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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,418 --> 00:00:02,588 ♪ Got a band 2 00:00:01,418 --> 00:00:02,588 that's really cool ♪ 3 00:00:02,628 --> 00:00:03,798 ♪ Stealing words 4 00:00:02,628 --> 00:00:03,798 from you know who ♪ 5 00:00:03,838 --> 00:00:04,878 ♪ Playing gigs when we can ♪ 6 00:00:04,922 --> 00:00:06,052 ♪ Trying to impress our fans ♪ 7 00:00:06,089 --> 00:00:07,379 ♪ Older sister goes berserk ♪ 8 00:00:07,424 --> 00:00:08,594 ♪ Her temper is 9 00:00:07,424 --> 00:00:08,594 her biggest quirk ♪ 10 00:00:08,634 --> 00:00:10,144 ♪ I got a plan 11 00:00:08,634 --> 00:00:10,144 that might just work ♪ 12 00:00:10,177 --> 00:00:15,977 ♪ Now, we're gonna rock 13 00:00:10,177 --> 00:00:15,977 and we're gonna roll ♪ 14 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:20,686 ♪ We are Grojband, whoa! ♪ 15 00:00:21,939 --> 00:00:23,899 (COFFEE POURS THEN SLOSHES) 16 00:00:23,941 --> 00:00:25,821 KIN: 17 00:00:23,941 --> 00:00:25,821 YOU'RE DOING GREAT, BRO! 18 00:00:25,860 --> 00:00:28,400 YOU'VE BEEN AWAKE 19 00:00:25,860 --> 00:00:28,400 FOR 79 HOURS! 20 00:00:28,445 --> 00:00:30,565 IS THIS PART OF YOUR PROJECT 21 00:00:28,445 --> 00:00:30,565 FOR THE SCHOOL SCIENCE FAIR? 22 00:00:30,614 --> 00:00:32,664 WHOA! OOF! 23 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:34,990 NO. HE THINKS HIS DREAMS WILL 24 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:34,990 BE MORE AWESOME 25 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:36,535 IF HE "SAVES THEM UP." 26 00:00:36,578 --> 00:00:38,328 THIS IS MY PROJECT. 27 00:00:38,372 --> 00:00:40,252 GUYS, I HAVE THE PERFECT PROJECT 28 00:00:38,372 --> 00:00:40,252 FOR US! 29 00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:42,290 WE'RE GONNA BLOW 30 00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:42,290 THE UNIVERSE'S MIND 31 00:00:42,334 --> 00:00:44,594 BY DEMONSTRATING 32 00:00:42,334 --> 00:00:44,594 THE HEALING POWERS OF ROCK! 33 00:00:44,628 --> 00:00:46,088 UM... HOW? 34 00:00:46,129 --> 00:00:47,759 EASY! 35 00:00:47,798 --> 00:00:50,588 TUBA TIM HAS A GNARLY COLD. 36 00:00:47,798 --> 00:00:50,588 (TUBA TIM SNEEZES) 37 00:00:50,634 --> 00:00:53,054 WE PUT SOME HEADPHONES ON HIM, 38 00:00:50,634 --> 00:00:53,054 ROCK A TUNE, 39 00:00:53,094 --> 00:00:56,224 SCIENCE HAPPENS AND POOF, 40 00:00:53,094 --> 00:00:56,224 HIS COLD IS GONE! 41 00:00:56,264 --> 00:00:59,024 GROJBAND PROVES IT'S THE CURE 42 00:00:56,264 --> 00:00:59,024 FOR WHAT AILS YA! 43 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:01,059 WELL, I WAS GONNA SHOW YOU 44 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:01,059 MY SHRINK RAY, 45 00:01:01,102 --> 00:01:03,152 BUT THIS IS WAY BETTER! 46 00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:04,518 I'LL JUST PUT THIS DOWN HERE 47 00:01:04,565 --> 00:01:06,605 WHERE IT CAN CAUSE 48 00:01:04,565 --> 00:01:06,605 NO HARM AT ALL. 49 00:01:06,650 --> 00:01:08,900 KON: 50 00:01:06,650 --> 00:01:08,900 IF WE'RE GONNA ROCK, 51 00:01:06,650 --> 00:01:08,900 I SHOULD CATCH A NAP FIRST. 52 00:01:08,944 --> 00:01:10,784 LET'S SEE WHAT KINDA DREAM STEW 53 00:01:08,944 --> 00:01:10,784 HAS BEEN BUBBLIN' 54 00:01:10,821 --> 00:01:13,821 FOR 79 HOURS! 55 00:01:10,821 --> 00:01:13,821 (SNORES) 56 00:01:13,866 --> 00:01:15,906 WHATEVER YOUR PROJECT IS, 57 00:01:13,866 --> 00:01:15,906 BURN IT 58 00:01:15,951 --> 00:01:17,871 AND AVOID 59 00:01:15,951 --> 00:01:17,871 PUBLIC UNWORTHINESS. 60 00:01:17,912 --> 00:01:20,372 THE TOGETHER FOREVER TESTER 61 00:01:17,912 --> 00:01:20,372 THAT I FORCED MINA TO BUILD 62 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:23,294 IS GONNA PROVE THAT NICK AND I 63 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:23,294 WILL BE TOGETHER FOREVER. 64 00:01:23,333 --> 00:01:24,793 SORRY, SIS, 65 00:01:24,835 --> 00:01:26,545 GROJBAND'S GONNA WIN 66 00:01:24,835 --> 00:01:26,545 THE SCIENCE FAIR THIS YEAR. 67 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:28,047 C'MON, GUYS, 68 00:01:28,087 --> 00:01:29,797 LET'S GO SEE IF TIM'S COLD 69 00:01:28,087 --> 00:01:29,797 IS ANY WORSE. 70 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:32,180 LANEY: 71 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:32,180 FINGERS CROSSED! 72 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:34,677 THERE'S NO WAY I'M GONNA LET 73 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:34,677 THE SCIENCE OF DESTINY 74 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:38,020 GET OOZED ON 75 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:38,020 BY THE SCIENCE OF... WHATEVER! 76 00:01:38,057 --> 00:01:39,767 I'M WRECKING THEIR STUFF! 77 00:01:42,853 --> 00:01:44,443 (ENERGY HUMS) 78 00:01:46,481 --> 00:01:48,281 (YAWNS) AGHHHH! 79 00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:51,697 AGGGGHHHHHHHHHH! 80 00:01:51,737 --> 00:01:53,197 (EVIL LAUGH) 81 00:01:53,238 --> 00:01:55,658 OOF! AGHHH! 82 00:01:53,238 --> 00:01:55,658 WEEEEEE! 83 00:01:55,699 --> 00:01:59,329 WOW! YOU DISAPPEARED 84 00:01:55,699 --> 00:01:59,329 THEIR DRUMS! 85 00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:00,699 YEAH. I THOUGHT THIS 86 00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:00,699 WAS A FLAMETHROWER, 87 00:02:00,746 --> 00:02:02,036 BUT WHATEVS. 88 00:02:02,081 --> 00:02:04,461 WHAT A FUN HORRIBLE DREAM! 89 00:02:04,499 --> 00:02:05,999 I GOTTA RECORD THIS 90 00:02:04,499 --> 00:02:05,999 FOR KIN! 91 00:02:06,043 --> 00:02:07,133 WOOOOO-HOOOO! 92 00:02:07,168 --> 00:02:08,918 (SPLASH) 93 00:02:08,963 --> 00:02:12,173 ♪ Stomach bile selfie ♪ 94 00:02:12,215 --> 00:02:13,675 MAYOR MELLOW: 95 00:02:12,215 --> 00:02:13,675 MELLO STUDENTS! 96 00:02:13,717 --> 00:02:16,797 WELCOME TO THE ELEMENTARY HIGH 97 00:02:13,717 --> 00:02:16,797 SCIENCE FAIR! 98 00:02:16,845 --> 00:02:19,175 YOUR PROJECTS BETTER BE GOOD! 99 00:02:19,222 --> 00:02:21,772 'CAUSE THIS JUDGE 100 00:02:19,222 --> 00:02:21,772 IS IN A JUDGING MOOD! 101 00:02:21,809 --> 00:02:23,389 NICK: 102 00:02:21,809 --> 00:02:23,389 GUEST JUDGE, NICK MALLORY, 103 00:02:23,435 --> 00:02:25,345 WANTS YOU TO BELIEVE 104 00:02:23,435 --> 00:02:25,345 IN YOURSELVES. 105 00:02:25,395 --> 00:02:28,475 X DOESN'T EQUAL Y. 106 00:02:25,395 --> 00:02:28,475 IT EQUALS WHY NOT? 107 00:02:28,523 --> 00:02:30,323 (SNEEZES, 108 00:02:28,523 --> 00:02:30,323 TUBA HONKS) 109 00:02:30,358 --> 00:02:33,148 COREY: 110 00:02:30,358 --> 00:02:33,148 DON'T WORRY, TUBA TIM. 111 00:02:30,358 --> 00:02:33,148 WE'LL ROCK YOUR COLD AWAY. 112 00:02:33,194 --> 00:02:34,824 -COREY: RIGHT, LANES? 113 00:02:33,194 --> 00:02:34,824 -LANEY: SURE, CORE. 114 00:02:34,863 --> 00:02:36,953 AS SOON AS KON GETS HERE 115 00:02:34,863 --> 00:02:36,953 AND YOU KNOW, 116 00:02:36,991 --> 00:02:39,201 WE GET SOME VIRUS-KILLING 117 00:02:36,991 --> 00:02:39,201 LYRICS. 118 00:02:39,242 --> 00:02:42,002 (PHONE VIBRATES) 119 00:02:39,242 --> 00:02:42,002 KON SAYS HE'S DREAMING 120 00:02:39,242 --> 00:02:42,002 HE'S BEEN SHRUNK DOWN 121 00:02:42,037 --> 00:02:43,997 AND SWALLOWED BY TRINA. 122 00:02:44,039 --> 00:02:47,209 BUT THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 123 00:02:44,039 --> 00:02:47,209 OR IS IT?! 124 00:02:47,250 --> 00:02:50,550 TRINA: 125 00:02:47,250 --> 00:02:50,550 (GIGGLES) I'M SO GLAD 126 00:02:47,250 --> 00:02:50,550 YOU'RE GUEST JUDGING THIS YE... 127 00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:52,417 (LAUGHS HARD, 128 00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:52,417 BELCHES LOUDLY) 129 00:02:52,464 --> 00:02:54,054 YEP. 130 00:02:52,464 --> 00:02:54,054 HE'S IN THERE. 131 00:02:54,091 --> 00:02:55,931 BUT MY SHRINK RAY 132 00:02:54,091 --> 00:02:55,931 ONLY LASTS FOR AN HOUR! 133 00:02:55,968 --> 00:02:57,388 OR THE EXACT AMOUNT 134 00:02:55,968 --> 00:02:57,388 OF TIME 135 00:02:57,427 --> 00:02:59,387 BEFORE BEING SMALL 136 00:02:57,427 --> 00:02:59,387 GETS BORING! 