Original subtitles

♪ Got a band

that's really cool ♪

♪ Stealing words

from you-know-who ♪

♪ Playing gigs when we can,

trying to impress our fans ♪

♪ Older sister goes berserk ♪

♪ Her temper is

her biggest quirk ♪

♪ I got a plan

that might just work ♪

♪ Now, we're gonna rock

and we're gonna roll ♪

♪ We are Grojband, whoa! ♪

KIN:

IF YOU, ME, AND KON

MEET OUR FIERY DEATH

DURING A CHILI COOK OFF

GONE WRONG,

COREY WON'T HAVE A BAND

TO PLAY WITH.

SO, IN THE EVENT

OF THAT HAPPENING,

I CREATED THIS!

THE ONE MAN BAND PACK!

ONE TUG OF THE STRING

AND ALL YA GOTTA DO

IS SING!

SO YOU PLANNED

FOR OUR DEATHS?

(OVER MUSIC)

COOL HUH?

IT EVEN PLAYS SPEED METAL!

-(HEAVY METAL PLAYS)

-(SHUDDERING) B-B-B-R-R-O-O?

HMM. MIGHT NEED SOME

MINOR ADJUSTMENTS.

COREY:

CANCEL YOUR PLANS!

I ENTERED US IN THE PEACEVILLE

SCHOOL SYSTEM'S

ANNUAL BATTLE

OF THE BANDS!

PEACEVILLE'S BAND BATTLES

ARE NEVER STRAIGHT UP

MUSIC FIGHTS.

WHAT KIND OF COMPETITION

IS IT THIS YEAR?

GRECO-ROMAN CHECKERS?

QUILT-TO-THE DEATH?

KIN, KON:

CHILI COOK-OFF?!

EVEN BETTER:

EXTREME CURLING!

YEAHHHHH!

THE RAMPS! THE SPEED!

THE HIGH RISK OF INJURY!

CORE, EXTREME CURLING

IS SO DANGEROUS -

I SAY WE TAKE A VOTE.

ALL IN FAVOR OF ENTERING

THE EXTREME CURLING BATTLE

AND DYING BEFORE

WE LEARN TO DRIVE?

AGHHH. WHY DO I KEEP CALLING

THESE VOTES?

I DON'T KNOW, LANES.

BUT I'LL FILE A PROTEST

IN YOUR NAME.

LET'S GO!

♪ Gotta be allowed to drive ♪

OW!

TRINA:

MINA, STOP FEELING PAIN!

I NEED TO GET BETTER AT THIS.

DO YOU KNOW HOW

EMBARRASSING IT WAS

GETTING CUT FROM

THE SCARF-KNITTING TEAM?

(FLAMES ROAR)

I DON'T KNOW WHY IT STARTED

ON FIRE, IT JUST DID!

AM I TEAM CAPTAIN

OR WHAT?!

UGH! WHY EVEN TRY?

WHO CARES ABOUT SCHOOL

AND DOING THINGS AND STUFF?

(CELL PHONE BLEATS)

NICK MALLORY DOES.

HE JUST BLEATED CONGRATS

TO THE SCARFING TEAM.

(READS)

NICK BLEATS THAT 4TH PLACE

IS ALMOST CLOSE

TO NEARLY WINNING!

KEEP THAT SCHOOL SPIRIT

COMING!

NICK LOVES SCHOOL SPIRIT?

THIS IS MY IN!

IF NICK LOVES SCHOOL SPIRIT,

THEN I LOVE FAKING LOVING IT.

WHEN'S THE NEXT SPIRIT THINGY?

TODAY.

EXTREME CURLING.

PERFECT!

I LOOK ULTRA CUTE

WHEN I'M CURLING.

KIN:

THIS IS GOING TO BE AWESOME.

ANY IDEA WHO WE'RE PLAYING?

NOPE. IT'S MORE DRAMATIC

TO FIND OUT

WHEN IT'S TOO LATE

TO BACK OUT.

