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♪ Got a band
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that's really cool ♪
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♪ Stealing words
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from you-know-who ♪
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♪ Playing gigs when we can,
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trying to impress our fans ♪
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♪ Older sister goes berserk ♪
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♪ Her temper is
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her biggest quirk ♪
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♪ I got a plan
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that just might work ♪
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♪ Now, we're gonna rock
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and we're gonna roll ♪
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♪ We are Grojband, whoa! ♪
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(LOW HOWLING-MOAN)
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HOWLING HEIGHTS MOUNTAIN.
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SO NAMED FOR ITS OCCASIONAL
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HOWLING,
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AND ITS CONSTANT HEIGHTS.
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AND NOW, IT HAS GIVEN LOCAL
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KID-IN-A-BAND COREY RIFFIN,
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A DEATH WISH.
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THAT'S RIGHT, BUZZ.
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INSTEAD OF A SAD
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WINDY MOAN,
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PEACEVILLE'S GONNA HEAR
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WICKED ROCK MUSIC
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BLASTING DOWN FROM THE HIGHEST
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POINT ON EARTH!
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AND HOW DO YOU RESPOND
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TO PEOPLE WHO SAY
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THAT YOU FOUR KIDS,
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WHO HAVE NEVER CLIMBED
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A MOUNTAIN,
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ARE PRETTY MUCH DOOMED?
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I SAY THE ROCK-TOP,
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ROCK AND ROLL
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ROCKING ON TOP OF A ROCK EVENT
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IS GONNA ROCK YOUR WORLDS!
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(MIC FEEDBACK)
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AND SO BEGINS THE GROJBAND
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DEATHWATCH.
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MORE AT SIX!
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LANEY:
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SO THIS IS HOW YOU TELL
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YOUR BAND
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THEY'RE CLIMBING A MOUNTAIN?
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WE'RE CLIMBING A MOUNTAIN!
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NO BAND'S EVER DONE THAT!
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NO HUMAN BAND,
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BUT LEGEND HAS IT...
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HOWLING HEIGHTS WAS HOME TO THE
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GREATEST SASQUATCH BAND EVER!
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KIN:
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"THE WALKING CARPETS" OWNED
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THE SASQUATCH MUSIC SCENE,
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PLAYING THE HOTTEST FROZEN
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PEAKS OF THE WORLD!
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THIS WAS WAY BACK...
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WHEN SAXOPHONE WAS COOL,
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AND NOT SUPER-CHEESY.
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(PLAYS A SAX RIFF)
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(MOUNTAIN RUMBLES)
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BUT THEY WERE BURIED
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IN AN AVALANCHE
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ON HOWLING HEIGHTS...
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FOREVER.
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OR, UNTIL THEY DIED.
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THE POINT IS,
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THEY WERE LOST UP THERE.
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AND NOW THE GHOST OF THEIR
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SAX PLAYER MOANS
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WITH THE BLOWING WIND.
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WELL, HUMANS HAVE EVOLVED
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SINCE THEN!
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WE'LL BE FINE!
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NOW, EVERYONE PUT ON AN EXTRA
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PAIR OF SOCKS.
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SO IN THIS ONE, NICK'S HAIR
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LOOKS SILKY,
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SO IT GOES NEAR THE TOP.
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AND THIS ONE LOOKS
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MORNING FRESH,
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SO IT SHOULD GO
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NEAR THE MIDDLE.
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WOW!
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YOU REALLY LIKE NICK'S HAIR.
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BECAUSE IT'S EPIC!
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AND I LIKE ALL THINGS NICK.
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BUT YOU'VE TRIED LIKING LOTS
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OF STUFF HE LIKES.
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THAT WON'T STOP YOU
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FROM HELPING ME TO TRY,
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NO MATTER HOW MEGA SUPER
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HARD IT IS.
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OOF!
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♪ Nick likes
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when you try things ♪
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KIN:
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WE'RE ALL PACKED!
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I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE
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A GHOST SASQUATCH.
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ARE YOU GIRLS SURE YOU WANNA
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VOLUNTEER FOR THIS?
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KATE, ALLIE:
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TOTALLY!
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COREY:
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WE'LL BE AT THE TOP OF HOWLING
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HEIGHTS BEFORE YOU CAN SAY,
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"OH NO,
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MY FEET ARE FROZEN."
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THEN WE'LL BLAST OUR MUSIC
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AND COVER THE WHOLE TOWN!
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WHAT? I WILL SO UN-LET
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COREY'S LAME MUSIC
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RAIN DOWN FROM THE SKY!
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WELL, CLIMBING A MOUNTAIN
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IS PRETTY DANGEROUS,
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MAYBE THEY'LL FALL OFF?
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TRINA:
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HM. MAYBE THEY WILL.
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"TANKS" FOR THE IDEA, MINA.
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"TANKS" A LOT.
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(WIND HOWLS, TRINA LAUGHS)
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KON:
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SO... C-C-C-COLD...
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COREY:
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COME ON, GUYS.
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YOU DON'T HEAR OUR
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GROUPIES COMPLAINING.
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(SHIVERING)
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COREY:
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WE MADE IT!
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ARE YOU READY TO MAKE ROCK
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AND ROLL HISTORY, PEACEVILLE?
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(WIND HOWLS, CRICKET CHIRPS)
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YOU DO REALIZE WE DON'T HAVE
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ANY LYRICS YET, RIGHT?
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NO PROB, LANES.
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WE'LL GET 'EM WHEN
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WE CLIMB DOWN AFTER REHEARSAL.
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REHEARSAL?! WE HAVE TO CLIMB
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THE MOUNTAIN AGAIN?!
