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♪ Got a band
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that's really cool ♪
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♪ Stealing words
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from you-know-who ♪
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♪ Playing gigs when we can,
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trying to impress our fans ♪
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♪ Older sister goes berserk ♪
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♪ Her temper is
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her biggest quirk ♪
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♪ I got a plan
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that just might work ♪
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♪ Now, we're gonna rock
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and we're gonna roll ♪
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♪ We are Grojband, whoa! ♪
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BUZZ NEWSWORTHY:
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WELCOME BACK
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TO "SCARED PROPER,"
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WITH OUR GUEST,
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MISS OBEDIENCE!
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CHECK IT, BUZZ!
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I GOT MY NAME
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'CAUSE I WAS ALWAYS POPULAR
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MISS-OBEYING THE RULES.
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I HAD CRED.
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BUZZ NEWSWORTHY:
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AND YOUR MUSIC WAS NEVER
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MORE POPULAR.
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CROWD:
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(CHEERING)
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RIGHT.
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BUT I GOT BORED.
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I WAS TIRED OF LOOKING
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FOR MORE RULES TO MISS-OBEY,
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SO I WENT STRAIGHT.
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BUZZ NEWSWORTHY:
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AND YOUR MUSIC WAS NEVER
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MORE POPULAR.
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WANNA SEE
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MY NEW CLOTHING LINE?
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LANEY:
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SO ALL SHE DID WAS STOP
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BREAKING RULES,
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AND SHE'S A BIG DEAL?
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IF IT WORKED FOR HER,
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IT CAN WORK FOR US!
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GROJBAND IS GOING STRAIGHT!
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HOW WE DOING SO FAR?
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I GUESS WE HAVE TO BE
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HARDCORE TROUBLEMAKERS FIRST,
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THEN WE CAN GO STRAIGHT.
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UH, CORE?
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TROUBLEMAKERS USUALLY GET,
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YOU KNOW, PUNISHED.
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KON:
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NO WAY, MAN! KIN AND ME AIN'T
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GOING BACK TO DETENTION!
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WE GOTTA HIDE, BRO!
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KIN:
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WAIT A SECOND. WE'VE NEVER EVEN
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BEEN TO DETENTION.
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KON: OH YEAH. (BELCHES)
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KIN: ACK!
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COREY:
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EASY, GUYS. WE JUST NEED TO
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PRETEND LIKE WE'RE TROUBLE,
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SO LET'S START FRONTING.
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KIN AND KON:
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(GASP) MAKEOVER!
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♪ Wicked cool transition ♪
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TRINA
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BYE, NICK!
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HAVE FUN AT SCOOTERFEST!
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NICK MALLORY ALWAYS HAS FUN
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AT SCOOTERFEST.
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(SNAPS FINGERS,
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GIRLS SCREAM)
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I CAN'T BELIEVE NICK'S
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GOING OUT OF TOWN!
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MY LIFE IS OVER
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FOR A WHOLE WEEKEND!
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MINA:
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YOU SHOULD START A HOBBY
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TO TAKE YOUR MIND OFF NICK.
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TOTES THE BEST IDEA, MINS!
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AND I KNOW JUST THE THING!
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TO THE CRAFT STORE!
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REALLY?
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YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME.
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KIN:
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HOW ARE YOUR JEANS
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STAYING UP?
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BY THE POWER
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OF PURE TOUGHNESS.
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(GRUNTING WITH EFFORT)
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OW! UNGH! EE! OW!
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BEAT IT!
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I NEED THE GARAGE
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TO BUILD A MODEL
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OF THE PERFECT PEACEVILLE
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THAT I WANT TO LIVE IN WITH NICK
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WHEN HE GETS BACK.
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IT'S A HOBBY.
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YOU'RE NOT PART OF IT.
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EXIT NOW!
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COREY:
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SIS, YOU'RE TALKING TO A NEW,
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TOUGH GROJBAND
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AND THIS IS OUR TURF.
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(SNAPS FINGERS)
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SO... RECOGNIZE.
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COREY:
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NICK BLINKED!
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THAT COUNTS AS RECOGNIZING!
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TRINA:
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PFFFT! WHATEVER.
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THIS ISN'T OVER!
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(DIALING PHONE)
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SO, ENTOURAGE-BAND
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WANTS TO BE TOUGH.
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WELL, TOUGH GUYS
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GET RATTED OUT.
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TO WHO?
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DUH!
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LIKE SOME TV SHOW
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OR SOMETHING.
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(PHONE RINGS)
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(BANGING ON DOOR)
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BUZZ NEWSWORTHY:
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A SNEAKY RAT - YOUR SISTER -
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TOLD ME THAT THE TOUGHEST
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TROUBLEMAKERS IN TOWN
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ARE IN THIS...
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WHAT IS THIS, A SHED?
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COREY: IT'S A GARAGE.
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BUZZ: A GARAGE? PERFECT!
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BECAUSE IT'S TIME TO DO
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SOME ROUTINE MAINTENANCE
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ON YOUR YOUNG LIVES.
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WE'VE HEARD YOU KIDS NEED TO BE
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SCARED PROPER.
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LANEY:
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TRINA RATTED US OUT?
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BUT WE HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING!
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COREY:
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YEAH, BUT WE'VE ALREADY SCORED
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A TON OF HARDCORE CRED - ON TV!
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BUZZ NEWSWORTHY:
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AND THE MAYOR HAS GIVEN ME
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SPECIAL AUTHORITY
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TO LOCK YOU KIDS UP!
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HE'S A BIG FAN OF THE SHOW.
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ALL:
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(GASP)
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COREY:
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UH, THAT WASN'T A SCARED GASP.
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OUR BREATHING IS
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JUST FULL OF ATTITUDE.
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WE CAN HANDLE ANY CAGE -
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DARK! WET! DRAFTY!
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FULL OF SNAKES!
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MAYBE HAUNTED!
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BUT WE'VE HAD ENOUGH
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OF BEING TOUGH.
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WE WANT TO GO STRAIGHT
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AND HELP SOME KIDS
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SO THEY DON'T
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TURN OUT LIKE US.
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AND TO PROVE
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WE'VE CLEANED UP OUR ACT,
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WE'RE GONNA VISIT THE KIDS
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AT PLAY PENN
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MAX SECURITY DAYCARE.
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LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT ANOTHER
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MISS OBEDIENCE HERE.
