Original subtitles

♪ Got a band

that's really cool ♪

♪ Stealing words

from you know who ♪

♪ Playing gigs when we can ♪

♪ Trying to impress our fans ♪

♪ Older sister goes berserk ♪

♪ Her temper is

her biggest quirk ♪

♪ I got a plan

that might just work ♪

♪ Now, we're gonna rock

and we're gonna roll ♪

♪ We are Grojband, whoa! ♪

KON:

BATTER! BATTER!

SWING! BATTER!

SO, ALL I HAVE TO DO

IS HIT THE MELON

AND I GET OWNERSHIP OF KON?

THAT'S RIGHT!

LANEY: (COCKY)

YOU'RE GONNA LOVE BEING

MY SISTER.

(WHACK)

STEEEEEEERIKE! OOF!

HEY!

I SWUNG RIGHT THROUGH IT!

THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S A THREE-

DIMENSIONAL IMAGE

FORMED BY LIGHT BEAMS.

COREY HAD ME BUILD HIM

A HOLOGRAM MACHINE!

WHY WOULD HE ASK YOU

TO DO THAT?

I'LL LET THIS BREAKING

NEWS STORY TELL YOU WHY.

AN UNKNOWN SOURCE

HAS CLAIMED THAT GROJBAND,

A BAND NOBODY KNEW EXISTED,

HAS MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARED

AND WILL NO LONGER

BE MAKING THE MUSIC

NO ONE HAS EVER HEARD OF.

AND ACCORDING TO AN EVEN

MORE UNKNOWN SOURCE,

SINCE GROJBAND'S UNTIMELY

DEMISE,

INTEREST IN THE BAND

HAS RISEN ABOVE

"GROJBAND IS A THING?"

YOU TOLD THE NEWS

WE WERE DEAD?

PLAYING DEAD, LANE'S.

NOTHING MAKES A BAND

MORE POPULAR

THAN A MYSTERIOUS DISAPPEARANCE

AND-OR PRESUMED DEATH.

OUR FANS ARE GONNA GO NUTS.

AND JUST AS OUR POPULARITY'S

ABOUT TO PEAK...

WE REEMERGE TO SOAK UP

THE FAME!

NOT EXACTLY.

IF WE'RE THE BAND

THAT DISAPPEARED,

WE HAVE TO STAY

DISAPPEARED.

UNTIL OUR BEYOND AWESOME

GHOSTS SELVES

PUT ON A SHOW IN THE PARK!

BUT WE DON'T HAVE

GHOSTS OF US.

(ENERGY HUMS)

OHHHHH. I SEE.

(PLAYING A ROCK TUNE)

ALL:

CREEEEEEPYYYYY.

THEY'VE GOT OUR MOVES,

AND OUR STAGE PRESENCE.

BUT, LIKE US,

THEY DON'T HAVE LYRICS.

SO UNTIL WE GET SOME,

ALL THEY DO IS POST FLIERS

PROMOTING THE SHOW

AND SAY THIS:

ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?

WE'LL SEE YOU IN THE PARK!

AGH!

WE'LL GET LYRICS, KIN.

THE HARD PART WAS MAKING

THE HOLOGRAMS.

LET'S TAKE A BREAK

AND FEED SOME SQUIRRELS!

KIN, KON:

EEEEEEEEEEEEE!

SQUIRRELS! SQUIRRELS!

SQUIRRELS! SQUIRRELS!

MINA: (AS NICK)

NICK SAYS TRINA'S FACE

IS PRETTY.

AW, NICK,

THIS OLD THING?

MINA: (AS NICK)

NICK WONDERS IF ANY OF US

TRULY EXIST.

STOP READING

YOUR PHILOSOPHY.

IT LIKE, MAKES YOU THINK,

WHICH MAKES ME THINK,

AND I CAN'T FLIRT WITH YOU

PRETENDING TO BE NICK

IF I'M ALL, LIKE,

THINKING AND JUNK.

I JUST THINK YOU COULD PRACTICE

DEEP CONVERSATIONS, TOO!

NO, MINA! LESS BRAINS.