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WE ALMOST DIED,
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LIKE, TEN TIMES!
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I COUNTED NINE.
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YOU FORGOT THE GIANT
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ICICLE SPEAR.
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THIS'LL BE WAY EASY!
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MINA! TOTALLY DO THE TANK THING
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NOW!
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MINA:
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(GIGGLES) I SO GET YOUR "TANKS"
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JOKE NOW, TRINA.
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LOOK, WE'VE ALL GOT CLIMBING
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EXPERIENCE NOW!
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THERE'S NO WAY WE'LL NEARLY
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DIE HALF AS MUCH
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ON THE WAY BACK UP!
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(LOUD THUD)
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KON:
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OH, LOOKS LIKE SNOW.
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(GASPS)
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YOU MISSED THEM!
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EPIC TANK FAIL!
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(WIND HOWLS)
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(SCREAMS)
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HELLO, I'M GARY.
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THIS IS MY PLACE.
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HEY, GARY.
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WE'RE GROJBAND.
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WE WERE TRYING TO REHEARSE
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UP HERE.
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I GUESS IT DIDN'T GO SO WELL.
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YOU'RE A BAND?
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I WAS IN A BAND!
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(GASP)
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WERE YOU IN THE WALKING
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CARPETS?!
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OH YEAH. BUT THAT WAS
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A LONG TIME AGO.
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I PLAYED SAXOPHONE.
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KIN:
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BUT THE SAX PLAYER'S THE ONE
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THAT GOT THEM BURIED ALIVE
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AND NOW WE HEAR THEIR
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GHOOOOOOSTLY MOOOOOOANS
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ON THE WIND.
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WHAT? NAH, MAN.
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THAT'S JUST ME, JAMMING.
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OH. A NON-GHOST SAX-SQUATCH.
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THAT'S COOL, I GUESS.
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YEAH,
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THE BAND KICKED ME OUT.
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I GOT ALL THE LADIES.
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THEY WERE JEALOUS.
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KON:
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YOUR FUR IS PRETTY LUXURIOUS.
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I'D BE JEALOUS, TOO.
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NO. THIS IS HOW I GOT
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THE LADIES.
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(HUGE INHALE)
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(PLAYS A SLOW ROMANTIC RIFF)
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HEY! WHY DON'T YOU COME
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JAM WITH US?
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WHOA! FOR REAL?
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I'D LOVE TO!
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UM, CORE?
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HE'S A SASQUATCH.
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AND A SAX PLAYER.
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LANES, IF WE BRING
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THIS THING HOME
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AND SCARE TRINA WITH
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ALL IT'S SAXY, HAIRY-NESS.
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SHE'LL SPRINT INTO
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DIARY MODE
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AND WE'LL HAVE OUR LYRICS.
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BESIDES, HE CAN HELP US
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CLIMB BACK UP!
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IT'S A WIN-WIN IDEA!
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♪ Wicked cold transition ♪
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TRINA:
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OH, YOU'RE ALIVE.
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I THOUGHT YOU'D BE
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SNOW ANGELS BY NOW.
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WE HAD SOME TROUBLE,
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BUT LUCKILY
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WE WERE RESCUED...
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BY A TERRIFYING MONSTER!
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HEY THERE.
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IS THAT A BIGFOOT?!
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(WHISPER)
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IT'S DIARY TIME.
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(PLAYS A SMOOTH TUNE)
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TRINA?
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♪♪
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YOUR HAIR.
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IT'S SO MUCH THE BEST.
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AND THOSE SMOOTH TUNES.
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WE'RE DATING NOW.
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GARY:
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(CHUCKLES)
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OH YEAH,
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DON'T HOLD IT AGAINST ME, GUYS.
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MINA:
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UH, TRINA?
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WELL, THAT DIDN'T WORK.
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RELAX, LANES.
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IT CAN'T NOT WORK FOREVER.
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(GROANS)
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('80s SAX BALLAD PLAYS)
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(BUZZING)
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(SCREAMS)
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(GASPS)
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♪♪
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(BLOWS NOSE)
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KIN:
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WE ARE NEVER GETTING
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THOSE LYRICS.
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KON: (WHISPERING)
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SHHH, THIS IS THE BEST PART.
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TRINA:
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GARY LIKES ME, MINA!
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AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE
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TO WORK FOR IT! SIGH.
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DID YOU SEE HIS HAIR?
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I MEAN, HIS HAIR IS LIKE,
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WHOA!
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(GLASS SHATTERS)
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AND I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
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HAVEN'T YELLED AT ME...
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I MEAN, EDUCATED ME,
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SINCE YOU MET GARY!
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HEEEEY, IF YOU DON'T WANT
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THOSE PICTURES OF NICK-
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NO! BAD MINA! DROP IT!
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(PLAYS A TUNE)
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(CRINGING)
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GOTTA SAY, COREY.
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I'M REALLY DIGGIN' YOUR SISTER.
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TRINA:
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GARY! LET'S GO.
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WE'LL BE LATE FOR THE DINNER
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RESERVATION
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YOU BETTER HAVE MADE
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FOR TONIGHT. (HUMMING)
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(SNAPS FINGERS)
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TELL ME THIS IS A HUDDLE
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WHERE YOU HAVE A PLAN.
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BECAUSE I'M ABOUT
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AN INCH AWAY
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FROM TURNING GARY
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INTO A BLANKET.
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COREY:
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I GOT IT, GUYS.
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TRINA MIGHT HAVE
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A HAIR IN HER EYE,
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AND SMOOTH TUNE IN HER EAR,
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BUT THERE'S NO WAY NICK
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IS OUT OF HER HEART.
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HEY, GARY. I'LL MAKE THOSE
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RESERVATIONS FOR YOU.
