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♪ Got a band
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that's really cool ♪
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♪ Stealing words
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from you know who ♪
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♪ Playing gigs when we can ♪
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♪ Trying to impress our fans ♪
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♪ Older sister goes berserk ♪
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♪ Her temper is
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her biggest quirk ♪
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♪ I got a plan
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that might just work ♪
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♪ Now, we're gonna rock
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and we're gonna roll ♪
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♪ We are Grojband, whoa! ♪
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(COFFEE POURS THEN SLOSHES)
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KIN:
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YOU'RE DOING GREAT, BRO!
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YOU'VE BEEN AWAKE
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FOR 79 HOURS!
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IS THIS PART OF YOUR PROJECT
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FOR THE SCHOOL SCIENCE FAIR?
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WHOA! OOF!
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NO. HE THINKS HIS DREAMS WILL
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BE MORE AWESOME
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IF HE "SAVES THEM UP."
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THIS IS MY PROJECT.
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GUYS, I HAVE THE PERFECT PROJECT
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FOR US!
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WE'RE GONNA BLOW
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THE UNIVERSE'S MIND
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BY DEMONSTRATING
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THE HEALING POWERS OF ROCK!
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UM... HOW?
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EASY!
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TUBA TIM HAS A GNARLY COLD.
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(TUBA TIM SNEEZES)
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WE PUT SOME HEADPHONES ON HIM,
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ROCK A TUNE,
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SCIENCE HAPPENS AND POOF,
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HIS COLD IS GONE!
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GROJBAND PROVES IT'S THE CURE
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FOR WHAT AILS YA!
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WELL, I WAS GONNA SHOW YOU
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MY SHRINK RAY,
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BUT THIS IS WAY BETTER!
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I'LL JUST PUT THIS DOWN HERE
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WHERE IT CAN CAUSE
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NO HARM AT ALL.
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KON:
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IF WE'RE GONNA ROCK,
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I SHOULD CATCH A NAP FIRST.
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LET'S SEE WHAT KINDA DREAM STEW
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HAS BEEN BUBBLIN'
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FOR 79 HOURS!
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(SNORES)
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WHATEVER YOUR PROJECT IS,
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BURN IT
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AND AVOID
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PUBLIC UNWORTHINESS.
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THE TOGETHER FOREVER TESTER
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THAT I FORCED MINA TO BUILD
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IS GONNA PROVE THAT NICK AND I
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WILL BE TOGETHER FOREVER.
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SORRY, SIS,
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GROJBAND'S GONNA WIN
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THE SCIENCE FAIR THIS YEAR.
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C'MON, GUYS,
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LET'S GO SEE IF TIM'S COLD
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IS ANY WORSE.
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LANEY:
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FINGERS CROSSED!
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THERE'S NO WAY I'M GONNA LET
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THE SCIENCE OF DESTINY
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GET OOZED ON
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BY THE SCIENCE OF... WHATEVER!
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I'M WRECKING THEIR STUFF!
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(ENERGY HUMS)
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(YAWNS) AGHHHH!
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AGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!
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(EVIL LAUGH)
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OOF! AGHHH!
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WEEEEEE!
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WOW! YOU DISAPPEARED
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THEIR DRUMS!
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YEAH. I THOUGHT THIS
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WAS A FLAMETHROWER,
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BUT WHATEVS.
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WHAT A FUN HORRIBLE DREAM!
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I GOTTA RECORD THIS
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FOR KIN!
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WOOOOO-HOOOO!
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(SPLASH)
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♪ Stomach bile selfie ♪
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MAYOR MELLOW:
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MELLO STUDENTS!
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WELCOME TO THE ELEMENTARY HIGH
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SCIENCE FAIR!
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YOUR PROJECTS BETTER BE GOOD!
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'CAUSE THIS JUDGE
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IS IN A JUDGING MOOD!
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NICK:
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GUEST JUDGE, NICK MALLORY,
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WANTS YOU TO BELIEVE
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IN YOURSELVES.
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X DOESN'T EQUAL Y.
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IT EQUALS WHY NOT?
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(SNEEZES,
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TUBA HONKS)
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COREY:
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DON'T WORRY, TUBA TIM.
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WE'LL ROCK YOUR COLD AWAY.
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-COREY: RIGHT, LANES?
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-LANEY: SURE, CORE.
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AS SOON AS KON GETS HERE
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AND YOU KNOW,
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WE GET SOME VIRUS-KILLING
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LYRICS.
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(PHONE VIBRATES)
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KON SAYS HE'S DREAMING
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HE'S BEEN SHRUNK DOWN
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AND SWALLOWED BY TRINA.
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BUT THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
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OR IS IT?!
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TRINA:
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(GIGGLES) I'M SO GLAD
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YOU'RE GUEST JUDGING THIS YE...
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(LAUGHS HARD,
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BELCHES LOUDLY)
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YEP.
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HE'S IN THERE.
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BUT MY SHRINK RAY
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ONLY LASTS FOR AN HOUR!
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OR THE EXACT AMOUNT
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OF TIME
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BEFORE BEING SMALL
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GETS BORING!
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SO WHAT HAPPENS
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IF KON GETS BORED?
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KIN:
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HE'LL REVERT BACK
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TO HIS NORMAL SIZE
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AND TRINA WILL EXPLODE!
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YEESH! I LOVE
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WHEN TRINA EXPLODES,
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BUT NOT LIKE THIS!
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WE GOTTA GET KON
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OUTTA THERE!
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WE'LL NEED TRINA,
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MY SHRINK RAY,
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AND A REEEEEEALLY SMALL
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SUBMARINE!
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(SMASH)
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TRINA:
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WAY TO NOT MAKE A FLAMETHROWER,
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SCIENCE-FAILERS!
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LANEY:
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WOW. THAT'S CONVENIENT.
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COREY:
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IT GETS CONVENIENTER.
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KIN:
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LET'S GET SHRINKY!
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(ENERGY HUMS)
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STUDENT:
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MY MINI SUB WILL BRING
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THE OCEAN DEPTHS
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TO THE COMMON MAN.
