,308 --> 01:04:16,391 or some other bright guy will steal the pie 685 01:04:16,478 --> 01:04:18,719 come on, boy, use your head 686 01:04:18,813 --> 01:04:21,350 you gotta stay one step ahead 687 01:04:21,441 --> 01:04:24,604 stay one step ahead 688 01:04:24,694 --> 01:04:28,607 tune in to what's happening, boy, and stay one step ahead 689 01:04:28,698 --> 01:04:31,906 keep your head out of the sand 690 01:04:31,993 --> 01:04:34,154 pick the apple that's ripe 691 01:04:34,245 --> 01:04:36,827 or the very next day it's going to fall 692 01:04:36,915 --> 01:04:39,531 in someone else's hand 693 01:04:39,626 --> 01:04:42,208 you gotta stay one step ahead 694 01:04:42,295 --> 01:04:45,412 stay one step ahead 695 01:04:45,507 --> 01:04:49,967 tune in to what's happening, boy, and stay one step ahead 696 01:04:50,053 --> 01:04:52,590 you gotta stay one step ahead 697 01:04:52,680 --> 01:04:55,797 stay one step ahead 698 01:04:55,892 --> 01:05:00,352 tune in to what's happening, boy, and stay one step 699 01:05:00,438 --> 01:05:05,228 ahead 700 01:05:07,612 --> 01:05:11,355 ah, yes. I was young once myself. 701 01:05:11,449 --> 01:05:14,657 I know there are more glamorous occupations in the world. 702 01:05:14,744 --> 01:05:18,487 But remember, this is a family business. 703 01:05:18,581 --> 01:05:21,448 There's a tradition to uphold. 704 01:05:21,543 --> 01:05:25,286 You may not like it at first, but after you've worked at it a while... 705 01:05:25,380 --> 01:05:27,996 I'm sure you'll grow to love it as I have. 706 01:05:28,091 --> 01:05:29,922 Really, uncle? 707 01:05:30,009 --> 01:05:32,170 I don't want to seem ungrateful... 708 01:05:32,262 --> 01:05:35,095 But I would like to think it over. 709 01:05:35,181 --> 01:05:38,423 Of course. I understand. 710 01:05:38,518 --> 01:05:41,430 I just want you to remember that as head of the monsters... 711 01:05:41,521 --> 01:05:43,853 You have tremendous power. 712 01:05:43,940 --> 01:05:45,976 And with my secrets... 713 01:05:46,067 --> 01:05:50,777 You will be able to do things you never dreamed possible. 714 01:05:51,781 --> 01:05:54,022 I'll remember. 715 01:05:54,117 --> 01:05:57,109 Is there anyplace on the island where I can fish? 716 01:05:57,203 --> 01:05:59,114 I do my best thinking when I'm fishing. 717 01:05:59,205 --> 01:06:03,323 Surely! The moat around the castle has plenty of fish. 718 01:06:04,335 --> 01:06:09,045 Think over what I've offered you, my boy. Think it over carefully. 719 01:06:10,508 --> 01:06:13,966 I'm sure you'll reach the right decision. 720 01:06:14,053 --> 01:06:16,715 Me-head of all the monsters in the world? 721 01:06:26,691 --> 01:06:28,682 Three chances. Three! 722 01:06:28,776 --> 01:06:32,064 You had three chances to get flanken, and you blew 'em all. 723 01:06:32,155 --> 01:06:35,488 - The great count Dracula. - I'll get him! 724 01:06:35,575 --> 01:06:37,861 And before this day is over. Don't worry. 725 01:06:37,952 --> 01:06:39,783 I am worried. 726 01:06:39,871 --> 01:06:44,581 If you can't carry out your end of the bargain, why should I keep mine? 727 01:06:44,667 --> 01:06:48,785 - I'm sure that someone else is- - Forget that. 728 01:06:48,880 --> 01:06:50,791 I told you I would get him! 729 01:06:50,882 --> 01:06:56,252 And what makes you so sure that you will get the doctor's secrets? 