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THE NICE ONE -
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NOT THE ONE WHO STOLE MY CAR.
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KON:
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PLAY PENN IS DANGEROUS!
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THOSE KIDS DON'T EVEN NAP!
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LANEY:
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YEAH. THEY'RE ACTUALLY BAD.
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WE'RE NOT.
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KIN:
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I GET DIZZY JUST FROM WEARING
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MY HAT SIDEWAYS.
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COME ON, GUYS, IF I THOUGHT
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WE COULDN'T HAND IT,
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WOULD I SAY,
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"GROJBAND IS GOING
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TO PLAY PENN"?
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WE'LL SHOW 'EM WHAT BAD IS,
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THEN TELL 'EM NOT TO BE IT!
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COREY: (GROWLS)
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KIN: WHOA... OOF!
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MINA:
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WOW! THREE MALLS?
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ONE FOR NICK AND ME TO GO TO,
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ONE FOR ME TO GO TO MYSELF -
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FOR TRINA TIME -
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AND ONE FOR EVERYONE ELSE.
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BUT THAT ONE BURNED DOWN.
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IS THAT A COLISEUM?
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NICK'S GOTTA FIGHT TIGERS
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SHIRTLESS SOMEWHERE.
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UM, THIS IS PRETTY BIG.
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D
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.
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AND STEEL!
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YOU WANT NICK TO FIGHT IN
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AN UN-REINFORCED TIGERDROME?
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ALSO, LEARN TO WELD.
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♪ Tiger paw transition ♪
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(SHUTTER SNAPS)
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WHOA!
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(SHUTTER SNAPS)
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(BUZZER BLARES)
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(WHEEL SQUEAKS)
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(PUNCHING THUDS)
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(NEEDLE WHIRS)
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(LIFTING GRUNTS)
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COREY:
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OKAY, THIS IS A LITTLE MORE
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INTIMIDATING THAN I EXPECTED.
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WHO'S THE KID
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WITH THE EYE PATCH?
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BUZZ NEWSWORTHY:
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THAT'S TWO JUNIOR.
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HIS DAD'S NAME IS JUNIOR
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AND HE WAS NAMED AFTER HIM.
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GET IT?
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TRY NOT TO LOOK
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AT HIS PATCH.
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KON:
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AW! CHECK OUT THE CUTIE
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WITH THE EYE PATCH.
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(BABY TALK)
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ARE WOO A PIWATE?
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(PAINED GRUNTS)
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SHNIVER ME FLIMBERS!
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YEP. THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED TO ME.
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LANEY: SO WHAT NOW, HARD-CORE?
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COREY: WE SHOW THESE TODDLERS
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WHO WE WANT THEM TO THINK
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THEY'RE DEALING WITH.
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LISTEN UP, DROOL FOOLS!
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WE'RE GROJBAND,
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THE TOUGHEST BAND
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ON THE STREETS OF PEACEVILLE.
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YOU THINK YOU'RE FRONT PAGE
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OF THE BAD NEWS?
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HA! YOU'RE MORE LIKE THAT
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LITTLE FLYER THAT FALLS OUT
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AND YOU DON'T EVEN NOTICE.
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AND EVEN IF YOU DID,
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MAYBE YOU'D BE ALL EXCITED
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FOR LIKE A SECOND
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BECAUSE MAYBE THERE'S A SALE
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ON BUBBLE GUM AND UNICORNS.
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SO YOU PICK IT UP,
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BUT THEN YOU SEE
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IT'S ONLY FOR LAWN CARE.
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BUT YOU WOULDN'T EVEN
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KNOW THAT...
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(BABY TALK)
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BE-CAWS WOO CAN'T WEAD YET.
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AND EVEN IF YOU COULD,
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IT STILL WOULDN'T MATTER
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BECAUSE YOU DON'T EVEN
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OWN A LAWN.
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(GROWLS)
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(SPITS)
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GACK! GACK!
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KIN:
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AGGGHHHHHH!
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(CHOKING)
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TWO JUNIOR:
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IF YOU GUYS ARE THE TOUGHEST
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THEY COULD SEND - GUH!
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PEACEVILLE CAN'T HANDLE US!
280
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WE'RE BUSTIN' OUT!
281
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(ALARM WAILS)
282
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(FLEEING SHOUTS)
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BUZZ NEWSWORTHY:
284
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YOU'VE STARTED A JAILBREAK!
285
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I'M SURE THEY'LL TIRE
286
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THEMSELVES OUT SOON.
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KIN:
288
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AGGGHHH!
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♪ I wouldn't count on it ♪
290
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(WELDING SPARKS SIZZLE)
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OKAY, I HAND-CARVED
292
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THE NICK GARGOYLES
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FOR YOUR LOVE CASTLE WALLS,
294
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BUILT A DRAWBRIDGE
295
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BECAUSE THEY'RE ROMANTIC,
296
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AND WELDED THE DRAWBRIDGE CLOSED
297
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SO NICK CAN NEVER LEAVE.
298
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HAH!
299
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(SLURPS)
300
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AND WHILE YOU WERE
301
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DOING THAT,
302
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I DECIDED WE NEED A THOUSAND
303
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FOOT TALL STATUE OF NICK
304
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WITH A STAIRCASE
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TO HIS LIPS
306
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SO I CAN CLIMB UP
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AND KISS THEM!
308
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A THOUSAND FEET?
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TO SCALE, RIGHT?
310
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YES.
311
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IN ULTRA-HEAVY MARBLE.
312
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HOBBYING UP
313
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THE PERFECT PEACEVILLE
314
00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:41,686
IS LIKE SO MUCH FUN.
315
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(SIGHS)
316
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(FLAMES ROAR,
317
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PANICKED SCREAMS)
318
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(SCREAMING)
319
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AGGGGGHHHHHH!
320
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STOP, YOU LITTLE CANDY THIEVES!
321
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STOP!
322
00:06:59,961 --> 00:07:01,921
(ENGINE SPUTTERS)
323
00:07:01,963 --> 00:07:03,383
(PANICKED SCREAMS)
324
00:07:08,262 --> 00:07:09,762
LANEY:
325
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WE'RE TOTALLY GOING
326
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TO GET BLAMED FOR THIS.
327
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KIN:
328
00:07:09,804 --> 00:07:11,934
I THINK WE ALREADY ARE.