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LIES HAVE NO PLACE
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IN SCIENCE!
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YOU GET
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A DISQUALIFICATION RIBBON!
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COREY:
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NOW TO GET YOU INSIDE
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TRINA'S FACE... BUT HOW?
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SLINGSHOT KID:
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YEAH, IT'S A SLINGSHOT I MADE.
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IT'S PRETTY RAD.
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TRINA:
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COME ON, MINA!
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THE QUICKER YOU SCIENCE UP
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THIS JUNK,
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THE QUICKER I CAN PROVE
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TO THE WORLD
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THAT I AM DESTINED TO BE WITH...
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(GASPS) HUNKY NICK MALLORY!
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(LOVESICK SIGH,
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LOUD SPLAT)
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EEEE!
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GOOD THING
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YOU PRACTICED
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WITH THAT CHERRY TOMATO.
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YOU'D BETTER NOT DO
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THAT WITH KIN.
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NICK MALLORY,
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YOU WILL BE M-
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(GACK! COUGHS)
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COREY:
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YES! DOWN THE HATCH!
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KIN:
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AGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!
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(SPLASH)
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HEY, BRO!
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WELCOME TO MY DREAM!
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SOGGY CHEESE DOODLE?
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YOU'RE AWAKE!
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YOU'VE BEEN SHRUNK
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AND YOU'RE IN TRINA'S STOMACH!
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WE GOTTA GET YOU OUTTA HERE
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BEFORE YOU UNSHRINK
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AND TRINA GOES KA-BLOOEY!
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KIN SAYS THEY'RE HEADED
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FOR TRINA'S SWEAT GLANDS.
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KON VETOED PLAN "P."
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THEN TRINA NEEDS
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TO WORK UP A SWEAT!
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♪ Not gonna get peed out ♪
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WHAT DO WE DO
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WITH THE MIGHTY POTATO?
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WE MASH IT,
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WE FRY IT,
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BUT TRAPPED WITHIN
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IS PURE ENERGY!
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BEHOLD
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THE POTATO-POWERED CLOCK!
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(GASPS)
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NICK WAS HOPING THIS PROJECT
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HAD A SNACKING COMPONENT.
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MAYOR MELLOW:
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THIS SCIENCE FAIR IS LOOKING
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SCIENCE POOR TO ME.
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WHY HASN'T NICK COME OVER
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TO TELL ME I'M THE BEST YET?!
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THIS POTATO-POWERED
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HEAT LAMP
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WILL REALLY GET
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HER PORES PUMPING.
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WHAT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT.
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KON, THAT PINK SKY
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IS TRINA'S SKIN.
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IF SHE EXPLODES,
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THIS "BEAUTIFUL NIGHT"
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WILL BE ALL OVER THE GYM.
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AWESOME! I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE
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HOW I'LL DREAM THAT UP!
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I BET IT'LL BE ALL...
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(IMITATES AN EXPLOSION)
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KIN:
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(GASPS) SHE'S SWEATING!
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HERE WE GO, BRO!
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SO... HOT!
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SWEATING IS FOR GROSS FARMERS!
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(GROWLS)
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OKAY. PLAN C.
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TELL KIN TO HEAD FOR THE MOUTH.
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CLARE ROOT:
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WHY SMELL ONE
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OF YOUR FAVORITE FOODS,
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WHEN YOU CAN SMELL THEM ALL
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AT THE SAME TIME?
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WITH CHEMISTRY!
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AND YOU CAN SMELL
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ALL YOUR FAILURES AT ONCE
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WITH ONE OF THESE!
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NICK CAN "SCENTS" YOUR PAIN,
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BUT HE "NOSE" YOU'LL DO FINE.
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HEH, PUNS.
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(FAN WHIRS,
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SPRAY HISSES)
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(SNIFFING) TRINA,
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DO YOU SMELL THAT?
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(SNIFFING) FRIED CHICKEN!
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POPCORN!
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MMM! MY MOUTH IS STARTING
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TO SALIVATE.
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LOOK OUT, SALIVA POOL!
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HERE I COME!
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DROOLING IS FOR FARMERS
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WITH RETAINERS!
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KIN SAYS YOUR FAN THINGY
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DIDN'T WORK.
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YOUR SISTER'S A ROBOT!
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AND WHAT DESTROYS
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ALL ROBOTS?
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A CAN OPENER? BUS?
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DYNAMITE!
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EMOTIONS, FELLA.
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WE GOTTA MAKE TRINA CRY!
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SURE I CAN'T SELL YOU
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ON THE DYNAMITE IDEA?
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KON:
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WHAT IS THAT THING?
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A BLACK HOLE?
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KIN:
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NO, THAT'S HER HEART.
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KON:
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THIS FUN DREAM IS TURNING
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INTO A NIGHTMARE! FIX IT!
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KIN:
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HOW CAN I FIX YOUR DREAM?
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KON:
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SO I AM DREAMING!
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(GASPS) WHICH MEANS
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THIS IS A NIGHTMARE!
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KIN:
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(SIGHS)
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NICK DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE
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INTO SCIENCE, TRINA RIFFIN.
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ONLY THE MOST INTO IT!
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SO WHAT'S YOUR THEORY,
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PROFESSOR?
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IF SCIENCE TELLS TRINA THAT
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SHE'LL NEVER GET AWAY FROM ME,
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SHE'LL TURN ON THE WATERWORKS
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FOR SURE.
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KIN AND KON
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WILL GET CRIED OUT
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AND WE'LL GET LYRICS
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FOR OUR OWN EXPERIMENT.
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I HOPE IT WORKS.
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KIN AND KON MUST
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BE TERRIFIED.
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♪ They should be,
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but they're not ♪
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KIN:
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I WISH WE COULD
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JUST STAY HERE FOREVER.
326
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I'M LEARNING SO MUCH,
327
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AND THE STRESS OF MY NORMAL LIFE
328
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HAS FLUSHED AWAY.
329
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FEELS LIKE THE SAME OL' THING
330
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FOR LIKE AN HOUR.
