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♪ Got a band that's
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really cool, stealing words
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from you-know-who ♪
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♪ Playing gigs when we can,
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trying to impress our fans ♪
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♪ Older sister goes berserk,
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her temper is her
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biggest quirk ♪
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♪ I got a plan
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that just might work ♪
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♪ Now, we're gonna rock
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and we're gonna roll ♪
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♪ We are Grojband, whoa! ♪
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(SOBBING)
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BUZZ NEWSWORTHY,
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LIVE AT THE NEW GYM BARN,
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WHERE BULGING MUSCLE-HEADS
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HAVE SOMETHING IN THEIR EYES.
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TEARS!
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GYM OWNER, GYM BARNEY,
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WHY ARE THESE VEINY MONSTERS
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NOT SCREAMING
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AND MOVING METAL PLATES
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UP AND DOWN?
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DUNNO. I'M STUMPED,
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AND I'M GETTIN' STUMPER.
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THIS PLACE MAY HAVE
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TO CLOSE.
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IT'S OBVIOUS
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WHY THEY'RE CRYING:
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IT'S THAT SUPER-LAME
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GYM MUSIC!
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JUST TWO MORE.
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(WEEPING)
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WHAT'S THE POINT?
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SO WHAT'S THE OVERCOMPLICATED
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WAY WE SHOULD FIX THIS, CORE?
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WELL, LANES,
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IRON IS A METAL,
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AND METALS ARE FOUND IN ROCKS,
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AND ROCK IS WHAT WE DO,
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SO WE'RE GONNA ROCK THE GYM BARN
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AND FUEL THE NEXT WORKOUT CRAZE!
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GREAT PLAN, COREY!
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I'D BE SO JACKED RIGHT NOW
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IF IT WEREN'T FOR THAT MUSIC!
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(BONES CRACK)
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UNGH!
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MINA! QUIT BENDING BETTER
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THAN ME.
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I'M DOING YOGA.
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IT'S THE ANCIENT
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INDIAN DISCIPLINE OF-
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(SNARLS)
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I THOUGHT WORKING OUT
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WAS FOR UN-CUTE PEOPLE, NICK,
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UNTIL I LEARNED THAT YOU
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WERE A PERSONAL TRAINER.
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NICK'S GOT YOU ON
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A ONE-AB-PER-WEEK PROGRAM...
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FOR SIX WEEKS.
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WHAT-AB-ER YOU SAY.
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♪ Wicked cool transition ♪
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WHOA! THIS PLACE IS DEAD,
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GYM BARNEY.
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YUP. IT'S BEEN DYIN' SINCE
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I BOUGHT IT.
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-WHAT GIVES?
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-IT'S THIS MUSIC.
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IT'S BRINGING FOLKS DOWN,
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NOT PUMPING THEM UP.
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WELL, WHAT DO I DO?
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IT'S ALL I GOT ON MY NON-BRAND
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NAME PERSONAL MUSIC PLAYER!
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WE CAN ROCK THOSE JOCKS,
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AND MAKE THIS GYM
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THE PLACE TO PUMP!
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WE'LL PLAY HERE EVERY DAY,
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STARTING NOW!
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NOW! NOW! NOW!
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NOW! NOW! NOW!
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COREY'S LAME TUNES ARE
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GONNA RUIN MY NICK-TRAINING!
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MINA, WARM UP FOR ME
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WHILE I'M GONE.
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MAKE SURE TO SWEAT!
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THERE'S NO WAY GROJ-BLAND
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IS GONNA PUMP UP YOUR PATRONS.
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YOU SHOULD JUST TOSS THEM
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IN THERE.
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YOU MEAN TRY THEIR MUSIC OUT
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ON THE ROCKER-SIZE CLASS FIRST,
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SO I DON'T RISK SCARING AWAY
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MY LAST THREE APE-LIKE
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BEEF-MONSTERS?
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WHATEVER.
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THE DOOR LOCKS, RIGHT?
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ROCKER-SIZE?
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THAT'S RIGHT
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IN OUR WHEELHOUSE!
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BARNEY: BLANCHE, BERTHA
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AND BEATRICE HERE,
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THE THREE HARDEST-TO-PLEASE
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GRANNIES IN TOWN.
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IF YOU CAN BUILD UP
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THESE BIDDIES,
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I'LL GIVE YOU THE CHANCE
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TO ROCK EVERY DAY
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AND SAVE MY GYM.
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I'M PULLIN' FOR YA.
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GOOD LUCK "ROCKING"
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THESE GRANNIES INTO SHAPE.
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♪ Wicked cool transition ♪
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LISTEN, YOU TADPOLES,
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THIS GYM BETTER NOT CLOSE DOWN.
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WE PAID FOR 50 CLASSES!
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OH, BEATRICE,
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DO BE NICE.
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I'M SURE THEY'LL GIVE US
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OUR MONEY BACK.
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I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING!
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THERE'S NO WAY WE'RE SPENDING
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50 WEEKS IN HERE.
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WE'RE GONNA PROVE THAT WE CAN
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ROCK THESE GRANNIES, FAST,
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BY COMPRESSING
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50 WEEKS OF MUSIC
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INTO 5 SECONDS!
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BY HAVING
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A THOUSAND HANDS?
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WOW!
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JACK ATTACK ENERGY BARS!
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THESE THINGS WERE TAKEN OFF
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THE MARKET
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BECAUSE THIS ONE GUY
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ATE ONE
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AND JUST TURNED INTO
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PURE LIGHT!
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THESE MUST BE
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THE LAST FOUR LEFT.
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(ENERGY HUMS)
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LET'S SEE IF THESE THINGS
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REALLY UNLEASH
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THE INFINITE BEAST
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LIKE THEY CLAIM.
