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♪ Got a band
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that's really cool ♪
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♪ Stealing words
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from you-know-who ♪
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♪ Playing gigs when we can ♪
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♪ Trying to impress our fans ♪
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♪ Older sister goes berserk ♪
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♪ Her temper is
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her biggest quirk ♪
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♪ I got a plan
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that might just work ♪
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♪ Now, we're gonna rock
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and we're gonna roll ♪
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♪ We are Grojband, whoa! ♪
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LANEY:
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THIS ROTS!
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SLUDGEFEST IS THE MUDDIEST
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OUTDOOR MUSIC FESTIVAL IN TOWN!
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AND WE'RE SITTING HERE
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WHILE THE NEWMANS
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ARE PLAYING IT!
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I JUST HOPE COREY'S
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GOTTEN OVER IT BY NOW.
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KIN:
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NO NEED TO WORRY!
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I'VE BUILT SOMETHING
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THAT'LL ALLOW COREY
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(HAMMERING)
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TO FORGET THE WHOLE THING.
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I GIVE YOU...
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THE MEMORY ERASER 500!
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THAT'S A RUBBER MALLET.
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KIN:
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ONE WHACK -
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UH, "TREATMENT" -
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AND ALL MEMORY OF US
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BEING REJECTED WILL BE GONE!
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LANEY:
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GUYS, CORE'LL BE OKAY.
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IT'S NOT LIKE HE'LL GO CRAZY
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OR ANYTHING.
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(LAWN TRACTOR ROARS,
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COREY SCREAMS)
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LANEY:
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AGGGGHHHHHH!
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WHO'S READY TO MOW AWAY
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THEIR PAIN?!
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"TREAT" HIM TWICE.
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IF WE CAN'T PLAY SLUDGEFEST,
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WE'LL PUT ON OUR OWN FESTIVAL
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RIGHT NEXT TO IT
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IN THE CORNFIELD!
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WE DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
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ABOUT RUNNING A MUSIC FESTIVAL.
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IT'S SIMPLE, LANES.
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STEP ONE:
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MOW THE CORNFIELD.
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STEP TWO: ROCK OUT AND BECOME
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THE BIGGEST BAND EVER!
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TRINA:
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I'VE BEEN WAITING IN LINE
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FOR SLUDGEFEST,
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WITH NICK MALLORY,
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FOR A WEEK.
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IT'S BEEN THE BEST
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AND YOUR NOISE
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IS NOT GONNA MESS WITH THAT!
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IF YOU'RE IN LINE,
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WHY ARE YOU HERE?
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BATHROOM BREAK.
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THOSE PORTA-PUDDLES
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ARE FINE FOR MINA,
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BUT NOT A LADY.
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YOU LEFT MINA ALONE WITH NICK?
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(GASPS) WHAT IF HE FALLS
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IN LOVE WITH HER?
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(HORRIFIED GASP)
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NICK MALLORY:
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NICK MALLORY'S WAITED
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A LONG TIME
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TO BE COOL
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IN FRONT OF ONLY YOU.
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NICK,
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YOU'RE THE SWEETEST.
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I'M SO LUCKY
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TRINA LEFT US ALONE...
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TRINA:
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NOOOO!
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I MEAN, WHATEVS.
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I DON'T WANT YOUR "MUSIC"
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RUINING MY PEACEFUL WEEKEND
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OF MUDDY LOUDNESS!
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(LAWN TRACTOR HORN BLASTS)
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HEAR THE HORN?
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TIME TO MOW CORN!
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(ENGINE REVS)
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(FIZZLING)
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WHOAAAA! AGGGHHHHH!
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EEEEEE! GAHHHH!
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SABOTAGE IS, LIKE,
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SO SATISFYING.
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ALL:
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WHOAAAA! AHHHHH! EEEEEE!
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WAAAAHHH!
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ALL:
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UNGH!
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COREY:
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WOW! LOOK HOW FAST IT'S MOWING!
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LANEY:
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TOO BAD IT'S NOT
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IN A STRAIGHT LINE.
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COME ON, WHAT MOW-ER
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DO YOU WANT?
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THAT'S A QUARTER
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IN THE PUN JAR.
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ANNOUNCER:
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PUN JAR!
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KIN:
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I WONDER WHAT THE FIELD
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LOOKS LIKE FROM SPACE?
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(SPACESHIP LANDS
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WITH A THUMP)
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(HATCH WHOOSHES OPEN,
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RAMP WHIRS)
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KON:
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IT'S HAPPENING!
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(CLAPPING)
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G'ORB:
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I AM G'ORB!
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YOU HAVE CHALLENGED US
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MIGHTY ALIENS
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TO A BATTLE OF THE BANDS,
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AND WE ACCEPT!
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CHALLENGE BATTLE
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OF THE WHAT NOW?
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G'ORB:
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YOUR CHALLENGE IS WRITTEN
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IN THIS FIELD,
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IN THE CROP YOU CALL CORN!
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THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
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G'ORB:
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I SEE. PROBABLY FOR THE BEST.
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YOU WOULD'VE BEEN
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DEFEATED ANYWAY.
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BETTER TO HEED
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YOUR PUNY HUMAN FEAR!
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HEY! NOTHING ABOUT
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MY HUMAN FEAR IS PUNY!
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G'ORB:
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THEN ORB UP AND PROVE IT!
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TONIGHT,
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IN FRONT OF A HUMAN CROWD!
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FINE! IT'S ON!
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G'ORB:
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(LAUGHS EVILLY)
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OH, AND IF YOU LOSE,
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WE DESTROY YOUR WORLD.
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(RAMP WHIRS,
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HATCH SLAMS SHUT)
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(SPACESHIP ZIPS AWAY)
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LANEY:
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DESTROY THE WORLD?!
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WHAT DID YOU DO?
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WE DON'T EVEN HAVE LYRICS!
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WE'RE SO TOAST!
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T'ORB:
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WHAT DID YOU DO?
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WE DO NOT EVEN HAVE LYRICS!
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WE ARE SO GLINK-NARGLE!
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AW! YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO PLAY
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THE BIG BAD ALIEN,
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ACCEPTING CHALLENGES!
