Original subtitles

♪ Got a band

that's really cool ♪

♪ Stealing words

from you know who ♪

♪ Playing gigs when we can ♪

♪ Trying to impress our fans ♪

♪ Older sister goes berserk ♪

♪ Her temper is

her biggest quirk ♪

♪ I got a plan

that might just work ♪

♪ Now, we're gonna rock ♪

♪ And we're gonna roll ♪

♪ We are Grojband, whoa! ♪

(BIRD CROWS)

(TIRES SCREECH)

HERE AT LAST!

WHADDYA THINK?

I THINK YOU'VE GOT SOME

'SPLAININ' TO DO, COREY.

A CAMPGROUND?!

WHAT'S GROJBAND'S

NEXT BIG THING? S'MORES?

IT'S NOT JUST ANY

CAMPGROUND.

THIS IS CAMP SCREAMLY!

EVERY YEAR,

KIDS COME FROM MILES AROUND

TO BE TRAUMATIZED BY

AN ACOUSTIC COMBAT CREEPSHOW;

A BATTLE OF THE BANDS

TO DECIDE THE SCARIEST

CAMPFIRE SCAREBAND.

THIS YEAR,

IT'LL BE GROJBAND.

CAMP SCREAMLY, EH?

THAT SOUNDS FAMILIAR...

IN A FORESHADOWY

KIND OF WAY.

TRINA:

LISTEN UP!

YOU LITTLE TWIZERPY TWIRPS

DON'T HAVE A CHANCE WINNING

ANYTHING AT A CAMP

WHERE I'M HEAD COUNSELLOR!

CORE, YOU BROUGHT US

TO A CAMP

WHERE YOUR SISTER

IS THE BOSS OF US?

(THROUGH MEGAPHONE)

AND BESIDES,

HAVE YOU SEEN

YOUR COMPETITION?

(IN UNISON)

GASP! THE NEWMANS!

OUR DOPPELGANGER

GENDER OPPOSITES.

CORE, YOU BROUGHT US

TO A CAMP

WHERE YOUR SISTER

IS THE BOSS OF US

AND WE HAVE TO COMPETE

AGAINST OUR MORTAL ENEMIES?

WELL, IT DOESN'T SOUND AS GOOD

WHEN YOU SAY IT OUT LOUD.

♪ Wicked camp transition ♪

CARRIE:

SO IT LOOKS LIKE YOU CAME

A LONG WAY FOR NOTHING, RIFFIN.

IF BY "NOTHING,"

YOU MEAN "VICTORY,"

YOU'RE RIGHT!

OH, YEAH?

WELL, WE'VE WON EVERY CONTEST

FOR THE LAST TWO YEARS.

THAT'S THE SAME NUMBER

AS YOU'VE NEVER WON.

NEVER WON

'CAUSE WE NEVER TRIED.

OUR SCARY CAMPFIRE SONG'S GONNA

TOAST YOURS LIKE A MARSHMALLOW,

BUT IT'LL GET SO TOASTED

THAT IT JUST OOZES

AND FALLS IN THE FIRE.

AND IT'S NOT DELICIOUS,

IT'S JUST RUINED.

WELL, WHATEVER THE WORST

BURN OF YOUR LIFE WAS,

IMAGINE IT JUST GOT

SAID TO YOU.

TWICE!

AM I CRAZY,

OR DO WE HAVE

TO TOTALLY CRUSH THEM?

I LOVE A GOOD

GRUDGE MATCH.

SO LIKE HERE WE ALL ARE AT THIS

SONG CONTEST OR WHATEVER.

WHOEVER DOES THE SCARIEST SONG

WILL LIKE TOTALLY WIN

THIS UGLY TROPHY, I GUESS.

BUT THE LOSERS -

LOOKING AT COREY -

WILL LOSE SO HARD

THEY'LL LIKE TOTALLY EXPLODE

OR SOME JUNK

AND WILL NEVER POLLUTE

MY EAR HOLES

WITH THEIR GRODY MUSIC AGAIN!

(EVIL LAUGH)

DID YOU REALLY

SIGN US UP

AT THIS CREEPY

BUGGY CAMP

JUST SO YOU COULD DESTROY

YOUR LITTLE BROTHER?