331
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I'M GETTIN' BORED.
332
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BORED?!
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OH NO, OH NO, OH NO!
334
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(PHONE VIBRATES)
335
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KIN SAYS
336
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KON'S GETTING BORED!
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HURRY!
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HEY, MINA, IS THAT
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TOGETHER-FOREVER TESTER
340
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GONNA SAY THAT NICK
341
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AND TRINA
342
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WILL BE TOGETHER FOREVER?
343
00:07:24,694 --> 00:07:27,824
DUNNO. IT'S AN EXPERIMENT.
344
00:07:24,694 --> 00:07:27,824
THERE ARE NO GUARANTEES!
345
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THAT'S SCIENCE!
346
00:07:29,241 --> 00:07:31,701
BUT IF TRINA DOESN'T GET
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THE RESULT SHE WANTS,
348
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IS SHE GOING TO YELL
349
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AT SCIENCE OR YOU?
350
00:07:34,037 --> 00:07:36,037
BUT THERE'S LIKE
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AN 80% CHANCE
352
00:07:36,081 --> 00:07:37,461
THAT THEY'LL BE TOGETHER
353
00:07:36,081 --> 00:07:37,461
FOREVER!
354
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WHICH STILL LEAVES
355
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A 90% CHANCE OF...
356
00:07:39,709 --> 00:07:41,839
"MINA, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!"
357
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IT'S ONLY A 20% CHA-
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IF I WERE YOU,
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I'D JUST MAKE THE MACHINE
360
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READ "TOGETHER FOREVER"
361
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NO MATTER WHAT.
362
00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:50,928
UNLESS YOU WANT TRINA
363
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TO BE DISAPPOINTED?!
364
00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:52,681
(GASPS,
365
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KEYS CLACK RAPIDLY)
366
00:07:52,722 --> 00:07:54,772
THE SCIENCE OF DESTINY,
367
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HUH?
368
00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:58,228
WELL, LET'S HOPE THIS AIN'T
369
00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:58,228
YOUR RIBBON OF DESTINY!
370
00:07:58,270 --> 00:07:59,730
BOOM-SHAKA-LACKA!
371
00:07:59,771 --> 00:08:01,821
THIS MACHINE CAN PREDICT
372
00:07:59,771 --> 00:08:01,821
HOW LONG A COUPLE WILL LAST
373
00:08:01,856 --> 00:08:04,316
FROM "NOT EVER"
374
00:08:01,856 --> 00:08:04,316
TO "FOREVER EVER."
375
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OBSERVE. NICK?
376
00:08:07,862 --> 00:08:10,662
(DINGING)
377
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I KNEW IT! WE'RE MEANT TO BE
378
00:08:10,698 --> 00:08:14,288
TOGETHER TOTES FOREVER!
379
00:08:14,328 --> 00:08:18,208
COREY:
380
00:08:14,328 --> 00:08:18,208
I'M NOT SURE I WANT TO SHARE
381
00:08:14,328 --> 00:08:18,208
THE GARAGE THAT LONG.
382
00:08:18,248 --> 00:08:20,628
THIS MACHINE THINKS FAMILY
383
00:08:18,248 --> 00:08:20,628
SHOULD BE TOGETHER FOREVER.
384
00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:21,837
NICK DIGS THAT.
385
00:08:21,876 --> 00:08:24,086
WHAT?
386
00:08:21,876 --> 00:08:24,086
NO FAIR, COREY!
387
00:08:24,129 --> 00:08:27,509
YOU BLINDED ME...
388
00:08:24,129 --> 00:08:27,509
WITH SCIENCE!
389
00:08:27,548 --> 00:08:30,428
(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS)
390
00:08:30,469 --> 00:08:33,549
♪♪
391
00:08:50,822 --> 00:08:52,122
WHAAAAA!
392
00:08:50,822 --> 00:08:52,122
(SPLAT)
393
00:08:54,284 --> 00:08:55,954
KIN:
394
00:08:54,284 --> 00:08:55,954
WELL, NO ONE'S SCREAMING
395
00:08:54,284 --> 00:08:55,954
IN HORROR.
396
00:08:55,994 --> 00:08:57,004
I GUESS WE DID IT.
397
00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:59,457
KON:
398
00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:59,457
WOW! EVERYONE'S IN MY DREAM!
399
00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:02,921
(HEAVENLY CHOIR SINGS)
400
00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:05,459
BEHOLD THE HEALING
401
00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:05,459
POWERS OF ROCK!
402
00:09:05,504 --> 00:09:07,804
(FIZZLES, HUMMING,
403
00:09:05,504 --> 00:09:07,804
BUTTONS CLICK)
404
00:09:09,757 --> 00:09:12,677
♪♪
405
00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:17,181
♪ You try to predict
406
00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:17,181
what makes me tick ♪
407
00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:18,354
♪ It makes me sick ♪
408
00:09:18,392 --> 00:09:20,232
♪ I'm about to go atomic ♪
409
00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:22,938
♪ You're particle-y annoying
410
00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:22,938
that's why ♪
411
00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:25,519
♪ I want to be a zombie
412
00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:25,519
like an alkali ♪
413
00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:29,025
♪ You've turned all my protons ♪
414
00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:31,359
♪ Into con-tons ♪
415
00:09:32,447 --> 00:09:35,117
(DRUMMING)
416
00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:36,738
(KEYTAR SOLO)
417
00:09:39,162 --> 00:09:40,122
(CHEERING)
418
00:09:40,163 --> 00:09:43,213
♪♪
419
00:09:53,634 --> 00:09:56,804
♪ You've turned
420
00:09:53,634 --> 00:09:56,804
all my protons ♪
421
00:09:56,846 --> 00:09:58,806
♪ Into con-tons ♪
422
00:09:58,848 --> 00:10:01,728
♪ Let's start
423
00:09:58,848 --> 00:10:01,728
a chain reaction ♪
424
00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:06,398
♪ To break this bond,
425
00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:06,398
yeah! ♪
426
00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:09,320
(INHALES) AHHH!