329
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BUZZ NEWSWORTHY:
330
00:07:11,973 --> 00:07:13,603
AFTER BEING RATTED OUT
331
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BY THE FRONTMAN'S SISTER,
332
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GROJBAND APPEARED TO BE
333
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GOING STRAIGHT.
334
00:07:15,269 --> 00:07:16,939
BUT IN TRUTH,
335
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THEY STARTED
336
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WHAT ANY RESPONSIBLE NEWSCASTER
337
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WOULD CALL...
338
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A RUGRAT RIOT!
339
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WE CAN'T LET THESE KIDS
340
00:07:21,649 --> 00:07:23,739
WRECK OUR TOWN.
341
00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:24,947
KIN:
342
00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:24,947
CAN'T WE JUST PRETEND
343
00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:24,947
IT'S NOT HAPPENING?
344
00:07:24,986 --> 00:07:26,316
I THOUGHT WE COULD FRONT
345
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OUR WAY TO CRED,
346
00:07:26,363 --> 00:07:27,953
BUT I WAS WRONG.
347
00:07:27,989 --> 00:07:29,869
WE NEED TO EARN IT
348
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WITH WHAT WE DO BEST.
349
00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:32,408
WE NEED TO ROCK
350
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THESE KIDS STRAIGHT!
351
00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:34,752
LANEY:
352
00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:34,752
UM, IF THERE WERE ANY LYRICS
353
00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:34,752
AROUND HERE,
354
00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:36,958
I'M PRETTY SURE TWO JUNIOR
355
00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:36,958
ALREADY STOLE THEM.
356
00:07:36,998 --> 00:07:39,418
TWO JUNIOR WANTS
357
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TO TAKE OVER A TOWN,
358
00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:41,589
AND TRINA'S BUILDING
359
00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:41,589
A NICE LITTLE ONE IN THE GARAGE.
360
00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:44,458
SEEMS LIKE A RECIPE
361
00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:44,458
FOR DIARY ACTION.
362
00:07:44,505 --> 00:07:46,465
(POLICE SIRENS WAIL)
363
00:07:46,507 --> 00:07:48,257
TWO JUNIOR:
364
00:07:46,507 --> 00:07:48,257
(GASPS) THE COPS!
365
00:07:46,507 --> 00:07:48,257
TEAR UP, BOYS.
366
00:07:48,302 --> 00:07:50,552
WE MIGHT HAVE TO CRY OUR WAY
367
00:07:48,302 --> 00:07:50,552
OUTTA THIS.
368
00:07:50,595 --> 00:07:51,965
COREY:
369
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YOU GUYS NEED A PLACE TO LAY LOW
370
00:07:50,595 --> 00:07:51,965
AND HIDE OUT.
371
00:07:52,013 --> 00:07:54,273
OUR GARAGE IS PERFECT.
372
00:07:54,308 --> 00:07:56,638
TWO JUNIOR:
373
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YEAH, SURE.
374
00:07:54,308 --> 00:07:56,638
SOME OF MY BOYS GOT BOO-BOOS,
375
00:07:56,684 --> 00:07:59,984
AND WE'RE ALL GETTING CRANKY
376
00:07:56,684 --> 00:07:59,984
WITHOUT OUR JUICE.
377
00:08:00,021 --> 00:08:01,981
SHRUG.
378
00:08:00,021 --> 00:08:01,981
I GUESS IT'S OKAY.
379
00:08:02,023 --> 00:08:03,363
BUT IF I DON'T GET ALL WIBBLY
380
00:08:02,023 --> 00:08:03,363
WHEN I KISS IT,
381
00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:04,400
YOU'RE MAKING ANOTHER ONE.
382
00:08:04,443 --> 00:08:05,653
BUT THAT TOOK ME
383
00:08:04,443 --> 00:08:05,653
TWELVE-
384
00:08:05,693 --> 00:08:08,033
THE PRICE OF WIBBLES,
385
00:08:05,693 --> 00:08:08,033
MINA.
386
00:08:08,071 --> 00:08:10,121
(GARAGE DOOR WHIRS OPEN)
387
00:08:10,157 --> 00:08:12,827
SPREAD OUT, CREW.
388
00:08:10,157 --> 00:08:12,827
THIS IS OUR NEW CRIB.
389
00:08:12,867 --> 00:08:14,997
HEY, SIS.
390
00:08:12,867 --> 00:08:14,997
I MET SOME NEW FRIENDS.
391
00:08:15,036 --> 00:08:15,996
THEY'RE JUST GONNA HANG OUT
392
00:08:15,036 --> 00:08:15,996
FOR A WHILE.
393
00:08:16,037 --> 00:08:17,707
WAAAAAHH?!
394
00:08:19,874 --> 00:08:22,004
(LICKING THUDS,
395
00:08:19,874 --> 00:08:22,004
MILK SPLATS)
396
00:08:22,043 --> 00:08:25,013
HEY! EEEEK! GRRR!
397
00:08:25,046 --> 00:08:27,216
HEY, OLD LADIES,
398
00:08:25,046 --> 00:08:27,216
GET SOME ORANGE SLICES GOING.
399
00:08:27,257 --> 00:08:29,087
TRINA:
400
00:08:27,257 --> 00:08:29,087
GET OUT OF MY TOWN,
401
00:08:27,257 --> 00:08:29,087
YOU TINY STINKBAGS!
402
00:08:29,134 --> 00:08:30,894
THIS IS PERFECT PEACEVILLE!
403
00:08:30,927 --> 00:08:35,017
POPULATION: ME AND MY DREAMS
404
00:08:30,927 --> 00:08:35,017
OF HUNKY NICK MALLORY!
405
00:08:35,056 --> 00:08:37,476
YOU MEAN THIS GUY?
406
00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:39,017
LOOKS LIKE HE NEEDS
407
00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:39,017
TO BE CHANGED.
408
00:08:39,060 --> 00:08:41,560
GASP! GRRRRR!
409
00:08:41,604 --> 00:08:43,864
STOP POOPING ON
410
00:08:41,604 --> 00:08:43,864
MY PERFECT PEACEVILLE!