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CHALLENGES WE ALWAYS LOSE!
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N'ORB:
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HOW ARE WE GONNA PLAY HUMAN
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INSTRUMENTS WITHOUT MEAT LIMBS?
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AND WHAT ABOUT LYRICS?
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HUMANS DO NOT FLASH
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THE WAY US ORBS DO.
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THEY USE WORDS.
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YEAH. WE ARE TOTALLY
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GLINK-NARGLE!
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G'ORB:
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NOT NECESSARILY.
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IT IS ABDUCTION TIME.
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LANEY:
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AND THOSE ARE THE TOP
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TWENTY REASONS
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WHY THIS IS A BAD IDEA.
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COREY:
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BUT WE HAVE HOME PLANET
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ADVANTAGE, LANES.
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THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE HANDS!
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(LIGHT HUMS)
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KON: HUH?
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G'ORB:
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DID YOU NOT FIX
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THE ABDUCT-O-CIRCLE?
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IT WAS GONNA COST
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AN ARM AND A LEG,
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AND I COULDN'T PAY!
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THAT'S A GUATLOO
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IN THE PUN RECEPTACLE.
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ANNOUNCER:
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PUN RECEPTACLE!
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G'ORB:
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I'LL GO GET THE LADDER.
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G'ORB:
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TELL US HOW TO WRITE
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HUMAN MUSIC WORDS
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OR FACE THE PROBE!
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YOU'LL NEVER BREAK ME!
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(SCREAMS)
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WE DON'T WRITE LYRICS!
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WE STEAL THEM
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FROM COREY'S SISTER, TRINA!
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(SOBBING)
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I'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHING!
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Z'ORB:
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OH! THERE'S MY MIXER!
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NOW I CAN GET STARTED
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ON THOSE PANCAKES.
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♪ Pancakes come
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from outer space! ♪
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KIN:
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HEY, WE HAVEN'T SPUN AROUND
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TO SEE IF KON WAS MISSING YET.
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WE SHOULD.
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COREY: YEAH!
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LANEY: WE REALLY SHOULD.
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KON:
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(LONG, DISTANT SCREAM)
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UNGH! (SPITS)
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COREY:
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ARE YOU OKAY?
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YEAH. THE ORBS WERE
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REALLY NICE.
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ALL:
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PHEW!
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ONCE I TOLD THEM
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ALL ABOUT TRINA
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AND HOW THEY SHOULD GET LYRICS
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FROM HER DIARY LIKE WE DO.
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WHAT?! KON,
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WE NEED TRINA'S DIARY!
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COREY:
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IT'S OKAY, LANES.
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IT'S NOT LIKE THEY KNOW
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WHO TRINA IS.
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WELL, I KINDA SHOWED 'EM
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PHOTO OF TRINA,
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AND SAID WHERE SHE WAS,
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AND GAVE THEM THE RECIPE
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FOR MY BOYSENBERRY PIE.
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COREY:
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WE CAN'T LET THEM GET THE DIARY
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BEFORE WE DO
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OR EARTH IS GONEZO.
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WE NEED TO FIND TRINA.
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TO SLUDGEFEST!
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GUM?
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YES, IT IS.
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(GIGGLES)
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DID YOU JUST TAKE GUM
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FROM NICK MALLORY?
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WHAT ELSE DID YOU TAKE?
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DID YOU TAKE HIS HEART
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AND LIKE...
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MAKE IT BEAT FOR YOU
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AND STUFF?!
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YOU'RE STEALING HIM
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FROM ME!
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I JUST WANT TO SEE MY SISTER
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CARRIE PLAY HER SHOW!
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DON'T BE MAD AT ME!
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AN "I," A "MY" AND A "ME"
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IN ONE DIALOGUE BLOCK.
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SELFISH MUCH?
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OKAY, NEWMANS,
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ARE WE READY TO ROCK,
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OR ARE WE READY
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TO ROLL?
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KONNIE:
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WE'RE BOTH, CARRIE!
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T'ORB:
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THESE "THE NEWMANS"
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SEEM LIKE SUITABLE HUSKS.
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WE MUST BEGIN THE DELICATE
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BODY-SNATCHING PROCEDURE.
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G'ORB: (WAR CRY)
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G'ORBROY JENNNKORB!
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T'ORB:
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UGH! HE HAS THE PATIENCE
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OF A TETRAHEDRON!
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AIE!
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G'ORB AS CARRIE:
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THIS HUMAN'S BRAIN
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TELLS ME ITS SISTER, MINA,
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IS UNDER THE COMMAND
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OF TRINA
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AND WITH HER
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AT ALL TIMES.
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I HAVE HER
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COMMUNICATION NUMBER.
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TRINA:
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NICK, WAITING IN LINE WITH YOU,
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ALONE, FOR A WHOLE WEEK
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(MINA'S PHONE RINGS)
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HAS BEEN, LIKE, THE AWESOMEST,
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DONTCHA THINK?
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HEY, CARRIE,
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UH, TRINA'S RIGHT HERE.
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G'ORB:
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(OVER PHONE) SUCCESS!
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WHY DID YOU JUST SCREAM
317
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"SUCCESS?"
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(SPACESHIP BUZZES)
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TRINA: (GASPS)
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MINA: TRINA! NICK, HELP!
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TRINA:
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MINA! DON'T. TALK.
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TO. NIIIIIIICK!
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COREY:
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MINA, WHERE'S TRINA?!
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MINA:
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MY SISTER JUST PULLED HER
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INTO A HUGE SPACESHIP
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AND FLEW AWAY,
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SO...
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MAYBE CHECK THE MALL?
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G'ORB AS CARRIE:
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ATTENTION, HUMAN LIFE FORMS!
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WE HAVE DISGUSTING
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HUMAN MEAT SHELLS
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AND THE SOURCE
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OF ALL HUMAN MUSIC!
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OBSERVE AS WE DEFEAT GROJBAND -
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YOUR BELOVED CHAMPIONS!
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COREY:
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THEY'VE GOT THE BODIES
342
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OF OUR WORST ENEMIES
343
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AND TRINA'S DIARY!
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WE'RE DONE FOR!
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LANEY, PANIC WITH ME!
