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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,209 --> 00:00:02,249 ♪ Got a band 2 00:00:01,209 --> 00:00:02,249 that's really cool ♪ 3 00:00:02,294 --> 00:00:03,804 ♪ Stealing words 4 00:00:02,294 --> 00:00:03,804 from you-know-who ♪ 5 00:00:03,838 --> 00:00:05,758 ♪ Playing gigs when we can, 6 00:00:03,838 --> 00:00:05,758 trying to impress our fans ♪ 7 00:00:05,798 --> 00:00:07,128 ♪ Older sister goes berserk ♪ 8 00:00:07,174 --> 00:00:08,344 ♪ Her temper is 9 00:00:07,174 --> 00:00:08,344 her biggest quirk ♪ 10 00:00:08,383 --> 00:00:09,803 ♪ I got a plan 11 00:00:08,383 --> 00:00:09,803 that just might work ♪ 12 00:00:09,844 --> 00:00:15,524 ♪ Now, we're gonna rock 13 00:00:09,844 --> 00:00:15,524 and we're gonna roll ♪ 14 00:00:15,557 --> 00:00:18,727 ♪ We are Grojband, whoa! ♪ 15 00:00:23,482 --> 00:00:24,442 BUZZ NEWSWORTHY: 16 00:00:23,482 --> 00:00:24,442 WELCOME BACK 17 00:00:23,482 --> 00:00:24,442 TO "SCARED PROPER," 18 00:00:24,483 --> 00:00:26,323 WITH OUR GUEST, 19 00:00:24,483 --> 00:00:26,323 MISS OBEDIENCE! 20 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:28,530 CHECK IT, BUZZ! 21 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:28,530 I GOT MY NAME 22 00:00:28,570 --> 00:00:30,530 'CAUSE I WAS ALWAYS POPULAR 23 00:00:28,570 --> 00:00:30,530 MISS-OBEYING THE RULES. 24 00:00:30,572 --> 00:00:33,282 I HAD CRED. 25 00:00:33,325 --> 00:00:34,445 BUZZ NEWSWORTHY: 26 00:00:33,325 --> 00:00:34,445 AND YOUR MUSIC WAS NEVER 27 00:00:33,325 --> 00:00:34,445 MORE POPULAR. 28 00:00:34,493 --> 00:00:35,743 CROWD: 29 00:00:34,493 --> 00:00:35,743 (CHEERING) 30 00:00:35,786 --> 00:00:37,866 RIGHT. 31 00:00:35,786 --> 00:00:37,866 BUT I GOT BORED. 32 00:00:37,913 --> 00:00:39,923 I WAS TIRED OF LOOKING 33 00:00:37,913 --> 00:00:39,923 FOR MORE RULES TO MISS-OBEY, 34 00:00:39,957 --> 00:00:42,287 SO I WENT STRAIGHT. 35 00:00:42,334 --> 00:00:43,794 BUZZ NEWSWORTHY: 36 00:00:42,334 --> 00:00:43,794 AND YOUR MUSIC WAS NEVER 37 00:00:42,334 --> 00:00:43,794 MORE POPULAR. 38 00:00:43,836 --> 00:00:46,336 WANNA SEE 39 00:00:43,836 --> 00:00:46,336 MY NEW CLOTHING LINE? 40 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:47,760 LANEY: 41 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:47,760 SO ALL SHE DID WAS STOP 42 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:47,760 BREAKING RULES, 43 00:00:47,798 --> 00:00:49,548 AND SHE'S A BIG DEAL? 44 00:00:49,591 --> 00:00:51,551 IF IT WORKED FOR HER, 45 00:00:49,591 --> 00:00:51,551 IT CAN WORK FOR US! 46 00:00:51,593 --> 00:00:53,513 GROJBAND IS GOING STRAIGHT! 47 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:55,894 HOW WE DOING SO FAR? 48 00:00:55,931 --> 00:00:58,021 I GUESS WE HAVE TO BE 49 00:00:55,931 --> 00:00:58,021 HARDCORE TROUBLEMAKERS FIRST, 50 00:00:58,058 --> 00:00:59,518 THEN WE CAN GO STRAIGHT. 51 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:01,440 UH, CORE? 52 00:01:01,478 --> 00:01:04,568 TROUBLEMAKERS USUALLY GET, 53 00:01:01,478 --> 00:01:04,568 YOU KNOW, PUNISHED. 54 00:01:04,606 --> 00:01:06,476 KON: 55 00:01:04,606 --> 00:01:06,476 NO WAY, MAN! KIN AND ME AIN'T 56 00:01:04,606 --> 00:01:06,476 GOING BACK TO DETENTION! 57 00:01:06,525 --> 00:01:07,525 WE GOTTA HIDE, BRO! 58 00:01:10,696 --> 00:01:12,986 KIN: 59 00:01:10,696 --> 00:01:12,986 WAIT A SECOND. WE'VE NEVER EVEN 60 00:01:10,696 --> 00:01:12,986 BEEN TO DETENTION. 61 00:01:13,032 --> 00:01:16,582 KON: OH YEAH. (BELCHES) 62 00:01:13,032 --> 00:01:16,582 KIN: ACK! 63 00:01:16,618 --> 00:01:18,998 COREY: 64 00:01:16,618 --> 00:01:18,998 EASY, GUYS. WE JUST NEED TO 65 00:01:16,618 --> 00:01:18,998 PRETEND LIKE WE'RE TROUBLE, 66 00:01:19,038 --> 00:01:20,918 SO LET'S START FRONTING. 67 00:01:20,956 --> 00:01:23,326 KIN AND KON: 68 00:01:20,956 --> 00:01:23,326 (GASP) MAKEOVER! 69 00:01:23,375 --> 00:01:26,125 ♪ Wicked cool transition ♪ 70 00:01:26,169 --> 00:01:29,419 TRINA 71 00:01:26,169 --> 00:01:29,419 BYE, NICK! 72 00:01:26,169 --> 00:01:29,419 HAVE FUN AT SCOOTERFEST! 73 00:01:29,464 --> 00:01:32,304 NICK MALLORY ALWAYS HAS FUN 74 00:01:29,464 --> 00:01:32,304 AT SCOOTERFEST. 75 00:01:32,342 --> 00:01:34,512 (SNAPS FINGERS, 76 00:01:32,342 --> 00:01:34,512 GIRLS SCREAM) 77 00:01:37,389 --> 00:01:39,349 I CAN'T BELIEVE NICK'S 78 00:01:37,389 --> 00:01:39,349 GOING OUT OF TOWN! 79 00:01:39,391 --> 00:01:42,981 MY LIFE IS OVER 80 00:01:39,391 --> 00:01:42,981 FOR A WHOLE WEEKEND! 81 00:01:43,020 --> 00:01:45,310 MINA: 82 00:01:43,020 --> 00:01:45,310 YOU SHOULD START A HOBBY 83 00:01:43,020 --> 00:01:45,310 TO TAKE YOUR MIND OFF NICK. 84 00:01:45,355 --> 00:01:47,685 TOTES THE BEST IDEA, MINS! 85 00:01:45,355 --> 00:01:47,685 AND I KNOW JUST THE THING! 86 00:01:47,733 --> 00:01:48,653 TO THE CRAFT STORE! 87 00:01:48,692 --> 00:01:49,692 REALLY? 88 00:01:52,821 --> 00:01:56,241 YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME. 89 00:01:56,283 --> 00:01:57,533 KIN: 90 00:01:56,283 --> 00:01:57,533 HOW ARE YOUR JEANS 91 00:01:56,283 --> 00:01:57,533 STAYING UP? 92 00:01:57,576 --> 00:01:59,616 BY THE POWER 93 00:01:57,576 --> 00:01:59,616 OF PURE TOUGHNESS. 94 00:01:59,661 --> 00:02:02,081 (GRUNTING WITH EFFORT) 95 00:01:59,661 --> 00:02:02,081 OW! UNGH! EE! OW! 96 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:05,252 BEAT IT! 97 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:05,252 I NEED THE GARAGE 98 00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:07,462 TO BUILD A MODEL 99 00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:07,462 OF THE PERFECT PEACEVILLE 100 00:02:07,502 --> 00:02:09,882 THAT I WANT TO LIVE IN WITH NICK 101 00:02:07,502 --> 00:02:09,882 WHEN HE GETS BACK. 102 00:02:09,922 --> 00:02:11,672 IT'S A HOBBY. 103 00:02:09,922 --> 00:02:11,672 YOU'RE NOT PART OF IT. 104 00:02:11,715 --> 00:02:14,005 EXIT NOW! 105 00:02:14,051 --> 00:02:15,721 COREY: 106 00:02:14,051 --> 00:02:15,721 SIS, YOU'RE TALKING TO A NEW, 107 00:02:14,051 --> 00:02:15,721 TOUGH GROJBAND 108 00:02:15,761 --> 00:02:17,641 AND THIS IS OUR TURF. 109 00:02:17,679 --> 00:02:19,599 (SNAPS FINGERS) 110 00:02:17,679 --> 00:02:19,599 SO... RECOGNIZE. 111 00:02:26,271 --> 00:02:28,361 COREY: 112 00:02:26,271 --> 00:02:28,361 NICK BLINKED! 113 00:02:26,271 --> 00:02:28,361 THAT COUNTS AS RECOGNIZING! 114 00:02:28,398 --> 00:02:32,818 TRINA: 115 00:02:28,398 --> 00:02:32,818 PFFFT! WHATEVER. 116 00:02:28,398 --> 00:02:32,818 THIS ISN'T OVER! 117 00:02:32,861 --> 00:02:35,661 (DIALING PHONE) 118 00:02:32,861 --> 00:02:35,661 SO, ENTOURAGE-BAND 119 00:02:32,861 --> 00:02:35,661 WANTS TO BE TOUGH. 120 00:02:35,697 --> 00:02:37,157 WELL, TOUGH GUYS 121 00:02:35,697 --> 00:02:37,157 GET RATTED OUT. 122 00:02:37,198 --> 00:02:38,988 TO WHO? 123 00:02:37,198 --> 00:02:38,988 DUH! 124 00:02:39,034 --> 00:02:41,004 LIKE SOME TV SHOW 125 00:02:39,034 --> 00:02:41,004 OR SOMETHING. 126 00:02:41,036 --> 00:02:42,656 (PHONE RINGS) 127 00:02:42,704 --> 00:02:43,754 (BANGING ON DOOR) 128 00:02:46,249 --> 00:02:48,419 BUZZ NEWSWORTHY: 129 00:02:46,249 --> 00:02:48,419 A SNEAKY RAT - YOUR SISTER - 130 00:02:48,460 --> 00:02:50,300 TOLD ME THAT THE TOUGHEST 131 00:02:48,460 --> 00:02:50,300 TROUBLEMAKERS IN TOWN 132 00:02:50,337 --> 00:02:52,707 ARE IN THIS... 133 00:02:50,337 --> 00:02:52,707 WHAT IS THIS, A SHED? 134 00:02:52,756 --> 00:02:55,676 COREY: IT'S A GARAGE. 135 00:02:52,756 --> 00:02:55,676 BUZZ: A GARAGE? PERFECT! 136 00:02:55,717 --> 00:02:57,677 BECAUSE IT'S TIME TO DO 137 00:02:55,717 --> 00:02:57,677 SOME ROUTINE MAINTENANCE 138 00:02:57,719 --> 00:02:59,469 ON YOUR YOUNG LIVES. 139 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:02,683 WE'VE HEARD YOU KIDS NEED TO BE 140 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:02,683 SCARED PROPER. 