Original subtitles

♪ Got a band

that's really cool ♪

♪ Stealing words

from you know who ♪

♪ Playing gigs when we can ♪

♪ Trying to impress our fans ♪

♪ Older sister goes berserk ♪

♪ Her temper is

her biggest quirk ♪

♪ I got a plan

that just might work ♪

♪ Now, we're gonna rock

and we're gonna roll ♪

♪ We are Grojband, whoa! ♪

(BEEP)

PRE-LAUNCH CHECKLIST!

SKATEBOARD!

SAFETY EQUIPMENT!

BOOSTER-SPEAKER!

RANDOM STUNT DUCK!

(QUACK)

BASS-BOARD AND K1 IS GO!

ACTIVATE BASS-BASED

PROPULSION SYSTEM!

UH... I DON'T PLAY BASS.

KIN:

IT'S OKAY, JUST PLUCK A STRING

WITH YOUR FINGER.

(LOUD BASS LINE AND CRASH,

MINA SCREAMS)

TRINA:

SIGH, MINA.

YOU'RE JUST LIKE ME

WHEN I WAS A SCARED BABY

LIKE YOU.

DIFFERENCE: I FOUND SOMEONE

TO KEEP ME SAFE

FROM LOUD NOISES AND THINGS,

MR. MOOSEFACE!

(LOUD CRUNCHING)

WHAT'S THAT CWUNCHING,

MR. MOOSEFACE?

(LOUD CRUNCHING)

CO-WEE! GET OUT!

(CAT HISS)

(LONG SIGH)

AW!

THAT'S SO SUPER CUTE!

IT'S THE PAST!

(KISS)

NOW HELP ME PREP FOR MY JOB

AS FLAG GIRL

AT THE BIG CAR RACE

THINGY THING!

WHICH FLAG MAKES ME

LOOK CUTER?

WHITE ON BLACK

OR BLACK ON WHITE?

YOUR ANSWER BETTER MATCH MINE!

WHOA!

SOMEBODY'S MAKING SCIENCE.

KIN:

WE'VE JUST HAD A SETBACK.

KON:

IT'S A CRASH, DUDE.

DON'T DRESS IT UP.

LANEY:

KIN, THIS JUST ISN'T WORKING.

I GOTTA PULL YOUR FUNDING.

DUCK:

QUACK!

FINE! I'LL INVENT FOR MYSELF

AND I'LL GO INDIE!

AWESOME!

YEAH. I DON'T NEED LANEY'S

TWO BUCKS A DAY ANYWAY.

NOT THAT!

INDIE ROCK!

NO LABEL PUSHING YOU AROUND!

NO RULES!

THAT COULD BE US, GUYS!

THAT'S US RIGHT NOW,

CORE.

YEAH, BUT IT'S NOT US ENOUGH,

LANES.

GROJBAND IS GOING INDIE,

AND I KNOW JUST WHERE

TO DO IT!

♪ Wicked Cool Transition ♪

DAVER:

AT THE PEACEVILLE SPEED CIRCLE

THIS SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY,

IT'S THE IN-D ROAD RAGER:

THE INDEPENDENT

RACING CHALLENGE

WHERE ALL DRIVERS ARE WELCOME!

MEET SCHOOL BUS RHONDA -

SHE'S GONNA SCHOOL YOU ALL;

MONSTER CHUCK -

HIS TRUCK IS TWO TRUCKS TALL,

AND ICE CREAM TOM!

TRY HIS SUNDAES,

SUNDAES, SUNDAES!

THE IN-D ROAD RAGER:

FOUR WHEELS

AND NO QUESTIONS ASKED!

WELCOME TO THE RACE!

I'M DAVE.

AND I'M DAVER.

COREY:

HEY, DAVE AND DAVER,

WE'RE GROJBAND,

YOUR NEW WINNERS.

WHOA! "INDIE"

MEANS INDEPENDENT, CORE.