AS IF. I WANNA GET CLOSE

TO NATURE.

AND BY "NATURE"

I MEAN HUNKY NICK MALLORY.

LOOKIN' GOOD,

FLUTTERBOARD NICK MALLORY.

RIGHT BACK AT YOU,

LIFEGUARD NICK MALLORY.

(PLAYING A GOTH

RHYTHMIC TUNE)

(EVIL LAUGHTER)

EVEN THEIR SOUND CHECK

IS ENOUGH TO MAKE KIDS

WET THE BED.

THE ONLY ONE WHO COULD

TOP THAT WOULD BE-

DON'T SAY IT.

BLADE-

I MEAN IT, DUDE.

STA-

SHHHHHH!

STABBINGTON!

AGGHHH!

(THUNDER CRACKS)

COREY:

OF COURSE!

THE CAMPFIRE METAL MASTER!

WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!

CAMPFIRE METAL IS A THING?

NOT ONLY IS IT A THING,

IT'S A FLASHBACK!

BLADE COULD TURN EVEN

A BORING SONG LIKE,

"HOW MANY BUBBLES

IN MY MILK"

INTO A PILE OF NIGHTMARES!

Campers:

♪ Some say seven,

Some say eight ♪

♪ Bub-bub-bub-bub-bub-

bubbles that taste- ♪

BLADE:

LIKE DEATH!

(SCREAMING)

(EVIL CACKLE)

LEGEND HAS IT

THAT BLADE STABBINGTON

FOUNDED A CAMPGROUND

JUST LIKE THIS.

IN A SPOOKY FOREST.

NEAR A SWAMP.

AND HE LIVED IN

A CREEPY OLD LIGHTHOUSE!

THAT'S WHY THIS PLACE

SOUNDED SO FAMILIAR...

IN A FORESHADOWY

KIND OF WAY.

THAT'S IT!

GROJBAND, WE'RE GOING

FOR A ROCK WALK!

(RELAXED SIGH)

(SCREAMS)

OH, SORRY.

BUGS JUST GIVE ME

THE CREEPS.

IT'S ALL THOSE LEGS!

(SHUDDERS)

AND EVEN MORE KNEES!

(GROWLS)

AGHHH!

STOP FORCING

MY NOT-YET BOYFRIEND

TO LIKE COMFORT YOU

AND ALL YOUR WUSSY FEARS

AND JUNK!

HMMM...

♪ Trina's got an evil plan ♪

(LOUD THUNDERCLAP)

(OWL HOOTS)

LANEY:

SO FINDING BLADE STABBINGTON

AND HAVING HIM SCARE TRINA

SO BAD

HER BRAINS LEAK OUT HER NOSE

AND INTO HER DIARY

TO GIVE US LYRICS

TO BEAT THE NEWMANS

WAS YOUR PLAN ALL ALONG?

ALL ALONG ENOUGH,

LANES.

(LOUD THUNDERCLAP)

(SCREAMING)

COREY:

WAIT, WHAT?

BLADE:

OH, HELLO THERE.

YOU GAVE ME SUCH A FRIGHT.

COREY:

SORRY, OLD DECREPIT DUDE.

WE WERE LOOKING FOR SCAREMASTER

BLADE STABBINGTON.

HE'S ABOUT TEN FEET TALL.

WITH A HEART MADE OF SOULS.

AND HAS A FLAMING RAT

FOR A SIDEKICK!

OH, YOU MEAN BITEFACE?

(COUGHS)

AWWWWWW...

BLADE:

THAT'S US.

YOU'RE SCAREMASTER

BLADE STABBINGTON?

BLADE:

I USED TO BE.

NOW I'M RETIRED.

I'M A GARDENER NOW.

WELL, THAT CHANGES THINGS A BIT.

BLADE:

I WAS THE SCARIEST THING

ON THE PLANET.

THAT RAT USED TO BE

ON FIRE 24/7.

NOW HE'S BARELY

ROOM TEMPERATURE.

WHAT CHANGED?

YOU KIDS CHANGED.

IT GOT HARDER AND HARDER

TO GET A FRIGHT OUT OF YOU.

(CRYING)

COREY:

GUYS, INSPIRATIONAL HUM.