427
00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:09,320
I CAN BREATHE!
428
00:10:09,359 --> 00:10:11,319
MY COLD WAS ROCKED AWAY!
429
00:10:11,361 --> 00:10:12,861
(PLAYS THE TUBA)
430
00:10:12,904 --> 00:10:16,744
MAYOR MELLOW:
431
00:10:12,904 --> 00:10:16,744
GROJBAND WINS FIRST PRIZE
432
00:10:12,904 --> 00:10:16,744
AND ONLY PRIZE!
433
00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:18,373
POW!
434
00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:18,373
HMM...
435
00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:21,290
THAT WAS WAY LESS FUN
436
00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:21,290
THAN DISQUALIFYING PEOPLE.
437
00:10:21,329 --> 00:10:23,829
I NEVER WOULD'VE DREAMED
438
00:10:21,329 --> 00:10:23,829
WE'D WIN THIS THING!
439
00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:27,343
THAT MUST MEAN...
440
00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:27,343
I REALLY GOT SHRUNK!
441
00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:30,297
WELL, CORE, LOOKS LIKE MUSIC
442
00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:30,297
REALLY CAN HEAL.
443
00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:31,708
MAYBE, GUY,
444
00:10:31,756 --> 00:10:33,926
BUT SOMETIMES
445
00:10:31,756 --> 00:10:33,926
THINGS DON'T NEED TO BE HEALED,
446
00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:35,467
LIKE OUR INSIDES.
447
00:10:35,510 --> 00:10:37,180
THEY'RE GOOEY AND GROSS
448
00:10:35,510 --> 00:10:37,180
FOR A REASON
449
00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:40,060
AND AN INNER JOURNEY
450
00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:40,060
MIGHT JUST MAKE THINGS WORSE.
451
00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:41,768
FORCING A DREAM INSIDE
452
00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:43,728
COULD FORCE SOMETHING
453
00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:43,728
MORE IMPORTANT OUTSIDE,
454
00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:45,598
AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW
455
00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,015
YOU'RE EXPLODING
456
00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,015
ALL OVER THE GYM.
457
00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:48,943
I DON'T THINK
458
00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:48,943
I'LL SLEEP TONIGHT.
459
00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,612
THANKS FOR COMING OUT,
460
00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,612
EVERYONE.
461
00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:55,988
(STEAM HISSES)
462
00:10:56,030 --> 00:10:57,240
(IMPRESSED)
463
00:10:56,030 --> 00:10:57,240
OH...
464
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,120
EXPLAIN 'EM ALL READY!
465
00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:03,832
I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE!
466
00:11:03,871 --> 00:11:05,211
KIN:
467
00:11:03,871 --> 00:11:05,211
OH, THESE?
468
00:11:05,248 --> 00:11:07,168
MY SHOE-NIVERSITIES?
469
00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:09,458
SHOE-NIVERSITIES?
470
00:11:09,503 --> 00:11:11,463
I GOT THE IDEA
471
00:11:09,503 --> 00:11:11,463
WHEN I HEARD SOMEONE TALK
472
00:11:11,505 --> 00:11:14,005
ABOUT WALKING A MILE
473
00:11:11,505 --> 00:11:14,005
IN ANOTHER MAN'S SHOES.
474
00:11:14,048 --> 00:11:16,428
THAT'S SO FAR!
475
00:11:14,048 --> 00:11:16,428
THEY MUST REALLY STINK.
476
00:11:16,468 --> 00:11:17,758
AGGHHH!
477
00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:21,102
(SNIFFS)
478
00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:21,102
SMOOOOTH.
479
00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:23,809
THEY TEACH YOU
480
00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:23,809
WHILE YOU WALK!
481
00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:25,310
THAT'S AS RIDICULOUS
482
00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:28,312
AS WHATEVER COREY'S ABOUT
483
00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:28,312
TO BURST IN AND SAY.
484
00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:30,105
GUYS!
485
00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:30,105
I BOOKED US A GIG
486
00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:31,858
AT BEAN BARNEY'S
487
00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:31,858
NEW COFFEE HOUSE!
488
00:11:31,899 --> 00:11:33,229
I DON'T KNOW
489
00:11:31,899 --> 00:11:33,229
ABOUT COFFEE SHOPS.
490
00:11:33,276 --> 00:11:34,316
THEY'RE FULL OF HIPSTERS.
491
00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:36,321
WHAT'S A HIPSTER?
492
00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:38,953
(SNAPS FINGERS)
493
00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:38,953
DEAD ROLLING EYES,
494
00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:38,953
SILLY T-SHIRTS,
495
00:11:38,990 --> 00:11:41,030
TIGHT PANTS,
496
00:11:38,990 --> 00:11:41,030
AND THEY NEVER LIKE ANYTHING.
497
00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:42,535
SO LAME.
498
00:11:42,577 --> 00:11:44,997
HMM... IT'S LIKE I'VE SEEN
499
00:11:42,577 --> 00:11:44,997
THAT HARSH JUDGING EYE ROLL
500
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,578
SOMEWHERE BEFORE.
501
00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:48,213
KIN:
502
00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:48,213
YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT ONE THING,
503
00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:48,213
LANEY.
504
00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:52,629
HIPSTERS NEVER LIKE ANYTHING
505
00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:52,629
UNLESS IT'S OBSCURE.
506
00:11:52,671 --> 00:11:56,171
LIKE THE BARELY-KNOWN ROCK GOD
507
00:11:52,671 --> 00:11:56,171
DARK-RIM GLASSIUS?
508
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,586
BOTH:
509
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,586
ROCK LORE TIME!
510
00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:01,345
KIN:
511
00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:01,345
DARK-RIM GLASSIUS WAS QUIET,
512
00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:01,345
STRANGE,
513
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,308
AND DESPITE CLAIMS
514
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,308
THAT HE WAS "ARTSY,"
515
00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:05,018
HE WAS JUST NOT GOOD AT ALL.