A SMALL BAND WITH

A "DO-IT-YOURSELF" ATTITUDE,

NOT A CAR RACE

THAT COULD KILL US!

WE'RE GONNA DO THE KILLING

WHEN WE ROCK THE WINNER'S CIRCLE

IN FRONT OF

A MILLION HUNDRED FANS!

TRINA:

THE WINNER'S CIRCLE

IS ONLY FOR WINNERS -

AND THE SUPER-CUTE FLAG GIRL

WHO HANDS THEM THE TROPHY!

YOU'RE NONE OF THE ABOVE.

YEAH? WELL MAYBE WE'RE GONNA BE

ALL OF THE ABOVE -

MINUS THE CUTE GIRL.

NICE.

UGH! MINA, LET'S BOUNCE.

(POOF)

DAVE:

SO, GROJBAND,

WHAT ARE YOU DRIVING?

(CHUCKLES)

HEH. WE BE RIGHT BACK.

YEP, THOSE ARE BACK NIPPLES.

KIN:

(CLEARS THROAT)

USING MY RESEARCH

FROM THE ABANDONED

BASS-BOARD PROJECT,

I PROUDLY PRESENT TO YOU...

THE FIRST AND ONLY...

(DRUM ROLL)

GROJCAR!

ALL:

OOOOOOH!

KIN:

IT'S PROPELLED BY SPEAKERS;

THE HARDER WE ROCK,

THE FASTER WE GO!

CORE:

THEN WE'LL ROCK SO HARD

NO ONE WILL CATCH US!

LANEY, COREY AND KON:

WOO-HOO! YEAH! WE ROCK!

TEAMWORK, YEAH!

ALL OF US!

(PUPPET VOICE)

THANKS FOR BUILDING

THE VEHICLE, KIN.

COREY, LANEY AND KON:

OH, YEAH! THANKS!

THAT'S MY BRO!

♪ Kids should not build cars ♪

DAVE:

WELCOME OUR NEWEST ENTRY,

GROJBAND!

TRINA:

GROJBAND?!

NO CHANCE-WAY I'M GONNA

HAND THAT WINNER TROPHY

TO MY UNWINNER BROTHER!

LET'S GO!

(SLURPS)

COREY:

THANKS FOR BEING OUR PIT CREW,

KATE AND ALLIE.

KATE AND ALLIE:

ANYTHING FOR YOU, COREY!

(POWER WRENCH WHIRS)

SO, CORE, LET'S SAY

WE ACTUALLY WIN THIS THING-

YEAH!

LET'S SAY THAT!

HOW WE GONNA GET

A NEW SONG?

TRINA'S GONNA HATE IT

WHEN WE WIN.

SHE'LL GO DIARY

ALL ON HER OWN,

AND WE'VE GOT

OUR WINNER'S CIRCLE JAM.

FOR ONCE, HAVING HER AROUND

IS A GOOD THING.

RIGHT,

AND CUT TO....

TRINA:

SUPER COOL BUS, RHONDA!

TOO BAD MY NO-GOOD

BROTHER COREY

AND HIS GROJBAND

TEAM OF HOOLIGANS

RIPPED OFF YOUR STOP SIGN.

RHONDA:

OH, GEEZ.

WITHOUT THAT SIGN...

KIDS COULD BE CRUSHED!

I'M GONNA CRUSH THEM KIDS!

TRINA:

YOUR TRUCK IS LIKE SO TALL!

MORE EVEN, SINCE COREY PUT

HELIUM IN YOUR TIRES!

AND THEN POPPED THEM

WITH ARROWS.

(DEFLATING AIR SOUND)

I'M GONNA POP THAT KID,

BUT GOOD!

IT WAS SO LAME OF COREY

TO REPLACE YOUR ICE CREAM

WITH ANGRY BEES.

(ANGRY BUZZING)

I DON'T KNOW ANY BEE PUNS,

BUT I'M GONNA RAM COREY

WITH MY TRUCK!

