Original subtitles

♪ Got a band

that's really cool ♪

♪ Stealing words

from you know who ♪

♪ Playing gigs when we can ♪

♪ Trying to impress our fans ♪

♪ Older sister goes berserk ♪

♪ Her temper is

her biggest quirk ♪

♪ I got a plan

that just might work ♪

♪ Now, we're gonna rock

and we're gonna roll ♪

♪ We are Grojband, whoa! ♪

(PLAYS A RIFF)

(ENERGY HUMS)

COREY:

UH, GUYS?

ARE THOSE BRACELETS SUPPOSED

TO BE A FASHION STATEMENT?

LANEY:

THAT STATEMENT BEING,

HEY, LOOK AT

MY CRAZY BRACELET?!

KIN:

WE'RE RAISING AWARENESS

FOR THEM 5'S FIGHT

AGAINST LONG LINES

FOR NEW PHONES!

THEM-5?

THE BAND?

WHY ARE THEY FIGHTING

AGAINST ANYTHING?

KON:

THEY'RE THE MOST POLITICAL

BAND IN THE WORLD!

THEY TAKE A STAND,

LIKE, EVERY MONTH!

LANEY:

THEY MAKE TERRIBLE MUSIC.

KIN:

WITH IMPORTANT MESSAGES.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

ABOUT LONG LINES

FOR NEW PHONES,

LANEY?

YOU KNOW WHAT NEEDS

FIGHTING FOR? SOMETHING!

AND GROJBAND NEVER BACKS

DOWN FROM A FIGHT!

WE'RE GONNA BE POLITICAL

AND FIGHT FOR

WHAT WE BELIEVE IN!

KIN, KON:

YEAH!

LANEY:

WHAT DO WE BELIEVE IN?

I DUNNO YET,

BUT THE ELEMENTARY

HIGH STUDENT ELECTION'S TODAY.

LET'S HEAD DOWN THERE

AND MAKE A STATEMENT!

STATEMENTS RULE!

I'M COREY RIFFIN

AND I APPROVED THIS MESSAGE.

WHAT MESSAGE?!

UGH. COREY THINKS HE CAN JUST

MAKE HIMSELF POLITICAL

OUT OF NOWHERE!

WELL, I'M GONNA RUIN HIM

BY MAKING MYSELF POLITICAL

OUT OF NOWHERE FIRST!

THAT PRESIDENCY THING

IS MINE!

UMM, YOU'RE NOT IN THE SCHOOL

ELECTION, TRINA.

ELECTIONS ARE

ABOUT POPULARITY.

WHO'S MORE POPULAR THAN ME?

ONE LITTLE BLEAT FROM ME,

AND THOSE VOTES

ARE TOTES MINE.

(BLEAT) (READING)

MAKE ME SCHOOL PREZ.

IT'LL BE A RAGER.

YOU'VE GOT MY VOTE!

CAN I BE YOUR FIRST BFF?

TABLED FOR FURTHER

DISCUSSION.

FIRST:

PRESIDENT HOTTIE CHECK!

(SNAPS FINGERS)

UGH! NO ONE VOTES

FOR PIMPLES, MINA!

(HAPPY)

NOW I'M READY TO PRESIDENTATE!

YOU RULE, TRINA.

BRUTALLY.

(SINISTER LAUGH)

♪ Trina's got an evil plan ♪

CAMERON:

AFTER A SUDDEN WAVE

OF BLEAT-IN VOTES,

YOUR NEW SCHOOL PRESIDENT -

TRINA RIFFIN!

KATE, ALLIE:

WE VOTED FOR YOU,

COREY'S SISTER!

LANEY:

ANY IDEA HOW THIS HAPPENED?

COREY:

NONE. BUT IT'S A CLEAR VOTE

FOR AWESOME!

WE'VE SUFFERED THOUSANDS

OF TRINA RELATED INJUSTICES!

ROCKING OUT AGAINST HER,

RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW,

WILL MAKE US LEGENDS!

TRINA:

FOR MY FIRST ACT AS PRESIDENT:

GROJBAND CAN'T EVER PLAY HERE!

LIKE, EVER!