730 01:06:57,305 --> 01:06:58,465 Come in! 731 01:06:58,556 --> 01:07:01,844 Francesca! What's she doing here? 732 01:07:01,935 --> 01:07:05,177 - We had an appointment. - A double-cross! 733 01:07:05,271 --> 01:07:08,763 What did you expect? The red cross? 734 01:07:10,443 --> 01:07:13,401 Why should we share the secrets with you? 735 01:07:13,488 --> 01:07:16,696 If you're not around, the monster will get them... 736 01:07:16,783 --> 01:07:20,776 And we'll make much better partners for Dracula. 737 01:07:20,870 --> 01:07:23,452 Better partners? Not around? 738 01:07:23,540 --> 01:07:25,451 We can't let her go, babies. 739 01:07:25,542 --> 01:07:28,750 She'll go straight to Dr. Frankenstein! 740 01:07:28,836 --> 01:07:32,454 You can't outsmart me. You'll never get- 741 01:07:33,591 --> 01:07:36,173 how did that happen? She escaped! 742 01:07:36,261 --> 01:07:38,126 What are we going to do now? 743 01:07:38,221 --> 01:07:41,213 We must stop her before she tells the baron... 744 01:07:41,307 --> 01:07:44,424 Or he'll turn us into erector sets! 745 01:07:51,234 --> 01:07:53,941 Thought they could get rid of me, did they? 746 01:07:54,028 --> 01:07:56,895 They didn't know about the secret passage. 747 01:07:56,990 --> 01:08:00,357 I'll show them. I'll show the baron too. 748 01:08:00,451 --> 01:08:05,741 They all betrayed me, but now I shall have my revenge. 749 01:08:17,510 --> 01:08:18,966 Up, my pets. 750 01:08:19,053 --> 01:08:22,341 I need one of you to fly on a very special mission for me. 751 01:08:23,099 --> 01:08:25,090 Fly, my lovely. 752 01:08:25,184 --> 01:08:28,221 Go swiftly and take my message. 753 01:08:28,313 --> 01:08:32,397 They'll all soon see that I'm not to be taken lightly. 754 01:08:37,864 --> 01:08:43,575 Gosh. Felix flanken, chairman of the board of monsters, incorporated. 755 01:08:43,661 --> 01:08:47,119 I can't do it. I just can't do it. 756 01:08:47,206 --> 01:08:50,915 I could never face that board of directors. 757 01:08:51,002 --> 01:08:53,368 I'll have to tell uncle Boris- 758 01:08:53,463 --> 01:08:57,752 well, I'll tell him that my allergies prevent me from undertaking- 759 01:08:58,676 --> 01:09:01,964 I mean, accepting the position. 760 01:09:02,055 --> 01:09:04,341 Oh, but he won't like it. 761 01:09:04,432 --> 01:09:07,924 Maybe I can talk him out of retiring. 762 01:09:12,982 --> 01:09:17,692 Honey, I think you're making a big mistake, running out like this. 763 01:09:17,779 --> 01:09:20,065 Well, until you get a better idea. 764 01:09:20,156 --> 01:09:24,320 Right now, I think I'll take a coffin break. 765 01:09:24,410 --> 01:09:27,823 If we stay together, we can still stop Francesca. 766 01:09:27,914 --> 01:09:31,327 That's it! Why don't we go down the trapdoor? 767 01:09:31,417 --> 01:09:34,079 Maybe she's still at the other end. 768 01:09:34,170 --> 01:09:36,627 That's not a bad idea... 769 01:09:36,714 --> 01:09:41,754 If I knew what was at the other end of that trapdoor. 770 01:09:41,844 --> 01:09:44,051 You'll find out in a minute. 