(HUMMING "WHEN JOHNNY COMES

MARCHING HOME AGAIN")

BLADE,

YOU WERE THE SICKEST.

KIDS WOULD HEAR YOUR SONGS

AND SEE EYES IN EVERY SINK,

MONSTERS IN EVERY FRIDGE,

GIANT NINE-HEADED SNAKE-OTTERS

IN EVERY TOILET.

I KNOW YOU'VE GOT ONE GOOD

FRIGHT LEFT IN YOU,

AND WE'RE TRYING TO WIN

THE CAMPFIRE SCARE BAND CONTEST.

THEY'RE STILL DOING THAT?

TOTALLY!

AND YOU'RE GOING

TO HELP US WIN IT!

I'LL DO IT!

ALL:

YES! ALL RIGHT! AWESOME!

BUT I'M RUSTY.

IT'S NOTHING A LITTLE

TRAINING MONTAGE CAN'T FIX!

(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS)

(SAW WHIRS)

♪

(FLAMES WHOOSH)

OUCH!

AWW!

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY

SOME KIMMIE KAMPER KOOKIES?

I HAVE THE SAME COOKIES

YOU HAVE.

OH, RIGHT.

SO WHEN DOES BLADE JUMP OUT

AND SCARE US?

BLADE:

BUH-WA-HAHAHA-HAH!

YOU LADIES GOT ANY...

DOUBLE FUDGE!

(SCREAMING)

(IN UNISON)

THIS. IS. AWESOME.

WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT

YOUR MOJO BACK, BLADE.

(SCREAMS)

BLADE:

SORRY. SORRY.

MY BAD.

♪ Double fudge transition ♪

MINA:

A ROMANTIC BOAT RIDE

IS A TOTAL KISS-FACTORY!

BUT CAN'T NICK

JUST ROW THE BOAT?

DUH! HOW CAN HE BE ROMANTICATING

IF HE'S BUSY ROWBOAT-ICATING?

I NEED YOU TO GET IN THE WATER

AND PUSH THE BOAT.

MINA:

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE-

AAGGGHHHH!

(SPLASH)

NICK MALLORY HEARD

LOUD SCREAMING.

THAT WAS TOTALLY ME

AND MY FEAR!

I'M LIKE TOTALLY AFRAID OF...

UM... CANOES!

NICK:

DON'T BE AFRAID OF CANOES,

TRINA RIFFIN.

JUST THINK OF IT

AS A GIANT TACO

AND WE'RE THE TASTY FILLING.

(GRUNTS OF EFFORT)

COME ON.

(KISSING SOUNDS)

NICK:

YOU'VE BEEN LEANING IN

FOR THAT KISS FOR A LONG TIME.

NICK MALLORY IS GONNA TIE

HIS SHOES.

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYS)

BLADE:

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING,

FOOLS?

YOU'RE TRESPASSING

ON PRIVATE PROPERTY!

(SCREAMS)

TRINA:

LIKE ARGH!

YOU TOTALLY RUINED MY KISS!

(SPLASH)

TRINA:

(MONSTROUS ROAR)

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

THE SWAMP MONSTER

ATE TRINA!

NICK MALLORY'S

GOING FOR TACOS.

TRINA:

(GROWLS)

(BOAT ENGINE ROARS)

WAIT! NICK!

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

WITH MINA!

WE HAVE LIFTOFF!

(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS)

♪

(FLAMES ROAR)

(LOUD THUNDERCLAP)

(FIRE WHOOSHES)

(FLAMES HISSES)

(SPLASH)

(HEAVENLY CHOIR SINGS)

TRIUMPHANCE!

LET'S WIN A CONTEST!

BLADE:

(COUGHS)

I THINK THERE'S A FROG

IN MY LUNGS. URK!

WHEW! DO NOT GO IN THERE!

(FROGS CROAK)

Carrie:

♪ And in the darkest night ♪

♪ You can see the light ♪

♪ You finally know ♪

♪ What gave you that fright ♪

♪ They're not just ghosts! ♪

♪ They're ghosts! Of! Clowns! ♪

♪ Who were also dentists! ♪

(CHEERING)

♪ Have a seat! ♪

♪ Rest your feet! ♪

♪ No escape, no retreat!