TRINA:

LOOKS LIKE GROJBAND.

GROJBAND. GROJBAND.

GROJBAND. GROJBAND.

RANDOM DRIVERS:

DESTROY GROJBAND!

THERE. NOW EVERYONE WANTS

TO CRUSHIFY COREY.

WHAT A CHEER UP!

♪ Bees taste very sting-y ♪

KON:

I LOVE THAT ENGINE SOUND!

VROOM!

KIN:

THEY HAVEN'T STARTED

THEIR ENGINE.

(DRIVER GROWL ANGRILY)

WHY ARE THEY SO ANGRY?

DAVE:

RACERS! START YOUR ENGINES!

(ENGINES ROAR)

(HITS HIS GUITAR

WITH A HUGE POWER CHORD)

(GROJBAND ROCKS OUT,

CAR ENGINES ROAR)

WE NEED SOME GETAWAY MUSIC!

(PLAY SOME BANJO-DRIVEN

BLUEGRASS CHASE MUSIC)

(FIZZLING)

DAVE:

GROJBAND TAKES THE LEAD!

WHAT A WILD RACE, FOLKS!

DAVER:

THIS ISN'T A RACE, DAVE!

IT'S A CHASE!

THIS COULD GET MESSY!

(CHEERING)

(WHIRRING)

EAT SPRINKLES,

BEE-MONGER!

(CRACKLES)

MY EYES!

SO MANY COLOURS!

(TIRES SCREECH)

COREY:

FORGET ABOUT

THE WINNER'S CIRCLE!

WE NEED LYRICS NOW!

YEAH! WE GOTTA ROCK HARDER

IF WE WANT TO WIN!

WHAT IF WE JUST

WANT TO LIVE?

WE'LL DO BOTH!

IF THERE WAS EVER A TIME

TO ROCK OUT

ABOUT THE DANGERS

OF BAD DRIVING,

IT'S NOW!

BUT TRINA'S UP THERE

IN THAT TOWER.

HOW WE GONNA GET HER

TO WRITE ABOUT DANGER

IF SHE'S WAY UP THERE?!

BY "ENDANGERING"

HER SAFETY.

PIT CREW!

KATE AND ALLIE:

YES, COREY?

I'M GONNA NEED

SOME SPARE PARTS.

I DON'T KNOW WHY COREY

WAS WORRIED.

YEAH, THIS IS EASY!

(ALARM WAILS,

STEAM HISSES)

(SCREAMING)

GROJBAND, CLEARLY TERRIFIED

TO RETURN THE RACE.

DAVER:

I CAN'T BLAME THEM!

BLAME THEM! BLAME THEM!

KATE:

WE'RE BACK!

SORRY ABOUT THAT WAIT.

ALLIE:

THERE WAS GAS.

(COUGHS)

COREY:

AWESOME! MR. MOOSEFACE

WAS TRINA'S SAFETY CHARM

WHEN SHE WAS A KID.

LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS

WHEN HE'S IN DANGER!

ALL RIGHT!

TIME TO ROCK!

(GROJBAND PLAYS A ROCK TUNE)

(ENGINE ROARS,

TIRES SCREECH)

TRINA:

OOOOH! THEY'RE GONNA

GET IT GOOD.

(EVIL LAUGH)

(GASPS) MR. MOOSEFACE!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

OH NO!

THAT'S NOT SAFE.

TRINA:

HE'S IN DANGER!

HE'S SO SCARED!

AND I MADE THAT DANGER HAPPEN!

MR. MOOSEFACE, NOOOOOOO!

(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS)

(LIGHTNING STRIKES)

(PEN SCRIBBLES)

(SIZZLES)

(HEAVENLY CHOIR SINGS)

GOT IT!

TIME TO GIVE THESE SPEED DEMONS

A SAFETY LESSON!