411
00:08:46,609 --> 00:08:47,989
(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS)
412
00:08:49,821 --> 00:08:54,411
♪♪
413
00:08:54,451 --> 00:08:55,831
(FLAMES ROAR)
414
00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:59,039
♪♪
415
00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:00,330
(PEN SCRIBBLES FURIOUSLY)
416
00:09:02,834 --> 00:09:04,254
(FLAME HISSES)
417
00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:12,472
(HEAVENLY CHOIR SINGS)
418
00:09:12,511 --> 00:09:14,721
BUZZ NEWSWORTHY:
419
00:09:12,511 --> 00:09:14,721
COREY RIFFIN,
420
00:09:12,511 --> 00:09:14,721
YOU'VE SPARKED TODDLER RAMPAGE
421
00:09:14,762 --> 00:09:17,642
AND NOW YOU'RE HIDING
422
00:09:14,762 --> 00:09:17,642
THE TINY TERRORS FROM THE LAW?
423
00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:19,602
ALL PART OF THE PLAN
424
00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:19,602
TO SCARE 'EM PROPER, BUZZ.
425
00:09:19,642 --> 00:09:21,402
YOU'LL NEED
426
00:09:19,642 --> 00:09:21,402
TO EXPLAIN THAT.
427
00:09:21,436 --> 00:09:23,436
WELL, IT GOES A LITTLE
428
00:09:21,436 --> 00:09:23,436
SOMETHING LIKE THIS...
429
00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:25,270
(RECORD SCRATCHES)
430
00:09:25,315 --> 00:09:26,225
(Rapping)
431
00:09:25,315 --> 00:09:26,225
♪ You wanna act tough? ♪
432
00:09:26,274 --> 00:09:27,534
♪ You think you're real rough? ♪
433
00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:28,817
♪ I think you're nothin', yo ♪
434
00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:30,490
♪ And now I'm gonna call
435
00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:30,490
your bluff! ♪
436
00:09:30,529 --> 00:09:32,949
♪ You wanna wreck stuff,
437
00:09:30,529 --> 00:09:32,949
you little cream puffs? ♪
438
00:09:32,989 --> 00:09:35,699
♪ What's up? I just met you
439
00:09:32,989 --> 00:09:35,699
and already I've had enough ♪
440
00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:37,832
♪ So knock it off!
441
00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:37,832
(knock it off) ♪
442
00:09:37,869 --> 00:09:39,749
♪ And smarten up
443
00:09:37,869 --> 00:09:39,749
Just knock it off! ♪
444
00:09:39,787 --> 00:09:41,367
♪ (Say what?)
445
00:09:39,787 --> 00:09:41,367
I've had enough ♪
446
00:09:41,415 --> 00:09:43,285
♪ Knock it off!
447
00:09:41,415 --> 00:09:43,285
(knock it off) ♪
448
00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:45,503
♪ And smarten up,
449
00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:45,503
just knock it off ♪
450
00:09:45,544 --> 00:09:47,964
♪ Because I've had enough,
451
00:09:45,544 --> 00:09:47,964
Woo! ♪
452
00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:50,224
♪ You need to listen up,
453
00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:50,224
it's time to straigten up ♪
454
00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:53,047
♪ Or I swear I'll take away
455
00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:53,047
your little sippy cup ♪
456
00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:54,553
♪ And your blanket
457
00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:54,553
and your books ♪
458
00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,054
♪ And your toys
459
00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,054
and your teddy ♪
460
00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:58,556
♪ And I'll send you
461
00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:58,556
all up to beddy ♪
462
00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,768
♪ 'Cause the big bad world
463
00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,768
don't care if you're ready ♪
464
00:10:00,808 --> 00:10:02,638
♪ So knock it off!
465
00:10:00,808 --> 00:10:02,638
(knock it off) ♪
466
00:10:02,685 --> 00:10:04,595
♪ And smarten up!
467
00:10:02,685 --> 00:10:04,595
Just knock it off! ♪
468
00:10:04,645 --> 00:10:06,225
♪ (Say what?)
469
00:10:04,645 --> 00:10:06,225
I've had enough ♪
470
00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:08,113
♪ Knock it off!
471
00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:08,113
(knock it off) ♪
472
00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:10,109
♪ And smarten up!
473
00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:10,109
Just knock it off! ♪
474
00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:11,651
♪ Because I've had enough,
475
00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:11,651
Woo! ♪
476
00:10:13,905 --> 00:10:15,525
WHAT DID WE LEARN TODAY,
477
00:10:13,905 --> 00:10:15,525
KIDS?
478
00:10:15,574 --> 00:10:17,124
TWO JUNIOR:
479
00:10:15,574 --> 00:10:17,124
TO BE GOOD, OR ELSE!
480
00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:18,988
COREY:
481
00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:18,988
THAT'S RIGHT.
482
00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:18,988
NOW, GET OUTTA HERE.
483
00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:22,115
IT'S NAP TIME.
484
00:10:22,163 --> 00:10:24,713
BUZZ NEWSWORTHY:
485
00:10:22,163 --> 00:10:24,713
YOUR CRAZY PLAN COST THE CITY
486
00:10:22,163 --> 00:10:24,713
DOZENS OF DOLLARS IN DAMAGES,
487
00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:27,419
BUT GROJBAND HAS SCARED
488
00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:27,419
PLAY PENN STRAIGHT.
489
00:10:27,461 --> 00:10:29,341
COREY:
490
00:10:27,461 --> 00:10:29,341
ALL PART OF THE PLAN, BUZZ.
491
00:10:29,379 --> 00:10:30,669
THESE LITTLE GUYS
492
00:10:29,379 --> 00:10:30,669
DIDN'T NEED A SPEECH,
493
00:10:30,713 --> 00:10:32,763
THEY NEEDED A SHOW.
494
00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:35,139
WHAT YOU DID TODAY
495
00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:35,139
DESERVES SERIOUS CRED.
496
00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:37,596
THANKS, BUZZ,
497
00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:37,596
BUT CRED IS FOR REAL.
498
00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,137
YOU CAN'T KEEP IT REAL
499
00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,137
WHEN YOU'RE FRONTING.
500
00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:41,520
BECAUSE SOON YOU HAVE
501
00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:41,520
TO BACK UP THAT FRONT,
502
00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:44,438
AND THEN YOU'RE GOING DOWN.
503
00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:44,438
AND THAT'S WHAT'S UP.
504
00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:45,478
CAN ONE OF YOU TRANSLATE THAT
505
00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:45,478
FOR ME?
506
00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:49,072
THANKS FOR COMING OUT,
507
00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:49,072
EVERYONE.
