Original subtitles

♪ Got a band

that's really cool ♪

♪ Stealing words

from you-know-who ♪

♪ Playing gigs when we can,

trying to impress our fans ♪

♪ Older sister goes berserk ♪

♪ Her temper is

her biggest quirk ♪

♪ I got a plan

that just might work ♪

♪ Now, we're gonna rock

and we're gonna roll ♪

♪ We are Grojband, whoa! ♪

SO WHEN YOU'RE DONE

WITH THAT THING,

WILL IT FEEL STUFF?

NO, I'M JUST MAKING IT

SO IT'LL TOAST HAPPY FACES

ON MY TOAST.

IT WOULD BE COOL

IF IT TOASTED A FACE FOR

WHATEVER MOOD IT WAS IN.

IF WE PROGRAMMED A SOUL,

WE'D BE TELLING IT HOW TO FEEL.

CREEPY.

YOU'RE ALREADY TELLING IT

HOW TO TOAST, DUDE.

LANEY:

IF I DON'T GET A SMILE

ON THIS PRETTY SOON,

YOU'RE GONNA GET A FROWN

ON THIS.

COREY:

GUYS! TELL ME ALL ABOUT SOUL!

IN A TOASTER CONTEXT?

IN A MUSIC CONTEXT.

(BOTH)

SOUL MUSIC?!

RHYTHM 'N BLUES PLUS ROCK

AND ROLL...

IS THE RECIPE FOR 50S SOUL!

THE MOTIVATIONS WERE THE

PRINCES OF '50s SOUL MUSIC!

IF THEY HAD A FEELIN'

THAT NEEDED REVEALIN',

THEY'D LET MUSIC

DO THE HEALIN'!

♪ Oooohhhh baybaaay ♪

♪ Baaaaybaaaaay, Yeah ♪

♪ I'm hurtin!

And I'm longin'! ♪

♪ But I can't just sing out! ♪

♪ My heart has to ring out ♪

♪ And testify! ♪

KIN:

YOU DON'T JUST PLAY

SOUL MUSIC.

YOU GOTTA FEEL IT!

IT HAS TO COME

FROM THE SOUL!

WHEN YOU TRY TO FAKE IT,

YOU JUST CAN'T MAKE IT!

(NASALLY)

♪ Bay-beeeee. ♪

(GLASS SHATTERS)

WELL, GROJBAND NEEDS

TO FEEL SOME FEELINGS!

IT'S '50s NIGHT AT THE

PEACEVILLE DRIVE-IN,

AND I BOOKED US TO PLAY

SOME SOUL MUSIC!

KON:

WHAT?!

WEREN'T YOU LISTENING

TO OUR IMAGINATIONS?

WE'LL NEVER PULL IT OFF UNLESS

WE FEEL THE SOUL INSIDE!

THIS ISN'T THE 50S, COREY!

PEOPLE DON'T HAVE FEELINGS

ANYMORE!

I THINK I FEEL A FROWN

COMING ON.

WHAT IF WE PUMPED UP

OUR SOULS

WITH SOME KIND OF AMPLIFIER?

KIN:

I THINK I CAN BUILD SOMETHING

THAT'LL HELP US.

OR CAUSE UNTOLD HORRORS.

(EVIL LAUGHTER)

ALL:

YAY!

♪ Filthy skull transition ♪

TRINA:

THERE'S, LIKE, MINUS FIVE

WAYS I'M WEARING THIS.

IT'S '50s NIGHT, TRINA!

AND THAT'S WHAT SKIRTS

WAS LIKE IN THE '50s!

THE PEACEVILLE

MOVIE-IN-YOUR-CAR BARN

INSISTS THAT YOUSE WEAR IT.

(PHONE BLEATS)

HOLD ON, I GOT A BLEAT.

(READS)

TRINA RIFFIN SO TOTALLY JUST

QUIT HER JOB AND JUNK.

W-WHAT?!

MINA:

WAY TO QUIT YOUR JOB

OVER A SKIRT, TRINA!

SO, IF YOU HAVE THE DAY OFF,

I WAS THINKING WE COULD

HAVE A BFF GIRL FUN ROAD TRIP!

BUT MINA, YOU'RE NOT IN MY CAR

AND I'M LEAVING.

(SCREECHES OFF)

THAT'S FAIR!