I HOPE IT'S THE WINNERS

FROM CHAMPION HIGH.

THEY ALWAYS LOSE!

CARRIE:

(CONDESCENDING LAUGH)

NOT SORRY TO DISAPPOINT YOU,

GROSSBAND,

BUT YOU'RE NOT PLAYING

WINNERS.

YOU'RE PLAYING US.

THE NEWMANS? OUR WORST ENEMIES

AND FIERCEST RIVALS?!

READY TO LOSE AGAIN,

COREY?

I'M NEVER READY WHEN I LOSE!

AND BEATING ME AT CURLING

IS GONNA BE A LOT HARDER

THAN BEATING ME AT PINBALL!

MAN, WE HAVE GOT TO WORK

ON HIS TRASH TALK.

NICK SAYS POPCORN

IS THE PERFECT SNACK

TO FUEL UP

HIS SCHOOL SPIRIT.

TRINA:

HI, NICK!

LOOK HOW GOOD I AM AT

CURLING BECAUSE YOU LIKE IT!

TOTALLY CUTE AND SPIRITY,

RIGHT?

WHY ISN'T NICK WATCHING ME

SPIRIT CURL?

I THOUGHT HE LOVED

THIS JUNK.

I THINK NICK CAME HERE

FOR THE CURLING GAME.

CURLING GAME?!

SOMEONE THINKS SHE

CAN OUT-CURL ME?!

NICK! WATCH ME CURL!

(TAPS, MIC FEEDBACK)

SPORTS FANS, WELCOME TO

THE BATTLE OF THE BANDS:

EXTREME CURLING EDITION!

(CHEERING)

PLEASE GIVE A LOUD

"THIS IS OUR HOUSE" BOO

TO OUR VISITORS, THE NEWMANS!

CROWD:

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

AND YOUR HOME TEAM...

GROJBAND!

(CROWD CHEERS)

NOW THE RULES.

MEMBERS FROM EACH TEAM

WILL MOUNT THEIR STONES

CONNECTED TO THEIR MUSICAL

INSTRUMENT.

CONTESTANTS WILL THEN FLY DOWN

THEIR RAMPS AT HIGH SPEED

BEFORE SOARING MAJESTICALLY

THROUGH THE AIR

AND OVER THE HOUSE

TO ENGAGE IN A PHYSICAL

BATTLE-JOUST FOR SUPREMACY?

THAT'S TERRIFYING.

THE TEAM WITH THE MOST ROCKS

CLOSEST TO CENTER

WINS THE GAME

AND THE RIGHT TO ROCK OUT

BEFORE THEIR PEERS.

THIS IS INSANE.

A GOOD MAYOR WOULD BAN THIS!

HAVE FUN!

CARRIE, KIM, KONNIE:

WICKED. COOL. RAD.

GALS? I'M NOT BUILT

FOR THIS

AND I DIDN'T BRING MY INHALER.

COREY, KIN, KON:

SWEET. AWESOME. AMAZING.

GUYS? THIS IS KINDA SMASHY.

I'M ACTUALLY HOPING TRINA

WILL MONKEY WRENCH THIS PLAN.

NO DICE, LANES.

WHEN WE WEAR THESE HELMETS,

SHE WON'T EVEN KNOW IT'S US!

BESIDES, I THINK

SHE'S A BIT PREOCCUPIED.

-(HAIR SIZZLES)

-NICK LOOK! NICK LOOK!

NICK LOOK! NICK LOOK!

UM, TRINA?

IT LOOKS LIKE-

THIS! IT LOOKS LIKE THIS!

NICK LOOK!

NICK SAYS SORRY,

BUT NICK'S EXCITED TO GET

HIS SCHOOL SPIRIT TO MAX-PEP

AND DOESN'T WANT

TO MISS ANYTHING.

I CAN RAISE YOUR SPIRIT.

WATCH ME CURL MY HAIR AGAIN.

ADORBS, RIGHT?