508
00:10:53,194 --> 00:10:56,364
KIN:
509
00:10:53,194 --> 00:10:56,364
AND NOW, KINCREDIBLE
510
00:10:53,194 --> 00:10:56,364
AND KONBELIEVABLE
511
00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:59,326
WILL MAKE THE LOVELY LANEY
512
00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:59,326
DISAPPEAR!
513
00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:00,907
HAVE YOU TESTED
514
00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:00,907
THIS THING?
515
00:11:00,952 --> 00:11:03,162
IN A MINUTE,
516
00:11:00,952 --> 00:11:03,162
THE ANSWER WILL BE YES!
517
00:11:03,204 --> 00:11:06,004
(DRUM ROLL)
518
00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:07,710
ABRA-KON-DABRA!
519
00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:10,960
(POOF)
520
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:13,304
AGH!
521
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:13,304
LANEY'S TURNED
522
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:13,304
INTO A GIRL!
523
00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:16,010
GUYS, IT'S ME, COREY!
524
00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:18,350
PHEW!
525
00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:18,350
WHAT'S WITH
526
00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:18,350
THE HEAD CAPE?
527
00:11:18,386 --> 00:11:19,886
REMEMBER WHEN WE WATCHED
528
00:11:18,386 --> 00:11:19,886
THAT SPECIAL
529
00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:23,559
ON '80S HAIR METAL BAND,
530
00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:23,559
MULLET BULLET?
531
00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:26,190
LANEY:
532
00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:26,190
SO HAIR METAL IS ABOUT
533
00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:26,190
BIG HAIR, TIGHT PANTS,
534
00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:28,397
AND HIGH-PITCHED SONGS
535
00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:28,397
ABOUT CRAZY LOVE.
536
00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:30,938
COREY:
537
00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:30,938
YEP. SO GLAD THAT FAD'S OVER.
538
00:11:30,982 --> 00:11:32,282
BUT THEN I HEARD
539
00:11:30,982 --> 00:11:32,282
THAT MAYOR MELLOW
540
00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:33,937
WANTED THE HAIRDOIEST BAND
541
00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:33,937
IN TOWN
542
00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:35,855
TO ROCK THIS YEAR'S
543
00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:35,855
DOGGIE DOOZ DOG SHOW.
544
00:11:35,903 --> 00:11:37,283
ALL THE COMPETING DOGS
545
00:11:35,903 --> 00:11:37,283
HAVE HAIRDOS -
546
00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:39,742
AND SO WILL WE!
547
00:11:39,782 --> 00:11:41,412
HAIR METAL,
548
00:11:39,782 --> 00:11:41,412
WICKED MULLETS,
549
00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:43,871
AND WICKED-ER
550
00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:43,871
DRUM SOLOS?
551
00:11:43,911 --> 00:11:45,621
I'M IN!
552
00:11:43,911 --> 00:11:45,621
BRING YOUR MAGIC
553
00:11:43,911 --> 00:11:45,621
DRUMSTICKS!
554
00:11:45,664 --> 00:11:48,084
DOGS LOVE MAGIC TRICKS!
555
00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:51,004
LANEY:
556
00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:51,004
AHHHHHHHHHHH! OOPH!
557
00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:51,004
(MOANING)
558
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:53,214
COREY:
559
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:53,214
SORRY, LANES,
560
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:53,214
IF YOU WANNA HARSH ON MY PLANS,
561
00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:53,924
YOU GOTTA BE HERE
562
00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:53,924
ON TIME.
563
00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,930
COREY'S NEW HAIR
564
00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,930
IS SO LAME!
565
00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:01,559
WHY DO WE LOVE IT
566
00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:01,559
SO MUCH?!
567
00:12:01,596 --> 00:12:03,676
DON'T ASK WHY!
568
00:12:01,596 --> 00:12:03,676
JUST SQUEAL!
569
00:12:03,722 --> 00:12:05,522
(HIGH-PITCHED SCREAMING)
570
00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:09,019
♪ Spinning wig transition ♪
571
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,572
MINA:
572
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,572
UM... HE'S A BIT BIG
573
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,572
FOR YOUR PURSE, TRINA.
574
00:12:11,606 --> 00:12:13,766
THEN IT BETTER NOT WIN!
575
00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:15,986
I WANT BEST IN SHOW
576
00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:15,986
FOR BEST IN PURSE.
577
00:12:16,027 --> 00:12:17,567
YOU DON'T GET TO KEEP
578
00:12:16,027 --> 00:12:17,567
THE WINNING DOG.
579
00:12:17,612 --> 00:12:19,162
BUT I'M THE BEST.
580
00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:21,157
WHO ELSE DESERVES
581
00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:21,157
THE BEST DOG, MINA?
582
00:12:21,199 --> 00:12:23,329
UH...
583
00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:25,698
TRINA:
584
00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:25,698
OOH! LOOK, THAT ONE COMES
585
00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:25,698
WITH A FLEA-PICKER MONKEY!
586
00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:29,748
SPEAKING OF FLEAS,
587
00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:32,130
LOOKS LIKE THE CIRCUS
588
00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:32,130
IS IN TOWN.
589
00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:34,878
TRINA:
590
00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:34,878
WHAT'RE YOU HAIRBALLS DOING HERE
591
00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:34,878
AT MY DOG MALL?
592
00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:36,301
MAYOR MELLOW NEEDED
593
00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:36,301
THE HAIRDOIEST BAND
594
00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:38,299
TO ROCK THESE HOUNDS.
595
00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:41,301
YEAH. AND WITH WIGS THIS LUSH,
596
00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:41,301
WHO'S HAIRIER THAN US?
597
00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:44,264
UGH! I WILL NOT HAVE
598
00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:44,264
MY FUTURE PURSE-DOG'S EARS
599
00:12:44,305 --> 00:12:45,425
EAR-ITATED BY THEIR
600
00:12:44,305 --> 00:12:45,425
UNLISTEN-TO-ABLE NOISES!
601
00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:48,233
HMM...
602
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:51,348
IF COREY NEEDS THOSE WIGS
603
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:51,348
TO PLAY, THEN...
604
00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:53,226
(BRIGHTENS)
605
00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:53,226
MINA?!
606
00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:55,943
FLEAS!
607
00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:55,943
HERE YA GO, TRINA!
608
00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:58,113
DID YOU KNOW MONKEYS
609
00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:58,113
COULD PUNCH WITH THEIR TAILS?
610
00:13:05,619 --> 00:13:07,789
TRINA:
611
00:13:05,619 --> 00:13:07,789
GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR WIG GIG.