141 00:03:02,724 --> 00:03:05,854 LANEY: 142 00:03:02,724 --> 00:03:05,854 TRINA RATTED US OUT? 143 00:03:02,724 --> 00:03:05,854 BUT WE HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING! 144 00:03:05,894 --> 00:03:10,024 COREY: 145 00:03:05,894 --> 00:03:10,024 YEAH, BUT WE'VE ALREADY SCORED 146 00:03:05,894 --> 00:03:10,024 A TON OF HARDCORE CRED - ON TV! 147 00:03:10,065 --> 00:03:11,525 BUZZ NEWSWORTHY: 148 00:03:10,065 --> 00:03:11,525 AND THE MAYOR HAS GIVEN ME 149 00:03:10,065 --> 00:03:11,525 SPECIAL AUTHORITY 150 00:03:11,566 --> 00:03:13,686 TO LOCK YOU KIDS UP! 151 00:03:11,566 --> 00:03:13,686 HE'S A BIG FAN OF THE SHOW. 152 00:03:13,735 --> 00:03:15,355 ALL: 153 00:03:13,735 --> 00:03:15,355 (GASP) 154 00:03:15,403 --> 00:03:17,163 COREY: 155 00:03:15,403 --> 00:03:17,163 UH, THAT WASN'T A SCARED GASP. 156 00:03:17,196 --> 00:03:19,026 OUR BREATHING IS 157 00:03:17,196 --> 00:03:19,026 JUST FULL OF ATTITUDE. 158 00:03:19,074 --> 00:03:21,834 WE CAN HANDLE ANY CAGE - 159 00:03:19,074 --> 00:03:21,834 DARK! WET! DRAFTY! 160 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:24,119 FULL OF SNAKES! 161 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:24,119 MAYBE HAUNTED! 162 00:03:24,163 --> 00:03:26,173 BUT WE'VE HAD ENOUGH 163 00:03:24,163 --> 00:03:26,173 OF BEING TOUGH. 164 00:03:26,205 --> 00:03:27,705 WE WANT TO GO STRAIGHT 165 00:03:26,205 --> 00:03:27,705 AND HELP SOME KIDS 166 00:03:27,749 --> 00:03:29,419 SO THEY DON'T 167 00:03:27,749 --> 00:03:29,419 TURN OUT LIKE US. 168 00:03:29,459 --> 00:03:31,249 AND TO PROVE 169 00:03:29,459 --> 00:03:31,249 WE'VE CLEANED UP OUR ACT, 170 00:03:31,294 --> 00:03:32,594 WE'RE GONNA VISIT THE KIDS 171 00:03:31,294 --> 00:03:32,594 AT PLAY PENN 172 00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:34,799 MAX SECURITY DAYCARE. 173 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:36,720 LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT ANOTHER 174 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:36,720 MISS OBEDIENCE HERE. 175 00:03:36,758 --> 00:03:39,718 THE NICE ONE - 176 00:03:36,758 --> 00:03:39,718 NOT THE ONE WHO STOLE MY CAR. 177 00:03:39,761 --> 00:03:43,061 KON: 178 00:03:39,761 --> 00:03:43,061 PLAY PENN IS DANGEROUS! 179 00:03:39,761 --> 00:03:43,061 THOSE KIDS DON'T EVEN NAP! 180 00:03:43,098 --> 00:03:45,848 LANEY: 181 00:03:43,098 --> 00:03:45,848 YEAH. THEY'RE ACTUALLY BAD. 182 00:03:43,098 --> 00:03:45,848 WE'RE NOT. 183 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:48,353 KIN: 184 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:48,353 I GET DIZZY JUST FROM WEARING 185 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:48,353 MY HAT SIDEWAYS. 186 00:03:48,395 --> 00:03:49,975 COME ON, GUYS, IF I THOUGHT 187 00:03:48,395 --> 00:03:49,975 WE COULDN'T HAND IT, 188 00:03:50,022 --> 00:03:51,822 WOULD I SAY, 189 00:03:51,857 --> 00:03:54,607 "GROJBAND IS GOING 190 00:03:51,857 --> 00:03:54,607 TO PLAY PENN"? 191 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:57,151 WE'LL SHOW 'EM WHAT BAD IS, 192 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:57,151 THEN TELL 'EM NOT TO BE IT! 193 00:03:57,196 --> 00:03:58,986 COREY: (GROWLS) 194 00:03:57,196 --> 00:03:58,986 KIN: WHOA... OOF! 195 00:04:01,158 --> 00:04:02,948 MINA: 196 00:04:01,158 --> 00:04:02,948 WOW! THREE MALLS? 197 00:04:02,993 --> 00:04:05,083 ONE FOR NICK AND ME TO GO TO, 198 00:04:02,993 --> 00:04:05,083 ONE FOR ME TO GO TO MYSELF - 199 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:06,830 FOR TRINA TIME - 200 00:04:06,872 --> 00:04:09,542 AND ONE FOR EVERYONE ELSE. 201 00:04:06,872 --> 00:04:09,542 BUT THAT ONE BURNED DOWN. 202 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:11,383 IS THAT A COLISEUM? 203 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:13,168 NICK'S GOTTA FIGHT TIGERS 204 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:13,168 SHIRTLESS SOMEWHERE. 205 00:04:13,212 --> 00:04:15,302 UM, THIS IS PRETTY BIG. 206 00:04:15,338 --> 00:04:18,088 D 207 00:04:15,338 --> 00:04:18,088 . 208 00:04:15,338 --> 00:04:18,088 AND STEEL! 209 00:04:18,133 --> 00:04:20,683 YOU WANT NICK TO FIGHT IN 210 00:04:18,133 --> 00:04:20,683 AN UN-REINFORCED TIGERDROME? 211 00:04:20,719 --> 00:04:22,179 ALSO, LEARN TO WELD. 212 00:04:22,221 --> 00:04:25,021 ♪ Tiger paw transition ♪ 213 00:04:25,057 --> 00:04:26,057 (SHUTTER SNAPS) 214 00:04:26,100 --> 00:04:27,770 WHOA! 215 00:04:27,809 --> 00:04:31,149 (SHUTTER SNAPS) 216 00:04:31,188 --> 00:04:34,018 (BUZZER BLARES) 217 00:04:34,066 --> 00:04:35,606 (WHEEL SQUEAKS) 218 00:04:35,650 --> 00:04:37,070 (PUNCHING THUDS) 219 00:04:37,111 --> 00:04:40,111 (NEEDLE WHIRS) 220 00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:41,695 (LIFTING GRUNTS) 221 00:04:44,826 --> 00:04:46,746 COREY: 222 00:04:44,826 --> 00:04:46,746 OKAY, THIS IS A LITTLE MORE 223 00:04:44,826 --> 00:04:46,746 INTIMIDATING THAN I EXPECTED. 224 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:48,867 WHO'S THE KID 225 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:48,867 WITH THE EYE PATCH? 226 00:04:48,914 --> 00:04:50,294 BUZZ NEWSWORTHY: 227 00:04:48,914 --> 00:04:50,294 THAT'S TWO JUNIOR. 228 00:04:48,914 --> 00:04:50,294 HIS DAD'S NAME IS JUNIOR 229 00:04:50,331 --> 00:04:51,881 AND HE WAS NAMED AFTER HIM. 230 00:04:50,331 --> 00:04:51,881 GET IT? 231 00:04:51,917 --> 00:04:53,837 TRY NOT TO LOOK 232 00:04:51,917 --> 00:04:53,837 AT HIS PATCH. 233 00:04:53,877 --> 00:04:56,377 KON: 234 00:04:53,877 --> 00:04:56,377 AW! CHECK OUT THE CUTIE 235 00:04:53,877 --> 00:04:56,377 WITH THE EYE PATCH. 236 00:04:56,421 --> 00:04:58,221 (BABY TALK) 237 00:04:56,421 --> 00:04:58,221 ARE WOO A PIWATE? 238 00:04:58,257 --> 00:04:59,757 (PAINED GRUNTS) 239 00:05:03,262 --> 00:05:05,852 SHNIVER ME FLIMBERS! 240 00:05:05,889 --> 00:05:07,809 YEP. THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED TO ME. 241 00:05:07,849 --> 00:05:11,269 LANEY: SO WHAT NOW, HARD-CORE? 242 00:05:07,849 --> 00:05:11,269 COREY: WE SHOW THESE TODDLERS 243 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:13,561 WHO WE WANT THEM TO THINK 244 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:13,561 THEY'RE DEALING WITH. 245 00:05:13,605 --> 00:05:15,815 LISTEN UP, DROOL FOOLS! 246 00:05:13,605 --> 00:05:15,815 WE'RE GROJBAND, 247 00:05:15,857 --> 00:05:17,687 THE TOUGHEST BAND 248 00:05:15,857 --> 00:05:17,687 ON THE STREETS OF PEACEVILLE. 249 00:05:17,734 --> 00:05:19,744 YOU THINK YOU'RE FRONT PAGE 250 00:05:17,734 --> 00:05:19,744 OF THE BAD NEWS? 251 00:05:19,778 --> 00:05:21,858 HA! YOU'RE MORE LIKE THAT 252 00:05:19,778 --> 00:05:21,858 LITTLE FLYER THAT FALLS OUT 253 00:05:21,905 --> 00:05:23,815 AND YOU DON'T EVEN NOTICE. 254 00:05:21,905 --> 00:05:23,815 AND EVEN IF YOU DID, 255 00:05:23,865 --> 00:05:26,485 MAYBE YOU'D BE ALL EXCITED 256 00:05:23,865 --> 00:05:26,485 FOR LIKE A SECOND 257 00:05:26,534 --> 00:05:28,754 BECAUSE MAYBE THERE'S A SALE 258 00:05:26,534 --> 00:05:28,754 ON BUBBLE GUM AND UNICORNS. 259 00:05:28,787 --> 00:05:30,367 SO YOU PICK IT UP, 260 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:32,373 BUT THEN YOU SEE 261 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:32,373 IT'S ONLY FOR LAWN CARE. 262 00:05:32,415 --> 00:05:34,375 BUT YOU WOULDN'T EVEN 263 00:05:32,415 --> 00:05:34,375 KNOW THAT... 264 00:05:34,417 --> 00:05:36,297 (BABY TALK) 265 00:05:34,417 --> 00:05:36,297 BE-CAWS WOO CAN'T WEAD YET. 266 00:05:36,335 --> 00:05:38,505 AND EVEN IF YOU COULD, 267 00:05:36,335 --> 00:05:38,505 IT STILL WOULDN'T MATTER 268 00:05:38,546 --> 00:05:39,966 BECAUSE YOU DON'T EVEN 269 00:05:38,546 --> 00:05:39,966 OWN A LAWN. 270 00:05:40,007 --> 00:05:41,837 (GROWLS) 271 00:05:41,883 --> 00:05:42,803 (SPITS) 272 00:05:41,883 --> 00:05:42,803 GACK! GACK! 273 00:05:44,469 --> 00:05:45,849 KIN: 274 00:05:44,469 --> 00:05:45,849 AGGGHHHHHH! 275 00:05:45,887 --> 00:05:49,847 (CHOKING) 276 00:05:49,891 --> 00:05:53,061 TWO JUNIOR: 277 00:05:49,891 --> 00:05:53,061 IF YOU GUYS ARE THE TOUGHEST 278 00:05:49,891 --> 00:05:53,061 THEY COULD SEND - GUH! 279 00:05:53,103 --> 00:05:55,863 PEACEVILLE CAN'T HANDLE US! 280 00:05:53,103 --> 00:05:55,863 WE'RE BUSTIN' OUT! 281 00:05:55,897 --> 00:05:58,187 (ALARM WAILS) 282 00:05:58,233 --> 00:05:59,783 (FLEEING SHOUTS) 283 00:06:07,659 --> 00:06:09,789 BUZZ NEWSWORTHY: 284 00:06:07,659 --> 00:06:09,789 YOU'VE STARTED A JAILBREAK! 