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ALL:
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WHOA!
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SPEED METAL TIME!
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(SPEED METAL MUSIC PLAYS)
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AGGGGHHHHHHHH!
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(SPEED METAL MUSIC PLAYS)
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(EXPLOSIONS)
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WHAT A RUSH!
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WITH NO SIDE EFFECTS!
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NOT FOR US, ANYWAY.
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OH, DEAR! MY SLEEVES!
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LOOK WHAT YOU TADPOLES DID!
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I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!
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(LOUD CRASH)
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GIRLS, I'M TIRED OF THINGS
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NOT BEING LIKE THEY SHOULD
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AROUND HERE.
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WOULDN'T IT BE NICE
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TO JUST FORCE THE TOWN
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TO BE PROPER...
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WITH FORCE?
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HECK YEAH!
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-(LOUD CRASH)
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-(SCREAMING)
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WE REALLY PUMPED UP
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THOSE GRANNIES,
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EH, GYM BARNEY?!
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WHEN DO WE START?
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MY WALLS!
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CORE, WE JUST TURNED
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THREE GRANNY-MONSTERS LOOSE
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ON THE CITY!
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SO THEY HUG A FEW BUILDINGS
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BEFORE NAP TIME.
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COOL OUT, LANES.
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OH, BOY! A TV!
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CHANCE HAPPENING:
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THIS JUST IN!
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THREE HUGELY-MUSCLED
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GRUMPY GRANNIES
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HAVE COMPRESSED 50 WEEKS
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OF TAKING OVER PEACEVILLE
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INTO 5 SECONDS!
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THE HULKING, BULGING,
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TWITCHING, SWEATERED DARLINGS
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HAD THIS TO SAY.
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WE JUST HAD A NICE LITTLE CHAT
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WITH MAYOR MELLOW,
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AND WE ALL AGREED THAT
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PEACEVILLE NEEDS TO BE NICE.
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BEHAVE!
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AND BE QUIET!
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BEDTIME IS NOW 6:00 P.M.
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BE VERY AFRAID.
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LOOKS PRETTY NORMAL
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TO ME.
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(HUMMING)
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AGGGHHHH!
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AREN'T YOU GOING TO HELP
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AN OLD LADY CROSS THE STREET?
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SUCH POOR MANNERS.
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-AGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!
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-(EXPLOSION)
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WELL, WE SHOULD BE
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MORE POLITE.
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-(DOG BARKS)
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-(PEOPLE SCREAM IN TERROR)
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YOUR MONGREL SHOULD BE
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ON A LEASH!
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-(DOG WHIMPERS)
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-(OWNER GRUNTS IN PAIN)
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HEY! HEY! OFF THE GRASS,
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HOOLIGANS!
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RULES ARE RULES.
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RIGHT?
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(JIG-LIKE MUSIC PLAYS)
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-(LOUD CRASH)
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-ARRR!
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KEEP IT DOWN!
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-(LOUD SPLASH)
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-(EXPLOSION)
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THAT'S ROUGH,
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BUT THOSE PIRATES DID MAKE US
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WALK THE PLANK.
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(ENGINES REV)
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NICE AND SLOW,
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YOU TADPOLES!
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(TIRES SCREECH)
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(SMASH)
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DON'T HURRY, DEARIE.
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SAFETY FIRST!
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CORE, THIS TOWN
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IS A WHOLE LOT SAFER,
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AND A WHOLE LOT MORE
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DANGEROUS.
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BUT ON THE UPSIDE, WE'VE SEEN
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A LOT OF NEAT STUFF TODAY!
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♪ Crushing people
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is kinda neat! ♪
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OKAY, SO MAYBE THE TOWN IS RULED
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BY APE-LIKE GRANNY TYRANTS.
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CAN WE CALL THEM GRANDMAPES?
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NO! GORILLANDMAS!
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ANYWAYS... IN THIS GARAGE,
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LIFE STILL ROCKS!
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LET'S JAM!
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(PLAYS A POWER CHORD)
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AGHHH! QUIET!
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BUT WE'RE A BAND!
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A LOUD ONE!
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DO I HAVE TO CUT ME
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A SWITCH?
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THAT MEANS CUT A SMALL BRANCH
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FROM A TREE
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AND WHACK YOUR BOTTOMS
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WITH IT!
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ALL:
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OHHHHHH! NO!
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GOOD.
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BEDTIME IN FIVE MINUTES.
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DON'T MAKE ME TUCK YOU IN!
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(GROWLS FEROCIOUSLY)
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THINGS BAD ENOUGH
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FOR YOU NOW, CORE?
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OF COURSE THEY ARE.
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THIS IS EXACTLY THE KIND
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OF THING
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THAT WOULD MAKE THINGS
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BAD ENOUGH FOR ME.
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OH BOY! A TV!
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CHANCE HAPPENING:
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IT'S ALMOST BEDTIME!
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GO TO BED! QUICK!
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-BEFORE THEY FIND YOU!
280
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-(HEAVY STOMPING)
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NOW LET'S GET THAT MAKEUP OFF!
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NO ONE WANTS THE NEWS
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FROM A PAINTED FLIRTY-BIRD!
284
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THERE'S NO FLIRTIER BIRD
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THAN TRINA.
286
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IF WE TURNED THESE GRANNIES
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LOOSE ON HER,
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SHE'D GO DIARY
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FOR SURE.
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FOR ONCE, I DON'T SEE HOW
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LYRICS ARE GONNA HELP.
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WE NEED A TANK.
293
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LOOK, IF LOUD, FAST,
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SPEED METAL
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GOT THOSE GRANNIES
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PUMPED UP,
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NICE, EASY, SLOW METAL
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MIGHT CALM THEM DOWN.