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LANEY:
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CORE, IT'S YOUR GENIUS
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THAT TURNS THE DIARY
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INTO LYRICS.
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ALL THOSE STUPID ORBS HAVE
351
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IS A BOOK OF SECRET ANGST!
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YOU'RE RIGHT!
353
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THEY HAVE THE CEREAL,
354
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BUT THEY DON'T HAVE THE MILK.
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THEIR LYRICS WILL BE SO DRY,
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THEY'LL SHRED THE ROOFS
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OF THEIR MOUTHS!
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COREY:
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IF WE LET TRINA WATCH THE ORBS
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SING HER DIARY
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AND EXPOSE HER FEELINGS
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IN FRONT OF EVERYONE,
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SHE'LL LOSE IT
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AND WE'LL HAVE NEW LYRICS
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TO SAVE EARTH!
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MINA:
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HEY, WHAT HAPPENED?
368
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WHERE DID YOU GO?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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BUT THERE WERE PANCAKES.
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G'ORB AS CARRIE:
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WELCOME TO OUR BATTLE,
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INFERIOR BEINGS!
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WE ARE THE ORB EXPERIENCE.
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AND NOW, BEHOLD THE SONG
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THAT WILL DOOM YOUR WORLD!
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I CALL IT, "ENTRY 4,987:
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MY SECRET FEAR AND JUNK."
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(TAPS DRUMSTICKS)
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G'ORB:
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(SINGING/READING DIARY ENTRY)
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DEAR DIARY,
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I'M THE PRETTIEST EVER,
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BUT EVEN THE PRETTIEST
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HAVE UGLY SECRETS.
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LET ME OPEN MY HEART TO YOU
387
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AND ADMIT MY SECRET FEAR
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AND JUNK.
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I'M SCARED NICK WILL LIKE MINA
390
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MORE THAN ME,
391
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AND WITHOUT HIM
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TO BANDAGE MY BLEEDING HEART,
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I'LL BE ALONE FOREVER...
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AND STUFF.
395
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THANKS FOR LISTENING,
396
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DIARY!
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XOXO. HUGS.
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(SONG ENDS)
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BEAT THAT, GROJBAND!
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I WROTE THAT.
401
00:08:06,361 --> 00:08:08,411
WHY DID CARRIE
402
00:08:06,361 --> 00:08:08,411
READ YOUR DIARY?
403
00:08:08,447 --> 00:08:09,697
AND DO YOU REALLY THINK
404
00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:11,569
NICK WOULD EVER LIKE ME
405
00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:11,569
MORE THAN YOU?
406
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NICK CAN IMAGINE
407
00:08:11,616 --> 00:08:13,736
HOW EMBARRASSED YOU ARE.
408
00:08:13,785 --> 00:08:16,745
TRINA:
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HA! WHAT A JOKE!
410
00:08:13,785 --> 00:08:16,745
SO FUNNY, RIGHT?
411
00:08:16,788 --> 00:08:18,668
(NERVOUS LAUGH)
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00:08:20,375 --> 00:08:23,125
(LAUGHING,
413
00:08:20,375 --> 00:08:23,125
BIRDS CAW)
414
00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:24,880
(HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER)
415
00:08:28,133 --> 00:08:29,973
(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS)
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(FLAMES CRACKLE,
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00:08:34,806 --> 00:08:36,806
SCRIBBLING FURIOUSLY)
418
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(CORN POPS)
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00:08:40,479 --> 00:08:42,059
(COW MOOS)
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00:08:42,105 --> 00:08:43,895
(FLAME CRACKLES AND HISSES)
421
00:08:47,402 --> 00:08:49,202
(HEAVENLY CHOIR SINGS)
422
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YOU SAID "BEAT THAT,"
423
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RIGHT?
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♪♪
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♪ My secret is out ♪
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♪ But I'm not gonna cry
427
00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:59,413
or pout ♪
428
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♪ I'm gonna show 'em all
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00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:06,416
what I'm all about ♪
430
00:09:06,463 --> 00:09:10,343
♪ And turn this whisper
431
00:09:06,463 --> 00:09:10,343
into a shout ♪
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00:09:10,384 --> 00:09:13,054
Both:
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00:09:10,384 --> 00:09:13,054
♪ shout! ♪
434
00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:15,144
Corey:
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00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:15,144
♪ Cause my secret is out... ♪
436
00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:17,180
♪ Out loud! ♪
437
00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:19,024
Kin, Kon, Laney:
438
00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:19,024
♪ Loud! ♪
439
00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:21,729
Corey:
440
00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:21,729
♪ If out minds
441
00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:21,729
can't be erased ♪
442
00:09:21,769 --> 00:09:25,729
♪ At least we'll kick your butts
443
00:09:21,769 --> 00:09:25,729
back to outer space ♪
444
00:09:25,773 --> 00:09:29,743
♪ 'Cause it's our turn
445
00:09:25,773 --> 00:09:29,743
to rule the stage ♪
446
00:09:29,777 --> 00:09:32,067
♪ So don't get in our way ♪
447
00:09:32,113 --> 00:09:34,913
♪ We'll either win this thing ♪
448
00:09:34,949 --> 00:09:39,499
♪ Or destroy the human race ♪
449
00:09:39,538 --> 00:09:42,998
♪ Play like we've never played
450
00:09:39,538 --> 00:09:42,998
and rock a killer show ♪
451
00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:46,091
Both:
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00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:46,091
♪ Show! ♪
453
00:09:46,127 --> 00:09:50,167
♪ 'Cause if we don't
454
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we're all toast! ♪
455
00:09:50,215 --> 00:09:52,925
Band:
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♪ Toast! ♪
457
00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:53,967
(CROWD CHEERS)
458
00:09:55,387 --> 00:09:57,467
G'ORB AS CARRIE:
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00:09:55,387 --> 00:09:57,467
FINE. YOU WIN, MEATPILE.
460
00:09:57,514 --> 00:09:59,774
YOUR WORLD HAS
461
00:09:57,514 --> 00:09:59,774
A MIGHTY CHAMPION.
462
00:09:59,807 --> 00:10:02,227
THANKS. THEY TOTALLY
463
00:09:59,807 --> 00:10:02,227
KNOW US ALREADY,
464
00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:04,019
BUT I'LL TELL THEM THAT.