612
00:13:07,828 --> 00:13:10,828
I BET YOU'RE JUST ITCHING
613
00:13:07,828 --> 00:13:10,828
TO PLAY!
614
00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:12,543
WELL, THAT WAS AWFULLY NICE
615
00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:12,543
OF TRINA
616
00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:14,714
TO UNSUSPICIOUSLY WISH US
617
00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:14,714
GOOD LUCK.
618
00:13:14,753 --> 00:13:15,673
ALL:
619
00:13:14,753 --> 00:13:15,673
THANKS, TRINA!
620
00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:21,125
FLEAS!
621
00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:21,125
AGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!
622
00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:24,295
(THUDS)
623
00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:24,295
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
624
00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:28,305
WE GOTTA GET RID
625
00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:28,305
OF THESE FLEA-INFESTED WIGS!
626
00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:30,769
(WHIRRING AND BUZZING,
627
00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:30,769
LOUD DING)
628
00:13:30,809 --> 00:13:32,309
(BUZZER BLARES,
629
00:13:30,809 --> 00:13:32,309
SMALL EXPLOSION)
630
00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:35,153
THAT'S IT!
631
00:13:35,189 --> 00:13:38,319
WAIT! NO WIGS EQUALS
632
00:13:35,189 --> 00:13:38,319
NO DRUM SOLO!
633
00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:41,529
NO TIME FOR MATH, KON!
634
00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:41,529
WE GOTTA FRY THESE 'FROS!
635
00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:44,071
FINE! TAKE IT!
636
00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:48,115
SALESMAN: PSST! PSST! PSST!
637
00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:48,115
KON: HUH? WHO? WHA?
638
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,251
YOU LOOK LIKE YA LOST
639
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,251
YER BEST FRIEND, SON.
640
00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:52,288
YUP.
641
00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:52,288
IT'S THAT AGE OLD STORY.
642
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,882
BOY FINDS HAIR,
643
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,882
BOY LOSES HAIR.
644
00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:56,747
IF HAIR IS WHAT YOU SEEK,
645
00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:56,747
LOOK NO FURTHER.
646
00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:01,340
KON:
647
00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:01,340
(READING LABEL)
648
00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:01,340
"MAGIC MUTT HAIR TONIC."
649
00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:04,222
SALESMAN:
650
00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:04,222
ONE TINY DROP'LL GROW ANY 'FRO!
651
00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:04,222
GROW ANY DO!
652
00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:05,680
SURE, IT'S FOR DOGS,
653
00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:05,680
BUT IT'LL WORK ON YOU...
654
00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:07,430
LIKE MAGIC!
655
00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:09,522
WHOA! STAND BACK,
656
00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:09,522
STRANGE DUDE!
657
00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:11,557
ONE MEGA MULLET
658
00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:11,557
COMING UP!
659
00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:13,351
HUH?
660
00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:15,734
YOU'RE SUPPOSED
661
00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:15,734
TO DRINK IT.
662
00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:18,362
SO, CORE, HOW WE GONNA GET
663
00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:18,362
OUR LYRICS FROM TRINA?
664
00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:21,239
HAIR METAL SONGS WERE
665
00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:21,239
POWER BALLADS ABOUT CRAZY LOVE.
666
00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:24,157
WELL, TRINA'S GONNA HAVE
667
00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:24,157
AN I-LOVE-TINY-DOGS FREAKOUT
668
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:25,867
ANY SECOND.
669
00:14:25,906 --> 00:14:28,276
SHE'LL LOSE HER MIND
670
00:14:25,906 --> 00:14:28,276
AND WE'LL HAVE OUR LYRICS.
671
00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:29,406
ALL WE NEED NOW IS...
672
00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:31,372
OUR WIGS ARE CLEAN!
673
00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:32,912
GOOD THING THAT DOG WASH
674
00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:34,705
WAS RIGHT NEXT
675
00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:34,705
TO THE DOG HAIR INCINERATOR.
676
00:14:34,749 --> 00:14:37,379
♪ Wicked cool transition ♪
677
00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:40,298
KON:
678
00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:40,298
I'LL NEVER GET MY HAIR METAL
679
00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:40,298
DRUM SOLO NOW.
680
00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:42,548
THERE'S GOTTA BE ANOTHER WAY.
681
00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:42,548
THINK, KON, THINK!
682
00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:45,390
(GASPS)
683
00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:45,390
ABRA-KON-DABRA!
684
00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:47,926
WOOOOOO!
685
00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:50,430
WHOOPSY DAISY!
686
00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:50,430
OOF!
687
00:14:50,473 --> 00:14:52,683
(SNIFFING,
688
00:14:50,473 --> 00:14:52,683
KON MOANS)
689
00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:55,516
(PANTING AND LICKING)
690
00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:59,322
KON:
691
00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:59,322
HUH? WHAT HAPPENED?
692
00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:59,322
WHO AM I?
693
00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:01,397
I'M ALL COVERED IN DOG HAIR.
694
00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:01,397
I MUST BE A DOG!
695
00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:03,362
I MEAN... RUFF!
696
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:04,953
KIN:
697
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:04,953
KON SURE WILL BE HAPPY
698
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:04,953
TO GET HIS WIG-
699
00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:07,157
HEY, WHERE'D KON GO?
700
00:15:07,198 --> 00:15:08,408
ALL:
701
00:15:07,198 --> 00:15:08,408
KON! WHERE ARE YOU, PAL?!
702
00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:10,279
(BARKS)
703
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:12,326
SORRY, BOY,
704
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:12,326
I DON'T HAVE TIME TO PLAY FETCH.
705
00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:14,410
.
706
00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:14,410
(BARKING)
707
00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:16,035
OKAY, FINE, JUST ONCE.
708
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:20,455
HAIR TONIC.
709
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:20,455
HIT HIS HEAD.
710
00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:22,553
THINKS HE'S A DOG.
711
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:25,969
OH NO!
712
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:25,969
KON THINKS HE'S A DOG!
713
00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:28,388
YOU MEAN THIS SLOBBERY
714
00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:28,388
MOUND OF FUR IS KON?
715
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,428
SWEET!
716
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,428
SWEET?!
717
00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:32,431
HOW'RE WE GONNA PLAY
718
00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:32,431
WITHOUT A DRUMMER, CORE?!
719
00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:34,683
MAYOR MELLOW:
720
00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:34,683
WELCOME TO THE DOGGIE DOOZ
721
00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:34,683
DOG SHOW!