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(HEH, HEH,
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CONSPIRING TO HIMSELF)
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FOR FOUR!
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GOOD IDEA.
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I'M PRETTY HUNGRY.
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♪ Yetis eat a lot of food ♪
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COREY:
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HOW IS EVERYTHING SO FAR?
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TRINA:
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WOAH. I'LL ALLOW YOU TO SERVE
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AND EVEN PAY FOR OUR DINNER,
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BUT YOU BETTER UN-PULL-OUT
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THAT CHAIR
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'CUZ YOU CAN'T JOIN US.
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HEAVENS NO.
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IT'S NOT FOR ME.
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I THOUGHT A DOUBLE DATE
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MIGHT BE FUN.
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I HAVE A DATE?
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YOU'VE BEEN HERE
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THE WHOLE TIME? (GASP)
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NICK MALLORY:
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NICK MALLORY IS READY
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TO CHOW DOWN.
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AND PRETTY STOKED TO MEET
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A REAL SASQUATCH.
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GARY:
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NICE HAIR, BROTHER.
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DITTO. NICK TOTALLY GETS
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WHAT TRINA SEES IN YOU.
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UM. YES. IN... HIM.
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YOU KNOW, WITH A BIGFOOT
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AS YOUR BOYFRIEND,
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I GUESS YOU'RE READY
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TO MOVE ON
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AND LET SOMEONE ELSE
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HAVE A SHOT AT NICK.
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HEY.
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(GIGGLE FIT)
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YEAH. WE GOT A PRETTY GOOD
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THING GOING.
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MORE ANIMAL?
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IT'S BLOODY?
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GRRRRR!!!
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(CHEWING AND GIGGLING)
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(SNARLING)
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NO! THIS IS UNWHATEVER
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AND JUNK!
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OH, YOU LOOK TENSE.
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GIVE MY FUR A RUB.
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YOU KNOW HOW IT CALMS
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YOU DOWN.
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NO. NOOOO!!!
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I WANNA TOUCH
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NICK'S HAIR!
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NOT THIS LICE-FILLED CARPET!
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UH... OOOOOH...
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GRRRRRAAAAARRRR!!!
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♪♪
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(FLAMES ROAR)
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(LIGHTNING STRIKES)
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(PEN RASPS)
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(HISSES)
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(GROANS)
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(HEAVENLY CHOIR SINGS)
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NICK DOESN'T LIKE
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TO CAUSE TROUBLE.
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HE'S GOING FOR SHAWARMA
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INSTEAD.
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TRINA:
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NICK! COME BACK!
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ONE HAIR RUB! ONE!
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00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:10,756
(EMBARRASSED GIGGLE)
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SORRY YOU GOT DITCHED, MAN.
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WANNA JAM?
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AND CARRY US
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UP A MOUNTAIN?
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(WIND HOWLS)
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(TEETH CHATTER)
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COREY:
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OH, RIGHT!
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YOU GUYS CAME WITH US!
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00:09:20,352 --> 00:09:22,232
WE KNEW YOU'D BE BACK,
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00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:24,940
SO WE DIDN'T BURN YOUR
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STUFF TO STAY ALIVE!
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PHEW!
389
00:09:26,274 --> 00:09:29,574
ALWAYS KNEW WE HAD THE COOLEST
390
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FANS, RIGHT GUYS?
391
00:09:29,610 --> 00:09:30,780
(GROANING)
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HIT IT, BOYS!
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♪♪
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♪ Way back in time
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we had nothing ♪
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00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:41,920
♪ There was nothing
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left for me ♪
398
00:09:41,956 --> 00:09:43,746
♪ Except waiting and hoping ♪
399
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♪ That one day you'd see ♪
400
00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:49,340
♪ I felt forever ♪
401
00:09:49,381 --> 00:09:51,511
♪ And I aimed it
402
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straight at you ♪
403
00:09:51,550 --> 00:09:52,840
♪ But you never saw ♪
404
00:09:52,884 --> 00:09:55,764
♪ And that made me so blue ♪
405
00:09:55,803 --> 00:09:57,813
(PLAYS AN '80s SAX RIFF)
406
00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:09,782
♪ Even though I got a love
407
00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:09,782
that's true ♪
408
00:10:09,817 --> 00:10:14,447
♪ I'd trade it all for one
409
00:10:09,817 --> 00:10:14,447
more memory of you ♪
410
00:10:14,489 --> 00:10:17,489
GROJBAND:
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00:10:14,489 --> 00:10:17,489
♪ One more memory of you ♪
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00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:19,334
COREY:
413
00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:19,334
♪ I'd trade it all ♪
414
00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:21,999
GROJBAND:
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00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:21,999
♪ One more memory of you ♪
416
00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:25,628
♪ That's what I want! ♪
417
00:10:25,666 --> 00:10:29,166
PHEW! THANKS FOR LETTING ME
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00:10:25,666 --> 00:10:29,166
JAM WITH YOU GUYS,
419
00:10:29,212 --> 00:10:32,052
BUT I NEED SOME ALONE TIME.
420
00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:34,720
GOTTA GET OVER A SPECIAL GIRL.
421
00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:37,389
SO, I WAS WRONG.
422
00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:37,389
WE LIVED.
423
00:10:37,429 --> 00:10:39,599
THROUGH THE SNOW
424
00:10:37,429 --> 00:10:39,599
AND THE SAXOPHONE.
425
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,929
IT'S TRUE.
426
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,929
WE DID.
427
00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:44,265
BUT IS LIVING REALLY
428
00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:44,265
ALL ABOUT THE THINGS-
429
00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:47,271
(SAD SAX RIFF)
430
00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:48,944
EESH. LET'S GET OUTTA HERE.