ALL:

WAHHHHHHHH!!!

LANEY:

WE'RE A POLITICAL BAND

FOR ONE MINUTE

AND NOW WE'RE BANNED

FROM SCHOOL.

BANNED FROM SCHOOL?!

AWESOME!

COREY:

YOU'RE RIGHT!

TRINA'S AFRAID OF US.

IMAGINE HOW AFRAID SHE'D BE

IF SHE HAD REAL POWER!

UM... A LOT LESS AFRAID?

IF TRINA HAD MORE POWER,

WE'D HAVE MORE

TO STRUGGLE AGAINST!

AND A MORE IMPORTANT STATEMENT

TO MAKE!

WE NEED TO TAKE TRINA

FROM SCHOOL PRESIDENT

TO MAYOR OF PEACEVILLE!

WHOA!

DO YOU HAVE A CONCUSSION?

HOW WOULD WE EVEN DO THAT?

KIN:

WE CAN TELL YOU!

KON:

WITH AN EDU-TAINING SONG!

-SAY, KIN?

-YES, KON?

UH, HOW DO YOU REPLACE

A MAYOR

WITH SOMEONE

WHO ISN'T A MAYOR?

WHY, YOU'D NEED

SOME KINDA BYLAW!

(TINNY OLD-TIMEY MUSIC)

♪ If the mayor

of Peaceville ♪

♪ Takes an unscheduled vacay ♪

♪ Then bylaw 62.8 says

That it's a-okay ♪

KON:

♪ To find the winner of any vote

held earlier that day ♪

KIN:

♪ And name them the new mayor

of Peaceville ♪

(IN UNISON)

♪ Henceforth. ♪

♪ Henceforth. ♪

♪ Henceforth. ♪

LANEY:

THAT LAST PART

DIDN'T RHYME.

WELL, I'LL RHYME YOU!

IT'S A SONG ABOUT

A MUNICIPAL BYLAW.

WHAT MORE D'YOU WANT?

GUYS! TRINA'S ONLY

ONE STEP AWAY

FROM BEING MAYOR OF PEACEVILLE!

WE JUST GOTTA GET RID

OF MAYOR MELLOW.

(CRAYON SQUEAKS)

MS. TANANA, SEND IN MORE

CRAYONS PLEASE.

COREY:

MAYOR MELLOW, SIR,

WE THINK IT'S TIME YOU TOOK

A LITTLE VACATION.

MAYOR MELLOW:

NO NEED, KIDS.

I FEEL LIKE I GET

A VACATION EVERY TIME

I STAMP ONE OF THESE FISHING

LICENSE APPLICATIONS!

AHHH... THE TROPICS.

COREY:

WHAT I HAVE IN THIS ENVELOPE

WILL CONVINCE YOU TO,

SHALL WE SAY,

"LEAVE TOWN FOR A WHILE?"

AGHH!

IT'S HAPPENING, MOTHER!

YOU THINK YOU COVER

YOUR TRACKS,

BUT YOUR LIES

CATCH UP WITH YOU!

THEY ALWAYS

CATCH UP WITH YOU!

(BEEP, BOING!)

I THOUGHT HE'D BE INTO

A TRIP TO SUNNY BARBADOS.

OH, WELL.

MELLOW'S GONE,

AND TRINA'S THE NEW MAYOR!

LANEY:

YOU THINK SHE KNOWS YET?

TRINA:

GET OUT OF MY ROOM!

I MEAN, OFFICE!

I NEED TO FRESHEN UP.

IS THERE ANYTHING MORE

EFFICIENT THAN A TOWN BYLAW?!

(EVIL LAUGH)

UGH! MINA! MAKE-UP!

FOR MY FIRST ACT AS MAYOR

OF PEACEVILLE,

GROJBAND CAN'T PLAY

IN PEACEVILLE!

LIKE, EVER!

COREY, LANEY, KIN, KON:

WHAAAAAAAAA! OOFFFFF!

NOT ONLY IS TRINA'S POWER

STRONGER THAN BEFORE,

SO IS HER THROWING ARM.

GREAT. NOW WE'RE BANNED

FROM OUR OWN TOWN.