285 00:06:09,828 --> 00:06:11,368 I'M SURE THEY'LL TIRE 286 00:06:09,828 --> 00:06:11,368 THEMSELVES OUT SOON. 287 00:06:11,412 --> 00:06:13,292 KIN: 288 00:06:11,412 --> 00:06:13,292 AGGGHHH! 289 00:06:13,332 --> 00:06:15,132 ♪ I wouldn't count on it ♪ 290 00:06:15,167 --> 00:06:18,087 (WELDING SPARKS SIZZLE) 291 00:06:18,128 --> 00:06:19,628 OKAY, I HAND-CARVED 292 00:06:18,128 --> 00:06:19,628 THE NICK GARGOYLES 293 00:06:19,671 --> 00:06:21,461 FOR YOUR LOVE CASTLE WALLS, 294 00:06:21,506 --> 00:06:23,716 BUILT A DRAWBRIDGE 295 00:06:21,506 --> 00:06:23,716 BECAUSE THEY'RE ROMANTIC, 296 00:06:23,758 --> 00:06:24,888 AND WELDED THE DRAWBRIDGE CLOSED 297 00:06:23,758 --> 00:06:24,888 SO NICK CAN NEVER LEAVE. 298 00:06:24,926 --> 00:06:27,136 HAH! 299 00:06:24,926 --> 00:06:27,136 (SLURPS) 300 00:06:27,179 --> 00:06:29,349 AND WHILE YOU WERE 301 00:06:27,179 --> 00:06:29,349 DOING THAT, 302 00:06:29,388 --> 00:06:31,728 I DECIDED WE NEED A THOUSAND 303 00:06:29,388 --> 00:06:31,728 FOOT TALL STATUE OF NICK 304 00:06:31,766 --> 00:06:32,806 WITH A STAIRCASE 305 00:06:31,766 --> 00:06:32,806 TO HIS LIPS 306 00:06:32,851 --> 00:06:34,901 SO I CAN CLIMB UP 307 00:06:32,851 --> 00:06:34,901 AND KISS THEM! 308 00:06:34,936 --> 00:06:36,596 A THOUSAND FEET? 309 00:06:34,936 --> 00:06:36,596 TO SCALE, RIGHT? 310 00:06:36,646 --> 00:06:38,436 YES. 311 00:06:36,646 --> 00:06:38,436 IN ULTRA-HEAVY MARBLE. 312 00:06:38,481 --> 00:06:39,521 HOBBYING UP 313 00:06:38,481 --> 00:06:39,521 THE PERFECT PEACEVILLE 314 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:41,686 IS LIKE SO MUCH FUN. 315 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:44,485 (SIGHS) 316 00:06:44,529 --> 00:06:46,989 (FLAMES ROAR, 317 00:06:44,529 --> 00:06:46,989 PANICKED SCREAMS) 318 00:06:48,325 --> 00:06:49,905 (SCREAMING) 319 00:06:49,951 --> 00:06:51,451 AGGGGGHHHHHH! 320 00:06:56,333 --> 00:06:59,923 STOP, YOU LITTLE CANDY THIEVES! 321 00:06:56,333 --> 00:06:59,923 STOP! 322 00:06:59,961 --> 00:07:01,921 (ENGINE SPUTTERS) 323 00:07:01,963 --> 00:07:03,383 (PANICKED SCREAMS) 324 00:07:08,262 --> 00:07:09,762 LANEY: 325 00:07:08,262 --> 00:07:09,762 WE'RE TOTALLY GOING 326 00:07:08,262 --> 00:07:09,762 TO GET BLAMED FOR THIS. 327 00:07:09,804 --> 00:07:11,934 KIN: 328 00:07:09,804 --> 00:07:11,934 I THINK WE ALREADY ARE. 329 00:07:11,973 --> 00:07:13,603 BUZZ NEWSWORTHY: 330 00:07:11,973 --> 00:07:13,603 AFTER BEING RATTED OUT 331 00:07:11,973 --> 00:07:13,603 BY THE FRONTMAN'S SISTER, 332 00:07:13,641 --> 00:07:15,231 GROJBAND APPEARED TO BE 333 00:07:13,641 --> 00:07:15,231 GOING STRAIGHT. 334 00:07:15,269 --> 00:07:16,939 BUT IN TRUTH, 335 00:07:15,269 --> 00:07:16,939 THEY STARTED 336 00:07:16,978 --> 00:07:17,808 WHAT ANY RESPONSIBLE NEWSCASTER 337 00:07:16,978 --> 00:07:17,808 WOULD CALL... 338 00:07:17,854 --> 00:07:19,154 A RUGRAT RIOT! 339 00:07:21,649 --> 00:07:23,739 WE CAN'T LET THESE KIDS 340 00:07:21,649 --> 00:07:23,739 WRECK OUR TOWN. 341 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:24,947 KIN: 342 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:24,947 CAN'T WE JUST PRETEND 343 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:24,947 IT'S NOT HAPPENING? 344 00:07:24,986 --> 00:07:26,316 I THOUGHT WE COULD FRONT 345 00:07:24,986 --> 00:07:26,316 OUR WAY TO CRED, 346 00:07:26,363 --> 00:07:27,953 BUT I WAS WRONG. 347 00:07:27,989 --> 00:07:29,869 WE NEED TO EARN IT 348 00:07:27,989 --> 00:07:29,869 WITH WHAT WE DO BEST. 349 00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:32,408 WE NEED TO ROCK 350 00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:32,408 THESE KIDS STRAIGHT! 351 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:34,752 LANEY: 352 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:34,752 UM, IF THERE WERE ANY LYRICS 353 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:34,752 AROUND HERE, 354 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:36,958 I'M PRETTY SURE TWO JUNIOR 355 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:36,958 ALREADY STOLE THEM. 356 00:07:36,998 --> 00:07:39,418 TWO JUNIOR WANTS 357 00:07:36,998 --> 00:07:39,418 TO TAKE OVER A TOWN, 358 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:41,589 AND TRINA'S BUILDING 359 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:41,589 A NICE LITTLE ONE IN THE GARAGE. 360 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:44,458 SEEMS LIKE A RECIPE 361 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:44,458 FOR DIARY ACTION. 362 00:07:44,505 --> 00:07:46,465 (POLICE SIRENS WAIL) 363 00:07:46,507 --> 00:07:48,257 TWO JUNIOR: 364 00:07:46,507 --> 00:07:48,257 (GASPS) THE COPS! 365 00:07:46,507 --> 00:07:48,257 TEAR UP, BOYS. 366 00:07:48,302 --> 00:07:50,552 WE MIGHT HAVE TO CRY OUR WAY 367 00:07:48,302 --> 00:07:50,552 OUTTA THIS. 368 00:07:50,595 --> 00:07:51,965 COREY: 369 00:07:50,595 --> 00:07:51,965 YOU GUYS NEED A PLACE TO LAY LOW 370 00:07:50,595 --> 00:07:51,965 AND HIDE OUT. 371 00:07:52,013 --> 00:07:54,273 OUR GARAGE IS PERFECT. 372 00:07:54,308 --> 00:07:56,638 TWO JUNIOR: 373 00:07:54,308 --> 00:07:56,638 YEAH, SURE. 374 00:07:54,308 --> 00:07:56,638 SOME OF MY BOYS GOT BOO-BOOS, 375 00:07:56,684 --> 00:07:59,984 AND WE'RE ALL GETTING CRANKY 376 00:07:56,684 --> 00:07:59,984 WITHOUT OUR JUICE. 377 00:08:00,021 --> 00:08:01,981 SHRUG. 378 00:08:00,021 --> 00:08:01,981 I GUESS IT'S OKAY. 379 00:08:02,023 --> 00:08:03,363 BUT IF I DON'T GET ALL WIBBLY 380 00:08:02,023 --> 00:08:03,363 WHEN I KISS IT, 381 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:04,400 YOU'RE MAKING ANOTHER ONE. 382 00:08:04,443 --> 00:08:05,653 BUT THAT TOOK ME 383 00:08:04,443 --> 00:08:05,653 TWELVE- 384 00:08:05,693 --> 00:08:08,033 THE PRICE OF WIBBLES, 385 00:08:05,693 --> 00:08:08,033 MINA. 386 00:08:08,071 --> 00:08:10,121 (GARAGE DOOR WHIRS OPEN) 387 00:08:10,157 --> 00:08:12,827 SPREAD OUT, CREW. 388 00:08:10,157 --> 00:08:12,827 THIS IS OUR NEW CRIB. 389 00:08:12,867 --> 00:08:14,997 HEY, SIS. 390 00:08:12,867 --> 00:08:14,997 I MET SOME NEW FRIENDS. 391 00:08:15,036 --> 00:08:15,996 THEY'RE JUST GONNA HANG OUT 392 00:08:15,036 --> 00:08:15,996 FOR A WHILE. 393 00:08:16,037 --> 00:08:17,707 WAAAAAHH?! 394 00:08:19,874 --> 00:08:22,004 (LICKING THUDS, 395 00:08:19,874 --> 00:08:22,004 MILK SPLATS) 396 00:08:22,043 --> 00:08:25,013 HEY! EEEEK! GRRR! 397 00:08:25,046 --> 00:08:27,216 HEY, OLD LADIES, 398 00:08:25,046 --> 00:08:27,216 GET SOME ORANGE SLICES GOING. 399 00:08:27,257 --> 00:08:29,087 TRINA: 400 00:08:27,257 --> 00:08:29,087 GET OUT OF MY TOWN, 401 00:08:27,257 --> 00:08:29,087 YOU TINY STINKBAGS! 402 00:08:29,134 --> 00:08:30,894 THIS IS PERFECT PEACEVILLE! 403 00:08:30,927 --> 00:08:35,017 POPULATION: ME AND MY DREAMS 404 00:08:30,927 --> 00:08:35,017 OF HUNKY NICK MALLORY! 405 00:08:35,056 --> 00:08:37,476 YOU MEAN THIS GUY? 406 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:39,017 LOOKS LIKE HE NEEDS 407 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:39,017 TO BE CHANGED. 408 00:08:39,060 --> 00:08:41,560 GASP! GRRRRR! 409 00:08:41,604 --> 00:08:43,864 STOP POOPING ON 410 00:08:41,604 --> 00:08:43,864 MY PERFECT PEACEVILLE! 