I'LL PLAN AHEAD NEXT

TIME, TRINA!

KIN:

I SOUPED UP THIS SPIRIT

ENERGY CAMERA

WITH A DREAMCATCHER

AND SOME CRYSTALS.

IT'LL AMP OUR SOULS UP

FOR SURE.

I'LL START THE TIMER.

HURRY WHILE LANEY'S MOUTH IS

TOO FULL TO HARSH ON THIS PLAN!

(CAR ENGINE ROARS)

ALL: (SCREAM)

(FLASH, ENERGY HUMS)

(SNORING)

(SMASH, FIZZLES)

(GULP)

I'M NOT SURE

ABOUT THIS PLAN, CORE.

HMMM.

SHE WRECKED THE MACHINE.

I CAN FIX IT,

BUT WE NEED A NEW CAMERA

FROM THAT KIOSK AT THE MALL.

(SOFTLY SNORING)

DON'T GET UP, TRINA!

WE'RE FINE!

(SIGH)

LET'S GET THAT CAMERA, GUYS.

TRINACAR:

COREY, GET OUTTA MY GRILL!

HA - CAR PUNS. WAIT.

WHY CAN'T I FEEL, LIKE,

MY PARTS AND WHATEVER?!

WHAT THE WHAT IS GOING ON?!

I'M IN MY CAR!

I AM MY CAR!

(GASP!)

WAIT! BOYS LOVE CARS!

NICK'S A BOY!

NICK WILL LOVE ME!

I GOTTA DUMP THIS LIMP BODY

BEFORE I ASK HIM OUT.

(REVS ENGINES, TIRES SCREECH)

SO, YEAH, LET'S TOTALLY GO

ON THIS LAME ROAD TRIP.

BUT I'M NOT GONNA

MOVE OR TALK, KAY?

MINA:

NO PROBLEM, TRINA!

I'M JUST GLAD I GET

TO PLAN THE TRIP!

WE'LL TAKE SO

MANY BFF SELFIES!

(FLASH!)

(ENGINE ROARS)

TRINACAR:

SO, HOW DOES A SUPER-CUTE

GIRL-CAR SPEND HER DAY?

MAKEOVER!

(ROARS OFF)

TRIPLE DOUBLE BUBBLE GUM,

TRIPLE DOUBLE BUBBLE GUM,

TRIPLE DOUBLE BUBBLE GUM-

(CLEARS THROAT)

WELCOME BACK

TO THE QUACKERY SHACK!

WE BELIEVE IN EVERYTHING!

WE NEED ANOTHER SPIRIT CAMERA.

COOOOOOL! ARE YOU TAKING

PICTURES OF AURAS?

OR GHOSTS?

OR SPIRIT ORBS?

THEY ALL EXIST, YOU KNOW!

DON'T BE RIDICULOUS!

WE'RE AMPING UP

OUR SOUL ENERGY,

SO WE CAN PLAY MUSIC

AT A DRIVE-IN, YOU CRACKPOT!

HUMPH.

THIS IS OUR LAST CAMERA.

AND IT ONLY HAS ONE SHOT

LEFT ON IT.

NO ONE MAKES THAT OLD-TIMEY

FILM ANYMORE.

KON:

SAY CHEESE!

KIN: (SHRIEKS) DON'T!

KON: WHAT?

LET'S HOPE TRINA DOESN'T

PHOTO-BOMB US THIS TIME.

(ROARING ENGINE)

(TIRES SCREECH, SCREAMING)

TRINACAR:

SUPER MOVE IT!

COREY:

DID ANYONE ELSE JUST NOT SEE

TRINA DRIVING HER CAR?

(GASP)

SHOOOOOES!

GRRR! THEY DON'T FIT!

WHATEVER.

HMM. THAT MAKES

YOUR BUMPER LOOK BIG.

TRINACAR:

(REVS ENGINE)

IT'S MY SIZE!

YOUR MIRROR IS BROKEN!

(HONKING)

TRINACAR:

KISS-TASTIC LIP GLOSS.

GIMME!

WEIRD. IT'S LIKE TRINA'S CAR

HAS A MIND OF ITS OWN.

(DRAMATIC)

OR... A SOOOUUULLL!

THE MACHINE WAS TOO STRONG.

IT SHOVED HER SOUL OUT

OF HER BODY

AND INTO HER CAR.