299
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WELL, IT'S ALMOST BEDTIME,
300
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SO WE'D BETTER MOVE FAST.
301
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I DON'T WANNA
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GET TUCKED IN.
303
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WE NEED BAIT TO LURE THOSE
304
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GORILLANDMAS BACK TO TRINA.
305
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YES! HE PICKED MY NAME!
306
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WHAT DO I WIN?
307
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(PLAYS HIGH-PITCHED NOTE
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ON TRUMPET)
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GREAT PRIZE FOR HAVING
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THE WINNING NAME!
311
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(OVER-BLOWS NOTE)
312
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I'M EATING AFTER BEDTIME
313
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AND MAKING LOTS OF NOISE!
314
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(ANGRY YELLING)
315
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IF NICK KEEPS DEMONSTRATING
316
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CRUNCHES,
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HE MAY END UP
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WITH THE MYTHICAL SEVENTH AB.
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JUST A FEW DOZEN MORE.
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I ALMOST UNDERSTAND
321
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WHAT TO DO.
322
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HEY, TRINA,
323
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WHY DON'T YOU COUNT NICK'S ABS?
324
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GET OUT OF HERE,
325
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COREY!
326
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THAT IS A GOOD IDEA,
327
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THOUGH.
328
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(TRUMPETS LOUDLY)
329
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(GROWLS)
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ONE...
331
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(LOUD CRASH)
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IT'S PAST YOUR BEDTIME,
333
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TADPOLES!
334
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LOOK!
335
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A GIRL TOUCHING A BOY!
336
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AND WEARING A SHORT SKIRT?
337
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TOO MUCH ANKLE!
338
00:08:02,607 --> 00:08:03,647
(TRINA SCREAMS)
339
00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:06,108
SO MUCH MAKEUP!
340
00:08:07,112 --> 00:08:08,242
AGGGHHHHHHHH!
341
00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:11,699
NOW, LET'S BUN UP THAT HAIR,
342
00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:11,699
HOLLYWOOD!
343
00:08:11,741 --> 00:08:13,291
UNGH!
344
00:08:13,327 --> 00:08:15,077
AND NO KISSING
345
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UNTIL IT'S PROPER!
346
00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:17,000
WHEN WILL IT BE PROPER?
347
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TEN YEARS SHOULD DO.
348
00:08:18,706 --> 00:08:20,036
TEN YEARS?
349
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EEEEEEEEE!
350
00:08:21,751 --> 00:08:23,921
WHERE YOU GOIN',
351
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DEARIE?
352
00:08:23,962 --> 00:08:26,172
FIVE SECONDS AGO,
353
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THINGS WERE ABSOLUTELY GREAT!
354
00:08:26,214 --> 00:08:29,054
I MISS THE GOOD OL' DAYS!
355
00:08:29,092 --> 00:08:31,012
(GROWING SCREAM)
356
00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:33,600
(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS)
357
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♪♪
358
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(FLAMES WHOOSH)
359
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(SCRIBBLING FURIOUSLY)
360
00:08:45,817 --> 00:08:47,187
(ENERGY HUMS)
361
00:08:47,235 --> 00:08:48,445
(SPLASH)
362
00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:51,610
(FLAME HISSES)
363
00:08:54,659 --> 00:08:57,159
(HEAVENLY CHOIR SINGS)
364
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LADIES, WE'RE SORRY
365
00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:59,124
WE WERE SO LOUD BEFORE.
366
00:08:59,164 --> 00:09:00,924
HOW ABOUT A QUIET SONG
367
00:09:00,957 --> 00:09:02,827
ABOUT THE WAY THINGS
368
00:09:00,957 --> 00:09:02,827
USED TO BE?
369
00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:06,546
OH, YOU CAN STAY UP
370
00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:06,546
FOR ANOTHER FIVE MINUTES.
371
00:09:06,587 --> 00:09:09,377
♪ It seems like a minute ago ♪
372
00:09:09,424 --> 00:09:12,304
♪ Things were bright
373
00:09:09,424 --> 00:09:12,304
and all aglow ♪
374
00:09:12,344 --> 00:09:15,854
♪ But today's so very grey ♪
375
00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:18,019
♪ A display of decay ♪
376
00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:21,978
♪ But the best was yesterday ♪
377
00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:25,070
♪ Yesterday ♪
378
00:09:25,106 --> 00:09:27,686
♪ We were all cheery back then ♪
379
00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:30,994
♪ So have a seat,
380
00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:30,994
do you remember when ♪
381
00:09:31,029 --> 00:09:33,409
♪ The times they where happy ♪
382
00:09:33,448 --> 00:09:36,618
♪ And the clothes
383
00:09:33,448 --> 00:09:36,618
were snap-snap-snappy ♪
384
00:09:36,659 --> 00:09:40,499
♪ Oh yesterday ♪
385
00:09:40,539 --> 00:09:42,999
♪ The smiles
386
00:09:40,539 --> 00:09:42,999
they where smiling ♪
387
00:09:40,539 --> 00:09:42,999
(yeah)
388
00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:45,591
♪ The styles where styling ♪
389
00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:45,591
(yeah)
390
00:09:45,626 --> 00:09:48,456
♪ Today will never ♪
391
00:09:45,626 --> 00:09:48,456
(No)
392
00:09:48,505 --> 00:09:51,005
♪ Whatsoever ♪
393
00:09:48,505 --> 00:09:51,005
(No)
394
00:09:51,049 --> 00:09:54,799
♪ Be as good as yesterday ♪
395
00:09:54,844 --> 00:09:57,434
♪ Yesterday ♪
396
00:09:57,472 --> 00:10:00,812
♪ Yeah, the best was yesterday ♪
397
00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:06,150
♪ Yesterday ♪
398
00:10:06,189 --> 00:10:07,769
♪ Yesterday ♪
399
00:10:13,196 --> 00:10:16,406
WOW. AB NUMBER SEVEN.