771 01:09:44,138 --> 01:09:47,926 Fang, see to it that the count enjoys his trip. 772 01:09:49,936 --> 01:09:55,226 Now, just a second, I- remember, I'm a coun- 773 01:10:04,409 --> 01:10:08,448 If I could only find the doctor's formula for destroying matter... 774 01:10:08,538 --> 01:10:10,995 I can rule all the others. 775 01:10:14,127 --> 01:10:18,120 - What- - We meet again, Francesca. 776 01:10:18,214 --> 01:10:23,208 I thought it rather rude of you to leave us without saying good-bye. 777 01:10:23,302 --> 01:10:27,716 - Don't any of you come near me. - Stop behaving like the statue of Liberty! 778 01:10:27,807 --> 01:10:32,221 - Put that torch down. - Yes, we can still make a deal. 779 01:10:32,311 --> 01:10:34,302 Make a deal with you? 780 01:10:34,397 --> 01:10:37,639 Not as long as I've got wolfsbane for you, vampire... 781 01:10:37,734 --> 01:10:39,975 And a torch for you, monster. 782 01:10:40,069 --> 01:10:42,981 Or is it a torch for a vampire and wolfsbane for a monster? 783 01:10:43,072 --> 01:10:46,610 Or wolfsbane for a werewolf and a torch for a vampire? 784 01:10:46,701 --> 01:10:49,847 No, it's a stake through the heart for a vampire and a silver bullet for a monster- 785 01:10:49,871 --> 01:10:53,238 I'll take the torch. You get the wolfsbane. 786 01:10:58,671 --> 01:11:02,163 I told you you'd never get me. 787 01:11:02,258 --> 01:11:05,546 But all of you will soon be getting yours. 788 01:11:09,766 --> 01:11:13,805 Can't you do anything right, you butterfingers? You let her get away! 789 01:11:16,856 --> 01:11:18,687 That smarts! 790 01:11:18,775 --> 01:11:21,437 I wouldn't worry too much about her. 791 01:11:21,527 --> 01:11:25,270 The crocodiles in the lagoon should finish our job. 792 01:11:41,547 --> 01:11:45,290 - You-Felix. - F-f-Francesca! 793 01:11:45,384 --> 01:11:49,627 Flanken has just rescued Francesca from the moat! 794 01:11:49,722 --> 01:11:53,556 They look like they're gonna do the ballet from swamp lake. 795 01:11:56,813 --> 01:11:59,520 I knew I should have finished packing my coffin. 796 01:11:59,607 --> 01:12:01,939 Don't panic again, babies. 797 01:12:02,026 --> 01:12:04,142 Let's call all the monsters together... 798 01:12:04,237 --> 01:12:09,152 And have them help us get Francesca and this, uh-this flanken! 799 01:12:09,242 --> 01:12:12,154 Everything was fine until you came to this island. 800 01:12:12,245 --> 01:12:16,113 Now you've ruined everything, and I hate you, I hate you, I hate you! 801 01:12:17,583 --> 01:12:20,290 Francesca, I'm sorry. I didn't know. 802 01:12:20,378 --> 01:12:22,334 F-f-Francesca. Francesca. 803 01:12:22,421 --> 01:12:24,707 Oh, the shock. 804 01:12:24,799 --> 01:12:28,041 You're hysterical! Calm down. 805 01:12:28,761 --> 01:12:31,093 I hate to do this. 806 01:12:31,180 --> 01:12:33,091 I'm sorry about that. 807 01:12:33,182 --> 01:12:35,798 - Oh, Felix. - You're not mad? 808 01:12:35,893 --> 01:12:37,804 Oh, Felix. 809 01:12:37,895 --> 01:12:40,477 I think you're still hysterical! 810 01:12:40,565 --> 01:12:44,433 Oh, Felix, you're wonderful. 811 01:12:44,527 --> 01:12:46,768 I've been such a fool. 812 01:12:57,331 --> 01:13:01,574 Francesca, does your head feel lighter than air? 813 01:13:01,669 --> 01:13:02,669 Yes. 814 01:13:02,753 --> 01:13:05,119 Does your throat feel parched... 