KINDA COOL, ACTUALLY.

LANEY:

WE'VE ONLY GOT

ONE SOUL-SHOT LEFT.

WE EITHER GET TRINA'S SOUL

BACK INTO HER BODY,

OR BOOST OUR OWN SOULS

FOR THE GIG.

WITH TRINA TRAPPED IN HER CAR,

WE CAN KISS OUR REGULAR

DIARY LYRICS GOODBYE.

WE GOTTA GET HER OUT.

THINK SHE'LL DRIVE US HOME?

WE'VE DONE A LOT OF

WALKING TODAY.

(CAMERA FLASHES)

TRINACAR:

NICK'S GONNA LOVE

THIS HEADBAND!

KON: (WAR CRY)

TRINACAR: HIT THE ROAD!

TRINA, YOUR SOUL IS TRAPPED

IN YOUR CAR.

WE'RE GOING TO GET YOU OUT.

TRINACAR:

NO WAY! BEING A CAR IS GREAT.

I CAN CUT ANY LINE

AT THE MALL

AND I CAN CRUSH SO MUCH

MORE OF PEOPLE

THAN JUST THEIR SPIRITS!

(REVS ENGINE)

UH, CORE?

WATCH THE BIRDY!

WAIT! YOU KNOW, TRINA.

SINCE YOU'RE A CAR,

YOU SHOULD TAKE NICK MALLORY

TO THE DRIVE-IN.

IT'S '50s NIGHT,

AND NOTHING IS MORE '50s THAN

KISSING AT THE DRIVE-IN.

TRINACAR:

ME AND NICK KISSING

AT THE DRIVE-IN!

SO YES!

(REVS ENGINE)

KIN:

WHY'D YOU LET HER GO?

COREY:

BECAUSE I THINK I KNOW

HOW WE CAN GET HER SOUL

OUT OF HER CAR,

AND LYRICS OUT OF HER SOUL

IN ONE SHOT.

KON:

NOBODY CHECK ON KON!

I'M SURE HIS RIBS ARE FINE!

(CAMERA FLASHES)

COOL CARS ARE NICK MALLORY'S

FAVORITE KIND OF CARS.

(TRINACAR ROARS UP, SMASH)

TRINACAR:

HEY, NICK! HOP IN!

GIRL CAR?

NICK HAS A NEW FAVORITE

KIND OF CAR.

AW! WHOA!

(TIRES SCREECH)

♪ This could lead

to something ♪

WELCOME TO '50s NIGHT!

MY '50s-STYLE ROLLER-SKATE

WAITRESS QUIT TODAY,

SO I'LL BE TAKING

YOUR ORDERS MYSELF.

WHOA! OOF!

BE PATIENT.

MY, THIS BRINGS BACK

MEMORIES!

TRINACAR:

TIMES CHANGE,

SOMEBODY'S GRANDMA!

OUTTA THE WAY!

NICK MALLORY:

WAY TO SCORE A PRIME SPOT,

GIRLCAR.

(HONKING, ENGINE ROARS)

SURPRISE BFF MOVIE NIGHT!

I COULDN'T LET THE TRIP

END WITH THE ZIP-LINING.

(CAMERA FLASH)

POPCORN'S ON ME!

(WHISTLES HAPPILY)

KIN:

HUH. MINA HAD TRINA'S BODY

THIS WHOLE TIME.

GOOD THING WE DIDN'T

BLAST HER SOUL OUT EARLIER.

LANEY:

SO WHAT'S THE PLAN, CORE?

COREY:

NICK MALLORY GETS WEIRDED OUT

BECAUSE HE'S ON A DATE

WITH A CAR.

TRINA LOSES IT,

AND WE BLAST HER SOUL

BACK INTO HER SKIN

IN TIME TO

DIARY UP SOME LYRICS.

NICK MALLORY:

YOUR SEATBELTS AND AIRBAGS

MAKE ME FEEL SAFE.

AND PICKING ME UP

MADE ME FEEL SPECIAL.

TRINACAR:

(GIGGLING)

LOOKS LIKE NICK IS

KINDA INTO DATING A CAR.

NO PROBLEM.

IF NICK'S SO INTO IT, MAYBE

HE NEEDS TO MAKE HIS MOVE.

(WHISPERS)

WUZZA, WUZZA, WUZZA.

NICK'S EAR JUST

HAD A GREAT IDEA.