400
00:10:13,196 --> 00:10:16,406
GOOD SESSION, NICK.
401
00:10:16,450 --> 00:10:19,410
(GASPS AND SIGHS)
402
00:10:19,453 --> 00:10:20,623
CAN SOMEONE HELP ME?
403
00:10:20,661 --> 00:10:22,791
I'VE BEEN IN A LOT OF PAIN
404
00:10:20,661 --> 00:10:22,791
ALL DAY.
405
00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:24,330
(SNORING)
406
00:10:25,584 --> 00:10:27,634
WELL, THEY'RE ASLEEP
407
00:10:25,584 --> 00:10:27,634
AND ROCKING.
408
00:10:27,668 --> 00:10:30,418
THEY'LL BE BACK TO NORMAL
409
00:10:27,668 --> 00:10:30,418
IN 49 MORE CLASSES.
410
00:10:30,464 --> 00:10:31,974
JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU,
411
00:10:30,464 --> 00:10:31,974
LANES,
412
00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:34,086
YOU CAN LEARN TO ROCK
413
00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:34,086
IN FIVE SECONDS,
414
00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:36,644
BUT IT COULD TAKE A LIFETIME
415
00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:36,644
TO UNLEARN.
416
00:10:36,677 --> 00:10:39,097
THE HARDER YOU ROCK,
417
00:10:36,677 --> 00:10:39,097
THE YOUNGER YOU FEEL,
418
00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:40,599
YOU CAN TAKE THE WORLD
419
00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:40,599
BY THE FACE
420
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,640
AND PUNCH IT INTO
421
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,640
WHATEVER YOU WANT.
422
00:10:42,683 --> 00:10:44,693
AS LONG US YOU NEVER FORGET
423
00:10:42,683 --> 00:10:44,693
TO REMEMBER
424
00:10:44,727 --> 00:10:46,437
TO NEVER STOP ROCKING.
425
00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:49,270
-SO DID WE HELP BARNEY?
426
00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:49,270
-I DOUBT IT.
427
00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:50,896
THANKS FOR COMING OUT,
428
00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:50,896
EVERYONE!
429
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,743
ALL:
430
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,743
(COLLECTIVE SIGH)
431
00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:57,530
THIS WHOLE TOWN
432
00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:57,530
HAS BEEN EMO
433
00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:59,624
SINCE SWEET BARNEY'S
434
00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:59,624
CANDY FACTORY BURNED DOWN.
435
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:02,039
YOU CAN HEAR
436
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:02,039
THE ENTIRE TOWN SIGHING.
437
00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:04,208
TOWN:
438
00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:04,208
(COLLECTIVE SIGH)
439
00:11:04,247 --> 00:11:06,867
MAYBE SOME LATE-BREAKING NEWS
440
00:11:04,247 --> 00:11:06,867
WILL CHEER US UP!
441
00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:08,496
THIS JUST IN!
442
00:11:08,543 --> 00:11:11,423
THE HAPPIEST MAN IN THE WORLD
443
00:11:08,543 --> 00:11:11,423
IS DANCING INTO TOWN!
444
00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:12,713
ALL:
445
00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:12,713
WOW!
446
00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:14,255
(HAPPY WHISTLING)
447
00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:19,183
STARDUST KISSES
448
00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:19,183
FOR EVERYONE!
449
00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:20,260
EXCUSE, ME, SIR!
450
00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:21,925
WHO ARE YOU,
451
00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:21,925
AND HOW ARE YOU HAPPY ENOUGH
452
00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:24,353
TO MAKE YOUR OWN MUSIC
453
00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:24,353
APPEAR FROM NOWHERE?
454
00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:25,482
MY NAME IS TORBO,
455
00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:27,599
AND I'M FROM A PLACE
456
00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:27,599
NEXT TO DREAMLAND
457
00:11:27,646 --> 00:11:29,806
WHERE THE ROADS
458
00:11:27,646 --> 00:11:29,806
ARE PAVED WITH JOY!
459
00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:31,937
ARE YOU INSANE?
460
00:11:31,983 --> 00:11:34,363
NOOOOOPE!
461
00:11:31,983 --> 00:11:34,363
I'M JUST HAPPY ALL THE TIME.
462
00:11:34,402 --> 00:11:36,992
YOU CAN HIDE FROM ANY PROBLEM
463
00:11:34,402 --> 00:11:36,992
BEHIND A SMILE!
464
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,490
MEET ME IN THE HEART
465
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,490
OF YOUR TOWN,
466
00:11:38,532 --> 00:11:39,822
AND I'LL SHOW YOU HOW!
467
00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:41,576
SEEMS LEGIT TO ME, FOLKS!
468
00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:44,368
THAT DUDE IS DEFINITELY
469
00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:44,368
A ROBOT.
470
00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:47,712
ANYONE ELSE THINK IT'S CREEPY
471
00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:47,712
WHEN FOLKS ARE TOO HAPPY?
472
00:11:47,748 --> 00:11:49,708
I THINK IT'S A CREEP-ORTUNITY!
473
00:11:49,750 --> 00:11:52,420
HAPPY FOLKS ARE HALFWAY
474
00:11:49,750 --> 00:11:52,420
TO BEING HAPPY FANS.
475
00:11:52,462 --> 00:11:53,962
BUT THAT GUY'S A FAKE.
476
00:11:54,005 --> 00:11:55,835
"HIDE BEHIND A SMILE?"
477
00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:57,682
PEOPLE WILL SEE THROUGH HIM
478
00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:57,682
EVENTUALLY.