137 00:02:59,429 --> 00:03:01,259 SO WHAT HAPPENS 138 00:02:59,429 --> 00:03:01,259 IF KON GETS BORED? 139 00:03:01,306 --> 00:03:02,886 KIN: 140 00:03:01,306 --> 00:03:02,886 HE'LL REVERT BACK 141 00:03:01,306 --> 00:03:02,886 TO HIS NORMAL SIZE 142 00:03:02,933 --> 00:03:06,393 AND TRINA WILL EXPLODE! 143 00:03:06,436 --> 00:03:08,016 YEESH! I LOVE 144 00:03:06,436 --> 00:03:08,016 WHEN TRINA EXPLODES, 145 00:03:08,063 --> 00:03:09,613 BUT NOT LIKE THIS! 146 00:03:09,648 --> 00:03:11,148 WE GOTTA GET KON 147 00:03:09,648 --> 00:03:11,148 OUTTA THERE! 148 00:03:11,190 --> 00:03:13,400 WE'LL NEED TRINA, 149 00:03:11,190 --> 00:03:13,400 MY SHRINK RAY, 150 00:03:13,443 --> 00:03:15,613 AND A REEEEEEALLY SMALL 151 00:03:13,443 --> 00:03:15,613 SUBMARINE! 152 00:03:15,654 --> 00:03:17,614 (SMASH) 153 00:03:17,656 --> 00:03:19,906 TRINA: 154 00:03:17,656 --> 00:03:19,906 WAY TO NOT MAKE A FLAMETHROWER, 155 00:03:17,656 --> 00:03:19,906 SCIENCE-FAILERS! 156 00:03:19,950 --> 00:03:21,620 LANEY: 157 00:03:19,950 --> 00:03:21,620 WOW. THAT'S CONVENIENT. 158 00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:24,080 COREY: 159 00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:24,080 IT GETS CONVENIENTER. 160 00:03:24,121 --> 00:03:27,881 KIN: 161 00:03:24,121 --> 00:03:27,881 LET'S GET SHRINKY! 162 00:03:27,916 --> 00:03:30,786 (ENERGY HUMS) 163 00:03:30,836 --> 00:03:32,416 STUDENT: 164 00:03:30,836 --> 00:03:32,416 MY MINI SUB WILL BRING 165 00:03:30,836 --> 00:03:32,416 THE OCEAN DEPTHS 166 00:03:32,462 --> 00:03:33,762 TO THE COMMON MAN. 167 00:03:33,797 --> 00:03:36,297 LIES HAVE NO PLACE 168 00:03:33,797 --> 00:03:36,297 IN SCIENCE! 169 00:03:36,341 --> 00:03:39,181 YOU GET 170 00:03:36,341 --> 00:03:39,181 A DISQUALIFICATION RIBBON! 171 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:42,259 COREY: 172 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:42,259 NOW TO GET YOU INSIDE 173 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:42,259 TRINA'S FACE... BUT HOW? 174 00:03:42,305 --> 00:03:45,265 SLINGSHOT KID: 175 00:03:42,305 --> 00:03:45,265 YEAH, IT'S A SLINGSHOT I MADE. 176 00:03:42,305 --> 00:03:45,265 IT'S PRETTY RAD. 177 00:03:45,308 --> 00:03:46,808 TRINA: 178 00:03:45,308 --> 00:03:46,808 COME ON, MINA! 179 00:03:46,852 --> 00:03:48,272 THE QUICKER YOU SCIENCE UP 180 00:03:46,852 --> 00:03:48,272 THIS JUNK, 181 00:03:48,311 --> 00:03:49,941 THE QUICKER I CAN PROVE 182 00:03:48,311 --> 00:03:49,941 TO THE WORLD 183 00:03:49,980 --> 00:03:53,320 THAT I AM DESTINED TO BE WITH... 184 00:03:49,980 --> 00:03:53,320 (GASPS) HUNKY NICK MALLORY! 185 00:03:55,485 --> 00:03:57,105 (LOVESICK SIGH, 186 00:03:55,485 --> 00:03:57,105 LOUD SPLAT) 187 00:03:57,154 --> 00:03:58,454 EEEE! 188 00:03:57,154 --> 00:03:58,454 GOOD THING 189 00:03:57,154 --> 00:03:58,454 YOU PRACTICED 190 00:03:58,488 --> 00:04:00,028 WITH THAT CHERRY TOMATO. 191 00:04:00,074 --> 00:04:02,034 YOU'D BETTER NOT DO 192 00:04:00,074 --> 00:04:02,034 THAT WITH KIN. 193 00:04:02,076 --> 00:04:04,326 NICK MALLORY, 194 00:04:02,076 --> 00:04:04,326 YOU WILL BE M- 195 00:04:04,369 --> 00:04:06,119 (GACK! COUGHS) 196 00:04:06,163 --> 00:04:08,423 COREY: 197 00:04:06,163 --> 00:04:08,423 YES! DOWN THE HATCH! 198 00:04:08,456 --> 00:04:10,246 KIN: 199 00:04:08,456 --> 00:04:10,246 AGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH! 200 00:04:10,291 --> 00:04:11,381 (SPLASH) 201 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:13,668 HEY, BRO! 202 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:13,668 WELCOME TO MY DREAM! 203 00:04:13,712 --> 00:04:14,842 SOGGY CHEESE DOODLE? 204 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:16,920 YOU'RE AWAKE! 205 00:04:16,965 --> 00:04:18,585 YOU'VE BEEN SHRUNK 206 00:04:16,965 --> 00:04:18,585 AND YOU'RE IN TRINA'S STOMACH! 207 00:04:18,633 --> 00:04:21,603 WE GOTTA GET YOU OUTTA HERE 208 00:04:18,633 --> 00:04:21,603 BEFORE YOU UNSHRINK 209 00:04:21,636 --> 00:04:23,386 AND TRINA GOES KA-BLOOEY! 210 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:26,390 KIN SAYS THEY'RE HEADED 211 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:26,390 FOR TRINA'S SWEAT GLANDS. 212 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:29,523 KON VETOED PLAN "P." 213 00:04:29,561 --> 00:04:32,061 THEN TRINA NEEDS 214 00:04:29,561 --> 00:04:32,061 TO WORK UP A SWEAT! 215 00:04:32,106 --> 00:04:34,146 ♪ Not gonna get peed out ♪ 216 00:04:34,191 --> 00:04:36,531 WHAT DO WE DO 217 00:04:34,191 --> 00:04:36,531 WITH THE MIGHTY POTATO? 218 00:04:36,568 --> 00:04:38,278 WE MASH IT, 219 00:04:36,568 --> 00:04:38,278 WE FRY IT, 220 00:04:38,319 --> 00:04:41,119 BUT TRAPPED WITHIN 221 00:04:38,319 --> 00:04:41,119 IS PURE ENERGY! 222 00:04:41,156 --> 00:04:44,656 BEHOLD 223 00:04:41,156 --> 00:04:44,656 THE POTATO-POWERED CLOCK! 224 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:46,121 (GASPS) 225 00:04:46,161 --> 00:04:48,581 NICK WAS HOPING THIS PROJECT 226 00:04:46,161 --> 00:04:48,581 HAD A SNACKING COMPONENT. 227 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:52,082 MAYOR MELLOW: 228 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:52,082 THIS SCIENCE FAIR IS LOOKING 229 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:52,082 SCIENCE POOR TO ME. 230 00:04:52,126 --> 00:04:55,166 WHY HASN'T NICK COME OVER 231 00:04:52,126 --> 00:04:55,166 TO TELL ME I'M THE BEST YET?! 232 00:04:55,212 --> 00:04:56,592 THIS POTATO-POWERED 233 00:04:55,212 --> 00:04:56,592 HEAT LAMP 234 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:58,300 WILL REALLY GET 235 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:58,300 HER PORES PUMPING. 236 00:04:58,339 --> 00:05:00,379 WHAT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. 237 00:05:00,425 --> 00:05:02,835 KON, THAT PINK SKY 238 00:05:00,425 --> 00:05:02,835 IS TRINA'S SKIN. 239 00:05:02,886 --> 00:05:04,506 IF SHE EXPLODES, 240 00:05:04,554 --> 00:05:06,514 THIS "BEAUTIFUL NIGHT" 241 00:05:04,554 --> 00:05:06,514 WILL BE ALL OVER THE GYM. 242 00:05:06,556 --> 00:05:09,346 AWESOME! I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE 243 00:05:06,556 --> 00:05:09,346 HOW I'LL DREAM THAT UP! 244 00:05:09,392 --> 00:05:12,192 I BET IT'LL BE ALL... 245 00:05:09,392 --> 00:05:12,192 (IMITATES AN EXPLOSION) 246 00:05:12,229 --> 00:05:15,939 KIN: 247 00:05:12,229 --> 00:05:15,939 (GASPS) SHE'S SWEATING! 248 00:05:12,229 --> 00:05:15,939 HERE WE GO, BRO! 249 00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:18,443 SO... HOT! 250 00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:20,605 SWEATING IS FOR GROSS FARMERS! 251 00:05:21,613 --> 00:05:24,663 (GROWLS) 252 00:05:24,699 --> 00:05:27,869 OKAY. PLAN C. 253 00:05:24,699 --> 00:05:27,869 TELL KIN TO HEAD FOR THE MOUTH. 254 00:05:27,911 --> 00:05:30,211 CLARE ROOT: 255 00:05:27,911 --> 00:05:30,211 WHY SMELL ONE 256 00:05:27,911 --> 00:05:30,211 OF YOUR FAVORITE FOODS, 257 00:05:30,247 --> 00:05:32,417 WHEN YOU CAN SMELL THEM ALL 258 00:05:30,247 --> 00:05:32,417 AT THE SAME TIME? 259 00:05:32,457 --> 00:05:34,787 WITH CHEMISTRY! 260 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:36,745 AND YOU CAN SMELL 261 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:36,745 ALL YOUR FAILURES AT ONCE 262 00:05:36,795 --> 00:05:38,295 WITH ONE OF THESE! 263 00:05:38,337 --> 00:05:43,087 NICK CAN "SCENTS" YOUR PAIN, 264 00:05:38,337 --> 00:05:43,087 BUT HE "NOSE" YOU'LL DO FINE. 265 00:05:43,135 --> 00:05:44,335 HEH, PUNS. 266 00:05:44,385 --> 00:05:47,555 (FAN WHIRS, 267 00:05:44,385 --> 00:05:47,555 SPRAY HISSES) 268 00:05:48,598 --> 00:05:52,728 (SNIFFING) TRINA, 269 00:05:48,598 --> 00:05:52,728 DO YOU SMELL THAT? 270 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:55,939 (SNIFFING) FRIED CHICKEN! 271 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:55,939 POPCORN! 272 00:05:55,981 --> 00:05:58,861 MMM! MY MOUTH IS STARTING 273 00:05:55,981 --> 00:05:58,861 TO SALIVATE. 