431
00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,982
THANKS FOR COMING OUT,
432
00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,982
EVERYONE.
433
00:10:53,528 --> 00:10:55,158
LANEY:
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00:10:53,528 --> 00:10:55,158
THERE. THAT'S THE LAST OF IT.
435
00:10:55,196 --> 00:10:57,986
THIS IS GROJBAND'S VERY
436
00:10:55,196 --> 00:10:57,986
FIRST FAN APPRECIATION DAY,
437
00:10:58,032 --> 00:10:59,952
SO EVERYTHING SHOULD BE
438
00:10:58,032 --> 00:10:59,952
PERFECT.
439
00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,583
THINK WE HAVE ENOUGH SPRAY
440
00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,583
CHEESE?
441
00:11:01,620 --> 00:11:04,410
NOT FOR LONG! HURRY!
442
00:11:01,620 --> 00:11:04,410
(GRUNT)
443
00:11:04,456 --> 00:11:06,706
WELCOME,
444
00:11:04,456 --> 00:11:06,706
FANS OF GROJBAND!
445
00:11:06,749 --> 00:11:08,039
BOTH:
446
00:11:06,749 --> 00:11:08,039
EEEEEEEE!
447
00:11:08,084 --> 00:11:10,134
NUMBER ONE FANS!
448
00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:12,340
OKAY, NUMBER ONE FANS.
449
00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:13,760
LET ME SHOW YOU AROUND.
450
00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:15,088
THIS IS WHERE WE-
451
00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:16,553
KATE:
452
00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:16,553
DECIDED YOU WERE
453
00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:16,553
A VEGAN BAND!
454
00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:18,263
AND THIS IS WHERE PIRATES
455
00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:18,263
ABDUCTED YOU!
456
00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:20,813
YOU CAN SEE THE ANCHOR MARKS!
457
00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:22,847
ALLIE:
458
00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:22,847
AND THIS IS WHERE YOU'LL
459
00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:22,847
PROBABLY EXPERIMENT
460
00:11:22,890 --> 00:11:25,310
WITH ANIMAL SOUNDS WHEN
461
00:11:22,890 --> 00:11:25,310
THE CIRCUS IS IN TOWN!
462
00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:26,772
(MONKEY CALLS)
463
00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:30,611
WOW.
464
00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:30,611
NUMBER ONE FANS FOR SURE.
465
00:11:30,649 --> 00:11:32,979
YOU'VE GOT UNRESTRICTED
466
00:11:30,649 --> 00:11:32,979
GROJBAND ACCESS.
467
00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,236
WHAT'S YOUR FIRST QUESTION?
468
00:11:34,277 --> 00:11:35,607
BOTH:
469
00:11:34,277 --> 00:11:35,607
EEEEE!
470
00:11:35,654 --> 00:11:38,494
HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH YOUR
471
00:11:35,654 --> 00:11:38,494
AMAZING SONG LYRICS?
472
00:11:38,532 --> 00:11:40,332
ALL:
473
00:11:38,532 --> 00:11:40,332
AHHHH...
474
00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:43,737
WELL, WE DO NOT STEAL THEM
475
00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:43,737
FROM MY SISTER'S DIARY,
476
00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:44,906
THAT'S FOR SURE!
477
00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:46,464
(NERVOUS LAUGH)
478
00:11:46,498 --> 00:11:48,578
(LAUGHING A LITTLE TOO LOUDLY)
479
00:11:50,502 --> 00:11:53,132
(CHUCKLE, GIGGLE,
480
00:11:50,502 --> 00:11:53,132
SIGH TO SILENCE)
481
00:11:53,171 --> 00:11:54,591
KON:
482
00:11:53,171 --> 00:11:54,591
HEH.
483
00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:56,341
I FINISHED YOUR PRESENT,
484
00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:56,341
TRINA!
485
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,553
ONE ENEMY HOLE.
486
00:11:58,593 --> 00:11:59,843
FINALLY!
487
00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:01,506
I NEVER THOUGHT
488
00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:01,506
A BOTTOMLESS HOLE
489
00:12:01,555 --> 00:12:03,215
WOULD TAKE ME SO LONG
490
00:12:01,555 --> 00:12:03,215
TO MAKE YOU MAKE!
491
00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:04,774
I CAN'T WAIT TO USE IT!
492
00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:08,056
KATE, ALLIE: EEEEEEE!
493
00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:08,056
TRINA: WHAT THE?
494
00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:10,772
THAT'S NOT HOW I IMAGINE COREY'S
495
00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:10,772
DEATH SCREAM WOULD SOUND.
496
00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:11,903
GRRR.
497
00:12:11,939 --> 00:12:13,269
KATE, ALLIE:
498
00:12:11,939 --> 00:12:13,269
(GIGGLES)
499
00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:15,396
COREY:
500
00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:15,396
KATE! ALLIE!
501
00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:18,323
KATE:
502
00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:18,323
NOW WE CAN HEAR YOU SAY OUR
503
00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:18,323
NAMES WHENEVER WE WANT!
504
00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:19,493
(SQUEALING)
505
00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:21,201
WHAT THE BARF!
506
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:23,991
COREY HAS TWO GROUPIES
507
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:23,991
AND I ONLY HAVE ONE?!
508
00:12:24,035 --> 00:12:25,035
GROUPIE?
509
00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:26,788
IF YOU CAN EVEN CALL
510
00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:26,788
YOURSELF THAT.
511
00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:29,419
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU
512
00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:29,419
SQUEALED AT ANYTHING I DID?!
513
00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:30,917
THIS MORNING.