(UP-TEMPO ROCK TUNE)

♪ You wanna hit the gas

for speed ♪

♪ You wanna win

and take the lead ♪

♪ Don't move too fast,

Just wait and see ♪

♪ Oh man,

you're gonna bleed! ♪

(TIRES SCREECH)

RHONDA:

BLEED? I'VE GOT KIDS ONBOARD!

Corey:

♪ You better think

and hit the brakes ♪

♪ You better move

and play it safe ♪

♪ Cause when you drive

out of control ♪

You're gonna shake,

flip and roll!

(TIRES SCREECH)

MONSTER CHUCK:

THAT WAS CLOSE!

I COULDA BEEN HURT!

TRINA:

OUT OF MY WAY, MUNCHKIN!

Corey:

♪ Smash, crash, hit the dash ♪

♪ Time to get riled up ♪

♪ Thrash, bash,

burn 'n' crash ♪

♪ You gonna get a pile-up! ♪

LANEY:

IT'S WORKING!

THEY'RE BACKING OFF!

NO MANIAC IS GONNA

STOP US NOW!

GIMME MY MOOSEFACE!

COREY:

LANEY! GIVE HER THE MOOSE!

(PLAYS A SOLO)

DAVER:

GROJBAND WITH A BURST OF SPEED,

BUT THEY'VE GOT A LAP

TO MAKE UP!

COREY:

HURRY! I CAN'T SOLO FOREVER!

GRRR.

(SCREAMS,

TIRES SQUEAL)

(ENDS SOLO)

(ENGINE SPUTTERS)

DAVE:

AND GROJCAR WINS!

OH, WHAT A RACE!

TRINA:

(GROWLING)

CONGRATULATIONS.

LOOKS LIKE

BASS-PROPULSION WORKS!

TOO BAD MY FUNDING

WAS PULLED.

I'LL GIVE YOU TWO BUCKS

FOR A BASS-BOARD.

SOLD!

QUACK!

DAVE:

CONGRATULATIONS, GROJBAND!

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE

IN THE WINNER'S CIRCLE?

COREY:

SORRY, DAVE AND DAVER,

BUT THIS CIRCLE'S A SQUARE.

IT'S LIKE YOU'RE TRYING

TO PUT US IN A BOX

AND THAT JUST ISN'T INDIE.

LIFE IS MADE OF TURNS,

NOT CORNERS.

CIRCLES HUG.

CORNERS BUG.

(RECORD SCRATCHES)

THAT MONOLOGUE COULD USE

A TUNE-UP.

WELL, WHEN YOU'RE RIGHT, LANES,

CHECK FOR CYCLISTS.

THANKS FOR COMING OUT,

EVERYONE.

QUACK!

NERDY ANNOUNCER:

TODAY, MATH TAKES THE STAGE

AT THE SEMI-BI-ANNUAL

PEACEVILLE TRY-MATHELON,

LIVE, RIGHT HERE,

ON THE SUMMATION STATION:

THE HOME OF TELEVISED MATH!

SOLVE FOR X-CITEMENT!

GUESS WHO JUST BOOKED US A GIG

ROCKING THE TRY-MATHELON?

KON:

JUST TELL US!

THIS GAME ALWAYS TAKES FOREVER.

WE'RE PLAYING

A MATH COMPETITION?

AWESOME!

I WAS GOING TO SAY

"NERDSVILLE."

IT'S LIVE TV, LANES!

WE'LL REACH EVERY NERD

IN TOWN.

A TOTALLY UNTAPPED

FANBASE.

GROJBAND EQUALS MATH ROCK!

AND WHEN SMART PEOPLE LIKE US,

EVERYONE ELSE WILL LIKE US

SO THAT THEY LOOK SMART TOO!

I DUNNO, COREY.

I'M NOT SO GOOD AT MATH.

I'VE BEEN FAILING IT

FOR LIKE...

HOW MANY HANDS IS SIX

FINGERS?