479
00:11:57,716 --> 00:11:59,676
YOU'RE RIGHT! WE BETTER HURRY
480
00:11:57,716 --> 00:11:59,676
AND GET IN ON THIS!
481
00:11:59,718 --> 00:12:01,428
BOYS: GO, GROJBAND, GO!
482
00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:03,011
(GROANS)
483
00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:07,976
WOW! WOULDN'T IT BE NICE
484
00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:07,976
IF EVERYONE COULD JUST BE HAPPY?
485
00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:10,689
NO! BUT WHAT WOULD BE MAX-NICE
486
00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:10,689
IS ME BEING HAPPY.
487
00:12:10,771 --> 00:12:12,361
AND NOTHING WOULD
488
00:12:10,771 --> 00:12:12,361
MAKE ME HAPPIER
489
00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:15,609
THAN TURNING THIS HAPPY BASH
490
00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:15,609
INTO A COREY BASH. (LAUGHS)
491
00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:17,862
♪ Happy bash transition ♪
492
00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:20,704
-TORBO: WHO'S HAPPY?
493
00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:20,704
-CROWD: NOT ME!
494
00:12:20,739 --> 00:12:23,409
WELL, SOMEONE OUT THERE
495
00:12:20,739 --> 00:12:23,409
IS HAPPY!
496
00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:25,701
JUST IMAGINE THAT LUCKY
497
00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:25,701
SO-AND-SO
498
00:12:25,744 --> 00:12:27,664
AND PRETEND YOU WERE THEM!
499
00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:30,876
HAPPINESS IS A DREAM
500
00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:30,876
IN YOUR HEART,
501
00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:34,207
AND A SPECIAL SELF-WELDING
502
00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:34,207
BRACELET ONTO YOUR WRISTS!
503
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:37,304
CROWD:
504
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:37,304
(OOHS AND AHHS)
505
00:12:38,717 --> 00:12:41,297
NOW WHO'S THE HAPPIEST?
506
00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:43,054
CROWD:
507
00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:43,054
WE ARE!
508
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,346
HEY, SMILEY GUY!
509
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,346
WE'RE GROJBAND,
510
00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:47,230
THE HAPPIEST BAND IN TOWN!
511
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:50,227
WE'D LOVE TO GET THIS CROWD
512
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:50,227
GRINNIN' AND WINNIN'!
513
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:53,230
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!
514
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:53,230
THEY'RE HAPPY FAKERS!
515
00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:55,483
CHECK OUT HOW UNHAPPY
516
00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:55,483
THEY REALLY ARE!
517
00:12:55,525 --> 00:12:56,935
MINA, TECH SUPPORT!
518
00:12:58,403 --> 00:13:00,613
SEE HOW EASY IT IS
519
00:12:58,403 --> 00:13:00,613
TO UPSET THEM?
520
00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:01,985
IT'S PATHETIC!
521
00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:04,581
ALL I HAVE TO DO IS RUIN A GIG
522
00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:04,581
OR WHATEVER - SO FUN!
523
00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:07,698
(CHUCKLES)
524
00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:07,698
SORRY, BUT ONLY A HAPPY BAND
525
00:13:07,746 --> 00:13:10,786
CAN INSPIRE THE PURE HAPPINESS
526
00:13:07,746 --> 00:13:10,786
I NEED TO LIVE!
527
00:13:10,831 --> 00:13:13,131
EEERP! I MEAN,
528
00:13:10,831 --> 00:13:13,131
I LIVE FOR HAPPINESS!
529
00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:15,877
ANY-WHOZITS,
530
00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:15,877
I'M HAPPY TO TURN YOU DOWN!
531
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,590
(LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)
532
00:13:18,632 --> 00:13:21,262
SORRY, GUYS,
533
00:13:18,632 --> 00:13:21,262
I GUESS THERE'S NO GIG.
534
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:24,011
I DESTROYED COREY IN FRONT
535
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:24,011
OF ALL THESE PEOPLE!
536
00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:26,773
I'M SO HAPPY AND JUNK!
537
00:13:27,766 --> 00:13:29,096
DOESN'T THIS GIRL'S JOY
538
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:30,942
JUST CHARGE YOUR ENERGY CELLS
539
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:30,942
RIGHT UP!
540
00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:33,767
ERP! I MEAN,
541
00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:33,767
WARM YOUR HEART?!
542
00:13:33,812 --> 00:13:35,482
CROWD:
543
00:13:33,812 --> 00:13:35,482
(CHEERS)
544
00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:37,023
WHAT NOW, CORE?
545
00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:38,356
WE JUST NEED ANOTHER CHANCE.
546
00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:40,401
ANOTHER CHANCE FOR HAPPINESS?
547
00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:42,695
TORBO, WE ARE THE HAPPIEST BAND
548
00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:42,695
IN TOWN!
549
00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:44,159
AND WE CAN PROVE IT!
550
00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:46,618
YOU DON'T NEED TO PROVE IT!
551
00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:46,618
YOU JUST NEED TO WEAR IT!
552
00:13:50,664 --> 00:13:53,424
COOOOOOOL!
553
00:13:50,664 --> 00:13:53,424
IT MATCHES MY GLASSES!
554
00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:54,828
-WHAT?
555
00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:54,828
-UM...
556
00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:57,545
IS WHAT I WOULD SAY IF I KNEW
557
00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:57,545
WHAT ACCESSORIZING WAS.
558
00:13:57,587 --> 00:14:00,877
THIS MIGHT SOUND WEIRD,
559
00:13:57,587 --> 00:14:00,877
BUT I FEEL REALLY GOOD.
560
00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:02,513
LANEY:
561
00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:02,513
I THINK SOMETHING'S WRONG,
562
00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:05,180
BUT THAT JUST MAKES ME HAPPIER!