Yeah! ♪

♪ Welcome to my nightmare! ♪

♪ There is no joy ♪

♪ There are just cries ♪

♪ And gallons of muck ♪

♪ That leak from my eyes! ♪

(Ooh yeah)

♪ You fill my nightmare! ♪

♪ Why can't you see my face ♪

♪ Welcome to my nightmare! ♪

♪ Oh yeah! Yeah! ♪

(LOUD CRASH,

SCREAMING)

(CHEERING)

WE KILLED IT, COREY!

DUDE!

SORRY, MY BAD.

OH, THERE YOU ARE.

I JUST SENT YOU A TEXT.

SORRY ABOUT BEFORE.

I GOT YOUR TEXT.

(SCREAMS)

COREY:

THANKS, BLADE.

WE COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT

WITHOUT YOU.

THANK YOU,

COREY AND FRIENDS.

YOU'VE REMINDED ME

WHO I TRULY AM.

I CAN FINALLY RETURN HOME

TO MY PEOPLE

IN THE TERROR NEBULA

OF FEARMULON.

STAY COOL, GROJBAND,

(RUMBLING)

(WHOOSHING)

DID THAT LIGHTHOUSE

TURN INTO A ROCKET LIGHTHOUSE

AND BLAST INTO SPACE?

SPACE...

A DARK VOID FULL OF THE COLD,

EMPTY UNKNOWN.

WHERE THE ONLY THING WORSE

THAN THE NOTHING

IS THE FOREVER.

IF YOU LOOK TOO HARD,

YOU'LL ONLY SEE

YOUR OWN SCREAMING FACE.

BECAUSE SPACE,

LIKE OUR SOULS,

HOLDS ONLY THE FEAR

WE PUT THERE.

SCARY. WHERE WAS THAT

LAST NIGHT?!

WHO KNOWS, FELLA.

WHO EVER KNOWS?

THANKS FOR COMING OUT,

EVERYONE.

♪

WHAT'S THAT?

IT'S MY MUSSAGE CHAIR.

KON, ENGAGE.

MUSIC AND MASSAGE

ALL WRAPPED IN ONE.

(CRACKLES)

NOW LET'S GET THE KNOTS

OUT OF THAT DEEP TISSUE!

AGHHH!

(LOUD GUITAR RIFF)

BEAR!

WE'VE TRAINED FOR THIS!

PLAY DEAD!

(SHOCKED GASP)

HA HA HA!

IT'S JUST A COSTUME, GUYS.

LANEY:

OBVIOUSLY.

A BEAR WOULDN'T, YOU KNOW,

PLAY A GUITAR.

RIGHT, KIN?

SURE...

WE, UH, NOTICED THAT

LIKE CRAZY.

WHAT'S WITH

THE COSTUME, CORE?

REMEMBER YESTERDAY

WHEN WE WERE TALKING

ABOUT OUTFITS FOR THE BAND?

WHAT IF WE ALL WORE HATS

AND MATCHED OUR SOCKS?

COREY:

I WAS THINKING.

WHAT IF, INSTEAD OF SAYING NO,

I SAID YES?

YES TO BEAR COSTUMES?

COREY:

GUYS, THERE'VE BEEN TONS

OF HUGE ANIMAL-COSTUME ACTS!

PORKA POLKA,

THE FOUR-MEN HORSE,

THE CHICKEN SUIT EXPERIENCE...

JUST FYI,

THOSE COSTUME BANDS

WERE ALSO LYRIC BANDS.

SHHHHHHH!

BUT CORE-

WHAT IF-

SHHHH...

WHY SO NEGATIVE,

FELLA?

DOES SOMEONE NEED

A BEAR HUG!

LANEY:

AWW... OW!

COREY:

FUTURE COREY WILL WORRY

ABOUT LYRICS.

TODAY COREY IS DRESSED

LIKE A BEAR.

(PLAYING THE ENDING

OF A ROCK TUNE)

(MIC FEEDBACK SQUEALS,

FIZZLING)

HEY, WHAT GIVES?

(FIZZLING)

HMM.

EVERYTHING'S NORMAL HERE.

SORRY, GRRR-OJBAND.

YOU'RE NOISING SO LOUD,

MINA CAN'T HEAR HERSELF THINK

WHAT I TELL HER TO THINK.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

MEASURING TO SEE

HOW MUCH LESS OF YOU I NEED

FOR MY PARTY TONIGHT!