COREY:

AH, YOU KNOW ALL THE MATH

YOU NEED TO, BUDDY.

YOU CAN COUNT US IN,

RIGHT?

KON:

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!

(THEY PLAY A ROCK TUNE)

I CAN'T FOCUS AND JUNK

WITH ALL THAT ROCK 'N' RACKET!

HASHTAG SILENCE!

(SLAMS DOOR)

THERE'S A ZERO PERCENT CHANCE

COREY AND HIS DUMB BAND

ARE GETTING ANYWHERE NEAR

THE TRY-MATHELON.

(PHONE RINGS)

MELLOW.

I WON'T STAND FOR THAT!

WAIT. SORRY,

I JUMPED THE GUN.

WHAT'RE YOU CALLING ABOUT?

♪ Monkey wrench transition ♪

COREY:

WHADDYA MEAN WE CAN'T PLAY?!

WORD HAS IT YOUR DRUMMER

IS A MATH-FAILER.

CAN'T HAVE HIM ON STAGE

WHEN WE'RE GIVIN' IT UP

FOR NUMBERS.

GUESS WHO'S SISTER

TOTALLY SNITCHED YOU OUT?

HASHTAG SABOTAGE!

YOU TOLD MAYOR MELLOW

ABOUT KON?

THERE ISN'T ROOM AT THIS THING

FOR YOU PLUS ME,

SO I MINUSED YOU!

WAIT. WHY ARE YOU GOING

TO THE TRY-MATHELON?

I HAVE MY SUPER

SECRET REASONS!

OKAY!

IT'S PROBLEM-SOLVING TIME!

SURE. IF KON WINS

THE TRY-MATHELON,

IT'LL BE EXACTLY LIKE

HE'S PASSED SIX YEARS OF MATH

IN A DAY.

THEN YOU CAN PLAY.

A-OKAY!

YES!

THAT DOES NOT SOLVE

OUR PROBLEM, CORE!

(GLASS SHATTERS,

GIRLS SCREAM)

TIME TO OUT-NERD THESE NERDS

AS MY COMPLETELY SURPRISING

ALTER EGO!

TRIGNOMETRINA!

WHAT'S UP, GIRL?

MINA,

MY INTELLECTUAL EQUAL.

WANNA GO GET

OUR OMEGA-3 ON

WITH A BRAIN-STRENGTHENING

FISH OIL SMOOTHIE?

SURE! I SECRETLY LOVE

THOSE BRAINIAC SMOOTHIES!

I MEAN, I LOVE FISH OIL

SMOOTHIES OPENLY!

IT'S AMAZING TO HAVE A BFF

THAT LIKES BRAIN FOOD

AND DOESN'T YELL AT ME.

I MEAN, TRINA'S AWESOME-

SHE TOTALLY IS.

LET US COUNT THE FIRST

HUNDRED WAYS SHE'S AWESOME.

YOU GO FIRST!

UHHHH...

(GROWLS)

KON:

I HAVE TO LEARN

SIX YEARS OF MATH?

THAT COULD TAKE, LIKE,

THREE HANDS!

NO SWEAT, BRO.

I'LL JUST DROP SOME

NUMBER-KNOWLEDGE ON YOU

WITH OUR "TWIN-TUITION."

GIVE ME YOUR MIND!

THIS DOESN'T LOOK PROMISING.

GASP!

(PANICKED SCREAMING)

HELP!

(CAR HONKS)

(SCREAMING)

THE MATH CENTRE OF KON'S BRAIN

IS A COMPLETE WAR ZONE!

UGH! THIS IS ALL

I AM GOOD FOR.

KIN:

OF COURSE!

DRUMMING IS

A MATHEMATICAL EXPRESSION!

LET'S HEAR SOME IRON PIXIES!

AND DON'T FORGET

JOHNNY BONGO!

HE PLAYED WITHOUT

DRUMSTICKS!

COREY, LANEY AND KIN:

WHOA!