MORE FLIRTS.

HOLO-COREY:

ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?!

OF COURSE I'M READY TO-

WAIT.

MINA!

SORRY.

(CLEARS THROAT)

(NICK'S VOICE)

NICK, SAYS-

HOLO-COREY:

WE'LL SEE YOU IN THE PARK!

MINA! STOP DOING MY BROTHER'S

SUPER-DORK VOICE!

FAKE NICK WAS, LIKE,

TOTALLY CRUSHING!

B-BUT I'M NOT DOING

COREY'S VOICE.

ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?!

WE'LL SEE YOU IN THE PARK!

BROOM ME!

GRAAAAAAH! ARGH!!

HI-YAH!

MINA! MAKE NICK COMPLIMENT

MY BROOM SWINGING.

WE'LL SEE YOU IN THE PARK!

(NONCHALANT WHISTLING)

(FRANTIC SCREAMING)

ARE WE LATE FOR A SIDEWALK

SALE?

HOLO-COREY:

WE'LL SEE YOU IN THE PARK!

GHOSTS! THE 6TH DIMENSION

IS OPEN, MOTHER!

COREY:

AHHH. FEEDING SQUIRRELS

IS THE BEST!

UNTIL YOU ASK TO SHARE

AND THEY GET ALL GREEDY

AND BITEY

AND I DIDN'T KNOW

THEY DON'T LIKE TO BE HUGGED!

UM, GUYS? LOOK!

LANEY:

OUR HOLOGRAMS -

THEY'VE ESCAPED!

KIN:

HOW DID THEY GET OUT?

DON'T WORRY.

I'LL ROUND 'EM UP.

YOU CAN COME HOME THE EASY WAY,

OR THE HARD WAY.

AND AFTER THOSE SQUIRRELS

WERE SO MEAN,

I'M BEGGIN' FOR YOU

TO CHOOSE THE HARD WAY.

ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?!

HARD WAY IT IS.

HUH?

OH-OH.

OW! (PAINED CRIES)

OOOWWW...

LANEY:

DUDE, HOW DID YOU GET BEATEN UP

BY HOLOGRAMS?

THEY'RE... LIGHT.

C'MON. LET'S GET BACK

AND COME UP WITH A PLAN

BEFORE PEOPLE NOTICE

AND MAKE A SCENE.

♪ Hologram transition ♪

PEOPLE ARE MAKING A SCENE

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTICED

THAT THE GHOSTS OF GROJBAND,

HAVE RISEN FROM THEIR GRAVES,

AND ARE HAUNTING

PEACEVILLE

AS THEY PROMOTE THEIR

UPCOMING GHOST-GIG

IN THE PARK TONIGHT.

LANEY:

CORE, THOSE HOLOGRAMS

ARE GONNA PERFORM TONIGHT!

WITHOUT LYRICS!

AND EVERYONE'S GONNA

REMEMBER US AS A LOUSY BAND.

OH MAN, YOU'RE RIGHT,

LANES.

KIN, YOU'VE GOTTA

SHUT 'EM DOWN.

NO CAN DO.

I PROGRAMMED THE HOLOGRAMS

TO BE JUST LIKE US.

WITH OUR UNSTOPPABLE

DESIRE TO ROCK!

TRINA:

UGH. DIDN'T I

SWEEP YOU GUYS

OUTTA HERE, LIKE,

AN HOUR AGO?!

BE, LIKE, GONE

WHEN I GET BACK

OR IT'S BROOM TIME AGAIN.

(SLAMS DOOR)

TRINA RIFFIN,

SISTER OF COREY RIFFIN,

HAS JUST APPEARED!

LET'S SEE

IF WE CAN GET SOME TEARS.

TRINA, WHAT WOULD YOU

LIKE TO SAY

ABOUT THE DEVASTATING LOSS

OF YOUR DISAPPEARED

GHOST BROTHER?

DISAPPEARED?

HE'S DIS-FORTUNATELY

INSIDE THE GARAGE RIGHT NOW.

INSIDE YOUR HEART,

POSSIBLY.