C'MON, TEAM,

SHOW YOUR STUFF!

OUR SCHOOL SPIRIT'S

NOT HIGH ENOUGH! YAAAY!

NICK SAYS CHEERLEADERS

ARE THE BEST THING FOR SPIRIT -

AFTER WINNING.

MINA, WHY AREN'T I

A CHEERLEADER?

UM...

I DON'T KNOW WHY THE GYMNASIUM

STARTED ON FIRE,

IT JUST DID!

SO AM I TEAM CAPTAIN

OR WHAT?!

IF CHEERING FOR OUR TEAM

WILL RAISE NICK'S SPIRIT,

THEN I'LL BE THE TEAM CAPTAIN

OF DOING THAT!

GREAT IDEA, TRINA,

BUT THAT MEANS YOU'LL

BE CHEERING FOR YOUR BR-

OTHER WORDS ARE NOT NEEDED!

COREY:

OKAY, KIN, YOU'RE FIRST.

KIN:

I'VE PROGRAMMED MY KEYBOARD

TO PLAY NEW WAVE SYNTH TONES.

I'LL SURF THE SOUND WAVES

AND DROWN KIM IN MY WAKE.

EASY.

YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?

SHE LOOKS MAD.

(SNARLS)

ON YOUR MARK, GET SET...

(BLOWS AIRHORN)

(EMITS A SOUNDWAVE)

AGHHH!

(CRASHING)

MAYOR MELLOW:

1-0 NEWMANS!

-THIS IS TERRIBLE!

-(CROWD BOOS)

DON'T WORRY, LANES.

WE'RE ONLY DOWN ONE

AND KON'LL TOTALLY BEAT KONNIE.

I MEAN NOBODY

CAN OUT DRUM KON!

(DRUMMING)

HEY! HEY! HAY!

WEEEEE!

(WHOOSHING)

(GASP) BA-DUM-BUM.

(CYMBAL CRASHES)

YES!

WITH 2 ROCKS IN THE HOUSE,

THE NEWMANS ARE DOMINATING!

IT'S A MIRACLE NO ONE

HAS BEEN PULVERIZED.

NICK SAYS WE'RE LOSING.

NICK SAYS... (SIGHS)

TRINA:

NICK, NICK, HAVE NO FEAR!

YOUR PERSONAL CHEERLEADER'S

HERE!

YOU ASKED FOR SPIRIT,

YES, YOU DID!

HERE'S A SPIRIT PYRAMID!

LOOK HOW MUCH SPIRIT I HAVE!

(STRUGGLING GRUNTS)

-(CRACK)

-WHOA! OOF!

MINA!

I'M TRYING TO BE SPIRITY!

NICK'S PYRAMID IS BROKEN.

NICK'S TEAM IS LOSING.

NICK'S STARTIN' NOT TO BELIEVE

IN NOTHIN' NO MORE.

(GASP) MINA!

NICK'S SPIRIT ISN'T

GONNA RISE IF OUR TEAM -

WHOEVER THEY ARE -

DOESN'T WIN!

ACTUALLY,

"OUR" TEAM INCLUDES COR-

EEEENOUGH!

CAN'T YOU SEE MY SPIRIT

IS TOO LOW

TO LISTEN TO YOU

RIGHT NOW?

RAISE IT FOR ME!

TRINA, TRINA,

RHYMES WITH MINA!

C'MON TRINA, YOU CAN DO-

YOU'RE, LIKE, BRUTAL.

♪ Brutal dance transition ♪

I KNOW YOU'RE SCARED,

LANES, BUT-

THAT WAS BEFORE.

WE NEED THIS.

I'M GOING TO END LARRY.

(SCREAMS)

I DON'T WANNA DO THIS!

(AIRHORN BLOWS)

(PLAYING BASS)

AHHH! TOO FAST!

TOOOO FAAAAAAAAAST!

YES! LET IT BE DONE!

AH!

