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that's the last of it

good great i should have known this was

never gonna work out

you told me you weren't gonna do this

today i'm just glad i get to go back to

my life

and you can go back to your open

relationship and sucking whatever gas

station attendant off that you like

he wasn't a gas station he worked in

propane oh i don't even want to hear it

you promised you would keep it together

for the yard sale today that was the

agreement

i will keep it together for the yard

sale good

now to get rid of some of this crap

you've been holding on to from college

we are doing this for the greater good

just let it go

breathe breathe good

namaste out of my face

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so

why why why do we stop here stop

everybody loves a good yard sale this is

all garbage they go

look we have matching helmets like who

puppies

antique hey guys

thanks for stopping by i love it i

haven't been to a yard sale in years

oh it's a garage sale see how we're in

the garage

here and like you know this is where all

the stuff is in the garage if you look

at the yard

ignore him yeah i love this lamp

oh yeah thank you my grandma found it at

a russian

bazaar in the 20s how much

850 850

yep it could be worth thousands i think

i think i

really need it it would look so good in

our living room

are you insane i'm gonna do some

research

no scam i wouldn't be getting rid of it

if it wasn't for me having to move so

quickly

why you got to move so quick divorce

unfortunately

oh thanks isn't that amazing

yeah wow okay um

yeah we didn't see eye eye on mondogamy

right um sorry to hear that no no

don't be don't be sorry it gives me more

of a chance to do

fun things in my life you know what i

mean um

yeah just no not really

we can have all sorts of fun at the yard

sale um no i don't think we can because

my wife is there

your ex-wife is there oh okay

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um

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um

honey guess what kayla says

that this vice lamp might have belonged

to a russian

czar i read it online i'm pretty sure uh

a czar

huh that's wow okay you know that that

could really

up our investment on the block is

everything okay over there

yeah it's just great i um i'm gonna take

your husband inside

to look at a piece inside perfect what

no we don't have to stand there no it

could be another piece of the set

okay yeah you definitely have me sold

yeah great perfect

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oh my god

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this is the kind of shit that tore us

apart

all right you know i'm gonna probably

just get back to my wife oh you're not

going anywhere

okay

this used to bring us together remember

i've changed i just don't go

fuck every guy that i meet this doesn't

turn you on a bit

wow oh wow okay

we're both doing it now all

i right watching you do it i like

watching music too

okay uh you guys want me to want me to

go

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okay

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you're right i do want oh this looks so

good

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um

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you're so right i miss this so much

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does that feel good

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yes

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me

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oh

your dick is covered with our spits

holy shit

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holy shit oh my god

i want it wet with our pussies

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don't is please

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yeah uh

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oh my god

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i'm really glad i can help you guys with

your relationship or whatever

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holy shit that feels so good

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let's get you both side by side right

here

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oh my god yet

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yes

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oh my god amazing so good so i guess

we're back to

our old selves huh girls again

i love you

see i told you it was such a good idea

to have a yard sale you're right

this is this is unbelievable

yeah it's probably for the better

honestly i mean

yeah okay well if you guys need any help

with this yard sound

isn't it a garage

divorce attorney you might meet her soon

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