514
00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:32,878
IF I CAN'T HAVE MORE AND/OR
515
00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:32,878
BETTER GROUPIES THAN COREY,
516
00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:34,339
I DON'T WANT ANY!
517
00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:36,839
YOU'RE FIRED, MINA!
518
00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:39,681
MINA:
519
00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:39,681
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
520
00:12:39,718 --> 00:12:40,888
(CLEARS THROAT)
521
00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:42,757
RIGHT, OKAY, SORRY.
522
00:12:42,803 --> 00:12:44,013
EEEEEEEEEEEEE!
523
00:12:44,055 --> 00:12:45,635
TOO LATE TO SQUEAL
524
00:12:44,055 --> 00:12:45,635
YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS!
525
00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:47,982
I DON'T NEED SOME ANNOYING
526
00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:47,982
LITTLE GROUPIE ANYWAY.
527
00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:50,897
NOW HOW CUTE DO I LOOK
528
00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:50,897
ON A SCALE OF CRAZY CUTE
529
00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:52,607
TO IMPOSSIBLY CUTE?
530
00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:55,856
LIKE, WHAT?
531
00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:57,900
NORMALLY THERE'S TOTALLY
532
00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:57,900
AN ANSWER FROM SOMEWHERE.
533
00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:59,114
(CRICKET CHIRPS)
534
00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:00,573
(STOMP, CRUNCH)
535
00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:02,244
(LASERS BEAM)
536
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:03,952
KIN:
537
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:03,952
THE GROUPIES ASKED IF THEY
538
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:03,952
CAN SCAN THE GARAGE
539
00:13:03,991 --> 00:13:05,491
SO THEY CAN BUILD
540
00:13:03,991 --> 00:13:05,491
AN EXACT REPLICA
541
00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:07,405
AND RE-LIVE TODAY OVER
542
00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:07,405
AND OVER. COOL?
543
00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:08,914
COREY:
544
00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:08,914
COOLS.
545
00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:11,035
TRINA:
546
00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:11,035
HEY! WHAT'S SO WHATEVER
547
00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:11,035
ABOUT MY BROTHER AND JUNK?
548
00:13:11,082 --> 00:13:12,832
KATE:
549
00:13:11,082 --> 00:13:12,832
YOU'RE TRINA RIFFIN!
550
00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:14,625
OH, YOU'VE HEARD OF ME?
551
00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:17,459
AH, YE-AH...
552
00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:17,459
YOU'RE COREY'S SISTER!
553
00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:19,795
WE'RE HIS NUMBER ONE FANS!
554
00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:22,890
OOOOOOOO...
555
00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:22,890
NUMBER ONE FANS!
556
00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:23,967
SO WHAT?
557
00:13:24,011 --> 00:13:26,061
SOMEDAY I'LL HAVE AN ARMY
558
00:13:24,011 --> 00:13:26,061
OF FANS
559
00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:29,057
AND THEN I'LL BE ALL NUMBER
560
00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:29,057
ONE FAN WHO? 'N STUFF.
561
00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:31,890
I BET GROJBAND WILL HAVE AN
562
00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:31,890
ARMY OF FANS SOMEDAY, TOO.
563
00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:34,766
BUT THEY'D NEVER FORGET US,
564
00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:34,766
RIGHT?
565
00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:36,815
NUMBER ONE IS JUST FIRST
566
00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:36,815
ON THE REPLACEMENT LIST.
567
00:13:36,857 --> 00:13:39,237
NOW TELL ME I LOOK
568
00:13:36,857 --> 00:13:39,237
CRAZY CUTE!
569
00:13:40,861 --> 00:13:42,781
THIS USUALLY GOES
570
00:13:40,861 --> 00:13:42,781
DIFFERENTLY.
571
00:13:42,821 --> 00:13:44,201
WHAT'S MISSING?
572
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:47,990
(GRUNTS) EEP!
573
00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:49,905
(GROANS)
574
00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:49,905
IT'S A GOOD THING I LIED
575
00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:49,905
TO TRINA
576
00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:51,794
ABOUT THIS PIT
577
00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:51,794
BEING BOTTOMLESS.
578
00:13:51,830 --> 00:13:54,790
♪ Day to night transition ♪
579
00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:57,343
COREY:
580
00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:57,343
TIME FOR MY CHOCO-MILK
581
00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:57,343
NIGHTCAP.
582
00:13:57,378 --> 00:14:00,168
ALLIE:
583
00:13:57,378 --> 00:14:00,168
HI, COREY.
584
00:13:57,378 --> 00:14:00,168
HERE'S YOUR MILK.
585
00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:02,264
KATE:
586
00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:02,264
WE WARMED IT,
587
00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:02,264
JUST HOW YOU LIKE IT.
588
00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:03,880
AW, THAT'S SWEET.
589
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:06,636
A TOUCH CREEPY,
590
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:06,636
BUT MOSTLY SWEET.
591
00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:09,100
(SLURPS)
592
00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:09,100
AHHH.
593
00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:10,600
ALLIE:
594
00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:10,600
CALMING?
595
00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:11,932
COREY:
596
00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:11,932
VERY.
597
00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:14,016
HEY! WHAT'S WITH ALL THE
598
00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:14,016
CANDLES? AND NOSE PLUGS?
599
00:14:14,061 --> 00:14:16,271
KATE:
600
00:14:14,061 --> 00:14:16,271
THESE? THEY'RE AROMATHERAPY.
601
00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:18,074
ALLIE:
602
00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:18,074
SLUMBER BERRY!
603
00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:20,687
GUARANTEED TO SOOTHE
604
00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:20,687
YOU STRAIGHT TO DREAMLAND!