(THE CROWD ERUPTS IN CHEERS)

MAYOR MELLOW:

NOW IT ALL COMES DOWN

TO A FINAL JOUST

TO DETERMINE OUR CHAMPION,

WHO WINS THE RIGHT

TO ROCK THE HOUSE!

PARAMEDICS ARE STANDING BY!

(CROWD CHEERS)

THERE'S NO WAY I'M GONNA

LOSE TO CARRIE.

UM, CORE?

WE DON'T EVEN HAVE

LYRICS IF YOU DO WIN.

WE'LL BE BOOED OUTTA HERE

BY OUR OWN SCHOOL!

WE GOT A POINT,

NICK HAS A SMILE!

LAY DOWN, MINA,

LETS DOG PILE!

DO IT, MINA!

MINA:

(GROANS IN PAIN)

NICK SAYS,

SCHOOL SPIRIT IS FUN.

I'M MAKING NICK HAPPY!

GO WHOEVER OUR TEAM IS!

TRINA DOESN'T KNOW

SHE'S CHEERING FOR US!

ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS WIN

THEN POP OUR HELMETS OFF -

SHE'LL GO DIARY FOR SURE!

THIS ONE'S GONNA BE CANDY.

NO ONE OUT-SOLOS ME!

IT'S BATTLE OF THE BANDS,

NOT BATTLE OF THE SOLOS.

THE SINGER IS THE FRONT MAN,

BUT THE BAND PROPELS HIM.

KIN?

YES, SIR?!

ONE MAN BAND ME.

LET'S ROCK!

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR MOTHERS

LET YOU DO THIS!

BUT- (SOUNDS AIRHORN)

(PLAYING A ROCK RIFF)

(QUIVERS)

(STRUMS A CORD)

LIKE, YAYYYYYYYYY!

AND JUNK!

(CHEERING) YEAH!

NICK SAYS (INHALES) AHHH,

THERE'S THE SPIRIT.

NICK IS AT FULL SPIRIT!

I'M SOOOOO HAPPY!

THIS YEARS WINNER IS GROJBAND!

YEAH, LET'S HEAR IT FOR-

WAIT. WHAT?

I TRIED TO TELL YOU. YOU'RE

CHEERING FOR YOUR BROTHER.

THANKS FOR THE CHEERS, SIS.

COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT

WITHOUT YOU.

I SEE.

(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS)

♪♪

(FLAMES ROAR)

(PEN RASPS)

(FLAME HISSES)

NICK SAYS TRINA NEEDS

TO CHILL OUT.

AND NICK IS COOL ENOUGH

TO HELP.

(BLOWS, ICE CRACKS)

♪ If there's a big old heap ♪

♪ We're on top of it ♪

♪ Wow! This hill

is really steep ♪

♪ And we're the summit ♪

♪ You tried to stop us ♪

♪ With the trash

you've been talking ♪

♪ But you can't

bring us down ♪

♪ 'Cause now this house

is rockin' ♪

♪ We are victorious! ♪

(unexpected)

♪ We are victorious ♪

♪ Victory! Yeah! ♪

SORRY TO RATTLE YOU, GIRLS,

BUT EXTREME CURLING

IS OUR WORLD!

I'M A BOY.

CLOSE IT, LARRY.

(SIGHS)

(TEETH CHATTERING)

GUYS, IT'S WICKED

THAT WE ROCKED THAT PLACE,

BUT I'M PRETTY SORE.

TOTALLY. IS MY ARM SUPPOSED

TO HAVE 4 ELBOWS?

AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE DONE

WITH SPORTS.

SURE SPORTS GIVE YOU

EXTRA ELBOWS

AND A STRONG SPIRIT

WHICH COMES IN HANDY

FIGHTING YOUR WAY TO

THE FRONT OF A BUFFET LINE,

BUT HONESTLY?

SPORTS MAINLY JUST HURT

REALLY, REALLY BAD.

AND THAT'S NOT GOOD.