WELL, YOU'LL HAVE EVEN MORE ROOM

FOR YOUR PARTY

WHEN YOU HAVE IT

SOMEWHERE ELSE.

'CAUSE THIS GARAGE IS OURS, TOO.

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO BEAR

WITH US.

(GROWLS)

♪ Wicked cool transition ♪

PARTY-SAVING PLAN TIME.

WHAT KIND OF HOLE

DO WE THROW COREY INTO?

A PIT?

TOO UNORIGINAL.

CHASM?

I CAN'T EVEN

SPELL THAT.

CANYON?

A PIT!

THAT'S TOTALLY IT.

COMPLETELY THE BEST IDEA,

TRINA.

IT'S NOT MY FAULT

PEOPLE AREN'T COMING

TO THE PEACEVILLE ZOO, MOTHER.

WE NEED ANIMALS THAT ARE

LESS BORING AND MORE PERFORMIN'!

IF WE DON'T FIND

A MONEY-MAKING ANIMAL ACT SOON

OUR ZOO WILL BE BANKRUPT!

(CRYING)

YOU'RE RIGHT, MOTHER!

I SHOULDN'T HAVE BOUGHT THAT,

ONE-OF-A-KIND

DIAMOND ENCRUSTED,

UNICORN CAGE!

(WIND GUSTS)

WE'LL CATCH THAT MAGNIFICENT

BEAST YET, MOTHER.

WE'LL CATCH HER YET.

MINA...

HOTLINE PHONE?

(PHONE RINGS)

MELLO?

TRINA:

MAYOR MELLOW?

IF I SAID, "WHY DON'T YOU TAKE

MY MUSIC-PLAYING BEARS

FROM MY GARAGE AND LOCK THEM UP

IN YOUR ZOO AND JUNK"

WOULD THAT BE, LIKE,

AN IDEA?

DON'T TELL ME

HOW TO SAVE MY ZOO!

BUT THIS COULD SAVE MY ZOO.

OKAY, BEARS,

SIT TIGHT AND YOU'LL BE

HELD CAPTIVE IN NO TIME.

COREY:

TRINA, WHAT DID YOU DO?

I GOT YOU GUYS A GIG.

I'M GONNA GUESS

THIS IS MORE ABOUT RUINING US

THAN HELPING US.

OKAY, BEARS,

GET THIS CAGE A-ROCKIN'

AND THE CUSTOMERS

WILL COME A-KNOCKIN'.

MAYOR MELLOW,

YOU'VE GOT IT ALL WRONG.

WE'RE NOT REALLY BEARS.

SAVE IT! THAT LOVELY LITTLE

PINK-HAIRED GIRL

ALREADY WARNED ME ABOUT

YOU LYING, NO-GOOD BEARS.

I S'POSE YOU'RE ALL WEARING

PEOPLE COSTUMES

UNDER YOUR BEAR SKINS.

THEN THAT WOULD MEAN

UNDER OUR PEOPLE SKIN...

WE'RE... BEARS!

NOPE.

JUST MEAT AND JUNK.

I'VE HEARD BEARS MAKE

A LOTTA NOISES IN MY DAY,

BUT NONE THAT PLAYED

MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS.

SO MAKE WITH THE MUSIC

AND SAVE MY ZOO,

OR YOU'LL END UP ON MOTHER'S

DISAPPOINTMENT WALL.

ANIMALS:

(TRUMPET, ROAR, AND GROWL)

NOW,

IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,

I'VE GOT TO GO GIVE

A NO-GOOD KANGAROO A TALKING TO.

JOEY THINKS

HE RUNS THE PLACE.

THIS IS NOT OUR KIND

OF GIG.

WE GOTTA GET THESE

COSTUMES OFF.

(GROWLS)

(GROWLS)

GREAT! IF WE TAKE OFF

OUR COSTUMES,

WE'RE LUNCH.

OKAY, GUYS,

WE GOTTA BUST OUTTA HERE.

ANY IDEAS?

I'VE GOT A CRAZY PLAN

THAT JUST MIGHT WORK!

OH NO HE DIDN'T!