815 01:13:05,214 --> 01:13:09,048 - And do you sort of tingle all over? - Oh, yes. Yes, Felix. 816 01:13:09,135 --> 01:13:11,342 Then you must have... 817 01:13:11,429 --> 01:13:13,340 Allergies too. 818 01:13:13,431 --> 01:13:17,800 - Here, try some of my pills. - Oh, Felix, darling. 819 01:13:28,237 --> 01:13:33,732 There never was a love like mine for you 820 01:13:33,826 --> 01:13:37,990 never was a love like mine 821 01:13:38,080 --> 01:13:43,495 all the other girls you may have met 822 01:13:43,586 --> 01:13:48,250 never gave you love you're gonna get 823 01:13:48,341 --> 01:13:53,256 there never was a torch that burned so blue 824 01:13:53,346 --> 01:13:59,091 never was a love like mine 825 01:13:59,185 --> 01:14:01,426 for you 826 01:14:03,606 --> 01:14:09,021 there never was a love like mine for you 827 01:14:09,111 --> 01:14:13,275 never was a love like mine 828 01:14:13,366 --> 01:14:18,781 all the love you may have read about 829 01:14:18,871 --> 01:14:22,955 honey, you can just forget about 830 01:14:23,042 --> 01:14:28,958 there never was a screen romance for two 831 01:14:29,048 --> 01:14:34,008 never was a love like mine 832 01:14:34,095 --> 01:14:36,051 for you 833 01:14:37,848 --> 01:14:43,935 tell me a thousand times each day 834 01:14:44,021 --> 01:14:48,981 you've never been loved this way 835 01:14:49,068 --> 01:14:54,813 swear to me you'll never roam, dear 836 01:14:54,907 --> 01:14:59,651 promise me you'll stay at home, dear 837 01:15:04,709 --> 01:15:09,874 There never was a love like mine for you 838 01:15:09,964 --> 01:15:15,709 never was a love like mine 839 01:15:15,803 --> 01:15:19,762 little cupids with their bows and such 840 01:15:20,766 --> 01:15:25,601 never shot an arrow that meant much 841 01:15:25,688 --> 01:15:30,648 to any little love for any two 842 01:15:30,735 --> 01:15:36,071 never was a love like mine 843 01:15:36,157 --> 01:15:38,864 for you 844 01:15:40,828 --> 01:15:44,491 never was a love 845 01:15:44,582 --> 01:15:48,245 like mine 846 01:15:48,335 --> 01:15:52,578 for you 847 01:15:54,300 --> 01:16:01,138 baby, for you 848 01:16:01,223 --> 01:16:03,134 yeah 849 01:16:10,608 --> 01:16:13,145 Felix, darling, we've got to get off this island in a hurry. 850 01:16:13,235 --> 01:16:15,100 Why? What's the matter? 851 01:16:15,196 --> 01:16:17,357 Dracula and the monster are out to get you and me... 852 01:16:17,448 --> 01:16:19,208 Because your uncle wants you to succeed him. 853 01:16:19,283 --> 01:16:21,569 Well, I've thought about that... 854 01:16:21,660 --> 01:16:25,073 And I just can't do it... 855 01:16:25,164 --> 01:16:27,906 Whether my uncle likes it or not. 856 01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:29,831 I'll just tell them that. 857 01:16:29,919 --> 01:16:33,707 They won't listen to you or your uncle now. 858 01:16:33,798 --> 01:16:35,914 They've already gone too far. 859 01:16:36,008 --> 01:16:41,128 Besides, something much more horrible and deadly will be threatening this island soon. 860 01:16:41,222 --> 01:16:44,430 - What? - Never mind. We've got to leave here now. 861 01:16:44,517 --> 01:16:47,179 Without even saying good-bye to anyone? 