HOW DO WE GET HOME?

KON

'K, DON'T PANIC,

BUT HAS ANYONE

SEEN MY DRUMS?

TRINA:

FINALLY I CAN DESTROY

ANYTHING THAT BUGS ME!

POLITICS IS THE MOST FUNNEST.

(WHISTLES HAPPY TUNE)

UGH! NEW LAW:

NO STUFF WHERE

I'M NOT LOOKING!

MINA:

SO MANY COOL BOUTIQUES

WERE HAPPY TO DONATE

THEIR CUTEST OUTFITS

TO THE NEW MAYOR!

THEY'RE ALL IN YOUR SIZE!

KATE, ALLIE:

FREE GROJBAND!

FREE GROJBAND!

MAYOR COREY'S SISTER,

YOU GOTTA LET GROJBAND

BACK IN PEACEVILLE!

(GRRR!)

IF WE ROCK OUT AND NO ONE'S

AROUND TO HEAR IT,

DO WE MAKE A SOUND?

PROBABLY.

WE'RE AWESOME.

THIS WAS A BAD IDEA.

THE POWERS THAT BE-

YOUR SISTER.

HAVE FINALLY SILENCED US!

LOOKS LIKE IT.

OH, AND THE ANSWER TO YOUR

NEXT QUESTION IS NO -

DO NOT MAKE TRINA

THE RULER OF EARTH.

THAT'S RIGHT.

WE ARE GONNA NEED

A BIGGER MESSAGE.

(SIGHS)

KATE, ALLIE:

FREE GROJBAND!

FREE GROJBAND!

AND I LIKE THE SOUND

OF THIS ONE.

♪ Kids shouldn't play

in sewers ♪

HURRY, MINA!

I WANT EVERYBODY TO GET A

COMMEMORATIVE PORTRAIT OF ME

BEFORE MY WELCOME PARTY STARTS!

I'VE ONLY FINISHED 57

SO FAR.

AND YOU HATED 56 OF THEM.

THE PEOPLE NEED A SYMBOL

OF HOT, MINA!

BUT I'LL NEVER BE ABLE

TO PAINT ENOUGH PORTRAITS

FOR EVERYONE.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

YOU CAN STOP PAINTING.

THE ONLY ANSWER IS TO MAKE

A HUGE GOLD STATUE OF ME.

FORCE EVERYONE TO DONATE

THEIR GRANDMOTHER JEWELRY!

AT ONCE, MAYOR TRINA!

THE BURDEN OF LEADERSHIP

LAYS HEAVY ON MY SHOULDERS

AND JUNK.

KATE, ALLIE: (CHANTING)

GROJBAND TOOK A STAND!

WE DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS!

BUT IT GOT THEM BANNED!

WE'RE CHANTING JUST BECAUSE!

COREY

HEY, GROUPIES.

WHATCHA DOIN' BEING ALL CREEPY

DOWN HERE IN THE SEWER?

KATE:

MAYOR TRINA EXILED US

FOR LIKING YOU!

NOBODY IN PEACEVILLE'S

EVEN ALLOWED TO SAY

THE WORD "GROJBAND" ANYMORE.

I DON'T REALLY KNOW

WHAT A MAYOR DOES,

BUT SHE'S THE WORST ONE

EVER!

GUYS! WE DON'T NEED

TO FIND A MESSAGE.

TRINA JUST GAVE US ONE!

DOWN WITH TRINA!

WORKS FOR ME.

LET'S BRING DOWN

A GOVERNMENT!

MINA:

WELD FASTER, MINA!

I KNOW TO GO FASTER!

STOP TALKING, THERE'S NO

TIME FOR TALKING!

WELD-WELD-WELD-WELD-WELD!

LANEY:

I HAVE TO SAY,

I EXPECTED TRINA TO MAKE

AN EVEN LARGER

GOLD STATUE OF HERSELF.

SHE'S MATURED A LITTLE.

KIN:

GASP! OUR GEAR'S BEEN HANGED!

I SHALL AVENGE YOU!

COREY:

LET'S HOPE NO NECKS

WERE BROKEN.