274 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:01,860 LOOK OUT, SALIVA POOL! 275 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:01,860 HERE I COME! 276 00:06:04,447 --> 00:06:07,407 DROOLING IS FOR FARMERS 277 00:06:04,447 --> 00:06:07,407 WITH RETAINERS! 278 00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:09,450 KIN SAYS YOUR FAN THINGY 279 00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:09,450 DIDN'T WORK. 280 00:06:09,494 --> 00:06:11,624 YOUR SISTER'S A ROBOT! 281 00:06:11,663 --> 00:06:13,503 AND WHAT DESTROYS 282 00:06:11,663 --> 00:06:13,503 ALL ROBOTS? 283 00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:16,540 A CAN OPENER? BUS? 284 00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:16,540 DYNAMITE! 285 00:06:16,584 --> 00:06:19,504 EMOTIONS, FELLA. 286 00:06:16,584 --> 00:06:19,504 WE GOTTA MAKE TRINA CRY! 287 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:22,166 SURE I CAN'T SELL YOU 288 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:22,166 ON THE DYNAMITE IDEA? 289 00:06:22,216 --> 00:06:24,626 KON: 290 00:06:22,216 --> 00:06:24,626 WHAT IS THAT THING? 291 00:06:22,216 --> 00:06:24,626 A BLACK HOLE? 292 00:06:24,676 --> 00:06:26,466 KIN: 293 00:06:24,676 --> 00:06:26,466 NO, THAT'S HER HEART. 294 00:06:26,511 --> 00:06:28,931 KON: 295 00:06:26,511 --> 00:06:28,931 THIS FUN DREAM IS TURNING 296 00:06:26,511 --> 00:06:28,931 INTO A NIGHTMARE! FIX IT! 297 00:06:28,972 --> 00:06:31,272 KIN: 298 00:06:28,972 --> 00:06:31,272 HOW CAN I FIX YOUR DREAM? 299 00:06:31,308 --> 00:06:33,518 KON: 300 00:06:31,308 --> 00:06:33,518 SO I AM DREAMING! 301 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:36,190 (GASPS) WHICH MEANS 302 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:36,190 THIS IS A NIGHTMARE! 303 00:06:36,230 --> 00:06:38,320 KIN: 304 00:06:36,230 --> 00:06:38,320 (SIGHS) 305 00:06:38,357 --> 00:06:40,067 NICK DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE 306 00:06:38,357 --> 00:06:40,067 INTO SCIENCE, TRINA RIFFIN. 307 00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:43,068 ONLY THE MOST INTO IT! 308 00:06:43,111 --> 00:06:45,321 SO WHAT'S YOUR THEORY, 309 00:06:43,111 --> 00:06:45,321 PROFESSOR? 310 00:06:45,364 --> 00:06:48,084 IF SCIENCE TELLS TRINA THAT 311 00:06:45,364 --> 00:06:48,084 SHE'LL NEVER GET AWAY FROM ME, 312 00:06:48,116 --> 00:06:50,116 SHE'LL TURN ON THE WATERWORKS 313 00:06:48,116 --> 00:06:50,116 FOR SURE. 314 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:51,750 KIN AND KON 315 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:51,750 WILL GET CRIED OUT 316 00:06:51,786 --> 00:06:54,156 AND WE'LL GET LYRICS 317 00:06:51,786 --> 00:06:54,156 FOR OUR OWN EXPERIMENT. 318 00:06:54,206 --> 00:06:55,326 I HOPE IT WORKS. 319 00:06:55,374 --> 00:06:57,674 KIN AND KON MUST 320 00:06:55,374 --> 00:06:57,674 BE TERRIFIED. 321 00:06:57,709 --> 00:07:00,379 ♪ They should be, 322 00:06:57,709 --> 00:07:00,379 but they're not ♪ 323 00:07:00,419 --> 00:07:02,919 KIN: 324 00:07:00,419 --> 00:07:02,919 I WISH WE COULD 325 00:07:00,419 --> 00:07:02,919 JUST STAY HERE FOREVER. 326 00:07:02,964 --> 00:07:04,344 I'M LEARNING SO MUCH, 327 00:07:04,383 --> 00:07:07,473 AND THE STRESS OF MY NORMAL LIFE 328 00:07:04,383 --> 00:07:07,473 HAS FLUSHED AWAY. 329 00:07:07,510 --> 00:07:10,510 FEELS LIKE THE SAME OL' THING 330 00:07:07,510 --> 00:07:10,510 FOR LIKE AN HOUR. 331 00:07:10,555 --> 00:07:11,765 I'M GETTIN' BORED. 332 00:07:11,806 --> 00:07:13,976 BORED?! 333 00:07:11,806 --> 00:07:13,976 OH NO, OH NO, OH NO! 334 00:07:14,017 --> 00:07:15,347 (PHONE VIBRATES) 335 00:07:15,394 --> 00:07:17,444 KIN SAYS 336 00:07:15,394 --> 00:07:17,444 KON'S GETTING BORED! 337 00:07:17,478 --> 00:07:19,438 HURRY! 338 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:22,110 HEY, MINA, IS THAT 339 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:22,110 TOGETHER-FOREVER TESTER 340 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:23,190 GONNA SAY THAT NICK 341 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:23,190 AND TRINA 342 00:07:23,235 --> 00:07:24,645 WILL BE TOGETHER FOREVER? 343 00:07:24,694 --> 00:07:27,824 DUNNO. IT'S AN EXPERIMENT. 344 00:07:24,694 --> 00:07:27,824 THERE ARE NO GUARANTEES! 345 00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:29,204 THAT'S SCIENCE! 346 00:07:29,241 --> 00:07:31,701 BUT IF TRINA DOESN'T GET 347 00:07:29,241 --> 00:07:31,701 THE RESULT SHE WANTS, 348 00:07:31,743 --> 00:07:34,003 IS SHE GOING TO YELL 349 00:07:31,743 --> 00:07:34,003 AT SCIENCE OR YOU? 350 00:07:34,037 --> 00:07:36,037 BUT THERE'S LIKE 351 00:07:34,037 --> 00:07:36,037 AN 80% CHANCE 352 00:07:36,081 --> 00:07:37,461 THAT THEY'LL BE TOGETHER 353 00:07:36,081 --> 00:07:37,461 FOREVER! 354 00:07:37,498 --> 00:07:39,668 WHICH STILL LEAVES 355 00:07:37,498 --> 00:07:39,668 A 90% CHANCE OF... 356 00:07:39,709 --> 00:07:41,839 "MINA, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!" 357 00:07:41,878 --> 00:07:43,498 IT'S ONLY A 20% CHA- 358 00:07:43,546 --> 00:07:44,876 IF I WERE YOU, 359 00:07:44,923 --> 00:07:47,183 I'D JUST MAKE THE MACHINE 360 00:07:44,923 --> 00:07:47,183 READ "TOGETHER FOREVER" 361 00:07:47,217 --> 00:07:48,427 NO MATTER WHAT. 362 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:50,928 UNLESS YOU WANT TRINA 363 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:50,928 TO BE DISAPPOINTED?! 364 00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:52,681 (GASPS, 365 00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:52,681 KEYS CLACK RAPIDLY) 366 00:07:52,722 --> 00:07:54,772 THE SCIENCE OF DESTINY, 367 00:07:52,722 --> 00:07:54,772 HUH? 368 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:58,228 WELL, LET'S HOPE THIS AIN'T 369 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:58,228 YOUR RIBBON OF DESTINY! 370 00:07:58,270 --> 00:07:59,730 BOOM-SHAKA-LACKA! 371 00:07:59,771 --> 00:08:01,821 THIS MACHINE CAN PREDICT 372 00:07:59,771 --> 00:08:01,821 HOW LONG A COUPLE WILL LAST 373 00:08:01,856 --> 00:08:04,316 FROM "NOT EVER" 374 00:08:01,856 --> 00:08:04,316 TO "FOREVER EVER." 375 00:08:04,359 --> 00:08:06,189 OBSERVE. NICK? 376 00:08:07,862 --> 00:08:10,662 (DINGING) 377 00:08:10,698 --> 00:08:14,288 I KNEW IT! WE'RE MEANT TO BE 378 00:08:10,698 --> 00:08:14,288 TOGETHER TOTES FOREVER! 379 00:08:14,328 --> 00:08:18,208 COREY: 380 00:08:14,328 --> 00:08:18,208 I'M NOT SURE I WANT TO SHARE 381 00:08:14,328 --> 00:08:18,208 THE GARAGE THAT LONG. 382 00:08:18,248 --> 00:08:20,628 THIS MACHINE THINKS FAMILY 383 00:08:18,248 --> 00:08:20,628 SHOULD BE TOGETHER FOREVER. 384 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:21,837 NICK DIGS THAT. 385 00:08:21,876 --> 00:08:24,086 WHAT? 386 00:08:21,876 --> 00:08:24,086 NO FAIR, COREY! 387 00:08:24,129 --> 00:08:27,509 YOU BLINDED ME... 388 00:08:24,129 --> 00:08:27,509 WITH SCIENCE! 389 00:08:27,548 --> 00:08:30,428 (HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS) 390 00:08:30,469 --> 00:08:33,549 ♪♪ 391 00:08:50,822 --> 00:08:52,122 WHAAAAA! 392 00:08:50,822 --> 00:08:52,122 (SPLAT) 393 00:08:54,284 --> 00:08:55,954 KIN: 394 00:08:54,284 --> 00:08:55,954 WELL, NO ONE'S SCREAMING 395 00:08:54,284 --> 00:08:55,954 IN HORROR. 396 00:08:55,994 --> 00:08:57,004 I GUESS WE DID IT. 397 00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:59,457 KON: 398 00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:59,457 WOW! EVERYONE'S IN MY DREAM! 