862 01:16:47,269 --> 01:16:51,729 Felix, I've a boat hidden at the other end of the island to help us escape. 863 01:16:51,816 --> 01:16:56,401 You must come now. Oh, what have I done? 864 01:16:57,863 --> 01:17:01,196 And so I say, brother monsters... 865 01:17:01,283 --> 01:17:07,199 Unless we can stop Felix flanken from succeeding the baron... 866 01:17:07,289 --> 01:17:10,452 Then our organization is doomed! 867 01:17:10,543 --> 01:17:13,910 - Yes, yetch. - Point of information. 868 01:17:14,004 --> 01:17:18,122 Why don't we just go to baron Von Frankenstein... 869 01:17:18,217 --> 01:17:20,048 And tell him how we feel? 870 01:17:20,136 --> 01:17:22,127 Out of order! 871 01:17:22,221 --> 01:17:25,713 Now, are we going to let this outsider- 872 01:17:25,808 --> 01:17:29,300 this human-push us around? 873 01:17:29,395 --> 01:17:32,512 Or are we going to look out for our own good... 874 01:17:32,606 --> 01:17:35,598 And do something about it? 875 01:17:35,693 --> 01:17:41,563 I say we go get flanken and Francesca! 876 01:17:41,657 --> 01:17:45,696 All in favor of that motion, say “growl”... 877 01:17:45,786 --> 01:17:48,573 “Ugh,” “yeah” or whatever. 878 01:17:49,957 --> 01:17:51,868 All opposed, say- 879 01:17:56,088 --> 01:17:59,296 the motion is passed unanimously. 880 01:17:59,383 --> 01:18:02,090 Wait a minute, count! Point of order! 881 01:18:02,178 --> 01:18:05,670 Point of information! Point of importance! 882 01:18:05,764 --> 01:18:08,050 Speak up and stop pointing. 883 01:18:08,142 --> 01:18:13,011 I cannot allow us to do this to baron Von Frankenstein. 884 01:18:13,105 --> 01:18:16,017 We must remain loyal to him. 885 01:18:16,108 --> 01:18:19,521 He was always around when we needed him. 886 01:18:21,655 --> 01:18:24,647 He was around when you needed him? 887 01:18:24,742 --> 01:18:29,862 When you needed a girlfriend and he just made one, did he give it to you? 888 01:18:29,955 --> 01:18:33,038 - Well, no, but- - And what about Francesca? 889 01:18:33,125 --> 01:18:37,368 He could have given her to you, but did he? 890 01:18:37,463 --> 01:18:40,330 No, he kept her for himself- 891 01:18:40,424 --> 01:18:42,415 himself, yetch- 892 01:18:42,509 --> 01:18:46,502 when we all knew she should have been yours. 893 01:18:46,597 --> 01:18:49,179 You deserved her, yetch... 894 01:18:49,266 --> 01:18:53,635 But she is his-his, not yours. 895 01:18:53,729 --> 01:18:57,517 L- I want to take my-back. 896 01:18:57,608 --> 01:19:00,850 All right, babies, it's “umaninumous.” 897 01:19:00,945 --> 01:19:04,403 “Unie-mouse.” “unie-noonie.” “umie-nanny.” 898 01:19:04,490 --> 01:19:07,482 It's a hundred percent. Let's go. 899 01:19:07,576 --> 01:19:10,568 They went into the jungle. Follow me. 900 01:19:22,800 --> 01:19:25,963 Let's stop for a minute. I have to catch my breath. 901 01:19:26,053 --> 01:19:30,638 I'm pretty tired myself, but I don't think anyone is following us yet. 902 01:19:30,724 --> 01:19:32,589 They'll be catching up with us soon enough. 903 01:19:32,685 --> 01:19:37,770 Oh, if Mr. kronkite could see me now, I wonder what he'd say. 904 01:19:50,077 --> 01:19:52,443 Felix! Help me! 905 01:19:52,538 --> 01:19:54,449 Maybe it likes pills. 