IT'S '50s NIGHT,

AND NOTHING IS MORE '50s

THAN KISSING AT A DRIVE-IN.

TRINACAR:

KISSING?! KISSING?!

(HONKING,

NERVOUS GIGGLING)

NICK MALLORY

HAVIN' A GREAT NIGHT, GIRLCAR.

TRINACAR:

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

FINALLY!

(DING!)

NICK'S HAD A CHANGE OF HEART.

TRINACAR:

NICK! NICK! NO!

MY BIG CHROMEY LOVE

WAS TOO HEAVY FOR YOU!

I'M A METAL MONSTER!

(SOBBING)

HUH. I WAS THINKING TRINA

WOULD GO DIARY

OVER FINALLY KISSING NICK.

BUT THIS WORKS, TOO.

KIN! NOW!

SAY LIMBURGER!

(FLASH)

AGHHHHHH!

(WAILING)

(FLAMES ROAR)

(LIGHTNING STRIKES)

(BAWLING)

(HISSES)

AGH.

I GOT EXTRA BUTTER

FOR YOU!

(HEAVENLY CHOIR SINGS)

LANEY

WE'VE GOT LYRICS,

BUT NOW WE CAN'T USE THE

MACHINE TO AMP UP OUR SOULS.

COREY:

YEAH, BUT THIS IS FULL

OF PAIN AND LONGING,

STRAIGHT FROM THE SOUL!

LET'S TESTIFY!

♪ These old, rusty eyes ♪

♪ Are cryin' for you ♪

♪ My love weighed too much ♪

♪ And then we were through ♪

♪ And now that you're gone ♪

♪ It ain't no surprise ♪

♪ That I got some tears

in my eyes ♪

♪ In these old, rusty ♪

♪ In these old, rusty ♪

♪ A-a-a-eyes. ♪

♪ But I'll wipe 'em away! ♪

♪ I'll lift my chin high! ♪

♪ Wipe them away,

Hold up my head up high ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm here to stay!

Though you said goodbye! ♪

♪ You said goodbye,

You said goodbye. ♪

♪ Yeah, it's true! ♪

♪ These eyes are... ♪

♪ Shinin' like new! ♪

♪ Yeahhhhhhh! ♪

(CROWD CHEERS)

(REEL RATTLES, BEEPS)

(ROARING)

YOU GUYS WAS GREAT!

YOU WANNA PLAY MY '60s NIGHT

NEXT WEEK?

COREY:

THANKS, MOVIE-IN-YOUR-CAR,

BARNEY,

BUT WE'RE NOT REALLY

FEELIN' IT.

THERE ARE JUST SOME THINGS YOU

SHOULDN'T DO WITH YOUR CAR.

LIKE DATE IT.

OR LET IT KISS YOU.

TIMES HAVE CHANGED

AND YOU CAN'T GO BACK,

NO MATTER HOW MAGIC

AND WEIRD

YOUR DREAM-CATCHING

SOUL CAMERA IS.

MAN, I DON'T KNOW WHY

YOU WASTED SO MUCH TIME

WITH THAT TOAST.

THERE'S NOTHING LIKE POPCORN!

THANKS FOR COMING OUT,

EVERYONE!

KON: (SPLATS)

YUCK!

LANEY:

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

KIN:

TESTING BLUEBERRIES.

THE GOOD ONES DON'T SPLAT.

BUT YOU'RE JUST

WASTING FRUIT.

YOU'RE WASTING FRUIT!

LOUD FRANK:

HEY, THERE FRUIT FANS!

LOUD FRANK HERE,

AND IT'S TIME TO PUT

YOUR FRUIT TO USE:

THERE'S A JAM CONTEST AT THE

PEACEVILLE FAIRGROUND TODAY!

IT'S THE TASTY CJNN

SUMMER JAM JAM!

GUYS,

DID YOU HEAR THAT?

WHO BETTER TO WIN A JAM

COMPETITION THAN A BAND?

WE JAM ALL THE TIME!

THEY ALWAYS INTERVIEW

THE WINNER ON THE RADIO!

WHEN LOUD FRANK ASKS US

HOW IT FEELS TO HAVE THIS

SUMMER'S HOT NEW JAM,

WE'LL ROCK OUT

WITH A HOT SUMMER JAM!