465
00:10:04,062 --> 00:10:06,272
All RIGHT, ORBS,
466
00:10:04,062 --> 00:10:06,272
LET US GET OUT OF HERE.
467
00:10:08,816 --> 00:10:10,736
T'ORB:
468
00:10:08,816 --> 00:10:10,736
I DON'T SUPPOSE I NEED TO SAY
469
00:10:08,816 --> 00:10:10,736
"I TOLD YOU SO."
470
00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:13,447
G'ORB:
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00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:13,447
OH YEAH?
472
00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:13,447
WELL, YOUR PANCAKES ARE DRY.
473
00:10:13,488 --> 00:10:15,528
(SHIP WHOOSHES AWAY)
474
00:10:15,574 --> 00:10:18,494
LANEY:
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00:10:15,574 --> 00:10:18,494
SO, CORE, STILL THINK
476
00:10:15,574 --> 00:10:18,494
BATTLING ALIEN LIFE FORMS
477
00:10:18,535 --> 00:10:19,535
WAS A GOOD IDEA?
478
00:10:19,578 --> 00:10:20,908
COREY:
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OF COURSE, LANES.
480
00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,294
WE WON!
481
00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:24,120
BUT WE REALLY SHOULDN'T BE
482
00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:24,120
BATTLING OTHER BANDS.
483
00:10:24,165 --> 00:10:25,625
THE ONLY REAL BATTLE
484
00:10:25,666 --> 00:10:27,586
SHOULD BE WITH THE BAND
485
00:10:25,666 --> 00:10:27,586
INSIDE OURSELVES.
486
00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:30,547
THE ONE BEATING THE DRUMS
487
00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:30,547
OF OUR LARGE INTESTINES
488
00:10:30,589 --> 00:10:32,589
AND PLAYING THE GUITAR STRINGS
489
00:10:30,589 --> 00:10:32,589
OF OUR HEARTS.
490
00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:34,342
WHEN YOU CHALLENGE THAT BAND,
491
00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:36,514
YOU'RE ALWAYS
492
00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:36,514
A MIGHTY CHAMPION.
493
00:10:36,553 --> 00:10:39,893
CORE,
494
00:10:36,553 --> 00:10:39,893
THOSE ARE GREAT LYRICS!
495
00:10:39,931 --> 00:10:41,891
YOU HAD THEM INSIDE YOU
496
00:10:39,931 --> 00:10:41,891
THE WHOLE TIME?
497
00:10:41,933 --> 00:10:43,023
I GUESS SO!
498
00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:45,059
NOW WE DON'T NEED
499
00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:45,059
TRINA'S DIA-
500
00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:46,733
(STOMACH GURGLES, BURPS)
501
00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:46,733
NEVER MIND.
502
00:10:46,771 --> 00:10:48,401
IT WAS JUST INDIGESTION.
503
00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:50,440
THANKS FOR COMING OUT,
504
00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:50,440
EVERYONE!
505
00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:55,609
(GARAGE DOOR CLINKS OPEN)
506
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:58,365
(GLASS TINKLING
507
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:58,365
AND CLATTERING)
508
00:10:58,408 --> 00:11:00,578
I DUNNO.
509
00:10:58,408 --> 00:11:00,578
THINK WE GOT ENOUGH JUGS?
510
00:11:00,619 --> 00:11:02,949
HOW MANY JUGS DOES
511
00:11:00,619 --> 00:11:02,949
A JUG BAND NEED?
512
00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:03,956
ONE.
513
00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:05,327
I THINK WE'RE FINE.
514
00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:08,293
KIN:
515
00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:08,293
I CAN'T BELIEVE
516
00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:08,293
WE'RE GONNA BE A JUG BAND!
517
00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:10,085
KON:
518
00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:10,085
THE PEACEVILLE
519
00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:10,085
DOWN-HOME HOEDOWN
520
00:11:10,128 --> 00:11:11,458
WON'T KNOW WHAT JUGGED 'EM!
521
00:11:11,505 --> 00:11:12,755
(BLOWS)
522
00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:14,717
HOW DID SOMEONE THINK
523
00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:14,717
TO PLAY ONE OF THESE?
524
00:11:14,757 --> 00:11:16,087
(EXCITED GASPS)
525
00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:21,014
BOTH:
526
00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:21,014
JOIN US AS WE EXPLORE
527
00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:21,014
ROCK LORE!
528
00:11:21,055 --> 00:11:24,225
KON:
529
00:11:21,055 --> 00:11:24,225
LIKE, A THOUSAND YEARS AGO,
530
00:11:21,055 --> 00:11:24,225
THERE WAS A HUGE HEAT WAVE.
531
00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:26,307
KIN:
532
00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:26,307
THE HEAT WAS SO WAVY
533
00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:28,863
THAT THE COUNTRY MUSIC BAND,
534
00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:28,863
THE BROTHERLY BOYS,
535
00:11:28,896 --> 00:11:33,396
TRADED THEIR MUSIC INSTRUMENTS
536
00:11:28,896 --> 00:11:33,396
FOR JUGS OF ICE-COLD ROOT BEER!
537
00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:36,453
KON:
538
00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:36,453
BUT THE ROOT BEER
539
00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:36,453
HAD BOILED AWAY!
540
00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:38,778
WITH NO ROOT BEER
541
00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:38,778
AND NO MUSIC,
542
00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:40,623
IT WAS THE WORST DAY EVER!
543
00:11:40,659 --> 00:11:42,119
(SOBBING)
544
00:11:43,911 --> 00:11:47,331
KIN:
545
00:11:43,911 --> 00:11:47,331
BUT THEIR SOBS
546
00:11:43,911 --> 00:11:47,331
FILLED THE JUGS WITH MUSIC!
547
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:49,634
THEY HAD NEW INSTRUMENTS!
548
00:11:49,668 --> 00:11:51,958
(SOBS TURN INTO A TUNE)
549
00:11:52,003 --> 00:11:54,843
LANEY:
550
00:11:52,003 --> 00:11:54,843
AND THEY TOURED AROUND PLAYING
551
00:11:52,003 --> 00:11:54,843
AWESOME JUG TUNES FOREVER,
552
00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:56,171
RIGHT?