906 01:19:55,666 --> 01:19:59,409 Now to get you loose. 907 01:19:59,503 --> 01:20:01,835 Hurry, it's getting tighter! 908 01:20:06,844 --> 01:20:09,176 Oh, I'm free. 909 01:20:09,263 --> 01:20:12,596 Felix, you saved my life again. 910 01:20:12,683 --> 01:20:16,221 Oh, don't thank me. Thank my pills. 911 01:20:18,147 --> 01:20:20,229 Don't thank my pills. Thank me. 912 01:20:26,280 --> 01:20:30,239 We better start moving again. Time is running against us. 913 01:20:51,555 --> 01:20:56,015 How much further do we have to go before we get out of this jungle? 914 01:20:56,101 --> 01:20:57,807 Maybe another hour or so. 915 01:20:59,104 --> 01:21:03,313 It's the werewolf. They've picked up our trail. We can't rest here any longer. 916 01:21:18,707 --> 01:21:22,370 I can't take another step. I must rest. 917 01:21:22,461 --> 01:21:24,998 I wasn't made for this kind of activity. 918 01:21:28,801 --> 01:21:32,134 Go on without me, Felix. Just leave me something to read. 919 01:21:32,221 --> 01:21:35,088 There's a boat with provisions in it hidden near the edge of the beach. 920 01:21:35,182 --> 01:21:37,468 I'm not leaving you. 921 01:21:37,559 --> 01:21:40,141 I'll carry you out of the jungle. 922 01:21:41,605 --> 01:21:44,221 Say, you're heavier than I thought. 923 01:21:44,316 --> 01:21:46,898 I wanted you to know I'm no easy pickup. 924 01:21:46,985 --> 01:21:51,479 Maybe I could make a sling out of some vines. 925 01:21:51,573 --> 01:21:55,065 - That way, I'll be able to move you. - Groovy, but hurry, will ya? 926 01:21:55,160 --> 01:21:56,991 Don't go away now. 927 01:22:00,999 --> 01:22:03,365 Put her down, you dirty dog! 928 01:22:06,338 --> 01:22:10,422 Say, biting's not fair. Put up your fists and fight like a man. 929 01:22:10,509 --> 01:22:13,751 Attack! Kill! Maim! 930 01:22:13,846 --> 01:22:15,882 Decapitate! 931 01:22:15,973 --> 01:22:18,680 Get away, Felix! Run to the boat! 932 01:22:18,767 --> 01:22:20,849 Save yourself! 933 01:22:27,067 --> 01:22:32,482 Coward! Running away just as I was about to thrash you within an inch of your life! 934 01:22:32,573 --> 01:22:35,189 How do you do? 935 01:22:44,543 --> 01:22:46,499 Hiya, fellas. 936 01:22:47,296 --> 01:22:48,911 Nice day, isn't it? 937 01:22:49,006 --> 01:22:51,372 You are now our prisoner. 938 01:22:54,928 --> 01:22:58,466 - Bless you. - Thank you. It's an allergy. 939 01:23:04,605 --> 01:23:07,017 - You have it! - Have what? 940 01:23:07,107 --> 01:23:09,974 The baron's secret formula that can destroy matter! 941 01:23:10,068 --> 01:23:12,810 I do? Oh, I do! I do! 942 01:23:12,905 --> 01:23:15,612 Do not point that vial at me! 943 01:23:16,575 --> 01:23:20,818 So you recognize this vile, vile vial, huh? 944 01:23:20,913 --> 01:23:22,904 Well, good. 945 01:23:22,998 --> 01:23:26,286 Then you know what will happen if I drop it. 946 01:23:26,376 --> 01:23:30,119 Take me to Francesca. Move! 947 01:23:30,214 --> 01:23:31,920 Or I'll let you have it! 948 01:23:33,342 --> 01:23:37,335 Aha! Frozen with fear, are you? 949 01:23:37,429 --> 01:23:42,093 You didn't realize the rapier-keen, silken-smooth Felix flanken... 950 01:23:42,184 --> 01:23:45,676 Could be so rough and tough and hard and strong... 