605
00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:22,355
SMELLS LIKE (SNORES)
606
00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:26,320
AW. HE'S SO CUTE!
607
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,536
WHAT KIND OF KNOT
608
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,536
SHOULD I USE ON HIS LEGS?
609
00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:29,866
SURPRISE ME!
610
00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:33,826
MORNING, SLEEPYHEAD.
611
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,543
(GROANS) HUH?
612
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:37,083
WHAT'S GOING ON?
613
00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:38,796
IT'S OUR SHRINE TO GROJBAND!
614
00:14:38,837 --> 00:14:40,797
IT'LL INSPIRE YOU
615
00:14:38,837 --> 00:14:40,797
TO WRITE A COOL NEW SONG,
616
00:14:40,839 --> 00:14:42,219
DEDICATED TO US!
617
00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:44,466
SO ALL YOUR MILLIONS
618
00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:44,466
OF NEW FANS
619
00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:46,889
WILL KNOW WE'RE NUMBER ONE!
620
00:14:46,927 --> 00:14:49,807
YOU WANT ME TO WRITE...
621
00:14:46,927 --> 00:14:49,807
A SONG?!
622
00:14:49,848 --> 00:14:51,558
AND I'M A PRISONER?
623
00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:53,769
YUP!
624
00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:53,769
BUT WE BROUGHT WAFFLES!
625
00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:55,190
OOOO, WAFFLES!
626
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:58,398
WAIT, NO! I WON'T EAT
627
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:58,398
YOUR CAPTIVITY WAFFLES!
628
00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:00,149
ARE THEY BLUEBERRY?
629
00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:03,701
FINE, I WILL EAT YOUR
630
00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:03,701
CAPTIVITY WAFFLES
631
00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:06,407
(CHOMPS)
632
00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:06,407
BUT ONLY WHILE I WAIT
633
00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:06,407
FOR MY BAND TO RESCUE ME.
634
00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:09,527
LET'S HOPE THE NEW SONG
635
00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:09,527
IS READY WHEN THEY GET HERE
636
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:12,246
(THEN CREEPY)
637
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:12,246
OR THEY WON'T BE LEAVING,
638
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:12,246
EITHER!
639
00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:13,906
I'LL MAKE MORE WAFFLES
640
00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:13,906
JUST IN CASE!
641
00:15:13,954 --> 00:15:16,464
♪ Wicked cool transition ♪
642
00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:18,209
I'M CUTE.
643
00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:18,209
I'M SORTA CUTE.
644
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:21,001
I'M CUTE.
645
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:21,001
I'M SORTA CUTE?!
646
00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:23,545
UGH! WHY ISN'T THIS STUPID
647
00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:23,545
FLOWER
648
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:26,130
GROWING ANOTHER PETAL
649
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:26,130
TO REASSURE ME THAT I'M CUTE?
650
00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:28,595
UGH! MINA! I CAN BELIEVE YOU
651
00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:28,595
LET YOURSELF
652
00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:31,056
GET STUCK IN THAT HOLE!
653
00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:32,887
(GASP) OH!
654
00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:32,887
WELL, SHE DID!
655
00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:37,194
KIN:
656
00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:37,194
IS IT JUST ME, OR HAS COREY
657
00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:37,194
BEEN "NOWHERE TO BE FOUND"
658
00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:38,228
FOR A WHILE?
659
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,111
IT'S YOU.
660
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,111
BUT IT'S ME, TOO!
661
00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:42,227
WHERE IS HE? HUH!
662
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:45,315
HMMM.
663
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:45,315
A FRUITY CANDLE WAX.
664
00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:48,446
SLUMBER BERRY.
665
00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:50,279
(SNIFFING)
666
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:54,368
YOU SHOULD ALWAYS FOLLOW
667
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:54,368
STRANGE TRAILS!
668
00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:55,792
THEY LEAD TO FUN!
669
00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:57,330
KIN: EEEE!
670
00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:57,330
LANEY: WHAAA!
671
00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:59,293
"THIS IS MY GROUPIE SONG,
672
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,173
I'M CHAINED TO A WALL
673
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,173
AND IT'S WRONG.
674
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:03,710
I AM SO SCARED,
675
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:03,710
SO TERRIBLY SCARED.
676
00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:06,295
I HOPE THAT
677
00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:06,295
I'M NOT HERE FOR...
678
00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:08,130
TOO MUCH MORE TIME."
679
00:16:08,175 --> 00:16:10,675
(SNIFFING)
680
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,810
LANEY:
681
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,810
THE TRAIL STOPS HERE.
682
00:16:12,847 --> 00:16:15,267
ALL:
683
00:16:12,847 --> 00:16:15,267
WHOA!
684
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:17,768
KON:
685
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:17,768
AM I LEFTSIDE DOWN?
686
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:17,768
OR RIGHTSIDE LEFT?
687
00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:19,811
OR WAS THIS ALWAYS BACKWARDS?
688
00:16:19,854 --> 00:16:22,734
ALLIE:
689
00:16:19,854 --> 00:16:22,734
WE MADE A TOTAL REPLICA
690
00:16:19,854 --> 00:16:22,734
OF YOUR GARAGE!
691
00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:24,694
BUT WE REVERSED EVERYTHING.
692
00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:27,244
KATE:
693
00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:27,244
YEAH. AN EXACT COPY
694
00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:27,244
WOULD BE CREEPY!
695
00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:29,448
LANEY
696
00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:29,448
YEAH. GOOD THING
697
00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:29,448
YA DIDN'T GO TOO FAR.
698
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:32,029
HEY, BY ANY CHANCE,
699
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:32,029
IS COREY HERE?