411 00:08:46,609 --> 00:08:47,989 (HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS) 412 00:08:49,821 --> 00:08:54,411 ♪♪ 413 00:08:54,451 --> 00:08:55,831 (FLAMES ROAR) 414 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:59,039 ♪♪ 415 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:00,330 (PEN SCRIBBLES FURIOUSLY) 416 00:09:02,834 --> 00:09:04,254 (FLAME HISSES) 417 00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:12,472 (HEAVENLY CHOIR SINGS) 418 00:09:12,511 --> 00:09:14,721 BUZZ NEWSWORTHY: 419 00:09:12,511 --> 00:09:14,721 COREY RIFFIN, 420 00:09:12,511 --> 00:09:14,721 YOU'VE SPARKED TODDLER RAMPAGE 421 00:09:14,762 --> 00:09:17,642 AND NOW YOU'RE HIDING 422 00:09:14,762 --> 00:09:17,642 THE TINY TERRORS FROM THE LAW? 423 00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:19,602 ALL PART OF THE PLAN 424 00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:19,602 TO SCARE 'EM PROPER, BUZZ. 425 00:09:19,642 --> 00:09:21,402 YOU'LL NEED 426 00:09:19,642 --> 00:09:21,402 TO EXPLAIN THAT. 427 00:09:21,436 --> 00:09:23,436 WELL, IT GOES A LITTLE 428 00:09:21,436 --> 00:09:23,436 SOMETHING LIKE THIS... 429 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:25,270 (RECORD SCRATCHES) 430 00:09:25,315 --> 00:09:26,225 (Rapping) 431 00:09:25,315 --> 00:09:26,225 ♪ You wanna act tough? ♪ 432 00:09:26,274 --> 00:09:27,534 ♪ You think you're real rough? ♪ 433 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:28,817 ♪ I think you're nothin', yo ♪ 434 00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:30,490 ♪ And now I'm gonna call 435 00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:30,490 your bluff! ♪ 436 00:09:30,529 --> 00:09:32,949 ♪ You wanna wreck stuff, 437 00:09:30,529 --> 00:09:32,949 you little cream puffs? ♪ 438 00:09:32,989 --> 00:09:35,699 ♪ What's up? I just met you 439 00:09:32,989 --> 00:09:35,699 and already I've had enough ♪ 440 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:37,832 ♪ So knock it off! 441 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:37,832 (knock it off) ♪ 442 00:09:37,869 --> 00:09:39,749 ♪ And smarten up 443 00:09:37,869 --> 00:09:39,749 Just knock it off! ♪ 444 00:09:39,787 --> 00:09:41,367 ♪ (Say what?) 445 00:09:39,787 --> 00:09:41,367 I've had enough ♪ 446 00:09:41,415 --> 00:09:43,285 ♪ Knock it off! 447 00:09:41,415 --> 00:09:43,285 (knock it off) ♪ 448 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:45,503 ♪ And smarten up, 449 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:45,503 just knock it off ♪ 450 00:09:45,544 --> 00:09:47,964 ♪ Because I've had enough, 451 00:09:45,544 --> 00:09:47,964 Woo! ♪ 452 00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:50,224 ♪ You need to listen up, 453 00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:50,224 it's time to straigten up ♪ 454 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:53,047 ♪ Or I swear I'll take away 455 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:53,047 your little sippy cup ♪ 456 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:54,553 ♪ And your blanket 457 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:54,553 and your books ♪ 458 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,054 ♪ And your toys 459 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,054 and your teddy ♪ 460 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:58,556 ♪ And I'll send you 461 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:58,556 all up to beddy ♪ 462 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,768 ♪ 'Cause the big bad world 463 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,768 don't care if you're ready ♪ 464 00:10:00,808 --> 00:10:02,638 ♪ So knock it off! 465 00:10:00,808 --> 00:10:02,638 (knock it off) ♪ 466 00:10:02,685 --> 00:10:04,595 ♪ And smarten up! 467 00:10:02,685 --> 00:10:04,595 Just knock it off! ♪ 468 00:10:04,645 --> 00:10:06,225 ♪ (Say what?) 469 00:10:04,645 --> 00:10:06,225 I've had enough ♪ 470 00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:08,113 ♪ Knock it off! 471 00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:08,113 (knock it off) ♪ 472 00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:10,109 ♪ And smarten up! 473 00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:10,109 Just knock it off! ♪ 474 00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:11,651 ♪ Because I've had enough, 475 00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:11,651 Woo! ♪ 476 00:10:13,905 --> 00:10:15,525 WHAT DID WE LEARN TODAY, 477 00:10:13,905 --> 00:10:15,525 KIDS? 478 00:10:15,574 --> 00:10:17,124 TWO JUNIOR: 479 00:10:15,574 --> 00:10:17,124 TO BE GOOD, OR ELSE! 480 00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:18,988 COREY: 481 00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:18,988 THAT'S RIGHT. 482 00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:18,988 NOW, GET OUTTA HERE. 483 00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:22,115 IT'S NAP TIME. 484 00:10:22,163 --> 00:10:24,713 BUZZ NEWSWORTHY: 485 00:10:22,163 --> 00:10:24,713 YOUR CRAZY PLAN COST THE CITY 486 00:10:22,163 --> 00:10:24,713 DOZENS OF DOLLARS IN DAMAGES, 487 00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:27,419 BUT GROJBAND HAS SCARED 488 00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:27,419 PLAY PENN STRAIGHT. 489 00:10:27,461 --> 00:10:29,341 COREY: 490 00:10:27,461 --> 00:10:29,341 ALL PART OF THE PLAN, BUZZ. 491 00:10:29,379 --> 00:10:30,669 THESE LITTLE GUYS 492 00:10:29,379 --> 00:10:30,669 DIDN'T NEED A SPEECH, 493 00:10:30,713 --> 00:10:32,763 THEY NEEDED A SHOW. 494 00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:35,139 WHAT YOU DID TODAY 495 00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:35,139 DESERVES SERIOUS CRED. 496 00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:37,596 THANKS, BUZZ, 497 00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:37,596 BUT CRED IS FOR REAL. 498 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,137 YOU CAN'T KEEP IT REAL 499 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,137 WHEN YOU'RE FRONTING. 500 00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:41,520 BECAUSE SOON YOU HAVE 501 00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:41,520 TO BACK UP THAT FRONT, 502 00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:44,438 AND THEN YOU'RE GOING DOWN. 503 00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:44,438 AND THAT'S WHAT'S UP. 504 00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:45,478 CAN ONE OF YOU TRANSLATE THAT 505 00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:45,478 FOR ME? 506 00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:49,072 THANKS FOR COMING OUT, 507 00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:49,072 EVERYONE. 508 00:10:53,194 --> 00:10:56,364 KIN: 509 00:10:53,194 --> 00:10:56,364 AND NOW, KINCREDIBLE 510 00:10:53,194 --> 00:10:56,364 AND KONBELIEVABLE 511 00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:59,326 WILL MAKE THE LOVELY LANEY 512 00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:59,326 DISAPPEAR! 513 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:00,907 HAVE YOU TESTED 514 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:00,907 THIS THING? 515 00:11:00,952 --> 00:11:03,162 IN A MINUTE, 516 00:11:00,952 --> 00:11:03,162 THE ANSWER WILL BE YES! 517 00:11:03,204 --> 00:11:06,004 (DRUM ROLL) 518 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:07,710 ABRA-KON-DABRA! 519 00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:10,960 (POOF) 520 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:13,304 AGH! 521 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:13,304 LANEY'S TURNED 522 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:13,304 INTO A GIRL! 523 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:16,010 GUYS, IT'S ME, COREY! 524 00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:18,350 PHEW! 525 00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:18,350 WHAT'S WITH 526 00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:18,350 THE HEAD CAPE? 527 00:11:18,386 --> 00:11:19,886 REMEMBER WHEN WE WATCHED 528 00:11:18,386 --> 00:11:19,886 THAT SPECIAL 529 00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:23,559 ON '80S HAIR METAL BAND, 530 00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:23,559 MULLET BULLET? 