516
00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,518
BUT NO ONE HAD EVER
517
00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,518
HEARD OF HIM,
518
00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:08,140
SO FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON,
519
00:12:08,186 --> 00:12:09,476
ANCIENT HIPSTERS
520
00:12:08,186 --> 00:12:09,476
WORSHIPPED HIM,
521
00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:11,811
AND HE MADE THEM FEEL COOL.
522
00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:14,686
HIPSTERS ONLY LIKE MUSIC
523
00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:14,686
THAT NO ONE HAS EVER HEARD OF.
524
00:12:14,733 --> 00:12:17,153
THIS IS PERFECT!
525
00:12:14,733 --> 00:12:17,153
NO ONE'S EVER HEARD OF US!
526
00:12:17,195 --> 00:12:18,605
(GROUPIES SCREAM)
527
00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:20,815
EVER!
528
00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:20,815
LET'S GO OUT THE BACK.
529
00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:23,275
♪ Wicked cool transition ♪
530
00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:25,576
BARNEY:
531
00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:25,576
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT
532
00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:25,576
THESE HIPSTER KIDS, COREY.
533
00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:28,620
THEY DON'T LIKE NOTHIN',
534
00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:28,620
NOT EVEN S'MORES!
535
00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:32,745
UGH! THAT S'MORE IS TRYING
536
00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:32,745
SO HARD TO LOOK TASTY.
537
00:12:32,793 --> 00:12:35,633
BARNEY:
538
00:12:32,793 --> 00:12:35,633
AND THEY'VE DRIVEN
539
00:12:32,793 --> 00:12:35,633
A DOZEN BANDS OFF STAGE
540
00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:38,682
JUST BY ROLLIN' THEIR EYES!
541
00:12:38,717 --> 00:12:40,337
(SOBBING)
542
00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:42,505
GROJBAND CAN HANDLE
543
00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:42,505
A FEW EYE ROLLS.
544
00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:44,434
DON'T BE SO SURE,
545
00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:44,434
COREY!
546
00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:46,932
ONCE THOSE HIPSTER EYES
547
00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:46,932
ROLL AT YOU...
548
00:12:46,974 --> 00:12:48,894
YOU FEEL WORTHLESS!
549
00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:50,225
THEY'RE JUST LOOKING
550
00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:50,225
FOR SOMETHING
551
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:51,480
THEY'VE NEVER HEARD OF,
552
00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:53,401
AND NO ONE HAS EVER HEARD
553
00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:53,401
OF GROJBAND!
554
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:56,440
(DOORBELL JINGLES)
555
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:56,440
EXCEPT HER.
556
00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:58,614
TRINA:
557
00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:58,614
WHY AREN'T THESE PEOPLE
558
00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:58,614
AUTOMATICALLY FAWNING OVER ME?
559
00:12:58,653 --> 00:13:00,573
I'VE BEEN HERE
560
00:12:58,653 --> 00:13:00,573
FOR AT LEAST FIVE SECONDS.
561
00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:03,124
UH, TRY RE-FLIPPING
562
00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:03,124
YOUR HAIR, TRINA?
563
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,290
TOO CUTE!
564
00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:06,656
(GLASS SHATTERS)
565
00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:08,413
(SLURPS) LAME.
566
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,035
GRRR!
567
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,035
I'LL BLEAT MY DEETS.
568
00:13:10,081 --> 00:13:12,291
"TOTES UP IN THE BEAN BARN."
569
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:13,713
(PHONE BLEATS)
570
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:13,713
WHAT?!
571
00:13:13,752 --> 00:13:15,382
NONE OF THEM FOLLOW ME
572
00:13:13,752 --> 00:13:15,382
ON BLEATER?!
573
00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:16,800
UH, ONE OF US DOES.
574
00:13:16,837 --> 00:13:19,417
COREY:
575
00:13:16,837 --> 00:13:19,417
PERFECT. TRINA'S HERE
576
00:13:16,837 --> 00:13:19,417
AND ALREADY FRAZZLED.
577
00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:22,796
LOOK AT HER, TRYING SO HARD
578
00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:22,796
TO FIT IN WITH THE COOL KIDS.
579
00:13:22,843 --> 00:13:24,853
WE'LL HAVE LYRICS
580
00:13:22,843 --> 00:13:24,853
IN NO TIME.
581
00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:27,637
UH, SORRY TO INTERRUPT
582
00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:27,637
YOUR, UH, BLINKING,
583
00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:30,232
BUT I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE
584
00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:30,232
TONIGHT'S ACT:
585
00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:31,848
GROJBAND!
586
00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:38,693
WOW! THAT'S THE MOST EXCITED
587
00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:38,693
I'VE EVER SEEN 'EM.
588
00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:40,525
I'VE NEVER HEARD
589
00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:40,525
OF THESE GUYS.
590
00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:42,860
THEY MUST BE AWESOME.
591
00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:44,775
THEY ARE SO HILARIOUSLY
592
00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:44,775
UN-AWESOME,
593
00:13:44,823 --> 00:13:46,373
IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY.
594
00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:48,579
SO YOU'VE HEARD
595
00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:48,579
OF THEM?
596
00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:48,579
TOTES.
597
00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:51,250
THESE GUYS ARE
598
00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:51,250
SO OVERPLAYED.
599
00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:53,627
HEY, EVERYONE!
600
00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:55,037
I HOPE YOU'LL BE READY TO ROCK
601
00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:55,037
LATER TONIGHT
602
00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:57,214
BECAUSE WE'RE...
603
00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:59,553
(SCOFFS)
604
00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:59,553
(SCOFFS)
605
00:14:00,799 --> 00:14:01,839
GIRL:
606
00:14:00,799 --> 00:14:01,839
MEH.
607
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:09,224
(HYPERVENTILATING)
608
00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:11,385
I FEEL SO... WORTHLESS.
609
00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:13,564
FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER,
610
00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:16,113
I DON'T FEEL
611
00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:16,113
COMPLETELY AWESOME!
612
00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:19,147
HIPSTERS! I HATE AND FEAR THEM
613
00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:19,147
AT THE SAME TIME!