700
00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:35,164
SHACKLED TO A RADIATOR
701
00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:35,164
UPSTAIRS? TOTES!
702
00:16:35,202 --> 00:16:37,832
(THEN CREEPY)
703
00:16:35,202 --> 00:16:37,832
AND YOU CAN ALL JOIN HIM!
704
00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:39,582
(CHAINS CLANG)
705
00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:42,344
KIN:
706
00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:42,344
I GUESS SOMETIMES TRAILS
707
00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:42,344
LEAD TO TRAPS.
708
00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:43,796
LET'S REMEMBER THAT.
709
00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:46,087
SIT TIGHT GUYS.
710
00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:46,087
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
711
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:47,550
KATE:
712
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:47,550
WITH WAFFLES!
713
00:16:49,216 --> 00:16:51,176
BOTH:
714
00:16:49,216 --> 00:16:51,176
PUT 'EM BACK!
715
00:16:49,216 --> 00:16:51,176
PUT 'EM BACK!
716
00:16:51,218 --> 00:16:54,138
YOU GUYS NEED TO DISTRACT THEM
717
00:16:51,218 --> 00:16:54,138
WHILE I GET COREY.
718
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,180
ARGH!
719
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,180
THIS IS HOPELESS.
720
00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:00,523
AGHHHHH!
721
00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:00,523
ER, UH... I MEAN...
722
00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:02,651
LANEY!
723
00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:02,651
AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU.
724
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,019
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
725
00:17:04,064 --> 00:17:05,824
THE GROUPIES
726
00:17:04,064 --> 00:17:05,824
HAVE KIDNAPPED ME!
727
00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:08,899
THEY WANT ME TO WRITE THEM
728
00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:08,899
A SONG. ME!
729
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:11,986
WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST TELL THEM
730
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:11,986
THE TRUTH?
731
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,951
WHAT? THAT I DRIVE
732
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,951
MY SISTER CRAZY
733
00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:15,282
AND SHE WRITES
734
00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:15,282
IN HER DIARY
735
00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:16,906
AND I STEAL IT
736
00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:16,906
TO GET LYRIC IDEAS?
737
00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:19,873
WE'D LOSE THE ONLY TWO FANS
738
00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:19,873
WE DO HAVE!
739
00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:22,214
(SNIFF)
740
00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:22,214
SMELLS LIKE BERRIES-
741
00:17:22,249 --> 00:17:24,959
OH, NO! HERE WE GO AGAIN.
742
00:17:22,249 --> 00:17:24,959
(SNORES)
743
00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:29,505
NO MORE WAFFLES! HUH?
744
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,509
HEY, WHERE'S MY BAND?
745
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:32,931
ALLIE:
746
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:32,931
OVER THERE.
747
00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:34,639
(MUFFLED MUMBLES)
748
00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:38,019
ALLIE:
749
00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:38,019
MAYBE YOU CAN WRITE OUR SONG
750
00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:38,019
NOW THAT YOU'RE ALL TOGETHER?
751
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:41,057
KATE, ALLIE,
752
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:41,057
I HAVE SOMETHING TO CONFESS:
753
00:17:41,101 --> 00:17:42,731
(CHOKING UP)
754
00:17:41,101 --> 00:17:42,731
I, AH...
755
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:44,560
I'M A TOTAL FRAUD!
756
00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:45,975
AWWW?
757
00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:45,975
WHADDYA MEAN?
758
00:17:46,024 --> 00:17:48,194
I CAN'T WRITE SONG LYRICS.
759
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,074
I STEAL THEM
760
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,074
FROM MY SISTER'S DIARY.
761
00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:52,240
I CAN'T WRITE ANYTHING
762
00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:52,240
WITHOUT IT.
763
00:17:52,279 --> 00:17:54,159
NO MATTER HOW LONG
764
00:17:52,279 --> 00:17:54,159
YOU KEEP ME HERE.
765
00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:56,658
EVERY GREAT BAND
766
00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:56,658
HAS ITS "THING."
767
00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:59,621
SONG LYRICS FROM A DIARY
768
00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:59,621
IS SO COOL!
769
00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:01,122
REALLY?
770
00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:01,122
YOU STILL LIKE US?
771
00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:03,333
WE'RE STILL YOUR
772
00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:03,333
NUMBER ONE FANS!
773
00:18:03,374 --> 00:18:04,714
SO YOU'LL LET US GO?
774
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:05,881
NOPE!
775
00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:07,339
WE'LL I'M GONNA NEED
776
00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:07,339
SOMETHING THEN...
777
00:18:07,378 --> 00:18:08,838
BOTH:
778
00:18:07,378 --> 00:18:08,838
WE'LL GET YOU WHAT YOU NEED!
779
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:11,930
♪ Slumber berry go boom! ♪
780
00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:15,336
DO I, LIKE, NEED MINA,
781
00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:15,336
MY ONE FAN?
782
00:18:15,386 --> 00:18:17,346
AND WITHOUT HER DULL HOMELY
783
00:18:15,386 --> 00:18:17,346
FACE NEXT TO MINE
784
00:18:17,388 --> 00:18:20,098
I'M UNABLE TO SHINE
785
00:18:17,388 --> 00:18:20,098
AS BRIGHT AND JUNK?
786
00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:23,140
(SNIFFS)
787
00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:23,140
IS THAT SLUMBER BERRY?
788
00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:27,823
I KNEW YOU'D MISS ME!
789
00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:29,817
TRINA? A TRAIL?
790
00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:31,949
BUT TRAILS ALWAYS
791
00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:31,949
LEAD TO TRAPS.
792
00:18:31,986 --> 00:18:34,606
WHICH MEANS -
793
00:18:31,986 --> 00:18:34,606
TRINA IS TRAPPED!