♪ Stolen line transition ♪

♪

(FIZZLING)

DUCK AND COVER!

(LIQUID DRIPS)

NOTHING?!

I DON'T GET IT.

LAST TIME I COMBINED

CHUGGERS COLA

AND BLASTY-MOUTH CANDY,

I LOST THREE TEETH!

TOO BAD WE CAN'T REACH THAT

VENDING MACHINE.

(BLOWS A RASPBERRY)

ULTRA JOY, MINSKY!

THIS IS TOTALLY NOT

THE LETDOWN

I WAS EXPECTING FROM YOU!

THANKS, TRINA!

COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT

WITHOUT YOU TELLING ME TO DO IT!

TRINA RIFFIN, NICE PAD.

I TOTALLY SPRUCED

FOR MY PARTY TONIGHT

THAT YOU'RE SO COMING TO!

NO CAN DO.

NICK MALLORY IS ON HIS WAY

TO DELIVER PEN PAL LETTERS

TO THE ANIMALS AT THE ZOO.

LIKE WHY OR WHATEVER?

NICK LOVES ANIMALS.

EVEN THE ONES THAT END UP

IN PRISON.

WELL, UM...

I'M THROWING AN

ANIMAL COSTUME PARTY!

EVERYONE WILL SO BE DRESSED

AS SOMETHING YOU LOVE!

EXTRASPECIALLY ME!

NICK CONSIDERS ALL OPTIONS.

MINA! COSTUMES! NOW!

ON IT, TRINA!

(BELL DINGS) DINNERTIME!

MMM, MMM, FISH HEADS.

YOU GUYS GOT HERE

ON A GOOD DAY.

YESTERDAY,

IT WAS FISH BUTTS.

BON APPETIT!

KIN AND THE BEAR:

WHA!

NARRATOR:

FISH BUTT BONUS!

STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR FOOD

AND START PLAYING

FOR YOUR SKINS.

EITHER THE ZOO GETS PACKED

OR YOU GET STUFFED.

(ANIMAL SOUNDS)

GUESS WE GOTTA PLAY, CORE.

THAT'S RIGHT.

GROJBAND NEVER HIDES FROM A GIG,

ZOO SONG!

BUT CORE-

LET ME FIELD THIS ONE,

MY GOOD MAN.

BUT WHEREVER

SHALL WE FIND LYRICS

FOR A ZOO-THEMED SONG?

(MOUTH FULL)

YEAH, WHERE?

HMM... (GASPS)

WITH BAIT, OF COURSE.

NICK! YOU GOTTA GET US

OUTTA HERE!

NICK THINKS EVERY BEAR

HAS TO PAY HIS DEBT TO SOCIETY.

BUT WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE,

BEAR.

YOU WERE FRAMED?

NICK MALLORY WOULD DO ANYTHING

TO HELP INNOCENT BEARS.

TOTALLY BEHOLD THE UNICORN!

THE FOREST'S PRETTIEST

AND MOST FASHIONABLY LATE

CREATURE! HUH?

EXPLANATION FOR ROOM EMPTINESS!

NICK MALLORY JUST BLEATED

THAT HE NEEDED PEOPLE

TO HELP HIM PROTEST AT THE ZOO

AND EVERYONE LEFT.

(ANGRY WHINNY)

BUT I STAYED

BECAUSE YOU'RE THE BEST-

(PHONE BLEATS)

"NICK MALLORY IS READY

TO GET HIS PROTEST ON!"

(GASPS)

THAT'S IT!

I'M GOING TO GET

MY PARTY BACK!

♪ Wicked cool transition ♪

CROWD:

FREE THE GRIZZLY!

FREE THE GRIZZLY!

THANKS FOR GETTING

THE WORD OUT, NICK.

NICK MALLORY

CAN'T IGNORE INJUSTICE.

WHILE INNOCENT BEARS

ARE LOCKED UP,

NICK IS LOCKED UP TOO...

IN SPIRIT.

CROWD:

FREE THE GRIZZLY!

FREE THE GRIZZLY!

TRINA:

NICK! NICK! NICK!

CROWD:

FREE THE GRIZZLY!

WHA!

I KNEW IT, MOTHER!

I JUST KNEW IT!

WE FINALLY HAVE

THE ELUSIVE FILLING

FOR OUR PRECIOUS

UNICORN CAGE!