THEY'RE FINE,

AND THEY'RE READY FOR A SONG

THAT'LL TURN THIS TOWN

AGAINST TRINA

AND BRING HER DOWN!

LANEY:

GREAT. ALL WE NEED

NOW IS LYRICS.

COREY:

LIKE EVERY POLITICIAN,

TRINA HAS SOMETHING TO HIDE.

A BLEMISH ON HER RECORD

SO EMBARRASSING

THAT REVEALING IT

WILL MAKE HER GO DIARY.

SHE HAS A ZIT.

WE'LL SHOW IT TO FOLKS.

KIN, KON, LANEY:

OHHHHHH!

(SPARKS)

DONE!

OH NO, I ALMOST MISSED

A SPOT!

♪ Pimples are

the new blackheads ♪

WELCOME! AS THE PRETTIEST

MAYOR IN PEACEVILLE HISTORY,

I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW

THAT YOU'RE LIKE

THE LUCKIEST TOWN EVER-

COREY:

CITIZENS OF PEACEVILLE!

IS THIS THE LEADER YOU WANT?

CROWD:

(GASPS)

KATE:

IT'S COREY RIFFIN!

FROM GROJBAND!

TRINA:

COREY?! WHAT PART OF

"I'M SUPER THE MAYOR

SO GET OUT OF TOWN

AND MAYBE STARVE"

DO YOU UN-UNDERSTAND?!

LANEY:

MAYOR TRINA BANISHES ANYONE

WHO DISAGREES WITH HER!

SHE FORCES YOU

TO GIVE HER GIFTS!

AND SHE WON'T LET YOU

SAY THE NAME

OF THE COOLEST BAND

IN THE WORLD!

THEY ALREADY KNOW THAT!

I'M TOTES OPEN

ABOUT MY RULES!

COREY:

BUT THERE'S ONE THING

SHE'S HIDING!

MINA;

I GOT EVERY DETAIL.

CROWD:

(LAUGHS)

MY PIMPLE! NOOO!!!

NO ONE VOTES FOR -

PIIIIIMPLES!!!!!

(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS)

(FLAMES ROAR)

(LIGHTNING STRIKES)

(FLAMES ROAR)

(HISSING)

(HEAVENLY CHOIR SINGS)

COREY:

LET'S ROCK!

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYS)

♪ Yeah! yeah! ♪

♪ Yeah! Yeah! ♪

♪ Bring her down

Bring her down ♪

♪ Make a loud sound ♪

♪ Bring her down

Bring her down ♪

♪ Let's take back

this town ♪

♪ Sometimes you know ♪

♪ That something

ain't right ♪

♪ The time has come

to rise up ♪

♪ The time has come

to fight! ♪

♪ Yeah! ♪

♪ Shine on the surface ♪

♪ But rotten to the core ♪

♪ Let's take back our town ♪

♪ Our freedom be restored ♪

♪ Yeah! yeah! ♪

♪ Yeah! Yeah! ♪

♪ Bring her down

Bring her down ♪

♪ Make a loud sound ♪

♪ Bring her down

Bring her down ♪

♪ Let's take back

this town ♪

♪ Bring her down ♪

♪ Down! Down! ♪

♪ Yeah! ♪

(CHEERING)

MAYOR MELLOW:

BATTLE CRY!

HIIIIIIIII-YAH!

I'M THE MAYOR OF PEACEVILLE!

I LOVE THIS TOWN!

I'M TAKING IT BACK!

COREY:

WELCOME BACK.

YOU'RE MAYOR AGAIN.

JUST LIKE THAT?

YEAH,

WE MADE TRINA THE MAYOR

AND THEN GOT HER KICKED OUT

OF OFFICE.

SO, THE JOB'S YOURS AGAIN.

OH. GREAT!

BROKE MY FOOT

ON THAT STATUE FOR NOTHING.

BUT AT LEAST ALL THIS

NONSENSE IS OVER.

COREY:

THAT'S RIGHT,

MAYOR MELLOW.

WE'VE ALL HAD ENOUGH

OF POLITICAL STANDS.

WE'RE A ROCK BAND!

WE SHOULDN'T BE WRITING SONGS

THAT MAKE PEOPLE WANNA STAND.