EVERYWHERE ELSE,

HE'S A GHOST.

ARE YOU BONKERS?

HE'S RIGHT HERE!

LIKE WHAT AND WHATNOT?!

GOOD LUCK WITH

YOUR CRUMBLING REALITY.

TRINA:

(SCREAMS)

AND FOR THOSE OF US NOT

HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN,

WE'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT

IN THE PARK!

KATE, ALLIE:

WE LOVE YOU GHOST GROJBAND!

COREY:

TOLD YOU WE COULD

ALL FIT BEHIND THE SOFA!

LANEY:

CONGRATS.

BUT HOLO-BAND IS STILL

GONNA PLAY TONIGHT

WITHOUT LYRICS.

AND THEY'RE GONNA STINK.

WE CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN.

I GUESS WE'D BETTER

COME CLEAN

AND SAY WE NEVER DISAPPEARED.

...SO TO SUM UP,

IT WAS A HOAX.

THE GOOD THING IS,

WE'RE ALIVE!

KATE:

YOU'RE NOT GROJBAND!

YOU'RE A GROJBAND COVER BAND!

TOO SOON, GROJBAND COVER BAND,

TOO SOON!

WELL, THAT WAS A FAIL.

WHO KNEW PEOPLE HATED

COVER BANDS SO MUCH?

♪ People hate cover bands ♪

TRINA:

IF MY BROTHER WAS GONE,

I'D BE HAPPY.

BUT I'M NOT HAPPY.

SO THAT MEANS MY BROTHER

DOES EXIST.

YOU AGREE WITH ME, RIGHT?

OUR FRIENDSHIP CONTRACT SAYS

I HAVE TO AGREE WITH EVERYTHING

YOU SAY, SO YES.

BUT THIS BOOK SAYS

MAYBE NONE OF US REALLY EXIST.

THAT MAYBE WE JUST THINK

WE EXIST.

WHICH WOULD MEAN

YOU DON'T EXIST.

WELL, THE BOOK SAYS

I MIGHT NOT, BUT-

YOU DON'T EXIST!

(GASP)

I JUST PHILOSOPHIZED

MINA AWAY.

SO COOL.

(EVIL GIGGLES)

(HOLLOW RHYTHMIC,

POPPING SOUND)

ALL RIGHT.

PACING DIDN'T GIVE ME

ANY IDEAS.

WHAT DO YOU GUYS GOT?

KIN:

HOLO-BAND IS PROGRAMMED

JUST LIKE US.

TO SHUT DOWN AFTER PERFORMING

ONE SONG!

ONLY WE HAVE GUTS

AND MEAT INSIDE!

THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE!

THAT'S IT!

THEY'RE EMPTY INSIDE!

WE JUST NEED TO STEP INSIDE

THE HOLOGRAMS,

THEN PLAY THE SONG!

ONCE IT'S OVER,

HOLO-BAND WILL SHUT OFF,

REVEALING US!

IT'S A COMEBACK SHOW!

LANEY:

NOT BAD.

BUT WHAT ABOUT LYRICS?

BUZZ NEWSWORTHY:

WHILE HOARDS OF FANS

PACK THIS PARK

FOR TONIGHT'S GHOST CONCERT,

TRINA RIFFIN HAS YET

TO ACCEPT THE FACT

THAT HER BROTHER

IS ACTUALLY A GHOST.

COREY,

SHOW YOURSELF TO ME!

SHOW YOURSELF

SO I KNOW YOU'RE REAL!

(GROWLS)

THERE YOU ARE!

I KNEW IT!

LOOK AT THIS!

TRINA IS ABOUT TO REUNITE

WITH THE GHOST OF HER BROTHER.

HOW BRAVE!

TRINA:

EVERYONE THINKS

YOU'RE A LAME GHOST,

AND I KNOW YOU'RE REALLY

A LAME REAL.

NOW TELL THEM

I'M LEGIT UN-CRAZY.

UGH. STOP NOT BEING REAL

AND LET ME GRAB YOU.

(REALIZES) GASP!

COREY'S NOT REAL?!