SO WHEN KON DRUMS,

HE ENTERS A KIND OF BLISSFUL

GENIUS TRANCE?

AND BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!

HE CAN NAIL THE TRY-MATHELON!

ALL RIGHT, GROJBAND,

LET'S ROCK THESE NERDS

LIKE A GEOLOGIST NERDS ROCKS.

♪ Wicked cool transition ♪

(SLURPING)

I DIDN'T GET THAT MOVIE.

(LAUGHING)

MINA:

SEVEN ATE NINE!

(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS)

WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER,

TRIG?

I LIKE 101.

IT'S TOTALLY THE FIRST

PALINDROMIC PRIME!

I LIKE EIGHT;

IT'S ALMOST A SNOWMAN!

MATH IS GREAT!

ACCURATE.

WHAT'S EVEN MOST GREAT

IS HOW YOU CAN USE IT

TO MAKE REVENGE FORMULAS.

WHERE ALL THE VARIABLES ARE

THE THINGS YOUR ENEMIES DO

THAT BUG YOU,

AND YOU MULTIPLY THEM

ALL TOGETHER,

AND THEN X EQUALS

HOW MUCH VENGEANCE YOU DISH OUT!

UH... I ALSO LIKE 2.

♪ Two is pretty great ♪

MELLOW:

WELCOME NERDS

AND NERDING ENTHUSIASTS,

TO THE X PLUS Y

SEMI-BI-ANNUAL TRY-MATHELON!

(APPLAUDING AND SNORTING)

EVEN IF KON CAN WIN THIS,

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO

ABOUT LYRICS?

TRINA SAID SHE'D BE HERE.

MAYBE WE'LL GET SOME NERD

TO KISS HER

AND FREAK HER OUT.

ALL RIGHT!

OUR FIRST BRAIN-TO-BRAIN

COMPETITORS

ARE CAMERON BUTTONS...

(APPLAUSE)

AND TRIGNOMETRINA ADDERLY!

(GASPS)

I WONDER WHERE TRINA IS?

LET'S DO STUFF

WITH NUMBERS!

(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)

OH! LIKE SOOOO EASY!

YOU'RE ON TO THE NEXT ROUND!

(BELL DINGS)

NERDS:

TRIG! TRIG! TRIG!

NEXT UP ARE CLARE ROOT

AND KON.

(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)

(DRUMMING)

THAT WAS THE LOUDEST MATH

I'VE HEARD ALL DAY,

BUT YOU GOT IT RIGHT,

SO CLARE GOES AWAY!

(BELL DINGS,

CLARE CRIES)

HE WON!

ONLY TEN MORE ROUNDS TO GO!

(DRUMMING)

(BELL DINGS)

(BELL DINGS)

(BELL DINGS)

(BUZZER SOUNDS)

(BELL DINGS)

MELLOW: YOU GOT IT!

(CROWD CHEERS)

(HAPPY SCREECH)

AND WE'RE SET

FOR OUR FINAL ROUND

BETWEEN KON AND TRIGNOMETRINA!

KON DOESN'T LOOK

SO GOOD.

NEITHER DOES OUR SHOT

AT THIS GIG.

LET'S DO THIS!

(PYRO BLAST)

(GROWLS)

(DRUMMING,

STICK SNAPS)

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

OH MAN!

KON BROKE HIS STICKS!

THERE'S NO WAY

HE CAN WIN NOW!

OH YES THERE IS!

REMEMBER JOHNNY BONGO,

HE PLAYED WITHOUT DRUMSTICKS.

KON!

REMEMBER JOHNNY BONGO!

KON GO BONGO!

(RHYTHMIC DRUMMING)

(BLAST)

(ATTACK YELL)

(FIGHTING NOISES)

(GRUNTS)

(GASPS)

(BLAST)

NO.

(RHYTHMIC DRUMMING)

MELLOW:

WE HAVE A CORRECT ANSWER HERE

IN THE MATH OF KON!