399 00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:02,921 (HEAVENLY CHOIR SINGS) 400 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:05,459 BEHOLD THE HEALING 401 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:05,459 POWERS OF ROCK! 402 00:09:05,504 --> 00:09:07,804 (FIZZLES, HUMMING, 403 00:09:05,504 --> 00:09:07,804 BUTTONS CLICK) 404 00:09:09,757 --> 00:09:12,677 ♪♪ 405 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:17,181 ♪ You try to predict 406 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:17,181 what makes me tick ♪ 407 00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:18,354 ♪ It makes me sick ♪ 408 00:09:18,392 --> 00:09:20,232 ♪ I'm about to go atomic ♪ 409 00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:22,938 ♪ You're particle-y annoying 410 00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:22,938 that's why ♪ 411 00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:25,519 ♪ I want to be a zombie 412 00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:25,519 like an alkali ♪ 413 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:29,025 ♪ You've turned all my protons ♪ 414 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:31,359 ♪ Into con-tons ♪ 415 00:09:32,447 --> 00:09:35,117 (DRUMMING) 416 00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:36,738 (KEYTAR SOLO) 417 00:09:39,162 --> 00:09:40,122 (CHEERING) 418 00:09:40,163 --> 00:09:43,213 ♪♪ 419 00:09:53,634 --> 00:09:56,804 ♪ You've turned 420 00:09:53,634 --> 00:09:56,804 all my protons ♪ 421 00:09:56,846 --> 00:09:58,806 ♪ Into con-tons ♪ 422 00:09:58,848 --> 00:10:01,728 ♪ Let's start 423 00:09:58,848 --> 00:10:01,728 a chain reaction ♪ 424 00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:06,398 ♪ To break this bond, 425 00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:06,398 yeah! ♪ 426 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:09,320 (INHALES) AHHH! 427 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:09,320 I CAN BREATHE! 428 00:10:09,359 --> 00:10:11,319 MY COLD WAS ROCKED AWAY! 429 00:10:11,361 --> 00:10:12,861 (PLAYS THE TUBA) 430 00:10:12,904 --> 00:10:16,744 MAYOR MELLOW: 431 00:10:12,904 --> 00:10:16,744 GROJBAND WINS FIRST PRIZE 432 00:10:12,904 --> 00:10:16,744 AND ONLY PRIZE! 433 00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:18,373 POW! 434 00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:18,373 HMM... 435 00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:21,290 THAT WAS WAY LESS FUN 436 00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:21,290 THAN DISQUALIFYING PEOPLE. 437 00:10:21,329 --> 00:10:23,829 I NEVER WOULD'VE DREAMED 438 00:10:21,329 --> 00:10:23,829 WE'D WIN THIS THING! 439 00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:27,343 THAT MUST MEAN... 440 00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:27,343 I REALLY GOT SHRUNK! 441 00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:30,297 WELL, CORE, LOOKS LIKE MUSIC 442 00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:30,297 REALLY CAN HEAL. 443 00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:31,708 MAYBE, GUY, 444 00:10:31,756 --> 00:10:33,926 BUT SOMETIMES 445 00:10:31,756 --> 00:10:33,926 THINGS DON'T NEED TO BE HEALED, 446 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:35,467 LIKE OUR INSIDES. 447 00:10:35,510 --> 00:10:37,180 THEY'RE GOOEY AND GROSS 448 00:10:35,510 --> 00:10:37,180 FOR A REASON 449 00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:40,060 AND AN INNER JOURNEY 450 00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:40,060 MIGHT JUST MAKE THINGS WORSE. 451 00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:41,768 FORCING A DREAM INSIDE 452 00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:43,728 COULD FORCE SOMETHING 453 00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:43,728 MORE IMPORTANT OUTSIDE, 454 00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:45,598 AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW 455 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,015 YOU'RE EXPLODING 456 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,015 ALL OVER THE GYM. 457 00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:48,943 I DON'T THINK 458 00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:48,943 I'LL SLEEP TONIGHT. 459 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,612 THANKS FOR COMING OUT, 460 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,612 EVERYONE. 461 00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:55,988 (STEAM HISSES) 462 00:10:56,030 --> 00:10:57,240 (IMPRESSED) 463 00:10:56,030 --> 00:10:57,240 OH... 464 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,120 EXPLAIN 'EM ALL READY! 465 00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:03,832 I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE! 466 00:11:03,871 --> 00:11:05,211 KIN: 467 00:11:03,871 --> 00:11:05,211 OH, THESE? 468 00:11:05,248 --> 00:11:07,168 MY SHOE-NIVERSITIES? 469 00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:09,458 SHOE-NIVERSITIES? 470 00:11:09,503 --> 00:11:11,463 I GOT THE IDEA 471 00:11:09,503 --> 00:11:11,463 WHEN I HEARD SOMEONE TALK 472 00:11:11,505 --> 00:11:14,005 ABOUT WALKING A MILE 473 00:11:11,505 --> 00:11:14,005 IN ANOTHER MAN'S SHOES. 474 00:11:14,048 --> 00:11:16,428 THAT'S SO FAR! 475 00:11:14,048 --> 00:11:16,428 THEY MUST REALLY STINK. 476 00:11:16,468 --> 00:11:17,758 AGGHHH! 477 00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:21,102 (SNIFFS) 478 00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:21,102 SMOOOOTH. 479 00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:23,809 THEY TEACH YOU 480 00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:23,809 WHILE YOU WALK! 481 00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:25,310 THAT'S AS RIDICULOUS 482 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:28,312 AS WHATEVER COREY'S ABOUT 483 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:28,312 TO BURST IN AND SAY. 484 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:30,105 GUYS! 485 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:30,105 I BOOKED US A GIG 486 00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:31,858 AT BEAN BARNEY'S 487 00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:31,858 NEW COFFEE HOUSE! 488 00:11:31,899 --> 00:11:33,229 I DON'T KNOW 489 00:11:31,899 --> 00:11:33,229 ABOUT COFFEE SHOPS. 490 00:11:33,276 --> 00:11:34,316 THEY'RE FULL OF HIPSTERS. 491 00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:36,321 WHAT'S A HIPSTER? 492 00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:38,953 (SNAPS FINGERS) 493 00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:38,953 DEAD ROLLING EYES, 494 00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:38,953 SILLY T-SHIRTS, 495 00:11:38,990 --> 00:11:41,030 TIGHT PANTS, 496 00:11:38,990 --> 00:11:41,030 AND THEY NEVER LIKE ANYTHING. 497 00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:42,535 SO LAME. 498 00:11:42,577 --> 00:11:44,997 HMM... IT'S LIKE I'VE SEEN 499 00:11:42,577 --> 00:11:44,997 THAT HARSH JUDGING EYE ROLL 500 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,578 SOMEWHERE BEFORE. 501 00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:48,213 KIN: 502 00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:48,213 YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT ONE THING, 503 00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:48,213 LANEY. 504 00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:52,629 HIPSTERS NEVER LIKE ANYTHING 505 00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:52,629 UNLESS IT'S OBSCURE. 506 00:11:52,671 --> 00:11:56,171 LIKE THE BARELY-KNOWN ROCK GOD 507 00:11:52,671 --> 00:11:56,171 DARK-RIM GLASSIUS? 508 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,586 BOTH: 509 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,586 ROCK LORE TIME! 510 00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:01,345 KIN: 511 00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:01,345 DARK-RIM GLASSIUS WAS QUIET, 512 00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:01,345 STRANGE, 513 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,308 AND DESPITE CLAIMS 514 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,308 THAT HE WAS "ARTSY," 515 00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:05,018 HE WAS JUST NOT GOOD AT ALL. 516 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,518 BUT NO ONE HAD EVER 517 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,518 HEARD OF HIM, 518 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:08,140 SO FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON, 519 00:12:08,186 --> 00:12:09,476 ANCIENT HIPSTERS 520 00:12:08,186 --> 00:12:09,476 WORSHIPPED HIM, 521 00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:11,811 AND HE MADE THEM FEEL COOL. 522 00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:14,686 HIPSTERS ONLY LIKE MUSIC 523 00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:14,686 THAT NO ONE HAS EVER HEARD OF. 524 00:12:14,733 --> 00:12:17,153 THIS IS PERFECT! 