RIGHT GUYS?

ALL:

(GROAN, THEN THUD)

THANKS FOR COMING OUT,

EVERYONE!

KIN:

A HUNDRED YEARS AGO,

MUSIC WAS RECORDED ON THESE

CRAZY WAX CYLINDERS.

MUSIC ON WAX!

(CHUCKLES)

THEY HAD SO MANY NEW IDEAS

IN THE PAST!

WE COULD USE IT

TO RECORD OUR GIG TODAY.

A HUNDRED YEAR OLD SONG ON

A HUNDRED YEAR OLD CANDLE.

WELL, THE CYLINDER IS NEW.

I MADE IT TODAY.

OUT OF HUNDRED-YEAR OLD

CANDLES.

COREY:

HEY, GUYS!

I FOUND SOME OLD PHOTOS

OF GREAT-GRANDPAPPY RIFFIN!

KIN, KON:

STORY TIME!

THIS IS SILAS RIFFIN.

HE WROTE THE ORIGINAL

PEACEVILLE ANTHEM,

ONE HUNDRED YEARS AGO TODAY!

I WAS EXPECTING AN OLD-TIMEY

MUSTACHE.

HEY! IT'S OUR GREAT-GRANDADS,

FLYNN AND FLONN!

THEY LOOK EVEN MORE

ALIKE THAN WE DO!

STILL NO MUSTACHES,

THOUGH.

THIS MUST HAVE BEEN TAKEN

WHEN THEY BURIED

THE PEACEVILLE TIME CAPSULE.

KON:

I HOPE THOSE SUSPENDERS

ARE INSIDE

WHEN MAYOR MELLOW

OPENS IT TODAY!

KIN:

THERE'S THE MUSTACHE!

YEAH. THAT'S MY GREAT

GRANDMA JANEY.

SHE WAS IN THE CIRCUS.

ANYWAY, IT'S GONNA BE AWESOME

TO ROCK THAT ANTHEM

100 YEARS AFTER GREAT

GRANDPAPPY RIFFIN WROTE IT!

GO PLAY IN A HOLE, COREY.

WE ONLY NEED ONE RIFFIN TODAY -

ME!

NICK MALLORY AND I

ARE RE-ENACTING

THE TOWN-FOUNDING HUG,

AND I DON'T WANT IT SPOILED

WITH GROJNOISE.

A HUG MAY HAVE STARTED

PEACEVILLE,

BUT THE NEXT HUNDRED YEARS

WILL BE BUILT ON A FOUNDATION

OF ROCK!

COREY'S NOT GOING TO RUIN

MY NICK-HUGGING!

TODAY IS ABOUT MY FAMILY

HISTORY!

DON'T YOU HAVE THE SAME

FAMILY HISTORY?

MINA! EWWW.

♪ Wicked cool transition ♪

MAYOR MELLOW:

HAPPY 100TH BIRTHDAY,

PEACEVILLE!

YOU DON'T LOOK A DAY OVER 99!

WE'RE GONNA OPEN YOUR PRESENT,

SING YOU A SONG,

AND THEN BRING BACK THE EMBRACE

THAT STARTED THE PLACE!

I'M BUZZ NEWSWORTHY.

AND I'M CHANCE HAPPENING.

WHAT'S ALL THIS ABOUT A HUG,

YOU ASK?

TRINA RIFFIN

AND NICK MALLORY

ARE DESCENDANTS OF THE SILAS

RIFFIN AND BRICK MALLORY

WHO CREATED PEACEVILLE

WITH A HUG.

PRE-HUG THOUGHTS,

HUNKY NICK MALLORY?

NICK MALLORY'S HUGS

ARE LEGENDARY,

BUT TODAY,

THEY'RE HISTORIC.

ANYTHING YOU WANNA SAY ABOUT

HUGGING HUNKY NICK MALLORY?

(FRANTIC GIGGLING)

OKAY, PEACEVILLIANS,

TIME TO POP THE TOP

AND LET THE ANTHEM BEAT DROP!