(BELL DINGS,

CROWD CHEERS)

NOT FAIR!

I CAN'T FOCUS AND JUNK

WITH ALL THAT ROCK 'N' RACKET!

HASHTAG SILENCE!

TRIGNOMETRINA IS TRINA?!

COOL! YOUR SISTER HAS

A SECRET IDENTITY!

YEAH, "COOL."

AND WHEN EVERYONE FINDS OUT

MY "COOL" SISTER

HAS A LITTLE "NERDY" SECRET,

SHE'LL GO COMPLETELY DIARY!

HOW WE GONNA GET

THE SECRET OUT?

GRRRR!

THIS COULDN'T GET WORSE!

LOOKS LIKE TRINA'S

WOUND A LITTLE TIGHT.

TIME TO LET HER HAIR DOWN.

(PICK PINGS)

(GASPS)

CROWD:

(GASPS)

IT'S TRINA RIFFIN!

SHE LIKES MATH!

JUST LIKE US!

WE LOVE YOU, TRINA!

FOR YOUR MIND!

NERDS:

TRINA! TRINA! TRINA! TRINA!

I'M LIKE YOU!

I'M SO LIKE YOU!

AND NOW YOU ALL KNOW IT!

(ANGRY GROWL)

KOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS)

(PEN SCRIBBLES)

(GLASSES AND LAMPS SHATTER)

(FLAME HISSES)

NERDS:

TRINA! TRINA! TRINA! TRINA!

(HEAVENLY CHOIR SINGS)

SEE, LANES?

NO PROBLEM.

ARE YOU NERDS READY TO ROCK?!

(DRUMMING)

♪ Who cares

if I rock a square root ♪

♪ I'll figure out your

arithmetic sequence to boot ♪

♪ Just cause I'm equal to

or greater than you ♪

♪ Doesn't mean

I belong in here ♪

♪ With all you congruents ♪

♪ I get a kick

out of trapazoids ♪

♪ But if they ever found out

I would be destroyed ♪

♪ Newton is my favorite

mathletic dude ♪

♪ But that's a big secret

in my neighbourhood ♪

KON!

(RHYTHMIC DRUMMING)

(ENERGY HUMS)

(STICK SPLINTERS)

KON GO BONGO!

(RHYTHMIC DRUMMING)

(JOINS IN WITH A PIANO RIFF)

♪ Who cares that

I love trigonometry ♪

♪ If that makes me like you ♪

♪ Then I don't wanna be me ♪

YEAH!

(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)

TRINA,

YOU LOVE MATH LIKE ME!

I THINK I NEED A SODA,

MINA.

THE KIND THAT STUNTS

YOUR GROWTH AND JUNK.

(MOTORCYCLE REVS)

KIN:

WE ROCKED THE EGG

OUTTA THESE EGGHEADS!

COREY:

YEAH! ON CITY-WIDE TV.

OH NO! WE MADE EVERY NERD

IN PEACEVILLE COOL!

HOW IS THAT A BAD THING?

(POWER HUMS OFF)

WITHOUT THE NERDS,

PEACEVILLE'S GOT

NO ONE TO RUN

THE ELECTRICITY, WATER,

AND TRAINS.

YOU KIDS WANT JOBS

IN THE FIELD OF MATHEMATICS?

THANKS BUT NO THANKS,

MAYOR MELLOW.

MATH SHOULD BE LEFT ALONE.

IT IS WHAT IT IS:

CONFUSING AND PAINFUL,

AND ONLY FOR A FEW OF US

TO UNDERSTAND.

NERDS CAN REALLY MAKE MATH

DO ITS THING,

BY TURNING NUMBERS

INTO ELECTRICITY

AND RUNNING WATER.

AND SOMETIMES INTO MUSIC.

BIG UPS FOR MATH,

CORE.

THE BIGGEST OF UPS,

LANES.

THANKS FOR COMING OUT,

EVERYONE!