531 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:26,190 LANEY: 532 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:26,190 SO HAIR METAL IS ABOUT 533 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:26,190 BIG HAIR, TIGHT PANTS, 534 00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:28,397 AND HIGH-PITCHED SONGS 535 00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:28,397 ABOUT CRAZY LOVE. 536 00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:30,938 COREY: 537 00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:30,938 YEP. SO GLAD THAT FAD'S OVER. 538 00:11:30,982 --> 00:11:32,282 BUT THEN I HEARD 539 00:11:30,982 --> 00:11:32,282 THAT MAYOR MELLOW 540 00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:33,937 WANTED THE HAIRDOIEST BAND 541 00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:33,937 IN TOWN 542 00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:35,855 TO ROCK THIS YEAR'S 543 00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:35,855 DOGGIE DOOZ DOG SHOW. 544 00:11:35,903 --> 00:11:37,283 ALL THE COMPETING DOGS 545 00:11:35,903 --> 00:11:37,283 HAVE HAIRDOS - 546 00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:39,742 AND SO WILL WE! 547 00:11:39,782 --> 00:11:41,412 HAIR METAL, 548 00:11:39,782 --> 00:11:41,412 WICKED MULLETS, 549 00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:43,871 AND WICKED-ER 550 00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:43,871 DRUM SOLOS? 551 00:11:43,911 --> 00:11:45,621 I'M IN! 552 00:11:43,911 --> 00:11:45,621 BRING YOUR MAGIC 553 00:11:43,911 --> 00:11:45,621 DRUMSTICKS! 554 00:11:45,664 --> 00:11:48,084 DOGS LOVE MAGIC TRICKS! 555 00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:51,004 LANEY: 556 00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:51,004 AHHHHHHHHHHH! OOPH! 557 00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:51,004 (MOANING) 558 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:53,214 COREY: 559 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:53,214 SORRY, LANES, 560 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:53,214 IF YOU WANNA HARSH ON MY PLANS, 561 00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:53,924 YOU GOTTA BE HERE 562 00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:53,924 ON TIME. 563 00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,930 COREY'S NEW HAIR 564 00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,930 IS SO LAME! 565 00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:01,559 WHY DO WE LOVE IT 566 00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:01,559 SO MUCH?! 567 00:12:01,596 --> 00:12:03,676 DON'T ASK WHY! 568 00:12:01,596 --> 00:12:03,676 JUST SQUEAL! 569 00:12:03,722 --> 00:12:05,522 (HIGH-PITCHED SCREAMING) 570 00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:09,019 ♪ Spinning wig transition ♪ 571 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,572 MINA: 572 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,572 UM... HE'S A BIT BIG 573 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,572 FOR YOUR PURSE, TRINA. 574 00:12:11,606 --> 00:12:13,766 THEN IT BETTER NOT WIN! 575 00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:15,986 I WANT BEST IN SHOW 576 00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:15,986 FOR BEST IN PURSE. 577 00:12:16,027 --> 00:12:17,567 YOU DON'T GET TO KEEP 578 00:12:16,027 --> 00:12:17,567 THE WINNING DOG. 579 00:12:17,612 --> 00:12:19,162 BUT I'M THE BEST. 580 00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:21,157 WHO ELSE DESERVES 581 00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:21,157 THE BEST DOG, MINA? 582 00:12:21,199 --> 00:12:23,329 UH... 583 00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:25,698 TRINA: 584 00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:25,698 OOH! LOOK, THAT ONE COMES 585 00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:25,698 WITH A FLEA-PICKER MONKEY! 586 00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:29,748 SPEAKING OF FLEAS, 587 00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:32,130 LOOKS LIKE THE CIRCUS 588 00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:32,130 IS IN TOWN. 589 00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:34,878 TRINA: 590 00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:34,878 WHAT'RE YOU HAIRBALLS DOING HERE 591 00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:34,878 AT MY DOG MALL? 592 00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:36,301 MAYOR MELLOW NEEDED 593 00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:36,301 THE HAIRDOIEST BAND 594 00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:38,299 TO ROCK THESE HOUNDS. 595 00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:41,301 YEAH. AND WITH WIGS THIS LUSH, 596 00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:41,301 WHO'S HAIRIER THAN US? 597 00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:44,264 UGH! I WILL NOT HAVE 598 00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:44,264 MY FUTURE PURSE-DOG'S EARS 599 00:12:44,305 --> 00:12:45,425 EAR-ITATED BY THEIR 600 00:12:44,305 --> 00:12:45,425 UNLISTEN-TO-ABLE NOISES! 601 00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:48,233 HMM... 602 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:51,348 IF COREY NEEDS THOSE WIGS 603 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:51,348 TO PLAY, THEN... 604 00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:53,226 (BRIGHTENS) 605 00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:53,226 MINA?! 606 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:55,943 FLEAS! 607 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:55,943 HERE YA GO, TRINA! 608 00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:58,113 DID YOU KNOW MONKEYS 609 00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:58,113 COULD PUNCH WITH THEIR TAILS? 610 00:13:05,619 --> 00:13:07,789 TRINA: 611 00:13:05,619 --> 00:13:07,789 GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR WIG GIG. 612 00:13:07,828 --> 00:13:10,828 I BET YOU'RE JUST ITCHING 613 00:13:07,828 --> 00:13:10,828 TO PLAY! 614 00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:12,543 WELL, THAT WAS AWFULLY NICE 615 00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:12,543 OF TRINA 616 00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:14,714 TO UNSUSPICIOUSLY WISH US 617 00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:14,714 GOOD LUCK. 618 00:13:14,753 --> 00:13:15,673 ALL: 619 00:13:14,753 --> 00:13:15,673 THANKS, TRINA! 620 00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:21,125 FLEAS! 621 00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:21,125 AGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH! 622 00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:24,295 (THUDS) 623 00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:24,295 I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! 624 00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:28,305 WE GOTTA GET RID 625 00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:28,305 OF THESE FLEA-INFESTED WIGS! 626 00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:30,769 (WHIRRING AND BUZZING, 627 00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:30,769 LOUD DING) 628 00:13:30,809 --> 00:13:32,309 (BUZZER BLARES, 629 00:13:30,809 --> 00:13:32,309 SMALL EXPLOSION) 630 00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:35,153 THAT'S IT! 631 00:13:35,189 --> 00:13:38,319 WAIT! NO WIGS EQUALS 632 00:13:35,189 --> 00:13:38,319 NO DRUM SOLO! 633 00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:41,529 NO TIME FOR MATH, KON! 634 00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:41,529 WE GOTTA FRY THESE 'FROS! 635 00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:44,071 FINE! TAKE IT! 636 00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:48,115 SALESMAN: PSST! PSST! PSST! 637 00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:48,115 KON: HUH? WHO? WHA? 638 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,251 YOU LOOK LIKE YA LOST 639 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,251 YER BEST FRIEND, SON. 640 00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:52,288 YUP. 641 00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:52,288 IT'S THAT AGE OLD STORY. 642 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,882 BOY FINDS HAIR, 643 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,882 BOY LOSES HAIR. 644 00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:56,747 IF HAIR IS WHAT YOU SEEK, 645 00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:56,747 LOOK NO FURTHER. 