553
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:57,796
KON:
554
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:57,796
NO, THEY DIED OF THIRST.
555
00:11:57,842 --> 00:11:59,472
KIN:
556
00:11:57,842 --> 00:11:59,472
DIDN'T YOU SEE
557
00:11:57,842 --> 00:11:59,472
HOW WAVY IT WAS?
558
00:11:59,511 --> 00:12:01,391
♪ Wicked hot transition ♪
559
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,393
HAT. WHY?
560
00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:07,983
MINA:
561
00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:07,983
THE DOWN HOME HOEDOWN
562
00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:07,983
LOOKS LIKE FUN!
563
00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:11,519
AND I THINK, LIKE, FUN
564
00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:11,519
MIGHT BE FUN TO HAVE.
565
00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:13,895
MAYBE. SEE?
566
00:12:13,941 --> 00:12:16,151
MAYOR MELLOW:
567
00:12:13,941 --> 00:12:16,151
TONIGHT, AT THE RODEODROME,
568
00:12:16,194 --> 00:12:18,244
THE PEACEVILLE HOEDOWN
569
00:12:16,194 --> 00:12:18,244
HAS IT ALL!
570
00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:19,659
(EXPLOSION)
571
00:12:19,698 --> 00:12:21,818
ROMPIN'! STOMPIN'!
572
00:12:19,698 --> 00:12:21,818
HOOTIN'! HOLLERIN'!
573
00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:24,036
AND A WAGONLOAD OF CARRYIN' ON!
574
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:25,157
(CHICKEN CLUCKS,
575
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:25,157
EXPLOSION)
576
00:12:25,203 --> 00:12:27,543
THIS HOOTENANNY IS GONNA BE
577
00:12:25,203 --> 00:12:27,543
ONE YAHOO
578
00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:29,461
OF A STAGECOACHIN'
579
00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:29,461
STICK-TO-YOUR-RIBS-
580
00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:31,209
(GLASS CRACKS,
581
00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:31,209
STATIC HISSES)
582
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,421
MINA:
583
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,421
YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO THROW
584
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,421
MY PHONE OUT THE WINDOW
585
00:12:33,461 --> 00:12:34,961
TO SAY NO.
586
00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:36,884
TRINA:
587
00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:36,884
I TOTALLY UN-CONDONE
588
00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:36,884
THE PRACTICE OF COUNTRY STUFF.
589
00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:39,263
EVEN THE SOUND OF BUMPKINS
590
00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:39,263
MAKE MY TEETH HURT.
591
00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:41,260
(BLOWING JUG SOUNDS)
592
00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:42,302
OW.
593
00:12:42,345 --> 00:12:44,925
(PLAYING JUGS)
594
00:12:44,972 --> 00:12:47,482
WOW, CORE!
595
00:12:44,972 --> 00:12:47,482
I LOVE THAT JUG SOUND!
596
00:12:47,517 --> 00:12:49,307
(SMASH)
597
00:12:47,517 --> 00:12:49,307
TRINA: ME, TOO!
598
00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:52,562
IT'S LIKE YOUR DREAMS
599
00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:52,562
ARE SMASHING!
600
00:12:52,606 --> 00:12:54,566
COREY:
601
00:12:52,606 --> 00:12:54,566
HEY! WE NEED THOSE JUGS
602
00:12:52,606 --> 00:12:54,566
FOR OUR GIG!
603
00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:55,728
DING-DING-DING!
604
00:12:55,774 --> 00:12:57,324
BONUS SMASHING REASON!
605
00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,695
CLETE:
606
00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,695
HE, HE, HE! HOWDY.
607
00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:03,951
I'M A GENIE.
608
00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:03,951
NAME'S CLETE.
609
00:13:03,991 --> 00:13:05,491
SOMEBODIES GOT THREE WISHES.
610
00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:08,075
COREY:
611
00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:08,075
A GENIE?
612
00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:08,075
LIKE FOR REAL?
613
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,041
TRINA:
614
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,041
I SUPER-MAGIC-WISH
615
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,041
MY BROTHER'S BAND
616
00:13:10,081 --> 00:13:11,871
COULD NEVER PLAY MUSIC AGAIN!
617
00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:13,916
(SPITS)
618
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,550
THERE YA GO.
619
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,550
NEXT?
620
00:13:15,587 --> 00:13:18,587
I SUPER-MAGIC-WISH FOR
621
00:13:15,587 --> 00:13:18,587
A DATE WITH NICK MALLORY!
622
00:13:18,632 --> 00:13:19,722
(SPITS)
623
00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:23,836
LANEY:
624
00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:23,836
UM, WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
625
00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:26,676
COREY:
626
00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:26,676
THEN THE GENIE DISAPPEARED
627
00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:26,676
WITH TRINA, GOT IT?
628
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:30,391
AND NOW WE PROVE THAT
629
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:30,391
THE GENIE MAGIC WAS FAKE
630
00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:32,845
BY PLAYING OUR INSTRUMENTS
631
00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:32,845
PERFECTLY!
632
00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:35,435
(STRUMS HIS GUITAR,
633
00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:35,435
SHRIEKS)
634
00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:39,533
(DRUMS) PHEW...
635
00:13:39,569 --> 00:13:41,069
(FLAMES WHOOSH)
636
00:13:39,569 --> 00:13:41,069
AGGGHHHHH!
637
00:13:41,112 --> 00:13:42,412
(KEYBOARD BLEATS)
638
00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:45,817
AND NOW WE PANIC BECAUSE...
639
00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:45,817
WE CAN'T PLAY!
640
00:13:45,866 --> 00:13:47,326
AAGGGGHHHHH!
641
00:13:50,037 --> 00:13:51,577
COREY:
642
00:13:50,037 --> 00:13:51,577
EASY, GUYS.
643
00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:53,213
WE CAN STILL PLAY
644
00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:53,213
THE HOEDOWN.
645
00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:54,879
WE JUST NEED TO FIND
646
00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:54,879
ANOTHER GENIE
647
00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:56,707
AND WISH UP A FIX.