HE'S TALKING ABOUT

THIS KIND OF JAM,

AND WE CAN'T MAKE

THIS WITH MUSIC.

THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG,

MY GOOD MAN.

THE ROCK LORE COOKBOOK HAS A

RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT JAM!

AND WE KNOW HOW

TO PICK BLUEBERRIES!

(SPLAT)

GRRR!

NOT THAT ONE.

(BLEAT)

TRINA, NICK MALLORY

JUST BLEATED!

HE'S TOTALLY JUDGING

THIS SUMMER SUMMER JAM JAM.

O-M-J!

IF I WIN THAT JAM JUNK,

HUNKY NICK WILL BE

ALL SWEET ON ME,

AND WE CAN SAVOR THE FRUITS

OF MY LABOR!

WHAT KIND OF JAM DO

YOU WANT TO MAKE?

OH, I HAVE A RECIPE.

STEP ONE, HAVE MINA MAKE

WHATEVERBERRY JAM

(ANGRY)

'CAUSE I DON'T CARE!

AS LONG AS IT WINS!

♪ Whateverberry jam ♪

AND NOW FOR THE FINAL

INGREDIENT

IN OUT ROCKLORE WORTHY

CONCOCTION.

THE JAM!

LETS BLAST IT

WITH OUR MUSIC!

(PLAYING A ROCK TUNE)

(AMP VIBRATING)

WOW!

MAKING JAM IS EASY!

YOU JELLY HEADS COULDN'T

MAKE TOE-JAM.

WELL, FOR YOUR INFO,

OUR "TOE JAM"

IS GONNA WIN THIS SUMMER'S

SUMMER JAM JAM!

YEEEEAHHHH-NO!

HEY! WHAT THE WHAT?

THERE'S ONLY ROOM FOR ONE

OF ME TO WIN THE JAM JAM.

AND NOT ENOUGH NICK MALLORY

TO GO AROUND!

(BUBBLES)

UM, GUYS? THAT JELLY'S

GOT SOME JIGGLE.

(GURGLE!)

AAHHHHHHHHH!

KIN,

WHAT IN THE HEY HAPPENED?

KIN:

PUSHING THE AMP IN AND

MAKING THE JAM COME TO LIFE

WAS THE NEXT STEP

IN THE RECIPE. SEE?

HEY! THIS LITTLE GUY

TASTES GREAT!

KIN:

TASTY AND ALIVE.

PRETTY SURE THAT'LL GIVE US

AN EDGE.

COREY:

MMM! WE'LL WIN THE JAM JAM

FOR SURE!

YOU MEAN "MMM,

I'LL WIN FOR SURE!"

WE MADE HIM!

HE'S OURS!

AND I TRIED TO RUIN HIM

BY SHOVING THE AMP INSIDE,

BUT MADE HIM ALIVE

INSTEAD!

HE'S MINE!

(STRUGGLING GRUNTS)

NO YELL!

JAMMY CHOOSE!

WHOA!

HE CAN TALK! KINDA!

UGH. IS HE GONNA SCREAM

WHEN I SPREAD HIM

ALL OVER TOAST AND JUNK?

HE WANTS TO CHOOSE

WHOSE JAM HE IS.

I'D WANT THE SAME

IF I WERE JAM.

GUYS! ANY JAM WOULD LOVE TO BE

FRIENDS WITH A COOL BAND!

LET'S HANG OUT WITH JAMMY

AND SHOW HIM THAT OUR WARM

FRIENDLY HEARTS

ARE BETTER THAN THAT COLD

HATE-POTATO IN TRINA'S CHEST!

HE'LL PICK US FOR SURE!

OH, YEAH!

THEN WHERE IS HE?

WHEN YOU'RE TRINA'S JAM,

YOU'LL BE STYLED,

PAMPERED AND POPULAR!

ALL THE OTHER JAMS

WILL BE SO JELLY!

(GASPS)

JAMMY PRETTY!

STICK WITH ME,

TRINA'S JAM

AND YOU'LL ALWAYS BE PRETTY.

COREY:

AND BORED!

AHEM.

JAMMY SAY RAAAAAAR!

(SCREAMS)

A BLOB MONSTER!

(ALL LAUGH)

COREY:

TOLD YOU WE'D HAVE FUN!

JAMMY NOT MONSTER.

JAMMY PRETTY!