525 00:12:14,733 --> 00:12:17,153 NO ONE'S EVER HEARD OF US! 526 00:12:17,195 --> 00:12:18,605 (GROUPIES SCREAM) 527 00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:20,815 EVER! 528 00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:20,815 LET'S GO OUT THE BACK. 529 00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:23,275 ♪ Wicked cool transition ♪ 530 00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:25,576 BARNEY: 531 00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:25,576 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT 532 00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:25,576 THESE HIPSTER KIDS, COREY. 533 00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:28,620 THEY DON'T LIKE NOTHIN', 534 00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:28,620 NOT EVEN S'MORES! 535 00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:32,745 UGH! THAT S'MORE IS TRYING 536 00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:32,745 SO HARD TO LOOK TASTY. 537 00:12:32,793 --> 00:12:35,633 BARNEY: 538 00:12:32,793 --> 00:12:35,633 AND THEY'VE DRIVEN 539 00:12:32,793 --> 00:12:35,633 A DOZEN BANDS OFF STAGE 540 00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:38,682 JUST BY ROLLIN' THEIR EYES! 541 00:12:38,717 --> 00:12:40,337 (SOBBING) 542 00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:42,505 GROJBAND CAN HANDLE 543 00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:42,505 A FEW EYE ROLLS. 544 00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:44,434 DON'T BE SO SURE, 545 00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:44,434 COREY! 546 00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:46,932 ONCE THOSE HIPSTER EYES 547 00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:46,932 ROLL AT YOU... 548 00:12:46,974 --> 00:12:48,894 YOU FEEL WORTHLESS! 549 00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:50,225 THEY'RE JUST LOOKING 550 00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:50,225 FOR SOMETHING 551 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:51,480 THEY'VE NEVER HEARD OF, 552 00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:53,401 AND NO ONE HAS EVER HEARD 553 00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:53,401 OF GROJBAND! 554 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:56,440 (DOORBELL JINGLES) 555 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:56,440 EXCEPT HER. 556 00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:58,614 TRINA: 557 00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:58,614 WHY AREN'T THESE PEOPLE 558 00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:58,614 AUTOMATICALLY FAWNING OVER ME? 559 00:12:58,653 --> 00:13:00,573 I'VE BEEN HERE 560 00:12:58,653 --> 00:13:00,573 FOR AT LEAST FIVE SECONDS. 561 00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:03,124 UH, TRY RE-FLIPPING 562 00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:03,124 YOUR HAIR, TRINA? 563 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,290 TOO CUTE! 564 00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:06,656 (GLASS SHATTERS) 565 00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:08,413 (SLURPS) LAME. 566 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,035 GRRR! 567 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,035 I'LL BLEAT MY DEETS. 568 00:13:10,081 --> 00:13:12,291 "TOTES UP IN THE BEAN BARN." 569 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:13,713 (PHONE BLEATS) 570 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:13,713 WHAT?! 571 00:13:13,752 --> 00:13:15,382 NONE OF THEM FOLLOW ME 572 00:13:13,752 --> 00:13:15,382 ON BLEATER?! 573 00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:16,800 UH, ONE OF US DOES. 574 00:13:16,837 --> 00:13:19,417 COREY: 575 00:13:16,837 --> 00:13:19,417 PERFECT. TRINA'S HERE 576 00:13:16,837 --> 00:13:19,417 AND ALREADY FRAZZLED. 577 00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:22,796 LOOK AT HER, TRYING SO HARD 578 00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:22,796 TO FIT IN WITH THE COOL KIDS. 579 00:13:22,843 --> 00:13:24,853 WE'LL HAVE LYRICS 580 00:13:22,843 --> 00:13:24,853 IN NO TIME. 581 00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:27,637 UH, SORRY TO INTERRUPT 582 00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:27,637 YOUR, UH, BLINKING, 583 00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:30,232 BUT I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE 584 00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:30,232 TONIGHT'S ACT: 585 00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:31,848 GROJBAND! 586 00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:38,693 WOW! THAT'S THE MOST EXCITED 587 00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:38,693 I'VE EVER SEEN 'EM. 588 00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:40,525 I'VE NEVER HEARD 589 00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:40,525 OF THESE GUYS. 590 00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:42,860 THEY MUST BE AWESOME. 591 00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:44,775 THEY ARE SO HILARIOUSLY 592 00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:44,775 UN-AWESOME, 593 00:13:44,823 --> 00:13:46,373 IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY. 594 00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:48,579 SO YOU'VE HEARD 595 00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:48,579 OF THEM? 596 00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:48,579 TOTES. 597 00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:51,250 THESE GUYS ARE 598 00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:51,250 SO OVERPLAYED. 599 00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:53,627 HEY, EVERYONE! 600 00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:55,037 I HOPE YOU'LL BE READY TO ROCK 601 00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:55,037 LATER TONIGHT 602 00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:57,214 BECAUSE WE'RE... 603 00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:59,553 (SCOFFS) 604 00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:59,553 (SCOFFS) 605 00:14:00,799 --> 00:14:01,839 GIRL: 606 00:14:00,799 --> 00:14:01,839 MEH. 607 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:09,224 (HYPERVENTILATING) 608 00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:11,385 I FEEL SO... WORTHLESS. 609 00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:13,564 FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, 610 00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:16,113 I DON'T FEEL 611 00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:16,113 COMPLETELY AWESOME! 