646 00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:01,340 KON: 647 00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:01,340 (READING LABEL) 648 00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:01,340 "MAGIC MUTT HAIR TONIC." 649 00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:04,222 SALESMAN: 650 00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:04,222 ONE TINY DROP'LL GROW ANY 'FRO! 651 00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:04,222 GROW ANY DO! 652 00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:05,680 SURE, IT'S FOR DOGS, 653 00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:05,680 BUT IT'LL WORK ON YOU... 654 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:07,430 LIKE MAGIC! 655 00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:09,522 WHOA! STAND BACK, 656 00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:09,522 STRANGE DUDE! 657 00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:11,557 ONE MEGA MULLET 658 00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:11,557 COMING UP! 659 00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:13,351 HUH? 660 00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:15,734 YOU'RE SUPPOSED 661 00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:15,734 TO DRINK IT. 662 00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:18,362 SO, CORE, HOW WE GONNA GET 663 00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:18,362 OUR LYRICS FROM TRINA? 664 00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:21,239 HAIR METAL SONGS WERE 665 00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:21,239 POWER BALLADS ABOUT CRAZY LOVE. 666 00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:24,157 WELL, TRINA'S GONNA HAVE 667 00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:24,157 AN I-LOVE-TINY-DOGS FREAKOUT 668 00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:25,867 ANY SECOND. 669 00:14:25,906 --> 00:14:28,276 SHE'LL LOSE HER MIND 670 00:14:25,906 --> 00:14:28,276 AND WE'LL HAVE OUR LYRICS. 671 00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:29,406 ALL WE NEED NOW IS... 672 00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:31,372 OUR WIGS ARE CLEAN! 673 00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:32,912 GOOD THING THAT DOG WASH 674 00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:34,705 WAS RIGHT NEXT 675 00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:34,705 TO THE DOG HAIR INCINERATOR. 676 00:14:34,749 --> 00:14:37,379 ♪ Wicked cool transition ♪ 677 00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:40,298 KON: 678 00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:40,298 I'LL NEVER GET MY HAIR METAL 679 00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:40,298 DRUM SOLO NOW. 680 00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:42,548 THERE'S GOTTA BE ANOTHER WAY. 681 00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:42,548 THINK, KON, THINK! 682 00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:45,390 (GASPS) 683 00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:45,390 ABRA-KON-DABRA! 684 00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:47,926 WOOOOOO! 685 00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:50,430 WHOOPSY DAISY! 686 00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:50,430 OOF! 687 00:14:50,473 --> 00:14:52,683 (SNIFFING, 688 00:14:50,473 --> 00:14:52,683 KON MOANS) 689 00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:55,516 (PANTING AND LICKING) 690 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:59,322 KON: 691 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:59,322 HUH? WHAT HAPPENED? 692 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:59,322 WHO AM I? 693 00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:01,397 I'M ALL COVERED IN DOG HAIR. 694 00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:01,397 I MUST BE A DOG! 695 00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:03,362 I MEAN... RUFF! 696 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:04,953 KIN: 697 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:04,953 KON SURE WILL BE HAPPY 698 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:04,953 TO GET HIS WIG- 699 00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:07,157 HEY, WHERE'D KON GO? 700 00:15:07,198 --> 00:15:08,408 ALL: 701 00:15:07,198 --> 00:15:08,408 KON! WHERE ARE YOU, PAL?! 702 00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:10,279 (BARKS) 703 00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:12,326 SORRY, BOY, 704 00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:12,326 I DON'T HAVE TIME TO PLAY FETCH. 705 00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:14,410 . 706 00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:14,410 (BARKING) 707 00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:16,035 OKAY, FINE, JUST ONCE. 708 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:20,455 HAIR TONIC. 709 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:20,455 HIT HIS HEAD. 710 00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:22,553 THINKS HE'S A DOG. 711 00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:25,969 OH NO! 712 00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:25,969 KON THINKS HE'S A DOG! 713 00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:28,388 YOU MEAN THIS SLOBBERY 714 00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:28,388 MOUND OF FUR IS KON? 715 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,428 SWEET! 716 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,428 SWEET?! 717 00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:32,431 HOW'RE WE GONNA PLAY 718 00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:32,431 WITHOUT A DRUMMER, CORE?! 719 00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:34,683 MAYOR MELLOW: 720 00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:34,683 WELCOME TO THE DOGGIE DOOZ 721 00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:34,683 DOG SHOW! 722 00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:36,766 WE'RE GONNA START WITH 723 00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:36,766 EVERYONE'S FAVOURITE EVENT: 724 00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:39,401 THE DOG-STACLE COURSE! 725 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,649 OUR DOGS MUST MAKE IT OVER 726 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,649 THE BATH OF DOOM, 727 00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:45,321 PAST THE LOITERING CAT, 728 00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:45,321 AND AVOID THE DOG CATCHER, 729 00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:48,241 BEFORE RETURNING THE GOLDEN 730 00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:48,241 SLIPPERS TO THEIR MASTERS! 731 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:49,621 THAT'S IT! 732 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:49,621 WE'LL ENTER "KON-DOG" 733 00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:51,577 IN THE DOG COMPETITION. 734 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,908 HE'LL SNAP OUT OF IT 735 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,908 AS SOON AS HE SEES HE CAN'T DO 736 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,793 WHAT THE ACTUAL 737 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,793 DOGGIE DOOZ DOGS CAN DO. 738 00:15:56,831 --> 00:15:58,671 ♪ Wasn't that convenient ♪ 739 00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:00,208 MAYOR MELLOW: 740 00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:00,208 ON YOUR MARK! 741 00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:02,251 NOW DON'T FEEL BAD 742 00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:02,251 WHEN YOU LOSE THIS THING. 