I DON'T THINK HE WANTS

TO BE A SCARY MONSTER, CORE.

EASY MISTAKE.

WHAT'S MORE FUN?

(GIGGLES)

JAMMY LIKE!

YOU'LL HAVE THE BEST JAR

AT THE CONTEST!

MY TREAT!

(SIGHS)

JAMMY MISS NEW JAR.

COREY:

TRINA'S TRYING TO SPOIL,

JAMMY,

AND SPOILED IS THE LAST THING

A JAM SHOULD BE!

LANEY:

BUT HOW DO WE COMPETE

WITH GIFTS?

FRIENDSHIP IS A GIFT, GUYS!

WE'LL WIN JAMMY OVER

WITH THE ONE THING

TRINA CAN NEVER GIVE HIM -

FUN!

(GIGGLES)

HUH?

OH...

(GASPS)

(GIGGLES)

(SLAP)

AHHHHHHHHHHH!

(PHONE RINGS)

(ELECTRICITY FIZZLES)

WHOAOAOAOOA!

(BOTH LAUGH)

HUH?

AHHHHHHH!

JAMMY, NO MORE SPLAT.

COREY:

SO YOU DIDN'T LIKE

BUNGEE JUMPING.

BUT I BET YOU'RE GONNA LOVE

WATER SKI SHARK JUMPING!

JAMMY:

(SCREAMS)

CORE, I KNOW YOU'RE TRYING

TO SHOW JAMMY A GOOD TIME,

BUT YOU'RE PUSHING TOO HARD.

MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT,

LANES.

I JUST REALLY WANT US

TO WIN THIS JAM JAM.

AND JAMMY HAS NO REASON

TO PICK US! (STRUMS)

(STRUMS)

(PLAYS A RIFF)

(PLAYS A RIFF)

(PLAYING A RIFF)

JAMMY LIKE JAMMING!

OF COURSE!

YOU'RE MADE OF MUSIC!

JAMMY, IF YOU PICK US,

YOU CAN HELP JAM OUT

A COOL NEW TUNE

THAT'LL MAKE A LOT OF PEOPLE

REALLY HAPPY TODAY.

TRINA: (HONK)

MAKING OTHER PEOPLE HAPPY IS,

LIKE, WHAT FIREMEN DO.

AND THEY'RE TIRED

ALL THE TIME.

COME ON, TRINA'S JAM.

I'LL GIVE YOU A RIDE

TO THE CONTEST.

SOMETHING ELSE

COREY CAN'T DO.

(GASPS)

(TIRES SCREECH)

♪ Splatty-splat transition ♪

BEING MY JAM MAKES YOU

SUPER POPULAR.

EVERYONE LOVE MY JAM!

(EXCITED SCREAMING)

BE MY BFF, JAMMY.

YOU'LL GET SEEN.

HEY, NICK! HERE'S THE SWEET

JAM I MADE TO WIN

THE JAM JAM FOR SUREZIES!

COOL. CAN'T WAIT TO JUDGE

THAT JAM.

JAMMY LOVE.

TRINA LOVE TOO.

THAT'S THE PRIZE IF WE WIN!

SO, LIKE, PICK ME ALREADY!

(EXCITED SCREAMING,

CAMERAS FLASH)

GREAT. TRINA MADE JAMMY

POPULAR, TOO.

IT'S OVER.

(STRUM) JAM!

JAMMY,

WE CAN JAM TOGETHER

IF YOU PICK US.

(GIGGLES)

DON'T WORRY, GUYS,

WE STILL GOT A CHANCE.

♪ Weeping jam transition ♪

LOUD FRANK: (RADIO)

WELCOME TO THE PEACEVILLE

SUMMER JAM JAM!

LET ME INTRODUCE OUR

65-TIME DEFENDING CHAMPION,

AND HER DOILY-BERRY JAM,

BERTHA!

AND THE ONLY CHALLENGER

WITH THE GUTS TO CHALLENGE 'ER!

TWO KIDS WITH A JAM

THAT WALKS AND TALKS?

THAT'S CRAY-CRAY!

AND YOUR JAM JUDGE

HUNKY NICK MALLORY!

AS A SWEET, UNDEFEATED

CHAMPION OLD LADY,

I'LL GO FIRST.

NICK'S NEVER TASTED

BETTER JAM.

I SWEETEN IT

WITH A GRANDMA'S LOVE.