563
00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:06,349
YEAH, I FEEL GREAT,
564
00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:08,927
BUT I'M ALWAYS IN
565
00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:08,927
A PRETTY GOOD MOOD.
566
00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:12,143
SEE? IT'S AS EASY
567
00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:12,143
AS ONE ZERO ONE ZERO!
568
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:14,975
ERP! I MEAN,
569
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:14,975
ONE-TWO-THREE!
570
00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:17,571
YEAH! EASY!
571
00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:17,571
WHO NEEDS A GIG?!
572
00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:20,567
I'M SO HAPPY TO PRESENT
573
00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:20,567
COREY'S MOST HATED RIVALS,
574
00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:22,610
-THE NEWMANS!
575
00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:22,610
-(CROWD CHEERS)
576
00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:26,124
HELLO PEACEVILLE!
577
00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:26,124
EVERYTHING IS THE GREATEST EVER!
578
00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:27,947
(PLAYING A TUNE)
579
00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:30,082
COOL! I HATE THESE GUYS!
580
00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:32,329
WE SHOULDN'T LIKE THAT
581
00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:32,329
THE NEWMANS TOOK OUR GIG.
582
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,212
BUT WE DO!
583
00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:37,538
LET'S GO THANK TORBO
584
00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:37,538
FOR SHOWING US HOW TO BE HAPPY!
585
00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:38,995
LET'S SKIP!
586
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:45,301
-(ENERGY HUMS)
587
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:45,301
-SUCH A HAPPY LITTLE PUPPY!
588
00:14:45,343 --> 00:14:47,053
-(PANTING HAPPILY)
589
00:14:45,343 --> 00:14:47,053
-(TOY SQUEAKS)
590
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:49,928
-(ENERGY HUMS)
591
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:49,928
-(DOG WHIMPERS)
592
00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:51,392
IS THERE ANYTHING
593
00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:51,392
MORE DELICIOUS
594
00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:54,352
THAN A PUPPY'S HAPPINESS?
595
00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:54,352
(MANIACAL LAUGHTER)
596
00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:59,112
WOW! TORBO SUCKED THE JOY
597
00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:59,112
RIGHT OUT OF THAT PUPPY!
598
00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:00,478
THAT'S HORRIBLE!
599
00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:03,565
AND AWESOME!
600
00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:03,565
MY THUMB IS UP SO MUCH,
601
00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:05,491
I THINK IT MIGHT BREAK!
602
00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:07,200
THERE IT GOES.
603
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:10,200
THAT PUPPY WAS WEARING
604
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:10,200
ONE OF THESE BRACELETS!
605
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:12,753
I LOVE HOW SCARED
606
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:12,753
THIS MAKES ME!
607
00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:15,207
I BET THEY'RE
608
00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:15,207
SOME SORT OF DEVICE
609
00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:15,207
THAT MAKES YOU FEEL HAPPY,
610
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:18,248
SO TORBO CAN SUCK EVERY LAST
611
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:18,248
JOY-DROP OUT OF YOUR EYEBALLS.
612
00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:20,632
(LAUGHS)
613
00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:20,632
WHO'S UP FOR SOME MUSIC?!
614
00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:22,000
ALL:
615
00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:22,000
YEAH!
616
00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:23,626
(MUSIC PLAYS)
617
00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:27,929
CARRIE: THANK YOU!
618
00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:27,929
WE ARE THE NEWMANS!
619
00:15:27,968 --> 00:15:29,928
WOW! THEY REALLY CRUSHED IT!
620
00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:33,220
I FEEL GREAT, BUT...
621
00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:33,220
(GRUNTS)
622
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:36,436
CLAPPING FOR THE NEWMANS?
623
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:36,436
IT'S JUST... (GRUNTS) WRONG!
624
00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:37,937
AGGGHHHHHH!
625
00:15:37,978 --> 00:15:40,568
(BRACELET FIZZLES)
626
00:15:37,978 --> 00:15:40,568
PHEW!
627
00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:42,819
(BRACELETS FIZZLE)
628
00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:47,034
AW! THAT STYLISH BRACELET
629
00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:49,201
COULD HAVE GONE FROM
630
00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:49,201
THE BOARDROOM TO THE BALLROOM!
631
00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:52,910
-WHO ARE YOU?
632
00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:52,910
-GUYS, SOMETHING'S WRONG HERE!
633
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:55,752
(TEETH CRACK AND SHATTER)
634
00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:58,579
THIS PARTY IS REACHING
635
00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:58,579
LEGENDARY STATUS!
636
00:15:58,625 --> 00:15:59,825
IF IT HAD BUBBLES,
637
00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:02,296
THERE'D BE NO REASON
638
00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:02,296
TO EVER GO HOME!
639
00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:04,296
PARTY DANIMAL,
640
00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:04,296
THIS ISN'T A PARTY!
641
00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:06,468
IT'S A BRAINWASH BASH!
642
00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:08,717
DOESN'T EVERYONE'S BRAIN
643
00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:08,717
NEED A NICE WASH?
644
00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:11,010
ORRRRR A BUBBLE BATH?
645
00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:12,723
(GIGGLES)
646
00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:17,269
(ENERGY HUMS)
647
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,440
SO WE'RE AGREED?
648
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,440
BAD? THIS?
649
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:22,019
FOR SURE.
650
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:22,019
WE NEED TO PANIC PEOPLE, FAST!
651
00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:25,778
...AND THAT FOLKS IS THE BUZZ
652
00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:25,778
IN PEACEVILLE.
653
00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:27,319
WE'VE GOT TERRIFYING NEWS!
654
00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:29,031
QUICK!
655
00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:29,031
PUT US ON TV!