(RHYTHMIC DRUMMING)

MAYBE THERE'S GOLD INSIDE,

TOO!

(COUGHS)

NOPE. JUST THE ANTHEM.

(CRICKET CHIRPS)

(WIND GUSTS)

YUCK! READING.

SCROLLY COW, TRINA!

THIS ANTHEM TOTALLY HARSHES

ON THE RIFFINS

AND THE MALLORYS!

THEY NEARLY DESTROYED

PEACEVILLE WITH A FEUD

AND HAD TO HUG

TO MAKE IT STOP!

WHY DID YOU TEAR OFF

THE BOTTOM?

CUZ THAT'S THE PART WHERE THEY

HUG AND APOLOGIZE TO EACH OTHER.

ISN'T THAT A GOOD THING?

UGH, MINA.

LIKE SO UGH.

COREY STARTS A WICKED FEUD.

FOLKS LIKE HURT EACH OTHER

AND JUNK.

THEN, MY HUG WITH NICK FIXES

EVERYTHING.

LOVE WIN!

COOL IDEA, TRINA.

BUT WON'T THE TOWN BE LIKE,

TOTALLY, REALLY DESTROYED?

IT'LL BE WORTH IT.

THERE'S PROBABLY

A SAYING THAT SAYS SO.

AND NOW, TO SING THE ANTHEM HIS

GREAT-GRANDPAPPY WROTE,

COREY RIFFIN!

UM, WHERE ARE THE LYRICS?

RIGHT HERE, COREY.

(EVIL LAUGH)

WHY DID TRINA

JUST ENCOURAGE YOU?

AH, THERE'S PLENTY OF TIME

TO WORRY ABOUT THAT LATER.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PEACEVILLE!

♪ Peaceville, Peaceville ♪

♪ The town that tops 'em all ♪

♪ Your future is a shiny one, ♪

♪ Your past was just a brawl ♪

♪ Brick Mallory's

whole family's ♪

♪ The lamest one in town ♪

♪ But the lyrics

for this anthem ♪

♪ Are the ones that

Brick wrote down ♪

♪ Us Riffins were exposed

as frauds ♪

♪ And a battle soon ensued ♪

♪ And we all accused,

abused and bruised, ♪

♪ Each-other in a feud...? ♪

THE MALLORYS WERE LAME?

I'M SHOCKED!

THE RIFFINS WERE LYRIC

THIEVES?!

I'M SHOCKED.

I GUESS THIEVERS

GONNA THIEVE!

AND LAMERS GONNA LAME!

CURSE THOSE RIFFINS!

CURSE THOSE MALLORYS!

WHY ARE WE FIGHTING?!

YOU SAW THE FLASHBACK!

IT'S FAMILY TRADITION!

(ANGRY CROWD YELLS)

DON'T WORRY.

NICK AND TRINA WILL HUG,

AND EVERYTHING WILL BE FIXED.

FOLKS LIKE A NICE

HISTORIC HUG!

CONGRATS, TRINA!

THE FEUD IS SO ON!

AND NOW TO MAKE FUTURE

HISTORY

BY HUGGING NICK AND BRINGING

THE TOWN TOGETHER

WITH A LOVE-DISPLAY!

(LOUD CRUNCH)

(GASPS)

IF NICK'S FAMILY HISTORY

IS ONE OF HUGE LAMENESS,

THEN NICK'S COOL

WITH BEING LAME.

(CHOMPS)

YOUR REALITY JUST BROKE,

DIDN'T IT?

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HUG LAME

NICK MALLORY, ARE YOU?

OKAY,

SO THAT'S A PROBLEM.

BUT ONLY A FEW PEOPLE

WERE HERE TO HEAR THAT ANTHEM.

NO BIG DEAL.

THIS JUST IN:

OLD PEACEVILLE ANTHEM

TELLS A STORY OF A-BRAWLIN'

AND ATHEIVIN'!