TRINA:

MY JAM CAN FORM, LIKE,

BASIC SENTENCES AND WHATNOT.

JAMMY:

(GIGGLES)

JAMMY TICKLE!

NICK THINKS THIS IS WEIRDER

THAN SUSHI.

BUT NICK'S MOUTH FEELS

LIKE IT WON THE LOTTERY.

THIS MYSTERY JAM

IS THE WINNER.

(GASPS)

(ANGRY GROAN, JAR SMASHES)

(CHEERING)

LOUD FRANK:

ONLY ONE OF YOU GETS

THE WINNER'S RIBBON.

WHOSE JAM IS THIS?

YOU'RE MY JAM!

I MADE YOU A GIFT-HAVING

POPULAR WINNER,

AND NOW YOU OWE ME!

MAKE ME IMPRESS NICK!

DON'T RUSH HIM!

SORRY I WAS SO PUSHY,

JAMMY.

I WANTED YOU TO CHOOSE US

SO WE COULD JAM.

BUT I SHOULDA BEEN NICER.

I'LL UNDERSTAND

IF YOU WANT TO PICK TRINA.

HUH?

(HOPEFUL GASP)

HMMM.

UMM?

HURRY UP AND PICK ME!

IT'S OKAY, JAMMY.

NO MATTER WHO YOU CHOOSE,

WE'LL STILL BE FRIENDS.

JAMMY GROJBAND'S JAM!

NICKGRATULATIONS.

AND NOW FOR A SPECIAL

WINNER'S HUG.

THAT'S MY HUG!

AND THAT'S MY JAM!

RAAAAAHH!

♪♪

(FLAMES ROAR)

(PEN RASPS)

(HISSES)

(HEAVENLY CHOIR SINGS)

LOUD FRANK:

COREY RIFFIN!

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE

THIS SUMMER'S HOT NEW JAM?

WELL, LOUD FRANK.

I'LL TELL YOU

HOW IT FEELS.

♪ Spread the news around! ♪

♪ There's a brand new sound! ♪

♪ And it's all for me, ♪

♪ When I hear that beat ♪

♪ It makes me move my feet ♪

♪ You'll be moving too,

just wait and see ♪

♪ When you ask me ♪

♪ What's that, dude? ♪

♪ This is what

I'll say to you ♪

♪ That's my jam! ♪

♪ That's my jam! ♪

♪ I know you like it, sir. ♪

♪ And I know you like it,

ma'am. ♪

♪ But that's my jam! ♪

♪ That's my jam! ♪

♪ Can't take it away! ♪

♪ 'Cause jammin's what I am! ♪

♪ Spread the news around ♪

♪ There is a brand-new sound ♪

♪ And it will never go away ♪

♪ When I hear it,

When I feel it ♪

♪ It'll sweeten up my day! ♪

♪ When it's thumpin'

and it's bumpin', ♪

♪ I jump up and say ♪

♪ Hey! Hey! Hey! ♪

♪ That's my jam!

That's my jam! ♪

♪ I know you like it, sir. ♪

♪ And I know you like it,

Ma'am. ♪

♪ But that's my jam! ♪

♪ That's my jam! ♪

♪ Can't take it away! ♪

♪ 'Cause jammin's what I am! ♪

♪ That's my jam! ♪

CROWD:

(CHEERS)

JAMMIN'!

LOOKS LIKE OUR JAM

WAS PRETTY HOT.

OUR JAM, LANES?

AS SOON AS IT'S OUT

OF THE JAR,

A JAM BELONGS TO EVERYONE.

JAM FILLS YOUR SOUL,

GETS STUCK IN YOUR TEETH

AND ALL IT WANTS IN RETURN

IS YOUR LOVE.

SO DON'T TURN YOUR JAM

INTO A STAIN ON THE GROUND.

TASTE IT,

DON'T WASTE IT.

WOW. MAYBE YOU SHOULD

HAVE WRITTEN THOSE LYRICS DOWN.

THIS MORNING!

TASTES LIKE A WINNER TO ME!

COREY:

JAMMY!

REJOICE, MY FRIEND!

THIS IS EVERY JAM'S DESTINY.

I EMBRACE IT,

FOR I HAVE LIVED!

(CHOMPS)

MMMM.

THANKS FOR COMING OUT,

EVERYONE!