WE SHOULD WRITE SONGS

THAT MAKE PEOPLE WANNA ROCK!

BESIDES, I'M SURE WE'D ALL

PREFER A NICE SIT INSTEAD.

KON:

YOU GOT MY VOTE.

THANKS FOR COMING OUT,

EVERYONE.

KIN:

AFTER A HARD DAY

OF ROCKIN' HARD.

WHAT BETTER WAY TO RELAX

THAN TO ROCK YOUR CARES AWAY?

KON:

UHH, WHO HAS THE ENERGY?

KIN:

YOU DO!

WITH JUST THE PUSH

OF A BUTTON!

(BEEP, VIBRATING NOISE)

WHA!

SO! OOF! RE!

UH! LAX! OOF! ING!

HEH.

STILL NEEDS SOME TWEAKING.

COREY:

THAT IS SUCH A COOL CRUSHING

CHAIR, KIN.

BUT WOULDN'T IT BE SWELL

IF THERE WAS A WAY TO RELAX

AND ROCK AT THE SAME TIME?

WELL,

ACTUALLY, THERE IS!

ROCK LORE TIME!

THE LOUNGE SCENE PERFECTED

THE ART OF BEING LAZY -

WITH STYLE.

IT WAS SUPER HIP,

AND CRAZY COOL.

THEY EVEN SPOKE

THEIR OWN LANGUAGE!

RING-A-DING-DING,

YOU HEP CATS

AND KOOKY TOMATOES.

KIN;

IF YOU WEREN'T ON THE LIST,

YOU WEREN'T GETTIN'

IN NOWHERE.

KON:

MELLOWNIUS MONK WAS THE COOLEST

CAT OF THE LOUNGE AGE!

AND IN TRUE LOUNGE FORM,

HE WAS LAAAAAIIID BAAAAACK!

(SWOONING)

AWWWW BAAAAABY!

IT WAS LOUNGE.

IT WAS LAZY.

IT WAS COOOOOOOL!

ROCKIN' AND RELAXIN', HUH?

SOUNDS LIKE GROJBAND NEEDS

TO START LOUNGIN'!

HOW DO WE MAKE PEOPLE WANNA

COME HERE TO DO NOTHING?

PEOPLE WANT WHAT THEY

CAN'T HAVE, LANES.

(SARCASTICALLY)

NO KIDDING?

WE TELL 'EM

THEY CAN'T GET IN

UNLESS THEIR ON THE LIST,

BABY.

BOTH:

SWEET!

WHAT'S COOLER THAN AN

IMPENETRABLE BARRIER

TO KEEP PEOPLE OUT?

THAT'S THE IMPENETRABLE

BARRIER?

I CAN FEEL

ITS VELVETY POWER!

COREY:

NO ONE EVER CROSSES

A VELVET ROPE.

AND IF THE MIGHTY VELVET FAILS,

WE HAVE A BACKUP PLAN.

SORRY, NO ONE INSIDE

WHO'S NOT ON THE LIST.

LIST?! THIS IS MY GARAGE

AND I'M HERE FOR MY CAR!

SO LET ME IN

UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE

ON THE 'TOTALLY RUN OVERED'

LIST!

SORRY TOOTS,

THE ROPE IS CLOSED.

I DON'T MAKE THE RULES.

KIN:

SURE YA DO, BOSSMAN!

THIS JOINTS YOUR BABY,

BABY!

YEAH, WE'RE FULLY BOOKED

FOR TODAY.

GRRRR!

TRINA:

MY CAR!

LESLIE:

OH SNAP.

OH-OH!

I'LL OH SNAP YOU!

GRRR.

(PHONE RINGS)

MELLO.

ANTI LOITERING HOTLINE.

I NEED TO LIKE SUPER

REPORT A PILE

OF YOUNG LAZY PEOPLE

JUST TOTES STANDING AROUND.

I'M ALMOST SURE THEIR UP

TO NO GOOD AND THINGS.

MAYOR MELLOW:

SOUNDS LIKE A BONA-FIDE-

I-WON'T-LET-IT-SLIDE

LOITERING DEN GOING ON!