794
00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:36,485
RAAAAAH!
795
00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:39,332
I'M COMING, TRINA!
796
00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:40,368
(SNORES)
797
00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:45,958
HUH?! WHERE, LIKE,
798
00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:45,958
AM I OR WHATEVER?
799
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,330
GROJBAND SHRINE.
800
00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:49,666
KATE AND ALLIE MADE IT.
801
00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:49,666
AND THEY KIDNAPPED ME.
802
00:18:49,712 --> 00:18:51,052
THIS CAN'T BE...
803
00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:53,669
COREY REALLY DOES HAVE FANS
804
00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:53,669
OBSESSED WITH HIM?!
805
00:18:53,716 --> 00:18:55,426
CRAZY, RIGHT?
806
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:58,428
BUT I'M SURE THIS STUFF
807
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:58,428
HAPPENS TO YOU ALL THE TIME.
808
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:01,891
TRINA:
809
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:01,891
NO. NO ONE'S EVER SHACKLED ME
810
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:01,891
BEFORE.
811
00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:05,103
I'M TRULY ALONE,
812
00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:05,103
WITH ZERO FANS...
813
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:09,734
AND MY BROTHER IS MORE
814
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:09,734
KIDNAPPABLE THAN I AM!
815
00:19:09,774 --> 00:19:11,114
♪♪
816
00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:13,954
(THUNDER RUMBLES)
817
00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:21,454
(RAIN PATTERS,
818
00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:21,454
LIGHTNING STRIKES)
819
00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:25,288
(PEN RASPS)
820
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:32,341
♪♪
821
00:19:36,383 --> 00:19:37,933
(HEAVILY CHOIR SINGS)
822
00:19:37,969 --> 00:19:39,509
AAAAAND POW!
823
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:41,853
THIS ONE GOES OUT
824
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:41,853
TO NUMBER ONE FANS,
825
00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:43,219
KATE AND ALLIE!
826
00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:46,975
WE'D REALLY LIKE TO HAVE
827
00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:46,975
OUR FREEDOM BACK SOON, BTW.
828
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:49,400
♪ Each day we're
829
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:49,400
getting bigger ♪
830
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:52,648
♪ But we ain't big yet. ♪
831
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,902
♪ And when we reach the top ♪
832
00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:58,664
♪ We will never forget ♪
833
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:01,448
♪ The fans that
834
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:01,448
started fanning ♪
835
00:20:01,492 --> 00:20:04,872
♪ When we didn't have flame ♪
836
00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:08,922
♪ When all we did was rehearse ♪
837
00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:10,668
(ROCK RIFF)
838
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:16,880
♪ Our number one's
839
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:16,880
always came first ♪
840
00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:22,644
♪ When our direction took
841
00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:22,644
a turn for the worst ♪
842
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:26,770
♪ Our number one's
843
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:26,770
always came first ♪
844
00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:33,769
♪ Our number one's
845
00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:33,769
always came first ♪
846
00:20:35,026 --> 00:20:36,106
(SHRIEK, THEN GIGGLING)
847
00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:39,195
(MONSTROUS)
848
00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:39,195
WHERE'S TRINA?!
849
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,528
BOTH:
850
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,528
GARAGE!
851
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:43,033
WAY TO GO, CORE,
852
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:43,033
NOW WE'RE STUCK HERE.
853
00:20:43,076 --> 00:20:45,536
AREN'T WE ALL STUCK SOMEWHERE,
854
00:20:43,076 --> 00:20:45,536
LANES?
855
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,958
IN A RUT.
856
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,958
A BACKWARDS GARAGE.
857
00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:50,747
OR MAYBE EVEN OUR OWN HEADS.
858
00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:53,041
AND WHO'S GONNA RESCUE YOU
859
00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:53,041
FROM YOUR OWN HEAD?
860
00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:54,706
IF THEY TRY TO BREAK YOU OUT,
861
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:57,384
THEY'LL ONLY END UP
862
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:57,384
BUSTING YOUR HEAD,
863
00:20:57,423 --> 00:20:59,803
AND YOUR HEAD IS MORE THAN
864
00:20:57,423 --> 00:20:59,803
JUST A PLACE TO KEEP YOUR FACE.
865
00:20:59,842 --> 00:21:01,512
IT'S WHO YOU ARE.
866
00:21:01,552 --> 00:21:04,562
AND THAT'S A PRETTY
867
00:21:01,552 --> 00:21:04,562
SPECIAL THING.
868
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:06,467
YOU KNOW, IF YOU TONED DOWN
869
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:06,467
THE RANDOM,
870
00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:08,595
THOSE WOULD HAVE MADE SOME
871
00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:08,595
PRETTY GOOD LYRICS.
872
00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:10,772
MIGHT WANNA REMEMBER THAT
873
00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:10,772
THE NEXT TIME YOU'RE KIDNAPPED.
874
00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:13,481
MINA, I ORDER YOU TO RESCUE ME
875
00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:13,481
SOONER NEXT TIME!
876
00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:16,822
AND P.S. YOU TOLD ME
877
00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:16,822
THAT PIT WAS BOTTOMLESS!
878
00:21:16,859 --> 00:21:18,319
MINA:
879
00:21:16,859 --> 00:21:18,319
I'LL START DIGGING TOMORROW,
880
00:21:16,859 --> 00:21:18,319
TRINA.
881
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:20,200
WELL, AT LEAST SOMEONE
882
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:20,200
WAS RESCUED.
883
00:21:20,238 --> 00:21:22,028
THANKS FOR COMING OUT,
884
00:21:20,238 --> 00:21:22,028
EVERYONE.
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