656
00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:30,661
IS IT ABOUT HOW TORBO
657
00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:30,661
IS UP TO SOMETHING?
658
00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:33,118
AND HOW SOME PEOPLE
659
00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:33,118
ARE SO HAPPY IT HURTS?
660
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:35,199
UH, YEAH.
661
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:35,199
SO DO I GO ON THE AIR NOW,
662
00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:37,714
-OR DO I NEED MAKEUP?
663
00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:37,714
-THIS JUST IN!
664
00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:40,167
HORRIBLE, SHOCKING NEWS
665
00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:40,167
FROM THE LAST THREE TOWNS
666
00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:42,037
TORBO HAS VISITED!
667
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:44,004
BUZZ NEWSWORTHY:
668
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:44,004
NORTH MOUNTAINFIELD,
669
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:44,004
SOUTH MOUNTAINFIELD,
670
00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:45,964
AND EXTRA-SOUTH MOUNTAINFIELD,
671
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:48,925
NOW FILLED WITH PILES OF DUST
672
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:48,925
THAT WERE ONCE PEOPLE,
673
00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:50,587
THEIR HAPPINESS SUCKED OUT!
674
00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:53,345
AND NOW, TORBO'S HERE
675
00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:53,345
IN PEACEVILLE.
676
00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:56,017
WHICH CAN ONLY MEAN
677
00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:56,017
ONE THING:
678
00:16:56,056 --> 00:16:58,056
BOTH:
679
00:16:56,056 --> 00:16:58,056
WE'RE THE HAPPIEST TOWN
680
00:16:56,056 --> 00:16:58,056
OF ALL!
681
00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:01,440
(LAUGHING GIDDILY)
682
00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:01,440
WOO-HOO!
683
00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:03,939
GONNA GO AHEAD AND SAY
684
00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:03,939
WE'RE ALL DOOMED.
685
00:17:03,982 --> 00:17:05,362
A LITTLE FAITH, LANES.
686
00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:07,859
THE END OF THE NEWS
687
00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:07,859
IS USUALLY A CUTE STORY.
688
00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:11,112
AND MAYOR MELLOW HAS
689
00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:11,112
JUST TAKEN THE STAGE.
690
00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:12,865
CITIZENS OF PEACEVILLE!
691
00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:15,827
LET'S ALL MOVE
692
00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:15,827
TO A LARGE ENCLOSED AREA
693
00:17:15,869 --> 00:17:18,039
WHERE NONE OF US
694
00:17:15,869 --> 00:17:18,039
WILL BE ABLE TO ESCAPE!
695
00:17:18,078 --> 00:17:20,328
FROM HAPPINESS!
696
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:22,463
WELL, AT LEAST WE KNOW
697
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:22,463
WHERE TO MAKE OUR LAST STAND.
698
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:23,630
TO THE STADIUM!
699
00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:25,748
♪ Wicked happy skull face! ♪
700
00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:27,415
(CHEERING)
701
00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:31,971
(BLOWS A KISS)
702
00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:31,971
THE SOUND OF PURE BLISS!
703
00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:34,390
WELL, TIME TO SUCK THE LIFE,
704
00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:34,390
JOY AND HAPPINESS
705
00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:36,678
FROM THESE POOR
706
00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:36,678
UNSUSPECTING DRONES!
707
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,273
(LAUGHS)
708
00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:40,057
WE CAN'T LET THIS HAPPEN!
709
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:42,020
IF TORBO TAKES AWAY
710
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:42,020
PEACEVILLE'S HAPPINESS,
711
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,941
IT'LL BE WORSE THAN A THOUSAND
712
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,941
CANDY FACTORY CLOSINGS!
713
00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:46,231
IMPOSSIBLE!
714
00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:48,573
WE HAVE TO DO WHAT GROJBAND
715
00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:48,573
HAS NEVER DONE:
716
00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:50,239
BRING A CROWD DOWN!
717
00:17:50,277 --> 00:17:52,317
WE NEED A TUNE
718
00:17:50,277 --> 00:17:52,317
THAT'LL DEPRESS THESE FOLKS
719
00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:54,533
SO THERE'S NOTHING
720
00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:54,533
FOR TORBO TO DRAIN!
721
00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:57,325
(ENERGY HUMS,
722
00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:57,325
MANIACAL LAUGHTER)
723
00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:01,253
(ENERGY HUMS,
724
00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:01,253
MANIACAL LAUGHTER)
725
00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:07,995
HURRY, CORE!
726
00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:07,995
WE NEED THOSE LYRICS FAST!
727
00:18:08,046 --> 00:18:11,046
HEY, EVERYONE,
728
00:18:08,046 --> 00:18:11,046
IT'S COREY THE LOSER!
729
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,930
WANNA SEE ME SMASH HIM
730
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,930
A SECOND TIME?
731
00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:15,137
(CROWD CHEERS)
732
00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:19,347
SEE?! THEY LOVE ME!
733
00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:19,347
THEY THINK I'M SPECIAL!
734
00:18:19,390 --> 00:18:20,770
THEY DON'T LOVE YOU!
735
00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:23,978
WHEN EVERYONE'S THIS HAPPY,
736
00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:23,978
EVERYTHING'S SPECIAL!
737
00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:25,860
YOU'RE WRONG!
738
00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:25,860
AND I'D TELL YOU WHY,
739
00:18:25,897 --> 00:18:28,357
BUT MY LIPS SEEM TO BE
740
00:18:25,897 --> 00:18:28,357
STUCK TO MY TEETH!
741
00:18:28,399 --> 00:18:30,739
LET'S TALK ABOUT SPECIAL,
742
00:18:28,399 --> 00:18:30,739
SHALL WE, FOLKS?
743
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,357
-IS SHE SPECIAL?
744
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,357
-ALL: YEAH!