I WON'T SIT STILL FOR PEOPLE

STANDING AROUND!

♪ Mello's gonna crack

some skulls ♪

LANEY

IT'S COOL THAT WE HAVE

A LOUNGE, CORE,

BUT SHOULDN'T WE HAVE

A LOUNGE ACT?

-WITH LYRICS?

-RELAX, LANES.

YOU'RE ALL HOT

UNDER THE COLLAR

WHEN YOU SHOULD BE COOL

AS A CUCUMBER.

JUST LET THIS SCENE

KEEP SWINGIN', BABY.

YOU'RE NOT REALLY TALKING

IF NO ONE KNOWS

WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.

KIN:

SAYS YOU.

COREY'S THE CAT'S MEOW!

THE BEES KNEES!

KON:

YEAH!

HE'S ALL THOSE OLD SAYING!

MAYOR MELLOW:

NOT ON THE LIST?

MAYBE YOU SHOULD CHECK AGAIN,

UNDER, "THE MOST POWERFUL

MAYOR IN TOWN."

MAYOR MELLOW IS COOLSVILLE,

DADDY-O.

HE'S ALWAYS ON THE LIST.

HUMPH!

I HEARD THERE WERE FOLKS SITTIN'

AROUND IN HERE, LOITERING.

WHEN THEY SHOULD BE GETTIN'

A MOVE ON.

KATE:

UMBREL-LEMONADE?

THIS SHINDIG'S NOT ABOUT

LOITERING, IT'S ABOUT-

I KNOW A LOUNGE

WHEN I SEE IT, BABY.

THIS PLACE IS SOLID!

KIN, KON:

(GASP) YOU'RE MELLOWNIUS MONK!

MAYOR MELLOW:

SURE AM.

AND I EARNED THESE

MEDALLIONS THE HARD WAY -

BY TAKIN' IT EEEEAAAASYYY.

YOU DIG?

KIN, KON:

(GIRLY SCREAM)

WE'D BE HONOURED

TO HAVE YOU LOUNGE WITH US!

ANOTHER UMBREL-LEMONADE FOR

THE LEGENDARY MELLOWNIUS MONK.

THIS TIME,

MAKE IT JUST UMBRELLAS!

CROWD:

OOOOOOOH!

MELLOWNIUS MONK IS BACK!

LOOSEN UP YA'LL,

THAT'S AN ORDER!

CHANCE HAPPENING:

THIS JUST IN:

A NEW MANDATORY LOUNGE DAY

HAS BEEN DECLARED

BY MAYOR MELLOW.

SO HEAD DOWN TO GROJLOUNGE

AND TAKE 'ER EASY.

OR IT'S RING-A-DING-DING

FOR YOU MOOKS.

TIGHTY WHITEY:

THAR BE AN GIANT X IN THE SKY!

WE'RE SUPPOSED TO DO

SOMETHING WHEN THERE'S AN X.

BETTER CHECK

THE PIRATE MANUAL.

THE MANUAL SAYS

WE GOTTA DIG.

BUT THERE'S A WHOLE TOWN

BETWEEN US AND THAT X.

SHAVEN BEARD:

LOOKS LIKE PEACEVILLE'S

PRETTY LAID BACK, CAP'N.

THEIR GUARD WILL BE DOWN.

WE COULD SAIL RIGHT UP

TO THAT X.

THEY'LL NEVER KNOW

WHAT HIT 'EM!

BUT IT'LL BE US, Y'KNOW?

YEP. WE GET IT, CAP'N.

(TIRES SCREECH)

ALL:

YAAAAAAAAR!!!

AVAST! THERE BE NO CROSSIN'

A VELVET ROPE.

IT'S THE LAW OF THE SEA,

AND WE PIRATE BY THE BOOK.

COULD YA TAKE A PEEK N'SEE

IF WE'RE ON THE LIST?

TIGHTY WHITEY,

BARNACLE TIM AND SHAVEN BEARD.

UH, HOW 'BOUTS UNDER

MY GIVEN NAME?

GEOF!

THAT'S WITH A GEEEEEEE!

OR MY LAST NAME:

THE SEA MURDERER.