743 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:03,495 MAYOR MELLOW: 744 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:03,495 GET SET! 745 00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:05,466 AFTER ALL, YOU'VE ONLY BEEN 746 00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:05,466 A DOG FOR LIKE... 747 00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:06,796 MAYOR MELLOW: GO! 748 00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:06,796 (DOGS BARKING) 749 00:16:10,052 --> 00:16:11,762 (YAPPING AND BARKING) 750 00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:13,885 (BARKING MENACINGLY, 751 00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:13,885 KON BELCHES LOUDLY) 752 00:16:13,932 --> 00:16:16,352 (CAT SCREECHES, 753 00:16:13,932 --> 00:16:16,352 QUIVERING) 754 00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:17,442 (PANTING) 755 00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:20,436 (BARKS) 756 00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:24,783 COME ON, BOY! 757 00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:26,738 (KIN AND CROWD CHEER, 758 00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:26,738 KON BARKS EXCITEDLY) 759 00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:28,398 WHAT A GOOD DOG! 760 00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:29,946 SO THAT WAS UNEXPECTED. 761 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,449 YEAH, EVEN TRINA 762 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,449 LOVES KON-DOG. 763 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,872 FORGET A TINY DOG 764 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,872 TO RIDE IN MY PURSE, 765 00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:37,661 I WANT THIS BIG DOG 766 00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:37,661 TO CARRY MY PURSE! 767 00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:40,955 YOU'LL BE 768 00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:40,955 MY BEST FWIENDY WENDY! 769 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,290 BUT I THOUGHT 770 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,290 I WAS YOUR BEST FWIENDY WENDY. 771 00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:46,046 THINGS CHANGE, MINA. 772 00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:46,046 IT'S PHILOSOPHY. 773 00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:49,298 IF WE DON'T GET KON BACK, 774 00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:49,298 OUR GIG'LL BE RUINED! 775 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:52,892 CORE, WHY AREN'T YOU REACTING 776 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:52,892 TO ME SAYING "RUINED"? 777 00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:54,469 COREY: 778 00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:54,469 THOSE DOGS ARE RESPONDING 779 00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:54,469 TO THEIR TRAINER'S WHISTLE. 780 00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:56,184 MAYBE IF WE PLAY MUSIC, 781 00:16:56,223 --> 00:16:58,353 KON'S DRUMMER INSTINCTS 782 00:16:56,223 --> 00:16:58,353 WILL KICK IN 783 00:16:58,392 --> 00:17:00,352 AND HE'LL REMEMBER 784 00:16:58,392 --> 00:17:00,352 WHO HE IS. 785 00:16:58,392 --> 00:17:00,352 THAT'S , 786 00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:02,654 BUT WE STILL DON'T HAVE 787 00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:02,654 ANY LYRICS. 788 00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,729 COREY: 789 00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,729 WHEN TRINA DISCOVERS HER 790 00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,729 FAVOURITE DOG IS REALLY KON, 791 00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:06,994 HER DIARY WILL OPEN 792 00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:06,994 RIGHT UP. 793 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:10,026 ? 794 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:10,026 YOU SAW KON 795 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:10,026 BACK THERE. 796 00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:12,780 WHAT DOG COULD POSSIBLY 797 00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:12,780 BEAT HIM? 798 00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:15,914 MAYOR MELLOW: 799 00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:15,914 ONLY THREE DOGS REMAIN: 800 00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:15,914 YIPPY, KON-DOG, 801 00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:18,542 AND FIVE-TIME DEFENDING 802 00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:18,542 DOGGIE DOOZ CHAMPION... 803 00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:19,499 SPARKLES! 804 00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:19,499 (GROWLS FEROCIOUSLY) 805 00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:24,422 WE SHOULD PROBABLY 806 00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:24,422 CROSS OUR FINGERS. 807 00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:26,710 MAYOR MELLOW: 808 00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:26,710 WHAT BETTER WAY TO DETERMINE 809 00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:26,710 MAN'S BEST FRIEND 810 00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:28,554 THAN BY HEARING 811 00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:28,554 THOSE THREE LITTLE WORDS: 812 00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:30,339 I LOVE YOU. 813 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,933 RIE RUFF ROU. 814 00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:34,849 EXCELLENT! IT'S THE NEXT ROUND 815 00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:34,849 FOR THIS HOUND. 816 00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:36,258 I LOVE YOU. 817 00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:38,555 YAP! YAP! YIP! 818 00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:41,559 WELL, THERE'S NO NEED TO SHOUT 819 00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:41,559 BECAUSE YOU'RE OUT! 820 00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:43,692 I LOVE YOU. 821 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:47,070 AW, MAYOR MELLOW, 822 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:47,070 I LOVE YOU, TOO. 823 00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:49,687 DOG-KONNIT, 824 00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:49,687 I FEEL THE LOVE! 825 00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:52,486 THIS CHARMING DOG 826 00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:52,486 IS A CUT ABOVE! 827 00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:55,870 AWWW! A BFF WHO SAYS 828 00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:55,870 HE LOVES ME! 829 00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:58,579 BUT... 830 00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:58,579 ZIP IT! 831 00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:58,579 I'M BONDING WITH A DOG. 832 00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:00,449 ONLY TWO CONTESTANTS LEFT! 833 00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:02,576 (GROWLS) 834 00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:05,593 THE DOGSLED RACE WILL DECIDE 835 00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:05,593 THIS YEAR'S DOGGIE DOOZ WINNER! 836 00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:07,956 IF WE WANT KON-DOG 837 00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:07,956 TO WIN THIS, 838 00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:11,804 WE MAY NEED TO TEACH A NEW DOG 839 00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:11,804 AN OLD TRICK. 840 00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:13,761 (SNAPS FINGERS) 841 00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:13,761 I'VE GOT A SUPER SPECIAL 842 00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:13,761 GROJBAND MISSION. 