AND WE CARRIED IT LIVE!

WILL HISTORY REPEAT ITSELF,

TEARING THE TOWN APART

AS THE OLD MALLORY/RIFFIN FEUD

RE-IGNITES?

THIS IS A MALLORYS-ONLY

TABLE.

GRRRRR -

RAAAAHHHH!!!!!

THE RIFFINS JUST AREN'T

VERY NICE BOYS!

SO IMPOLITE!

I'LL END YOU,

MALLORITE!

(STRUGGLING, GRUNTING

TO WHACK EACH OTHER)

(FEROCIOUS FIGHT)

WELL, THOSE DOGS MAY HAVE HAD A

STANDING CONFLICT OF THEIR OWN.

THEY'RE TOO SMART

TO BE MAD ABOUT LYRIC THEFT.

SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE

RIFFIN-LOVER.

FIST JUST IN!

BUZZ DOWN.

FINE, IT'S A BIG DEAL.

BUT IT ISN'T A HUGE DEAL.

THIS WALL WILL KEEP

YOU THIEVES OUT!

OH YEAH? WHAT ARE WE GONNA

STEAL FROM YOU?

THE LAME MALLORY WALK?

(MEAN SPIRITED LAUGHTER)

(GROWLS)

EAST AND WEST PEACEVILLE,

PLEASE!

WE CAN'T JUST DIVIDE OUR TOWN!

UNLESS YOU BOTH GOT MAYORS!

AND I AM THAT MULTI-TASKIN'

MAN!

I'LL MAKE SURE BOTH PEACEVILLES

ARE THE BEST PEACEVILLE!

OKAY.

SO IT'S A HUGE DEAL.

BUT NOT TOO HUGE TO FIX

WITH A NEW ANTHEM ABOUT UNITY.

WE JUST NEED LYRICS.

AND YOU'RE JUST THE RIFFIN

TO STEAL THEM?

EXACTLY! ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS

GET TRINA TO HUG NICK.

ONE DIARY MOMENT LATER,

AND WE'VE GOT HUGGY-WUGGY

CALM-YOU-DOWN LYRICS!

BUT TRINA DOESN'T SEEM LIKE

SHE WANTS TO HUG NICK.

SHE DOESN'T SEEM LIKE

SHE WANTS TO DO ANYTHING.

WHAT'S UP WITH TRINA?

SHE JUST KINDA SHUT DOWN

WHEN NICK MALLORY BECAME LAME.

DO WE HAVE TIME FOR ME

TO PANIC

AND RUN AROUND SHOUTING

"IT'S ALL OVER?"

-NO.

-FINE.

LET'S GO WITH PLAN B -

A CLEVER SOLUTION.

♪ Wicked Cool Transition ♪

(CHOMP)

HEY, NICK, ANY CHANCE YOU MIGHT

WANT TO STOP EATING RAW ONIONS,

QUIT BEING LAME,

AND BE HUGGABLY COOL AGAIN?

SORRY, RIFFIN,

NICK DIGS TRADITION.

FEUD ON!

THERE'S NO WAY TRINA'S GONNA

HUG NICK IF HE'S LAME,

NO MATTER HOW COOL

HE MAKES IT LOOK.

YEAH. SHE PROBABLY

THINKS IT'S...

(IN TRINA VOICE)

LIKE, ULTRA FORBIDDEN

AND JUNK OR WHATEVER UGH!

SOLID TRINA IMPRESSION,

LANES.

AND EXTRA-SOLID IDEA-GIVING.

PLAN DOUBLE-B!

I HOPE YOU LIKE THE COLOR.

AND ALSO TALK AGAIN.

I'M SCARED.

TRINA? YOU GOTTA HUG NICK.

NICK'S LAME.

UP HAS BECOME DOWN.

LEFT HAS BECOME WEDNESDAY.

TRINA,

YOU'RE THE COOLEST.

(GAG)

OH, THAT ALMOST MADE ME PUKE.