NONE OF THEM ARE REAL!

(TONE BEEPS)

COREY:

THAT'S IT!

I WONDER WHAT WOULD HAPPEN

IF TRINA THOUGHT HUNKY NICK

MALLORY DIDN'T EXIST?

KON:

DUDE. SHE'D DIARY UP

ENOUGH LYRICS

FOR A GREATEST HITS ALBUM!

EXACTLY. KIN?

ONE NON-EXISTENT NICK MALLORY

COMING UP!

♪ Nick doesn't really exist ♪

♪♪

NICK MALLORY:

NICK DIGS A PRE-CONCERT

LASER SHOW.

LASERS ARE PRETTY COOL.

OH, YOU SHOULD TURN

YOUR CELL PHONE OFF

SO IT DOESN'T INTERRUPT

THE CONCERT.

NICK THANKS YOU

FOR THE REMINDER.

(BEEP)

NICK SAYS NICK'S

NOT HERE RIGHT NOW...

(MUTTERING INCOHERENTLY)

HEY, TRINA, THANKS FOR COMING

TO OUR SHOW.

YOUR SHOW?

YOUR SHOW?

HAHAHAHAHA!

YOU DON'T EVEN EXIST!

NOTHING DOES!

YOU GOT ME.

I'M NOT REAL.

NO ONE IS.

NOT EVEN NICK MALLORY.

HA! NICE TRY!

NICK IS TOTES REAL.

TOTES REAL!

GO AHEAD.

CALL HIM AND SEE.

NICK'S VOICEMAIL:

NICK SAYS NICK'S

NOT HERE RIGHT NOW.

NICK'S...

"NOT HERE RIGHT NOW?"

NICK:

NICK'S NOT HERE RIGHT NOW.

BUT YOU'RE RIGHT THERE!

LIKE THE REALEST!

NICK MALLORY ISN'T... HERE?

AND IF NICK DOESN'T EXIST?

NOTHING EXISTS!

NOOOOOOOTHIIIIIIING!

♪♪

(FLAMES ROAR)

(PEN RASPS)

(FLAME HISSES)

(HEAVENLY CHOIR SINGS)

COREY:

LET'S ROCK!

♪♪

♪ Do I even have a name? ♪

♪ When nobody says it

but me? ♪

♪ Is there any point

to fame ♪

♪ When they look,

but they never see ♪

♪ I'm back, I'm back

for the first time ♪

♪ I'm here, I'm here,

and I'm online ♪

♪ Can you see

I'm right here inside ♪

♪ I'm back

for the very first time! ♪

♪ The person

I want to be ♪

♪ The light

that's inside of me ♪

♪ If this is a fantasy ♪

♪ I live it from A to Z ♪

♪ I'm back, I'm back

for the first time ♪

♪ I'm here, I'm here,

and I'm online ♪

♪ Can't you see

I'm right here inside ♪

♪ I'm back

for the very first time ♪

♪♪

♪ For the very

first tiiiiiime! ♪

♪ I'm back! ♪

KATE, ALLIE:

WE LOVE YOU, GROJBAND

COVER BAND!

WHAT A GREAT DAY,

HUH GUYS?

I'LL SAY! THESE HOLO-MALLOWS

TASTE SO GOOD,

AND YOU NEVER GET FULL!

LANEY:

WHY WAS TODAY SO GREAT?

EVERYBODY THINKS

WE'RE A COPYCAT BAND.

COREY:

WHAT'S WRONG

WITH COPYING YOURSELF?

SHOULD WE STOP SAYING

"GOOD MORNING",

BECAUSE WE'VE ALREADY

SAID IT TODAY?

NO! ALL YOU NEED

IS ONE GREAT IDEA

IF YOU CAN USE IT AGAIN

AND AGAIN!

HOLO-COREY:

AND SOMETIMES,

THE IDEA IS BETTER

THE SECOND TIME AROUND!

I PROGRAMMED IN YOUR LITTLE

MONOLOGUE THIS TIME.

(IN UNISON)

THANKS FOR COMING OUT,

EVERYONE!