951 01:23:45,771 --> 01:23:48,478 And manly and virile and- 952 01:23:49,858 --> 01:23:52,691 and weak, timid... 953 01:23:52,778 --> 01:23:55,269 And petrified and- 954 01:23:56,490 --> 01:23:59,152 hi-ho, there! May I get you a banana? 955 01:24:05,415 --> 01:24:08,282 Oh, monsters, beasts- 956 01:24:08,377 --> 01:24:13,462 Francesca-Francesca! Must save Francesca! 957 01:26:11,625 --> 01:26:14,287 You were a fool to have ignored me... 958 01:26:14,378 --> 01:26:16,835 And to have gone with that flanken! 959 01:26:16,922 --> 01:26:21,211 Now, at long last, you are mine, Francesca! 960 01:26:21,885 --> 01:26:24,877 Yetch, you wretch, don't touch me! 961 01:26:24,971 --> 01:26:27,178 Touch you? 962 01:26:27,265 --> 01:26:31,929 At long last, I am going to kiss you! 963 01:26:32,688 --> 01:26:37,182 Oy vey! That Francesca's something! 964 01:26:37,275 --> 01:26:40,893 She can fly me to the moon with her kisses! 965 01:26:44,700 --> 01:26:48,363 Must... get to Francesca. 966 01:26:48,453 --> 01:26:50,318 Must... save her! 967 01:26:51,498 --> 01:26:52,829 Help! 968 01:27:10,851 --> 01:27:13,763 Too late! Too late. 969 01:27:13,854 --> 01:27:17,346 I've failed. What can I do? 970 01:27:17,441 --> 01:27:19,523 There's nothing I can do. 971 01:27:19,609 --> 01:27:22,066 I can't live without her. 972 01:27:22,154 --> 01:27:24,145 I'll kill myself! 973 01:27:24,239 --> 01:27:29,108 - No, Felix, wait, wait! Don't kill yourself. - Who's gonna kill myself? 974 01:27:29,202 --> 01:27:32,194 I only said that because I didn't think anyone could hear me. 975 01:27:32,289 --> 01:27:36,157 - But what will we do, uncle? - I'll save Francesca. 976 01:27:36,251 --> 01:27:40,164 You go back and wait for her in the boat. I have a plan. 977 01:27:40,255 --> 01:27:43,793 - But- - There's nothing you can do. Trust me. Go! 978 01:27:43,884 --> 01:27:47,251 - Can I ask you one thing? - Yes, nephew? 979 01:27:47,345 --> 01:27:49,677 You know a shortcut? 980 01:27:49,765 --> 01:27:51,847 I'm tired of hacking and chopping. 981 01:28:02,694 --> 01:28:04,434 What are we gonna do? 982 01:28:04,529 --> 01:28:08,147 Pray he doesn't start beating his chest. 983 01:28:08,241 --> 01:28:11,483 You-why don't you do something? 984 01:28:12,537 --> 01:28:15,620 You're going to do something? 985 01:28:15,707 --> 01:28:18,870 What? What? What-what-what? 986 01:28:23,715 --> 01:28:26,707 You're crying? That's not enough. 987 01:28:27,469 --> 01:28:30,381 Oh, thank badness. Felix is escaping. 988 01:28:30,472 --> 01:28:34,135 One thing is for sure. 989 01:28:34,226 --> 01:28:38,344 If I ever get out of this mess alive... 990 01:28:38,438 --> 01:28:42,351 I'll never hack and chop in a jungle again! 991 01:29:50,427 --> 01:29:54,670 All right. All right, you. Put her down! 992 01:29:55,724 --> 01:29:58,010 It's me you want. 993 01:30:26,296 --> 01:30:28,787 Come on, Francesca! Come on! 994 01:30:28,882 --> 01:30:31,544 Where are you? Francesca! 995 01:30:31,635 --> 01:30:33,296 You called? 996 01:30:34,512 --> 01:30:36,719 Quick, Felix. Start the engine. 997 01:30:36,806 --> 01:30:39,343 - We've got to get away from here. - B-but my uncle- 998 01:30:39,434 --> 01:30:43,268 - what of him? - It's too late. No one can help him now. 999 01:30:43,355 --> 01:30:47,439 Quickly, darling, my beloved, my sweet. 