722
00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:36,766
WE'RE GONNA START WITH
723
00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:36,766
EVERYONE'S FAVOURITE EVENT:
724
00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:39,401
THE DOG-STACLE COURSE!
725
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,649
OUR DOGS MUST MAKE IT OVER
726
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,649
THE BATH OF DOOM,
727
00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:45,321
PAST THE LOITERING CAT,
728
00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:45,321
AND AVOID THE DOG CATCHER,
729
00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:48,241
BEFORE RETURNING THE GOLDEN
730
00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:48,241
SLIPPERS TO THEIR MASTERS!
731
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:49,621
THAT'S IT!
732
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:49,621
WE'LL ENTER "KON-DOG"
733
00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:51,577
IN THE DOG COMPETITION.
734
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,908
HE'LL SNAP OUT OF IT
735
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,908
AS SOON AS HE SEES HE CAN'T DO
736
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,793
WHAT THE ACTUAL
737
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,793
DOGGIE DOOZ DOGS CAN DO.
738
00:15:56,831 --> 00:15:58,671
♪ Wasn't that convenient ♪
739
00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:00,208
MAYOR MELLOW:
740
00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:00,208
ON YOUR MARK!
741
00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:02,251
NOW DON'T FEEL BAD
742
00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:02,251
WHEN YOU LOSE THIS THING.
743
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:03,495
MAYOR MELLOW:
744
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:03,495
GET SET!
745
00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:05,466
AFTER ALL, YOU'VE ONLY BEEN
746
00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:05,466
A DOG FOR LIKE...
747
00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:06,796
MAYOR MELLOW: GO!
748
00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:06,796
(DOGS BARKING)
749
00:16:10,052 --> 00:16:11,762
(YAPPING AND BARKING)
750
00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:13,885
(BARKING MENACINGLY,
751
00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:13,885
KON BELCHES LOUDLY)
752
00:16:13,932 --> 00:16:16,352
(CAT SCREECHES,
753
00:16:13,932 --> 00:16:16,352
QUIVERING)
754
00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:17,442
(PANTING)
755
00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:20,436
(BARKS)
756
00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:24,783
COME ON, BOY!
757
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:26,738
(KIN AND CROWD CHEER,
758
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:26,738
KON BARKS EXCITEDLY)
759
00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:28,398
WHAT A GOOD DOG!
760
00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:29,946
SO THAT WAS UNEXPECTED.
761
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,449
YEAH, EVEN TRINA
762
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,449
LOVES KON-DOG.
763
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,872
FORGET A TINY DOG
764
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,872
TO RIDE IN MY PURSE,
765
00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:37,661
I WANT THIS BIG DOG
766
00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:37,661
TO CARRY MY PURSE!
767
00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:40,955
YOU'LL BE
768
00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:40,955
MY BEST FWIENDY WENDY!
769
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,290
BUT I THOUGHT
770
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,290
I WAS YOUR BEST FWIENDY WENDY.
771
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:46,046
THINGS CHANGE, MINA.
772
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:46,046
IT'S PHILOSOPHY.
773
00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:49,298
IF WE DON'T GET KON BACK,
774
00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:49,298
OUR GIG'LL BE RUINED!
775
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:52,892
CORE, WHY AREN'T YOU REACTING
776
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:52,892
TO ME SAYING "RUINED"?
777
00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:54,469
COREY:
778
00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:54,469
THOSE DOGS ARE RESPONDING
779
00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:54,469
TO THEIR TRAINER'S WHISTLE.
780
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:56,184
MAYBE IF WE PLAY MUSIC,
781
00:16:56,223 --> 00:16:58,353
KON'S DRUMMER INSTINCTS
782
00:16:56,223 --> 00:16:58,353
WILL KICK IN
783
00:16:58,392 --> 00:17:00,352
AND HE'LL REMEMBER
784
00:16:58,392 --> 00:17:00,352
WHO HE IS.
785
00:16:58,392 --> 00:17:00,352
THAT'S ,
786
00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:02,654
BUT WE STILL DON'T HAVE
787
00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:02,654
ANY LYRICS.
788
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,729
COREY:
789
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,729
WHEN TRINA DISCOVERS HER
790
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,729
FAVOURITE DOG IS REALLY KON,
791
00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:06,994
HER DIARY WILL OPEN
792
00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:06,994
RIGHT UP.
793
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:10,026
?
794
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:10,026
YOU SAW KON
795
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:10,026
BACK THERE.
796
00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:12,780
WHAT DOG COULD POSSIBLY
797
00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:12,780
BEAT HIM?
798
00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:15,914
MAYOR MELLOW:
799
00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:15,914
ONLY THREE DOGS REMAIN:
800
00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:15,914
YIPPY, KON-DOG,
801
00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:18,542
AND FIVE-TIME DEFENDING
802
00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:18,542
DOGGIE DOOZ CHAMPION...
803
00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:19,499
SPARKLES!
804
00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:19,499
(GROWLS FEROCIOUSLY)
805
00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:24,422
WE SHOULD PROBABLY
806
00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:24,422
CROSS OUR FINGERS.
807
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:26,710
MAYOR MELLOW:
808
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:26,710
WHAT BETTER WAY TO DETERMINE
809
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:26,710
MAN'S BEST FRIEND
810
00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:28,554
THAN BY HEARING
811
00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:28,554
THOSE THREE LITTLE WORDS:
812
00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:30,339
I LOVE YOU.
813
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,933
RIE RUFF ROU.
814
00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:34,849
EXCELLENT! IT'S THE NEXT ROUND
815
00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:34,849
FOR THIS HOUND.
816
00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:36,258
I LOVE YOU.
817
00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:38,555
YAP! YAP! YIP!
818
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:41,559
WELL, THERE'S NO NEED TO SHOUT
819
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:41,559
BECAUSE YOU'RE OUT!
820
00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:43,692
I LOVE YOU.
821
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:47,070
AW, MAYOR MELLOW,
822
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:47,070
I LOVE YOU, TOO.
823
00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:49,687
DOG-KONNIT,
824
00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:49,687
I FEEL THE LOVE!
825
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:52,486
THIS CHARMING DOG
826
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:52,486
IS A CUT ABOVE!
827
00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:55,870
AWWW! A BFF WHO SAYS
828
00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:55,870
HE LOVES ME!
829
00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:58,579
BUT...