843 00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:16,101 YOU TWO UP FOR IT? 844 00:18:16,136 --> 00:18:19,016 (SQUEAL IN EXCITEMENT) 845 00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:21,307 (GASPS) 846 00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:21,307 WE'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT 847 00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:21,307 WHO MY NEW MINA WILL BE! 848 00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:22,980 NEW MINA? 849 00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:25,399 ONLY MY BEST FRIEND 850 00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:25,399 CAN BE CALLED MINA, MINA! 851 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:26,978 YOU'LL BE DEMOTED 852 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:26,978 TO MINA NUMBER 2. 853 00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:29,323 THANKS FOR KEEPING ME 854 00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:29,323 IN THE PICTURE, TRINA. 855 00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:32,188 DOGS GET READY! 856 00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:32,188 DOGS GET SET! 857 00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:35,026 HOPE THE RIGHT DOG WINS 858 00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:35,026 CUZ MELLOW PLACED A BET! 859 00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:37,283 (PISTOL POPS, 860 00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:37,283 DOGS BARK) 861 00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:44,616 HEY, BOY! 862 00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:44,616 IT'S MAGIC TIME! 863 00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:46,535 MY MAGIC DRUMSTICKS! 864 00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:53,474 ♪♪ 865 00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:55,587 ABRA-KON-DABRA! 866 00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:56,585 NOW! 867 00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:01,806 (BARKING) 868 00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:04,139 WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE 869 00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:04,139 SPARKLES RAN AWAY. 870 00:19:04,184 --> 00:19:06,774 BY WAY OF DEFAULT, 871 00:19:04,184 --> 00:19:06,774 YOUR WINNER IS... 872 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,653 MIIIIIINE! 873 00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:10,819 (HAPPY SQUEALS, 874 00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:10,819 GIGGLES) 875 00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:13,648 (HAIR CLIPPERS WHIR) 876 00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:15,824 COREY: 877 00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:15,824 SAY HI TO YOUR NEW BFF, 878 00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:15,824 TRINA. 879 00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:17,533 WHAT?! EEEEEWWWWW! 880 00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:24,657 IT. LICKED. MY FAAAAAAACE! 881 00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:26,455 (HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS) 882 00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:32,254 ♪♪ 883 00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:33,586 (LIGHTNING STRIKES) 884 00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:37,758 (SCRIBBLES FURIOUSLY) 885 00:19:40,972 --> 00:19:42,602 (FLAMES HISS) 886 00:19:46,226 --> 00:19:47,646 (HEAVENLY CHOIR SINGS) 887 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,687 LET'S GET KON 888 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,687 THAT DRUM SOLO! 889 00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:56,780 ♪♪ 890 00:19:56,821 --> 00:20:00,071 ♪ I fought for you, baby, 891 00:19:56,821 --> 00:20:00,071 and I'd fight again ♪ 892 00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:07,206 ♪ You weren't just my love, 893 00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:07,206 you were my best friend ♪ 894 00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:09,207 ♪ You doggone 895 00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:09,207 dog-tagged my heart ♪ 896 00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:11,499 ♪ And sent it off to war ♪ 897 00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:14,014 HUH? 898 00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:14,014 DOGS DON'T HAVE FINGERS! 899 00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:16,047 (GASPS) I MUST BE A DRUMMER! 900 00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:16,047 DRUM SOLO! 901 00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:19,718 (DRUMMING) 902 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:28,560 ♪♪ 903 00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:30,482 ♪ You doggone 904 00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:30,482 dog-tagged my heart 905 00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:33,731 ♪ And sent it off to war ♪ 906 00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:35,744 ♪ My dogs are barking up 907 00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:35,744 a storm ♪ 908 00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:38,646 ♪ And I ain't eating dog food 909 00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:38,646 no more ♪ 910 00:20:38,696 --> 00:20:40,656 ♪ Yeaaaah! ♪ 911 00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:46,754 (PYROTECHNICS EXPLODE, 912 00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:46,754 CROWD APPLAUDS, DOGS BARK) 913 00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:48,957 KON: 914 00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:48,957 BEING A DOG WAS GREAT! 915 00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:51,748 EVERYONE SCRATCHES YOUR TUMMY 916 00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:51,748 AND THE WORLD IS YOUR BATHROOM. 917 00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:53,842 MAYOR MELLOW: 918 00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:53,842 YOU GUYS WERE GREAT TODAY, 919 00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:53,842 AND SO WAS YOUR DOG. 920 00:20:53,878 --> 00:20:56,048 HEY! WHERE DID HE GO? 921 00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:58,509 COREY: 922 00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:58,509 THANKS, MAYOR MELLOW, 923 00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:58,509 BUT WE'RE DONE WITH HAIR. 924 00:20:58,549 --> 00:21:01,339 WHAT MATTERS IN MUSIC 925 00:20:58,549 --> 00:21:01,339 IS SOUL, 926 00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:04,635 AND BEING A DOG BAND 927 00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:04,635 GROWS HAIR ON THAT SOUL. 928 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,720 THEN YOU HAVE TO WASH 929 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,720 THE DANDRUFF FLAKES OFF IT 930 00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,346 OR THEY COVER UP 931 00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,346 WHO YOU REALLY ARE 932 00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:10,312 AND YOU START ACTING 933 00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:10,312 LIKE AN ANIMAL. 934 00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:12,692 INSTEAD OF PLAYING WICKED 935 00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:12,692 GUITAR LICKS, 936 00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:14,110 YOU'RE JUST LICKING 937 00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:14,110 THE FACES OF YOUR FANS. 938 00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:18,685 (LANDING THUD) 939 00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:19,946 THANKS FOR COMING OUT, 940 00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:19,946 EVERYONE! 54292

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