CROWD:

FREE THE GRIZZLY!

FREE THE GRIZZLY!

NICK! YOU'RE TOTALLY STEALING

MY ANIMAL COSTUME PARTY!

NICK MALLORY'S THROWING

AN ANIMAL FREEDOM PROTEST PARTY

AND THERE'S ROOM FOR ONE MORE.

HERE YA GO, LIL FELLA.

MAYOR MELLOW:

YOINK!

(ANGRY GROWL)

HEY! I'M OVER HERE!

YOU'RE MY PARTY!

BEHOLD ME!

WELL, I USUALLY DISAPPROVE

OF PROTESTS,

BUT I GOTTA THANK YOU!

YOU REALLY MANAGED

TO LURE A CROWD -

AND A PRIZED

UNICORN.

(HARD METAL CLANK)

NOW MOTHER AND I CAN KEEP

THE ZOO OPEN.

BEHOLD ME!

I MADE CUPCAKES!

CROWD:

CUP-CAKES! CUP-CAKES!

CUP-CAKES!

THANKS FOR HELPING US OUT,

TRINA.

SORRY YOU'RE MISSING

YOUR PARTY.

(ANGRY SNORTS)

ARRGGGHHHH!

(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS)

(FLAMES WHOOSH)

(LOUD THUNDERCLAP)

(PEN RASPS)

(FLAME HISSES)

(HEAVENLY CHOIR SINGS)

TIME FOR A LITTLE JAILBREAK.

♪ I'm feeling all distraught ♪

♪ Held captive in this cage ♪

♪ All I wanted was a party ♪

♪ Now I'm filled with rage ♪

♪ I'm stuck in Peaceville zoo ♪

(Peaceville zoo)

♪ Where I don't belong ♪

(He don't belong)

♪ I don't belong! ♪

♪ If I could bust myself

right outta here ♪

♪ I'd show them

that they were all wrong ♪

Kin and Kon:

So wrong!

Corey:

♪ I tell you it ain't right ♪

♪ To lock a good man down ♪

♪ All I wanted was a party ♪

♪ Someone bust me out! ♪

♪ I'm stuck in Peaceville zoo ♪

(Stuck in Peaceville zoo)

♪ Where I don't belong ♪

♪ I don't belong! ♪

(Don't belong)

♪ If you could bust myself

right outta here ♪

♪ I'd show them that

they were all wrong ♪

♪ So wrong! ♪

(ROARS)

ALL:

UH-OH!

WILD ANIMALS WERE SET LOOSE

FROM THE PEACEVILLE ZOO

BY PROTESTERS

IN THE NAME OF ANIMAL FREEDOM!

HUNDREDS WERE INJURED

IN THE NAME OF ANIMAL CHASING

AND MAULING.

CHANCE HAPPENING:

EVEN A LIVE UNICORN WAS FOUND,

SEEN HERE WITH

A RATHER LARGE KANGAROO.

BUZZ:

EEESH!

WHOA!

I GUESS INCITING A REVOLT

AND LETTING

ALL THOSE ANIMALS OUT

WASN'T THE BEST IDEA.

KON:

GONNA MISS YA, LIL BUDDY.

WE'LL ALWAYS HAVE FISH BUTTS.

(CRIES)

LANEY:

WELL, CORE,

I FOR ONE AM GLAD

TO BE OUT OF THAT

BEAR COSTUME.

YEAH, COSTUMES AREN'T REALLY

OUR THING.

ANYWAY, DON'T WE ALL PUT ON

A COSTUME EVERY DAY -

THE LAYER WE WEAR

TO HIDE OUR FEARS,

OUR SADNESS,

OUR PAIN?

WE JUST NEED TO BE LET OUT.

THE CAGE IS OUR SKIN,

AND WE JUST WANT FREEDOM

FOR WHAT'S WITHIN.

CORE, THOSE WOULD HAVE MADE

SOME KILLER LYRICS!

THEY MAY HAVE, GUY.

GUESS WE'LL NEVER EVER,

EVER, EVER KNOW.

THANKS FOR- OW!

THANKS FOR COMING OUT,

EVERYONE!

KIN:

AND KIN GETS THE HAT TRICK!