614
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:22,532
COREY:
615
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:22,532
THAT'S IT! NO ONE SHOOS US AWAY
616
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:22,532
FROM A GIG!
617
00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:24,990
HMM. SHOES, EH?
618
00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:24,990
WAIT HERE, GANG!
619
00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:26,371
(BULB SMASHES)
620
00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:27,777
I'M NOT CLEANING THAT.
621
00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:30,746
♪ Hipster clock
622
00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:30,746
mustache wipe ♪
623
00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:33,617
COREY:
624
00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:33,617
IF I KINDA OVERHEARD
625
00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:33,617
WHAT I THINK I KINDA OVERHEARD,
626
00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:35,745
THESE SHOES TEACH YOU
627
00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:35,745
WHILE YOU WALK.
628
00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:38,752
SO WALKING BACKWARDS
629
00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:38,752
MUST MAKE YOU FORGET!
630
00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:41,415
IF THOSE HIPSTERS WANT OBSCURE,
631
00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:41,415
THEN THEY'RE GONNA GET IT.
632
00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:42,884
GROJBAND'LL BE THE FIRST BAND
633
00:14:42,923 --> 00:14:44,593
THAT'S NEVER EVEN HEARD
634
00:14:42,923 --> 00:14:44,593
OF ITSELF!
635
00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:46,764
♪♪
636
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:51,348
WHAT WAS I SAYING?
637
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:51,348
MEH.
638
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,521
MY BROTHER'S UBER LAME.
639
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,980
THIS ONE TIME HE WAS ALL LIKE,
640
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,980
"THIS THING IS COOL!"
641
00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:57,690
WHATEVER!
642
00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:57,690
AM I RIGHT?
643
00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:03,034
SORRY,
644
00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:03,034
WERE YOU TALKING AT ME?
645
00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:05,199
FINALLY! WE GOTTA GO OVER
646
00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:05,199
OUR SETLIST.
647
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:06,528
WHAT DO YOU WANNA PLAY?
648
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:07,913
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY.
649
00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:10,908
WELL, REMEMBER QUICK,
650
00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:10,908
OR WE'RE GONNA LOSE OUR GIG!
651
00:15:10,951 --> 00:15:12,831
MEH. WHO CARES?
652
00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:14,161
(RECORD SCRATCHES)
653
00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:15,535
(SPITS)
654
00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:15,535
(GASPS)
655
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:17,082
HE DOESN'T KNOW
656
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:17,082
ANY SONGS?
657
00:15:17,124 --> 00:15:19,004
OR CARE ABOUT MUSIC?
658
00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:21,713
THIS IS THE GREATEST BAND
659
00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:21,713
OF ALL TIME.
660
00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:23,165
(APPLAUDING)
661
00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:25,384
WOW! THIS CROWD
662
00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:25,384
IS ON FIRE!
663
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,045
(SHRUGS)
664
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,045
MEH.
665
00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:29,183
OKAY.
666
00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:29,183
WHAT HAPPENED TO CORE?
667
00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:32,140
IT COULD ONLY BE
668
00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:32,140
ONE THING!
669
00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:34,351
THE SHOE-NIVERSATIES!
670
00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:36,312
KON:
671
00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:36,312
BUT IF HE USED
672
00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:36,312
THE SHOE-NIVERSITIES,
673
00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:39,812
WOULDN'T HE BE LIKE SUPER SMART
674
00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:39,812
AND KNOW EXTRA SONGS?
675
00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:42,856
NOT IF HE WALKED...
676
00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:42,856
BACKWARDS!
677
00:15:42,901 --> 00:15:45,151
HE MUST'VE WALKED BACKWARDS
678
00:15:42,901 --> 00:15:45,151
A BAZILLION MILES
679
00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:46,574
TO BUILD UP
680
00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:46,574
THIS KINDA STINK.
681
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:49,703
HMM...
682
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:49,703
HE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING,
683
00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:52,741
SO HE PROBABLY DOESN'T CARE
684
00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:52,741
ABOUT ANYTHING, EITHER.
685
00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:54,496
HE'S THE PERFECT HIPSTER!
686
00:15:54,537 --> 00:15:56,367
(PHONE BLEATS)
687
00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:57,754
COREY JUST CHECKED IN
688
00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:57,754
AT THE ZOO
689
00:15:57,791 --> 00:15:59,711
AND BLEATED "BEARS. MEH."
690
00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:01,251
QUICK!
691
00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:01,251
LET'S GO FIND HIM
692
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:03,924
BEFORE HE DOES SOMETHING ELSE
693
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:03,924
ANNOYINGLY BLASE!
694
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,093
MINA:
695
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,093
MAYBE THE HIPSTERS
696
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,093
DON'T LIKE YOU
697
00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:07,842
BECAUSE THEY THINK
698
00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:07,842
YOU'RE TRYING TOO HARD.
699
00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:10,604
SO I HAVE TO PUT MORE EFFORT
700
00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:10,604
INTO NOT TRYING SO HARD.
701
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,427
THAT'S GONNA
702
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,427
TAKE A LOT OF WORK.
703
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,062
MINA, PACE HARDER!
704
00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:15,848
(STOMPING)
705
00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:17,482
(BEAR GROWLS)
706
00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:22,018
I DON'T KNOW WHY
707
00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:22,018
THAT'S SO COOL.
708
00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:23,824
(ROARS)
709
00:16:23,858 --> 00:16:25,108
MEH.
710
00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:30,029
LANEY:
711
00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:30,029
HEY, KID!
712
00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:30,029
WHAT'S GOING ON?
713
00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:32,832
THAT BEAR WAS TRYING
714
00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:32,832
SO HARD TO BE A BEAR.
715
00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:34,907
WE GET IT,
716
00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:34,907
YOU ROAR.
717
00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:36,583
MEH.
718
00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:40,581
LANEY:
719
00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:40,581
APATHETIC BEAR, BORED CROWD.
720
00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:40,581
THIS REEKS OF HIPSTER COREY.