(VIDEO GAME SOUNDS,

EATING SOUNDS)

(PHONE BLEATS)

COREY:

CHANCE HAPPENING UPDATED

HER CUTE ANIMAL BLOG!

KIN:

QUICK! TO THE LAPTOP!

CHANCE HAPPENING:

ANIMALS ARE THE BRAVEST

PEOPLE OF ALL!

AND NONE ARE BRAVER

THAN, WHEELIE THE CAT.

THIS WAR HERO IS NOW CONFINED

TO A ROLLER SKATE

AFTER HE WAS HURT RESCUING

THE REST OF HIS PLATOON

FROM A BURNING ROLLER

SKATE FACTORY.

THIS KITTY IS THE BRAVEST,

MOST-

(PUPPY SNEEZING)

THAT CUTE PUPPY JUST SNEEZED!

THIS JUST IN!

SNARFFLES HAS THE SNIFFLES!

(CAT SCREECHES)

THAT'S SO SAD.

PUPPY DOESN'T EVEN KNOW

WHAT A COLD IS!

KON:

HE'S SUFFERING.

AND HERE WE ARE,

LIVING LIKE KINGS!

(RAT CHATTERS, HAWK CRIES)

THAT CAT WAS A BRAVE

WAR HERO,

BUT THAT PUPPY

JUST SNEEZED HIS WAY

INTO THIS GIRL'S IRON HEART.

COREY:

THAT'S IT!

WE NEED TO MAKE PEOPLE

CARE ABOUT THAT PUPPY

WITH A PLEASE-HELP

VIRAL VIDEO!

AND WHEN IT'S A HIT,

WE'LL BE THE GO-TO,

MAKE-YOU CARE BAND

FOR CHARITIES EVERYWHERE!

GROJBAND IS GONNA HELP

A PUPPY!

YES! FINALLY,

ONE OF THESE I CAN GET BEHIND.

UGH. WHO CARES

ABOUT THAT PUPPY?

IT'S NOT EVEN IN A PURSE.

PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME HATE

SOMETHING CUTE, TRINA.

NOT AGAIN.

ANIMALS ARE JUST EMERGENCY

HEAT SOURCES,

THEY'RE NOT-

(CAT SCREECHES)

SOOO CUUUUUTE!

IT'S SO ADORABLE

HOW MUCH THAT KITTY HATES

THAT OTHER THING!

THE PUPPY?

HIS NAME IS SNARFFLES AND-

AND NO ONE SEES HOW CUTE

KITTY'S HATE IS!

I'M GONNA HELP THAT KITTY!

♪ Miow-miow-miow-

miow-miow-miow ♪

(SNEEZES)

LANEY:

RUH-ROH!

SOMEONE NEEDS A TISSUE!

COREY:

NOPE! STOP!

LANES, YOU NEED TO MAKE

EVERYONE FEEL

LIKE HORRIBLE NON-HELPING

MONSTERS!

(SNEEZES)

LANEY: (SOMBER)

THIS PUPPY JUST SNEEZED,

AND THERE WAS NO ONE

THERE TO BLESS HIM.

DON'T LEND A TISSUE.

LEND A HAND.

BECAUSE NO PUPPY SNEEZES

JUST ONCE.

(SNEEZES)

THIS IS THE SADDEST

I'VE EVER FELT.

COREY:

SO SAD.

WE DID IT!

LET'S GET IT ONLINE

SO THE WHOLE WORLD CAN BE SAD!

KIN: WHOO-HOO!

LANEY: AWESOME!

YOU'RE SOOO MUCH CUTER

THAN THAT DUMB DOG

AND CERTAINLY CUTER THAN

MINA'S CAT!

RIGHT MINA?

UMMMMM...

YOU SURE YOU WANT

TO ADOPT THAT CAT?

HE'S GOT A BLACK LOVELESS

HEART

FULL OF HATE AND REVENGE.

(HISSES)

THERE'S SOMETHING

ABOUT HOW HE HATES THAT PUPPY

THAT REMINDS ME OF ME.

LOOK, SNARFFLES!