648
00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:59,463
LANEY:
649
00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:59,463
CORE, FINDING TWO GENIES IN
650
00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:59,463
THE SAME PILE OF JUGS WOULD BE-
651
00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:02,296
MOOOOOOOOOOOO!
652
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:03,722
LANEY:
653
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:03,722
IMPOSSIBLE!
654
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,970
FINDING ONE GENIE SHOULD
655
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,970
HAVE BEEN IMPOSSIBLE, TOO.
656
00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:07,052
ROLL WITH IT, LANES.
657
00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:09,176
YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND,
658
00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:09,176
SUGAR.
659
00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:10,983
I WISH WE COULD PLAY
660
00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:10,983
MUSIC AGAIN!
661
00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,267
SORRY, SWEETIE.
662
00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:14,600
I CAN'T UNDO
663
00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:14,600
ANOTHER GENIE'S MAGIC.
664
00:14:14,646 --> 00:14:16,726
THAT'S A RUUUUUUUUUUULE.
665
00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:18,443
I'LL NEVER PLAY MUSIC AGAIN?
666
00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:19,573
THAT'S RIGHT.
667
00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:21,989
BUT YOU'VE GOT THREE WISHES,
668
00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:21,989
HONEY.
669
00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:23,738
IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE
670
00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:23,738
YOU WANT?
671
00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:25,570
ALL I EVER WANTED
672
00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:25,570
WAS MY MUSIC
673
00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:27,575
AND TRINA FINALLY
674
00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:27,575
TOOK IT AWAY.
675
00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:30,537
I WISH WE WERE WITH HER
676
00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:30,537
RIGHT NOW!
677
00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:32,908
YOOOOOOOOU GOT IT, HON.
678
00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:34,115
(BELL JINGLES)
679
00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:41,755
TRINA:
680
00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:41,755
SO, WOW! YOU'RE TOTALLY INTO
681
00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:41,755
THIS HORRIBLE COUNTRY JUNK?
682
00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:42,758
ME, TOO!
683
00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:44,299
NICK MALLORY ISN'T SURE
684
00:14:44,342 --> 00:14:45,802
WHY HE'S SUDDENLY
685
00:14:44,342 --> 00:14:45,802
ON A DATE WITH YOU.
686
00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:48,474
CLETE:
687
00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:48,474
SO ALL SHE WANTS IS TO DATE
688
00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:48,474
THIS NICK FELLA
689
00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:49,853
AND RUIN HER BROTHER?
690
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,809
NO, THIS IS JUST
691
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,809
THE IMPORTANT STUFF.
692
00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:53,180
SHE LIKES PURSES, TOO.
693
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:59,149
I WISH TRINA HAD
694
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:59,149
A PIG FACE!
695
00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:01,280
(SIGHS)
696
00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:03,317
NICK:
697
00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:03,317
NICK'S GONNA GET US
698
00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:03,317
SOME CORN DOGS.
699
00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:08,780
GAG. CORN DOGS MAKE ME-
700
00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:08,780
(OINK) WAIT.
701
00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:10,945
NOTHING MAKES ME-
702
00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:10,945
(OINK)
703
00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:13,543
HOLD STILL.
704
00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:13,543
YOU LOOK A BIT... PINK.
705
00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:16,707
(GLASS SHATTERS)
706
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:19,000
(SQUEALS LOUDLY)
707
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:19,000
I MEAN- (SCREAMS)
708
00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:21,053
I CAN'T LET NICK MALLORY
709
00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:21,053
SEE ME LIKE THIS!
710
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:23,587
WHATEVER'S GOING ON,
711
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:23,587
I WISH MYSELF BACK TO NORMAL!
712
00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:25,681
CLETE:
713
00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:25,681
SOMEONE WISHED YER FACE
714
00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:25,681
ALL PIGGY.
715
00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:27,927
IT'S AGAINST THE RULES
716
00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:27,927
FOR ME TO UNGENIE
717
00:15:27,968 --> 00:15:29,298
ANOTHER GENIE'S MAGIC.
718
00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:31,425
TRINA:
719
00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:31,425
ANOTHER GENIE'S MAGIC?!
720
00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:35,354
HELLO THERE, CLETE.
721
00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:36,603
HOWDY, BESSIE.
722
00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:37,904
TRINA:
723
00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:37,904
(ANGRY GROWL)
724
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,647
WHAT? YOU DIDN'T THINK
725
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,647
I'D FIND MY OWN GENIE
726
00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:41,690
AND GET REVENGE?
727
00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:42,783
YOU WANT A WISH-WAR?
728
00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:45,027
I'LL GIVE YOU ONE!
729
00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:45,027
I WISH-
730
00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:47,199
COREY:
731
00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:47,199
LAST ONE!
732
00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:47,199
BETTER MAKE IT COUNT.
733
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,911
I WISH FOR A MILLION WISHES!
734
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,740
(SPITS)
735
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,740
THERE YA GO.
736
00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:55,156
WHAT? YOU CAN WISH
737
00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:55,156
FOR MORE WISHES?
738
00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:57,254
SURE.
739
00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:57,254
THAT'S ONE WISH.
740
00:15:57,290 --> 00:16:00,540
I DON'T KNOW WHY EVERYBODY
741
00:15:57,290 --> 00:16:00,540
DOESN'T DOOOOO THAT.
742
00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:02,585
COREY:
743
00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:02,585
THEN I WISH
744
00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:02,585
FOR A MILLION WISHES!
745
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,549
(COWBELL JINGLES)
746
00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:06,419
I WISH YOU WERE AS GROSS
747
00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:06,419
AS I THINK YOU ARE!
748
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:07,546
(SPITS)
749
00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:11,847
UGH! I WISH I COULD
750
00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:11,847
GIVE YOU A HUG!
751
00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:15,018
(COWBELL JINGLES,
752
00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:15,018
TRINA SCREAMS)
753
00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:17,727
WORST!
754
00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:17,727
I WISH I WAS ELECTRIFIED!
755
00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:18,979
(SPIT)
756
00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:20,269
(ZAP)
757
00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:20,269
OWWWW!
758
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:22,733
I WISH YOU WERE
759
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:22,733
ALWAYS ITCHY!