830
00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:58,579
ZIP IT!
831
00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:58,579
I'M BONDING WITH A DOG.
832
00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:00,449
ONLY TWO CONTESTANTS LEFT!
833
00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:02,576
(GROWLS)
834
00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:05,593
THE DOGSLED RACE WILL DECIDE
835
00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:05,593
THIS YEAR'S DOGGIE DOOZ WINNER!
836
00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:07,956
IF WE WANT KON-DOG
837
00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:07,956
TO WIN THIS,
838
00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:11,804
WE MAY NEED TO TEACH A NEW DOG
839
00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:11,804
AN OLD TRICK.
840
00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:13,761
(SNAPS FINGERS)
841
00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:13,761
I'VE GOT A SUPER SPECIAL
842
00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:13,761
GROJBAND MISSION.
843
00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:16,101
YOU TWO UP FOR IT?
844
00:18:16,136 --> 00:18:19,016
(SQUEAL IN EXCITEMENT)
845
00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:21,307
(GASPS)
846
00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:21,307
WE'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT
847
00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:21,307
WHO MY NEW MINA WILL BE!
848
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:22,980
NEW MINA?
849
00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:25,399
ONLY MY BEST FRIEND
850
00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:25,399
CAN BE CALLED MINA, MINA!
851
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:26,978
YOU'LL BE DEMOTED
852
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:26,978
TO MINA NUMBER 2.
853
00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:29,323
THANKS FOR KEEPING ME
854
00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:29,323
IN THE PICTURE, TRINA.
855
00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:32,188
DOGS GET READY!
856
00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:32,188
DOGS GET SET!
857
00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:35,026
HOPE THE RIGHT DOG WINS
858
00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:35,026
CUZ MELLOW PLACED A BET!
859
00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:37,283
(PISTOL POPS,
860
00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:37,283
DOGS BARK)
861
00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:44,616
HEY, BOY!
862
00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:44,616
IT'S MAGIC TIME!
863
00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:46,535
MY MAGIC DRUMSTICKS!
864
00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:53,474
♪♪
865
00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:55,587
ABRA-KON-DABRA!
866
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:56,585
NOW!
867
00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:01,806
(BARKING)
868
00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:04,139
WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE
869
00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:04,139
SPARKLES RAN AWAY.
870
00:19:04,184 --> 00:19:06,774
BY WAY OF DEFAULT,
871
00:19:04,184 --> 00:19:06,774
YOUR WINNER IS...
872
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,653
MIIIIIINE!
873
00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:10,819
(HAPPY SQUEALS,
874
00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:10,819
GIGGLES)
875
00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:13,648
(HAIR CLIPPERS WHIR)
876
00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:15,824
COREY:
877
00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:15,824
SAY HI TO YOUR NEW BFF,
878
00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:15,824
TRINA.
879
00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:17,533
WHAT?! EEEEEWWWWW!
880
00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:24,657
IT. LICKED. MY FAAAAAAACE!
881
00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:26,455
(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS)
882
00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:32,254
♪♪
883
00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:33,586
(LIGHTNING STRIKES)
884
00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:37,758
(SCRIBBLES FURIOUSLY)
885
00:19:40,972 --> 00:19:42,602
(FLAMES HISS)
886
00:19:46,226 --> 00:19:47,646
(HEAVENLY CHOIR SINGS)
887
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,687
LET'S GET KON
888
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,687
THAT DRUM SOLO!
889
00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:56,780
♪♪
890
00:19:56,821 --> 00:20:00,071
♪ I fought for you, baby,
891
00:19:56,821 --> 00:20:00,071
and I'd fight again ♪
892
00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:07,206
♪ You weren't just my love,
893
00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:07,206
you were my best friend ♪
894
00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:09,207
♪ You doggone
895
00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:09,207
dog-tagged my heart ♪
896
00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:11,499
♪ And sent it off to war ♪
897
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:14,014
HUH?
898
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:14,014
DOGS DON'T HAVE FINGERS!
899
00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:16,047
(GASPS) I MUST BE A DRUMMER!
900
00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:16,047
DRUM SOLO!
901
00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:19,718
(DRUMMING)
902
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:28,560
♪♪
903
00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:30,482
♪ You doggone
904
00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:30,482
dog-tagged my heart
905
00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:33,731
♪ And sent it off to war ♪
906
00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:35,744
♪ My dogs are barking up
907
00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:35,744
a storm ♪
908
00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:38,646
♪ And I ain't eating dog food
909
00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:38,646
no more ♪
910
00:20:38,696 --> 00:20:40,656
♪ Yeaaaah! ♪
911
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:46,754
(PYROTECHNICS EXPLODE,
912
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:46,754
CROWD APPLAUDS, DOGS BARK)
913
00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:48,957
KON:
914
00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:48,957
BEING A DOG WAS GREAT!
915
00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:51,748
EVERYONE SCRATCHES YOUR TUMMY
916
00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:51,748
AND THE WORLD IS YOUR BATHROOM.
917
00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:53,842
MAYOR MELLOW:
918
00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:53,842
YOU GUYS WERE GREAT TODAY,
919
00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:53,842
AND SO WAS YOUR DOG.
920
00:20:53,878 --> 00:20:56,048
HEY! WHERE DID HE GO?
921
00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:58,509
COREY:
922
00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:58,509
THANKS, MAYOR MELLOW,
923
00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:58,509
BUT WE'RE DONE WITH HAIR.
924
00:20:58,549 --> 00:21:01,339
WHAT MATTERS IN MUSIC
925
00:20:58,549 --> 00:21:01,339
IS SOUL,
926
00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:04,635
AND BEING A DOG BAND
927
00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:04,635
GROWS HAIR ON THAT SOUL.
928
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,720
THEN YOU HAVE TO WASH
929
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,720
THE DANDRUFF FLAKES OFF IT
930
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,346
OR THEY COVER UP
931
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,346
WHO YOU REALLY ARE
932
00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:10,312
AND YOU START ACTING
933
00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:10,312
LIKE AN ANIMAL.
934
00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:12,692
INSTEAD OF PLAYING WICKED
935
00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:12,692
GUITAR LICKS,
936
00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:14,110
YOU'RE JUST LICKING
937
00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:14,110
THE FACES OF YOUR FANS.
938
00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:18,685
(LANDING THUD)
939
00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:19,946
THANKS FOR COMING OUT,
940
00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:19,946
EVERYONE!
54292
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