721
00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:41,785
(PHONE BLEATS)
722
00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:44,915
COREY SAYS,
723
00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:44,915
"SKYDIVING? WHATEVER."
724
00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:46,553
WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
725
00:16:46,589 --> 00:16:49,049
I'VE FINALLY CONQUERED
726
00:16:46,589 --> 00:16:49,049
MY FEAR OF HEIGHTS!
727
00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:52,553
MEH.
728
00:16:52,595 --> 00:16:55,465
(SOBBING)
729
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:58,515
CAMERAMAN:
730
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:58,515
OH WOW! OH WOW!
731
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:58,515
A DOUBLE RAINBOW!
732
00:16:58,559 --> 00:17:00,649
-COREY: MEH.
733
00:16:58,559 --> 00:17:00,649
-CAMERAMAN: HE'S RIGHT.
734
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:03,607
YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN
735
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:03,607
A TRIPLE RAINBOW!
736
00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:06,398
MUSCLEHEAD:
737
00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:06,398
I AM REALLY STRONG!
738
00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:07,572
MEH.
739
00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:10,150
I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT
740
00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:10,150
LIKE THAT BEFORE. UGH!
741
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:11,406
(PHONE BLEATS)
742
00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:13,617
LANEY:
743
00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:13,617
GUYS! IT'S ANOTHER BLEAT
744
00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:13,617
FROM COREY!
745
00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:17,868
"PARASAILING STRAPPED TO A BEAR
746
00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:17,868
ONTO UFO? LAME."
747
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:23,128
BOTH:
748
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:23,128
MEH.
749
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:24,837
IF WE'RE GONNA PLAY OUR GIG
750
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:24,837
TONIGHT AT THE BEAN BARN,
751
00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:26,378
WE NEED COREY
752
00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:26,378
TO SNAP OUT OF IT.
753
00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:27,710
(GASPS)
754
00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:31,425
HE NEEDS TO WALK FORWARD
755
00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:31,425
IN MY SHOE-NIVERSITIES!
756
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:34,047
THAT'S IT! WE'LL NEVER BE
757
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:34,047
ECCENTRIC SHOE BARONS
758
00:17:34,094 --> 00:17:36,474
WITH A NAME LIKE
759
00:17:34,094 --> 00:17:36,474
"SHOE-NIVERSITY!"
760
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:38,977
(ENERGY HUMS)
761
00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:40,177
OH LOOK, KIN,
762
00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:42,806
OUR "ED-SHOE-CATIONS"
763
00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:42,806
ARE GLOWING!
764
00:17:42,854 --> 00:17:45,774
SEEMS LIKE HE'S WALKING A LOT
765
00:17:42,854 --> 00:17:45,774
BUT GOING NOWHERES.
766
00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:49,145
(SIGHS) DOESN'T ANYONE CARE
767
00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:49,145
ABOUT ANYTHING ANYMORE?
768
00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:50,993
I KNOW, IT'S SAD.
769
00:17:51,029 --> 00:17:53,069
IT IS?
770
00:17:51,029 --> 00:17:53,069
THE SHOES MUST BE WORKING.
771
00:17:53,113 --> 00:17:54,823
THEY'RE TEACHING COREY
772
00:17:53,113 --> 00:17:54,823
TO CARE!
773
00:17:54,866 --> 00:17:56,826
WE'VE GOTTA SPEED
774
00:17:54,866 --> 00:17:56,826
HIS RECOVERY UP.
775
00:17:56,868 --> 00:17:58,998
(CRANKS UP THE TREADMILL)
776
00:17:59,037 --> 00:18:01,077
IT MIGHT BE TOO MUCH
777
00:17:59,037 --> 00:18:01,077
TO FAST.
778
00:18:01,121 --> 00:18:03,001
YEAH,
779
00:18:01,121 --> 00:18:03,001
AND IT MIGHT NOT BE.
780
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,337
HE'S GONNA BLOW!
781
00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:08,377
(EXPLOSIONS)
782
00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:11,378
WELL, IT WORKED.
783
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,514
MOST ACCIDENTS HAPPEN
784
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,514
WHILE WALKING.
785
00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:15,181
IT'S A LONG WALK
786
00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:15,181
TO THE GIG,
787
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:17,849
SO I'LL MAIL YOU THERE -
788
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:17,849
WITH DAMAGE INSURANCE.
789
00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:20,309
I JUST CARE SO MUCH
790
00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:20,309
ABOUT YOU GUYS.
791
00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:22,519
AND MY SISTER.
792
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:24,140
SHE JUST WANTS TO BE LIKED.
793
00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:26,806
QUICK! TURN HIM BACK
794
00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:26,806
INTO A JERK!
795
00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:28,686
I TOTALLY SEE IT
796
00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:28,686
AND JUNK.
797
00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:30,073
IT'S THE PERFECT WAY
798
00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:30,073
TO PRETEND
799
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,109
I DON'T CARE ABOUT BEING POPULAR
800
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,109
WITH THE HIPSTERS,
801
00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:34,072
TO MAKE ME POPULAR
802
00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:34,072
WITH THE HIPSTERS!
803
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,363
YOINK!
804
00:18:35,406 --> 00:18:36,946
IT'S BULLETPROOF, TRINA.
805
00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:38,491
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT
806
00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:38,491
IN ACTION.
807
00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:41,124
♪ Pretending to be cool
808
00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:41,124
is cool ♪
809
00:18:41,161 --> 00:18:43,751
REMEMBER,
810
00:18:41,161 --> 00:18:43,751
YOU DON'T LIKE ANYTHING.
811
00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,540
STAY FOCUSED.
812
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:47,503
MEH.
813
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:47,503
I KNOW,
814
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:47,503
RIGHT?
815
00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:52,255
I DIDN'T ORDER NO PACKAGE
816
00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:52,255
THAT WEIGHS AS MUCH AS A BAND!
817
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:53,588
LANEY:
818
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:53,588
LET US OUT!
819
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,383
UNNNGGGH!
820
00:18:55,426 --> 00:18:57,296
BARNEY:
821
00:18:55,426 --> 00:18:57,296
(GASPS) WHERE'S COREY?