SOMEONE DONATED A NEW BED

FOR YOU!

ISN'T IT NICE!

(SQUEAKING)

(FLIES BUZZ)

(GROWLS)

SNARFFLES, THE SNEEZING PUP,

MAY HAVE STOLEN OUR HEARTS,

BUT WE'RE GIVING HIM

OUR MONEY!

PILES OF IT!

AND TOYS!

POOL TABLES! MASSAGE CHAIRS!

A SPEEDBOAT!

AND... WHAT IS THAT?

IT'S A LASER DRILL.

WHY WOULD SOMEONE GIVE THAT

TO A PUPPY?

YOU HEARD IT, FOLKS.

PEACEVILLE'S HEART IS OPEN!

AND IT ALL STARTED

WITH ONE SUPER SAD VIRAL VIDEO!

LANEY:

...BECAUSE NO PUPPY

SNEEZES JUST ONCE.

(SNEEZES)

KIN:

WE DID IT!

OUR MUSIC HELPED!

LANEY:

AND IT DIDN'T HURT

ANYONE FIRST!

(PHONE BLEATS)

MAYOR MELLOW JUST BLEATED

THAT HE WANTS TO GIVE WHOEVER

MADE THAT VIDEO

THE KEY TO THE CITY!

TONIGHT!

COREY:

GUYS, IT'S TIME TO BE HEROES.

AND LET CHARITIES FIGHT

OVER WHO HIRES US NEXT!

YOU FOLLOW THE MAYOR

ON BLEATER?

LOCAL POLITICS

AFFECT US ALL.

AND SOMETIMES HE BLEATS

COOL HAIKUS!

SO COREY MADE THAT VIDEO

THAT HELPED THAT PUPPY

YOU HATE? UNCOOL.

WE DON'T LIKE THAT AT ALL.

BUT I DON'T HATE

THAT PUPPY.

WHEELIE:

MEOW.

TRINA:

TOTES MEOW, WHEELIE.

OH.

SHE'S TALKING TO HER CAT.

THAT'S A BAD SIGN.

ISN'T THAT RIGHT,

DR. PURRS?

(PURRING)

MEOW. (GROWLING)

TRINA, YOU'VE BEEN TALKING

A LOT ABOUT REVENGE.

I GUESS YOU ALWAYS DO,

BUT NOW THERE'S MORE MEOWING.

HE'S SO CUTE

WHEN HE PLOTS REVENGE!

HIS ADORABLE HATE

IS SO TRINAESQUE!

(MEOWING)

MEOW.

PLEASE STOP MEOWING, TRINA.

EVEN IF IT'S NOT REAL

CAT-SPEAK, IT'S CREEPY.

WHEELIE'S THE SUPER WAR HERO,

AND EVERYONE SHOULD LIKE HIM!

GET IN THE CAR, MINA.

WE HAVE WORK TO DO.

(HISSES)

WHEELIE CALLS SHOTGUN.

(Meow, rip)

MAYOR MELLOW:

FOR MAKING ALL OF PEACEVILLE

CARE ABOUT A TINY PUPPY,

I PRESENT GROJBAND

WITH THE KEY TO THE CITY!

(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

FINALLY! A CHANCE TO USE

THIS HUGE GOLD KEY-RING!

THANKS, MAYOR MELLOW.

MUSIC HELPS!

AND WE'RE AVAILABLE TO HELP

ANY IMPORTANT CAUSE OR CHARITY!

NO NEED. PEOPLE GAVE ALL THEIR

MONEY TO HELP SNARFFLES!

THE OTHER CHARITIES PACKED UP

AND LEFT TOWN!

AND NOW I'M DONATING

$378 MILLION TO SNARFFLES!

BECAUSE PEACEVILLE CARES!

CROWD:

(CHEERS!)

AND THAT'S ALL THE MONEY

THE TOWN HAS.

SO, LET ME SUM UP

OUR SITUATION:

PUPPY MADE US CARE.

ALL OUR MONEY THROWN TO WIND.

LET'S HOPE WE DON'T FREEZE.