612 00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:19,147 HIPSTERS! I HATE AND FEAR THEM 613 00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:19,147 AT THE SAME TIME! 614 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:22,532 COREY: 615 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:22,532 THAT'S IT! NO ONE SHOOS US AWAY 616 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:22,532 FROM A GIG! 617 00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:24,990 HMM. SHOES, EH? 618 00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:24,990 WAIT HERE, GANG! 619 00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:26,371 (BULB SMASHES) 620 00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:27,777 I'M NOT CLEANING THAT. 621 00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:30,746 ♪ Hipster clock 622 00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:30,746 mustache wipe ♪ 623 00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:33,617 COREY: 624 00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:33,617 IF I KINDA OVERHEARD 625 00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:33,617 WHAT I THINK I KINDA OVERHEARD, 626 00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:35,745 THESE SHOES TEACH YOU 627 00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:35,745 WHILE YOU WALK. 628 00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:38,752 SO WALKING BACKWARDS 629 00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:38,752 MUST MAKE YOU FORGET! 630 00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:41,415 IF THOSE HIPSTERS WANT OBSCURE, 631 00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:41,415 THEN THEY'RE GONNA GET IT. 632 00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:42,884 GROJBAND'LL BE THE FIRST BAND 633 00:14:42,923 --> 00:14:44,593 THAT'S NEVER EVEN HEARD 634 00:14:42,923 --> 00:14:44,593 OF ITSELF! 635 00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:46,764 ♪♪ 636 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:51,348 WHAT WAS I SAYING? 637 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:51,348 MEH. 638 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,521 MY BROTHER'S UBER LAME. 639 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,980 THIS ONE TIME HE WAS ALL LIKE, 640 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,980 "THIS THING IS COOL!" 641 00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:57,690 WHATEVER! 642 00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:57,690 AM I RIGHT? 643 00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:03,034 SORRY, 644 00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:03,034 WERE YOU TALKING AT ME? 645 00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:05,199 FINALLY! WE GOTTA GO OVER 646 00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:05,199 OUR SETLIST. 647 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:06,528 WHAT DO YOU WANNA PLAY? 648 00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:07,913 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY. 649 00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:10,908 WELL, REMEMBER QUICK, 650 00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:10,908 OR WE'RE GONNA LOSE OUR GIG! 651 00:15:10,951 --> 00:15:12,831 MEH. WHO CARES? 652 00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:14,161 (RECORD SCRATCHES) 653 00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:15,535 (SPITS) 654 00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:15,535 (GASPS) 655 00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:17,082 HE DOESN'T KNOW 656 00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:17,082 ANY SONGS? 657 00:15:17,124 --> 00:15:19,004 OR CARE ABOUT MUSIC? 658 00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:21,713 THIS IS THE GREATEST BAND 659 00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:21,713 OF ALL TIME. 660 00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:23,165 (APPLAUDING) 661 00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:25,384 WOW! THIS CROWD 662 00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:25,384 IS ON FIRE! 663 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,045 (SHRUGS) 664 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,045 MEH. 665 00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:29,183 OKAY. 666 00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:29,183 WHAT HAPPENED TO CORE? 667 00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:32,140 IT COULD ONLY BE 668 00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:32,140 ONE THING! 669 00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:34,351 THE SHOE-NIVERSATIES! 670 00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:36,312 KON: 671 00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:36,312 BUT IF HE USED 672 00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:36,312 THE SHOE-NIVERSITIES, 673 00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:39,812 WOULDN'T HE BE LIKE SUPER SMART 674 00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:39,812 AND KNOW EXTRA SONGS? 675 00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:42,856 NOT IF HE WALKED... 676 00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:42,856 BACKWARDS! 677 00:15:42,901 --> 00:15:45,151 HE MUST'VE WALKED BACKWARDS 678 00:15:42,901 --> 00:15:45,151 A BAZILLION MILES 679 00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:46,574 TO BUILD UP 680 00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:46,574 THIS KINDA STINK. 681 00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:49,703 HMM... 682 00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:49,703 HE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING, 683 00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:52,741 SO HE PROBABLY DOESN'T CARE 684 00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:52,741 ABOUT ANYTHING, EITHER. 685 00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:54,496 HE'S THE PERFECT HIPSTER! 686 00:15:54,537 --> 00:15:56,367 (PHONE BLEATS) 687 00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:57,754 COREY JUST CHECKED IN 688 00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:57,754 AT THE ZOO 689 00:15:57,791 --> 00:15:59,711 AND BLEATED "BEARS. MEH." 690 00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:01,251 QUICK! 691 00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:01,251 LET'S GO FIND HIM 692 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:03,924 BEFORE HE DOES SOMETHING ELSE 693 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:03,924 ANNOYINGLY BLASE! 694 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,093 MINA: 695 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,093 MAYBE THE HIPSTERS 696 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,093 DON'T LIKE YOU 697 00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:07,842 BECAUSE THEY THINK 698 00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:07,842 YOU'RE TRYING TOO HARD. 699 00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:10,604 SO I HAVE TO PUT MORE EFFORT 700 00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:10,604 INTO NOT TRYING SO HARD. 701 00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,427 THAT'S GONNA 702 00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,427 TAKE A LOT OF WORK. 703 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,062 MINA, PACE HARDER! 704 00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:15,848 (STOMPING) 705 00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:17,482 (BEAR GROWLS) 706 00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:22,018 I DON'T KNOW WHY 707 00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:22,018 THAT'S SO COOL. 708 00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:23,824 (ROARS) 709 00:16:23,858 --> 00:16:25,108 MEH. 710 00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:30,029 LANEY: 711 00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:30,029 HEY, KID! 712 00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:30,029 WHAT'S GOING ON? 713 00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:32,832 THAT BEAR WAS TRYING 714 00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:32,832 SO HARD TO BE A BEAR. 715 00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:34,907 WE GET IT, 716 00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:34,907 YOU ROAR. 717 00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:36,583 MEH. 718 00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:40,581 LANEY: 719 00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:40,581 APATHETIC BEAR, BORED CROWD. 