822
00:18:57,344 --> 00:18:59,224
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GO ON
823
00:18:57,344 --> 00:18:59,224
ANY MINUTE!
824
00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:00,773
COREY:
825
00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:00,773
THANKS FOR DOING THIS,
826
00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:00,773
NICK.
827
00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:03,557
TRINA'S TRYING SO HARD
828
00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:03,557
TO FIT IN HERE,
829
00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:07,311
BUT I KNOW SEEING YOU WOULD
830
00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:07,311
REALLY PUT A SMILE ON HER FACE.
831
00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:10,024
TRINA:
832
00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:10,024
NICK? HERE?
833
00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:10,024
CAN'T SMILE.
834
00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:12,646
THE HIPSTERS MIGHT SEE ME!
835
00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:14,113
(STRUGGLING)
836
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,403
NICK:
837
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,403
TRINA RIFFIN.
838
00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:17,736
IF THESE HIPSTERS DON'T LIKE YOU
839
00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:17,736
FOR WHO YOU ARE,
840
00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:19,742
JUST KNOW THAT
841
00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:19,742
NICK MALLORY DOES.
842
00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:21,124
HEART:
843
00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:21,124
O... M...
844
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,040
TRINA:
845
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,040
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
846
00:19:23,079 --> 00:19:26,499
♪♪
847
00:19:43,891 --> 00:19:45,771
SIIIIIGH.
848
00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:49,520
COREY:
849
00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:49,520
KEEPING MY BAND SAFE,
850
00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:49,520
MAKING TRINA SMILE,
851
00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:51,193
(HEAVENLY CHOIR SINGS)
852
00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:51,193
AND GETTING A KILLER SONG.
853
00:19:51,231 --> 00:19:53,611
I'D SAY THIS IS
854
00:19:51,231 --> 00:19:53,611
OUR BEST GIG YET.
855
00:19:53,651 --> 00:19:55,701
TRULY, A WONDERFUL DAY!
856
00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:58,026
LANEY:
857
00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:58,026
UGH! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!
858
00:19:58,072 --> 00:20:01,242
♪♪
859
00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:03,293
♪ If you're real ♪
860
00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:07,327
♪ Let's see those black-rimmed
861
00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:07,327
hipster shades ♪
862
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:08,833
♪ Shades, shades,
863
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:08,833
shades, shades ♪
864
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:12,375
Corey:
865
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:12,375
♪ Then we all can dance ♪
866
00:20:12,419 --> 00:20:15,049
♪ In our grandpa's
867
00:20:12,419 --> 00:20:15,049
vintage pants ♪
868
00:20:15,089 --> 00:20:16,469
♪ Whatever ♪
869
00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:19,257
Corey:
870
00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:19,257
♪ Don't act like
871
00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:19,257
nothin's cool ♪
872
00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:20,471
Laney, Kon and Kin:
873
00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:20,471
♪ Bad posture ♪
874
00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:22,351
Corey:
875
00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:22,351
♪ Who you tryin' to fool? ♪
876
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:24,058
Laney, Kon and Kin:
877
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:24,058
♪ Green energy ♪
878
00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:27,188
Corey:
879
00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:27,188
♪ Be what you're dying to be! ♪
880
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:30,396
♪ Just don't worry 'bout
881
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:30,396
who's gonna see! ♪
882
00:20:30,437 --> 00:20:34,227
♪ Just be wicked real like me ♪
883
00:20:34,274 --> 00:20:38,454
All:
884
00:20:34,274 --> 00:20:38,454
♪ Our band is lame now
885
00:20:34,274 --> 00:20:38,454
that we've wrote a song ♪
886
00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:39,697
(CHEERING)
887
00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:41,619
KIN:
888
00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:41,619
AAAAAAND DONE.
889
00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:44,327
YOU GOTTA WALK BACKWARDS, DUDE.
890
00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:44,327
SLOWLY!
891
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:46,578
I PUT THESE THINGS BACK TOGETHER
892
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:46,578
MOSTLY WITH GUM.
893
00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:48,410
LANEY:
894
00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:48,410
AT LEAST WE CAN FIX THIS EASILY.
895
00:20:48,455 --> 00:20:51,035
I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE
896
00:20:48,455 --> 00:20:51,035
OF CARING COREY.
897
00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:52,294
CHANCE HAPPENING:
898
00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:52,294
THIS JUST IN...
899
00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:54,254
CITIZENS EVERYWHERE
900
00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:54,254
HAVE BECOME EYE-ROLLING,
901
00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:55,504
SHRUGGING HIPSTERS.
902
00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:57,666
WHO WILL MAKE THIS TOWN
903
00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:57,666
CARE AGAIN?
904
00:20:57,715 --> 00:21:00,215
I'LL TELL YOU WHO -
905
00:20:57,715 --> 00:21:00,215
ALL OF US.
906
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,509
BECAUSE NOT CARING
907
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,509
IS NOT LIVING.
908
00:21:02,553 --> 00:21:05,223
LIFE IS LIKE A SKYDIVING BEAR.
909
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,314
IT'S BIG, FAST, HAIRY,
910
00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:08,599
AND YOU SHOULD JUST ENJOY
911
00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:08,599
THE RIDE
912
00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:10,562
BEFORE IT BITES YOUR ARMS OFF.
913
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,313
IF WE ALL JUST LEARN
914
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,313
TO LIVE A LITTLE
915
00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:13,694
AND CARE A LOT,
916
00:21:13,731 --> 00:21:16,441
WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO FIX
917
00:21:13,731 --> 00:21:16,441
THIS TOWN.
918
00:21:16,483 --> 00:21:18,033
WHADDYA SAY, PEACEVILLE?
919
00:21:18,069 --> 00:21:19,069
ALL:
920
00:21:18,069 --> 00:21:19,069
MEH.
921
00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:20,492
WELL, I TRIED.
922
00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:22,239
THANKS FOR COMING OUT,
923
00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:22,239
EVERYONE!
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