(CROWD GROANS)

(CLAPS) EEEEE!

WHAT A GREAT HAIKU!

WELL KIDS, THERE'S GOOD

REASON TO FROWN

'CAUSE YOU JUST BANKRUPT

THIS TOWN.

I GOTTA GET ANOTHER JOB.

(CAR RUMBLES, BEEPS)

COREY

IT'S GONNA TAKE ONE HECK OF

A VIRAL VIDEO TO FIX THIS!

(HAWK CRIES)

THAT'S EVERYTHING

ON WHEELIE'S LIST.

REVENGE SUPPLIES READY!

BUT THESE WERE GIFTS

FOR SNARFFLES.

WE'RE STEALING

FROM A PUPPY.

I KNOW, RIGHT?!

TOTES BONUS EVIL!

WHEELIE:

(MEOWS)

(HISSES)

WE NEED TO BEAT COREY HOME

SO WE CAN SET UP WHEELIE'S

VENGEANCE CHAMBER!

ADORBS!

MINA:

SHOTGUN!

TRINA

SORRY, MINS, YOU CAN'T

JUST "CALL" SHOTGUN.

YOU HAVE TO EARN IT.

THIS JUST IN,

EVERYONE IS MAD

BECAUSE GROJBAND MADE A PUPPY

THE RICHEST PERSON IN TOWN!

NOW THAT MY HEAT'S

SHUT OFF,

THAT PUPPY AIN'T SO CUTE

NO MORE.

I NEVER WANTED TO LIKE

THAT MUTT IN THE FIRST PLACE,

BUT THAT MUSIC JUST MUCKED

WITH MY BRAIN!

CHANCE HAPPENING:

WITH PEACEVILLE'S POWER

ABOUT TO GO OFF FOREVER,

THERE'S NOTHING TO DO,

BUT ENJOY MORE OF MY CUTE

ANIMAL VIDEOS ON YOUR PHONES!

AND TRACK DOWN GROJBAND

AND GET OUR MONEY BACK.

COREY:

I DON'T GET IT -

WHY WOULD THEY BE MAD AT US.

LANEY:

UM, WEREN'T YOU LISTENING?

(POUNDING)

OPEN UP, GROJBAND!

WE DON'T WANT TO CARE

ABOUT PUPPIES ANYMORE!

AND WE WANT OUR MONEY BACK!

COREY:

WE DON'T HAVE YOUR MONEY!

WE CAN'T GIVE IT BACK!

LANEY:

UH, WE KINDA CAN, CORE.

I SET UP THE CHARITY DONATION

ACCOUNT IN OUR NAME.

WHAT?! I GOT EXCITED

ABOUT PUPPY-HELPING!

WE NEVER SHOULD HAVE TRIED

TO PULL ON EVERYONE'S

HEARTSTRINGS.

I GOTTA GO OUT THERE

AND APOLOGIZE.

TRINA:

OH, YOU CAN'T GO.

YOU CAN'T GO... FOREVER!

CREEPIEST.

REVEAL. EVER.

(ANGRY HISS)

TRINA:

WHEELIE HATES YOU!

YOUR VIDEO MADE THAT

SNOT-DOG A BIG DEAL,

EVEN THOUGH WHEELIE

IS THE BEST!

AND NOW WE'RE GOING

TO DESTROY YOU!

(ATTACK SCREECH)

AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

(BEEP, WHIRRING)

AAAAHHHHHHHH!

(SCREECHING)

AAAAHHHHHHHH!

AAAAHHHHHHHH!

(WHIMPERING)

(LASER HUMS)

GIVE IT UP, COREY,

OR EVERYONE GETS LASERED

IN HALF!

OH, YEAH?!

YOU'LL NEVER-

COOL. I SURRENDER.

CORE,

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WE MADE ONE ANIMAL

A VIRAL VIDEO HIT,

AND WE CAN DO IT AGAIN!

A LOL CAT VIDEO WILL GIVE

WHEELIE THE ATTENTION HE WANTS.

KIN :

IF WE SEND IT TO CHANCE'S

CUTE ANIMAL BLOG,

EVERYONE OUTSIDE

WILL SEE IT!