720 00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:40,581 THIS REEKS OF HIPSTER COREY. 721 00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:41,785 (PHONE BLEATS) 722 00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:44,915 COREY SAYS, 723 00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:44,915 "SKYDIVING? WHATEVER." 724 00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:46,553 WEEEEEEEEEEEEE! 725 00:16:46,589 --> 00:16:49,049 I'VE FINALLY CONQUERED 726 00:16:46,589 --> 00:16:49,049 MY FEAR OF HEIGHTS! 727 00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:52,553 MEH. 728 00:16:52,595 --> 00:16:55,465 (SOBBING) 729 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:58,515 CAMERAMAN: 730 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:58,515 OH WOW! OH WOW! 731 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:58,515 A DOUBLE RAINBOW! 732 00:16:58,559 --> 00:17:00,649 -COREY: MEH. 733 00:16:58,559 --> 00:17:00,649 -CAMERAMAN: HE'S RIGHT. 734 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:03,607 YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN 735 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:03,607 A TRIPLE RAINBOW! 736 00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:06,398 MUSCLEHEAD: 737 00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:06,398 I AM REALLY STRONG! 738 00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:07,572 MEH. 739 00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:10,150 I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT 740 00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:10,150 LIKE THAT BEFORE. UGH! 741 00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:11,406 (PHONE BLEATS) 742 00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:13,617 LANEY: 743 00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:13,617 GUYS! IT'S ANOTHER BLEAT 744 00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:13,617 FROM COREY! 745 00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:17,868 "PARASAILING STRAPPED TO A BEAR 746 00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:17,868 ONTO UFO? LAME." 747 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:23,128 BOTH: 748 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:23,128 MEH. 749 00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:24,837 IF WE'RE GONNA PLAY OUR GIG 750 00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:24,837 TONIGHT AT THE BEAN BARN, 751 00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:26,378 WE NEED COREY 752 00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:26,378 TO SNAP OUT OF IT. 753 00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:27,710 (GASPS) 754 00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:31,425 HE NEEDS TO WALK FORWARD 755 00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:31,425 IN MY SHOE-NIVERSITIES! 756 00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:34,047 THAT'S IT! WE'LL NEVER BE 757 00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:34,047 ECCENTRIC SHOE BARONS 758 00:17:34,094 --> 00:17:36,474 WITH A NAME LIKE 759 00:17:34,094 --> 00:17:36,474 "SHOE-NIVERSITY!" 760 00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:38,977 (ENERGY HUMS) 761 00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:40,177 OH LOOK, KIN, 762 00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:42,806 OUR "ED-SHOE-CATIONS" 763 00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:42,806 ARE GLOWING! 764 00:17:42,854 --> 00:17:45,774 SEEMS LIKE HE'S WALKING A LOT 765 00:17:42,854 --> 00:17:45,774 BUT GOING NOWHERES. 766 00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:49,145 (SIGHS) DOESN'T ANYONE CARE 767 00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:49,145 ABOUT ANYTHING ANYMORE? 768 00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:50,993 I KNOW, IT'S SAD. 769 00:17:51,029 --> 00:17:53,069 IT IS? 770 00:17:51,029 --> 00:17:53,069 THE SHOES MUST BE WORKING. 771 00:17:53,113 --> 00:17:54,823 THEY'RE TEACHING COREY 772 00:17:53,113 --> 00:17:54,823 TO CARE! 773 00:17:54,866 --> 00:17:56,826 WE'VE GOTTA SPEED 774 00:17:54,866 --> 00:17:56,826 HIS RECOVERY UP. 775 00:17:56,868 --> 00:17:58,998 (CRANKS UP THE TREADMILL) 776 00:17:59,037 --> 00:18:01,077 IT MIGHT BE TOO MUCH 777 00:17:59,037 --> 00:18:01,077 TO FAST. 778 00:18:01,121 --> 00:18:03,001 YEAH, 779 00:18:01,121 --> 00:18:03,001 AND IT MIGHT NOT BE. 780 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,337 HE'S GONNA BLOW! 781 00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:08,377 (EXPLOSIONS) 782 00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:11,378 WELL, IT WORKED. 783 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,514 MOST ACCIDENTS HAPPEN 784 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,514 WHILE WALKING. 785 00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:15,181 IT'S A LONG WALK 786 00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:15,181 TO THE GIG, 787 00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:17,849 SO I'LL MAIL YOU THERE - 788 00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:17,849 WITH DAMAGE INSURANCE. 789 00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:20,309 I JUST CARE SO MUCH 790 00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:20,309 ABOUT YOU GUYS. 791 00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:22,519 AND MY SISTER. 792 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:24,140 SHE JUST WANTS TO BE LIKED. 793 00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:26,806 QUICK! TURN HIM BACK 794 00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:26,806 INTO A JERK! 795 00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:28,686 I TOTALLY SEE IT 796 00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:28,686 AND JUNK. 797 00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:30,073 IT'S THE PERFECT WAY 798 00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:30,073 TO PRETEND 799 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,109 I DON'T CARE ABOUT BEING POPULAR 800 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,109 WITH THE HIPSTERS, 801 00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:34,072 TO MAKE ME POPULAR 802 00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:34,072 WITH THE HIPSTERS! 803 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,363 YOINK! 804 00:18:35,406 --> 00:18:36,946 IT'S BULLETPROOF, TRINA. 805 00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:38,491 I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT 806 00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:38,491 IN ACTION. 807 00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:41,124 ♪ Pretending to be cool 808 00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:41,124 is cool ♪ 809 00:18:41,161 --> 00:18:43,751 REMEMBER, 810 00:18:41,161 --> 00:18:43,751 YOU DON'T LIKE ANYTHING. 811 00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,540 STAY FOCUSED. 812 00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:47,503 MEH. 813 00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:47,503 I KNOW, 814 00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:47,503 RIGHT? 815 00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:52,255 I DIDN'T ORDER NO PACKAGE 816 00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:52,255 THAT WEIGHS AS MUCH AS A BAND! 817 00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:53,588 LANEY: 818 00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:53,588 LET US OUT! 819 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,383 UNNNGGGH! 820 00:18:55,426 --> 00:18:57,296 BARNEY: 821 00:18:55,426 --> 00:18:57,296 (GASPS) WHERE'S COREY? 