AND NICK IS LAME.

YOUR LOVE IS UNCOOL.

SO AGAINST COOL-RULES.

YEAH. BUT COOL ON LAME LOVE

IS FORBIDDEN LOVE.

WHICH MAKES IT HASHTAG...

UBER-ROMANTIC...

(ANGRY MOB YELLING)

(ONIONS THUD)

(HEAVENLY CHOIR SINGS)

(GRUNTING)

I WANT ROMANTIC

FORBIDDEN HUGS!

NICK LOVES LAME!

AND I LOVE LAME NICK!

A MALLORY HUGGING A RIFFIN?

WHAT WOULD OLD BRICK MALLORY

SAY?

HE'D SAY-IT'S....

FOOOOOOOORBIIIIIDDEEEEEEN!

♪♪

(PEN RASPS)

(BUBBLES POP)

(HEAVENLY CHOIR SINGS)

PEOPLE OF EAST

AND WEST PEACEVILLE!

IT'S TIME TO STOP

THE FIGHTING!

MAYOR MELLOW:

HUGS ARE NICE AND ALL,

BUT NOT NICE ENOUGH

TO TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!

AAAND DONE.

A HUNDRED YEARS AGO,

THE RIFFINS STOLE OUR ANTHEM

FROM THE MALLORYS!

NOW, THE RIFFINS

WROTE A NEW ANTHEM,

AND WE WANT TO GIVE IT BACK!

NICK,

WILL YOU SING A BANDAID

ONTO THE SCRAPED ELBOW

OF OUR TOWN?

NICE MOVE, RIFFIN.

NICK LOVES RIGHTING

THE WRONGS OF HISTORY.

COREY:

LET'S ROCK THIS TOWN

BACK TOGETHER!

♪ Peaceville, Peaceville ♪

♪ We have you in our heart ♪

♪ Brothers, sisters ♪

♪ All of us have loved you

from the start ♪

♪ The Mallory

and Riffin clans ♪

♪ Have dropped their fists

of rage ♪

♪ And we're moving on

all together now ♪

♪ Into a brand new age ♪

♪ No barriers

will ever divide us ♪

♪ All together we stand ♪

♪ Peaceville we just want

to tell you ♪

♪ We all think you're grand! ♪

♪ Oh Peaceville, Peaceville ♪

♪ Our heats beat in our chest ♪

♪ There is no better place

to live ♪

♪ Boy, you are the best! ♪

(CROWD CHEERS)

NICK THINKS THE PAST

IS IN THE PAST.

AND THE PRESENT IS COOL.

(SNAPS FINGERS)

(HEAVENLY CHOIR SINGS)

CHANCE HAPPENING HERE,

SAYING HAPPY 100TH BIRTHDAY,

PEACEVILLE.

WHAT SHE SAID!

SO... WE GOOD?

YEAH. FOR SURE.

LET'S NEVER BUILD A LITERAL

WALL BETWEEN US AGAIN!

(SOBBING)

LOOKS LIKE WE DID IT,

CORE.

DID WE, LANES?

I'M NOT SO SURE.

I THINK LOVE DID IT...

AND THEFT.

AND EATING RAW ONIONS

UNTIL YOU SMELL WEIRD.

YOU CAN STEAL PEACE

FROM SOMEONE

AND KEEP IT IN YOUR POCKET,

AND PASS IT OFF AS YOUR OWN.

A HUNDRED YEARS LATER

THE TRUTH'LL COME OUT,

AND YOU'LL HAVE TO STEAL

ALL OVER AGAIN

TO MAKE IT RIGHT.

WE CAN'T TAKE THE BLAME

FOR HISTORY.

BUT WE CAN TAKE THE CREDIT

FOR A RE-GIFTED PRESENT.

NO, I MEANT WE FIXED

EVERYTHING.

OH! YEAH,

THAT WAS ALL US.

THANKS FOR COMING OUT,

EVERYONE.