HEY! IT'S THE BOFFO

BUCCANEERS, BABY!

YOU GUYS HERE TO LOUNGE

AROUND AND KICK BACK?

YOU GOT AN X, COREY.

AND WE GOTTA ROUND

YOU GUYS UP

AND FORCE YOU TO

DIG FOR TREASURE.

RULES IS RULES.

WE'RE KINDA BUSY LOUNGIN'.

AND SEEING AS YOU CAN'T CROSS

THE VELVET ROPE,

I GUESS WE'RE JUST GUNNA -

YA KNOW - NOT DIG.

TIGHTY WHITEY:

WELL, THERE'S THE MATTER

OF OUR SHIP'S CANNON.

IT EXISTS, YOU SEE?

WE WON'T CROSS THE ROPE,

BUT WE WILL CANNON

YOUR PLACE TO BITS.

SO... CAN YOU DIG IT?

THIS IS MUCH HARDER

THAN DOING NOTHING.

TRINA:

LIKE, WHAT IN EARTH

ARE YOU DOING?

DIGGING 'TIL WE STRIKE GOLD.

YOU'RE LIKE,

PIRATES AND JUNK, RIGHT?

YEP. SAYS SO RIGHT HERE

IN CHAPTER ONE.

CAN YOU PIRATE MY CAR

OUT OF THE GARAGE AND STUFF?

TIGHTY WHITEY:

WE LIVE BY A CODE.

CROSSIN' THAT ROPE

BE AGAINST THE RULES.

WILL, YOU LIKE,

STRIKE ENOUGH GOLD

OR WHATEVER

TO BUY A NEW CAR?

HUGE X MARKS HUGE BOOTY

EVERY TIME.

AND IF YE SCRATCH

RIGHT HERE

YA WIN A FREE

DIPPING SAUCE.

IT BE TRUE.

BUT THESE PRISONERS WILL

HAVE TO PICK UP THE PACE.

DIG, YOU SCURVY DOGS,

LIKE, ARRRGGGH!

I JUST TOTALLY SPED UP

YOUR PIRATING. HIRE ME?

TIGHTY WHITEY:

UH. TOTES.

KIN:

THERE'S NO GOLD IN YOUR YARD,

BABY.

HOW DO WE SWING OUTTA

THIS SCENE?

COREY:

IF THEY'RE LOOKING

FOR TREASURE,

WE NEED TO BURY SOME.

BUT THESE GOLD MEDALLIONS

ARE WHAT MADE ME

MELLOWNIUS MONK.

IF I GIVE 'EM UP,

HOW WILL EVERYONE KNOW

HOW COOL I WAS?

YOU'RE THE MAYOR.

WHAT'S MORE COOL

THAN SAVING YOUR TOWN?

TIGHTY WHITEY:

ARRR, THOSE BE MY UNDIES!

I GUESS THE MOST PRECIOUS

THINGS IN LIFE,

ARE MORE SOLID THAN GOLD.

LANEY:

HOW DO WE PULL THIS OFF?

WE'D HAVE TO DIG OUR

OWN HOLE, BELOW THEIRS,

AND LEAVE THE MEDALLIONS

THERE FOR THEM TO DIG TO!

HUH. I WAS JUST GONNA DUMP 'EM

IN THE HOLE

AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS,

BUT LET'S DO THAT THING

YOU SAID!

(MOANS)

LANEY:

YOU TESTED THAT ON YOUR OWN

TWIN BROTHER?

KIN:

HE'S ACTUALLY JUST A CLONE.

I'VE GOT A WHOLE

CLOSET FULL.

THAT SHOULD PLACE US DIRECTLY

UNDER THEIR HOLE.

KON:

COULDN'T WE JUST LET

THE PIRATES DIG

UNTIL THEY HIT LAVA AND MELT

THE PROBLEM AWAY?

MMMM,

LET'S CALL THAT PLAN B.

(SNORING)

TRINA

HEAVE AND LIKE, HO,

OR WHATEVER!

YOU GONNA LET HER TALK

TO YOU LIKE THAT, CAP'N?

IT'S EASIER THIS WAY.