1000 01:30:47,525 --> 01:30:49,390 Bug out! 1001 01:31:13,510 --> 01:31:15,501 Yes, all right. 1002 01:31:15,595 --> 01:31:21,056 And now you, you overgrown chimpanzee... 1003 01:31:21,142 --> 01:31:25,385 You've caused me anguish for the very last time. 1004 01:31:25,480 --> 01:31:29,393 And all of you, with your jealousies and your hates. 1005 01:31:29,484 --> 01:31:33,978 You wanted my vial. You'd kill my nephew for it. 1006 01:31:34,072 --> 01:31:40,989 Well, now you shall see that baron Von Frankenstein is not one to cross. 1007 01:31:41,079 --> 01:31:44,162 True, you won't see it for too long a time. 1008 01:31:44,249 --> 01:31:48,288 But for one second-oh, boy! 1009 01:32:19,117 --> 01:32:23,486 I know it's wrong, but I have this tremendous urge to sing “auld lang syne.” 1010 01:32:43,933 --> 01:32:46,390 Did you close the windows in your room? 1011 01:32:49,189 --> 01:32:53,853 Well, it's all over, my darling. We're going home now. 1012 01:32:53,943 --> 01:32:58,277 My place isn't much-two small rooms... 1013 01:32:58,364 --> 01:33:00,275 A furnished medicine cabinet. 1014 01:33:00,366 --> 01:33:02,357 But we'll be married. 1015 01:33:02,452 --> 01:33:06,866 And soon there'll be the sound of tiny flankens running around. 1016 01:33:06,956 --> 01:33:08,912 Oh, Felix! 1017 01:33:10,710 --> 01:33:13,543 Wh-wh-what is it? 1018 01:33:13,630 --> 01:33:16,417 What have I said? We'll get a bigger place. 1019 01:33:16,508 --> 01:33:18,920 I'll give up sneezing. What is it? 1020 01:33:19,010 --> 01:33:22,173 Oh, Felix, I can never marry you. 1021 01:33:22,263 --> 01:33:25,630 You can't? You don't love me? 1022 01:33:25,725 --> 01:33:30,560 Yes, I do. I do love you, and that's why I won't marry you. 1023 01:33:30,647 --> 01:33:33,764 Well, Francesca, I've got to tell you something. 1024 01:33:33,858 --> 01:33:37,100 I can't keep on dating you in jungles. 1025 01:33:37,195 --> 01:33:41,029 No, Felix. There's something I must tell you. 1026 01:33:41,116 --> 01:33:44,199 Haven't you wondered why I was on that island? 1027 01:33:44,953 --> 01:33:49,447 You see, I'm not a human being like you are. 1028 01:33:49,541 --> 01:33:54,285 I was created by Frankenstein after the monster and his mate. 1029 01:33:54,379 --> 01:33:57,121 I was his masterpiece. 1030 01:33:57,215 --> 01:34:02,130 But where other women have a heart, I have a spring that will unwind. 1031 01:34:02,220 --> 01:34:04,461 Where other women have lungs... 1032 01:34:04,556 --> 01:34:08,720 I've got a pump that runs on batteries which will run out. 1033 01:34:08,810 --> 01:34:11,722 Where other women have elbows and knees... 1034 01:34:11,813 --> 01:34:16,648 I have metallic joints that will one day grow rusty and stiffen. 1035 01:34:16,734 --> 01:34:21,774 I'm just a machine with hundreds of parts that will eventually wear out. 1036 01:34:21,865 --> 01:34:23,355 Well, Francesca- 1037 01:34:25,368 --> 01:34:29,031 well, Francesca, none of us are perfect- 1038 01:34:29,122 --> 01:34:31,704 are perfect-are perfect-are perfect- 75527

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