760
00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:23,824
(BELL JINGLES)
761
00:16:23,858 --> 00:16:25,648
I- (ZAP) WISH- (ZAP)
762
00:16:23,858 --> 00:16:25,648
THE NEWMANS
763
00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:27,703
WERE THE BIGGEST BAND
764
00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:27,703
IN THE WORLD!
765
00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:29,607
NOOOOOOO!
766
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:32,326
(LOUD FOOTSTEPS THUD)
767
00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:34,156
CARRIE:
768
00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:34,156
WE'RE SO MUCH BIGGER
769
00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:34,156
THAN GROJBAND...
770
00:16:34,201 --> 00:16:35,871
AND, LIKE, MOST BUILDINGS.
771
00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:38,752
THE NEWMANS:
772
00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:38,752
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
773
00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:41,290
I WISH THE NEWMANS
774
00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:41,290
WOULD GO TO THE MALL!
775
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:44,424
(COWBELL JINGLES,
776
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:44,424
FOOTSTEPS THUD LOUDLY)
777
00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:46,462
CARRIE:
778
00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:46,462
GUYS, I SERIOUSLY CRUSHED
779
00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:46,462
THE MALL!
780
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:47,716
(SQUEALS)
781
00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:50,217
ANGER! I WISH YOU HAD RESTLESS
782
00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:50,217
LEG SYNDROME!
783
00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:51,339
(CLETE SPITS)
784
00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:52,595
AGGHHH!
785
00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:54,637
THIS IS WORSE THAN THE TIME
786
00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:54,637
WE GAVE WISHES
787
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:56,061
TO THAT DOG AND CAT.
788
00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:57,518
THEY'RE FAMILY.
789
00:16:57,558 --> 00:17:00,648
THEY'LL REALIZE
790
00:16:57,558 --> 00:17:00,648
THEY LOVE EACH OTHER SOOOOON.
791
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,937
♪ No They Won't Transition ♪
792
00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:04,771
I WISH THERE WAS NO MOON
793
00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:06,986
SO TRINA COULD NEVER HAVE
794
00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:06,986
A MOONLIGHT KISS!
795
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,236
(COWBELL JINGLES)
796
00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:13,124
OKAY.
797
00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:13,124
YOOOOU WERE RIGHT.
798
00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:15,277
CORE, STOP.
799
00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:17,076
WRECKING THE MOON
800
00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:17,076
WON'T HELP YOU
801
00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:18,449
PLAY MUSIC AGAIN!
802
00:17:18,496 --> 00:17:20,326
KON:
803
00:17:18,496 --> 00:17:20,326
SURE, REVENGE IS DELICIOUS,
804
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:23,383
BUT IT WON'T MAKE YOU FAT,
805
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:23,383
JUST EMPTY.
806
00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:25,337
KIN:
807
00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:25,337
YOU CAN BLOW UP
808
00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:25,337
A MILLION MOONS
809
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,378
AND IT'LL NEVER BE ENOUGH.
810
00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:28,631
COREY:
811
00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:28,631
YOU'RE RIGHT.
812
00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:30,553
I JUST WISH I KNEW
813
00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:30,553
HOW TO GET MY MUSIC BACK.
814
00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:32,131
(COWBELL JINGLES)
815
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:33,466
AND NOW I DO!
816
00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:36,931
AND THE BEST PART IS,
817
00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:36,931
WE CAN PLAY THE HOEDOWN.
818
00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:38,733
TRINA:
819
00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:38,733
OH NO YOU DON'T!
820
00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:38,733
I WISH-
821
00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:42,476
COREY:
822
00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:42,476
NO! I WISH TRINA COULD FINISH
823
00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:42,476
HER DATE WITH NICK MALLORY!
824
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:44,860
(COWBELL JINGLES)
825
00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:47,938
THIS SECOND CORN DOG IS CALLING
826
00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:47,938
NICK MALLORY'S NAME.
827
00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:49,194
NICK MALLORY.
828
00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:55,869
(PIG SQUEALS)
829
00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:55,869
I MEAN... NO!
830
00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:57,829
NICK DOESN'T
831
00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:57,829
DIG ABOMINATIONS.
832
00:17:57,869 --> 00:17:59,289
DIBS ON YOUR CORN DOG
833
00:17:57,869 --> 00:17:59,289
THOUGH.
834
00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:02,615
(SNORTS)
835
00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:05,035
I WAS WRONG TO MESS UP
836
00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:05,035
YOUR DATE, SIS.
837
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,004
SO I THOUGHT
838
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,004
I'D MAKE THINGS RIGHT.
839
00:18:07,045 --> 00:18:08,705
WHAT ELSE ARE BROTHERS FOR?
840
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,795
YOU ARE SO UN-STANDABLE!
841
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,795
(ZAP)
842
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:13,380
I TOTES WISH
843
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:13,380
WE WERE UNRELATED!
844
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,046
(SPITS)
845
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,046
THERE YOU GO.
846
00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:17,640
WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?
847
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:20,730
TRINA WISHED HER BROTHER
848
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:20,730
COULD NEVER MAKE MUSIC AGAIN.
849
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:23,477
BUT NOW I'M NOT HER BROTHER!
850
00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:26,059
AND WE'RE NOT
851
00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:26,059
HER BROTHER'S BAND!
852
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,475
SO, IF I SAID,
853
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:29,733
"I WISH WE WERE
854
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:29,733
AN AWESOME JUG BAND..."
855
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,986
BESSIE:
856
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,986
IT WOULD BE MY COMMAND,
857
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,986
HONEY.
858
00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:33,108
(COWBELL JINGLES)
859
00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:37,239
MAYOR MELLOW:
860
00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:37,239
LOOKIE-LOO, BUCKAROO!
861
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:41,623
A HOEDOWN AIN'T NO-DOWN
862
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:41,623
WITHOUT A JUG BAND THROW-DOWN!
863
00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:44,582
GIVE A BIG YAHOO
864
00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:44,582
FOR GROJBAND!
865
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,796
(PLAYING A JUG BAND TUNE)
866
00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:51,087
WE'RE PLAYING!
867
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,510
(CHUCKLES)
868
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,510
WE'RE AWESOME AGAIN!