SHE'S LIKE, SUPER SCARY.

WE'RE CLOSE!

MY KNEE HURTS THE WAY

IT DOES WHEN I'M AROUND GOLD!

(CLANKS)

HUH. WELL, IT AIN'T COINS

OR BARS,

BUT GOLD BE GOLD!

COREY:

NICE TREASURE FINDING, GUYS!

WELL, I GUESS YOU'LL BE

ON YOUR WAY NOW.

THAT'S SO NOT GOOD ENOUGH!

I HAD THE GREATEST CAR EVER.

WE'RE TOTES NOT STOPPING

TILL I HAVE ENOUGH GOLD

FOR AN EVEN GREATESTER CAR!

I'LL DIG UP THIS WHOLE TOWN!

TIGHTY WHITEY:

YOU HEARD THE LADY.

LET'S SEE HOW MANY X'S

WE CAN FIND!

YAAAAR!!!

COREY:

TRINA DOESN'T REALLY

WANT THE GOLD.

SHE WANTS SOMETHING

MORE PRECIOUS.

GOLD KITTENS?

COREY:

HER CAR!

IF WE HAND IT OVER,

HER RELIEF WILL BE DIARY

WORTHY!

WE'LL HAVE A LITTLE

LOUNGE DITTY

TO SHOW THESE PIRATES

WHAT'S IMPORTANT.

AND CURE THEIR GOLD

FEVER, YAAAAR!

♪ Solid gold transition ♪

KON:

END OF THE LOUNGE, BABY.

KIN:

I WAS RUNNING OUT

OF LOUNGE LINGO ANYWAY.

(EFFORT GRUNTS)

(BIG INHALE,

THEN LOUD WHISTLE)

(GASP) MY CAR!!!

I NEVER WANTED ANOTHER CAR!

YOU'RE MY REAL PRECIOUS METAL!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

♪♪

(BUBBLES POP)

(HEAVENLY CHOIR SINGS)

TIGHTY WHITEY:

AW. SHE FOUND

SOMETHING SPECIAL.

WELL, LET'S GO ROB EVERYONE!

MY FAVORITE PART IS

WHEN WE FOUND THE GOLD.

COREY:

THIS ONE'S FOR YOU!

WE'RE GONNA NEED SOME HELP

TO CROON A LITTLE SENSE

INTO THOSE PIRATES.

(SNAPPING FINGER RHYTHMICALLY)

LET'S DO THIS, COREY!

♪ You can't hold it

in your hand ♪

♪ But when ya got it,

you'll understand ♪

♪ It's so much more

than money can buy ♪

♪ It floats your heart

Like a duck ♪

♪ Worth more than

A million bucks ♪

♪ Gold is great

and shiny too ♪

♪ But it can't bring joy

to you ♪

♪ You've got nothing

if you've got no things ♪

♪ Like your hook

Yer itch ♪

♪ Yer pirate gitch ♪

♪ Those special somethings

that make your heart sing ♪

♪ Like waves, and whales

and mermaid tails ♪

♪ So set them sails

You kooky ding-alings ♪

WRAP IT UP, BOYS.

♪ Yeahhhhh thinngggssss! ♪

BOYS, THAT SONG JUST CURED

MY GOLD FEVER!

LET'S GO BACK TO WHAT

WE REALLY LOVE. THE SEA!

(SHIP CREAKS, TIRE SCREECH)

YAAAAR!

MAYOR MELLOW:

MELLOWNIUS MONK

HAS STILL GOT IT!

I LEARNED THAT THE GOLD

DOESN'T MAKE THE MAN.

AND ALL IT COST ME WAS A

HUGE PILE OF VALUABLE GOLD!

(SOBS)

SURE GOLD'S REALLY VALUABLE,

BUT THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE

IT'S BEAUTIFUL,

RARE AND REALLY VALUABLE.

GOLD IS ALSO VERY SOFT.

AND WOULDN'T YOU RATHER

HAVE SOMETHING MORE SOLID

TO HOLD IN YOUR HEART -

LIKE DIAMONDS -

OR CHOLESTEROL?

THANKS FOR COMING

OUT EVERYONE!