COREY:

BUT MUSIC ALONE WON'T MAKE

THIS MONSTER LOOK CUTE.

WE'LL NEED ADORABLE LYRICS.

AND SEEING ME ABOUT TO BE

CUT IN HALF BY A LASER

IS GUARANTEED DIARY FUEL

FOR TRINA.

YEAH, I'M NOT REALLY

BEHIND THIS ANYMORE.

♪ Got a bad feelin'

about this ♪

I'VE ALWAYS WANTED

TO DO THIS!

(CHUCKLES)

GOOD WHEELIE!

OH,

YOU ARE JUST THE CUTEST!

(LASER BLASTS)

GASP! KITTY JUST FIRED

HIS WITTLE GUN.

LOOK AT HIS ADORABLE

LASER ABOUT TO END COREY.

LOOK AT HIS WITTLE WHEELS!

HIS TINY PAWS.

THE EVIL IN HIS EYES!

(GASP) IT'S CUTE

OVERLOOOOOOOOAD!

EEEEEHHHHH!

♪♪

(LASER FIRES)

(LASERS HUM)

(POPPING)

(HEAVENLY CHOIR SINGS)

WHEELIE WANT HIS SQUEAKY?

(TOY SQUEAKS)

(TOY SQUEAKS)

OKAY, GUYS!

LET'S GET CUTE!

MEOW.

♪♪

♪ Kitty likes to play! ♪

♪ Kitty likes to chase! ♪

♪ Kitty's toes are grey! ♪

♪ Whiskers on his face! ♪

♪ There ain't nothing cuter

than a kitty nose, ♪

♪ Except his razor claws

and the fangs he shows! ♪

MEOW.

♪ Cute overload! ♪

♪ My heart is gonna

to explode! ♪

I JUST WANNA HUG HIM!

WHO'S A PRETTY KITTY?

BOTH:

AWWWW.

♪ Cute overload! ♪

♪ I can't take it anymore ♪

♪ Toes! Nose!

I just can't take it anymore! ♪

♪ Wheels!

The way his fur feels! ♪

♪ Awww! This kitty rocks! ♪

♪ Yeah! ♪

♪ And if you're watching

this site ♪

♪ How could you deny

That this kitty rocks! ♪

♪ Kitty rocks! ♪

KIN! THE CUTE ANIMAL BLOG!

HURRY!

MAYOR MELLOW:

OPEN UP!

THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE

GROJBAND.

(PHONE BLEATS)

OH.

MUST BE SOME NEW CUTE ANIMAL

ACTION.

ALL RIGHT, CAT.

MAKE ME LOL.

(SONG PLAYS)

LANEY:

SO... WHEN DOES THE PLAN WORK?!

MAYOR MELLOW:

WAIT! STOP THE CLOCK!

WHEELIE THE CAT

IS WHERE IT'S AT!

THIS CAT IS THE GREATEST!

(SCREECHES TO A HALT)

(PUPPY SNEEZES, HAWK CRIES)

(CROWD CHEERING)

THANKS FOR GIVING THE TOWN

ITS MONEY BACK, GROJBAND.

BOY, OH, BOY.

JUST GOES TO SHOW THE KIND

OF MESS THAT CARING CAN CAUSE.

IT'S TRUE.

WE MAKE OUR OWN MESSES

IN LIFE.

AND THERE ISN'T ALWAYS A

LITTER BOX TO CATCH THEM

AND CLUMP THEM UP

INTO LITTLE BALLS

THAT CAN BE TOSSED AWAY

AND FORGOTTEN.

SOMETIMES, OUR MESSES TRAP

US WITH LASERS BEAMS

AND WE'RE LUCKY TO EVEN

MAKE IT OUT ALIVE.

IN THE END,

CARING DOESN'T MAKE THE MESS

HELPING DOES.

SO NEVER HELP?

NOT NEVER.

JUST NEVER AGAIN.

THANKS FOR COMING OUT,

EVERYONE!

(PUPPY SNEEZES)