869
00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:54,878
COREY:
870
00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:54,878
AND HERE COME THE LYRICS!
871
00:18:54,926 --> 00:18:57,426
(SNORTING ANGRILY)
872
00:18:54,926 --> 00:18:57,426
NO MUSIC! (ZAP)
873
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,640
I WISHED IT AWAY!
874
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,850
CLETE:
875
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,850
BUT YOUR LAST WISH
876
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,850
UNDID YOUR FIRST.
877
00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:04,391
COREY USED YOUR WISHIN'
878
00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:04,391
AGAINST YA.
879
00:19:04,435 --> 00:19:05,845
I GUESS YOU LOSE.
880
00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:07,975
(ENRAGED SQUEAL)
881
00:19:08,022 --> 00:19:09,772
(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS)
882
00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:19,373
(FLAMES WHOOSH,
883
00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:19,373
LIGHTNING STRIKES)
884
00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:21,828
(FURIOUS SCRIBBLING)
885
00:19:25,039 --> 00:19:26,329
(FLAME HISSES)
886
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,538
OOF! (SPLAT)
887
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:32,296
(PIGS SQUEAL,
888
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:32,296
DISGUSTED GROANS)
889
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:35,168
UGH! ICK! YUCK!
890
00:19:35,215 --> 00:19:37,925
(HEAVENLY CHOIR SINGS)
891
00:19:37,969 --> 00:19:39,349
YEEEEE-HAAAAW!
892
00:19:39,386 --> 00:19:41,006
♪ Oh, I wish I had a nickel ♪
893
00:19:41,055 --> 00:19:42,555
♪ For every wish I made ♪
894
00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:44,428
♪ When I was feelin' fickle ♪
895
00:19:44,475 --> 00:19:46,055
♪ My heart was
896
00:19:44,475 --> 00:19:46,055
gettin' swayed ♪
897
00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:49,152
♪ But one wish led to two wish,
898
00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:49,152
two wish led to more ♪
899
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,068
♪ And that big ol' pile
900
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,068
of wishes left me ♪
901
00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:52,227
♪ Battered, bruised and sore ♪
902
00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:54,994
♪ Cuz everything
903
00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:54,994
that happened ♪
904
00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:58,448
♪ Made a big ol' mess of me ♪
905
00:19:58,489 --> 00:20:01,369
♪ So I wish away my wishes ♪
906
00:20:01,408 --> 00:20:04,078
♪ Undo, reset, control-Z ♪
907
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:05,710
(SPITS)
908
00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:08,536
♪ Oh, you made a million wishes
909
00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:08,536
to knock me down to size ♪
910
00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:11,252
♪ Then I made a million more
911
00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:11,252
and knocked you to the sky ♪
912
00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:13,003
♪ You can have
913
00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:13,003
your cool boyfriend ♪
914
00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:15,166
♪ It's the least
915
00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:15,166
that I can do ♪
916
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,974
♪ Just let me play my music
917
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,974
for all my friends but you ♪
918
00:20:18,009 --> 00:20:20,549
♪ 'Cause everything
919
00:20:18,009 --> 00:20:20,549
that's happened ♪
920
00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:24,224
♪ Made a big ol' mess of me ♪
921
00:20:24,264 --> 00:20:26,934
♪ So I wish away my wishes ♪
922
00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:29,846
♪ Undo, reset, control-Z ♪
923
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:31,226
JUG SOLO, EVERYBODY!
924
00:20:31,271 --> 00:20:32,311
(THE BAND PLAYS A JUG SOLO)
925
00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:35,736
♪♪
926
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:38,987
CROWD:
927
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:38,987
(CHEERS) HOORAY! HOORAY!
928
00:20:39,030 --> 00:20:41,120
MAYOR MELLOW:
929
00:20:39,030 --> 00:20:41,120
THAT WAS FUN!
930
00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:42,527
TELL ME YOU AIN'T DONE!
931
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:45,535
TOOT THAT JUG
932
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:45,535
AND LET'S CUT A NEW RUG!
933
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:46,948
THANK YOU, MR. MAYOR,
934
00:20:46,996 --> 00:20:49,116
BUT I WISH WE'D NEVER
935
00:20:46,996 --> 00:20:49,116
FOUND THESE GENIES!
936
00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:50,955
BESSIE:
937
00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:50,955
NOW, YOU'RE TALKIN',
938
00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:50,955
SWEAT PEA.
939
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,290
(COWBELL JINGLES)
940
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,224
(BALLS CLATTER)
941
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,966
HMM. LOOKS LIKE WE CAN'T BE
942
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,966
A JUG BAND AFTER ALL.
943
00:21:00,009 --> 00:21:01,429
KIN:
944
00:21:00,009 --> 00:21:01,429
YOU'RE TAKING THIS WELL, DUDE.
945
00:21:01,468 --> 00:21:02,888
WE CAN WISH THINGS
946
00:21:01,468 --> 00:21:02,888
WERE DIFFERENT, GUYS,
947
00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:04,509
BUT THEN THEY WOULDN'T
948
00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:04,509
BE REAL.
949
00:21:04,555 --> 00:21:06,265
IT'S ONE THING TO PICK UP
950
00:21:04,555 --> 00:21:06,265
A MILK BOTTLE
951
00:21:06,306 --> 00:21:08,056
AND MAKE THE MOON EXPLODE,
952
00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:09,981
BUT IT'S REAL LIFE WHEN YOU TAKE
953
00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:09,981
WHAT COMES YOUR WAY
954
00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:11,519
AND MAKE THE BEST OF IT.
955
00:21:11,562 --> 00:21:13,982
UM, CORE,
956
00:21:14,023 --> 00:21:16,113
ISN'T IT A BIT EARLY
957
00:21:14,023 --> 00:21:16,113
FOR YOUR FINAL THOUGHT?
958
00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:17,740
I'M CONFUSED, TOO,
959
00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:17,740
LANES.
960
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:19,197
BUT THERE'S NO GOING BACK.
961
00:21:19,237 --> 00:21:20,737
THANKS FOR COMING OUT,
962
00:21:19,237 --> 00:21:20,737
EVERYONE!
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