822 00:18:57,344 --> 00:18:59,224 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GO ON 823 00:18:57,344 --> 00:18:59,224 ANY MINUTE! 824 00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:00,773 COREY: 825 00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:00,773 THANKS FOR DOING THIS, 826 00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:00,773 NICK. 827 00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:03,557 TRINA'S TRYING SO HARD 828 00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:03,557 TO FIT IN HERE, 829 00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:07,311 BUT I KNOW SEEING YOU WOULD 830 00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:07,311 REALLY PUT A SMILE ON HER FACE. 831 00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:10,024 TRINA: 832 00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:10,024 NICK? HERE? 833 00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:10,024 CAN'T SMILE. 834 00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:12,646 THE HIPSTERS MIGHT SEE ME! 835 00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:14,113 (STRUGGLING) 836 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,403 NICK: 837 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,403 TRINA RIFFIN. 838 00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:17,736 IF THESE HIPSTERS DON'T LIKE YOU 839 00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:17,736 FOR WHO YOU ARE, 840 00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:19,742 JUST KNOW THAT 841 00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:19,742 NICK MALLORY DOES. 842 00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:21,124 HEART: 843 00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:21,124 O... M... 844 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,040 TRINA: 845 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,040 GEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! 846 00:19:23,079 --> 00:19:26,499 ♪♪ 847 00:19:43,891 --> 00:19:45,771 SIIIIIGH. 848 00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:49,520 COREY: 849 00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:49,520 KEEPING MY BAND SAFE, 850 00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:49,520 MAKING TRINA SMILE, 851 00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:51,193 (HEAVENLY CHOIR SINGS) 852 00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:51,193 AND GETTING A KILLER SONG. 853 00:19:51,231 --> 00:19:53,611 I'D SAY THIS IS 854 00:19:51,231 --> 00:19:53,611 OUR BEST GIG YET. 855 00:19:53,651 --> 00:19:55,701 TRULY, A WONDERFUL DAY! 856 00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:58,026 LANEY: 857 00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:58,026 UGH! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! 858 00:19:58,072 --> 00:20:01,242 ♪♪ 859 00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:03,293 ♪ If you're real ♪ 860 00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:07,327 ♪ Let's see those black-rimmed 861 00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:07,327 hipster shades ♪ 862 00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:08,833 ♪ Shades, shades, 863 00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:08,833 shades, shades ♪ 864 00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:12,375 Corey: 865 00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:12,375 ♪ Then we all can dance ♪ 866 00:20:12,419 --> 00:20:15,049 ♪ In our grandpa's 867 00:20:12,419 --> 00:20:15,049 vintage pants ♪ 868 00:20:15,089 --> 00:20:16,469 ♪ Whatever ♪ 869 00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:19,257 Corey: 870 00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:19,257 ♪ Don't act like 871 00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:19,257 nothin's cool ♪ 872 00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:20,471 Laney, Kon and Kin: 873 00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:20,471 ♪ Bad posture ♪ 874 00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:22,351 Corey: 875 00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:22,351 ♪ Who you tryin' to fool? ♪ 876 00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:24,058 Laney, Kon and Kin: 877 00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:24,058 ♪ Green energy ♪ 878 00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:27,188 Corey: 879 00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:27,188 ♪ Be what you're dying to be! ♪ 880 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:30,396 ♪ Just don't worry 'bout 881 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:30,396 who's gonna see! ♪ 882 00:20:30,437 --> 00:20:34,227 ♪ Just be wicked real like me ♪ 883 00:20:34,274 --> 00:20:38,454 All: 884 00:20:34,274 --> 00:20:38,454 ♪ Our band is lame now 885 00:20:34,274 --> 00:20:38,454 that we've wrote a song ♪ 886 00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:39,697 (CHEERING) 887 00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:41,619 KIN: 888 00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:41,619 AAAAAAND DONE. 889 00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:44,327 YOU GOTTA WALK BACKWARDS, DUDE. 890 00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:44,327 SLOWLY! 891 00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:46,578 I PUT THESE THINGS BACK TOGETHER 892 00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:46,578 MOSTLY WITH GUM. 893 00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:48,410 LANEY: 894 00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:48,410 AT LEAST WE CAN FIX THIS EASILY. 895 00:20:48,455 --> 00:20:51,035 I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE 896 00:20:48,455 --> 00:20:51,035 OF CARING COREY. 897 00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:52,294 CHANCE HAPPENING: 898 00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:52,294 THIS JUST IN... 899 00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:54,254 CITIZENS EVERYWHERE 900 00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:54,254 HAVE BECOME EYE-ROLLING, 901 00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:55,504 SHRUGGING HIPSTERS. 902 00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:57,666 WHO WILL MAKE THIS TOWN 903 00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:57,666 CARE AGAIN? 904 00:20:57,715 --> 00:21:00,215 I'LL TELL YOU WHO - 905 00:20:57,715 --> 00:21:00,215 ALL OF US. 906 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,509 BECAUSE NOT CARING 907 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,509 IS NOT LIVING. 908 00:21:02,553 --> 00:21:05,223 LIFE IS LIKE A SKYDIVING BEAR. 909 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,314 IT'S BIG, FAST, HAIRY, 910 00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:08,599 AND YOU SHOULD JUST ENJOY 911 00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:08,599 THE RIDE 912 00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:10,562 BEFORE IT BITES YOUR ARMS OFF. 913 00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,313 IF WE ALL JUST LEARN 914 00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,313 TO LIVE A LITTLE 915 00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:13,694 AND CARE A LOT, 916 00:21:13,731 --> 00:21:16,441 WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO FIX 917 00:21:13,731 --> 00:21:16,441 THIS TOWN. 918 00:21:16,483 --> 00:21:18,033 WHADDYA SAY, PEACEVILLE? 919 00:21:18,069 --> 00:21:19,069 ALL: 920 00:21:18,069 --> 00:21:19,069 MEH. 921 00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:20,492 WELL, I TRIED. 922 00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:22,239 THANKS FOR COMING OUT, 923 00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:22,239 EVERYONE! 52856

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