745
00:18:32,403 --> 00:18:33,783
-COREY: IS HE SPECIAL?
746
00:18:32,403 --> 00:18:33,783
-ALL: YEAH!
747
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:35,821
-WHAT ABOUT THIS MIC?
748
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:35,821
-ALL: YEAH!
749
00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:37,615
ARE THOSE SPEAKERS SPECIAL?
750
00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:40,198
-ALL: YEAH!
751
00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:40,198
-HOW ABOUT THAT STALE
752
00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:40,198
CHEESE SANDWICH?
753
00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:43,214
-ALL: YEAH!
754
00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:43,214
-WHAT ABOUT ME,
755
00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:43,214
AM I SPECIAL?
756
00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:44,957
ALL:
757
00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:44,957
YEAH!
758
00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:46,539
(STRUGGLING GRUNTS
759
00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:46,539
AND GROWLS)
760
00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:49,004
WHAT?! NO!
761
00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:52,085
-WHA?!
762
00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:52,085
-HE'S NOT SPECIAL!
763
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,471
IF COREY'S SPECIAL,
764
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,471
THEN I DON'T WANNA BE!
765
00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:56,638
NOTHING SHOULD BE SPECIAL!
766
00:18:56,677 --> 00:19:01,017
NOOOOOOOTHIIIIIIING!!!
767
00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:02,427
(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS)
768
00:19:03,935 --> 00:19:08,475
♪♪
769
00:19:08,522 --> 00:19:10,362
(SCRIBBLES FURIOUSLY)
770
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:14,900
(ENERGY HUMS)
771
00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:18,450
(FLAMES HISS)
772
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:24,368
(HEAVENLY CHOIR SINGS)
773
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:27,463
LET'S BRING THINGS DOWN
774
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:27,463
A LITTLE.
775
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,630
♪ Just when I thought
776
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,630
I was special ♪
777
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:32,209
♪ I realized it's a lie ♪
778
00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:37,644
♪ A single close-up tear
779
00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:37,644
escapes from my eye ♪
780
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:42,473
♪ Every time
781
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:42,473
that I close my eyes ♪
782
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:45,595
♪ Or turn off the light ♪
783
00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:49,483
♪ Everything around me fades
784
00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:49,483
out of sight ♪
785
00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:53,987
♪ I will over pronounce
786
00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:53,987
every syllable ♪
787
00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:55,607
♪ That I say to you ♪
788
00:19:56,988 --> 00:20:01,658
♪ And excessively overuse
789
00:19:56,988 --> 00:20:01,658
personal pronouns too ♪
790
00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:08,708
♪ Just so you will
791
00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:08,708
understand clearly ♪
792
00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:11,089
♪ That there is no hope,
793
00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:11,089
no joy ♪
794
00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:14,127
♪ No smiles, no love,
795
00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:14,127
No puppies, no kittens ♪
796
00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:16,172
♪ And everything stinks ♪
797
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,507
(CRYING)
798
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,853
CHEER UP, GLOOMY SAD-FACED
799
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,853
FELLOW TOWNS-DUDES,
800
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:24,179
WE JUST SAVED YOU!
801
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:27,563
WAHHH! I'M DYING!
802
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:32,518
ROBO-DY-ING.
803
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:32,518
(FIZZLES)
804
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,025
WHOA! TORBO'S A ROBOT!
805
00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:36,437
DIDN'T I CALL THIS IN,
806
00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:36,437
LIKE, SCENE TWO?
807
00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:38,195
♪ It was pretty happy, yes ♪
808
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,907
THANKS FOR THE SOLAR HAT!
809
00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:42,867
I WAS, ORIGINALLY,
810
00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:42,867
A SOLAR-POWERED CLOWN, ACTUALLY.
811
00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:44,329
BUT IT WAS SO CLOUDY ONE DAY
812
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:46,158
THAT I HAD TO SUCK
813
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:46,158
THE HAPPINESS
814
00:20:46,204 --> 00:20:48,294
FROM THE SOULS OF THE CHILDREN
815
00:20:46,204 --> 00:20:48,294
TO KEEP GOING!
816
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:49,710
HEH. GUESS I GOT HOOKED!
817
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,709
WHOA! THAT'S A CRAZY BACKSTORY!
818
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,591
KIN:
819
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,591
YOUR NEW SOLAR HAT
820
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,591
SHOULD KEEP YOU ALIVE.
821
00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:55,247
AND HERE'S A SHARP
822
00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:55,247
LOOKING SCARF
823
00:20:55,295 --> 00:20:57,375
TO ADD THAT LITTLE SOMETHING.
824
00:20:57,423 --> 00:21:01,053
IT'S ALL IN THE ACCESSORIES.
825
00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:04,764
SO I GUESS THIS MEANS YOU CAN'T
826
00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:04,764
REALLY MAKE SOMEONE HAPPY.
827
00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:08,055
SURE YOU CAN.
828
00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:08,055
YOU CAN MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY
829
00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:08,055
ALL THE TIME,
830
00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:10,641
BUT YOU'RE REALLY JUST CHARGING
831
00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:10,641
SOMEONE ELSE'S BATTERIES.
832
00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:13,056
IT'S BETTER TO KEEP YOUR JOY
833
00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:13,056
ON THE INSIDE
834
00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:15,816
WHERE IT'S SAFE FROM THE ROBOTS
835
00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:15,816
TRYING TO SUCK IT OUT.
836
00:21:15,858 --> 00:21:19,148
IF YOU NEVER EVER SMILE,
837
00:21:15,858 --> 00:21:19,148
YOU MIGHT JUST LIVE FOREVER.
838
00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:21,105
THANKS FOR COMING OUT,
839
00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:21,105
EVERYONE!
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